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Mark interviews WOR weeknight host Jimmy Failla. · The Mark Simone Show

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  Speaker 1: Back to Mark Simone.
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  Speaker 2: Well, Jimmy Phyla the great talk show host, but what
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  Speaker 2: a funny comedian. And he's on every night nine to
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  Speaker 2: midnight on seven to ten wor listen to the show.
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  Speaker 2: You'll get hooked, You'll get addicted. It's great nine to
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  Speaker 2: midnight every weeknight here on WR. And then you got
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  Speaker 2: to watch his Saturday night show on the Fox News Channel.
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  Speaker 2: It's the best late night show on television. President Trump
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  Speaker 2: loves it. It is great ten o'clock Saturday night's Fox
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  Speaker 2: News Channel. And we'll tell you how you can get
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  Speaker 2: tickets to go see it in person. Jimmy Fayla, how
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  Speaker 2: you doing?
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  Speaker 1: You know what, man, I'm a little nervous because we're
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  Speaker 1: sending Harry and Meghan back, and that is the most
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  Speaker 1: inflammatory thing we've sent to a king since July fourth,
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  Speaker 1: seventeen seventy six. Like we might have a war on
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  Speaker 1: our hands after this. I don't think the King wants
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  Speaker 1: them either.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. If they came to you,
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  Speaker 2: Harry and Meghan, and said, we can't get anything going
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  Speaker 2: in America. We can't get a job, we can't get anything,
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  Speaker 2: we can't get a show, what would you advise him
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  Speaker 2: to do.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, what they should have did for real, is
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  Speaker 1: they they they should have never played the victim card,
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  Speaker 1: which is like, oh, it's hard being a royal, you know,
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  Speaker 1: because they're not real royals. They're like Kansas City royals,
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  Speaker 1: you know, like the baseball team. And the reality is
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  Speaker 1: she obviously married him for the fame, and she that's
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  Speaker 1: kind of dwindled here, like it's dawned on her that
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  Speaker 1: nobody cares. Because the only way Harry's ever gonna wear
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  Speaker 1: the crown is if he has a birthday party at
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  Speaker 1: Burger King. Okay, here, there's no relevance attached to him
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  Speaker 1: by whining. So what they should have done for real?
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  Speaker 1: Do you know we have all these really famous Instagram
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  Speaker 1: influencers who do nothing, but they're always showing you their
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  Speaker 1: cars and their jets, like Harry and Meghan in theory,
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  Speaker 1: are the best version of that because neither of them
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  Speaker 1: do nothing. They've been bequeathed, you know, hundreds of millions
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  Speaker 1: of dollars from you know, his royal status, and they
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  Speaker 1: should be leaning into that. Do you remember when Harry
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  Speaker 1: was getting kicked out of the pools in Las Vegas
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  Speaker 1: because he was getting drunk and drinking Heineken. Do you
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  Speaker 1: know what you've got to do to get kicked out
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  Speaker 1: of the pool at the Mandalay Bay. I don't, and
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  Speaker 1: I've tried everything and I still don't know what you
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  Speaker 1: gotta do. And the point is that version of Harry
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  Speaker 1: like he would be like the movie Arthur. We would
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  Speaker 1: like that Harry could You'd be like, oh, it's a
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  Speaker 1: British hooligan, you know, But instead he's doing the you
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  Speaker 1: know the we was me singing. Nobody wants to hear it.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, Also, how did you be the prince? Harry? The
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  Speaker 2: royal family you come to and the only one he
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  Speaker 2: can marry is some woman who is like fifteenth billing
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  Speaker 2: in suits. You can't do better than that.
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  Speaker 1: We're not even talking about a big show here, I
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  Speaker 1: mean as a royal. Yeah, you'd like to think you
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  Speaker 1: could parley that into a little bit more, but you
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  Speaker 1: know he is. He has low self esteem because he's
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  Speaker 1: not even sure the King's is real. Dad, it's the
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  Speaker 1: wold to do. We've all seen those bodyguard photos. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what's to make of this one.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah that's true, Hey, Eric Swallwell, apparently this just happened
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  Speaker 2: about an hour ago. FBI confronted him at the airport,
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  Speaker 2: seized his devices. They had a search warrant to execute
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  Speaker 2: to take all his electronics. You think we'll finally find
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  Speaker 2: out something about this guy, what he was really up to.
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  Speaker 1: Think, I think we have an idea of what he
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  Speaker 1: was really up to. I mean, he's ordering a lot
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  Speaker 1: of Chinese takeouts. You're picking up what I'm putting down.
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  Speaker 1: And I think with the tru I honestly think what
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  Speaker 1: the Trump DOJ is probably trying to do is get
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  Speaker 1: a handle on like who he was really communicating with
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  Speaker 1: beyond her because apparently, like when he was outed as
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  Speaker 1: you know, being trapped in that, you know, the honeypot situation.
