Latest / Privycast / Ep. 80 Christmas Carp
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- 0:00>> Speaker A: You could. You can slap down about eight to 15 little
- 0:03smokies in no time flat.
- 0:13Welcome back to privy. Privy is
- 0:16a podcast about bathrooms
- 0:19recorded from my home bathroom.
- 0:22I'm your host, Hunter Hoover, and I love
- 0:25bathrooms. Welcome back. Happy
- 0:27holidays, joyous, whatever, and merry Christmas to you.
- 0:30We are today clock it
- 0:33sitting at about ten
- 0:36days, depending on when you're listening to this, um,
- 0:39away from the.
- 0:40>> Speaker B: Big day, Christmas morn.
- 0:43>> Speaker A: And if you're like me, you are
- 0:46in the parental side of Christmas,
- 0:49where it's so close
- 0:52and you know that.
- 0:54>> Speaker B: There is a new gadget or toy.
- 0:57>> Speaker A: Wrapped underneath that tree that will entertain
- 1:00and just motivate your child.
- 1:03And you weigh with each passing
- 1:06moment, with each day, that you're right on the edge of, like,
- 1:09man. There seems to be, like, a lot of emotions today
- 1:13of it being the.
- 1:14>> Speaker B: Day where you say the phrase, you know what?
- 1:17>> Speaker A: Why don't we open a gift early? Now,
- 1:20I'm not against this.
- 1:21>> Speaker B: Um, I'm not against the early Christmas gift.
- 1:24>> Speaker A: In fact, I'm a proponent of it.
- 1:28>> Speaker B: I was the beneficiary of the early
- 1:31Christmas unwrapping as a child.
- 1:33>> Speaker A: Um, my dad, uh, to overshare,
- 1:36my dad was in the military, and so
- 1:39frequently, I, uh, would
- 1:42not get to open gifts on Christmas morning.
- 1:44>> Speaker B: And so I regularly would open gifts on the
- 1:4722nd, the 23rd, because if.
- 1:50>> Speaker A: My dad worked the 23rd through the 26th,
- 1:53um, it was open them early
- 1:56or open them late. And God forbid you open them
- 1:58late. And so,
- 2:01parents, uh, you are in.
- 2:05>> Speaker B: That telling time, that strange
- 2:07moment where.
- 2:10>> Speaker A: You are going to have to make the
- 2:12decision.
- 2:13>> Speaker B: Do I let lil
- 2:16Dougie unwrap his Christmas
- 2:19gift early, or do I save it?
- 2:21>> Speaker A: Do I make him and the suspense.
- 2:24>> Speaker B: Allow it to build to that moment.
- 2:26>> Speaker A: On Christmas morning where lil Dougie rips open that
- 2:29package and is surprised. Which is it going to be?
- 2:32Either way, I hope this holiday
- 2:35season.
- 2:35>> Speaker B: Has been finding you well.
- 2:37>> Speaker A: I hope you are at least five.
- 2:40>> Speaker B: Christmas movies deep by the time you hear this.
- 2:43>> Speaker A: And, uh, merry Christmas.
- 2:46Um, I wanted to check in
- 2:48briefly. Um, so
- 2:52I regularly eat leftovers past
- 2:55what I would say is the recommended amount of
- 2:58days, uh, that you should allow leftovers to
- 3:00steep. Um, that is the official term for
- 3:03allowing leftovers to sit, um,
- 3:06refrigerated or otherwise, before you eat them again.
- 3:08>> Speaker B: So, um, recently, we went out to.
- 3:11>> Speaker A: Eat at Yeoldi cracker barrel. Now, if you've never been to a
- 3:14cracker barrel, first of all, I'm quite sorry. Um,
- 3:17it's like an old
- 3:19fashioned country western store, but not like country western.
- 3:22It's got, like, weird home goods and stuff.
- 3:24>> Speaker B: It's pretty cool.
