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Most Tings per Capita | Son of a Boy Dad #126 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 2: Alrighty, welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Now?
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  Speaker 4: and I was pretty sure I had OCD at that time,
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  Speaker 4: but then I just like was like, wait, I don't
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  Speaker 4: care if they fall over, which is I think a
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely. All right, welcome back to the Son of
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  Speaker 2: a Boy Dad podcast. Today. It is Monday.
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  Speaker 4: What is July thirtieth, Yeah, it's at the end of July. Whatever,
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  Speaker 4: end of July July thirty first, damn near Probably maybe.
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  Speaker 2: I will be in Philadelphia next weekend Thursday through Saturday,
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  Speaker 2: five shows me who else Sean Gardini just a dangerous
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  Speaker 2: trio that's just a danger to the stage.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, two different flavors of red hair.
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  Speaker 2: Totally. And then I re listened to my set from
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  Speaker 2: last year when I was there, got a good probably
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  Speaker 2: forty five minutes of new material.
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  Speaker 4: You re listened to your set.
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  Speaker 2: I listened to it from last year. Very bad. You
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  Speaker 2: didn't like it, terrible, really noticeably drunk.
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  Speaker 1: I mean everybody that I was there with were like screaming, laughing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're dumb.
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  Speaker 5: Remember you left Philly last year saying that was the
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  Speaker 5: best you've ever done.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it was bad, and uh, not really much
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  Speaker 2: better now. Yeah, I can't drink before going on stage. Anymore. Well,
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  Speaker 2: it's just that.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I was with you this weekend and you
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  Speaker 4: were drinking before you went on stage.
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  Speaker 2: I know, but you fear pressured me. You kept on
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  Speaker 2: buying me more drinks. I kept on saying I got it,
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  Speaker 2: I can't drink, and you were still knocking them back.
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  Speaker 2: I had won, but I had one after I cut
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  Speaker 2: myself off. Yeah, but yeah, that's next week. The tickets
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  Speaker 2: are in my bio on Instagram or at Little Sasquatch
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  Speaker 2: website dot com.
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  Speaker 4: There's a meet and greet afterwards too.
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  Speaker 2: No meet and greet.
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  Speaker 1: There's a meet and greet by city Hall. Nobody's having
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  Speaker 1: a rally. Yeah, by the Family Court. Gonna be a
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  Speaker 1: quick do the show. Go back to the hotel and
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  Speaker 1: sleep hotel.
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  Speaker 2: You're going to be on my best behavior, I don't
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  Speaker 2: know for whatever the ones I say that last time.
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  Speaker 4: You got to stay at the four Seasons. Hell no,
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  Speaker 4: there's like a three hundred and sixty degree view of
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  Speaker 4: the city from the pool on the.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not dropping fucking ten thousand dollars on a four
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  Speaker 2: Seasons hotel. You might even dropping. I'm gonna bike there.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna take a bike from New York. I'm saving
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  Speaker 2: as much money as I can. My rent is sneaking
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  Speaker 2: up on me every month, and it's a lot of
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  Speaker 2: money that I.
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  Speaker 4: Don't better do this comedy chop chop.
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  Speaker 2: So let's go ahead, and let's go ahead and buy
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  Speaker 2: those tickets. So I can't afford to live in New York.
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  Speaker 2: Still getting squeezed out of the yack.
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  Speaker 4: Viciously.
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  Speaker 2: Ontario and Huntsfield didn't really pay well, so things aren't
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  Speaker 2: going the best. But Billy Billy Helium, he needs this
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  Speaker 2: Philly Helium, come to the shows, thank you.
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  Speaker 4: He needs this shit badly.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I got a bunch of other shit too. If
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  Speaker 2: you click on the website, Chicago's like pretty much sold out.
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  Speaker 2: Rosemont still available for that, so yeah, go get the tickets.
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  Speaker 1: Just a big reminder to the Philly people that it's
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  Speaker 1: a whole new hour of comedy.
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  Speaker 2: It's not a whole new hour, but it's like it's
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  Speaker 2: like minutes.
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  Speaker 4: Someone shows up and hears the same fucking.
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  Speaker 2: Also, all the jokes have changed, so it gives a fuck.
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  Speaker 4: Bad bags.
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  Speaker 2: There's new tags. There's like two jokes that I did
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  Speaker 2: that are are that I still do.
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  Speaker 4: How many people to come for you?
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  Speaker 2: To take your shirt off, like Burke Kreischer ten thousand.
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  Speaker 2: If ten thousand people fit, ten thousand people can show up,
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  Speaker 2: I'll take my shirt off. That's kind of I'll make
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  Speaker 2: sure that all their phones are bagged.
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  Speaker 4: And they're all.
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  Speaker 1: Blind people, Yeah, they have no idea if they're just
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  Speaker 1: feeling your nipples like braille.
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  Speaker 2: I know. See everyone do. People were like, oh, what
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  Speaker 2: do you do? You can you do laundry? You wear
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  Speaker 2: that shirt every day? Yeah, dude just called marketing. Go birds,
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  Speaker 2: Go birds. Yeah, you know.
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  Speaker 4: Did you see the Eagles are going to get a
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  Speaker 4: new color of their uniform. I did, Kelly Green. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: what do you think about it? You think it's out
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  Speaker 4: a sexy color.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's a good move for the organization. Keep
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  Speaker 2: people on their toes.
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  Speaker 4: You get people buying tickets. There were people like streaming
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  Speaker 4: into the office, like people sprinting in.
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  Speaker 6: To buy get that takeoff yeah no, no, oh oh no,
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  Speaker 6: but to buy into the Eagles offices or whatever the
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  Speaker 6: fucking team store, I should say, trying to buy those
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  Speaker 6: new uh new jerseys.
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  Speaker 2: There's a there's preseason starts this week. Packers Jets, right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: we're going to the game. Are you really, we are
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  Speaker 2: me and you. I'm not going to that ship. Why not?
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  Speaker 2: Where is it?
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  Speaker 4: Probably Jersey? Is it in Jersey? Yeah, New Jersey like
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  Speaker 4: the Eagles have. It's got to be.
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna be fucking sick and exciting to have you
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  Speaker 1: as a full football fan all season because.
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  Speaker 4: Last year you were dilly dallying a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: I was all in the whole season.
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  Speaker 1: No, by the end of the season you were full.
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  Speaker 1: Like It's not like you were rooting for the Eagles
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  Speaker 1: before they were good.
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  Speaker 2: No, but I don't root for the Eagles even now
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  Speaker 2: that they're good. Yes, you do, of course I do.
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  Speaker 2: Up until after August fourteenth, I won't.
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  Speaker 4: But August thirteenth is my dad's birthday.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Can he come through the show?
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  Speaker 2: Hell no, if he buys a ticket? Again, why.
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  Speaker 4: No, caught my dad chill with my Dad's.
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  Speaker 2: Your dad like a fucking like astro physicist or some shit. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you can buy a ticket. Your dad can swing the ticket.
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  Speaker 4: You think that astro physicists are rich. First off, he's
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  Speaker 4: a biophysics biophysicist. That's even more. No, it's way less.
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  Speaker 4: It's on a smaller scale.
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  Speaker 1: Astros the whole universe bio is like a little bit
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  Speaker 1: of tiny.
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  Speaker 2: Tell your dad, I'll get him a ticket. I'll see
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  Speaker 2: what I can do. Yeah, I see I can fit
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  Speaker 2: them in. Because I mean those tickets. I think since
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  Speaker 2: I said that, they probably shows we sold.
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  Speaker 4: Out and the green room is only one seat.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: We tried to chill in the green room last year
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  Speaker 1: and I had to like stand under part of a
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  Speaker 1: roof that was slanted.
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  Speaker 4: I was bent at the waist. Shit didn't work that good.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't done a five. I haven't done a three
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  Speaker 2: day weekend in a while. And those are those are
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  Speaker 2: those those are brutal on the body.
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  Speaker 4: Five shows, five shows of talking.
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  Speaker 2: It's not even the shows, it's the it's the three
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  Speaker 2: nights in a hotel of like, Yeah, that's ticking fingers
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  Speaker 2: and slop every day and then drinking.
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  Speaker 1: There's healthy places that you can eat. There's a place
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  Speaker 1: called Hip City veg that's like got beyond burgers and
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  Speaker 1: shit like that. That will trick your body into thinking
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  Speaker 1: that you're eating meat.
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  Speaker 2: I'll try that out.
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  Speaker 1: That's really all you need to do is trick your
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  Speaker 1: body into thinking you're gonna have some meat. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: bought some vegetarian meatballs. I'm about to cook them up tonight.
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  Speaker 2: Beyond meat Beyond Burgers aren't and I've never had the meatballs,
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  Speaker 2: but the beyondburgers are pretty good. I ever had the
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  Speaker 2: Burging Beyond burger. It's good, good as fuck.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, the extra slop they put on it makes it
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  Speaker 4: a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: They put a lot of extra slop on it.
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  Speaker 1: It's just like the it's impossible for that sandwich to
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  Speaker 1: retain its integrity through the end of it. Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 1: falling apart like like wet toilet paper. But it's delicious.
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  Speaker 1: It's some good slop. And for the Beyond meatballs, it's
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  Speaker 1: nineteen grams of protein per serving. Oh shit, So if
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  Speaker 1: there's like three or four servings in there, I'm getting
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  Speaker 1: fucking sixty grams of protein.
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  Speaker 2: A lot of soy though, fuck a lot of estrogen.
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  Speaker 4: Fuck dude, I didn't realize that that my penis is
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  Speaker 4: gonna crawl up inside me like a pair of I.
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  Speaker 2: Know by the time you're done with those meatballs.
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  Speaker 4: Fuck, dude, that sucks so bad. Whatever, I'll just just
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  Speaker 4: join a swim team or some shit like that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: not a bad idea to dominate. Actually, I would still suck.
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  Speaker 1: Imagine transitioning to like women's sports and sucking. Yeah, getting
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  Speaker 1: like blown out of the water, like thinking that you're
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  Speaker 1: about to dominate.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure that's happened. It's probably just doesn't go get
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  Speaker 2: swept the Yeah, there's no outrage about it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, see, yeah girl power.
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  Speaker 1: Like if I switched, if I transitioned and just started
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  Speaker 1: playing like women's college basketball, but like was getting swatted
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  Speaker 1: by these.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah these women. No, probably there's probably no one on
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  Speaker 2: earth that's more transphobic than the girl that came in
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  Speaker 2: second place in that.
