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The Law of Dom Fallout Uglies · Truth Serum: With Dom & Lauren

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  SPEAKER_01: I'm Dom.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I'm Lauren.
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  SPEAKER_01: And this is Truth Serum.
• 0:04
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, Truth Serum.
• 0:06
  SPEAKER_01: Should we start a podcast?
• 0:07
  SPEAKER_01: Um, I guess.
• 0:08
  SPEAKER_01: We're on the clock, we're flying high.
• 0:10
  SPEAKER_01: Hot takes headlines at the truth to set.
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  SPEAKER_00: Got my kitten heels, lip gloss afresh, and my medication got me feeling the best.
• 0:16
  SPEAKER_01: Every week, better check your phone.
• 0:18
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna read the room, I'm gonna set the tone.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's something you can feel from your head to your toes.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's a truth serum.
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  SPEAKER_00: Are you ready for your dose?
• 0:26
  SPEAKER_00: It's a truth serum.
• 0:27
  SPEAKER_00: Are you ready for your dose?
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 0:33
  SPEAKER_00: How are we feeling them?
• 0:36
  SPEAKER_01: I feel like sorry, that like jumped in like without like a proper like, hey y'all.
• 0:42
  SPEAKER_00: Oh.
• 0:43
  SPEAKER_01: Hey y'all.
• 0:43
  SPEAKER_01: Hey, what's up?
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_01: What's it?
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_01: What's that from?
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_01: Um hey y'all, what's up?
• 0:49
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_00: Like Montana.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, oh.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, now what were you saying?
• 0:53
  SPEAKER_01: Back to what you were saying.
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  SPEAKER_00: I was just gonna see how you're feeling.
• 0:57
  SPEAKER_00: How are you feeling this morning?
• 0:58
  SPEAKER_01: I okay, let me just get this off my chest.
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  SPEAKER_01: I was wrong.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: I was wrong about the Spotify thing, and I have a little bit of clarity to bring.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, please bring.
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  SPEAKER_01: There's a part that we cut out where I said that my ICU was gonna be Spotify, and Lauren looked very disappointed to a point where I even looked to and fro, even to the live studio audience, and said, Did I do that?
• 1:21
  SPEAKER_01: I thought I chose something wrong.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then when you were saying what you were saying, I thought you were saying that I couldn't make Spotify my ICU because there wasn't a free version.
• 1:32
  SPEAKER_01: No, and that's when I was like, wait, what?
• 1:34
  SPEAKER_01: And then I even brought up like the Turks and K.
• 1:36
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I can't even afford to go to Turks, I can't afford to go to Turks and Keigos.
• 1:39
  SPEAKER_01: But I was like, but you can make your ICU about anything.
• 1:41
  SPEAKER_01: So that's where it was coming from.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then it became like a playful, uh, not per like for lack of a better term, performative banter for the sake of entertainment.
• 1:51
  SPEAKER_00: But I I was a little mad.
• 1:52
  SPEAKER_00: I was not oh, by the way, I was not mad at what you said because I yeah.
• 1:57
  SPEAKER_01: But I just want to say that like I am genuinely very like, I don't think it's what like too woke to like consider people who like can't afford things because I'm with you.
• 2:05
  SPEAKER_01: But also I thought I I thought you were saying I couldn't make it my ICU.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, and I also hate dogpiling and I hate unwarranted praise for me because I'm just gonna- Oh, I think it's okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: I was like, everyone, I was like, rally for our girl.
• 2:19
  SPEAKER_00: But the thing is, I don't like that because to me it's like if you were truly coming from a this place of privilege, whatever, and being like, oh, people can't afford Spotify, then just I know it just does come off the clip, it does sound that is how I came off.
• 2:33
  SPEAKER_00: I know, but like I don't receive it because I know that it's you know what I mean.
• 2:37
  SPEAKER_01: Is your ringer on?
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  SPEAKER_00: It is.
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  SPEAKER_01: Go ahead and turn that off.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: So anyway, I I'm just never like even in the future when we're like mega famous and mega viral, um, any comments that are going against what I know to be Dom's character, vice versa, I'm not gonna jump in and like appreciate it.
• 2:56
  SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah, but I also like I welcome it.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, honestly, yes, school me.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, I'm ready.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, but I appreciate it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, so I've gone to the bathroom 19 times today.
• 3:06
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: All on the way here.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 3:09
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Wore a diaper.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, those quit trips have seen me.
• 3:12
  SPEAKER_01: No, I need a diaper.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, you do need a diaper.
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  SPEAKER_01: My stomach just like I'm like in pain today.
• 3:15
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know what's going on.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: I have something that'll fix it.
• 3:18
  SPEAKER_01: What?
• 3:19
  SPEAKER_00: I have a gift for you.
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  unknown: Okay.
• 3:21
  SPEAKER_01: Did you binge watch another reality show?
• 3:24
  SPEAKER_00: No.
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  SPEAKER_00: I I I couldn't possibly.
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  SPEAKER_00: There you go.
• 3:28
  SPEAKER_00: This is not gonna be fun for the listeners on Spotify.
• 3:31
  SPEAKER_01: Is there a free version of this?
• 3:32
  SPEAKER_01: I'm kidding.
• 3:37
  SPEAKER_00: Did you get a galaxy squish?
• 3:39
  SPEAKER_01: Is this a gala- what is that?
• 3:41
  SPEAKER_00: Wait, I think you got a galaxy.
• 3:42
  SPEAKER_00: That's the rarest form.
• 3:44
  SPEAKER_00: Wait, I think they changed consistencies.
• 3:46
  SPEAKER_00: Hold on.
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  SPEAKER_00: Let me see this.
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  SPEAKER_01: Hey, talk in the mic.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, shoot.
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  SPEAKER_00: They changed consistencies.
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  SPEAKER_00: Dang, Fi Below.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, I think I like the purple on purple.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: Sorry.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, so she got me this.
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  SPEAKER_01: What is this?
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  SPEAKER_01: A squishy?
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  SPEAKER_00: It's a dumpling squish from um Fi Below.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I just, and it bothers me that one squish is um Is this millennial of us or is this Gen Z?
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  SPEAKER_00: No, I'm I'm hiding mine.
• 4:08
  SPEAKER_01: I could just imagine like a millennial being like, I'm gonna name it Squishy.
• 4:13
  SPEAKER_01: I would absolutely wait, let's put them right here.
• 4:15
  SPEAKER_01: These are our first guest hosts.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 4:18
  SPEAKER_01: We can put them on the table right here.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, so thank you, Lauren.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's so sweet of you and random.
• 4:23
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: But I appreciate it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
• 4:27
  SPEAKER_01: So me and Lauren are going to Lallapalooza tomorrow.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Or we're going to Chicago for Lollapalooza tomorrow.
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  SPEAKER_01: We are.
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  SPEAKER_01: Which this is our first music festival that we've ever been to.
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  SPEAKER_01: Or right you as well.
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  SPEAKER_00: I've never been.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I've never been to anything like a Lollapalooza, Coachella, anything like that.
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  unknown: I know.
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  SPEAKER_01: I went to Winterfest.
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  SPEAKER_00: Winter Jam.
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  SPEAKER_01: Winter Jam with La Cray with Santa Clay.
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  SPEAKER_01: And like Toby and Toby Mack.
• 4:48
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I love that.
• 4:49
  SPEAKER_01: I've been to that.
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  SPEAKER_01: Are they similar?
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  SPEAKER_01: They are similar.
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  SPEAKER_01: But we leave for that tomorrow.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm super excited.
• 4:54
  SPEAKER_01: Me too.
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  SPEAKER_01: Shout out to the Le Meridian.
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  SPEAKER_01: I know.
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  SPEAKER_01: We're staying there, collab.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, we're staying there.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then we're going to the festival on Sunday.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I've been looking at outfits, and I want everyone in the comments to let me know.
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  SPEAKER_00: Is it a part of the culture to copy like all the same outfit inspo and like everyone wears the same thing to the festival, or does people try to look different?
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  SPEAKER_01: I feel like it's not copying.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's just like there is like a festival culture.
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  SPEAKER_01: There was just like a lot of a lot of belts, a lot of beads.
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  SPEAKER_00: Like big old loop, like big pirate belts.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, pirate belts.
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  SPEAKER_00: There was a big thing.
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  SPEAKER_00: Looking for me booty.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: I I think it's more so just like festival culture.
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  SPEAKER_01: So people end up wearing like similar things.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: But you were saying that it's different for guys and for girls, because I'm like, I'm pretty sure that me and all the guys are going to be wearing the same thing.
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  SPEAKER_00: But guys always kind of wear the same thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like But I feel like girls do too.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, I mean, not really.
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  SPEAKER_00: They're always like, I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_00: There's just a lot of sequins this year.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't know, I don't know festival culture, but I've been trying to curate an outfit and I just scrapped everything.