- 3:25>> Speaker A: Um, but attached to it is a restaurant
- 3:28that serves just the purest comfort food that
- 3:31you will ever eat at a dine in restaurant. Um,
- 3:35they also are notorious, and in.
- 3:38>> Speaker B: Our instance here, gave us an
- 3:40ungodly proportion of food.
- 3:42>> Speaker A: Uh, I mean, I ordered the glazed
- 3:45chicken tenders, thinking I get about four,
- 3:48maybe six tendies, if I'm lucky. These
- 3:51folks rolled out with eight tenders. And
- 3:54I'm not talking, like, your gas station
- 3:57like, hot case size tender.
- 4:00These tenders were each, like,
- 4:03about six to eight inches long and about two inches in
- 4:06girth.
- 4:07>> Speaker B: Now.
- 4:08>> Speaker A: Yeah, girth. And
- 4:11I supped down as many as I could. I think I ate four or
- 4:14five, which is too many. I'm not going to try
- 4:17to pretend, but the reason I was
- 4:20pushing for all eight, and I couldn't get across the finish line, but
- 4:23I was pushing for all eight because we had to drive home the next
- 4:26day, and these tendies were going to sit in the box in the
- 4:29car all day waiting for me to warm them
- 4:32up, probably the following day, if not the following day,
- 4:34or in our case, the following day.
- 4:37So Sunday goes by, we do Sunday dinner,
- 4:40hang out, uh, and then
- 4:44Monday, I take this box of chicken to
- 4:47me to work at the school. And
- 4:50most people in the room informed me that what I was getting
- 4:52involved in was a bad idea. I didn't heed their warning,
- 4:56um, and I didn't get the stomach flu. Um, but I
- 4:59got just like, just a classic,
- 5:02what I like to call bad tum tum.
- 5:05You're visiting the bathroom multiple times in an
- 5:07hour. Uh, you just have a general feel of
- 5:10unease. It doesn't feel sick, it just feels uneasy. And
- 5:13so what I've learned is that
- 5:16you can eat three day old
- 5:19cracker barrel chicken unrefrigerated,
- 5:22but it's not the preferred method. Like,
- 5:25definitely better fresh. Just saying. Speaking
- 5:28of meals, this week, uh, we're going to
- 5:31be talking about Christmas meals and
- 5:34Christmas traditions.
- 5:36>> Speaker B: And I think there are some people.
- 5:38>> Speaker A: Who odly reserve ham for Christmas where
- 5:41they would say, the dirty bird, the turkey. The dirty bird,
- 5:44um, is for thanksgiving. It's the Thanksgiving
- 5:47meat piece of choice. Now, I know
- 5:50there's the ham lobby out there lobbying for
- 5:53Thanksgiving, but the
- 5:55Thanksgiving turkey is, like, the entire thing. I'm not saying it's the
- 5:58entire thing. Like, being thankful is part of it.
- 6:00>> Speaker B: But.
- 6:03>> Speaker A: Let turkey have its spot. Don't
- 6:06replace the turkey. Just have both. I remember
- 6:09growing up, some of the best Christmases, um,
- 6:11the Christmas dinners were spent eating pizza because that's
- 6:14what's open. And chips and dip or little smokies,
- 6:17man. Uh,
- 6:20uh, m my grandmother and my mother would
- 6:23always have just a crock.
- 6:25>> Speaker B: Pot full of little smokies just swimming.
- 6:27>> Speaker A: In that, like, barbecue water mixture. Oh, my
- 6:30gosh. You can slap down
- 6:33about eight to 15 little smokies in no time flat.
- 6:36You get yourself one of those little.
- 6:37>> Speaker B: Toothpicks, you're just, like, jousting those little.
- 6:39>> Speaker A: Smokies, just popping them back faster than you can say
- 6:42popping them back. And I remember, like, Christmas tradition,
- 6:45we would open our gifts on Christmas
- 6:48Eve, usually because
- 6:50Santia had done an early.
