Latest / Classic Metal Show / Is This The Worst "Father-Daughter" Content Ever Recorded? 2012
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- 0:00hey this is chris leno from boiler room you're watching cms tv
- 0:05lock it in
- 0:20SPEAKER_03: All right.
- 0:21SPEAKER_03: Well, being that our interview didn't happen tonight.
- 0:24SPEAKER_00: Yes.
- 0:25SPEAKER_03: We're going to get to something we didn't get to last week.
- 0:27SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 0:29You're going to have to tell me what this is because I don't
- 0:32know what this is.
- 0:33SPEAKER_03: This is called Anime Girl.
- 0:37SPEAKER_03: Anime Girl and Heavy Metal Dad.
- 0:39SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 0:41SPEAKER_03: You know my never-ending quest to find bad podcasts.
- 0:44SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 0:44SPEAKER_03: I'm always looking,
- 0:46SPEAKER_03: and I came across this one,
- 0:48SPEAKER_03: and what I found most fun about this one is it's some dad and his kid.
- 0:53SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 0:53SPEAKER_03: Which automatically spells bad.
- 0:55SPEAKER_03: All right.
- 0:56SPEAKER_03: But...
- 0:58The catch to this is that the girl could not be any less
- 1:02interested in doing this.
- 1:04SPEAKER_03: And it's like the dad is forcing her to.
- 1:06SPEAKER_03: And it's a combination of everything that we hate.
- 1:09SPEAKER_03: It's bad audio.
- 1:12SPEAKER_03: It's disinterested people.
- 1:15SPEAKER_03: And it's recorded in a car.
- 1:17SPEAKER_03: Really?
- 1:17SPEAKER_03: Kind of like our pizza boy, Jeffrey C. Music?
- 1:20SPEAKER_03: Yeah, just like Jeffrey C. Recorded in a car?
- 1:23SPEAKER_03: Yes.
- 1:24SPEAKER_03: So this is really more for the dad than the kid?
- 1:26SPEAKER_03: Of course.
- 1:27SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's the dad driving the kid to school.
- 1:29SPEAKER_03: All right.
- 1:30SPEAKER_03: All right.
- 1:31SPEAKER_03: Well, let's get into... Now, why is this called Anime Girl?
- 1:37SPEAKER_03: You don't know?
- 1:37SPEAKER_03: I have no idea.
- 1:38SPEAKER_03: All right.
- 1:39SPEAKER_03: Let's check this out.
- 1:41SPEAKER_03: At www.spreaker.com, create your own radio show and find...
- 1:49SPEAKER_03: What are you looking for?
- 1:50SPEAKER_03: I got no sound over here.
- 1:52SPEAKER_03: Oh, okay.
- 1:54SPEAKER_03: Let me dial that up for you.
- 1:57SPEAKER_02: Thousands of exclusive radio channels.
- 2:13SPEAKER_03: All right.
- 2:15SPEAKER_02: That went smoothly.
- 2:16SPEAKER_02: You should have sorted that later.
- 2:18SPEAKER_03: Whatever.
- 2:19SPEAKER_03: I'm Heavy Metal Dad.
- 2:20SPEAKER_03: I'm Anime Girl.
- 2:24SPEAKER_03: What?
- 2:25SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's good.
- 2:26SPEAKER_03: What?
- 2:26SPEAKER_03: I'm Heavy Metal Dad?
- 2:28SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he's Heavy Metal Dad.
- 2:29SPEAKER_03: And she's... She's... I'm Anime Girl.
- 2:35SPEAKER_03: Your enemies, you know...
- 2:37SPEAKER_03: Jesus.
- 2:39SPEAKER_03: Have some enthusiasm.
- 2:40SPEAKER_03: It's Friday.
- 2:42SPEAKER_03: Eh?
- 2:43SPEAKER_03: Eh?
- 2:44SPEAKER_03: All right, people.
- 2:46SPEAKER_03: We're broadcasting from the car.
- 2:48I haven't been giving Anime Girl a ride to school this week
- 2:53because I'm in...
- 2:54SPEAKER_03: Is he driving a Volkswagen?
- 3:01SPEAKER_03: for some computer nerd stuff.
- 3:04SPEAKER_02: I thought you already did that for years.
- 3:06SPEAKER_03: What do you mean for years?
- 3:08SPEAKER_03: I was in training two weeks ago for another time.
- 3:12SPEAKER_02: No, I mean, I thought you've been training for years.
- 3:14SPEAKER_02: I mean, like, before you even started your job.
- 3:18SPEAKER_03: Well, the way computers... Wow, she's in training to be a good wife now.
- 3:22SPEAKER_03: Yeah, what, crabbing?
- 3:23SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 3:25SPEAKER_03: Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.
- 3:26SPEAKER_03: I learned you doing this last couple years ago.
- 3:31SPEAKER_03: Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.
- 3:32So this is Heavy Metal Dad talking about Microsoft learning
- 3:36Microsoft stuff?
- 3:37SPEAKER_03: Yeah, with his excited daughter.
- 3:58SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 3:59SPEAKER_03: Anime girl.
- 4:01SPEAKER_03: Anime girl.
- 4:02SPEAKER_03: It's me and my girl.
- 4:04SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 4:06SPEAKER_03: And then once you get the test completed,
- 4:08SPEAKER_03: you get a certificate that says you're certified in this subject,
- 4:12SPEAKER_03: whichever it was.
- 4:13SPEAKER_03: And you can go out and tell employers, hey, I got certified in this.
- 4:18SPEAKER_03: I know about this and that.
