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Gremlins part 2 · Cuff’s Basement

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  Speaker 1: I am back and it's Christmas time and we are
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  Speaker 3: I'm doing good. Happy to be here.
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  Speaker 1: Where we left off. In case you don't remember, it's
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  Speaker 1: even drinking too much? Is they like where I think
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  Speaker 1: we left off?
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  Speaker 3: Is Billy have hatched?
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  Speaker 1: Billy's working at the bank for the first time.
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  Speaker 2: We just got through the first four minutes, then in
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  Speaker 2: one hour that actually probably has happened in some cases.
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  Speaker 1: So they have hatched. And I've noted at this point
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  Speaker 1: the confident of confidence of everyone in this movie that
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  Speaker 1: everything is going to be fine is off the charts.
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  Speaker 1: one would be thinking everything He's gonna be fine.
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  Speaker 2: I think this second, especially the teacher, the second you
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  Speaker 2: see that eggs, that's what it looks like. We need
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  Speaker 2: to get every student out of this building as soon
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  Speaker 2: as possible.
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  Speaker 3: It should be the fun.
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  Speaker 1: This reminded me of like John Stewart and the faculty.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, exactly, exactly, great clump. So he's the mister
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  Speaker 2: Hanson is teaching a class. The egg erupts and screams
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  Speaker 2: during the class and the kids don't notice, which is interesting.
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  Speaker 2: So also when the when the eggs open, they emanate
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  Speaker 2: this green light, which is also amazing.
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  Speaker 1: And the eggs are filled with smoke somehow.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it's amazing. Classic eighties class ends in perfect timing.
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  Speaker 2: I love when mister Hanson is getting the kids out
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  Speaker 2: of classroom. He's like, hey, everyone, have a great Christmas.
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  Speaker 2: If you want to bring me a gift, I love
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  Speaker 2: some Super Bowl tickets or rolls Royce that would be great.
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  Speaker 2: Tell your parents I'd love one. I think it's so great.
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  Speaker 2: So mister Hanson, after he calls billy Is, sees that
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  Speaker 2: the egg is empty and cannot find the actual contents
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  Speaker 2: of the egg. So he hears it bustling around.
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  Speaker 3: Here's it moving?
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  Speaker 2: He sees or can tell the one of the gremlin
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  Speaker 2: is hiding under his desk. And I mentioned in the
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  Speaker 2: last part where when the gremlins speak. We should be concerned,
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  Speaker 2: especially as an adults.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah hee, he holds the candy bar out and you
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  Speaker 1: hear the gremlin say under the desk, yum yum. And
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, if anything, they would be speaking Mandarin. How
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  Speaker 1: did they learn English?
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  Speaker 2: And also just to say like yum, and also just
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  Speaker 2: be like he can't also see this thing. He is
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  Speaker 2: just feeling it out. He has no idea how this
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  Speaker 2: thing looks. And then you hear a bite mister mister
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  Speaker 2: Hanson panics. Cut to Billy going to the school and
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  Speaker 2: finds mister Hanson's body on the.
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  Speaker 1: Ground, dead with a hypodermic needle in his body because
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  Speaker 1: the gremlin was mad that mister Hanson drew blood from
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  Speaker 1: it when it was still like a furry magua.
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  Speaker 2: They don't forget what happens in the pre people stage, yep.
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  Speaker 2: So Billy is like, holy shit. He's looking around the room.
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  Speaker 2: He sees in mister Hanson's desk that the gremlin scratches
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  Speaker 2: his hand with its claws, grabs the apple.
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  Speaker 3: Seized the apple as a fruit.
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  Speaker 2: And it is too healthy and discards it immediately in disgusted,
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  Speaker 2: which is hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: Apple suck so it takes a bite and is discussed
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  Speaker 1: did and throws it back because.
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  Speaker 3: It's so pissed off.
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  Speaker 1: It many better UH vices and items to consume.
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  Speaker 3: It is not the candy bar that he was expecting.
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  Speaker 2: Billy goes to the nurse's office to clean his wound,
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  Speaker 2: and the gremlin pops out of the cabinet. This is
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  Speaker 2: the first shot of a full blown, transformed, trans.
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  Speaker 3: Changed gremlin.
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  Speaker 2: Next stage gremlin, UH incredible design truly shows like a
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  Speaker 2: great like how you how they would the next stage.
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  Speaker 3: In the revolution?
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  Speaker 1: Fantastic disgusting and also they're all such dicks. One move
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  Speaker 1: that they love is they just grab the nearest object
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  Speaker 1: and throw it at a person's face, which is what
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  Speaker 1: they do to everyone.
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  Speaker 2: They throw everything and everyone. They don't care, it's just
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  Speaker 2: saying the first thing. They do.
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  Speaker 1: Love that, And Billy realizes, like, oh fuck, my mom
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  Speaker 1: is at home with an attic. It's I'm filled with
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  Speaker 1: these things. There's like twenty five in my attic right now.
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  Speaker 2: One of them hilariously killed your teacher with a punctuation
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  Speaker 2: of don't hurt me again by stabbing him in the
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  Speaker 2: ass with a fucking syringe.
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  Speaker 3: So they're smart.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, obvious Billy wouldn't know that about the syringe,
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  Speaker 2: but like, obviously they're smart and he's Billy rightfully, so
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  Speaker 2: it is like holy shit. So Mom is making cookies
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  Speaker 2: and upstairs, Gizmo is attached to a dartboard and the
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  Speaker 2: Gremlins are throwing darts at Gizmo. Mom just hears this
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  Speaker 2: carnage and she just I love.
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  Speaker 3: She just grabs a knife. She's like, this is not
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  Speaker 3: going to be good.
