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- 0:00Speaker 1: Baby, I'm a gangstato.
- 0:02Speaker 2: It takes a little tangle. You don't want to mess
- 0:06Speaker 2: with me.
- 0:06Speaker 3: Mess with me, baby, you're a gangsta too.
- 0:12Speaker 1: Oh puch, baby, you're a game statoo.
- 0:23Speaker 4: For good warnings, this podcast is designed to take you
- 0:26Speaker 4: outside of your comfort zone and make you question reality.
- 0:30Speaker 4: Listening Discretion is a vibe the fellas.
- 0:41Speaker 2: This ain't my first time at the.
- 0:43Speaker 3: Rodeoshm, Hello and welcome back to this show.
- 1:07Speaker 2: So first things first, we got a couple of shout
- 1:13Speaker 2: outs here. I got an email from one of the
- 1:19Speaker 2: listeners that I want to talk about real quick, and
- 1:23Speaker 2: then shout out to one of my besties. She's been
- 1:27Speaker 2: on the show you know where you love her, Kelly Fitzshisel.
- 1:33Speaker 2: She inspired this episode today, So shout out to Kelly.
- 1:40Speaker 2: I hope this tickles your taint. Five forty eight in
- 1:47Speaker 2: the afternoon, I made myself a little cup of coffee.
- 1:52Speaker 2: Mom Life, Mom Life. You know, he tosses in turn
- 1:58Speaker 2: sometimes has a rough night, which means I have a
- 2:04Speaker 2: rough night. But life goes on right and we are
- 2:09Speaker 2: here together. So put a little pep in my step,
- 2:14Speaker 2: got myself ready for this episode. I'm feeling good, feeling frisky.
- 2:21Speaker 2: So uh, let me pull up the first shout out
- 2:26Speaker 2: here she went through the link tree. Okay, right here
- 2:32Speaker 2: it is. It's Jennifer. Won't say her last name just
- 2:38Speaker 2: for privacy purposes, but she says, I love your podcast.
- 2:43Speaker 2: I'm fifty five and find your humor hilarious. My family
- 2:48Speaker 2: also has a bit disturbing humor. I have found my
- 2:52Speaker 2: way to contact you. First off, I want to join
- 2:56Speaker 2: two three seven Do I have to have the Patreon app.
- 3:01Speaker 2: What I really want to write to you about was
- 3:03Speaker 2: the raising of your child. I agree with everything you
- 3:07Speaker 2: are doing and talking about. I slept with my first
- 3:11Speaker 2: son for at least the first year. I'm running out
- 3:15Speaker 2: of characters, so have to say when my grandson comes over,
- 3:21Speaker 2: he sleeps with me and he's seven. Keep it you
- 3:25Speaker 2: all right, Jenny from the block. Thank you, Jenny. And
- 3:30Speaker 2: I just assume, I guess that anyone who listens to
- 3:33Speaker 2: my show probably has a disturbed sense of humor. And
- 3:38Speaker 2: that's why we're besties, Okay, because if you get what
- 3:42Speaker 2: I'm laying down, there's probably something wrong with you too,
- 3:45Speaker 2: and we can just be two weird birds hanging out
- 3:49Speaker 2: in the same tree. You know what, I mean, thank you, Jenny.
- 3:53Speaker 2: I really appreciate that. You know, you guys, as I
- 3:56Speaker 2: have always said, are the reason I keep doing this.
- 4:00Speaker 2: So that message just made my day. And it kind
- 4:05Speaker 2: of not to regurgitate or whatever regurgitating on the same topic.
- 4:16Speaker 2: But she must have felt really deeply about this, just
- 4:21Speaker 2: the way I do, or she wouldn't have reached out.
- 4:25Speaker 2: There are people who have their dogs in the bed
- 4:30Speaker 2: because they get lonely, or they have separation anxiety, or
- 4:34Speaker 2: they love their dogs so much they just won't have
- 4:36Speaker 2: them in the bed. But they got their baby down
- 4:40Speaker 2: the hall in a blackout chamber, no light, no sound,
- 4:48Speaker 2: and like they literally do that shit and mk ultra
- 4:51Speaker 2: studies blackout session. But they got their dog in the
- 4:58Speaker 2: bed with its own little dog blanket, and they're sitting
- 5:02Speaker 2: there watching shows together, you and your dog, while your
- 5:05Speaker 2: baby is down the hall alone. I mean, I get it,
- 5:14Speaker 2: you guys. Everybody's got their own way of doing things.
- 5:17Speaker 2: The Ferber method, Okay, that was a Rockefeller backed and
- 5:23Speaker 2: funded physician came up with the Cridout method. It's horseshit.
- 5:29Speaker 2: Just look into stuff before you just jump right on
- 5:32Speaker 2: board with it, you know what I mean? How do
- 5:34Speaker 2: you subscribe to Room two three seven Jenny from the
- 5:37Speaker 2: block Listen. You don't have to download the Patreon app.
- 5:43Speaker 2: You can just googlepatreon dot com slash Cosmic Peach podcast
- 5:50Speaker 2: and you can make a reservation that way. But I
- 5:57Speaker 2: will say the app is probably more user friendly, So
- 6:01Speaker 2: you can download the Patreon app, look for Cosmic Peach
- 6:07Speaker 2: Podcast and you can get to Room two three seven
- 6:10Speaker 2: that way. If you're feeling frisky, though, click on the
- 6:17Speaker 2: more info or whatever it says on Apple or Spotify,
- 6:23Speaker 2: and under the description for this episode will be a
- 6:29Speaker 2: link for Patreon. All's you gotta do is tap on
- 6:35Speaker 2: the link. It'll take you right there, fill out the information,
- 6:41Speaker 2: and boom, you checked in. You got the keys to
- 6:46Speaker 2: the kingdom Room two three seven. You know, I'm actually
- 6:52Speaker 2: learning a lot from my baby. He is very wise,
- 6:59Speaker 2: he's very shamanist. Stick this one. And what I will say,
- 7:06Speaker 2: just what I've learned this week, or what I'm coming
- 7:09Speaker 2: around to learn, is that I would always wait for
- 7:17Speaker 2: the other shoe to drop in any situation in my life,
- 7:24Speaker 2: like if I got a good job, met somebody started
- 7:28Speaker 2: dating them, just random stuff like that, I would always
- 7:36Speaker 2: wait for the other shoe to drop, Like, Oh, I
- 7:39Speaker 2: have this really good job. I like it, making pretty
- 7:46Speaker 2: good money. What is gonna be fucked up about it
- 7:51Speaker 2: to make me hate life? There will be something about
- 7:55Speaker 2: it that will make me hate life. Or like you
- 7:59Speaker 2: meet somebody and you started dating them and you're like,
- 8:03Speaker 2: oh my god, I'm attracted to them. They're funny, they
- 8:08Speaker 2: take showers, they watch their bee hole, we watch movies together,
- 8:13Speaker 2: we do all the what is it about this person
- 8:16Speaker 2: that's gonna make me hate life? And I would just
- 8:19Speaker 2: wait and eventually something would happen to prove me right.
