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Hour 3 - A Pirate's Life For Me · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: The Benyman, can the Benymen can. It's high, it's far,
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  Speaker 1: it's gone. That's baseball. Susan Well. Here in hour number
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  Speaker 1: three the Ben Mather Show, on a Newbie night, we
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  Speaker 1: talked about some comments recently from Pittsburgh star Paul Skeins,
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  Speaker 1: who has denied a denied interest, denied interest in pitching
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  Speaker 1: for the Yankees. He was asked about that Pirates and
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  Speaker 1: Yanks getting together this week in the Bronx. How does
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  Speaker 1: this change the timeline? Also Dave Roberts with some interesting words,
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  Speaker 1: how do you parse? Dave Roberts saying the Dodgers are
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  Speaker 1: almost sellers more than buyers at the trade deadline, which
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  Speaker 1: is now less than two weeks away. And in the NFL,
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  Speaker 1: running back Jonathan Taylor is mulling over a training camp
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  Speaker 1: hold in for the Colts. Is this cause for concern?
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  Speaker 1: We'll talk about that and more right now on this
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  Speaker 1: twenty second day of July, this Wednesday. Here it is
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  Speaker 1: our number three, A pirate's life for me, A pirate's
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  Speaker 1: life for me. Welcome in. It is the beginning of
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  Speaker 1: So I'm at the Mendoza line. We'll call it the
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  Speaker 1: Malay line. Speaking of that, our lead this hour from
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  Speaker 1: the Boogie Down Bronx, where New Yorky Yankee Baseball was
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  Speaker 1: not played. Game got rained out. However, some buzz out
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  Speaker 1: of the borough of the Bronx that Yankee executives were
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  Speaker 1: excited when they read a while back that Libby Dunn
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  Speaker 1: the girlfriend also internet model, I think every woman's in
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  Speaker 1: a model at this point, and gymnast at LSU. Remember
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  Speaker 1: she tried to buy the Bambinos house, Babe Bruce Old
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  Speaker 1: Home on the Upper west Side. Noticed she didn't try
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  Speaker 1: to buy bab Bruce Old House in Yonkers because y'all
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  Speaker 1: lived in Yonkers. She tried to put the Upper west Side,
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  Speaker 1: which is one of the richer places in the world
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  Speaker 1: and at least in our world here and anyway, so
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  Speaker 1: they thought, well, this is like a length, this is
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  Speaker 1: a sign from the baseball gods that Paul Skins has
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  Speaker 1: interest in joining the Yankees. Now the bid Lebby done
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  Speaker 1: bid one point six million dollars all cash, and she
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  Speaker 1: was denied because of the co op. It's a co
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  Speaker 1: op board homeowners association what we call it. And she
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  Speaker 1: publicized it and the rich folks, the old folks said,
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  Speaker 1: we do not want to be TikTok stars. We want
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  Speaker 1: no part of this, so screw you. And that's where
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  Speaker 1: it ended. So if you didn't see the Latest Night,
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  Speaker 1: So the Yankee people, and they're people, they're actual people.
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  Speaker 1: Yankee people fought, well, there's something here. Babe Ruth lived
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  Speaker 1: there in the nineteen twenties, in the nineteen thirties, and
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  Speaker 1: they figured, hey, there's a crossover situation and all that.
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  Speaker 1: And well, Skens, who has been the in the side
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  Speaker 1: little side eye action the Yankees have been given, they
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  Speaker 1: came an eye on Paul Skins. So they were like, well,
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  Speaker 1: there's something here and all this stuff, and he attempted
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  Speaker 1: to set the record straight. Paul Skeins was asked about this.