- 6:52>> Speaker B: Drop off at our house while we.
- 6:53>> Speaker A: Were at Christmas Eve service at the church. It's interesting.
- 6:56Santa works alongside our religious leanings. Uh,
- 6:59and I appreciated it growing up. It was so
- 7:02convenient every time. And honestly,
- 7:05where I grew up, the movie theater was the only thing that was
- 7:08open on. You know, we would do Christmas Eve, and then we'd
- 7:11go do Christmas at.
- 7:12>> Speaker B: My grandfather's, which was really, like, if.
- 7:14>> Speaker A: We'Re being honest, it was the time.
- 7:15>> Speaker B: For the cousins to get together and compare their
- 7:18loot.
- 7:19>> Speaker A: Um, what did you get? What was your haul? And I remember
- 7:22this one year, I don't know why this stood out to me, but all the aunts
- 7:25and uncles had decided to get gift cards for.
- 7:28>> Speaker B: Christmas instead of gifts.
- 7:30>> Speaker A: And all of those cousins walked away with, like,
- 7:33pushing $200 in gift cards as,
- 7:36like, children. And I just remember it was a Christmas
- 7:38miracle. I remember that
- 7:41distinctly. But then after you do
- 7:44the family things for the day, and then it's like, hey, mom, can I go to.
- 7:47>> Speaker B: The movies with the homies?
- 7:49>> Speaker A: And we'd always finish up our family time and later go
- 7:51to a movie in the evening with my friends.
- 7:54>> Speaker B: Now, now that my kids are growing.
- 7:56>> Speaker A: Up faster than I'd like, uh, little tykes,
- 8:00we're working on laying down our own Christmas
- 8:03traditions. And I got to share
- 8:05this because this one's pretty good. I got to share it before my children get home. They're going to
- 8:08get here pretty quick. Um, but one of
- 8:11the traditions that we do is, and this is
- 8:14new.
- 8:14>> Speaker B: This year, but we purchased, um,
- 8:17a.
- 8:18>> Speaker A: Gnome Christmas tree topper, and we
- 8:21placed it upon our tree. And since placing it upon our tree, we
- 8:24have begun to fill our home.
- 8:25>> Speaker B: With a various festive winter gnomes, uh.
- 8:28>> Speaker A: Claiming to the children that we have no idea where they've come from, that they
- 8:31are overtaking our home. Um,
- 8:34and it's fun. You got to have your little things that you
- 8:37do. We've looked at wild Christmas
- 8:40traditions throughout the world, um, here on the show.
- 8:43>> Speaker B: Before, from the cagnet to the tio
- 8:45denal, um, there are all sorts of.
- 8:47>> Speaker A: Weird Christmas traditions out there. For those who don't know the
- 8:50cagnet or the cagner, whichever one you want to say
- 8:52is an addition to
- 8:55the traditional nativity scene, usually featuring a
- 8:58small child taking a poop in the background.
- 9:01And this is to remind the onlooker of the
- 9:04lowly birth of the Christ child.
- 9:07Um,
- 9:10whatever. I'm goofing it up. Um, t o day
- 9:13nadal was the poop log. Um, he's
- 9:16a little dookie log anyway, that kids push into the fire
- 9:19and he burns, um, yay.
- 9:22And he poops out treats that's like his whole thing is a log
- 9:25anyway. And we've had a lot of these Christmas traditions that
- 9:28we've looked at, and they've been wild and somewhat bathroom
- 9:31related in nature, but it took some
- 9:33digging. But, uh, this year we found another treat
- 9:36for you. Food is
- 9:39often another Christmas tradition for
- 9:42ages. The Christmas duck or goose
- 9:45later swapped in for the turkey is the norm.
- 9:48Heck, why do you think they got so many birds in the twelve days of
- 9:51Christmas? You know what I mean? I'm pretty confident the reason they've
- 9:54got so many birds is they're eating half of them.
