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The Mommies' Accidental TV Stardom · Phil and Ted's Sexy Boomer Show

• 0:04
  Hello,
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  everyone.
• 0:05
  Welcome
• 0:05
  to
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  Phil
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  and
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  Ted's
• 0:06
  Sexy
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  Boomer
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  Show.
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  I'm
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  Ted
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  Bonnitt.
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  I'm
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  Phil
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  Proctor,
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  fresh
• 0:09
  from
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  an
• 0:09
  Armenian
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  lunch
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  with
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  mysterious
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  food.
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  You
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  wear
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  it
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  well,
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  right?
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  I
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  have
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  my
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  baby
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  baklava
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  here.
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  And
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  we're
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  sitting
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  with
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  two
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  lovely
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  ladies
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  today.
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  The
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  Mommies.
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  Yes,
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  the
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  mommies.
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  The
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  Mommies.
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  More
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  like
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  grandmommies
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  Now.
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  That's
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  Marilyn
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  Kentz
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  and
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  Carol
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  Christensen.
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  Kristen
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  said
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  the
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  Danish
• 0:32
  version.
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  Easy
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  for
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  you
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  to
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  see.
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  So,
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  ladies,
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  you
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  are
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  performing
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  now
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  after
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  a
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  long
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  history
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  of
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  successful
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  performance
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  as
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  the
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  Mommies.
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  You
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  had
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  your
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  own
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  television
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  show.
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  You
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  had
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  a
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  very
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  popular
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  talk
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  show
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  for
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  a
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  long
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  time.
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  You
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  had
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  a
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  Showtime
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  special.
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  Yeah.
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  You're
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  back
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  doing
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  a
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  show
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  again,
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  and
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  you've
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  updated
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  it,
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  obviously.
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  And
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  now
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  it's
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  called
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  the
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  Last
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  Trimester.
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  And
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  it's
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  reflecting
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  on
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  your
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  accidental
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  road
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  to
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  fame
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  and
• 1:02
  how
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  easy
• 1:03
  it
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  was
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  to
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  go
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  down
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  the
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  Hollywood
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  ladder.
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  I'm
• 1:06
  telling
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  you,
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  it
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  was.
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  That
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  was
• 1:08
  the
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  easiest
• 1:08
  thing.
• 1:09
  Everybody
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  has
• 1:10
  a
• 1:10
  shelf
• 1:10
  life
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  in
• 1:11
  Hollywood,
• 1:11
  but
• 1:11
  for
• 1:11
  a
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  very
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  few.
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  Yeah.
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  I
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  always
• 1:13
  say
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  that
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  Hollywood
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  is
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  the
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  only
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  place
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  you
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  get
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  stabbed
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  in
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  the
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  front.
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  It's
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  been
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  30
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  years
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  since
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  we
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  worked
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  together.
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  That's
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  grand.
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  So
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  you
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  went
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  to
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  the
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  Heights
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  and
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  then
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  down
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  to
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  infomercials.
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  Yeah,
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  we
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  did.
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  Yes.
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  Oh,
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  pitiful
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  infomercials.
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  I
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  know.
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  Remember
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  infomercials?
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  I
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  do.
• 1:32
  We
• 1:32
  were
• 1:32
  reviewing
• 1:33
  that
• 1:33
  tape
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  the
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  other
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  day
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  and
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  was
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  like,
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  why
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  were
• 1:35
  we
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  dressed
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  like
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  dental
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  hygienists?
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  It
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  was
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  like,
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  some
• 1:38
  of
• 1:38
  the
• 1:39
  stuff
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  they
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  put
• 1:39
  us
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  in,
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  like,
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  Marilyn's
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  hair
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  in
• 1:41
  the
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  pilot
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  that
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  we
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  did
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  for
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  our
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  sitcom
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  was,
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  like,
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  ridiculous.
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  She
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  looked
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  like
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  a
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  showgirl.
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  What's
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  wrong
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  with
• 1:48
  that?
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  We're
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  gonna
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  talk
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  about
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  this
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  whole
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  arc
• 1:51
  of
• 1:52
  yours,
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  which
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  is
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  pretty
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  amazing.
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  I
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  wanna
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  start
• 1:54
  where
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  you
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  started.
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  You
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  were
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  a
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  couple
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  of
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  homemakers
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  in
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  Petaluma,
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  which
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  is
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  north
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  of
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  the
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  Bay
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  Area,
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  and
• 2:01
  you
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  were
• 2:01
  living
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  in
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  a
• 2:02
  cul
• 2:02
  de
• 2:02
  sac.
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  Yes.
• 2:03
  At
• 2:03
  the
• 2:04
  bottom
• 2:04
  of
• 2:04
  the
• 2:04
  bag.
• 2:05
  I
• 2:05
  grew
• 2:05
  up
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  on
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  a
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  dead
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  end
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  followed
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  by
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  cul
• 2:07
  de
• 2:07
  sac.
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  Oh.
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  Oh,
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  okay.
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  It
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  made
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  me
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  think
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  when
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  you
• 2:10
  talked
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  about
• 2:10
  the
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  cul
• 2:11
  de
• 2:11
  sac,
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  the
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  aspect
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  of
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  living
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  in
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  a
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  cul
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  de
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  sac.
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  I
• 2:15
  remember
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  as
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  a
• 2:15
  kid
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  finally
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  living
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  on
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  a
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  through
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  street
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  when
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  I
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  was,
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  like,
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  15
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  for
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  the
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  first
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  time.
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  And
• 2:20
  it
• 2:20
  was
• 2:20
  a
• 2:21
  psychological
• 2:21
  thing
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  about
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  cul
• 2:23
  de
• 2:23
  sacs.
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  Are
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  you're
• 2:25
  stuck.
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  Yeah,
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  we
• 2:27
  didn't
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  feel
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  stuck.
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  No.
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  The
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  sense
• 2:29
  of
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  privacy
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  and
• 2:30
  exclusion,
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  you.
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  Know,
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  Again,
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  we
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  had
• 2:32
  fun,
• 2:32
  like,
• 2:33
  gossiping
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  about
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  all
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  the
• 2:34
  other
• 2:34
  neighbors.
• 2:34
  That
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  part
• 2:35
  was
• 2:35
  fun.
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  But
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  also,
• 2:36
  the
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  cul
• 2:37
  de
• 2:37
  sac
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  was
• 2:39
  a
• 2:39
  safe
• 2:39
  place
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  for
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  our
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  young
• 2:40
  kids.
• 2:41
  That's
• 2:41
  right.
• 2:41
  And
• 2:42
  so
• 2:42
  that
• 2:42
  we.
• 2:42
  As
• 2:43
  is
• 2:43
  a
• 2:43
  dead
• 2:43
  end.
• 2:44
  Dead
• 2:44
  end.
• 2:45
  Oh,
• 2:45
  I
• 2:45
  lived
• 2:45
  in
• 2:45
  a
• 2:45
  dead
• 2:46
  end.
• 2:46
  Yeah,
• 2:46
  Dead
• 2:46
  ends
• 2:46
  are
• 2:46
  great.
• 2:47
  I'm
• 2:47
  not
• 2:48
  saying
• 2:48
  they
• 2:48
  were.
• 2:48
  I'm
• 2:48
  not
• 2:48
  denigrating
• 2:49
  them.
• 2:49
  I'm
• 2:49
  just
• 2:49
  saying
• 2:49
  that
• 2:49
  they
• 2:50
  were
• 2:50
  a
• 2:50
  particular
• 2:51
  mindset
• 2:51
  for
• 2:52
  suburban
• 2:53
  living.
• 2:53
  Suburban
• 2:54
  living,
• 2:54
  absolutely.
• 2:54
  You
• 2:55
  were
• 2:55
  talking
• 2:55
  in
• 2:55
  your
• 2:55
  show
• 2:56
  about
• 2:57
  how
• 2:57
  you
• 2:57
  felt
• 2:57
  a
• 2:58
  little,
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  I
• 2:59
  don't
• 3:00
  know,
• 3:00
  contained
• 3:00
  by
• 3:00
  that.
• 3:01
  Well,
• 3:02
  we
• 3:02
  didn't
• 3:02
  let
• 3:02
  it
• 3:02
  contain.
• 3:03
  Marilyn
• 3:04
  used
• 3:04
  to
• 3:04
  throw
• 3:04
  these
• 3:04
  elaborate
• 3:05
  parts.
• 3:05
  She
• 3:05
  did
• 3:05
  an
• 3:06
  Amish
• 3:06
  deck
• 3:06
  raising
• 3:07
  and
• 3:07
  she
• 3:08
  got
• 3:08
  the
• 3:08
  neighbors
• 3:09
  to
• 3:09
  build
• 3:09
  her
• 3:09
  deck.
• 3:10
  But
• 3:10
  she
• 3:10
  provided
• 3:11
  costumes
• 3:11
  for
• 3:12
  everybody.
• 3:12
  So
• 3:12
  all
• 3:12
  the
• 3:12
  men
• 3:13
  had
• 3:13
  to
• 3:13
  wear
• 3:13
  fake
• 3:13
  beards
• 3:14
  and
• 3:15
  all
• 3:15
  the
• 3:15
  women
• 3:15
  wore
• 3:15
  bonnets.
• 3:16
  And
• 3:16
  we
• 3:16
  cooked
• 3:16
  while
• 3:17
  the
• 3:17
  men
• 3:17
  built
• 3:17
  the
• 3:17
  deck.
• 3:18
  And
• 3:18
  damn
• 3:18
  it,
• 3:18
  she
• 3:19
  got
• 3:19
  that
• 3:19
  deck
• 3:20
  built
• 3:20
  in
• 3:20
  one
• 3:20
  day.
• 3:21
  Nice.
• 3:21
  We
• 3:22
  wanted
• 3:22
  everybody
• 3:23
  to
• 3:23
  help
• 3:23
  us
• 3:23
  build
• 3:24
  the
• 3:24
  deck.
• 3:24
  And
• 3:24
  we
• 3:25
  just
• 3:25
  for
• 3:25
  Sarah,
• 3:26
  she
• 3:26
  had.
• 3:26
  The
• 3:26
  big
• 3:26
  light
• 3:27
  up
• 3:27
  Elvis
• 3:28
  on
• 3:28
  an
• 3:28
  old
• 3:28
  Carmen
• 3:29
  Ghia
• 3:29
  on
• 3:29
  their
• 3:29
  driveway
• 3:30
  at
• 3:30
  Christmas
• 3:30
  time
• 3:31
  that
• 3:31
  she
• 3:31
  decorated.
• 3:33
  They
• 3:33
  would
• 3:33
  do
• 3:33
  like
• 3:34
  soap
• 3:34
  opera
• 3:34
  parties.
• 3:35
  And
• 3:35
  she
• 3:35
  made
• 3:35
  us.
• 3:35
  And
• 3:36
  an
• 3:36
  All
• 3:36
  My
• 3:36
  Children
• 3:36
  party.
• 3:37
  Yeah,
• 3:37
  All
• 3:37
  My
• 3:37
  Children.
• 3:38
  This
• 3:38
  was
• 3:39
  in
• 3:39
  the
• 3:39
  80s.
• 3:39
  Yeah.
• 3:40
  And
• 3:40
  everyone
• 3:40
  had
• 3:41
  to
• 3:41
  come
• 3:41
  as
• 3:42
  she.
• 3:42
  Gave
• 3:42
  us
• 3:43
  a
• 3:43
  character
• 3:43
  that
• 3:43
  you
• 3:43
  had
• 3:43
  to
• 3:44
  dress
• 3:44
  up.
• 3:44
  So
• 3:44
  she
• 3:45
  always
• 3:45
  had
• 3:45
  something
• 3:45
  up
• 3:45
  her
• 3:46
  sleeve.
• 3:46
  When
• 3:46
  I
• 3:46
  saw
• 3:46
  the
• 3:47
  show,
• 3:47
  it
• 3:47
  seemed
• 3:47
  like
• 3:47
  you
• 3:48
  were
• 3:48
  suggesting
• 3:48
  that
• 3:49
  it
• 3:49
  was
• 3:49
  a
• 3:49
  little
• 3:49
  square
• 3:49
  and
• 3:50
  you
• 3:50
  were
• 3:50
  a
• 3:50
  little
• 3:50
  bored.
• 3:51
  And
• 3:51
  a
• 3:51
  lot
• 3:51
  of
• 3:52
  women
• 3:53
  at
• 3:53
  that
• 3:53
  time
• 3:54
  would
• 3:54
  turn
• 3:54
  to
• 3:54
  other
• 3:55
  devices
• 3:55
  to
• 3:56
  maintain
• 3:56
  themselves.
• 3:57
  Like
• 3:57
  Mommy's
• 3:58
  Little
• 3:58
  Helper.
• 4:00
  Valium.
• 4:01
  Valium.
• 4:02
  Prozac.
• 4:02
  Sure.
• 4:03
  Valium
• 4:03
  was
• 4:03
  very
• 4:04
  big
• 4:04
  back
• 4:04
  then.
• 4:04
  Oh
• 4:05
  yeah,
• 4:05
  Valium
• 4:05
  was
• 4:06
  big.
• 4:06
  Yeah.
• 4:06
  I
• 4:07
  remember
• 4:07
  taking
• 4:07
  Valium
• 4:07
  once.
• 4:08
  Cause
• 4:08
  I
• 4:08
  worked
• 4:08
  at
• 4:08
  a
• 4:08
  pharmacy
• 4:09
  and
• 4:09
  so
• 4:09
  we
• 4:10
  got
• 4:10
  to.
• 4:10
  We
• 4:10
  always
• 4:10
  have
• 4:10
  samplers.
• 4:12
  I
• 4:13
  took
• 4:13
  a
• 4:13
  Valium
• 4:13
  and
• 4:14
  I
• 4:14
  thought,
• 4:14
  this
• 4:14
  is
• 4:15
  so
• 4:15
  absolutely
• 4:16
  enjoyable.
• 4:17
  I
• 4:17
  will
• 4:17
  never
• 4:18
  take
• 4:19
  it
• 4:19
  again.
• 4:19
  I
• 4:19
  have
• 4:19
  to
• 4:19
  take
• 4:19
  it
• 4:20
  again.
• 4:20
  Won't
• 4:20
  ever
• 4:20
  take
• 4:21
  it
• 4:21
  again.
• 4:22
  So
• 4:22
  I
• 4:22
  used
• 4:22
  to
• 4:23
  take
• 4:23
  it
• 4:23
  before
• 4:23
  I
• 4:23
  dropped
• 4:24
  acid.
• 4:25
  Oh
• 4:25
  God.
• 4:25
  That
• 4:26
  was
• 4:26
  a
• 4:26
  good
• 4:26
  idea
• 4:26
  though.
• 4:27
  You
• 4:27
  could
• 4:27
  Valium
• 4:28
  down.
• 4:29
  It
• 4:29
  was
• 4:29
  a
• 4:29
  nice
• 4:30
  trip.
• 4:30
  Nothing
• 4:30
  scary.
• 4:31
  But
• 4:32
  dropping
• 4:32
  acid
• 4:32
  was
• 4:33
  difficult.
• 4:33
  Cause
• 4:33
  I
• 4:33
  couldn't
• 4:33
  always
• 4:34
  find
• 4:34
  it.
• 4:34
  It
• 4:35
  was
• 4:35
  on
• 4:35
  the
• 4:35
  carpet.
• 4:37
  Get
• 4:37
  down
• 4:37
  on
• 4:37
  all
• 4:38
  floors.
• 4:38
  I
• 4:39
  think
• 4:39
  we're
• 4:39
  both
• 4:39
  restless
• 4:40
  souls,
• 4:40
  to
• 4:40
  be
• 4:40
  honest.
• 4:41
  She
• 4:41
  literally
• 4:42
  lived
• 4:42
  across
• 4:42
  the.
• 4:44
  And
• 4:44
  the
• 4:44
  first
• 4:44
  day
• 4:44
  I
• 4:44
  met
• 4:45
  her,
• 4:45
  she
• 4:45
  was
• 4:46
  trying
• 4:46
  to
• 4:46
  get
• 4:46
  her
• 4:47
  cat
• 4:47
  off
• 4:47
  the
• 4:47
  roof.
• 4:48
  And
• 4:48
  she
• 4:48
  was
• 4:48
  wearing
• 4:49
  a
• 4:49
  very
• 4:50
  suggestive
• 4:52
  nightgown
• 4:53
  and
• 4:53
  was
• 4:53
  hanging
• 4:54
  out
• 4:54
  her
• 4:54
  window.
• 4:54
  She
• 4:55
  couldn't
• 4:55
  see
• 4:55
  the
• 4:55
  cat,
• 4:56
  but
• 4:56
  she's
• 4:57
  trying
• 4:57
  to
• 4:57
  feel
• 4:57
  for
• 4:57
  it
• 4:58
  on
• 4:58
  the
• 4:58
  roof.
• 4:58
  And
• 4:59
  I
• 4:59
  thought,
• 4:59
  that's
• 4:59
  an
• 4:59
  interesting
• 5:00
  neighbor.
• 5:02
  And
• 5:03
  then
• 5:03
  she
• 5:03
  started
• 5:04
  having.
• 5:04
  Which
• 5:05
  is
• 5:05
  the
• 5:05
  irony
• 5:06
  is
• 5:06
  that
• 5:06
  she
• 5:07
  started
• 5:07
  doing
• 5:08
  parenting
• 5:09
  classes
• 5:09
  out
• 5:09
  of
• 5:09
  her
• 5:09
  house.
• 5:10
  And
• 5:10
  I
• 5:10
  was
• 5:11
  a
• 5:11
  very
• 5:11
  young
• 5:11
  mother.
• 5:12
  Like,
• 5:12
  I
• 5:12
  had
• 5:12
  my
• 5:13
  first
• 5:13
  son
• 5:13
  when
• 5:13
  I
• 5:13
  was
• 5:14
  22,
• 5:14
  and
• 5:15
  I
• 5:15
  felt
• 5:15
  just
• 5:16
  really
• 5:16
  out
• 5:16
  of
• 5:16
  my
• 5:17
  league.
• 5:18
  And
• 5:18
  so
• 5:18
  I
• 5:18
  went
• 5:18
  over
• 5:18
  to
• 5:19
  her
• 5:19
  house,
• 5:19
  and
• 5:19
  they
• 5:19
  were
• 5:19
  actually
• 5:20
  great.
• 5:20
  She
• 5:20
  did
• 5:20
  a
• 5:20
  great
• 5:21
  job.
• 5:21
  Marilyn's
• 5:21
  a
• 5:21
  really
• 5:22
  good
• 5:22
  teacher,
• 5:22
  but
• 5:23
  it
• 5:23
  was
• 5:23
  really
• 5:23
  good.
• 5:23
  It
• 5:23
  was
• 5:23
  like
• 5:24
  she
• 5:24
  had
• 5:24
  the
• 5:24
  whiteboard
• 5:25
  and,
• 5:25
  what's
• 5:26
  the
• 5:26
  issue?
• 5:26
  And
• 5:27
  then,
• 5:27
  how
• 5:27
  do
• 5:27
  you
• 5:28
  get
• 5:28
  to
• 5:28
  the
• 5:28
  issue?
• 5:29
  And
• 5:30
  it
• 5:30
  was
• 5:30
  good.
• 5:30
  It
• 5:30
  was
• 5:31
  helpful.
• 5:31
  So
• 5:31
  this
• 5:31
  is
• 5:31
  how
• 5:32
  you
• 5:32
  forged
• 5:32
  the
• 5:32
  friendship,
• 5:33
  and
• 5:33
  then,
• 5:33
  obviously,
• 5:34
  you
• 5:34
  shared
• 5:34
  a
• 5:34
  sense
• 5:34
  of
• 5:34
  humor.
• 5:35
  Yes.
• 5:35
  And
• 5:36
  then.
• 5:36
  And
• 5:37
  I
• 5:37
  did
• 5:37
  do
• 5:37
  a
• 5:37
  lot
• 5:37
  of
• 5:37
  Solid
• 5:38
  gold
• 5:38
  dancing
• 5:38
  in
• 5:38
  my
• 5:38
  garage.
• 5:39
  I
• 5:39
  was
• 5:40
  actually
• 5:40
  a.
• 5:41
  I
• 5:41
  used
• 5:41
  to
• 5:41
  do
• 5:41
  flowers
• 5:42
  for
• 5:42
  weddings
• 5:42
  as
• 5:43
  a
• 5:43
  business
• 5:43
  side
• 5:44
  business.
• 5:44
  And
• 5:45
  so
• 5:45
  I'd
• 5:45
  be
• 5:45
  out
• 5:45
  there
• 5:45
  working.
• 5:46
  All
• 5:46
  the
• 5:46
  neighbors
• 5:46
  would
• 5:46
  come
• 5:47
  by,
• 5:47
  and
• 5:47
  then
• 5:47
  we'd
• 5:47
  put
• 5:47
  on
• 5:48
  the
• 5:48
  music,
• 5:48
  and
• 5:48
  of
• 5:48
  course,
• 5:49
  I'd
• 5:49
  end
• 5:49
  up
• 5:49
  humping
• 5:49
  the
• 5:50
  garage
• 5:50
  door.
• 5:50
  And
• 5:51
  they
• 5:51
  seemed
• 5:51
  to
• 5:51
  like
• 5:51
  it.
• 5:53
  She
• 5:53
  was
• 5:53
  the
• 5:54
  fun
• 5:54
  one.
• 5:55
  How
• 5:56
  did
• 5:56
  this
• 5:56
  become
• 5:56
  a
• 5:56
  network
• 5:57
  television
• 5:57
  show?
• 5:58
  Oh,
• 5:58
  it
• 5:58
  was
• 5:59
  such
• 5:59
  an
• 5:59
  accident.
• 6:00
  We
• 6:00
  needed
• 6:00
  to
• 6:00
  get
• 6:00
  out,
• 6:01
  so
• 6:01
  we
• 6:01
  went
• 6:01
  to
• 6:01
  a
• 6:02
  drama
• 6:02
  class,
• 6:02
  and
• 6:02
  we
• 6:03
  were
• 6:03
  terrible.
• 6:03
  We
• 6:03
  saw
• 6:04
  a
• 6:04
  couple
• 6:04
  of
• 6:04
  bored
• 6:04
  suburban
• 6:05
  housewives
• 6:06
  deciding
• 6:07
  to
• 6:07
  make
• 6:07
  it
• 6:07
  in
• 6:07
  the
• 6:08
  big
• 6:08
  time.
• 6:08
  Yeah,
• 6:09
  but
• 6:09
  you
• 6:09
  weren't
• 6:09
  even
• 6:09
  aiming
• 6:10
  for
• 6:10
  that.
