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From SLC to NYC with Lisa Barlow · Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge

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  Speaker 1: Two teas in a pod with Teddy Meloncan't and camera Jedge.
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  Speaker 1: All right, so we're here to teas in a pod.
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  Speaker 1: We The plan was supposed to be for me and
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  Speaker 1: Tam and uh justin to do a little recap of
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  Speaker 1: Beverly shut Up, to blow shut up, here to blow
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  Speaker 1: it up. But then we saw Lisa Barlow checking in,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm like, can you come up to our room
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  Speaker 1: right now? Teddy's like a predator. Literally, I have one
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  Speaker 1: below a prostitute in the lobby. I am what is it?
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  Speaker 1: I'm a horn What is that? No? What is it?
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  Speaker 1: I'm a garbage wore a piece of ship in New York.
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  Speaker 1: That's exactly who I am. It fits with everybody. I honestly,
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  Speaker 1: i'd like you tonight. It's open. Just now. I'm praying
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  Speaker 1: get quick, coming onto. It's like getting awkward, like our
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  Speaker 1: relationship is gonna She's trying to she's trying to check. No,
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  Speaker 1: we're doing that the next one. Okay, So the first
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  Speaker 1: thing is we tried to just sit in like our
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  Speaker 1: regular spots, and then Lisa moved us because she has
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  Speaker 1: a side. So now we need to know what why
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  Speaker 1: do we need to be on this side? I like
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  Speaker 1: my life side on my left side way more than
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  Speaker 1: my right side because in fifth grade I was playing
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  Speaker 1: baseball with my brother and he's like back up and
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  Speaker 1: he threw the ball up and instead of hitting the ball,
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  Speaker 1: he hit my Marshall moment, Marsa moment, Yes, total Marcia
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  Speaker 1: moment total Marsham. What's the difference? I don't know nobody,
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  Speaker 1: but if I'm going to tell you, I think this
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  Speaker 1: side is more in and this is more out. It's different.
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  Speaker 1: Teddy just confirmed it's different, just saying, by the way,
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  Speaker 1: I never asked you, never asked, never asked. You don't
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  Speaker 1: want to hear I didn't want for chair of the
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  Speaker 1: reunion because of this side. No you don't. Actually it's
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  Speaker 1: a terror well outfit. The other day every girl have
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  Speaker 1: like a side sheep prefers. Yeah, no, I don't. I
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  Speaker 1: mean it's the same from every side. For me, it's
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  Speaker 1: it's either it's either a good day or a bad day.
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  Speaker 1: It's not about go back A little bit more problem
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  Speaker 1: with reality TV though, that's a good conversation. Like when
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  Speaker 1: you start watching yourself on TV, I'm sure you guys
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  Speaker 1: start noticing everything, right, Like that's why. Also people will
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  Speaker 1: be like, why do all these women change their face
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  Speaker 1: so much and go so oberboard? What are you talking
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  Speaker 1: about me? I haven't had a necklace. But nobody realizes
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  Speaker 1: if you watch yourself on a screen every week, you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna pick out and hide death. Yeah. Well, if you're rich,
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  Speaker 1: if you're everyone have seven houses? Are still watching with
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  Speaker 1: antennas on top versday? Uh? Well? Any who? Um? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so we know this. We also know that we recently
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  Speaker 1: watched the most recent episode of of Salt Lake, and
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  Speaker 1: now I have some questions. One your relationship with Whitney.
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  Speaker 1: I know it's a shock, but like I totally love
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  Speaker 1: Whitney because of what she did for me in Arizona. Like,
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  Speaker 1: I literally she did me a favor. She's taking so
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  Speaker 1: much ship right now. She does not deserve it. If
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  Speaker 1: she didn't call it out, it would have gone on
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  Speaker 1: the whole entire season. I was so grateful for Whitney
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  Speaker 1: coming in and at me too. And when she came in,
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  Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god. We had this great
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  Speaker 1: plane ride, we had this great hot tub talk. And
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  Speaker 1: what did they say to her out at Like we
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  Speaker 1: didn't get to eat dinner because our me ended up
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  Speaker 1: on the ground like that got through the ground. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: but let me ask you, were you just a little
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  Speaker 1: bit excited and happy that Meredith threw all that ship
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  Speaker 1: at you? Because now you like everything that went on
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  Speaker 1: last year, your whole like, you know, going off in
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  Speaker 1: the bedroom, whatever you did. Now it's like, I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to clear this closet. But now we're on playing field.