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  Speaker 1: The Pirate star pitcher, who has been tied to the
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  Speaker 1: Yankees for a couple of years now, denied denied interest
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  Speaker 1: in playing for the Yankees. He spoke to the tabloid
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  Speaker 1: The New York Post. He said he does not have
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  Speaker 1: any special desire to play for the Bronx Bombers. So
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  Speaker 1: that is a good jumping off point. Let us discuss
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  Speaker 1: the question here. It is star pitcher Paul Skeins denying, right,
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  Speaker 1: denying interest in pitching for the Yankees. All right, how
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  Speaker 1: does this change the timeline? How does this change the
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  Speaker 1: timeline the space time continuum. I've got Mona, Lisa, Toys,
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  Speaker 1: r us and employee manual, and we will combine all
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  Speaker 1: of these things together and we're going to make a
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  Speaker 1: dirty water dog, is what. We're gonna make, a street
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  Speaker 1: dog from New York. So, first of all, in terms
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  Speaker 1: of how does this change the timeline, this is what's
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  Speaker 1: known as a blip, a blip on the radar. It
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  Speaker 1: is right out of the Complete Idiot's Guide on how
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  Speaker 1: to handle questions about trades. Rule number one. Rule number
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  Speaker 1: one number one, do not do not publicly flirt with
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  Speaker 1: the richest team in baseball, the biggest city in Major
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  Speaker 1: League Baseball. While your current club is a contender, more
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  Speaker 1: of a lightweight contender than a heavyweight contender, like the Pirates.
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  Speaker 1: If they get to the if they get to the playoffs,
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  Speaker 1: that's enough, Like Paul Skiings would have to have been
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  Speaker 1: a complete Dingleberry at the Bronx Zoo to announce publicly. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: by the way, even though I'm just passing through New
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  Speaker 1: York playing the Pirates this week, I'd really are playing
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  Speaker 1: with the Biers. I'd rather play for the Yankees. You
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  Speaker 1: can't do that. It's right there in the Complete Idiot's
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  Speaker 1: Guide on how to handle these types of situations. Can
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  Speaker 1: consider this a little pothole on a long winding road,
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  Speaker 1: just a little pothole. And the Yankees are playing the
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  Speaker 1: long game. They're playing the longer. Know what does that mean?
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  Speaker 1: Right now? Paul Skeens is not supposedly available? All right,
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  Speaker 1: So he's not He's unavailable at this moment. Fine, all right, sure,
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  Speaker 1: so is the Mona Lisa. You can't just go buy
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  Speaker 1: the Mona Lisa. You can't trade for the Mona Lisa.
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  Speaker 1: That doesn't stop people from trying to pull off a
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  Speaker 1: heist of the Mona Lisa. You feel me on that?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: All right, So New York they still have have Paul Skans.
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  Speaker 1: You know he is right now. He's in their Amazon cart.
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  Speaker 1: You know that little KRT thing on the screen. He's
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  Speaker 1: in the Amazon cart. Right now. They just haven't been
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  Speaker 1: able to pay for it. They can't click the thing
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  Speaker 1: majig because it's not actually available. It's it's it's in
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  Speaker 1: the back and they gotta wait for it and all
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  Speaker 1: that stuff. So for now, Pittsburgh is clinging to a
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  Speaker 1: final wildcard spot in the National League. And it's almost
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  Speaker 1: at the point now where we go to the dog days.
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  Speaker 1: These are kind of the dog days after the All
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  Speaker 1: Star break, not kind of. They are after the All
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  Speaker 1: Star break into mid August, and then right around middle
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  Speaker 1: to late August, the flag is up and we're off
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  Speaker 1: to the races down the stretch. We come down on
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  Speaker 1: the stretch, we come so plenty of time for all that.
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  Speaker 1: And Pittsburgh is the final wildcard team. If the season
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  Speaker 1: end of the day, the Buckoes would be in the playoffs.
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  Speaker 1: And if Paul Skins is going to continue, and he's
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  Speaker 1: been a little rocky over the last couple of months,
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  Speaker 1: it's not the dominant, shutdown guy. He's not been that guy. However,
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  Speaker 1: if they're able to pull this off, you know, Skens
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  Speaker 1: keeps throwing these ballistic missile pitches, he'll end up in
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  Speaker 1: New York or LA.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 1: Ifs Ands or butts about it all right now? Secondly
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  Speaker 1: to La we Go where Dave Roberts. I got an
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  Speaker 1: email from a guy this week who emailed for the podcast,
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  Speaker 1: but I didn't use another podcast, and he's like, hey, Melard,
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  Speaker 1: you should apologize to Dave Roberts. This sounded like something
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  Speaker 1: Andrew and bakers It's such a bad take. I thought
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  Speaker 1: Andrew and Bakersfield said it. It was not from a
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  Speaker 1: guy named Andrew and Bakersfield. You did monologue?