- 8:24Speaker 2: But what I'm learning with my baby is that there
- 8:31Speaker 2: are extremely difficult moments, but there is no other shoe
- 8:37Speaker 2: that's going to drop. I just enjoy being a mom.
- 8:43Speaker 2: I just love it, even the hard stuff, even the
- 8:46Speaker 2: being up all night stuff, even the sleep regression stuff,
- 8:51Speaker 2: the temper tantrums, whatever, I just love them and I'm
- 8:57Speaker 2: enjoying it. And for the first time, I'm maybe in
- 9:01Speaker 2: my entire life, there is no other shoe that's dropping.
- 9:04Speaker 2: I'm just having a good time over here. Yeah, it's
- 9:08Speaker 2: hard to do it alone, and I would prefer not to,
- 9:14Speaker 2: but it is what it is, and I'm still enjoying it.
- 9:17Speaker 2: I'm just chilling enjoying being a mother, and for the
- 9:21Speaker 2: first time in my life, I'm just getting to enjoy
- 9:24Speaker 2: something without the caveat of something to ruin it. Like
- 9:29Speaker 2: some people just don't enjoy motherhood. I've been told that
- 9:32Speaker 2: they see motherhood as a burden, and maybe for them
- 9:37Speaker 2: another shoe dropped, But for me, I'm just really enjoying
- 9:42Speaker 2: life right now. So that's how your girls doing. But yeah,
- 9:50Speaker 2: so thank you Jenny from the block for reaching out.
- 9:54Speaker 2: I hope you're able to get signed up to room
- 9:56Speaker 2: two three seven. Thank you so much for reaching out out.
- 10:00Speaker 2: I love you, I appreciate you, and I'm glad you
- 10:04Speaker 2: feel as deeply about the subject as I do. Because
- 10:08Speaker 2: we gotta protect our kids out here. And you know,
- 10:12Speaker 2: today's episode, we're gonna talk a little bit about that,
- 10:17Speaker 2: not about parenting and stuff, but we're gonna talk about
- 10:20Speaker 2: the kids. So buckle up, people, it's a be whole episode.
- 10:29Speaker 2: Now here, we go for story time or maybe just
- 10:33Speaker 2: rant time or whatever you wanna call it. This isn't
- 10:36Speaker 2: necessarily a therapy session, but here's this for story time.
- 10:43Speaker 2: I refuse, absolutely refuse to pay for ad free on
- 10:50Speaker 2: Amazon Prime. I refuse. Even though it's like four dollars
- 10:55Speaker 2: more or something like that, I refuse. I'm already giving
- 10:59Speaker 2: them an off of my money. I don't need to
- 11:01Speaker 2: go give you an extra four to be ad free.
- 11:06Speaker 2: But the ads on the fucking Amazon Prime and to
- 11:14Speaker 2: be seem to be of the worst variety of ads
- 11:22Speaker 2: because they're all pharmaceuticals. I can get down on an
- 11:27Speaker 2: ad for like gain detergent, or like a tigpin, or
- 11:32Speaker 2: fucking any household thing you know. Sell me a washer
- 11:37Speaker 2: and dryer set, I don't care. But the pharmaceutical ads
- 11:42Speaker 2: make my skin fucking crawl. And I like to sleep
- 11:47Speaker 2: with the TV on at night, so unfortunately, I feel
- 11:51Speaker 2: like I'm getting bombarded in my sleep by a bunch
- 11:53Speaker 2: of pharmaceutical ads, and it's going right into my subconscious.
- 11:58Speaker 2: So that's how they get you. That's how they get
- 12:00Speaker 2: you to go ad free. As you're sitting there, maybe
- 12:03Speaker 2: like me, thinking, damn, I don't want to be listening
- 12:05Speaker 2: to all these horrific fucking pharmaceutical ads in my sleep
- 12:10Speaker 2: or even when I'm awake. But get this one. You're
- 12:13Speaker 2: never gonna believe it. The Ozimpic ad by the way,
- 12:17Speaker 2: it's got justin long in it. And you know, if
- 12:20Speaker 2: you've listened to my show for a while, I fucking
- 12:23Speaker 2: despise the guy. Just can't stand his face. Nothing about
- 12:27Speaker 2: his acting. I actually think he's really funny and pretty talented.
- 12:31Speaker 2: It's his fucking face. Can't stand him. He's doing the
- 12:39Speaker 2: ozimpic ad. Right, But that's not the one we're talking
- 12:43Speaker 2: about today. It was an ad specifically targeted to overweight
- 12:52Speaker 2: sleep apnea snoring problem this medication. It was an ad
- 12:59Speaker 2: for overweight sleep apnea snoring specifically. Okay, and basically here's
- 13:11Speaker 2: the gist, right, are you so fat you try to
- 13:20Speaker 2: swallow your own tongue and you sleep because your fucking
- 13:24Speaker 2: fat neck turns into a fucking vacuum at night to
- 13:28Speaker 2: try to suck any nearby food down your gullet, and oopsie,
- 13:33Speaker 2: you got your tongue instead. You choking. You're choking on
- 13:36Speaker 2: your tongue with your fat neck and your fat sleep apnea.
