Paregoric
Before modern medicine, a potent elixir containing opium, camphor, and anise was the go-to remedy for everything from a child's cough to a colicky infant's distress. The hosts are synthetic voices. From the Wikipedia article “Paregoric”: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paregoric
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