• 6:10
  No,
• 6:11
  not
• 6:11
  at
• 6:11
  all.
• 6:11
  So
• 6:11
  this
• 6:12
  was
• 6:12
  all
• 6:12
  accidental.
• 6:12
  This
• 6:13
  is
• 6:13
  just
• 6:13
  to
• 6:13
  get
• 6:13
  out
• 6:13
  of
• 6:13
  this
• 6:14
  house
• 6:14
  and
• 6:14
  have
• 6:14
  some
• 6:14
  fun.
• 6:15
  Yeah.
• 6:16
  We
• 6:16
  weren't
• 6:16
  good
• 6:16
  at
• 6:16
  it.
• 6:17
  And
• 6:17
  Carol
• 6:18
  was
• 6:19
  doing
• 6:19
  the
• 6:19
  oh,
• 6:20
  my.
• 6:20
  Darling,
• 6:21
  My,
• 6:22
  oh,
• 6:22
  my
• 6:23
  Lord,
• 6:24
  Dost
• 6:24
  thou
• 6:25
  need
• 6:25
  another
• 6:26
  drumstick
• 6:27
  for
• 6:27
  ye
• 6:27
  Renaissance
• 6:28
  fair?
• 6:28
  It
• 6:29
  was
• 6:29
  like
• 6:29
  every.
• 6:30
  Everything
• 6:30
  they
• 6:30
  gave
• 6:31
  us
• 6:31
  was
• 6:31
  like
• 6:31
  that.
• 6:31
  And
• 6:32
  I
• 6:32
  just
• 6:32
  said,
• 6:32
  meryl,
• 6:32
  I
• 6:33
  just.
• 6:33
  I
• 6:33
  can't.
• 6:33
  We
• 6:34
  can't
• 6:34
  do
• 6:34
  it.
• 6:35
  And
• 6:35
  then
• 6:35
  we
• 6:35
  did
• 6:35
  improv.
• 6:36
  And
• 6:36
  that's
• 6:36
  hard.
• 6:37
  Yeah,
• 6:38
  improv
• 6:38
  is
• 6:38
  very
• 6:38
  hard.
• 6:39
  And
• 6:39
  actually,
• 6:40
  one
• 6:40
  class,
• 6:41
  I
• 6:41
  didn't
• 6:41
  know
• 6:41
  what
• 6:41
  to
• 6:42
  do.
• 6:42
  And
• 6:42
  you
• 6:43
  know
• 6:43
  what
• 6:43
  she
• 6:43
  did
• 6:43
  instead?
• 6:44
  They
• 6:44
  called
• 6:44
  out,
• 6:45
  we're
• 6:45
  both
• 6:45
  up
• 6:46
  on
• 6:46
  the
• 6:46
  stage
• 6:46
  together.
• 6:47
  And
• 6:47
  they
• 6:47
  called
• 6:48
  out,
• 6:48
  whatever
• 6:48
  it
• 6:48
  was.
• 6:49
  And
• 6:50
  she
• 6:50
  didn't
• 6:50
  know
• 6:50
  what
• 6:50
  to
• 6:51
  do,
• 6:51
  so
• 6:51
  she
• 6:51
  just
• 6:52
  walked
• 6:52
  to
• 6:52
  the
• 6:52
  side
• 6:52
  of
• 6:53
  the
• 6:53
  stage
• 6:53
  and
• 6:53
  banged
• 6:54
  her
• 6:54
  head
• 6:54
  on
• 6:54
  the
• 6:55
  wall.
• 6:56
  Banging
• 6:56
  her
• 6:56
  head.
• 6:57
  I
• 6:57
  just.
• 6:58
  This
• 6:59
  is
• 6:59
  so
• 6:59
  bad.
• 7:00
  So
• 7:00
  then
• 7:00
  we
• 7:00
  left
• 7:00
  that.
• 7:01
  And
• 7:01
  then
• 7:01
  Marilyn.
• 7:01
  How
• 7:02
  did
• 7:02
  the
• 7:02
  crowd
• 7:02
  react
• 7:02
  to
• 7:03
  that?
• 7:03
  It
• 7:03
  was
• 7:03
  the
• 7:03
  other
• 7:04
  improv
• 7:04
  people
• 7:04
  who
• 7:05
  were
• 7:05
  like,
• 7:05
  oh,
• 7:06
  come
• 7:06
  on,
• 7:06
  it's
• 7:07
  my
• 7:07
  turn
• 7:07
  next.
• 7:08
  Say
• 7:08
  yes.
• 7:08
  Say
• 7:09
  yes.
• 7:09
  Yeah,
• 7:10
  say
• 7:10
  ye.
• 7:11
  And
• 7:11
  then
• 7:11
  Marilyn
• 7:12
  got
• 7:12
  the
• 7:12
  big
• 7:12
  idea.
• 7:12
  We
• 7:12
  were
• 7:13
  gonna
• 7:13
  go
• 7:13
  to
• 7:13
  the
• 7:13
  National
• 7:13
  Speakers
• 7:14
  Association.
• 7:15
  It's
• 7:15
  like
• 7:15
  a
• 7:16
  big
• 7:16
  meeting.
• 7:16
  You
• 7:16
  know,
• 7:17
  where
• 7:17
  they
• 7:17
  go.
• 7:17
  Peter
• 7:17
  Bergman
• 7:17
  used
• 7:18
  to
• 7:18
  go
• 7:18
  out.
• 7:18
  That
• 7:18
  was
• 7:18
  of,
• 7:19
  like,
• 7:19
  infomercials.
• 7:20
  That
• 7:20
  was
• 7:20
  a
• 7:20
  big
• 7:21
  market
• 7:21
  back
• 7:21
  then.
• 7:22
  It
• 7:22
  was
• 7:22
  in
• 7:22
  the
• 7:22
  90s
• 7:23
  so
• 7:23
  this.
• 7:23
  People
• 7:23
  were
• 7:24
  like,
• 7:24
  okay,
• 7:24
  I
• 7:24
  can
• 7:24
  perform
• 7:25
  without
• 7:26
  being
• 7:26
  a
• 7:26
  professional
• 7:27
  and
• 7:27
  be
• 7:27
  paid.
• 7:27
  And
• 7:28
  all
• 7:28
  you
• 7:28
  have
• 7:28
  to
• 7:28
  do
• 7:28
  is
• 7:29
  say
• 7:29
  the
• 7:29
  word
• 7:29
  paradigm
• 7:30
  over
• 7:30
  and
• 7:30
  over
• 7:30
  again.
• 7:31
  That
• 7:31
  was
• 7:32
  it.
• 7:32
  And
• 7:32
  so
• 7:32
  we
• 7:32
  went,
• 7:33
  my
• 7:33
  God,
• 7:33
  being
• 7:33
  in
• 7:34
  this
• 7:34
  room
• 7:34
  was
• 7:34
  like
• 7:35
  being
• 7:35
  with
• 7:35
  a
• 7:35
  bunch
• 7:35
  of
• 7:35
  realtors,
• 7:36
  only
• 7:36
  they
• 7:36
  didn't
• 7:37
  sell
• 7:37
  houses.
• 7:37
  Cause
• 7:37
  everybody
• 7:38
  had
• 7:38
  that
• 7:38
  look.
• 7:39
  Like
• 7:39
  the
• 7:39
  women
• 7:39
  all
• 7:40
  wore
• 7:40
  the
• 7:40
  Chanel
• 7:40
  knockoff
• 7:41
  suits
• 7:41
  with
• 7:41
  the
• 7:41
  piping,
• 7:42
  and
• 7:42
  the
• 7:42
  men
• 7:42
  wore
• 7:42
  toup.
• 7:43
  And
• 7:43
  they
• 7:43
  were
• 7:43
  all
• 7:44
  very
• 7:44
  full
• 7:44
  of
• 7:45
  themselves.
• 7:46
  And
• 7:46
  what
• 7:46
  were
• 7:46
  you
• 7:47
  supposed
• 7:47
  to
• 7:47
  do?
• 7:47
  We
• 7:48
  decided
• 7:48
  after
• 7:49
  being
• 7:49
  there,
• 7:49
  we
• 7:49
  got
• 7:49
  inspired
• 7:50
  to
• 7:50
  do
• 7:50
  humor
• 7:50
  in
• 7:50
  the
• 7:51
  workplace
• 7:51
  seminars.
• 7:51
  And
• 7:52
  we
• 7:52
  were
• 7:52
  gonna
• 7:52
  call
• 7:52
  ourselves
• 7:53
  Comedy
• 7:53
  Camp.
• 7:53
  Yes.
• 7:54
  With
• 7:54
  Kay.
• 7:55
  No.
• 7:55
  No.
• 7:55
  Oh,
• 7:56
  shut
• 7:56
  up.
• 7:56
  That's
• 7:57
  a
• 7:57
  good
• 7:57
  idea.
• 7:57
  Like
• 7:58
  Cars
• 7:58
  for
• 7:58
  Kids.
• 7:59
  And
• 7:59
  we
• 8:00
  started
• 8:00
  writing
• 8:00
  it.
• 8:00
  And
• 8:01
  literally,
• 8:01
  as
• 8:01
  we're
• 8:01
  writing
• 8:02
  the
• 8:02
  material,
• 8:02
  it's
• 8:02
  like
• 8:03
  everything
• 8:03
  really
• 8:03
  revolved
• 8:04
  around
• 8:04
  our
• 8:04
  life
• 8:05
  as
• 8:05
  mothers
• 8:05
  and
• 8:05
  trying
• 8:06
  to
• 8:06
  make
• 8:06
  it
• 8:06
  all
• 8:06
  work
• 8:06
  and
• 8:07
  work,
• 8:07
  get
• 8:07
  the
• 8:07
  kids
• 8:07
  off
• 8:08
  to
• 8:08
  school
• 8:08
  and
• 8:08
  all
• 8:09
  of
• 8:09
  that.
• 8:09
  And
• 8:09
  so
• 8:09
  I
• 8:10
  just
• 8:10
  said
• 8:10
  to
• 8:10
  Marilyn
• 8:10
  one
• 8:10
  day,
• 8:11
  oh,
• 8:11
  my
• 8:11
  God,
• 8:11
  there's
• 8:11
  nothing
• 8:12
  corporate
• 8:12
  about
• 8:12
  what
• 8:12
  we're
• 8:13
  doing.
• 8:13
  We
• 8:13
  should
• 8:13
  just
• 8:13
  be
• 8:14
  Comedy
• 8:14
  Camp
• 8:15
  for
• 8:15
  Mommies
• 8:15
  in
• 8:15
  Maryland.
• 8:15
  Goes,
• 8:16
  I
• 8:16
  know
• 8:16
  where
• 8:16
  to
• 8:16
  find
• 8:16
  them.
• 8:17
  Yeah.
• 8:17
  And
• 8:17
  that's
• 8:18
  when
• 8:18
  I
• 8:18
  called
• 8:18
  the
• 8:18
  local
• 8:19
  newspaper
• 8:19
  and
• 8:19
  told
• 8:20
  them
• 8:20
  it
• 8:20
  was
• 8:20
  a
• 8:21
  show
• 8:21
  for
• 8:21
  women
• 8:21
  who
• 8:22
  don't
• 8:22
  want
• 8:22
  sex
• 8:22
  more
• 8:23
  than
• 8:23
  once
• 8:23
  a
• 8:23
  month.
• 8:23
  And
• 8:24
  they
• 8:24
  sent
• 8:24
  a
• 8:24
  reporter
• 8:25
  right
• 8:25
  over.
• 8:26
  Literally
• 8:26
  that
• 8:27
  day.
• 8:27
  That
• 8:28
  day.
• 8:28
  Marilyn
• 8:28
  goes,
• 8:29
  you
• 8:29
  gotta
• 8:29
  get
• 8:29
  over
• 8:29
  here.
• 8:30
  And
• 8:30
  I'm
• 8:30
  like,
• 8:30
  what?
• 8:31
  And
• 8:31
  so
• 8:32
  we
• 8:32
  rented
• 8:32
  the
• 8:32
  Petaluma
• 8:33
  Women's
• 8:33
  Club.
• 8:33
  We
• 8:34
  set
• 8:34
  up
• 8:34
  100
• 8:34
  chairs,
• 8:34
  and
• 8:35
  we
• 8:35
  did
• 8:35
  our
• 8:35
  first
• 8:35
  show.
• 8:36
  And
• 8:36
  we
• 8:36
  didn't
• 8:36
  know
• 8:36
  what
• 8:36
  we
• 8:37
  were
• 8:37
  doing
• 8:37
  at
• 8:37
  all.
• 8:37
  Did
• 8:37
  you
• 8:38
  have
• 8:38
  a
• 8:38
  good
• 8:38
  show?
• 8:38
  Sold
• 8:39
  out.
• 8:39
  Wow.
• 8:39
  Totally
• 8:40
  sold
• 8:40
  out.
• 8:40
  Cause
• 8:40
  so.
• 8:41
  So
• 8:41
  we
• 8:41
  thought,
• 8:42
  okay,
• 8:42
  maybe
• 8:42
  these
• 8:42
  are
• 8:42
  just
• 8:43
  all
• 8:43
  our
• 8:43
  friends.
• 8:44
  But
• 8:45
  then
• 8:45
  we
• 8:45
  did
• 8:45
  it
• 8:45
  again.
• 8:46
  And
• 8:46
  the
• 8:46
  next
• 8:47
  article
• 8:47
  they
• 8:48
  did,
• 8:48
  I
• 8:48
  put
• 8:48
  my
• 8:48
  home
• 8:48
  phone
• 8:49
  number
• 8:49
  in
• 8:49
  the
• 8:49
  newspaper.
• 8:50
  I
• 8:50
  got
• 8:50
  300
• 8:50
  calls
• 8:50
  to
• 8:51
  my
• 8:51
  house.
• 8:51
  Wow.
• 8:52
  And
• 8:52
  I
• 8:52
  was
• 8:52
  like,
• 8:52
  okay,
• 8:53
  we're
• 8:53
  onto
• 8:53
  something.
• 8:54
  Something
• 8:54
  here.
• 8:54
  Get
• 8:55
  a
• 8:55
  nerve.
• 8:55
  And
• 8:56
  so
• 8:56
  then,
• 8:56
  from
• 8:56
  then
• 8:57
  on,
• 8:57
  it
• 8:58
  just
• 8:58
  took
• 8:58
  off
• 8:58
  like
• 8:59
  wildfire.
• 8:59
  It
• 9:00
  was
• 9:00
  crazy.
• 9:01
  That
• 9:01
  was
• 9:01
  wonderful.
• 9:02
  There
• 9:02
  were,
• 9:02
  like,
• 9:02
  comedy
• 9:03
  clubs.
• 9:03
  We
• 9:03
  would
• 9:03
  usually,
• 9:04
  we
• 9:04
  early
• 9:05
  on,
• 9:05
  talked
• 9:05
  them
• 9:05
  into
• 9:06
  letting
• 9:06
  us
• 9:06
  take
• 9:06
  their
• 9:06
  dark
• 9:07
  night.
• 9:07
  And
• 9:07
  we
• 9:07
  would
• 9:08
  get
• 9:08
  the
• 9:08
  door,
• 9:09
  and
• 9:09
  they
• 9:10
  would
• 9:10
  get
• 9:10
  the
• 9:10
  bar.
• 9:11
  And
• 9:11
  they
• 9:11
  were
• 9:11
  like,
• 9:11
  this
• 9:11
  is
• 9:11
  a
• 9:12
  good
• 9:12
  deal
• 9:12
  for
• 9:12
  us.
• 9:12
  We
• 9:12
  don't
• 9:13
  really
• 9:13
  have
• 9:13
  to
• 9:13
  do
• 9:13
  anything.
• 9:14
  And
• 9:14
  I
• 9:15
  think
• 9:15
  there
• 9:15
  was
• 9:15
  a
• 9:15
  club
• 9:16
  in
• 9:16
  Santa
• 9:16
  Rosa.
• 9:16
  We
• 9:16
  sold
• 9:17
  out,
• 9:17
  like,
• 9:17
  18
• 9:17
  months
• 9:18
  in
• 9:18
  a
• 9:18
  row.
• 9:18
  Oh,
• 9:18
  my
• 9:19
  gosh.
• 9:19
  On
• 9:19
  a
• 9:19
  Monday
• 9:19
  night.
• 9:20
  So
• 9:20
  how
• 9:20
  were
• 9:20
  you
• 9:20
  coming
• 9:20
  up
• 9:21
  with
• 9:21
  your
• 9:21
  material?
• 9:21
  How
• 9:21
  were
• 9:21
  you?
• 9:22
  Well,
• 9:22
  we
• 9:23
  liked
• 9:23
  it.
• 9:23
  I
• 9:24
  had
• 9:24
  tea.
• 9:24
  So
• 9:25
  this
• 9:25
  is
• 9:25
  really
• 9:25
  trial
• 9:26
  by
• 9:26
  fire.
• 9:27
  Oh,
• 9:27
  yeah,
• 9:27
  oh,
• 9:27
  yeah.
• 9:28
  Oh,
• 9:28
  yeah.
• 9:28
  Oh,
• 9:28
  yeah.
• 9:29
  Throw
• 9:29
  it
• 9:29
  up
• 9:29
  against
• 9:29
  the
• 9:29
  wall
• 9:30
  if
• 9:30
  it
• 9:30
  didn't
• 9:30
  work.
• 9:30
  But
• 9:31
  they
• 9:31
  just
• 9:31
  wanted
• 9:32
  to
• 9:32
  hear
• 9:32
  about
• 9:32
  their
• 9:32
  lives.
• 9:33
  And
• 9:33
  I
• 9:33
  used
• 9:33
  to
• 9:33
  say
• 9:33
  to
• 9:33
  Marilyn,
• 9:34
  oh,
• 9:34
  my
• 9:34
  God.
• 9:34
  All
• 9:35
  the
• 9:35
  male.
• 9:35
  All
• 9:35
  the
• 9:36
  comedy
• 9:36
  out
• 9:36
  there
• 9:36
  was
• 9:36
  really
• 9:37
  mostly
• 9:37
  directed
• 9:38
  at
• 9:38
  males.
• 9:38
  And
• 9:38
  they
• 9:39
  talked
• 9:39
  a
• 9:39
  lot
• 9:39
  about
• 9:40
  just.
• 9:41
  I
• 9:41
  always
• 9:41
  say
• 9:41
  it's
• 9:41
  called
• 9:41
  the
• 9:42
  woman's
• 9:42
  chooch.
• 9:42
  It's
• 9:43
  like
• 9:43
  going
• 9:43
  up,
• 9:43
  going
• 9:44
  down,
• 9:44
  around.
• 9:44
  And
• 9:45
  it
• 9:45
  was
• 9:45
  like.
• 9:45
  That
• 9:45
  was
• 9:46
  like,
• 9:46
  the
• 9:46
  last
• 9:46
  thing
• 9:46
  we
• 9:47
  cared
• 9:47
  about.
• 9:47
  It
• 9:47
  wasn't
• 9:48
  funny
• 9:48
  to
• 9:48
  us.
• 9:48
  It
• 9:48
  was
• 9:48
  like,
• 9:49
  we
• 9:49
  just
• 9:49
  want
• 9:49
  to
• 9:49
  hear
• 9:49
  about
• 9:49
  our
• 9:50
  lives.
• 9:50
  And
• 9:50
  so
• 9:50
  did
• 9:51
  these
• 9:51
  women.
• 9:51
  You
• 9:51
  didn't
• 9:51
  really
• 9:52
  have
• 9:52
  to
• 9:52
  say
• 9:52
  much.
• 9:52
  And
• 9:53
  we
• 9:53
  got
• 9:53
  a
• 9:53
  lot
• 9:53
  of
• 9:53
  material
• 9:54
  from
• 9:54
  women.
• 9:54
  Yeah.
• 9:55
  And
• 9:55
  this
• 9:55
  is
• 9:56
  in
• 9:56
  the
• 9:56
  80s
• 9:56
  was
• 9:57
  when
• 9:57
  the
• 9:57
  comedy
• 9:58
  clubs
• 9:58
  were
• 9:58
  coming
• 9:58
  up.
• 9:59
  Yeah.
• 9:59
  So
• 9:59
  this
• 9:59
  was
• 9:59
  actually
• 10:00
  1990.
• 10:00
  90.
• 10:01
  Yeah.
• 10:01
  So
• 10:01
  it
• 10:02
  was
• 10:02
  pre
• 10:03
  Internet.
• 10:03
  Yes.
• 10:03
  Pre
• 10:04
  YouTube.
• 10:04
  You
• 10:05
  had
• 10:05
  to
• 10:05
  go
• 10:05
  out
• 10:05
  for
• 10:05
  entertainment.
• 10:06
  Yeah.
• 10:06
  But
• 10:06
  we
• 10:06
  had
• 10:07
  14
• 10:07
  costume
• 10:08
  changes.
• 10:08
  We
• 10:08
  did
• 10:08
  dances.
• 10:10
  We
• 10:10
  had
• 10:10
  a
• 10:10
  ton
• 10:11
  of
• 10:11
  props
• 10:11
  and
• 10:11
  everything.
• 10:11
  It
• 10:12
  was.
• 10:12
  So
• 10:12
  you
• 10:12
  were
• 10:12
  holding
• 10:13
  up
• 10:13
  a
• 10:13
  mirror
• 10:13
  to
• 10:13
  your
• 10:13
  audience
• 10:14
  and
• 10:14
  it
• 10:14
  was
• 10:14
  working.
• 10:14
  Yes,
• 10:15
  exactly.
• 10:16
  Yeah.
• 10:16
  Because
• 10:16
  I
• 10:17
  had.
• 10:17
  I'm
• 10:17
  the
• 10:17
  one
• 10:17
  that
• 10:18
  had
• 10:18
  a
• 10:18
  son
• 10:19
  who
• 10:19
  got
• 10:19
  in,
• 10:19
  had
• 10:20
  to
• 10:20
  stay
• 10:20
  back
• 10:20
  in
• 10:21
  his
• 10:21
  junior
• 10:22
  year.
• 10:22
  The
• 10:23
  kid
• 10:23
  gets
• 10:23
  an
• 10:23
  F
• 10:24
  in
• 10:24
  English
• 10:24
  and
• 10:24
  a
• 10:24
  C
• 10:25
  in
• 10:25
  Spanish,
• 10:25
  for
• 10:26
  God's
• 10:26
  sakes.
• 10:28
  Okay,
• 10:29
  so
• 10:29
  now
• 10:29
  this
• 10:30
  is
• 10:30
  starting
• 10:30
  to
• 10:30
  snowball,
• 10:31
  right?
