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The Story of Jane the Killer · INSPIRE STORY

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  Speaker 1: We're looking at her spoon clean and putting it back
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  in the drawer. She took a knife. It was brutal.
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  I'm gonna sharp knife. She imagined it in Bertha's head
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  and got a feeling again, Wait, did you see it?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 1: But I saw.
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  Speaker 2: I said, maybe he's there. My cover sh the light.
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  Speaker 3: Like that.
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  Speaker 1: Help?
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  Speaker 2: Are we recording? Recording?
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  Speaker 4: So Isaiah brought a little we have to class one
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  two three.
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  Speaker 1: Isaiah brought a live animal into my studio. Gave it
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  to Nick, who squeamishly screamed and threw a frog. So
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  now there's gonna be rotting smelling here because there's gonna be.
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  Speaker 2: A dense look. Look, I went outside.
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  Speaker 1: And I asked him. I said, oh, can you can
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  you get the fucking live animal back outside where it belongs?
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  And now we can't find it. So now Nick's walking
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  around with a red blanket and a yellow light. So
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  if you see little streaks, if you'll light, that's him
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  looking around on the floor.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I was outside and there's a cute little tree fraud.
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  I'm like, oh, so I hold him in my hand,
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  bring him in and I'm like, hey, they hold your
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  hand out and he goes okay, And to be fair,
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  I was kind of doing it in the whole, like
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  I've got a bug in my hand, like waiting to
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  freak him out. The moment the frog touched his hand,
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  I think he went out.
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  Speaker 1: It's a sweet, little innocent frog.
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  Speaker 2: He went towards him in here. I just wanted to
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  show you, guys. I thought he was cool. It was
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  cute your big black eyes he is, and he was great.
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  Need to be outside. I just wanted to share with
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  my friends. But I think he went towards that book pile.
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  But we tore that thing apart and we can't find him.
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  There's a frog or somewhere, and they didn't die. Nick
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  looks like like a refugee crawling around in the in
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  the recording.
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  Speaker 1: Sure almost gonna happen, to worry. He's so small that
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  we're gonna walk around and should be crunched, and we're
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  gonna step on him.
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  Speaker 2: Look, I'm sorry, okay. I like frogs. I like animals.
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  I didn't want him to get hurt. I thought Nick
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  would be like, oh, it's cool, and then that'd be
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  the end of it. I should have approached him in
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  a scary tone. I should have given it to you
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  should have not brought him in.
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  Speaker 1: Did you check in the fireplace?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we looked in there. Yeah, I'm sorry. Okay,
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  what if we just started the episode while he's continuing.
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  Speaker 1: Well, he has to look the entire time until he finds.
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  Speaker 2: Him, and he keeps cutting off.
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  Speaker 1: To be fair, you should look too, because you're the
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  one who brought him in.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, but we've got a record.
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  Speaker 1: I'll read it. Also, welcome back to creep cast. Hey,
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  if you're an audio listener, thanks for listening to this.
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  All right. If you're listening to audio, you're missing the
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  visuals of a man squirming around and Isaiah getting ready
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  to get up and look too, because I'm reading I'm
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  taking the fucking bowl by the horns on this one.
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  Speaker 2: Nope, that's a cricket.
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  Speaker 3: Cricket, the frog doesn't look like a cricket.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, dead, it's not dead that quick. If he went
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  to the books, he's fine. People watching this right now
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  have not seen Nick's space yet, and it's kind of haunted,
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  like the bent over figure of his back.
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  Speaker 1: This couldn't this is this is this is the last
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  of the stories reading as Isaiah is in town and
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  it's going to be Not only is it gonna be bad,
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  but it's also we have frog death.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry to you and the frog. I wanted to
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  just show everyone a cool frog I found. I didn't
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  mean would you like me to look?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'll take and I'll take the bull by
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  the horns.
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  Speaker 2: Go ahead.
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  Speaker 1: We're reading. We're reading, don't fucking say that you'll find them,
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  find the frog, free him. And then we're reading Jane
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  the Killer. So while they're looking for frogs, you guys
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  can watch them look for frog. We're going to find
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  this frog.
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  Speaker 5: So help me, God and easy. Where he dropped the
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  heavy books? You squashed a little motherfucker. They're heavy books.
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  Speaker 1: Or start with Jane's letter aka Jane the Killer on
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  a hot summer night around four thirty three in the morning.
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  You got it. You can't, you can't. You got to look.
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  I don't want you to speak until the frog is found.
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  It's Jane the Killer. You're You're like, you don't even exist.
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  You're just as lost as the frog is. All right,
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  if you know anything about Creepypasta's Jeff the Killer is
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  a big, big deal, big mean. But there's a female
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  offshoot of it and it's Jane the Killer. If my
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  co host didn't lose a frog, he might have more
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  insight in it. But guess what, we're going in blind together.
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  I don't give a shit.
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  Speaker 5: You stop and you just keep looking for the frog.
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  If we don't find this frog, it's gonna be bad.
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  We're gonna be in a bad place, no ship. That's
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  why you gotta keep looking.
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  Speaker 1: On a hot summer And I don't want to hear
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  goddamn peep until you say, oh, I found him. And
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  I don't want any of that cricket bullshit anymore either.
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  Spoiler there's a cricket in that back corner and they
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  it's not a frog. And yeah, the wall's green, it's
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  not the frog, okay. And I want to have you
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  looked behind the sets.
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  Speaker 2: Yet there's no think I threw him over the set.
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  Speaker 1: I think he probably ran back there. He probably hopped
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  back there. He's probably frightened.
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  Speaker 5: Now we're gonna have Pete on her ass.
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  Speaker 1: On a hot summer night, around four point thirty three
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  in the morning, as Jeff the Killer took another victim,
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  this time a young wife and also leaving her husband
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  with a massive skull fracture. As a result of blunt force trauma.
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  The only one to survive was the couple four month
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  old baby that police had discovered crying in its crib.
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  Alongside the child, police had found a letter which was
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  written on the back of a paper grocery bag, and
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  a black sharpie marker and a Motorola droid faintly illuminated
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  under the baby's blanket. The babysitter was locked in the
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  closet during this time, claimed she'd smell the lingering odor
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  of women's cheap perfume and found bodygliter on the baby's crib.
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  But who is it from. Police were unable to decipher
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  the writing on the grocery bag, and here's what it said. Jeff.