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  Speaker 1: You know, they got a briefing that was like, Wow,
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  Speaker 1: this guy has really seen some bad things. But it
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  Speaker 1: doesn't sound like the Biden administration wanted to prosecute it
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  Speaker 1: because it might have been a liability for them. So
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  Speaker 1: it is a really it's a rough time to be
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  Speaker 1: a DC madam right now because a lot of your
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  Speaker 1: client might be tied to this phone. Like, if anybody's
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  Speaker 1: looking for work as a food taster, this is a
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  Speaker 1: good way week to.
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  Speaker 2: Apply in DC. Hey, this guy asof the Senator who's
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  Speaker 2: saying the most ugly vicious things about Trump. Even top
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  Speaker 2: Democratic operative David Axelrod told him to shut up, told
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  Speaker 2: him it's too much, reprimanded him. So, uh is asofkn
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  Speaker 2: A listeners, he gonna keep going with these tirades.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I think he like he enjoys the relevance
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  Speaker 1: he's gaining from this. So I actually think he's now
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  Speaker 1: going to lean in. Because it started with him telling
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  Speaker 1: a joke that looked a little sexist. He was implying
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  Speaker 1: that Trump was with this girl, who, as you know,
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  Speaker 1: is a bone cancer survivor and works as his personal assistant,
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  Speaker 1: and Osov tried to insinulate there was something else going on.
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  Speaker 1: He took that back if you saw him on Jensaki Show.
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  Speaker 1: But now he's leaning in again. Now he's doing the
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  Speaker 1: whole all. You know, Mega's melted down and blah blah blah.
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  Speaker 1: But again he thinks, you know, he's brandishing himself as
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  Speaker 1: wing tough guy, except if you're watching his rallies, they're
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  Speaker 1: having him shot like a Telemundo soap op. He's got
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  Speaker 1: nine pounds of makeup in fifty three camera angles at
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  Speaker 1: his rallies, like it's like, it's really like Days of
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  Speaker 1: our Lives if they were running her senate down in
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  Speaker 1: Georgia and no one, no one takes this guy seriously.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, it really is weird. But he looks like
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  Speaker 1: he's playing James Talerico in a made for TV movies.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and this Trump has a couple of personal assistants.
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  Speaker 2: But Natalie Harp works her tail off. She's working day
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  Speaker 2: and night. You just see the way she works. She's
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  Speaker 2: running around trying to do fifty things. I mean, if
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  Speaker 2: she was sleeping with the boss, she wouldn't be working
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  Speaker 2: that hard. Would she a kind.
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  Speaker 1: Of coast host?
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  Speaker 2: You know what?
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  Speaker 1: Man, that's like, in all honesty, that is the most
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  Speaker 1: brilliant piece of analysis I've ever heard.
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  Speaker 2: You could tell she's the one.
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  Speaker 1: She would sleep with the boss. She'd have some cushy
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  Speaker 1: gigs somewhere to tap the road, right she can. You
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  Speaker 1: know he'd send it down to check on the reflecting
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  Speaker 1: pool once a month. You know, she'd have a good
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  Speaker 1: rackets That's it. That puts the whole thing to bed
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  Speaker 1: for me.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you can have that, because I steal enough stuff
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  Speaker 2: from you and your show. So it's National Radio Day today.
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  Speaker 2: Does that mean anything? Are we supposed to do anything
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  Speaker 2: for that? Yeah, you know, we're.
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  Speaker 1: Supposed to celebrate. I'm sure there's an o R event
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  Speaker 1: we can head over to later in the show. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I was told I could get through security if I dropped.
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  Speaker 2: All the games. It's a big event. You'll meet all
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  Speaker 2: the top radio people from everywhere are going to be there.
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  Speaker 1: I love that. I think it's great. You know, radio
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  Speaker 1: for me is uh, you know, first and foremost. It
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  Speaker 1: takes me, obviously back to my taxi because that's what
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  Speaker 1: I was doing for twelve hours a day. I was
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  Speaker 1: listening to the radio, you know, I was listening to
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  Speaker 1: mister New York. As funny as that sounds, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: imagine a world where you're doing the show just like
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  Speaker 1: you're doing it now, but instead of me being a guest,
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  Speaker 1: I have some pantless time traveler in the backseat who's
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  Speaker 1: yelling at me because his spaceship is out of gas.
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  Speaker 1: And now I've got to sit here and try and
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  Speaker 1: get that guy to the west side. Okay, man, what
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  Speaker 1: a what a country? There are just so many possibilities,
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  Speaker 1: and this conversation might be the ultimate reminder of that.