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  SPEAKER_00: And so I I'm just gonna wear something kind of basic.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I mean same.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: But but no, we do that tomorrow.
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  SPEAKER_01: We leave tomorrow and then we'll be there Sunday, which we're super excited about.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um, which will be fun.
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  SPEAKER_01: But any updates from you over the last week?
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  SPEAKER_00: No, I got a lot of comments from um the Milo story, and I loved um just talking about that.
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  SPEAKER_00: And actually, I have something I oh hold on.
• 6:25
  SPEAKER_00: I need to reset.
• 6:26
  SPEAKER_01: Your mic is like a mile away from you.
• 6:28
  SPEAKER_00: Is it really?
• 6:29
  SPEAKER_00: Can you guys hear me?
• 6:30
  SPEAKER_01: Like that feels better.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: So an update from the Miles Milo story.
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  SPEAKER_00: Um, I end up having a little bit of my own, and when I hear back-to-back stories sometimes from like podcast hosts or anything, I'm just like, oh, you made up the story, um, you know, for continued um like entertainment.
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  SPEAKER_00: I wish.
• 6:47
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 6:48
  SPEAKER_00: So the other day I was at the public library, and I honestly just I've been enjoying the library.
• 6:55
  SPEAKER_00: Like, I want to start reading because I don't really know how.
• 6:58
  SPEAKER_00: Um, I recently discovered the large print.
• 7:00
  SPEAKER_00: I think that might work for me.
• 7:02
  SPEAKER_00: It's like 3XL.
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  SPEAKER_00: Um, anyway, so I was going to the library.
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  SPEAKER_00: I also had my boss's kids with me, and we were sitting in the kids section, and I started getting this smell.
• 7:15
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 7:15
  SPEAKER_00: And I kept getting whiffs of it every time this woman would walk by.
• 7:20
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 7:21
  SPEAKER_00: And I was just like, and the kids would whisper thankfully.
• 7:24
  SPEAKER_00: I like I thankily, thankfully, I have them like trained to where it's like they're not just gonna be like, oh, are you pregnant?
• 7:30
  SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
• 7:31
  SPEAKER_00: Like they're not just gonna like be rude to like bypassers.
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  SPEAKER_00: Um, but they kept whispering to me and they were like, Hey, um, Miss Lolo, someone stinks.
• 7:40
  SPEAKER_00: And I was like, hey, there's people from all walks of life in this library, it's a free public library.
• 7:46
  SPEAKER_00: Um, this, that, and the third, really going every time we just get whiffs, and like you said last podcast, you associate whiffs with people.
• 7:52
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, even if it's not them, it's like if I smell it and I see you, it's you.
• 7:56
  SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
• 7:56
  SPEAKER_00: And there was a woman there, that was it.
• 7:58
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 7:59
  SPEAKER_00: So we went home and I was like, oh man, like, yeah, guys, that was just a good life lesson.
• 8:04
  SPEAKER_00: Like, you're like, you just have to coexist with all stinks.
• 8:08
  SPEAKER_00: Guys, my cat, Lily, sprayed on my shoes that morning.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then when I was cleaning my boss's kitchen, I stepped on the clove of garlic.
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  SPEAKER_00: The shoes were me.
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  SPEAKER_00: The smell was me because it followed me all the way to my address.
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  SPEAKER_01: Not the clove.
• 8:24
  SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
• 8:25
  SPEAKER_00: So all to say, You're like, is this woman still here?
• 8:28
  SPEAKER_00: No, exactly.
• 8:29
  SPEAKER_00: She's in my kitchen.
• 8:29
  SPEAKER_00: No, she's in my kitchen.
• 8:30
  SPEAKER_00: So it was just a humbling moment that it could be any of us because I was like, I I had a moment, I was like, I've been followed around by this smell all day.
• 8:37
  SPEAKER_00: Like that, like she brushed up against me.
• 8:39
  SPEAKER_00: Like, I was not taking any accountability.
• 8:41
  SPEAKER_01: Because there's one thing about us, we've learned how to hug without a lot of contact.
• 8:45
  SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
• 8:45
  SPEAKER_01: So that somebody's like smell doesn't like stick to us.
• 8:49
  SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
• 8:49
  SPEAKER_00: But no, but this, yeah, I took off, I was like, surely not.
• 8:53
  SPEAKER_00: I smelled my shoes, and it was that exact smell, and I've never been more embarrassed.
• 8:57
  SPEAKER_01: What is up with like pets like spraying releasing themselves on you?
• 9:01
  SPEAKER_00: I don't so I um yeah, cat cats have unfortunately are you a cat person really?
• 9:08
  SPEAKER_01: But my cat I'm not like not a cat person, but I just like don't it doesn't mean anything to me.
• 9:13
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, my cat is like a little anxious.
• 9:15
  SPEAKER_00: I've got her on like medication, but if I do accidentally miss a medication, she'll let me know.
• 9:21
  SPEAKER_00: Um, and my little cousins always joke with me.
• 9:24
  SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
• 9:24
  SPEAKER_00: My little yeah.
• 9:25
  SPEAKER_01: That's what happens to me if I don't take my Lexapro.
• 9:27
  SPEAKER_01: No, exactly.
• 9:28
  SPEAKER_01: I'm just kidding.
• 9:29
  SPEAKER_00: Anyway, so that's it.
• 9:30
  SPEAKER_00: That's my life lesson.
• 9:32
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, smells are interesting.
• 9:34
  SPEAKER_01: Yet last night I was in a Walmart and I got a woof of someone, and it brought me right back to fourth grade.
• 9:39
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, oh, I smelled someone in fourth grade that smelled like this.
• 9:41
  SPEAKER_01: Like it's crazy how there's like things like Associated.
• 9:44
  SPEAKER_01: Do you ever like walk and you smell something and you're like, oh, I this was the sixth grade cafeteria?
• 9:48
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, it's yes.
• 9:49
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 9:50
  SPEAKER_01: I hate the smell of school sends chills down my spine.
• 9:55
  SPEAKER_00: Really?
• 9:56
  SPEAKER_00: I love the smell of the school.
• 9:58
  SPEAKER_00: I love a smell of the side.
• 9:59
  SPEAKER_01: I just immediately remember being like in elementary school and like at a new school with no friends and anxious and like getting like what are the Bosco sticks?
• 10:07
  SPEAKER_01: Is that what they're called?
• 10:08
  SPEAKER_00: Uh, I'm not sure.
• 10:09
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, they were like the like the little Italian breadsticks you can get at the cafeteria.
• 10:12
  SPEAKER_01: I think they were called Bosco sticks.
• 10:13
  SPEAKER_01: Really?
• 10:14
  SPEAKER_01: We didn't have such things.
• 10:15
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and like I literally get anxiety.
• 10:18
  SPEAKER_00: Really?
• 10:19
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 10:20
  SPEAKER_01: I think as I was the new kid every year at school.
• 10:22
  SPEAKER_00: Really?
• 10:23
  SPEAKER_01: I immediately get brought back to like only knowing my teacher and like never and not knowing where to sit.
• 10:27
  SPEAKER_00: That makes me sad.
• 10:28
  SPEAKER_01: But I have nightmares about that too.
• 10:30
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I have nightmares where I where I'm at a school, like I'm in high school again, and it's like I had to go back to high school to get my diploma.
• 10:36
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I have this nightmare like once a month.
• 10:38
  SPEAKER_01: I'm back in high school and I need to get my diploma, and it's like the last week of school, and I never attended class, so I have an F and everything.
• 10:45
  SPEAKER_00: Really?
• 10:46
  SPEAKER_01: Do you not have that have that nightmare?
• 10:47
  SPEAKER_00: No, I don't.
• 10:48
  SPEAKER_01: I have that nightmare often.
• 10:50
  SPEAKER_00: Get killed or something.
• 10:51
  SPEAKER_00: Well, that too.
• 10:52
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 10:53
  SPEAKER_01: Let's take a break.
• 10:54
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 10:55
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, let's get into our truth serums, which our truth serums are just things that we've been needing to get off our chest.
• 11:00
  SPEAKER_01: Um, so Lauren, I feel like you can go first.
• 11:02
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, you can start.
• 11:03
  SPEAKER_01: We do this every time.
• 11:04
  SPEAKER_01: Also, go ahead and talk in that mic.
• 11:06
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 11:07
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, here's mine.
• 11:08
  SPEAKER_01: Mine's more of like a just like a personal thing I just needed to say.
• 11:13
  SPEAKER_01: If you have a falling out with me, you get ugly.
• 11:23
  SPEAKER_01: This is a law.
• 11:24
  SPEAKER_01: This is a law.
• 11:25
  SPEAKER_01: No, please.
• 11:26
  SPEAKER_01: This is a law.
• 11:27
  SPEAKER_01: This is a commandment.
• 11:28
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 11:29
  SPEAKER_01: It's not something that I spoke into existence or like.
• 11:32
  SPEAKER_00: But I've seen it happen firsthand.