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  Speaker 3: Do I remember?
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  Speaker 1: I remember? Guy? I remember you wanted Roberts fire. I
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  Speaker 1: still want Roberts fired. I could manage the Dodgers. They'll win.
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  Speaker 1: You think Dave Roberts is the reason the Dodgers are winning? Please?
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  Speaker 1: Come on? Are you that stupid? Anyway? Dave Roberts, when
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  Speaker 1: asked about the trade deadline, says he expects the team
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  Speaker 1: to be active. There's a shocker. The Dodgers gonna be
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  Speaker 1: active at the trade deadline. He stressed, though that the
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  Speaker 1: front office is always always kicking the tires on potential deals,
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  Speaker 1: that he didn't want to get too excited about any
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  Speaker 1: one name. Of course, you can't talk about names now.
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  Speaker 1: Roberts indicated the Dodgers are constantly evaluating the market, he said.
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  Speaker 1: He emphasized that they will not make a move to
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  Speaker 1: simply make a move. Really, where have I heard that before?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know every trade deadline. Instead, they're targeting upgrades
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  Speaker 1: that genuinely will improve the roster. He said. The team
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  Speaker 1: had no obvious glaring holes Dave Roberts, as they have
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  Speaker 1: the top record in professional baseball right now. He went
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  Speaker 1: as far as to say that he could argue. Roberts
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  Speaker 1: said he could argue the Dodgers are actually sellers more
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  Speaker 1: than buyers. Okay, so the question how do you parse
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  Speaker 1: the words? How do you parse the words of Dave
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  Speaker 1: Roberts saying that the Dodgers d O, d G e
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  Speaker 1: RS Dodgers are almost sellers more than buyers at the
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  Speaker 1: trade deadline. So on this one, it is is a
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  Speaker 1: case of big blue hubris. That is big blue hubris
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  Speaker 1: is what this is. The Dodgers are not sellers. They
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  Speaker 1: are hoarders, is what they are. Of the storage unit.
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  Speaker 1: They've got the storage unit full of broken pitchers and
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  Speaker 1: unopened prospects. That got all that. And if you look
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  Speaker 1: at the menu board, Dave Roberts is at the soup
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  Speaker 1: kitchen there, and he's serving up roster optimization. Bisk is
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  Speaker 1: what he's serving up there. The buzzwords soup, a lot
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  Speaker 1: of cliches, platitudes and all that mashed together without any
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  Speaker 1: real meaning. Although when Roberts claimed that they're only targeting
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  Speaker 1: upgrades that would genuinely improve the roster, that sounded to
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  Speaker 1: me like Trek Scougbel of the Tigers, someone along that line,
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  Speaker 1: who's legitimately mister big time and all that. And Roberts,
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  Speaker 1: though he talks to Dave Robert, she's so programmed now.
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  Speaker 1: He talks like he's the one making the moves. It's
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  Speaker 1: not his call. He's not the one making the decisions.
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  Speaker 1: Andrew Friedman is holding the remote, he's got the Super
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  Speaker 1: Ai computer thing. I'm a jag as well. And so
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  Speaker 1: this is not roster landscaping. Sorry, mister irrigation. It's not
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  Speaker 1: roster landscaping. It is strategic pruning, is what the Dodgers
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  Speaker 1: are doing. Like the Dodgers are a Toys r Us kid.
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  Speaker 1: Remember toy If you're old enough, you know there should
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  Speaker 1: be a toy store that every kid loved called Toys
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  Speaker 1: r Us. I know, I'm dating myself. It was very popular.
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  Speaker 1: Many kids grew up toys r US kids. So toys
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  Speaker 1: r US kids. Everything's on layaway. Everything breaks, nothing comes
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  Speaker 1: with batteries. You're living the Toys r US life, all right.
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  Speaker 1: And Blake Snaill, my man, Blake, where are the people?