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  Speaker 4: Swimming meat Why you think it destroyed her?
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  Speaker 2: They made They did like an interview with her, and
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  Speaker 2: she was like, I was working my entire life to
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  Speaker 2: get this.
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  Speaker 4: Damn Well, she has a new type of attention now.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know she's running for president of the United States.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah that is Yeah, she just shot two people in Kenosha.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, she transitioned to a man and she's now Kyle
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  Speaker 4: Ritt in the house.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the the fucking dream. But you don't really
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  Speaker 1: hear shit about Leah Thomas. Was the biggest story in
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  Speaker 1: the fucking world. Now one year later, no one really
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  Speaker 1: talks about that shit.
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  Speaker 4: At all. No one gives a fuck who.
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  Speaker 2: No one actually cares about most things. I know people
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  Speaker 2: really like you don't. No one actually cares about a
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  Speaker 2: large majority of things that we pretend to care about.
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  Speaker 4: It's just how good can the person on TV, radio
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  Speaker 4: or podcast do at getting you upset about it?
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  Speaker 2: Getting you really angry?
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  Speaker 1: That's the skill of having a podcast is like can
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  Speaker 1: you get the people fucking furious?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Can you foment a revolution? Whip people into a frenzy?
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  Speaker 4: Like this is the main thing that America is facing
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  Speaker 4: right now. Yeah, this is the worst thing that's facing
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  Speaker 4: the someone going to a brunch.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, drag brunch, dude, hauntsfield. Drag brunch was popping. You
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  Speaker 2: were there, No, we didn't go, but they were like,
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  Speaker 2: it sells out every single week.
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  Speaker 4: It's probably like entrapment.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what it is. But they were like
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  Speaker 2: they were like they have to like bring in like
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  Speaker 2: extra seeding and shit, really so crowded. Really, Yeah, you went,
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  Speaker 2: we got invited. They were like calm, They're like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you got a comment. It's really fun.
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  Speaker 4: No, that was a that was a trap. You realize
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  Speaker 4: what's happening here?
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  Speaker 2: No, dude, what the feature went, but he's Zach Horny Batman.
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  Speaker 2: You might know a mess.
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  Speaker 4: Oh really, he went to a drag brunch in Huntsville.
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  Speaker 2: So he got kicked out of his hotel because he
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  Speaker 2: because he only had a hotel for one night because
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  Speaker 2: he lives in Nashville. So he was going to drive home.
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  Speaker 4: And how did he get kicked out?
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  Speaker 2: He didn't get kicked out. He checked, he had to
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  Speaker 2: check out, and he just went to the club and
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  Speaker 2: the drag brunch was happening.
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  Speaker 1: I thought that he was like smoking meth in his room.
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  Speaker 1: And the only other place I can go right now
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  Speaker 1: is a drag brunch. Now only safe space for me
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  Speaker 1: is to go see some folks in drag.
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  Speaker 2: No, dude, Horny Batman's the good guy, right, great comedian.
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  Speaker 1: Just because I said he did mess doesn't mean that
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  Speaker 1: I think that he sucks his I know.
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  Speaker 2: It's just funny that that we that like we didn't
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  Speaker 2: what he came on the show, None of us knew him,
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  Speaker 2: and now he like has opened for me twice. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but like not even like like just because he works
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  Speaker 2: at all these.
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  Speaker 4: Clubs, not even off the strength of the uh parseol stuff.
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  Speaker 2: No, it was literally like he's a regular feature at
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  Speaker 2: Zanni's Nashville and Zany's Nashville owns stand up live in Huntsville.
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  Speaker 1: I heard he got JFL too. No, I heard he
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  Speaker 1: got JVRS. No, No he didn't get the You didn't
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  Speaker 1: get James Van Region psych.
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  Speaker 2: No, damn.
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  Speaker 4: That's fucking brutal for him.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but he's good. He's a good guy.
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  Speaker 1: He's a great guy. Me and you chilled this weekend.
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  Speaker 1: We had to fucking heart the hard time. Just meet
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  Speaker 1: you and your buddy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah who left?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, your buddy bailed on us.
• 11:31
  Speaker 2: He abandoned us.
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  Speaker 4: I couldn't believe it, especially after your rant about all
• 11:35
  Speaker 4: your buddies. Yeah, that video is hilarious.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was funny. I don't really understand. I don't
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  Speaker 2: know what you should say instead of yeah, what am
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  Speaker 2: I supposed to say?
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  Speaker 4: It just as funny when you hear someone say the
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  Speaker 4: same word over and over.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I just don't like when people refer to their like
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  Speaker 2: people that not everyone knows. It's like on like a
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  Speaker 2: first name basis.
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  Speaker 4: I don't like that either.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, or when someone's like our friend Marco said this,
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  Speaker 1: Yeah it'sch dude, stop bragging that you got a friend.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, or like all Jack, It's like, who the fuck
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  Speaker 2: is Jack? It's like to say my buddy. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Some people in podcasts will just be like, yeah, Brandon
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  Speaker 4: was saying this.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, And then if there's a new listener, then they
• 12:09
  Speaker 2: go who the fuck is Brandon? Or they'll be like
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  Speaker 2: that a friend is it your dad?
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  Speaker 1: They'll be like, my our friend, uh big Catt will
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  Speaker 1: say this, like our friend Russillo.
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  Speaker 2: Or something like that. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I guess he probably just does have a
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  Speaker 4: bunch of friends.
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  Speaker 2: Not all of us can be a fucking not all
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  Speaker 2: of us can please the listener as well as I can.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and buddy is just a nice word.
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  Speaker 2: It is.
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  Speaker 4: Buddy's one of the most pleasing words. But I heard
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  Speaker 4: a fucking super unpleasing word. It went through I drove
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  Speaker 4: through a neighborhood called.
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  Speaker 2: Gowanis Gowannas Where is this South Africa in Brooklyn? Oh okay,
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  Speaker 2: it's like right by downtown Brooklyn. It's like right south
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  Speaker 2: of downtown. Go Wannis. Definitely sounds like it would be
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  Speaker 2: somewhere that the Safari passed through. Yeah, ah, the Walds nights.
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  Speaker 2: What were they saying in Gowanas?
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  Speaker 4: But words No, the word gowanis is the most ugly
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  Speaker 4: disgusting word I've ever thought.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I thought you're gonna say you heard like a slur?
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  Speaker 4: Oh no, no, No, splurs are music to my ears.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, a slur And it's like fucking Beethoven most definitely
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  Speaker 2: most deaf.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I look at a fucking piano. I just see
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  Speaker 1: black and.
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  Speaker 4: White keys in a box. I hear slurs.
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  Speaker 2: I hear Mozart exactly, I hear fucking Beethoven. Kind of
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  Speaker 2: like Beethoven, I can always just play when it.
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  Speaker 4: Came to slurs, I could.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: So you think good good Will Hunting was autistic for real?
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  Speaker 2: Is that what they're saying?
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  Speaker 4: No, That's what I'm saying now.
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  Speaker 1: But he has to be if like autistic people are
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  Speaker 1: gonna claim everyone that knows the state capital, they need
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  Speaker 1: to fucking claim Goodwill Hunting's extrapolating ass his speed reading
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  Speaker 1: ass How does speed reading even even?
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  Speaker 2: I think it's just as he has a photographic memory, right,
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  Speaker 2: what does that mean? Though? I think it means that
• 13:47
  Speaker 2: he just is it is better at retaining information than
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: most people.
• 13:50
  Speaker 4: When he's when you speed read, do you read? Do
• 13:53
  Speaker 4: you see every word on the page. You're picking up
• 13:55
  Speaker 4: a general idea.
• 13:55
  Speaker 2: I think there's like legitimate like techniques to speed reading
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: right where you pick up you just pick up like
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: massive chunks of information per each page and.
• 14:03
  Speaker 4: You internalize it. Are you internalizing it one thing at
• 14:05
  Speaker 4: a time? I could see Tyler reading.
• 14:07
  Speaker 2: First letter, last letter. You get like your brain just
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: picks up yeah something.
• 14:11
  Speaker 4: But have you seen like I've seen that type of
• 14:13
  Speaker 4: speed reading? But like what about the one where dude
• 14:15
  Speaker 4: just like put his hand down a book like he's
• 14:19
  Speaker 4: petting the back of a fucking cat and just like
• 14:21
  Speaker 4: goes one page to the next and just like internalize it.
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: Lying, Yeah, that is That was the ultimate move in
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: like middle school.
• 14:28
  Speaker 4: I always photographic memory.
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: Like I'm a speed reader. You grab a book and
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: you flip through and you get done, and everyone's like, dude,
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: there's no fucking way you just read that. And you're like, yeah,
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: I did.
• 14:37
  Speaker 4: No, I'm genius.
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I'm really smart.
• 14:40
  Speaker 4: I'm actually a fucking Yes.
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: That was like the ultimate move as a child.
• 14:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, or like uh, flip books. Those are pretty sweet.
• 14:50
  Speaker 4: Describe It's like a cartoon and you flip oh yeah,
• 14:54
  Speaker 4: someone running. Yeah, yeah, that shit was fun, and then
• 14:56
  Speaker 4: you try to do it with your own on like
• 14:58
  Speaker 4: the bottom corner of your textbookers something like that. Yeah,
• 15:01
  Speaker 4: stick figures fucking each other or something like that.
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: The best move was when you figured out how to like,
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: uh put the books together, like intertwine them, and then
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: you couldn't pull them apart.
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: That's that's good, uh physics. Yeah, that's astrophysics. That's how
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: you get fucking rich. Yeah, put two books together or didn't?
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: Uh what was that? MythBusters? MythBusters did that and they
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: couldn't get it apart. They used like two like fucking
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: cars pulling them apart, and they couldn't get it apart.
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: I still don't understand that friction, bro, Is that what
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: it is? Yeah, MythBusters are fucking genius. MythBusters was a
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: good ass show. It was interesting. It's a very good show.
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: They did the Jaws episode during Shark Week.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: They're smart bros, but also curious, and I'm like odd
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: fellas very curious. I think that they might have started
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: like the handlebar Mustache train.
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: Where they don't run handlebars or.
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: Like not handlebars, but like the curly cute ones that
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: are like the logos of coffee shops.
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: Now, yeah, Jeffrey's you know what really, you know what
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: really gets me or what it really fucks me up?
