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Full EP | Female Athletes Upset with Sydney Sweeney; So Many Women Supporting Lindsay Clancy Odd to D.L. Hughley; D.L. Catches Up with Comedian Earthquake; The Militant Man Jamal Kingsley; and More · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the DL Hughley show, your 2026 edition. Big,
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  Speaker 1: big shout out to everybody that came out for the
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  Speaker 1: DL and DL tour in Orlando, excuse me, in the
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  Speaker 1: Fort Lauderdale in.
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  Speaker 2: Orlando this week. We are in Orlando.
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  Speaker 1: Saturday, we're in Ovens Auditorium in Charlotte. So maybe I
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  Speaker 1: can get some of the baby's $ 3, 000 waffles.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, now the syrup is extra, just so you know.
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  Speaker 1: Baby done peeled a couple cups of cabs, so maybe.
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  Speaker 2: Those waffles are made out of Kevlar. You better like them.
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  Speaker 2: It's not nice to fool Mother Nature.
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  Speaker 2: Football season is in full swing. It's good to have
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  Speaker 2: it back.
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  Speaker 1: There's always that purgatory where everything's over, NBA's over, World Series,
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  Speaker 1: all of that.
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  Speaker 2: And then nothing.
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  Speaker 5: You got baseball going, you got football starting up, everything's there.
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  Speaker 2: for that.
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  Speaker 1: But I think when you sign your cowboy contract, it
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  Speaker 6: Woo, Sydney Sweeney back in the controversial headlines again. This
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  Speaker 6: time because she went fully nude for an ad about
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  Speaker 6: a prescription prediction market kind of gambling, basically. And when
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  Speaker 6: I tell you female athletes are fit to be tied,
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  Speaker 6: that is an understatement. Now, I saw the ad. I
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  Speaker 6: saw the images. You know, she has helmets and footballs
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  Speaker 6: and things like that strategically placed where she's practically nude.
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  Speaker 6: And female athletes are upset because they say, listen, it
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  Speaker 6: took us years, decades even to not be, you know,
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  Speaker 6: sexualized or looked at in a particular way other than
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  Speaker 6: we are athletes.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 4: And we don't need to be.
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  Speaker 6: You know, these images of you with your boobs out
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  Speaker 6: and your hoo-ha and all those things.
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  Speaker 3: They are angry.
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  Speaker 4: But Sydney Sweeney is not an athlete.
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  Speaker 3: She's an actress.
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  Speaker 4: I don't get it.
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  Speaker 3: She's not an athlete. She's an actress.
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  Speaker 6: She can use her sexuality however she wants to. She
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  Speaker 6: saw an opportunity. As a matter of fact, the gambling
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  Speaker 6: company said she was the one who came up with
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  Speaker 6: this idea and reached out to them to say, hey,
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  Speaker 6: I'll do this for a certain amount of money. So
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  Speaker 6: she can use her body however she wants to. I
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  Speaker 6: can also understand how athletes... as a female athlete, not
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  Speaker 6: wanting to be depicted in this particular way in terms
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  Speaker 6: of sexuality, would be upset. Why didn't they reach out
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  Speaker 6: to them? Why didn't they come up with this idea
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  Speaker 6: for them? I could see both sides of the coin.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess.
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  Speaker 3: And if you see the ad, you can also see
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  Speaker 3: the underside of the coin.
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  Speaker 5: Well, you know, I've yet to, you know, cast my judgment.
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to have to look. Where can I find
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  Speaker 4: that picture?
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  Speaker 7: I just, you know, I'm just for the show.
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  Speaker 3: Just look up Sydney Sweeney and you'll see it.
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  Speaker 4: Research for the show. For no other reason. Wouldn't she
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  Speaker 4: be hit?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Jeans girl. The one that won American jeans. Oh man.
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  Speaker 3: American jeans. This is what an all American girl looks like.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Listen, She picks her controversy and she does a great
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  Speaker 6: job and she laughs all the way to the bank.
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  Speaker 4: She took her jeans off this time.
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  Speaker 6: Anyway, speaking of the bank, woo, Lil Boosie went live
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  Speaker 6: on 60 Minutes to talk about how, you know, that
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  Speaker 6: $ 600, 000 pardon didn't happen and how he believes he got
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  Speaker 6: scammed out of this money. And he's not holding back
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  Speaker 6: about how he feels about it. But, you know, a
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  Speaker 6: lot of people are like, listen, you know, you should
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  Speaker 6: have known what you were dealing with when it comes
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  Speaker 6: down to Trump and anybody on that side. You know,
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  Speaker 6: the fact that you lost this money, nobody cares.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, $ 600, 000 up front in order to get this
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  Speaker 6: presidential pardon?
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  Speaker 4: And that's not... Well, you figure, like, how many people...
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  Speaker 4: Doesn't Trump owe everybody about $ 18, 000?