- 9:58Do people eat partridges? Can you eat a partridge? I mean, obviously
- 10:02you can, but do people do it? Pears
- 10:05are good, though. But there's this
- 10:07seemingly pointless feud between the turkey
- 10:10lobbyists and the ham enthusiasts. And the ham
- 10:13buddies seem to want to take back Christmas as the
- 10:16swine's day to shine. But that's just not
- 10:19it, because I always thought of ham as an
- 10:22Easter food, not even Christmas. I mean, I know Christmas ham, it's a
- 10:24good thing, but I don't know why I always thought of Easter
- 10:27ham. For me, I think if like, little
- 10:30smokies and just eating way too much sweets at Christmas, like I
- 10:33said. But in other parts of the
- 10:35world, there's some strange Christmas meal
- 10:38features.
- 10:42China gives and has apples on Christmas
- 10:45day. They gift and in turn eat
- 10:48those Christmas apples.
- 10:49>> Speaker B: Japan has a tradition of eating Kentucky.
- 10:52>> Speaker A: Fried chicken on Christmas.
- 10:54>> Speaker B: Uh, in fact, people in Japan
- 10:56pre.
- 10:57>> Speaker A: Order their Christmas chicken months ahead of time. It's funny
- 11:00because here in the United States, people try to avoid Kentucky
- 11:02fried chicken at all possible, with the exception.
- 11:05>> Speaker B: Of that sweet, sweet mountain dew peach lightning.
- 11:08>> Speaker A: Um, but in Japan, they're pre ordering it for Christmas. It's kind of like that
- 11:11scene in Christmas with the cranks where they're fighting.
- 11:13>> Speaker B: Over the honey baked ham. Except in this case, they're
- 11:15fighting over.
- 11:16>> Speaker A: A tub of the colonel's finger licking chicken.
- 11:20You think the japanese lick their fingers at eat? Nah.
- 11:23Herring under a fur coat.
- 11:25>> Speaker B: Yep, that's, uh, the term for it. Herring
- 11:28under a fur coat is served in Russia.
- 11:30>> Speaker A: And this features everyone's favorite, uh,
- 11:33pickled herring served with a lot of stuff on
- 11:35top. Sounds awful. Um, much like
- 11:38a lot of what's.
- 11:39>> Speaker B: Going on in Russia right now.
- 11:40>> Speaker A: Um, England has Christmas pudding,
- 11:43the figgy pudding, if you will. Norway
- 11:46eats smalahov. I'm probably saying that,
- 11:49right? What's smalahov?
- 11:52Oh, what's smalahov, you ask? Well,
- 11:54it's the cured and dried head of a
- 11:57sheep, that's all. Uh, check out the privy social for an
- 12:00image of this.
- 12:01>> Speaker B: You're thinking to yourself, oh, the head of a sheep.
- 12:04>> Speaker A: Like, it's probably a part of it that. No, it's got
- 12:07the freaking eyeballs.
- 12:09It's awful looking. Heinous. Lord
- 12:12help us. Greenland, another
- 12:15inwit peoples of the area eat fermented
- 12:18Norwalk yum. Um, for run
- 12:21there, England was serving peacocks.
- 12:23And one which is going
- 12:26to be the topic of this week's episode
- 12:29is the Christmas carp. Now,
- 12:34I don't need to explain that there's nothing
- 12:37particularly bathroom about
- 12:39carps. Like you might be thinking,
- 12:42did Hunter just pick this? Because if your phone is
- 12:45dumb and auto corrects carp, it might put
- 12:48it down as crap. No, I assure you I did
- 12:51not, although my phone does do that.
- 12:54But to get ourselves grounded, we need a bit
- 12:57of history and a bit of biology.
- 12:59Here in eastern Europe in the 13th century,
- 13:02there was a heavy catholic influence, as
- 13:05many in the area were practicing Catholics. Which
- 13:08reminds me, if you're
- 13:11a Catholic who is not practicing, can you please
- 13:14refer to yourself as a rusty or out of practice
- 13:17Catholic? If you're a
- 13:19practicing Catholic, that's the word, like, you practice your Catholicism.