• 10:31
  So
• 10:32
  right
• 10:33
  out
• 10:33
  of
• 10:33
  central
• 10:33
  casting,
• 10:35
  our
• 10:35
  manager
• 10:35
  showed
• 10:35
  up.
• 10:36
  Toting
• 10:36
  manager
• 10:36
  showed
• 10:37
  up.
• 10:37
  Billy
• 10:37
  Cohen.
• 10:37
  Billy
• 10:38
  Cohen.
• 10:38
  He
• 10:38
  says,
• 10:38
  yeah,
• 10:39
  you
• 10:39
  don't
• 10:39
  have
• 10:39
  a
• 10:39
  manager.
• 10:39
  We
• 10:40
  said,
• 10:40
  no,
• 10:41
  I
• 10:41
  don't.
• 10:41
  And
• 10:42
  he
• 10:42
  literally.
• 10:42
  He
• 10:43
  was
• 10:43
  friends
• 10:43
  with
• 10:43
  Arthur
• 10:43
  Pryor,
• 10:44
  who
• 10:44
  ran
• 10:45
  MTM
• 10:46
  and
• 10:46
  managed
• 10:47
  Mary
• 10:47
  Tyler
• 10:47
  Moore,
• 10:48
  Bob
• 10:48
  Newhart.
• 10:49
  And
• 10:50
  so
• 10:50
  they
• 10:50
  got
• 10:50
  us
• 10:51
  an
• 10:51
  agent.
• 10:51
  We
• 10:51
  signed
• 10:52
  with
• 10:52
  William
• 10:52
  Morris,
• 10:53
  and
• 10:54
  they
• 10:55
  wanted
• 10:55
  to
• 10:55
  put
• 10:55
  us
• 10:56
  on
• 10:56
  the
• 10:56
  road.
• 10:56
  And
• 10:56
  we
• 10:56
  freaked
• 10:57
  out.
• 10:57
  Cause
• 10:57
  we
• 10:57
  were
• 10:58
  like,
• 10:58
  what?
• 10:58
  Like,
• 10:59
  we
• 10:59
  don't
• 10:59
  want
• 10:59
  to
• 10:59
  leave
• 11:00
  our
• 11:00
  families.
• 11:01
  Like,
• 11:01
  we're
• 11:01
  really
• 11:01
  moms.
• 11:03
  We
• 11:03
  do
• 11:03
  the
• 11:03
  carpool.
• 11:04
  This
• 11:04
  isn't
• 11:05
  like
• 11:05
  a
• 11:05
  game
• 11:05
  for
• 11:05
  us.
• 11:06
  Like,
• 11:06
  we're
• 11:06
  just
• 11:06
  pretending.
• 11:08
  And
• 11:08
  so
• 11:08
  that
• 11:08
  was
• 11:09
  really
• 11:09
  hard
• 11:09
  because
• 11:09
  we
• 11:10
  went
• 11:10
  on
• 11:10
  that
• 11:10
  first
• 11:10
  tour,
• 11:10
  and
• 11:11
  Marilyn
• 11:11
  and
• 11:11
  I
• 11:11
  were
• 11:11
  miserable.
• 11:12
  We
• 11:12
  were
• 11:12
  like,
• 11:12
  we
• 11:13
  can't
• 11:13
  do
• 11:13
  this.
• 11:14
  We
• 11:14
  can't
• 11:14
  do
• 11:14
  this.
• 11:14
  Because
• 11:15
  the
• 11:15
  tour
• 11:15
  would
• 11:15
  require
• 11:15
  you
• 11:15
  to
• 11:16
  go
• 11:16
  out
• 11:16
  for
• 11:16
  a
• 11:16
  week
• 11:16
  or
• 11:16
  two
• 11:17
  at
• 11:17
  a
• 11:17
  time.
• 11:17
  Two.
• 11:18
  Yeah.
• 11:18
  Yeah.
• 11:19
  All
• 11:19
  over
• 11:19
  the
• 11:19
  country.
• 11:20
  And
• 11:20
  there
• 11:20
  was
• 11:20
  no
• 11:21
  cell
• 11:21
  phones.
• 11:21
  There
• 11:22
  was
• 11:22
  no.
• 11:22
  There
• 11:22
  was
• 11:23
  Nothing.
• 11:23
  No
• 11:23
  Internet,
• 11:24
  FaceTime.
• 11:25
  So
• 11:26
  your
• 11:26
  family
• 11:26
  was
• 11:26
  pulled
• 11:26
  apart
• 11:27
  for
• 11:27
  show
• 11:27
  business.
• 11:28
  Yeah.
• 11:28
  And
• 11:28
  that's
• 11:29
  not
• 11:29
  who
• 11:29
  we
• 11:29
  were.
• 11:30
  And
• 11:30
  then
• 11:30
  one
• 11:30
  time
• 11:30
  we
• 11:31
  were
• 11:31
  playing
• 11:31
  in
• 11:31
  Vegas,
• 11:32
  and
• 11:32
  Billy
• 11:32
  wanted
• 11:33
  us
• 11:33
  to
• 11:34
  become
• 11:35
  permanent
• 11:35
  opening
• 11:36
  act
• 11:36
  for
• 11:36
  Wayne
• 11:37
  Newton.
• 11:38
  I
• 11:38
  said,
• 11:38
  billy,
• 11:39
  you
• 11:39
  aren't
• 11:39
  getting
• 11:40
  it.
• 11:40
  We're
• 11:40
  really
• 11:41
  moms.
• 11:41
  We're
• 11:41
  not
• 11:41
  going
• 11:42
  to
• 11:42
  raise
• 11:42
  our
• 11:42
  kids
• 11:42
  in
• 11:42
  Vegas,
• 11:43
  son.
• 11:43
  So
• 11:44
  I
• 11:44
  said,
• 11:44
  no,
• 11:44
  Donkerch.
• 11:47
  Yeah.
• 11:48
  So
• 11:48
  you're
• 11:48
  turning
• 11:48
  down
• 11:49
  Wayne
• 11:49
  Newton
• 11:51
  in
• 11:51
  Vegas?
• 11:52
  That's
• 11:52
  the
• 11:52
  kind
• 11:52
  of
• 11:52
  gig
• 11:52
  people
• 11:53
  back.
• 11:53
  Then,
• 11:53
  that
• 11:53
  was
• 11:54
  like.
• 11:54
  He
• 11:54
  was
• 11:54
  like
• 11:54
  one
• 11:55
  of
• 11:55
  the
• 11:55
  first
• 11:55
  permanent
• 11:56
  actors.
• 11:56
  Yeah,
• 11:56
  that
• 11:57
  was
• 11:57
  a
• 11:57
  big
• 11:57
  deal.
• 11:58
  It
• 11:58
  was
• 11:58
  a
• 11:58
  big
• 11:58
  deal.
• 11:59
  So
• 11:59
  you
• 11:59
  turned
• 11:59
  that
• 12:00
  down?
• 12:00
  Yeah,
• 12:00
  we
• 12:00
  did.
• 12:01
  Then
• 12:01
  what?
• 12:02
  Then
• 12:02
  we
• 12:02
  just
• 12:02
  kept
• 12:03
  playing
• 12:03
  the
• 12:03
  Bay
• 12:03
  Area.
• 12:03
  And
• 12:04
  then
• 12:04
  Meryl
• 12:05
  and
• 12:05
  I,
• 12:05
  we
• 12:05
  did
• 12:05
  take
• 12:05
  a
• 12:05
  break
• 12:06
  because
• 12:06
  we
• 12:06
  were
• 12:06
  super
• 12:07
  stressed.
• 12:07
  And
• 12:07
  then
• 12:07
  Billy
• 12:08
  called
• 12:09
  and
• 12:09
  said,
• 12:09
  I
• 12:09
  booked
• 12:10
  you
• 12:10
  at
• 12:10
  the
• 12:10
  Montreal
• 12:10
  Just
• 12:11
  for
• 12:11
  Laughs
• 12:11
  Showtime
• 12:11
  Festival.
• 12:12
  Get
• 12:12
  your
• 12:12
  stuff
• 12:12
  together.
• 12:14
  And
• 12:14
  so
• 12:14
  we
• 12:14
  did,
• 12:15
  but
• 12:15
  we
• 12:15
  were
• 12:15
  clueless.
• 12:16
  We
• 12:16
  had
• 12:16
  no
• 12:17
  idea
• 12:17
  what
• 12:17
  it
• 12:17
  was.
• 12:18
  Even
• 12:18
  Is
• 12:18
  that
• 12:19
  you
• 12:19
  didn't
• 12:19
  know.
• 12:19
  What,
• 12:19
  the
• 12:19
  Montreal
• 12:20
  Comedy
• 12:20
  Festival?
• 12:21
  No.
• 12:21
  Biggest
• 12:21
  festival
• 12:22
  in
• 12:22
  the
• 12:22
  world.
• 12:22
  We
• 12:22
  were
• 12:23
  living
• 12:23
  on
• 12:23
  a
• 12:23
  cul
• 12:24
  de
• 12:24
  sac.
• 12:24
  Are
• 12:25
  you
• 12:25
  kidding?
• 12:26
  Living
• 12:26
  on
• 12:26
  a
• 12:27
  cul
• 12:27
  de
• 12:27
  sac.
• 12:28
  My
• 12:28
  children
• 12:28
  are
• 12:29
  tardy.
• 12:29
  I'm
• 12:29
  having
• 12:30
  a
• 12:30
  party.
• 12:30
  But
• 12:31
  my
• 12:31
  credit
• 12:31
  card
• 12:31
  was
• 12:32
  refused.
• 12:33
  Should
• 12:33
  I
• 12:33
  repair
• 12:34
  my
• 12:34
  damaged
• 12:35
  hair
• 12:35
  or
• 12:36
  buy
• 12:36
  me
• 12:36
  a
• 12:36
  new
• 12:37
  pair
• 12:37
  of
• 12:37
  shoes?
• 12:38
  Yo,
• 12:38
  go
• 12:39
  for
• 12:39
  the
• 12:39
  new
• 12:39
  pair
• 12:39
  of
• 12:40
  shoes.
• 12:42
  We
• 12:42
  digress.
• 12:43
  And
• 12:43
  they
• 12:43
  were
• 12:44
  dancing.
• 12:44
  Oh,
• 12:45
  I
• 12:45
  wish
• 12:45
  you
• 12:45
  could
• 12:45
  see
• 12:45
  it,
• 12:45
  folks.
• 12:47
  Now
• 12:47
  you're
• 12:47
  invited
• 12:48
  to
• 12:48
  the
• 12:48
  most
• 12:48
  prestigious
• 12:49
  comedy
• 12:49
  festival
• 12:49
  in
• 12:49
  the
• 12:49
  world.
• 12:50
  But
• 12:50
  we
• 12:50
  didn't
• 12:51
  know
• 12:51
  what
• 12:51
  it
• 12:51
  was.
• 12:51
  So
• 12:52
  we
• 12:52
  just
• 12:52
  went
• 12:52
  with
• 12:52
  it.
• 12:52
  Wandered
• 12:53
  around.
• 12:54
  So
• 12:55
  we
• 12:55
  get
• 12:55
  on
• 12:55
  the
• 12:55
  bus
• 12:55
  every
• 12:55
  night
• 12:56
  on
• 12:56
  the
• 12:56
  shuttle
• 12:57
  with
• 12:57
  a
• 12:57
  sweet,
• 12:58
  unknown
• 12:58
  comic
• 12:59
  you
• 12:59
  might
• 12:59
  have
• 12:59
  heard
• 12:59
  of
• 13:00
  named
• 13:00
  Dave
• 13:00
  chappelle.
• 13:01
  He
• 13:01
  was
• 13:01
  18
• 13:02
  at
• 13:03
  the
• 13:03
  time.
• 13:03
  He
• 13:03
  was
• 13:03
  18?
• 13:04
  Yeah.
• 13:05
  And
• 13:05
  then
• 13:05
  we
• 13:05
  performed
• 13:06
  at
• 13:06
  a
• 13:06
  place
• 13:06
  called
• 13:06
  Club
• 13:06
  Soda,
• 13:07
  and
• 13:08
  every
• 13:08
  venue
• 13:08
  had
• 13:09
  all
• 13:09
  these
• 13:09
  famous
• 13:09
  comedians
• 13:10
  booked
• 13:10
  at
• 13:10
  them.
• 13:11
  And
• 13:11
  so
• 13:11
  Meryl
• 13:12
  and
• 13:12
  I
• 13:12
  went
• 13:12
  and
• 13:12
  we
• 13:12
  did
• 13:12
  our
• 13:12
  show,
• 13:13
  and
• 13:13
  we
• 13:13
  sold
• 13:13
  out,
• 13:13
  like,
• 13:14
  four
• 13:15
  shows
• 13:15
  in
• 13:15
  a
• 13:15
  row.
• 13:16
  And
• 13:16
  then
• 13:16
  we
• 13:16
  came
• 13:17
  home,
• 13:18
  and
• 13:18
  literally
• 13:18
  a
• 13:19
  week
• 13:19
  later,
• 13:19
  Billy
• 13:19
  called
• 13:20
  and
• 13:20
  said,
• 13:21
  you
• 13:22
  got
• 13:22
  an
• 13:22
  offer
• 13:22
  from
• 13:22
  abc,
• 13:23
  NBC,
• 13:23
  and
• 13:24
  CBS
• 13:24
  to
• 13:24
  do
• 13:24
  a
• 13:24
  sitcom.
• 13:26
  Was
• 13:26
  there
• 13:26
  somebody
• 13:26
  up
• 13:27
  there
• 13:27
  who
• 13:27
  saw
• 13:27
  you?
• 13:27
  Is
• 13:27
  that
• 13:28
  somebody?
• 13:28
  Yeah,
• 13:29
  because
• 13:29
  the
• 13:29
  comedy
• 13:29
  buyers.
• 13:30
  The
• 13:30
  comedy
• 13:30
  buyers
• 13:31
  were
• 13:31
  all
• 13:31
  going
• 13:31
  around.
• 13:32
  But
• 13:32
  we
• 13:32
  didn't
• 13:32
  know
• 13:33
  that.
• 13:33
  Wow.
• 13:33
  Now
• 13:34
  you
• 13:34
  have
• 13:34
  offers
• 13:34
  from
• 13:34
  all
• 13:34
  three
• 13:35
  networks
• 13:35
  which
• 13:35
  are
• 13:35
  really.
• 13:36
  Is
• 13:36
  this
• 13:36
  how
• 13:37
  you
• 13:37
  get
• 13:37
  a
• 13:37
  sitcom?
• 13:37
  And
• 13:38
  I
• 13:38
  won't
• 13:38
  say
• 13:38
  the
• 13:38
  cuss
• 13:39
  word,
• 13:39
  but
• 13:39
  he
• 13:39
  goes,
• 13:39
  are
• 13:39
  you
• 13:39
  kidding
• 13:40
  me,
• 13:40
  kids?
• 13:40
  It's
• 13:41
  a
• 13:41
  flipping
• 13:42
  miracle.
• 13:43
  Yeah.
• 13:44
  Now
• 13:45
  you're
• 13:45
  suffering
• 13:45
  imposter
• 13:46
  syndrome
• 13:47
  more
• 13:47
  than
• 13:47
  immediately,
• 13:48
  but
• 13:49
  more
• 13:49
  than
• 13:49
  most,
• 13:49
  because
• 13:50
  you
• 13:50
  really
• 13:50
  came
• 13:50
  out
• 13:50
  of
• 13:50
  a
• 13:50
  cul
• 13:51
  de
• 13:51
  sac.
• 13:51
  Yes,
• 13:52
  exactly.
• 13:52
  We
• 13:52
  really.
• 13:53
  And
• 13:53
  comedians
• 13:53
  hated
• 13:54
  us.
• 13:54
  Oh,
• 13:54
  yeah.
• 13:55
  Because
• 13:55
  they
• 13:55
  were
• 13:56
  bitter
• 13:56
  that
• 13:56
  they'd
• 13:56
  been
• 13:57
  on
• 13:57
  the
• 13:57
  road
• 13:57
  for
• 13:57
  20
• 13:57
  years,
• 13:58
  trying,
• 13:58
  and
• 13:58
  they're
• 13:58
  like,
• 13:59
  who
• 13:59
  are
• 13:59
  these
• 13:59
  Chicks
• 14:00
  that
• 14:00
  show
• 14:00
  up
• 14:01
  out
• 14:01
  of
• 14:01
  nowhere
• 14:01
  and
• 14:01
  then
• 14:02
  get
• 14:02
  an
• 14:02
  offer
• 14:02
  from
• 14:03
  all
• 14:03
  three
• 14:03
  networks.
• 14:03
  Okay,
• 14:04
  why
• 14:04
  the
• 14:04
  frenzy?
• 14:04
  What
• 14:04
  did
• 14:05
  they
• 14:05
  see
• 14:05
  in
• 14:06
  you?
• 14:06
  The
• 14:06
  hook
• 14:06
  of
• 14:07
  the
• 14:07
  mommies.
• 14:07
  And
• 14:08
  I
• 14:08
  think
• 14:08
  Roseanne
• 14:09
  had
• 14:09
  touched
• 14:09
  on
• 14:09
  it.
• 14:10
  Her
• 14:10
  show
• 14:10
  was
• 14:11
  very
• 14:11
  popular,
• 14:12
  but
• 14:12
  that
• 14:12
  was
• 14:12
  in
• 14:12
  the
• 14:13
  day
• 14:13
  when
• 14:13
  a
• 14:13
  lot
• 14:13
  of
• 14:14
  comedians
• 14:14
  were
• 14:14
  getting
• 14:14
  sitcoms.
• 14:15
  Yes.
• 14:15
  We
• 14:16
  went
• 14:16
  with
• 14:16
  NBC
• 14:16
  because
• 14:17
  CBS
• 14:18
  had
• 14:19
  Dr.
• 14:19
  Quinn,
• 14:19
  medicine
• 14:20
  woman,
• 14:20
  and
• 14:20
  we
• 14:20
  weren't
• 14:21
  into
• 14:21
  that.
• 14:21
  And
• 14:22
  ABC
• 14:22
  had
• 14:23
  Full
• 14:23
  House.
• 14:23
  We
• 14:23
  were
• 14:23
  like,
• 14:24
  oh,
• 14:24
  that's
• 14:24
  stupid.
• 14:25
  So
• 14:25
  we
• 14:25
  went
• 14:25
  with
• 14:25
  NBC
• 14:26
  because
• 14:26
  that.
• 14:26
  Was
• 14:26
  Must
• 14:26
  See
• 14:27
  tv.
• 14:27
  It
• 14:27
  was
• 14:28
  Cheers
• 14:29
  and
• 14:29
  all
• 14:29
  of
• 14:29
  that.
• 14:29
  Then.
• 14:30
  So
• 14:30
  we
• 14:30
  went
• 14:30
  with
• 14:30
  them.
• 14:30
  And
• 14:31
  the
• 14:31
  producers
• 14:31
  that
• 14:31
  we
• 14:31
  hired
• 14:32
  had
• 14:32
  kids,
• 14:32
  our
• 14:33
  kids,
• 14:33
  ages.
• 14:34
  So
• 14:34
  we
• 14:34
  thought,
• 14:34
  oh,
• 14:34
  they
• 14:35
  really
• 14:35
  get
• 14:35
  us.
• 14:35
  They
• 14:36
  had
• 14:36
  produced
• 14:36
  the
• 14:36
  Golden
• 14:37
  Girls.
• 14:37
  And
• 14:38
  I
• 14:38
  think,
• 14:39
  really,
• 14:40
  we
• 14:40
  got
• 14:40
  in
• 14:40
  a
• 14:40
  lot
• 14:41
  of
• 14:41
  arguments
• 14:41
  with
• 14:41
  them.
• 14:42
  They
• 14:42
  wouldn't
• 14:42
  let
• 14:42
  us
• 14:42
  in
• 14:42
  the
• 14:42
  writing
• 14:43
  room.
• 14:43
  Wait
• 14:43
  a
• 14:44
  minute.
• 14:44
  What?
• 14:44
  This
• 14:45
  made
• 14:45
  no
• 14:45
  sense.
• 14:45
  They're
• 14:46
  doing
• 14:46
  a
• 14:46
  show
• 14:47
  about
• 14:47
  you
• 14:48
  and.
• 14:48
  Your
• 14:48
  lives
• 14:48
  based
• 14:49
  on
• 14:49
  our
• 14:49
  comedy,
• 14:49
  and.
• 14:50
  Yet
• 14:50
  you're
• 14:50
  not
• 14:50
  allowed
• 14:50
  in
• 14:51
  the
• 14:51
  writing
• 14:51
  process.
• 14:52
  Correct.
• 14:52
  So
• 14:52
  they
• 14:53
  had
• 14:53
  stupid
• 14:53
  things.
• 14:54
  So
• 14:54
  they're
• 14:54
  just
• 14:54
  doing
• 14:54
  formula.
• 14:55
  It
• 14:55
  was
• 14:55
  very
• 14:56
  formulaic
• 14:56
  and
• 14:57
  really
• 14:57
  stupid.
• 14:58
  And
• 14:58
  there
• 14:58
  was
• 14:58
  a.
• 14:59
  Isn't
• 14:59
  that
• 14:59
  a
• 14:59
  sitcom?
• 15:00
  Yeah,
• 15:01
  pretty
• 15:01
  much.
• 15:01
  So
• 15:02
  we
• 15:02
  found
• 15:02
  out.
• 15:02
  Yeah.
• 15:03
  At
• 15:03
  one
• 15:03
  point,
• 15:03
  Carol's.
• 15:04
  She
• 15:04
  was
• 15:05
  pregnant.
• 15:05
  Not
• 15:05
  really
• 15:06
  pregnant,
• 15:06
  but
• 15:06
  her
• 15:06
  character
• 15:07
  was
• 15:07
  pregnant.
• 15:08
  And
• 15:08
  they
• 15:09
  decided
• 15:10
  that
• 15:10
  once
• 15:10
  she
• 15:10
  had
• 15:10
  the
• 15:10
  baby,
• 15:11
  that
• 15:11
  her
• 15:11
  character's
• 15:12
  gonna
• 15:12
  hire
• 15:13
  a
• 15:13
  nanny.
• 15:13
  If
• 15:14
  you
• 15:14
  live
• 15:14
  on
• 15:14
  a
• 15:14
  cul
• 15:15
  de
• 15:15
  sac
• 15:15
  in
• 15:15
  Petaluma,
• 15:16
  you
• 15:16
  don't
• 15:16
  hire
• 15:16
  nannies.