• 11:34
  SPEAKER_01: It's just something that I noticed where I was like, oh, after someone's not really friends with me anymore, they just start looking a little unkept.
• 11:43
  SPEAKER_01: Um the clothing changes, um, the side profile starts to look a little different.
• 11:51
  SPEAKER_00: You know, maybe don't we'll get a clip of someone and be like, wow, like they miss me.
• 11:56
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 11:57
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 11:58
  SPEAKER_01: Um, and I'll say this.
• 11:59
  SPEAKER_01: I have not had like many falling outs in my life.
• 12:02
  SPEAKER_01: There's like the big three.
• 12:03
  SPEAKER_01: There's the big three.
• 12:04
  SPEAKER_01: The big three are my falling outs.
• 12:06
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 12:06
  SPEAKER_01: So we should talk about that one day.
• 12:08
  SPEAKER_01: Well, what's great is in those big in that big three, two of them have come back and then come back.
• 12:16
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 12:16
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
• 12:16
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, in those situations.
• 12:18
  SPEAKER_01: They looked at themselves in the mirror and they were sprinted back.
• 12:20
  SPEAKER_00: No, they were ready for it.
• 12:21
  SPEAKER_01: No, two of them came back, and then I and then I just decided to kind of be done with one of them again for like the second time.
• 12:30
  SPEAKER_01: And then one of them is still back in my life.
• 12:32
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 12:32
  SPEAKER_01: And I was hanging out with him.
• 12:34
  SPEAKER_01: Shout out Kyle.
• 12:35
  SPEAKER_01: Um, I was hanging out with him yesterday or two days ago, and we were talking about this because him and I had a falling out at one point, and now we're like super close again, which I'm thankful for.
• 12:44
  SPEAKER_01: But even he like remembers, like, I remember I was telling him I was like the second that he like posted his buzz cut, I was like, it's raps.
• 12:54
  SPEAKER_01: He'll be back.
• 12:56
  SPEAKER_01: And also, I'm kidding.
• 12:57
  SPEAKER_01: I actually genuinely like his buzz cut.
• 12:59
  SPEAKER_01: That's just like a joke.
• 13:00
  SPEAKER_01: But we but we talked about that, you know, how like I don't know.
• 13:04
  SPEAKER_01: And it's there was another person where you know what there's one person who was defied who has defied this law.
• 13:09
  SPEAKER_00: Really?
• 13:09
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 13:10
  SPEAKER_01: And we're not gonna like say his name or anything.
• 13:13
  SPEAKER_01: But I will say, yeah.
• 13:14
  SPEAKER_01: The falling out of my life.
• 13:16
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, he does look pretty good these days.
• 13:18
  SPEAKER_01: He looks great.
• 13:19
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he looks great.
• 13:20
  SPEAKER_01: So were you the problem?
• 13:22
  SPEAKER_01: Well, so it yeah, no, it's not that.
• 13:25
  SPEAKER_01: He just he was the first time where I was like, there was a moment, there was a season where I was like, it's happening.
• 13:31
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 13:31
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, there it is.
• 13:32
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 13:33
  SPEAKER_01: It's starting to, it's starting to manifest manifest itself.
• 13:36
  SPEAKER_01: And then he did a 180.
• 13:37
  SPEAKER_01: I because he also knows about this law.
• 13:39
  SPEAKER_01: I think it's a law that if you know about it, you can reverse it.
• 13:42
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, I think because he knows about this law.
• 13:45
  SPEAKER_01: And I think his fear was that he would get ugly.
• 13:47
  SPEAKER_00: Really?
• 13:48
  SPEAKER_01: After having a function.
• 13:49
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, wow.
• 13:50
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, wow.
• 13:51
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 13:52
  SPEAKER_00: So he looked in the mirror, he saw a side profile, he saw everything, and he said, And he's like, I'm not going back.
• 13:56
  SPEAKER_00: He's not going back to the show.
• 13:57
  SPEAKER_00: He's not going back to the gym.
• 13:58
  SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry.
• 13:58
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 13:58
  SPEAKER_01: He's like, So I'm gonna hit the I'm gonna hit the gym.
• 14:00
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 14:01
  SPEAKER_01: And that's what he did.
• 14:02
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, and I love him for that.
• 14:03
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
• 14:04
  SPEAKER_01: So I will just say all that to say, like, if you are friends with me and you care about your what you look like, I would just maybe stick around.
• 14:12
  SPEAKER_00: Just keep, you know, close tabs.
• 14:14
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 14:15
  SPEAKER_01: So that's my true serum.
• 14:16
  SPEAKER_00: I love that.
• 14:18
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 14:20
  SPEAKER_00: This is my true serum.
• 14:22
  SPEAKER_00: We've taken the self-love movement too far.
• 14:27
  SPEAKER_00: Does this mean anything to you?
• 14:29
  SPEAKER_01: It does in a sense, but I'm interested to see what route you take it because I could imagine that I am somebody who has misstared the self-love movement.
• 14:36
  SPEAKER_00: So go ahead.
• 14:38
  SPEAKER_00: So I think in general, I am so supportive of people like accepting themselves at their true states.
• 14:45
  SPEAKER_00: Like, you know what I mean?
• 14:46
  SPEAKER_00: Like, if you can't change something by tomorrow, this, that, and the third.
• 14:51
  SPEAKER_00: Like, I want people to find the good in their own.
• 14:54
  SPEAKER_01: Can we talk about something?
• 14:54
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 14:55
  SPEAKER_01: What is this, that, and the third?
• 14:57
  SPEAKER_00: My phrase.
• 14:58
  SPEAKER_01: I know it's a phrase that I've said it too, but do we know what it means?
• 15:01
  SPEAKER_00: I don't, but I love saying because it wraps up what I'm saying.
• 15:04
  SPEAKER_01: This, that, and the third.
• 15:06
  SPEAKER_00: Because you guys like fill in the blanks.
• 15:07
  SPEAKER_00: When I'm talking about it.
• 15:08
  SPEAKER_01: I just like how there's phrases we say that we don't know what they're doing.
• 15:11
  SPEAKER_00: Like oh fooie.
• 15:13
  SPEAKER_01: We're not talking about oh fooie yet.
• 15:15
  SPEAKER_01: We gotta say that.
• 15:16
  SPEAKER_01: Season two.
• 15:17
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 15:17
  SPEAKER_01: But there's just things we say where it's like, if we wrote that down, like there's things I want to write down and I want us to read them back.
• 15:23
  SPEAKER_01: And I think this, that, and the third is one of them.
• 15:25
  SPEAKER_01: Another one is no, yeah, for sure.
• 15:28
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 15:29
  SPEAKER_01: No, yeah, for sure.
• 15:31
  SPEAKER_00: No, yeah for sure.
• 15:32
  SPEAKER_01: Or yeah, no for sure.
• 15:33
  SPEAKER_01: Like, why are we saying yeah, no for sure?
• 15:36
  SPEAKER_00: But it makes sense to us.
• 15:37
  SPEAKER_01: So it does, but that's like asking me, How are you?
• 15:40
  SPEAKER_01: And I go, um, good, bad, okay.
• 15:42
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, go ahead.
• 15:44
  SPEAKER_01: But I got it.
• 15:44
  SPEAKER_01: Could talk, keep talking about it.
• 15:45
  SPEAKER_01: That was you this morning.
• 15:46
  SPEAKER_01: No, yeah, keep talking about it.
• 15:47
  SPEAKER_01: About okay.
• 15:49
  SPEAKER_00: So I think with this self-love movement, it's I just want everyone to genuinely love themselves for who they are, but also to we need to have pros and cons lists again about ourselves.
• 16:03
  SPEAKER_00: So for me, whenever I really didn't like myself and I wasn't really successful in my friendships and whatever, I literally, I was with the lions I read out of list.
• 16:13
  SPEAKER_00: I didn't, I should have.
• 16:14
  SPEAKER_00: But this is what I would have done.
• 16:15
  SPEAKER_00: I would have put like, um, I feel like I'm very genuine, but the way I say things sometimes sounds sarcastic, or this is this like kind of going in that and then talking about the things that I need to improve on.
• 16:29
  SPEAKER_00: I feel like in this day and age, it's just like if people can't accept me for who I am, then like I'll just find a new group of friends.
• 16:35
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I don't like it as an excuse to be a bad person.
• 16:38
  SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
• 16:39
  SPEAKER_00: And I think it is has just become such a thing of like everyone is obsessed with themselves, everyone I've seen so many people on Twitter and so many people just in general being like, Oh, even if I'm wrong, I'm not gonna apologize because my friends will find me.
• 16:52
  SPEAKER_00: And my friend, like my you know what I'm saying?
• 16:54
  SPEAKER_00: I'm just like, no, you actually do need to apologize.
• 16:57
  SPEAKER_00: You actually do need to be self-reflective and change.
• 17:01
  SPEAKER_01: Self-love cannot replace accountability.