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  Speaker 1: You know what, I honestly was like, Okay, this is retaliation.
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  Speaker 1: We're tipped for tat. You cannot keep coming from you
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  Speaker 1: like you are, like, this is not going to keep
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  Speaker 1: working for You can't have it both ways. You can't
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  Speaker 1: be like the victim and then attacking me. Does she
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  Speaker 1: go after you all season? Because she kind of played
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  Speaker 1: like a victim the first three episode. I'm not even
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  Speaker 1: going to say a victim. I done thing that I
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  Speaker 1: really don't like her when she brought up well, I
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  Speaker 1: know you don't. I can't because Mamma doesn't have to
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  Speaker 1: talk to her tomorrow. We do like sticking my own
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  Speaker 1: finger in my you know, but started you know why
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  Speaker 1: you look, it totally makes sense to me that you're
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  Speaker 1: the only one getting glam at Bravo con right, I
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  Speaker 1: mean at Arizona Trip. Actually had glam too, but you
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  Speaker 1: were smart to hide it. I never show it. I
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  Speaker 1: have it on every trip. I find a glam team
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  Speaker 1: wherever we are. Yeah, I feel like everybody's morphed into this.
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  Speaker 1: Now it's okay to have glam, but it was. It
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  Speaker 1: was concerning to me when you guys are all drinking
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  Speaker 1: the and and Meredith is, yeah, it tastes. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: mind it, but it was like really earthy, yeah, bitter.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't mind it. I had to chocolate type of taste,
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  Speaker 1: like like like you knew it was good for you.
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  Speaker 1: It was so good, Let's get down to the real dirt.
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  Speaker 1: I was nervous, though, I'm like, what am I going
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  Speaker 1: to say? You thought it was like Iowa. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: when I was going to face, how close were you
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  Speaker 1: here with Meredith? Because if you were ever really close
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  Speaker 1: with her? Now I have to question the way that
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  Speaker 1: I like it, because no, you know what, I totally get.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm gonna interview Meredith alone tomorrow because you guys
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  Speaker 1: cannot be there. But I am curious, like, were you
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  Speaker 1: guys ever as close as they remember? When I started
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  Speaker 1: Beverly Hills. Everybody's like Teddy and Juri granted we are
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  Speaker 1: close now, but when we started the show, we went
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  Speaker 1: to one mommy and me together and then they're like,
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  Speaker 1: They're like, and then you had bad glassware and then yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I mean from there, I'm wt for life India. Now
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  Speaker 1: we just do the best we can. But um, I
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  Speaker 1: need to know, is it really a true thing? Before
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  Speaker 1: ever cast we were friends. But I think I've always
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  Speaker 1: been way more vested in our friend up than she
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  Speaker 1: ever was, or I would have never even gotten to
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  Speaker 1: that point where I was that upset. That was out
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  Speaker 1: of her. I wasn't trying to be mean. If I
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  Speaker 1: wanted to be mean, I would have sat at the
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  Speaker 1: table and stead it in front of everybody because I
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  Speaker 1: had had enough at that point. It was you guys
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  Speaker 1: don't see everything. But every single time we were together
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  Speaker 1: she yelled at me. They were blame me fee for things.
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  Speaker 1: There's some stuff I'm gonna save, but like she did
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  Speaker 1: and said some things to me and blamed me for
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  Speaker 1: things that she deep down knew I didn't do. But
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  Speaker 1: just it was like, these guys don't like her and
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  Speaker 1: she was boring. Oh you know why, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: But it didn't start that. No, I think that she um,
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  Speaker 1: I honestly think it's I was way more vested in
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  Speaker 1: our friendship than she was, and I was like, I
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  Speaker 1: have four sisters, so I'm thinking, like, oh, we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: be great friends, We're gonna have the best time on
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  Speaker 1: the show. But it was a child her about It
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  Speaker 1: was more about like her and then her like I
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  Speaker 1: don't want to say against me, but I definitely think
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  Speaker 1: it's all about her. Okay, so we're at that first party.