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: The head is. I think about MythBusters, but for some reason,
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: when I picture it, I'm picturing the Impractical Jokers doing
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: the MythBusters like myths like I'm picturing like the impractical Jokers,
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: like trying to pull apart a tech like a two
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: phone books that are intertwined. I don't know. That's just
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: like what my brain goes to. I think it says
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: they're both like filmed similar.
• 16:19
  Speaker 4: But the one dude has like a beret.
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: I don't remember what the MythBusters look like at all.
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: It's like I'm thinking, I'm picturing sal.
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: It's like dude's dressed up like Steve Irwin.
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: I don't know why. I don't know why. That's what
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: my brain goes taking in Murph. Yeah, yeah, no, dude.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: It's two different two different odd cable guys. Yeah, cable
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: white guys. It used to be fucking incredible. You could
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: just have a really good group of friends and get
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: a cable TV show. Oh yeah, that's like there was
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: probably like twenty years of cable where they were just
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: giving out TV shows to groups of friends totally. You
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: just convince people you have a good ass group of friends.
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: There were some good ass shows on cable. Dude, dead
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: Lea's Catch was good, but that so I don't think
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: Deadliest Warrior on Ike that was awesome. That show was awesome.
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: Jesse James versus al Capone.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: That ship was awesome. They were really letting their imagination
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: run wild with the masculine shit. Yeah that was for men. Yeah,
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: but uh I didn't. I never funck with That was.
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: Back when a male swimmer was a male swimmer, if
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: you know what I'm talking about, back when Spike TV
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: was on.
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, can we bring back Spike, bring back Spike TV.
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: I want to see Leah Thomas versus Jesse James Weapon
• 17:30
  Speaker 4: of Choice, Revolver versus.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: They should do Deadliest Warrior and it's a it's a
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: biologically women swimmer versus versu trans swimmer, and they're running
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: like simulations.
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: Where there it's like one hundred women's swimmers.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: Today on Deadliest Warrior. Yeah, that would be awesome.
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: Not to put them in different buckets. A trans trans
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: woman is what I meant.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: I got what you meant.
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: Of course, I just wanted to make sure that all
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: of our trans boy dads are are represented.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and Donald Trump, if you hate trans women so much,
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: who's going to clean your toilets?
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: You hate trans women so much, Who's gonna mow your launch?
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: That's one of the funniest videos I've ever seen.
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: Who's going to flip your burritos?
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: I watched that video like one hundred times this weekend.
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: Who's gonna win the one hundred meter freestyle for America
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: on the world stage?
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, good shit, let some.
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: Chinese woman beat you?
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: What else? What else was it? It was like Deadliest Warrior.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: I watched a lot. I never watched dumb Ways to Die.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: I watched a thousand Ways to Die.
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: Or five six thousand Ways to Die or something like that.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I only watched like one one. Okay, Yeah,
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: that ship was cool though. They just tell stories about death.
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: You're like, whoa, yeah yo.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:00
  Speaker 5: It was like the Man Versus Food era too. Yeah,
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: it was just like that took over everything on TV.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: Man Versus Food just ruined that guy's life, ruined his
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: body and oh yeah at Richman.
• 19:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Silent Library, that's how good good cable TV.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: Bro TV watched a lot of HGTV Property Brothers. He did,
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah with your family, Oh yeah, who would put
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: that on? My mother? A lot of the cooking channel.
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: Mothers love that.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: We watched a lot of Chopped. We used to be
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: a big Chopped house.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: That was a golden era for people just having like
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: a sledgehammer and like taking down a wall. Oh yeah, like, oh,
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: we're going to make this open concept.
• 19:40
  Speaker 8: I'm not going back to college to be your friend.
• 19:42
  Speaker 8: I'm going so I can get uber one for students.
• 19:45
  Speaker 8: It saves you on Uber and Uber eats. I'm there
• 19:47
  Speaker 8: for zero dollar delivery fee on cheeseburgers, up to ten
• 19:50
  Speaker 8: percent off smoothies, and six percent Uber credits back on rides.
• 19:54
  Speaker 8: Just to be clear, I'm there for savings, not whatever
• 19:57
  Speaker 8: you think college is.
• 19:59
  Speaker 9: For Uber one for students, a membership to save on
• 20:02
  Speaker 9: Uber and Uber eats with deals.
• 20:03
  Speaker 6: This good.
• 20:04
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• 20:06
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• 20:09
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• 20:11
  Speaker 4: They probably had cooking shows where they were doing shit
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: like that.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: Shops was great. There was one episode of Chopped where
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: the one of the people on it was I don't
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: know if it was chopped or if it was one
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: of those shows like that, but the this person made
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: it like really far through and she kept on doing
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: like a sob story about having cancer. And then it
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: then like she was like in the semi finals and
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: she admitted that she does not have cancer, and then
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: she shaved her head because her friend has cancer, and
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: they kicked her off and it was so funny. That
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: was like, but that was like we were watching that
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: as a family, and my jaw we were like we
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: were like, what the fuck, like jaw on the floor,
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: being like, how the fuck did that just happen?
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: That's such great television.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: The producers as they found that, oh been so excited. Yeah,
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: you know when barstool Idol Francis had the.
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: Thing with like he had can't he likes get cancer
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: and that I had cancer.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: I don't know if it was a lie or a
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: false positive or what, but I Monday that it was
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: like Monday of the competition that like, oh yeah, and
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: he also found out he just got cancer. And then
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: on like Thursday, as the competition was winding down, he
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: got a phone call.
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: I was like, you don't actually have cancer?
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: That's crazy, Francis. That's a smart move, though, I mean,
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: you can't blame him. It's a power move.
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: It was an incredible move.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I don't know if that's what I'm gonna do.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: When did you guys all go to Chicago next week
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: for the act? Well, that's great because I just found
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: out that I actually have cancer.
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: Says, come just you could come like, no, no, you
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: would have if you wanted me.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: There, Philly anyway, Oh never mind, don't have cancer. Wait
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: for them to invite me and then pull out.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: I can't go to Chicago. I have to go to chemotherapy.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: I have to go get radiation.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: Dude, speaking of radiation, what happened in Chernobyl devastating now?
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: RFK said it was fake.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: RFK is a dumbass.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: RFK said all that shit was just cooked up for
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: the dramatics of the series. Hell no, he's very pro
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: nuclear energy but super anti Wi Fi. Yeah, he's like,
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: nuclear bombs won't kill you, nuclear reactors won't kill you,
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: but Wi Fi will, Like sleeping with your phone next
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: to your head is what will kill you.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: That shit freaks me out a lot. Yeah, that's been
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: the thing they've been saying that forever they've been like,
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: you should put your phone on airplane mode and put
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: it like five feet away from you while you're sleeping.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: I think I'll scroll until is like on top of
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: my head when I'm sleeping.
• 22:34
  Speaker 6: I think I'll get knocked out by dropping it onto
• 22:36
  Speaker 6: my forehead.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: And mine's like under my cheek as I'm sleeping.
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, just a phone imprint of an otter box on
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: the fucking outside of your face.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: Dude, I called my mom on stage? Did I tell
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: you about this? What that? On Friday? When I was no?
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: I I the next morning I was calling to call
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: my I was gonna call Bo, sorry, my buddy Bo. No,
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: I can't say that anymore. I can't say anything. But
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: I was gonna call Bow, my friend. That's for those
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: who don't know, that's one of my good friends. On
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: Sunday and I'm looking through my call history and I'm like,
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: when did I call my mom? And I was like,
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: I don't think I was that drunk last night at all.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: And then I look and it was at nine to
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: forty four and I got on stage at like nine
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: to thirty five.
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: How long was the call?
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: It was like ten seconds long. She was like I
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: just heard you talking and a bunch of people like
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: and like talking because it said it sounded like you
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: were talking to people and then she hung up. She
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: didn't want to ease your up.
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: Oh really Yeah, what if it was like a forty
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: five minute I know she's like taking notes. Yeah, my
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: house was like what when you grew up?
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 23:31
  Speaker 5: You're who is a.
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: Bit damn that's fucking I guess a little bit mortifying
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: popah yeah, or I mean the other alternative of you
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: being so drunk that you called your mom is funny too.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: That would have been a bad one if it was
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: like three am. Some people have relationships with their parents
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: like that. Yeah, that's insane.
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: Those are people who get hooked on hard hard.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: Now No, no, I think that's people Dudere's some people
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: that are just really close to their parents.
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: Talents Yeah, yeah Italian sold Yeah, mom, I had too
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: many bud lights. Pick me up.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah. We live in different states now, they never live
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: in different states. Yeah. Oh yeah. If you're talking to
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: your sleep at your place tonight one it is one
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: house over.
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: Tell your boyfriend to fuck make room on the couch.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: They're always divorced too, totally there always single moms to
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: a great kill, totally to a great fucking kid, great
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: fucking kid. Or people are really.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: Close to their parents when they're young and their parents
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: let them party at their house.
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: That ship's always that's the kids that end up getting
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: hooked on drugs. Eighth grade. Yeah, my mom so being
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: fucking drink tonight in my place.
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: My mom's rolling up some doobies for us. Yeah, I'd
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: rather they do it in the house.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's you're gonna be in my house. You're gonna
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: be safe. I'd rather they do the coch get rushed
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: to the hospital that night.
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: I have the I have the best n in the house. Yeah,
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: getting stabbed in chest with a needle.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: My mom would never let us drink at our house.
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: My mom would never give us narcan out.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: Even when I was in college. Really yeah, well like
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: until I turned twenty one. My mom would never let
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: me and my friends drink.
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: Who does she think she is?
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I was like nineteen and my mom
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: was like, I am I would drank at my house.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: One time. My mom was like, I am not happy
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: with this really, yeah, she was like, this is making
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: me very uncomfortable. Really, I mean she's had this idea
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: that like one of us was going to get like
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: arrested and then like be like, well, we were drinking
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: at this person's house and then like the police were
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: going to come like seize the house from us.
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's bullshit. Do you think that there should be
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: a drinking age in general?
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: Yes? Why anything stupid I've ever done in my life
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: has been from alcohol.
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: But don't you think that there's some merit to the
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: idea that if there's not a drinking age, like people
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: will normalize it at an earlier age. I think people will,
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: But I think, like if you could have a glass
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: wine when you're thirteen years old or some shit like that.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I mean, yeah, I guess, I guess.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: I guess. The one thing that it would do, what
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: it It would definitely decrease the amount of like kids
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: who go to college and start fucking binge drinking out
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: of control for like forty years, because they've already been
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: eased into that lifestyle of like drinking.
