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127. The VelociPastor!!! · Notable Nostalgia

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  Speaker 1: And what if I lost both my hands tomorrow.
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  Speaker 2: You could be a seat model star. I was sixteen
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  Speaker 2: at the time or fifteen and uh, and then hook
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  Speaker 2: it up with a witch and that was that. Cats
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  Speaker 2: can smile apparently, whoa weird, But it doesn't always mean
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  Speaker 2: that they're happy.
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  Speaker 3: Lucy receives a call from what I can only assume
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  Speaker 3: is the future winner of every acting award ever.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Jimmy Moon is a star. Her looks looks weren't
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  Speaker 2: part of the issue.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, I had to sell my last top hat
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  Speaker 1: for Janas.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe this is not appropriate either, but let's see.
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  Speaker 1: Hello Hello.
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  Speaker 3: That's just kind of like I feel like some of
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  Speaker 3: the dialogue of the movie that we're talking about today.
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  Speaker 1: But what's up to salt Nerds.
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  Speaker 3: It's me Andy, I'm Jeff, and today we're talking about
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  Speaker 3: one of I think the best bad like slash horror movies. Yeah, ever,
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  Speaker 3: like this one is wonderful. It's called The Veloci Pastor.
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  Speaker 3: It was made in twenty seventeen. Originally this the person
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  Speaker 3: who made it made a little like basically like a
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  Speaker 3: little clip in college and got some traction and then
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  Speaker 3: he decided to make a whole movie. But It's an
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  Speaker 3: ultra low budget horror comedy written and directed by Brandon Steer.
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  Speaker 3: It's famous for its ubsurd concept, intentionally bad special effects,
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  Speaker 3: and self aware humor.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and listener. When Andy was opening the episode, he
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  Speaker 2: was staring like the camera was over it. You can't
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  Speaker 2: see it, but over here, just like that scene where
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  Speaker 2: they're talking to the camera but they're talking to each other. Amazing.
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  Speaker 1: The whole movie is super wonderful.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Like I said, it was only thirty six thousand
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  Speaker 3: dollars to make this entire movie. It's a little bit
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  Speaker 3: over an hour before we get into the movie. What
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  Speaker 3: were your kind of initial thoughts going into it?
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  Speaker 2: So I watched it last night and I went home
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  Speaker 2: from work. I was pumped because I like usually after work,
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  Speaker 2: I'm like going through you know, going trying to go
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  Speaker 2: to the gym or like chores, blah blah blah. Last night,
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  Speaker 2: I was intentional. I went home, made like chicken caesar salad. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it was good. And then I laid on the couch
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  Speaker 2: and just ate my salad and turned this on and
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  Speaker 2: it was just so fun just to like laughing. A
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  Speaker 2: couple of times I was going like that kind of thing.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I was.
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  Speaker 2: Even though I was self aware from the immediate beginning
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  Speaker 2: that it was going to be very absurd and like
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  Speaker 2: self and just low budget, I somehow was into it,
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  Speaker 2: like yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: There's some bad movies that you can tell that they're
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  Speaker 3: reaching too hard, and to be honest, in this movie,
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  Speaker 3: there were a few parts where I thought they were
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  Speaker 3: reaching a little too hard for the comedy, but very
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  Speaker 3: rare and I don't think it took you out of
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  Speaker 3: the movie. But this one, I think they nailed it
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  Speaker 3: on the time because it's only like seventy minutes I think,
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  Speaker 3: right around there, so it's.
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  Speaker 1: Not overly long. It's not overly sure.
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  Speaker 3: The whole movie is pretty good pacing. Like overall, I
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  Speaker 3: think it's a really fun movie.
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  Speaker 2: I really hope. And I don't know if they have
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  Speaker 2: released this or not, or if they will release it,
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  Speaker 2: but like a making of oh, that would be so good,
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  Speaker 2: Like I want to know, because like, even though it
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  Speaker 2: is low budget and very like silly, there is thirty
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  Speaker 2: six thousand dollars is a lot of money. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 2: there's a lot of people, like the credits, there's a
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  Speaker 2: lot of people involved in this movie, so there had
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  Speaker 2: to be like meetings and zoom calls and organization and
• 3:35
  Speaker 2: like craft services kind of like a version of that,
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  Speaker 2: Like there has to be all of those those. You know,
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  Speaker 2: scheduling is a very taxing thing, so I want there
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  Speaker 2: to be behind the scenes.
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  Speaker 1: Which just get permits. I feel like would be Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you'd need a whole like group of people just to
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  Speaker 1: like talk to the city and be like, hey, we
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  Speaker 1: want to record here running for Oh sure, what's your
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  Speaker 1: movie called? I have lots of pastor.
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  Speaker 2: So the behind the scenes could be like Carol, like
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  Speaker 2: just submitting the mind like this is this is the bit, but.
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  Speaker 3: Like the older priest, that's the creator's dad. So I
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  Speaker 3: wonder how many people, well I think I think is
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  Speaker 3: the last name was Steer if I remember correctly, But
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  Speaker 3: I wonder how many friends and family were involved.
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  Speaker 1: In this movie? You know, how did you?
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  Speaker 2: How did you discover this movie?
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  Speaker 3: So there's this podcast that I listened to. It's these
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  Speaker 3: two Australian dudes and they watch Paul Blart Mall Cop two. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: like I think they watch it every year and then.
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  Speaker 3: But they have other podcasts too, But it's them and
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  Speaker 3: the macrory brothers, and they watched Paul Blart Mall Cop
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  Speaker 3: two once a year and they've done it for like
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  Speaker 3: ten years now, and they they discuss it. But then
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  Speaker 3: in another episode I listened to those two and they
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  Speaker 3: they talked about the Vlosto Pastor and I was like,
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  Speaker 3: oh shit, you know so that's how I found I
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  Speaker 3: was like, this is the name alone.
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  Speaker 1: I'm fucking yeah, cooked.
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  Speaker 2: You know what's the name of the of the podcast
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  Speaker 2: that you the Australian people. That's a genius thing. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: Like I would love to do that with like I
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  Speaker 2: don't know, Fast and the Furious or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: I have only seen like one or two of the uh.