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  If you're reading this, know that no matter how many
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  innocent victims you claim and how much innocent blood you shed,
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  I'm still coming for you. In the end, all of
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  the men and women you so viciously slaughtered and disembowed,
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  I beat you to it. I killed them not because
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  I hate them. I imagine those victims were you, and
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  I took their lives. It was the mere vision of
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  you that made me kill them. I never did like you,
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  you greasy headed grinning, smug, ignorant son of a bitch.
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  My black eyes may look like I'm void of vision,
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  but I'm not stupid. Just remember the night that you
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  creep into a poor girl's bedroom. You're gonna fall head
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  over heels down the fucking stairs with your guts caught
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  on the broken glass of the window that I smashed
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  you into. Tonight. When I reach you, evil will battle evil,
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  Winter kills all, and the only one who will not
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  get out alive is you. I'm coming for you. Sleep well,
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  Signed Jane the Killer. So basically this is an offshoot
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  of Jeff the Killer, and it's tying into that as well,
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  and now it's kind of a thing where, yeah, she's
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  like an anti hero kind of that's a live spider.
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  So the Jeff the Killer is the original story, but
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  this is obviously something that is inspired. So it's like
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  kind of like a vigilante kind of anti hero thing
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  where yeah, you know, Jeff's still alive out there and
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  this woman is killing people, which doesn't make a lot
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  of sense that she's like, I'm gonna kill people, but
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  I'm pretending that they're you. That seems really fucking stupid.
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  But basically she wants to kill Jeff and this is
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  an offshoot, so it's basically gender swap Jeff the Killer
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  aka Jane the Killer. But that's just I believe a
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  little a little preference of just getting you to the taste.
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  But this is the actual official story here, which was
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  born of science, James the Killer, which the picture for
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  audio viewers here will put it up on the screen.
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  Stop stop, but we're putting the people putting the image
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  up on the screen. It says, don't go to sleep,
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  you won't wake up, And it basically looks like an
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  Evanescence album cover or something like that. Stop. I want
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  the frog out of the studio, alive and well. And Nick,
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  I don't even know why you're stopping.
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  Speaker 2: I think I think he's out.
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  Speaker 1: What how could you possibly come to that conclusion? That
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  is just the sign of a man who doesn't want
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  to look anymore. Did you look behind the magic set?
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  You don't think he could hop around that way? You know,
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  this is why we don't bring live animals. And you
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  both should know better.
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  Speaker 2: When you threw it, did you throw it? Where did
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  it go once to make contact with your hand?
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  Speaker 1: Two thousand and two was a good year for Jane
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  Richardson losing both of her parents to Jeff the Killer,
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  tackling a job at ihop as a waitress with barely
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  enough money to get by, on in being both mother
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  and father to her little sister, Jesse, who's thirteen year
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  olds during that time. But quit, Jane's aunt.
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  Speaker 2: He's right here.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, yes, okay, I see him.
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  Speaker 7: Quit yes, no, quick, quick, quick quit quit protemption.
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  Speaker 2: Oh got him, Heyboddy, I got him. I got him. Actually,
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  I'm afraid of my hands.
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  Speaker 1: This one.
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  Speaker 2: There's no light on it the way from here. I
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  got a light.
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  Speaker 1: There is he healthy? Does he look healthy? Camera?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Here go me to do that.
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  Speaker 2: There you go. He's a little wet guy, a little
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  slimy dude.
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  Speaker 1: Now take him back to his frog family. I can
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  sleep well.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, he was. He was cute.
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  Speaker 1: While this is happening, I just want to say we
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  did go over the Jaye the Killer things, so people
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  cannot complain we have. I've already ridden the first part.
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  I'm not going back. I'm not touching it again. That's
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  all Isaiah's fault. So just know Jane and the Killer.
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  I will start from the top of this story as well.
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  You know, I think I'm doing kind of a good
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  job reading, So let me know in the comments further
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  on if you just want Isaiah fucking boot off the
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  show and just let old dyslexic hunter take the wheel
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  once in a while. Huh so evanat so. Like I said,
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  for people that don't know the cover art of this,
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  because the Jeff the Killer art is very infamous with
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  the black eyes, you know, the creepy, weird smile, this
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  one's like Jane's coming of a fucking babe, nice little,
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  fucking nice, long smooth neck on her black eyes. You
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  can't really see your mouth. Basically white as fuck face,
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  blue tendon and all that kind of stuff looks good
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  and it says, don't go to sleep, you won't wake up.
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  So for our audio listeners, that's what it looks like.
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  All of the people who have been watching this video
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  just know that is you've been looking at it all right,
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  and let's there was an interruption from the Live frog
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  to show that we did not kill the frog. Good
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  job finding him, that's all Isaiah. He spotted him, yes,
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  but you shaked it, and that we gave him the
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  motivation to look over where'd he go? He's probably gonna
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  bring in a fucking deer. Next he's gonna bring in
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  a rabid raccoon.
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  Speaker 2: Coming.
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  Speaker 1: That was an exciting first ten minutes.
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  Speaker 4: I thought I thought last episode opening was rough, but
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  we find what is surpasset?
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean that was not rough? That was exciting?
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  Speaker 2: Is that exciting?
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  Speaker 1: And watching you both hobble on the ground trying to
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  save an innocent animal? All right, well, Isaiah, you might
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  not have heard, but we are on the second story,
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  Born of Science, Jane and the Killer. If you'd like
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  to start for the top, I've already given a nice
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  description for audio listeners of what the image looks like.
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  But if you want to jump in, I am more
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  than happy.
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  Speaker 2: It's a goth chick.
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  Speaker 1: I told you that is already. That's taken care of
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  for straight from the top.
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  Speaker 2: Go ahead. Two thousand and two was never a good
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  year for Jane Richardson, losing both of her parents to
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  Jeff the Killer, tackling a job at I Hoop as
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  a waitress with barely enough money to by on, and
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  being both mother and father to her little sister, Jesse,
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  who was thirteen years old during that time. Jane's aunt
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  Samtha Ingele graciously helped out her nieces as far as
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  money was concerned, so it wasn't a total loss for Jane.
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  After all, Samantha was Paul's sister, and after her death,
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  Samantha felt it was right to take care of her
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  sister's daughters. One day, while Jane was working her usual
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  shift at eehop and on her break, she came across
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  an ad in the newspaper sponsored by her local blood bank.
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  In the ad, it was said that the person would
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  be paid one hundred and fifty dollars for their distribution,
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  but they had to be a really healthy blood type
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  in order to qualify one hundred and fifty dollars just
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  for giving blood. Is this too good to be true?
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  Speaker 1: Even that's why she's getting so pale. She donated so
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  much blood.
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  Speaker 2: That I honestly can't remember the Jane the Killer origins origins.
