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Are Your Bad Habits Hurting Your Pet? Plus Cadaver Fat, Comfort Food and Iceland Whaling | TMI Ep 4 · The TMI Show with Ted Rall and Manila Chan

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Hello, hello. Good morning. Good morning. Good
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morning. It is Monday, August 3rd. I'm Manila
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Chan. That'd be Ted Raul. You were tuned into
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the Ted Manila Information Show, TMI show for
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short, because we bring you way too much information.
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It is the top of a new month. So as a reminder,
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We need all the unique chatters that we can get
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It could be anything. But just say hi once a
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appreciate you lurking. to drop us a line. Producer
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Robbie, do we have anything, any housekeeping
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we got to do before we jump into stories? Not
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really. Just please just be sure to drop a comment
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on a live stream. And one thing I will be doing
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starting today. for deprogram and TMI, start
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making playlists for the previous month's shows.
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So that way, if you want to help farm watch hours,
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you can just click on playlist over on Rumble,
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like say July, let that puppy run. And if y 'all
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do the same thing for food and bike gaming, I'd
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appreciate it because this month will tell the
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tale. If I'm able to pay my bills, y 'all can
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keep me. If I can't, y 'all are gonna lose me.
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So it's that simple. That would be tough. So
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there you go. If you can, just let us play for
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the cat. Play for the dog, the bear, the moose,
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whatever you have. Just roll it. Just roll it.
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Speaking of mooses, Manila, there's so many fires
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between the western border of the Flathead Valley
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over to Spokane, Washington. Yes. That ash is
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falling down here like snow and there's so much
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smoke. The air quality is toxic and the sun is
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so blocked out our high days will be 70. Wow.
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Wait, is it supposed to be hotter? What would
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the high normally be? Around a hundred. Oh. A
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hundred in Montana? But I thought the temperature
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was always like you could snow in July or whatever.
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Well, it can, but August is really when summer
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starts here and it typically goes through September
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and then October is when we start getting our
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first snow. So summer's, well, like six weeks,
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give or take. But there's so much smoke and fire
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everywhere. And the wildlife is really getting
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impacted. And of course, a lot of people are
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canceling their tourist reservations because
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everything's on fire. Yeah, I saw this morning
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there were like about 100 active fires right
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now across the western region of the United States.
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Don't be one of those sluggish fires. Go to the
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gym. You're not even having a super volcano.
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Well, what's going on in Spokane? It's kind of
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like that fire that broke out in LA. It's actually
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in the city. So it's just rampaging. It's just
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like, what the hell? It's wild. Wow. Well, I
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hope you don't get a fire where you're at. I
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don't know. It's forest fires. The Canadians
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imported their forest fires, I think. Well, Trump's
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trying to tariff the fires out of existence,
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so I don't know how well that's going to work.
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Yes. Yes. Or according to his Truth Social post,
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he made an AI picture or somebody made an AI
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picture of a giant wall between us and Canada,
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and the wall is a giant air filter like the kind
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you put in your car. I could see it. So I guess
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we should do that. We should separate the West
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from us, Ted. So yes, yes, yes, I guess so. Yeah,
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just put the air filter up. I mean, you know,
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it's a it's a sad state of affairs when it's
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the East Coast that has to protect its air quality
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from the from from places like Montana. That's
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saying something. Just saying. All right. Reminder,
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hi. Tell us to go to hell. All the emojis. All
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It's fine. But it's got to be in the live chat.
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So we appreciate all the help we can to hit those
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and continue to be monetized. When we say we
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need unique chatters, we don't mean like you
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hair. We just mean like the more of you. More
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individual chatters, different people from different
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IP locations. It has to be on a live stream,
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not a comment on a video. So actually, while
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you're live, just come in and call me a Nazi
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or drop a turret or whatever. That's right. That
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is right. Call producer Robbie a Nazi and call
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it a day. You've done your deed for the month
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So the world just nerd he's dropping all the
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poops man childs told us to go to hell Oh horses
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are people too. He's dropping sheep. So the emojis
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are flooding in so thank you so much Thank you.
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We'll take it. We'll take it helps the metrics.
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Whatever the movie is Robbie is my favorite Nazi.
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I appreciate that. You're my favorite not Nazi
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so thank you you don't know they might be a nazi
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you don't know squared yeah it could be could
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be a whole like like gaggle of nazis in the chat
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you don't know probably is what Can you please
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post some videos of what you're seeing where
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you live? Yeah, sure. I mean, right now there's
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no fires here in the valley where I am, but like,
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you know, yesterday, like you can look up at
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the sun and just look at it. It was just like
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looking at the moon. Still don't look at it.
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Do not listen to Robbie. It's still don't look
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at the sun. I mean, it looks, it looks like something
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out of the book of revelation. Like the sky is
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just red and it's gnarly. Well, let me know when
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the rivers turn bloody turn red. Well, that happens
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after Wormwood slams onto the earth. That's the
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name of the asteroid that God's going to send.
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Fun little note. Oh, I thought there was actually
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like a tree called Wormwood. Isn't there something
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called Wormwood? It's a Wormwood tree. Yeah.
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Now, here's the funny thing. The word Chernobyl
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means Wormwood. Did not know that. Well, that's
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like the word Megiddo, which is a town in Israel.
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is the origin of Armageddon. Oh, I thought you
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were going to say that's the inspiration for
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mosquito, you know, little bloodsuckers. Which
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would make sense. I would agree with that, yeah.
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Little bloodsuckers. Have you ever read Ramesses
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III's report on the Battle of Megiddo? That's
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the first actually recorded battle in human history
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was at Megiddo. That's cool. Oh, by the way,
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before I hit the jaws, Does anybody out there,
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including you two in here, anybody out there,
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what would you guys guess is the deadliest creature
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on Earth? Oh, I think I know. Don't give it away.
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I know what it is, yeah. There's a delay. It's
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not like a tiger or something like that. It's
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humans. Humans are the most dangerous creature.