- 4:22SPEAKER_03: What the hell?
- 4:25SPEAKER_03: Who would ever want to listen to this?
- 4:27SPEAKER_03: We are.
- 4:28SPEAKER_03: We are, but that's us.
- 4:29SPEAKER_03: We're dicks.
- 4:32Pay me money.
- 4:34SPEAKER_02: That was a boring introduction.
- 4:37SPEAKER_03: You're the one who asked about it.
- 4:39SPEAKER_02: That blue is the perfect color, but I don't like the truck.
- 4:41What?
- 4:45SPEAKER_03: So he's driving... Sounds like a Volkswagen Rabbit or something.
- 4:50SPEAKER_03: And he's trying to explain to her about being Microsoft approved?
- 4:55SPEAKER_03: I guess.
- 4:56SPEAKER_03: It's a podcast about driving your kid to school.
- 4:58SPEAKER_03: The bullshit that you talk to your kid about.
- 5:01SPEAKER_03: And she's just basically all negative and everything.
- 5:03SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 5:05SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 5:05SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
- 5:07SPEAKER_03: So anime girl is old enough to drive, but she's not getting her license.
- 5:14SPEAKER_03: Why is that, anime girl?
- 5:16SPEAKER_02: Because I don't want to.
- 5:18SPEAKER_03: Why?
- 5:18SPEAKER_02: I don't want to drive.
- 5:20SPEAKER_03: Why don't you want to drive?
- 5:21SPEAKER_02: Because no one should allow me on the streets.
- 5:25SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
- 5:27SPEAKER_03: No one should allow old people on the street.
- 5:30SPEAKER_03: Not kids.
- 5:31SPEAKER_02: Kids and old people kill people.
- 5:33SPEAKER_03: You're responsible.
- 5:35SPEAKER_03: Damn.
- 5:35SPEAKER_03: Wow.
- 5:36SPEAKER_03: You got a little rise out of her.
- 5:38SPEAKER_03: Yeah, easy there, anime girl.
- 5:40SPEAKER_03: Anime girl.
- 5:41SPEAKER_03: Anime girl.
- 5:42SPEAKER_03: And heavy metal dad.
- 5:43SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 5:44SPEAKER_03: They sound the parts too, don't they?
- 5:45SPEAKER_03: Especially heavy metal dad.
- 5:47SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 5:47SPEAKER_03: He sounds like a metal head.
- 5:49SPEAKER_03: Person, you'll know.
- 5:50SPEAKER_03: It's not that bad.
- 5:51SPEAKER_03: I have such bad ADDs.
- 5:53SPEAKER_03: Driving is not that bad.
- 5:55SPEAKER_03: She's got such bad ADD.
- 5:56SPEAKER_03: I'm going to ask you a question here, Chris.
- 6:02SPEAKER_01: All right.
- 6:02SPEAKER_03: And obviously,
- 6:03SPEAKER_03: I'm not a psychologist or a neurologist or whatever,
- 6:07SPEAKER_03: and I know you're not either.
- 6:09SPEAKER_03: Sure.
- 6:09SPEAKER_03: Do you really believe in ADD?
- 6:14SPEAKER_03: Or do you think that's just an excuse for just poor behavior?
- 6:18SPEAKER_03: Well, I don't know.
- 6:20I mean,
- 6:21I know the meds work,
- 6:23but I mean,
- 6:23I guess the meds mellow you out from poor behavior.
- 6:27SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
- 6:27SPEAKER_03: I honestly never thought about it.
- 6:29I mean,
- 6:31when I was a kid,
- 6:32I was diagnosed as what they now call ADD back then was
- 6:35hyperactivity.
- 6:37SPEAKER_03: And I was that kid.
- 6:38SPEAKER_03: But maybe that was just you needed your ass beat.
- 6:42SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that never worked.
- 6:43SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 6:44My dad whooped the shit out of me and it just made me want to
- 6:46fucking fight the next guy more.
- 6:48SPEAKER_03: But do you think it's a medication, medical problem?
- 6:54SPEAKER_03: No, no, no, no.
- 6:55SPEAKER_03: It's a decision-making problem.
- 6:56SPEAKER_03: Yeah, again, it's a behavioral.
- 6:57SPEAKER_03: It is a decision problem.
- 6:59SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 6:59But certainly,
- 7:00the meds do fucking get you stoned out enough to mellow out.
- 7:03SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 7:04But my point is that they just basically takes away your will
- 7:08to be whoever it is that you are.
- 7:12That's why everybody should just use morphine,
- 7:14because it really takes you right out of it.
- 7:16SPEAKER_03: Well,
- 7:17SPEAKER_03: not that anybody's really interested,
- 7:19SPEAKER_03: but when I was growing up,
- 7:20SPEAKER_03: coming through school...
- 7:21SPEAKER_03: Is this going to be a Neely personal moment?
- 7:23SPEAKER_03: No, absolutely not.
- 7:25SPEAKER_03: But when I was coming through school, there was no such thing as ADD.
- 7:31SPEAKER_03: There were no kids that were out of control,
- 7:33SPEAKER_03: and there were no kids that were whacked out or just beyond help and...
- 7:42Everybody in my classes,
- 7:44and I went to several schools because I moved around a lot.
- 7:48SPEAKER_03: I never saw that.
- 7:49SPEAKER_03: Only until the 90s did ADD become part of our vernacular.
- 7:55Well,
- 7:55it's definitely all about the whole PC issue because you've got
- 7:58to be nice.
- 7:58SPEAKER_00: You can't spank your kids.
- 8:00SPEAKER_00: That's my point.