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  Speaker 2: Fast and the Furious. Okay, I'm gonna have to pop
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  Speaker 2: your share of the Faster and Furious because there's a
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  Speaker 2: way to watch them too. So but no, I try
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  Speaker 2: to watch Faster and the Furious a lot.
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  Speaker 3: God, I wish I could remember. I can't think of
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  Speaker 3: their name right now, but I'll try to put in
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  Speaker 3: the notes of it. Yeah, but they have I think
• 5:23
  Speaker 3: what they do too is they do something with Sex
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  Speaker 3: and the City two. And so while I was listening
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  Speaker 3: to it, they were talking about Sex and the City
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  Speaker 3: two and then I do my own research. So Sex
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  Speaker 3: and the City two was about one hundred million dollars
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  Speaker 3: for them to.
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  Speaker 1: Make the whole movie. Yeah, it's about.
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  Speaker 3: Ninety minutes long. A little bit more than that, it's
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  Speaker 3: one hundred and thirty seven minutes. So for the amount
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  Speaker 3: of money it took to create this movie, it's it's
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  Speaker 3: the equivalent tool if you watched three seconds of Sex
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  Speaker 3: and the City two, is that crazy?
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  Speaker 2: While that's really a while and I bet, like no,
• 5:59
  Speaker 2: Shade is so just a parker by the way, that
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  Speaker 2: they could have saved money because she probably got paid
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  Speaker 2: a lot more than the rest of the ladies. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: they could have used the same costume for Veloci Pastor
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  Speaker 2: as Carrie, because I do not I do not personally
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  Speaker 2: care for Carrie Bradshaw.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she's red.
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  Speaker 2: No, she's the main one. Just the parker, Okay, I
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  Speaker 2: carry there's no reason that she's famous. Besides, like, she's
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  Speaker 2: married to that hairless uh murder what's his name, Matthew
• 6:27
  Speaker 2: bro very hairless, very suspicious.
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  Speaker 3: So for the amount of money you could have made
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  Speaker 3: two thousand, eight hundred and fifty seven velociraptors, Jesus, that's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: The difference between thirty five thousand and one hundred million dollars.
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  Speaker 2: So what what can we take from this static?
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  Speaker 3: Like, like I.
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  Speaker 2: Like listener, like, let's stop endoors scene and like putting
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  Speaker 2: her money towards supporting Sex and the City franchise and
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  Speaker 2: start supporting more of this genre. I don't know if
• 6:59
  Speaker 2: I'm just tired of not, but so if you there
• 7:02
  Speaker 2: used to be really high taxes on the rich, so
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  Speaker 2: people couldn't surpass a certain amount. So if we do
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  Speaker 2: that and instead of that extra tax money on billionaires
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  Speaker 2: going to like social services, they get funneled into grants
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  Speaker 2: for more of veloci pastor kind of.
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  Speaker 1: Movies, there we go.
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  Speaker 3: We need to get into politics just so we can
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  Speaker 3: like stand on this veloc of past a platform.
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  Speaker 2: You know, Oh, let me badass our flag or like
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  Speaker 2: our maga hat would be like a pastor velociraptor.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, it'd just be a hat, but it
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  Speaker 1: would be a Veloci pastor ahead.
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  Speaker 2: I love that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah that would be cool. All right, someone look into that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, somebody, but somebody has to be listening that can
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  Speaker 2: that can embezzle money? Well that's awesome. I'm thankful that
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  Speaker 2: you introduced this movie to me, I needed this.
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  Speaker 1: It's a great movie.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Another fun one is a troll. Troll two that's another
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  Speaker 3: really bad one. The people who invented that one or
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  Speaker 3: made that one, the director and the writer. They're from
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  Speaker 3: Italy and it's an anti vegetarian movie that has nothing
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  Speaker 3: to do with Troll one.
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  Speaker 1: And the dialogue is fucking wild. And one of my
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  Speaker 1: favorite lines from that movie is you don't piss on hospitality?
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  Speaker 2: Oh I did that? Yeah right, I feel like that
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  Speaker 2: could be used in our daily daily verbat Yeah for sure.
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  Speaker 1: But Troll two is another really fun bad one. Uh.
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  Speaker 3: Also, one we just watched it was called meth Gator.
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  Speaker 3: That's a good one. That's a pretty fun one.
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  Speaker 2: There's one I saw on the internet that was cat Nato.
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  Speaker 2: It's like with cats. That looks awesome.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that sounds pretty good.
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  Speaker 2: And then the listener in the future from now, we're
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  Speaker 2: gonna be doing another one of these, and it's my
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  Speaker 2: pick for my worst my favorite worst bad horror movie.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm gonna say, like, hey, Jeff and Andy from
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  Speaker 2: the future, Hey, and then all in the future Jeff Andie.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe I don't know if that works.
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  Speaker 1: But we're gonna forget yeah, we'll forget.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, perfect. I'm excited to dive into this.
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  Speaker 1: I have a lot of thought. Yeah, So we're just
• 9:01
  Speaker 1: gonna kind of break it down a little bit.
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  Speaker 3: So the movie starts with, like most movies do, a
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  Speaker 3: tragedy to get you sucked straight in. So Father Doug Jones,
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  Speaker 3: he's a young priest and after finishing mass, he steps
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  Speaker 3: outside to see his parents.
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  Speaker 1: Who immediately immediately.
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  Speaker 3: Explode in a car, and then distraught, Doug loses faith
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  Speaker 3: and decides to travel to travel the world to find himself.
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  Speaker 1: But what's the thing you remember most from this explosion?
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  Speaker 2: The non explosion?
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  Speaker 1: The non explosion.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it just says v VFX car here, And it's
• 9:34
  Speaker 3: so good and right at that moment, and I think
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  Speaker 3: he says something right when he comes out.
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  Speaker 1: To like hey mom and dad, hey son. Oh, it's
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  Speaker 1: just so campy fun.