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  Speaker 1: You you go to apologize to Seth and you're doing
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  Speaker 1: pretty well for a little bit. I think the whole
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  Speaker 1: thing was good because it was honest. To be honest,
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  Speaker 1: my heart didn't go well. That's why I love Lisa said.
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  Speaker 1: I think it was really good. I felt really comfortable
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  Speaker 1: and what I was saying to him because it was
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  Speaker 1: from my heart and it was what I was feeling.
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  Speaker 1: And I kept asking them, I'm like, you know, I
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  Speaker 1: know you're upset with me, and I know I'm accountable
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  Speaker 1: for what I said, but you've never asked me why.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody's ever asked me why. I got to that point
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  Speaker 1: because I felt so hurt by her for the last
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  Speaker 1: year and a half, like she was taking out everything
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  Speaker 1: on me. It was like anything would. I was trying
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  Speaker 1: to get her and gend to be friends. She was
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  Speaker 1: like brutalizing me for that, like every like literally nitpicking
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  Speaker 1: everything I didn't say, everything I said and did. It
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  Speaker 1: was like too much. By the end, Zion was the
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  Speaker 1: breaking point for me. And I'll be explaining why at
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  Speaker 1: the reunion, but it was there was a lot that
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  Speaker 1: happened in Zion that I yelled at for and like
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  Speaker 1: I was trying to be her friend and take care
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  Speaker 1: of her, and it wasn't reciprocated. It was like thrower
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  Speaker 1: under the bus, runner over throat. She's like, this is
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  Speaker 1: what's popular? Do you think she's panning down on Twitter?
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  Speaker 1: She was like pandering to Twitter. Do you think she's
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  Speaker 1: somebody who is going to go look online and see
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  Speaker 1: what people hold on? By the way, gin Shot needs
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  Speaker 1: to maybe focus on what's going on in her life
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  Speaker 1: right now. Twitter better off social media. You committed a crime.
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  Speaker 1: She came for me. She came for me a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: I know, well start Chuck Chucky isn't really he's really creepy, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: But my favorite on the next episode, My favorite part
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  Speaker 1: of this episode is when we finally get through it
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  Speaker 1: all and I apologize to your husband I'm making eye
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  Speaker 1: contact with right now. But rumors are being thrown around
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  Speaker 1: and you handle it really well. But they ask you
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  Speaker 1: and you're confessional. I don't even remember if they break
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  Speaker 1: the fourth wall, but they say something to you, like
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  Speaker 1: when you did say that when you had the hot
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  Speaker 1: mic or whatever it was, do you actually believe it?
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  Speaker 1: And from until this moment you had consistently said no,
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  Speaker 1: and then you go yes, no, you know what, you
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  Speaker 1: have to listen to what Meredith saying. Prior she said,
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  Speaker 1: admit you made this up and you lied. And I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: they asked me, did you make it up? And I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: this is a loaded question, but the answers, no, I
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  Speaker 1: didn't make it up. What happened is jen Shaw had
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  Speaker 1: said it so many times that it just stuck in
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  Speaker 1: my head. If you rewatch our season, like even in
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  Speaker 1: the van on the way to Zion, she's like your
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  Speaker 1: best friend who cheats on her husband, ten boyfriends, ten
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  Speaker 1: lives and at my Vita party, she's reduced it down
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  Speaker 1: to half of the Upper east Side, but she's like,
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  Speaker 1: she fucked half the Upper east Side. But she had
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  Speaker 1: said funk half of New York so many times that
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  Speaker 1: was like my go to. It was like my real
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  Speaker 1: Like you were you drunk that night? No, I wasn't drunk.