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  Speaker 1: Call him up? Somebody call that schmuck Vassat up and say, hey, Vassay,
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  Speaker 1: when's your guy gonna pitch again? Your little hero out,
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  Speaker 1: Blake snail Vassay. You get his dry cleaning, you get
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  Speaker 1: him his breakfast every morning. Blake'snew proving he is Humpty
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  Speaker 1: Dumpty who fell off the mound. And the Dodgers they
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  Speaker 1: bought a bunch of eggshells. They thought they bought a
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  Speaker 1: hard boiled egg. They bought a bunch of eggshells. You've
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  Speaker 1: got Tyler Glass. Now, who's the glass man? You've got him.
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  Speaker 1: So the Dodgers have stockpiled so many damaged all stars,
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  Speaker 1: so many damaged all stars, that they need a waiting
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  Speaker 1: list just to get injured. There's not enough room. And
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  Speaker 1: it's like, seriously, like Will Smith just got put on
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  Speaker 1: the sixty day del the Dodger catcher. So I guess
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  Speaker 1: it's Dalton rushing for the rest of the year and
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  Speaker 1: it'll be out Will Smith, god only knows how long.
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  Speaker 1: Always bet the over on baseball injuries. Always bet the over,
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  Speaker 1: Always bet the over. But you get hurt right now. Literally,
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  Speaker 1: the Dodger're like, listen, we don't have room. You're gonna
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  Speaker 1: have to wait. I'm sorry, we just don't have room
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  Speaker 1: for you in the trainer's room. So you're gonna have
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  Speaker 1: to go online and take a number. And that's it,
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  Speaker 1: all right. We pivot away from that. Now we go
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  Speaker 1: to the NFL and do we have a star, big
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  Speaker 1: time offensive player who is considering the taboo act of
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  Speaker 1: showing up and not working? Developing story I have Indianapolis.
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  Speaker 1: These streets are talking and they say that running back
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  Speaker 1: Jonathan Taylor is contemplating becoming a training camp hold in candidate.
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  Speaker 1: Now they start running back for the Colts. This guy's
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  Speaker 1: missed a big time there for the running back position
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  Speaker 1: he supposed to it has all kinds of leverage and
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  Speaker 1: this would be the right move. And the the pundits
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  Speaker 1: are like, oh, he's got to do this, all right.
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  Speaker 1: So the question running back Jonathan Taylor mulling over a
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  Speaker 1: Colts training camp hold in not hold out that's illegal.
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  Speaker 1: That's for boten. You can't do the holdout, you can
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  Speaker 1: do the whole in so holding is this cause for concern?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Is this cause for concern? That is the question.
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  Speaker 1: So Taylor trying to figure out he's gonna do and
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  Speaker 1: all this stuff, and this is the most predictable storyline
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  Speaker 1: here as we sit in late July twenty twenty six.
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  Speaker 1: It is the most predictable storyline in Indianapolis. It's page
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  Speaker 1: one of the Employee manual right there, the Employee Manual,
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  Speaker 1: Standard Operating Procedure SOP. Hold Ins are just the way
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  Speaker 1: business is done in the NFL these days. Now, why
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  Speaker 1: do they do it? Why? Oh, why do they do it?
