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2082 - Pop and Bravo with Dylan and Pat of Bad TV · Pink Shade: Reality TV with Mary Payne

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  Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It's Thursday where we
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  Speaker 1: talk about Bravo and sometimes pop culture. Today, I've got
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  Speaker 1: my friends. I've got Dylan and Pat from Bad TV.
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  Speaker 1: How you doing? Guys?
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  Speaker 2: Pat, you go first tell Mary Payne how you're doing.
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  Speaker 3: I'm doing wonderful. I'm happy to be on Pink Shade.
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  Speaker 3: I miss you.
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  Speaker 1: I m P Dylan, how you doing?
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  Speaker 2: I echo his sentiments we miss you? And I just
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  Speaker 2: wish that I had a subtitle the way that Pat
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  Speaker 2: has on his screen, the bad Boy of Reality TV
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  Speaker 2: recap at Dylan Pete Wren. I feel a little lame,
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  Speaker 2: but we miss you terribly.
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  Speaker 4: MP.
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  Speaker 2: It's really good to see you you guys.
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  Speaker 1: Pat, Where have you come up with this title?
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  Speaker 3: By the way, Kate Chastin gave us from gave it
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  Speaker 3: to us from Below Deck.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so you're sticking with it.
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  Speaker 3: And by the way, if Dylan and I don't talk
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  Speaker 3: over each other, it's because Reality Steve when we were
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  Speaker 3: on his show, he uh coached us up, actually chastised
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  Speaker 3: us on uh cross talk. So that's why we don't
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  Speaker 3: talk over each other.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks to you, well, I we cross talk all over each
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  Speaker 1: other on this show, and I try to stop, but
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  Speaker 1: sometimes you can't help me. You want to make your point.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Steve's doing I think he's talking about Dylan. Don't
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  Speaker 3: do that. Seve's gonna yell you Steve, Like, is he
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  Speaker 3: in trouble now because Bachelor's been canceled? Like, what is
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  Speaker 3: Steve doing now? I think he's talking about sports?
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  Speaker 1: Is that true?
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  Speaker 2: We're just lobbing opaque? Fucking cannonball is a reality Steve
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  Speaker 2: right now on Mary Payn's airwaves.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know him. Am I supposed to be
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  Speaker 1: mad at him? Do you want to talk about how
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  Speaker 1: much we don't like Nick Vile? We can talk about that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he sucks, He's talk I'm excited to see
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  Speaker 2: Taylor Frankie Paul's cut down season of The Bachelorette. You know,
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  Speaker 2: we've been begging the show to do shorter episodes, and
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  Speaker 2: I think that this season might have seven minute episodes.
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  Speaker 2: What the scoop?
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  Speaker 1: What's the scoop on that? When are they really like?
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  Speaker 1: What is the scoop?
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  Speaker 2: When are they releasing? I think it's like September or something.
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  Speaker 2: They're going to release it later in the year. But
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  Speaker 2: they got a lot of editing to do. And it's
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  Speaker 2: strange because there's no amount of editing that could take
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  Speaker 2: the person that threw a chair at her boyfriend and
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  Speaker 2: child off the television screen. She's the main person.
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  Speaker 3: I love. I love how though they think enough time
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  Speaker 3: passes that then it's okay.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Can I tell you they're not.
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  Speaker 3: All chairs being thrown at a baby? You ever heard that.
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  Speaker 1: Saying they're not wrong? Because she's on a little bit
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  Speaker 1: of redemption tour right where she just admitted that she
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  Speaker 1: was in and out of a treatment facility, self checked
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  Speaker 1: in and checked right out. I'm just here to tell
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  Speaker 1: you that's not great. When you check in and check
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  Speaker 1: right back out. Well you should stay stay a bit.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think it helps that. I think her baby
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  Speaker 3: daddy or fiance Dakota just called the cops on her again.
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  Speaker 3: So he's really throwing a wrench into this. Yeah, it
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  Speaker 3: wasn't that this week.
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  Speaker 2: He's a saboteur, he's a real he's a real dick.
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  Speaker 2: He's just trying to take her down because she's on
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  Speaker 2: a path of righteousness and self improvement and Dakota is
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  Speaker 2: just trying to throw speed bumps in her way.
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  Speaker 1: Is that true. Did he call the cops on her
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  Speaker 1: this week? Because they have a straight they have no
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  Speaker 1: contact with each other, they can't be Yeah, it was.
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  Speaker 3: Something over a custody issue again this week. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 3: could be wrong across you know, I guess fact check me.
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  Speaker 3: By the way, now that.
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  Speaker 2: We're talking about the fact checking, it's real. It was
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  Speaker 2: a day ago he called the He called the cops
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  Speaker 2: on on Taylor Frankie Paul. So yeah, So anyways, we're
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  Speaker 2: excited for that season.
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  Speaker 3: Hold on, I want to talk about this because we're
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  Speaker 3: talking about The Bachelor. I always say that I should
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  Speaker 3: be a producer for TV. You know, by the way,
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  Speaker 3: the Bachelor people producers. I know they probably listened Pink Shad.
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  Speaker 3: They probably big fans. Do not steal this idea. Scrap
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  Speaker 3: Bachelor and Bachelorette future shows. Here is your zillion dollar idea,
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  Speaker 3: because this is what people want to see. Bachelor legacy.
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  Speaker 3: Take the Bachelor cast from season one to season five,
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  Speaker 3: two thousand and two to two thousand and six. Put
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  Speaker 3: the best of the best that are all single. Now
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  Speaker 3: have them in a house. The show is one hour,
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  Speaker 3: not two hours. You have I don't know thirty people,
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  Speaker 3: fifteen males fifteen females. It's a recapture of the past.
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  Speaker 3: You look back on their past season because we love
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  Speaker 3: seeing all that old footage. We see what they're up
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  Speaker 3: to now, and then we're not reinventing the wheel. We're
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  Speaker 3: going on dates with these people, kaya reconnecting them and
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  Speaker 3: it's just gonna be a fun show. And I'd love
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  Speaker 3: to watch that show on Monday nights.
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  Speaker 1: Like singles and singles. Not sure, Yeah, got gotcha.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that show could easily get one hundred
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  Speaker 2: thousand people. You think so, yeah, easily.
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  Speaker 1: You know who should host it? Friend Mark Wahlberg.
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  Speaker 3: I'd love that.
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  Speaker 1: He'd be so good at it.
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  Speaker 3: He'd be like, yeah, steal the reunion, that weasel, Nick Vile.
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  Speaker 2: That's right, Okay, Hey MP, sorry, it's your show. We
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  Speaker 2: kind of forget sometimes, we just we we we haven't
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  Speaker 2: seen you in such a long time, so when we
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  Speaker 2: get in these chat rooms with you, we just get
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  Speaker 2: excited and want to mix it up and start pitching
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  Speaker 2: our ideas.
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  Speaker 3: No, let's kill on reality T. Hey reality T. I
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  Speaker 3: want you to write this. Pat for Bad TV said,
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  Speaker 3: why is Nick Vile hijacking reunions from Netflix shows that
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  Speaker 3: he doesn't host that loser.
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  Speaker 1: That that is at bad TV Podcast. If anybody'd like
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  Speaker 1: to make comments, the d ms are open over on
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  Speaker 1: at bad tv Podcast, not at Pink Shade. I have lots.