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No, not humans. Viewers, what do you think? What
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would you think? I think we're going to say the
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viewers were the most dangerous. Oh my God! Our
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resident scientist, John D. Rockefeller. JDC,
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you are right. Mosquitoes. Far and away. Mosquitoes,
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because on average, they kill almost a million
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people every year, every year, because they carry
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like all kinds of diseases or whatever and you
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die as a result after, you know, some somewhat
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prolonged illness. Friggin' mosquito. And McCaden?
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McCaden got that right, too. I didn't know so
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many people would get that right. The hippo is
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a dangerous, yes, maybe. It's probably the most
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dangerous mammal, I think, that's what that is.
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What is? A hippo. Yeah, I think it's a mammal.
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Distinguished turtle says Zionist. Very dangerous,
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right? Yeah, I mean, it must be a mammal. Yeah,
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it's a mammal. Right up there right up there
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with hippos speaking of Zionist my last world
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combat stream YouTube took it down Because I
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said I'm gonna go up to these pixels like an
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Israeli war crime and I got flagged for hate
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speech hilarious All right, let's get to the
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stories All right, so first up Americans love
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their pets. We know this is a like millions of
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dollars industry in America, right? Because we
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love them. But veterinarians and animal advocates
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warn that human health habits are increasingly
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being transferred to the animals living under
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the same roof. Nearly 70 % of Americans own a
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pet. Meanwhile, roughly 40 % of US adults have
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obesity, fewer than 20%. regularly participate
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in sports or exercise, and ultra -processed foods
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account for more than half of the average American
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diet. Those patterns can influence how owners
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feed and exercise their animals. Up to 70 % of
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pet owners overfeed their pet, while four out
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of five, 80%, regularly provide human food or
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table scraps to their pet. The biological result
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is predictable. Excess calories and stored fat,
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which increases inflammation and places additional
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strain on the joints, cardiovascular system,
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and metabolism. Today, approximately 59 % of
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American dogs and 61 % of cats are overweight
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or obese. Not close. Clovis is lean and mean,
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and he's ready to head to Russia to help fight
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the Ukrainians. His brethren? No, the vet is
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always so impressed. He's like, this cat is in
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exquisite shape. OK, so he's not among the 61
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% of cats. No, he's part of the 39 % who are
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lean, mean, and ready to chase and kill anything.
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Obesity increases their risk of arthritis, diabetes,
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respiratory problems, and gives them a shorter
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life expectancy. Exercise is another problem.
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Although 75 % of dog owners agree that dogs need
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at least three walks per day, only 26 % actually
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provide them. Well, I have a question. If you
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live in like a rural area and you're You just
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you leave the dog the door open or there's a
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doggy door and the dog can just go as he pleases
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and there's a yard or even a big yard. Does he
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still need to be walked? I'm not a dog person,
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so I don't know the answer to that. I mean, obviously
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in a city, a dog needs to be walked. It can't
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stay in a little apartment. I think that's what
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they're referring to. But I mean, like Robbie,
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Robbie for a long time had a house. They didn't
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say city dogs. They said all dogs, just dogs
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need a walk. But but. Robbie's dog lived to be
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like a thousand years old. Um, poor old Max was
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like 17 or 18 years old. He ran around the yard.
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He wasn't obese. Um, he probably kept a strict
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diet, but, um, I don't know, Robbie, what do
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you, what say you do if they have a yard to plan?
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Do they need to adhere to the three walks? Let
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me tell you, if they will go outside and run
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around and play that kind of thing. I mean, the
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thing is that dogs. They need to have something
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to interact with. So if you have kids sitting
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out there to chase the dog or have the dog chase
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the kid, either way works. Which Max had. Yeah,
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Max had that. You can also take them to a park.
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Basically you got to play with them. Otherwise
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they're just going to lay down. Yeah. It's just
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like, I get to lay outside or I can lay in the
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house, but either way they're going to lay down.
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You got to interact with them. Here's the saddest
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part for the dogs. Among the owners who do even
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regularly walk their dogs, just 21 % of them
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allow adequate time for stop and sniff, an important
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form of sensory and mental stimulation. That's
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not the same thing as not to be confused with
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chat and cut from Curb Your Enthusiasm. No, chat
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and cut, yes. Stop and sniff. So I always see
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people like in my suburban neighborhood. I always
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see people walking their dogs and like the dogs
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want to stop and sniff because another I know
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I know that another dog just another dog peed
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in that spot and the dog smells it and he or
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she wants to sniff it and the owners just like
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yanking them along like let's go let's go they
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get hurried through that's a bad thing from this
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a longer version of the article this is obviously
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a summary but this is an important sensory thing
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for dogs, the connection is emotional as well
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as physical. Emotional support animals, we're
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not talking about the ostrich you're trying to
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take onto the plane on JetBlue, right? So all
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these people have emotional support animals,
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the ESA animals, now represent about 20 % of
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American pets and 88 % of their owners report
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that the animal does improve their mental health.
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but animals also respond to human body language,
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sorry, body language, vocal tone, routines, and
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stress -related chemical signals. A pet expected
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to regulate its owner's emotions may experience
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stress of its own if its physical and behavioral
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needs are neglected. So it needs an emotional
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support human. Yes, pets may improve human health,
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but the arrangement is not supposed to be a one
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-way emotional support subscription. Our animals
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depend on us to return the favor. Support dogs
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always look depressed. Oh, yeah. I mean, I think,
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well, if the owner isn't a good owner. So one
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of the key takeaways I saw here, and I always
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joke about this, is that your pet is supposed
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to be a reflection of you. Clovis is a pretty
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boy. because I guess daddy is a pretty boy. So,
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you know, they say that's in their owners. No,
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there's no way I could be as good looking as
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that cat. But that's what he is a magnificent
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cat. But that's what they say. Right. A pet is
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like the reflection of their owner. So so if
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the owner is somebody that's slovenly and, you
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know, then very likely that's how they take care
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of their pet as well. It's not I mean, I know
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people that are I would say that's true. I've
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noticed. I mean, that tends to be the case for
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all the people I know who have dogs. Yeah. Yeah.
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I mean, all the people I know who have dogs and
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who, for example, exercise themselves regularly
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also exercise their dogs. Not to mention, a dog
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is an incredible inducement to get you off the
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couch. The dog has so much fun. They love it.
