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- 0:00Speaker 1: The hot I keep Big Show Show thanks to crape
- 0:04Speaker 1: Worthy street food freshly made with Reburger. Welcome, this is
- 0:10Speaker 1: big show.
- 0:13Speaker 2: Jason Hoch might and.
- 0:17Speaker 3: I'll get you mad Basard's great to have your company
- 0:21Speaker 3: on this absolutely stunking Monday afternoon. It is the eighth
- 0:25Speaker 3: of December twenty twenty five, and you, my friends, as
- 0:28Speaker 3: always listening to the Big Show, brought to you by Ringberger.
- 0:34Speaker 2: Beef, Chicken, vegan and vegetarian options, Reburger redefining the norm.
- 0:43Speaker 1: Wow, there it is of roll ball war Oh.
- 0:50Speaker 4: Yum ball yummy fall yum yum yum A ball?
- 1:00Speaker 1: Really to beholding that?
- 1:04Speaker 4: You're Marlon Barrey?
- 1:10Speaker 3: A correct answer? Is I gotta say? Oh? Pug some
- 1:26Speaker 3: was very excited when he came in to tell KIZI
- 1:28Speaker 3: he's got a new sting.
- 1:29Speaker 5: Did a great job too, Is I know?
- 1:30Speaker 2: It's a long one up too if you play it
- 1:32Speaker 2: now well later on, Yes, straight into it.
- 1:34Speaker 3: Good work, great stuff. Pugs are speaking of great stuff.
- 1:37Speaker 3: Get a moggi a stallion house life.
- 1:39Speaker 5: You know you're mad dog Going pretty grouse? Actually good
- 1:42Speaker 5: going pretty grass? So hell of a weekend, beautiful weather,
- 1:44Speaker 5: aren't we lucky? For olers? I've got a bit of
- 1:46Speaker 5: a yeah, I'm feeling good. I don't know if Joseph,
- 1:49Speaker 5: you've changed your opinion on how the sun's going to be.
- 1:52Speaker 5: It's sort of it's it's sort of gone from here
- 1:54Speaker 5: to the air. It sort of juggled around a bit.
- 1:57Speaker 5: You can't sort of make your mind up on it.
- 1:58Speaker 5: Now that we've had a few days already. I feel
- 2:00Speaker 5: like it's going to be good for the rest of
- 2:01Speaker 5: the summer, or you feel like it's going to rain.
- 2:03Speaker 3: My big concern is it's going to be way too hot.
- 2:08Speaker 5: That's a good thing, man.
- 2:09Speaker 6: Yeah it was.
- 2:10Speaker 5: It was bloody hot. It made me wish I had
- 2:12Speaker 5: a swimming pool. That's how hot it was. And what's
- 2:14Speaker 5: really bad is that our next door neighbors have got
- 2:15Speaker 5: a swimming pool. And what's even worse is they never
- 2:18Speaker 5: seem to be home, right, Okay, you know what I'm saying, man,
- 2:22Speaker 5: So I'll get some big ideas in my head. You
- 2:24Speaker 5: had a swimming pool and it was beautiful. I did
- 2:26Speaker 5: have a swimming pool. When you saw it, it wasn't beautiful,
- 2:29Speaker 5: but it got to a point where it was beautiful,
- 2:33Speaker 5: and yeah, I wish I had it back, man, yeah, man.
- 2:36Speaker 3: Make friends with your neighbors. Just sidle on over with
- 2:40Speaker 3: a you know, a bottle of vino or something. Go listen, mate,
- 2:43Speaker 3: Do you mind if we when you guys are out,
- 2:45Speaker 3: have a bit of a paddle.
- 2:47Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, making friends though, you know what I mean?
- 2:49Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 2:50Speaker 5: True, I'd rather burn in my own backyard. Fair enough, mate.
- 2:53Speaker 3: How are you going, Kiezy?
- 2:54Speaker 5: You good as gold Man? Really good?
- 2:56Speaker 2: Big weekend, very enjoyable, you know, really coasting the Christmas now.
- 3:00Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 3:00Speaker 2: In terms of me, so all the content and stuff
- 3:02Speaker 2: that I'm going to be bringing to the table's gonna
- 3:03Speaker 2: pretty vanilla.
- 3:04Speaker 3: Yeah wow, I'm pretty standy then.
- 3:08Speaker 5: How are you going, Jason?
- 3:09Speaker 3: Yeah, very well, thanks fellows, Thanks for asking.
- 3:12Speaker 2: I did I just asked what am eb sassy about us?
- 3:16Speaker 3: Speaking of how hot it was having the weekend at
- 3:19Speaker 3: a beautiful ocean swim. But I was in a bit
- 3:22Speaker 3: of a dilemma when I was doing that. But I'll
- 3:24Speaker 3: talk about that later on in the day. Hey Moggie,
- 3:27Speaker 3: what's coming up? Mate?
- 3:32Speaker 2: What's happening on the Big Show with old Mogis?
- 3:35Speaker 5: That's right, fellows. Every day I let the audience know
- 3:38Speaker 5: what's coming up in the show. Jase You've just ruined
- 3:40Speaker 5: the best part of it, because I was going to
- 3:42Speaker 5: refer to the bit of content we've got coming up
- 3:45Speaker 5: later on the show where Jace goes for a swim.
- 3:48Speaker 5: He's going to talk about going for a swim. That's good.
- 3:51Speaker 5: Not only that, will have another opportunity for you to enter.
- 3:54Speaker 5: The Alter Ego concert is a huge event happening over
- 3:57Speaker 5: in Los Angeles, Green Day, KG Eliphant, whole lot of
- 4:00Speaker 5: other massive performers are going to be there as part of.
- 4:03Speaker 3: An iHeartRadio event.
- 4:06Speaker 5: And also we're going to be announcing the winner of
- 4:09Speaker 5: the Chasing the Fox competition. You're going to get to
- 4:12Speaker 5: come along to that this Friday here in Auckland. It's
- 4:15Speaker 5: going to be an absolutely massive event. And coming up
- 4:18Speaker 5: next I'll be talking about going to Moggi men Ogi
- 4:21Speaker 5: my daughter's ballet recital yesterday with one of the biggest
- 4:25Speaker 5: hangovers in the history of the world's news.
- 4:29Speaker 1: The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Darchy.
- 4:33Speaker 3: The Vervepibe there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
- 4:37Speaker 3: Monday afternoon, fourteen minutes past four o'clock, five six, seven,
- 4:42Speaker 3: eight Men men, men, men, manly men, men, men, men,
- 4:46Speaker 3: men men men manly men men men man man man
- 4:50Speaker 3: man man.
- 4:55Speaker 5: Man hey fellas. Over the weekend I had my daughter's
- 5:03Speaker 5: end of year ballet recital. Old Mogi Minogi that's the name.
- 5:08Speaker 2: Yeah, cool name, by the.
- 5:09Speaker 5: Way, pretty good name. And I was She's six years
- 5:14Speaker 5: old and I've really enjoyed going to taking her to ballet.
- 5:18Speaker 5: It's really cute. There's about ten of them in the
- 5:20Speaker 5: class or something like that. Yes, she's better than last year.
- 5:24Speaker 5: But it's a as I found out, a relatively big school.
- 5:27Speaker 5: But it was yesterday morning, eleven am, and I was
- 5:33Speaker 5: both my wife and I were fairly hungover. We've had
- 5:36Speaker 5: a pretty good go of it on your Saturday night, yes,
- 5:38Speaker 5: And it was just about you're just manning up or
- 5:42Speaker 5: woman in up keasy, if you want to put it
- 5:43Speaker 5: that way. You just got a person up. You got
- 5:46Speaker 5: to shut up and get on with You've got to
- 5:47Speaker 5: be a backbone, Jason, these situations.
- 5:49Speaker 3: Absolutely.
- 5:50Speaker 5: It was on the drive there that I found out
- 5:51Speaker 5: that because I was at our who cares an hour
- 5:55Speaker 5: out of my life, that's absolutely fine. On the way there,
- 5:58Speaker 5: I found out that the show was two and half
- 6:01Speaker 5: hours long. Oh sweet, So it's like a Martin Scorsese film, Yes,
- 6:08Speaker 5: or a Metallica show, but it's kids doing ballet. I
- 6:11Speaker 5: wouldn't say it's a Metallica show. I wouldn't say it
- 6:14Speaker 5: was a Metallico show either, certainly having seen it. So
- 6:17Speaker 5: it was a little bit of a what do you
- 6:19Speaker 5: do here now? My wife? It has been more of
- 6:23Speaker 5: a backbone than me because we bought it, and we
- 6:26Speaker 5: bought one of the old programs there and it showed
- 6:30Speaker 5: that the show was cut into two halves. It had
- 6:33Speaker 5: it had an interval in it, of course, because it's
- 6:36Speaker 5: you know, kid's ballet. Yes, but our daughter wasn't in
- 6:39Speaker 5: the first half at all. She was sort of halfway
- 6:41Speaker 5: through the second the second half. So I said to
- 6:44Speaker 5: the wife, well, I mean we could just go to
- 6:46Speaker 5: a cafe or something game we or go to the
- 6:48Speaker 5: beach or something for an hour or so and then
- 6:50Speaker 5: come back for her back. And she hit me with
- 6:52Speaker 5: the filthiest look. Wow, like I'm the piece of shit now,
- 6:58Speaker 5: As I said to her, it's nothing against these kids.