• 9:42
  Speaker 2: It was so brilliant because I don't know if you
• 9:44
  Speaker 2: this is very specific, but in Spice World, at the
• 9:46
  Speaker 2: big chase scene at the end where they're driving the
• 9:48
  Speaker 2: double ducker bus through England and they're also being narrated
• 9:52
  Speaker 2: by the Norm from Cheers and then they're gonna have
• 9:56
  Speaker 2: to jump the bridge and they're like, what about the budget,
• 9:59
  Speaker 2: like a toy uh bridge and a toy buzz and
• 10:02
  Speaker 2: I was like, that's what it reminded me of.
• 10:04
  Speaker 3: Immediately, Norman Norman from Cheers is George Went, Right, I'm
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  Speaker 3: like pretty sure he is. So you know how I've
• 10:12
  Speaker 3: always hated that fucking guy from ted Lasso.
• 10:16
  Speaker 2: Okay, I can't remember his name.
• 10:18
  Speaker 1: He was also meet the Miller's or the Miller's.
• 10:20
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I knew that he.
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  Speaker 3: Was George Went is Jasonekus's uncle because I never found
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  Speaker 3: him funny.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, how did he fucking figure it out? Famous?
• 10:31
  Speaker 1: George Went called Lorne Michaels and was like.
• 10:35
  Speaker 3: Hey, you should check out my nephew. He's pretty funny,
• 10:37
  Speaker 3: and that's how he got an audition. Nepotism.
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: Man, Now I have to deal with Jasons.
• 10:41
  Speaker 2: On my daily and speaking of unique body hair, he
• 10:45
  Speaker 2: has very patchy chest hair.
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know George. I was George Went. I
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  Speaker 1: was wondering where.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so your parents died, Dug, It's what parents do.
• 11:00
  Speaker 1: They die on you.
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  Speaker 2: They're in a better place, patcha.
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  Speaker 1: I just don't know what to believe anymore.
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  Speaker 5: Father Stewart So.
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  Speaker 3: Then Doug decides to go to China to kind of
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  Speaker 3: find himself. And while wandering through the woods, By the way,
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  Speaker 3: this doesn't look like China. The only reason we know
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  Speaker 3: it is China is because it just pops up on
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  Speaker 3: the screen China. But he encounters a wounded woman who's
• 11:30
  Speaker 3: been attacked by Ninja's. She gives gives him a mysterious
• 11:33
  Speaker 3: dragon tooth relic before dying, she warns him how powerful
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  Speaker 3: it is, and then Doug accidentally cuts himself with the relic.
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  Speaker 3: Something supernatural transfers into him.
• 11:45
  Speaker 2: So when the lady falls down and he discovers her,
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  Speaker 2: and it made me laugh out loud, and he's like,
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  Speaker 2: are you hurt?
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  Speaker 3: She gets shot with a bone arrow and it's through
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  Speaker 3: her body, it's like you so I And they're not overreaching,
• 12:03
  Speaker 3: like it's they're playing it. He's playing it straight.
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  Speaker 1: But but it's just it works perfectly.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so And props to them, though I felt like
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  Speaker 2: at least this part the wound from the cut did
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  Speaker 2: look really good.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah I did. Yeah. Yeah. China is.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 1: So uh.
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  Speaker 3: The transformation is when back home, Doug has nightmares and
• 12:41
  Speaker 3: strange visions of like eating people and ship. He wakes
• 12:44
  Speaker 3: up naked in the woods, confused, hungry, and violent. That night,
• 12:48
  Speaker 3: he transforms into a dinosaur and kills a mugger who's
• 12:51
  Speaker 3: attacking a woman named Carol, a prostitute with a heart
• 12:54
  Speaker 3: of gold. Yeah, but she says at one point there's
• 12:58
  Speaker 3: not a big market for doctor medical prostitutes or something.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I think she said that she did it to be
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: to pay for college.
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  Speaker 3: But I'm not sure if she's already done with college.
• 13:10
  Speaker 2: Oh, she may be paying off student loans. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: See, I don't know, because she goes there's not a
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  Speaker 3: big market for doctor prostitute.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm like, is she both? I don't.
• 13:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like you don't have to. I guess if I
• 13:21
  Speaker 2: was like going to hook up with a prostitute, if
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  Speaker 2: I found out that they were like a doctor, I'd
• 13:24
  Speaker 2: be like, oh, no things. Yeah, or maybe maybe I
• 13:28
  Speaker 2: would be like yeah, because then they would notice, like,
• 13:30
  Speaker 2: you know, a lump in a place that shouldn't be yea,
• 13:32
  Speaker 2: but did we get I think this is the scene
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  Speaker 2: or the part of the movie where we get introduced
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: to her pimp.
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: One of the best characters of any movie. What is
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: Franky Mermaid?
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah? And why is and why is he called mermaid?
• 13:47
  Speaker 2: Because he's like swimming in a sea full of yeah
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  Speaker 2: so crazy.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm let up right and hot to trap where
• 13:57
  Speaker 6: you want me to night daddy?
• 13:58
  Speaker 7: You Carol?
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: Hello, Oh god damn you.
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  Speaker 5: Carol, fucking times have to tell you not the question
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  Speaker 5: what I do?
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: Now?
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  Speaker 2: What's my name Frankie Mermaid? And why is my name
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: Frankie Mermaid?
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  Speaker 6: Speak up, girls, I'm gonna give me the fucking boat
• 14:18
  Speaker 6: because you're swimming in bitches.
• 14:20
  Speaker 5: You god damn right, you goddamn right.
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  Speaker 3: So the next morning, Doug wakes up in Carol's bed
• 14:25
  Speaker 3: wearing her clothes. After some awkward back and forth, he
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  Speaker 3: thinks that they slept together because she's like, last night
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: was wonderful, and he's like, what are you talking about?
• 14:34
  Speaker 3: And then she's like, you turn into uh into like
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: a dinosaur. And then my favorite thing, he goes, that's impossible.
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: There are no such thing as dinosaurs, and if they were,
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: if there was, I want to turn into one.