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  I just remember it was like people started, Well, she
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  was one that wanted to kill Jeff the Killer. There
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  was the other one that wanted was like his girlfriend.
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  Speaker 1: It was so this version of her, She's like your
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  son of a bitch, and I'm gonna kill you. So
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  at least that's the letter.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, the idea is Jane Jeff killed her parents. Yeah,
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  so she's like gonna kill him, but she's also a killer.
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  Speaker 1: She kills other people. But the whole thing is that
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  she pictures that it's him, so it doesn't make it.
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  Speaker 2: It's like she's I think in one of the stories,
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  it's like she's killing people to lure him out, to
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  make him jealous because she's a copycat killer, I think,
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  or something like that. But I think there were also
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  versions where like she shows up and stops Jeff right
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  before killings or something. I remember there was this one,
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  and then there was like Jeff's girlfriend that was Nina
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  the Killer I think was her name, which is Spanish
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  for girl, So girl the Killer. So those were these too.
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  Jane was the more popular one, but I feel like
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  people just would make fan art of the two of them,
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  like like kissing or like like dreary nights. You know.
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  Speaker 1: Was the art good?
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  Speaker 2: No, it was like the Mordecai purple horse from My
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  Little Pony? Can we Pretend that? And planes?
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  Speaker 1: It was like that kind of so of tumbler divian
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  art stuff.
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  Speaker 2: For sure. Jane thought it would be good to take
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  that money and pay off her month's rent, So why not?
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  After all, she did have clean blood without hesitation. Jane
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  wrote the address of the local blood bank down plus
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  the phone number, finished off her orange juice, and went
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  back to work. Another waitress, Alexis, who was covering for Jane,
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  noticed her mood and was more optimistic and appeared more
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  pleasant as usual, refilling other customers drinks.
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  Speaker 1: Well, someone's really happy today. Why wouldn't I be? I
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  found an easy way to pay off my month's rent.
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  Speaker 2: Jane replied, pouring a fresh cup of coffee for a
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  random man.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what the blood bank is offering one hundred
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  and fifty dollars for anyone giving blood. You had to
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  have healthy blood, it said. WHOA, I'd never heard of that, Janie.
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  Usually they'd pay you twenty five bucks.
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  Speaker 2: Alexis replied, refilling a customer's soda.
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  Speaker 1: Somehow they must have made a few changes. You need
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  to swing by after I leave here tonight.
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  Speaker 2: Jane and her friend worked on through the night until
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  the atmosphere of this I hop was calm, like I'm insane.
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  It's an I hop. It feels like it's being on
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  when this came out, feels like it's part of the
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  goth I Hop meme. You remember that, like goth girl
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  I Hop? Oh? Is that it was?
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  Speaker 1: That was a meme?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's just a joke, like you go to
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  the I Hop goth I hop where like goth girls working,
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  they spit in your drink stuff like that.
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  Speaker 1: It's like it was just I wonder if it is
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  because the Jane the Coming looks like an evanescence thing image.
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  Maybe it is.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't tell. It's actually a goth girl, just
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  a blown out image that's so intense. It looks like
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  a laid back and less rushed. The lights of the
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  shopping center where the restaurant was shining through the windows.
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  Random cars on the highway passed by in the distance.
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  Motorists who were looking for a buy to eat, getting
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  off work or going home, sat in the mood for
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  this particularly lazy California night. KTLA News five was giving
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  a report of that.
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  Speaker 1: Don't mind the spirits that walk these halls.
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  Speaker 2: That's your bookcases, my evil layers down there. Yeah. He
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  was given a report of the LAPD still pursuing Jeffrey
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  Wood's aka Jeff the Killer, the one responsible for the
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  murder of Jane's parents. The police commissioner said that they
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  were having a hard time catching the suspect and had
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  to enlist the eate of the FBI, CIA, and Department
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  of Justice in their manhunt. It would make Jane feel
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  better to not only have Jeff captured, but wiped off
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  the face of the earth entirely. One of the customers
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  in I hop that Jane noticed was a man in
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  his late forties, his short brown hair, go tee, sunglasses,
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  and wearing a black three piece suit and tie crisply pressed.
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  One of the guys she noticed was a CIA agent
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  setting in the booth. He looked like Walter White with hair.
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  Speaker 1: Oh there you go?
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  Speaker 2: Is that what Walter Wride's known for? Looking like a
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  three piece suit? I think just the goatee is really
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  what they're Whoever wrote this was like, you know, who's cool?
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  Speaker 1: Walter White?
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  Speaker 2: Walter White. Another distinguishing feature about this man was a
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  bluetooth or piece hanging on his left ear lob. He
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  browsed through the menu and surveyed the employees. He paid
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  close attention to Jane, almost as if she was a
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  famous person.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, sir, what can I get you tonight? De bone?
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  Steak and eggs? How do you want your steak well done,
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  eggs over easy, well done over easy. Oh, I just
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  want to let you know that we have a new
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  pomegranate pancakes syrup. Something I happened to make in my
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  free time.
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  Speaker 2: That sounds terrible. Palm and gran at syrup.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just like and it has the seed still.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yuh, I'm he replied, taking the man's order.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, that sounds like a winner. You made the syrup? Well, yes,
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  you got a lot of talent.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So the way this is going, she might actually
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  get recruited by the CIA Stope, the killer. You think.
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  That's why I feel like this is going.
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  Speaker 1: You got a one who knocks Jesse. We have to cook, Jane, Jane,
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  we have to cook.
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  Speaker 2: It's Walter White and Jane.
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  Speaker 1: If you don't know who I am, then I would
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  tread lightly.
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  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: Would you like the pomegranate syrup or the one I'm
• 19:32
  not going to go into Flint's.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: Jane went back into the kitchen to get the man's
• 19:36
  food prepared. While he was waiting, he fumbled with a
• 19:39
  button on his earpiece.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: I was, man, we found the perfect woman.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: So hard to be so right all the time.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: We found the perfect woman, sir, the man.
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: Said, speaking at a low volume. This man was actually
• 20:01
  an FBI.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: What makes her the perfect woman?
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: She made the pomegranate serial.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: She offered him steak and eggs.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: And here's the thing. Here's the thing. Jane is either
• 20:12
  a self insert or like an object of attraction, easy right.
• 20:17
  Whoever wrote this was either horny for a goth chick
• 20:20
  that wanted to kill him this is a guy, or
• 20:25
  wanted to be a goth chick that kills I guess
• 20:27
  fucked by Jeff's the killer. No, that's not what Jane does.