• 15:17
  We
• 15:17
  didn't
• 15:17
  know
• 15:17
  anybody
• 15:18
  who
• 15:18
  had
• 15:18
  a
• 15:18
  nanny.
• 15:18
  And
• 15:19
  it
• 15:19
  was
• 15:19
  like,
• 15:19
  that
• 15:19
  was
• 15:19
  where
• 15:20
  all
• 15:20
  the
• 15:20
  conflict
• 15:20
  and
• 15:21
  the
• 15:21
  comedy
• 15:21
  came
• 15:21
  from.
• 15:22
  As
• 15:22
  a
• 15:22
  nanny.
• 15:23
  Like,
• 15:23
  I
• 15:23
  don't.
• 15:24
  So
• 15:24
  now
• 15:25
  you're
• 15:25
  feeling
• 15:25
  like
• 15:25
  imposters
• 15:26
  in
• 15:26
  your
• 15:26
  own
• 15:26
  characters.
• 15:27
  Oh,
• 15:27
  yeah.
• 15:27
  It
• 15:27
  was
• 15:28
  exactly
• 15:28
  a
• 15:28
  good
• 15:29
  point.
• 15:29
  Carol
• 15:29
  Christensen
• 15:30
  and
• 15:30
  Marilyn
• 15:31
  Kent,
• 15:32
  who
• 15:32
  are.
• 15:32
  The
• 15:32
  mommies,
• 15:33
  are
• 15:33
  sexy
• 15:34
  boomers.
• 15:34
  It
• 15:34
  seems
• 15:34
  like
• 15:35
  you're
• 15:35
  having
• 15:35
  a
• 15:35
  good
• 15:35
  time.
• 15:35
  Oh,
• 15:36
  we're
• 15:36
  having
• 15:36
  a
• 15:36
  great
• 15:36
  time.
• 15:36
  Yeah.
• 15:37
  Even
• 15:37
  through
• 15:37
  these
• 15:37
  travails.
• 15:38
  And
• 15:38
  we
• 15:38
  said
• 15:39
  it
• 15:39
  was
• 15:39
  like,
• 15:39
  this
• 15:40
  wasn't
• 15:40
  our
• 15:40
  whole
• 15:40
  life.
• 15:40
  It
• 15:40
  was
• 15:41
  just
• 15:41
  a
• 15:41
  piece
• 15:41
  of
• 15:41
  our
• 15:41
  lives.
• 15:42
  Yeah.
• 15:42
  A
• 15:42
  network
• 15:42
  television
• 15:43
  sitcom
• 15:43
  was
• 15:44
  just
• 15:44
  a
• 15:44
  piece
• 15:44
  of
• 15:44
  your
• 15:44
  life.
• 15:44
  It
• 15:45
  was.
• 15:45
  It
• 15:45
  was.
• 15:46
  That's
• 15:47
  weird,
• 15:47
  because
• 15:47
  we
• 15:47
  didn't
• 15:48
  strive
• 15:48
  for
• 15:48
  it
• 15:49
  or
• 15:49
  think
• 15:49
  of
• 15:49
  it.
• 15:49
  It
• 15:50
  just
• 15:50
  happened.
• 15:51
  But
• 15:51
  it
• 15:51
  was
• 15:51
  an
• 15:51
  adventure.
• 15:52
  We
• 15:52
  saw
• 15:52
  it
• 15:52
  more
• 15:52
  as
• 15:52
  an
• 15:52
  adventure.
• 15:53
  Okay,
• 15:53
  so
• 15:53
  what's
• 15:53
  going
• 15:54
  through
• 15:54
  your
• 15:54
  head
• 15:54
  when
• 15:54
  they
• 15:54
  tell
• 15:55
  you
• 15:55
  can't
• 15:55
  come
• 15:55
  in
• 15:55
  the
• 15:56
  writing
• 15:56
  room?
• 15:56
  We
• 15:56
  were
• 15:57
  pissed.
• 15:57
  Oh.
• 15:57
  We
• 15:57
  were.
• 15:59
  Brought
• 15:59
  us
• 15:59
  out
• 15:59
  with
• 16:00
  literally,
• 16:00
  because
• 16:01
  some
• 16:01
  of
• 16:01
  the
• 16:01
  writers
• 16:01
  really
• 16:02
  wanted
• 16:02
  to
• 16:02
  hear.
• 16:02
  Cause
• 16:03
  we
• 16:03
  had
• 16:03
  silly
• 16:04
  Petaluma
• 16:05
  stories.
• 16:06
  Getting
• 16:06
  a
• 16:06
  ticket.
• 16:07
  And
• 16:07
  the
• 16:07
  person
• 16:08
  in
• 16:08
  front
• 16:08
  of
• 16:09
  me.
• 16:09
  I
• 16:09
  had
• 16:09
  to
• 16:10
  pay
• 16:10
  for
• 16:10
  a
• 16:10
  ticket.
• 16:10
  And
• 16:10
  the
• 16:11
  person
• 16:11
  in
• 16:11
  front
• 16:11
  of
• 16:12
  me
• 16:12
  was
• 16:13
  there
• 16:13
  because
• 16:13
  he
• 16:13
  had
• 16:14
  bad
• 16:14
  lamps.
• 16:15
  And
• 16:15
  I
• 16:15
  thought
• 16:15
  it
• 16:15
  meant
• 16:16
  lamps,
• 16:16
  like
• 16:16
  in
• 16:17
  your
• 16:17
  living
• 16:17
  room,
• 16:18
  and
• 16:19
  they
• 16:19
  meant
• 16:20
  your
• 16:20
  car's
• 16:22
  lights.
• 16:22
  And
• 16:23
  we
• 16:23
  just.
• 16:23
  We
• 16:24
  could
• 16:24
  have
• 16:24
  done
• 16:24
  a
• 16:24
  little
• 16:25
  scene
• 16:25
  there
• 16:26
  with
• 16:26
  the
• 16:26
  whole.
• 16:27
  Something
• 16:27
  that
• 16:27
  you
• 16:27
  could
• 16:27
  possibly
• 16:28
  connect
• 16:28
  in
• 16:28
  a
• 16:28
  genuine
• 16:29
  way.
• 16:29
  Yes.
• 16:30
  Translate
• 16:31
  to
• 16:31
  your
• 16:31
  audience
• 16:32
  like
• 16:32
  it
• 16:32
  did
• 16:32
  on
• 16:32
  stage.
• 16:33
  Yeah.
• 16:33
  The
• 16:33
  pilot
• 16:34
  was
• 16:34
  all
• 16:34
  our
• 16:34
  standup.
• 16:35
  Yeah.
• 16:35
  And
• 16:36
  the
• 16:36
  pilot
• 16:36
  did
• 16:36
  really
• 16:37
  well
• 16:37
  and
• 16:37
  rated
• 16:37
  really
• 16:37
  high.
• 16:38
  It
• 16:38
  was
• 16:38
  all
• 16:38
  our
• 16:38
  material.
• 16:39
  Yeah.
• 16:39
  So
• 16:40
  common
• 16:40
  sense.
• 16:41
  It's
• 16:41
  also
• 16:41
  so
• 16:41
  unfortunately
• 16:42
  common.
• 16:43
  Phil
• 16:43
  and
• 16:43
  I
• 16:43
  did
• 16:43
  it.
• 16:44
  We
• 16:44
  did
• 16:44
  a
• 16:44
  TV
• 16:44
  show
• 16:45
  for
• 16:45
  A
• 16:45
  and
• 16:45
  E
• 16:45
  about
• 16:46
  the
• 16:46
  future.
• 16:46
  That's
• 16:47
  right.
• 16:47
  It
• 16:47
  was
• 16:47
  a
• 16:47
  comedic
• 16:47
  take
• 16:48
  on
• 16:48
  the
• 16:48
  future.
• 16:48
  And
• 16:48
  I
• 16:48
  was
• 16:49
  producing.
• 16:49
  And
• 16:50
  I
• 16:50
  had
• 16:50
  been
• 16:50
  producing
• 16:51
  Phil
• 16:51
  and
• 16:51
  Peter
• 16:52
  Bergman
• 16:52
  for
• 16:52
  a
• 16:52
  couple
• 16:53
  years.
• 16:53
  I
• 16:53
  knew
• 16:53
  their
• 16:53
  beats,
• 16:54
  I
• 16:54
  knew
• 16:54
  how
• 16:54
  to
• 16:54
  write
• 16:55
  with
• 16:55
  them.
• 16:55
  And
• 16:55
  for
• 16:56
  them.
• 16:56
  Radio
• 16:57
  station.
• 16:58
  I
• 16:58
  sold
• 16:58
  it.
• 16:58
  We
• 16:58
  got
• 16:59
  an
• 16:59
  executive
• 16:59
  production
• 17:00
  company
• 17:00
  because
• 17:00
  ae,
• 17:01
  of
• 17:01
  course,
• 17:01
  wouldn't
• 17:01
  hire
• 17:01
  me.
• 17:02
  They
• 17:02
  didn't
• 17:02
  know
• 17:02
  who
• 17:02
  I
• 17:03
  was.
• 17:03
  They
• 17:03
  wanted
• 17:03
  a
• 17:03
  showrunner.
• 17:04
  So
• 17:04
  I
• 17:04
  knew
• 17:04
  a
• 17:05
  friend
• 17:05
  who.
• 17:05
  An
• 17:05
  acquaintance.
• 17:06
  He
• 17:07
  had
• 17:07
  a
• 17:07
  deal
• 17:07
  with
• 17:07
  them.
• 17:08
  They
• 17:08
  took
• 17:08
  the
• 17:08
  deal,
• 17:09
  we
• 17:09
  wrote
• 17:10
  the
• 17:10
  script.
• 17:10
  I
• 17:10
  booked
• 17:11
  everybody.
• 17:11
  Alvin
• 17:12
  Toffler,
• 17:12
  you
• 17:12
  name
• 17:12
  it.
• 17:13
  John
• 17:13
  Goodman.
• 17:14
  Everybody
• 17:15
  did
• 17:15
  a
• 17:15
  whole
• 17:15
  bit
• 17:16
  with
• 17:16
  John.
• 17:17
  And
• 17:17
  we
• 17:17
  walked
• 17:18
  on
• 17:18
  the
• 17:18
  set
• 17:19
  and
• 17:19
  they
• 17:20
  turned
• 17:20
  to
• 17:20
  me
• 17:20
  and
• 17:20
  said,
• 17:20
  now,
• 17:21
  Ted,
• 17:22
  I'm
• 17:22
  directing.
• 17:23
  If
• 17:23
  you
• 17:23
  have
• 17:23
  any
• 17:24
  ideas,
• 17:24
  you
• 17:25
  talk
• 17:25
  to
• 17:25
  me.
• 17:26
  Ok.
• 17:27
  They
• 17:27
  ignored
• 17:27
  me.
• 17:29
  They
• 17:29
  didn't
• 17:29
  know
• 17:29
  any
• 17:30
  of
• 17:30
  their
• 17:30
  beats.
• 17:30
  They
• 17:31
  had
• 17:31
  an
• 17:31
  NYU
• 17:31
  student
• 17:32
  cut
• 17:32
  John's
• 17:33
  choreographed
• 17:33
  comedy
• 17:34
  bit
• 17:34
  that
• 17:34
  we
• 17:35
  worked
• 17:35
  really
• 17:35
  hard
• 17:35
  on.
• 17:36
  John
• 17:36
  Goodman.
• 17:36
  John
• 17:37
  Goodman.
• 17:37
  And
• 17:38
  had
• 17:38
  some
• 17:38
  kid
• 17:38
  crash
• 17:38
  cut
• 17:39
  it
• 17:40
  and
• 17:40
  it
• 17:40
  died.
• 17:41
  Oh.
• 17:41
  And
• 17:42
  they
• 17:42
  buried
• 17:42
  it
• 17:42
  at
• 17:42
  2
• 17:42
  in
• 17:43
  the
• 17:43
  morning.
• 17:43
  And
• 17:43
  it
• 17:43
  was
• 17:43
  like,
• 17:44
  wow.
• 17:44
  We
• 17:44
  would
• 17:45
  cringe
• 17:45
  because
• 17:45
  all
• 17:46
  the
• 17:46
  executives
• 17:46
  would
• 17:47
  come
• 17:47
  and
• 17:47
  the
• 17:47
  writers
• 17:48
  on
• 17:48
  the
• 17:48
  day
• 17:48
  when
• 17:48
  you
• 17:48
  did
• 17:49
  the
• 17:49
  run
• 17:49
  through.
• 17:49
  Oh,
• 17:49
  yeah.
• 17:50
  And
• 17:50
  they're
• 17:50
  all
• 17:50
  laughing
• 17:50
  at
• 17:51
  their
• 17:51
  horrible,
• 17:52
  stupid
• 17:52
  jokes.
• 17:52
  And
• 17:53
  we're
• 17:53
  like,
• 17:54
  that
• 17:54
  wasn't
• 17:54
  funny.
• 17:55
  Why
• 17:55
  are
• 17:55
  we
• 17:56
  laughing?
• 17:56
  That's
• 17:57
  not
• 17:57
  funny.
• 17:57
  This
• 17:57
  is
• 17:57
  so
• 17:58
  cool.
• 17:58
  And
• 17:58
  then
• 17:58
  the
• 17:58
  notes
• 17:59
  come
• 17:59
  back
• 17:59
  from
• 17:59
  the
• 18:00
  network
• 18:00
  and
• 18:00
  then
• 18:00
  they
• 18:00
  change
• 18:01
  it.
• 18:01
  And
• 18:02
  they
• 18:02
  sweeten
• 18:02
  it
• 18:03
  at
• 18:03
  the
• 18:03
  end
• 18:03
  anyway.
• 18:05
  But
• 18:05
  there
• 18:05
  were
• 18:05
  some
• 18:06
  perks
• 18:06
  to
• 18:06
  your
• 18:06
  fame
• 18:07
  because
• 18:07
  you
• 18:08
  moved
• 18:08
  south,
• 18:09
  you
• 18:09
  came
• 18:09
  to
• 18:10
  the
• 18:10
  Valley
• 18:11
  and
• 18:11
  you
• 18:11
  had
• 18:11
  kids.
• 18:12
  So
• 18:12
  you
• 18:12
  joined
• 18:12
  the
• 18:12
  Little
• 18:13
  League,
• 18:13
  right?
• 18:14
  We
• 18:14
  did,
• 18:14
  but
• 18:14
  it
• 18:14
  was
• 18:15
  no
• 18:15
  ordinary
• 18:15
  Little
• 18:16
  League,
• 18:16
  was
• 18:16
  it?
• 18:16
  It
• 18:16
  was
• 18:17
  celebrity
• 18:17
  Little
• 18:17
  League.
• 18:18
  No.
• 18:18
  So
• 18:18
  Marilyn
• 18:18
  and
• 18:19
  I,
• 18:19
  we
• 18:19
  found
• 18:19
  ourselves
• 18:19
  really
• 18:20
  fish
• 18:20
  out
• 18:20
  of
• 18:20
  water,
• 18:21
  living
• 18:21
  down
• 18:21
  here
• 18:22
  in
• 18:22
  almost
• 18:22
  everything
• 18:23
  we
• 18:23
  did.
• 18:23
  And
• 18:24
  when
• 18:24
  we
• 18:24
  got
• 18:25
  here,
• 18:25
  my
• 18:26
  kids
• 18:26
  were
• 18:26
  just.
• 18:27
  I
• 18:27
  had
• 18:27
  two
• 18:27
  boys.
• 18:27
  We
• 18:28
  signed
• 18:28
  them
• 18:28
  up
• 18:28
  for
• 18:28
  Encino
• 18:29
  Little
• 18:29
  League.
• 18:29
  And
• 18:29
  we
• 18:29
  get
• 18:30
  there
• 18:30
  and
• 18:30
  now
• 18:30
  in
• 18:31
  petal
• 18:31
  limit.
• 18:31
  It's
• 18:31
  very
• 18:31
  sweet.
• 18:32
  All
• 18:32
  the
• 18:32
  kids
• 18:32
  wear
• 18:33
  their
• 18:33
  uniforms.
• 18:33
  They
• 18:34
  march
• 18:34
  to
• 18:34
  the
• 18:34
  park
• 18:34
  with
• 18:35
  the
• 18:35
  vets
• 18:35
  band
• 18:35
  playing
• 18:36
  in
• 18:36
  front.
• 18:36
  And
• 18:37
  then
• 18:37
  you
• 18:37
  get
• 18:37
  a
• 18:37
  snow
• 18:38
  cone
• 18:38
  and
• 18:38
  a
• 18:38
  hot
• 18:38
  dog.
• 18:39
  We
• 18:39
  go
• 18:39
  to
• 18:39
  Encino
• 18:40
  Little
• 18:40
  League,
• 18:40
  and
• 18:40
  we
• 18:40
  get
• 18:41
  there,
• 18:41
  it's
• 18:41
  opening
• 18:42
  day.
• 18:42
  The
• 18:43
  backstop
• 18:43
  is
• 18:44
  draped
• 18:44
  in
• 18:44
  this
• 18:45
  really
• 18:45
  beautiful,
• 18:46
  high
• 18:46
  quality
• 18:47
  fabric
• 18:47
  bunting.
• 18:47
  None
• 18:48
  of
• 18:48
  that
• 18:48
  party
• 18:48
  city
• 18:49
  stuff.
• 18:49
  And
• 18:50
  then
• 18:50
  the
• 18:50
  president
• 18:51
  of
• 18:51
  the.
• 18:51
  Of
• 18:51
  Warner
• 18:51
  Brothers
• 18:52
  was
• 18:52
  also
• 18:52
  the
• 18:52
  president
• 18:53
  of
• 18:53
  the
• 18:53
  Little
• 18:53
  League.
• 18:53
  So
• 18:54
  he
• 18:54
  brought
• 18:54
  all
• 18:54
  the
• 18:54
  cartoon
• 18:55
  characters
• 18:55
  to
• 18:55
  stand
• 18:56
  in
• 18:56
  the
• 18:56
  field
• 18:56
  in
• 18:57
  costume.
• 18:58
  Melissa
• 18:58
  Manchester
• 18:59
  sang
• 18:59
  the
• 18:59
  national
• 19:00
  anthem.
• 19:01
  Cybill
• 19:01
  shepherd
• 19:02
  threw
• 19:02
  out
• 19:02
  the
• 19:02
  first
• 19:02
  pitch.
• 19:03
  They
• 19:04
  were
• 19:04
  dedicating
• 19:04
  the
• 19:04
  field
• 19:04
  to
• 19:05
  Tito
• 19:05
  Jackson.
• 19:06
  And
• 19:06
  then
• 19:06
  at
• 19:06
  the
• 19:06
  end,
• 19:07
  my
• 19:07
  son
• 19:07
  goes,
• 19:07
  mommy,
• 19:08
  when
• 19:08
  do
• 19:08
  we
• 19:08
  get
• 19:08
  our
• 19:08
  hot
• 19:09
  dog?
• 19:09
  And
• 19:09
  I
• 19:09
  go,
• 19:09
  it's
• 19:09
  Encino
• 19:10
  Little
• 19:10
  League
• 19:10
  opening
• 19:11
  day.
• 19:11
  They're
• 19:11
  having
• 19:11
  tri
• 19:12
  tip
• 19:12
  on
• 19:12
  brioche
• 19:13
  buns.
• 19:13
  Yeah,
• 19:13
  that's
• 19:14
  right.
• 19:14
  It
• 19:14
  was
• 19:14
  like
• 19:14
  there
• 19:14
  was
• 19:15
  nothing.
• 19:16
  Caviar
• 19:16
  cones.
• 19:17
  Yes.
• 19:17
  See,
• 19:18
  this
• 19:18
  would
• 19:18
  have
• 19:18
  been
• 19:18
  great
• 19:18
  material
• 19:19
  to
• 19:19
  incorporate
• 19:19
  in
• 19:20
  your
• 19:20
  show,
• 19:20
  right?
• 19:21
  Yes,
• 19:22
  but
• 19:22
  no,
• 19:23
  they
• 19:23
  didn't
• 19:23
  want
• 19:23
  to
• 19:23
  hear
• 19:23
  it.
• 19:23
  No.
• 19:24
  Damn.
• 19:24
  So
• 19:25
  how
• 19:25
  long
• 19:25
  did
• 19:25
  the
• 19:25
  show
• 19:25
  last?
• 19:26
  A
• 19:26
  season
• 19:27
  and
• 19:27
  a
• 19:27
  half.
• 19:27
  Really?
• 19:27
  I
• 19:28
  think
• 19:28
  it
• 19:28
  was
• 19:28
  almost
• 19:28
  two.
• 19:29
  Well,
• 19:29
  I
• 19:30
  don't
• 19:30
  know
• 19:30
  if
• 19:30
  you
• 19:30
  all.
• 19:31
  And
• 19:31
  then
• 19:31
  we
• 19:31
  went
• 19:32
  through
• 19:32
  a
• 19:32
  whole
• 19:33
  year,
• 19:33
  and
• 19:33
  then
• 19:33
  we
• 19:33
  had
• 19:34
  another.
• 19:34
  So
• 19:35
  we
• 19:35
  had
• 19:35
  like,
• 19:35
  the
• 19:35
  first
• 19:36
  order
• 19:36
  was
• 19:36
  22
• 19:37
  episodes,
• 19:37
  and
• 19:38
  then
• 19:38
  I
• 19:38
  think
• 19:38
  the
• 19:38
  second
• 19:39
  time
• 19:39
  we
• 19:39
  did
• 19:40
  not
• 19:40
  quite
• 19:41
  a
• 19:41
  full
• 19:41
  season,
• 19:41
  but
• 19:41
  close
• 19:42
  to.
• 19:42
  So
• 19:42
  that's
• 19:43
  a
• 19:43
  lot
• 19:43
  of
• 19:43
  good
• 19:43
  work.
• 19:44
  Did
• 19:44
  you
• 19:44
  do
• 19:44
  well,
• 19:45
  at
• 19:45
  least
• 19:45
  on
• 19:45
  the
• 19:45
  first
• 19:46
  season?
• 19:46
  Oh,
• 19:46
  yeah.
• 19:46
  We
• 19:46
  put
• 19:46
  our
• 19:47
  kids
• 19:47
  through
• 19:47
  college.
• 19:48
  Oh,
• 19:48
  you
• 19:48
  meant
• 19:49
  money.
• 19:50
  We
• 19:50
  didn't
• 19:50
  do
• 19:50
  well.
• 19:51
  Actually.
• 19:53
  It
• 19:53
  doesn't
• 19:53
  much
• 19:53
  matter.