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  Speaker 2: This is gonna be bad.
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  Speaker 1: I think that. I think that, like to make a
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  Speaker 1: wrestling analogy, we were talking about the hardcore title, but
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  Speaker 1: then you were talking about Paul Hayman more like was
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  Speaker 1: the ECW heavyweight title right now, Gremlins so far as
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  Speaker 1: far as ECW Champions has been like Bobby Lashley, And
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  Speaker 1: this scene is where it really graduates to a more
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  Speaker 1: like a Tommy Dreamer or I mean, we're not we're
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  Speaker 1: not we're not extreme extreme yet, but yeah, because they
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  Speaker 1: show Gizmo being tortured on a dartboard by the Gremlins.
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  Speaker 1: Poor Gizmo, and Billy says, Mom, get out of the house,
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  Speaker 1: and you see the phone wires being torn by the Gremlins.
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  Speaker 2: I my favorite thing. I was like, so these things
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  Speaker 2: have grown this intelligent. Immediately they know homewiring, which one
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  Speaker 2: is the phone corps to pull it out, they throw
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  Speaker 2: Gizmo down the laundry shoot to trap him.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then they know how to use the vinyl record.
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  Speaker 2: Player, they definitely do. They also know how to use
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  Speaker 2: a lot of the home home equipment. I think the
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  Speaker 2: scene is like, easily, in my opinion, the best scene
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  Speaker 2: in the entire movie, because it's just so good at
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  Speaker 2: being scary. Because eventually, like you mentioned, like when the
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  Speaker 2: Gremlins go to a certain level, they do become humorous
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  Speaker 2: and the only thing they can really do is gross
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  Speaker 2: you out.
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  Speaker 3: But like this is when they make it.
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  Speaker 2: Like the Gremlins turn on the record player it's playing
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  Speaker 2: Silent Night, and the Mom's like, oh shit, these things
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  Speaker 2: are insane.
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  Speaker 3: Like it's like it's not even like.
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  Speaker 1: It's not playing Salent I was playing do you hear
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  Speaker 1: what I hear? Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, do you hear what I hear? Which is even
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  Speaker 2: more fitting you.
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  Speaker 1: So they chose a song specifically to fuck with her, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: And I have to reference that in your which is
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  Speaker 1: why you just said this in your That's right, Christmas,
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  Speaker 1: twenty five minute Power hour quote unquote our power twenty
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  Speaker 1: five minutes. You edited this where they play Silent Knife
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  Speaker 1: by the Dickies, which is maybe other than the montage
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  Speaker 1: was stepp into Christmas is the best part of like.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's unbelievable. If you ever see this video that
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  Speaker 1: Ryan made, it's so fitting.
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  Speaker 3: It's it's alreay Gremlins. It works for them.
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  Speaker 1: But the reason this doesn't like scare me, I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to disagree and push back with you here is the
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  Speaker 1: mom dominates the gremlins in the most brutal ways.
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  Speaker 3: The mom exactly. I mean, the mom has the mom.
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  Speaker 2: If they have to have a champion in the movie,
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  Speaker 2: it has to go to the mom because after what
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  Speaker 2: happens the scene. Yes, I just think the tension of like,
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  Speaker 2: at this point in time, besides the one in the
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  Speaker 2: nurse's office, you've not seen the rest of the gremlins.
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  Speaker 2: You've seen what one can do. There's now five in
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  Speaker 2: this home with the mom. The mom is so great
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  Speaker 2: enough to know, Like again, she grabs the knife and
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  Speaker 2: it's like, I know these things are fucking bad news.
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  Speaker 3: I haven't seen them yet. I just know it's gonna
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  Speaker 3: be awful.
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  Speaker 2: So the mom is walking around the house trying to
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  Speaker 2: see what's going on, and I just love this reveal
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  Speaker 2: of like it's not like the gremlin attacks or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: She goes in the kitchen and one of the grandmins
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  Speaker 2: is just eating frosting out of the bin and it's
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  Speaker 2: just a full faith shot of him sitting there and
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  Speaker 2: he got you get the gremlin theme that it comes in.
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  Speaker 3: It's so well done.
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  Speaker 2: And he's just sitting there and he hears the mom
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  Speaker 2: making noise and you're just like, oh shit, this is
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  Speaker 2: fucking bad news. Go ahead.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I was just gonna say, like, so, what's so
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  Speaker 1: great about this is the mom kills a gremlin in
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  Speaker 1: a blender and the gremlin explodes in blood and like
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  Speaker 1: sinew and matter, but the blood is green. And that's
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  Speaker 1: why this movie is PG, which I think is hilarious
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  Speaker 1: because if you look at YouTube now, there are these
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  Speaker 1: ballistic models, like you can buy ballistic gel and you
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  Speaker 1: can buy a ballistic replica of a human and you
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  Speaker 1: can do whatever you want to it. You can smash
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  Speaker 1: it with a sledgehammer, you could shoot it with a gun,
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  Speaker 1: and it's supposed to replicate how a human body would
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  Speaker 1: react and it's ballistic gel and these like plastic skeletons
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  Speaker 1: within the ballistic gel, and they're filled, they're filled with blood.
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  Speaker 1: And on YouTube, YouTube will censor your video of a
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  Speaker 1: ballistic skeleton if the blood is red. But you can
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  Speaker 1: have the exact same thing and the blood is green
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  Speaker 1: and YouTube will not censor it.
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  Speaker 3: I mean that was the thing that the ratings board too, Like.