- 8:01So instead of controlling them with discipline,
- 8:04you control them with medication.
- 8:06SPEAKER_03: Yeah, of course.
- 8:07SPEAKER_03: And that's what it boils down to.
- 8:08SPEAKER_03: Mm-hmm.
- 8:09But let's be honest,
- 8:11beating the kid's ass,
- 8:12that never fixed anything either.
- 8:14Lord knows I got my ass beat by my old man enough to know that
- 8:18I should have been an angel.
- 8:19SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 8:20SPEAKER_03: And that sure as fuck didn't happen.
- 8:21SPEAKER_03: But let me ask you something.
- 8:22SPEAKER_03: As a kid who supposedly got out of control.
- 8:25SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 8:27SPEAKER_03: Did you knowingly get out of control?
- 8:29SPEAKER_03: Oh, hell yes.
- 8:30SPEAKER_03: So you made a conscious.
- 8:31SPEAKER_00: Hell yes.
- 8:32SPEAKER_03: So you made a conscious decision to do what you did.
- 8:35SPEAKER_03: Absolutely.
- 8:35SPEAKER_03: Not it was because you did it because you couldn't stop yourself.
- 8:39SPEAKER_03: No, that's true.
- 8:40SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 8:40SPEAKER_03: That's true.
- 8:41SPEAKER_03: So you're proving my point.
- 8:42SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 8:43SPEAKER_03: But it still was fun.
- 8:45SPEAKER_03: I wasn't arguing how fun it might have been or not been,
- 8:48but the point is that you made that conscious decision to do
- 8:51what you did.
- 8:52SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
- 8:53SPEAKER_03: It wasn't that you were driven by the voices in your head.
- 8:56SPEAKER_03: Oh, no, no, no, no.
- 8:56SPEAKER_03: It wasn't crazy talk.
- 8:58SPEAKER_03: It was definitely me.
- 8:59SPEAKER_03: It was me.
- 9:00SPEAKER_03: Let me see if I can chug this vodka when I'm 15.
- 9:02SPEAKER_03: All right.
- 9:03SPEAKER_03: Or last night.
- 9:04SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 9:06SPEAKER_03: So you voluntarily did what you did.
- 9:08SPEAKER_03: Right, of course.
- 9:09SPEAKER_03: And you knew what you were doing.
- 9:11SPEAKER_03: Of course.
- 9:11SPEAKER_03: So you weren't like driven to do it because you had no control.
- 9:15SPEAKER_03: No, not at all.
- 9:16SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 9:16SPEAKER_03: So you just answered my question.
- 9:18SPEAKER_00: Well, there you go.
- 9:19SPEAKER_03: Then why are you still picking on me about it?
- 9:23SPEAKER_03: So I don't believe in such a thing.
- 9:25SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 9:25SPEAKER_03: Anyway, so when you get a license, what kind of car do you want?
- 9:31SPEAKER_03: A truck.
- 9:32SPEAKER_03: A truck.
- 9:32SPEAKER_03: A truck.
- 9:33SPEAKER_03: What's wrong with this girl?
- 9:35SPEAKER_03: Oh, no.
- 9:36SPEAKER_03: You just got me in a bed.
- 9:39SPEAKER_03: Sounds like Dad beat her and made her do this.
- 9:41SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 9:43SPEAKER_03: You don't care what kind or brand or size.
- 9:46SPEAKER_03: You just don't... I do.
- 9:48SPEAKER_02: The size does matter.
- 9:50SPEAKER_03: Oh, size does... Yeah, nice.
- 9:52SPEAKER_03: Coming out of her mouth.
- 9:54SPEAKER_03: Size does matter.
- 9:55SPEAKER_03: Well, maybe it was coming out of her mouth.
- 9:56SPEAKER_03: You don't know.
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- 10:16SPEAKER_03: Clearly dad agrees.
- 10:20SPEAKER_03: The dad is making these kind of jokes.
- 10:27SPEAKER_01: Dad's making cock jokes with a 16 year old daughter.
- 10:30SPEAKER_01: Nice.
- 10:33SPEAKER_03: Very appropriate.
- 10:34SPEAKER_03: Worst child services when you need them.
- 10:36SPEAKER_03: Really?
- 10:37SPEAKER_03: And he's broadcasting it to the world.
- 10:38SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 10:42SPEAKER_02: It's not like a monster truck.
- 10:44Well,
- 10:45since you're so short,
- 10:46you don't want a truck so big that you can't climb into it.
- 10:49SPEAKER_02: Yeah,
- 10:49SPEAKER_02: and I don't want,
- 10:50SPEAKER_02: like,
- 10:51SPEAKER_02: there's trucks that have a,
- 10:53SPEAKER_02: I guess you don't look at trucks,
- 10:55but there are trucks that have a thinner body and a truck that
- 10:58has a thicker body.
- 11:00SPEAKER_02: I've noticed this.
- 11:04SPEAKER_03: She's noticed this?
- 11:05SPEAKER_03: Pretty observant, isn't she?
- 11:07There's chicks that have a thinner body,
- 11:09and there's chicks that have a thicker body.
- 11:11SPEAKER_03: I've noticed this.
- 11:12SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I've noticed that.
- 11:15SPEAKER_03: You're very observant.
- 11:16SPEAKER_03: Yeah, good work there, anime girl.
- 11:18SPEAKER_02: So you like it thick.
- 11:20SPEAKER_02: I don't like it thin.
- 11:23SPEAKER_03: So her dad made another inappropriate nice to her 16-year-old daughter.
- 11:30SPEAKER_03: He's truly heavy metal dad.