• 19:55
  By
• 19:55
  the
• 19:55
  second
• 19:55
  season,
• 19:56
  we
• 19:56
  got
• 19:56
  a
• 19:56
  new
• 19:56
  executive
• 19:57
  producer
• 19:57
  who
• 19:57
  we
• 19:58
  really
• 19:58
  liked,
• 19:58
  Tim
• 19:58
  o',
• 19:58
  Donnell,
• 19:59
  who
• 19:59
  did
• 19:59
  Growing
• 19:59
  Pains
• 20:00
  and
• 20:00
  stuff.
• 20:00
  And
• 20:00
  he
• 20:01
  got
• 20:01
  us
• 20:01
  more.
• 20:02
  But
• 20:02
  the
• 20:02
  ship
• 20:03
  had
• 20:03
  sailed.
• 20:03
  It's
• 20:03
  like
• 20:03
  you
• 20:04
  get
• 20:04
  one
• 20:04
  shot
• 20:05
  and
• 20:05
  people
• 20:05
  watch
• 20:06
  and
• 20:06
  then
• 20:06
  they
• 20:06
  go
• 20:06
  away.
• 20:07
  There's
• 20:07
  nothing
• 20:07
  like
• 20:07
  Fresh
• 20:08
  Blood
• 20:08
  in
• 20:08
  Hollywood,
• 20:08
  right?
• 20:09
  I'll
• 20:09
  tell
• 20:09
  you
• 20:09
  who
• 20:10
  watched
• 20:10
  us.
• 20:10
  Our
• 20:10
  biggest
• 20:11
  audience
• 20:12
  was
• 20:12
  prisoners.
• 20:15
  Yeah.
• 20:15
  Was
• 20:16
  that
• 20:16
  because
• 20:16
  of.
• 20:16
  You
• 20:16
  had
• 20:16
  a
• 20:17
  captive
• 20:17
  audience?
• 20:18
  You
• 20:18
  did
• 20:18
  because
• 20:18
  they
• 20:19
  didn't
• 20:19
  have
• 20:19
  cable
• 20:19
  in
• 20:19
  prison,
• 20:20
  right?
• 20:20
  Yeah.
• 20:21
  I
• 20:21
  think
• 20:22
  it
• 20:22
  was
• 20:22
  their
• 20:22
  punishment.
• 20:23
  It
• 20:23
  was
• 20:23
  like,
• 20:23
  oh,
• 20:24
  you
• 20:24
  tried
• 20:24
  to
• 20:25
  make
• 20:25
  a
• 20:25
  weapon
• 20:25
  out
• 20:26
  of
• 20:26
  your
• 20:26
  toothbrush.
• 20:27
  You're
• 20:28
  gonna
• 20:28
  have
• 20:28
  to
• 20:28
  watch
• 20:28
  the
• 20:29
  mommies.
• 20:30
  No,
• 20:31
  no.
• 20:31
  We
• 20:32
  got
• 20:32
  a
• 20:32
  lot
• 20:32
  of
• 20:32
  mail
• 20:32
  from
• 20:32
  prisoners.
• 20:33
  I
• 20:33
  always
• 20:33
  suggested
• 20:34
  that
• 20:34
  they
• 20:34
  send
• 20:35
  back
• 20:35
  the
• 20:35
  photos
• 20:35
  laminated.
• 20:39
  They're
• 20:39
  loyal.
• 20:41
  They're
• 20:41
  very
• 20:41
  loyal.
• 20:42
  Yeah.
• 20:42
  Did
• 20:43
  you
• 20:43
  do
• 20:43
  any
• 20:43
  performing
• 20:44
  while
• 20:44
  you
• 20:44
  were.
• 20:44
  Oh,
• 20:44
  yeah,
• 20:45
  we
• 20:45
  were
• 20:45
  doing
• 20:45
  stand.
• 20:45
  We
• 20:46
  did.
• 20:46
  We
• 20:46
  did
• 20:46
  a
• 20:47
  lot
• 20:47
  of
• 20:47
  standing.
• 20:47
  And
• 20:48
  were
• 20:48
  you
• 20:48
  getting
• 20:48
  residual
• 20:49
  Audiences,
• 20:49
  obviously,
• 20:50
  from
• 20:50
  your
• 20:50
  fans.
• 20:50
  Sure.
• 20:51
  We
• 20:51
  had
• 20:51
  great
• 20:52
  audiences
• 20:53
  when
• 20:53
  we
• 20:53
  were
• 20:54
  in
• 20:54
  Boston
• 20:55
  and
• 20:55
  we
• 20:55
  were
• 20:56
  performing,
• 20:56
  and
• 20:56
  we
• 20:56
  got
• 20:56
  a
• 20:57
  call
• 20:57
  from
• 20:57
  the
• 20:57
  producer
• 20:58
  for
• 20:58
  Oprah
• 20:59
  saying,
• 21:00
  we're
• 21:00
  gonna
• 21:00
  fly
• 21:00
  you
• 21:01
  tomorrow
• 21:02
  to
• 21:02
  be
• 21:02
  on
• 21:02
  Oprah,
• 21:03
  and
• 21:03
  we'll
• 21:03
  fly
• 21:03
  you
• 21:03
  back
• 21:03
  for
• 21:04
  your
• 21:04
  show.
• 21:04
  Wow.
• 21:05
  So
• 21:05
  they
• 21:05
  literally
• 21:06
  helicoptered
• 21:07
  us.
• 21:07
  No
• 21:08
  kids.
• 21:08
  From
• 21:08
  o'
• 21:08
  Hare
• 21:09
  to
• 21:09
  Harpo.
• 21:10
  So
• 21:11
  that
• 21:11
  we
• 21:11
  could
• 21:11
  make.
• 21:11
  Because
• 21:11
  we
• 21:12
  said,
• 21:12
  we
• 21:12
  have
• 21:12
  to
• 21:12
  be
• 21:12
  back
• 21:13
  the
• 21:13
  next
• 21:13
  night.
• 21:14
  We
• 21:14
  gotta
• 21:14
  be
• 21:14
  back
• 21:14
  in
• 21:15
  time
• 21:15
  to
• 21:15
  do
• 21:15
  our
• 21:15
  show.
• 21:15
  And
• 21:16
  they're
• 21:16
  like,
• 21:16
  okay,
• 21:16
  we
• 21:17
  can
• 21:17
  do
• 21:17
  it.
• 21:18
  So
• 21:18
  they
• 21:18
  flew
• 21:18
  up,
• 21:19
  helicoptered
• 21:20
  us
• 21:20
  to
• 21:20
  Harpo,
• 21:21
  back
• 21:21
  to
• 21:21
  the
• 21:21
  plane,
• 21:21
  and
• 21:22
  my
• 21:22
  husband
• 21:22
  was
• 21:22
  like,
• 21:23
  you
• 21:23
  said
• 21:23
  no
• 21:23
  small
• 21:23
  planes
• 21:24
  and
• 21:24
  no
• 21:24
  helicopters.
• 21:25
  I'm
• 21:25
  like,
• 21:25
  yeah,
• 21:25
  but
• 21:26
  it
• 21:26
  was
• 21:26
  Oprah.
• 21:27
  So
• 21:28
  the
• 21:28
  show
• 21:28
  ends
• 21:29
  after
• 21:29
  a
• 21:29
  season
• 21:29
  and
• 21:29
  a
• 21:30
  half.
• 21:30
  Yeah.
• 21:30
  Now
• 21:31
  what?
• 21:31
  We
• 21:31
  got
• 21:32
  to
• 21:32
  do
• 21:32
  a
• 21:32
  Showtime
• 21:33
  special.
• 21:33
  Okay.
• 21:34
  Now,
• 21:34
  was
• 21:34
  that
• 21:35
  Tyson
• 21:36
  fight,
• 21:36
  Was
• 21:36
  that
• 21:36
  your
• 21:36
  first
• 21:37
  step
• 21:37
  down
• 21:37
  the
• 21:37
  ladder,
• 21:38
  you
• 21:38
  think?
• 21:38
  Or
• 21:38
  was
• 21:38
  that
• 21:38
  a
• 21:38
  lateral
• 21:39
  move?
• 21:39
  Oh,
• 21:40
  I
• 21:41
  don't
• 21:41
  know.
• 21:41
  It
• 21:41
  was
• 21:41
  so
• 21:41
  much
• 21:42
  more
• 21:42
  fun.
• 21:42
  So
• 21:43
  I'd
• 21:43
  say
• 21:43
  that
• 21:43
  was
• 21:43
  a
• 21:43
  step
• 21:43
  up.
• 21:44
  Yeah.
• 21:44
  Yeah,
• 21:44
  a
• 21:44
  little
• 21:44
  bit.
• 21:44
  I
• 21:45
  mean,
• 21:45
  you
• 21:45
  know,
• 21:45
  especially
• 21:45
  that
• 21:45
  kind.
• 21:45
  Of
• 21:46
  slipped
• 21:46
  by
• 21:47
  at
• 21:47
  the
• 21:47
  Tyson
• 21:48
  fight.
• 21:48
  Yeah.
• 21:49
  How
• 21:49
  in
• 21:50
  God's
• 21:51
  name
• 21:51
  I
• 21:51
  know.
• 21:52
  Did
• 21:52
  that
• 21:52
  happen?
• 21:52
  Now
• 21:52
  you're
• 21:53
  like,
• 21:53
  yeah.
• 21:54
  Now
• 21:54
  we're
• 21:54
  like.
• 21:55
  So
• 21:55
  we
• 21:55
  became
• 21:55
  friends
• 21:55
  with
• 21:56
  the
• 21:56
  woman
• 21:56
  who
• 21:56
  produced
• 21:57
  our
• 21:57
  Showtime
• 21:57
  special,
• 21:58
  but
• 21:58
  she
• 21:58
  also
• 21:58
  did
• 21:58
  the
• 21:59
  live
• 21:59
  fights
• 21:59
  at
• 22:00
  the
• 22:00
  MGM
• 22:00
  grand
• 22:01
  in
• 22:01
  Vegas
• 22:01
  for
• 22:01
  Showtime.
• 22:02
  Oh.
• 22:03
  So
• 22:03
  she
• 22:04
  would
• 22:04
  invite
• 22:04
  us
• 22:04
  to
• 22:05
  the
• 22:05
  fights.
• 22:05
  Yeah.
• 22:06
  And
• 22:06
  we
• 22:07
  were
• 22:07
  fish
• 22:07
  out
• 22:08
  of
• 22:08
  water
• 22:08
  there.
• 22:09
  There
• 22:10
  were
• 22:10
  celebrities
• 22:11
  beyond
• 22:12
  celebrities.
• 22:13
  And
• 22:13
  of
• 22:13
  course,
• 22:13
  I
• 22:13
  don't
• 22:13
  recognize
• 22:14
  Meryl,
• 22:15
  to
• 22:15
  be
• 22:15
  truthful.
• 22:15
  Marilyn
• 22:16
  is.
• 22:16
  She's
• 22:16
  so
• 22:17
  lame
• 22:17
  when
• 22:17
  it
• 22:17
  comes
• 22:17
  to
• 22:17
  celebrities.
• 22:19
  I
• 22:19
  had
• 22:19
  to
• 22:19
  develop
• 22:20
  a
• 22:20
  signal
• 22:21
  so
• 22:21
  that
• 22:21
  when
• 22:22
  we
• 22:22
  were
• 22:22
  with
• 22:22
  somebody
• 22:23
  who
• 22:23
  was
• 22:23
  famous
• 22:23
  and
• 22:23
  I
• 22:24
  felt
• 22:24
  like
• 22:24
  they
• 22:24
  needed
• 22:25
  to
• 22:25
  be
• 22:25
  recognized,
• 22:26
  and
• 22:26
  she
• 22:26
  had
• 22:26
  no
• 22:26
  idea
• 22:27
  I'd
• 22:27
  say,
• 22:27
  hey,
• 22:28
  mama.
• 22:28
  That
• 22:29
  was
• 22:29
  the
• 22:29
  code.
• 22:29
  Hey,
• 22:29
  Mama.
• 22:30
  Hey,
• 22:30
  Mama.
• 22:30
  Hey,
• 22:30
  mama.
• 22:31
  Only
• 22:31
  at
• 22:31
  the
• 22:31
  Tyson
• 22:32
  fight,
• 22:32
  we
• 22:32
  go
• 22:32
  to
• 22:32
  this
• 22:33
  dinner
• 22:33
  that
• 22:33
  Judy,
• 22:34
  our
• 22:34
  producer,
• 22:35
  had
• 22:35
  invited
• 22:35
  us
• 22:35
  to,
• 22:35
  and
• 22:36
  it
• 22:36
  was
• 22:36
  literally
• 22:37
  like
• 22:37
  12
• 22:38
  people,
• 22:38
  and
• 22:38
  it
• 22:38
  was
• 22:39
  Don
• 22:39
  King,
• 22:39
  Robert
• 22:40
  shapiro
• 22:41
  during
• 22:41
  the
• 22:41
  O.J.
• 22:41
  trial.
• 22:43
  Run
• 22:43
  DMC,
• 22:43
  the
• 22:43
  rap
• 22:44
  group,
• 22:44
  Jesse
• 22:44
  Jackson
• 22:45
  Jr.
• 22:47
  And
• 22:47
  us.
• 22:48
  So
• 22:48
  we're
• 22:49
  talking
• 22:49
  to
• 22:49
  Run
• 22:49
  DMC
• 22:50
  and
• 22:50
  this
• 22:50
  one,
• 22:50
  blank.
• 22:51
  I
• 22:51
  don't
• 22:52
  know.
• 22:52
  She's
• 22:52
  trying
• 22:52
  to
• 22:52
  say,
• 22:52
  hey,
• 22:53
  Mama.
• 22:53
  And
• 22:53
  I'm
• 22:53
  looking
• 22:54
  all
• 22:54
  around
• 22:54
  the
• 22:54
  room.
• 22:55
  I
• 22:55
  said,
• 22:55
  oh,
• 22:55
  my
• 22:55
  God.
• 22:56
  I'm
• 22:56
  going,
• 22:56
  hey,
• 22:56
  Mama.
• 22:57
  Nothing,
• 22:57
  Nothing.
• 22:58
  But
• 22:58
  you
• 22:58
  got
• 22:58
  intimate
• 22:59
  with
• 22:59
  Don
• 22:59
  King,
• 23:00
  didn't
• 23:00
  you?
• 23:00
  Yes,
• 23:00
  I
• 23:00
  did.
• 23:01
  I
• 23:01
  did.
• 23:01
  Intimate.
• 23:03
  No,
• 23:03
  clearly.
• 23:04
  It's
• 23:04
  like
• 23:04
  Judy
• 23:05
  comes
• 23:05
  over
• 23:05
  to
• 23:05
  me,
• 23:05
  and
• 23:05
  she
• 23:06
  goes,
• 23:06
  what
• 23:06
  is
• 23:06
  Marilyn
• 23:06
  doing?
• 23:07
  And
• 23:07
  I
• 23:07
  said,
• 23:08
  looks
• 23:08
  like
• 23:08
  she's
• 23:08
  running
• 23:09
  her
• 23:09
  hands
• 23:09
  through
• 23:09
  Don
• 23:09
  King's
• 23:10
  hair.
• 23:12
  Vertically.
• 23:12
  Yes,
• 23:12
  vertically.
• 23:13
  I
• 23:13
  was
• 23:14
  getting
• 23:14
  his
• 23:14
  hair
• 23:14
  as
• 23:15
  tall
• 23:15
  as
• 23:16
  I
• 23:16
  could.
• 23:16
  All
• 23:16
  the
• 23:16
  way
• 23:17
  to
• 23:17
  heaven,
• 23:17
  baby.
• 23:17
  She
• 23:17
  loved
• 23:18
  Aquanet
• 23:18
  back
• 23:19
  in
• 23:19
  the
• 23:19
  day
• 23:19
  when.
• 23:19
  In
• 23:19
  the
• 23:19
  60s.
• 23:20
  And
• 23:21
  I
• 23:21
  could
• 23:21
  just
• 23:21
  see
• 23:21
  she
• 23:21
  was
• 23:21
  wishing
• 23:22
  she
• 23:22
  had
• 23:22
  it
• 23:22
  in
• 23:22
  her
• 23:22
  pocket
• 23:23
  to
• 23:23
  just
• 23:23
  spray
• 23:24
  it
• 23:24
  all
• 23:24
  up.
• 23:25
  And
• 23:25
  he
• 23:25
  was
• 23:25
  cool.
• 23:26
  Yeah.
• 23:26
  Oh,
• 23:26
  he
• 23:26
  was
• 23:27
  more
• 23:27
  than
• 23:27
  cool.
• 23:27
  He
• 23:27
  was
• 23:28
  digging
• 23:28
  her.
• 23:30
  I
• 23:30
  never
• 23:30
  recognized
• 23:31
  anybody.
• 23:31
  Jeffrey
• 23:32
  Dahmer
• 23:32
  can
• 23:32
  walk
• 23:33
  right
• 23:34
  past
• 23:34
  me,
• 23:34
  chewing
• 23:35
  on
• 23:35
  somebody's
• 23:36
  leg,
• 23:36
  and
• 23:36
  I
• 23:36
  wouldn't
• 23:37
  get
• 23:37
  it.
• 23:38
  You're
• 23:38
  in
• 23:38
  Vegas
• 23:38
  for
• 23:39
  this
• 23:39
  fight?
• 23:39
  This
• 23:39
  is
• 23:39
  the
• 23:40
  infamous
• 23:40
  fight?
• 23:41
  Yes.
• 23:41
  Oh,
• 23:41
  this
• 23:41
  is
• 23:41
  the
• 23:41
  Tyson
• 23:42
  Holyfield
• 23:42
  fight.
• 23:43
  When
• 23:43
  Tyson
• 23:43
  bit
• 23:44
  off
• 23:44
  Holyfield.
• 23:45
  Yes.
• 23:45
  So
• 23:45
  we
• 23:45
  were
• 23:46
  ringside.
• 23:47
  Marilyn
• 23:48
  and
• 23:48
  I
• 23:48
  are
• 23:48
  ringside.
• 23:49
  And
• 23:49
  yet
• 23:49
  we
• 23:49
  got
• 23:49
  there,
• 23:50
  and
• 23:50
  our
• 23:50
  husbands
• 23:50
  were
• 23:50
  with
• 23:50
  us,
• 23:51
  too.
• 23:51
  That's
• 23:51
  hilarious.
• 23:52
  Just
• 23:52
  the
• 23:52
  thought
• 23:52
  of
• 23:52
  you
• 23:53
  two.
• 23:53
  Yeah.
• 23:54
  Like,
• 23:54
  hardly
• 23:54
  the
• 23:55
  demographic
• 23:55
  they're
• 23:56
  looking
• 23:56
  for.
• 23:56
  Right.
• 23:57
  But
• 23:57
  it
• 23:57
  was
• 23:57
  Judy.
• 23:58
  It
• 23:58
  was
• 23:58
  the
• 23:59
  producer
• 23:59
  who
• 23:59
  got
• 24:00
  us,
• 24:00
  but
• 24:00
  still.
• 24:01
  And
• 24:01
  the
• 24:01
  taxi
• 24:01
  driver
• 24:02
  says.
• 24:02
  We
• 24:02
  ended
• 24:03
  up
• 24:03
  telling
• 24:03
  the
• 24:03
  taxi
• 24:03
  driver
• 24:04
  we
• 24:04
  had
• 24:04
  ringside
• 24:04
  seats.
• 24:05
  He
• 24:05
  said,
• 24:05
  oh,
• 24:05
  if
• 24:05
  you
• 24:05
  want
• 24:05
  to
• 24:05
  sell
• 24:06
  those
• 24:06
  tickets,
• 24:06
  I
• 24:06
  could
• 24:06
  sell
• 24:07
  them
• 24:07
  probably
• 24:07
  for
• 24:07
  $10,000
• 24:08
  a
• 24:08
  piece.
• 24:09
  And
• 24:09
  my
• 24:09
  husband
• 24:09
  looks
• 24:10
  at
• 24:10
  me,
• 24:10
  and
• 24:10
  I'm
• 24:10
  like.
• 24:10
  Like,
• 24:11
  don't
• 24:11
  even
• 24:11
  think
• 24:11
  about
• 24:12
  it.
• 24:12
  We're
• 24:12
  not
• 24:12
  gonna
• 24:12
  show
• 24:13
  up
• 24:13
  and
• 24:13
  have
• 24:13
  Judy
• 24:14
  sitting
• 24:14
  next
• 24:14
  to
• 24:15
  God
• 24:15
  knows
• 24:15
  who.
• 24:16
  Yeah.
• 24:16
  Carol
• 24:17
  sold
• 24:17
  us
• 24:17
  your
• 24:17
  tickets.
• 24:18
  Did
• 24:18
  you
• 24:19
  see
• 24:19
  that
• 24:19
  happen?
• 24:19
  Were
• 24:20
  you
• 24:20
  watching
• 24:20
  that
• 24:20
  moment?
• 24:21
  Yes.
• 24:22
  We
• 24:22
  were
• 24:22
  ringside.
• 24:23
  And
• 24:23
  literally,
• 24:23
  he
• 24:24
  spit
• 24:24
  out
• 24:24
  the
• 24:24
  ear,
• 24:25
  narrowly
• 24:25
  missing
• 24:25
  the
• 24:26
  cute
• 24:26
  little
• 24:26
  Hawaiian
• 24:26
  dress
• 24:27
  I
• 24:27
  was
• 24:27
  wearing.
• 24:27
  And
• 24:28
  then
• 24:28
  we
• 24:28
  had
• 24:28
  to
• 24:28
  leave
• 24:29
  because
• 24:29
  all
• 24:30
  hell
• 24:30
  broke
• 24:30
  loose
• 24:30
  because
• 24:31
  he
• 24:31
  got
• 24:31
  disqualified,
• 24:32
  Right?
• 24:32
  Yeah.
• 24:33
  And
• 24:33
  the
• 24:33
  audience
• 24:33
  went
• 24:34
  crazy.
• 24:35
  Cause
• 24:35
  they'd
• 24:35
  spent
• 24:36
  all
• 24:36
  this
• 24:36
  money
• 24:37
  to
• 24:37
  go
• 24:37
  to
• 24:38
  the
• 24:38
  fight.
• 24:38
  And
• 24:38
  then
• 24:38
  it
• 24:38
  ended
• 24:39
  in
• 24:39
  the
• 24:39
  third
• 24:39
  round.