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  Speaker 1: More Combat a Supernintendo I think, had green blood and
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  Speaker 1: you could edit it like you can put a coat
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  Speaker 1: in and make it red.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there was a lot of like a lot of
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  Speaker 2: movies would turn their blood purple or their blood is
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  Speaker 2: so red it looks like paint, just so it would
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  Speaker 2: look faker and would get past ratings board.
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  Speaker 3: Things like that.
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  Speaker 1: So the mother Brent blends a gremlin, grabs a gremlin
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  Speaker 1: and just flat out fucking stabs it to death of
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  Speaker 1: the gun.
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  Speaker 2: That one's crazy. That one's crazy, ye.
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  Speaker 1: And then microwaves one tilnux elodes. That's also disgusting.
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  Speaker 2: I remember I just go gross. I was just like,
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  Speaker 2: it's just it's perfect. And then it's quiet again. The
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  Speaker 2: mom sees something moving. She goes into the living room,
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  Speaker 2: backs into the Christmas tree, sorry, see something moving in
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  Speaker 2: the stalking It ends up being a toy. Another thing,
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  Speaker 2: so I thought was interesting. The Gremlins kryptonite. They love toys.
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  Speaker 2: Toys really seem to occupy them. If they have toys
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  Speaker 2: in the area, they love them.
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  Speaker 1: They's a combination between children and like twenty one year olds.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's fair college bros and toddlers.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're almost like, yeah, a frat party and a
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  Speaker 1: toddler compared Yeah, yeah, daycare frat party sounds like hell.
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  Speaker 3: The Gremlins.
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  Speaker 2: One of the Groomen's hiding the Christmas and their Christmas
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  Speaker 2: tree that's attacks her in the tree.
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  Speaker 1: Because it doesn't make sense, but it doesn't matter. Like
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  Speaker 1: in the scene the Gremlin's eyes glow and you think
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  Speaker 1: it's Christmas lights in the tree, it's actually the gremlin.
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  Speaker 1: And then Billy comes in and let's just remember ladies
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  Speaker 1: and gentlemen. Billy comes in grabs the sword off the
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  Speaker 1: wall because there's a gag and they have like this
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  Speaker 1: fake sword. The gremlin is attacking his mom. Billy chops
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  Speaker 1: its head off. Its head flies into the fireplace and
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  Speaker 1: we watch the severed head burn. And I want to
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: remind everyone this movie is rated p G.
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  Speaker 2: I love when the head burns. They just play the
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  Speaker 2: Gremlins theme again, and not to be like triumphant or
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  Speaker 2: like scary. It was just like, oh, it will not
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  Speaker 2: be this easy, like it is going like this is
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  Speaker 2: going to be so much worse.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, And then they look over and they see Stripe,
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  Speaker 1: who was the leader of the bad Gremlins, with the
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  Speaker 1: excuse me, with the white mohawk. Billy goes, oh, it's right, Stripe,
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  Speaker 1: that evil bastard blows his nose on their curtain, then
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  Speaker 1: jumps through the glass on the window and runs away
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  Speaker 1: into the night, and you can hear him going, oh.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they all have these shit eating laughs. They're just
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  Speaker 3: like these again. They just these little shits. It's just
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  Speaker 3: absolutely perfect.
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  Speaker 1: Absolute little shits.
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  Speaker 2: So Billy brings his mom to the doctor's house. They're
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  Speaker 2: going or taken care of. He finds GIZM on the
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  Speaker 2: laundry shoot and goes out to find Stripe.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the question I had.
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  Speaker 2: Stripe walking through snow. Would the snow not mutate him?
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  Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, because it well, it's it's probably frozen. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what their body temperature is. Maybe it needs
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: to be liquid water. I don't know. Maybe his body
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  Speaker 1: temperature can melt snow because you never see their breath
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  Speaker 1: or anything.
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  Speaker 3: That's very true.
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  Speaker 1: That's very green blood. I don't know what temperature green
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  Speaker 1: blood is.
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  Speaker 3: Well, actually we get a lot of their anatomy later,
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  Speaker 3: a lot. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: So Billy follows the footsteps of Stripe to the y
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  Speaker 2: m c A and Kingston.
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  Speaker 3: Falls and Stripe is in there.
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  Speaker 2: He jumps out, scratches Billy and jumps into the pool.
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  Speaker 1: And that's such a great moment. You're like, oh fuck,
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  Speaker 1: he jumped into the pool. Givesme had a glass of
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  Speaker 1: water spilled on like his hip, and he shot out
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  Speaker 1: five gremlins. Stripe just jumped into a pool.
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  Speaker 2: And he's bad, Like he's already mutated. So how bad
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  Speaker 2: is this going to be?
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  Speaker 3: So? How bad is it?
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  Speaker 2: The entire the entire pool turns green, It lights up,
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  Speaker 2: which is perfect, starts smoking, starts smoking. Billy runs out
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  Speaker 2: to escape, and all you hear is thousands of gremlins
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  Speaker 2: just laughing. They're all born ridy to rock. I think
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  Speaker 2: it's absolutelyhsterical. Billy goes to the police station. The police
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  Speaker 2: are having a few drinks on duty too. It's Christmas
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: it's Christmas and he's describing what's happening.
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  Speaker 3: They don't believe Billy.
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  Speaker 2: One of the cops is Jonathan Banks Banks.
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  Speaker 1: He's better call Sault Breaking bad Beverly Hills Cop.
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  Speaker 3: He's a community yeah the same year. Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Is he is there a more protected role in life
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  Speaker 1: than small town cop? Like you can drink on duty
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  Speaker 1: on Christmas if you're a small Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I mean no one's gonna mess with him.
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  Speaker 1: You could commit murder as a small town cop like
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  Speaker 1: frequently and people don't have a problem.
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  Speaker 2: So another thing, this movie is a great since of humor.