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: Because he's a Catholic. So it's all these like little
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: funny things. Yeah, I think it's hilarious.
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  Speaker 2: You know, like I did like that, like back and forth,
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  Speaker 2: like but she's very not phased by him becoming a dinosaur.
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: Well, we don't know her past.
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: Oh she might be like, oh maybe hopefully in the
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: next one.
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: Oh, get a little bit more background.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, what if she was a person that digs for
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  Speaker 3: dinosaurs I can't remember their fucking name.
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  Speaker 2: Or she turns into a dinosaurs?
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  Speaker 1: Is that it?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe she is one. So she's not you know,
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  Speaker 1: a phase or anything. But that's one of the best scenes.
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  Speaker 3: So when I said hello to start this episode, when
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: she goes, he turned into dinosaur, he goes, what what?
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: And just the long pause. It's such a fun movie
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: and it's on YouTube everybody.
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: So yeah, I watched it on Amazon Prime, which kind
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: of stuffs because I have ads online. Even though it's
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: Amazon Prime. I don't understand it. Yeah, but anyways, but
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: I know I thought this, this whole everything was so
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: golden at this point.
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're like so far up into this, like it's crazy,
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: because it's it's still kind of grounded some way, in
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  Speaker 3: a weird I don't know, dinosaur.
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: Way. I don't know. It's crazy.
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  Speaker 5: That doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 4: I don't believe you dinosaurs never existed, and even if
• 16:05
  Speaker 4: they did, I don't transform into one.
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  Speaker 1: I can show you the body.
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  Speaker 3: But then they do a training montage. It's a really
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: cheesy montage. It's kind of following Doug fighting crime. He's
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: alternating between sermons and violent vigilantism. Him and Carol start
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: growing closer, blending faith and murder in equal measure. Oh
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: you know, I forgot to say so. In the last scene,
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: she kind of starts convincing him, like, you can do
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: good with this power. It might seem weird right now,
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: but isn't that what the Bible's for, you know, trying
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: to get rid of evil. And so then she starts
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: kind of convincing him that maybe these dinosaur powers can
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: be used for good.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I found that hard because we're even like bad
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: people probably shouldn't be ripped apart by a dinosaur. Yeah,
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: But I get where she's coming from because she's had
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: a hard life.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: So one of the best parts of that montage is
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: he's like reading her the Bible, so either but it
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: kind of looks like either he's teaching her about the
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: Bible or he's teaching her how to read.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just the way it's kind of set up. But
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: then I love that, like she can't read, but she's
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: a doctor.
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: Another positive to this, so I noticed this her in
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: the montage. Was I like the costumes, like it has
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: like kind of like a seventies feel without being consume. Yeah, yeah,
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: so I really enjoyed that. And then I also really
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: did even though it's a little cheesy, I was really
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: impressed with it, like the editing of the collages.
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: All this time, and then like the little back and
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: forth between like the hands, like you see her hand
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: in his hand and they were like on the screen
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: at the same time together, but they were yeah, no, I'm.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: Underson with you.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: That's why this movie is so mind boggling, because there's
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: some really good moments that like keep you captivated, but
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: it's such a wild premise and such a low budget.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah. The makeup people do a good job,
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: the costume people, even though it might have been just
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: like threat shops, but it was still really awesome that
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: they chose that. And then yeah, the editing I thought
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: was really good. Part where do you begin to part
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: where the pemp dies.
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: And I think it's coming okay, yeah, yeah, but and
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: I love that this they kind of have a sex scene,
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: but it's completely g You don't see anything, but you
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: can kind of vibe, or you can kind of get
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: the vibe that they were hooking up.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like the lighting during the sex scene, like it's
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: very like neon blinking lights kind of thing. It was
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: very much vibe.
• 18:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but I don't think this has to be a
• 18:22
  Speaker 6: bad thing to touch.
• 18:24
  Speaker 5: Not saving hands, Judge, you saved me.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: You saved me, my life, all of it. Do you
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: know what he would have done to me? This is
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: the most priestly thing that you've ever done.
• 18:39
  Speaker 6: Look, you guys talk all the time about helping people.
• 18:44
  Speaker 6: This might actually be the first time in your life.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: You can what by by killing people.
• 18:49
  Speaker 6: Yes, bad people, every drug dealing murder that ever walked
• 18:54
  Speaker 6: into your concession, every rapist or pedophile that bragged you
• 18:59
  Speaker 6: about its crimes and went free.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: And now this is where the movie starts getting a
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: little weird. Yeah, I believe it or not. Now it's
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: starting a little weird.
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: So a group of white clad ninjas led by wee
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: Chan began tracking Doug their goal to use the same
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: dragon power to spread Christianity through addiction to a new drug.
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: And I love so much that the main bad guy
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: is speaking Chinese, I'm assuming, and his cohort, his next
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: in power, speaks English, Yeah, which is so wonderful. But
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: earlier I was talking about sometimes where they reach a
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: little too hard. That's the guy who I think is
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: trying to He kind of over tries to be funny,
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: like his cohort, like the second in command, bad guy,
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: like with the laugh. He kind of forces that laugh
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: a little bit, but it's not awful. I just felt
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: like it was a too little like you know, it's
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: funnier when you don't try.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: It to be funny in this movie, so it feel
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: like he was trying to be.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: So I thought that too, and I was a little
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: put off by that. But there is a scene later
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: where it's all of the henchmen are kind of out
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: of character. For a minute, I.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: Thought it was is that where like she dies?
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, so I like so just so it made
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: me think that I appreciated it because then I remember
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: that these guys are like kind of taking it seriously,
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: like they're trying to be funny, Like they're taking trying
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: to be funny seriously. Yeah, And I did appreciate that
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: like kind of medadness of it all.
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: I'm with you later on when Carol dies and then
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: he's like holding on to her.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: All the other ninjas are like.