• 17:03
  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
• 17:04
  SPEAKER_01: At the end of the day, if you truly love yourself, you should keep yourself accountable.
• 17:07
  SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
• 17:08
  SPEAKER_00: But it has m morphed.
• 17:09
  SPEAKER_00: We are the most, I hate to sound like a boomer here, but we are the most like they are the most insecure generation, and we are the most like self, what is it, like absorbed?
• 17:19
  SPEAKER_00: Self-absorbed, and yeah, just everything is just focused on ourselves with the like vanity with everything.
• 17:28
  SPEAKER_00: So I just think that we've taken it too far, and I do think that we need to bring back accountability and yeah, just taking a a what's it called, a mental checkpoint, yeah, and be like, what do I need to work on?
• 17:42
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I think the polar sides of anything is bad.
• 17:46
  SPEAKER_01: And I think like for me, like I'm somebody who like we're not getting deep today, by the way.
• 17:50
  SPEAKER_01: I'm somebody who like really does not like myself, so it's like I tried to like ride so hard on the things that I love about myself, yeah.
• 17:56
  SPEAKER_01: And then it can come off as like I love myself so much and I'm so fair to be like that.
• 18:02
  SPEAKER_01: You know what I mean?
• 18:03
  SPEAKER_01: But it's like I'm also aware enough to like know that that's why I do it.
• 18:06
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like I'm not blind by my self-love, but it's like me just like LARPing as like someone who like likes myself, you know.
• 18:14
  SPEAKER_01: Wait, I'm okay, guys.
• 18:16
  SPEAKER_01: Just by the way.
• 18:17
  SPEAKER_00: No, there's a tear in his left eye.
• 18:19
  SPEAKER_00: Not one.
• 18:20
  SPEAKER_00: Just kidding.
• 18:20
  SPEAKER_00: Um but no, I'm with you.
• 18:22
  SPEAKER_01: It's yeah, I I don't like the I don't want there to be like a lack of accountability, you know.
• 18:27
  SPEAKER_01: But I'm with you.
• 18:28
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 18:29
  SPEAKER_00: So that's mine.
• 18:30
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, let's go on to our weekly doses, which is our two pop culture headlines each that we have interest in.
• 18:36
  SPEAKER_01: Um, I'll go first with my first one.
• 18:38
  SPEAKER_01: This one made me so sad.
• 18:40
  SPEAKER_01: Chris Jenner announces death of mom Mary Joe, MJ, at 91.
• 18:45
  SPEAKER_00: That is very sad.
• 18:46
  SPEAKER_01: I genuinely was sad because something about me is I'm somebody who like like TV moms, like moms on TV, like I feel like are my mom, are like my mother.
• 18:54
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah or like TV grandmas are like my grandma.
• 18:57
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 18:58
  SPEAKER_01: Like I would have dreams that Chris Jenner was like my mom.
• 19:00
  SPEAKER_01: And I would like cry when I woke up because I wanted it to be true.
• 19:03
  SPEAKER_00: Oh yes.
• 19:04
  SPEAKER_00: That was the same when we watched um You, me, and Tuscany, me and Dom watched that like 50 times because he loved the family in it, and that became his family.
• 19:12
  SPEAKER_01: No, like they are my family.
• 19:13
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 19:14
  SPEAKER_01: So when I found out that MJ died, I was so sad.
• 19:16
  SPEAKER_01: All like the times that Chris like has talked about like how she will be not okay when her mom dies, which I mean, not that that's a hot take, most people would be sad.
• 19:23
  SPEAKER_01: But like I just like hope that Chris Jenner is okay.
• 19:26
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 19:27
  SPEAKER_00: I hope so too.
• 19:28
  SPEAKER_00: I I but was it like a um decline or was it like a death?
• 19:32
  SPEAKER_01: Honestly, don't know.
• 19:33
  SPEAKER_00: Because I feel like both are different.
• 19:35
  SPEAKER_00: Because um, like I said, not to get deep, or like we said, but um, whenever my grandfather was passing, he was moved into like the clear house.
• 19:43
  SPEAKER_00: Hold on, you can laugh.
• 19:44
  SPEAKER_00: You can laugh.
• 19:45
  SPEAKER_00: I give you permission to laugh.
• 19:47
  SPEAKER_00: Grandfather dead, laugh.
• 19:49
  SPEAKER_00: Grandfather dead, laugh.
• 19:51
  SPEAKER_00: Um, but we had to- I don't think it's funny, y'all.
• 19:54
  SPEAKER_01: My mind tells me we've talked about this before.
• 19:56
  SPEAKER_01: Right now would be an awful moment to laugh.
• 19:58
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, this was in 2010.
• 20:00
  SPEAKER_01: So if I need to get over there, it's not the mechanism as I just start laughing.
• 20:03
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 20:04
  SPEAKER_00: Um, but with that, like he was able to like, we were able to prepare for his passing.
• 20:08
  SPEAKER_00: There's like a bunch of pamphlets.
• 20:09
  SPEAKER_00: I love a pamphlet.
• 20:10
  SPEAKER_00: I will take a pamphlet of every facility.
• 20:12
  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna ICU a pamphlet of it.
• 20:14
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I love a pamphlet.
• 20:15
  SPEAKER_00: So I honestly felt ready for him to pass, like whenever he did.
• 20:19
  SPEAKER_00: I didn't know if it was that, because you kind of get mentally ready, or if it was a sudden death.
• 20:22
  SPEAKER_00: Because if it was a sudden death, she would not be okay.
• 20:24
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that makes sense.
• 20:25
  SPEAKER_00: Anyway, I was like, Christian has tons of pamphlets.
• 20:27
  SPEAKER_01: No, she's pamphleted up.
• 20:29
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 20:29
  SPEAKER_01: But no, I just love MJ.
• 20:30
  SPEAKER_01: I just feel like her life.
• 20:31
  SPEAKER_01: What's nice is I'm like, you had a really successful family, so like you were she's her life was probably amazing.
• 20:38
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 20:38
  SPEAKER_00: And you know what I love more?
• 20:40
  SPEAKER_00: I always talk about Stasi Baby and Jordan.
• 20:42
  SPEAKER_00: Um, but you know what I love even more than that?
• 20:45
  SPEAKER_01: But Stasi Baby and Jordan are Kylie Jenner's best friends, if you don't know.
• 20:48
  SPEAKER_00: They I love being a best friend, so like whenever you get famous, I will so be happy.
• 20:53
  SPEAKER_00: You know what I'm saying?
• 20:54
  SPEAKER_00: Just being your best friend and living in Tulsa.
• 20:57
  SPEAKER_00: But like I love a matriarch that does not have to do anything.
• 21:01
  SPEAKER_01: Love a matriarch.
• 21:02
  SPEAKER_00: I love like the fact that MJ just gets to enjoy and like wear wigs and get a full beat by Kim and like just have fun and like do nothing.
• 21:11
  SPEAKER_00: I want to do that.
• 21:12
  SPEAKER_00: Like, I honestly want to do that.
• 21:14
  SPEAKER_01: And she's just like, yeah, like I raised you, and now I get to live off of the like the profit of it.
• 21:18
  SPEAKER_01: Not that she sees her as just like a in that.
• 21:21
  SPEAKER_01: Well, she's past now, yes.
• 21:22
  SPEAKER_01: Or not that she saw Chris as just like a that, but yeah, that is kind of a serve.
• 21:26
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, so for me, my first one is Madison Beer is engaged.
• 21:32
  SPEAKER_00: Love.
• 21:34
  SPEAKER_00: And this might not mean to a football player on the NFL.
• 21:36
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 21:37
  SPEAKER_00: This might not mean a bunch to people.
• 21:39
  SPEAKER_00: Um, but with that, I was talking to Dom last night because I mentioned this to Dom.
• 21:44
  SPEAKER_01: Bunch.
• 21:45
  SPEAKER_01: I'm adding bunch to my list.
• 21:46
  SPEAKER_01: I don't like the word bunch.
• 21:48
  SPEAKER_00: To words you hate?
• 21:49
  SPEAKER_00: I don't like that word.
• 21:50
  SPEAKER_00: A bunch.
• 21:51
  SPEAKER_01: Girl, this is why you need your notes app.
• 21:53
  SPEAKER_01: Bunch.
• 21:55
  SPEAKER_01: Seven years strong on that list.
• 21:57
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 21:58
  SPEAKER_00: So I was talking to Dom about this.
• 21:59
  SPEAKER_00: Um A lot last night.
• 22:02
  SPEAKER_00: And I think that whenever you are gorgeous from the time you came out the womb, and you were just always beautiful and always just, you know what I mean, in the spot.
• 22:14
  SPEAKER_00: Like she got famous when she was like 12.
• 22:16
  SPEAKER_00: And those of you who don't know, I think she posted a cover.
• 22:19
  SPEAKER_00: Can you give a little background?
• 22:22
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 22:23
  SPEAKER_01: Posted about her, and she was made to be like the next thing.