- 7:01Speaker 5: It's just I'm hungover. And then you know, I'm sure
- 7:04Speaker 5: they're great, but they're not my kids, you know what
- 7:06Speaker 5: I mean, Like I'll see them when they're professional. But
- 7:09Speaker 5: do I need to see? Do I need to see it? Now?
- 7:11Speaker 2: You're there to watch your daughter, I am one hundred
- 7:13Speaker 2: percent watch my daughter. Like, look, I disagree with you guys,
- 7:18Speaker 2: but I think it's mostly you moggy leaving a movie
- 7:20Speaker 2: halfway through if it's boring. Yeah, I'll always sit through
- 7:22Speaker 2: it and go, let's just see. In this situation, I
- 7:25Speaker 2: one hundred pcent agree, Thank you.
- 7:27Speaker 3: I can relate as you're can imagine, MGI not just
- 7:34Speaker 3: none of my girls did dancing, but you know, like
- 7:37Speaker 3: variety shows and stuff like that, and you go and
- 7:40Speaker 3: that'd be like two hours long, and you'd be sitting
- 7:42Speaker 3: there and some kid would be on the violin like
- 7:45Speaker 3: butchering it.
- 7:49Speaker 5: And I was just like, oh god, as a hangover.
- 7:53Speaker 5: If I've hungover, I've got absolutely no problem with whatsoever.
- 7:55Speaker 5: And I will and FeNiS. I watched the whole way.
- 7:58Speaker 5: Actually I left. I sort of backed out for about
- 8:00Speaker 5: forty minutes of the first half. The areag I tell
- 8:02Speaker 5: you what, man, I just couldn't start of getting heaps
- 8:04Speaker 5: of messages on Instagram, so I had to check them out.
- 8:09Speaker 5: But then were for the second half. They are amazing.
- 8:12Speaker 5: It's a huge school, but the kids must go up
- 8:14Speaker 5: to eighteen or something. So it's amazing seeing my daughter,
- 8:18Speaker 5: who's great, but seeing how good she can actually get
- 8:21Speaker 5: to be. And I didn't admire. There's probably well it
- 8:26Speaker 5: was probably sixing to eighty kids. It was all a
- 8:28Speaker 5: bit blary. But there was one. There was one boy
- 8:32Speaker 5: in the whole joint, just the one.
- 8:34Speaker 3: Wow.
- 8:34Speaker 5: Yeah, how was he?
- 8:36Speaker 3: How was it?
- 8:36Speaker 5: He was amazing? Yeah, it was absolutely amazing. Look bloody
- 8:39Speaker 5: chaff with himself.
- 8:41Speaker 3: You know. Having said that, I mean I went to
- 8:44Speaker 3: many of those things when I wasn't hungover, right and
- 8:47Speaker 3: still hated them.
- 8:49Speaker 5: Right because they sound tedious.
- 8:51Speaker 3: I did enjoy One of my girls did a stand
- 8:54Speaker 3: up comedy routine, really, yes, which was quite funny.
- 9:00Speaker 5: Did she bomb what she did?
- 9:01Speaker 3: Alright? No, she she killed She nailed it right.
- 9:04Speaker 5: So she didn't use any of your old stuff.
- 9:08Speaker 2: So three four eight three, what's the worst thing you've
- 9:10Speaker 2: had to do whilst hungover? Yes, not that that was
- 9:13Speaker 2: the worst. It was an incredible It was a fully
- 9:17Speaker 2: professional show. They did an absolutely unbelievable job. But the
- 9:20Speaker 2: problem did not lie with them. It problems with the
- 9:22Speaker 2: problem lay with old Mogi hang in three, four eight three,
- 9:25Speaker 2: every text in the draw for a fifty rebig about you.
- 9:30Speaker 1: The hold Aking Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keyzy.
- 9:33Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio hold Aking
- 9:38Speaker 1: My Heart Radio Alter ego, Let's get another great New
- 9:47Speaker 1: Zealand in the.
- 9:48Speaker 3: Drawer or a couple Fellers.
- 9:50Speaker 2: Yeah sounds good, Jace. Whoever wins this could be seeing
- 9:54Speaker 2: that song we just heard, Green Day Bulevard of Broken
- 9:56Speaker 2: Dreams being performed live in LA.
- 9:58Speaker 3: That would be a green come true for.
- 10:01Speaker 2: Me to see Boulevard of Broken Dreams. Yes, isn't that weird?
- 10:05Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 10:05Speaker 2: Hey, January seventeenth for Los Angeles, some of the biggest
- 10:09Speaker 2: names in rock, Green Day, Sublime, Casual, Elephant, plenty, more
- 10:12Speaker 2: tickets for you a Mate, Hotel, one thousand dollars cash
- 10:16Speaker 2: and direct flights from Auckland to LA thanks to Yeah.
- 10:19Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a bloddy good prize, Keysy. Let's go to
- 10:21Speaker 3: the phone Line's good a Glenn your mad Barstard Hell's life.
- 10:26Speaker 3: Yeah good, thanks Glenny. You're just sort of toning it
- 10:29Speaker 3: down and you're relaxing into the Christmas break yet mate?
- 10:32Speaker 6: Oh not really self employed, sparky mate, So I'm sort
- 10:35Speaker 6: of trying to get all these jobs done before Christmas.
- 10:37Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, no, that makes sense, man, that makes sense.
- 10:41Speaker 3: Will you lucky, lucky enough to win this prize? Who
- 10:45Speaker 3: would you take with you?
- 10:49Speaker 6: I'm looking at the window. I've just gone home from
- 10:50Speaker 6: work and my partners we meet through the window, and
- 10:53Speaker 6: she's going to probably hear this, but I'm going to
- 10:54Speaker 6: say probably my best.
- 10:55Speaker 2: Mate rights name.
- 11:06Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a massively controversial move. If you've got a partner,
- 11:11Speaker 3: they're not going to be happy with that.
- 11:14Speaker 6: I've got a company couch as well.
- 11:15Speaker 3: Yeah, get on your.
- 11:16Speaker 2: Glen all right, but you're officially in the drawer. Good
- 11:18Speaker 2: good luck for you and Sherby.
- 11:20Speaker 3: Thanks mate, get a Roxanne? How's life? Can I tell us?
- 11:24Speaker 2: Thank you?
- 11:25Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 11:25Speaker 3: Good thanks Roxanne? Great name. By the way, what do
- 11:31Speaker 3: you do for a crust?
- 11:32Speaker 6: I'm a group of Oh who sat group a? Yeah?
- 11:40Speaker 5: Nice Roxanne. What's your favorite tractor?
- 11:44Speaker 2: My favorite tractor?
- 11:45Speaker 5: Yeah, farm chair?
- 11:48Speaker 2: Yeah that's Puggs favorite tractor. Yeah, Johnny, I'm more of
- 11:54Speaker 2: a messy.
- 11:56Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 11:57Speaker 2: Hey Roxanne. If you have to win this prize, mate,
- 11:59Speaker 2: who you take with you?
- 12:00Speaker 3: At l A?
- 12:06Speaker 5: Name again? Jayden?
- 12:15Speaker 3: Are you sure about this?
- 12:17Speaker 5: Oh? God, I'll tell you what if I was. You
- 12:21Speaker 5: start going through as messages and that.
- 12:23Speaker 2: Yeah, alright, Rocksande, you're officially in the drawer. Make good luck, mate,
- 12:29Speaker 2: you hold the line there. Yes, it's pretty good stuff,
- 12:33Speaker 2: hasn't it, Fellas Hey. With the New Zealand's non stop
- 12:35Speaker 2: awkwardto Los Angeles service and seamless USA connections with the
- 12:39Speaker 2: United Airlines, you can experience it all.
- 12:41Speaker 5: Fellas mentioned experiencing it at all men.
- 12:45Speaker 3: I mean seriously, just being there seeing Green Day come
- 12:50Speaker 3: on stage, it just would be so good.
- 12:54Speaker 5: Are you crying?
- 12:55Speaker 3: I think I would. I think there would be tears genuinely.
- 12:58Speaker 2: Because if there's two things you love, it's Green Day. Yes,
- 13:01Speaker 2: massive festival's chock full of people.
- 13:03Speaker 3: Oh mate, absolutely, I love this song. This is a hit.
- 13:10Speaker 3: This Monday afternoon.
- 13:13Speaker 1: The Hilarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy. Tune
- 13:16Speaker 1: in four Radio.
- 13:18Speaker 3: The Cure there on the radio. Hold Archy Big Show
- 13:21Speaker 3: this Monday afternoon. The time is four point fifty one.
- 13:24Speaker 3: Let's talk TV.
- 13:28Speaker 7: What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
- 13:39Speaker 3: Jason.
- 13:41Speaker 2: Jays come joining.
- 13:47Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, Fellas, I started watching the documentary on p Diddy,
- 13:55Speaker 5: produced by a fitty cent saw that. You have seen it?
- 13:57Speaker 5: Or have you seen it?