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  Speaker 2: And again Tim and I have been saying the whole time,
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  Speaker 2: like what's wonderful about this movie is they can get
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  Speaker 2: away with a lot of the carnage because the movie
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  Speaker 2: starts to catch up with the sense of humor that
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  Speaker 2: they're going with, Like the ridiculous is the situation they
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  Speaker 2: play into completely. So he's like, the cop is like,
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  Speaker 2: there's no what are you talking about? He goes, no,
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  Speaker 2: there's no little green monsters running around.
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  Speaker 3: They cut to a wide shot of.
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  Speaker 2: Main Street in Kingston Falls and they just shows stripe
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  Speaker 2: walk out and there's just hundreds of gremlins following him
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  Speaker 2: and they're just laughing like it looks amazing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it looks incredible, and.
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  Speaker 1: Then cuts to mister Futterman and the TV is not working.
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  Speaker 1: He says, goddamn foreign TV. It's immediately a foreign TV
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  Speaker 1: and that's why it's not working. Hence why I think
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  Speaker 1: that mister Futterman was Maga before Maga existed.
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  Speaker 2: So he says that, which is hilarious, Which are the gremlins.
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  Speaker 2: There's like nineteen of them on his antenna, just spending
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  Speaker 2: this thing around destroying it. I think it's like, why,
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  Speaker 2: like do they know they're messing with this guy? It's
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  Speaker 2: so perfect. So he goes checked the antenna and the
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  Speaker 2: attendant is just mangled. He has no idea why. He
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  Speaker 2: hears his plow or whatever it is turned on and
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  Speaker 2: the gremlins drive the plow out of his drive, out
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  Speaker 2: of his garage into his house, and the and mister
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  Speaker 2: Funnerment are screaming, there's a gremlin in my cab, and
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  Speaker 2: the gremlins just plow into the Futterman's and we just
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  Speaker 2: go to a montage of just gremlin carnage of what
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: they're doing.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: This is I understand. They kill the science teacher. But
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: when they get the plow and they plow through the
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: Futterman's house and they crush not only mister Futterman but
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: innocent Missus Futterman kill both of them. I was like,
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: all right, we went from let's say we went from
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: like Tommy Dreamer to like maybe like Harry Saturn. I
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: don't know what would be. We're not at like Sabu
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: level yet, but yeah, we're we're like escalating and escalating.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: I can't think of a good example there.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: This is maybe who gets a little bit more extreme,
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: maybe Sandman, maybe Terry Funk a little bit here. They
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: also this is when they fully just go cartoon level
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: with the Gremlins theme.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: Oh well, well this this next scene at the bar,
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: this is when we escalated to Sandman level.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: Oh oh, that's a great it's a great callow, it's
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: a great callart.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: So they have a montage of the priest is trying
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: to put some mail in the mailbox, and one of
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: the gremlins in there and just like eats one of
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: the guy's arms while he's in the mailbox.
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: There's one of the gremlins is messing with traffic lights. Again.
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: They've they are glorious.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: At their wiring knowledge and ability, so instantly they're messing
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: with the traffic lights, causes a massive car accident that
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: you don't see, just hear the noise. Again. It's also
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: starting a trend to is every time the Gremlins do something,
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: they always cut to all of them laughing, like when
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: they crush the fire men's They're always laughing hysterically.
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: It's always that.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: And well, sorry, go ahead, don't say.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: At the next thing, it's at the police station. The
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: police are just again, they're looking at Gizmo. They're like
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: so adored and like blown away by Gizmo again, kind
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: of showing the kind of the idea of like this
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: is the trap of these things, and he's like this.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: Guy is so cute. It's so whatever.
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: And then the police get a call about a freak
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: accident at the Futterman's and Billy's like, it's them, it's them,
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: it's them.
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: It's like it's definitely not them.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: Striping the gang or on the loose, and they find
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: Missus Deagle's house so they can also read.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: I have to yeah, I have to talk about this
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: specifically because this is one of my this is maybe
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: my favorite part of the movie other than the bar probably,
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: but there's a like throughout the movie there's been Christmas
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: Carollers and there's a ring at Missus Deagle's door, and
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: her reaction she thinks it's Carollers. She gets a picture
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: of water, swings open the door and says, I warned
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: you rats, and it's about to just throw the water
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: on them. That's how she reacts to Christmas Carollers. But
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: this brilliant gag is it is Christmas Caroler. Then you
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: hear their song.
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: Is like, I love this.
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: They are singing the score of the movie.
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: I think it's amazing. They know they're on soundtrack. It's great.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: They show that the group of Christmas Carollers are all there.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: The gremlins are very into costume changes, which Ryan really respects.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: They're all dressed as Christmas Carollers in winter garb with
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: like hymnals to read from. But it's all gremlins that came.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: They've just caught up on American culture within a matter
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: of twenty four hours.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: Is incredible, says Missus Eagle. Says, they've come for me.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: I'm not ready, That's what she says.
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: So what what do you did she think she's going
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: to hell? And this is how it was gonna come?
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: Like what did that mean?
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: These are like musbibles or or ghouls or something.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: And I wonder how intentional this was. I'm curious to
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: know missus Degle is coming out there with a cup
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: of water to throw at them. Yeah, so my curiosity
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: is is the joke that she's so dumb doesn't realize
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: what she's doing is a hundred times more dangerous because
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: they'll replicate.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: Because they make a joke about this on the radio
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: later if you know what I'm talking.
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: Yes, exactly.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: So while she's watching them, we see that one of
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: the gremlins is hot Missus Deegle has one of those
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: lift chairs that brings up the stairs and one of
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: the gremlins is hot wire chair.