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel like the drinking, the like binge drinking
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: culture is a product of the drinking age.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: But I also feel like it's definitely a false narrative
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: that in Europe because the drinking age is like sixteen
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: or eighteen, that they're like, we didn't No one here
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: is binge drinking.
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: No one even gets drunk.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: You guys get fucked up constantly. Yeah, Like what are
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: you talking about? That's like such like a I feel
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: that's like an American idea of Europe that they're all like,
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: we only have one glass of wine. Yeah, it's like no, dude,
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: I know, like I know people from Europe and they're
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: full on alcoholics.
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's like crazy clubs all over the place.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: A French guy dragging his third bottle of wine down
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: the street, ye, like staggering. Yeah, Russians with vodka. Yeah,
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: like you think all like Irish people don't pin and shrink.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: The fuck are you talking about British people at like
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: a pub.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: I've gone out. I mean when I go out with
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: Callum and we went out one time with me and
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: he had two other buddies and they're all from Ireland,
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: like like two that they still live in Ireland. Oh,
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: they're the devil and dude, they drank more than I've
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: ever seen a human being drink, and just guinness the
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: whole time like thirty guinnesses each.
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they started early and and they're like sober. They
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: got a headstart.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, so it's like I don't think that, like
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: and obviously I know Ireland also has the stereo, like
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: the the stereotypical like, well, they drink a lot, but
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: I think a lot of countries drink a lot.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: In South Africa, they said that during COVID they stopped
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: sales of alcohol, and they said that it was like
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: the best thing to happen.
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: For the country.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: I'm sure because there were so many hospitalizations and arrests
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: that never happened because people like have such bad alcohol
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: problems out there. Yeah, and there's the domestic things, self harm,
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: drinking yourself into oblivion. Yeah, I just prohibited it, like
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: our brothers in Saudi Arabia.
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: I urd Saudi Arabia might be it, dude, Sauda might
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: be next up. Alcohol is completely prohibited. Yeah, but they have.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: But what do they all do? They all do fucking
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: opium and shit. I don't think so everyone does. They're
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: all doing something. Everywhere they're doing something. There's not there.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: I think in Saudi Arabia they might all be sober.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: They have free healthcare. So what they're getting anxies for free?
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: No, I don't.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: Everyone's doing drugs, No way they have or they're all
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: like mounted to a fucking hookah twenty four hours a day,
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: like it's a fucking breathing mask.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: I don't think it's Saudi Arabia. I think that they
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: just love God and like the family unit.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: That's a drug. Yeah, it is a drugs, the most
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: powerful drug.
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: Of best, best one around the body of Christ.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: There. I saw. I saw a reel on Instagram yesterday
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: of some girl like drinking in Florence, like dancing in
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: the street with like a bottle of wine, and all
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: the comments were like talking about how it's like Americans
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: ruining the city, and I was like, dude, they drink,
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: everyone drinks.
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: You brought your fucking poison, your small pox blanket of
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: alcohol to our country. Yeah, now look at us.
• 29:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: The most drunk I've ever been was in Italy. Really yeah,
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: throwing up and shitting at the same time.
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: You're that's when you were fifteen.
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: I was probably seventeen. Yeah, damn, throwing up into the
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: bidet and shitting, going explosive diarrhea in the toilet. So
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: so you're happy that you want.
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that was the fucking dream.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and they don't give a shit. They will happily
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: serve a borderline on the version of death. Sixteen year
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: old alcohol. When I was not cutting people off.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: When I was in college, my dad asked me to
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: go to Italy with him. He was like asking me
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: to go like every summer he had like work with
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: some physicists out there.
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: In a.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: Dude I used to go to, Like there was a
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: dude in the movie Oppenheimer, this dude Nicholas Fermi or whatever.
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: I went to his Like my dad just like took
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: me to his lab when I was a kid, like real,
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: it's like a tourist fascination or something like that. But
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: I had like a hat from his lab. It was
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: so fucking it would have played so hard. It was
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: like a big, like boxing nineties hat.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: You got to get that back.
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: I need to fucking find habit. I gotta check when
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: I go home or something. I need to talk to
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: my dad about Oppenheimer because these were probably like all his.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: Hero his friends.
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know if they.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: Made a movie about Oppenheimer about Bob.
• 30:32
  Speaker 4: Bob.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: Bob made the bum but Adam Bob.
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: But when I whenever my dad was saying like, let's
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: go to come to come to Sicily with me, I
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: was like, nah, I want to. I would stay home
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: in the summer.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: That's like such like a like a high school. We
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: might have even talked about that on the show before.
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: Because I don't want to go to fucking Italy, Dad,
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: I want to hang out with my friends.
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: This is stupid as fuck.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: I was like, finally old enough where he thought I
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: was sure enough to enjoy it, and I was like, oh.
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: You're sorely mistake.
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I nowhere near mature enough for this.
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: Eventually I did go out sa Italy with him and
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: it was sweet. We went to I don't even fucking remember.
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: Bro spent some time in Rome, but sometimes it's some
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: other place.
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: Parma, Parma, Parma, very nice where they make the cheese.
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: They hate Americans there. No, Bro, I know you're racked
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: in a fool, No I was.
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: I went to a dinner of like all physicists and
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: like banquet hall style.
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: That's crazy. What do you guys talk about?
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: I was just like one of my first times drinking
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: in front of my dad. I got ship faced. Yeah,
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: cut me off, and.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: They were like it was like Italian Nonah is coming around,
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: just just shoving food down my throat, just with a
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: tennis ball gun, shooting meat balls into my mouth, filling
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: me the fuck up.
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: I want to go to Europe. I uh yeah, I
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: booked my I'm going to Denver in September for pleasure,
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: for plays. Sure, I'm going to one of my buddies
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: lives out there.
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: We're most tings per capita. Yeah, did you hear Drake
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: say that? No, side talk a side talk ass Drake
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: where they had the most tings per capita.
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: And he said Denver. Yeah, that's hilarious.
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: He said Denver, and he's like Scarborough, Man, get.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: On, that's awesome.
• 32:21
  Speaker 5: It's like the biggest density of tings.
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: High density of most tans per capita, tings per square foot.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: That's so funny. We're going to the woods, so I
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: don't know if there'll be any tings out there. There
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: will be unless unless you want to call a fucking
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: good old fashioned brown tree out.
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: Of tin whole white tail deer. Yeah, it will be
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: getting some white tail out there. Yeah, different type, but dude,
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: the ticket was so cheap to Denver because I just
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: booked it in advance. Yeah, you don't have to do
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: shit at the last minute.
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: Humphord.
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: Plus, I would really like to go to I would
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: really want to go to Europe with you.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that'd be fun as fuck.
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: I was looking at this place called grindle Wald in Sweden.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: Very familiar, are you very move Grinderwald?
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: I heard it's a place where time completely stops when
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: you're out there.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: It's like interstellar.
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it slows down, speeds up actually, but I guess
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: on Earth it's it's speeds up for people on Earth,
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: it slows down for them.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: Kind of going through an interstellar thing right now, just
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: trying to work through it, just one day at a time.
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: How do you know about grindle Walds.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: I've never heard of it?
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: Really.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's like a podcast, bro keep.
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: Up, there's a Harry Potter And that was the least
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: funny thing you've ever said. I've heard of the town
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: you're talking about. Oh really, can we relate on that?
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: But there's a Harry Potter wizer called Grindlewald. Yeah, I
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: thought that that's what the fuck they're talking about. But
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: it's supposed to be this fucking beautiful mountain town in
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: the middle of Sweden. I feel like we could do
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: some hiking out.
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: There, really just find god going like the early Fall.
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: Maybe go to Germany for October Fest.
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: Very fun.
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: Does that sound fun?
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: That'd be awesome.
• 33:56
  Speaker 4: Now, I don't know if we pay out of pocket
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: and just do the content out there or Barcelowa paying
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: for ship barcels anymore. Barcelow's gonna make us pay our
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: way into like.
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: They started making us rent the studio to film the podcast.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: They gonna pay one hundred bucks an hour.
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: They're just docking salaries left and right. Oh yeah, it's
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: fucking brutal red tape slashing through our salaries. And they
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: make us pay to come to the meetings that they
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: put on our schedule, a lot of meetings. They're adding
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: some good ass bureaucracy in here.
• 34:30
  Speaker 8: I know.
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: It's very very corporate, as it should be, and as
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: common men, we're just trying to stay common men, you
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: know what I mean?
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, i'd pay to play. Were gonna have a strike,
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: don't should we stage a walk out? Don't let Portnoy
• 34:46
  Speaker 4: hear you say that, dude.
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: In the Oppenheimer, like most.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: Of the people at that time, maybe not most of them,
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: but a lot of the intellectuals and the college circles
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: that he was going to were communists.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: Hate communists.
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: I could see you have it at the time.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: I could see you getting really into communism at the time.
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: I could see you being.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: All it takes is one movie for me to fully
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: form my opinion for the next three months.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you would have been I think, a big just
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: grassroots communist, big local communists. Yeah, going to the meetings
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: with the acronyms. Yeah, we should all just do this together.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: I watched that. I watched Born on the fourth of July.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: For the first half of the movie, I was like,
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: America's the best country in the world. If you're a communist,
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: you should die, And then by the end I was like,
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: the government's fucked. I changed my opinion from the opposite
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: sides of the spectrum twice during that movie. Yes, based
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: on whatever Tom Cruise was saying.
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: That shit was happening to me there, however, too, what.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: My foot fell asleep?
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: Damn it, brother, you want me to wake it up?
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: No, but it's one of the bad ones.
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: Stand up a little bit, hobble around, Let me slap
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: that bitch around a little bit.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: There's no chance that this table is made of graphite,
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: is it? What are the radiation levels in here? I'm
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: watching Chernobyl right now. It's fucking crazy, dude. It seems sick.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: It's awesome. They were like, well, it's not awesome, but
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: it's interesting.
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: And well they just make it. I watched maybe the
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: first like three or four up. Actually, no, I think
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: I watched the whole thing.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I think it's only like six episodes.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: They but they make it seem very gnarly. What's happening
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: to the people?
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: Stand up? Or let me at least that's not how
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: keep gone? Oh looks like hens and Nils. Put your
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: toe towards like that or stop it out a couple
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: of times.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: Don't worry about me, just keep going.