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  Speaker 1: And that was like an intense night because if you
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  Speaker 1: look at what's going on, like on the Van rid
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  Speaker 1: Gen almost like beats me up. We were laughing. It
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  Speaker 1: literally was like laughter to like charging. I feel like
• 11:21
  Speaker 1: every Housewife has like a moment that's really pivotabal, pivotal, pivotal, pivotable.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like there's like one moment where it changes
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  Speaker 1: for the fans because I'm obsessed to you and I
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  Speaker 1: talked on Instagram all the time and like we love
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  Speaker 1: each other. But on this last episode, like something like
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  Speaker 1: the way that you broke down, you opened up, and
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  Speaker 1: I can't imagine how hard that was for you guys
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  Speaker 1: in the conversation or whatever. But like the fans people
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  Speaker 1: watching you feel it like you were so protective of
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  Speaker 1: your relationship and the way that you opened up, Like
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  Speaker 1: I think that turned everyone in your favorite It was
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  Speaker 1: like the way that they were like dogging the relationship
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  Speaker 1: and trying to like expose it for something that isn't true,
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  Speaker 1: Like that's when it turns dirty. It's dirty. And you
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  Speaker 1: know what, you don't do that, but that's really dirty.
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  Speaker 1: Like you're protective of your family, your kids, everything. The
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  Speaker 1: can't do better? I get it. He's so cute. So
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  Speaker 1: cute are you? He's six four? He's lying okay, and
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  Speaker 1: he strikes so just but that I love it. I
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  Speaker 1: you know, I have this, Master Sweet by myself tonight.
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  Speaker 1: Wait is this the mater and each other's hair? Wait?
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: This is the master sweet, Master, my master Sweet. We
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  Speaker 1: have fourteen people crammed in square. Yes, I have to say,
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  Speaker 1: Master Sweet, you guys need better trips. We need way
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: better trips. Literally, am like Arizona, San Diego, veil Zion
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  Speaker 1: didn't even leave our state. No, I want to buy
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  Speaker 1: somewhere tropical. I don't want to see you somewhere in
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  Speaker 1: the snow or the know. I mean, we have to
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  Speaker 1: Utah so much better in the summer. I'm gonna have
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  Speaker 1: to work out a little harder. That Whitney walking around
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  Speaker 1: and just in her little look at her. Whitney's body
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  Speaker 1: looks so good. I can't she did it turn you on? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: she is a little boy that I had. I had,
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  Speaker 1: I had Lady Boner until she started really like she
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: started coming a little unhinged for me, like all of
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  Speaker 1: a sudden the change, and then I was like she
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  Speaker 1: maybe can I love Whitney, but I'm like she may.
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  Speaker 1: I felt like she was so she was so drunk,
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  Speaker 1: likew You know what was hard is she conflated two things.
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  Speaker 1: So instead of saying Meredith came to my house and said, um,
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  Speaker 1: I've heard rumors about Lisa that she's exchanging favors or
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  Speaker 1: via tequila favors, you've exchanged. Um. The only favor I
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: do with VI toa tequila is I make a really
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: great tequila for everyone. I'm doing everyone a favor by
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  Speaker 1: making good tequila. Okay, So now and the next question
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  Speaker 1: that we have to have is its sexual question. We
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  Speaker 1: all are in you know, relationships. How often are you
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  Speaker 1: getting it on? Me and John? Yeah? Oh I never
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: talked about this. I don't want anybody else thinking about
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  Speaker 1: John Barlow every day. Just two times a week, three
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  Speaker 1: times a week? What are we talking to two times?
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  Speaker 1: Be happy? In Europe? He like in Europe. I literally
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: was like, this is like to be erupted. We go
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  Speaker 1: to Europe was like a long time, Yeah, okay, there's
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: there's Tis and loves and marriage. When I'm open about
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  Speaker 1: it too, I'm like I've thrown and told us up
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  Speaker 1: at the window, like, yeah, there are highs and lows.
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  Speaker 1: They're totally okay. So you're two times a week, you're
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  Speaker 1: how many times? I cannot say it might be a storyline,
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  Speaker 1: Oh how many times? Well, I'm a gay man. We
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: do it every day to each other, every day, do
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  Speaker 1: it alone like a really horny Mormon family, like my
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: Mormon Mormon. Yeah, that's why, like such a connection to
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  Speaker 1: Salt Lakes City class. Mormons have more set than anyone.