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They need to, they need it. So it's like, Oh,
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I'll go walk the dog and you know, I'll get some
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exercise myself or even better. I'll go run and
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the dog will run with me. I had no idea that
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this many, this percentage of American pets were.
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beast, like 61 % of cats. I've seen. Yeah, I
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see a lot of fat ass cats. It's true. I hate
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this. People leave food. You're not supposed
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to leave food out for them all the time. You're
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supposed to feed them in the morning. And then
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it's okay for the bowl to be empty for a while
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and they will eat more enthusiastically later.
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It's more like they should eat more like the
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way we like healthy people do. Don't be snacking
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all day. It's just like, leave it. And also they
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Psychologically, they need to experience a little
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bit of short -term food scarcity for like a few
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hours at a time. It makes them, you know, it's
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better, it reflects more like the way life animals
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live in the wild where they don't always have
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food available 24 -7. Yeah, I agree. I just had
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no idea. 61 % of cats, 59 % of dogs are obese.
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Go ahead, Robbie, what were you saying? Max always
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had a full bowl. He was a tiny little Yorkie.
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Yeah, he was, but whenever we got him, he actually
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was a rescue animal. He had been abused by his
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previous owners and stuff and he had had a rough
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time and he was blind and his hip had been broken.
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He was in bad shape. We nursed him back to health
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when we got him. to get care of him. And we want
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to make sure that that little dog had the best
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possible life that we could. And he was a puppy
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and they did all that to him when you got him
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out as a puppy. Little assholes. Yes. I mean,
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he has had the best life and that little bastard,
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don't go back on the old streams. Anytime I would
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start going live, he knew and he would raise
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hell. He would raise hell. So I picked him up
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and put him on the camera. He was smart. I miss
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that little guy. He was a cute little dog. He
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was an old guy, but he wasn't fat. But yes, generally
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speaking, your pet represents you. And so if
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you are not - In the halls of Congress. You represent
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your pet. And yes, your emotional support animal,
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oh my God, that means the people are draining
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the pet. True, you know like these are the people
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that take their fucking ferret or whatever They're
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trying to take on the airplane because then they're
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like, oh I got a I got a card that says it's
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my emotional support ferret But like your animals
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pick up on if you're if you are sucking the joy
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out of you know out of them so you can feel Whatever
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less anxious or whatever You're literally sucking
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the life out of them. That's what this the takeaway
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from the article was was basically it's a reciprocal
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relationship and the owners are American pet
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owners even though we're spoiling them buying
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them, you know hundred dollar toys and Expensive
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foods, but we're overfeeding them and not actually
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caring for them because I think what we forget
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guys is Yeah, they might be your fur baby, but
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they are still animals and they need a lot of
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interaction and exercise. They're not they're
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not your baby. They're an animal. That's true.
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One of the reasons I put those pictures of their
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couple people asked was, what does it look like
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outside my house where I live? So how do I show
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this? How do you have to download them? And then
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you just stood up as I mean, that's from this
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morning. You can do that. You can do that and
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put it up and then we can we can show it in between
19:48
the next story. Yeah, it's we gotta get to the
19:50
next one because we punted from Friday and then
19:52
we have dr Reese joining us at the end of the
19:54
show Yeah, we got a fly. Okay. Yeah, we gotta
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go Oops, hey the jaws Therapy there it be. Okay,
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so Allograft and opposed matrix injections have
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been available for over a decade. That treatment
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was developed by the tissue bank MTF Biologics
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and later commercialized under the Renuva brand.
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It could be used to plump cheeks as something
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I've been doing, fix cellulite dimples, and other
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physical imperfections, and has the added benefit
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of being instantly accepted by the recipient's
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body, eliminating the risk of rejection. Today,
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a product similar to Renuva is causing a stir.
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Aloe Clay, a product developed by Tiger Aesthetics,
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consists of donor fat that undergoes a sterilization
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and purification process to remove live cells,
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DNA, and other components that could cause rejection.
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What's injected in it is the extracellular matrix
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of antiposed tissue, a structure rich in collagen
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and proteins that serves as a support for the
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recipient's body to regenerate new tissue. Aloe
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clay has been around for a few years, but its
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popularity among those who can afford it has
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skyrocketed with the advent of GLP -1 drugs like
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Ozempic and Monjaro. While those treatments have
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proven effective in helping people to lose weight,
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they've also left some of them with Ozempic face,
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right? Imperfect -looking boobs, hips, or butts,
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and not enough adipose tissue to inject in these
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areas. Adipose. Adipose. Adipose. All right.
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So physical imperfections. can be fixed with
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conventional hyaluronic acid fillers, but those
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can cause problems such as puffiness and lymphatic
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issues. So for the people who can afford them,
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treatments like aloe clay and renuva are better.
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There's just one issue, the source of where the
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fat comes from. These tissues are nicknamed cadaver
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fat injections because they come from, you know,
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dead organ donors and are perfectly to use, legal
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to use in the U .S. But although that might be
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a little icky to some loser wimpy people, it
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really is a minor issue for wealthy individuals
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looking to enhance their physical appearance.
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I thought everyone was going to get creeped out
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by it, but less people than you think would even
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care, says Dr. Heday Hermand, plastic surgeon
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in New York City, saying that most people only
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care about the convenience of the treatment,
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which is pretty remarkable. Those injections
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require virtually no anesthesia or recover period.
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As for the ethics, those have been the topic
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of various debates, but so far, they're still
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going strong. They cost between five and 45 grand,
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by some accounts, even 100 grand. Treatments
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like aloe clay are more popular than ever. So,
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you know, there you go. Enjoy your, this is just
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like, this is just like the, That movie Fight
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Club, right? They had that sort of subplot. I
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don't remember that. Ted, by the way, your your
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interwebs is getting choppy. Oh, is it? All right.
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Well, I'll see what I can do. OK. Yeah. You're
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do you want to I don't know. No, it's I don't
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know if it's just something. It's lagging, Robbie
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says. All right. Well, we'll just see. OK, no,
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there you are. You're you're clear now. So so.