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  Speaker 1: Because if you look at the Colts depth chart, Indy
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  Speaker 1: does not have a credible backup plan. If Taylor can't play,
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  Speaker 1: or is hurt or decides he doesn't want to play,
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  Speaker 1: then that inflates his negotiating power. So Taylor is the
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  Speaker 1: cults think of it like Wi Fi and you're addicted
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  Speaker 1: to the Internet and you need that Wi Fi. You
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  Speaker 1: then you're like, oh my god, holy crap. Right, and
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  Speaker 1: then you start panicking, you unplug the router, you reboot it,
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  Speaker 1: you plug it in again. It's kind of like back
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  Speaker 1: when I used to get attacked by gremlins. And by
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  Speaker 1: the way, listen, I'm in my home studio. No gremlins
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  Speaker 1: And as you know, I'm much too important to go
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  Speaker 1: in with the unwashed. I can't drive all the way
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  Speaker 1: in there. Please. So anyway, the point again just to
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  Speaker 1: triple check this. So without Jonathan, like the Cults are
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  Speaker 1: a middling team anyway, do we rein that there an
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  Speaker 1: average team? They played over their skis last year for
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  Speaker 1: the first seven or eight weeks of the season. Then
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  Speaker 1: reality said and that was it. The backfield without Jonathan
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  Speaker 1: Taylor is essentially a pe and pee situation, as in
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  Speaker 1: prayer and protein like a protein shake. That's where it
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  Speaker 1: is here. So and this is like a big time
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  Speaker 1: pivot year for Jonathan Taylor been running back and he'll
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  Speaker 1: either get paid now the Colts will make him some
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  Speaker 1: money there, or he'll get paid later. But either way,
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  Speaker 1: someone's gonna pay him. And running backs get treated like
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  Speaker 1: disposable razors until until the team cuts itself shaving and
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  Speaker 1: then they're like, oh, we got a problem. We got
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  Speaker 1: What do we have here, Fat Daddy Angel fan, Fat
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  Speaker 1: Daddy says LeVar Ball turned down the idea of nuclear fusion. Absolutely,
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  Speaker 1: egg salad machine for my leen. That is disgusting in
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  Speaker 1: Did a condom joke? Do you have an answer?
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  Speaker 4: The rain? Huh?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I think he turned down his chance.
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  Speaker 1: the bar Ball claims he turned down the idea of
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  Speaker 1: All let's go to the phones. It is a Newbe Night.
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  Speaker 1: Hooray for Newbe Night. Let's go to Mikey, who's in
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  Speaker 5: Welcome a definitely what's up man?
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: This is Lucky?
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  Speaker 1: Oh Lucky? Oh I heard it? Ah, I apologize, Lucky.
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  Speaker 1: That's not very lucky. That coop thought your name was Mike.
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  Speaker 1: But it's Lucky it's all right.
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  Speaker 5: I think Cooper. You know, me and Coop had the
• 24:04
  Speaker 5: last name, so he might be a distant, distant cousin. Man,
• 24:06
  Speaker 5: So you know we're getting well.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: If you related to Michael Cooper of the Lakers back
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: in the day, it's possible. You never know.
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  Speaker 5: Uh, well, I would help not because I'm a Warrior fan.
• 24:15
  Speaker 5: I couldn't be associated with a Lakers no, man.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: I mean salty, absolutely understand, understand completely well.
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: I just want I want to call you Ben because
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: I've been hearing you talk a lot about uh, the
• 24:29
  Speaker 5: baby James man, and I'll pray for job that he
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: goes back to Cleveland on Miami, because I do not
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: want him coming to my team. Man, I can't do it.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: What are you gonna do if it happens, I'll.
• 24:41
  Speaker 5: Probably go grab me like a quarter of a vodka
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: and milk and I'm gonna come out blasting like.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: Well, that seems that seems like the perfect solution to
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: that problem. That seems an absolutely great solution.
• 24:58
  Speaker 5: I just don't want that pople on my man. I
• 25:00
  Speaker 5: can't do it, man, I'd rather him go to you know,
• 25:02
  Speaker 5: go to Cleveland home. He couldn't go to the Clippers man.
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: I would rather see that.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: What me too. The Clippers are not part of this.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: There was a time we wanted Lebron. I spoke for
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: the Clippers back in the day. We did have interest
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: in Lebron. In fact, I don't know if you know
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: this or not, Lucky, I actually led a Lebron march
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: through the streets of La Me and Clipper Darryl. We
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: had a march and he ended up going to Miami instead.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: But he should have gone to the Clippers. That was
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: a bad job by him. He screwed that upright, Yeah right?
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: What's up with my homie weed Man?
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: Well, weed Man calls in twice a week and he's fine.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: And Anthony. We haven't heard from Anthony in a few days,
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: although we did get a call from that guy. Was
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: it Ray, the crazy guy Ray who did the whole
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: Bible Ray who said Anthony called up a religious talk
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: show and so we're trying to get to the bottom
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: of that. Anthony called today, but I had to here
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: to tell him he's a newbie. Yeah, I got you
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: all right. Well, Lucky listen, thanks for listening. How long
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: you've been listening, Lucky, I'll be listening.
