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WOKE Indiana Jones 5 Gets Blasted By Critics · Radio Baloney - The Richie Baloney Show!

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  The moment that I heard the title of the new Indiana Jones movie, Indiana
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  Jones and the Dial of Destiny, I knew it was going to be a
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  dumpster fire. But how could you possibly tell that just from a name?
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  Well, the name is Dial of Destiny. That's how you tell that's not
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  normal bad, that's unbelievably bad. If the producers of the movie didn't have
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  one person that could tell them that's an awful name, if they didn't have
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  one person to tell them the truth, because even children, no, that's
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  an awful name. I mean, if you can't even come up with a
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  name that doesn't actually kill brain cells. But you know, everything underneath that
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  title is going to be a big mistake, an expensive mistake. Well,
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  the earlier reviews are in, and yeah, it looks like I'm right,
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  fifty two from the critics. And this is a movie where apparently Indiana Jones
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  is being overshadowed by an intersectional feminist. So that's what they want to happen.
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  They want to see that, and they're still giving it a fifty two
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  percent. You know, in real world ratings, that's like a negative twenty,
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  because again, they've got this fleabag lady and they love her, so
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  if they're giving it a bad review, it's got to be really bad,
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  says. The reviews confirm worst woke fears about INDI's Dial of Destiny. Dial
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  of Destiny come on so at the Canned Film Festival, as select critics have
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  been able to screen the movie and they're the ones writing the reviews. Now,
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  the fifty two percent that it's got right now is actually up from forty
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  three percent at the time of this article. Let's see. The BBC called
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  the film gloomy and depressing, said Dial of Destiny has the air of a
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  film passing the torch or whip to the next generation. But it does all
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  this and an even gloomier fashion than The Force Awakens did. I'm not sure
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  how many fans want to see Indiana Jones as a broken, helpless old man
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  who cours in the corner while his patronizing god daughter takes the lead. But
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  that's what we're given, and it's as bleak as it sounds. That's coming
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  from the BBC. Normally that's the sort of thing they love, and even
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  for them, it's too much. Now here's the sampling of apparently some actual
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  dialogue from Indiana Jones five, Indiana Jones saying quote, I fought the Nazis,
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  you know. And then Phoebe waller Bridge is a fleabag, saying quote
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  and you still from indigenous people too. You know what. Nobody ever said
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  that Indiana Jones needs more of obnoxious intersectional feminists, not once, not once,
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  as anybody actually requested that. Yet here she is in the movie.
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  Why how can this happen? How can they be so stupid? Why is
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  it that Hollywood insists on giving the audience something it doesn't want? At this
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  point, it doesn't feel like they're even trying to entertain us. It feels
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  like they're trying to punish us. And that's not even a joke. The
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  people who made she Hulk actually admitted it. They admitted that they were trying
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  to intentionally piss off the audience. And here's the head how she Huk taught
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  the online trolls a lesson? Really, when you've got a thirty three percent
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  audience score, who actually got taught the lesson? There? So? I
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  don't know. I guess they can ride the high of their victory over the
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  audience to their next job, because I don't think there's gonna be a season
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  two of Shehok. I'm gonna show you a clip here, and I'll tell
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  you why. I'm going to share this clip because it's part of my prediction
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  this movie is going to fail badly, because because nothing is more appropriate for
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  a movie that it's criticizing capitalism for some reason than for that movie to go
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  down in flames financially, which I'm sure this is. Hitler made mistakes.
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  Done with this, I will correct them all. You stole it, then
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  you stole it, and then I stole it. It's called countism. No,
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  it is not. That's called communism, you fucking retard. Jeez.
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  I wonder why people don't like spending money to be moralized at by these idiots.
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  Let's see. Variety confirms what many suspected about the belated sequel. It's
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  a vehicle for me to replace Ford's indie with Waller Bridges heroine. Yes,
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  because the audience has been clamoring for an intersectional feminist commie to headline their adventure
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  movies. I don't think that's going to happen, by the way, because
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  I think this is going to go down so hard. I mean, I
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  get right from the start the Dial of Destiny. Nothing about this. It's
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  not possible that anything about this could be competent. But anyway, I'm not
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  even sad about them destroying these franchises anymore. I'm just gonna laugh and watch
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  it all burn. Please subscribe, like and share sharing It really helps me
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  out. I thank you for that. I will see you next time.