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  Speaker 5: Because he just promised this $ 5, 000. But he already promised
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  Speaker 5: a $ 5, 000 before that, then $ 2, 000 before that, then.
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  Speaker 4: $ 3, 000. So this is a whole lot of money he owes.
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  Speaker 4: Why do y'all keep believing him?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: He ain't paying.
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  Speaker 3: Why do you keep believing him?
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  Speaker 4: That first STEMI check, he didn't even approve. The only thing,
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  Speaker 4: he put his name on it and held it up.
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  Speaker 4: But come on, man. Stop it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Litigate to get it out.
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  Speaker 2: So.
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  Speaker 3: There you go. $ 600, 000 mistake. As you guys always say,
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  Speaker 3: that'll earn you.
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  Speaker 4: When you keep.
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  Speaker 5: Believing the same lie, at least make somebody give you
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  Speaker 5: a different lie. You say this on you. That's on you.
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  Speaker 3: I will say this is so interesting.
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  Speaker 6: I had no idea that there was such a thing
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  Speaker 6: called a pardon broker.
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  Speaker 3: Why would I have a reason?
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  Speaker 4: Because it's never happened before.
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  Speaker 3: It's a big deal. And you can make a lot
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  Speaker 3: of money to the tune of $ 600, 000.
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  Speaker 4: And that's what's trending.
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  Speaker 1: Brandon Tatum talked about Barack Obama's wife. And of course,
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  Speaker 1: I responded to it. And now Brandon Tatum. It's talking
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  Speaker 1: about something. Why would a dude like that think I
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  Speaker 1: would be afraid? I got the same attitude to lawyers
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  Speaker 1: you do, baby boy. There's no settlement amount that's not
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  Speaker 1: going to make me think that's an ugly broad.
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  Speaker 2: She's going to be just as handsome. Let me be clear.
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  Speaker 1: If you're going to get a white broad, get one
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  Speaker 1: that other white dudes want. You cannot get a broad
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  Speaker 1: that looks like she's Ichabod Crane from Sleepy Hollow. She's
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  Speaker 1: still going to look like Miss Hathaway from Beverly Hillbillies.
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  Speaker 2: She looks like the broad. Remember this from the Warriors?
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  Speaker 2: This looks like her. What you think?
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to go to court and not say? The
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  Speaker 1: only thing that I have when we go to court
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  Speaker 1: is I'm going to say she's an ugly broad on tape.
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  Speaker 2: That's the only thing.
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  Speaker 1: That is a funny shaved dude. This dude got an hour.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't never seen a dude with an hourglass figure.
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  Speaker 1: Instead of having your lawyer get mad at me, you
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  Speaker 1: should have had to make a deal with Skims.
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  Speaker 2: He might have played football. He played football.
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  Speaker 1: He's NFL at the top, but he's definitely Magic City
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  Speaker 1: at the bottom. Coming to the stage, Sugar Bear.
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  Speaker 2: Why you got glitter on your shoulder pads?
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  Speaker 5: Shut up!
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  Speaker 2: If you don't shut.
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  Speaker 1: Your bed, this shape like a drinking gourd. He should
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  Speaker 1: be hanging around the neck.
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  Speaker 2: Of a witch doctor.
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  Speaker 1: How the f * * * you shape like a cello?
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  Speaker 1: You should be on Yo-Yo Ma's lap. Everything that he
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  Speaker 1: says about me, I said, he cheats on his wife.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not proud of the things I've done, but I
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  Speaker 1: won't be held hostage by them. I gave you the
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  Speaker 1: knife to stab me with. Just I want to be
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  Speaker 1: a better man. He want to be a white one.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not feeling let you cow me. Obviously, you something
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  Speaker 1: I said to you about your broad, your handsome ass
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  Speaker 1: broad got to you.
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  Speaker 2: You're looking like a summer squash.
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  Speaker 4: Talk to me.
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  Speaker 1: This is like respusia. I just don't understand. What do
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  Speaker 1: you think was going to happen? Did you think you
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  Speaker 1: were going to scare me? You're the first person that
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  Speaker 1: ever talked about suing me because they didn't like what
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  Speaker 1: I said. This look like the new Nell Carter. You
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  Speaker 1: don't shut your bad build ass up and you're going
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  Speaker 1: to put your mouth on somebody. Woman, you got a
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  Speaker 1: common white bra. The common kind look like a look
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  Speaker 1: like the common.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? She looked like a learner's
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  Speaker 2: division manager. You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to sue you. That shit only work with
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  Speaker 1: them goofy ass people that's on your page. And don't
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  Speaker 1: nobody like you on your page.
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  Speaker 2: I can't wait to go to court.
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  Speaker 1: I can't wait to go to court and go, hey,
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  Speaker 1: you know, you ought to have a new exhibit for
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  Speaker 1: this bell hip man right here.
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  Speaker 2: A hula hoop.
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  Speaker 1: A chubby bastard. I ain't taking no shit from a
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  Speaker 1: dude with smiles on his knees. I'm not afraid to
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  Speaker 1: do it.