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  Speaker 1: I also have feelings on Nick Viole, but you know
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  Speaker 1: we've discussed it at nauseum the three of us, So
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  Speaker 1: let me pull up my notes here for Bravo. Let's
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  Speaker 1: talk about I've been listening to all your recaps, of course,
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  Speaker 1: as I do, and I have to tell you your
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  Speaker 1: Valley recaps are so funny. And can I tell you
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  Speaker 1: that so when you it's whenever. I'm always listening on
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  Speaker 1: Patreon and I hear it and it's the Summer of
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  Speaker 1: sixty nine? Is the song that you play for that show?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? I think, why, oh no, no, no, no, Summer of
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  Speaker 2: sixty nine is? Can I just say big hug through
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  Speaker 2: the television screen. I don't know how you find the
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  Speaker 2: time to listen to us. We love you for listening
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  Speaker 2: to us.
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  Speaker 1: I'm in the car, I'm blow drying my hair. Got
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  Speaker 1: I got time, I got time.
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  Speaker 3: The heat is on.
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  Speaker 1: The heat is on. Yes, okay, it's summer for a
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  Speaker 1: summer house. And by the way, I listen to those
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  Speaker 1: two and I don't even watch Summerhouse. I just listened
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  Speaker 1: to you.
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  Speaker 3: Talking about it.
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  Speaker 2: That's true.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is on because it's hot in the valley,
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  Speaker 1: Is that why?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, the valley is seven to fifteen degrees hotter than
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  Speaker 2: other parts of Los Angeles right now. It's like, what
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  Speaker 2: is it seventy seven degrees in Silver Lake. It's actually
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  Speaker 2: one hundred and twenty seven degrees in Woodland Hills. So
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  Speaker 2: you know, that's just kind of the thing.
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  Speaker 3: Now, MP The valley was made fun of for at
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  Speaker 3: least fifty years, mocked in multiple movies as a horrible
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  Speaker 3: place to live, as a horrible place to be dragged
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  Speaker 3: to if you were a girl that wanted to live
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  Speaker 3: up in the hills. I think swingers made fun of,
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  Speaker 3: like don't go to the eight winy eight. And now
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  Speaker 3: it is the crown jewel of Los Angeles. People are
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  Speaker 3: begging to get into the real estate market here in
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  Speaker 3: the valley.
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  Speaker 1: But Danny and Ea are so poor they couldn't even
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  Speaker 1: afford the valley. They had to go to Santa Clarita.
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  Speaker 2: All of these people are so poor they can't afford
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  Speaker 2: the valley. The valley used to be a working class,
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  Speaker 2: four people in the industry with families that were not like,
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  Speaker 2: you know, douchebags that lived in Santa Monica and Beverly Hills.
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  Speaker 2: Now it's being overrun by you know, people from the valley.
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  Speaker 2: I mean the TV showed the valley. You know, it's
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  Speaker 2: bad Mauricio. We've talked about it before. It's Mauricio's fault.
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  Speaker 2: Mauricio has destroyed the valley.
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  Speaker 1: The agency is the agency.
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  Speaker 2: The agency.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, well we can blame him for a few things then, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: definitely his wife turned into a lesbian be blamed for that?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, him, that was that was just her friend.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I'm sorry, Okay, I'm an Mike, you love me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure. Speaking of the stop playing all day.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to be.
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  Speaker 1: On except when I was on TV. Except when I
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  Speaker 1: was on TV. Given Kyle that pretty little lady a tattoo,
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  Speaker 1: remember that was? She just let her friend tattoo her
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  Speaker 1: or tattooed her. I was like, I don't, this is
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  Speaker 1: not regulated. You so has to do that. Yeah, yeah, weird.
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  Speaker 2: If I was MO, I wouldn't be as vindictive as him,
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  Speaker 2: but I would have definitely had a lot more questions
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  Speaker 2: than he had. But anyways, it's fine.
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  Speaker 3: But by the way, if you want to meet Moe
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  Speaker 3: in person, head over to Craigs on any night that
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  Speaker 3: ends in. Why he'll be leaning up to the bar
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  Speaker 3: and if you're younger than twenty five, he'll hit on you.
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  Speaker 1: That's where we saw him. We were in la at Crags.
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  Speaker 3: I knew it.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, we were done with dinner. Was me and my producer,
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  Speaker 1: Ingrid and Matt mar Reality Gaze. We were at dinner.
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  Speaker 1: We'd had a nice dinner and uh we because you
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  Speaker 1: know why not, we had another drink because I'm definitely
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  Speaker 1: sure we needed it and stood at the bar and
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  Speaker 1: Ingrid's like, h six o'clock, Mauricio, it was like ten
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  Speaker 1: o'clock and he was coming in for dinner with a
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  Speaker 1: blonde young lady.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Now, if you want to find him in the
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  Speaker 2: daylight kind of the like a day walk or kind
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  Speaker 2: of sighting, Yeah, just go to any of the pot
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  Speaker 2: shops around Laurel Canyon, Adventura and.
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  Speaker 3: You'll see him.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Well he's busy, he's booked and blessed.
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  Speaker 1: That's so funny. Well, the valley, I gotta tell you,
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  Speaker 1: I know that it's depressing, but like you guys have
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  Speaker 1: said on your show, like because you guys are sort
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  Speaker 1: of that same age and that same shit with little
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  Speaker 1: kids and wives that I've had babies and and I
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  Speaker 1: do appreciate how you guys are like, yeah, your wife
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  Speaker 1: just had a baby. She doesn't want to have sex
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  Speaker 1: to you, and she doesn't want you to go fishing,
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  Speaker 1: Like yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I think one of the frustrating things about the show
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  Speaker 2: is I think that like my generation to a certain degree,
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  Speaker 2: past generation, Pat's an excer or Pats an exer. I
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  Speaker 2: think I'm a millennial, but we're like actively trying to
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  Speaker 2: be better fathers than our fathers were and be more
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  Speaker 2: active with the kids, be more engaged with the rear ring.
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  Speaker 2: And I see my friends and I'm like hopeful, like
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  Speaker 2: we're all kind of, you know, trying to do better.
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  Speaker 2: And then I watched The Valley and I'm reminded that
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  Speaker 2: there are just guys out there that do not fucking
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  Speaker 2: get it. I mean, I understand that Luke's has a
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  Speaker 2: particularly difficult thing on his hands. I think Kristin is
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  Speaker 2: dealing with a pretty you know, pretty serious bout of
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  Speaker 2: postpartum anxiety.
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  Speaker 1: Totally, but.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, Pat jokes about it all the time. Do this,
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  Speaker 2: rub her shoulders and shut your fucking mouth. What are
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  Speaker 2: you doing talking about how you feel right now? It's
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  Speaker 2: so crazy.
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  Speaker 3: The advice i'd give the young men with you know,
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  Speaker 3: with a newborn and your wife at home, just shut
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  Speaker 3: up for two years.
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  Speaker 1: Oh two years, okay, well you can do. But by
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  Speaker 1: then maybe another baby's come along. So now you got
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  Speaker 1: to shut for four ho what's.
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  Speaker 2: Four Yeah, that's that's how you get that's how you get.
