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The alternate reality has been pierced
-- On the Show:
-- Senator Mitch McConnell remains missing from the Capitol, while his office has only released two questionable proof-of-life pictures
-- Federal prosecutors drop charges against citizens after documents revealed damage to the reflecting pool stemmed from a botched renovation
-- Donald Trump fails to file a Supreme Court rehearing petition in time, ending his legal attempt to erase birthright citizenship
-- Donald Trump speaks to reporters in the Oval Office, misremembers phrases, and makes wild claims about ongoing construction projects
-- Donald Trump publishes an online…
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