- 11:32SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he is.
- 11:33SPEAKER_03: So he's asking his 16-year-old, you like it thick.
- 11:37SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 11:37SPEAKER_03: So, daughter, do you like a big, thick, juicy cock?
- 11:40SPEAKER_03: Yeah, right.
- 11:40SPEAKER_03: I mean, geez, why does he just say it?
- 11:42SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 11:42SPEAKER_03: Because that would be inappropriate.
- 11:44SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that would be wrong.
- 11:44SPEAKER_03: You don't like the ones that are big and bulky looking?
- 11:47SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I don't like that.
- 11:49SPEAKER_02: I just want a plane.
- 11:50SPEAKER_02: You want a mini truck, basically.
- 11:52SPEAKER_03: A blue mini truck.
- 11:54Alright,
- 11:55well if anybody has a blue mini truck,
- 11:56post some pictures on our Facebook page.
- 12:01Oh,
- 12:01speaking of Facebook,
- 12:03Spreaker,
- 12:04the actual company's Facebook page,
- 12:06they liked our page.
- 12:08SPEAKER_02: Oh.
- 12:09SPEAKER_03: That means the company is listening to our content and they approve.
- 12:15SPEAKER_03: They approve?
- 12:16They approve of heavy metal dad fucking trying to talk to his
- 12:19daughter about dick.
- 12:20SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 12:21SPEAKER_03: They approve.
- 12:22SPEAKER_03: They approve.
- 12:23SPEAKER_03: How do they approve?
- 12:24SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
- 12:26SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 12:29SPEAKER_03: I don't know why they approve,
- 12:30SPEAKER_03: because we don't really put that much content up,
- 12:32SPEAKER_03: and when we do,
- 12:33SPEAKER_03: it's pretty ridiculous.
- 12:34SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but, like, Spreaker's hipster, kind of.
- 12:39SPEAKER_03: Oh, are we the hipster?
- 12:40SPEAKER_03: If you like us, you're a hipster.
- 12:42SPEAKER_03: Because no one listens to us, so it's like, hey.
- 12:46SPEAKER_02: I think Spreaker's a pretty indie thing.
- 12:48SPEAKER_03: It is?
- 12:49SPEAKER_02: Yes.
- 12:50SPEAKER_02: If not everyone knows it, then it's easy.
- 12:53SPEAKER_03: Are we indie?
- 12:55SPEAKER_03: I mean, we have 62 followers.
- 12:56SPEAKER_03: Wow.
- 12:56SPEAKER_03: Wow.
- 12:57SPEAKER_03: 62.
- 12:57SPEAKER_03: Holy smokes.
- 12:57SPEAKER_03: Heavy metal dad.
- 13:15SPEAKER_03: So, at what point does this get to be heavy metal?
- 13:19SPEAKER_03: I never got this far.
- 13:20SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 13:22SPEAKER_03: Alright, this is like listening to talking metal.
- 13:24SPEAKER_03: It really is.
- 13:25SPEAKER_02: Then they're hipsters, too.
- 13:27SPEAKER_03: We never hear from anyone.
- 13:29SPEAKER_03: No one ever posts any stuff on our page.
- 13:31The people that listen to us are probably like,
- 13:33yeah,
- 13:33you probably never heard of them.
- 13:36SPEAKER_03: Oh,
- 13:36SPEAKER_03: there's these really funny...
- 13:37SPEAKER_03: Oh,
- 13:37SPEAKER_03: you probably never heard of it,
- 13:38SPEAKER_03: because it's...
- 13:40SPEAKER_03: It's really funny.
- 13:41SPEAKER_03: What?
- 13:42SPEAKER_03: What?
- 13:43SPEAKER_03: It's really funny, isn't it?
- 13:44SPEAKER_03: Nathan from Kentucky says, what's next?
- 13:47SPEAKER_03: Is Heavy Metal Dad going to ask Anime Girl if she shaves her twat?
- 13:51SPEAKER_03: Hold on a second.
- 14:03We're getting out of the car and going to Starbucks to pay too
- 14:06much for coffee.
- 14:08There's a broadcast that I do know that interviewed the guy who
- 14:12screams those My
- 14:13SPEAKER_02: Little Pony songs.
- 14:15SPEAKER_03: Oh.
- 14:16SPEAKER_03: He screams those My Little Pony songs.
- 14:18SPEAKER_03: This is enthralling listening, isn't it?
- 14:21SPEAKER_03: Where's the heavy metal come in?
- 14:22SPEAKER_03: All of those My Little Pony songs must be screaming metal.
- 14:26SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 14:27SPEAKER_03: The Pony podcast?
- 14:29SPEAKER_03: They're followers of us.
- 14:30SPEAKER_02: Are they?
- 14:31SPEAKER_03: Yes.
- 14:31SPEAKER_03: Oh.
- 14:32SPEAKER_03: What's it called?
- 14:33SPEAKER_03: My Little Brony or something?
- 14:34SPEAKER_02: It's called something.
- 14:35SPEAKER_03: Bronycast or some kind of thing?
- 14:37SPEAKER_02: Something like that.
- 14:38SPEAKER_02: It's like Spreaker's Magic or something like that.
- 14:40SPEAKER_03: Oh, speaking of My Little Pony.
- 14:43SPEAKER_03: We got denied for the panel to go to Equestria LA.
- 14:49SPEAKER_03: They said that they had too many things going on and not enough room.
- 14:53SPEAKER_03: And then maybe next year they'll have more.
- 14:55SPEAKER_03: Room calls?