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  Speaker 2: Just mash casualty events. I wouldn't say just shut up
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  Speaker 2: for two years, but definitely for the first couple of months,
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  Speaker 2: four to six months, Like, let's definitely he was talking
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  Speaker 2: about sexual Luke was talking about his frustration with the
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  Speaker 2: sexual fast when she was three months postpartum, which is
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  Speaker 2: I didn't I just didn't think guys did that. Still,
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  Speaker 2: it's just such a not not for any kind of
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  Speaker 2: altruistic reasoning, but it's just a it's kind of like
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  Speaker 2: a survival thing, like don't you don't want to you
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  Speaker 2: don't want to go in that that area. It's actually
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  Speaker 2: really dangerous.
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  Speaker 3: Near there.
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  Speaker 1: It's just like you're like they can see the husband
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  Speaker 1: can see what your body looks like, like mashed potatoes
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  Speaker 1: after you had a baby, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: They can see what you look like, they can see
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  Speaker 1: how you haven't slept, they can see how you're you know,
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  Speaker 1: all the physical stuff plus the mental stuff. And then
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  Speaker 1: if the wife has longer maternity leave and stays home
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  Speaker 1: and doesn't go back to work or whatever, and then
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  Speaker 1: you're dealing with like one person has it slept, it's
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  Speaker 1: really really bad. And then to have dudes in cargo
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  Speaker 1: shorts with cameras in your house all the time, it's
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  Speaker 1: got to be like another layer of Like I can't
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  Speaker 1: even get in my kitchen to get a coke because
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  Speaker 1: these guys are stomping around my tiny house.
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 3: Bravo's original programming was you know, housewives, and then it
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: was people working at bars and now of late, you're
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: starting to see this program of family oriented like parenting,
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: because you have, of course The Valley, and then you
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: had the Shaw's Valley and what's the other.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: One in this City is in the City Babies.
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're starting to do that. I think there's more
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: to come and it's kind of an interesting.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: I'm so despondent about the pausing of Ladies of London,
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: Like what I mean that show was, That's what my
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: wife was saying, Stellar Steller, you doing not.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: Green lighting that immediately immediately.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: It's just like Rhode Island. It took off. Everybody loved everybody.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: It was so great. And then, of course the rumors
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: have come out that Margo and her husband did some
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: sort of lawsuit against Bravo saying she got a bad
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: edit for looking like a homophobe. Well, you were like
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: literally saying to Mark Francis like ew, prance Away like ew,
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: like you were a homophobe lady, right, And I was
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: always trying to be nice to her because I was like, oh,
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: maybe she's got some issues, but no, now I hate
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: her because I think she got.
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: One lawsuits has Bravo had. That's not a reason to
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: slow production.
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: Dylan, can I take you. They need to stop making deals.
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: So when Ninia comes out and sues them and then
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: you find out that they made a backdoor deal to
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: give her a reality show, you open up the door.
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: You got to have like a steel wall that says
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: we're not negotiating, you signed a contract.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: We always say that reality television talent is the lowest
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: wrong and they should be treated as such. I mean,
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: that's how we get the best TV. You know, they
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: should be treated like war criminals, honestly.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: And you know I cover Love after Lockups, So there
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: you go back to the valley real quick.
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: So one of the issues with the Valley that I
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: have is it is it leans a little depressing.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: It does, but that time of your life is kind
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: of depressing.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: It can't be really hard.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: It's hard.
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: So I always say what's missing from the Valley is
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: some fun, and what brings fun is new couples. So
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: if I was a producer in casting, I'd say, why
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: don't we have two younger, hot couples in the mix,
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: because there's there's nothing wrong. More is always better in
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: reality TV. As Matt Sharp with Love after lock Up
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: in ninety Days, he just throws couples at the you know,
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: at you.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: It's just because rotating, rotating door, five minute vignettes, five
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: minute vignettes, and then you just your brain just keeps
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: getting it.
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: And then they move on really quickly. And now Meredith,
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: first sight I saw they're gonna have seven couples in
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: this new season. Love it for a sight, finally realize
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: more is better, seven couples. I don't understand why the
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: Valley they threw a bunch of you know, they added Laala,
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: they added Swartz. I don't really think they add anything
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: to the show.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: I think Laala does. I think Laala does Schwartz. It's
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: just like, Hi.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: So much.
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: No I hate Swarts.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: I know you, I know you hate Schwartz, but I
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: don't know you hate Lala.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: I don't hate Laala. I just I think she's trying
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: to find her place in the group. And it's kind
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: of as like the The Mama Bear is where I.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: Think, Yeah, I think Pat's issue and people can feel
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: this with lawas it's it's a little contrived.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: The Valley is a much you mean you're gonna get popped?
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: What you mean?
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: Right? Right? So so like so absolutely not though, right
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: we can't do that. You can't go from like criticizing
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: women about their summer bodies and then start talking about
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: how people are going to get capped years later. But
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: the Valley has a serious problem with the cast. I
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: don't think that the cast is entertaining enough. I don't
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: think they're dynamic enough. I don't think they're intelligent enough.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: I mean, you can see when you're watching reality TV.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: You can see when people have a dynamic wit that
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: you want to keep watching. No one on this show
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: has that. No one on this show has it except
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: for Lacey. Lacey is the only one, and she's not
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: on the show that often.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: She doesn't have a dynamic wit. She's just mean.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: She's crazy, though I do I think that's she's got
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: a whit. But Nia needs a more robust challenge. La
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: La is not going to cut it. But if we
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: could talk about bad dads for one second, Danny is
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: you look at Danny, who's if you have four children
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: and your body looks like that.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: It's incredible his body. You're like, Wow, you drink a lot,
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: but how does your body look like that?
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm not saying that, you know, if you're
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: into that kind of thing and that's what you know,
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: that's what makes you happy. That's fine, but it's also
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: very clearly you and Nia are about the presentation, and
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: it's so they're they're they're so bad at navigating like
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: this this lie that they're telling, which is we're just
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: here to know you guys are here to present this thing.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: You're both very pageanty and uh. And then you've got Zach,
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: who is just one of the most grating people I've
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: seen on reality TV and.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: Something, what are you talking about?
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: What do you mean?
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: Why do I always have to interject? I don't know
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: why I always have to be in the middle. Zach.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: You do not, you giant headed monster. You do not
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: have to be in the middle of everything. Oh but
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: it's a great show. We love covering it.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: He has, he has been full eyes. Who do I
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: have a problem with, Well, you know Danny's closet drinking
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: and hiding white claws in the bathroom and saying he's
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: not drinking while he's pouring Tito's into a solo cup.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: For me, as a wife of a recovering alcoholic, it's
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: pretty fucking triggering. Danny is very triggering to me, and
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: every single thing Lala is saying, as she is also
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: a recovering alcoholic, about when you're hiding it and doing things.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: Everything he's doing is things I used to do. And
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: this is you have a drinking problem. Like that's it.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: And the more they can be like, well, everybody else drinks,
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: everybody else puts their shit out there. I'm gonna get
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: drunk and fall down and maybe throw up and whatever.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: Like I'm not in a closet hiding I'm not taking
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: white claws up to the bathroom and saying I didn't
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: do it. I'm not saying I'm not drinking at your
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: party while the camera catches you pouring Tito's into a
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: solo cup, like you have a drinking problem. Like I
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: understand your church, you know, doesn't like gay people and
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: doesn't like drunks. I get it, but you need to
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: just he to me is the biggest problem.