- 13:41Speaker 2: Don't worry, and also don't try to lose weight. Cod forbid,
- 13:50Speaker 2: we lose weight, no no, no, for your fat neck
- 13:56Speaker 2: and your vacuum section and your tongue swallow and you
- 14:01Speaker 2: sleep apneas we gotta peel for you. Zebediah has got
- 14:09Speaker 2: you covered.
- 14:10Speaker 4: Now.
- 14:11Speaker 2: I don't remember what the fuck it was called, but
- 14:13Speaker 2: it's always sounds something like that. Zebediah for the overweight
- 14:18Speaker 2: sleep apnea sufferers trying to swallow your own tongue in
- 14:22Speaker 2: you sleep, don't lose weight. Take Zebediah, Like, come on, guys,
- 14:31Speaker 2: Come on, guys. The ozimbic is an overweight problem, right.
- 14:38Speaker 2: And now they got weg V and all this stuff,
- 14:41Speaker 2: the first golp one approved pill you can take. That's
- 14:45Speaker 2: another one I've seen. Now we got Zebediah for your
- 14:52Speaker 2: fat neck trying to swallow your own tongue and you sleep.
- 14:57Speaker 2: There are some people who have sleep APNA who don't
- 14:59Speaker 2: have a weight problem. This ad was not for them.
- 15:02Speaker 2: It specifically said for overweight sleep apnea sufferers. What's it,
- 15:13Speaker 2: dou Do you ever think about that? What Zebediah do
- 15:17Speaker 2: for the overweight sleep apnea sufferer? Was it temporarily shrink
- 15:24Speaker 2: your fat neck down just why you're sleeping? Does it
- 15:28Speaker 2: make you a tongue skinnier so you don't choke on? It?
- 15:33Speaker 2: Is hard? What's Zebediah do for you? Now? And if
- 15:41Speaker 2: you're overweight and you have sleep apnea. Hey, it happens,
- 15:49Speaker 2: but don't take zebediah. And I eat a lot of spaghetti. Okay,
- 15:53Speaker 2: I'm not a beacon of wellness over here. My diet
- 15:57Speaker 2: sucks and I have a thyroid issue. So not like
- 16:03Speaker 2: I'm the saint of But if you are so overweight
- 16:08Speaker 2: you're trying to eat your own body and you sleep,
- 16:12Speaker 2: maybe we should start thinking about because I know if
- 16:17Speaker 2: it were me and I got to that point, I
- 16:21Speaker 2: wouldn't be reaching for the zebediah. Maybe try some probiotics,
- 16:26Speaker 2: get you gut right, take a you know we'll break
- 16:31Speaker 2: from the sug. But that's all besides the point. I
- 16:35Speaker 2: got something else I need to talk to you about. So, ladies,
- 16:42Speaker 2: in addition to today's apothecary corner, here's a little all
- 16:51Speaker 2: natural remedy hack if you will, just for you, just
- 16:57Speaker 2: for you ladies out there, I just learned it. Okay,
- 17:02Speaker 2: not feeling so fresh down there. Some might say, do shit,
- 17:09Speaker 2: little boric acid, that would be my preference, works every time.
- 17:14Speaker 2: Some might say coconut oil. You've really feeling frisky, you
- 17:19Speaker 2: might get some Greek yogurt up in that snatch. We've
- 17:25Speaker 2: all heard these things, But what about crocodile turds. That's right,
- 17:36Speaker 2: that's right, ladies. Around four thousand years ago in ancient Egypt,
- 17:43Speaker 2: women were shoving crocodile turds up their vaginas as a
- 17:49Speaker 2: form of birth control and to keep things fresh down there.
- 17:56Speaker 2: Okay here now, listen, people credit these assholes with building
- 18:03Speaker 2: the pyramids. I don't care how ancient the bitches are
- 18:12Speaker 2: or how many emerald tablets and shit that they have.
- 18:16Speaker 2: It don't take a rocket scientist to understand turds of
- 18:25Speaker 2: any kind don't equal freshness. The ladies were shoving crocodile
- 18:37Speaker 2: turds up their chee chong. They're not that fucking advanced.
- 18:46Speaker 2: I this is why, in my opinion, the Nephelum had
- 18:54Speaker 2: to come build their structures and shit, and they were
- 18:59Speaker 2: worshiped like gods on earth because they got there and
- 19:05Speaker 2: they were like, oh, we got this one in the bag.
- 19:09Speaker 2: These retards got their ladies putting crocodile turds up their puss.
- 19:14Speaker 2: We can easily dominate here, right, and it would take
- 19:22Speaker 2: some fucked up, satanic, dirty spirited beings to steal one
- 19:27Speaker 2: impregnate the crocodile turd ladies. Okay, hashtag fallen ones, and
- 19:37Speaker 2: they had some shitty hybrid shit turd babies with them. Okay,
- 19:43Speaker 2: it's all just sick and twisted and disgusting, and turds
- 19:49Speaker 2: don't equal freshness, they might equal birth control. They might
- 19:53Speaker 2: have got that one right, because you get within five
- 19:56Speaker 2: yards of that thing and whoo, smelling ripe down there,
- 20:05Speaker 2: sis smelling ripe. It is kind of six season, isn't it.
- 20:12Speaker 2: So this one's pretty simple. And I've already ranted on
- 20:18Speaker 2: about the crocodile turns, So today in apothecary cornter we
- 20:27Speaker 2: will be looking at marshmallow root soothing cough sir. Now,
- 20:35Speaker 2: I know some of you assholes out there are just
- 20:37Speaker 2: thinking this is a joke, but you could learn something.
- 20:40Speaker 2: Pay attention now. Don't put this on your taint. This
- 20:47Speaker 2: is cough's here. This is for the throat, all right,
- 20:50Speaker 2: not for the taint. So marshmallow root is a fantastic
- 20:56Speaker 2: herb for soothing sore throats and coughs due to its
- 21:04Speaker 2: musilagenous properties, mucilagenous mucillogenous properties which help coat and relieve
- 21:17Speaker 2: irritation in the respiratory system. So you're gonna get one
- 21:23Speaker 2: taple spoon of dried marshmallow root, one cup of water,
- 21:28Speaker 2: and one taple spoon of honey. Bring it to a boil. Oh, sorry,
- 21:35Speaker 2: bring the water to a boil. Then add your marshmallow roots.
