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Is That Even a Skill? · Talking Shed

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Welcome back to the Talking Shit.
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Podcast To my Left, The Brojustye from the Valley, The
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Charged Down King, The Intercepte, Gojustar Sensei.
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Tomorrow, bro Machu too much guys from the caps back
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champagne puppy G6. Yo, welcome back to the talking
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Shit podcast. You're here with Josiah Machu,
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bringing you the latest in sports, pop culture and last big
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questions. On today's episode, we're going
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to be talking about the following things.
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I fell victim to my Mrs. tactics, sales tactics.
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Touching TLS and playing over 30s.
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Is it a skill to cook certain foods?
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And our dream sponsors. And for a good one here.
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Hey bro. Yeah, bro, there's some, there's
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some goodies. I think it's all stuff relative
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to all we've been going through recently.
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Yeah, a lot of pain. That's Hey bro, how's the
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joints? Something in our teeth.
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Oh bro yeah I'll go first fast. So I just went down to Coffs
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Harbour and Aussie for touching TLS.
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My first ever over 30s comp but I was right on the cutoff for
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95. It felt a bit ER.
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Say, is it? Is that like a an achievement?
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But I feel like if I feel like at 30 you should Loki still be
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playing open mints so but like. On on 30 you're talking.
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About yeah, yeah, like I feel like over 30s is made for like
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35 plus yeah Brian, that's what it was.
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That's honestly like some of the games.
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I felt like like you, you feel athletic as you feel athletic as
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bro, because I was going like some of the people in our team
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and stuff are like 40 plus and but but I really showed that I
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was meant for that grade because my knees started giving out.
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But honest to God, my my hammy, my knees the first day I was
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like scooping both straight through.
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Then after that I was struggling a like just trying to make it
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through the tournament. But it's a it's a weird grade
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because it's when you play 30s, it's a mixture between the dudes
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that have just come off like open men's, the dudes that are
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like real gun. And then half the team will be
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them and half the team will be just the fillings and some old
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dudes that are like just just came for a run around.
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And so it's a big mix mix. It was crack up though bro, Like
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a crack up group of boys we went with and it's just when you get
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to over 30s and you obviously all adults on that bro, mean
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arguments, meanest arguments a like.
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You should have done this. Yeah, bro, get on.
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Why are you not getting? Up and then it's like, bro,
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you're. Supposed to be up.
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You're supposed to. Be up, but yeah, why?
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Was there 7 on the? Field like bro, the meanest
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arguments A like I I, I never even usually like that as well,
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but like there's just something when when you're 30, bro, when
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you're 30, someone yells at you. You feel like you just need to
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yell yell back at the OHH. So the arguments are doing the
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sideline. Yeah, we caked it in the semi as
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well. We lost in a drop off in the
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semi. Yeah, but no, it wasn't.
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It wasn't mean talking. I'll be in that great, I think
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for the next 20 years. So that's me.
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Well, bro, you see, there's some some, you know, some decently
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old fellas. Like bro, old is 35 plus, you
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know, when it comes to sports now.
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Yeah, but 100% you're saying that some of these fellows who
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obviously well known in the touch scene, bro, are still
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jamming hard in open mints? Bro so Jeremy and Dylan
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Hennessy, probably the two most famous touch players of all
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time, still playing open mints. That's crazy.
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And I don't want to put any smut on the name, but I think they're
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40. Wow.
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Yeah, wow. But and like carving, carving.
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That's mad, bro. Yeah, so.
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Loki. That's Goldsboro when you reach
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that age. Yeah, 100%.
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That's my. That's what I was looking at
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them and thinking. That's what I want to be like.
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But Loki, they're better than me.
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And I'm. 30 You got to talk to them about what performance and
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heart they're. On bro Oh bro do.
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We want to talk about that. The real LeBron, Yeah.
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Yeah, hard. Hard.
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No, exactly. That's great.
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Oh, bro. Well, congratulations, bro.
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That's all. Thanks.
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That's mad. That's mad that you actually,
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you know, even even got down there achieved that, bro.
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I actually heard some good news from some people I know.
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Hey, that that seen you out there?
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Yeah, Brand. They were like, bro, he's
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actually a mean player. I'm not, I'm not I'm not trying
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to I'm not I'm not riding you right now, bro.
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But bro, people actually came up to me and they were like, bro,
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you'll meet Machi. He's hot.
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He's hot. That's because I was ever did.