• 8:36
  Speaker 2: That's a little note from the GED section. It's the D.L.
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  Speaker 4: Hughley Show.
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  Speaker 3: She's jazzed.
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  Speaker 4: She smiles.
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  Speaker 2: It's the Jazzy Report on the D.L. Hughley Show.
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  Speaker 6: A federal judge has ruled that a plan by the
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  Speaker 6: Trump administration to slash staffing at the federal agency FEMA
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  Speaker 6: by responding to all of these disasters was 50 percent unlawful.
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  Speaker 6: The judge said it was clear the government violated established rules.
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  Speaker 6: Back in 2005, during Hurricane Katrina, that put decisions on
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  Speaker 6: staffing levels squarely in the hands of FEMA, not the
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  Speaker 6: Department of Homeland Security.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my goodness.
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  Speaker 6: It's so interesting to watch them decimate all of these
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  Speaker 6: agencies and organizations and even policies and laws that we
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  Speaker 6: need to keep us not only safe, but make sure
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  Speaker 6: that we we make it into the next decade, that
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  Speaker 6: they're just just pissing.
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  Speaker 3: All over them.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and what's even more interesting is there's no repercussion
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  Speaker 5: for said actions. None.
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  Speaker 3: None whatsoever.
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  Speaker 6: As well as, look how long it's going to take
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  Speaker 6: us to rebound from all of this, you know?
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  Speaker 4: No doubt.
• 9:43
  Speaker 6: Anyway, scientists have developed a more precise insect sterilization system
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  Speaker 6: to curtail or even eliminate disease-spreading mosquito populations. Now, the
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  Speaker 6: technique relies on a gene alteration that disrupts fertility in
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  Speaker 6: males and flights in females. Gene altered males are released
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  Speaker 6: into a problematic area to compete with healthy males. That's
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  Speaker 6: a weird thing. That's a weird thing to me. And
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  Speaker 6: take it and listen, I don't get bit by mosquitoes.
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  Speaker 6: They do not like my blood. However, I really believe
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  Speaker 6: that there's something odd and eerily concerning about the ability
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  Speaker 6: to alter the genes of a mosquito and put it
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  Speaker 6: out into the population so that it can eliminate the
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  Speaker 6: healthy male. That's crazy.
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  Speaker 5: They're always trying to kill a man off. Always trying to.
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  Speaker 4: And the male mosquitoes, those aren't even the ones that bite.
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  Speaker 6: Those are not the ones that bite. That's the thing
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  Speaker 6: that's crazy. But that's why it makes me feel like.
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  Speaker 3: Is there something.
• 10:38
  Speaker 6: The conspiracy conspiracy theorist in me is like, is there
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  Speaker 6: something more to this?
• 10:43
  Speaker 4: What are you doing? Get back on the measles thing.
• 10:47
  Speaker 3: Work on something that's important.
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  Speaker 2: It is the deal. We show you a 2026 edition.
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  Speaker 2: I got to say this.
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  Speaker 1: Never before did I think I would live in a
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  Speaker 1: place where so many women are in support of a
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  Speaker 1: woman that murdered her children. I just always thought that
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  Speaker 1: was a line that people wouldn't cross.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: I just always thought that I guess it was a
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  Speaker 1: given that you wouldn't cross that. And what I despise is, well,
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  Speaker 1: you don't know what she went through. I would say this,
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  Speaker 1: that mothers are not the only one that go through psychosis.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: I would say that there are any number of men
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  Speaker 1: who have probably been to war and seen horrible things. Right.
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  Speaker 2: And probably had a mental break.
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  Speaker 8: Right.
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  Speaker 2: But we wouldn't make an allowance in society for that.
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  Speaker 2: We wouldn't do it.
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  Speaker 4: Hell no.
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  Speaker 1: It is not as if they're the only genders of
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  Speaker 1: society that have psychosis. I will say this, that they're
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  Speaker 1: the only demographic that generally isn't held accountable.
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  Speaker 2: White women are never held accountable.
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  Speaker 1: They have no problem when something happens in society maligning
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  Speaker 1: our parenting. Well, you know, it's the single black mothers
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  Speaker 1: or it's the absent black fathers. Everything has that kind
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  Speaker 1: of moniker. But I think if we're being honest, The
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  Speaker 1: truth of this country is for a long time, white
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: women have been held up as the mothers of America.
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  Speaker 5: Because we've seen always going. Yeah, we've seen the same
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  Speaker 5: thing happen when the mothers are not white. We've seen
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  Speaker 5: black mothers do the exact same thing. They have a
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  Speaker 5: different outcome.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: You know what happens to a black dude who has psychosis?
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  Speaker 2: He gets choked to death.
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  Speaker 1: On a train in New York or shot. So I
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  Speaker 1: have no problem. But to me, the dividing line is.
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  Speaker 1: That the fact that so many women seem to be walking,
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  Speaker 1: understand if you can understand, I think you need to
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  Speaker 1: get your two side.