• 36:42
  Speaker 7: Golf season is in full swing and getting out there
• 36:44
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• 36:46
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• 37:07
  Speaker 4: When I was a little boy, I'd see my dad
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: get dead legs and stuff like that, and I'd be like,
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: oh my god, Yeah, this is embarrassing to be around.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: It's the worst feeling. Charlie Horse is bad. Hands are
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: the worst. I feel like I wake up every single
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: morning and for the first thirty minutes I'm just like, really,
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: oh yeah, every day.
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: It's probably the graphight.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: It's probably the graphight. It's also because I sleep on
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: my arm and the mold I put my I put
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: my arm like that and I sleep on it, and
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: then I wake up in this hand. It's just like
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: completely numb.
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: That's you're begging for shoulder and spine problems. Yeah, you're
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: begging for the worst.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: But I really need to get it's one of those
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: box pillows. Which few pillows, which one you don't ever get?
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: The Instagram hads for those things.
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: Is are the ones that you get on the plane
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: where you like suck your own dick.
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: You like, No, it's literally just like it's just a
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: massive cube. It's like the cube from Transformers. Yeah, we're
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: seeing Transformers, have you? Uh? The first one you don't
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: know with the cube is bro I don't.
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: Know I saw it so long.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: The hell with the cubas either you got a big
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: old bad sounds like you just want a two hundred
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: fifty dollars gift card though, Oh yeah yeah kind of. Yeah,
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: I've never seen well you put your head in that. No,
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: that's insane.
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: That looks terrible.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: That is not what I was talking about. That is nuts.
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: But that's the people have those planes.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: You like lock your hands in. Yeah, that that's crazy.
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: That's that's like an office job thing. Like they're gonna
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: start they're gonna start dishing those out on offices. Planes
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: would be good.
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: But Pete, I tried one on the plane.
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: They suck. Yeah, it looks insane. Yeah, I was kidding.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: I'm never actually gonna buy one of those things. The
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: ads always just crack me up.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: I've bought many a type of like weird ass pillow. Yeah,
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: most recent one was like there's like it's like silk
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: on the outside.
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: With like tube like prongs. Yeah, and it like is
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: in a U shape, but shape like a fucking sweet
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: electric guitar or something like that.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: That's crazy, so dumb.
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: What the fuck. That's how people trying to people to
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: sleep on their tummy. All right, let's fucking buy them.
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: I actually would rock one of those. Imagine your house
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: getting broken into and you got one of those things on.
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: He says, more than your mattress broken.
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: That's how much is your mattress. You inherited your mattress.
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: That's fucking terrible, as We'll just pick one up off
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: the side of the street.
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: Dude, cheap furniture, and she like it's crazy. How far
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: are you? And like long you'll hold on to cheap
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: furniture if you need.
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: To Amazon everything, dude, Amazon couch, Amazon chairs, Amazon TV.
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: Otherwise it's the most expensive shit in the world.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: I have an Amazon Basic toothbrush.
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: It's probably this probably works fine, right, probably some tiny
• 39:46
  Speaker 4: hands out and fucking made.
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I got Amazon silverware plates.
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: I went and looked at tables yesterday, Like a kitchen
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: table costs twelve thousand dollars. No, literally, Yeah, it's like
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: an outlook.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: That's because you go to real places.
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: No, I went to an outlet.
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: Still got to be Amazon everything.
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying. You have to go to get.
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: A normal table for like three hundred bucks.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: And that's what I went to the outlet stores. I
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: went to Industry City where like all the outlets are.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: It was like Francis told me to go here. It's
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: like kitchen Concepts or some shit like that.
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was the most expensive most It's like a barstool.
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: It's like twenty four hundred dollars.
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, that's you're going the wrong places. Like that table,
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: this table right here. I if me and you both
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: tried to find this table, the one that I would
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: get would be thirty dollars. The one that you would
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: get would be like like a dude in fucking Alaska
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: like chopped down a tree and chiseled it down, or
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: they just like lied about it. It's like resanded one
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: that they picked up off of a street corner. Yeah,
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: and it would be like twenty thousand dollars.
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: It's not me that likes it, it's women.
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: Now you like it? No? Do you love it? No? Yeah?
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: You fucking like it? Dude. There's gonna be no going back.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: Once you get money, You're gonna get money, and you're
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: gonna you're gonna come completely. There will be no like
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: going back to low maintenance sasas. And that's just coming fast.
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: It's not. Yes, it is. It's not coming fast at all.
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: I will say I have upgraded to Comfort Plus. That's
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: that's my new thing.
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: And you ain't going back where it's on that.
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: I go back, I go back. I mean, I was
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: in thirty I was in the thirty eight sol in Atlanta.
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: But comfort plus, dude, I'm just my legs are too
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: long to be in those tiny ass seats. Yeah, yeah,
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: I feel you, bro, you you deserve it, and I
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: gotta be in the aisle. But I'm in the window
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: both ways. In Denver, dude, the flights to Denver are
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: there's almost all of them were sold out.
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: And it's so far away.
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: I know, is there like a convention or some shit
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: happening in Denver, like a in September? In September, I
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: have no fucking idea. It's just primetime fishing or the Broncos.
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: Broncos Yo, Broncos Nation, Let's ride, Broncos Country. What do
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: they say, let's ride? Is it? What do they say?
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: Broncos Country?
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: I think that's what Roseall Wilson just said that one
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: stupid fucking video is awesome. The Broncos coach has been
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: talking a ton of shit, though, you've heard even talking
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: shit on the Jets.
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: I've heard on our Jets and Aaron Rodgers said, keep
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: my coach's name out of your mouth.
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: People getting defensive about their coach is so.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: Funny, especially when you've been You've been. You haven't even
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: played a game on the team yet.
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: That's how I feel when people talk shit about barstool comedy, like,
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: keep my GM's name out of here fucking mouth. No
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: one talks shit on my GM.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: You don't even know. The barsol comedy has no ceiling.
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: It will never fail.
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: No, no one fucking talks about my GM.
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: You don't talk shit about my GM. I'm in the comments.
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: Keep my GM's name out of your fucking.
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: Mouths GM, that's my quarterback. So funny.
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: What was the Saquon? What was what the Saquon deal?
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but I draft play in my fantasy
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: draft me too. You want to get in a fantasy
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: football league together.
• 42:45
  Speaker 4: I'm already in my own with who just by myself whatever.
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: I'm going to be in like six leagues, so I'll
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: get in another one with you.
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: No, I'm just playing by my I have two teams
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: and I'm competing against them.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: I was fantasizing yesterday about having Stephen Chay and me
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: just have all the teams in the league.
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: Every week, me and Steven cha are playing against each other.
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: That would be awesome. That is the dream you already drafted.
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: I did one of them just because I couldn't fucking
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: I couldn't wait.
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: I couldn't wait any longer.
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: I joined a like a public. I joined a public.
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: I did that twice last year. I just wanted to
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: get a drafted.
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: I might get it. I'm gonna do a mock draft today. Probably.
• 43:19
  Speaker 4: I did a mock draft before. I like my mock
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: way better than I like my my publicly.
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I got like all the usually how it goes,
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: my mock is always better.
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: My mock ruled.
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: I was a fucking genius with the mock. But you
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: know I got taekwon what the Adams all.
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: The don't know how hard he's gonna be working with
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: only eleven million dollars this year. Yeah, but he's he's
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: for that next contract next year. But he could just
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: coast this year. He's going to get that hundred mill
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: next year.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: He's never getting in there. Running back is never going
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: to get a hundred million dollars.
• 43:46
  Speaker 4: Again, you don't hear Yego fucking shaking his head at you.
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: Diego, you don't know Ball, don't try and come in
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: here acting like you know Ball.
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: He's a Giants fan, bro.
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, But people they're always doubting their own team.
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: I mean, I would doubt the Giants too. They suck ass.
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: The Giants are the future of maybe like the XFL
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: or whatever that other league is.
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: Dude, sneakily, the Saints could have a good year this.
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: Year, says, you're looking nice and you're looking.
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: Grod Well, they just have a weak ass schedule.
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: I put twenty K on the Patriots to win the
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: Super Bowl.
• 44:15
  Speaker 4: I saw that.
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and people are like, SaaS doesn't have money. Uh,
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: he got twenty k at thirty to one.
• 44:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, SaaS stands to win six hundred thousand dollars.
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: Whatever. I don't even fucking sweat it.
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's no fucking big deal.
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: Who gives a fuck anyway?
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: I wonder what the Patriots Dodge really are.
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: I don't know, probably long as how I'm usually I'm
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: more of I like to wait until preseason is like
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: a little bit like halfway through, until I start putting
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: down my.
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: Futures probably long as fucking SaaS his legs and fucking
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: comfort plus.
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: I know, I also I got the good comfort plus
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: the one that's up that's up front. That's that's the
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: real comfort plus. What do you mean comfort plus upfront? Dude,
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: that's when you got the fucking wall in front of you.
• 44:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I don't like that wall.
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: I love the wall because I I don't watch TV
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: on planes.
• 45:03
  Speaker 4: I watched TV.
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: I just listen to music. You do, Yeah, what window
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: and think, Well, I'm always on edge, especially if I'm
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: in the exit roal. You gotta be focused. You gotta
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: be planning for the worst at all time.
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, getting me another cup of Joe over here, get
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: a little sleepy, and we're coming up on some turbulence.
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: Gotta be prepared for the worst at all times. Yeah.
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: I like to get up in the middle of the
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: flight and go, okay, guys, if you weren't listening before,
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: your seat cushion does double down as a life vest,
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: he refrash. Yeah, when the oxygen masks draw, please put
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: yours on first and then get the little ones next.
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: The seat safety is priority. I get real focused.
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: I know you do. I fucking know you do, dude.
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: I was supposed to go out to California at the
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: end of this week. I was excited for Holly.
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: I was about to rack up miles, and now my
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: fucking trips are getting compounded.
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: It's pissing me off.
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: Dude.
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: I need to schedule a bunch of travel. That's why
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to go to Grendel Walls.
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: Sweeten. If you think you're hitting Diamond, I got bad
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: news for you. You'd be lucky if you get I bet
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: I I bet I hit it. You'd be lucky if
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: you get silver next year, bet I hit it. No,
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: not even a chance, I bet I do. I'm pretty
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: much already got silver locked in.
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: I need my Bennies.
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: You're not gonna get You're not gonna get Diamond. I
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: need you need like a thousand more miles till you
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: get Diamond. Fuck off, dude, and we are I mean
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: we're coming up close on that deadline.
• 46:29
  Speaker 5: No we're not.
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what have we got? Five more months?
• 46:33
  Speaker 4: Shut the fuck up?