• 22:26
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 22:27
  SPEAKER_00: And her music is genuinely so good.
• 22:30
  SPEAKER_00: And you guys know I don't really care about music, but like her music is so good, and she is so gorgeous, and she is who you would expect to be the next it girl.
• 22:39
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 22:40
  SPEAKER_00: But I feel like no one cares.
• 22:42
  SPEAKER_01: No one cares, and it's so unfortunate because her music is so good.
• 22:46
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 22:46
  SPEAKER_01: She's one of the most beautiful women on the planet.
• 22:49
  SPEAKER_01: She performs well.
• 22:51
  SPEAKER_00: Like a recap.
• 22:59
  SPEAKER_01: Go ahead.
• 23:00
  SPEAKER_01: No, I forgot that that that like I also don't have a mic in front of my mouth.
• 23:04
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, exactly.
• 23:05
  SPEAKER_00: You just repeat, like you gave me like the best summary I've ever heard of what I just said.
• 23:10
  SPEAKER_00: But yes.
• 23:11
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 23:12
  SPEAKER_00: Rip.
• 23:13
  SPEAKER_01: Go.
• 23:14
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, rip.
• 23:15
  SPEAKER_00: Anyway, so I do think that we I think we should go back to artistry.
• 23:23
  SPEAKER_00: I now I'm stumbling.
• 23:25
  SPEAKER_00: I don't care what I'm talking about anymore.
• 23:26
  SPEAKER_01: Do not bark up.
• 23:28
  SPEAKER_01: Do not bark up my tree if you don't want me to bark back.
• 23:30
  SPEAKER_01: Like, go.
• 23:31
  SPEAKER_00: What bark did you have to do?
• 23:32
  SPEAKER_01: No, you bark.
• 23:33
  SPEAKER_01: I was trying to bark and you put a muzzle on me.
• 23:38
  SPEAKER_01: I literally was agreeing with you.
• 23:39
  SPEAKER_01: Don't make eye contact with my wart.
• 23:41
  SPEAKER_01: Did you just make eye contact with my wart on my knee?
• 23:43
  SPEAKER_00: And that should shut your ass up right there.
• 23:44
  SPEAKER_01: And it did.
• 23:45
  SPEAKER_00: Mm-hmm.
• 23:46
  SPEAKER_00: Next.
• 23:46
  SPEAKER_01: Guys, I have this wart on my knee that I have to get removed.
• 23:49
  SPEAKER_01: Ugh.
• 23:49
  SPEAKER_01: Now I'm gonna cross my leg again so you can't see it.
• 23:52
  SPEAKER_00: Guys, only I can see it.
• 23:53
  SPEAKER_01: If you were if you ever argue with me again and make eye contact, I saw your eyes drip down.
• 23:58
  SPEAKER_01: That is like a that's like a that is an immediate argument ender.
• 24:02
  SPEAKER_01: That's like the equivalent of if I owed you money.
• 24:04
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 24:05
  SPEAKER_01: Because you can't argue with people that owe you money.
• 24:07
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you can't.
• 24:08
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not done talking about Madison Beer.
• 24:09
  SPEAKER_01: I have things to say.
• 24:10
  SPEAKER_00: I want to hear it though.
• 24:11
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, well, I'll wait till you're gonna be able to do it.
• 24:12
  SPEAKER_01: Report reset.
• 24:13
  SPEAKER_00: I'm done, sweets.
• 24:17
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know why I said sweets.
• 24:18
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, so the thing about Madison Beer that's just so frustrating, and this is just where we're at in society with like pop stars is you can't just be pretty and have amazing music and perform well and have good visuals and everything.
• 24:32
  SPEAKER_01: Because she has all of that.
• 24:33
  SPEAKER_01: You also have to showcase like a personality, like I agree outside of your music.
• 24:38
  SPEAKER_01: I think for people to like truly connect with you.
• 24:41
  SPEAKER_01: I completely agree.
• 24:41
  SPEAKER_01: Like Adele has a personality, Sabrina Carpenter has a personality, Olivia Rodrigo has like a vibe around her, Casey Musgraves has a vibe around her, Erin A Grande, like all these people.
• 24:51
  SPEAKER_01: And Madison Beer doesn't, I'm not saying that she has a bad personality at all.
• 24:58
  SPEAKER_01: Like I would be friends with her, but I think that she hasn't had that moment yet to like really showcase this like humorous, fun, like deep personality.
• 25:07
  SPEAKER_01: Cause like even when she did Jake Shane, like I didn't leave that interview being like, Oh, I feel like I know Madison Beer now.
• 25:13
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 25:14
  SPEAKER_01: And I think that nowadays you have to have that as well.
• 25:17
  SPEAKER_00: I agree.
• 25:18
  SPEAKER_00: And I think 2020 TikTok ruined that because they would have like these gorgeous people that would just go viral for just sitting there and just like lip-syncing a little off to us a sound.
• 25:30
  SPEAKER_00: It would get like 10 minutes.
• 25:31
  SPEAKER_00: Everyone's gorgeous now.
• 25:32
  SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
• 25:33
  SPEAKER_00: Everyone's gorgeous now, and so people need more, which I hate that.
• 25:35
  SPEAKER_01: Which makes me scared for like, I don't know, like me with my wart.
• 25:39
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 25:39
  SPEAKER_01: Everyone's just so pretty now.
• 25:41
  SPEAKER_00: No, I think that, yeah.
• 25:42
  SPEAKER_00: I think you're you're gonna be a standout with that.
• 25:44
  SPEAKER_01: No, it's just yeah, it's a beauty mark.
• 25:46
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, Madison Beer, we are genuinely so happy for you.
• 25:50
  SPEAKER_01: I really want like massive success for you.
• 25:52
  SPEAKER_01: We do, you are genuinely so talented.
• 25:54
  SPEAKER_00: You are, and you deserve everything.
• 25:56
  SPEAKER_00: And I'm sorry that like you can't just be enough by existing these days.
• 25:59
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 26:00
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, next story.
• 26:01
  SPEAKER_01: Kelly Rippa steps away from live with Kelly and Mark after undergoing gum graft.
• 26:08
  SPEAKER_00: What's a gum graft?
• 26:09
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 26:10
  SPEAKER_01: I think is that when you have receding gums?
• 26:13
  SPEAKER_00: I don't is it?
• 26:14
  SPEAKER_01: I don't I'm not saying she has receding gums.
• 26:16
  SPEAKER_01: I just if I hear, oh, I have I got gum graft.
• 26:18
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, got it.
• 26:19
  SPEAKER_01: I just assume I don't know.
• 26:21
  SPEAKER_00: She steps away from the show, but she gum graft?
• 26:24
  SPEAKER_01: Like she had a she had recovery.
• 26:26
  SPEAKER_00: So she so she pulled the plug on the show.
• 26:28
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, she's just stepping away.
• 26:30
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, really?
• 26:31
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 26:33
  SPEAKER_01: Um but wait the reason I bring this up leaving the show.
• 26:37
  SPEAKER_01: She's taking a momentary break while her husband's still there, and he's just gonna have celebrity guest hosts with him while she's while she's recovering.
• 26:45
  unknown: Yes.
• 26:46
  SPEAKER_01: I think it's gonna be like a few weeks.
• 26:47
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, okay, okay.
• 26:48
  SPEAKER_01: But yeah, no, no plug.
• 26:49
  SPEAKER_00: Due to gun graph, she pulled the plug on production.
• 26:52
  SPEAKER_00: I was like, that's something I would do.
• 26:53
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, she's just like home.
• 26:54
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 26:54
  SPEAKER_01: Um, but the reason I bring this up is he's having celebrity guests on with him.
• 27:00
  SPEAKER_01: And I would love for us to talk through celebrity guests that we feel like need like a daytime TV show.
• 27:05
  SPEAKER_01: Uh yes.
• 27:05
  SPEAKER_01: Like a hosting.
• 27:06
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 27:07
  SPEAKER_01: And there's one number one person, don't say it yet, that needs it.
• 27:10
  SPEAKER_01: And we're gonna stay on the counter three.
• 27:12
  SPEAKER_01: Do you have the person?
• 27:13
  SPEAKER_00: I telegraph.
• 27:14
  SPEAKER_00: Or not telegraph.
• 27:15
  SPEAKER_00: Telegraph.
• 27:15
  SPEAKER_00: Telegraph.
• 27:16
  SPEAKER_01: What is that?
• 27:17
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 27:17
  SPEAKER_01: Do you have the person?
• 27:19
  SPEAKER_01: Celebrity that needs to be a host on a daytime show.
• 27:21
  SPEAKER_00: Like we we have the.
• 27:22
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna go one, two, three, and we're gonna say it.
• 27:23
  SPEAKER_00: We will.
• 27:24
  SPEAKER_01: One, two, three.
• 27:25
  SPEAKER_01: Kiki Palmer.
• 27:27
  SPEAKER_00: Love.