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: To you guys unforthly for eight years.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: Ben, did you say unfortunately for eight years or did
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: you say unfortunately unfortunately? Yes, I feel the same way.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: All right, I love you.
• 26:10
  Speaker 5: I love you God, I.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: Love you too. All right, thank you, we'll hug it out,
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: go away. All right, there's Lucky. Let's go to I
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: need a get where's my game show contestant? I see
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: if line two wants to play coop? Maybe line two
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: wants to play where do oh? We do? Oh? I
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: didn't see that. Okay, well I didn't see that. Uh,
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: let's go to Mike and Stu, who are in Maine,
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: and then we're gonna have too much or not enough.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: I did not see the game show contestant. The game
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: show contestant is online. Five. Hello, Mike and Stu, you're
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: online number one.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: Well, thank you, Ben. I've been waiting to talk to
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: you for a long time, and here we are.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: The moment of truth has arrived here. Now is this
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: Stu or is this Mike?
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: This is Mike. My brother Stu is sleeping at the moment.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: I'm his caregiver. He has blood cancer and we've been
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: following you for a long time.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: All right, Well, very nice of you to take care
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: of him, make sure he is comfortable as can possibly
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: be in this situation. That's a wonderful thing. That's a
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: great Mitch. What what you're doing? All right, it's a
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: wonderful thing. Uh? And you did you want to take
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: the oath? Is that why you called up? Or you
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: just wanted to hang out and talk?
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: Yes, sir, Yes, sir, I would love to take the oath?
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: All right? Let me check with my my woman in
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: charge here, Loraina. Are you prepared for the malor oath?
• 27:22
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• 27:23
  Speaker 3: I believe I'm locked and loaded.
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• 27:29
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• 27:33
  Speaker 2: That's okay, all right, all right, here we go.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: It's very simple, the malleor oath. If we do it
• 27:38
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• 27:42
  Speaker 1: That's it. One opportunity and here we go. Just repeat
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• 27:50
  Speaker 2: I am prepared? All right?
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  Speaker 1: I state your name, I Mike, do solemnly swear do
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  Speaker 1: Congratulations and I Stu, when you hear this, when you
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  Speaker 1: You sworn in, Mike sworn in. You know Stu's gonna
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• 29:16
  Speaker 1: got a guy game show time or not enough enough already?
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: Let's do it too much or not enough. Let's go
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: now to one of the hippest cities in America. They've
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: got the home of Joe Rogan, who else? A bunch
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: of other people live there. Now it's all the hipsters?
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: Is Mark and Austin a hipster? Let's find out, Mark?
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: Are you a hipster? Mark? In Austin?
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: After you mentioned Joe Rogan? I don't know exactly how
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: to answer that. We've really gotten downhill in the last
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: couple of years.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: All right, not a fan? I got you, all right, Mark,
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: He's probably a good guy. I don't I don't know
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: him either. Heard he moved there years ago. And then
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: that's it. What are you doing, Austin? What do you
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: do for work?
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: Mark? Uh? I'm the porous retire you've ever met.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: So you're living paycheck to paycheck. You're eating ramen noodles
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: and living the life.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: I'm living off of the U the Union radio job
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: at one which is zero.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: Ah, well, it's I have a similar pension plan lined
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: up for me. So we have that in common. Yes,
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: it only gets worse. Thank you, great advice. Kids, grow old,
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: it will only get worse. All right, Here we go
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: too much or not enough? And you just have to
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: get three? Right, Mark, are you prepared? So prepared?
• 30:39
  Speaker 5: My whole life, let's do it.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: Waiting his dreamy little boy growing up. You know he's
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: out in the playground.
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: He's ready.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: Someday I'll be retired and I'll be I'll be eating
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: peanuts and I'll be like, I want to play a
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: radio game show. Here we go a question number one.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: Your Don Alvarez, the former Dodger farmhand, is on pace
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: to be the only the sixth player since pitches began
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: and being tracked in nineteen eighty eight to have fifteen
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: or more home runs with a two to ninety average
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: on two strike counts. Normally that is lethal. And you
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: get two strikes, you're done. Is that too much or
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: not enough?