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: Consoling each other because it's such a sad scene, which
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: I thought was hilarious, and even though they are kind
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: of going overboard, it didn't feel like that laugh.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just feel like the laugh.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: Maybe it's that guy too, because there's another scene later
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: on where he kind of does another little laugh.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: Maybe it's just him. Maybe I'm not a big yeah,
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: Well he's like a blonde, like skinny, white eyes like
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: they silk.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: But so their plan, so this Ninja plan is they're
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: gonna try to get everybody hooked on drugs and then
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: they want everybody to become Christian to.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: Get off the drugs. So and I think that's the
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: whole plan.
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: That got a little messy for me, that concept. But
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: the part that so this is right after the sex scene,
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: So I know we're jumping around little bit, but it's
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: okay because you can feel for you to jump around
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: on this movie is after the sex scene, is okay?
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: Talk about this part. So after the sex scene, they're
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: laying in bed, Doug and what's her name? Carol, Carol
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: love the names. Yeah, they're laying and all of a
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: sudden there's like three ninjas that come through the windows. Yeah, apparently,
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: Like I'm glad that Carol has like self like martial
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: arts training apparently. But they just like what bass and
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: then they yeah, she's in her like non matching broad panties,
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: which I love. And then he's like it is tidy
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: whities and then they just like what bass and then
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: they start kissing again.
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: And I forgot that's the part I think where he's like,
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: oh my gosh, I have a not communion, but.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: I have a confessional.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: I have confessional. And she's like, goeg right now.
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: He's like yes, and he fucking books it. Yep, But
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: who do you think is that confessional?
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Booze?
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: Frankie Mrmaid one of the best characters in any movie ever.
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: So he's like, Okay, what's your you know, what what
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: have you been doing? He goes, ah, you know, I
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: said something that was like, oh, I stole candy from
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: a baby, and.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: Then I think he says, I throw the baby in
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: the ocean.
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah snitches, you know that's why.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Frankie Mrmaid is so fucking good.
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: But then it turns out Frankie Mermaid is the one
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: that actually murdered Doug's parents.
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: Hello, my child, how long has it been since your
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: last confession?
• 22:38
  Speaker 7: Since I last confessed? Oh Jesus, Padre, you're gonna make
• 22:43
  Speaker 7: me what's she?
• 22:44
  Speaker 5: Uh? Oh, it's been about.
• 22:48
  Speaker 7: Two years.
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: There's a lot of gronicobo.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: You can't smoke in here, my son.
• 22:58
  Speaker 7: Listen, Padreick, he fucking mermaid smokes where the fuck he
• 23:02
  Speaker 7: wants because his life is on fire.
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: Uh what is it that you would like to confess?
• 23:09
  Speaker 7: Oh jeez, I guess we could cover the last four days.
• 23:13
  Speaker 7: Stole candy from this baby. Then I threw the baby
• 23:17
  Speaker 7: in the river so it could his stitch obviously. Then Uh, well,
• 23:22
  Speaker 7: I pin bitches. I do drugs, sell drugs. Uh, murder people?
• 23:28
  Speaker 7: Uh really, you name it. I'd done it, Padre.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: You've taken blood from malice.
• 23:33
  Speaker 7: Malice whoa no no more like fun and business.
• 23:36
  Speaker 5: You know, I got bosses.
• 23:38
  Speaker 7: They tell me to kill people, so I kill people,
• 23:40
  Speaker 7: or I tell other people to kill people.
• 23:43
  Speaker 5: Who was the last that you've slain?
• 23:44
  Speaker 7: Oh geez, let me see. Uh Jesus Christ, Oh shit,
• 23:49
  Speaker 7: Actually a couple months ago is fucking old couple. I
• 23:53
  Speaker 7: blowped their car. H you'd actually it was right in
• 24:00
  Speaker 7: front of the church. Oh my god. Blood, you know,
• 24:04
  Speaker 7: blood everywhere, skin melting, skin boiling. Kind of gave me
• 24:08
  Speaker 7: a hunt on Padre.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's wonderful connection.
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: Who would have thought that, you know, I did not
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: see that coming.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: When he's like, yeah, you know, I killed a few
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: old people not too long ago, blew up the.
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: Car, and then then Doug kills Frank Mermaid in the
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: confessional booth.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: So do I do have a quote that I thought
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: was really powerful? And this is why I think that
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: Carol eventually this year, when the series continues, will be
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: there's something about her that like a backstory we don't
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: know yet. So it's I don't know about I don't
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: know much about God, and he in jug says, I
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: don't know much about dinosaurs, and I'm like that's amazing, Like.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, whoever wrote that she got a fucking oscar?
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: For sure?
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know much about dinosaurs. Oh so freaking good.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: Oh and then there's a memory scene that that we
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: talked that that I think we went past. But all
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: of the memory scenes about the movie with Doug's parents
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: it's just so over the top laughing and giggling and
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: like the White Light, it is just.
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: Really proud of the Yeah, just non stop parents congratulating him.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, you're right, I did.
• 25:14
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: When Frankie Mermaid was talking about the old people he killed,
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: I think that's when that flashback scene and he started
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: thinking about his parents and everything.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: I love all the random flashback scene in this movie too,
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: because we have this one, we have one that we're
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: going to talk about, and then we also have another
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: one that I think a lot of people to kind
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: of just anyway. So all right, So Doug's mentor, father Stewart,
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: discovers Doug's secret. Stewart takes him to an exorcist, but
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: it goes hilariously wrong. Doug kills the exorcist in dino form,
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: which is weird because that dude who was the exorcist guy,
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: he seemed like he was kind of enjoying being murdered.
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: I don't really understand that one. But a flashback shows
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: Stuart's time in Vietnam, featuring cardboard explosions and plastic guns.
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: Stuart is later captured by the ninjas and killed, but
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: that flashback scene to Vietnam, which I'm assuming based on
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: his age and kind of you know, it's so great
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: because it starts out with two guys like patrolling, and
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: one of them is wearing jeans like a cut off
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: cameo like jacket with no sleeves underneath, and he has a.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: Saw off shotgun.
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: Looks awful, you know, And then like Stuart's like captain
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: or whatever.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: He's so fucking good in this. He's like, do you
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: have any plans after this?