• 20:30
  She tries to kill him. She wants to be a
• 20:32
  battie that you're not supposed to.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: She's a hero.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: She's a hero, but she kills like a dexter type like.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: Oh, I kill but I have an antihero.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: An anti hero type thing, because that was like the
• 20:41
  coolest thing when you were twelve or thirteen. But all
• 20:43
  of those stories back then, the self inserts would always
• 20:47
  be I'm special, but it's not for any like intrinsic quality,
• 20:51
  or it is an intrinsic quality. It's not anything earned
• 20:53
  or anything. It's just I'm different. And they realize it,
• 20:56
  and that she's perfect. Yeah, yeah, yeah, my god, she'll
• 21:01
  stop the serial killer that once again the FBI is
• 21:05
  unable to solve.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: We found the perfect woman, sir.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: Agent Marcus East was still hunting down Jeff the killer,
• 21:12
  despite the LAPD's feudal efforts and Agent East determination he
• 21:16
  was going to stop at nothing until Jeff was captured.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: Excellent, gather the other agents for next week. We know
• 21:22
  of a way to go after Jeffrey Woods understood.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: Jane brought out East meal in a fresh cup of coffee.
• 21:29
  Thank you very much, ma'am agent, he said pleasantly.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: You're certainly welcome, sir.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: No hour or later, Jane clocked out and left for
• 21:36
  the night.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: We'll see you tomorrow, Lexis see you, Jane.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: After thirty minutes of being on the road, Jane came
• 21:42
  across the blood Bank. She expected the building to be
• 21:45
  closed for the night. Oddly it was open. There must
• 21:49
  have been a twenty four hour deal. That must be
• 21:54
  twenty four hours blood bank. Yeah, everyone's got those. The
• 21:57
  outside of the building looked like total shit, but the
• 21:59
  interior was very pristine and sterile.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: Does this do you think this is possible? Could go
• 22:03
  into vampire territory?
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: No. I think what it's gonna be is like, either
• 22:08
  Jeff's running the blood bank. I was like, I need
• 22:10
  blood to kill, or it's the FED.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: I just I just started an escorp to open up
• 22:17
  a blood bank. It's all legal, baby.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: One hundred and fifty dollars and I kill them.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he imagine one hundred and fifty dollars. That's life
• 22:25
  changing money. Was the worse Jeff getting money.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: At I don't think that hunter.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: He kills the evil bank. He kills.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: He kills them when they like.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: To sign up for an evil loan.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: No one's getting one hundred and fifty dollars. Oh did
• 22:46
  you think Jeff.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: The Killer's just like, hey, maybe gonna is he gonna
• 22:49
  kill every single person.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: He's just a phlebotanist and they come in and he's
• 22:52
  like all.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: Right, well good, well not that many. He's like, yeah,
• 22:56
  well he took my blood, but it was with a rest.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: I mean, the story will probably be like he sent
• 23:00
  it to Jane specifically because he wanted to kill her.
• 23:04
  There's some movie about that, like the Killer goes after
• 23:07
  the one that got away. He's obsessed with tracking down.
• 23:11
  Maybe I'm thinking of Twisted Metal.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: Actually with yeah, that's sweet tooth, sweet tooth.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeh, that's right. The outside of the building looked
• 23:17
  like total shit, but the interior was very pristine and sterile,
• 23:20
  similar to a doctor's office. Jane approached the receptionist at
• 23:23
  the desk and announced she was there to give blood.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: Good evening, ma'am.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: How can I help you, the receptionist asked in a warm,
• 23:29
  friendly tone, smiling.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: I came across your ads saying that you'd pay any
• 23:34
  one one hundred and fifty dollars for simply giving blood,
• 23:38
  for simply giving blood. That's you know, how tying my shoe?
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: How people talk to each other?
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, wonderful. What's your name, dear Jane Richardson? Okay, missus Richardson.
• 23:51
  You go down the hall, second door on the right.
• 23:53
  Do I have to sign any papers or anything? Nope?
• 23:56
  Oh thank god? Why oh god, that was a huge
• 24:04
  load off.
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: Okay, Jane replied, laughing heartily. The reception has laughed along
• 24:07
  with Jane. I would hate, I would hate to get
• 24:18
  papers or something. Was the scariest thing I've seen all day.
• 24:30
  That's them laughing together. Sorry, the frog broke something in there.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: I've been broke all week. I have your cash ready
• 24:42
  for you when you get done, honey.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: Reception has said, smiling Jane, did indeed have healthy clean bond?
• 24:52
  That's It's funny because now when you're a kid and
• 24:55
  you figure out about blood banks and stuff like, they're like, oh,
• 24:57
  that's kind of neat. It's like an eleven or twelve
• 25:00
  year old wrote this like that day.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: I'm almost certainly, I'm almost one hundred percent positive this
• 25:06
  was written by like a twenty year old woman. Is
• 25:10
  how I see it. How do have healthy clean butt?
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: Just dreams like a teenage girl killer. Okay, let's them
• 25:23
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  Speaker 2: Jane did indeed have healthy, clean blood? Oh negative was
• 28:31
  her blood type? After what seemed like hours but only
• 28:34
  a few minutes. The doctor.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: What after what seemed like hours? But believe you thought
• 28:41
  that two minutes felt like hours?
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: What what blood type are you?
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: Let me up, I'm a negative, I'm a positive.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: The other one says, oh, negatives like the most like
• 28:53
  rare blood type ever, felt like I know forty people
• 28:55
  that are own negative.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: What did you get weird at that? I just oh, negative.
• 29:07
  It's like it is rare.
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: You're right, I'm sorry, I discredit your blood. The doctor
• 29:15
  who extracted Jane's blood put a bandage over her spot
• 29:17
  and wished her a good night. Out front, The receptionist
• 29:20
  was going through files on her computer when she saw Jane.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: Man that neither hurt. Like hell, your arm is going
• 29:27
  to feel sore for a day or two. What this
• 29:31
  is definitely someone who has never given blood. Your arm's
• 29:33
  gonna be throbbing for a week. Your arm's gonna be
• 29:36
  feel sore for a day or two. Tell me about it. Okay,
• 29:40
  here's your cash, miss Richardson, one hundred and fifty dollars.
• 29:44
  This will take care of my month's rent. Behind on
• 29:46
  your rent. Huh. Kind of a bit personal. Lots of
• 29:49
  stuff that's been going on, me losing both my parents
• 29:52
  and all ah. I'm so sorry.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: Now I have to work at goth Eye.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: I just love. Yeah, both my parents are dead. Mm yeah,
• 30:03
  sorry about that. It's just me and my little sister
• 30:06
  has to be both mom and dad to her. Well,
• 30:09
  my condolence has got to you and your.