• 24:40
  So
• 24:40
  people
• 24:40
  were
• 24:41
  ticked
• 24:41
  off,
• 24:42
  and
• 24:42
  so
• 24:42
  they
• 24:43
  started
• 24:43
  throwing
• 24:44
  food
• 24:45
  and
• 24:45
  drinks
• 24:45
  and
• 24:46
  screaming
• 24:46
  obscenities.
• 24:47
  And
• 24:47
  so
• 24:47
  it
• 24:47
  just.
• 24:48
  The
• 24:48
  whole
• 24:49
  place
• 24:49
  got
• 24:49
  tense
• 24:50
  in
• 24:51
  a
• 24:51
  weird
• 24:51
  vibe.
• 24:51
  And
• 24:52
  so
• 24:52
  we
• 24:52
  were
• 24:52
  like.
• 24:52
  We
• 24:52
  got.
• 24:53
  And
• 24:53
  my
• 24:53
  husband.
• 24:54
  Our
• 24:54
  husbands
• 24:54
  were
• 24:54
  like,
• 24:54
  we're
• 24:55
  out
• 24:55
  of
• 24:55
  here.
• 24:55
  Look.
• 24:55
  Come
• 24:55
  on.
• 24:56
  A
• 24:56
  fight
• 24:56
  in
• 24:56
  Vegas,
• 24:57
  that
• 24:57
  kind
• 24:58
  of
• 24:58
  money,
• 24:58
  that's
• 24:59
  a
• 24:59
  whole
• 24:59
  nother
• 24:59
  aspect
• 24:59
  of
• 25:00
  human
• 25:00
  nature.
• 25:00
  Yeah.
• 25:00
  And
• 25:01
  it
• 25:01
  attracts
• 25:01
  a
• 25:01
  certain
• 25:02
  audience.
• 25:02
  Yeah.
• 25:03
  And
• 25:03
  instead,
• 25:03
  they
• 25:04
  got
• 25:04
  an
• 25:04
  earring.
• 25:05
  My
• 25:05
  wife
• 25:05
  and
• 25:05
  I
• 25:05
  were
• 25:06
  coming.
• 25:06
  My
• 25:06
  wife
• 25:06
  and
• 25:07
  I
• 25:07
  were
• 25:07
  coming
• 25:07
  home
• 25:07
  one
• 25:07
  evening
• 25:08
  in
• 25:08
  our.
• 25:08
  We
• 25:09
  just
• 25:09
  live.
• 25:09
  We
• 25:09
  park
• 25:09
  on
• 25:10
  the
• 25:10
  street.
• 25:10
  And
• 25:11
  there
• 25:11
  was
• 25:11
  one
• 25:11
  spot
• 25:12
  open,
• 25:12
  and
• 25:13
  I
• 25:13
  needed
• 25:13
  to
• 25:13
  take
• 25:14
  it.
• 25:14
  But
• 25:14
  there
• 25:14
  was
• 25:15
  a
• 25:15
  guy
• 25:15
  sitting
• 25:15
  on
• 25:15
  the
• 25:15
  tailgate
• 25:16
  of
• 25:16
  an
• 25:16
  suv,
• 25:17
  like
• 25:17
  a
• 25:18
  car,
• 25:19
  and
• 25:19
  he's
• 25:20
  intently
• 25:20
  looking
• 25:21
  at
• 25:21
  his
• 25:21
  screen
• 25:21
  on
• 25:21
  his
• 25:22
  phone,
• 25:22
  and
• 25:22
  his
• 25:23
  legs
• 25:23
  are
• 25:23
  hanging
• 25:23
  off,
• 25:23
  and
• 25:23
  I
• 25:24
  don't
• 25:24
  want
• 25:24
  to
• 25:24
  crush
• 25:24
  his
• 25:24
  legs.
• 25:25
  And
• 25:26
  he
• 25:26
  just
• 25:26
  keeps
• 25:26
  on
• 25:26
  being
• 25:27
  very
• 25:27
  careful.
• 25:27
  And
• 25:28
  as
• 25:28
  I'm
• 25:28
  doing
• 25:28
  that,
• 25:28
  he
• 25:29
  looks
• 25:29
  at
• 25:29
  me
• 25:29
  and
• 25:29
  goes,
• 25:30
  go
• 25:30
  ahead,
• 25:30
  park.
• 25:31
  Park.
• 25:31
  He
• 25:31
  gets
• 25:31
  very
• 25:32
  intact.
• 25:32
  Just
• 25:32
  really
• 25:32
  anxious.
• 25:33
  And
• 25:33
  I
• 25:33
  do.
• 25:33
  He
• 25:33
  goes,
• 25:34
  no,
• 25:34
  it's
• 25:34
  fine.
• 25:35
  And
• 25:35
  I
• 25:35
  get
• 25:35
  out
• 25:36
  of
• 25:36
  the
• 25:36
  car
• 25:36
  and
• 25:36
  I
• 25:36
  say,
• 25:37
  I
• 25:37
  recognize
• 25:37
  that
• 25:37
  it
• 25:38
  was
• 25:38
  Floyd
• 25:38
  Mayweather.
• 25:39
  Oh,
• 25:39
  my
• 25:39
  God.
• 25:40
  I
• 25:40
  go
• 25:40
  in
• 25:40
  the
• 25:40
  house
• 25:40
  and
• 25:40
  I
• 25:40
  go,
• 25:41
  wait
• 25:41
  a
• 25:41
  minute.
• 25:42
  Because
• 25:42
  I'm
• 25:42
  also
• 25:42
  the
• 25:42
  same
• 25:42
  way
• 25:42
  about
• 25:43
  celebrities.
• 25:44
  And
• 25:44
  I
• 25:44
  go.
• 25:44
  And
• 25:44
  I
• 25:45
  go,
• 25:45
  yeah.
• 25:45
  And
• 25:45
  I
• 25:45
  read
• 25:46
  real
• 25:46
  quickly
• 25:46
  online
• 25:46
  like
• 25:47
  that
• 25:47
  everybody
• 25:48
  was
• 25:48
  ridiculing
• 25:49
  him
• 25:49
  for
• 25:49
  a
• 25:49
  comeback.
• 25:50
  He
• 25:50
  wanted
• 25:50
  to
• 25:50
  win
• 25:50
  his
• 25:51
  50th
• 25:51
  and
• 25:52
  come
• 25:52
  out
• 25:53
  of
• 25:53
  retirement
• 25:53
  the
• 25:53
  third
• 25:53
  time
• 25:53
  to
• 25:54
  win
• 25:54
  his
• 25:54
  50th
• 25:54
  fight.
• 25:55
  So
• 25:55
  I
• 25:55
  gotta
• 25:56
  walk
• 25:56
  the
• 25:56
  dog.
• 25:56
  So
• 25:57
  I
• 25:57
  go
• 25:57
  out
• 25:57
  there
• 25:57
  and
• 25:57
  walk
• 25:57
  the
• 25:57
  dog,
• 25:58
  and
• 25:58
  I
• 25:58
  come.
• 25:58
  I
• 25:58
  said,
• 25:58
  are
• 25:58
  you
• 25:59
  Floyd?
• 26:00
  He
• 26:00
  goes,
• 26:00
  yeah,
• 26:01
  man.
• 26:01
  I
• 26:01
  said,
• 26:02
  what
• 26:02
  are
• 26:02
  you
• 26:02
  doing
• 26:02
  here?
• 26:03
  What
• 26:04
  are
• 26:04
  you
• 26:04
  doing
• 26:04
  in
• 26:04
  front
• 26:04
  of
• 26:05
  our
• 26:05
  house?
• 26:05
  He's
• 26:05
  all
• 26:05
  by
• 26:05
  himself.
• 26:06
  He
• 26:06
  goes,
• 26:06
  oh,
• 26:07
  I
• 26:07
  love
• 26:07
  this
• 26:07
  neighborhood,
• 26:07
  man.
• 26:08
  I
• 26:08
  come
• 26:08
  here,
• 26:08
  I
• 26:09
  just
• 26:09
  love
• 26:09
  this
• 26:09
  neighborhood.
• 26:09
  Nobody
• 26:10
  bothers
• 26:10
  me.
• 26:10
  I
• 26:10
  said,
• 26:11
  sorry.
• 26:12
  And
• 26:12
  he
• 26:12
  said,
• 26:12
  my
• 26:12
  sister
• 26:13
  lives
• 26:13
  in
• 26:13
  the
• 26:13
  marina,
• 26:13
  and
• 26:14
  everybody
• 26:14
  always
• 26:14
  comes
• 26:14
  around
• 26:15
  and
• 26:15
  grabs
• 26:15
  at
• 26:15
  me.
• 26:15
  And
• 26:16
  I
• 26:16
  said,
• 26:16
  hey,
• 26:16
  listen.
• 26:17
  I
• 26:17
  said.
• 26:17
  I
• 26:17
  said,
• 26:18
  it's
• 26:18
  our
• 26:18
  secret,
• 26:19
  and
• 26:19
  welcome
• 26:19
  to
• 26:19
  the
• 26:20
  neighborhood.
• 26:20
  And
• 26:20
  can
• 26:21
  I
• 26:21
  get
• 26:21
  you
• 26:21
  anything
• 26:21
  to
• 26:21
  drink?
• 26:22
  Right.
• 26:22
  No,
• 26:22
  that's
• 26:22
  cool.
• 26:23
  He
• 26:23
  goes,
• 26:23
  come
• 26:23
  here.
• 26:24
  He
• 26:24
  goes,
• 26:24
  come
• 26:24
  here.
• 26:25
  And
• 26:25
  he
• 26:25
  comes
• 26:25
  over
• 26:25
  and
• 26:25
  he
• 26:25
  says
• 26:26
  he's
• 26:26
  watching
• 26:26
  YouTube
• 26:27
  videos.
• 26:27
  Of
• 26:28
  Connor?
• 26:29
  No,
• 26:29
  of
• 26:29
  Conor
• 26:30
  McGregor.
• 26:30
  Oh.
• 26:31
  And
• 26:31
  he's
• 26:31
  going,
• 26:32
  this
• 26:32
  punk
• 26:32
  ass.
• 26:32
  I'm
• 26:33
  gonna
• 26:33
  kick
• 26:33
  this
• 26:33
  punk
• 26:33
  ass.
• 26:34
  Kick
• 26:34
  his
• 26:35
  ass.
• 26:35
  I'm
• 26:35
  gonna
• 26:35
  kick
• 26:35
  ass.
• 26:35
  Yes.
• 26:37
  And
• 26:37
  he
• 26:37
  said,
• 26:37
  bet
• 26:37
  on
• 26:38
  me.
• 26:38
  Bet
• 26:38
  on
• 26:39
  me
• 26:39
  as
• 26:39
  I'm
• 26:39
  leaving.
• 26:40
  And
• 26:40
  I
• 26:40
  said,
• 26:41
  okay.
• 26:41
  And
• 26:41
  I'm
• 26:42
  walking
• 26:42
  away.
• 26:42
  He
• 26:42
  goes,
• 26:42
  come
• 26:43
  here.
• 26:43
  You
• 26:43
  want
• 26:43
  a
• 26:43
  selfie?
• 26:44
  And
• 26:44
  I
• 26:44
  said,
• 26:44
  sure.
• 26:44
  So
• 26:44
  we
• 26:45
  take
• 26:45
  a
• 26:45
  selfie.
• 26:45
  Oh,
• 26:45
  that's
• 26:45
  cute.
• 26:46
  And
• 26:46
  he
• 26:46
  was
• 26:46
  so
• 26:47
  sweet.
• 26:47
  And,
• 26:48
  like,
• 26:48
  everybody
• 26:48
  was
• 26:48
  laughing
• 26:49
  at
• 26:49
  him.
• 26:49
  A
• 26:50
  year
• 26:50
  later,
• 26:51
  he
• 26:51
  made
• 26:52
  it
• 26:52
  happen.
• 26:52
  Yeah,
• 26:53
  he
• 26:53
  did.
• 26:53
  He
• 26:53
  made
• 26:53
  $300
• 26:54
  million
• 26:55
  on
• 26:55
  that
• 26:56
  fight.
• 26:56
  And
• 26:56
  he's
• 26:56
  sitting
• 26:56
  in
• 26:56
  the
• 26:57
  back
• 26:57
  of
• 26:57
  that
• 26:57
  car
• 26:58
  dreaming
• 26:58
  it
• 26:58
  up.
• 26:59
  And
• 26:59
  that's.
• 26:59
  I
• 26:59
  realized
• 27:00
  the
• 27:00
  dynamics
• 27:01
  of
• 27:01
  the
• 27:02
  fight
• 27:02
  industry
• 27:02
  is
• 27:03
  That's
• 27:03
  a
• 27:03
  real
• 27:03
  competitor.
• 27:04
  Incredible.
• 27:05
  Incredible.
• 27:06
  So
• 27:06
  when
• 27:07
  we
• 27:07
  went
• 27:07
  to
• 27:07
  the
• 27:07
  fight,
• 27:07
  we
• 27:08
  were
• 27:08
  leaving,
• 27:08
  and
• 27:09
  then
• 27:09
  we're
• 27:09
  in
• 27:09
  this
• 27:09
  corridor
• 27:10
  that
• 27:10
  connects
• 27:10
  the
• 27:10
  casino
• 27:11
  and
• 27:11
  the
• 27:12
  MGM
• 27:13
  grand
• 27:13
  arena,
• 27:14
  and
• 27:14
  all
• 27:14
  of
• 27:14
  a
• 27:14
  sudden
• 27:15
  you
• 27:15
  hear
• 27:15
  this
• 27:15
  pop,
• 27:16
  which
• 27:16
  clearly
• 27:17
  was
• 27:17
  gunfire.
• 27:18
  And
• 27:18
  then
• 27:19
  later,
• 27:19
  they
• 27:19
  said,
• 27:20
  oh,
• 27:20
  no,
• 27:20
  they
• 27:20
  were
• 27:20
  just
• 27:21
  popping
• 27:21
  champagne
• 27:22
  bottles.
• 27:22
  Yeah.
• 27:22
  Which
• 27:23
  was
• 27:23
  BS
• 27:24
  Cause
• 27:24
  a
• 27:24
  champagne
• 27:25
  cork
• 27:25
  sounds
• 27:26
  just
• 27:26
  like
• 27:26
  a
• 27:26
  gunfire.
• 27:26
  And
• 27:27
  so
• 27:27
  literally
• 27:27
  in
• 27:28
  that
• 27:28
  cork,
• 27:28
  thousands
• 27:29
  of
• 27:29
  people
• 27:29
  who
• 27:29
  were
• 27:30
  leaving
• 27:30
  the
• 27:30
  fight
• 27:30
  turn
• 27:31
  around
• 27:31
  and
• 27:31
  run
• 27:31
  in
• 27:31
  the
• 27:31
  opposite
• 27:32
  direction.
• 27:33
  And
• 27:33
  the
• 27:33
  adrenaline
• 27:33
  is
• 27:33
  like
• 27:34
  running
• 27:34
  through
• 27:34
  me.
• 27:35
  And
• 27:35
  I'm
• 27:35
  just
• 27:35
  thinking,
• 27:35
  I
• 27:36
  don't
• 27:36
  want
• 27:36
  to
• 27:36
  die
• 27:36
  in
• 27:37
  Vegas.
• 27:39
  And
• 27:39
  Meryl
• 27:39
  and
• 27:39
  her
• 27:40
  husband
• 27:40
  scooped
• 27:40
  behind
• 27:40
  this
• 27:41
  big
• 27:41
  marble
• 27:41
  pillar
• 27:41
  smartly.
• 27:42
  She's
• 27:42
  smart.
• 27:42
  Yeah.
• 27:43
  I
• 27:43
  was
• 27:44
  not
• 27:44
  so
• 27:44
  clear
• 27:44
  headed.
• 27:45
  And
• 27:45
  so
• 27:45
  I
• 27:45
  dove
• 27:46
  through
• 27:47
  a
• 27:48
  big
• 27:48
  open
• 27:49
  window
• 27:49
  of
• 27:49
  an
• 27:49
  Italian
• 27:50
  restaurant
• 27:50
  because
• 27:51
  it
• 27:51
  was
• 27:51
  the
• 27:51
  first
• 27:51
  opening
• 27:52
  I
• 27:52
  saw.
• 27:53
  And
• 27:53
  there
• 27:54
  was
• 27:54
  a
• 27:54
  window
• 27:54
  box
• 27:54
  out
• 27:55
  front.
• 27:55
  And
• 27:55
  I
• 27:55
  dove
• 27:56
  and
• 27:56
  did
• 27:56
  a
• 27:56
  ninja
• 27:57
  roll
• 27:57
  on
• 27:57
  a
• 27:57
  spaghetti
• 27:57
  bolognese
• 27:58
  for
• 27:58
  four.
• 27:59
  And
• 27:59
  then
• 27:59
  I
• 28:00
  ended
• 28:00
  up
• 28:01
  in
• 28:01
  the
• 28:01
  kitchen.
• 28:01
  And
• 28:01
  my
• 28:01
  husband
• 28:02
  was
• 28:02
  like,
• 28:02
  why
• 28:02
  didn't
• 28:03
  you
• 28:03
  just
• 28:03
  take
• 28:03
  the
• 28:03
  door?
• 28:03
  And
• 28:03
  I'm
• 28:04
  like,
• 28:04
  I
• 28:04
  don't
• 28:04
  know.
• 28:04
  I
• 28:04
  didn't
• 28:05
  see
• 28:05
  the
• 28:05
  door.
• 28:05
  And
• 28:05
  then
• 28:06
  he
• 28:06
  asked
• 28:06
  me
• 28:06
  if
• 28:06
  I
• 28:06
  got
• 28:06
  any
• 28:07
  breadsticks.
• 28:08
  And
• 28:09
  I
• 28:09
  was
• 28:09
  just
• 28:09
  like.
• 28:09
  And
• 28:10
  I
• 28:10
  went
• 28:10
  back
• 28:10
  the
• 28:10
  next
• 28:10
  day,
• 28:10
  the
• 28:11
  window
• 28:11
  box
• 28:11
  was
• 28:11
  gone.
• 28:12
  Cause
• 28:12
  I
• 28:12
  had
• 28:12
  just
• 28:12
  mowed
• 28:13
  it
• 28:13
  down.
• 28:13
  What
• 28:14
  was
• 28:14
  that
• 28:14
  about?
• 28:15
  Did
• 28:16
  you
• 28:16
  ever
• 28:16
  find
• 28:16
  out?
• 28:17
  We
• 28:17
  heard
• 28:17
  that
• 28:17
  they
• 28:18
  would
• 28:18
  comp
• 28:18
  a
• 28:18
  lot
• 28:18
  of
• 28:19
  gangs.
• 28:19
  Gang
• 28:20
  members.
• 28:20
  Wow.
• 28:21
  And
• 28:21
  that
• 28:21
  they
• 28:21
  wanted
• 28:22
  to
• 28:22
  rob
• 28:22
  the
• 28:22
  casino.
• 28:23
  So
• 28:23
  they
• 28:23
  shot
• 28:24
  blanks.
• 28:25
  And
• 28:25
  then
• 28:25
  what
• 28:25
  they
• 28:25
  did
• 28:26
  was
• 28:26
  they
• 28:26
  locked
• 28:26
  the
• 28:27
  doors
• 28:27
  to
• 28:27
  the
• 28:27
  casino.
• 28:28
  Like
• 28:28
  you
• 28:28
  can't
• 28:29
  get
• 28:29
  in
• 28:29
  or
• 28:29
  out.
• 28:30
  And
• 28:30
  then
• 28:31
  what
• 28:31
  they
• 28:31
  do
• 28:31
  is
• 28:31
  they
• 28:31
  tip
• 28:32
  all
• 28:32
  the
• 28:32
  tables
• 28:33
  with
• 28:33
  the
• 28:33
  chips
• 28:33
  into
• 28:33
  the
• 28:34
  pit
• 28:35
  because
• 28:35
  they
• 28:35
  know
• 28:36
  that
• 28:36
  they're
• 28:37
  trying
• 28:37
  to
• 28:37
  create
• 28:37
  chaos.
• 28:38
  And
• 28:39
  so
• 28:39
  all
• 28:39
  those
• 28:39
  chips
• 28:40
  and
• 28:40
  everything
• 28:40
  go
• 28:41
  into
• 28:41
  the
• 28:41
  pit
• 28:41
  and
• 28:42
  then
• 28:42
  they
• 28:42
  cover
• 28:42
  it
• 28:42
  all
• 28:42
  up.
• 28:43
  And
• 28:43
  then
• 28:43
  they.
• 28:43
  That
• 28:44
  sounds
• 28:44
  like
• 28:44
  a
• 28:44
  great
• 28:44
  night
• 28:45
  out.
• 28:45
  It
• 28:45
  was
• 28:46
  wild.
• 28:47
  So
• 28:47
  we
• 28:47
  did
• 28:47
  the
• 28:47
  Showtime
• 28:48
  special
• 28:48
  and
• 28:49
  then
• 28:49
  the
• 28:49
  Showtime
• 28:50
  special
• 28:50
  begot
• 28:50
  the
• 28:50
  talk
• 28:51
  show.
• 28:51
  The
• 28:51
  Showtime
• 28:52
  special
• 28:52
  was
• 28:53
  your
• 28:53
  material?
• 28:53
  Yes.
• 28:54
  So
• 28:54
  you
• 28:54
  got
• 28:54
  to
• 28:54
  do
• 28:54
  your
• 28:55
  thing.
• 28:55
  And
• 28:56
  it
• 28:56
  was
• 28:56
  fun.
• 28:56
  So
• 28:57
  that
• 28:57
  was
• 28:57
  satisfying.
• 28:57
  Yes.
• 28:58
  Is
• 28:58
  it
• 28:59
  still
• 28:59
  available?
• 28:59
  Can
• 28:59
  people
• 29:00
  see
• 29:00
  it?
• 29:00
  Yeah,
• 29:00
  it's
• 29:01
  actually
• 29:01
  on
• 29:01
  YouTube.
• 29:02
  It's
• 29:02
  on
• 29:02
  YouTube,
• 29:02
  I
• 29:02
  think.
• 29:02
  Yeah,
• 29:03
  it's
• 29:03
  on
• 29:03
  YouTube.
• 29:03
  Great.
• 29:03
  Cool.
• 29:04
  And
• 29:04
  from
• 29:04
  there
• 29:05
  you
• 29:05
  got
• 29:05
  a
• 29:05
  talk
• 29:05
  show?
• 29:06
  Yes.
• 29:06
  On
• 29:07
  abc?
• 29:07
  On
• 29:08
  abc.