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: Again, these guys are electrical geniuses.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: So she gets in her chair, Like Tim said, she's fit, panicking,
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: freaking out. The chair is going one thousand miles per
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: hour and she gets rocketed straight out the window.
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: I also forgotten this movie.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: They show that she just lands, like they don't show her,
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: but they do show her for like from her legs,
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: but like she just lands and just like dies in
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: the middle of the street and it just cuts to
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: the gremlins and they just pause and they all just laugh.
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: They just think it's hysterical.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: This really escalated another level for me. She gets rocketed,
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: shatters and shot like a third story window from her
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: handicap like chair and they all laugh. The cops see it,
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: and then there's the shot where the cops go, that
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: was missus deegle And then they look to their left
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: and there's a guy playing Santa Claus who runs out
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: to the streets screaming because he's swarmed in gremlins. He's
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: covered awful and they're like tearing his body apart and
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: he's just dressfully as stand to going.
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: Like the police take off yep.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: So then we see Pete in his room window and
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: Pete is trying to fight off the gremlins with his
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: sling shot. The police try to that's a good, very
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: good job. The police try to pull up, there's no brakes.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: The police flip the car. Yeah, and they are done.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: There's a radio station being hosted by Rock and Ricky,
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: who's gonna come up later, and Rock and Ricky's like, hey,
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: rocking Ricky. On Christmas Eve, taking your call ins. And
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: somebody calls and is like Ricky and the attack, and
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: he says, this is Christmas, not Halloween. And I wrote
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: a note that is what we're all thinking, rock and Ricky,
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: this is Christmas, Halloween? What are we doing?
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: I just that's so so great, that's so funny. Again.
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: I think that's when like they start really like.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: They're truly signalant to you, like this is meant to
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: be like way more humorous now than it is horror,
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: even though.
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: The horror very much counts, if you will.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: So we cut back to the dad who's on his
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: way home from the gas and he's in a gas
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: station talking to a guy who has maybe a pile
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: of cigarettes that's a foot high, and he goes, I
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: noticed you're a smoker, yes, And I was like, what
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: gave it away? And he tries to sell this guy
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: this smokeless ashtray. While the while this is happening, are
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: they cut to uh Dory's bars tavern.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, wait, let me let me take over for
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: a second, because please is so amazing. So it goes
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: to Dori's tavern where Phoebe Kates works, whose name is
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: Kate and it's completely occupied by gremlins. Well, they are partying.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: They are getting absolutely wasted, drunk, chugging beer and liquor.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: There's all smoking cigarettes. They're all wasted. They're also eating
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: tons of junk food. And it shows that Phoebe Kate's
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: is serving all of them, and it's like they're totally
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: fine with her there. They're not gonna kill her because
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: she's serving all of them, and they're like cool with that.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: I loved that mutual unspoken understanding.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: I think also it was a thing to where like
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: where she's backed into a klorner being behind the bar,
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: she must have picked up on like she's given them stuff.
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: They won't hurt her. But there's so fucking many of them.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: Yea, she can't get out of there, clearly because of
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: also there later to be seen erratic behavior, but thematic
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: erratic behavior.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: This is this is off, this is off the rails.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: There's so Ryan bought me this. I actually don't have
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: it with an arms reach, but Ryan bought me. So
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: she's serving all of them, and then she looks behind
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: the bar and there's a gremlin and a trench coat
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: that flashes flashes her. It exposes himself as a flasher
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: rated PG. Uh. There is a a jazz gremlin. I
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: would say, there's.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: The whole the whole movie quiets down for that part,
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: and I was like, what is this a reference to?
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: And then the other gremlin comes over the puppets, What
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: is what is this? And it's like a bee and
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: it's just like what is it supposed to be? I
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: have no idea. I think it's deranged.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: The stripe has a stripe at this point is holding
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: a gun and shoots someone.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: Yes, because he looked at his girlfriends a woman.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is a trans gremlin because they're all clearly
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: like male. They all act male. They have no I
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: mean the flasher flashes feet, Kate's who's female. They don't
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: really like have sex because they get wet and shoot
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: balls out of their backs. But there's a gremlin that
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: is choosing to wear women's clothing and lipstick and is
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: like the girlfriend. So it's sort of like in a
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: prison situation where like you're the girl in the prison
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: and that's why it's straight shoot someone. I mean, this
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: is even explaining this out loud is insane. There's a
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: flash dance gremlin.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: Yes, there is one gremlin is just drowning himself. He's
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: lying on the bottom of the tap and he is
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: just drinking straight from the tap. One of them somehow
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: turns himself into a siren, like he puts his finger
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: in a electrical socket and he makes this really a
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: lot of sound.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: I my favorite one is because they're already like causing
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: chaos and committing crime, so why dress up for this.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: But Kate is trying to leave and there's a mugger
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: gremlin that he is smug her. He's wearing a ski
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: mask and he has a gun, and it's like.
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: What I wrote, I might notice.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: Ski mask one is fucking terrifying because she's just like
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: the way they do it is she just turns the
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: corner he's there and he's like ah, He's like, what
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: the fuck is this. There's also one Kate is lighting
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: their cigarettes at the bar too before she leaves, and
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: one of them is so messed, is so fucked up.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: He decides to go on the ceiling fan and she
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: turns it on to use it as a distraction to escape.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: So he's spinning on the ceiling fan and gets thrown
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: into the window.