- 13:58Speaker 3: Oh? No, I saw that advertised. You know that it exists.
- 14:02Speaker 3: It exists. Yes, have you heard about p did he?
- 14:04Speaker 5: Keezy?
- 14:05Speaker 2: You've been to any P Diddy paddies? I haven't been
- 14:07Speaker 2: to any P Diddy. I'm more of a fiddy guy.
- 14:09Speaker 2: You like a I'm a big fiddy guy when I
- 14:11Speaker 2: was growing up. Get Richard, I trying man, Yeah, I
- 14:14Speaker 2: was on repeat. That's what's up, man. You get it though,
- 14:16Speaker 2: You've always got it.
- 14:17Speaker 5: You've understood the pop culture for a long time, especially
- 14:20Speaker 5: black culture.
- 14:20Speaker 3: You get it.
- 14:21Speaker 2: I'm in the club you are. Yeah, that's right, you are, Shorty,
- 14:24Speaker 2: I'm g unit. Yeah, it's quite good.
- 14:28Speaker 5: It's about l P. Did he? You heard about him?
- 14:30Speaker 3: Jason.
- 14:31Speaker 5: He's what you won't call on the industry, a shock
- 14:33Speaker 5: un Burstard, Yes, a shock burst.
- 14:36Speaker 3: My youngest daughter comes out and regales me of tales
- 14:40Speaker 3: of the Man.
- 14:41Speaker 5: Oh right, does she? Yeah? So I started watching it
- 14:44Speaker 5: most of the way through the first episode, and I
- 14:46Speaker 5: think it's only going to get more and more distressful
- 14:48Speaker 5: as it goes along. Amazing that he was doing it
- 14:51Speaker 5: for thirty odd years with nobody saying anything. And this
- 14:55Speaker 5: was only when he was back and he was just
- 14:56Speaker 5: sort of producing parties make you know us patties and
- 15:01Speaker 5: also working at this record label as an assistance to somebody.
- 15:05Speaker 5: So he was nobody particularly special when he started doing
- 15:08Speaker 5: this horrific stuff. So that was pre Puff Daddy, pre
- 15:11Speaker 5: puff Yeah. Man, well before it's like nineteen years old,
- 15:13Speaker 5: twenty years old, he started putting on big parties in
- 15:19Speaker 5: New York there and the yeah, and pretty brazen, you
- 15:22Speaker 5: have to say, pretty brazen stuff, yes, hiding out in
- 15:26Speaker 5: the open there. So yeah, he's in jail now, which
- 15:29Speaker 5: is nice. Somebody comes out. Apparently he's got over one
- 15:31Speaker 5: hundred civil lawsuits that he's going to have to deal with. Yeah,
- 15:34Speaker 5: so lots more caught for p Diddy and hopefully more jail.
- 15:38Speaker 3: Yes, well, interestingly enough on that front, I see that
- 15:41Speaker 3: old old mister Trump's looking to pardon him.
- 15:45Speaker 5: Yes, and between naps, yeah, yeah. Maybe it's on netflexer.
- 15:53Speaker 5: I think I would to give it a rate. It's
- 15:56Speaker 5: probably worth a watch, but a warning on the content.
- 16:01Speaker 5: You know, it's pretty it's pretty horrendous. I think it's
- 16:03Speaker 5: a it's a good a good warning tale and people
- 16:06Speaker 5: should probably watch it if they can get past the content.
- 16:09Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, Phillos, I don't really have a lot
- 16:12Speaker 3: to offer. I was bits and say that. I was
- 16:16Speaker 3: bits and PC with the TV this weekend. It was
- 16:19Speaker 3: such beautiful weather. I didn't actually watch a lot occasionally
- 16:23Speaker 3: a bit of cricket. Yeah, you know, the old ashes.
- 16:25Speaker 3: We'll talk about that because I'm human here um and
- 16:29Speaker 3: plural b yes, oh did you? Yes?
- 16:31Speaker 5: Here? You going with that? How many dips?
- 16:33Speaker 3: I'm hanging in there. Yeah, I'm hanging in there.
- 16:35Speaker 5: I was through the second episode and it sort of
- 16:37Speaker 5: died off a bit for me, But I'm going to
- 16:39Speaker 5: stick it out. Everybody says it's amazing, so I'm just
- 16:41Speaker 5: going to shut up and get on with it. Pluri us.
- 16:42Speaker 5: That's the Breaking Bad creators new show that's right on
- 16:45Speaker 5: Apple TV.
- 16:46Speaker 3: Just because they did Breaking Bad doesn't automatically mean this
- 16:49Speaker 3: makes it a good show. No, but you would hope,
- 16:51Speaker 3: you would hope.
- 16:52Speaker 2: Yes, Yeah, I'm fully tied a knot on watching from
- 16:56Speaker 2: start to finish peep Show, the UK comedy series David
- 17:00Speaker 2: Mitchell Robert Webb, who are a couple of my favorite comedians.
- 17:03Speaker 2: Nine series they did Olivia Colemans in it on now
- 17:07Speaker 2: Oscar Winner. Yes, such a brilliant sitcom man so funny.
- 17:11Speaker 2: Every episode is on YouTube and I was watching on
- 17:14Speaker 2: Watch Prime as well, but every single one is on YouTube.
- 17:16Speaker 2: If you like UK comedy, check it out. Start to
- 17:18Speaker 2: Finish nine seasons of six episodes.
- 17:20Speaker 5: All of them are great.
- 17:21Speaker 3: Nine seasons. I didn't realize that it was that many. Actually, right,
- 17:27Speaker 3: I enjoyed that too.
- 17:28Speaker 2: Yeah, And to be honest, I didn't realize this, but
- 17:31Speaker 2: I hadn't seen a series eight and nine.
- 17:33Speaker 5: Yeah, I haven't watched it through at all. I've seen
- 17:35Speaker 5: episodes here and there, but I've never watched it Start
- 17:36Speaker 5: to Finish. Yeah, it's brilliant.
- 17:39Speaker 2: You know, characters come back from earlier seasons and all
- 17:41Speaker 2: sorts of stuff, and throughout the whole thing they never
- 17:44Speaker 2: ever stop being pieces of shit. Yeah, it's absolutely brilliant.
- 17:47Speaker 2: Peach kind of like us four and a half.
- 17:49Speaker 3: Buzzies four and a half was he Now listen heats
- 17:56Speaker 3: coming up after five o'clock, including We've got to giveaway,
- 18:00Speaker 3: don't we, Fellas.
- 18:01Speaker 2: That's right, we will be calling someone who'll be joining
- 18:03Speaker 2: us in the Heineken Silver Tenth for chasing the fox
- 18:05Speaker 2: of This Friday free beers watching Ryan fox Head a
- 18:08Speaker 2: golf ball while we broadcast live.
- 18:10Speaker 3: Also a bit of Christmas Tree chat.
- 18:12Speaker 1: Ah, The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
- 18:18Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ich.
- 18:21Speaker 3: Welcome back to your massive Bagbones. I hope you're having
- 18:23Speaker 3: a beardatiful Monday afternoon. You're listening to the Big Show
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- 18:31Speaker 2: Gear, crave Worthy Street Feud freshly made with Ree Big Year.
- 18:52Speaker 3: Yum. Yeah, good stuff, scrumptedly obtious.
- 18:58Speaker 5: Jeez. Sorry, I just gotta get carried away there.
- 19:03Speaker 3: I came in. I love that. I spoke to my
- 19:08Speaker 3: brother today and he said to me, how's it going,
- 19:15Speaker 3: jiz Bot, And it's just like.
- 19:20Speaker 5: Your brother the cop. Yeah, it's like one of your
- 19:23Speaker 5: aliases now also aka jiz Bot.
- 19:27Speaker 3: It's like, you know, why did I.
- 19:29Speaker 2: Call you that? I don't know, man, because I don't
- 19:33Speaker 2: call you that, but obviously everyone else in New Zealand
- 19:35Speaker 2: calls you that.
- 19:36Speaker 3: I play Mogi. It's Mogi that came up with Gizbot.
- 19:39Speaker 3: I think I don't know where it came from.
- 19:41Speaker 5: It just made sense to me, man, I just looked
- 19:43Speaker 5: at you and I went, yeah.
- 19:44Speaker 3: Jiz Bot coming up next, we're going to be talking
- 19:48Speaker 3: about Christmas trees.
- 19:50Speaker 5: Yeah, this is a tune as well, feels it's all right.
- 19:52Speaker 5: Audio slave. You like audio slave, Jason?
- 19:56Speaker 4: I do.
- 19:56Speaker 2: Actually I didn't mind them, jac you are slave to audio.
- 19:59Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 19:59Speaker 1: Man, the Hodarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune.
- 20:04Speaker 3: In Queens of the Stone Age there on the radio
- 20:09Speaker 3: Hodarkey Big Show this Monday afternoon. The time is ten
- 20:12Speaker 3: minutes past five o'clock, Fells. I've got to say I
- 20:15Speaker 3: was shocked, shocked over the weekend when old Mogi posted
- 20:22Speaker 3: a photo on our chat there with his Christmas tree
- 20:28Speaker 3: already fully erect on the lounge.