- 21:39Speaker 2: Simmer it ten to fifteen strain, add honey for sweetness,
- 21:45Speaker 2: and there you go. Badaban bataboo, marshmallow root soothing, cough
- 21:51Speaker 2: syrup for the throat, not the taint. And don't you
- 21:54Speaker 2: dare put any crocodile turds in your chee chong. Okay,
- 22:01Speaker 2: And that is today's apothecary corner. Now, I was sent
- 22:11Speaker 2: this little idea here by. As I said at the
- 22:15Speaker 2: beginning of this episode, longtime bestie Kelly Fitzshizle. She's been
- 22:22Speaker 2: on the show, and you know she's got some apothecary's
- 22:26Speaker 2: for your corner if you want to ever hit her up.
- 22:30Speaker 2: She's always got a spray or a tincture, or she
- 22:34Speaker 2: might even have something you could rub on you taint. Listen,
- 22:37Speaker 2: she's got something for everything, turmeric drops. There was a
- 22:43Speaker 2: point in time where she and I were both drinking
- 22:46Speaker 2: our urin. That's right. I made fun of the crocodile ts,
- 22:51Speaker 2: but me and Kelly both were drinking our own urine.
- 22:55Speaker 2: So don't do it anymore. And I definitely wouldn't have
- 22:59Speaker 2: done it when I was pregnant because that shit was
- 23:01Speaker 2: strong potent. I could have fueled my car up with it.
- 23:06Speaker 2: But yeah, so there's something for everybody out there. You know,
- 23:10Speaker 2: what do you have in your apothecary corner? But so
- 23:15Speaker 2: she sent me this, and I thought you guys would
- 23:19Speaker 2: think it was interesting. It says, okay, now people are
- 23:24Speaker 2: mourning Chuck Norris, who was named in the McMartin Preschool
- 23:29Speaker 2: cover up, And it goes da da da da Da
- 23:33Speaker 2: Da Da da da da, and then it says, may
- 23:39Speaker 2: Chuck Norris rest in hell for eternity with fire and brimstone,
- 23:46Speaker 2: and then it has a lovely picture of Chuck Norris
- 23:50Speaker 2: doing the butthole sign. Look at that Chuck Norris doing
- 23:54Speaker 2: the beehole gesture. I'm sure that's not what it meant
- 23:59Speaker 2: back then, but that's what it means now. So I
- 24:02Speaker 2: got to digging because I don't necessary I couldn't necessarily remember,
- 24:06Speaker 2: and I asked around if Chuck Norris was named in
- 24:10Speaker 2: the McMartin Preschool case. Now, I did a whole series
- 24:16Speaker 2: with the Pedaphocracy and Uncle Sam Wants Your Children. I
- 24:24Speaker 2: did a lot of series for the Cult of Conspiracy,
- 24:28Speaker 2: and one of those I mentioned in thorough, thorough detail,
- 24:32Speaker 2: the McMartin case. But it's been a couple of years now,
- 24:35Speaker 2: and for some reason, my mind was a little wishy
- 24:38Speaker 2: washing on whether or not he was named. So it
- 24:43Speaker 2: tickled my taint and I just had to cover this
- 24:48Speaker 2: topic because it turns out, yes, abs a fucking luteley
- 24:54Speaker 2: Chuck Norris. When did that shitthead die? Let me get
- 24:58Speaker 2: my facts here. We gotta be getting we gotta be
- 25:02Speaker 2: knowing things. When did Chuck Norris die? And why? Actor
- 25:11Speaker 2: and martial artist Chuck Norris died Thursday March nineteenth, twenty
- 25:16Speaker 2: twenty six, at age eighty six.
- 25:22Speaker 3: Uh.
- 25:22Speaker 2: He passed away in Hawaii, surrounded by loved ones. The
- 25:25Speaker 2: exact cause was not disclosed cause it says sudden medical emergency,
- 25:32Speaker 2: but no specific cause was released. Well, he's eighty six.
- 25:37Speaker 2: I mean he literally could have just been jerking his
- 25:39Speaker 2: turkey and dropped over, you know what I'm saying. So
- 25:46Speaker 2: here's the thing. If you google it, because I did
- 25:50Speaker 2: just on a whim to see if anything I could
- 25:53Speaker 2: get Google to produce something for me. I put Chuck
- 25:57Speaker 2: Norris and McMartin preschool case, and it said Chuck Norris
- 26:04Speaker 2: is not directly linked to the McMartin preschool case. And
- 26:08Speaker 2: it said da da da da da. I was like
- 26:10Speaker 2: the AI answer. But literally, right underneath this stupid fucking
- 26:16Speaker 2: AI answer was an article. And I'm going to read
- 26:23Speaker 2: you that article because the AI just off the cuff
- 26:28Speaker 2: says Chuck Norris was not any way directly linked to
- 26:33Speaker 2: or involved in the McMartin case. But that's funny because
- 26:38Speaker 2: on this website it says, for a second straight day,
- 26:43Speaker 2: a ten year old witness in a major child molestation
- 26:49Speaker 2: case McMartin identified pictures of actor Chuck Norris and a
- 26:58Speaker 2: top city official, this time saying the men were among
- 27:02Speaker 2: the special strangers who had been invited to molest and
- 27:08Speaker 2: beat them. So this is going to get this is
- 27:15Speaker 2: gonna get interesting, because they showed Chuck Norris's photo and
- 27:20Speaker 2: the other city official, which turned out to be the
- 27:23Speaker 2: police chief. They showed both of their photos to multiple children,
- 27:27Speaker 2: and both of them were identified repeatedly as being special
- 27:33Speaker 2: guests quote unquote that were invited to McMartin to rip
- 27:37Speaker 2: and run through the little baby's bee holes, and how
- 27:42Speaker 2: did they get out of this? How did they get
- 27:45Speaker 2: out of this? Well, says the accusations in court Friday
- 27:50Speaker 2: were denied by both men. I'm not surprised, and a
- 27:54Speaker 2: spokesman for the District Attorney's office said, the children are
- 27:59Speaker 2: mistake in their identifications. Well, fuck you. I think they
- 28:04Speaker 2: would remember who was ripping and running through their bee hole,
- 28:06Speaker 2: especially if it was Chuck Norris. Kay. And so this
- 28:16Speaker 2: police chief or whatever, the city official, his name was
- 28:19Speaker 2: James Hahn. Okay, And so it was Chuck Norris and
- 28:24Speaker 2: James Hahn who was identified by the children being special guests.