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: Scheme.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: The mugger one flat out shoots a Kate like twice,
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: just doesn't care, just like shoots at her like he's
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: going to kill her. Ye, Billy drives his car into
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: the bar well.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: She's also using a polaroid to flash the light them
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: to back them off.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so the light thing still affects the mutated once.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: So Kate gets in the car, the car can't start.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: They have to go hide in the bank. The bank
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: has been destroyed by the gremlins.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: It went great line. I just want to mention real quick,
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: She says, what are these things and where did they
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: come from. Billy's response was the gremlins.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: Kate, since remember that happened in Massachusetts FW years ago.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: It's like, so then in the bank, they kind of
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: give you a reprieve from the craziness. Billy and Kate
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: are talking and Billy's like, this is just like absolutely crazy.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: And as Tim mentioned earlier, it's not the craziest Christmas
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: that Kate's ever had.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: Oh hi, Brian, I'm gonna let you. Kate explains why
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: she hates Christmas, and Ryan will take it from here.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: The worst thing that ever happened to he was on Christmas.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: Oh god, it was so horrible. It was Christmas Eve.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: I was nine years old. Me and Mom were decorating
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: the tree, waiting for Dad to come home from work.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: A couple hours went by, Dad wasn't home, so Mom
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: called the office, no answer. Christmas Day came and went
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: and stole nothing, so the police began to search. Four
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: or five days went by, neither one of us came
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: or sleep. Everything was falling apart. It was snowing outside.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: The house was freezing, so I want to try to
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: light a fire. That's why I noticed the smell. The
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: fireman came and broke through the chimney top and me
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: and my mom were expecting them to pull out a
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: dead cat or a bird, and instead they pulled up
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: He had been climbing down the chimney on Christmas Eve,
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: his arms loaded with presents. He was going to surprise us.
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly, And
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: And that's how you found out there was no Santa Claus.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: That is this is the fucking darkest, most twisted thing
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: that has ever been in a Christmas movie and no shit,
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: she doesn't like Christmas. But also so many like first
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: of all, the dad moron trying to do this moron.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: If Kate turned out to be anything less than Ted Bundy,
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: it would be a fucking miracle.
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: Also, just like how they tell this, like that's when
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: we smelled it.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: It was just like called my father's rotten corpse when
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: he dressed his Sanda surprises on Christmas? What the fuck
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: is wrong with the eighties?
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: They should have cut to like stripe in the window
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: being like uh, like even he grows up like this,
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: it's like mortified by the situation.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: And I get like, oh, kids, these days are soft,
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: and kids movies should also be enjoyable for adults, Like
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: I'm all for that, And there's a lot of nineties
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: movies that I, you know, I would support, But the eighties,
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: which everybody has such a boner for, is like like
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: Stranger Things is all just let's jerk off to the eighties,
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: and I don't I don't get that, Like what the
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: fuck was wrong with the eighties?
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: It makes you wonder, Like it's kind of like when
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: you hear about a lot of the other eighties movies
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: that had been like made into much more either comedic
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: or family friendly movies, Like, was this originally written to
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: be a straight up horror movie because it would make
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: more sense. It's kind of like like Beetlejuice was written
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: to be much more of a horror movie than what
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: it was, and it's like it makes sense, like you
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: have to comedically change it.
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just so. Yeah, it's incredibly dark.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: So they sharp cut to Dad leaving the gas station
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: with the mobile attendant hacking a lung up because of
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: the smokeless ASTERI, Billy and Kate head out into the street.
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: I really loved this idea. The score for the movie
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: uses a lot of silent night and Billy's like, She's like,
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: where are they? They couldn't have all like whatever, And
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: Billy's like, they probably went somewhere together dark because they
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: just want to avoid lights. Yeah, so they go to
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: the movie theater. They look inside, they see.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: Well, I just want to say, I like how they're
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: walking around the town. There's no gremlins. This is odd.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: And then he says they're in the theater and she
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: says all of them. And when she says that they
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: caught to the inside of the theater and it is pandemonium.
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: Is absolute chaos.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: So what are they doing? And Billy says, they're watching
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: snow White and they love it.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: Also again just shows their genius. They learn how to
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: use the projector and make it work. It's twenty eight
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: of them, yes, but they figure it out. So they're
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: watching snow White, are singing along to High ho While
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: this is happening, Billy tries to find the boiler room
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: because he's gonna use his an opportunity to blow up
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: the gremlins, Stripe Lee's because he's out of popcorn.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: When he gets up to Lee is the guy the
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: gremlin that's next to him turns him and goes, milk duds,
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: what are we doing?
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: He sees that that they're out of popcorn. He's pissed,
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: but looks across the looks across the street and she's
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: a sign for candy. Again proven they can read, I
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: will go across the street. Billy finds the boiler room,
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: He undoes the guests switch whatever it is and blows
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: up the theater.
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: It explodes, levels.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: The building, killing all the gremlins except for Stripe, and
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna lie.
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: I kind of felt bad Messica did this.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: This is uh where we escalate to Sabu level, because
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: what are they doing. They don't they don't they don't
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: just blow up the theater. They don't just blow up
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: the theater. And you see it blow up. They blow
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: up the entire theory. You see it, You see it explode,
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: and you're like, oh, this is done right all that
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: they're all dead, I assume no Dante has to show us.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: So they cut into the theater, all the gremlins on fire, screaming,
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: and one of one of them is on fire, screaming
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: holding a butcher knife, and I thought, why why are
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: we doing this? And uh, Stripe is watching this from
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: the candy store and he sees Billy and Kate and Gizmo,
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: and Stripe angrily says out loud, Gizmo, that was his name,
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: And then Billy points to him and goes, hey, Kate,
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: that's Stripe. He's the leader. And again Kate's like, what
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: there's a fucking leader of these things?
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: What She's like it has to make sense, though, they're
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: so organized and they've learned so much so quickly. Yeah,
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: So Stripe is just riding around the store on a scooter.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: Well, and also I wanted to mention at this point
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: or did it not happen yet that Kate and Billy.