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: The leather pants, Oh my gosh, the leather pants alone,
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: we hear you, mp well.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: And the other thing is like other people do drink,
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: but the the the wreckage is a self directed thing.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: They're not. They're not smacking people on the ass or
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: following people into closets and making people feel uncomfortable. They're
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: just embarrassing themselves, which is fine, and maybe they get
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: into a fight. I think the thing that's really frustrating
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: is Danny's. Danny's I don't understand the allegiance that the
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: cast has to these this queen and king of the show.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: It's like aunt Hill Empire. Are these two presiding over
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: But when Danny gets to fall back on this, I
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: just don't want my I don't want this narrative to
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: be perpetuated. That's why I'm hiding it. It's like, no, dude,
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: that's not what's going on. Man, That's not it. It's
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: a convenient thing for you to say, this is why
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: I'm doing it. You just have a substance abuse problem.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: It's fine all of us. Do you know one way
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: with one thing or another?
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: I put this theory out there on our show, which
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: is when Jack left, it opened up like a space,
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: and I think they're all fighting for who show it is,
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: So they're all kind of like grouping up together to
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: see to grab power. So Brittany, I think is lost
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: without Jack's as much as a scumbag as he is,
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: because at least he held power at the top of
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: the pyramid and now he's it's a free for all,
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: so they're all trying to form their own little groups.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: Well, I like how Brittany has come out and just
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: said like this shit with Nia, like she's fake. I
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: like how she's just like and Chris is like, wow,
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: I've never heard Brittany like have so much vitrioll. I
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: was like, she barely said six words. She was just like,
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: I don't trust the girl. Well, I don't know why
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: she takes up for her husband, and she just sort
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: of called it like it is with Nia. And I
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: liked it because I was like, Okay, that made me
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: respect Brittany that she's just like I'm not going to
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: go on this narrative like Nia so nice? Nia so nice?
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: She's not, you know, little little Batty gave me some
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: information this week, Danny did Are you aware that Danny
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: and Nia have a daughter that is actively an actress
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: making money for the family. Oh?
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: They you mean they want of their kids? The four
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: world I've seen come with me as I get ready
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: for my day and as I take my daughter to
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: blah blah.
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's actually kind of funding the family to a
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: certain degree.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: Well, she must.
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: Who's a little battye Oh, that's our listeners.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: Okay. I was like, is that is that a rapper
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: that I don't know? Little Battie?
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's a little zan. Yeah. Little Adelaide is the
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: cutest little.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: Kid I I the newest.
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: My gosh, she's so freaking cute. But yes, I can't
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: stand the gas lighting of Brittany. Poor Brittany who is
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: allowing men into her life that are throwing her into
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: hedges and asking her for forty bucks so they can
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: get home. There's a big problem there. But also leave
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: her alone. If she wants to suck down shellfish the
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: night before a major surgery, let her. Okay, she's one
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: hundred percent right about me, as she's the only one
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: that can see it.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: That's and I'm glad she's the I think other people
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: see it, but they don't want to say it.
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: Alaa sees it of course, just so weird.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: It's like, what are you? You're not going after Alan
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: Dulles and the Cia. Okay, it's two people that live
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: in a fucking track home in Santa Clarita. What is
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: everyone so intimidated about? Just be honest about what they're doing.
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: Well, they're not intimidated by Danny. He's like a you know,
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: he's like a caribou with a bum knee, like you
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: can eat him alive. It's Nia. She's the force and
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: you'll see that. And you know, we saw the teaser
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: like she stood in front of Danny when Lala was
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: coming for him. It's a it's a pretty fun scene.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, wait a second, Wait a second, a second, can
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: we just go back to caribou with the bum knee?
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so yeah, any hooved kind of prey if they
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: need to be as agile as humanly possible because they're uh,
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: they're they're attacked by wolves, lions, lions.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: So they can't run very fast and they they're gonna
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: be the first one taken.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: Y think think of Danny as like a drunk caribou,
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: Like if if a cariboo had snuck a bunch of
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: buffalo trace in a closet and then was trying to
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: get away by from wolf was trying to break its
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: steamer with its mouth.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: If you guys aren't listening to bad TV, this is
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: what you're getting. This is what you're getting. It's a
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: lot of real and you've made some sort of cia reference.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: I just let it go because you know, last time
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: I mentioned something about an airport and you went offered, Tim,
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: and it's about Dulla's airport, So I, yeah, I can't.
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: To continue the metaphor. So Danny as the drunk caribou,
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: A bunch of wolves are eating him alive, and he's
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: trying to tell them that he actually didn't drink. They
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: still eat it.
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: They don't care, They're just tearing into his flesh. Yeah,
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: that's right.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: I love. I loved on last episode the description and
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: the nonsense discussion of Colk holding the cooking and I
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: was like, isn't that just like what Jerry Folwell Junior
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: did with his wife and the poor boy he sat
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: in the corner and watch the pull boyfuck his wife.
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right, and then then you pretend to cry,
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: but you're actually getting off on it.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: And also puff Daddy did that with Cassie and whoever.
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm a massive fan of that.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: By the way, how much have you experienced in life
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: where that's where you need to go to get off?
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: Are you asking me?
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: If you if you had a response to that, MP,
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: I'd be concerned.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: You're like lady you're saying you're you're you're in your
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: coastal fashion, sitting at your beach house like you're here,
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: way different than I thought. Okay, let's talk about Rhode
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: Island though, because a lot of things came up, and
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: when we start, we're continuing this rumor about Rosie and
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: this basketball coach. Now, you guys are sports people. Who
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: is this basketball coach? Is like University of Rhode Island
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: basketball coach or something.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: No, even big sports people don't know who this person is.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: Okay, and it's like community college basketball coach. I don't understand.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: I'm not sure.
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: I don't think it's like a big Let me tell
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: you what the what it speaks to. It speaks to
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: small town. And in a small town like this, everybody's
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: in everybody's business. So he does not even a name,
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: but you can't get away with anything in a small town.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: She's the local news, she's the local news girl doing
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: the weather, you know, local on the eights and all that.
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and he's a well known basketball coach, probably for
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: the community college or maybe a small university there, so
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: everyone knows. And again that's partly to why the show
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: was so successful. Is you know Kelsey knows that Rosie
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: has two mortgages because she probably dated the guy.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: Yea the mortgage? Yeah yeah right?
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: And I found a picture of him. Do you mind
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: if I share the picture? No?
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: Let me see it? Is he real ugly? Because they
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: talked about how a lot who Let's see this is
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: the guy? Well he looks like University of Georgia but
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: his kids, but it can't be right. Is the Rhode
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: Island Bulldogs.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: I don't know guy Providence. He's a good looking guy, but.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: He looks like he's in his forties.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: Can I share it happened?
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: Let me share a personal story. I think the audience
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: will enjoy this, Okay. I don't ever understand how people
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: in a small town, for example, Brian thinking he's going
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: to get away with an affair.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: Okay, that my mom stupid.
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: My mom was married to a guy. Okay, and this
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: guy that she was married to decided it was a
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: good idea to get engaged to another woman three towns over,
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: and then had the balls to print their engagement of
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: a photo of them and announce it in a newspaper.