- 14:57SPEAKER_03: Because they only have one room, I think.
- 14:59SPEAKER_03: Or maybe two.
- 15:00SPEAKER_03: They don't have a whole bunch of rooms.
- 15:02SPEAKER_03: You know,
- 15:02SPEAKER_03: like Anime Expo has a ton of different rooms,
- 15:05SPEAKER_03: and they only have one room,
- 15:07SPEAKER_03: so they didn't have enough room for us.
- 15:11SPEAKER_03: Did you get all that?
- 15:12SPEAKER_03: No, I didn't follow that at all.
- 15:15SPEAKER_03: The equestrian thing in L.A., they had one room.
- 15:18SPEAKER_03: Whatever that is.
- 15:19SPEAKER_03: It was just a flop house.
- 15:21SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 15:22SPEAKER_03: It was how many roll-away beds they could fit into the room.
- 15:25SPEAKER_03: Apparently they didn't have two more.
- 15:27SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 15:28SPEAKER_03: Just not enough room for them.
- 15:29SPEAKER_03: Sorry.
- 15:29SPEAKER_03: There's no more room at the end.
- 15:31SPEAKER_03: You'll have to sleep in the stable.
- 15:32SPEAKER_03: Sorry, that booking for Heavy Metal Dad and Anime Girl has been canceled.
- 15:35SPEAKER_03: Anime Girl.
- 15:39SPEAKER_03: Oh, Mom says that she retarded.
- 15:41SPEAKER_03: Sounds it, doesn't she?
- 15:43SPEAKER_03: He says, my baloney pony.
- 15:48SPEAKER_03: How many times can I say room?
- 15:51SPEAKER_03: Room, room, room, room.
- 15:53SPEAKER_03: Table cake.
- 15:56SPEAKER_03: What?
- 15:56SPEAKER_03: Where did that come from?
- 15:58SPEAKER_03: Table cake?
- 15:59SPEAKER_03: I don't know what that is.
- 16:00SPEAKER_00: What does that mean?
- 16:01SPEAKER_03: I have no idea.
- 16:04SPEAKER_03: What?
- 16:07SPEAKER_03: There's just a whole table of cake right there.
- 16:11SPEAKER_03: What?
- 16:13SPEAKER_03: This girl's 16 years old.
- 16:15SPEAKER_03: She's always going... I can hear it in five years.
- 16:20SPEAKER_03: You were late for dinner.
- 16:23SPEAKER_03: Where were you?
- 16:25SPEAKER_03: You didn't pay the rent.
- 16:27SPEAKER_03: Where did your paycheck go this week?
- 16:30SPEAKER_03: Our trailer's leaning to one side.
- 16:39SPEAKER_03: Our 16 kids are fucking shoeless.
- 16:44SPEAKER_03: Why don't you make more money?
- 16:45SPEAKER_03: I like fucking the neighbor better than you.
- 16:49SPEAKER_03: I like table cake.
- 16:55SPEAKER_03: You're not taking a table cake.
- 16:56SPEAKER_03: Put that back.
- 16:59SPEAKER_03: What is a table cake?
- 17:00SPEAKER_03: What is that?
- 17:03SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
- 17:04SPEAKER_03: And he sings about it.
- 17:05SPEAKER_03: Table cake.
- 17:07SPEAKER_03: Must be something good.
- 17:08SPEAKER_03: If he's written a song about it.
- 17:09SPEAKER_03: You can't buy it.
- 17:11SPEAKER_02: I'd buy it if I wanted to with my table.
- 17:14SPEAKER_03: No, you can't if you wanted to.
- 17:15SPEAKER_02: Why?
- 17:16SPEAKER_03: What?
- 17:16SPEAKER_03: You mean why?
- 17:19SPEAKER_03: Why is this a podcast?
- 17:20SPEAKER_03: I don't get it.
- 17:21SPEAKER_03: I don't get it either.
- 17:22SPEAKER_03: It's a fucking dad and his kid walking around the store.
- 17:25SPEAKER_03: And I don't hear the heavy metal part.
- 17:27SPEAKER_03: No, there's none.
- 17:27SPEAKER_03: How is he heavy metal?
- 17:28SPEAKER_03: I don't even hear the anime girl part.
- 17:31SPEAKER_03: I don't hear nothing about no anime.
- 17:32SPEAKER_03: What is anime?
- 17:34SPEAKER_03: Anime?
- 17:35SPEAKER_03: It's a Chinese Japanese drawing horse shit.
- 17:40SPEAKER_03: You know, that's what it is.
- 17:41SPEAKER_03: But so far they haven't talked about drawing or metal.
- 17:46SPEAKER_03: You're a nerd.
- 17:50SPEAKER_03: Stop looking at the table cake.
- 17:53SPEAKER_03: Enough about the table cake.
- 17:55SPEAKER_03: Stop looking at it.
- 17:57SPEAKER_03: Yeah, stop it.
- 18:03SPEAKER_03: So, what are you working on?
- 18:05SPEAKER_03: Hail and kill caller.
- 18:06SPEAKER_03: You're on the air.
- 18:08SPEAKER_01: Hail and kill.
- 18:08SPEAKER_01: You know what this sounds a lot like?
- 18:11It just sounds like,
- 18:12I mean,
- 18:12the guy is so,
- 18:13like,
- 18:14just,
- 18:15you know,
- 18:15awkward and stuff.
- 18:16SPEAKER_01: It's like,
- 18:17SPEAKER_01: If Louis C.K.