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: Finally, Oh they kiss here they kiss on the lips.
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: What a what an odd time?
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: I guess maybe he thinks he's gonna die.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: Or yeah, there's no there's no odd time to kiss
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: Phoebe Kate's.
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: That's a great that's a great call up.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: So Billy is kind of quietly walking around the store
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: trying to find Stripe. He gets to the electronics department
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: and Stripe has learned to record himself on a camera
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: and he's broadcasting it to all the TVs.
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: This Amy laughs so hard. I thought, this is just
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: so funny.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: He's the joker. Oh basically yeah, and.
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: I'll here is just Billy across the speakers on all
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: the TVs. That think is fucking great. It's so perfect.
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: Billy starts smashing the TVs. Billy is a bat smashing
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: the TVs. This is the very kind of classic shot
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: of the movie too. Billy walks down the toy aisle.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: You see a toy of et and bugs Bunny, and
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: then Stripe pushes them both out of the way and
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: leans out. That suppose he was a very kind of
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: like dig on Steven Spielberg, who kind of does something
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: similar with who frame Roger Rabbit. So Kate is in
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: the control room trying to turn the lights on in
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: the building, and she turns the lights on and also
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: turns this display sort of like Garden Fountain on as well, I.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: Laughed out loud. Where like Billy is walking like through
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: an aisle, he has his back to Stripe, and Stripe
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: just nails him in the spine with a baseball as
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: far as he can. Oh laughed out loud, throwing the
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: saw blades.
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: Because there is frisbee them at his head.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, frisbee because they're in a department store. He's in
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: the hardware section. He's frisbeeing like table saw blades at
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: Billy's head. Very dangerous, could easily kill Billy.
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: The Stripe then goes for a bike ride. Billy continues
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: to find him. Uh.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: Kate notices that Gizmo, who is in the backpack, is gone.
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: Stripe continues to torture Billy. Gizmo notices that there is
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: a window blind near where Stripe is and Billy. Stripe
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: then finds the gremlin size crossbow in the store, which
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: is great. They have crossbows for toddlers, Yep, and start
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: and shoots Billy with the crossbow in the arm in
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: the arm, and then Stripe upgrades to a chainsaw and
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: goes after him with the chainsaw. Gizmo finds a Barbie.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: Car Yep, drive by watching movies.
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: And the car also has a fully functional engine for
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: a Barbie car.
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and.
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: Drives the Barbie car into the two of them, crashes
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: into the wall. I'm sorry, crashes into the window area.
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: Gets up. They turn the lights on.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: Stripe is going up believe with the chainsaw. Stripe drops
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: the chainsaw. The chainsaw sort of rides Stripe across the room.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: He then sees the gun and then sees the fountain
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: with the water and thinks, fun.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: This is my own because they're basically like a home
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: depot departments where kind of So he runs over to
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: the plant section because there's a water fountain that's on
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: display that is running water. But I wrote a note here.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: So Billy is bleeding from the face, He's got shot
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: with an arrow in the arm. He being murdered with
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: a chainsaw. And this movie is marketed towards children because
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: it's the eighties.
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: And also Gizmo says, god, I'm sorry. Stripe says gun
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: when he sees the gun.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: Too, and Rock and Ricky is on the radio and
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: he says, all right, it's been a rough night for
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: Rocking Ricky. But uh, but he says, don't worry, folks.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: The Marines are here. They're standing by with fire hoses
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: and we were about to spray all these gremlins and
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: hoses and you know, as the viewer were like, oh no, this.
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: Is the worst thing can do. We see Dad arrive
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: at home at back in Kingston Falls and the town
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: is just destroyed, just in shambles, and he just kind
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: of walks out of his car.
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: We got back to Gizmo driving through the store.
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: Stripe shoots at Billy and then puts his hand in
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: the fountain to start making more gremlins. Yes, you start
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: seeing the gremlin pods grow on its back.
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: Gizmo, I jumped ahead on this. I'm sorry.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: Gizmo pulls up, drives again into the wall right where
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: the strength of the blinds is pulls the blinds and
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: the UV light from the sun comes in through the
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: roof and Stripe starts to disintegrate.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: I wrote Stripe, and then after Gizmo releases the blinds
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: onto Stripe and he gets hit with sunlight. Stripe is
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: the most graphic on screen death in the history of cinema.
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: It is disgusting. It is genuinely vomit inducing disgusting. How
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: gross is death.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: Stripes death alone makes this movie enc seventeen.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: It's just like and also they just keep cutting back
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: to it, like it's not enough for you to see that.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: Like his his flesh starts to melt away, but his
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: eyeballs stay intact, but the pupils melt out. So we
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: use these like blank orbs, and he's screaming and he
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: looks disgusting, and then the dad walks in. He's been
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: on vacation. He walks into the store and sees this
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: that hard turn around, and so Stripe is melted to
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: death and then falls back into the water fountain. So
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: you think, and I will I encourage you to watch
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: this on YouTube or HBO Max where Gremlins is located.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: You think, wow, that was fucking disgusting. That could not
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: have been worse. You are wrong, because it keeps going.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: Stripe then jumps out of the fountain. He's still alive,
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: but now he's a skeleton with like to meet left
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: on the bones and then he collapses and his skeleton
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: like jerks and melts. It is fucking disgusting.
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: When the skeleton came out, I said, oh, it's Frank
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: from Hellraiser. We were meant to do this year.
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: It is.
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: This is perfect, This is it is genuinely amazing. They
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: chose to like go with this for so long. It
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: is so gross. It's but it is, I mean gross
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: as it is, it's an incredible effect.