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  Speaker 2: I swear to God, I'm not even playing.
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: I'm not even playing. Cause what you said is that
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  Speaker 1: that's okay. In your mind, you could understand a circumstance.
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: And the fact that you know what you don't see?
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  Speaker 1: You don't see any any tributes to those children. Nobody's
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: having candlelight vigils.
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  Speaker 2: Nothing.
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  Speaker 4: Nothing.
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  Speaker 2: It's all about her. All about her.
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: But you got to remember, man, they get to not.
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: We are in a country where a man who was
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: accused of adjudicated rapist got into the White House with
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  Speaker 1: 51 percent of white women voting for him. And I
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: don't care how horrible a dude is, he oftentimes has
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  Speaker 1: a woman and a family.
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  Speaker 2: Holding him up. I don't care how horrible it is.
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  Speaker 1: And they get to pretend like they didn't have nothing
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  Speaker 1: to do with it. They are not innocent bystanders. They
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  Speaker 1: voted in large numbers in large parts. They voted for abortion.
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  Speaker 1: You want to have children to fight? You want to
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  Speaker 1: have children, force people to have children, and then excuse
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  Speaker 1: them when they die? Now listen, I would have an
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: entirely different argument if it were teenagers. Everybody, you know, everybody.
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  Speaker 2: Wants to.
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  Speaker 4: Do a little bodily harm, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody, everybody has, you know, at one point thought about
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  Speaker 1: pushing their kids into uncommon traffic.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, because they, I'm going to say, you thought
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  Speaker 2: about it. You don't do it. Yeah.
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: You know, one man's, one woman's exercise bands is another
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  Speaker 1: man's runaway truck.
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  Speaker 2: But you thought about it. And isn't it funny? People
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  Speaker 2: would be more mad at me for having that perspective
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  Speaker 2: than her doing it.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. They'd be more mad at me for having that.
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  Speaker 1: I guarantee you they'd be more mad at her if
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  Speaker 1: she tried to take them to a drag show or
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: teach them CRT than they are right now.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, without a doubt.
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  Speaker 2: It's some horrible women out there, man.
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  Speaker 1: You just, it's horrible that somebody would get mad at
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  Speaker 1: you because you can't understand incontinence killing kids.
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 14:18
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  Speaker 2: Now here's yet another reason to keep listening to the D.L.
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  Speaker 2: Hughley Show.
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  Speaker 1: It's time to present another diploma from my school, a
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  Speaker 1: real good book learner.
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  Speaker 2: School is now in session. Who do we have on
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: the phone? Oh, this is Mary.
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  Speaker 5: Hi.
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  Speaker 3: Hi, Mary.
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  Speaker 2: How are you?
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  Speaker 9: I'm good.
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  Speaker 2: One Mary? Is you just Mary or Mary Mary?
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  Speaker 4: Which one?
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  Speaker 9: No, just Mary. All right.
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  Speaker 2: Where are you from, Mary?
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  Speaker 4: I'm in Carmel, Indiana.
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  Speaker 9: Oh, Indiana.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: So Carmel, Indiana, that's nice. That's a way. A lot
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  Speaker 1: of people don't live there, boy. They got to get
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: the hell out of there fast. I see you're driving through.
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  Speaker 1: You must be on your way to clay after that.
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  Speaker 10: All right.
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  Speaker 1: So Skip is going to tell you what the rules are.
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  Speaker 1: I have to be impartial, even though it is my school,
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  Speaker 1: it is my academy. But, you know, I got to
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  Speaker 1: have the same impartiality. Skip, tell her what's going to happen.
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  Speaker 4: All right, Mary, I'm going to give you a word
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  Speaker 4: that you're going to have to use in a sentence.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not going to tell you what the meaning of
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  Speaker 4: the word is. You're just going to have to know it.
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: And then I'm going to let Jasmine take her turn.
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  Speaker 5: And then we'll go to the President D.L.
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  Speaker 4: And give him a shot at it.
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  Speaker 2: All right? Hurry up.
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  Speaker 1: She's going to get pulled over by the police.
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  Speaker 4: After everybody goes, we'll find out who was right. Okay?
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  Speaker 4: All right. All right, Mary. The word is ablution. Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 10: You better go to Jasmine.
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  Speaker 6: Come on, Mary.
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  Speaker 4: You can do it. Give it a shot. Give it
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  Speaker 4: a shot.
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  Speaker 3: I won't go to the store.
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  Speaker 4: Unless I have abolition in my purse.
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  Speaker 2: I hope the police pull you over now. I hope
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  Speaker 2: they do it.
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  Speaker 4: Now you do three.
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  Speaker 7: To five i have an evolution okay jasmine evolution uh.
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  Speaker 6: It is with absolute evolution that i believe that if.
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  Speaker 3: She gets a degree from this school it will.
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  Speaker 4: Do her no good Oh, okay. That's true.