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OK, let me get. I'm not against any kind of plastic
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surgery. Let me, let me just say that. I mean,
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there's a fine line. I think when you start looking
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like, like, you know, the plastic surgery face
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where you're all like pulled or whatever, but
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this is about Nancy Pelosi. Look, well, everyone
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looks super surprised. Like, yeah, well, she's
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not quite there yet. There's a certain look that
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I would say you look feline esque when you like
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face lifts or whatever, but, um, but this is
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for These are not like necessarily old people
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like Nancy Pelosi, who's like 84 or something
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like that. This is for people, young people.
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This is what young, okay. What young people who
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have been using Ozempic or Moonjaro who get that
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creepy Moonjaro face, you're like hollowed out
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like a meth face, you know? First of all, those
24:20
shots cost a lot of money. like Ozempic and monjaro
24:23
and most of the time your insurance is not covering
24:25
it unless you have your like diabetic or whatever
24:29
but for most people looking to just use it as
24:33
a weight loss drug only strictly that they cost
24:37
hundreds of dollars a month your insurance isn't
24:39
covering it because it's a vanity thing So you
24:42
have that kind of discretionary income and now
24:45
you've overdone your moonjaro or your Ozempic
24:48
and now you've got meth face or your boobs like
24:51
one side sagging or you've got weird like Sally
24:55
like There are people that get like botched lipo
24:59
and they get weird Dents and dings like all across
25:04
there, you know, like they're they're let's say
25:06
they're where would be the saddlebags, like it's
25:09
all dented and people are putting five, costing
25:15
between five and $45 ,000 to get like human cadaver
25:21
fat injected into them? By the way, Kilroy for
25:23
Prez asks, where can I sign up to donate fat
25:26
for the exempt people? I've got about a hundred
25:28
pounds extra they can liposuction out and have
25:31
for free. Just get it out of me. That's actually
25:34
a great idea. It really is. Yeah. A good business
25:39
model, actually, because I think it's less creepy
25:42
when you get... It's also, we're going to call
25:44
it DSA fat control. We're going to have socialist
25:48
redistribution of fat. Give from the people who
25:51
have more than they need to people who need more.
25:55
Right. Because this is kind of creepy, right?
25:58
They're getting a dead person's... body fat and
26:03
here's the creepiest part though Ted I looked
26:05
into this when that when when we had the story
26:07
ready for Friday and I probably have forgotten
26:10
some of the details but but the creepy part is
26:15
Ted when you tell the DMV that you are an organ
26:21
donor right you think and this is state -by -state
26:25
but you think You're donating, like, oh, they
26:28
can take my heart if I die. Oh, they can take
26:31
my whatever, right? You know, things that people
26:34
need for, yeah. Somebody is making money off
26:39
of selling the fat. And the worst part is there's
26:43
no federal law. There's no federal law prohibiting
26:48
such a postmortem donation. It's not really a
26:55
donation. If I'm If I'm a donor and the DMV knows
26:58
I'm a donor, I have the little sticker and I'm
27:01
like, it's fine. Yeah, this is carte blanche.
27:04
That means you're running roughshod over my dead
27:06
body and you're sucking out my my ass fat or
27:09
whatever, cleaning it up. And and a side note
27:13
on that, I didn't know you could remove DNA from
27:16
fat. Like, did you read that? I think that's
27:19
a relative. Yeah. Well, I mean, you know, look,
27:22
I only have American education, so I think I
27:25
read it right. Yeah. I thought you can't remove,
27:28
I thought it's just built into the building blocks
27:32
of whatever your body part is. Like, I don't
27:36
know, you could remove, remove DNA? That just
27:40
sounds... You can scrape that, you can wash that
27:42
DNA right out of your hair. Off the fat? Well,
27:46
anyway, I just feel like there's something creepy
27:49
AF about... Marking yourself an organ donor thinking
27:54
you're gonna save somebody else's life when the
27:58
organ might do that But then all your jiggly
28:02
excess fat the adipose fat that's a you know,
28:05
the fat that's above the fascia layer that's
28:08
they can harvest your fat and Sell it to rich
28:13
idiots that have overdone their ozempic. Mm -hmm
28:18
Who is making that money like they're not? they're
28:21
not just giving away the the fat from the cadaver
28:24
or the you know the donor and there's no federal
28:28
law around this so it's kind of creepy on many
28:33
regards and many respects there but as for the
28:37
the chatter who said they'd be happy to donate
28:39
that should be i mean like hey we'll give you
28:42
lipo because lipo only costs x amount and then
28:47
we're going to sell your fat To another person
28:52
that has overdone the ozempic. There's a whole
28:54
like business plan there Walker says articles
29:01
about getting the collagen for the most part,
29:04
but this is from dead people that that's the
29:06
whole thing is until a law tells you precisely
29:10
What's not allowed? Some some crafty person at
29:18
the morgue or wherever is going to come up with
29:22
a business plan around it, right? Because they're
29:24
like, well, there's no law that stops me. So
29:28
I'm just going to do it. Don't you think that's
29:32
I don't know. I feel like it's unethical, Ted,
29:34
don't you think? I feel like it's unethical if
29:37
you don't know. Yeah, but I mean. Yeah, if you
29:41
don't know if you don't know what they're going
29:42
to do and they do it anyway. Yeah, of course.
29:44
I think it's unethical. I agree. Because like
29:47
they'll tell your family like, like, oh, oh,
29:50
Ted, you know, your cousin Susie, we're sorry
29:54
for your loss. She is a donor. We're going to
29:56
donate Susie's Susie's kidney over here. And,
29:59
you know, and you're like, oh, that's fine. I
30:02
guess she's a donor. But then while she's her
30:06
body is, you know, undergoing the they're removing
30:09
the thing. They're sucking out her fat because
30:14
they don't have to tell you, because there's
30:15
no law that says they have to tell you. As someone
30:19
who's dealt with this for a very, very long time,
30:23
whenever... Padavers or fat? All of the above.