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: I would be nervous.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: August, September, October, November, December. Five more months.
• 46:40
  Speaker 4: Fuck and I already Oh man, whatever, it's just it's
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: always on the back of my mind. It's almost just
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: floating right there.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: In my month, Dude, I had people I had a
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: guy coming fucking hang up my uh my TVs, and
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: I was just like tweeting some casual joke about it.
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I saw that was funny people.
• 47:02
  Speaker 4: But now people were like, you're not hanging your own TVs.
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: No one hangs their own TVs.
• 47:06
  Speaker 4: Dude, how am I about to hang of seventy five
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: inch TV?
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: I don't even hang up my TVs. I just lean
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: them against the wall. Yeah.
• 47:16
  Speaker 4: What people are like, fuck.
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: Is mounting their own TVs.
• 47:19
  Speaker 4: I'm so tired of fucking any response I get on
• 47:22
  Speaker 4: Twitter to like the most obvious Joe. Yeah, it's like
• 47:25
  Speaker 4: I try to tip these guys in in like Instagram
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: captions or something like that. People are like, you're the
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: worst type of human being.
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just I think a lot of shit is
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: making its way into the algorithm of people that don't
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: follow you and don't know that you're Joe.
• 47:36
  Speaker 4: A lot of people were following me.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: It's like people are just the smoothest, dumbest brains. I
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: had to pay this much for fucking ice cream, Like, well,
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: once you get the fuck out of the country, then yeah, yeah,
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: what happening to be an American? What the fuck is
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: happening right now?
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: We're on the verge of another civil war strictly from Twitter.
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: Who again, who? Though, I think it's gonna be. I
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: think it's gonna be multiple different groups.
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: The next civil war will be fought with rocks. Man. Yeah,
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: I don't know how they're gonna fight World War three,
• 48:04
  Speaker 4: but rocks.
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: Your Barretta, yeah, your girl gun Barretta is not a
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: girl gun.
• 48:10
  Speaker 4: Barrettas are like this.
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: Big Barrettas is what the United States military used to use.
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: Brother Barrettas are literally they were marketed for women.
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: No, they were were marketed for for soldiers.
• 48:22
  Speaker 4: No, yeah, women soldiers.
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: The Barretta, Yeah, there's a Why is it red?
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: That's not what bretta as a Christian lubaton.
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: Bro it's not what a Bretta looks like. Barrettas are literally,
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: couldn't even buy that red bretta if you wanted to.
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: He looks like it.
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the Barretta by the big boots.
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: What the what does the military use now for pistols? Glocks?
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: They do not use Desert eagles.
• 48:48
  Speaker 4: But that's not that's not a pistol.
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: The US military does not use desert eagles. Why not,
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: because that's not that's like a fucking hand cannon. Dude,
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: No one's using that ship desert You use that in
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: call of duty? String.
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: Maybe I'm a misunderstanding what a desert eagle is.
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: You're talking like a guy who's never been in close combat,
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: close quarters combat. You gotta be you gotta be ready
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: to like, no.
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: Kick, Why would it be called a desert eagle.
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: Desert eagle, It's like that's it is a handy Yeah,
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: hand cannon, bro, I'm more of a five hundred magnum
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: guy revolver.
• 49:28
  Speaker 4: Is desert eagle better than glock?
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah? I mean I'm sure a desert eagle would.
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: Desert very heavy, but it can fire much more powerful rounds.
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, that's not accuracy. I'm talking about killing a
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: human being. You're not killing a fucking bear.
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: What's the difference.
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: Oh man, I don't have time for this bullshit right now.
• 49:49
  Speaker 4: You don't fucking know with your little girl gun.
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: Bro, Desert eagles like the go to side arm and
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: call of duty. Everyone's rocking a desert eagle. You would
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: not be rocking a desert eagle and in close quarters combat,
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: and that's a promise.
• 50:01
  Speaker 4: What kind of close quarters combat military?
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: Military? Or in the streets if you're getting pulled up
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: on by like six terrorists you want to have? I
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: mean usually me, I would go, I'm sixteen primary secondary.
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: I would probably go with a ten milimeter block or Barretta.
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: I guess if they're if that's what they're still supplying.
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: You gotta be thinking about jams. You gotta be thinking
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: about reload time.
• 50:25
  Speaker 4: What's the fastest reload for you? No, for you?
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: For me, for a quick reload for a train, for
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: a trained professional train pro.
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, not my dumb ass.
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: Block nine easy? Really? Yeah? Mook? How fast was I
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: reloading those things? Too fast?
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: I would have Mook reload magazines for me out to go.
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: MUK magazine needed more bags?
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: I got a jam.
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  Speaker 4: Have you seen the TikTok videos of the dudes like
• 51:13
  Speaker 4: at war from like the Iraqi War or whatever, like
• 51:16
  Speaker 4: clearing rooftops and shit like that.
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: No, I used to see the ones when I had
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: TikTok of the Ukraine War.
• 51:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, the Iraqi War.
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: Like some of the dudes that are just like up
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: on roofs, like clearing roofs, Like their uniforms are baggy
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: on them, they like don't bend at the waist like
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: they were clearly just like thrown into the war.
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Like these.
• 51:37
  Speaker 4: Are just like they're not like tactically moving through like
• 51:40
  Speaker 4: you expect. I've seen dudes and movies move more like
• 51:43
  Speaker 4: tactical than these like random ass dudes moving around on roofs.
• 51:45
  Speaker 4: But that's how we were giving it up. Yeah, must
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: have been a fucking sweet time.
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Also they say I forget where someone they were
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: saying somewhere that like the problem with like, uh, like
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: the terrorists or I guess I don't know if terrorism
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: is as big as it was.
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: Terrorism's dead, bro, that's get's old anyway, it's old news.
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: But I think it was like with al Qaeda, it
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: was those guys they were fighting because they they had
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: so much passion, they believed so much in what they
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: were doing, and also the more that they would get killed,
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: the more people would.
• 52:18
  Speaker 4: Enroll. That's why after nine to eleven. You think you
• 52:21
  Speaker 4: would have signed up after nine to eleven. Hell no,
• 52:25
  Speaker 4: if you were of age, No, you wouldn't have been paid.
• 52:28
  Speaker 4: You wouldn't have been like galvanized by.
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: Those podcasts to be recorded.
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: Brother, this was before podcasts. This is twenty this is
• 52:34
  Speaker 4: two thousand and one. Imagine that you were like Radio
• 52:37
  Speaker 4: eighteen or like like twenty years old in two thousand
• 52:40
  Speaker 4: and one. No, you wouldn't have enlisted. No, why because.
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: I don't want to go to the fucking war. But
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: you don't want to defend your country. You weren't even
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: defending our country. Who were defending our country that had
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: nothing to do with fucking nine to eleven to steal
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: their oil. You wouldn't have wanted some research, bro, You
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: wouldn't have wanted to kill bin Leyden. No, they were
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: even trying to kill bin Laden in the beginning. They're
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: trying to kill Saddam Hussein, so fucked up. They were like, yeah,
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: we're gonna make this about Saddam, Like, yeah, we got to.
• 53:10
  Speaker 4: Kill the afghanies and ben Laden dude in the looming
• 53:13
  Speaker 4: sator in the background, Yeah, h.
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude in the Looming Tower. They were like they
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: like nine to eleven happens, and they're pretty much like, yeah, what,
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: clearly this is something bin laden and they were like like, no, no,
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: we want to make this about Stam Hussein. Like it's
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: like they straight up said that, and I mean, I'm
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: sure it was different in real life, but in the
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: show they said that.
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: They Yeah, I feel like they can just go to
• 53:33
  Speaker 4: they go to war with whoever they want to.
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they'll just be like, yeah, there's actually aliens going
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: to war with Saddam Hussein. That's why I wonder who,
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: why why they announced the aliens last week? I wonder
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: what they're covering up?
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: Something bad?
• 53:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, something crazy is about to happen. That fucking sy
• 53:48
  Speaker 4: off that they're hitting us with.
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. The aliens thing was interesting. I don't.
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: I didn't listen to it, did you.
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: I saw clips of it and that was over him
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: so so fast. I just need I need the hard
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: proof of like you're gonna be like.
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: They're gonna be saying there's aliens, give us like one
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: picture of an alien. Right, it's being like know what
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: to look for.
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: And the guy was even like I can't say. I
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: can't even tell you how crazy it was the ship.
• 54:12
  Speaker 4: That me and my wife saw. It sounds like you
• 54:14
  Speaker 4: were at like hedonism too, got blacked out on rum
• 54:17
  Speaker 4: on like a hot day and like stumbled out of
• 54:20
  Speaker 4: your like swingers party and like saw like the headlights
• 54:23
  Speaker 4: of a car or some shit like that. The shit
• 54:25
  Speaker 4: that I saw, fucking it was violent, all right, then
• 54:29
  Speaker 4: take a picture of it.
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: So only one dude saw it. They're saying that multiple
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: people generally don't know anything about it.
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: Multiple people testified and uh with testimony from like a
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: lot of military guys.
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: So they said that they're that the UFOs are real,
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: and they said that aliens are real. Yeah, and they
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: confirmed that, Yeah, that's crazy, and that.
• 54:51
  Speaker 4: Only five percent of them are reported or.
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, that's so funny. Some stupid shit I
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: saw that part.
• 54:58
  Speaker 4: How do they even know that?
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 55:00
  Speaker 4: How do they know what's not being reported.
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: Because they're not aliens?
• 55:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah they're Mexican dudes.
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, fucking a man. I don't know. It's interesting. I
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: would like to I'd like to see an alien for sure,
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: Like maybe we get some put them in a zoo
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: or something. Yeah, that would be fucking crazy. I hope
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: the Federal exists.
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: Aliens and zoos. Yeah, it's way more likely that they
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: put us in zoos. You think, if they can get here.
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: But why it's all the all the idea that we
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: have of aliens is all fiction totally. Why would they like,
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: we don't know they're gonna come here and be like
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: we're going to destroy the entire planet, Like, why would
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: they want to do that? Because that's what we've done,
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: so they'll probably like let them destroy it. I think that.
• 55:41
  Speaker 4: Well, but if like, uh, I doubt.
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: They need the same resources as us.
• 55:45
  Speaker 4: I feel like any cell wants to like dominate, stay
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: alive as possible, and eliminate potential pressers on Earth.
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: Any cell on Earth any nice as hell?
• 55:56
  Speaker 4: Well, what makes you think that they'd be like nice?