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I was targeting a 50 year old. I said bro, if you're 50 G,
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you're standing in running me. I'm gone.
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Yeah, easy targets. Easy targets, no.
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Yeah. But that that was my up there.
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What about you? Barry, I fell victim to my
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partner sales tactics recently in the weekend.
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She like, oh, over the past few, like I'd say a few months, you
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know, she's, she's been hinting, like suddenly prompting me about
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certain things that she wants. She already got a got a ring,
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what else does she want? Bro yeah bro, go tell her here.
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Oh man, bro. So anyway, she was suddenly
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prompting about Uggs. She really wanted Uggs.
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Uggs. So she bought me Uggs.
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Obviously you have Uggs. I think she and I might have
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Uggs probably, you know, Addie as well.
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Yeah. Anyway.
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And so she felt like she was the only one left out.
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Yeah. And so over the weekend she was
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like, oh, I want to go up to. What's that?
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What's that shopping outfit? Nah, not PEC fair.
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What's the shopping out there? Though.
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You know what I'm talking. About Harbour Town.
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Harbour town. That's it.
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And so she goes, oh, can we just go up there and look for some,
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you know, clothes, you know, obviously leading into summer.
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And I was like, bro, we're still in the middle of winter.
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We're like, oh. She's trying to summer shop,
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Yeah. Yeah, she's trying to, yeah.
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Shop I like that. Thank you and.
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And I was like, yeah, sweet, all good, you know, because I
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probably wanted to look at a few things as well.
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Anyway, we went up there, bro. When she she seen Uggs, the
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store. Yeah.
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And I know inside her head, that was always the plan to go to
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Uggs. Oh yeah, you know, but she just
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hinted at something else. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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So she she pulls me in, bro. And she, you know, there's that,
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you know that probably you've been through the same thing with
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your partner, Shania, where they're, they're hinting that
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they want it. Yeah.
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But then they go and they say, Nah, I'll get it next time.
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Yeah. What?
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You know little Nah. That's a little bit too more
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expensive than you don't have to give me.
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Like if you really love me, you would.
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But yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. And all, like, should I buy it?
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Should I not? Should I buy it?
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And I was like, you know what? And I pretty much got to a point
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where I said, look, if you really want it, I'll have it
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with you. Did you say that?
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I'm not drinking bro. Wait, was this supposed to be a
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prison to her or was it? No, it was just.
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Oh, that's nice of you then. Yeah, Yeah, I'm not having it.
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But if you want it, it's not your birthday.
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You've got to. Buy it bro.
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I know anyway, bro. So I said to her when we first
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went until I said look at the end of the day, if you don't
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want it, we can always come back if you change your mind.
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Yeah. So we left the store.
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But before we left the store, the lady and Hannah goes up to
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her and goes, how much is it? And she goes, oh, it's $260.
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Oh damn. You know, like that.
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Is that how much uggs are? Yeah, I think so.
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Well, then that's what it was when we went up there.
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Anyway, as soon as she said 360, I looked at Hannah's face and
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she looked at me and she was like, oh, that's a bit steep,
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you know? And I was like, oh, we'll go.
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If you really want them, we'll come back.
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We'll split it. You don't love it in the store,
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you're not going to like it at home.
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Bro, we lasted like a minute out of the store and she turns
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around and she said would you really have it with me?
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And I just. And you thought you were out of
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the day. You thought you were like damn.
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It bro, I thought I was away. I really thought I was out of
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the day. Anyway, we get back in the
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store, she buys that day and I was like you actually usual
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sales so. Did you go halfway?
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I thought I helped. Her out break I helped.
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You're a good dude. Bro Yeah, yeah, no.
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I'd have been like, you better really like this if you're going
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to play full full. Full price.
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Well I don't think she's ever taken them off since she's
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bought them bro. So she's still got them off.
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Yeah, that's good then. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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So that's what, you know, update, man.
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Hey look, I fell victim to, you know, someone that works in
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sales. You got to be careful hey bro
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because they know what you're thinking and like how to
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manipulate your. She's lucky turning into a
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manipulator, bro. I got to be careful man.
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Anyway, that's my update man, yo.
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And yeah, I think I need to ask for something, you know, bigger
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than this for me. Oh, bro, Yeah, she thinks she
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has you, bro. Really, you were just laying the
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scene for your next movie, yo. That's safe because she doesn't
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even listen to our podcast anyway, Richard.