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  Speaker 2: All right. That's true.
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  Speaker 4: All right, DL, you want to give it a shot? Ablution.
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  Speaker 2: I am certain that Ablution is the answer.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: All right. Look at this guy here.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, what is it?
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  Speaker 5: Ablution, definition, bathing, especially part of a routine or ritual,
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  Speaker 5: the act of washing something.
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  Speaker 2: I was going to say wash your ass, but that's
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: not the point.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, that's not right.
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  Speaker 4: That smell is awful.
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  Speaker 5: You need to complete the ablution of your feet.
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  Speaker 4: You see, there you go.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Ablution is next to godliness.
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  Speaker 5: But now you have been educated, Mary, so you will
• 20:44
  Speaker 5: receive a diploma from D.L.
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  Speaker 4: School of Real Good Book Learning. So hang on. We've
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  Speaker 4: got to get you information.
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  Speaker 1: And as a special treat as you drive through Carmel,
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  Speaker 1: the name of a great Bales model.
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  Speaker 4: You've got to be great. Thank you, Mary.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, baby. Thank you.
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  Speaker 6: Thanks, Mary.
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  Speaker 1: Bye. Now we're going to recognize some of the funniest comedians.
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  Speaker 1: Some you know, some you do not. Welcome to the stage,
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  Speaker 1: Ian Edward with his hilarious ad.
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  Speaker 8: Just so you know, it's tougher for black people to
• 21:18
  Speaker 8: believe in reincarnation. Because right now I can blame white
• 21:21
  Speaker 8: people for slavery.
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  Speaker 2: That's some f * * * ed up s * * *
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  Speaker 2: you did back then.
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  Speaker 8: But just because I'm black now.
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  Speaker 8: Doesn't mean I was black in my past life. I
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  Speaker 8: could be who I'm angry at. I could have been
• 21:49
  Speaker 8: a slave owner. That could be my statue. I made
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  Speaker 8: them take that. And they say when you up in
• 21:59
  Speaker 8: your past life, when you come back, your next life
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  Speaker 8: is harder. So, as a former white person, I'd like
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  Speaker 8: to warn you new white.
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  Speaker 9: * * *.
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  Speaker 11: * that Black Lives Matter. You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 8: Because if they don't, you'll find out. So no matter
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  Speaker 8: what race, nationality, black, white, Asian, Palestinian, or Jewish, be
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  Speaker 8: good to people because you don't know who you're going
• 22:42
  Speaker 8: to come back to be. Because I definitely should have
• 22:44
  Speaker 8: been a better slave owner. The way my life is going,
• 22:50
  Speaker 8: I was.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: A top tier one-ass. It is the D.L.
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  Speaker 1: Hughley Show, your 2026 edition. If you are going to
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  Speaker 1: be in Charlotte, North Carolina, D.L.
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  Speaker 2: And D.L. is on its way.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: Don Lemon and D.L. Hughley, anything goes out of his
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  Speaker 1: auditorium this Saturday. You know what I resent the most, man?
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: What's that?
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: I think that we do have a problem with mental
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: illness in this country. And you know what we do
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: for that? We pass laws where it makes it easier
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: for them to get guns. It's easier to get guns
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: in America than help. And a lot of people who
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: vote for that, and a lot of them are women.
• 23:29
  Speaker 7: Yep.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: So you can't then say and then the thing that
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: are the angles that I took today was that, well,
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: you know, she she was on medicine, medicine. You know,
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: they you know what happens to black women and brown
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: women who need help. They don't get it because they
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: don't believe they're in physical pain or emotional pain or
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: psychological pain. I think that I've watched people countenance all
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: kind of things I could never imagine. Now people are
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: talking about letting them and then this one, they put
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: shotguns in their parents face and blew them off. And
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: more than the act, it's the person committing it. It
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: depends on what they look like in terms of how
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: empathy and relatable they are to you.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: Kyle Rittenhouse went and murdered two people. You didn't see
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: a murder then.
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  Speaker 1: He was a misunderstood young man. Psychosis is not the
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: sole province of just women who have children. But you
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: could never see a man. I don't know what was
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: wrong with that man that slit that woman's throat on Charlotte.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: But that would never suffice as an answer, nor should it.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying that you don't have these problems. I'm
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: saying that society still needs a place where people who
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: do these things should be away from it.
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: And they were going to let that woman walk free.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: It was a woman in Maine in the early 50s.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: She killed three kids, right?
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm. This is 1950s. I forgot her name. She killed
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: three of her kids. Um, she went away.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: They said she was here, got back with her husband,
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: had three more kids and killed them too. Every one
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: of them juries that judge and it should all be
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: on trial for that. Should all be on trial for that.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: And I think that because, uh, because who is, who
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: this is happening to, who is narrating, who has control
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: of the narrative, it looks decidedly different.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: Even, I don't care if a black woman did that.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't care. You should, you should.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: I think once you kill your children that you forfeit
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: the right to be.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: In a civil society out loud.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: And what you don't, what you shouldn't be able to
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: do is the lone black juror that stood in the gap.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: He shouldn't be getting doxxed. Do you see how shocked
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: Gayle King was? I got to sit with that.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: For a minute. Will you shut up?