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: And then Stuart pulls out a picture of like this
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: like middle aged lady.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: Oh what a baby?
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah? What was I wrote on her name? I think
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: it was at Adeline? Yeah, yeah, Like you can pick anybody,
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: like I'm sure that the actress who played Carol could
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: use somebody like one of her friends for a photo.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: But I love that they chose this.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: I love that.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: Is it Stuart the mentor pastor?
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: I love that they didn't like cast a younger version.
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: They just kind of like changed his hair. But like
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: twenty seventeen timeframe back to Vietnam was what the.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: Sixties, yeah, sixty eight to like seventy five.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so this guy has not aged at all, like
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: fifty years.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: Years But then to his captain guy, he's like, oh
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: you know, he's like, yeah, I have Adeline or whatever.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: He's like, oh, what a babe. You can have five kids.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: You can have eleven kids. And then he goes and
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: name them after me. When we get out of this war,
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking I'll settle down and finally start that family.
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: We'll get you out of your son.
• 27:29
  Speaker 8: That call your sweet Adeline. When you finally get back there,
• 27:35
  Speaker 8: you start that family you've always dreamed about. You could
• 27:40
  Speaker 8: have five kids, eleven kids, and I want you to
• 27:47
  Speaker 8: spend fifteen minutes a day with each of them.
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: So much blood? Wait was that the blood scene?
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: Well that's a little blob and that's when his captain
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: gets sat. But then right after that, for some reason,
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: Adeline is in Vietnam.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's like Stewart.
• 28:02
  Speaker 5: I'm here.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that threw me. But again, the over the top
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: effects of her getting blown up to pieces was was
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: a little bit campy. But when the when his captain guy,
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: the guys have a lot of babies. That one was
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: really impressive. I thought too, Like the special effects for
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: this amount of money, I thought they did good.
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: I kind of wish we watched this in real time
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: together because when I sat with the girls, none of us.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: Were expecting outline to explode like that. And then him
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: just being covered with the blood. Yeah, all of us
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: while it was we're alling, oh shit, Like all of
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: us are like no.
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: Like that's the fun of these like horrible slasher bad movies.
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: It's like just the stuff you never like, you don't
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: expect it. Like there's just one movie from the eighties,
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: this girl she turns into a robot, but like a
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: murderous robot, and then the old lady from Goonies, isn't
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: it And the young girl from that turns into a robot.
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: She gets this basketball and she winds it up and
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: she throws it and it knocks off the old lady
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: from Goony's head, right, But it's like a low budget movie.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: So then they made this like contraption to where her
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: body's going around but there's no head. It's just like
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: so fun funny, and then all of us watching it, we're.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: Like, oh yes, because it's so silly, you know, it's
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: just a good time to watch these movies.
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: I dug it so much, dug it.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: Hey nice but yeah.
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: Stewart is later captured by the ninjas and then unfortunately killed.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: Uh so now we're actually we're at the ninja camp,
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: so Dug in Carol gear up for the final confrontation.
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: Uh crazy fight breaks out where Doug fights ninjas, Carol
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: fights ninjas, and everyone shouts kung fu cliches. But before this,
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: one of my favorite parts is this dude with like
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: an Australian accent goes, oh, crikey or I can't he
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: says like, oh crikey, this ninjas he or something he
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: says like he says something like all criky, but then
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: something like ninja talk right after that. It just sounds
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: really off. But then the next thing, he goes, oh,
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: we gotta think of a plan. I'll write it down
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: for you guys. I mean, he's like explaining the plan,
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: but the ninja right next to him starts having a
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: flashback scene of like his girlfriend.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: That's like, you gotta be safe. It's just another random
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: back flashing that we don't need. But it's just so good,
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: you know, kracky it's the Dragon Warrior.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: Al Right, here's the plan.
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: We're gonna use Master White Chinese famous arc mythod of
• 30:30
  Speaker 4: a tick as I'm sure you do remember it's a
• 30:32
  Speaker 4: three prong spring forward from all sides at once.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: I think that'll overwhelm and confuse him. Wait, let me
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: write this down. Okay, Genny, you hit the left damn side.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna use my fans.
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: Boot hands nineteen choy min is going to spring to
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: the tree. Then I'm pretty sure don can't look at
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: it then.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, when I was watching this, I was just thinking
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: like that, like, we don't have the six thousand dollars
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: right now to invest in a movie, but we would
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: kill it at making a movie like that.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: I think so too.
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: That's the thing that like with this movie is yes,
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: it's kind of cheaply made or whatever, and it's silly
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: for the sake of being silly, but all the decisions
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: they're making they're good decisions. And I was like, we
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: would be making these same decisions if we're low budget
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: trying to make a fun movie like it's.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Every like it's just a really fun, great movie. Yeah.
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: The easiest way for us to make a movie like
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: this is number one, stock up on like props and
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: costumes and stuff like right after Halloween on discount, and
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: then second, make it found footage movie on our phone.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: So then the then the audience knows that it's gonna
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: be low budget, like not the best editing, and it's
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: gonna be shaky.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: We should write a fun, bad slasher movie.
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: All right, listener, this is happening.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: We just have to think of something maybe from our childhoods.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: And this movie they put a pair things that you
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: wouldn't think necessarily go together, but they do go together,
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: great pastors and velociraptors. So maybe that's something like we
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: both pick a living thing. It doesn't have to be
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: it could be a human animal mix whatever and not.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: I don't take their idea, but yeah, but yeah, we
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: can do this.
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: Well, I just saw today I sent because one of
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: the things the girls that I like to do is
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: we like to watch bad movies. So I just found
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: out today there's a movie called uh Shark Exorcist, Like
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: you know that's gonna be so I can't wait.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: To watch that one. But yeah, we'll start, we'll start
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: thinking of some good ideas for some low budget fun movies.
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then just do like iPhone yeah or Android?
• 32:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: I mean, if you want the good camera to go
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: Andrew either way, what did Apple.
• 32:44
  Speaker 4: That?