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Yeah, neither. Anyway, that's my update.
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So in this segment we're going to be talking about is it a
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skill to cook certain foods? Now, the reason why I really
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want to do this one is because I know a few people, right?
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And they say that it's a skill to cook particular food.
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Can you guess what that food is? No.
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What is it? Bro, it's eggs.
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I kind of just like anyone that, you know, says it's a skill to
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cook eggs. I'm kind of just like, bro,
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you're an egg. Yeah, you know what I mean?
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Like. Bro 100% what?
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What kind of eggs are they cooking?
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Bro just. Standard eggs, like just fry
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them or OK, low key, I think it might be a skill to cook poached
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eggs. I'm not joking.
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Yeah, because that's a bit hard. Because then you crack it in the
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next minute like bro why is it? Why is it everywhere?
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Why have I not even got anything?
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Yeah I just. I don't know bro.
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It frustrates me when people say it's a skill to cookie.
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But I have a mate Jack Miller shout out he thinks he's a chef
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because he watched 1 Gordon Ramsay video about how to do
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scrambled eggs. That's a mixing one.
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Yeah, you're supposed to. Mix it in the pan and then you
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put some cream in, some butter in and you're not supposed to
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salt and pepper it until after it's been cooked.
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OK, Bar. And he, I remember he'd always
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cooked scrambled eggs. Like he was doing something and
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I was just looking at him. You're not a chef, bar.
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You're just just just scrambled eggs.
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It tastes the same. It bugs me.
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Hey, it bugs me. And people are like, man, it's a
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real school, you know? Like, you know.
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I have a hot take on this actually, but I reckon cooking
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is the most overrated skill. What of all time?
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But I don't even reckon it's a skill straight up actual, I
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reckon it's it's more of a person.
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Like it shows that you're able to take time and take your time
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on something and and do something to a good standard.
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But bro, you're not. You're not good at something if
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you're following a recipe. OK.
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Yeah, actually that's a good point.
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Like because if, if, if you, if you're just following a recipe,
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bro, our skill is playing the guitar or singing or getting a
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hold of one in golf. But you'll see you're I, I think
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of cooking as a recipe is like you're a mini putt and you putt
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it into one of those pipes and it just drops it into the hole
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for you. But like you, you have all the
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steps stepped out for you and you're just following it.
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But that's not a skill. And then people will, people
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will somewhere, some of my mates putting, putting a chicken in
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the barbecue and then they'll bring it out like Caitlyn, this
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is you. And then, and then he brings it
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out and he's like, oh, look at this mean cook, bro.
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You just put it in the BBQ. I could have done that.
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And I'm not even a good cook, bro.
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And it's like you. But what, what, what could they
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say? Like, oh, you need to know what
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heat to put it on, bro. The recipe told me what heat to
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put it on. They told me exactly the the
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seasoning to put on. Step by step.
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By step by step. So these people acting like
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being a cook is their personality like.
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I can hold on, but to counter this right, what about someone
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that doesn't follow a recipe and they do it on the spot?
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Would you then consider that a skill?
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Yeah, that's more of a skill, OK, But I still don't OK, I need
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to be careful because my masters might hear this and stop cooking
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for me. But I really respect people that
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cook for me because I'm like, bro, they took time out of their
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day to like to prepare a plate for me.
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And I and I and I love that. But I could do that like, but
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it's it's like, it's not like you just did a kick flip, you
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know what I mean? Yeah bro, like.
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Yeah, do a front side. Yeah.
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And then bro, the other thing in in cooking I feel like is the
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main thing is having all the tools and stuff and having these
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specific tools. And maybe it's a little bit
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knowing how to use them. But when you're comparing skills
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like using that, doing that compared to bro being able to
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play Red Hot Chili papers on the guitar, it's like, bro, you
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can't compare. That's not a skill give.
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It away. Maybe baking.
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Yeah. Maybe I.
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Don't. Can you bake?
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Can I bake? Oh, you did that mean cheesecake
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thing, eh, That one time that was pretty good.
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But I did follow a recipe, so maybe not.
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That's maybe. You know, could you have done it
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like no recipe, no ingredients of or like measurements or
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anything like that? Could you have free start it?
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I'm. Going to be afraid?
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Probably not. Because you need to know
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exactly. Yeah, yeah.