• 31:16
  Speaker 5: That is too much?
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: Then too much? Mark says, let's find out that is correct,
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: little devil you, and he would only be the fourth
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: player to do it, joining Michael Piazza, A Rod and
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: Joey Bell better known as Albert Bell. He did not
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: like being called Joey did not like that, the old
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: Cleveland Indians player. All right, here we go. Question number two.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: You're you have to a good start here, Mark in Austin.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: Question two, there were only four players in the NFL
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: with ten thousand plus receiving yards in the two thousands.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: Is that too much or not enough? Yeah? Four in
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: the entire decade of the two thousands.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: That's nowhere near enough.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: That's not enough. Let's fight out. Well, it's actually not
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: nowhere near enough, but it is not enough. There were
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: six Hines Ward, Marvin Harrison. It's not that much.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: What Yeah, if you think about it, that's like thirty three.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: There's no math. Okay, there's no math. What's wrong with you?
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: Question number three I was Hines Ward, Marvin Harrison, Derek Mason,
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: t O, Randy Moss, and Tory Hole to the greatest
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: show on turf, the Saint Louis Rams. Question number three.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: Tuesday marked Manny Machutto's seventh to home run game in
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: the last two seasons for the Padres. Is that too
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: much or not enough? This is to wrap up the
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: win here, Mark in Austin.
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: Oh Man, I want to say that too much.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: Let's fight out. That is correct. Yes, it was only
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: his second, So you've already wrapped up the gold tech.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: You've apped up the golden ticket. Question will keep going
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: till you get one wrong question. Question Numberfore, Darren Sharper,
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: we say, I think still in jail somewhere for doing
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: some illegal canoodling without permission. Darren Sharper led letby league
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: in the two thousands with forty five interceptions? Is that
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: too much or not enough to keep your streak going?
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: Irty interceptions and.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: The decade of the two thousands, the.
• 33:28
  Speaker 5: Ten years too much?
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: That's too high?
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: Do you think that's let's find out. No, it's it's
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: actually not enough. Yeah, he had fifty eight. Ed Reid
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: was the next closest with forty six. It doesn't matter, though, Mark,
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: you already won the game. You got your golden ticket,
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: you got your golden purga to congratulations.
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: Phil till proud.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: He is no longer in prison, by the way, Oh
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: you got out? Oh good for him? In half the house? Yeah, yeah,
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: remember they had a didn't they have a sandwich named
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: after the commissary at the NFL network. I think they
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: had change that. I think I don't remember sandwich names
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: that room. I'm almost positive. All right, Hey, Mark, congratula. Now,
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: unfortunately the bad news is there's no actual gold in
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: the golden ticket. So that's the bad news.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: Retirement.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: I understand, I understand. But anyway, thank you, Mark, have
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: a great day here you see my kind of call
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: or call me more often. All right, thank you. There
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: it goes there, Mark, the Queen of Hearts. I need
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: some questions. Where are my questions? The Queen of Hearts
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: for the raina hashtag Queen of Hearts. Oh, I see
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: a question from Lady Sideburns. We will get to that
• 34:32
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• 36:31
  Speaker 1: I don't want to leave my house, Lorene. You have
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  Speaker 1: Fird Dog is in the leadoff chair says, how long
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: Lorena should I date a girl before telling her I
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  Speaker 1: like anime? Or should I just wait until we're married.
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  Speaker 7: You don't have to, she obviously knows. Anime nerds are
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  Speaker 7: just written all over their faces. You can see it
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  Speaker 7: on their cars, they have stickers, It'll be on a tattoo,
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  Speaker 7: It'll be your screen saver.
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  Speaker 3: You can't hide your anime obsession.
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  Speaker 1: You don't think there's like a secret society of anime
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  Speaker 1: like this, No, like the furries. Don't you think there's
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: like people running major corporations that are furries.
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  Speaker 7: We would go to their house and you would find
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  Speaker 7: their furry costume in the closet. Okay, the same thing
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  Speaker 7: you'd find your anime figurines in the closet.
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  Speaker 3: You can't hide it, can't hide.