- 18:18SPEAKER_01: was talking to his daughter when she's,
- 18:20SPEAKER_01: like,
- 18:22SPEAKER_01: a teenager and they're just walking around the store taping it.
- 18:26SPEAKER_03: Does it?
- 18:26SPEAKER_01: Like, that's what it sounds like.
- 18:28SPEAKER_03: Does it?
- 18:30SPEAKER_01: It does.
- 18:31SPEAKER_03: Why are you calling in?
- 18:32SPEAKER_03: Because I am.
- 18:33You're ruining a great bit with Anime Girl and Heavy Metal Dad
- 18:37with your witty banter.
- 18:40SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's such a fucking great bit, man.
- 18:45SPEAKER_01: What can I say?
- 18:47SPEAKER_01: I mean, it's just... Oh, I get it.
- 18:52The shittiness about it's supposed to be...
- 18:55Are your feet starting to get hot,
- 18:57ML?
- 18:57SPEAKER_03: Maybe up to your knees at this point?
- 18:59SPEAKER_01: Yeah, do you have a sound?
- 19:00Dude,
- 19:00I'm punching out faster than...
- 19:03I'm just fucking punching out,
- 19:05Jesus Christ.
- 19:07SPEAKER_01: Hell and kill, fuck you, pal.
- 19:09SPEAKER_03: Hey, Jell-O.
- 19:15SPEAKER_03: Table cake.
- 19:16SPEAKER_03: Handjob.
- 19:17SPEAKER_03: Handjob.
- 19:20We'll listen to a couple minutes more of this anime girl and
- 19:24heavy metal dad.
- 19:25SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's good.
- 19:26SPEAKER_03: And photography.
- 19:29SPEAKER_02: Photography.
- 19:30SPEAKER_03: Photography.
- 19:32SPEAKER_02: What else would you be working on?
- 19:33SPEAKER_03: I know.
- 19:34SPEAKER_03: What specific project are you on?
- 19:35SPEAKER_02: We don't have a specific project.
- 19:37SPEAKER_02: We kind of just went out, we shot, and then we produced our pictures.
- 19:42SPEAKER_03: So what are you working on now?
- 19:43SPEAKER_02: We're not going to be working today because you won't be here today.
- 19:48SPEAKER_03: Oh, so what do you do in class when the teacher's not there?
- 19:50SPEAKER_02: Well,
- 19:50SPEAKER_02: he says whenever he's there,
- 19:52SPEAKER_02: he'll play a boring photography video,
- 19:55SPEAKER_02: like a history-technical thing.
- 19:57SPEAKER_02: Oh, when he's not there?
- 19:57SPEAKER_02: He's like, he tells the sub not to enforce us to watch it.
- 20:01SPEAKER_02: Like, we don't have to watch it if we don't want to.
- 20:04But it's just there,
- 20:05so,
- 20:05like,
- 20:05if his boss comes in,
- 20:06he's like,
- 20:06oh,
- 20:06they're watching something.
- 20:08SPEAKER_02: But that's how Potter works.
- 20:11SPEAKER_03: This is the educated youth of America.
- 20:14SPEAKER_03: Yeah, well, she sounds pretty educated.
- 20:16SPEAKER_03: She sounds pretty smart.
- 20:17SPEAKER_03: I think she went to school with Jennifer.
- 20:20SPEAKER_03: They don't make us do anything in class.
- 20:25They just put a video on,
- 20:26and if somebody walks in,
- 20:27they go,
- 20:28oh,
- 20:28he's watching something.
- 20:29SPEAKER_03: They just steal a check while I investigate Big Think Cock.
- 20:33SPEAKER_03: She told me to, Heavy Metal Dad.
- 20:37SPEAKER_02: He's cool.
- 20:37SPEAKER_02: Are you serious?
- 20:38SPEAKER_02: Yeah,
- 20:38SPEAKER_02: he's like,
- 20:39SPEAKER_02: you can play on your phone,
- 20:40SPEAKER_02: listen to music,
- 20:41SPEAKER_02: do homework,
- 20:42SPEAKER_02: whatever,
- 20:43SPEAKER_02: do what you want.
- 20:45SPEAKER_03: So during the regular class too?
- 20:48SPEAKER_02: If you're not doing anything and you don't have any pictures to produce,
- 20:52SPEAKER_02: then you can just sit there on your phone.
- 20:55SPEAKER_03: So you can sit there on your phone.
- 20:56SPEAKER_03: Sounds great.
- 20:57SPEAKER_03: Yeah, this is in class.
- 20:59SPEAKER_03: I wish I had these kind of classes when I was in school.
- 21:01SPEAKER_03: So this is where tax dollars are going?
- 21:03SPEAKER_03: Yes.
- 21:03SPEAKER_03: All right.
- 21:04SPEAKER_03: It's good stuff.
- 21:05SPEAKER_03: Wow.
- 21:05SPEAKER_03: I think those teachers do need better benefits.
- 21:08SPEAKER_02: Right.
- 21:09I agree with the teacher strike in Chicago because they deserve
- 21:12every penny they get.
- 21:13SPEAKER_03: Yeah, especially this might be a Chicago kid.
- 21:15SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 21:16SPEAKER_03: Could be.
- 21:20SPEAKER_03: And so when you have a substitute,
- 21:22SPEAKER_03: he gives the substitute a video,
- 21:24SPEAKER_03: you can watch the video or not,
- 21:28SPEAKER_03: and then he only really has the video for if his boss comes in,
- 21:33SPEAKER_03: which is the principal,
- 21:34SPEAKER_03: and sees it.
- 21:39SPEAKER_03: This father is not alarmed by this?