- 28:32Speaker 2: And it says the pictures were shown for a second
- 28:36Speaker 2: time to the children and they were again identified, and
- 28:44Speaker 2: one little boy said he went to school there from
- 28:47Speaker 2: nineteen seventy seven to nineteen seventy nine, and that James
- 28:50Speaker 2: Han was a stranger who had sexually abused him, beat
- 28:53Speaker 2: him with a bull whip, and took photographs of him
- 28:57Speaker 2: and other children nude. And then he was shown the
- 29:01Speaker 2: photograph of Chuck Norris for the second time and again
- 29:04Speaker 2: said that was a man who molested the children repeatedly.
- 29:11Speaker 2: And so here's where it gets really interesting. Now. The
- 29:16Speaker 2: district attorney at the time was Ira Reiner. I think
- 29:21Speaker 2: somehow he was involved with the oj setup Okay, Ira Reiner.
- 29:29Speaker 2: And here's where you're never gonna believe the connections. Chuck
- 29:36Speaker 2: Norris and James Hahn were removed from the discovery that
- 29:44Speaker 2: could be entered into the trial. Their names were removed,
- 29:48Speaker 2: and it's because the district attorney's assistant said that they
- 29:55Speaker 2: were falsely identified. And no matter how many kids said yes,
- 30:02Speaker 2: Chuck Norris ripped and ran through my butthole, and no
- 30:06Speaker 2: matter how many times they identified the police chief James Hahn,
- 30:12Speaker 2: they still removed those two from the names the suspectless
- 30:17Speaker 2: names by the district attorney's assistant, who was the district
- 30:23Speaker 2: attorney's assistant. His name is Gilgarcetti. And if that doesn't
- 30:30Speaker 2: ring a bell, let me ring it for you. Gilgarceti
- 30:36Speaker 2: later became the district attorney and presided over the Menindez
- 30:44Speaker 2: brothers trial and got them rail the fuck roaded. So
- 30:51Speaker 2: he already had dipped his toes in the pond of
- 30:55Speaker 2: setting up a trial because the McMartin case went on
- 31:03Speaker 2: forever and it was one of the most expensive trials
- 31:06Speaker 2: of all time, and nothing came out of it. They walked,
- 31:10Speaker 2: all of them walked because they said the children had
- 31:16Speaker 2: false memory syndrome, and we're going to get into that.
- 31:20Speaker 2: But gil Garcetti took Chuck Norris and James Hahn name
- 31:28Speaker 2: off the fucking suspect list and later would become the
- 31:32Speaker 2: acting district attorney for the Menindez brother's case, who said
- 31:39Speaker 2: that they were making it all up, that it was
- 31:41Speaker 2: an abuse excuse and it like of course he did.
- 31:46Speaker 2: He had already had experience in setting up this stuff
- 31:50Speaker 2: with the McMartin case. He was there through the whole
- 31:53Speaker 2: McMartin case setting these kids up to look like they
- 31:58Speaker 2: were making it up fall memory syndrome. So of course
- 32:04Speaker 2: when it came to the Menindez brothers, he already knew
- 32:07Speaker 2: what he needed to do protect the pedo focracy. And
- 32:14Speaker 2: that's always what it comes down to. Now, for those
- 32:19Speaker 2: of you who did not enjoy the Pedaphocracy series when
- 32:26Speaker 2: it dropped, and you've never looked into the McMartin case yourself,
- 32:31Speaker 2: I thought it might be nice to do a little refresh,
- 32:35Speaker 2: a little recap, because with the passing of Chuck Pedo Norris.
- 32:43Speaker 2: I thought it was highly valuable information to learn if
- 32:47Speaker 2: you have not already, So before we just jump right
- 32:53Speaker 2: into the recap, I also learned something else about Chuck
- 32:57Speaker 2: Pedo Norris. There was a guy his name this is
- 33:03Speaker 2: from Colby. I didn't know about this. He sent it
- 33:06Speaker 2: to me when I told him that I was going
- 33:08Speaker 2: to do this little recap for you guys. There was
- 33:11Speaker 2: a guy. His name is Jonathan Brandis. I guess he
- 33:14Speaker 2: was like some kind of little heart throb back in
- 33:16Speaker 2: the day. But he was a member of the twenty
- 33:20Speaker 2: seven Club and the Red Scarf Hanging Deaths. So that's
- 33:27Speaker 2: a little double tap for you. A twenty seven Club
- 33:31Speaker 2: and Red Scarf. And he started acting at age six.