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  Speaker 1: It, all right, Michael and Tulsa writes and says, I
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  Speaker 1: was helping my mom move into a assisted living home
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  Speaker 1: and she asked if I wanted her high school diploma
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  Speaker 1: for the memories. I said no, because I didn't exist
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  Speaker 1: when she was in high school. Was I being mean?
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  Speaker 3: I mean kind of, yeah, isn't this something that you
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  Speaker 3: should hold on to?
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  Speaker 1: But your mom was kind of being a jerk because
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  Speaker 1: you really have no choice to take it like you
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  Speaker 1: have to take it right.
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: You have to take it.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I had a listen. I will not name the listener.
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  Speaker 1: He listens all the time. But this guy fell so
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: back to his dad passed away and left like all
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  Speaker 1: these great you know, scrap books of his life, and
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: he didn't he could not get rid of them, so
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  Speaker 1: he sent them to me. So now I had to
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  Speaker 1: take care of it, you know.
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  Speaker 7: So it was and you know, it's one of those
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  Speaker 7: obligations and it's yeah, no, and you're gonna want You're
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  Speaker 7: gonna want those memories to say that if it is
• 38:28
  Speaker 7: your family.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Mark the Walker, it's the Queen of Hearts with
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: the arena and you can send questions in hashtag Queen or
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: you can call in if you want to try to
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: sneak in there. At eight seven seventy ninety nine unfunction,
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: Mark the Walker in Rochester says, are you capable of
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: folding a fitted sheet all by yourself? Now this is
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: a very important question. I am not able to do this.
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: Oh I love doing it.
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  Speaker 7: I used to be a housekeeper at the sleep In
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  Speaker 7: and Sweets up in Roseberg, Oregon, and when I would
• 38:59
  Speaker 7: subsist in the laundry room. They taught me how to
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  Speaker 7: fold a fitted sheet, and I think it is so
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  Speaker 7: fun to while my house guests when they come over
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  Speaker 7: and I go, do you want to watch me fold
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  Speaker 7: this sheet?
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  Speaker 1: That's cool? Yeah, I wish I could do it now
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: because YouTube, I could probably watch them. That sounds like
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: just amazing fun at the radio station, Lady Sideburns writes
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: in It Live, a fan favorite. Lady sideburn says, for years,
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: my partner has been notorious for leaving tushy flakes around
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: the toylet? Yeah, how do I gently address this issue
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: with them? So that's disgusting tushy flakes. I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what that means.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: Uh, I think I can imagine that.
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: You know what?
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  Speaker 7: What this one time I went into a bathroom and
• 39:43
  Speaker 7: it was right after someone else was in the bathroom,
• 39:45
  Speaker 7: and there was like a residue on the toilet and
• 39:48
  Speaker 7: I just wondered if they didn't really wash their skin
• 39:51
  Speaker 7: very well, and like your tushy flakes get left behind
• 39:54
  Speaker 7: their from I know it's disgusting.
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: You should say you coop it's gross, but yeah, you
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: should ask them to clean.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: Doctors do some rapid fire. It's good. Doc Dan in
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: Minnesot says, what is the You're the best, which means
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: as good as all the rest flavor of blizzard? It
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: was your favorite flavor? Oh?
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: Oh easy.
• 40:12
  Speaker 7: It's either the cotton candy Blizzard or the banana split Blizzard.
• 40:16
  Speaker 7: And if you do the banana split one, make sure
• 40:18
  Speaker 7: you get whipped cream on top.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: A right. Shannon and Woye says, what is your favorite
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: segment on the show other than the Queen of Hearts?
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: Is at the koop? Scoop? Ask a weed man, lame jokes,
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: et cetera.
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: Oh, this is such a good question. I love Aska.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: Ask ask been ask Ben. That's fine, all right. JT.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: The wien Man says, now that my trip to Vegas's book,
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: what karaoke song should I start practicing? You impress all the.
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: Ladies at the mal practicing too.
• 40:38
  Speaker 7: I would definitely go with one that's in your vocal
• 40:40
  Speaker 7: range and doesn't have too many customers.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: Nothing specific, though, No, nothing like the babes at a
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: Mallard meet and greet too. I'm believing that