30:27
So whenever someone is an organ donor, whenever
30:30
they die, what they do is that... So the first
30:35
thing what the hospital will do first off is
30:37
they'll give you all it's called an honor walk
30:39
So they keep the body alive. Oh, yes. Yes, and
30:42
they they will you to a life flight or whatever
30:44
and all the doctors the nurses It's almost like
30:47
a military tribute because you're being is it's
30:50
no like this guy is Or a lady is letting themselves
30:54
be carved up to potentially save some life Whenever
30:58
you sign up to become a donor You're not signing
31:02
up to donate just one particular part. You're
31:05
signing up to every aspect of your body that
31:08
can be used is used. There is no like, I agree
31:12
to donate my liver or my lungs or my heart. It's
31:16
the entire carcass is what you are donating.
31:19
So that's why there's no consent. That's why
31:21
there's no law, because you've already consented
31:23
to have your, to have your body be butchered.
31:27
Yeah. And you might end up being used. You know,
31:30
as a medical school cadaver. Yeah. It happens
31:33
a lot. Yeah. I mean, that's what it is. Oh my
31:36
God. So your point about why there's no consent
31:42
that's required is because the only consent that's
31:44
required is the person who owned the body who's
31:47
no longer with us. So that trumps everything.
31:52
Once you get that little sticker on your driver's
31:54
license, you're done. It's a free for all. They
31:57
literally own you once you're dead. Your heirs
32:01
have no say. Even if you give your affairs over
32:04
to a power of attorney, your power of attorney
32:06
cannot override your last wish. They cannot do
32:10
it. That's wild. And Canada takes it a step further.
32:15
They actually incentivize you and will pay you
32:17
to commit suicide so they can harvest your body
32:21
tissue organs. So it's big business. Oh god,
32:26
this is some weird, we are in a weird phase of
32:33
beauty hacks. Ugh, I don't know. Well, I for
32:39
one would feel that my life had meaning if even
32:45
if nobody remembers me, but like my body fat
32:49
ends up in the ass of a wealthy asshole. Ted
32:57
you you want to be the seat for like Jeff Bezos
33:01
because he'll be like 137 years old because he's
33:04
gonna preserve whatever life It would be an honor
33:09
and a privilege to know that his that that part
33:12
of his ass jiggling and wiggling over his skank
33:16
whore wife Was like a Was belonged to my to my
33:23
body it would be A thing of beauty. I know my
33:27
mother would have been incredibly proud of that.
33:29
She'd be proud. My son in heaven, your mom's...
33:31
That's my boy! That's my boy! Your mom's in heaven
33:34
with her French accent, going like, Oh, my son
33:38
is joining me. Look at Frédéric, finally. He
33:43
does something with his life. Well, I mean, his
33:46
death. He's becoming the ass cheek of Jeff Bezos.
33:51
He is very famous and rich. Oh, but yeah, but
33:59
then your son would be like, yeah, we have to
34:02
cremate my dad. He'd be like, dad? I can't believe
34:06
dad sent Jeff Bezos his bunghole. He started
34:09
AI and ruined everything, destroyed, blew up
34:12
the world. Oh, we have to cremate my dad. He
34:15
started Skynet. My dad contributed to Skynet.
34:19
Well, Skynet's guy's ass. I can see him doing
34:23
that. Dad? That's it. That'd be it. So just think
34:27
of what your family would say. So I guess this
34:29
is another layer of, like, the donating. Let's
34:33
go. Let's do the sex one. All right. And then
34:35
Dr. Reese is joining us in a minute to talk about
34:37
about the killing, killing other mammals for
34:41
their blubber and whatever. All right. So this
34:50
is all about fat today, man. So what your comfort
34:55
food craving may reveal about your mood. That
34:58
sudden desire for pizza, ice cream or an irresponsible
35:01
amount of macaroni and cheese may not begin in
35:04
your stomach. It may begin with your brain's
35:07
stress and reward systems. When you feel threatened
35:11
or overwhelmed, the body activates its hypothalamic
35:14
pituitary adrenal access axis. The time HPA,
35:21
that's better, the HPA axis, which releases cortisol.
35:26
Prolonged stress can increase appetite and make
35:29
foods rich in sugar, fat, and salt especially
35:32
appealing because they deliver concentrated energy
35:35
and stimulate the brain's reward circuitry. Highly
35:40
palatable food activates dopamine pathways linking
35:42
areas including the ventral tegmental area and
35:47
the nucleus accumbens. No, what an easy read
35:51
this is What the fuck Dopamine does not simply
35:56
produce pleasure. It helps teach the brain which
35:59
experiences are worth seeking again When cookies
36:03
repeatedly provide relief after a miserable day
36:06
the brain begins connecting misery to cookies.
36:10
Eventually stress itself can become the cue that
36:13
triggers the craving, even when the body does
36:16
not need the calories. Comfort food may also
36:19
temporarily reduce the body's stress response,
36:22
reinforcing the behavior. So it's like a doom
36:25
loop. The relief is real, but usually brief.
36:29
Repeatedly pairing emotional distress with rewarding
36:32
food can strengthen the habit and in some people
36:35
contribute to compulsive overeating. Memory,
36:39
and then you don't walk your dog and don't play
36:41
with the cat, and the cat gets fat. And the cat
36:44
gets huge. Memory adds another ingredient. Foods
36:47
associated with childhood, family gatherings,
36:51
or being cared for can activate learned emotional
36:55
associations. Of course. Grandma's mashed potatoes
36:59
are not merely carbohydrates. They may represent
37:03
safety, attention, and a period when someone
37:05
else handle the electricity bill. Experts suggest
37:09
pausing before eating and asking whether the
37:12
signal is physical hunger or an emotional state
37:15
such as stress, loneliness, boredom or exhaustion.
37:19
Techniques such as urge surfing, which is observing
37:25
a craving as it rises and fades. can help interrupt
37:29
the automatic response. The takeaway here is
37:32
comfort food is not a moral failure. It's often
37:36
a biologically reinforced coping mechanism. But
37:39
when every bad mood sends you toward the refrigerator,
37:43
your brain may be asking for something food cannot
37:45
actually provide. So I would say with how much
37:51
Americans always say, oh, I have PTSD. And I'm
37:55
not talking about like like army veterans or
37:57
something. I'm talking about like the average
37:59
Joe that's like, oh my God, or Jane. Oh my God.