- 21:41SPEAKER_03: That's why I was thinking the same thing.
- 21:42SPEAKER_03: It's like, why is he not fuming?
- 21:44SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he's not alarmed by this.
- 21:46SPEAKER_03: I guess it's okay that your kid's going to end up a moron.
- 21:48SPEAKER_03: It's all good.
- 21:50SPEAKER_03: It doesn't bother him.
- 21:51SPEAKER_03: It's all good as long as our Starbucks is good.
- 21:53It's a good thing he's taking her to Starbucks since that's
- 21:55where she's destined to work.
- 21:56SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 21:58SPEAKER_03: So you don't even hear any amazement in this guy's voice.
- 22:02SPEAKER_03: No, he's like, oh, yeah, that's cool.
- 22:03SPEAKER_03: You like not doing shit.
- 22:05SPEAKER_03: You like being lazy.
- 22:06SPEAKER_00: That's great.
- 22:06SPEAKER_03: Yeah,
- 22:06you just spend the time on your phone and talk to your friends
- 22:10and text anybody you
- 22:11SPEAKER_03: want,
- 22:11SPEAKER_03: and you're not learning anything.
- 22:13It's fantastic that you go to school and learn nothing,
- 22:15you fucking dummy.
- 22:18SPEAKER_03: And he's fine with that.
- 22:19SPEAKER_03: That's good.
- 22:20SPEAKER_03: That's good.
- 22:22SPEAKER_03: He's heavy metal dad.
- 22:23SPEAKER_03: He's breaking the rules, man.
- 22:25SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 22:27SPEAKER_02: That's gross.
- 22:27SPEAKER_02: That's gross.
- 22:28SPEAKER_03: Meanwhile, she's probably pumping the substitute left and right.
- 22:31SPEAKER_03: She said she loved him.
- 22:32SPEAKER_03: Right?
- 22:32SPEAKER_03: Might be.
- 22:46like his hand was kind of messed up because he had been in an
- 22:49industrial hand job
- 22:51fingers got mashed up in a machine so he had these like weird
- 22:54nubby fingers on one
- 22:56of his hands he was a cool guy he had weird nubby fingers but
- 23:02he was a cool guy
- 23:07yeah i like photography class so then you have art class though
- 23:12first thing in the
- 23:12SPEAKER_03: morning right yeah
- 23:14what are you working on you're working on what's that called
- 23:16it's an initial type
- 23:17of thing like i don't know what it's called but we use five
- 23:20different line designs
- 23:22like first we draw our um initials any way we want i drew it i
- 23:27thought you meant
- 23:29initial as in the first so they're drawing their initials yeah
- 23:32it's good i gotta go
- 23:34SPEAKER_03: to this school jesus that sounds like a great school right
- 23:40SPEAKER_02: No, initials.
- 23:41SPEAKER_03: Like a starting point.
- 23:42SPEAKER_00: No.
- 23:42SPEAKER_00: Your initials.
- 23:43SPEAKER_00: Yes.
- 23:44SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 23:44SPEAKER_01: What is he talking about?
- 23:45SPEAKER_03: He's dumber than her.
- 23:47SPEAKER_03: He thought this was initially starting a project,
- 23:50SPEAKER_03: but he doesn't realize she's talking about her name initials.
- 23:54SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 23:55SPEAKER_03: Initials.
- 23:57SPEAKER_03: So mine is N-E, and so we're just working on that.
- 24:01SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's great.
- 24:01SPEAKER_02: I didn't see it last night.
- 24:04SPEAKER_02: It had my initials in it.
- 24:05SPEAKER_03: I didn't see your initials in that.
- 24:06SPEAKER_03: I didn't.
- 24:07SPEAKER_02: You're dumb.
- 24:08SPEAKER_03: What?
- 24:09SPEAKER_02: I drew it all cool and everything.
- 24:11SPEAKER_02: You didn't even see it.
- 24:12SPEAKER_03: Well, when you finish it and color it in?
- 24:14SPEAKER_02: Well, I won't be coloring in the letters.
- 24:17SPEAKER_03: Are you going to be coloring it?
- 24:19SPEAKER_02: Well,
- 24:19SPEAKER_02: yeah,
- 24:19SPEAKER_02: I'll color it,
- 24:20SPEAKER_02: but I'm erasing the line that I outlined or drew the letters in pencil.
- 24:27SPEAKER_03: Wow.
- 24:30SPEAKER_03: She's going to do well in interviews.
- 24:31SPEAKER_03: I could see that.
- 24:34SPEAKER_03: So why do you want this job?
- 24:35Well,
- 24:36you know,
- 24:37I cut it on money and,
- 24:39you know,
- 24:39my dad and big cock and,
- 24:41you know,
- 24:42I need it.
- 24:45SPEAKER_03: Thanks for coming.
- 24:47SPEAKER_03: Maybe she can go work for Warrant.
- 24:54heard they take anybody right well they'll take that upgrade in
- 24:58education that's
- 24:58for sure right i could actually you know you can replace uh you
- 25:03know you can
- 25:04replace rob halpern and you know anybody who's taken your
- 25:07picture in the past i'm
- 25:09SPEAKER_03: the new rockaholic queen
- 25:12SPEAKER_03: Warren, I saw red wine.
- 25:15SPEAKER_03: Jamie St.
- 25:16SPEAKER_03: James sucks.
- 25:18SPEAKER_03: It's all about Robert Mason.
- 25:19SPEAKER_03: Don't ever call into the classic metal show.
- 25:22SPEAKER_03: Those guys are dicks.