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  Speaker 1: So they're like out of control, stricted. There's no there's
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  Speaker 1: no there's no video. There's no video. Sorry, there's somebody's
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  Speaker 1: taking a video somewhere. Trust it's that. I can't believe
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  Speaker 1: you grew up Mormon though, But like literally Mormons have
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  Speaker 1: more sex than anybody else, Like I swear, I just
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  Speaker 1: learned and they do everything but have sex. In college,
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  Speaker 1: I just learned about what. I don't know what's not soaking.
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  Speaker 1: I've never heard of button, Like, no, that's not what
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  Speaker 1: it is. You're just not moving in and you can okay,
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  Speaker 1: I swear the button that homosexual. I I really thought
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  Speaker 1: that's what it was, hold on, there's something else where.
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  Speaker 1: It's two people are going at it. Actually gay humping,
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  Speaker 1: no jump, bed jumping or whatever it is. So it's
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: somebody like, let's say you and John are together, he's soaking,
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  Speaker 1: and then you have your friend come and jump on
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  Speaker 1: the bed so the friend will move you. Guys up
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  Speaker 1: and down. I've never heard of this in my life. No,
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  Speaker 1: I actually didn't. Guys, told you when you can I
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  Speaker 1: show us? Can you show us right now? Whitney was
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: actually I was thinking about it. But there's other people.
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  Speaker 1: Is Meredith told you about I feel like she's not credible.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I had. I have to tell you
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  Speaker 1: Meredith doesn't want to come on the butt. They asked,
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  Speaker 1: if you had to choose, who would you rather be
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: stuck on a deserted island with Meredith or En that's
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  Speaker 1: a good time or Jen Shaw looks like Jen is
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: a lot of fun till she's not. I do think though,
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  Speaker 1: Jen would be more fun on a deserted island. She here?
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  Speaker 1: Do you worry that? Hold on you? I have not
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: talked to Jen wrapped, and I know we wrapped and
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: at the finale I told her, I'm like, hey, like,
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  Speaker 1: I don't. I can't give too much away, but I
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  Speaker 1: was kind of just like, I'm a different kind of
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  Speaker 1: friend than you are. We'll just leave it at that.
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  Speaker 1: And then I heard from her on Mother's Day. I
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  Speaker 1: wished her a happy Mother's Day. And then it was attack,
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  Speaker 1: NonStop attacks from Jen. Anytime I go on of a
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  Speaker 1: cation or go do an event, she's on social media attacking,
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  Speaker 1: making up stuff. Do you think so? I just don't
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  Speaker 1: have anything that you could potentially focus on. And what
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  Speaker 1: a hunter. I also feel like maybe we should bring
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: John in for this. What are your thoughts on coach?
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: John likes coach? Do you think that coach has zero
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: idea of what was going on Bush? Yeah, that's a
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: cop out. Now, you know who you're married to. That's
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: a good question. You know you're married to, do you know?
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  Speaker 1: I actually don't think coach has a law I don't
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: want to discredit coach. He has a law degree, like
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: he was a practicing lawyer. There's my kind of handing. Now.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: I just don't think there's any way he didn't. But
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: I don't think he's that involved in her life. John
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  Speaker 1: was making millions more dollars than he's making right now.
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  Speaker 1: You wouldn't question it for a second. Not with him, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'd be adding to my stack. I think, Um, I
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  Speaker 1: think that he's so busy, he's so vested in the
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: U of you football team. That's like his love, and
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: that's like kind of being like a parent to a
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: bunch of kids. I just think he's gone a lot,
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: he was on the road a lot. I don't want
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: to give him more credit than he deserves. I'm just
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: saying what I think. I honestly think he was not
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: that vested in what she was doing. That was my
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: honest opinion. Can we also talk about what but he's
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: not done? That is so ridiculous that I almost started
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: to laugh and then I was like crying because they
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: the person they brought up is a very close family friend.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: Our kids are friends with this person. He's a business
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: partner of ours, like I've done business with his kids.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: He's older, he's older than seventy and you know what,
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: it was jealousy and a seven year old. Ever, Honestly,
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: I mean I've been well, I'm not I'm not. I
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: cannot do the old man saying that's how my husband's
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: five years younger, because I'm fucking old enough. Does you
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: not need an old man? I don't care how much
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: money he has. No, no, no no. If a guy's
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: for me, yes, I know, and it's flat with the jeans,
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: I boundaries. I'm the thirsty motherfucker. But that's at saggy asses.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: I mean that's only I mean it's really like three things. Gasses,
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: what's the other two? We'll figure it out. Oh so
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: one time I didn't know if it was a penis
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: I had, I had a micro penis. One time it's
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: like a button. That's a real thing. I've okay, So
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: what do you do any you don't you walk away?