• 29:08
  Because
• 29:08
  the
• 29:08
  president
• 29:09
  of
• 29:09
  NBC
• 29:10
  Television
• 29:10
  actually
• 29:11
  ended
• 29:11
  up
• 29:11
  going
• 29:11
  to
• 29:11
  Viacom.
• 29:12
  He
• 29:12
  just
• 29:13
  always
• 29:13
  was
• 29:13
  a
• 29:13
  big
• 29:13
  supporter
• 29:14
  and
• 29:14
  believer
• 29:15
  in
• 29:15
  us.
• 29:15
  He
• 29:15
  signed
• 29:15
  us
• 29:15
  at
• 29:16
  NBC
• 29:16
  and
• 29:16
  then
• 29:16
  he
• 29:17
  moved
• 29:17
  over
• 29:17
  to
• 29:18
  Viacom
• 29:18
  and
• 29:18
  said
• 29:19
  this
• 29:19
  would
• 29:19
  be
• 29:19
  a
• 29:19
  great
• 29:19
  talk
• 29:19
  show.
• 29:20
  And
• 29:20
  so
• 29:21
  we
• 29:21
  did
• 29:21
  a
• 29:22
  deal
• 29:22
  with
• 29:22
  Viacom
• 29:22
  and
• 29:23
  abc
• 29:23
  and
• 29:24
  then
• 29:24
  we
• 29:24
  did
• 29:24
  that.
• 29:25
  What
• 29:25
  was
• 29:25
  the
• 29:25
  name
• 29:25
  of
• 29:25
  the
• 29:25
  show?
• 29:26
  Carolyn.
• 29:26
  Marilyn.
• 29:27
  Carolyn.
• 29:27
  Marilyn.
• 29:27
  Yeah.
• 29:28
  Real.
• 29:28
  It
• 29:28
  was
• 29:28
  like
• 29:29
  10
• 29:29
  in
• 29:29
  the
• 29:29
  morning,
• 29:29
  wasn't
• 29:29
  it?
• 29:30
  10
• 29:30
  in
• 29:30
  the
• 29:30
  morning?
• 29:30
  Yeah.
• 29:31
  10
• 29:31
  in
• 29:31
  the
• 29:31
  morning.
• 29:31
  Was
• 29:32
  it
• 29:32
  syndicated?
• 29:33
  Yes.
• 29:33
  Yeah.
• 29:34
  Oh,
• 29:34
  yeah.
• 29:34
  Marilyn
• 29:34
  and
• 29:35
  I
• 29:35
  were
• 29:35
  in
• 29:35
  Little
• 29:35
  Italy
• 29:35
  in
• 29:35
  New
• 29:36
  York
• 29:36
  one
• 29:36
  day
• 29:36
  and
• 29:36
  we're
• 29:36
  walking
• 29:37
  down
• 29:37
  the
• 29:37
  street
• 29:37
  and
• 29:37
  I
• 29:37
  kind
• 29:37
  of
• 29:38
  spy
• 29:38
  out
• 29:38
  of
• 29:38
  my
• 29:39
  private
• 29:39
  eye.
• 29:40
  I
• 29:40
  see
• 29:40
  JFK
• 29:41
  Jr.
• 29:41
  The
• 29:41
  cute
• 29:42
  one
• 29:42
  with
• 29:42
  his
• 29:42
  wife,
• 29:43
  and
• 29:43
  they're
• 29:43
  eating
• 29:43
  dinner.
• 29:44
  Code
• 29:44
  word.
• 29:45
  And,
• 29:45
  oh,
• 29:45
  I
• 29:46
  didn't
• 29:46
  have
• 29:46
  a
• 29:46
  chance
• 29:46
  to.
• 29:46
  Hey,
• 29:46
  Mama.
• 29:47
  Her.
• 29:47
  And
• 29:48
  I
• 29:48
  was
• 29:48
  just
• 29:48
  like,
• 29:48
  who
• 29:48
  is
• 29:49
  that?
• 29:49
  And
• 29:49
  I
• 29:49
  was
• 29:49
  like,
• 29:50
  yeah,
• 29:50
  hey,
• 29:51
  Mama.
• 29:52
  Of
• 29:52
  course
• 29:52
  I'm
• 29:53
  not
• 29:53
  gonna
• 29:53
  say
• 29:53
  anything,
• 29:53
  but
• 29:53
  he's
• 29:53
  out
• 29:54
  on
• 29:54
  one
• 29:54
  of
• 29:54
  the.
• 29:54
  Those
• 29:54
  kind
• 29:55
  of
• 29:55
  patios,
• 29:56
  and
• 29:56
  we're
• 29:57
  walking
• 29:57
  past,
• 29:57
  and
• 29:58
  he
• 29:58
  jumps
• 29:58
  up
• 29:58
  from
• 29:58
  the
• 29:58
  table
• 29:59
  and
• 29:59
  he
• 29:59
  comes
• 29:59
  over
• 29:59
  and
• 29:59
  he
• 29:59
  goes,
• 30:00
  if
• 30:00
  it
• 30:00
  isn't
• 30:00
  the
• 30:00
  mommies.
• 30:01
  Always.
• 30:01
  And
• 30:02
  I
• 30:02
  was
• 30:02
  like,
• 30:02
  oh,
• 30:02
  my
• 30:02
  God,
• 30:03
  how
• 30:03
  do
• 30:03
  they
• 30:03
  know
• 30:03
  who
• 30:04
  they.
• 30:04
  This
• 30:04
  was
• 30:04
  the
• 30:05
  part
• 30:05
  that
• 30:05
  used
• 30:05
  to
• 30:05
  blow
• 30:05
  us
• 30:05
  away
• 30:06
  because
• 30:06
  we
• 30:06
  never
• 30:06
  felt
• 30:07
  famous.
• 30:07
  And
• 30:07
  it
• 30:07
  was
• 30:07
  just
• 30:08
  like,
• 30:08
  how
• 30:08
  does
• 30:08
  he
• 30:08
  know
• 30:09
  who
• 30:09
  we
• 30:09
  are?
• 30:09
  And
• 30:10
  he
• 30:10
  said,
• 30:10
  I
• 30:11
  get
• 30:11
  on
• 30:11
  the
• 30:11
  treadmill
• 30:11
  every
• 30:11
  morning
• 30:12
  and
• 30:12
  I
• 30:12
  watch
• 30:12
  your
• 30:12
  talk
• 30:12
  show
• 30:13
  while
• 30:14
  I
• 30:14
  work
• 30:14
  out.
• 30:15
  So
• 30:15
  you
• 30:15
  had
• 30:15
  great
• 30:15
  fans
• 30:16
  and
• 30:16
  you
• 30:16
  had
• 30:16
  a
• 30:16
  good
• 30:17
  time
• 30:17
  with
• 30:17
  the
• 30:17
  talk
• 30:17
  show.
• 30:17
  I
• 30:18
  saw
• 30:18
  some
• 30:18
  clips.
• 30:18
  We
• 30:18
  had
• 30:19
  a
• 30:19
  great
• 30:19
  time.
• 30:20
  You
• 30:20
  could
• 30:20
  do
• 30:21
  your
• 30:21
  thing.
• 30:21
  Yes.
• 30:22
  Yeah.
• 30:22
  It
• 30:22
  was
• 30:22
  so
• 30:23
  much
• 30:23
  better.
• 30:23
  And
• 30:24
  Carol
• 30:24
  and
• 30:24
  I,
• 30:26
  we
• 30:26
  are
• 30:26
  easy
• 30:27
  friends.
• 30:27
  And
• 30:27
  so
• 30:28
  there
• 30:28
  wasn't.
• 30:28
  It
• 30:28
  was
• 30:29
  just
• 30:29
  fun
• 30:30
  and
• 30:30
  easy
• 30:30
  to
• 30:30
  do.
• 30:31
  And
• 30:32
  yet
• 30:32
  Rosa
• 30:32
  Parks
• 30:33
  came
• 30:33
  on
• 30:33
  the
• 30:33
  show.
• 30:34
  And
• 30:34
  I
• 30:35
  just
• 30:35
  was
• 30:35
  so
• 30:36
  excited.
• 30:37
  We
• 30:37
  show
• 30:37
  the
• 30:37
  picture
• 30:38
  in
• 30:38
  our
• 30:38
  live
• 30:38
  show.
• 30:38
  The
• 30:38
  picture
• 30:39
  of
• 30:39
  Marilyn
• 30:39
  and
• 30:39
  Rose.
• 30:40
  I
• 30:40
  was
• 30:40
  actually
• 30:40
  in
• 30:40
  that
• 30:41
  picture.
• 30:41
  She
• 30:41
  cut
• 30:41
  me
• 30:42
  out
• 30:42
  of
• 30:42
  it.
• 30:43
  That's
• 30:43
  right.
• 30:44
  How
• 30:44
  long
• 30:44
  did
• 30:44
  the
• 30:46
  Doctor
• 30:46
  last?
• 30:46
  The
• 30:46
  Doctor
• 30:47
  last?
• 30:47
  It
• 30:47
  was
• 30:47
  about
• 30:47
  a
• 30:47
  year
• 30:47
  and
• 30:47
  a
• 30:48
  half,
• 30:48
  too.
• 30:48
  And
• 30:48
  then
• 30:49
  Barbara
• 30:49
  Walters
• 30:50
  came
• 30:50
  back
• 30:51
  and
• 30:51
  said.
• 30:51
  Wanted
• 30:52
  our
• 30:52
  time
• 30:52
  slot.
• 30:53
  Her.
• 30:54
  She
• 30:54
  could
• 30:54
  have
• 30:54
  our
• 30:54
  time
• 30:54
  slot
• 30:55
  because
• 30:55
  she
• 30:55
  was
• 30:55
  fighting
• 30:55
  with
• 30:55
  Diane
• 30:56
  Sawyer
• 30:56
  over
• 30:56
  stories
• 30:57
  and
• 30:57
  the
• 30:57
  fact
• 30:58
  they
• 30:58
  let
• 30:58
  Diane
• 30:59
  Sawyer
• 30:59
  host
• 30:59
  20
• 31:00
  20.
• 31:00
  And
• 31:00
  so
• 31:01
  they
• 31:01
  just
• 31:01
  said,
• 31:01
  look,
• 31:01
  Barbara,
• 31:02
  if
• 31:02
  you
• 31:02
  stay
• 31:02
  at
• 31:02
  abc,
• 31:03
  we'll
• 31:03
  give
• 31:03
  you
• 31:03
  the
• 31:04
  time
• 31:04
  slot
• 31:05
  for
• 31:05
  the
• 31:05
  View.
• 31:06
  And
• 31:06
  then
• 31:06
  that's
• 31:07
  when
• 31:07
  the
• 31:07
  View
• 31:07
  placed
• 31:08
  us.
• 31:08
  So
• 31:08
  this
• 31:08
  was
• 31:08
  definitely
• 31:09
  a
• 31:09
  step
• 31:09
  down
• 31:09
  the
• 31:10
  ladder
• 31:10
  at
• 31:10
  this
• 31:10
  point.
• 31:10
  Oh,
• 31:11
  yeah.
• 31:11
  Okay.
• 31:11
  It
• 31:12
  got
• 31:12
  canceled.
• 31:12
  They
• 31:12
  didn't
• 31:12
  offer
• 31:13
  you
• 31:13
  another
• 31:13
  time
• 31:13
  slot.
• 31:14
  Yeah.
• 31:14
  So,
• 31:15
  yeah,
• 31:15
  so
• 31:15
  we
• 31:15
  got
• 31:16
  offered
• 31:16
  an
• 31:16
  infomercial.
• 31:17
  We
• 31:17
  really
• 31:17
  went
• 31:17
  down
• 31:18
  the
• 31:18
  Hollywood
• 31:18
  ladder.
• 31:20
  And
• 31:20
  we
• 31:20
  sold
• 31:20
  Walk
• 31:21
  Away
• 31:21
  cookware.
• 31:22
  Cookware.
• 31:22
  It's
• 31:22
  like
• 31:22
  a
• 31:22
  Crockpot.
• 31:23
  The
• 31:23
  whole
• 31:24
  thing
• 31:24
  was.
• 31:24
  Supposedly
• 31:24
  the
• 31:25
  idea
• 31:25
  was
• 31:25
  that
• 31:25
  you
• 31:26
  could.
• 31:26
  You
• 31:27
  start
• 31:28
  the
• 31:28
  meal
• 31:28
  on
• 31:29
  the
• 31:29
  stove,
• 31:30
  and
• 31:30
  then
• 31:30
  you
• 31:31
  put
• 31:31
  the
• 31:31
  top
• 31:31
  on
• 31:31
  it.
• 31:31
  She's
• 31:32
  going
• 31:32
  into
• 31:32
  it.
• 31:32
  And
• 31:33
  you
• 31:33
  put
• 31:33
  it
• 31:33
  in
• 31:33
  your
• 31:33
  car
• 31:34
  and
• 31:34
  you
• 31:34
  just
• 31:35
  walk
• 31:35
  away.
• 31:35
  You
• 31:36
  could
• 31:36
  put
• 31:36
  it
• 31:36
  in
• 31:36
  your.
• 31:37
  And
• 31:37
  so
• 31:37
  the
• 31:38
  chili
• 31:38
  would
• 31:38
  put
• 31:38
  it
• 31:38
  in
• 31:38
  your
• 31:38
  car.
• 31:39
  Yeah,
• 31:39
  the
• 31:39
  chili
• 31:39
  would
• 31:39
  keep
• 31:40
  cooking
• 31:40
  while
• 31:40
  you
• 31:40
  were
• 31:40
  gone.
• 31:41
  Cause
• 31:41
  it
• 31:41
  was
• 31:41
  like
• 31:41
  this
• 31:41
  double
• 31:41
  insulated.
• 31:42
  It
• 31:42
  got
• 31:42
  so
• 31:43
  hot.
• 31:43
  It
• 31:43
  was
• 31:43
  like
• 31:44
  a
• 31:44
  crock
• 31:44
  pot
• 31:44
  that
• 31:45
  you
• 31:45
  didn't
• 31:45
  have
• 31:45
  to
• 31:45
  plug
• 31:45
  in.
• 31:46
  So
• 31:46
  after
• 31:46
  work,
• 31:46
  you
• 31:46
  get
• 31:46
  in
• 31:47
  the
• 31:47
  car.
• 31:47
  And
• 31:47
  someone
• 31:47
  says,
• 31:49
  oh,
• 31:51
  the
• 31:51
  whole
• 31:51
  concept
• 31:51
  of
• 31:52
  it
• 31:52
  was
• 31:52
  ridiculous.
• 31:53
  My
• 31:53
  son,
• 31:53
  who's
• 31:53
  been
• 31:54
  helping
• 31:54
  us
• 31:54
  with
• 31:54
  the
• 31:54
  media
• 31:54
  for
• 31:55
  the
• 31:55
  show,
• 31:55
  he
• 31:55
  goes,
• 31:56
  ma,
• 31:57
  did
• 31:57
  you
• 31:57
  realize
• 31:57
  how
• 31:58
  much
• 31:58
  they
• 31:58
  were
• 31:58
  asking
• 31:58
  for
• 31:59
  that
• 31:59
  damn
• 31:59
  thing?
• 32:00
  He
• 32:01
  looked
• 32:01
  it
• 32:01
  up.
• 32:02
  No,
• 32:02
  because
• 32:02
  on
• 32:02
  the
• 32:02
  thing
• 32:02
  it
• 32:03
  says
• 32:03
  three
• 32:03
  payments
• 32:04
  of
• 32:04
  59.95.
• 32:06
  It's
• 32:06
  like
• 32:06
  it
• 32:06
  was
• 32:06
  expensive.
• 32:07
  Well,
• 32:07
  because
• 32:07
  three
• 32:08
  quarters
• 32:08
  of
• 32:08
  it
• 32:08
  was
• 32:08
  marketing.
• 32:09
  Yeah.
• 32:09
  Oh,
• 32:09
  it
• 32:09
  was
• 32:09
  really.
• 32:10
  And
• 32:10
  then
• 32:10
  we
• 32:10
  did
• 32:10
  QVC
• 32:11
  and
• 32:11
  all
• 32:11
  that,
• 32:12
  and
• 32:12
  we
• 32:12
  were
• 32:12
  like,
• 32:12
  oh,
• 32:12
  we
• 32:13
  went.
• 32:13
  We
• 32:13
  really
• 32:14
  went
• 32:14
  down
• 32:14
  the
• 32:14
  Hollywood
• 32:15
  ladder.
• 32:15
  That's
• 32:15
  a
• 32:15
  weird
• 32:16
  world.
• 32:16
  Yeah.
• 32:16
  So
• 32:17
  infomercials.
• 32:18
  Walk
• 32:18
  away.
• 32:19
  Just
• 32:20
  walk
• 32:20
  away.
• 32:20
  Yeah.
• 32:21
  And
• 32:21
  we
• 32:21
  did.
• 32:22
  You
• 32:22
  walked
• 32:22
  away?
• 32:22
  We
• 32:22
  walked
• 32:23
  away.
• 32:23
  We
• 32:23
  moved
• 32:23
  back
• 32:24
  up
• 32:24
  north.
• 32:24
  So
• 32:25
  you
• 32:25
  left
• 32:25
  Hollywood?
• 32:26
  He
• 32:26
  did.
• 32:26
  I
• 32:26
  stayed.
• 32:27
  Yeah.
• 32:28
  I
• 32:28
  did
• 32:28
  first.
• 32:29
  Yeah.
• 32:29
  Yeah.
• 32:30
  Could
• 32:30
  you
• 32:30
  go
• 32:30
  back
• 32:30
  to
• 32:31
  the
• 32:31
  cul
• 32:31
  de
• 32:31
  sac
• 32:31
  at
• 32:32
  that
• 32:32
  point?
• 32:33
  No,
• 32:33
  I
• 32:34
  can
• 32:34
  never
• 32:34
  go
• 32:34
  home
• 32:36
  right
• 32:37
  now.
• 32:37
  This
• 32:37
  has
• 32:37
  only
• 32:37
  been
• 32:38
  a
• 32:38
  space
• 32:38
  of,
• 32:38
  what,
• 32:38
  10
• 32:39
  years,
• 32:39
  if
• 32:39
  that.
• 32:40
  Oh,
• 32:40
  no,
• 32:40
  I
• 32:40
  think
• 32:40
  it
• 32:41
  was
• 32:41
  more.
• 32:41
  Than
• 32:41
  that
• 32:42
  at
• 32:42
  the
• 32:42
  time.
• 32:42
  We.
• 32:43
  I
• 32:43
  don't
• 32:43
  know.
• 32:43
  Maybe
• 32:44
  about
• 32:44
  10
• 32:44
  years.
• 32:44
  It
• 32:45
  was
• 32:45
  a
• 32:45
  lifetime.
• 32:45
  Okay,
• 32:46
  let's
• 32:46
  call
• 32:46
  it
• 32:46
  10
• 32:46
  years.
• 32:46
  It
• 32:46
  was
• 32:47
  a
• 32:47
  lifetime.
• 32:47
  Yeah.
• 32:47
  Yeah.
• 32:48
  And
• 32:48
  then
• 32:48
  I.
• 32:49
  I
• 32:49
  became
• 32:49
  a
• 32:49
  college
• 32:50
  counselor.
• 32:50
  Really?
• 32:51
  I
• 32:51
  did.
• 32:52
  I
• 32:52
  went
• 32:52
  back
• 32:52
  to
• 32:52
  ucla,
• 32:53
  got
• 32:53
  my
• 32:53
  certification,
• 32:54
  and
• 32:54
  I
• 32:54
  would
• 32:55
  counsel
• 32:56
  kids
• 32:56
  on
• 32:56
  how
• 32:56
  to
• 32:57
  get
• 32:57
  into
• 32:57
  college.
• 32:58
  Not
• 32:58
  show
• 32:58
  business.
• 32:59
  No.
• 32:59
  Interesting.
• 33:00
  But
• 33:00
  I
• 33:00
  worked
• 33:01
  with
• 33:01
  a
• 33:01
  lot
• 33:01
  of
• 33:01
  show
• 33:01
  business
• 33:01
  families.
• 33:02
  And
• 33:02
  Marilyn.
• 33:03
  What
• 33:03
  did
• 33:03
  you
• 33:03
  do?
• 33:04
  We
• 33:04
  moved
• 33:05
  up
• 33:05
  north,
• 33:05
  and
• 33:05
  I
• 33:06
  just
• 33:06
  went
• 33:06
  back
• 33:06
  to
• 33:06
  my
• 33:06
  hippie
• 33:07
  way.
• 33:08
  And
• 33:08
  she's
• 33:08
  an
• 33:08
  artist,
• 33:08
  and
• 33:09
  she
• 33:09
  taught
• 33:09
  art
• 33:09
  classes.
• 33:10
  Yes,
• 33:10
  I
• 33:10
  do.
• 33:10
  My
• 33:11
  daughter
• 33:12
  was
• 33:12
  going
• 33:12
  to
• 33:12
  college
• 33:13
  up
• 33:13
  in
• 33:13
  Berkeley.
• 33:14
  That
• 33:14
  was
• 33:15
  my
• 33:15
  motive
• 33:15
  for
• 33:16
  going
• 33:16
  there.
• 33:16
  Yeah.
• 33:17
  Do
• 33:17
  you
• 33:17
  know
• 33:17
  Marilyn
• 33:17
  had
• 33:18
  a
• 33:18
  business
• 33:18
  card,
• 33:18
  and
• 33:19
  it
• 33:19
  said
• 33:19
  on
• 33:20
  your
• 33:20
  business
• 33:20
  card,
• 33:20
  you
• 33:20
  put
• 33:21
  your
• 33:21
  credentials
• 33:21
  and
• 33:21
  Marilyn
• 33:22
  under
• 33:22
  Marilyn's
• 33:23
  name,
• 33:23
  it
• 33:23
  says
• 33:23
  itsac.
• 33:24
  Yeah,
• 33:24
  I
• 33:25
  took
• 33:25
  some
• 33:25
  art
• 33:25
  classes.
• 33:29
  Because
• 33:29
  you
• 33:29
  didn't
• 33:30
  live
• 33:30
  for
• 33:30
  this
• 33:30
  career,
• 33:32
  you
• 33:32
  kind
• 33:32
  of.
• 33:32
  It
• 33:32
  was
• 33:32
  easy
• 33:32
  to
• 33:33
  let
• 33:33
  go.
• 33:33
  You
• 33:34
  didn't
• 33:34
  have
• 33:34
  any
• 33:34
  withdrawal.
• 33:35
  It
• 33:35
  was
• 33:35
  kind
• 33:35
  of
• 33:35
  transition
• 33:36
  when
• 33:36
  you
• 33:36
  were.