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: Sister, exception has said sympathetically.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: Thanks. That means a lot. You have a wonderful night, sweetie.
• 30:18
  Stay safe you too. I love both the person. All right, Well,
• 30:25
  try to keep your head above water and stay safe
• 30:27
  out there.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: I'll get lost. Follow him at the twenty four hour
• 30:31
  blood bank.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, listen, it's a blood bank, not an abortion clinic, sweetheart,
• 30:35
  Get out of here.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: It'll turn out that that's like the CIA, and they're
• 30:39
  like we analyza.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and they're superhuman. You have re tenerative abilities.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: You can fight Jeff. What's Jeff's whole thing?
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: It's like he can fill the normal human boy with
• 30:48
  that's burned.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: I thought he could like not feel pain anymore.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, but he could still. It's so if
• 30:54
  you shot him in the stomach.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: Oh wait, No, that's ticky Tobyticky Toby.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: You can't feel pain. I don't think Jeff can either.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: Probably not.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: I don't fucking know. It's all the same shit.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: Following morning, Jane was able to pay her month's rent
• 31:07
  and wouldn't have to worry about it until next month.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: Also, is it nineteen six, like seventy eight fifty dollars
• 31:14
  for rent?
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: I imagine it's like one hundred and fifty was the
• 31:17
  gap she needed to close to pay off the rent.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: I guess the total.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: Also, what what girl like who's not well, maybe she
• 31:26
  has eight but she lives on her own. Yeah so
• 31:29
  probably Yeah, I thought for a second as just a
• 31:31
  child turned out to the world and wolves, Well, we're
• 31:33
  going the day ship to I hop. Jane got a
• 31:35
  call from the blood bank she visited just the other night.
• 31:38
  What could it be?
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: Thank you for calling? I Hop Now serving pomegranate pancake
• 31:42
  syrup and our new stuff French dosed. This is Jane Richardson.
• 31:45
  How may I help you? Missus Richardson?
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: This is she.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: My name is Beth Williamson, one of the doctors at
• 31:52
  the BioMedics blood Bank. We were wondering if you come
• 31:56
  by next week to give another sample of your blood. Okay,
• 32:02
  we'll pay you ten thousand. God damn, we'll pay you
• 32:09
  ten thousand dollars.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: Jane went solid for a few seconds. Ten grand for
• 32:14
  another sample of her blood? Was this for real?
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Missus Richardson? Are you there? Oh? Yeah, I'm here. You
• 32:21
  said ten thousand, right, yes, ma'am. Okay, I'll see you
• 32:27
  next week. Thank you so much. Mister. We'll see you soon, okay,
• 32:30
  bye bye bye. One week later, ready to get my
• 32:35
  ten thousand dollars. I'm sure there's nothing strange about this.
• 32:40
  I'm not gonna tell anyone about this. Yeah, I sample
• 32:42
  blood for ten thousand dollars.
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: Sister parents are dead.
• 32:46
  Speaker 5: I know her parents are dead, but I hit the
• 32:47
  jackpot ten grand for a sample of blood.
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: We're taking your blood. That's your real, little sister.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: I wish mom and dad were back. We don't need them.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: Ten grand.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Live all around, hop.
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: Eat your dry Ramen packets and palmeran. It was the
• 33:16
  start of It was the start of a beautiful day
• 33:21
  in the city of Angels.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: That's so many Why would why would you say that?
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: There's so many random lines that feel like they're like,
• 33:30
  you know, when the teacher would be like, okay, write
• 33:31
  a paragraph about your weekend, and it could be like
• 33:33
  I poured my orange juice and walked out.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: So many it was just start a beautiful day in
• 33:38
  the city of Angels, do we I mean? It's just
• 33:41
  like also, I'm.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: In Hollywood, hopped off the planet.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, got ten dollars by blood.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: Tampa turned to the BioMedics Blood Bank to distribute her blood.
• 33:56
  Scoring easy ten grand, she wouldn't have to worry about
• 34:00
  money troubles ever again. But why was BioMedics going to
• 34:03
  pay Jane ten thousand dollars? She couldn't figure it out herself.
• 34:07
  But if it meant to put the money into an
• 34:09
  account making sure her and her sister were financially secure,
• 34:12
  then why not. Jane saw the same receptionist from last
• 34:15
  time and still remembered her, and the doctor who drew
• 34:20
  just the way something. She saw the person from last time,
• 34:23
  she remembered her, she remember you hello, and the doctor
• 34:29
  drear of blood was there as well. When it was
• 34:31
  all over, Jane claimed her cash, stuffed it into her wallet,
• 34:34
  and was on her way.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: She stuffed ten thousand dollars into her wallet.
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: God damn, that is one hundred and one hundred dollars bills.
• 34:48
  Just as she was about to get into her car,
• 34:49
  a couple of well dressed women approached her. One of
• 34:54
  why'd you do that?
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: One dressed women?
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: One of them flashed her CIA badge and announced.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: Jane Richardson, Yeah, Agent Tanya Mongolias, that's not what it says,
• 35:06
  Agent Tanya margolis c I A, what's going on? You
• 35:11
  didn't do anything wrong, Miss Richardson, don't worry, but I
• 35:15
  was wondering if you would come with us, where at
• 35:17
  exactly you will see come with us? And their whole
• 35:21
  idea was to get her to come there as like
• 35:24
  a ruise. Why actually give her the ten grand.
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: Of stuff and a stabber in the alley and think it.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: Just grab a Powerpuff Girl hot topic wallet and let's
• 35:33
  get the hell out of here.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: That's so sad. I know.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: She's bleeding in, she's bleeding in her girl hoodie.
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: She's just like, don't talk about a beautiful angel that way? Child?
• 35:50
  Can you too? My eyes? Without hesitating? I think it
• 35:59
  goes without saying. By the way, when I was like fourteen,
• 36:04
  I thought Jane the Killer was very hot because all
• 36:08
  the pictures would just be like a goth chick with
• 36:09
  a knife. I'd be like, that's so hot. That's all
• 36:12
  it took for me. That was very easier to place
• 36:20
  if you you hadn't put that together yourself. Yeah, well
• 36:24
  I said that the Child of godthing like just probably
• 36:26
  clarified what what ideation that came from.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: Just reading this?
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: Like yeah, literally no details about her. I don't think
• 36:37
  I ever read the stories. I would just see the
• 36:39
  fan arm and be like, oh.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it was that tapping down on your keyboard, scrolling, then.