38:02
And then this guy was so rude to me at Erawan
38:06
and I'm so traumatized because he just like stepped
38:09
in front of me in line. I'm just traumatized.
38:12
I'm just going to drink this $40 cold pressed
38:16
juice now because I'm so traumatized. But apparently
38:20
you're reprogramming your brain and you're it's
38:25
like carving out the neuro pathway for it to
38:27
be like directly tied to the cookies or mashed
38:31
potatoes or whatever. And that becomes really
38:35
hard to break. It becomes like addiction. Like
38:38
when you carve out those pathways. So I was reading
38:42
that it can become as if that is your stress
38:45
response, it can become as addicting as as like,
38:50
say, a cigarette. Right. Like because your brain
38:53
has built a dependency. on it, which is wild.
39:00
Like this is, I mean, the thing is, it does make
39:03
sense, but you know, from an evolutionary standpoint,
39:06
that you're that you would be programmed to be
39:10
into food that had that was associated with pleasure
39:13
early on in life. Because, you know, basically,
39:16
you learn from experience that this particular
39:18
food was good for you and made you feel good
39:21
and therefore but especially when you're under
39:23
stress right i mean when you're under stress
39:26
you need a high caloric intake i mean you know
39:29
if you think about it evolutionarily right like
39:32
if you were under stress maybe because you're
39:36
um you know the weather sucks or you're being
39:39
pursued by other people or wild animal or dangerous
39:43
animals, you would need to have to absorb calories
39:46
as efficiently as possible in order to have those
39:50
in order to be able to run faster or fight back
39:53
or respond as efficiently as possible. So in
39:57
many, you know, in most cases, when the reason
40:01
that Americans in our 21st century lives find
40:05
it so difficult to lose weight is because we've
40:07
evolved in order to we've adapted. our evolution
40:10
has adapted to a lifestyle that we no longer
40:14
have, which is walking around, subsistence living,
40:18
hunter gathering, barely able to find enough
40:21
food in order to subsist. And so when you find
40:25
you're able to, your body's able to find some
40:27
calories. it grabs on. And you can sort of see
40:30
this, like, in terms of, you know, where people
40:33
live, like people who have a background that's
40:36
like from Central Europe and Eastern Europe,
40:39
that's prone to famine are they find fighting
40:42
obesity very hard because when they when their
40:45
body finds calories. it grabs holds onto those
40:48
calories for dear life. People who live in places
40:52
where historically, they like France, Greece,
40:56
Italy, where famine was more rare, and where
41:00
the the the land was more generous. Basically,
41:04
there's not as much of a need to hang on to those
41:06
calories and that fat in your body because they
41:10
your body basically knows there's more food coming.
41:13
Don't worry, it'll be fine. But, you know, if
41:16
you lived in Poland, you know, and for hundreds
41:19
of years, you know, your people, you know, you
41:21
didn't really know where the next potato was
41:23
coming from. And so, you know, I know not the
41:27
potato, right, because the potato is a new world
41:29
thing. But, you know, the tuber, let's just say.
41:34
So it's it's interesting because it's it's all
41:37
about evolution. Yeah, I'm trying to get dr.
41:41
Reese in and he's having a problem with the link
41:44
you and Robbie commiserate for a second I got
41:46
to get back here and try I'm figuring out a loophole
41:49
because Dr. Reese cannot remember his Apple password
41:54
to download the rumble studio How are you going
41:59
to do that? You can't download it. You can't
42:02
download the app in the time that we have left.
42:04
No, if I send him the StreamYard link, then I
42:08
can broadcast what he's saying on. You're not
42:12
on StreamYard. If he has a computer, all he has
42:14
to do is click, just email it to him, click on
42:17
the link, go to the browser. He doesn't have
42:18
to use his phone. Yeah, the rumble link. Just
42:21
don't use his computer. Don't use his phone.
42:24
Yeah, or he can use safari on his phone. Yeah,
42:27
I mean either way works You have the link, right?
42:31
Yeah, there are many ways to skin this particular
42:33
cat. No offense to cats out there This is something
42:36
you are able to do So you don't have to be You
42:41
don't have to have the app No, not if you're
42:44
using a gear not at all The app actually serves
42:47
no advantage whatsoever. Really, the only advantage
42:50
that the app has for creators like us is whenever
42:52
we go live, it will notify people who follow
42:54
you, hey, so -and -so is live. That's honestly
42:57
the biggest advantage. That's about it, yeah.
42:59
But seriously, for Rumble, for example, if someone's
43:02
become a paid subscriber to support the channel,
43:05
they can't do it through the app. They have to
43:07
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43:13
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SAVER, S -A -V -O -R. Okay, so I'm troubleshooting
44:28
dr. Reese and I told him that Because he's on
44:32
his phone. We might get um, you know, like the
44:36
nose If we don't work this out in the next nine
44:40
minutes we can always And I said you can have
44:43
him later. He's gonna try he says that you you
44:47
can open on your browser Just copy and paste
44:49
the the link and put it in your browser. Well,
44:51
he writes books. He obviously has a computer
44:54
That's all he has to do He might be outside,
44:57
like tilling the fields or whatever. Yeah, you
44:59
and I know he's outside. He's outside climbing
45:02
a tree or something. Yeah, but he can use Safari.
45:04
Anyway, I mean, look, honestly, this is I would
45:07
say that there's nothing more boring than troubleshooting
45:09
on the radio, but apparently the ratings always
45:11
go up when we do this. So we probably should
45:13
just fake this and do this all the time. Oh,
45:16
today we're trying to get President Biden on
45:20
and we're troubleshooting because, you know,
45:22
he's retarded. So therefore. Because he's got
45:25
holes in his brain. Yeah, his brain is leaking
45:28
out, so we're sending him some super glue and
45:31
some old wine corks to put in there. Since we're
45:36
talking about plastic surgery, can we all put
45:39
on our tinfoil hats for a second? Do we believe,
45:42
which I'm one of them, I believe Biden has had
45:46
a few nips and tucks. Since we're talking about
45:49
cadaver fat. I believe it. Say that again? Joe
45:55
Biden, many people speculate, has had a facelift
46:01
and a few other nip and tucks. No question. It's
46:05
not even a controversy. It's a fact, as Robby
46:10
would say. Well, he's never come out and said
46:13
it, but... Okay, but look, no one looks like
46:17
that unless they're... Unless they are nipped
46:22
and tucked. Yeah. Yeah, old dudes don't look
46:25
like that, right? I mean, what is it? What are
46:28
you looking at? Like I look at the scarring here.