- 20:30Speaker 5: I'll stop right there because we're going to Christmas music.
- 20:32Speaker 3: Mate.
- 20:36Speaker 5: That's good man, thank you, all right, continued.
- 20:38Speaker 3: Jason, where Mogi posted a picture of his Christmas tree
- 20:45Speaker 3: fully erect in the lounge, and I was like, hang on,
- 20:49Speaker 3: hold on here, what's going on? This is way too early?
- 20:53Speaker 3: Surely surely, well, this is this is the question that
- 20:57Speaker 3: the conundrum that I have very Christmas trees. When when
- 21:03Speaker 3: do you erect them?
- 21:04Speaker 2: Because I was talking to you before the show and
- 21:06Speaker 2: you were saying, you put it up Christmas Eve and
- 21:09Speaker 2: then you take it down Boxing day, right.
- 21:12Speaker 3: Yes, and I go full pine. I don't, I don't
- 21:16Speaker 3: do your fake carry on.
- 21:18Speaker 5: Well, the one that we got over the weekend was
- 21:21Speaker 5: and continues to be a pine tree. You just want
- 21:23Speaker 5: that smell on the house, fella, you do.
- 21:25Speaker 3: It's lovely now.
- 21:26Speaker 5: The reason why it's up now and obviously I had
- 21:28Speaker 5: a hangover yesterday. You think I wanted to go out
- 21:30Speaker 5: and get that. No, you think I wanted to get that.
- 21:32Speaker 5: Go out, do that by myself, pick it up, bring
- 21:35Speaker 5: it home line the couch. When my wife and daughter
- 21:37Speaker 5: decorated it and I watched UFC and they listen to
- 21:40Speaker 5: Christmas Carriage. You think I wanted to do that with
- 21:41Speaker 5: a hangover.
- 21:42Speaker 3: That's very like differing ends of the spectrum.
- 21:45Speaker 2: There you're watching on TV whilst hungover and they're decorating
- 21:49Speaker 2: a tree listening to Carol.
- 21:50Speaker 3: No don't, you can't. You're a piece of film.
- 21:52Speaker 5: I've told them to shut it on more than one
- 21:54Speaker 5: occasion and tell you what, I sort of feel like
- 21:57Speaker 5: the CMB. You're pretty good. And the reason why we've
- 21:58Speaker 5: got up now is because we're only there for two
- 22:00Speaker 5: more weeks and then we're going away for Christmas. My
- 22:03Speaker 5: daughter is only going to get a very limited amount
- 22:04Speaker 5: of time with that Christmas tree, and even less time
- 22:07Speaker 5: because it probably goes it's only about as tall as her. Yes,
- 22:10Speaker 5: it only goes up to about my waist. It's a
- 22:12Speaker 5: tiny little tree. It is a little cutie. Cost me
- 22:15Speaker 5: an am and leg still rip off bastards. But my
- 22:17Speaker 5: understanding is it was universally the acceptance was the first
- 22:20Speaker 5: of December.
- 22:22Speaker 3: Is that okay, Well, you see I don't know this stuff.
- 22:25Speaker 2: There was a week, but it's always you.
- 22:30Speaker 3: Know my wife, I mean, god, I love her.
- 22:33Speaker 2: Yeah, she's the most extraordinary woman.
- 22:36Speaker 3: But she often we get to the stage and it's
- 22:39Speaker 3: like this constant question of should we get the Christmas
- 22:43Speaker 3: tree now? And I'm like, no, no, why not? Well
- 22:48Speaker 3: because it seems too early.
- 22:50Speaker 2: To be No, it's December, have humans is in?
- 22:52Speaker 5: Like?
- 22:52Speaker 3: How many days have you erected yours? Y?
- 22:55Speaker 5: No?
- 22:55Speaker 2: I haven't, And I feel like a bit of a
- 22:58Speaker 2: Christmas wrench and my wife does too.
- 23:00Speaker 5: Right, But if you haven't got kids, I can see
- 23:01Speaker 5: why you wouldn't. But I've got a kid and that's
- 23:03Speaker 5: why it's there. Well, I've gone to December. It's totally acceptable.
- 23:06Speaker 5: Some say after Thanksgiving in America, but certainly went through December.
- 23:10Speaker 5: It's free range.
- 23:11Speaker 3: Joy.
- 23:11Speaker 5: So if you're going to pass on November and come
- 23:13Speaker 5: on brother.
- 23:14Speaker 2: Yeah, Plus, I think you should probably start on it
- 23:16Speaker 2: because I know how long it takes you to erect yours.
- 23:18Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 23:20Speaker 5: Yeah, and you're going to need a big letter as
- 23:24Speaker 5: well to get all the way up to the top there. Yeah,
- 23:27Speaker 5: put a little star on it.
- 23:29Speaker 3: Well, I tell you what I do do No, I'm
- 23:34Speaker 3: not going to go there. I'm going to I'm going
- 23:37Speaker 3: to stop that train of thought right now. It had
- 23:40Speaker 3: to do with Christmas pajamas. But listen, Okay, look I
- 23:45Speaker 3: wrecked it. I just I was. I've just never been
- 23:48Speaker 3: sure about them.
- 23:50Speaker 5: We'll let us know on three four eight three when
- 23:53Speaker 5: it's an acceptable time. Because what are you saying, Jose
- 23:55Speaker 5: you think I feel it feels like enough?
- 23:57Speaker 3: Now?
- 23:57Speaker 5: I hate the December.
- 23:58Speaker 3: I would go, gee, I think fifteenth to the twentieth,
- 24:04Speaker 3: right would be acceptable. You know you're still ten days out.
- 24:07Speaker 5: I mean you still have to say if it's the twentieth,
- 24:09Speaker 5: it's five days out, and then you got to take
- 24:10Speaker 5: it down by the twenty seventh, So you go to
- 24:12Speaker 5: that for a week.
- 24:13Speaker 3: Yeah, jeez, you're a Oh your fun Jason the.
- 24:17Speaker 1: Whole Actual Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy. Tune
- 24:20Speaker 1: in week days at four on Radio Hodkey.
- 24:22Speaker 3: Qeez on the radio. Hold Archy Big Show This Monday afternoon,
- 24:28Speaker 3: it's twenty one past five, Fellers.
- 24:30Speaker 2: I've got a bit of a Christmas dilemma. Ah, so
- 24:38Speaker 2: heading down to christ Church again years So I've got
- 24:43Speaker 2: family down there, Jace. Do you well I met the
- 24:46Speaker 2: family I'm married into. Oh yeah yeah, my wife's got
- 24:48Speaker 2: family down there.
- 24:49Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 24:50Speaker 2: So we're gonna be down there, I think the twentieth
- 24:53Speaker 2: through till Boxing Day, then we fly back. The issue
- 24:57Speaker 2: is yesterday sat down with the father in law and
- 24:58Speaker 2: he's like, so, what are you down Because I've teed
- 25:00Speaker 2: up a game of golf on the twenty first with
- 25:02Speaker 2: me and my mates.
- 25:03Speaker 3: If you want to come join that, Yeah cool.
- 25:04Speaker 2: We'll play family Ambros on the twenty second. Plus there's
- 25:08Speaker 2: the classic Christmas Eve game that we play out and
- 25:11Speaker 2: blah blah blah. And then on Boxing Day there's a
- 25:13Speaker 2: game as well. What times you fly on Boxing Day?
- 25:15Speaker 2: And my wife's sitting there like, so we're down for
- 25:17Speaker 2: six days and you've booked four games of.
- 25:20Speaker 5: Golf, Well you haven't.
- 25:22Speaker 2: Well no, no, she's saying this to him, ah right,
- 25:25Speaker 2: and you know, having a bit of it, you know,
- 25:26Speaker 2: to and fro. And I'm just sitting there like, look,
- 25:30Speaker 2: I like because I really like playing golf. I love
- 25:32Speaker 2: spending time with the father in law, you know what
- 25:34Speaker 2: I mean.
- 25:34Speaker 5: Yes, it was a dilemma. I'm not getting it.
- 25:39Speaker 3: Do you mean as opposed to spending time with your wife?
- 25:41Speaker 5: Well, yeah, I know.
- 25:42Speaker 2: I don't want to say it like that on the
- 25:43Speaker 2: radio because it sounds really bad, you know, yeah, yeah,
- 25:46Speaker 2: but as suppose as opposed to spending time with my
- 25:48Speaker 2: wife doing like I don't know, going vis a nan or,
- 25:52Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 25:53Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, because you're saying that she runs it yep, man,
- 25:56Speaker 5: and it just wears you down over the holiday break.
- 26:01Speaker 5: You said, I mean, I'm sure it runs yep, which
- 26:08Speaker 5: I'd never heard before. It's quite a turn of phrase,
- 26:11Speaker 5: but it painted an appropriate picture. So I think you're
- 26:13Speaker 5: going to need to break keysy so that you can
- 26:14Speaker 5: beat your best when you are with your wife, because
- 26:16Speaker 5: it's about quality time over the holiday period. So I
- 26:19Speaker 5: think you get yourself a nice time, you know, nice
- 26:22Speaker 5: time spending time with your father in law, and there's
- 26:25Speaker 5: value in that as well that you can come back
- 26:27Speaker 5: really happy because you're half pursed every day.