• 25:36
  Speaker 7: Oh, man.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: This won't take care of his kids. Why do you
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: care about the world? Come on. That's what it read like.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: I'm sure that. Why are you shocked? I think anybody
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: would feel like that.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: And they were mad at this dude for asking them
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: to tell him how she died again.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: You killed three kids. Three of them.
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: Premeditated.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: You know, they say violence is not the answer unless
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: a white woman with exercise bands is doing it, I guess.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: Welcome to the stage, comedian. And after Earthquake, what's happening,
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: baby boy?
• 26:09
  Speaker 10: What up, my brother, my brother, my brother?
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: It's so weird to be talking to you. Say what
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  Speaker 2: that means?
• 26:16
  Speaker 9: I said, you know, I got that GoFundMe page for
• 26:19
  Speaker 9: you because we're going to keep you alive. We're going
• 26:23
  Speaker 9: to keep you going. You're our star.
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: You're our star. You're our star.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: I tell them all day long.
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  Speaker 10: They coming for my boy, man.
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  Speaker 2: I need $ 2.
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  Speaker 3: I need $ 2 for the DL.
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  Speaker 9: Legal fun. We can't take time to fall.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: I was watching a podcast, and I saw you on.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: I think this was a couple days ago. And you
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: were talking about your daughter and you on the phone.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: Did I hear that right? Your daughter, you found out
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: that that might have been your daughter. You found that
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: out on the radio or something like that?
• 27:02
  Speaker 10: No, it was my counterfeit son.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: I call it counterfeit.
• 27:07
  Speaker 9: A counterfeit baby when a woman know it ain't yours,
• 27:10
  Speaker 9: but she pass it on. I got that call on
• 27:15
  Speaker 9: Father's Day, and it was the best Father's Day gift.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: I ever got in my life. It's the counterfeit. It's
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: Monopoly money, baby. It's food stamp, baby.
• 27:25
  Speaker 10: Yeah, it's counterfeit money.
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: It's a $ 4 bill.
• 27:32
  Speaker 9: And everybody played it so well. I told I was
• 27:35
  Speaker 9: in the Truman Show. Even the baby was a baby actor.
• 27:38
  Speaker 9: He was like, hey, daddy. You know, all of them
• 27:42
  Speaker 9: knew that kid wasn't mine.
• 27:43
  Speaker 10: But everybody played.
• 27:45
  Speaker 9: That kid should be on, you know, Oscar because he
• 27:48
  Speaker 9: sure had me thinking I was his father.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: No, man, that's not the one. That's not the one
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: in the special you was going to his games and
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: he wasn't getting in the game.
• 27:57
  Speaker 5: That one?
• 27:58
  Speaker 10: No, that's the real one. I'm saying this Caliphate one
• 28:04
  Speaker 10: was the one up in Cleveland, man, and she knew
• 28:07
  Speaker 10: him for 15 years, passed that baby like a bad cigar.
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: I mean, it was terrible.
• 28:14
  Speaker 10: You know what I'm saying?
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: Do you like him still? Y'all still talk?
• 28:18
  Speaker 9: Oh, I ain't talked to him since Notification. I got
• 28:24
  Speaker 9: three of my own I'm trying to squeeze time in
• 28:26
  Speaker 9: to spend quality time with.
• 28:29
  Speaker 10: Because they all put them under my foundation.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: You a cold piece.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: You know somebody on this line, and it ain't the
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: two dudes, was adopted, so she's taking none of this stuff.
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: It's funny to her.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: First of all, relax your mind a little bit, okay?
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: Don't play with me.
• 28:45
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• 28:47
  Speaker 2: I tell you that. The one and only Urquhart. Man,
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  Speaker 2: I love you.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: Tell Tia I said hi. Tell you, old lady, I
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  Speaker 1: love her, and I will see you soon, man.
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  Speaker 2: Love you.
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  Speaker 4: Take care.
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  Speaker 2: I love you more, man, and you the best, brother.
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  Speaker 10: God bless y'all.
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  Speaker 7: Thank y'all.
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  Speaker 4: God bless you.
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  Speaker 2: Love you, man. Talk to you in a bit.
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  Speaker 6: All right.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: Now it's time for what you need to know with
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: the one and only Sybil Wilkes. It's Sybil Wilkes with
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: what we need to know.