- 33:36Speaker 2: He was in The Never Ending Story two. He was
- 33:41Speaker 2: the lead. He was dressed in drag in the Disney
- 33:48Speaker 2: production Lady Bugs. And he starred along side Chuck Norris
- 33:59Speaker 2: in the movie Sidekicks. And he ended up being in
- 34:03Speaker 2: the twenty seven Club and the Red Scarf Club, and
- 34:07Speaker 2: he was a Disney kid and he was in a
- 34:10Speaker 2: movie with Chuck Peto Norris. So we can all just
- 34:13Speaker 2: assume that his behole, you know, was stinging right. It
- 34:19Speaker 2: was hurting, it was bruised, it was abused, and when
- 34:26Speaker 2: you put the pieces together, this stuff just like screams
- 34:30Speaker 2: at you. Now, let's for a moment recap the mc
- 34:40Speaker 2: martin case. It was the largest and most well publicized
- 34:47Speaker 2: of the multi victim, multi perpetrator ritual abuse cases that
- 34:53Speaker 2: ever captured headlines. In the nineteen eighties, three one hundred
- 35:01Speaker 2: fifty children disclosed sexual behavior from their teachers and other
- 35:10Speaker 2: special guests like Chuck Norris at the Mick Martin Preschool
- 35:16Speaker 2: in California. So in all, the victims named seven teachers,
- 35:24Speaker 2: six women, and one male at the preschool as having
- 35:28Speaker 2: molested them, alongside with special guests like Chuck Norris, James
- 35:36Speaker 2: Hahn fill in the blank. I'm sure they had any
- 35:39Speaker 2: and everybody running train up through there. So the teachers,
- 35:46Speaker 2: the six women and one man were charged with two
- 35:50Speaker 2: hundred and nine counts of child molestation, and the special guests,
- 35:57Speaker 2: as I was saying, it ended up being about thirty
- 36:00Speaker 2: other individuals that were uncharged and unidentified because their fucking
- 36:08Speaker 2: the fuck names got took off the suspect list.
- 36:12Speaker 4: But so.
- 36:14Speaker 2: Mick Martin victims alleged sexual abuse occurred on school grounds
- 36:21Speaker 2: as well as at local markets, churches, morchowaries, various people's homes,
- 36:31Speaker 2: some kind of a farm, a doctor's office, other preschools,
- 36:36Speaker 2: and other unknown locations. And most of the children stated
- 36:42Speaker 2: that they were photographed in the nude. They were given
- 36:46Speaker 2: a red or pink liquid that made them sleepy. They
- 36:51Speaker 2: disclosed animal sacrificing, namely bunnies and ponies, et cetera, cats, dogs,
- 37:00Speaker 2: and some of this occurred inside churches. A lot of
- 37:04Speaker 2: them said that the sacrifices occurred inside churches. Victims described
- 37:13Speaker 2: sticks that were put into their vaginas and rectums, and
- 37:19Speaker 2: also being pooped and ped on. The children three hundred
- 37:24Speaker 2: and fifty they said they were pooped and peed on, okay,
- 37:31Speaker 2: And the children said that the adults, sometimes dressed in
- 37:36Speaker 2: black robes, formed a circle around them enchanted. Now this
- 37:42Speaker 2: is three hundred and fifth t children saying the exact
- 37:50Speaker 2: same things, some of them in more detail than others.
- 37:54Speaker 2: And yet tell me why not one motherfucker went down
- 38:01Speaker 2: for this. Not one motherfucker went down for this, Okay,
- 38:11Speaker 2: And if you were even kind of involved, you got
- 38:15Speaker 2: your name took off the suspect list. Chuck, Norris So.
- 38:21Speaker 2: In May nineteen eighty four, another pre school investigation began
- 38:29Speaker 2: in the same policing jurisdiction, stemming from a McMartin victim
- 38:34Speaker 2: who identified the Manhattan Ranch pre school as a place
- 38:40Speaker 2: where he was taken and molested. And then after that,
- 38:47Speaker 2: after that, one kid came forward identifying the Manhattan Ranch Preschool.
- 38:52Speaker 2: Sixty more children I came out and identified the Manhattan
- 39:00Speaker 2: Ranch Preschool as being somewhere they were molested. They did
- 39:03Speaker 2: so independently of each other. They independently identified that place
- 39:09Speaker 2: as being a place where they were taken and molested. Okay,
- 39:14Speaker 2: sixty more kids. So, these children spoke of strangers coming
- 39:22Speaker 2: to the school and molesting them, being taken off campus
- 39:26Speaker 2: and molested, being photographed nude, and some talk of animals
- 39:36Speaker 2: being abused, bestiality and all type of sacrificial shit. They
- 39:41Speaker 2: also talked about being hit with sticks and of course
- 39:46Speaker 2: being pete and pooped on, and other stories that were
- 39:51Speaker 2: told repeatedly by the children were of being forced to
- 39:57Speaker 2: witness and participate in the ritual torture, killing, and mutilation
- 40:02Speaker 2: of animals and on occasion of human babies and children
- 40:07Speaker 2: as well. They spoke of being forced to drink the
- 40:11Speaker 2: blood and eat the flesh of slaughtered corpses, of witnessing
- 40:17Speaker 2: the beheading of infants, and of being forced to stab
- 40:22Speaker 2: infants themselves. They told as well of being skilled in
- 40:29Speaker 2: coffins with mutilated corpses, and they spoke of being subjected
- 40:35Speaker 2: to every sort of depraved sexual activity imaginable, including necrophilia, coprophilia,
- 40:44Speaker 2: and beastiality. Now, the District Attorney's office, Ira Rhiner, with
- 40:52Speaker 2: help from guil Garcetti, did not follow up on the
- 40:57Speaker 2: multitude of uncharged suspects in both of the preschool allegations,
- 41:05Speaker 2: and they came up with some kakamimi false memory syndrome
- 41:11Speaker 2: and the case was completely dismissed. Basically, nobody got charged,
- 41:18Speaker 2: nobody got time. Every single perpetrator in this case walked
- 41:24Speaker 2: right out the fucking door now, and some people fucking
- 41:30Speaker 2: got killed over this shit. So hang on, let me
- 41:34Speaker 2: get to cook and hang on. So the task force
- 41:38Speaker 2: that was supposed to be looking into all this shit
- 41:41Speaker 2: became operational on November fifth, nineteen eighty four. And it
- 41:46Speaker 2: should be noted that the task force had two other
- 41:50Speaker 2: preschools under investigation for alleged sexual abuse. In addition to
- 41:56Speaker 2: McMartin and Manhattan Ranch, one was called The Learning Game Preschool,
- 42:04Speaker 2: and it was clearly linked to Martin. So an astounding
- 42:12Speaker 2: altogether four hundred and sixty children reported being sexually abused
- 42:19Speaker 2: at the three closely linked Manhattan Beach schools. Even more astounding,
- 42:26Speaker 2: investigative author Michael Newton, among others, has noted that Children's
- 42:34Speaker 2: Institute International determined a full eighty percent of the victims
- 42:40Speaker 2: displayed physical symptoms, including vaginal or rectal scarring, anal bleeding,
- 42:48Speaker 2: painful bowel movements, and of course the anal wink reflex,
- 42:55Speaker 2: which is only associated with having had violent anal penetration.