• 27:28
  SPEAKER_00: Did she get her star up?
• 27:30
  SPEAKER_01: Uh she got on the Hall of Fame, I think, like last week.
• 27:32
  SPEAKER_00: Good.
• 27:33
  SPEAKER_01: Uh I saw that on Pop Grave.
• 27:35
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay.
• 27:35
  SPEAKER_01: If Kiki Palmer had a daytime show, it would be number one.
• 27:40
  SPEAKER_00: So that's the thing.
• 27:41
  SPEAKER_00: Whenever I met Kiki, I actually I forgot to mention this.
• 27:44
  SPEAKER_00: I did meet Kiki years ago.
• 27:45
  SPEAKER_01: Wait, what?
• 27:46
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, I don't think I told you this.
• 27:47
  SPEAKER_01: So I Is this like Akila and the B Kiki?
• 27:50
  SPEAKER_01: Jump in, Kiki.
• 27:52
  SPEAKER_01: Um, Joyful Noise, Kiki.
• 27:55
  SPEAKER_00: No, this is Kiki that ate a hot wing, Kiki.
• 27:57
  SPEAKER_01: Oh wow.
• 27:58
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, I think.
• 27:59
  SPEAKER_00: So I was in the She's dating him now.
• 28:02
  SPEAKER_00: Is she really?
• 28:03
  SPEAKER_01: She's dating the guy.
• 28:04
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 28:05
  SPEAKER_00: I I could cry.
• 28:08
  SPEAKER_00: I honestly could.
• 28:09
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I love him so much.
• 28:10
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my gosh.
• 28:12
  SPEAKER_00: Um, anyway.
• 28:13
  SPEAKER_00: So I met him.
• 28:14
  SPEAKER_00: I met her at um at Morning America.
• 28:18
  SPEAKER_00: Good morning, America.
• 28:20
  SPEAKER_00: Um, I waited in February, and it was so cold in New York, and I went in and I got tickets on one iota.
• 28:27
  SPEAKER_00: If you guys have you ever gotten tickets from there?
• 28:29
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my gosh, it's everything.
• 28:30
  SPEAKER_00: So I got free tickets for my whole family.
• 28:32
  SPEAKER_00: I didn't think I was gonna see Kiki, but she was a guest, like she was a recurring host on one of the morning shows.
• 28:39
  SPEAKER_00: Um, did you know about that, Stranton and Strahan?
• 28:43
  SPEAKER_01: And uh no.
• 28:45
  SPEAKER_00: No, okay.
• 28:46
  SPEAKER_00: So she was doing that and she didn't a fantastic.
• 28:48
  SPEAKER_01: Is that when they were searching to who's who's gonna replace Hoda?
• 28:51
  SPEAKER_01: I think so.
• 28:52
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, yes, and I believe so.
• 28:54
  SPEAKER_01: Which let me just say this right now Kiki did phenomenal.
• 28:57
  SPEAKER_01: Kiki probably did amazing.
• 28:59
  SPEAKER_00: She did.
• 29:00
  SPEAKER_01: The person who should have gotten that job, because I want Kiki to have her own show.
• 29:03
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, Justin Sylvester Justice for Justin Sylvester.
• 29:07
  SPEAKER_01: You don't?
• 29:08
  SPEAKER_01: Mm-mm.
• 29:09
  SPEAKER_01: He I the chair was his.
• 29:11
  SPEAKER_01: Really?
• 29:12
  SPEAKER_01: And we all knew it.
• 29:13
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, so I just left out of the loop of that.
• 29:15
  SPEAKER_00: No one told me.
• 29:16
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, when they were getting all these people to try to replace her or take that spot, the chair was his.
• 29:21
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 29:22
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, I didn't know you met her.
• 29:23
  SPEAKER_01: That's crazy.
• 29:23
  SPEAKER_00: I met her, she was amazing, and we quoted her viral thing at the time.
• 29:27
  SPEAKER_00: I forgot what her viral I don't know what the who this man is.
• 29:29
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 29:30
  SPEAKER_01: I love the one that she does right now where she goes, I know we gotta check.
• 29:34
  SPEAKER_01: Have you seen that one?
• 29:35
  SPEAKER_01: I have because hey chat to Michael Pepsi you.
• 29:38
  SPEAKER_01: Uh uh.
• 29:38
  SPEAKER_01: But I don't know.
• 29:38
  SPEAKER_01: We gotta check.
• 29:41
  SPEAKER_01: Please do me that.
• 29:42
  SPEAKER_01: I love that.
• 29:42
  SPEAKER_01: Uh but yeah, Kiki Palmer should be there.
• 29:44
  SPEAKER_01: Also, another thing I want to just say right now, these words are gonna mean nothing to you.
• 29:50
  SPEAKER_01: Candace Dillard Bassett from The Real Housewives of Potomac also went on traders.
• 29:55
  SPEAKER_00: Really?
• 29:55
  SPEAKER_01: Needs to take the slot of the Wendy Williams show.
• 29:59
  SPEAKER_00: Is Wendy Williams not coming back?
• 30:01
  SPEAKER_01: Wendy Williams isn't coming back, which I've had to come to terms with.
• 30:05
  SPEAKER_01: It's something I don't know if I'll ever get over.
• 30:07
  SPEAKER_00: Is she superduction?
• 30:08
  SPEAKER_00: I feel like there was something.
• 30:09
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know what happened, but I think she's like out on the town now.
• 30:12
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, she's good.
• 30:13
  SPEAKER_01: So she's outside.
• 30:14
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, good.
• 30:15
  SPEAKER_00: I hope I meet her.
• 30:16
  SPEAKER_01: I just want to say if we are looking for somebody to no one will ever replace Wendy Williams.
• 30:22
  SPEAKER_01: But if we are looking for somebody that I think is just willing to have hot takes, doesn't care, is funny, is witty, is magnetic, Candace Dillard Bassett, okay, 100%.
• 30:32
  SPEAKER_00: This is the official petition.
• 30:33
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 30:34
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I just I genuinely think it's one of the best ideas I've ever had.
• 30:38
  SPEAKER_00: I think so.
• 30:39
  SPEAKER_01: So anyway, Kelly, I hope your gums heal.
• 30:44
  SPEAKER_00: I think for sake of time, I did have a second one, but I think it's okay to admit that I need to do more research because I was about to talk in depth about the BTS like pulling out their um Grammy submissions, but I'm gonna save that one.
• 31:00
  SPEAKER_00: Um, so do your own research.
• 31:02
  SPEAKER_00: Let me know what angle what your thoughts are about that.
• 31:05
  SPEAKER_00: I'll just put that out there.
• 31:07
  SPEAKER_01: Sends our listeners to go do homework.
• 31:09
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 31:09
  SPEAKER_00: I mean they yes, a take-home assignment.
• 31:12
  SPEAKER_00: But yeah, I I think there's just been a lot of things, and I don't want to misresrepresent any of the information.
• 31:19
  SPEAKER_00: So I go do your own homework.
• 31:21
  SPEAKER_00: We'll talk about it next week on the pod.
• 31:23
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and we'll grade your papers.
• 31:25
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, next, we're gonna go quickly.
• 31:27
  SPEAKER_01: Next, we're gonna go to our ICUs, which is the thing that we have been just loving so much that we've pretty much beat it to death and it's in the hospital.
• 31:34
  SPEAKER_01: It's in the ICU.
• 31:35
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 31:35
  SPEAKER_01: Mine, I have two things.
• 31:37
  SPEAKER_01: One, I'm just gonna throw this out there.
• 31:39
  SPEAKER_01: I got a sticky backey.
• 31:41
  SPEAKER_00: He loves his sticky backies.
• 31:43
  SPEAKER_01: I am I've just been really wanting one of these, so I'm really excited about that.
• 31:46
  SPEAKER_01: I just want to mention, I don't have enough to say for it to be a whole ICU, but this is like in the waiting room.
• 31:51
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 31:51
  SPEAKER_01: But my ICU is this the movie Hoppers.
• 31:55
  SPEAKER_00: I love Hoppers.
• 31:56
  SPEAKER_01: And I will also say this Hoppers greater than the Odyssey.
• 31:59
  SPEAKER_00: Agreed.
• 32:00
  SPEAKER_01: Ask me if I saw the Odyssey.
• 32:01
  SPEAKER_01: We didn't.
• 32:02
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 32:02
  SPEAKER_00: But did we see Hoppers five times?
• 32:04
  SPEAKER_01: Yup, yup.
• 32:06
  SPEAKER_01: Because the other thing about me is if a movie's good, I will see it multiple times.
• 32:08
  SPEAKER_01: When the greatest showman came out, I saw it 14 times in theaters.
• 32:12
  SPEAKER_01: 14 times.
• 32:12
  SPEAKER_00: I believe that.
• 32:13
  SPEAKER_00: Like, I couldn't even get through 45 minutes.