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But see, yeah, I don't know. See, because what I struggle
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with, see, I can cook for the messes, but I can't cook for
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like 2 people or three people. Yeah, Yeah, to the T is what I'm
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saying. Without knowing the amount of
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ingredients I I need, yeah, that's where I would struggle I
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reckon. Here's another I guess segue to
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it is so because I before I meet my partner, I live by myself,
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just by myself and more my dinners and stuff.
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What I have now compared to what I had to put when I was by
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myself is just like day and night day.
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Because like I could, I could put an effort and cook for two
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hours and make a mean meal. But but what I'm trying to get
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out of a meal is just make me fool.
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Don't spend too much money and just make it healthy ish like.
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But I'm just trying to get in and out of the kitchen and not
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stress myself out too much. Bro when my Mrs. is cooking
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she's had four different pots. I swear she's going like mixing
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the chicken in here with one seasoning transfer all to this
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pot mix the seasoning transfer. I'm like bro you just use 5 pots
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and now I've got to clean them all.
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Because that's the deal way. Yeah, 'cause she she clean, but
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like, you know, you're just doing too much sometimes and I
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feel like it's just stressing everybody out.
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Yeah. Yeah, stressing the two of you.
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Because I'm looking at the pot stack.
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Oh hell. Am I in the butt on?
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Yeah, no, I do have to agree with that because I feel the
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same too. And one thing that actually
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really bugs me when people cook is when they don't clean at the
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same time. Yeah, I grew up like my dad, for
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example, and my mom is a good example of this.
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My mom would never clean as she cooks.
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My dad would clean as she cooks. Oh, yeah.
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And I picked up that trait. So when I cook, I clean.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that when the person, for
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example, if you were the 1, supposed to clean up at the end
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of the day. Yeah, Yeah.
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All you really had to do was just the the plates.
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The plates. Yeah.
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You know what I mean? Yeah.
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That's just the way I was brought up around my dad.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. So when I first met my partner.
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Bro she is like Mount Everest. Oh, my bro, Mount Kilimanjaro,
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bro, just like the most terrible amount of pots and pans all over
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the place, bro. You know, like I had to.
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Yeah, again, same thing. Clean up everything.
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I was in your boat, bro. Yeah, I was in your boat, bro.
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And I felt like I never, ever got through them, you know, in
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an efficient amount of time. Yeah.
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Yeah. So anyway, yeah, I don't know.
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I don't know. Anyway.
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But I'll tell you what. It is a skill when it does come
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to cooking eggs, poached eggs. And that one that they do in
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Japan, Have you seen that one? No, They put over rice, bro, And
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it's almost like an omelet. And then what they do, they cut
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it and then it just like fault that flaps open.
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Have you seen it? No bro, it's actually it's
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pretty impressive. Oh bro, I'm thinking about it
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now. What about moldy Einstein on
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TikTok Brown I cannot shut up Murray Einstein.
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Gee, I can't stop watching you like the whenever I see you,
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it's the most like it looks Yum ass and so unhealthy though.
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But he puts so much butter on all his stuff and then he but at
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lunch at work, we'll cook a full 500 milligrams of mints and put
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the whole 500 milligrams of mints and one burger.
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So bro, shut up Marty Einstein. I want to collab.
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Can we collab bro? Bro going back on this, this is
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what I was talking about. Have you seen this?
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Do Asian people use chopsticks? To cook, go.
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Into. Hot frying pan, that's how.
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That doesn't. Seem very efficient, but.
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Then I had. Some they do.
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Use them to cook that the. Inside is a little bit
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overcooked so I have to try it one more time.
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Our pants. Could never.
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I'm trying to make the Japanese style on it.
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Wow. That's mean.
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That's pretty impressive though. That's pretty impressive.
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Look. Up I don't know what it's a
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Japanese anyone that wants to know what we were just watching
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it's a Japanese omelette over rice or whatever search it up.
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It is impressive that's. I don't know the chopstick
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cooked. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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They use that heat spray. Use a heat spray.
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It would actually be all they like.
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Steaks and stuff, just flipping it, it just hurts my.
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Fingers. That's like.
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Arthritis. Yeah, yeah.
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'Cause it pushes down, Yeah, I don't.
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Know I don't know anyway, so I don't know if it is a skill to
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cook, but I think I think both you and I agree, no.
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Anyone I know, anyone I know. No, you're not a cook.
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You're it's not. Don't try and throw it down
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everyone's face that you're a good cook bro because you follow
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the recipe. But unless you're my mum.