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: You try not to laugh. I like had to grin
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: a bear. We worked together. I was like, was he
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: your passe no than me? I was like nineteen, and
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: I remember thinking he was like the hot the talent
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: agent um this. I remember thinking like this is I
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: should even try? Well, I didn't know there was I
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: would touching. All I know is that in the morning
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: I was like, this is going to be so awkward.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: And then when it went in and I was like
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: is it in? Back? Then it gets worse, you guys,
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: because this is when I was like, on my you
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: know before I was all in by Teddy and then
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: I said, can I borrow to the next level? But
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: then I said, can I borrow a pair of shorts?
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: So because I needed to get back to my Jetta
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: and drive home and his shorts and was this ding
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: or two? I couldn't even fin boxer. That's a bad night.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: That it was a bad night. He's an agent at CIA.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: Got me on Housewives, just kidding to teen years ago?
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: How do we get on that topic? Weird? This is
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: what do you give yourself? One to ten? I have
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: a big beautiful penis I talk about he's got big
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: beautiful feet too. Yeah, okay, it's a roomful of women.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: I might really like a woman lovers. That feels so weird,
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: Like I know we're going to run out of time
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: with you, but I do have to we have to
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: ask a couple of additional questions. All right, So we
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: saw Heather. You and Heather were hanging out in the
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: lobby right now when we had when we had Whitney on,
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: she was pretty much very clear that she had no
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: relationship with Heather at this point in time. And yes,
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: I haven't caught up on your podcast. I'm sorry, but
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: I didn't know. Have you caught up on the television
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: show it's called Real House. But my question is, if
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: knowing that the relationship is askew between the two of them,
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: who who do you trust more Whitney right now? I
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: told Heather that on the plane. I don't have any
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: issues with Heather. We're fine, um. But the thing is
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: is I told I said it when we got off
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: the plane again on the plane, off the plane, I
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: am a hundred percent with Whitney on this, And I
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: told Heather, I'm like, fix it with your cousin. Stop
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: backing someone that is a proven liar. Go make up
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: with your cousin. So who do you think is not
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: willing to make that change? Do you think it's Whitney
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: is not willing to make the change or Heather is
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: not willing to make the change. I'm gonna be super
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: honest about my relationship with Heather. We're always fine until
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: I see her in an interviewer confession. She's she's a
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: confessional fucking gangster. Yeah she is. That's where Heather like
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: rock everything lines or she come up with them all
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: by herself. I don't know. I don't know because I'm
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: not there. No, it's like, you know, she's yeah, yeah,
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: it is She's So who are you most excited to
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: see a Bravo Con? You guys, but is there anybody
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: from Miami to Beverly Hills to Atlanta's or anybody that
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: you're like, Oh my god, I totally want to meet them.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: You know, I think this is so this is going
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: to sound like a politically correct answer, but I think
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: it's so hard to do this. I think it's so
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: hard to be on Housewives. I think everybody's kind of
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: like special in their own way. Um, and it's just
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: I feel like we're part of like a sorority. It
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: sounds so fucking cheesy, but like everybody. So, it's the
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: very first Bravo Con. Two they announced the real house
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: has is Hot Lake City, and everyone was appointed. What's up?
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: We're gonna watch a bunch of mormants drinking in the basement.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: What is going on? I'm so excited about that, you were.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Everybody was like, but I say, it's one of my
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: favorite franchises. It turned out really good, and you guys
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: are building it so fast. I mean the way that
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: it's happening, like, I think it's going to be one
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: of the top shows, because do you feel real relationship?