• 29:13
  Speaker 12: President Trump is defending the artificial intelligence industry on social media,
• 29:18
  Speaker 12: asserting that the only guardrail AI requires is a strong
• 29:21
  Speaker 12: executive leader, while alleging a conspiracy against data centers that
• 29:25
  Speaker 12: ultimately benefits foreign competitors. In Southern California, authorities are increasing
• 29:30
  Speaker 12: security patrols around former Vice President Kamala Harris' Malibu home
• 29:34
  Speaker 12: after security personnel intercepted a female trespasser late Friday night
• 29:38
  Speaker 12: while Harris and her husband were away. In Los Angeles,
• 29:41
  Speaker 12: Grammy-winning rapper Lil Durk, real name Dirk Banks, was acquitted
• 29:45
  Speaker 12: of all charges in a 2022 murder-for-hire plot targeting his rival,
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  Speaker 12: Quando Rondo. though he remains in federal custody for an
• 29:53
  Speaker 12: upcoming racketeering trial. And on the gridiron, the NFL kicked
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  Speaker 12: off its first full Sunday with the Detroit Lions edging
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  Speaker 12: New Orleans 31-30 in overtime. The New York Giants defeated
• 30:03
  Speaker 12: the Dallas Cowboys 28-20 on Sunday Night Football.
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: I'm Sybil Wilkes. Be informed.
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  Speaker 6: Be empowered.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: It is the DL Hughley Show, your 2026 edition. If
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: you're going to be in Charlotte, North Carolina, Ovens Auditorium
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: is the place. DL and DL, the third stop on
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: our comedy tour. DL and DL will be in the
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: place to be. Ovens Auditorium, DL and DL, Don Lemon
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: and DL Hughley, anything goes. I think that if you
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: look at this turn of events and the election cycle,
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: I think that things are looking more and more desperate
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: for people. I think that Tallarico next to Paxton looks.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: Sane. And they keep saying the same thing.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: So, you know, he's not really a Christian or they
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: try to call him names and stuff.
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: And, you know, like they talk about, you know.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: Mondavi and they talk about El Sayed and they talk about,
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: you know, all.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: These people who are weak.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: Tim Scott, first off, I'm never going to take a preach,
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: a sermon, From a dude whose gums are so thick,
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: he look like he.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: Teed at 51. His horses ain't got that much gum.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: But you know, when a black man can't even act
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: like a preacher, it's crazy to me.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: I mean.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: When it's all of America, I'm like, he sounded like
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: a white man pretending to be a black preacher.
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's a caricature. Yeah, he sounded like a caricature.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, you with me? Yeah, man. And that's as good
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: as they can get.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: They have to approximate him and Aaron, him and Byron Donald,
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: all these goofy ass darkies would never be comfortable around anybody.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: And I felt bad for Tim Scott because he wanted
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: to be present so bad.
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: He said he had to pretend to like chicks.
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: It was crazy.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: And now I feel bad, even worse for Tim Scott
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: because when Lindy Grant gone, it's hard for them to
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: get that two for one sale at Grindr.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: It's going to be rough now.
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: I'm telling you, I heard the site went down here
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: in Dallas last week.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: Well, you know why, though?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, we do.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: Well, you know why the site went down. It's not because,
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: it's because two things.
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  Speaker 1: They changed their profile to get on it.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: So they changed their profile. Yes, and they order more
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: than one.
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  Speaker 4: Ain't running through them, boy. Ain't running through them.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: They're playing baseball. I tell you what, it's going to
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: be a whole lot of bow-legged dudes in the mall.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: That's all I know. Hilarious. If you see some bow-legged
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: dudes at the fair, proceed with caution. I'm just telling you.
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  Speaker 4: That ain't a corny dog.
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: You see a dude that can't stop a pig, you
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: know something happened. I'm just telling you. Oh, hello, Jasmine Sanders.
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: So nice of you to join us.
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  Speaker 6: Hello.
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  Speaker 1: Hello.
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  Speaker 4: Happy to be here.
• 33:03
  Speaker 6: Had a few technical difficulties considering my AC is out
• 33:07
  Speaker 6: in the house and, you know, ladders are everywhere. Plastic
• 33:11
  Speaker 6: is everywhere.
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: It's a mess.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: Sound like money to me.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: So, yeah, sounds weird.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: Now, here's the militant man, Jamal Kingsley, returning to expose
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: racism hidden in our everyday lives.
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  Speaker 7: Hello, my brothers and sisters. This is Jamal Kingsley, the
• 33:29
  Speaker 7: militant man. here to expose racism hidden in our everyday lives.
• 33:35
  Speaker 7: Why is it they say blondes have more fun? What,
• 33:40
  Speaker 7: brunettes can't have fun? The only way to have fun
• 33:43
  Speaker 7: is if you're light, but if you're dark, no fun
• 33:46
  Speaker 7: for you?
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: Think about it, my brother.
• 33:49
  Speaker 7: And why is it white sugar is sweet, but black
• 33:54
  Speaker 7: coffee grinds are bitter? Are you trying to say the
• 33:57
  Speaker 7: only way to taste good is if you're white but
• 34:01
  Speaker 7: black tastes nasty? Well, black coffee grinds ain't never gave
• 34:05
  Speaker 7: you a cavity. Hell, black coffee grinds ain't never gave
• 34:08
  Speaker 7: you diabetes. It's the white sugar you have to worry about.