- 13:22And I'm not trying to m swap in any religion
- 13:25here, but you hear the word practicing
- 13:27Catholic. If you're not a practicing
- 13:30Catholic, I would like to pose that you are a rusty or out of
- 13:33practice Catholic. But the catholic
- 13:36influence in the, um, eastern
- 13:38european region
- 13:41called for fasting and observances on the Christmas
- 13:43holiday. Now, in the catholic
- 13:46tradition, fasting from meat
- 13:49does not include fish. So
- 13:52no meat, but you may still eat fish.
- 13:55In fact, so many, uh, families in the area began
- 13:58turning to this as an option around the
- 14:00holidays.
- 14:01>> Speaker B: Christmas Eve is the last day of.
- 14:04>> Speaker A: Advent fast, called the generous day
- 14:07by those in the area. On the last day of fast,
- 14:10to.
- 14:10>> Speaker B: Close out the fast and
- 14:13usher in.
- 14:14>> Speaker A: Christmas day, you would have the
- 14:17Christmas Eve feast now.
- 14:20And so it became custom to eat the fish on Christmas
- 14:22Eve because you wanted to treat yourself, have
- 14:25some meat, because you haven't had a lot of protein in that regard
- 14:28in a long, you know, you're still practicing Catholic. You don't
- 14:31want to just totally break your fast. So
- 14:34the question then, and we've kind of buried the lead
- 14:37and given up the let the carp out of the
- 14:39bag early, if you will. Uh, but what fish?
- 14:43Because the Eurasian, or european carp,
- 14:45is native to eastern Europe. Bada
- 14:48bing, bada boom, little Catholicism,
- 14:51little carp in your water supply, and you got yourself the makings
- 14:54of a holiday.
- 14:55>> Speaker B: Tradition like no other.
- 14:57>> Speaker A: Even today, if you hit the streets.
- 14:59>> Speaker B: Days before Christmas, you'll see vendors selling.
- 15:02>> Speaker A: Live carp in bags to families. It's kind of like
- 15:05when you go to the state fair and they've
- 15:08got those weird games where you skeet the ping pong ball, and if you
- 15:11landed.
- 15:11>> Speaker B: In the fish bowl, you get the fish.
- 15:13>> Speaker A: 100% of those fish have died within a month.
- 15:16Like, if you got a state fair
- 15:18fish. Um, state fair fish.
- 15:21>> Speaker B: Excellent. That has to be a kid's
- 15:24book somewhere.
- 15:25>> Speaker A: But if you got a state fair fish growing up and
- 15:28it lived more than one month, write to me,
- 15:30privycast@gmail.com. You can at privycast
- 15:33those things. Um, but I'm convinced that those fish are designed to
- 15:36die in weeks. But you go to the streets of eastern
- 15:39Europe weeks before Christmas, and you're
- 15:42going to see the markets
- 15:44lined with live carp. Yes,
- 15:47live carp. And while you could co
- 15:50catch murder and have a dead fish,
- 15:53most families opt for a live one.
- 15:56Now, the biology here is that
- 15:59carp, carps, carp, carps,
- 16:03carp. We're going to go
- 16:06with carp. Carp are natural bottom feeders.
- 16:09This means they eat all the junk and
- 16:12literal crap that settles to the bottom of the lake
- 16:14or wherever they're at. As a result, it
- 16:17is reported that they, much like most bottom
- 16:20feeders, uh, you know who
- 16:23I'm talking about here, have a dirty flavor.
- 16:26They leave a dirty flavor in people's mouth. That's true for people,
- 16:29too. If there's bottom feeders out there, they leave a dirty flavor
- 16:32in people's mouth. That's just
- 16:35true. I can't
- 16:37help it. Now, we don't want to ruin
- 16:40Catholic Christmas with a swampy carp.