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: Thinking he's going to get away with it, right, and
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: then go on a trip with this woman to Disney
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: World with this woman. And while he's gone, my mom
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: gets a phone call from the girl who's engaged to
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: my mom's husband, saying, I think we have a problem.
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: My sisters engaged to your husband. And I'm sitting there
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: watching my Saturday Morning cartoons and my Mom's like, oh no, no,
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: he's married to me, and I hear the whole thing
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: go down. Small town bullshit, How the F do you
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: think you're gonna get away with this? It took about
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: ten minutes for the phone to start ringing off the
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: hook for my mom to find out he had a
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: separate apartment three towns over, living a completely different life,
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: and he got away with it for about three months
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: before the entire town doew And actually people knew before that.
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: But I don't know how Bryant thought he was going
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: to take this. When you're having an affair, you can't
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: go out to dinner. What you're left with is probably
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: having sex in your office and that's it.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: And an affair in La it would be hard exactly
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: go out in public all the time here and they're
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: in Cranston.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Yes, I mean, it's crazy. The rosie stuff is crazy.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: The Kelsey stuff is crazy. This is And then even
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: I kind of forgot until we got to the reunion
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: about the thing about Kelsey dating Dino, because I think
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: when that first came on the show, I was like,
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: so with my spreadsheet trying to figure out their faces.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: I literally had a spreadsheet. I was like, I don't
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: understand who is all they look like the same person.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: Finally figured it out. We also we also talked about
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: Billy and Alicia, and she's just I hope she doesn't
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: go Jorinda and lean so far into like her catchphrases,
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: like I hope she just stays kookie, like Sonya Morgan,
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: you know. But she was like, I don't know when
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: if I was dating he was a staka. But she
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: says that that they are just they are now discussing
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: a wedding, and she goes, I want to do it
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: in Greece because his family's from Greece and you know,
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: Mama Mia and all that. So so are we seeing
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: season two wedding in Greece.
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: He's in some drama, and I think she may be
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: smart enough to now start you know, how these people are.
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: They now start getting feedback and they're like, no, you
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: got to start. You got to start thinking season three,
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: make season two your planning with Billy and a little drama,
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: and that's how I think it's going to play out.
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: The real question is I predicted Kelsey's going to dump
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: that dude, that dud William, because you can't be serious
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: with the guy who admits he beats off on a reunit. Okay,
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: you got to dump that loser.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: And you're calling him William his god given government name,
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: William l Europa.
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: Got to dump that dou because you know she's getting
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: DMD by people that I don't know.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: Are the court look at her? Are you know she's
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: got another guy that's going to give her another house,
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: another nice car bill. Is like, I'm two car payments
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: away from being done with your car payment.
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right. But it was going to keep that
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: gym members. So he's gone. Now. The real question is
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: Rula and Brian. I will say currently, right now, she
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: is still getting information about what a scumbag Brian is.
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: I say, six months before the new season drops, there's
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: an announcement of a separate There is no way that
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: marriage survives us.
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: Into season two. There's there's something to be said. For like,
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: I think like my generation and people are getting divorced
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: very very quickly and very very good. That good, that's great.
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: I I I understand like sticking together and taking the
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: vows very seriously in sickness and in health and all
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: that stuff. It It drives me insane to see somebody
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: like Rula stick with somebody like that. Does it like
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: frustrate you to see Rula standing beside somebody who deserves
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: absolutely no loyalty whatsoever at this point.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: That rule of thing is so crazy. Well, first of all,
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: we should showed up with that. Rachel knows from New
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: Jersey that the who will knows the same knows as
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: Rachel from New Jersey. Remember, I don't listen the god
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: bless she didn't like her nose. She wanted to fix it.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: Everybody's got something, and I'm all for plastic surgery. Do
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: what you want. I don't know why everybody goes with
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: that nose, like, I don't know why everybody goes with that.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: Oh that's everybody goes with that nose.
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: The office and he points literally at a ski slope
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: and he says, you want this, and they say this, No.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: I think it is. It's Cindylou who who is just
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: only two from Whoville. That's what it is. It's they
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: turned to the side. It's like, whoop, it's crazy. So anyway,
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: so she got it, God bless them. She likes it.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: You know, she got a lip flip whatever. Okay, great,
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: But the more that Joe Ellen just is like just
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: like it's just like she's gonna pull out a CBS script,
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: like she's got so many receipts, so many receipts, and
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: every time they talk about it, Joel and I go, oh, no,
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: that was wrong, No hold on, let me just and
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: she's just and Nope, that's wrong. She's got so many
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: receipts that Rula just needs to stop. Okay. When they
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: said when they said, Rula said Brian was divorced in
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: twenty ten, she met him in twenty thirteen. They got
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: married in twenty sixteen. But she will not say March seventh,
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: July fourth, October third. She won't say the date of
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: the anniversary, which is probably pretty she won't say it.
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: But here's the thing. Though, he comes out and he
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: has a timeline that's two years off. Forget the month.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: He's two years off. Their timeline and Pat and I
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: discussed this. You know, Pat's had to coordinate some stuff
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: in the a legal environment, right, and whether it's in
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: a legal environment or you're just trying to hide some
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: shit from your mom when you're in high school with
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: your friends. Yeah, the usual suspects this shit. Get everyone
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: all start straight bucking page.
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah if it's this isn't even.
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: An elaborate scam, it's a six year timeline. Lula and Brian,
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: pull your head out of your ass because you have
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: a very fear You want to talk about a wounded caribou.
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: Joe Ellen is a wolf. Okay, she's so good at
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: this and I know that she's a psycho, but I
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: love he She was the hero of that episode. I mean,
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: she was unbelievable that reunion can. I so grateful for her.
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: She did more work than she needed to do. I
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: would have said, the one last piece of evidence, reach
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: out to the Spanish teacher aka Brian's ex and just
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: get a statement from her.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, But I mean Joe Ellen is
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: like Brian got divorced in March of twenty sixteen. You
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: were pregnant in February of twenty sixteen. So you did
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: get pregnant while he was still married, And she's like, no,
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: I met him in twenty thirteen when you got Marridy.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: He was divorced in twenty ten. She's like, his divorce
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: didn't even start until twenty eleven, so he definitely wasn't
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: divorced in twenty ten. So I don't know if Rula
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: just didn't know. I mean, she is like a CPA.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: She's not a dummy. Joel's like, he's a polygamist, So
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: how did he marry you and marry her?
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: She's not a dummy. But there are all different kinds
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: of intelligence. I couldn't if I had to do what
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: Rula did, I'd bang my head against a wall. Numbers
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: do not work in this brain. But it's a little
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: bit like a neurosurgeon. There're some of the most brilliant
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: people in the world, but you put them at a
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: dinner party and they're going to, you know, a little.
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: They don't have the best social skills. Rula does not
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: know how to get out of this wet paper bag,
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: and the people were theorizing that he's got something on
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: her because the allegiance she has to him, given what
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: he looks like, given what he's done, given her own
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: financial independence, given the fact that she's a badass in
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: her own right, something really weird is going on. And yeah,
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: not just Rula and Brian, but this entire cast is
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: definitely brushing up against some some stints in the clink.
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: And I think by the time we get to season five,
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: one or two of these people will be in prison.
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: For I'll go on house shop and I'll place some
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: money on that, right.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah. The thing too about Liz and Jerry. When Jerry
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: comes up, no matter what you said to Jerry, if
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: you would have said to Jerry, you know, right before
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: you came out here, like Liz fucked a cameraman, Jerry
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: would have been.