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: I don't know, you hoped that they would. Maybe they're
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: made of different cells than everything on Earth.
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: Is, but like they still would want him stay alive,
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: Like they still have shown if they're like coming here,
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: they've shown the instinct to stay alive.
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: Maybe they don't fear God ever, think about that.
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: They need to sit down and go to Hillsong. Yeah,
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: go to Justin Bieber's Church.
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: A man who a man who does not fear a law,
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: I will never truly die. Holy shit, isn't that a quote? Right?
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: Didn't I say that a couple episodes? Yeah? Kind of remember,
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: I've kind of moved on from my from my Arabic
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: phase way more into space.
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: Man who fears God will never die SaaS Mohammed not
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: to say the payeah, sorry, Mouhammad. I guess the prophet
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: allows the God. So I guess they all said it,
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: the prophet Muhammad.
• 56:47
  Speaker 4: Can we say? Can we say his name?
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: The prophet Mohammed?
• 56:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess we could say his name?
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: Why would we not be able to.
• 56:52
  Speaker 4: My door guy? My old building was named Mohammed, And
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: when we told him that we were leaving.
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: He cried, really yeah, he loves us so much. That's
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: He's like, you, are you starting a business? Can I
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: come work for you?
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: Really? Yeah? Damn?
• 57:05
  Speaker 4: I was like, damn, I'm sorry. I don't have a
• 57:06
  Speaker 4: business like that.
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's awesome. I got no one, really, I got
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: no one in my apartment that I'm attached to. Yeah,
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: you could just leave. I don't even have any idea.
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: My name is below me smoke weed and it comes
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: up into my apartment and it pisses me off.
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: He comes into your apartment.
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: It just did al it goes up. Oh the weed does. Yeah.
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: And they've been they're like, whoever it is is like
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: a musician, and they've been singing the same song every
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: single day for probably the months.
• 57:29
  Speaker 4: Now, how's it go?
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: I don't know. You think they're trying to write something,
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: not even like a song. It's like a tune.
• 57:34
  Speaker 4: Maybe they're writing something.
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: I don't know. They're pretty good, Yeah, yeah, what kind
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: of music? But I still stomp real loud.
• 57:40
  Speaker 4: You stump to the beat?
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: No, I stomp like shut the fuck up? Yeah, Now
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: I don't stompa.
• 57:49
  Speaker 4: Play a trumpet at them?
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 57:51
  Speaker 4: Leaning into the ground.
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 57:54
  Speaker 4: Did that in that movie Tar Tar about that woman director.
• 58:00
  Speaker 4: It's actually a fire movie.
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: Have I seen that?
• 58:03
  Speaker 4: It was nominated for an oscar last year?
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, I haven't seen that, have I sounds very familiar.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: It's about a predatory lesbian, m M, A lesbian that
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: always fucks the women underneath her. It's like Harvey Weinsteam,
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: but for super Ruo owners.
• 58:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that type of vibe.
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: I love a good Supero bro, you know me, Super
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: room pressa dream car, I know.
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: And that's what makes you think that you do well
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: in the in the community, lesbian community. Yeah, yeah, definitely,
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: I'll roll with the pack lesbians. Yeah yeah, I'm trying
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: to add a wheelchair guy.
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're trying to add a wheelchair I'm trying to
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: let add a lesbian. That would make our crew so
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: completely we would be a wild crew. Yeah, two straight
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: white dudes, a lesbian and a wheelchair guy.
• 58:47
  Speaker 4: And I need like short haired lesbian, yeah, flannel shirt.
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: Someone who's looking to get like in the mud for.
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: Us, Like a lesbian that's gonna hit like seven hundred
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: in the softball Yeah yeah, just like fucking but that's
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: like a vacuum at third base, just like getting dirty like.
• 59:05
  Speaker 4: That that dips. I need a lesbian that's like smitting, yeah, fucking.
• 59:09
  Speaker 4: We need to put on an application.
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: Like we're looking for a lesbian who was willing to
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: get in the mud, someone who's looking at crack skulls
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: like they're they're they're fine with cracking skulls and we'll
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: bail them out every time, and then we'll put up
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: the bond.
• 59:22
  Speaker 4: And Greer said that he has a wheelchair guy for
• 59:25
  Speaker 4: me really.
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well we'll have to do like a screening of course.
• 59:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I his profile looked good except for he
• 59:31
  Speaker 4: was he was lifting weights in the one thing and
• 59:33
  Speaker 4: he was using a Smith machine.
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't kind of whacked wheelchair guy. We need
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: a uschine guy.
• 59:39
  Speaker 4: I was like, bro hit a freeway. Yeah, yeah, come on,
• 59:42
  Speaker 4: Smith machine. Huh.
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: We have an intern that's no wheelchair like permanently.
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: Or that's Greers guy. Yeah, that's who I'm talking about.
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: He was using the Smith machine. His golf shot look great,
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: but I mean, like, come on, bro Smith machine.
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: And we're also going to need some sort of proof
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: that it's a permanent thing. Oh, I don't want a
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: guy who like broke his leg. A friend Yeah, I
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: just got diagnosed with wheelchair Yeah, I can show you
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: a picture of him.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: He is, but he looks like he and Greer said
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: he texts him every morning with positivity, which is what
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: I'm looking for at my wheelchair guy.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 4: Oh, he's taking cold showers. He's about to do an
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 4: Alcatraz whim.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: He seems a little too motivated for our crew.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 4: Forty degree water he's getting lowered.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 5: In would be the most active out of anybody in
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 5: the ground.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: It's it damn.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I gotta ship show him lifting weights. Yeah, bro,
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 4: do you see a smith machine?
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: Though in good form he's.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 4: Repping it too, which it makes you think he could
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 4: go up and run. It's like a lot of weight.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: Fuck, how much weight was that?
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 4: It's a I think he's a flat bench four fifty.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: How many forty five's were on that? It looks like two.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: I want just two forty five's, ninety on each side,
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: and so on twenty five and then there was twenty.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 4: Five, twenty five yeah, five so yeah, yeah, his mother
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 4: myth So it's like but.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: Seventy five on the and he was wrapping that out.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he was right.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: He's a right.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 4: So that's what I mean. I feel like he would
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 4: be good for if we get.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: Him in the crew we made. We could get go
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: for a more of a frail lesbian for sure.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 4: No, because he's.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: Gonna he's looking like he's definitely getting willing to get
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: in the mud.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: Now, frail lesbians have the wrong sensibilities. I want someone
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: that can like eat a burger within one minute. Yeah,
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: like someone that's like drinks a lot of milk. Yeah,
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: chugs milk belches, slaps you on the back, like makes
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: fun of you for me. Bud Light even though she's gay,
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: hates it that ship.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: She's not like other lesbians. Yeah, it's kind of what
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: I want. It's not your typical lesbi like someone with.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: Like nineties sideburns like Vince pall or some ship like
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: that family like fucking just long, nasty ones. I feel
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: like that's like, if girls can have a gay best friend,
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: where is the market for these lesbians?
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 4: I wanted to hang out with bros like us. Do
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 4: you think they want to?
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 10: Uh?
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 4: No, damn bro hard out here For a straight, straight
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 4: white male, it's never been harder. That might be true?
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 4: Is that true? Is that true? I'm trying to think
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 4: of a harder time in history for a straight white male.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: It's the hardest ever been for me, that's for sure.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 4: And you're as straight in as white as they come.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: Fucking Huntsville and Ontario. Please my tickets for my don't
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: know what I've been going through. Please get tickets in
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: phil seez out of the ac squeeze.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 4: Out of they ac not. You couldn't make it to
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 4: drag brunch.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: You can't go to drag Brunch in Huntsville.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 4: They definitely like blew up the building when they got
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 4: everyone inside that drag brunch.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: No, they were like, they were like it's they were like,
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: it sells out. Yeah. Yeah, it's like a huge thing.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 4: They drag their ass in this city.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: Like every comedy club is doing drag brunches now. It's huge.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: Philly Helium doesn't right.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it plays.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: I mean I think it's just like a fun ass.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 4: It is fun.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: I used to I went to drag ship on like
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: South Beeach or whatever. I used to go on South
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: Bay perform. Yeah, nah, don't perform. I don't want to
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: steal out the rag.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 4: It's fun. It's fun to go with like women. Women
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 4: love it and anything that women.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: Dudes love it.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well the dudes love it, love it, but the
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: women they just want to go like and like wear
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: a pink cowboy hat.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 4: All the girls who went to the Barbie movie dressed
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 4: up were just wearing their outfits from drag brunch.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, everyone's been walking around in pink. Yeah.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 4: I saw a girl go in with a pink Barretta
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 4: really shoot up the theater.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Barretta, she was.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 4: Like a cute a cute, uh mass shooter.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: He was like in reality that movie where she is
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: the pink Ar fifteen. I don't think I saw it, Bro,
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: you've seen it. You actually told me about it?
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 4: Reality, Oh reality Winter.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: Sidney Sweeney, Yeah, yeah, yeah, do you have any guns?
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: I have a Pinkar fifteen.
• 1:04:21
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• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: That movie was actually thought that movie was good. You
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: said you didn't like it.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 4: I don't like it. I don't like how sequential it was.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: Like the fact that they did a direct transcript made
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: it feel like a play, and I fucking hate.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: Plays in all sorts of text messages Right now that
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: I don't My agent just texted me and say, do
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: you play video games? I don't even know what that
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: could possibly be about.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 4: But how does he know? So little about you.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: No, he's probably joking, but I don't know what it
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: could be about. He's not joking. No, he jokes. We laugh,
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: We kud it.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 4: Was so what's the punchline of that joke?
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm sure it's going to go somewhere.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: He's probably probably working on it right now. It's about
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: drafting it. Yeah, sass, bullshit, you just booked Madden. No
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: Call of Duty? That would be my dream come true.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 2: They put me in the campaign like Kevin's face skin,
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: I got the SASKI. Have you ever seen Kevin's facey
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: and the Call of Duty?
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 4: No?
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a there's a little boys school up up here. Yeah. No,
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: there's a boys school up up the way here. And
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: do you get to get killing the only part of
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: the movie that he's in.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 4: Do you get to kill him?
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: Kevin Spacey? Yeah? I know he's an ally.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 4: Why the hell is he talking about little boys schools?