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That's what I was about to say. Nothing beats Mum's cooking
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break. And that's a that's a fact.
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Yeah, that's a fact. When I go home, I know I'm in
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for a good one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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So remind us. Yeah.
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For our Sigma of the Week, so we got our dream sponsors.
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So we're talking about things that say we are hugely famous
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LeBron James or where Michael Phelps or these type of guys.
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What are the three sponsors that your dream sponsors that you
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would have? So you're getting free
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everything from them, you're getting hooked up with all their
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gears and whatever other life comes comes with those sponsors,
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mate, we. Were taking a look at some
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athletes hey and we'll bring some of them up later on, but
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mate, some of the deals they're on is insane.
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Oh bro. Like actually.
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Insane. Completely.
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Separate to their like to their sports contracts or anything
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like that as well. So it's bro, 'cause I heard, I
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heard a thing with Jason Tatum and all those guys, they don't
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spend any of the NBA contract. All they spend is the
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endorsement deals. Wow.
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So the Jason Tatum just signed a $350,000,000 extension.
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Yeah, and saving it all banking. It that interest?
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Would be going crazy. Yeah, it would.
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It would. Actually it would.
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Anyway, I'll kick it off mate. My first sponsor, you know that
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brand that I would love to sponsor me, bro, is Lululemon.
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Yeah, bro, I don't know what they are, bro, but they are just
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doing something in the game right now, especially in the
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athlete scene where I don't know, I look at it and I'm like,
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bro, I want that. Yeah, it's.
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So comfy as well yeah it's stupidly comfy we're.
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Speaking about socks and undies. Undies, bro, the shorts you just
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like when you're when you're shopping there and you just
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feel, feel the shorts and you go, yeah.
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I just want. To buy that I know.
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Well, a good example of that, bro, is they they create or
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they've created on their line dress pants.
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Oh yeah. For, for like, yeah, the tires.
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Yeah, same. Yeah.
19:13
And I was like, bro, why hasn't why haven't no one thought of
19:16
this before? Yeah.
19:18
And bro. Instantly I was like, I can use
19:20
that for a dresser, tire, golfer, golf.
19:23
Yeah bro, quite a few things, you know, but there there's,
19:26
there's quite a few things yeah that I I like from them.
19:28
So yeah, looted lemon would have to be my first one, eh bro?
19:31
And. I, I would choose them over Nike
19:33
or anything. If you've noticed recently, bro
19:36
Nike is so terrible. All this stuff bro, the quality
19:41
is so bad. Like all their labels and stuff
19:45
they have on their on their stuff feels like it's just been
19:49
sellotape though, like glue start glued on like you could
19:51
just peel it off and it just doesn't comfy when you compare
19:54
it to Lululemon and everything. But I reckon Nike has to be one
19:57
of the biggest fall offs. I think they changed from
20:01
management. Oh, management was it, I think
20:03
I. Think they did, because I
20:05
actually heard about this something recently in one of
20:07
these podcasts that I listened to and I was just talking about
20:10
how they've. Yeah, they've they they since
20:13
what's the name? Phil Knight, the owner, he kind
20:16
of handed reins over to others and pretty much he has kind of
20:19
gone downhill from there. So then I think recently they've
20:21
just employed someone new to obviously bring that crap back,
20:25
bro. And.
20:25
All their shoes have fallen off as well.
20:27
Like bro, they used to have the best shoe releases that recently
20:30
just been trying to drop all these all these old, old school
20:35
shoes, but they be just doing it like real badly and not hyping
20:38
them up and just doing it Willy nilly kind of thing.
20:41
And it's just taking all the prestige out of it.
20:43
Are they they're? Probably just relying on their
20:45
name. Now they are.
20:46
Yeah, 100% yeah. And their path.
20:48
Yeah, you know, but like new. Balance and then Adidas sort of
20:51
like Anthony Edwards shoe bro, they all suddenly catch up over
20:55
Essex. Essex is low key long.
20:57
Yeah, it has. So yeah, bro, I'll definitely
21:00
take little lemon. That is probably my top
21:02
sportswear as well. All right, you meant.
21:03
But. My 1:00 I've got a little bit of
21:06
left field. Yeah, my my first sponsor on
21:09
taking Airbnb here. Get our boys.
21:13
Yeah, boy. That's our holiday every
21:15
weekend. We want to stay, boys.
21:17
I got us golf trip somewhere. We're going to Europe.