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: H So Carol gets stabbed and Doug goes berserk. He
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: transforms fully into the veloci Pastor, and this time we
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: see the full like kind of like a t Rex costume,
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: but I think it's Raptor. But he starts an ass.
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: This is that scene where after she gets killed, everybody's
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: like even.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: The ninjas are like crying, you know. So I think
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: it's wonderful.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: I thought, uh so to analyze the costume of it all,
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: it kind of looks like maybe the actor or the
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: person wearing the costume should be kind of like hunched
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: over more because you can kind of see like the
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: back of the dinosaur's neck his head sticking up. So
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: maybe if he would have just like bent over more,
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: it would have looked less like, oh, there's clearly well
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: obviously there's clearly a person in there. But but yeah,
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: that was that was quite the intense scene. And again
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: she's all all in like kind of Mortal Kombat like,
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: oh yeah, she.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: Even has a suit on. She looks like a Mortal Kombat.
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, where did she come from? Like what's going on here?
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: And then I like that he shows up to like
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: a fight with like a leather jacket and it's just
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: so bad. I guess if I was going to like
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: a knife fight or like a battle, I would dress
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: badass too.
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, just get a lot of it's uh, you know, mental. Yeah,
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: you lost the fight before you even started if you're
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: not wearing something cool.
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right, we need to send that to the Department
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: of Defense.
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: I was just thinking though, based on how that person
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: was wearing that dinosaur suit and that head flopping around,
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: he he or she probably couldn't see anything during that
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: fight scene, so they're.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: Probably just hoping the other people would react.
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: You know. Oh.
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: I forgot to mention though, the second in command of
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: the Ninjas turned out to be Doug's brother.
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: That was one where I I don't know why I
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: was so invested in, but I audibly went. And then
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: that flashback was amazing, Like they're just all the parents
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: and Doug are in the car with the flashback with
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: the white light, and then all of a sudden, like
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: the brothers just in the back and like lifts his
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: head up.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: And right after the right after the dad says, we're
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: so proud of your dog, your son.
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so good. Oh my gosh, still don't recognize me,
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: do you?
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Doug?
• 34:57
  Speaker 5: Wait?
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: Voice. Remember me, now, brother.
• 35:11
  Speaker 5: Sam, You're my only son. Thanks Dan, You're my only son.
• 35:30
  Speaker 5: You're my only son. You're my only son.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: No, it's impossible. It's so fucking good. But now we
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: have the final battle. Doug battles wee Chan in full
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: dinosaur form. But then he oh, he gets shot in
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: the leg, I think, And then yeah, yeah, that's right.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: He gets shot in the leg. And then his dinosaur
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: form goes away except for his hands, and then he
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: pulls off it pulls off the guy's head, which is great.
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: And then there was like a the only plot hole
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: I could find in this movie was was that when
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: he turned back into human form, he was back in
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: his street clothes. Oh yeah, so that, but I get,
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: you know whatever. That was the only plot hole.
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: But one of the best moments in movie history is
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: when he's holding the bad guy's head and that he's
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: covered in blood because blood is just spraying everywhere. It
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: pauses and it gives you a Gandhi quote and it
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: says something like, the only way we can stop violence
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: is the only way we can live a peaceful life
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: is by eradicating violence or something. But it's Doug's face
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: holding a human head with blood all over his screaming.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: I took it. I took a picture of that. It says, uh, oh, yeah,
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: only through the elimination of violence will we finally be
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: able to achieve world peace. And it's that yeah, and
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: it's so fucking and you said on like that the
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: head that was that was probably not the best special
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: effect in the world, but.
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: The pretty good that like the bottom of the neck
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: looked like shit was hanging around and stuff.
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: If they didn't have to turn the he turned the head,
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: the prosthetic head around, yeah, and it looks completely fake.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: But then they did like obscenely bushy eyebrows too, Like
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: that was that was pretty awesome.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's so good. It's so good. Like everything we're
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: saying right now, go watch it. It's just it's it's wonderful.
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: But after he rips the guy's head off, all the
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: other ninjas kind of scatter and uh so it actually
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: turns out Carol survives. Yeah, and the doctor in this
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: scene is so fucking great, Like he's like, hey, do
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: you want to go see her? And he's like, I
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: do want to see her, But then he just like
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: sits down and I'm not sure if we're smoking a
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: joint or a cigarette, but they leave it on the
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: doctor for a long time for no one, which I laughed.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: I watched it again, laughed again. We did it.
• 38:00
  Speaker 9: Kyle's windsor healing up faster than we first thought. She
• 38:06
  Speaker 9: expects to make a full recovery, thank god. In fact,
• 38:18
  Speaker 9: I think she's ready right now. Did you want to
• 38:21
  Speaker 9: see it?
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: You bet?
• 38:24
  Speaker 5: I want.
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: Carol?
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: And then you know, after it turns out that she
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: is healed for some reason, they decided to travel the
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: world together, fighting evil and spreading justice, and the movie
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: ends with a freeze frame and a triumphant theme song.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: So good.
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: I mean, he goes and sees her. I think she
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: said something like yeah, I think I can go now,
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: and then she's like still wearing like her like not
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: the clothes she was wearing during the battle, but like
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: a different pair of like a different outfit street closed
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: to But oh my god.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: One thing we have to say was, uh, the Frankie
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: Mermaid that was Carol's pimp? Oh I think we did?
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: Oh did we say that? Maybe? Oh? Yeah?
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: Listener, Like throughout this review, it definitely sounds a little
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: more you know, random chaotic, but that definitely encompasses what
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: this movie is kind of about. It's Ninja's dinosaurs, pastors, prostitutes, Vietnam,
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: Vietnam flashbacks, like this movie has everything.
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, everything, And yeah, I didn't want to do it
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: because the movie's only about an hour long. So I
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: was like, well, if we do a whole hour long
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: episode on this, you could just watch the movie.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I highly recommend going watching the movie right when
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: this episode's done.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: I think a couple of things. So this every episode
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: is like, we have homework to do, so this one
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: we need to make our movie. And then second, I
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: do want to try doing a movie like this and
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: watching it in real time and almost doing like Mystery
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: Science Theater. Oh, so that our listener can watch like
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: the you know, seventy minute movie and play our comments
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: at the same time, and we can kind of like
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: interrupt and watch it's like we're watching it with the listener.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: It would be really easy to do that.