• 33:36
  We
• 33:36
  were
• 33:36
  in
• 33:36
  Oprah's
• 33:37
  helicopter,
• 33:37
  for
• 33:37
  God's
• 33:38
  sake.
• 33:38
  Yeah.
• 33:38
  But
• 33:38
  then
• 33:38
  we
• 33:39
  were
• 33:39
  selling
• 33:39
  walkaway
• 33:40
  cookware.
• 33:41
  We're
• 33:41
  done.
• 33:42
  And
• 33:42
  the
• 33:42
  sitcom.
• 33:42
  At
• 33:43
  least
• 33:43
  you
• 33:43
  didn't
• 33:43
  get
• 33:43
  bitter.
• 33:44
  No.
• 33:45
  And
• 33:45
  I.
• 33:45
  Yeah,
• 33:45
  we
• 33:46
  didn't
• 33:46
  get
• 33:46
  bitter.
• 33:47
  Just
• 33:47
  a
• 33:47
  little.
• 33:48
  I
• 33:48
  felt
• 33:48
  like
• 33:49
  when
• 33:49
  we
• 33:49
  were
• 33:49
  doing
• 33:50
  a
• 33:51
  live
• 33:51
  show.
• 33:51
  Bittersweet.
• 33:52
  I
• 33:52
  really
• 33:53
  felt
• 33:53
  like
• 33:53
  we
• 33:53
  had
• 33:53
  something
• 33:53
  to
• 33:54
  say.
• 33:54
  And
• 33:55
  then
• 33:55
  I
• 33:55
  didn't
• 33:55
  feel
• 33:56
  like
• 33:56
  that
• 33:56
  anymore.
• 33:56
  I
• 33:57
  just
• 33:57
  felt
• 33:57
  like
• 33:57
  I
• 33:57
  said
• 33:58
  it
• 33:58
  all.
• 33:58
  I'm
• 33:59
  done.
• 34:00
  And
• 34:00
  then
• 34:00
  I
• 34:00
  was
• 34:01
  like.
• 34:01
  It
• 34:01
  was
• 34:01
  fun.
• 34:02
  And
• 34:02
  you
• 34:02
  have
• 34:02
  since
• 34:03
  moved
• 34:03
  back.
• 34:03
  I
• 34:03
  moved
• 34:04
  back
• 34:04
  to
• 34:04
  Petaluma.
• 34:05
  Yeah.
• 34:05
  Okay.
• 34:06
  And
• 34:06
  my
• 34:06
  husband
• 34:06
  and
• 34:06
  I
• 34:07
  built
• 34:07
  a
• 34:07
  house,
• 34:07
  and
• 34:07
  we're
• 34:08
  actually
• 34:08
  living
• 34:08
  on
• 34:09
  a
• 34:09
  farm.
• 34:10
  Oh,
• 34:10
  nice.
• 34:11
  Farming
• 34:11
  flowers.
• 34:12
  So
• 34:12
  full
• 34:13
  circle,
• 34:14
  right?
• 34:14
  Why,
• 34:14
  absolutely.
• 34:15
  And
• 34:15
  it
• 34:15
  seems
• 34:16
  like
• 34:16
  the
• 34:16
  disassociation
• 34:17
  you
• 34:18
  had
• 34:18
  with
• 34:18
  it
• 34:18
  from
• 34:18
  the
• 34:18
  beginning,
• 34:19
  the
• 34:19
  genuine.
• 34:20
  And
• 34:20
  not
• 34:20
  in
• 34:20
  a
• 34:20
  negative
• 34:21
  way,
• 34:21
  the
• 34:21
  genuine
• 34:22
  imposter
• 34:22
  syndrome
• 34:22
  that
• 34:23
  you
• 34:23
  felt
• 34:24
  protected
• 34:24
  you
• 34:25
  from
• 34:25
  the
• 34:26
  inevitable
• 34:26
  disappointments
• 34:27
  that
• 34:27
  so
• 34:28
  many
• 34:28
  people
• 34:28
  suffer
• 34:28
  in
• 34:29
  show
• 34:29
  business.
• 34:29
  Yes.
• 34:29
  We
• 34:30
  didn't
• 34:30
  feel
• 34:30
  like
• 34:30
  a
• 34:30
  failure.
• 34:31
  We
• 34:31
  just
• 34:31
  moved
• 34:31
  on
• 34:31
  to
• 34:32
  the
• 34:32
  next
• 34:32
  thing.
• 34:32
  How
• 34:33
  great.
• 34:33
  Very
• 34:33
  good.
• 34:34
  That's
• 34:34
  really
• 34:34
  wonderful.
• 34:34
  And
• 34:35
  it's
• 34:35
  funny
• 34:35
  that
• 34:35
  you
• 34:35
  said
• 34:35
  that,
• 34:35
  because
• 34:36
  I
• 34:36
  think
• 34:36
  a
• 34:36
  lot
• 34:36
  of
• 34:36
  people.
• 34:38
  Thing
• 34:38
  was
• 34:38
  that
• 34:38
  when
• 34:38
  they
• 34:39
  would
• 34:39
  ask
• 34:39
  us,
• 34:39
  like,
• 34:39
  oh,
• 34:40
  yeah,
• 34:40
  I
• 34:40
  know.
• 34:41
  And
• 34:41
  we're
• 34:41
  good.
• 34:41
  We're
• 34:42
  like,
• 34:42
  no,
• 34:42
  we're
• 34:42
  good.
• 34:43
  If
• 34:43
  we
• 34:43
  had
• 34:44
  been
• 34:44
  syndicated,
• 34:45
  that
• 34:45
  would
• 34:45
  have
• 34:45
  been
• 34:46
  fun.
• 34:47
  Would
• 34:47
  have
• 34:47
  been
• 34:47
  good.
• 34:48
  Sure,
• 34:49
  you
• 34:49
  went
• 34:49
  back
• 34:49
  and
• 34:50
  you
• 34:50
  went
• 34:50
  your
• 34:51
  separate
• 34:51
  ways,
• 34:51
  but
• 34:52
  you
• 34:52
  didn't
• 34:52
  give
• 34:52
  up
• 34:53
  your
• 34:53
  friendship.
• 34:54
  We
• 34:54
  partnership.
• 34:55
  But
• 34:55
  she
• 34:55
  was
• 34:55
  up
• 34:56
  in
• 34:56
  Northern
• 34:56
  California,
• 34:56
  and
• 34:57
  then
• 34:57
  I
• 34:57
  was
• 34:57
  in
• 34:57
  Southern
• 34:58
  California,
• 34:58
  so
• 34:59
  it
• 34:59
  wasn't
• 34:59
  like
• 34:59
  it
• 34:59
  was
• 34:59
  conducive
• 35:00
  to
• 35:01
  working
• 35:01
  together
• 35:02
  necessarily.
• 35:02
  We
• 35:03
  both
• 35:03
  were
• 35:03
  on
• 35:03
  a
• 35:03
  different
• 35:04
  trajectory.
• 35:04
  And
• 35:05
  then.
• 35:05
  And
• 35:05
  then
• 35:05
  a
• 35:05
  couple
• 35:06
  years
• 35:06
  ago,
• 35:06
  when
• 35:06
  I
• 35:06
  moved
• 35:07
  back,
• 35:07
  I
• 35:08
  actually
• 35:08
  went
• 35:08
  to
• 35:08
  a
• 35:08
  birthday
• 35:08
  party
• 35:09
  for
• 35:09
  Marilyn.
• 35:10
  With
• 35:10
  her.
• 35:11
  With
• 35:11
  my
• 35:11
  75th,
• 35:12
  I
• 35:12
  think.
• 35:13
  Yeah.
• 35:13
  For
• 35:13
  your
• 35:13
  girl
• 35:14
  group
• 35:14
  in
• 35:15
  solving.
• 35:15
  And
• 35:15
  on
• 35:16
  the
• 35:16
  way
• 35:16
  up,
• 35:16
  we
• 35:17
  were
• 35:17
  talking,
• 35:17
  and
• 35:18
  I
• 35:18
  said,
• 35:18
  what
• 35:18
  do
• 35:18
  you
• 35:19
  think
• 35:19
  about.
• 35:20
  Should
• 35:20
  we
• 35:21
  attempt,
• 35:22
  like,
• 35:22
  something
• 35:22
  to
• 35:22
  do
• 35:23
  it
• 35:23
  again?
• 35:23
  I
• 35:23
  said,
• 35:23
  Cause
• 35:23
  I
• 35:24
  don't
• 35:24
  know
• 35:24
  about
• 35:24
  you,
• 35:24
  Marilyn,
• 35:25
  but
• 35:25
  everywhere
• 35:25
  I
• 35:25
  go,
• 35:25
  people
• 35:26
  ask
• 35:26
  me
• 35:26
  questions
• 35:27
  like,
• 35:27
  what
• 35:28
  was
• 35:28
  that
• 35:28
  like?
• 35:29
  And
• 35:29
  what
• 35:29
  was
• 35:29
  it
• 35:29
  like
• 35:29
  to
• 35:30
  do
• 35:30
  a
• 35:30
  sitcom
• 35:30
  and
• 35:30
  stuff?
• 35:31
  And
• 35:31
  people
• 35:31
  were
• 35:32
  fascinated
• 35:32
  by
• 35:32
  the
• 35:32
  story
• 35:33
  because.
• 35:33
  Because
• 35:33
  it
• 35:34
  was
• 35:34
  such
• 35:35
  an
• 35:36
  interesting
• 35:36
  way
• 35:36
  of
• 35:37
  getting
• 35:37
  a
• 35:38
  sitcom.
• 35:38
  Yeah.
• 35:39
  Yeah.
• 35:39
  But
• 35:40
  on
• 35:40
  top
• 35:40
  of
• 35:40
  that,
• 35:41
  our
• 35:41
  goal
• 35:41
  in
• 35:41
  the
• 35:42
  first
• 35:43
  iteration
• 35:43
  of
• 35:44
  the
• 35:44
  Mommies
• 35:44
  was
• 35:45
  to
• 35:45
  let
• 35:45
  women
• 35:45
  know
• 35:46
  that
• 35:46
  they're
• 35:46
  not
• 35:46
  alone.
• 35:47
  So
• 35:47
  we
• 35:47
  would
• 35:48
  talk
• 35:48
  about
• 35:48
  my
• 35:48
  bad
• 35:48
  teenagers
• 35:49
  or
• 35:50
  my
• 35:50
  daughter
• 35:51
  having
• 35:51
  a
• 35:51
  hissy
• 35:51
  fit
• 35:52
  or
• 35:52
  something,
• 35:52
  that
• 35:52
  they
• 35:53
  were
• 35:54
  like.
• 35:54
  Oh,
• 35:54
  okay,
• 35:55
  I'm
• 35:55
  okay.
• 35:56
  Yeah,
• 35:56
  we're
• 35:56
  not
• 35:57
  alone.
• 35:57
  And
• 35:57
  so
• 35:58
  in
• 35:58
  this
• 35:58
  new
• 35:59
  version,
• 36:00
  we
• 36:00
  want
• 36:00
  aging
• 36:02
  people.
• 36:03
  We're
• 36:03
  both
• 36:03
  grandmas,
• 36:04
  and
• 36:05
  I'm
• 36:05
  78.
• 36:06
  Go
• 36:06
  to
• 36:06
  bed
• 36:06
  by
• 36:06
  8.
• 36:09
  But
• 36:09
  we.
• 36:10
  Yeah,
• 36:10
  so
• 36:10
  it's
• 36:11
  the
• 36:11
  same
• 36:11
  goal.
• 36:12
  We
• 36:12
  want
• 36:13
  women
• 36:13
  to
• 36:13
  feel
• 36:13
  like
• 36:13
  they're
• 36:14
  not
• 36:14
  alone.
• 36:14
  I
• 36:15
  just
• 36:15
  think
• 36:15
  the
• 36:15
  whole
• 36:16
  aging
• 36:16
  thing
• 36:16
  is.
• 36:17
  It's
• 36:17
  gotten
• 36:17
  away
• 36:18
  from
• 36:18
  us.
• 36:19
  I
• 36:19
  think
• 36:19
  people
• 36:19
  had
• 36:20
  an
• 36:20
  easier
• 36:20
  time
• 36:21
  aging
• 36:21
  back
• 36:21
  in
• 36:21
  the
• 36:21
  day,
• 36:22
  whereas
• 36:22
  now
• 36:22
  there's
• 36:23
  such
• 36:23
  pressure
• 36:23
  to,
• 36:24
  like,
• 36:24
  still
• 36:24
  look.
• 36:24
  Like
• 36:24
  your
• 36:25
  father
• 36:25
  because
• 36:25
  they
• 36:25
  died
• 36:25
  20
• 36:26
  years
• 36:26
  earlier
• 36:26
  than
• 36:26
  you.
• 36:26
  That's
• 36:27
  true.
• 36:27
  That's
• 36:27
  true.
• 36:29
  That's
• 36:29
  a
• 36:29
  good
• 36:29
  reason.
• 36:30
  But
• 36:30
  I
• 36:30
  also
• 36:30
  think
• 36:31
  that
• 36:31
  there's
• 36:31
  things
• 36:32
  that
• 36:32
  we
• 36:32
  can
• 36:32
  do
• 36:32
  to
• 36:33
  stay
• 36:33
  relevant
• 36:34
  and
• 36:34
  active.
• 36:34
  And
• 36:35
  it's
• 36:35
  don't
• 36:35
  quit
• 36:36
  on
• 36:36
  life.
• 36:36
  Don't
• 36:37
  quit
• 36:37
  on
• 36:37
  life.
• 36:37
  You
• 36:37
  want
• 36:38
  to
• 36:38
  do
• 36:38
  something,
• 36:38
  go
• 36:39
  for
• 36:39
  it.
• 36:39
  I
• 36:39
  think
• 36:39
  that's
• 36:40
  the
• 36:40
  key
• 36:40
  word.
• 36:40
  Relevancy.
• 36:41
  Anyone
• 36:41
  who's
• 36:42
  a
• 36:42
  free
• 36:42
  thinker,
• 36:42
  who
• 36:42
  wants
• 36:43
  to
• 36:43
  still
• 36:43
  be
• 36:43
  a
• 36:43
  participant,
• 36:45
  relevancy
• 36:46
  is
• 36:46
  the
• 36:46
  biggest
• 36:46
  threat
• 36:46
  to
• 36:47
  becoming
• 36:48
  older.
• 36:48
  And
• 36:49
  yet
• 36:49
  you're
• 36:49
  still
• 36:49
  holding
• 36:50
  up
• 36:50
  the
• 36:50
  mirror
• 36:51
  as
• 36:51
  you
• 36:51
  always
• 36:52
  have
• 36:52
  done,
• 36:52
  and
• 36:52
  your
• 36:53
  audience
• 36:53
  has
• 36:53
  aged
• 36:54
  with
• 36:54
  you.
• 36:54
  There's
• 36:55
  still.
• 36:55
  Your
• 36:56
  material
• 36:56
  is
• 36:56
  still
• 36:57
  very
• 36:57
  universal,
• 36:58
  universally
• 36:59
  relevant.
• 36:59
  Right.
• 37:00
  Yeah.
• 37:00
  But
• 37:00
  you're
• 37:00
  doing
• 37:00
  it
• 37:01
  again,
• 37:01
  and
• 37:02
  the
• 37:02
  show
• 37:02
  is
• 37:02
  very
• 37:02
  funny.
• 37:03
  You're
• 37:03
  reflecting
• 37:04
  the
• 37:05
  indignities
• 37:05
  of
• 37:06
  age,
• 37:06
  among
• 37:06
  other
• 37:06
  things.
• 37:07
  Yeah.
• 37:07
  It's
• 37:07
  like
• 37:07
  when
• 37:08
  there
• 37:08
  was
• 37:08
  a
• 37:08
  PSA
• 37:09
  on
• 37:09
  the
• 37:09
  television
• 37:10
  show.
• 37:10
  Okay.
• 37:11
  That
• 37:11
  said
• 37:12
  it
• 37:12
  was
• 37:12
  against
• 37:13
  women
• 37:14
  or
• 37:14
  anyone
• 37:15
  taking
• 37:15
  meth,
• 37:16
  but
• 37:16
  I
• 37:16
  heard
• 37:17
  it
• 37:17
  as
• 37:17
  math.
• 37:18
  And
• 37:18
  so
• 37:19
  this
• 37:19
  woman
• 37:19
  comes
• 37:20
  on
• 37:20
  and
• 37:20
  says,
• 37:20
  my
• 37:20
  life
• 37:21
  was
• 37:21
  just
• 37:21
  fine
• 37:21
  until
• 37:22
  I
• 37:22
  did
• 37:22
  math.
• 37:23
  And
• 37:23
  I'm
• 37:23
  thinking,
• 37:23
  I
• 37:24
  hate
• 37:24
  math,
• 37:24
  too,
• 37:24
  but
• 37:24
  did
• 37:25
  it
• 37:25
  ruined
• 37:25
  your
• 37:25
  life?
• 37:27
  You've
• 37:28
  done
• 37:28
  about
• 37:28
  15
• 37:28
  shows
• 37:29
  in
• 37:29
  this
• 37:29
  new
• 37:29
  iteration.
• 37:30
  Where
• 37:30
  are
• 37:30
  you
• 37:30
  going
• 37:30
  from
• 37:31
  here?
• 37:31
  We're
• 37:32
  thinking
• 37:32
  podcast.
• 37:33
  I
• 37:33
  think
• 37:33
  you
• 37:33
  should
• 37:33
  do
• 37:34
  it.
• 37:34
  Podcast.
• 37:34
  Oh,
• 37:34
  definitely.
• 37:35
  You
• 37:35
  should
• 37:35
  do
• 37:35
  a
• 37:35
  podcast.
• 37:36
  We'll
• 37:36
  be
• 37:36
  your
• 37:37
  first
• 37:37
  guest.
• 37:37
  Oh,
• 37:38
  yeah.
• 37:38
  That'd
• 37:38
  be
• 37:39
  awesome.
• 37:39
  More
• 37:39
  than
• 37:39
  welcome.
• 37:40
  Yeah.
• 37:40
  It's
• 37:41
  the
• 37:41
  stories
• 37:41
  to
• 37:41
  tell,
• 37:42
  advice
• 37:42
  to
• 37:43
  impart.
• 37:43
  Oh,
• 37:43
  I
• 37:43
  think
• 37:43
  it's
• 37:44
  gonna
• 37:44
  be
• 37:44
  okay.
• 37:45
  I
• 37:45
  think
• 37:45
  it
• 37:45
  would
• 37:45
  be
• 37:45
  ideal
• 37:46
  for
• 37:46
  what
• 37:46
  you're
• 37:46
  doing.
• 37:47
  I
• 37:47
  think
• 37:47
  just,
• 37:47
  like,
• 37:47
  encouraging
• 37:48
  people
• 37:48
  to
• 37:48
  just
• 37:49
  keep
• 37:49
  at
• 37:49
  it.
• 37:50
  It's
• 37:50
  like,
• 37:50
  you
• 37:50
  don't
• 37:50
  have
• 37:50
  to
• 37:51
  just
• 37:51
  sit
• 37:51
  in
• 37:51
  a
• 37:51
  chair
• 37:51
  and
• 37:51
  watch
• 37:52
  TV
• 37:52
  because
• 37:52
  you're
• 37:53
  over
• 37:53
  there.
• 37:53
  I
• 37:53
  do
• 37:53
  like
• 37:54
  that.
• 37:54
  Yeah.
• 37:55
  How
• 37:55
  can
• 37:55
  people
• 37:56
  get
• 37:56
  in
• 37:56
  touch
• 37:57
  with.
• 37:57
  We
• 37:57
  haven't.
• 37:58
  We
• 37:58
  don't
• 37:58
  have
• 37:58
  a
• 37:58
  website,
• 37:59
  but
• 38:00
  we
• 38:00
  do
• 38:00
  have
• 38:00
  an
• 38:00
  Instagram
• 38:01
  account.
• 38:01
  It's
• 38:01
  called
• 38:02
  the
• 38:02
  Mommies
• 38:02
  2025.
• 38:03
  The
• 38:04
  Mommies25.
• 38:04
  And
• 38:04
  the
• 38:04
  same
• 38:05
  thing
• 38:05
  on
• 38:05
  Facebook.
• 38:06
  The
• 38:06
  Mommies
• 38:07
  2025.
• 38:08
  M
• 38:08
  O
• 38:08
  M
• 38:08
  M
• 38:08
  I
• 38:08
  E
• 38:09
  S.
• 38:09
  To
• 38:09
  look
• 38:09
  up
• 38:10
  Carol
• 38:10
  Christensen
• 38:11
  and
• 38:11
  Marilyn
• 38:12
  Kent.
• 38:13
  Mommies.
• 38:14
  Thank
• 38:14
  you,
• 38:14
  Carol
• 38:14
  and
• 38:15
  Marilyn,
• 38:15
  for
• 38:15
  coming
• 38:15
  on
• 38:16
  the
• 38:16
  show.
• 38:16
  What
• 38:16
  a
• 38:16
  delight.
• 38:17
  So
• 38:17
  great
• 38:17
  getting
• 38:17
  to
• 38:18
  know
• 38:18
  you.
• 38:18
  Yeah,
• 38:18
  likewise.
• 38:19
  We
• 38:19
  wish
• 38:19
  you
• 38:19
  all
• 38:20
  the
• 38:20
  best.
• 38:20
  Keep
• 38:20
  us
• 38:20
  posted.
• 38:21
  We
• 38:21
  will.
• 38:22
  We'll
• 38:22
  be
• 38:22
  watching
• 38:22
  that
• 38:23
  last
• 38:23
  trimester.
• 38:24
  Yeah,
• 38:24
  that's
• 38:24
  right.
• 38:25
  You're
• 38:25
  listening
• 38:25
  to
• 38:25
  Phil
• 38:26
  and
• 38:26
  Ted's
• 38:26
  Sexy
• 38:26
  Boomer
• 38:27
  Show.
• 38:27
  Can't
• 38:27
  believe
• 38:27
  it
• 38:28
  goes
• 38:28
  by
• 38:28
  so
• 38:28
  quickly.
• 38:29
  Yes.
• 38:29
  I'm
• 38:29
  Ted
• 38:30
  Bonnitt.
• 38:30
  I'm
• 38:30
  Phil
• 38:30
  Proctor.
• 38:31
  Thanks
• 38:31
  so
• 38:31
  much
• 38:32
  for
• 38:32
  listening.
• 38:32
  Bye.
• 38:32
  Bye.