21:20
We've got us in every different city.
21:22
Give me the. Discount, but I wonder.
21:24
If it's actual thing, surely maybe it.
21:26
Is. I don't know.
21:27
Well, they're a public company. Yeah.
21:29
Oh, maybe you don't even need to Yeah, you can be a private and a
21:31
public, I guess. Yeah, yeah.
21:33
Man, that's actually a good one. Yeah, I do like that I've.
21:35
Got a bit of left field? Nah, that's.
21:36
Good. That's good.
21:38
Look, for me, I've not so much left field, but because I do
21:41
think this is a pretty common one for certain individuals, but
21:45
I've gone Skyscanner that. Is uncommon as boy what I'm
21:49
sponsored by a Skyscanner or like sponsored?
21:51
By an airplane. Oh, what is it?
21:53
Oh yeah. Airline.
21:54
Airline, yeah, I think. That is something bro, if you
21:57
could. Get sponsored by a Skyscanner.
21:58
That'd be gone, right? I'm.
21:59
Telling you I am flying everywhere, every single day.
22:02
But Skyscanner, all that would do is all they do is find the
22:08
flights. Not only.
22:09
But they have that they link to every airline.
22:12
Nah, you. Stuffed off?
22:13
Nah, Nah. You're just getting.
22:14
You're just getting. Found the flights.
22:16
You have to pay for flights. Nah, I'm getting them to pay for
22:19
my flights. You make sure you book me on a
22:22
seat everywhere we go. But that's me.
22:25
I'm gonna go Skyscanner. Hey, I want the discount, so I
22:27
want them free flights. Yeah.
22:29
So I'm going Uber HG my second one.
22:31
Love it. But I.
22:32
Ain't cooking. We just talked about cooking
22:34
being overrated, and I'm doubling down on that because
22:36
I'm ubereating every night. But we're going GYG followed by
22:41
Oporto's. But the $20 meal from Oporto's
22:44
is Gan Maccas. And then just ubereating.
22:48
Like, can you overeat like Woolies and stuff like that?
22:50
I don't know. Probably, yeah.
22:52
Man, have you heard about this whole AI agent stuff?
22:54
No, it's pretty crazy bro. What is it?
22:57
So it's. It's pretty much where you like,
22:59
let's just use Chachi BT as an example, right?
23:01
You prompt the agent, right? For example, get me a coffee and
23:08
it will literally link to someone who will go and get your
23:12
coffee, bring it to you, kind of like Uber Eats.
23:15
So you literally just prompt this thing to do that and it's
23:17
got your details, your credit card details, pays it, does all
23:20
of it for you, brings it in. Is it a thing?
23:22
Right now it's a thing. Right now, I'm not joking.
23:24
It's been proven. Yeah, bro.
23:26
So like, you and me were sitting here and we wanted like a fee.
23:29
Yeah. Like, go get me sushi.
23:31
Yeah. It'll literally prompt a whole
23:33
software processing system and someone.
23:36
Will go and someone will go. Get it like it would be and
23:38
bring it to us and they'll literally knock on our door and
23:40
be like, did someone order sushi?
23:42
Yeah. And then we go, yeah.
23:44
So it's pretty crazy, man. It's pretty crazy.
23:46
Connor, to add to your one, my last one is, mate, inflation's
23:51
pretty high and things are getting more expensive, so I
23:56
need my ass to be covered when it comes to food and groceries.
23:58
So I'm going Kohl's and Willies AI need to be sponsored by the
24:01
environment. Would you?
24:02
Would you? Choose Kohl's and Willies over
24:03
Lululemon. Oh yeah, probably because it's a
24:08
need a that's a must have, but you'll.
24:11
Be in all the fresh gears. Nah, you gotta get calls on
24:15
Woolies, bro, mate, to feel like I'm never gonna die because I
24:20
got food at my, you know, yeah, at my disposal.
24:23
I'm kinda like, yeah, I'm gonna get calls on Woolies.
24:25
Yeah, just to. I'm just gonna go for my last
24:30
pick. I have.
24:32
I'm throwing it up. Yeah, no, I'm damn like everyone
24:35
loves Lamborghini Ferraris and stuff bro, but you cannot beat
24:39
Toyota. G over engineered gets you from
24:42
A to B everywhere you need for 100.
24:44
Years. For 100 years you're off the
24:46
clocks, you're a million KS bro. I need that.