- 43:05Speaker 2: These are preschool age, chill dream babies, right, and they
- 43:14Speaker 2: got anal wink. Okay, where's that coming from? And so
- 43:20Speaker 2: even with eighty percent of the victims showing actual physical
- 43:25Speaker 2: evidence of being abused in uh depraved ass ways, they
- 43:33Speaker 2: still got off on the false memory syndrome. All these
- 43:37Speaker 2: kids collectively collectively four hundred and sixty of them were
- 43:43Speaker 2: experiencing some kind of mass hysteria and were remembering wrong. Okay,
- 43:53Speaker 2: that's what they said. So they're during the trial, which,
- 43:59Speaker 2: like I said, was long, and expensive, and it went
- 44:02Speaker 2: on forever and why who knows, because it ended with
- 44:09Speaker 2: zero results. But there were suicides, murders. People were getting
- 44:16Speaker 2: suicided left and right. I think I talked to you
- 44:18Speaker 2: about Judy Johnson. She was like the first mom who
- 44:23Speaker 2: stepped forward with her son saying, this shit is happening,
- 44:30Speaker 2: this shit is going down. And right before she was
- 44:33Speaker 2: scheduled to testify, Oopsie murdered herself. And then I don't
- 44:38Speaker 2: know if I talked about this guy got suicided. His
- 44:41Speaker 2: name was Robert Winkler, aka the Wolfman, and the kids
- 44:47Speaker 2: described Winkler as being a frequent visitor to the school
- 44:52Speaker 2: who often delivered drugs for the use in abusive rituals,
- 44:59Speaker 2: which were sometimes conducted in churches, cemeteries, or crematoriums. And
- 45:06Speaker 2: the Wolfman, conveniently enough, turned up dead as fuck on
- 45:11Speaker 2: the eve of his trial, allegedly of a drug overdose.
- 45:16Speaker 2: But there were plenty of murders, plenty of people getting suicided,
- 45:22Speaker 2: and now the Wolfman or Robert Winkler, this guy who
- 45:27Speaker 2: was delivering drugs and shit was also running a babysitting
- 45:31Speaker 2: service out of a hotel he was staying at that
- 45:35Speaker 2: was a front for child sex trafficking. So yeah, they
- 45:40Speaker 2: couldn't have that in the trial because why on earth
- 45:44Speaker 2: would these kids who are making all this up and
- 45:47Speaker 2: have false memory syndrome know about somebody like this. That
- 45:52Speaker 2: wouldn't fit the narrative. But so, there are some memes
- 45:58Speaker 2: floating around, and I'm sure you've seen them about how
- 46:02Speaker 2: the maytriarch of the McMartin family, Virginia McMartin hash I
- 46:14Speaker 2: have never seen anything so obviously clearly referencing someone in
- 46:19Speaker 2: my life as missus doubtfire to Virginia McMartin. I mean,
- 46:26Speaker 2: it's a fucking identical match, identic cul Okay. So, and
- 46:36Speaker 2: if you haven't seen it, google it. Virginia McMartin missus Doubtfire.
- 46:42Speaker 4: But so.
- 46:44Speaker 2: Virginia McMartin even admitted on the stand that one of
- 46:47Speaker 2: her own granddaughters believed that her children were being molested
- 46:53Speaker 2: at McMartin preschool. And then, to top it all off,
- 47:00Speaker 2: Virginia McMartin incidentally, was more than just your run of
- 47:05Speaker 2: the mill preschool operator. In the mid nineteen sixties, she
- 47:10Speaker 2: achieved a sort of semi celebrity status in the childcare
- 47:15Speaker 2: field and traveled extensively as a consultant, making stops and
- 47:25Speaker 2: get this shit, New Zealand, Australia, Denmark, Sweden, Norway and England, Virginia. McMartin.
- 47:40Speaker 2: We've heard from at least two SRA survivors, one in
- 47:44Speaker 2: New Zealand and one in Australia. Maybe Virginia had made
- 47:49Speaker 2: a couple of stops along the way, paid those two
- 47:54Speaker 2: a visit and we don't even know about it. Something
- 47:57Speaker 2: else that doesn't make sense if this is false memory
- 48:00Speaker 2: syndrome is the underground tunnel system. That's right, folks. During
- 48:10Speaker 2: the trial they said there are no underground tunnels that
- 48:15Speaker 2: match the description in these children's statements. But before the
- 48:21Speaker 2: trial had even concluded, the parents hired their own private
- 48:26Speaker 2: investigators and their own fucking archaeologists. And what did they find. Well,
- 48:32Speaker 2: the project unearthed not one, but two tunnel complexes, as
- 48:37Speaker 2: well as previously unrecognized structural features which defied logical explanation.
- 48:47Speaker 2: That's what it turned up. So both tunnel complexes conformed
- 48:52Speaker 2: to locations and functional descriptions established by children's reports. One
- 49:00Speaker 2: had been described as providing undetected access to an adjacent
- 49:04Speaker 2: building on the east. The other provided outside access under
- 49:10Speaker 2: the west wall of the building and contained within it
- 49:13Speaker 2: an enlarged cavernous artifact, corresponding to the children's descriptions of
- 49:21Speaker 2: a secret room. Both the contour signature of the walls
- 49:27Speaker 2: and the nature of recovered artifacts indicated that the tunnels
- 49:32Speaker 2: had been dug by hand under the concrete slab floor
- 49:37Speaker 2: after the construction of the preschool. Not only did the
- 49:43Speaker 2: discovered features fulfill the research prequalifications as tunnels designed for
- 49:50Speaker 2: human traffic, there was also no alternative or natural explanation
- 49:56Speaker 2: for the presence of such features. If the stories of
- 50:03Speaker 2: the children were just complete fantasies, there is no excuse
- 50:08Speaker 2: for the tunnels discovered under the school. And all of
- 50:13Speaker 2: the tunnel complexes were discovered before the conclusion of the trial,
- 50:19Speaker 2: yet they were not allowed to be entered in as evidence.