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  Speaker 2: Wow. So uh yeah, hey, I was listening to the Last
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  Speaker 2: Night Your son is going to college?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Lincoln's going on. He leaves next friday. Uh you
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  Speaker 1: know he he He got a wedge McCole. Listen, he
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  Speaker 1: got a partial scholarship, which is good because we don't
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  Speaker 1: have to sell coke like the Penn State guys. But uh,
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  Speaker 1: you know, you don't know, I mean, the rent don't
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  Speaker 1: pay itself around here with all these with all these
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  Speaker 1: new mom dottie taxes. You know, me and the link
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  Speaker 1: Man might have something going. But the one thing I
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  Speaker 1: will tell you is you're not going to see us
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  Speaker 1: getting busted for dealing drugs on Venmo?
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  Speaker 2: Did you catch that? They are pretty scudid?
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  Speaker 1: Twenty grand on Venmo? Like, what memo do you write? Like,
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  Speaker 1: as you know, if somebody splits the dinner check and
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  Speaker 1: they venmo you eighty bucks, it says like dinner, But
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  Speaker 1: what are you attached to twenty two thousand dollars on
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  Speaker 1: a Venmo? What are you right for a memo? You know,
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  Speaker 1: some dinner?
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  Speaker 2: Hey, but you're not worried sending your kids to college
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  Speaker 2: that he's going to come back as socialist totally indoctrinated.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that is our actual deal for real, is that
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  Speaker 1: I told him I will pay for college. But if
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  Speaker 1: he comes home this Thanksgiving and tells me he's Queer
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  Speaker 1: for Palestine, I'm taking all the money back. I want
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  Speaker 1: everything back. Hey, we're going to get this documented. I
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  Speaker 1: don't have one of those in me. And yeah, that
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  Speaker 1: is a concern because even in his college Upstate, at
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  Speaker 1: a Sunni school. But the minute we got there, you know,
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  Speaker 1: there's big George Floyd Murrol, all the you know, the
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  Speaker 1: the Antifa flags, all the private it's all there. And
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  Speaker 1: I told them, I'm like, you have to just lean
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  Speaker 1: in and laugh at how ridiculous it is, because it's
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  Speaker 1: you know, it's not going to go away, you know.
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  Speaker 1: So you just got to enjoy all the performative stupidity
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  Speaker 1: of you know, you're taking the SAPs on stolen land
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  Speaker 1: and blah blah blah. Wow.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, you got to listen to Jimmy Taylor every weeknight,
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  Speaker 2: nine to a minute. It is such a great show.
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  Speaker 2: His radio shows nine to midnight right here on w
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  Speaker 2: o R. You can hear tonight, Well what do you
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  Speaker 2: have on tonight?
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  Speaker 1: Lara Trump is back on the show presidential daughter in law.
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  Speaker 2: So that's a good one.
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  Speaker 1: And yeah, that's totally a makeup by her because I
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  Speaker 1: invited her on the TV show. She said, no, I'll
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  Speaker 1: do Radio's the best I.
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  Speaker 2: Can do is the Punk All Fats.
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  Speaker 1: So we'll have Lara Trump. But that's going to that's
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  Speaker 1: going to be a hot one and I believe and
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  Speaker 1: Kennedy's coming by, so we'll do some Well, we got
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  Speaker 1: to talk about Columbia House with with Kennedy because she's
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  Speaker 1: an MTVVJ.
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  Speaker 2: Of course, yeah, Columbia. Yeah. Hey, also make sure you
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  Speaker 2: watch his a TV show, Fox News Channel Saturday nights
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  Speaker 2: at ten o'clock. It is the single best show in
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  Speaker 2: late night television, best monologue anywhere in television late night show.
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  Speaker 2: But it's ten o'clock Saturday night on the Fox News Channel.
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  Speaker 1: It's a it's a hot Friday night, like tomorrow night,
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  Speaker 1: we're taping a double because we're taping our Labor Day
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  Speaker 1: summer special tomorrow night, so pretty much half the Fox
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  Speaker 1: News channels on Lincoln's on. There's a couple of clowns
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  Speaker 1: tomorrow night. I think you'd get a kick out of it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, sometimes somebody will say, hey, can you
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  Speaker 2: get me a tour though a Fox. I'd love to
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  Speaker 2: go get a to forget the tour. Just get these tickets,
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  Speaker 2: go see Jimmy Failey. You'll meet a million well known people.
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  Speaker 2: You'll be right there at Fox. It's a great It's
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  Speaker 2: free too, don't you. If you take somebody, you don't
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  Speaker 2: great stuff and listen to Jimmy Fayler tonight nine to
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  Speaker 2: midnight here on w o R. Jimmy Fayler, thanks for
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  Speaker 2: being with us. You're the best. Mark See you buddy,
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  Speaker 2: all right, take care? Oh yeah, I'll see them tonight
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  Speaker 2: National Radio Day. We're having a big iHeart party with
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you all about it. Oh Wally, I won't
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