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 2: Wasn't he like, yeah, he's a little boy molester? What
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: the look up? Look up? The little look up? The
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: boys school. I don't think he says little boys. I
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: think it's just as a boys school.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 4: There's a boys school up the way here ask them
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 4: how they peel their bananas.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: I ask them how they peel their bananas. I don't
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: even know what that could mean.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 4: I just said, it's That's what he said to Marty Mush.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 2: He said that to Marty Mush.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 4: He asked Marty Mush how he peels his banana at
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 4: Like the Crafty Table when they were working on the
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 4: show together.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: Marty Mush and Kevin Spacey were working on a show together.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: Yet Mush was an extra at Like the Crafty Table,
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: and Kevin Spacey came up to him and asked him how.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 4: He peeled his bananas? What the fuck?
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: I know exactly. And you're celebrating this man just because
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: he was in your precious video game.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 2: I'm not celebrating him. I'm saying it's funny that he
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: was in it. That because then it turned out that
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: he was a child molester.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 4: Tell your agent that, dude, Yeah, I will.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: No, I don't really fuck with the video game industry
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: ever since Kevin Spacey, ever since Kevin Spacey was fucking
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: molesting Marty Mush. I'm gonna find the clip Kevin Spacey
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: Boys School Call of Duty mook.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 4: With the Alexander Charles sweatshirt, light work.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: Oh shit, he's in a lot of it. He's got
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: twenty five minutes. Yeah, that sucks. Maybe this is maybe
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: this was a meme. Maybe I got maybe I got
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 2: duped here.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 4: There was a boys school up the road. I want
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 4: you to suck off these boys bananas.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: You would have did it too. You'll do anything they
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: say in a campaign of a video game. Your next
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: mission is to find this all boys.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah it is this. There's a great junior high just
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: up the road. Year that might be fake, though, I
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: hope this is.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 5: Like one clause as he can write his lines.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: All right, Let's see it. Let's see if he says it.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 4: Let's see if he actually says it.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: It's just a video of the hippopotamus farting. I don't
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: know why that's in the beginning of the video. So
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: the whole ten first ten seconds is just a hippopotamus farting,
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 2: and then and then it goes to Kevin's Spacey wow, Okay,
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 2: we'll say we got duped again. Can't fucking win these days,
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: can you? It's never been harder to be a straight
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: white male.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: I know it's bullshit. Even even the predators get more
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: respect than us. Even the predators don't wind up in jail.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: It's fucked bullshit. The whole country's fucked.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: Ice cream for fourteen dollars. I don't know what people
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: expecting me to do about the fourteen dollars ice cream.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: Bro, you're living in a luxury life and you're surprised
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 2: by the price.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 4: I'm allowed to bitch about it.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: How to fucking reevaluate?
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 4: I can't bitch about it.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: Tables are twelve thousand dollars, not to the not to
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: the cut guys. I know not all of us are
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 2: common men. Here, I'm talking to the listener right now.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: We still got one common men on the show and
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: in barstool. Twelve thousand dollars for a table is not normal, brother,
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: Fifteen dollars for an ice cream comes not normal.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 4: I went up going to ice cream. I was in
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 4: a pinch.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: You're living in apartment You're living in an apartment complex
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: with two with two apartments in it. That's when you
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: got half the You have half the building.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 4: No, yeah, there's four apartments.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: You got your own floor? Yeah yeah, dude, that's that's
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 2: not common.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 4: I don't have my own floor. The fuck talk about.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: I went up to the ice cream truck and the
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: prices weren't listed. The guy in front of me got
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: his milkshake and they were always was not three hundred
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: and fifteen dollars, And I laughed at him too.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 4: I was like, you hear this guy, This guy got
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 4: charged fifteen dollars. That could never happen to me.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 2: It wasn't a good looking ice cream cone.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 4: It was big, No, it wasn't. It was fucking tiny.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: They should have died that shit sky high. And the
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: guy like laughed at us as we walked away paying
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: for it.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 2: Fifteen dollars for an ice cream cone, dude, Like a
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: gallon of ice cream costs like eight bucks.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 4: And this is soft serve ice cream. Yeah, Like you
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 4: could buy an ice cream truck for fifteen dollars. Fifteen dollars.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 4: It's like a sprinkle of powder and like a fucking
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 4: a sprinkle of like condensed milk. Yeah, and then a
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 4: gallon of water and that's all it took to make
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 4: that ice cream fifteen dollars.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 2: I walked by an ice cream truck the other day.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 2: I don't think any truck on Earth gives off as
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 2: much exhaust as an ice cream truck right now because
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: it has like there's a whole fucking restaurant in there,
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 2: and you got to keep everything cold and keep the
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: ac on.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 4: God forbid, they're making milkshakes inside of there. They have
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 4: a whole milkshake machine, two swirly soft serve machines.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: Shit is fucked.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 5: Have you ever walked by like the bar Mitsva tank.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 2: I don't even know what that could possibly be.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 5: It's literally as big ass truck.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 4: It's called that's what Hitler called the gas chamber, the
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 4: bar mitz.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, no, there's jokes to be had. It's a big
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 5: fucking like truck blaring like Barmesva music. It's called the
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 5: misfa tank.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: Is that? Oh, it's like one of those like Nashville, Yeah,
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 2: something like that party.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 5: It's like a party bus for a bar miss. It's
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 5: right outside the art like Washington, the Washington Square Park.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 4: People go crazy for bar mitzvahs.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 5: It's crazy.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 2: You should get a bar Mitzvah tank. Do an episode
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 2: from one. I would.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 4: Actually, you're gonna have to get us in there. Yeah,
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 4: I know, I feel like you, uh, what what was
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 4: your bar missfe Like that's a serious question.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: I didn't have a bar mitzvah because I'm not like Jewish. Dude,
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 2: you're half Jewish. I'm half Jewish because my dad's Jewish.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 4: Okay, but so you couldn't have a bar mitzvah.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: No, I was raised Catholic, but you're also are Jewish.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: You know this ethnically. I am part Jewish, yes, religious religiously,
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: but I praise one God allah Allah.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 4: But uh, yeah, God is good. God's not good.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 2: I know how you're saying it, though you're saying it
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: in a way that just disrespects. No, I'm not.
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  Speaker 4: I'm saying it as and I get.
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  Speaker 1: I now get what they say in a tense situation
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: where you want to say God is good because if
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: you get thrown into heaven, you want the last thing
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: that you're saying to have been like praising God.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna be like du Da. That's all I know, Dudeah, yeah,
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: that's all I know. In Arabic, the fuck is Duda.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: It's a Kylie minogues. So the first thing that you
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: learn on due lingo, Dude, dude, Duda.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 4: Da.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: I know that's how it goes, all right, Come see SaaS,
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: Come see sass in fucking uh in Pennsylvania.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 2: Philly, you know Philly. You know I fucking love you.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 4: Oh, you gotta love it. It's gonna be like gilly
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 4: Fest all over.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 2: I'm want to be posting a bunch of like Meek
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: Mill all my stories this week. Yeah, new ship and
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: this new ship's crazy dreams and nightmares. Did you see
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 2: him coming sw Yeah I did. It was awesome, Yeah
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: it was Yeah.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 4: Did you see Gilly?
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: Like Gilly was like zoning out on stage and we
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: smacked him.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 4: So many people came out of gilly Fest sexy red.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was huge. The baby heard about the baby
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 2: Baby looks like he's bulking right now. Yeah, because he's
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: still like muscular. Yeah. Once he cuts, dude, he's gonna
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: be shredded, right know.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 4: Well, he's probably waiting until next summer for he's probably
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 4: doing a dirty.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: Bulk for Yeah, that's a good move.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 4: Eighteen months of a dirty month, dirty bulk and just
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 4: getting in out of the system. Yeah he said what
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 4: did he say?
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: He's like, like, I don't care if you guys have ads,
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: but just like, do that ship in the parking lot
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: something weird like that.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 2: Don't bring that into the show. And then Elton John
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 2: spoke out against him, did he. Yeah, that's hilarious.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 4: It's got a hurt Elton John company.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 2: At Elton John comes at you. He's like the best
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 2: musician ever behind the baby, behind the baby. It's true,
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: I don't know how to dance with lean. Elton John
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 2: is so good. He is really good. When we were
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: doing that sport cale due, Elton John's like top five
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 2: highest selling artists of all time. I think for album sales,
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 2: live album sales, he crushes it live too. Yeah.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 4: He was the original gay man.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, original closeted gay man too. Rocket man. Not the
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 2: man they think I am? Is that what he's talking
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: about is I'm not them. I'm not the man they
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 2: think I am at all. I'm a rocket man.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not a pussy guy, more of a rocket cock.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 4: I like something shaped exactly like a rocket.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 2: And he's like living on Mars. He's living in a
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 2: different world because he's got high who he is.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 4: Same thing with Frank.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 2: Ocean is not the kind of place to raise a kid.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 2: In fact, it's cold as hell.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 4: Well he and he's talking about gay marriage.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 2: I don't know what he's talking about on that part.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 2: To be honest. I just I think it's about being gay, right,
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 2: It's about being a closeted gay man.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 4: I think same thing with Frank Ocean. He's like a
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 4: fighter dead, I don't get the fly and no a lion.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 4: I think that's about being famous and not being able
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 4: to use your fame to fuck dudes.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, which that's the that's the nightmare. That is the nightmare,
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: being famous as fucking not getting to fuck all the
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: dudes you want.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 5: I know, it's like every sad song written by a dude,
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 5: not every set song, but there's a bunch talking about
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 5: another dude. People like playing it like, oh they're having
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 5: gay sex.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, like DHL dude by Frank Ocean. That song
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 2: was so good and I'd be walking around town being
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 2: like once he says like boy toy ride me like
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 2: an uber, and I'm like, I'm walking around town just
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 2: like bumping that in my headphones, like this shit is
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 2: so good.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 5: It's like my guy pretty like a girl.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, my guy pretty like a girl.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Frank Ocean is good.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 4: He's awesome.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: But once he came out as bisexual, I like I
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: made it in my head.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 4: I was like every lyric is about Dick and it
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 4: is like I'm biking them biking, I mean, yeah, yeah,
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 4: he's writing a yeah, I know, you know how you
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 4: act when you ride a bike. That's just him plowed
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 4: from behind.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: It is. That's what I think a lot of the
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 2: lyrics are about.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 4: Gotta gotta all be right.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm biking, I'm biking. Yeah.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 4: So what's your what does pink mean?
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 5: What you mean it's a lesbian? Huh So Pink's a lesbian.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 5: I think that plays.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 4: I don't know, all right, all right, see you guys
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 4: next week.