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: This is but not even that. I feel like everybody
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: on that show, you guys are all really opening up,
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: like it feels vulnerable, like it's like you're not hitting
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: that by That's my issue. Bye Bye Bye was terrible.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: I love Miami like it was entertained. But also I
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: don't know anything about those women's personal life. There's nothing
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: like you guys are open, You're good. Now we lost Mary,
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: which I was very upset about because I really liked her,
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: and now we're going to be losing. Does that scary?
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: It doesn't scare me at a losing gene she plays definitely,
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: I think I'm not a let's get off like she's
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: actually going j did it hold on like this is
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: a guarantee? Her minimum sentence is eleven to fourteen years.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: But I think that's a great question to ask because
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: the viewers, I don't think get it. They don't get
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: that she's actually I was to grade just to clarify.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: I hope he's taking up for right now. Not worried
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: when she's gone that it's going to affect the show. No,
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: I think it's going to be a different show though,
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: but Jen brings Jen brings something interesting because like Jen
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: um brings out her microphone and his high energy. But
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: then that gets old. It's like a one trick, it's
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: a stick, it's a one trick cheerleader microphone, cheerleader microphone,
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: and I'm like old, it gets really old, and we're
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: not ever able to like fully get into something because
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: she ends up getting just gets upset about stuff and
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: then you, like the conversation shut down. But also as
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: you watch, like even when she's like laughing and giggling
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: trying our phone, in my head, I'm like, you're a criminal,
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: Like I can't giggle. I can't. I got sent to
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: free Jen Shaw T shirt and I was so excited
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: to wear it the season when You Guys aired, and
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: then I heard she plead guilty, and so I threw
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: it in the trash and we talked about on the
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: show and then and then she would have to metagram.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: No I know. I was so putter, though I don't
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: I un followed her. I threw my sho. I was like,
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: you don't have funk with old people or anybody, but
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, especially she's guilty about something
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: just fucking own it. Don't don't owe it you guys,
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: don't do it. Just be quiet about it. Don't do it.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: But how about just don't say you're not guilty. Well,
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: of course, she's trying to save her freaking life. She's
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: trying not it was. It was really hard though, because
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: she It pulls on your heart strings because you're like
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: innocent until proven guilty. I've got a backer. She's crying,
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: she's upset, she's having the worst time. But it is
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: hard to be around that because, like I feel like
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: Jen's the type of person that takes a knife and
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: cut you and then complains about how you're bandaging it,
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: and then literally is like telling you what's your fault?
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: She cut you. That's the relationship with now we need
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: to get to that. I feel like they cut a
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: little short on this past episode when you said I'm
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: not going to slit my wrists and all of a
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: sudden Meredith started and then all of a sudden she
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: was wan want want. That really made me upset. I
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: did not know anyone in her family tried to kill themselves,
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: Like I was not privy to that information. I didn't
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: know that, and it wasn't no and I said it
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: in the season one reunion. I'm like, I'm not I
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: say I'm gonna slip my wrists all the time, and
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: nobody was mad about it then. And then it was like, okay,
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: we're nippicking me. Now we're like everything I say is
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: a problem, everything I do is against you. And that
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: was like at that dinner, I had had enough. That
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: went on for like three hours and I was like,
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: I mean I had to like bite my cheeks, bite
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: my tongue, punch my jaw because it was getting too much.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, I'm sorry, you're complaining about the way
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: I apologize, and I believe it or not. I think
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: I was sincere with Seth when I apologized to him too,
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: and then that gets nippicked. So I thought your apology
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: to Meredith when you guys were drinking the chalk or
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: whatever it was, I thought that was Yeah. I thought
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: that was an excellent apology. And throughout the time, I
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: do think that Seth embellished a little bit more. But
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: I'm so excited to keep watching because I mean, I
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: have to say, there's about fifty thousand other we're all
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: housewife husbands. I'd rather have sex within seth, this is brutal. No,
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: what do you want to have sex with him at all? No? Like,
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: I guess why I didn't want to say that. Out last,
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: I'm glad that you're saying that. I could be like
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: that's me I but speaking to the microphone, like I
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: don't want like to looking at him. I'm like when
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: he was buying the bananas and the jelly and all
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: the things, I was like, I was like, I don't
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: want to bone you, even if you have four thousand employees.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: She's like, I'm not commenting, no comments. Okay, So final closing,
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: what do we need to think the most? Like, what
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: is the one thing you want to tease for us
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: coming into this next season and kind of close it
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: up for us that you can't give too much away.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: I think there's so many relationships shifts and you get
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: to see people more for who they are and not
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: just what they're telling you they are. So I think
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: that's like it was great this season. I honestly think
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: it's great this season because I'm like, you're gonna like
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: what people were thinking. Perception is not reality, like in
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: any sense of the words. What about it? Okay? Last, Sorry,
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: one more last question, one more last question. Of all
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: the friends, now, I love to catch stake after this um,
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: but of all the friends of is there anyone that's
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: really gonna we're going to care about Angie cast Avis?