46:33
It's like by your where your ear connects. He's
46:36
got the Skeletor look, man. He's like all tight.
46:39
Yeah, the lips. Yeah, there's there's like he
46:42
better watch out for him. And that's all I got.
46:45
I watched that, by the way. It's not good. I
46:48
didn't know that the movie Yeah, I couldn't believe
46:51
I started I watched a little bit of it. I couldn't
46:53
believe how bad I mean I expected it to be truly
46:56
atrocious, but it was much worse than that It's
46:58
a Jeff Bezos production, you know So how was
47:01
it bad? Did you watch it? No. Oh Um, I thought
47:06
the writing was corny The the production values
47:10
were whole production value is pretty kind of
47:12
corny. It was kind of cheesy for it being an
47:14
amazon production like I mean, look, honestly,
47:18
it made me, it made me Manila. It made me wish
47:21
for the old low budget TV show and production
47:24
values. Yeah. This was, this was like might as
47:28
well be, they might as well have done fucking
47:30
land, land of the lost. Do you remember that?
47:33
No, it's, it's like, it's embarrassing. I mean,
47:36
it's literally like, no, there is something wrong
47:38
with a company that would make and release that.
47:41
It was not good. Man Child says Joe Biden has
47:45
been feasting on discarded fetuses for his youthful
47:48
vigor. I think you run out, though, after so
47:53
many. Dr. Reese is texting. He's trying. I don't
47:55
know what's happening. I see bubbles. We've got
47:58
to bail on him. He's got six minutes left. There's
48:02
not enough time to talk to him now anyway, so
48:04
never mind. Yeah, I'll update. Thank you for
48:07
trying, but we'll try again another well I'll
48:10
update so remember you guys remember the the
48:13
whole Iceland and it pains me to say this about
48:15
Iceland because I loved Iceland I fell in love
48:18
Is that the whaling has started? they're killing
48:24
these giant fin whales, right, that are like
48:27
80 plus feet, the biggest mammal on earth, or
48:30
second biggest mammal on earth. I thought the
48:31
blue whale was the biggest. Blue whale's the
48:33
biggest. Second biggest, I said, second biggest.
48:36
We're number two. We're number two. We're number
48:38
nine. But the fin whale, second biggest animal
48:41
on earth, mammal, and Captain Paul Watson, who
48:48
is Dr. Reese's buddy, his Boat the Bandera his
48:53
ship the Bandero and that's confused with the
48:56
Bandera. That's the Ukrainian Nazi. Oh not them.
49:01
No the Bandero has been captured by Icelandic
49:06
authorities because the Icelandic I guess their
49:11
version of the National Guard which are names.
49:13
I can't pronounce like if your your stature them
49:17
they They captured the Bandero saying that it
49:22
entered their territorial waters because they
49:25
were trying to harass the big whaling ship. And
49:28
they arrested everybody on board. And Dr. Reese
49:31
told me last night that all the crew members...
49:36
That's capitalism, where the criminals arrest
49:38
the good people. They took all of their phones.
49:42
They've taken... I hope they had that white feature.
49:47
Oh, I know! Captain Watson hasn't been able to,
49:51
as of last night when Dr. Reese was told. Don't
49:53
let them go. They're just harassed. They're just
49:55
being alone. In Iceland, they're not going to
49:57
do it. They're just like... Yeah, it's not the
49:59
IDF. They're not going to kill him. Yeah, there's
50:01
some soup. Yeah, here, go. By the way, John D.
50:04
Kakefeller, the answer is yes. I do have Corey
50:07
Doctorow's contact info. Who's the billionaire
50:12
that's been offed? wait what do you mean oh jdc
50:18
says is is the update oh that the billionaire
50:21
dude has been oh the billionaire whaling company
50:23
guy no he's not and i read that basically this
50:28
is all done to sell to japan ted your favorite
50:32
country on earth japan the japanese have apparently
50:36
this insatiable appetite for fin whales and this
50:40
billionaire whaling company guy his main that's
50:44
who he's exporting to because there's there's
50:48
the the the whale market domestic market and
50:53
in Iceland is apparently pretty much non existent
50:55
that the locals because they're very progressive
50:58
there they have moved on they're all into like
51:00
human rights and stuff you know human and animal
51:02
rights Icelanders have eaten whale year. I mean,
51:07
centuries, right? I mean, yeah. Their Inuit communities
51:09
say they don't even hunt the fin. They hunt the
51:13
minka whales. The minka whales are part of their
51:16
culture, but they don't fucking hunt them for
51:19
capital gain. They hunt them like one or two
51:23
whales a year. That's still too many. But they
51:28
eat them and that's part of their culture and
51:30
heritage. Fine. Whatever. But this, we're talking
51:33
about That could be a defense if one of the Epstein
51:37
dudes is caught actually having eaten a baby.
51:39
It's part of my culture. So Dr. Reese had some
51:46
update for us, so I'll find out from him. Maybe
51:49
Robbie, you can help Dr. Reese troubleshoot since
51:52
you're the tech pro here, not me. There's nothing
51:56
to it, really. It's a URL. He just put it into
52:00
the Safari and that's it. Literally, all he has
52:03
to do is, so if he has an iPhone, all he has
52:07
to do, the best way, honestly, is use a computer.
52:09
It's fine. He can do this. Yeah, the computer
52:11
is better than the phone. Well, the signal would
52:14
be better too. If he insists on using the phone
52:16
so you get a good shot of his nostrils, then
52:19
all he has to do is drop the link into Safari
52:21
and click go. That's what I told him, but he
52:25
says the browser is not accepting, so I don't
52:27
know. Maybe we can get him later this week when
52:30
we find out more if the crew gets released or
52:32
whatever but it's horrible like the the whaling
52:35
is continuing they've capped they've not captured
52:38
they've killed a couple more giant fin whales
52:41
it's so sad and so gross and it's all going to
52:46
japan because um the japanese apparently there's
52:50
a big market for fin whale sperm is there any
52:54
for what doing what they eat it in japan yeah
53:00
It's not the Icelandic people, it's in Japan.