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: Like, we talked about it. It's fine.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: He was so baked or so drunk or something, no
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: matter what. And they said something about Dino getting attention,
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: and Liz is like for all the wrong reasons. I
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: was like, yeah, because isn't he under in like federal investigation.
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he by the way, they offered him a deal
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: and he didn't take it. The idiot probation.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: Now I do a federal crime like and you do
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: always always take the deal.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: Famously didn't take the deal. Sweet Karen take the deal.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: Do you know who took the deal at the last minute?
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: Shaw? Now she's out.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: Now she's out. Thank god, I haven't seen her much.
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: Elizabeth Holmes is still in there.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: That's right, didn't take the deal. And so all right,
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: So Brian says, for legal reasons, you know, I can't talk.
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: About this but due to a non disclosure.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: And goes, I can talk about it. So here's what
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: it is. And Joel and is like, nope, sorry, no,
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: that's not correct. And I'm sorry, just say something else
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: because in a something from over here, and I'm going
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: to pools and I'm going to have my husband hand
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: me another phone, and I she was so good what
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: he said. She's a psycho. And she's like, yeah, I know,
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: I loved it. So he says Joel, and also let
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: them know that she has nothing better to do than
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: to research this. She's unemployed because of them.
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: She also that Brian's dad, who's eighty, because Brian's like
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: my age, dad found mistresses dirty underwear in a guest
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: room at their house.
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: They bloss right over that.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: Bryan fucking is mistress at the parents house. Brian's got
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: enough money to get a hotel room.
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: What are we doing well the hotel room.
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: True, yeah, there's also receipts that it won't take out hotel.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: How do you know? Great question, Brian says, your butt
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: smells like garlic.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's lots of It was a very, very toxic reunion.
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: The Chanel receipt was pretty good, probably the best receipt
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: drop I've seen on a reunion. The how did she?
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: How did how? How did she get his client number
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: at Chanel and then see as his client number what
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: he purchased she has. Okay, here's what I want to
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: tell you. I have a friend who used to work
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: for Tiffany, So he worked in like the corporate whatever
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: at Tiffany. We had a friend that a long time ago,
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: I mean yeah, twenty years ago, got engaged and got
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: a Tiffany ring for this woman he was engaged to.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: She got so mad at him that she flushed it
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: down the toilet and so it's gone. So then he
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: bought her another one, which of course we thought was
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: a mistake. And so I asked my friend to look
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: that up to see if that was true, because I
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: was like, certainly he bought her a fake Tiffany ring,
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: because there's no way he's dumb enough to buy her too.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: My friend who worked for Tiffany was able to look
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: that up and found out, yes he did. So all
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: you gotta do is know somebody that'll look in the
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: system for You's a small town that that's bad for Chanelle,
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: you know, right.
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: The other thing is, like, I don't the pot store
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: seems like it could be Legit could also very easily
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: be money laundering.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: Not sure, but this allegedly.
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: Allegedly alleged. It's all alleged. But we we we we
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: have to say that and we mean that, okay, because
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: we don't know.
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: We don't know, but it's fair. It's a real big house.
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: It's a real big house on the water.
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: It's a massive house.
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: So the the other thing is this bunyon bungalow combined
• 45:37
  Speaker 4: with a a med spatox.
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: I'm not very clearly an unkempt uh uh monster. But
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: do you go and get your bunyan removed at the
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: same spot that you get boatox?
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: No, I wouldn't get I wouldn't also get my GLP
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: one from a botox or foot doctor.
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: Nor he was like, and then in the afternoon I
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: felt fat, I do botox, and then when I felt puffy,
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: I do lymphatic drainage, and then I get my na
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: D I V and then I get my uh bunion
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: scraped and then I'm like, you you need to go
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: outside like you're doing.
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: Dash, you're getting You're singing like a canary. That's the
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: thing that's so beautiful about this is they the lenses
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: get on them and they feel like.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: Joe Judaice Jo.
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: It's an East Coast thing too. It really is an
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: East Coast thing. They love to talk and brag. It
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: feels good in the moment, and then they'll pay for
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: it later. Also, Beth the mistress, she was an esthetician
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: and a business partner also in that establishment. Running out
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: of that.
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: She was a well she's either a PA or a
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: nurse practitioner, because when Joe Ellen pulled out some of
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: a receipts, she was like one of the partners was
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: a nurse practition She's like, she's the one that's suing you,
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: meaning that's the woman who's having the affair with How
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: did you find out her name.
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: Was Beth, Well, I just looked it up. It's Beth Walker.
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: You're so allegedly it's Walker.
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: Well, she's ligitious, so let's say allegedly.
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: Oh okay, yeah, yeah yeah. And she also looks like
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: a thin version of Dog the bounty hunter. She does
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: Brian stick with Rula.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: That's the funniest thing I've ever heard. Okay, let's talk
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: about the tracker on his car and him saying because
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: of the non disclosure, I can't talk even though it's
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: a dismissed case, and they all go, it's a dismiss case.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: You could talk about whatever you want and it's you
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: and your wife. He was like, yeah, so anyway, but
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: what I will say is uh, having to having to
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: be away from her for four weeks, I definitely and
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: banging the other chick at all? Nope, not at all.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: I I took those four weeks of celibacy and I
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: really missed.
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: Her last half full, not empty, Andy, What what happened
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: is being away from her while I was banging the
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: mistress for a month and a half. It made me
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: miss my wife. Okay, so but hey, Brian, what'd you
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: have for cereal this morning? Or would you have for
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: breakfast or lunch? Due to a non disclosure. I cannot.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: I can't. I'd like to tell you. I'd like nothing
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: more than to tell you.
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: I cannot tell you how many mustard packets I used
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: because we're currently I just illegally, I can't. I can't
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: talk about the mustard. But yeah, he's I'm always blown
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: away by the confidence of just hideous, ugly men, Like,
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: what what are you? This guy?
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: You know?
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: Me and Ruby joked that he's Harry Potter. Fans know
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: Peter Pettigrew very well. He's like he's a botox version
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: of Peter Pettigrew, and he out here to having multiple affairs,
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: putting trackers on his wife's car very clearly to find
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: out if he has time to get off or not.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: You know where is she did? She did? She life
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: three sixty million. Now she's on her way. Yeah, it's crazy.
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: It's all very still confusing because I'm not sure why
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: she went and got the police involved, because she has
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: this allegiance to him. It's all very messy.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: Because she said, I want I went to BMW to
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: see I thought my husband put a tracker on my
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: car because how would he know that? She didn't say
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: what he knew, but it was like, how did he know?
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: I was heading towards the office, and so BMW said, legally,
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: they can't do it. You have to go to the
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: police station. She definitely didn't know he was going to
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: get arrested, and she said, you know, his trust I'll
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: have to be earned back is painful every day and
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: this is his last chance. And Brian the only thing
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: not other than saying that he missed her when he
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: was banging the other girl for four six weeks, he says,
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: Rula is the glue that holds the family together and
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to be a better husband and a better father.
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: And then they all kind of sit there and go
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: and Ashley, just Ashley, who I didn't even need to
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: be at the union. Ashley leaned over and goes, you
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: know that you're better than him, and she was like yes.