- 25:27SPEAKER_03: What I was saying was that when you finish it,
- 25:31SPEAKER_03: Oh, I see.
- 25:33SPEAKER_03: So when you finish it,
- 25:34we can post a picture of it on our Facebook page so everyone
- 25:36can check it out.
- 25:37SPEAKER_02: But yeah, you use five different line designs around your initials.
- 25:44SPEAKER_02: Like she says to not use too much of it, but whatever.
- 25:50SPEAKER_02: Like in each section.
- 25:53SPEAKER_03: I have not followed a thing this kid has said.
- 25:57SPEAKER_03: Nothing.
- 25:58SPEAKER_03: She's good.
- 25:59SPEAKER_03: Everybody just lives on this Facebook.
- 26:02SPEAKER_03: I know.
- 26:02SPEAKER_03: They live on it.
- 26:03SPEAKER_03: I do.
- 26:04SPEAKER_03: All day long.
- 26:05We're going to take this picture and we'll post this on
- 26:09Facebook and this goes on Facebook.
- 26:11SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 26:12SPEAKER_03: It's like, who cares?
- 26:13SPEAKER_03: It's Facebook, dude.
- 26:14SPEAKER_03: You got to care.
- 26:15SPEAKER_03: I don't care.
- 26:16SPEAKER_03: You got to care.
- 26:17SPEAKER_03: I don't.
- 26:19SPEAKER_03: That's why you have no life.
- 26:20SPEAKER_02: So it's closed off.
- 26:22SPEAKER_02: So it doesn't have to bleed into another part.
- 26:24SPEAKER_02: But on each section that there is, I'm using one line design.
- 26:33SPEAKER_03: I haven't figured this out at all.
- 26:35SPEAKER_03: This section, and this shade in, and they use one line.
- 26:40SPEAKER_03: There's five sections,
- 26:42SPEAKER_03: and here's the one,
- 26:43SPEAKER_03: and I'm not coloring it in because I don't want to,
- 26:46SPEAKER_03: even though the teacher wants me to.
- 26:49SPEAKER_03: Warrants and Rockaholic.
- 26:57SPEAKER_02: Or in the middle, I use circles.
- 26:59SPEAKER_02: And then you're going to color it all in?
- 27:02SPEAKER_02: Well, I don't know if I'm going to color those circles in.
- 27:05SPEAKER_02: But now I'm working on curved lines.
- 27:09SPEAKER_03: And so this year you're... She's working on curved lines now.
- 27:13SPEAKER_03: I'm getting more skilled.
- 27:14SPEAKER_03: I'm working on the curves.
- 27:16Okay.
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- 27:38horrible i can only take about a minute more all right that's
- 27:41probably too much
- 27:42government too you like your government teacher huh and you're
- 27:46actually liking
- 27:47government class well it's talking about i mean i don't like
- 27:51politics personally
- 27:52but it's talking about politics and now and that's not hard to
- 27:56talk about you know
- 27:57SPEAKER_02: what's going on now like a lot
- 28:01SPEAKER_02: Mitt Romney, Obama.
- 28:03SPEAKER_03: A lot?
- 28:03SPEAKER_03: Wow.
- 28:04SPEAKER_03: She narrowed that right down.
- 28:05SPEAKER_03: What's going on now?
- 28:06SPEAKER_03: A lot.
- 28:07SPEAKER_03: A lot.
- 28:08SPEAKER_03: Romney, Obama.
- 28:10SPEAKER_03: A lot.
- 28:13SPEAKER_03: That's a lot.
- 28:14SPEAKER_03: Are you guys talking about...
- 28:17SPEAKER_03: the protesting and stuff.
- 28:18SPEAKER_02: Well, we're talking about each chapter and stuff.
- 28:21SPEAKER_02: I mean, every so often we'll talk about what's actually going on.
- 28:24SPEAKER_02: But we're covering what the general stuff is about politics.
- 28:30SPEAKER_02: Because she said, basically, this class is politics class.
- 28:35SPEAKER_03: Politics class, not government class.
- 28:37SPEAKER_03: Oh, Mom in the chat room.
- 28:40SPEAKER_03: Our future, ladies and gentlemen.
- 28:42SPEAKER_03: Unfortunately, that is the case.
- 28:44SPEAKER_03: That is sad.
- 28:45SPEAKER_03: Let's just dumb it down.
- 28:48SPEAKER_03: Beer chicks and politics.
- 28:50SPEAKER_03: Look at rage poor man.
- 28:51SPEAKER_03: This kid mumbles like Ozzy.
- 28:57SPEAKER_03: Have we had enough of this?
- 28:59SPEAKER_03: I can't take it anymore.
- 29:00SPEAKER_03: I really can't.
- 29:01SPEAKER_03: She stinks.
- 29:02SPEAKER_03: Oh, God.
- 29:08SPEAKER_03: Be in politics.
- 29:13SPEAKER_03: So I didn't get the heavy metal part out of this or the anime girl thing.
- 29:17SPEAKER_03: Well,
- 29:17she's got to be the 100% opposite of Mikey because Mikey's
- 29:20about the same age as
- 29:21SPEAKER_03: this one now.
- 29:22SPEAKER_03: Yep.
- 29:23SPEAKER_03: And he's like smart and well thought out and well spoken.
- 29:26SPEAKER_03: And then you got this.
- 29:28This is probably the same girl Mikey's trying to bang in the
- 29:30backseat of his car now.
- 29:33SPEAKER_03: I got to go for somebody stupid that won't understand anything I say.
- 29:36SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 29:37SPEAKER_00: I'll squeeze my left.
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