- 26:30Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 26:30Speaker 3: Yeah, because we should also qualify the fact that every
- 26:35Speaker 3: time you play golf with them, you get on the
- 26:37Speaker 3: busies afterwards.
- 26:40Speaker 2: Yeah wow, just because you know, like I lost a
- 26:42Speaker 2: bit by your beer, you have a gin shot there,
- 26:45Speaker 2: and you come home going to dance.
- 26:46Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 26:47Speaker 5: Yeah, So yeah, it sounds like it's all good to me,
- 26:51Speaker 5: and we'll sort of get to between your wife and
- 26:53Speaker 5: the and the father in law.
- 26:55Speaker 2: Well he agreed that maybe it was a bit too
- 26:56Speaker 2: much golf, right, So now.
- 26:58Speaker 3: You us in the background going no, no, like.
- 27:01Speaker 2: Yeah, it's good now what to be honest, I was
- 27:04Speaker 2: sitting there already hung over, having played golf early the
- 27:07Speaker 2: day before, yes, and I was kind of like, maybe
- 27:09Speaker 2: there's too much golf, and maybe I should spend some
- 27:12Speaker 2: time with my wife.
- 27:13Speaker 5: I were down south, you.
- 27:14Speaker 3: Know, actually, you know, and to be fair to your wife,
- 27:19Speaker 3: the way you're playing at the moment, you should probably
- 27:22Speaker 3: give it a rest.
- 27:23Speaker 1: Kesy, just hang out the cubs, mate, just have.
- 27:28Speaker 3: A bit of a time out.
- 27:31Speaker 5: I tell you what I've got to solve.
- 27:34Speaker 3: Get your wife to caddy for you.
- 27:37Speaker 5: That way you can spend all your time with it,
- 27:39Speaker 5: and she can share in your love of golf as well.
- 27:41Speaker 5: You might get lucky Kesy and she wants to take
- 27:44Speaker 5: up golf, and then you can go golfing with it
- 27:46Speaker 5: all the time, and then you never ever ever have
- 27:50Speaker 5: to be a part.
- 27:52Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll never have to play with Hardy j again. Hey, wow,
- 27:56Speaker 2: that's a good idea.
- 27:58Speaker 3: I mean, she could join it when we're playing keys.
- 28:01Speaker 3: You could bring your busy biscuits.
- 28:03Speaker 2: What the hell are you talking?
- 28:08Speaker 5: They were lactation biscuits. There's a reference from for yous.
- 28:14Speaker 2: Lactation cookies actually makes with her friends who have just
- 28:17Speaker 2: given birth.
- 28:18Speaker 3: Delicious.
- 28:19Speaker 5: Yeah, we're going to bring those to golf. Just don't
- 28:21Speaker 5: worry about it.
- 28:22Speaker 1: The Darky Big Show was Jas, Mike and Kyzy Tune
- 28:25Speaker 1: in on Radio Velvet Revolver.
- 28:29Speaker 3: There on the Radio Hodarkey Big Show this Monday afternoon.
- 28:33Speaker 3: We're just having a bit of golf chat, fellas. We've
- 28:35Speaker 3: got some great golf coming up this Friday for the
- 28:38Speaker 3: entire team. Very exciting, that's right.
- 28:40Speaker 5: Jason.
- 28:41Speaker 2: This Friday is the next step for the Radio Hudarchy
- 28:43Speaker 2: Swingers Club. We're going to be at Minooka Fuel Chasing
- 28:45Speaker 2: the Fox playing Royal Auckland Grange. The three of us
- 28:48Speaker 2: are playing three ball Ambrose earlier in the day, the
- 28:51Speaker 2: exact same course, the same sex holes that Ryan Fox
- 28:54Speaker 2: and all the other celebs will be playing the day
- 28:57Speaker 2: we get to.
- 28:57Speaker 5: Do our own one earlier.
- 28:59Speaker 2: We will then be broadcast live from the Heineken Silver
- 29:01Speaker 2: Clubhouse right by the final whole tea getting amongst all
- 29:04Speaker 2: the action we'll be witnessing Jerry. He'll be playing with
- 29:07Speaker 2: Dian Henwood and Team Media, and then Maniah and g
- 29:09Speaker 2: Lane are broadcasting on TV and Z commentating for the ACC.
- 29:13Speaker 2: But it's time now to call a winner. Find out
- 29:16Speaker 2: who is joining us in the Heineken Silver Clubhouse at
- 29:18Speaker 2: Minooka Fuel Chasing the Fox. Feel as you're ready?
- 29:21Speaker 3: Do They get to bring a mate.
- 29:23Speaker 2: They get to bring a mates, They get drinks, they
- 29:25Speaker 2: get food, they get to hang with us us while
- 29:27Speaker 2: we broadcast live and watch all the actions.
- 29:29Speaker 3: Good, let's do it, man, all right, let's do it.
- 29:32Speaker 3: Guy's name is Mitchell, Mitchell good stuff. Hello, Yeah, good
- 29:44Speaker 3: is that Mitchell? Is it?
- 29:46Speaker 6: Yes?
- 29:46Speaker 5: It is?
- 29:47Speaker 3: Are you speaking to Whitty j Old Megie and Kezy
- 29:52Speaker 3: from the Big Sha And how's life?
- 29:55Speaker 6: It's pretty good you boys? How about yourself?
- 30:03Speaker 1: New Year?
- 30:03Speaker 3: Isn't wife? Hey? Match? What do you do for a
- 30:08Speaker 3: crass mate?
- 30:09Speaker 6: I am a grounds when I do cricket worker?
- 30:16Speaker 3: By what ground are you working?
- 30:20Speaker 6: I work out and self real self awkland So like
- 30:23Speaker 6: corrac you're nice.
- 30:25Speaker 3: Beautiful out that way. Hey tell me Mett you like
- 30:29Speaker 3: a bit of gold faction hanging out with the fields?
- 30:32Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't mind it. It used to be a green
- 30:34Speaker 6: keeper on a golf.
- 30:35Speaker 2: Called Yeah good man, Hey Mitch, Well, great news for
- 30:40Speaker 2: you mate, You and a mate will officially be joining
- 30:42Speaker 2: us this Friday, Chasing the Fox.
- 30:45Speaker 6: Awesome, bloody awesome.
- 30:46Speaker 3: Thank you very much, guys, mate, looking forward to meeting you.
- 30:50Speaker 3: We can chat.
- 30:51Speaker 6: Tif have a couple of days.
- 30:54Speaker 5: Yeah, wow, Probably you're probably too busy that way you
- 30:57Speaker 5: on fridaymen, you probably have to start work.
- 31:00Speaker 6: I'll be prepping that strip by twelve o'clock.
- 31:04Speaker 2: Get on your match. And who you're gonna bring with
- 31:06Speaker 2: your mate?
- 31:07Speaker 6: I'm going to bring my other probably my other greenkeeper
- 31:09Speaker 6: mate Bryce. He week said a golf course at the moment,
- 31:11Speaker 6: so I think he'll be pretty keen. Otherwise, if he's
- 31:13Speaker 6: not coming, the old misses will come.
- 31:16Speaker 5: Old missus.
- 31:17Speaker 2: Yeah, you can say that you don't you don't want
- 31:19Speaker 2: to bring a new one man.
- 31:21Speaker 6: Oh that she's too busy?
- 31:23Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, good for you match, how you hold
- 31:25Speaker 2: the lineman, pugsn or sort you out?
- 31:27Speaker 5: Man? And looking forward to many of this Friday.
- 31:29Speaker 6: Awesome? Thanks guys on your.
- 31:31Speaker 2: Mate, get on your match there. You can ask him
- 31:33Speaker 2: because the audience might know this. But your dream job,
- 31:35Speaker 2: Jason is to be a greenskeeper, isn't it totally?
- 31:38Speaker 3: Man? That'll be great.
- 31:39Speaker 5: Was it being the greenskeeper or you said it was
- 31:41Speaker 5: to run the golf club and so you've sort of
- 31:44Speaker 5: be out there and pressing the flesh with all the
- 31:46Speaker 5: members and that sort of stuff.
- 31:47Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that's more me, mate, you know what
- 31:49Speaker 3: I mean?
- 31:49Speaker 2: Really?
- 31:50Speaker 3: But in Spain though, in Spain, how was your Spanish
- 31:55Speaker 3: cee cee?
- 31:57Speaker 1: The Whole Larky Big Show week days from four on
- 32:00Speaker 1: Radio Hodich.
- 32:01Speaker 3: Jane's addiction there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
- 32:04Speaker 3: Monday afternoon, feelers, can we have a bit of sport check.
- 32:11Speaker 3: I like sport.
- 32:12Speaker 2: Save which sports do you want to chat about their feelings?
- 32:20Speaker 3: Can I start with the Ashes? I'm fuman, are you?
- 32:25Speaker 3: It's the only cricket I watched these days, to be fair,
- 32:28Speaker 3: apart from New Zealand. Maybe if I'm in studio and
- 32:32Speaker 3: I love the Ashes in Australia, and I've got to
- 32:34Speaker 3: say the Australians are a great job of the coverage. I
- 32:37Speaker 3: can't really abide the commentators too much. I can, I
- 32:42Speaker 3: can barely handle them, but I do. I'm human because
- 32:47Speaker 3: England's been handed to hidings and the first two tests,
- 32:52Speaker 3: I think the first the first Test was in three days.