24:50
Get me through my lifetime. No little services as possible.
24:54
Yeah, I don't want to change be changing the oil or anything
24:56
like reliability. That's what.
24:59
You can trust me bro, that's what.
25:00
Exactly. Reliability, liability.
25:02
That's what I'm sponsored by, pretty much.
25:04
When I can't rely on anything, I can rely on to a Yeah, that's
25:07
that's actually a good one. The same.
25:08
How many of these corollas? Do that still exist from the
25:11
1960s? Bro that.
25:13
Was the thing, yeah. Literally, Yeah, I.
25:17
Don't know, but you guys let us know, man.
25:18
Let us know what you guys reckon.
25:20
What are you getting sponsored by?
25:21
But just to kind of round things up, we did want to let you guys
25:24
know a few athletes in their endorsement deals because, bro,
25:27
some of that stuff is off the chain.
25:29
Yeah, it's. Crazy.
25:30
So bro, First off the bat, LeBron James here's a lifetime
25:33
endorsement deal since 2015 with Nike and it's estimated to be
25:38
over a billion dollars. That's.
25:40
Insane bro. Includes royalties from his
25:43
signature shoe line and apparel, making it one of the most
25:46
lucrative athlete endorsements in history.
25:48
Bro imagine. That so if that was in 2015 and
25:51
he's 40, bro, he, he signed that at 30 years of age, Yeah.
25:54
Yeah, damn, that's crazy. 2015 when you really.
25:57
You think about it that way, that's like damn bro, lifetime
26:00
deal. What does lifetime?
26:02
Deal mean means for the rest. Of his life he is endorsed by
26:05
Nike so he can't actually go out and let's just say that he has a
26:09
shoe line which he does I think he has a shoe line on Nike yeah
26:12
yeah, he does yeah so he can't go to any other brand join join
26:15
the rest of his life yeah so he's locked in bro and that's
26:19
why it's crazy to me that that people like him have are still
26:23
in Nike when we're just talking about how bad their their
26:26
product line is yeah you know so he must have seen something in
26:29
there well they trapped. Them or they got them.
26:31
The lifetime deal? They cuffed them up.
26:33
I know they got LeBron. On the lifetime deal, then they
26:35
said, you know what stuff the production we got LeBron.
26:41
Yeah, next one is Cristiano Ronaldo, now CR7, all right,
26:45
He's his Mcname CR. Seven.
26:47
I think so. There's a week.
26:48
No, because his number, his number's 7, so I reckon.
26:51
The more I think about it, bro, the more corny Cristiano
26:55
Ronaldo, you reckon? I reckon he's corny A He thinks
26:58
his ads are hot, but he thinks he's on, bro.
27:00
I reckon he's a bit corny bro. He is 40.
27:02
Something. Now imagine that oh, maybe he's
27:05
40, I don't know. As if your.
27:06
Name's CR7. That's off OK, but it's.
27:08
Football CRC. On the joints I don't.
27:11
Know, bro? So here's one.
27:15
He's got a lifetime deal as well.
27:16
Lifetime endorsement signed in Oh, I can't I don't actually
27:19
don't know when it was signed, but anyway, again valued at
27:22
approximately $1 billion too 10s of.
27:25
Millions annually. That's insane.
27:28
Yeah. Don't fall back.
27:30
Or that's it. No.
27:30
No, that's true, man, that's true.
27:32
Like right. And he's still going hard.
27:33
He's getting paid in the, in the.
27:35
I think his thing is like, Nah, I'm not gonna say, isn't he in?
27:38
Saudi or something? Yeah, he is.
27:39
I was gonna say his, his contract's like a billion
27:41
dollars a year there, but it's, it's not, it has to.
27:43
Be bro, you're playing there. Who do you want to go there?
27:48
Everyone that wants to retire. And I know, I know it's trash.
27:52
That's free, probably. Tax free too, aren't they?
27:54
Man, he'll probably be playing in the next World Cup.
27:56
At this stage I ain't even gone a lot.
27:58
Give it up bro. You got a weak nickname.
28:02
Next one bro I want. To go to Conor McGregor, who's
28:09
the sponsor for oh, Monster Energy, and it's just the
28:13
ongoing sponsorship, fairly undisclosed.
28:16
So that information I provided to you is pretty bad.
28:19
But but he's got heaps of like his own stuff as well, like the
28:23
whiskey. What's his whiskey company?