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: The little moons without hesitation. Jane got into the limo
• 37:01
  with the other agents without hesitation, ten thousand, talking fresh
• 37:13
  dollars in our wallet. Yeah, okay too, all right, I've
• 37:18
  certainly seen a CIA badge, a.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: Fisher price like the fake tweet badge. You want to
• 37:24
  come in here? I heard that you have like I
• 37:26
  don't know, wolverine blood or something like that.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: Without hesitation doesn't work. Where were they taking her? Why
• 37:37
  did they choose Jane? Was there any significance? Find out
• 37:41
  next time on Dragon Balls. The two women were taking
• 37:45
  Jane to the CIA headquarters in Los Angeles. They were
• 37:48
  going to explain everything to her as soon as they arrived.
• 37:51
  Ninety minutes later, the limo arrived outside of the headquarters.
• 37:54
  See riding like that. When they arrived, they would say things.
• 37:58
  They then arrived, Jane noticed there was also a US
• 38:03
  Marshals and FBI van parked outside. What was this all about?
• 38:13
  Jane could have figure out what the hell was going on.
• 38:17
  No matter how many times she has the agents, it
• 38:20
  was always the same that information is classified. Jane wanted answers.
• 38:26
  She wanted to know what was going on. Once inside,
• 38:29
  Jane was greeted by a refreshing cold breeze that seemed
• 38:32
  to be coming from the central air units. From why
• 38:38
  it was cold from the air conditioner word like an
• 38:41
  alien road. It was the hottest day ever. Jane was
• 38:53
  led to a room that looked like a police interrogation area.
• 38:56
  They're inside was another male agent.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: Jane's welcome, Jane, We've been expecting you. You might tell
• 39:05
  me what the hell is going on? Not at all.
• 39:08
  First off, I just want to say I'm sorry for
• 39:11
  the loss of your parents. I know how much you
• 39:14
  love them. They were my parents. I did love them.
• 39:19
  Thank you for the condolences. I take it you heard
• 39:22
  the LAPD has been having a i'll be a difficult
• 39:27
  time pursuing your parents. Assailant Jeffrey Woods, jeff a killer exactly.
• 39:33
  We also got in touch with the FBI, US Department
• 39:36
  of Justice and the US Marshals and they are going
• 39:39
  to see then, they're going to see to it that
• 39:41
  jeff is stopped once and for all. This is also
• 39:43
  a fifteen year old burn victim, the US Department of
• 39:49
  Justice said.
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: Delta said, Delta Force.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: We have green berets and Delta Force on the way
• 39:57
  to kidnap and the fifteen year old burn victim.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: Child one operators stop a homeless kid with a knife.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: But what does that have to do with me? Well,
• 40:10
  after receiving word of your blood trendsfer BioMedics is apparent
• 40:15
  that you are the perfect blood type. Look, perfect blood time,
• 40:18
  blood time. It is a parent that you are the
• 40:20
  perfect blood time and maybe the key to stopping Jeffrey Woods.
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: So let me get this straight, Jane said, trying to
• 40:29
  piece together what the agent said.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: Why even say? Let me get to the straight, Like, what,
• 40:33
  why why even say that? Xt On? After I gave
• 40:37
  my blood, you and these other agency guys want to
• 40:41
  use me to stop that son of a bitch, jeff.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: Okay, before we get to the end of this conversation,
• 40:46
  she's gonna say something like, where do I sign up
• 40:50
  something I could?
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, ma'am. All you have to do is meet
• 40:55
  with our doctors. Just meet with the doctor, yes, ma'am,
• 41:02
  and then I'm free to go and due time. I
• 41:04
  promise you.
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: Okay, Paine said, has something all right? That's wrong?
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: I think that's still there. I still think that the
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  And we are now back to the episode. After she
• 42:45
  was led into another room, one doctor did any scan
• 42:48
  of her ice blue eye? I've been giving her a
• 42:51
  vision test. Now, why would this be in until perhaps
• 42:53
  the author, maybe, just maybe was a young girl with
• 42:56
  ice blue eyes.
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: I'm still fully under the impression that they are just
• 43:00
  taking the cover of the first Evanescence album and running
• 43:03
  with it.
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: Oh, I just said a horrible thought that Jeff the
• 43:18
  Killer kind of a little bit sort of looks like
• 43:22
  Gerard Way from The Danger Not Dan to Day the
• 43:26
  Three Cheers album, like My Chemical Romance. There's a solid
• 43:30
  chance of both of them are just based just.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: An epic early two thousands emo rock ballad, It's about
• 43:37
  to Happen.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: Her eyes blue eye after giving her a vision test,
• 43:44
  reading an eye chart, et cetera. The scan of her Okay,
• 43:47
  here's what I mean. The scan of her pretty blue
• 43:50
  eye was stored into the computer. And why would you
• 43:52
  say that?
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: Because my eyes are awesome. Yeah, I do have pretty eyes.
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: Next dog to examine her was a cardiologist. Following a
• 44:02
  few brief questions such as her date of birth, height, weight,
• 44:05
  that sort of thing, Jane had her blood pressure checked,
• 44:07
  which was one twenty over eighty. That's the perfect blood pressure.
• 44:12
  Literally everything about her is so perfect. Everyone's like, you're perfect,
• 44:16
  You're excellent, the normal blood pressure for a healthy young lady.
• 44:22
  Very good, pretty ologious. He checked her heartbeat and asked,
• 44:28
  this is literally just like, wow, she's perfect.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: Just it's a cold descriptor of how good she is.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: Wow. Body fat. It's like it's extremely impressive.
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: It's like as but it works on you.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: This is pretty awesome.
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: He checked her heart beat and as there to breathe
• 44:52
  when using a stethoscope, the cardiologist wrote down everything. Next
• 44:56
  general practitioner was to examine Jane, checking her eyes, ears, throat,
• 45:00
  testing her reflexes, you name it. Jane passed with flying colors.
• 45:05
  Jane thought that she was going to leave this building
• 45:07
  with no problem and be on her way, But when
• 45:10
  she was led down a hallway by two guards, she
• 45:12
  noticed in one of the rooms stretchers lined up with
• 45:15
  blankets covering the bodies, a total of twenty five people,
• 45:19
  all young women dead. What was going on here? He
• 45:23
  started to get freaked out at the side of the
• 45:25
  lifeless women who haven't been disposed of, and anxiously asked
• 45:29
  where the guards were taking her. They refused to answer,
• 45:33
  so out of instinct, she began to assault the cards,
• 45:40
  incapacitating on the dude.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: She's a boss bitch.