- 32:55Speaker 3: This one was sort of four days. I feel ripped off.
- 32:59Speaker 5: The first one was two days.
- 33:00Speaker 3: I was at two days. Yeah, and it's all very
- 33:03Speaker 3: well playing attacking cricket, but if you keep getting your
- 33:06Speaker 3: ass handed to your well, you've got to sort of reassess.
- 33:09Speaker 3: But what really got deep inside my goat was watching
- 33:13Speaker 3: Steve Smith bat in the final innings and he was
- 33:18Speaker 3: so over the top irritating Australian cocky deck that had
- 33:26Speaker 3: enraged me.
- 33:27Speaker 5: Is there anything worse than a cocky dick?
- 33:29Speaker 3: No? You know, look he took some good catches. He
- 33:35Speaker 3: was all pumped up and fired out and he was
- 33:37Speaker 3: just so over the top. I was like, I can't
- 33:41Speaker 3: bear this. I can't bear it.
- 33:43Speaker 5: Jase.
- 33:43Speaker 2: Do you think Brendan McCullum might have to step down
- 33:45Speaker 2: as coach?
- 33:46Speaker 5: No? Do you think bas ball can work? I think
- 33:49Speaker 5: besball is. I think they've latched onto that term, haven't they.
- 33:52Speaker 5: But Australia played.
- 33:53Speaker 3: Which he hates.
- 33:55Speaker 5: Australia played cricket that is every bit is attacking as England.
- 33:59Speaker 5: So it's just an attacking style, so bears ball it doesn't. Actually,
- 34:02Speaker 5: it's just a stupid phrase. So Australia have been scoring
- 34:05Speaker 5: faster and playing more attacking cricket and this than what
- 34:08Speaker 5: England have. I think England's big problem is they can't
- 34:11Speaker 5: put together any kind of pressure when they're bowling. They
- 34:14Speaker 5: dropped five catches. Yes, they've been playing like shit and
- 34:18Speaker 5: the reason for that is you can have the best
- 34:20Speaker 5: team that you've had in thirty years, whatever you like.
- 34:22Speaker 5: When you get into Australia and you're playing in that
- 34:24Speaker 5: quardra and you're under that media spotlight, you're under that
- 34:26Speaker 5: pressure from the spectators and everything else. All of a sudden,
- 34:29Speaker 5: all the skills in the world that you thought you
- 34:31Speaker 5: had when you're playing everywhere else in the world, it
- 34:32Speaker 5: dissipates or disappears completely. And that's a beauty of Australia.
- 34:36Speaker 5: If you can win over there, mate, you are bloody good.
- 34:38Speaker 5: And they are getting there. As you say, j ass
- 34:40Speaker 5: was ended.
- 34:41Speaker 2: How long has it been since they've beaten Australia years?
- 34:44Speaker 3: Well, yeah, the last Ashes was too all, but Australia
- 34:48Speaker 3: healthy ashes, so they retained it. But and you know
- 34:52Speaker 3: the last Ashes. They were down by two England that
- 34:54Speaker 3: time as well, and came fighting. They're playing at home,
- 34:57Speaker 3: but they're playing at home. This is what the Australians do.
- 35:00Speaker 3: They grind you down, slowly, grind you down. I can relate,
- 35:05Speaker 3: but Steve Smith, his behavior was just infuriated to hate though.
- 35:10Speaker 5: And I do want to touch on the Black Cats
- 35:13Speaker 5: Test against there as well, And a huge shout out
- 35:17Speaker 5: to Justin Greeves, Our Graves and shy Hope Graves getting
- 35:22Speaker 5: two hundred and two not out shy Hope one hundred
- 35:25Speaker 5: and forty. They somehow met it to back through five
- 35:28Speaker 5: sessions conceding six wickets. If I remember correctly, They did
- 35:33Speaker 5: incredibly well, even though New Zealand lost. Then he had
- 35:37Speaker 5: two past bowlers and the rest sort of part time spinners,
- 35:40Speaker 5: but still very difficult to battle the way through five sessions. Credit.
- 35:44Speaker 3: Then I was speaking to gilay in this afternoon and
- 35:47Speaker 3: he was fuming about that against the West Indies and
- 35:51Speaker 3: you know, only needing three point two runs and over
- 35:54Speaker 3: and just basically battered out, batted it out. I was like,
- 35:57Speaker 3: what are you doing? You've done so well and we
- 36:00Speaker 3: had two bowlers down. Idiotic quicket question.
- 36:04Speaker 5: My wife, you know, she's watching the Test on Watch Prime.
- 36:07Speaker 3: Yes, the Test.
- 36:08Speaker 2: It's about the Aussie team love it's her favorite show
- 36:11Speaker 2: at the moment. She's because she had a crush on
- 36:14Speaker 2: the host.
- 36:14Speaker 5: Of New Zealand Grand Designs.
- 36:16Speaker 3: Yeah, boy did she.
- 36:17Speaker 5: Her new crush is Pat Cummings.
- 36:19Speaker 3: He's a good looking fewler.
- 36:20Speaker 2: But is he a good dude? Because I know Steve
- 36:22Speaker 2: Smiths the Paine of the ass.
- 36:23Speaker 3: But I think coming yeah, yeah, he's pretty chill and
- 36:27Speaker 3: he's not full of himself.
- 36:29Speaker 5: So you won't mind. Yeah, that's a good one for
- 36:30Speaker 5: her to have me.
- 36:31Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean if she goes out with Pat Cummins,
- 36:35Speaker 3: if that's a hall pass. You can be totally cool
- 36:37Speaker 3: with that.
- 36:38Speaker 5: It's okay if she likes coming.
- 36:39Speaker 3: And he's a fiercely good looking, powerful powerful isn't that powerful? Yeah,
- 36:48Speaker 3: he's got really amazing fires. Okay, and apparently he's hung
- 36:53Speaker 3: like right.
- 36:55Speaker 1: The whole Key Big Show was Mike and tune in.
- 36:59Speaker 3: Four on radio Billy Idol there on the radio, Hold
- 37:03Speaker 3: Larkey Big Shows this Monday afternoon.
- 37:06Speaker 2: Jason, what kind of cheers do you have in your lounge?
- 37:10Speaker 3: Wooden with leather pouches?
- 37:13Speaker 5: Leather pouches, you sit in them, You sit in the
- 37:17Speaker 5: little pouch like.
- 37:19Speaker 3: It's like it's like what it's beautiful Scandinavian wood with
- 37:23Speaker 3: like a leather seating cushion, black leather cushion. Oh, it
- 37:28Speaker 3: depends when you're in my lounge. Are you talking my
- 37:31Speaker 3: dining table or you're talking my lounge.
- 37:33Speaker 5: Like your cozy watching Telly chairs? Do you put your
- 37:36Speaker 5: dining table in your lounge?
- 37:37Speaker 3: Do two big green bastards and a beautiful tan leather couch? Right?
- 37:43Speaker 5: And then you've got the wooden one with the pouches.
- 37:45Speaker 5: What do you put in the pouch?
- 37:47Speaker 3: Your ass?
- 37:49Speaker 5: Right? Okay? What about you, Mogi? What kind of cheers.
- 37:51Speaker 5: Do you have in your I've just got two couches, yes,
- 37:54Speaker 5: I was going a couch.
- 37:55Speaker 3: Just two couches. Yeah, I've just.
- 37:57Speaker 5: Got one good users.
- 38:01Speaker 2: If I was you know, if I was a lot wealthier,
- 38:04Speaker 2: tell you what, I'd have a whole heap of Lazy
- 38:06Speaker 2: Boy Neo X power recline as a fails.
- 38:09Speaker 5: They're so good. But we've got one sitting in here,
- 38:10Speaker 5: and it's got the lot man. You've got a little
- 38:12Speaker 5: holder there for your iPad. You've got a place to
- 38:14Speaker 5: charge your phone. It's got to remote control, it's got
- 38:16Speaker 5: a drinks holder. It's got pre septs.
- 38:18Speaker 2: Yeah it there's like lumbar support. You can put your
- 38:21Speaker 2: head forward, put your head back, you put your right.
- 38:24Speaker 5: Leg and you put your out. Yeah, you do that.
- 38:27Speaker 2: So it's got cutting edge comfort technology, wireless remote yeah, iPhone,
- 38:32Speaker 2: iPad holders, cup holders, and the power recline so it
- 38:35Speaker 2: moves up and down and you can adjust exactly how
- 38:37Speaker 2: you like it.
- 38:38Speaker 5: We are giving this exact one away.
- 38:39Speaker 2: If you are keen, text the word lazy the three
- 38:42Speaker 2: four eight three, get yourself and the draw to win.
- 38:44Speaker 5: That's all things to Lazy Boy. Long live the Lazy,
- 38:47Speaker 5: So good Keith.
- 38:48Speaker 3: Hey you fellers coming up after six o'clock. I went
- 38:53Speaker 3: to the beach yesterday and things got sexy.