• 32:16
  SPEAKER_01: Let's talk about the greatest showman really quick.
• 32:18
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 32:18
  SPEAKER_01: I I will never forget thinking that Zach Efron was in this like stupid movie.
• 32:23
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, what is this?
• 32:24
  SPEAKER_01: Like he's never been in a bad movie.
• 32:25
  SPEAKER_01: Why?
• 32:26
  SPEAKER_01: What is this movie?
• 32:26
  SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
• 32:27
  SPEAKER_00: You're you saw juggling balls and you're upset.
• 32:29
  SPEAKER_01: And I was in that theater, and I will never forget.
• 32:32
  SPEAKER_01: Like, from the first scene, I was like speechless.
• 32:36
  SPEAKER_01: And I will never forget the feeling of seeing Never Enough, the scene of Never Enough.
• 32:40
  SPEAKER_01: And literally, it like I I looked over to the person I was singing with, and we uh to my sister, yeah, and we were bawling.
• 32:48
  SPEAKER_01: Really?
• 32:48
  SPEAKER_01: And I was like, this is the same thing.
• 32:49
  SPEAKER_01: Was this when the clothes?
• 32:50
  SPEAKER_00: Because this is before I shut the movie off.
• 32:52
  SPEAKER_00: I saw them up on the roof with a clothesline, and they were dancing and doing laundry, which is amazing.
• 32:57
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, but never enough is like later.
• 32:59
  SPEAKER_00: After that, I loved that, and then I turned it off.
• 33:00
  SPEAKER_01: And then I found out that that woman isn't the actual singer of it, and I was crushed.
• 33:04
  SPEAKER_00: Really?
• 33:04
  SPEAKER_01: I was about to riot in the streets.
• 33:06
  SPEAKER_00: Was that Lauren Alred?
• 33:07
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, okay.
• 33:08
  SPEAKER_00: She was American Idol.
• 33:09
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, I think America's one of those.
• 33:11
  SPEAKER_01: One of those.
• 33:12
  SPEAKER_01: Or the voice.
• 33:12
  SPEAKER_01: She was on the voice.
• 33:13
  SPEAKER_01: But anyway, um, also say Hopper's amazing.
• 33:16
  SPEAKER_01: I just love that movie.
• 33:17
  SPEAKER_01: It's incredible.
• 33:19
  SPEAKER_01: Um, yeah, I love when a movie I like having low expectations for a movie.
• 33:24
  SPEAKER_01: Hopper's Greatest Showman, You and Me in Tuscany and Crazy Rich Asians go into that category.
• 33:29
  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
• 33:30
  SPEAKER_01: Like I remember Crazy Rich Asians.
• 33:31
  SPEAKER_01: The ads, I was like so confused.
• 33:33
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, this movie looks so dumb.
• 33:34
  SPEAKER_01: I went and saw it.
• 33:35
  SPEAKER_01: I I remember I went with my friend.
• 33:37
  SPEAKER_01: We balled.
• 33:38
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 33:39
  SPEAKER_01: When they were singing Cannot Falling in Love, and she pauses, and there's that break, and the and the aisle fills with water.
• 33:45
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my gosh.
• 33:46
  SPEAKER_01: And she walks down.
• 33:48
  SPEAKER_01: I remember literally being like I could not speak.
• 33:51
  SPEAKER_00: Really?
• 33:52
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 33:52
  SPEAKER_01: Hoppers goes in that category for me.
• 33:54
  SPEAKER_01: I love Hoppers.
• 33:55
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, what's your ICU?
• 33:56
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, so my ICU is Never Have I Ever.
• 33:59
  SPEAKER_00: Have you ever seen that show?
• 34:00
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 34:01
  SPEAKER_00: This show represents like everything that I love.
• 34:06
  SPEAKER_00: I know that's so broad, but I love a true character development.
• 34:12
  SPEAKER_00: I just think in general, like people are not able to make mistakes in this day and age and really grow because people will literally hold you that standard forever.
• 34:20
  SPEAKER_00: You're able to see on the show, like this girl, her name is Davey Vishwakamar.
• 34:25
  SPEAKER_00: She is like the most insane girl you will ever meet, like makes the worst decisions ever.
• 34:32
  SPEAKER_00: We have uh a lead, his name is Ben.
• 34:35
  SPEAKER_00: He is pretentious and he's looks down on people.
• 34:39
  SPEAKER_00: And you know what I mean?
• 34:40
  SPEAKER_00: You see all those things and then you see the backstory of it, but it doesn't do it in a boring way.
• 34:47
  SPEAKER_00: Like it has stars like narrating episodes, like there's like um Gigi Hadid that narrates an episode of the fun idea.
• 34:55
  SPEAKER_00: You know what I'm saying?
• 34:56
  SPEAKER_00: And be like, this is the life of uh Paxton Hall Yoshida, like the most popular guy in high school.
• 35:02
  SPEAKER_00: And by the end of that episode that is dedicated to him, it humanizes him, and you see his home life, and you love these characters so deeply.
• 35:10
  SPEAKER_00: There's like four seasons.
• 35:11
  SPEAKER_00: By the end of it, you will love who she is with at the end.
• 35:16
  SPEAKER_00: It ties things so nicely.
• 35:17
  SPEAKER_00: And I don't like a show that doesn't like end well.
• 35:20
  SPEAKER_00: Like, I don't know.
• 35:21
  SPEAKER_00: Have you ever seen a show that you watch up to the end and the last episode just like made you so mad at people say that about um what's that not almost a duck dynasty?
• 35:29
  SPEAKER_00: What's that um magist uh magic show that people like with the dragons and oh um House Not House of Dragon?
• 35:37
  SPEAKER_01: The one before that Lord of the Rings.
• 35:39
  SPEAKER_00: No, do you know what I'm talking about, Erin?
• 35:41
  SPEAKER_00: Like the House of Dragon, like uh the mystical creatures.
• 35:46
  SPEAKER_01: It's House of Dragons.
• 35:47
  SPEAKER_00: People are like dating their sisters, like it's really weird.
• 35:50
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 35:50
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, what is it called?
• 35:52
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, it is the Dragon Ball Z?
• 35:55
  SPEAKER_01: No, it is the biggest show every time.
• 35:59
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 36:00
  SPEAKER_01: House of Dragon came from it.
• 36:02
  SPEAKER_01: Game of Thrones.
• 36:03
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, thank you.
• 36:04
  SPEAKER_01: I have to go to the bathroom, so can you 2X?
• 36:07
  SPEAKER_00: Yep.
• 36:07
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, that's it.
• 36:09
  SPEAKER_01: Love that.
• 36:10
  SPEAKER_01: Period.
• 36:11
  unknown: Yes.
• 36:12
  SPEAKER_01: Sorry, but I have to go to the bathroom, I literally go blind.
• 36:14
  SPEAKER_01: Um okay, we're gonna go to the You're gonna give the worst advice of your life.
• 36:18
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna give good advice because we're going.
• 36:20
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 36:20
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, ready?
• 36:21
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, so first of all, I am not formatting this like a college email all professional and stuff because please keep this anonymous because I think he watches this show.
• 36:30
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, love that.
• 36:31
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 36:31
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 36:32
  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna cut that back.
• 36:34
  SPEAKER_01: Uh no, I just have to go to the bathroom.
• 36:36
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 36:36
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, so here it is.
• 36:37
  SPEAKER_01: There's this guy that I literally think is my future man.
• 36:40
  SPEAKER_01: He tells me his type, and it's literally me.
• 36:43
  SPEAKER_01: He talks to me every day.
• 36:44
  SPEAKER_01: We have the same exact sense of humor, and he's literally also my exact type.
• 36:50
  SPEAKER_01: We both love God a lot, and we have gone to a few church events together.
• 36:54
  SPEAKER_01: We've known each other for a little bit because of school.
• 36:57
  SPEAKER_01: His family knows about me, and his sister loves me too.
• 36:59
  SPEAKER_01: Problem is it's giving sister in Christ because his favorite thing to do is talk to me about other girls.
• 37:04
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know if this is a jealousy tactic or if we're like siblings.
• 37:08
  SPEAKER_01: I literally hate having to try to figure a man out help.
• 37:12
  SPEAKER_01: I've seen this too many times, and um I'm sure that you are literally incredible.
• 37:18
  SPEAKER_01: Hell no.
• 37:18
  SPEAKER_01: Because I didn't read who sent this.
• 37:20
  SPEAKER_01: He doesn't he doesn't have interest in you.
• 37:22
  SPEAKER_00: He doesn't have interest in you.
• 37:23
  SPEAKER_00: Unfortunately, I've just seen this way too many times.
• 37:25
  SPEAKER_00: Even if he does, his tactic of talking about other girls is wrong.
• 37:29
  SPEAKER_00: Because a man, like that's it, you should know immediately, even if it takes a little time to whatever, you should know immediately.
• 37:36
  SPEAKER_00: He he should be mature enough to be like, hey, I like you.
