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I Almost Got a Palm Tree Tattoo in Florida | Oct 21st 2026 | EP 7

Matt went to Florida, almost got a palm tree tattoo, threw his back out taking a shit, and somehow that is still only the beginning of this episode.

Matt and Jesse get into celebrity boxing, airport drinking, OnlyFans, the weirdest DM Matt has ever received, and the guy who wanted to buy and "worship" his shoes.

Then we finally remember this is a sports show.

Antonio Brown's Hall of Fame case turns into a bigger conversation about whether personal bullshit should matter when judging what somebody did on the field, why football felt different twenty years ago, and whether everybody being their…

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