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: It works really well.
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: This is a striped death now pushes us to the
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: Mike Foley Terry Funk Japanese death match level, like losing
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: an ear to Vader, but even beyond that when they
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: do like King of the Death Match in Ohio every
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: year King of this So there's like one guy, oh
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: what's his name, he's won multiple times King of the
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: Death Match. It started in I think nineteen ninety five.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: So yeah, we're now at the level of we're gonna say,
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: who are the winners championships? These are the Mickey Knuckles,
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: Homeless Jimmy uh, these names like we're we're here like.
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: Hate him pretty quickly.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, these these can't even be televised.
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: Is where we're at exactly.
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: It's just like chainsaw ropes, I'm sorry, barbed wire ropes
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: and everything.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, when we got to fluorescent light bulbs, I was out.
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: That's that became out of control, or like the old
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: the thumbtack floor.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: Well the thumbtag floor, Like you can't breathe in thumb tacks.
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: That's the thing that I like this because for anybody
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: that does know what I'm talking about, we're talking about wrestling,
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: and if you watch the Wrestler with Mickey Rourke, there's
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: actually like a deathmatch that he has with Necro Butcher.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: That's where we're at. We're at Necro Butcher levels with
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: stripes and they use like staple guns and all this
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: disgusting ship. But one thing I do not do in
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: wrestling is like barbed wire thumb tacks chairs, even C
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: four explodes, I'm okay, But fluorescent lightbulbs I do not do.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: And people will get like body slammed into the fluorescent
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: light bulbs. But that turns into dust glass particles in
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: the air that you're actually breathing in, and that doesn't
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: happen with thumbtacks. So these idiots that are doing this, Like,
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: I mean, they're probably dead at forty for other reasons drugs.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: But anyways, let's move on.
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: So we cut back to their house.
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: They're watching the news and the newscasters are explaining how
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: this was an unexplained experience.
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: They have no idea why this happens. Yeah, yeah, So.
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: Gizmo is being taken care of by Kate and Billy's mom,
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: and then standing in the door. Standing in the living
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: room is the grandfather from the beginning of the Moon movie,
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: the original owner of the Magua. Yes, and again this
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: has to be what they were going for with this
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: whole movie. All he says is you teach him to
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: watch television? Like that was their crime, was you taught
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: him to watch television.
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: I love that you did with the magua, what your
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: society has done with all of nature's gifts. Yeah, you're
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: not ready, but perhaps someday you will be. Until then,
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: Magua will be waiting.
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: But love that.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: But I love how the older Chinese man says, oh,
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: Gizmo wants to say something to Billy, and Billy comes
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: up and says, what's up, Gizmo and says pie.
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: Billy love it.
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: I also love because the old man, grandfather, I'm sorry,
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: speaks directly to the Magwa to Gizmo in a different language,
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: and Billy says like you understand him, like you can
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: speak to him, Like how does that work? And he
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: just says to hear, one only has to listen.
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: That's how new English.
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: As an apology. The Dad's like, I'm so sorry. Here's
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: a smokeless ashtray. And he's like, oh, smokeless ashtray. A
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: guy tried to give me one of these at the
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: gas station on the way here.
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: So uh.
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: The old man just walks off into the moonlight with Gizmo.
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: And that's the stand. That's the end of the film.
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: That's the end of Gremlins. And then Tim, do you
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: have any Gremlins advice?
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: Do I have?
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, let's do something else. I'm sorry.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: No, I was gonna say. The end credits they play, Hey,
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: Mambo mambo, uh oh number five, Hold the pickles, hold special.
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: Magua number five.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: Oh my life. A little bit of stribe by my side.
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: At a little bit of ski mask makes me, oh, man,
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: why would you want that?
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: So I would say, my Gremlins advice is if you
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: haven't seen Grandlins, or you haven't seen Gremlins in a
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: million years. Watch Gremlins. It is fucking batshit crazy. It's
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: a Christmas it's fun, it's it's the hardcore champion of
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: the ECW, champion of Christmas movies. I fucking love it.
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: Great choice by Spielberg back when he wasn't a born
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: And yeah, Ryan, what's your magwa advice? Sorry, Gremlin's advice.
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: We should say too, because it's it's so crazy. It
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: does really have like it is truly a very Christmas
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: movie feeling, sound, music, everything, it is very Christmas.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: No everywhere Christmas decorations. My favorite thing in like movies
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: period are hometown dive bars decorated for Christmas. I wish
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: I could just open like an amusement park of just
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: like one hundred hometown dive bars decorated for Christmas. There's
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: nothing more. If I could drink in any place, anytime, anywhere,
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: it'd be a hometown dive bar decorated for Christmas. Amazing.
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's a great. Uh I don't they just
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: have a great It's just so real. It's just like that,
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: it's like you will see that place in a real
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: and that's Darcy's the reason.
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: Darcy's the same Darcy's.
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: The Gremlins actually are there, though as we speak, you.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: Can't tell them they're pizza. You can't tell them a
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: bar from the locals. And if you're like, hey, what's
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: that little green guy like Darcis throws you out like
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: that was that was rude.
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: Rue.
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: When you say that, they throw one of the large
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: butt light glasses at your head.
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: The gremlin dust. It's just like immediately.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: Large Roney and JETI dice. But anyways, Ryan, what's your goal?
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: My gremlin advice is if your conditioner goes on the fritz,
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: or your little robot blows up, or maybe your four
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: K region free Blu ray player pauses a little bit,
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: before you call the geek squad, just turn on all
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: your lights, check all the cloths and cabinets, look under
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: all the beds, because you never can tell. There just
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: might be a Grumlin in your house.