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: And Ashley's husband, all he talked about was the ice
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: maker at his job, and that was it. That was it.
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I want them on the show.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: Still, they're gonna need They're gonna need to They're gonna
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: need to create a drama or something.
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they they can't be the chorus, Jared.
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: She's she's zany enough to kind of just be a
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: b character and throw some some fun stuff on camera.
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: He Audrey's not cutting it. The Mochas and the Machas
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: are not going to cut it. But it's not about
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: the husband, so that's the good news.
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: Well, so my good friend they were here with us
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: at the beach and she's a big, big Bachelor fan.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: So when and I'm not, you know, I don't know.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: I just know the name Ashley I, but I never
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: knew what she looked like. So we were watching the
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: second part of the Union together with my friends, which
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: is fun because I never have that right. I'm always
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: like by myself. So we were all watching it together
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: and she was like the guy that she married, like
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: he's such as people think he's so good looking. I
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: don't like his teeth. And I was like, well, they
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: look alike. They look like twins. I look like they
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: could be. There's such a twins. And she then she
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: informed me that Ashley I was a virgin when she
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: married this guy. Well that's the story right there. We
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: should have talked about that. I didn't know that.
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: It was documented. They did like a YouTube mini series
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: leading up to their wedding, Like it was pretty obnoxious.
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: Actually she just she's uh, she's an emotional earthquake.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: Crying stop.
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: She's a most hilarious way.
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: They can say, I want one more Rhode Island couple
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: that's a complete mess. Another friend of the group that
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: is now dying having seen season.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: Dying to get on the show.
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I gotta tell you. I know that it's it's
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: it's not going to happen. But I could do without
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: ruling Brian, can I can I be honest?
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: I don't think Aby likes her at all.
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: I don't care. She's not filming, she's she's got this
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: getting neuropathy. She's got to lay up in bed because
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: she doesn't want her shit air. But you came on
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: the show and it's like, listen the gens Shaw thing
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: that Mary caused me, that those are crimes of stakes. Okay,
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: this is just two people in fucking Rhode Island cheating
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: on each other. Okay, if you're not going to be
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: honest about it and you're not going to film, just
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: go away. Go ahead.
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: There's a point where Batman and I think it's the
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: dark Night rises. He says, I think I've given everything
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: I have to give. I think that applies here they
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: gave us everything they have to get what's what's left.
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: Have a baby with the mistress. I mean, he's done
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: all the horrible stuff he can do. We've seen their lives.
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: It's falling apart. Maybe she can come back as a
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: say divorce him.
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: Yes, him.
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: Did you guys think he had like a bad dye
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: job on his hair?
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: Of course I kept looking at it.
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: I was like, that's weird.
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: It looked like they started to tar and feather him
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: and they were like, actually, no, this is this is
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: we can't do this anymore. No, it's it's all actually
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: the old suit.
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: And then he then he lied about why his ring
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: was off because he gelled his son's hair. And then
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: even Andy goes, wait a minute, I thought, and he
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: goes like, either way, there was gel. I was like, okay,
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: I will say that. It was very, very It was
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: interesting at the end where the men left and whatever,
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: and they're asking Rula and she was like that girl,
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: you know, Beth Walker. I guess allegedly the girl is
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: a psycho. The girl, the girl is a psycho, and
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: he's an idiot. And Ashley, Rosie and Rula are all
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: sitting there and they kind of are looking at Joelle
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: and then they're like, well, things will be uncovered next year,
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: so they're like hinting that like they're going to get her,
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: and I'm When Andy goes around to ask if there's
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: anything they would do differently, everybody kind of has a
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: normal answer and do I like that? Kelsey and Rosie
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: are like, you know, Kelsey's like, if you really actually
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: mean what you're saying, I want to be friends to me,
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: we have to be friends like off camera like regular people.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: Then Alicia just says she gets the ska on her
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: face was showing on the camera. Sheoul like she'dn't like
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: the sky right, Yeah, And Andy goes, so you got
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: not that you're in a trust and you don't know
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: what that means, or you're not on the mortgage in
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: your house. You don't have any stakes in this pizza company,
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: none of that. No, just this sky right? He is
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: really bothering me?
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: And he can I ask you did? As we like
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: progress through the season, I think we all felt bad
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: for Alicia, like she was being purposely scorned by what's
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: his name, the only one people really using. Then the
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: women are the men. They're all Bill and anyway.
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: Bill, Billy William Yeah, Bill, Jerry, Gary.
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: Jerry and Gary do you think.
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: That do you have any sympathy for a Bill having
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: seen Alicia's lack of bandwidth to deal with anything trust
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: or tax related in any way, shape or form, or
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: do you still think that he's trying to pull one over.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: No, I don't think he's trying to pull one over
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: at all. And that was another weird thing that Ashley
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: out of the blue like a smiling, laughing like he's
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: the nicest guy. I was like, did you smoke some
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: pot while you were in the back room? What are
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: you doing? Are you just trying to talk? I know,
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: I don't feel like he's trying to pull anything over
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: on her at all. I think he knows she's a
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: little dim and he's just like I've done it. I've
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: given you the name of Sarah, the person you could
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: talk to who can dumb it down to your level,
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: right and can explain to you what these things mean.
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: And sometimes you know, like, I'm not a numbers person either.
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: And we met my husband and I met with like
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: a you because we've got kids and stuff and a
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: house and all that, and we're like you meet with
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: somebody to be like, okay, so we will establish like
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: there's this trust so that like if we die, the
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: kids don't fight or whatever over you know, and it's
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: you know, when you're talking to this attorney, I'm like,
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: back up, explain that. Explain that to me like a
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: sixth grader, because I don't know what that means. And
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: they will, they will explain it to you. But Alicia
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: is just like, no, it's confusing right away. And I said, no,
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: I got to go have a crack. I mean, like
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: that's it. She was just like no, and I just
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: trust that it's going to work out right.
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: So like, what do you what do you want him
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: to do?
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: What do you here to do? Here's the most important part.
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: He has to be honest. That's it.
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: There's ten states in the United States that are common
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: law where if you're married long or you're together longer
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: than ten years, you're entitled to Halfrhode Island is one
• 56:37
  Speaker 3: of those states.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: Okay, good, So.
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: That's that she's going to be all right, And that's
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: I think he's a I think he's a nice guy,
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: and I love the two of them. The one thing
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: I don't think it's pulling anything over on her. But
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: the one thing that I will criticize him over put
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: a fucking ring on it. Okay, enough with the enough
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: with the proposing and the Adirondack expressions of love. Go
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: have a wedding and get married to her.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, just do it. I agree with that. I mean,
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: I mean, they got a they got a kid. I
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: mean he just seems sort of, hey, how you doing.
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: He kind of grew on me as we went. Everybody
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: grew on me, ass meant, and and Jerry got Jerry
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: of lizzid Jerry. He got more repulsive to me as
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: we went. And by the way, you guys, my theory
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: that I've proposed on the show is Rhode Island is
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: a huge drug smug hub. And the reason I know
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: this is because love after lock up there was a
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: couple Montana Mills and Justine. Now, you guys did watch
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: it for a while. I don't know if you were so.