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: Is that the one who's daughter rides. Yeah, the one
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: whose daughter rides. I love Angie caston Avis Andie yeah,
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: she yeah, she loved you too. She told me she's like,
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: oh my gosh, Teddy's at the same horse show that
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: my daughter is at. That's that's so cool. Her daughter
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: is a great rider, and like there, I just love
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: and because in Salt Lake, what I think we've been
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: missing is you know, one of the reasons I wanted
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: to do this show is because I'm like, oh, it's
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: women in business and I'm a serial entrepreneur. And just
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: the same way, she owns like the best hair salons
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: in Salt Lake. They're the bougie she owns hair schools.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: She's lifestyle. She's super embedded in the community. But she's
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: she's so kind, but she's so bitchy mouthy too. It's
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: like amazing. Yeah, she's got the perfect combination and she's witty.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: I love it. And I talked to her all the time.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: I've been friends with her for like ten years, so
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: I love Ange. Yeah, don't let those girls talk with you. Thanks,
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: don't do it, don't you know. It's I'm learning that.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: You know, there's the New Yorker in me that's always
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: like you see it, but you don't comment on it
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: because you're like, none of my fucking business. And now
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: I'm like, no, no, no, We're gonna start commenting on everything. Everything.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: Most of my most of my friends are New Yorkers,
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: so they're very like, don't comment, we don't say anything.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: And then think you listen to me on the show,
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: They're like, you're too much. But you have her, and
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: I'm excited to see like the whole evolution of Lisa
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: Barla because you had a turn, like all of a sudden,
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: it's like you're not taking it, but you're still sweet
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: and kind and you hold your own slice of bitch.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: That's I can't think. I look so cringe e On
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: this last episode when Henry saw me crying, He's like, oh,
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: it's so cringe ekay as they should close it out,
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: Mary f kill Taco bell Uh, Jack in the Jack
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: in the box or what's your third favorite? Um? What
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: I'm on right now, Taco Bell, Wendy's. Yeah, Del Taco
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: and Del Tacokay, so Mary puck kill give it to us. Mary, Wendy's,
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: what would you order from? Oh my god, they have
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: the best menu right now, like literally the best menu.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: I'm you go give it another try. When I was little,
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: I hated it because they had square patties on round buns.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Couldn't do it. But Wendy's chicken nuggets are so good.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: Their sandwiches are so good. I swear they're player kids.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: They're round. It was discussing and now they're round patty
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: round bun. So we're good with Wendy's. But I'm loving
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: Wendy's right now. So Mary, Wendy's what else a Taco Bell?
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: Maybe I should say, wait, like fucking what sense? Like
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: like I would say Wendy's, Wendy's, fuck Wendy's kill, Del
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: Taco and Mary? What is it? Mary? Taco bow? So
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: tacos are number one? No, I'd say Wendy's right now. Okay,
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: I'm marrying Wendy's. I'm Mary Wendy's. She's a chubby girl
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: in his skinny body. Guys, I had eight almonds today,
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: so let's just keep it. My friend mike Lynn, who's
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: friends with your friend Phoenix, has lost so much weight
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: following your program. She looks so killer and she's had
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: her third kid, and she I'm like, what are you doing?
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: You look at amazing. It's your program. Oh that's awesome.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: By Teddy, Hey to break it to you guys, it
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: does it works. I'm gonna send you before and after picture.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: She looks amazing and it's your program. She did after
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: her second child and now after her third. Oh yeah,
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: thank you so much. Thanks guys for all cramming in
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: this room together like a Mormon party