28:26
He has? I don't know boy, this research
28:27
is crazy. Yeah, but I mean, at the end of
28:32
the day, he's got something. So you know he's fallen off the
28:35
map, though I'm not gonna lie. Pro.
28:37
Yeah, he's bad. Is that a hot take?
28:38
I don't know, but he is. He's definitely fallen off for
28:41
her, yeah. I do want to bring up this
28:43
individual before we wrap it up. Tiger Woods sponsored by Nike.
28:46
Now he's not like he's on his own, so he's not sponsored.
28:49
By Nike now? Well, no so.
28:50
This is the thing. So it ended in Jan 2024, right,
28:54
But he signed this as a 27 year partnership with Nike and it was
28:58
estimated over 500 million. Now, if that was 500 million of
29:02
27 years, you think about the other guys and they've got a
29:05
billion dollars, you know, but anyway, it's come to an end.
29:08
But yeah, Woods and Nike concluded their long standing
29:10
relationship, which began in 96 and included multiple contract
29:13
extensions over the years, So and did.
29:15
It get ripped up after his allegations.
29:20
No. Oh, no.
29:21
There weren't even allegations. There were actually things.
29:23
Yeah, there were things. Yeah, Nah, he met they still, I
29:26
think they still looked after him.
29:27
Well, I mean, he ended last year.
29:28
All right, so he had. It right up until last year and
29:30
now he's on, they stayed. Through the bullshit.
29:32
Yeah, I know, I know. They stayed man.
29:34
They stayed true to the man. And he straight.
29:37
Yeah, he stayed true to them, Right.
29:39
That's actually one thing I want to talk about.
29:40
He's got one of the best sponsorship commercials that
29:43
I've ever seen. Have you seen it?
29:45
It's a little chippin. Yeah.
29:46
From the side, bro. How perfect is the universe bro?
29:51
Like that whole it just, I don't know how it took, you know, and
29:55
the ball like he is it. Is it and is it the the ball
29:59
goes slow and you can see the Nike Yeah and then.
30:02
But the last, yeah, the last thing you see is the Nike tick.
30:04
Perfect. Yeah.
30:05
And then it drops into the hole, I thought.
30:07
That was like animated or something.
30:09
Nah, it's real. It's real that bro, he needed to
30:12
hit that shot too. It was like in.
30:14
It was like in one of the biggest.
30:16
Golfing tours, you know, and that's what I.
30:18
Mean we might be in a. Simulation name.
30:21
Bro are we? LeBron goes one more year.
30:25
We are bro. Mate he needs to retire.
30:27
I don't know about you, but. Bro yeah, that's crazy because
30:32
I've seen that. I thought it was animated.
30:33
Nah, that was. So the whole thing, bro was just
30:36
perfect. Like the the the scenario he was
30:38
in where he was on, you know, was that to win?
30:42
I didn't want to say it was Yeah, let's just say it was.
30:45
Yeah, let's just let's just go with it far.
30:47
That yeah, that's crazy and I just want to shout.
30:49
Out to his Katie. I think it's Steve.
30:52
I forget his last New Zealander. Kiwi bro and he stayed.
30:55
With them through and through 4, through all those championships,
30:57
you know, and they reckon the next person that's going to get
31:00
him is through all the allegations, through all.
31:02
Yeah, well, they ain't together now, so I don't know, maybe not
31:05
through. All of them, just some.
31:07
Have you seen? Some of that Tiger Woods and how
31:09
good he's been. Recently Nah like.
31:11
Just out his record? Nah.
31:13
Bro like for? The next person to beat him,
31:16
which is Scotty Schefler, Yeah. Bro, Scotty's got like 10 years.
31:21
Yeah. To even get to Tiger Woods, like
31:23
just to put it in perspective, really.
31:25
That's how so that's. What I mean, like when Nike
31:27
sponsored him, bro, they just knew, bro, that this guy is
31:30
gonna be the best. He's him, he's him.
31:32
And I'm not no joke, like Scotty Schefler, bro, in order for him
31:35
to meet or to catch up to Tiger Woods status when he was at the
31:41
top of his game, bro, he's got another 10 years of winning.
31:44
Really. It's insane, bro.
31:46
And like when I say 10 years bro, it's like of winning.
31:49
Every like Heaps tournament but. Heaps.
31:52
I'm talking like I think over 100.
31:54
Shit, yeah, I'm not. Joking.
31:56
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