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: Her binding skills she learned from Mary's father's sheriff Nick.
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: Sheriff Nick, Yeah, he's a he's also the karate structure
• 46:01
  of character.
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: Karate, of course, really paid off and she and this
• 46:08
  like this young girl can use like the karate. She's
• 46:15
  learned to take down guards at like a federal facility
• 46:21
  in the midst of the brutal Maine, Jane was tackled
• 46:24
  and sedated by one of the doctors. The world began
• 46:26
  to blur and fade black. Where am I, Jane asked?
• 46:35
  Coming to she was trapped? She was strapped to a
• 46:38
  chair similar to what you'd see in a dentist office, right, yeah,
• 46:44
  I like that, like you've seen dentist office? Is it's
• 46:47
  like that you've been to the dentists Around her, the
• 46:50
  room looked like an operating theater, bathed in a bright
• 46:53
  white light, which gave the room a clean appearance. Jane
• 46:56
  couldn't see anybody because all that was in the room
• 46:58
  with her facing towards her was a two way mirror.
• 47:02
  She felt something on her forehead that was similar to
• 47:04
  a headband, but saw electrodes and wires running away from her.
• 47:09
  Her hands and feet were secured in place. No matter
• 47:12
  how hard she tried, she couldn't break free. A few
• 47:15
  seconds later, she heard an unknown female voice in the intercom.
• 47:19
  It must have been that of an agent, researcher, or scientist,
• 47:22
  you know the things that.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: That's probably what it was. It's probably one of the
• 47:26
  down here in this lab. Miss Richardson, can you hear me?
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: Voice asked, almost sympathetically.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: Who's there. It's me, doctor Beth Williams from BioMedics.
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: I didn't want to have to I didn't want you to.
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: Have to find this out the hard way. But some
• 47:43
  of these agents and governments officials will tell me you
• 47:45
  have a very healthy blood type. Ever, what I could
• 47:49
  gather they were correct. If you were wondering it was
• 47:54
  me who sedated you.
• 47:59
  Speaker 8: I did not drag you into that room which you
• 48:01
  are in, dear. I can assure you I would be
• 48:04
  standing by the monitor to monitor your vitals through this process.
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about, Jane.
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: J Markles.
• 48:15
  Speaker 9: We brought you here because you are the perfect blood
• 48:18
  type and also the candidate for the following experiment that's
• 48:21
  been funded by the US government totally in six point
• 48:25
  nine million dollars.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: Just throwing out meers the US government who did pay
• 48:33
  this exact number for the experiment, Jane's.
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: Six point nine million billion.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: We have received word.
• 48:40
  Speaker 8: From the LAPD that they had trouble in captured the
• 48:43
  suspect responsible for the death of.
• 48:44
  Speaker 10: Your parents, Bruce and Paula, and we, along with the FBI,
• 48:50
  the Department of Justice and the US Marshals agreed to
• 48:53
  help in the capture of Jeffrey Woods.
• 48:56
  Speaker 8: If you haven't noticed, there is an intravenous needle in
• 48:59
  your arm? What are the scientists will be bringing the
• 49:02
  CEM to replace with your blood. The serum is classified,
• 49:07
  but it will ultimately help you in getting repinged on
• 49:10
  the one who took your parents life.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: It's literally Wolverine, They're gonna She's gonna have metal clause.
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: But into the story, yeah, yeah, yeah, Well it's like,
• 49:21
  well how they get Wolverine. It's like, oh, you can
• 49:23
  kill your brother, you can kill Creed. You know. Unpopular opinion.
• 49:28
  But as a kid, I love that movie to the
• 49:30
  degree that now I'm still like, it's fun.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: Wolverine ohn't see it.
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: That's the one where he goes, oh, just then a
• 49:40
  scientist and doctor came into the room prepping chain. The
• 49:43
  scientist came in with the liquid hate crazy.
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: Government funded six.
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: Six point nine million for Delta to kill I just
• 49:51
  want to say, for.
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: A government experient lab is an insignificant amount of money.
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: Yes, of course, but to a child, can you imagine
• 50:00
  that six point nine million forever money? It's like and it's.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: Funding a whole facility with three hundred people.
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: And then that's like Tony Stark money.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: Wow, yeah, tell me about it. Never is a leprechaun
• 50:12
  at the end of the rainbow.
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: It's also funny how like this is all to stop
• 50:16
  Jeff the Killer, the kid that says, go.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: To se fifteen year old burn victims, you're homeless. He
• 50:22
  has of him like he has stabbed two people.
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: You know that the Jeff the Killer image, like the smile.
• 50:28
  It's like the CEE. I goes to the Oval officer, like,
• 50:30
  mister President, we have a threat. It slides it across
• 50:33
  the table.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: Is it Obama or is it Osama?
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: Is it?
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: I was doing an Obama voice?
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: Is it?
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: It's far worse. It's a fifteen year old burn victor
• 50:49
  who's killed two people.
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: Gentlemen, whatever you need, Yeah, start the drones. The stare
• 50:57
  La apart.
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: We need to nuke La.
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: The container was It's like the president from Independence Day.
• 51:07
  The container was a gallon and a quarter with a
• 51:09
  biohazard symbol on it. A gallon and a quarter you're
• 51:15
  gonna put into her well.
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: Either they're switching out her blood or something with.
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: Bleach.
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: I'm blind I'm blind.
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: I'm blind. How much bloods in the body fore quartz?
• 51:28
  Isn't that right? I f the light from overhead cast
• 51:32
  it in the liquid, giving off a pretty glowing purple.
• 51:35
  The doctor who came in was there to make sure
• 51:37
  everything was ready and to monitor Jane's safety. He assured
• 51:41
  her she had nothing to be afraid of and that
• 51:43
  she was going to be okay. Afterwards, this made Jane
• 51:46
  feel somewhat better. Part of her was scared to death, but.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, everything's going to be fined. A giant biohazard container
• 51:56
  with purple liquor, and I.
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: Was like, oh, it's got a big skulling cross on it,
• 52:00
  like a death Also, she has walked past twenty five
• 52:03
  dead bodies. Yeah, I won hear that about. Ok then
• 52:06
  just let her see those walking by.
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: He said, I'm gonna be fine. This is this one
• 52:11
  has the best mind. You walk out like you could,
• 52:14
  like she be buried alive, You're gonna be great. Okay, cool, last,
• 52:18
  and they're perfectly still. Oh thank god.
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: Also, I want to clarify it's for it's four to
• 52:26
  five quarts, not no four to five leaders, not quartz.