53:04
The whole beast is going to Japan. I hesitate
53:07
to ask, and what do they think it will do for
53:09
them? I don't know. I didn't go that far. I was
53:12
just so grossed out reading about all the different
53:16
food fetishes, I guess, that the Japanese have
53:19
for... Yeah. But do they think it's going to
53:22
make their dicks grow longer or something? I
53:25
don't know. I just couldn't... keep reading because
53:28
it was just like or that they'll grow fins i
53:32
don't know who wouldn't want that i'm just i
53:35
just find it odd that one of the most technologically
53:40
advanced countries in the world right like they're
53:42
living in 2050 they're fucking crosswalks and
53:44
shit have like pedestrian counters and it can
53:48
light up and they have robots bringing them food
53:50
but then they have this crazy these crazy ideas
53:54
of like like i'm gonna eat sperm from whales,
54:00
like the sperm from male whales. Like how, how
54:04
do you? How? Why? Why? Otherwise living in 2050
54:12
Japan. Wait, so do they like swim alongside and
54:16
like jerk off the whales? Or do they show them
54:21
whale porn? Or what do they do? No, they just
54:24
kill the whales. Whale blowjob? Well, we saw
54:27
the last time we showed this video. The last
54:31
time, I don't know if you saw this, the last
54:33
time that we showed the b -roll of the whaling
54:39
crew when they pulled up one of the fin whales,
54:43
it was a male whale and the whale peen was out
54:50
and the dude was swinging it around like a hose,
54:52
literally playing with it. It was disgusting.
54:56
What is wrong with people, but anyway the Japanese
54:59
are they eat I guess none Just don't let any
55:02
of this animal go to waste They're eating the
55:06
jizz. There's like some soup or something So
55:10
good So I'm like, oh, I'm appalled and I hope
55:15
the crew is fine, which I think they are but
55:17
you never know I my experience with the Icelanders
55:21
are They're very nice, but let's not forget they
55:24
are of Viking ancestry. The Vikings weren't so
55:30
kind to the Inuits. They were not. Yeah, I don't
55:34
know. We'll find out from Dr. Reese. I'll chat
55:37
with him later after the show. That was the update
55:40
from as of last night. I guess we'll find out
55:42
more what happens to the Bandero crew, but lots
55:46
of luck to them. I think they should like jerk.
55:49
I mean, seriously, they should just jerk off
55:51
the whales. If that's what you're aiming for,
55:54
I don't think they only want the jizz. I think
55:56
they want like the the blubber. But that means
55:59
they have to get like whale like prostitutes
56:02
to go and like, you know, do the job or maybe
56:06
a whale like masseuse who like basically like
56:11
it looks like, oh, it's just a massage. But like,
56:14
do you want happy ending or? There's no whale
56:18
happy ending. No, it's sad ever a happy ending
56:21
for the whale It's sad ending for the fin whales
56:25
and I for one will push in the United Nations
56:28
For whale killing to be replaced with whale jerking
56:33
off. I Don't know how you even begin to do that,
56:36
but we can ask the dude in the video waterproof
56:40
hand lotion We could just ask the one whaler
56:45
guy. Really, really big hands. Trump's not going
56:49
to be able to do this? I think people should
56:51
find who that fisherman was, that young fisherman
56:55
guy that was playing with the whale junk. They
56:58
should find out who he is and embarrass the shit
57:00
out of him on social media and be like, this
57:03
guy jerks off whales for a living. Look, I think
57:09
if there's It's certainly a more noble job than
57:12
working for a defense contractor. Well, yeah,
57:15
I guess whaling is less gross. Imagine like,
57:17
come on, like you're at like at a bar and you're
57:19
like, you know, a person's asking you, so what
57:21
do you do? I'm a whale masturbator. And because
57:25
of me, whales are no longer endangered. I swim
57:29
the seven seas. I thought you meant like a whaler,
57:33
a whale masturbator. A new job, a new career.
57:36
You swim the seven seas. looking for horny whales
57:39
to jerk off. To collect their jizz. Yeah, to
57:42
get their jizz in giant buckets. Yeah, to sell
57:45
to Japan. And no discrimination. You have to
57:48
be able to go get the norwals, like everybody.
57:53
Well, there's probably a market for that in Japan
57:56
too. I'm sure. Like I said, they live in 2050,
58:01
not their dining habits. I bet the Japanese market,
58:03
there's probably some woke Japanese people who
58:07
would really appreciate a more pleasant source.
58:13
There are probably Japanese people who are like,
58:15
man, I would love some whale jizz. But they kill
58:19
the whales to get them. I'm not doing that. And
58:21
then it's like, no, no, no. Now we have woke
58:24
whale jizz, where it's like, the whale is not
58:29
only left alive, but alive with a smile. The
58:32
whale lives on. The whale lives on, and the whale
58:36
is happy. The whale is orgasmic. It's just very
58:40
sad. Whales need love. It's just very sad, this
58:44
whole story. And now the whale protection crew,
58:50
the Bandero, are arrested. Well, yeah, it's insane,
58:54
but yeah. We'll see. All right, we'll find out
58:56
from Dr. Reese what's going on. But anyway, that
58:58
does it for Monday. Manila you You didn't we
59:02
got to do what is that story I sent that we got
59:05
to do Oh, I know and the one I sent to we're
59:08
gonna do we got to do that. Okay, all right We're
59:10
gonna but not not today because we were supposed
59:12
to have dr. Reese Yours is totally a must chat
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drop us a chat because it's the start of the
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59:23
got to do it As many unique chatters as possible.
59:28
I mean, seriously, let me tease this and then
59:30
we're going to go. There are now more women in
59:34
the workforce than men. Crazy. Yeah. And I have
59:41
found us a channel that we're going to raise
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