- 39:00Speaker 1: Hold Actual Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
- 39:03Speaker 1: in week days at four on Radio Hold.
- 39:05Speaker 3: I can welcome back your messive backbones. Hope your Monday
- 39:07Speaker 3: is going along very nicely. Indeed you're listening to the
- 39:10Speaker 3: Big showy sorry, brought to you by RE Come on Feeling.
- 39:19Speaker 2: Saving serving good times and good food dining or take
- 39:23Speaker 2: away Rebigger today Here it is. It's real big Yeah.
- 39:33Speaker 4: Oh yum yummy, yum yum yum.
- 39:43Speaker 3: Yeh hearing day marrying Dallas.
- 39:55Speaker 1: A correct answer is.
- 40:04Speaker 5: I'll be interested to find out from Pegs why he
- 40:07Speaker 5: used his own voice for a certain part of it. There,
- 40:10Speaker 5: that's the first time that's happened, right. Do you want
- 40:12Speaker 5: to hear from Pugs now? Yeh man, check them on
- 40:15Speaker 5: Pugs are there, bro? It's the idea behind that Pugs man.
- 40:18Speaker 3: Hello, Yeah, there you go, mate.
- 40:21Speaker 5: So you use your own voice for part of that? No,
- 40:25Speaker 5: that wasn't me. That was just like a like a
- 40:27Speaker 5: what do you call it?
- 40:28Speaker 3: A box pipe?
- 40:28Speaker 4: And you know you do enough of these you end
- 40:30Speaker 4: up finding someone that's going to sound.
- 40:31Speaker 5: Like all right, now, it was you. How come you
- 40:34Speaker 5: made the how come you made that difference to to
- 40:36Speaker 5: have the there's a character voice there, and then on
- 40:40Speaker 5: the A, B C. D. It's somebody else's voice sounds
- 40:43Speaker 5: like you.
- 40:43Speaker 2: Because the correct answer is obviously with a funny thing
- 40:47Speaker 2: on right, that's the that's the correct answer. So he
- 40:51Speaker 2: needed to have the first three be very neutral. Well,
- 40:53Speaker 2: I'm asking, Pugs.
- 40:57Speaker 4: It's about it's about having a voice that's completely unfamiliar
- 41:02Speaker 4: in the sting world.
- 41:03Speaker 5: Man, you're good, Yes, this guy gets it. We learn
- 41:06Speaker 5: stuff every days.
- 41:08Speaker 3: Great.
- 41:10Speaker 4: That idea was actually given to me by a friend,
- 41:13Speaker 4: friend of the show.
- 41:15Speaker 2: What's that friend of the show? Yeah, what about this
- 41:17Speaker 2: one here? Pugs, how do you explain this?
- 41:27Speaker 5: So that's Jay, I've never heard that one play that
- 41:29Speaker 5: one more time? So that's we found out today that
- 41:38Speaker 5: I think your family call you by that nickname, don't they?
- 41:40Speaker 3: Yes?
- 41:41Speaker 5: Does? Now?
- 41:45Speaker 2: This one? Pugs has been busy in the lab today. Man,
- 41:52Speaker 2: hell man, did you like rim? Jason?
- 41:55Speaker 5: You consider it's reinforcing it for you little bit.
- 41:58Speaker 1: The whole Key Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
- 42:01Speaker 1: Tune in on radio.
- 42:05Speaker 3: There on the radio. Hold Donkey Big Show, this glorious
- 42:09Speaker 3: Monday evening. Now, Fellas, are you planning getting out on
- 42:12Speaker 3: the water at all this summer.
- 42:13Speaker 5: I don't actually have a plan to, but I would
- 42:15Speaker 5: like to. Yes, I want to try and get over
- 42:17Speaker 5: to way Hiki at some point. I've got enough way
- 42:20Speaker 5: to go down to Coramandel. Nice, I'd like to go
- 42:22Speaker 5: there as well. We've got lots of dreams like Fellers
- 42:25Speaker 5: over the years.
- 42:26Speaker 2: Oh well, I'll be down there that Yeah, Jerry's down
- 42:29Speaker 2: there at that point as well.
- 42:30Speaker 3: Oh yes, I to be down there at that point
- 42:32Speaker 3: as well. I've changed my mind.
- 42:37Speaker 2: I'll be in Cook's Beach. I think Jerry's in power.
- 42:39Speaker 3: Knowing I think mccox's beach with Cook's Beach and the Coramandel.
- 42:45Speaker 2: That's it, damn it, that's the one. Are you actually there?
- 42:48Speaker 3: No?
- 42:49Speaker 5: Okay, yes, yeah, we could have about that year. There's
- 42:54Speaker 5: a few different spots of keen to get that. It
- 42:56Speaker 5: looks like we're going to have a hell.
- 42:57Speaker 3: Of actually smoking hard hotel there were now listen, objectify, sir.
- 43:03Speaker 3: The great news is we've got a boat to give away,
- 43:06Speaker 3: and it's seventy five thousand dollars worth of boat can add.
- 43:10Speaker 2: Thanks to the legends at finn Chaser Boats, they've outdone
- 43:12Speaker 2: themselves with this beautiful beast. If you can to win,
- 43:15Speaker 2: it takes a boat to three four eight three follow
- 43:17Speaker 2: the link, put your details in.
- 43:18Speaker 5: You have to come up with a name for the boat.
- 43:21Speaker 5: We've done this before.
- 43:22Speaker 2: The previous boats were called the Punisher, the Real Wounded,
- 43:24Speaker 2: Pablo Esca Boat and the Salty Specimen A.
- 43:29Speaker 5: Can you top that?
- 43:30Speaker 3: Yeah? Tough, good names.
- 43:31Speaker 5: Now, I do want to be clear as well. I
- 43:33Speaker 5: don't think the winner is decide by the name?
- 43:36Speaker 3: Is it?
- 43:36Speaker 5: Is it decided by the name?
- 43:38Speaker 3: I think so?
- 43:38Speaker 5: Yeah, I've got no idea. Pugs. We might look into that.
- 43:41Speaker 5: We'll let you know. But I remember being surprised. I thought, oh,
- 43:45Speaker 5: I thought it would have been by the name of
- 43:46Speaker 5: the boat.
- 43:46Speaker 2: No, I think it's done randomly, you know what I mean, chosen.
- 43:51Speaker 2: Their name is put on the side of the boat. Yeah.
- 43:53Speaker 2: It's not like we all sit down and go that's
- 43:55Speaker 2: the best name. Yeah, just by luck of the drawer.
- 43:58Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure anyway, this is the sort of stuff
- 43:59Speaker 2: we should off here.
- 44:01Speaker 5: Doesn't matter, man, what is the boat? I hear you
- 44:03Speaker 5: asking Jays.
- 44:04Speaker 2: No, well it's a finn Chaser five to three fire
- 44:08Speaker 2: x three.
- 44:10Speaker 3: No, not that one.
- 44:11Speaker 2: A finn Chasers five three five center console with a
- 44:14Speaker 2: Mercury sixty horse four stroke ct outboard horse.
- 44:18Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a good boat horse.
- 44:20Speaker 2: How do you know I used to own one of them,
- 44:23Speaker 2: one of those?
- 44:24Speaker 5: Well you did?
- 44:25Speaker 3: I did? Yeah, yeah, when I used to live in the.
- 44:28Speaker 5: How much did you buy that for?
- 44:30Speaker 3: I got it off a mate, so I think it
- 44:33Speaker 3: was about sixty eight grand.
- 44:34Speaker 2: Oh wow, that's good because it's worth seventy five thousand.
- 44:37Speaker 2: Of course, this includes the Voyager trailer and all the
- 44:39Speaker 2: bells and whistles as well.
- 44:40Speaker 5: Jason's got bells and whistles. It's got bells and whistles.
- 44:43Speaker 2: It's got so many things like, for example, a VHF
- 44:47Speaker 2: communications system, a Fusion stereo entertainment system, speakers throughout the boat,
- 44:52Speaker 2: a garment echo map, seven inch fish finder. It only
- 44:56Speaker 2: finds fish that are seven inches long.
- 44:58Speaker 3: Wow, or moreeriousness. I've seen the boat. It is a
- 45:02Speaker 3: beast and you have seen it, Kisi. It is absolute
- 45:06Speaker 3: bastard of a boat. She's a beauty.
- 45:08Speaker 2: That's a good thing, right, yeah, real good thing. It's
- 45:10Speaker 2: amazing for a boat bastard of a boat, your bastard.
- 45:14Speaker 2: It takes boat to three four eight three. Follow the link,
- 45:17Speaker 2: get yourself and drawing. You could be driving it.
- 45:19Speaker 1: The Darchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio.
- 45:23Speaker 3: Hod Ike Island Fimes. There on the Radio Hodarchy Big
- 45:26Speaker 3: Show this Monday evening. Now, fellas, as we head into Christmas,
- 45:30Speaker 3: it's a stressful time and here we are experienced men
- 45:35Speaker 3: of the world, and I think maybe we can help
- 45:37Speaker 3: some people out there in the world with a bit
- 45:39Speaker 3: of advice.