• 34:12
  Speaker 7: Think about it, my brother.
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: And why is it the.
• 34:15
  Speaker 7: Other day I was listening to some gospel music and
• 34:19
  Speaker 7: they said to go to heaven, I had to put on.
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: A long white robe.
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  Speaker 3: Ready?
• 34:34
  Speaker 6: What?
• 34:35
  Speaker 7: Only white is acceptable in heaven? Suppose I want a
• 34:38
  Speaker 7: black robe. Well, personally, I think my robe will be
• 34:42
  Speaker 7: kente cloth. Think about it, my brother. This has been
• 34:46
  Speaker 7: Jamal Kingsley, the Militant Man. And until next time, stay
• 34:51
  Speaker 7: woke and think about it, my brother.
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: That'll do it for us, ladies and gentlemen. This is D.L.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: Hughley showing you a 2026 edition.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: Remember that if you are in Charlotte, North Carolina, Saturday,
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: this Saturday, is the place to be at Ovens Auditorium.
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: Don Lemon and D.L. Hughley. D.L.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: And D.L., anything goes. We had a great time in
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: Fort Lauderdale in Orlando.
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: It was a lot of fun.
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  Speaker 4: Let's hear it for Double D's.
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: Oh, a lot of fun.
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: Well, that sounded weird.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: Tizzy, you know, the white guy with the beard, they'd
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: be finding all the people to do what he came out.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: Mrs. Hughes came out.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: We had a lot of people, man. My man Bashir
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: and his wife came out. So it was a lot
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: of fun. So Charlotte, North Carolina, you are up. Jasmine,
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: did I tell you that we had been talking earlier
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: and that Previously, when we were talking, we were talking
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: about the large number of women that are very supportive
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: of this Lindsay Casey woman. And I don't see, they
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: didn't even show pictures of the kids. You act like
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: they just weren't even there.
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what irritated me. They're so desperate. They blamed
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: the man.
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: He wasn't even there. Yeah, I just, yeah.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: And I think it depends on the anatomy of the
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: person and the skin color.
• 36:02
  Speaker 7: Absolutely.
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: Absolutely.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: How was your day, dear?
• 36:04
  Speaker 6: And the other thing is, if you believe in this,
• 36:07
  Speaker 6: and I do, right, and you're going to put women
• 36:09
  Speaker 6: in the position where you say they must have children, right,
• 36:12
  Speaker 6: because of the overturning of Roe versus Wade, but then
• 36:15
  Speaker 6: you don't put things in, I guess, into practice that
• 36:19
  Speaker 6: can help these women who have any kind of, you know,
• 36:22
  Speaker 6: postpartum psychosis or anything like that. You're just simply saying, well,
• 36:26
  Speaker 6: you have to have the baby, but then if you
• 36:29
  Speaker 6: murder the baby, that's okay.
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: It just doesn't make any sense.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: All right. What did you learn today, Jasmine Sanders?
• 36:34
  Speaker 6: Well, I saw where Mahershala Ali will finally be able
• 36:37
  Speaker 6: to put his practice and all the training that he
• 36:40
  Speaker 6: did for Blade. Remember, he was supposed to play Blade
• 36:43
  Speaker 6: and that didn't happen. Well, now he's in a new
• 36:45
  Speaker 6: movie called Your Mother, where he is a Muslim assassin.
• 36:50
  Speaker 6: So he will be able to put all of that
• 36:52
  Speaker 6: training to use.
• 36:53
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: Coming for your mama.
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: All right. Skip, my man. Cheat on what you learned today.
• 36:59
  Speaker 5: Oh, I learned tonight. I'm looking forward to getting some rest.
• 37:01
  Speaker 5: Cause I got no rest of the weekend, man. Fallout weekend.
• 37:03
  Speaker 5: Our first one, man. So, you know, I got no
• 37:06
  Speaker 5: sleep hanging out with the bros, man.
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: No rest for the wicked or the weary.
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: Or the bros.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: They're indistinguishable.
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: Hey, hey, hey.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: And a big shout out to, uh, Anna Navarro who
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: came to our, uh, Fort Lauderdale show and Maxwell Frost
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: who came to, uh, to our show in Orlando.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: So those are Representative Frost and Anna Navarro. She was
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: getting her hair bad, Jack.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: Coming up next, ladies and gentlemen, on the next DL
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: Hughley Show, some people get really upset with the things
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: I say, so I'm going to give them an opportunity
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: to vent with a segment called M.U.D.L.
• 37:45
  Speaker 7: Hughley.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: And we're going to honor so much benevolence of the
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: human being of the week. It's the D.L.
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: Hughley Show.
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: We will definitely see you on the other side.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: Kyle, my favorite short bus operator, pull that string.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: We gots to go.
• 37:54
  Speaker 5: Out, out.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: It's the D.L. Hughley Show. See you on the other side.