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, so we would pop so the on the recording.
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: We probably talked about the behind the scenes stuff later,
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: but within the recordings we could they can't hear the
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: movie plane, so they would just hear us interrupting the movie.
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: While we could do two versions, we could just hook
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: it up to a laptop play it so we could
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: we could listen to the headphones on and talk, and
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: then we could do that one, and then we could
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: also do one without the movie audio listener.
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: You just saw some behind the scenes U brainstorm and
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: this is why we are two time award winning podcasters.
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, boom, I love that.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: So since what I mean, what would you rate this movie?
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: Like?
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: One, do you do? You recommend it? And then two
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: what you're rating?
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: I one hundred percent recommend this to pretty much anybody.
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: I tried to get rope Jeremy into watching it, but
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: he's I showed him the scene where like are you hurt?
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: And he was like, I can't with this, But I would.
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: I would say anybody watched it, it's like seventy minutes,
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: Like that's that's nothing. Just put this on and just
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: laugh and just enjoy the absurdity of it. On a
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: scale of like one to five Veloci Pastors, I would
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: give this assault. This is my favorite Veloci Pastor movie.
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: But yeah, there's no I have no critiques because it
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: would be like ridiculous to critique it negatively because it exactly.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, uh no, I'm one hundred percent with you.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: Uh yeah.
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: If we did critique it, then you think, well, they
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: had thirty six thousand dollars their very first movie.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: It's fun.
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: And if you if when you when you start thinking,
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: for me, at least, if there is something you want
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: a critique about it, think of that and then be like,
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: this is really fucking good, especially when Sex and the
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: City two was one hundred million dollars and you can
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: get over two thousands of the two thousand Veloci Pastors
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: for the amount of money.
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and this definitely kind of gave me a little
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: bit of a vibe of like like an anime kind
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: of store, Like this could easily be an anime for sure.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: That would be fun.
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: Like the cartoon. Yeah, I highly recommend this. I'm gonna
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: give this eighty nine point eight million because that's when
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: Veloci Raptors are alive. Eighty nine point that's eighty nine
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: point eight million years ago.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: That's crazy.
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: Did you see how much they made off of this movie?
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: Or it might be kind of hard with streaming and
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: like those types of things.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: Try to find it.
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: But I don't know if because yeah, because with streaming
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: and it's free on like YouTube, so they probably get
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: like ad revenue on there.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: I'll do a quick pat and I.
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: Want to give you your flowers on like doing your
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: research about when velociraptors existed. So think you like that.
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: That's good for me, that's good for the listener, that's good.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: For all of us.
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, if you don't just listen to this and you know,
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: not learn something every single time exactly all right, So
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna do, I guess, but it wasn't in theater,
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: so I don't even know how to even.
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I bet their sources have been come. I bet
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: they get money every you know, time its streamed and
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: like that kind of thing, or like maybe they sold
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: the rights to it, so it might not be able
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: to to like a for sure amount. But I doubt
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: they did a lot of marketing for this. I bet
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: it's a lot of word of mouth kind of kind
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: of marketing.
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: Well, everybody's saying there's no real you know, you can't
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: really find the numbers. But it did justify them to
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: do a sequel, so there's gonna be well that kind
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: of ruins listener.
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: Go into the future and listen to the next week's episode,
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: and we're going to talk more about this or are
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: we oh andre and then but if you're listening into
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: this randomly, like say you're listening to this in like
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: twenty twenty six or twenty twenty seven, then listen to
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: the next episode in chronological worker. There we go. That's
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: covered that.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: Well, this doesn't really have anything to do with it.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: But remember that movie Winnie the Pooh, Blood and Honey.
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was one hundred thousand dollars and it made
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: five point two million.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: That's a pretty good return that is.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so this happened. I mean there are two while
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: different movies. One was there wasn't.
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: But I think this is genius and I love I
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: always celebrate anybody who's like I'm gonna do something and
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna do it. It's more artistic too, So somebody
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: sought out to do that, Like we all are, you know,
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: taught to you know, get a nine to five job
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: and nuclear family like that kind of thing. I I
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: congratulate people when they do things that are different.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I think it's great. Yeah, it just shows
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: that you can do anything you want.
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: I would probably steer away from like the religious stuff
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: because like I'm not one hundred percent sure there's no God,
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: but like I'm so, I'm just like that's kind of black,
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: you know. I don't teeter on that.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I just got to figure out if that's the future. Yeah.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: We do a lot of blasphemy stuff on next week's episode.
• 44:40
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• 44:43
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• 47:12
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• 47:14
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  Speaker 10: And until Andy, I think I'm going to I'll do
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• 48:05
  Speaker 1: It's free on YouTube.
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: It's dope perfect. And another thing we need to manifest
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• 48:11
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• 48:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like any of that, like even like one of
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: the Ninja people if they want to be like whatever
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  Speaker 2: it takes, like, let's get them on this. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 2: all right, listener, we have a lot going on, all right,
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  Speaker 2: world peace and everything in between. We will see you
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  Speaker 2: next Tuesday. I'm Jeff, I'm Andy Murmad and Toby macguirn.
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  Speaker 3: And that's a wrap for this episode of Notable Nostalgia.
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  Speaker 3: We hope you enjoyed our trip down memory lane just
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  Speaker 3: as much as we did. If you love reminiscing with us.
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  Speaker 3: Notable Nostalgia was created by Ali J. Ward, produced by
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  Speaker 3: Andrew Lipsey, and edited by Andrew Lipsey. You can find
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  Speaker 1: Catch you on the flip side, nostalgia nerds.
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  Speaker 2: Well, sir, we'll have another shipment of cocaine tomorrow, prepared
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  Speaker 2: exactly as ordered.
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  Speaker 1: See it, I, see ya do