- 45:40Speaker 2: That's right, Jason, Patty and NIBBs sixty nine at gmail
- 45:42Speaker 2: dot com. Get in touch for you need advice. You
- 45:44Speaker 2: can want a fifty dollars reburg avoucher to get in
- 45:54Speaker 2: touch with a feller's stop butchering the sting.
- 45:59Speaker 5: I thought I did a very same you guys both
- 46:02Speaker 5: were terrible. No, we don't go quiet. Just we've just
- 46:09Speaker 5: agreed to disagree. Okay, as long as you guys are upset,
- 46:15Speaker 5: m so was that.
- 46:18Speaker 3: I'll be holding onto that over Christmas. I can tell you.
- 46:24Speaker 2: An email here, Can.
- 46:26Speaker 3: You not butcher the reading of it?
- 46:32Speaker 5: Advice for keys?
- 46:33Speaker 3: Can you just get into it? Please?
- 46:35Speaker 5: Here we go split it out.
- 46:37Speaker 2: This is from anonymous. Get a fellow's anonymous here. This
- 46:41Speaker 2: one is mainly advice from Christopher. However, Michael and the
- 46:45Speaker 2: jizz Pot may have some tips on this as well,
- 46:49Speaker 2: as you men have had to deal with Keysy's array
- 46:51Speaker 2: of ailments throughout the time you did have worked together.
- 46:53Speaker 5: Yeah, not really though.
- 46:56Speaker 2: I've just started getting X ME behind my knees at
- 46:58Speaker 2: the age of twenty, and I was just wondering if
- 47:03Speaker 2: you had any of Mon's home remedies or some tips
- 47:05Speaker 2: that you experienced yourself to help with the debilitating illness.
- 47:08Speaker 5: Cheers Anonymous. This one's on new ksing. I'm not going
- 47:12Speaker 5: for a dart.
- 47:14Speaker 3: Interestingly enough, I discovered my wife's body butter yesterday. I
- 47:21Speaker 3: didn't know she had a pottle of body butter, but
- 47:24Speaker 3: I find that very good for dry sort of skin,
- 47:27Speaker 3: especially in this weather where your skin gets dried out. Bellow, Yeah,
- 47:31Speaker 3: bit of you know, burn action going on, bit of moisturizer.
- 47:36Speaker 2: Moisturizing X men, I mean, isn't it like a fungal thing?
- 47:39Speaker 3: Well, I don't know. You tell Uskian.
- 47:41Speaker 2: To be honest me, I haven't had X ME behind
- 47:42Speaker 2: my knee since I was four, I had your cure it.
- 47:45Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 47:45Speaker 5: I think Old Secret had a home remedy. Wh there
- 47:48Speaker 5: you go. I think it was body butter.
- 47:49Speaker 3: Yeah, it sounds like body.
- 47:51Speaker 2: Butter, a pottle of body butter.
- 47:52Speaker 5: It sounds like the one. Well, it's probably eliminating things
- 47:55Speaker 5: that you're allergic to. For my brother is dairy.
- 47:59Speaker 3: Dairy.
- 47:59Speaker 2: Actually a lot of the skin and psoriasis and stuff
- 48:02Speaker 2: is caused by the diet unfortunately.
- 48:05Speaker 3: Yeah. But also in this heat you get a bit
- 48:08Speaker 3: of sweat action going on. You can get a bit
- 48:10Speaker 3: of chafing.
- 48:11Speaker 5: Chafing, but not X ray.
- 48:13Speaker 3: Different, isn't it.
- 48:13Speaker 5: So it sounds like, I don't know. Are you a
- 48:15Speaker 5: new relationship? Are you eating something you've never eaten before?
- 48:21Speaker 5: What's that being a new relationship got to do with it?
- 48:23Speaker 3: Oh?
- 48:23Speaker 5: You know, your your appetites expand or he might be
- 48:28Speaker 5: vegan for example.
- 48:30Speaker 2: Right, Well, look, these are all good questions to ask yourself.
- 48:34Speaker 2: If not, just go to a chemist, show them the
- 48:36Speaker 2: old X ME of the air and they'll they'll give
- 48:39Speaker 2: you something to treat it.
- 48:40Speaker 5: We'll go to a doctor. You're sick, We'll go to
- 48:42Speaker 5: a doctor.
- 48:44Speaker 1: The whole aching big show with Jason, Mike and keysy
- 48:47Speaker 1: tune in week days A four on Radio Hodachi.
- 48:56Speaker 3: Well there you got your man. That's a big show
- 48:59Speaker 3: done and I just did for your Monday evening. Now
- 49:01Speaker 3: listen then the podcast out tro today, I've got to
- 49:04Speaker 3: make an apology. We had to put another disclaimer on it.
- 49:09Speaker 3: And it was purely my fault this time. I was
- 49:11Speaker 3: filthy today and I don't know what got into me.
- 49:14Speaker 3: Usually it's Mogi that you know, kicks it all off.
- 49:17Speaker 3: But it was my fault today and I'll own it.
- 49:19Speaker 5: I think Mogi might have gotten into you, you know
- 49:21Speaker 5: what I mean?
- 49:22Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, really just got into my system somehow.
- 49:25Speaker 5: Yeah, he entered your system just from Yeah.
- 49:28Speaker 3: I mean this one was particularly filthy, and I don't
- 49:31Speaker 3: think it was. I do apologize. Way.
- 49:34Speaker 5: If you don't like it, man, don't listen to it.
- 49:36Speaker 5: Put it to you that way. If you don't want
- 49:38Speaker 5: listen to it, isn't it. Yeah, see if I can.
- 49:40Speaker 5: If you want to get a little bit of filth
- 49:41Speaker 5: gone sway it is you want to play in front
- 49:42Speaker 5: of your kids, I wouldn't.
- 49:44Speaker 3: No, I don't want it.
- 49:45Speaker 2: Here's a clip of today's podcast outro comes out at
- 49:47Speaker 2: seven thirty tonight.
- 49:50Speaker 3: It's flapping all over the place like I just went,
- 49:54Speaker 3: oh my god, that's not Yeah, it's not. I just
- 49:59Speaker 3: want to apologize the audience. It's been a shocker. And
- 50:02Speaker 3: I started.
- 50:04Speaker 5: What was flapping all over the a phrase to use there,
- 50:09Speaker 5: the thing about Liz.
- 50:10Speaker 3: No one would ever guess what it was about. No, never, no, never,
- 50:13Speaker 3: never ever. I'm trying to guess what you're getting up
- 50:17Speaker 3: to tonight.
- 50:19Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 50:20Speaker 5: Man, I'm gonna go home. It's another sunny, beautiful evening.
- 50:22Speaker 5: I'll go home. I'm interested to see what's for dinner
- 50:24Speaker 5: because I need a good dinner.
- 50:26Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 50:26Speaker 5: Do you know the day that hangover sort of day
- 50:29Speaker 5: and it wasn't the world's worst hangover, but you need
- 50:31Speaker 5: a good meal on that day. But the Monday one
- 50:34Speaker 5: it's just as important, just as important. So I'm interested
- 50:37Speaker 5: to see what we get there. Yesterday I had a tie.
- 50:41Speaker 5: It was absolutely awesome.
- 50:42Speaker 2: Yeah, I love a tie like bow tie or necktie,
- 50:47Speaker 2: food tie like typhood food keysy.
- 50:50Speaker 3: What are you having tonight, because no doubt your wife's
- 50:52Speaker 3: got squash or something.
- 50:53Speaker 2: She's got touch rugby tonight, so she'll be home at
- 50:56Speaker 2: about eight o'clock, so I'll get home first, and I
- 50:59Speaker 2: think I'm cooking up chicken. You don't play touch track,
- 51:01Speaker 2: you or anything. It's her work team. Oh okay, yeah,
- 51:05Speaker 2: and I play golf now.
- 51:06Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 51:06Speaker 5: No, I just wanted because you used to play sport together,
- 51:08Speaker 5: and I wonder why you don't anymore.
- 51:10Speaker 2: I've told her they've only just started, so everyone there's
- 51:12Speaker 2: really keen and I see it as long as the
- 51:14Speaker 2: games outside of show hours, I'll be keen to if
- 51:17Speaker 2: you have any numbers.
- 51:17Speaker 5: And she's like, yep, sweet cool, okay.
- 51:20Speaker 3: Yeah, sweet, No, not yet, but I won't.
- 51:23Speaker 2: Hey, Jason, what are you doing tonight, man? Besides sitting
- 51:25Speaker 2: in your wooden chair with pouches?
- 51:27Speaker 3: Yeah, leather pouches kids.
- 51:29Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 51:30Speaker 3: Oh look, I'll go home. Oh god, I think I
- 51:34Speaker 3: might go to the gym tonight actually, And then.
- 51:39Speaker 5: Have you canceled your membership? Man?
- 51:40Speaker 3: No, I haven't. You need to the weird figures. They've
- 51:43Speaker 3: changed the name of it so it's not even the
- 51:46Speaker 3: same place anymore gym and I'm still paying.
- 51:49Speaker 5: So I've done a full rebrand since you've been there.
- 51:52Speaker 2: Yes, totally, all right, Well the music stops, so we'll
- 51:55Speaker 2: see you tomorrow yeah,