• 37:40
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know if those feelings are reciprocated and I'll adjust accordingly, but I like you, and I just want to know that.
• 37:47
  SPEAKER_00: You shouldn't have to guess, no, whatever.
• 37:48
  SPEAKER_00: Also, yeah, if he's leading like yeah, these sometimes these church like friendship, situationship, relationship, whatever, like they're so crazy to me.
• 37:58
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's very odd.
• 37:59
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 37:59
  SPEAKER_01: I unfortunately, I don't think that he likes you as well.
• 38:03
  SPEAKER_00: I don't think he likes you, or he does, and his tactics are.
• 38:08
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 38:10
  SPEAKER_01: Love yourself.
• 38:11
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 38:12
  SPEAKER_01: Hey Truth's here on podcast.
• 38:13
  SPEAKER_01: I'm looking for sage advice, and my hope is that you can provide me in time of need.
• 38:16
  SPEAKER_01: So my wife got a really cool orange shower curtain.
• 38:19
  SPEAKER_01: It's like a thick plastic orange, it's sick, but she insists on not having the secondary outer liner, like the opaque fabric fabric fabric.
• 38:28
  SPEAKER_00: Fabric.
• 38:28
  SPEAKER_01: Fabric.
• 38:29
  SPEAKER_01: Fabric liner.
• 38:30
  SPEAKER_01: So it's just the clear orange curtain.
• 38:33
  SPEAKER_01: She likes it because she wants to be able to consistently see the whole bathroom as to not get scared, which is so me.
• 38:39
  SPEAKER_01: Anytime that I like shampoo my hair, I like I get so scared that when I open my eyes, I'm gonna see like a demon.
• 38:45
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 38:46
  SPEAKER_01: Which makes sense.
• 38:47
  SPEAKER_01: But it does the exact opposite for me, whereas I feel so vulnerable in a shower where anyone can walk into the bathroom and see me.
• 38:52
  SPEAKER_01: Like the shower is your thinking time, it's the time where you don't have to present yourself to the world.
• 38:56
  SPEAKER_01: Who's in the right?
• 38:56
  SPEAKER_01: It's the master bedroom shower.
• 38:58
  SPEAKER_00: So I don't think either of you guys in the right, because why do you have an orange shower curtain?
• 39:03
  SPEAKER_00: Um, A.
• 39:04
  SPEAKER_00: B, you need to install it very cheap on Amazon.
• 39:07
  SPEAKER_00: Install a high up um secondary outer layer.
• 39:12
  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna pull out my lack of interior design here.
• 39:15
  SPEAKER_00: Um, so you put up the bar and put it above and get a long fabric one.
• 39:20
  SPEAKER_00: Like uh, what is it?
• 39:21
  SPEAKER_01: Like, is that gonna stick to your ankles?
• 39:23
  SPEAKER_01: I hate when the liner sticks to my ankles.
• 39:25
  SPEAKER_00: No, because she already has the plastic one that she's obsessed with, apparently.
• 39:28
  SPEAKER_00: I was going to say, no, listen.
• 39:30
  SPEAKER_00: Oh.
• 39:30
  SPEAKER_00: So I'm pulling this first layer.
• 39:33
  SPEAKER_00: So whenever he microphone.
• 39:34
  SPEAKER_00: Whenever he uses the shower, he can pull that second layer so he has the outer cover.
• 39:40
  SPEAKER_01: This is too much.
• 39:41
  SPEAKER_00: But no, no, hold on.
• 39:42
  SPEAKER_00: No, it's not.
• 39:43
  SPEAKER_00: My advice is too much.
• 39:44
  SPEAKER_01: Like to do that.
• 39:45
  SPEAKER_00: No, it's not, because she gets scared in the shower and he feels vulnerable and like doesn't disturb master.
• 39:51
  SPEAKER_01: Most master bathrooms though are like a clear thing that you open and there's no, there's nothing.
• 39:57
  SPEAKER_00: Not I mean, that oh, we're about to get it.
• 39:59
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, no.
• 40:00
  SPEAKER_01: A lot of sorry, a lot of master baths or bathrooms where it's the like the walk, all walk-in showers, which people have, are always clear.
• 40:08
  SPEAKER_01: So what do they do?
• 40:09
  SPEAKER_00: Um, I don't know.
• 40:10
  SPEAKER_00: I don't think they have this problem.
• 40:11
  SPEAKER_00: I think they have a tub.
• 40:13
  SPEAKER_01: No, I know, but I'm saying if people are used to clear walk-in showers, it's like I feel like it's okay for the master bathroom to be clear.
• 40:19
  SPEAKER_00: Then they wouldn't buy the home, I don't think.
• 40:21
  SPEAKER_01: Because if they have that guest bathroom, doesn't have the clear, is what I'm saying.
• 40:24
  SPEAKER_01: Because it's the master bathroom, I feel like sometimes it's more acceptable for it to be clear.
• 40:28
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 40:28
  SPEAKER_01: Which so I think that's okay.
• 40:29
  SPEAKER_01: You could do either.
• 40:30
  SPEAKER_01: Take either of our.
• 40:31
  SPEAKER_00: I think it's okay, but I think they both have like fundamental issues.
• 40:34
  SPEAKER_00: He doesn't like to be seen, and she doesn't like to be.
• 40:36
  SPEAKER_01: Both of y'all's fundamental issues is the fact that you have an orange shower curtain.
• 40:38
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 40:39
  SPEAKER_01: All right, quickly last one.
• 40:40
  SPEAKER_01: Please don't mention my name on the pod because Tulsa is small.
• 40:42
  SPEAKER_01: But a few weeks ago, I followed a girl I went to elementary school with.
• 40:45
  SPEAKER_01: We lost contact after fifth grade.
• 40:47
  SPEAKER_01: Her family moved and she recently moved back.
• 40:49
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, she followed me back and sent me a message on Instagram, which I was so excited about because I thought it was a message saying, hey, let's get lunch.
• 40:55
  SPEAKER_01: Unfortunately, after two decades of no contact, it was a link to her home birth YouTube video.
• 41:00
  SPEAKER_01: And she asked me to watch it because she's close to being able to monetize it.
• 41:04
  SPEAKER_01: There are very few moments in my life where I've been left speechless, and you know what?
• 41:07
  SPEAKER_01: She got me there with that DM.
• 41:10
  SPEAKER_00: Turnt.
• 41:11
  SPEAKER_01: Why are you sending your home birth video to anyone?
• 41:13
  SPEAKER_00: That's turnt.
• 41:14
  SPEAKER_01: That is like actually, you know what?
• 41:16
  SPEAKER_01: This woman, this that girl is turnt.
• 41:17
  SPEAKER_00: That girl is turnt.
• 41:18
  SPEAKER_01: I really like her.
• 41:19
  SPEAKER_01: You should be friends with her.
• 41:20
  SPEAKER_00: Get your coin.
• 41:21
  SPEAKER_01: Get your coin.
• 41:21
  SPEAKER_01: And also, like, I've been on the receiving end of like someone who hasn't talked to me in 10 years.
• 41:25
  SPEAKER_01: And then, like, hey, can you please actually listen to my podcast?
• 41:28
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 41:29
  SPEAKER_01: And my responsibility was good to hear from you too.
• 41:31
  SPEAKER_01: Hope you're doing well.
• 41:32
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 41:32
  SPEAKER_00: And you're like, I'm not listening to that.
• 41:33
  SPEAKER_01: Not at all.
• 41:34
  SPEAKER_00: So she could, in that situation, you could reply and just be like, I was expecting to go to Panera Bread, like not to see something so intimate.
• 41:42
  SPEAKER_01: So I haven't seen you in decades.
• 41:44
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I don't need to see your at-home birth video.
• 41:46
  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
• 41:46
  SPEAKER_01: But that girl is turned.
• 41:48
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 41:48
  SPEAKER_01: Honestly, you should be friends with her.
• 41:49
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 41:50
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 41:50
  SPEAKER_00: DM her back.
• 41:51
  SPEAKER_00: Just be like, okay, I'll support and yeah.
• 41:54
  SPEAKER_01: Loved your video.
• 41:55
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 41:55
  SPEAKER_01: Do you want to go get bread bowls?
• 41:57
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 41:58
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 41:58
  SPEAKER_01: That's truth serum.
• 42:00
  SPEAKER_00: Awesome.
• 42:00
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, we will be back next week.
• 42:02
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 42:03
  SPEAKER_01: And you'll hear about our Lollapalooza activities.
• 42:05
  SPEAKER_00: Sounds so funny.
• 42:05
  SPEAKER_01: Um, we'll probably have a lot to say.
• 42:07
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 42:07
  SPEAKER_01: So I don't know any of those.
• 42:10
  SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
• 42:11
  SPEAKER_00: He won't.
• 42:11
  SPEAKER_00: I'll bring him ice back.
• 42:12
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 42:13
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 42:13
  SPEAKER_00: Bye.