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There is a teacher... on the INSIDE · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: John Jay and Rich Good morning, Lauren, Hi, good morning.
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  Speaker 1: What's up.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm a high school teacher and I know that
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  Speaker 2: this probably makes me a terrible employee, but senior prank
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  Speaker 2: season is here, and it is my super Bowl. I
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  Speaker 2: love senior prank season. And I'm only twenty six, so
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, you know, pretty young for a high school teacher.
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  Speaker 2: And so I'm still I'm still young. I'm still kind
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  Speaker 2: of like immature, I would say. And so this, like
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  Speaker 2: this is my jam. I love it so much. So
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  Speaker 2: like the seniors are finally done pretending at this point
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  Speaker 2: like to care about the discussion boards and the MLA
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  Speaker 2: format and stuff that we've been talking about. And they're
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  Speaker 2: all emotional too about graduating. So for this one final week,
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  Speaker 2: the entire school and me are just like one track mind,
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  Speaker 2: like this is all we're thinking about, and I feel
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  Speaker 2: like it brings everyone to gether. So what none of
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  Speaker 2: the teachers know, though, is that for the last eight
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  Speaker 2: years that I've been at my current high school, I've
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  Speaker 2: been helping the seniors pull their pranks off. Nothing harmful.
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  Speaker 3: I promote charoffs, and you're behind half of them? Are
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  Speaker 3: most of them? None?
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  Speaker 4: None of the teachers know. The students have been doing
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  Speaker 4: a great job about not snitching on me because I'm
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  Speaker 4: helping them out. Like I once accidentally left my classroom
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  Speaker 4: unlocked so that they could stack thirty seven traffic cones
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  Speaker 4: in the principal's office.
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  Speaker 1: Uh.
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  Speaker 2: And last year I fake argued with the janitor so
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  Speaker 2: that I could distract them while some of the seniors
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  Speaker 2: wheeled a full couch into the hallway and turn it
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  Speaker 2: into a podcast set.
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  Speaker 1: That's funny.
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  Speaker 2: I've also I've approved bathroom passes for kids carrying inflatable
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  Speaker 2: pool floats and fog machines. So the staff still have
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  Speaker 2: no idea who's helping them, because they they're starting to
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  Speaker 2: respect that there's a teacher helping them, but they have
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  Speaker 2: no idea for me. And this this is my super Bowl.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so so here for this.
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  Speaker 3: I wonder though, it's like nobody knows it's to you.
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  Speaker 3: How did the students know to go to you as
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  Speaker 3: a confidante.
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  Speaker 5: How do they keeping her secret?
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  Speaker 6: There's probably one leader that passes it down to the
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  Speaker 6: next one, the next too to keep that quiet.
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  Speaker 5: Like a senior that's friends. How did you pull that out?
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  Speaker 1: Miss Lauren is a friend?
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  Speaker 2: If you know what I mean, those are the kind
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  Speaker 2: of teachers that you truly remember forever.
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  Speaker 5: Though. I think that's pretty cool.
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  Speaker 3: Have you got something masterfully planned for this year?
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  Speaker 1: So we do.
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  Speaker 2: However, I can't say anything about it because I don't
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  Speaker 2: want to get spoiled, like it's it's lock and key,
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  Speaker 2: like we're super serious.
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  Speaker 5: About this, right because like if she were to tell
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  Speaker 5: us what the senior prank is, I guarantee her boss
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  Speaker 5: is listening. He's gonna calock it, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, So senior pranks you made me think.
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  Speaker 6: Obviously the senior pranks we did in high school, and
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  Speaker 6: I remember, and there was I was part of some
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  Speaker 6: of them. But one of them that I wasn't a
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  Speaker 6: part of was they put glue in all the locks.
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  Speaker 6: Since you just said locking key made me think of
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  Speaker 6: that glue and all the locks, and that was they
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  Speaker 6: removed all the bells so class never started. That's funny,
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  Speaker 6: and it was like everyone just standing around forever and
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  Speaker 6: it's like, man, it's like.
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  Speaker 5: Nine we The glue, I feel like is destructive.
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  Speaker 6: I was part of one that was part of it
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  Speaker 6: was it was like there was like seven of us.
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  Speaker 6: We went to a driving range a golf course, and
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  Speaker 6: we thought we'd collect as many golf balls as possible
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  Speaker 6: and put them up everywhere there was green grass, so
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  Speaker 6: it looked like it was snow. And we went out
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  Speaker 6: at midnight and we hopped the fence to this driving
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  Speaker 6: range and it took forever to fill the back of
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  Speaker 6: a pickup truck collecting balls. And then you know that
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  Speaker 6: machine that looks like a tractor that collects the balls.
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  Speaker 1: That was part.
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  Speaker 6: After we collected as many as we could, it took forever.
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  Speaker 6: We saw that we were like, oh my god, there's
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  Speaker 6: a whole truckload of them here. So then we started
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  Speaker 6: scooping and put them in the back of my friend
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  Speaker 6: Chris's truck. Then we took the truck and we filled
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  Speaker 6: it up and drove it on the campus and opped
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  Speaker 6: all the golf balls everywhere. And guess what didn't make
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  Speaker 6: an impact because then you neede hundreds of thousands of
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  Speaker 6: golf balls to do that. But what happened was where
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  Speaker 6: it backfired and we got in trouble. Is the next
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  Speaker 6: morning when the kids showed up, they were throwing the
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  Speaker 6: golf balls, so it broke windows and it backfires. That
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  Speaker 6: one backfired. I had lots of backfired pranks that we did.
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  Speaker 6: Another one we did because we were on the surf team.
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  Speaker 6: We thought it'd be great against the football team to
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  Speaker 6: take gasoline and write the word surf in the middle
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  Speaker 6: of the football field.
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  Speaker 1: So when we did, we only we ran out of gas.
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  Speaker 6: We only put sirp and then we lit it too
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  Speaker 6: soon and it went and the middle of the football
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  Speaker 6: field caught on fire. And we all took off running, yes,
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  Speaker 6: and fire trucks showed up and everything, and we never
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  Speaker 6: got caught.
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  Speaker 5: There was a kid that got arrested for one of
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  Speaker 5: our school senior party.
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  Speaker 6: That's what Remember what I was about to say is
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  Speaker 6: that what I did is what Ryan Reynolds got accused
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  Speaker 6: of the other day. Like it was just when I
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  Speaker 6: look back at the brainstorming session of those meetings, it's
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  Speaker 6: so stupid, like how did someone not go, what do
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  Speaker 6: you think you're going to light the football field on
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  Speaker 6: fire or something. That's why I give grace to Ryan
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  Speaker 6: Reynolds for doing that, because when you're a kid, you
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  Speaker 6: do stupid thing.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So what were you saying.
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  Speaker 5: Payton, No, I was just saying there was a kid
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  Speaker 5: that got arrested for a senior prank because he drove
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  Speaker 5: a motorcycle through the school basically from like the front
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  Speaker 5: all the way through the back. The seniors opened up
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  Speaker 5: the right there. Yeah, but like we had an indoor school,
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  Speaker 5: Like that's like exhaust fumes in a confined space, like
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  Speaker 5: you can kill.
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  Speaker 1: That's what happened in one of the Indiana Jones movies
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  Speaker 1: with his son.
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  Speaker 5: Was crazy about.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, Lauren, thanks for calling and bringing back these fun memories.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: I have a great day.