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: Montana Montana Mills with the Z of course, was a rapper,
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: but also in prison for a fentanyl Okay, so he was.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: He's all king of Rhode Island, but he the reason
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: he was in prison in Pennsylvania was because of like
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: an over the border situation, but he was. He explained
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: on one of the earlier episodes when he got out
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: I Rhode Island was a perfect place for drug smuggling.
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: The access to the water, there's a through to like
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: three different states. And he explained why Rhode Island doesn't
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: seem like you would be the king of the fentanyl
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: that he was because of Rhode Island. So that put
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: me thinking about like Jerry being gone for months at
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: a time and his best friend is going to federal
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: prison for drug smuggling.
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: They have a mid shop.
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: I'm just sort of all alleged.
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: Let's carry let's carry that thought through. Okay, who's friends
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: with a mid level cocaine dealer in your fifties? Right. Secondly,
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: let's let's be honest. Liz and Jerry they're fucking morons.
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: They have a gigantic house. If you meant them to,
• 58:46
  Speaker 3: would you'd go like, Okay, these two probably looking like
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: blue collar workers. They probably own like a tanning salon
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: or something, and in amongst.
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: Five hundred square feet put.
• 58:57
  Speaker 3: Mansion on the water. How the hell did these two
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: look like they don't have enough brain cells err up
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: together own this property? Any makes sense. It does not
• 59:09
  Speaker 3: make any sense at all.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: Is it a huge chain of pot stores or is
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: it like one or two?
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: By the way, highly regulated, the federal government makes sure
• 59:20
  Speaker 3: no one gets rich out of that business.
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: And I guess you listen, I live at potchops. Okay,
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: we saw that pot trap. It looked like a a
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: bespoke operation. It wasn't an apple store, the kind of
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: pot stores we have out here where people are making
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: money hand over fist. But that looked like a quaint
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: little operation, not a you know, an empire, a monocle
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: kind of empire on the water.
• 59:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, also to your thought. So they were investigated, both
• 59:52
  Speaker 3: of them in two thousand and three. They couldn't pin
• 59:54
  Speaker 3: it down on them. But what they were being accused
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: of is actually funding the operation that Dino was working on,
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 3: which is very hard to track that money. It doesn't
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 3: mean they weren't doing it, It just means they could
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 3: not pin them down on the money.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: And also, at age fifty, he's like, you know what
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: I'm going to do. I'm going to become a sport
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: fisherman where I'm going to be gone for three months
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: at a time on a boat. Also is a little sus.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: And the guy who's been arrested for drug dealing is
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 3: staying with Liz the entire.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: Time, taking care of her.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: Right yeah, okay, we'll see I'm killing I don't want,
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 3: I don't want.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: I don't want that for them.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: But are watching this show and digging through their taxes
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 3: right now? I can sell you a b some up
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 3: waterfront property in Glendale. That's that's.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: I know, you guys know you're not watching Atlanta. I
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: I kind of went off it for a while and
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: then I got back on it, and it's really good.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: The Angela Oakley of it all. And like I told
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: you guys, because you know, my husband's a sporty guy.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: That the fact that Charles Oakley appears normally on this show,
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: and my husband's like, just Charles Oakley and I'm like, yeah,
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: he's Angela Oakley's husband. He's like no, no, no, no,
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: no no no no no no no no. He played
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: with Jordan, he's this and and I go, well, he's
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: on this show. Now my usband was like, huh.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 3: It's become normalized at this point. It really has.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: Well. Now I've got like more respect for her, knowing
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: like what a big deal he is. I mean I
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: think he like had a baby with somebody else while
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: they were married.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: But you know whatever, Pinky's attack statements through her bankruptcy
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: how much money she makes a month, it was like
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 3: for six dollars.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: It was like it's pretty low. It's pretty low.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: And she's in bankruptcy court, which she filed in March,
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: and she went out and uh started like two new
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 3: credit cards, which is completely illegal.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: You can't do that. No, No, I've been following on
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: the Bravo dotet. I've been watching listening to those ladies
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: tell me about I mean, you know, at the beginning,
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: we were saying, like a lot of people seue Bravo
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: all the time, that Liam Sweeney thing is coming up,
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: and she's she wants it to take it all the
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: way to court for the attention. But like there are
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: so many Bravo lawsuits that literally there's more than one
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: Bravo Legal podcast to explain to you what's going on.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: Below Jack, there is a guy from like six seasons
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: ago that has actually made some headway. It's gone like
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: maybe not to the highest Supreme court, but like one
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: just under that actually made it through multiple Like what's
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: his complaint sex trafficking. I think no, no, no, no,
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 3: that they manipulated the edit to just create a completely
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 3: different narrative with the footage, which kind of goes out
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: of the bounds. Go ahead, what were we going to say?
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: Wasn't there a guy that.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: But you signed a contract that says they can do
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: whatever they want with the footage.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 3: I agree with that, but I think it was so
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 3: crossing the line of actually making you look like someone
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 3: that you absolutely aren't. But anyway, it actually I forget
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: what the legal term is, but got to the point
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: where it's so egregious that they actually are going to
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 3: hear the r guments for it. By the way, my
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: computer is going to die in about three minutes. Sorry.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: Okay, well then we should wrap it up till looks
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: like he did it some research.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: No, there's this guy, Barry Drew at Barlow. He was
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: a property developer on below deck sailing out.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 3: To different guy we had him on.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: Well he's a bad guy, okay, like eyes watching, you talked.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 3: Soccer about him. He's the guy that had the daughter
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: that was dating a guy and then he ended up
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: dating her boyfriend.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: Yes, that's right, that's.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 3: Right now, we're talking about a cast member that worked
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 3: on a boat as a decie and he is now
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 3: suing Bravo.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: Got it? Got it? Well, oh my god, you guys.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: Don't let them sue you. You guys. Patrick's computer is
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: going to die, so we'll wrap it up. Is there
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: anything else that you guys are watching that you want
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: to recommend?
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: No, I wouldn't recommend that anybody watch reality TV, But
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: if you're watching Reality TV in the city or we're
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: covering and we're about to start, oh see, I don't
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: know why Tamra Judge is allowed on our televisions again,
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: but you know OC is going to watch that.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: We're going to watch that Patrick that they sent me
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: the screener for.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 3: I know. I got it too.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: I watched the They won't give me the Valley. They
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: absolutely will not fucking give me the Valley, but they'll
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: give me the o C.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah what.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: Even Patrick tried to help me and they were like
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: still no, still no, still no. Tell everybody what you're
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: covering and where they could find you.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: Below deck in the city. OC all at b TV
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: and if you want to hear us talk about our
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: just Daily Lives and Michael Jackson documentaries and Homeless Woman
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: that I saw in the theater the other day called
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: the cinebum. Go to Patreon dot com Slash a k
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: A or no excuse me slash another podcast network podcast Sidebox.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 3: You get like four shows a week.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: I listen MP we Love You So Much and m
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: B when are you coming on? You got to come
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: on and do uh O C or or in the
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: City or whatever you're watching.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: I've been trying to get on, but I've been four times.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: I've been.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: Actually, she's so busy with her you guys Falcon shows.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: No no, no, no no, I want to come on.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: So we'll we'll, we'll figure it out. It's easy to see.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: What do you Patrick sometimes ask me like the day
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: before and I'm like, no, that I can't do. Give
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: me like three days warning.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: Okay, we'll schedule it all week in advance.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: Okay, bye, guys, thank you, thank you,