- 50:25Speaker 2: Just like with the Menindez brothers getting railroaded, none of
- 50:28Speaker 2: their abuse testimony was allowed in the second trial. Okay,
- 50:34Speaker 2: and that little excerpt that I just read that came
- 50:37Speaker 2: from Program to Kill People, you might want to read
- 50:41Speaker 2: the book. What is the final analysis? Well, the logical
- 50:50Speaker 2: conclusion to be drawn from the McMartin case is that
- 50:55Speaker 2: four hundred and sixty children did not all con buy
- 51:00Speaker 2: or to lie about the abuse they suffered. They also
- 51:06Speaker 2: did not lie about their involvement in child prostitution and
- 51:10Speaker 2: child pornography. They certainly did not lie about the tunnels
- 51:15Speaker 2: under the school. They did not lie about their forced
- 51:19Speaker 2: involvement in Satanic rituals in which adults sheathed in black
- 51:25Speaker 2: ceremonial robes uttered chance. In fact, at least one such
- 51:31Speaker 2: robe was seized from the home of a defendant. And
- 51:36Speaker 2: perhaps most tragically, they did not lie about the blood
- 51:40Speaker 2: sacrifices either. Anybody got any kids in preschool? Did they
- 51:46Speaker 2: know anything about infant decapitations? Do they know anything about
- 51:51Speaker 2: blood rituals, sacrifices, ceremonial chanting? Fucking eyes wide, shut shit.
- 51:58Speaker 2: Any of your preschoolers out there, they know about this stuff.
- 52:02Speaker 2: They're saying, four hundred and sixty preschool aged children with
- 52:08Speaker 2: gaping bee holes talking about Chuck Norris, offering them pink
- 52:12Speaker 2: drinks to make them feel sleepy, and then getting all
- 52:15Speaker 2: up in their bees. Four hundred and sixty of them,
- 52:20Speaker 2: they're all conspiring to lie. They have false memory syndrome. Now,
- 52:29Speaker 2: I didn't even give you a extremely detailed. This is
- 52:36Speaker 2: like an overview of the McMartin case. But with the
- 52:39Speaker 2: death of Chuck Norris and his involvement with the case,
- 52:43Speaker 2: I figured now was as good a time as any
- 52:47Speaker 2: to do a little refresher on the mcmulestation case. That's
- 52:52Speaker 2: not to be confused with the McMuffin. This one. It's
- 52:57Speaker 2: a little different. I can't remember the last time I
- 53:01Speaker 2: had a McMuffin. Ooh, that makes me so hungry. Mcgriddle ough,
- 53:07Speaker 2: it's probably all human asses. It's probably toasted cremated remains
- 53:13Speaker 2: of tortured infants. But if you get like, do you
- 53:18Speaker 2: guys remember getting the big breakfast meal, had a little pancake,
- 53:22Speaker 2: little egg. If your mom got you, then make griddle.
- 53:26Speaker 2: She really liked you. But McMuffin, ooh, a little jelly.
- 53:32Speaker 2: You go look up missus doubtfire in comparison to Virginia
- 53:37Speaker 2: mc martin, and tell me they weren't trying to fucking
- 53:40Speaker 2: say something right there, And Virginia was probably dude, Okay,
- 53:47Speaker 2: maybe that's what they were saying. When you get into
- 53:49Speaker 2: these satanic colts, they'd be doing the transversifying, okay, they'd
- 53:53Speaker 2: be swapping your genters and stuff, So it would not
- 53:57Speaker 2: surprise me at all to find out Virginia mc martin
- 54:01Speaker 2: was actually, at one point in time Vernon mc martin.
- 54:06Speaker 2: But so, yeah, I hope you guys enjoyed this. It
- 54:08Speaker 2: was just a little just a little recapping of the
- 54:11Speaker 2: mcmartage case. And you know, I gotta agree with that post,
- 54:17Speaker 2: Chuck Norris, fuck you. In the words of Isaac Cappy
- 54:22Speaker 2: or close to it, you can't eat children and rape
- 54:25Speaker 2: their bee holes and live. But the unfortunate thing is,
- 54:31Speaker 2: and I've said this before, sometimes, actually most of the time,
- 54:36Speaker 2: the bad guy gets away with it. This is the
- 54:39Speaker 2: world that we live in where the bad guy gets
- 54:43Speaker 2: away with it. He died at age eighty six in
- 54:46Speaker 2: Hawaii and tropical Paradise while all of the children that
- 54:50Speaker 2: he ripped and ran through their bee holes are sitting
- 54:53Speaker 2: somewhere in a therapy group session. So share this with
- 54:56Speaker 2: your friends, any Texas Ranger fans or whatever that shit
- 55:02Speaker 2: was called. Share it. Let the truth be known. So
- 55:08Speaker 2: list gingerfuck disgusting Peto may one thousand demons run train
- 55:14Speaker 2: on his behole for all of eternity. But so that
- 55:20Speaker 2: was another episode for us. I'm meeting up with JJ tomorrow.
- 55:25Speaker 2: Can't wait. It's gonna be a great one and I
- 55:29Speaker 2: love you. Take care of yourselves. If you have any
- 55:33Speaker 2: suggestions for topics something you want me to talk about,
- 55:37Speaker 2: don't even go through the link tree. I'm gonna put
- 55:39Speaker 2: my email in the show notes today. I'm gonna start
- 55:43Speaker 2: including it in every episode after today, and you can
- 55:46Speaker 2: just send an email right to my email. It's ghost
- 55:51Speaker 2: dot peach at outlook dot com. That's right, folks. If
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- 56:00Speaker 2: talk about, something you want me to cover, just want
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- 56:12Speaker 2: the taint. Hopefully your taint is tickled after today's episode.
- 56:17Speaker 2: Happy to do it for you, but until next time again,
- 56:21Speaker 2: love you, take care of yourselves and I will catch
- 56:25Speaker 2: you on the next one.
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