- 16:45You're closing out your Catholic.
- 16:48The generous day with the Christmas Eve
- 16:50fast and the end of
- 16:53the advent fast. You don't want an
- 16:56earthy carp, a swampy carp.
- 16:59So what's an in
- 17:02practice Catholic in eastern
- 17:04Europe supposed to do about such
- 17:07things? Well, I would like to
- 17:10introduce to you something that I have
- 17:12called bathtub carp.
- 17:16For centuries, families across eastern
- 17:18Europe have put their Christmas carp, either caught
- 17:21from the lake or purchased live from the vendors mentioned
- 17:24before, into their bathtubs in
- 17:27their homes. The carp lives
- 17:30in the bathtub until Christmas Eve.
- 17:34>> Speaker B: Now, because, as we said, carp are bottom
- 17:36feeders.
- 17:38>> Speaker A: One way to help the flavor
- 17:40is to stick them in clean water to
- 17:43work the flavor out. Pretty cool. Now,
- 17:46essentially what this is, is you're allowing the carp to
- 17:49ingest the clean water, and I assume food, like, you would have
- 17:52to put food in this bathtub. Otherwise,
- 17:55I imagine this carp would get sick and not do well.
- 17:57But you got to get
- 18:00the swamp out of the carp.
- 18:03You can take the carp out of the swamp,
- 18:07but you can't take the swamp out of. No, that's not true. Um,
- 18:10you can get the swamp out of the carp, and you essentially
- 18:12just kind of let him sit there. He's like a natural, like, Brita
- 18:15filter, and you just got to kind of keep running fresh water through him
- 18:18until he's no longer yucky. Now,
- 18:21today, many homes have two baths.
- 18:24But in times past, if you're letting your new
- 18:27bathtub carp marinate for three to five
- 18:30days, um, you're
- 18:33letting it steep. You know what I'm saying? Shout out to the beginning of the
- 18:35episode. Um, three to five days before Christmas
- 18:38Eve dinner, you're staring down a week of
- 18:41no baths, possibly. Now, I don't think that
- 18:44people bathed that often back then anyway,
- 18:48but this is still practice today.
- 18:50So it's like, imagine going over to someone's
- 18:53house and they just have a full size carp
- 18:56swimming in their bathtub. Makes you wonder
- 18:59if anyone has ever got in with the little guy. Take a little
- 19:02dip with the carp. With the Christmas carp. I guess it's weird
- 19:05since you'll be eating him soon. Bathtub
- 19:08carp is generally served
- 19:10fried and alongside a bowl of
- 19:13soup. Yummy. And
- 19:16to top it all off, you now have fish poop in the
- 19:18bathtub water. So that's cool. It's an
- 19:21interesting tradition, the bathtub cart. Like, can you imagine?
- 19:24I just want to get you in the headspace. You go over to your
- 19:27friend. We're not going to try to name him, because I'll
- 19:30probably appropriate something, but you go over to your friend's
- 19:33house, and you're like, hey, man, can I use your bathroom? And
- 19:36he's like, yeah. And you walk down the
- 19:38hall and you pop the door open, and it's moving.
- 19:41>> Speaker B: You're going to hear it, and you.
- 19:44>> Speaker A: Turn the light on, and you just hear in
- 19:47the bath as this carp flops and swims around in the
- 19:49water. I would have
- 19:52so many questions. If you
- 19:55have guests open, if you have guests
- 19:58over while you're letting your carp
- 20:01steep or marinate, you
- 20:04got to let them know. You got to say, hey, just so you know, we keep a
- 20:06Christmas carp. Um, it's a whole thing,
- 20:09and it's a chance to tell them about your religion. So that's
- 20:12nice. Um, it's an interesting
- 20:14dish, but I'll bet that fried carp
- 20:17ain't bad. This brings us to the end of another
- 20:20episode of Privy. Thank you so much for joining us. Um, we
- 20:23appreciate you being here. I hope your holiday season is full
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