• 52:30
  Four to five quarts would be like the leaders, Leaders
• 52:34
  is what I meant to say, You're going to be okay.
• 52:40
  This made Jane feel somewhat better. Part of her was
• 52:43
  scared to death by the other half of her showed
• 52:45
  no fear, and she was ready. The doctor put the
• 52:48
  intra venous tube into Jane's arm. The one tube ran
• 52:51
  into a container that would collect Jane's blood and shipped
• 52:54
  the American Red Cross for patients who had the same
• 52:56
  blood type as Jane. See what I mean, says like, Hey,
• 53:00
  this is where blood goes. So you know, wait, is
• 53:04
  this implying that the secret lab that's taking out her
• 53:07
  blood to put new chemicals in it are like, well,
• 53:09
  we should probably donate them.
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, because they're good guys.
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the perfect blood type. We should give it to the.
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: Red people who would probably need this direct people.
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: This will save lives. We have the same blood type
• 53:21
  as Chaine and to receive a healthy blood transfusion. The
• 53:28
  other two was attached to the container holding the liquid
• 53:30
  hate So in a way, this was just so In
• 53:42
  a way, this was just like an embalming fluid prep
• 53:47
  set up, but with an experimental liquid.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: You know, that's all lie.
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: There was somewhere else in the story that were what
• 54:02
  was it, you know, a dentist office.
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like that shame.
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: It's describing the whole thing, all my blood, that body.
• 54:10
  They're gonna take it, all their blood and donate to
• 54:12
  the American Red Cross for healthy blood.
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: They're gonna put They're gonna put me in a pretty
• 54:16
  jest and do my makeup and put me to coffin.
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: And then they're gonna fill you with liquid hate. So
• 54:20
  kind of fucking embalming. Forgot I got bombed, but with
• 54:23
  an experimental Despite being reassured by medical personnel that you
• 54:29
  had nothing to be scared of, a single tear ran down.
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: You're being balmed. You have nothing to be afraid of, Jane.
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: We are going to take all of the blood out
• 54:43
  of your body and fill it with.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: Your blood going to Red Cross.
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: You have nothing too, fam man. The process began. Is
• 54:56
  this one by the original Jane the Killer author? Because
• 54:59
  I'm not as fromamiliar with Jane. Is this like a
• 55:02
  Is this like cannon? This is supposedly cannon? So all
• 55:07
  the other ones are based off this arative okay? Process began.
• 55:12
  The voices that Jane heard, the scientists, the government officials, FBI,
• 55:15
  CIA agents, US Marshalls.
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: Sarsating this list every time because it's cool Hunter, all
• 55:21
  these people I forgot.
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: Okay, it's six point nine million dollars began to sound distant.
• 55:28
  If something were to happen to her, she would see
• 55:31
  her deceased parents. On the other side of the two
• 55:34
  way mirror. Doctors were monitoring Jane's vitals, her heart and
• 55:38
  brain waves, et cetera. Her heart was beating at a
• 55:40
  steady pace, showing the EKG be being the readings of
• 55:44
  the EEG showing normal brain activity. Jane saw her blood
• 55:48
  being drained slowly. This didn't bother her at first, but
• 55:51
  as it began to increase, she felt very weak and drowsy,
• 55:55
  almost like she was being smothered by an unknown person
• 55:57
  with an ether soaked rag. And in the next few minutes,
• 56:01
  Jane's surroundings began to disappear, first into a state of
• 56:05
  unconsciousness and weakness from loss of blood in her body,
• 56:08
  then dead. The heart monitor in the other room flat lined,
• 56:12
  the EEG went flat. For that moment, Jane was clinically dead. Jane.
• 56:17
  I remember there was something with Jane that she has
• 56:19
  completely black eyes, yes, like pale white skin. Yeah, so
• 56:22
  it's probably like the effects of dying or whatever.
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: She's going to turn into a superhero.
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Jane felt a gentle, familiar hand on her face,
• 56:31
  caressing her. It was her mother, Paula. She opened her
• 56:35
  eyes and despite being deceased for a few minutes, she
• 56:38
  was still in her room. She was still in the room.
• 56:41
  Her father Bruce was there as well.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: Mom, don't be afraid, Janie, Mommy's here.
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: Paula coot sweetly. She saw Jane's eyes welling up with
• 56:51
  tears and held her daughter in her arms, tightly comforting her.
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: Dad.
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: Bruce gave Jane a kiss on her head as you
• 56:58
  join in to hold his child to well. Jane was
• 57:01
  weeping as she was glad to see her parents.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: You're gonna be okay, kiddo, You're gonna be.
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: Just fine, her said softly, calming his daughter down. He
• 57:10
  was in full military dress, his metal shining in the
• 57:12
  light of the room Jane was in. His uniform was
• 57:15
  crispally pressed, his hair short, shining and brush back, almost
• 57:19
  as if he was going to attend a military ball.
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: What's going on, will, says? Those doctors empty your body.
• 57:28
  He went out like a light. But me and Daddy,
• 57:31
  are gonna stay here until you come alive, Honey.
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: Paula said in her soft spoken voice, her words soothing
• 57:37
  Jane's heart.
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: One thing I could never stand about ivy needles is
• 57:41
  when someone can't find a vein to put it in.
• 57:43
  That happened to me when I was a little kid
• 57:45
  and I suffered sepsis, that got ring worm, and then
• 57:53
  I got full blown aids. The hold whatever read the
• 57:56
  next and I felt like freaking Swiss cheese. That old
• 58:03
  hag couldn't put the needle in right. You should have
• 58:05
  known that having experience as a doctor and a pH
• 58:08
  d doesn't come with.
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: Vision smiling and laughing. This made Jane smiling giggle. She
• 58:17
  laughed with her daddy. She knew for the longest time
• 58:21
  that her daddy was very silly. The longest time, my dad,
• 58:30
  he's real SI, Dad's real silly.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: He's like a stupid bitch can't find a vein as
• 58:42
  when it was a stupid bitch gave receptis and I
• 58:44
  got ring warm and everyone called me lizard foot the
• 58:46
  rest of the year. Like Dad, that's a funny story, Daddy.
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: She knew that for the longest time that her daddy
• 58:58
  was very silly. It made her laugh without even trying.
• 59:02
  It was still a goofball in the afterlife. That's also
• 59:06
  what Paula loved about her husband. Jane's parents stayed with
• 59:09
  her until the liquid hate was administered.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: Your father couldn't stand needles being poked into him at all, honey.
• 59:18
  Your father couldn't stand needles being poked into him at all, honey.
• 59:21
  But getting like an allergy shot or a vaccine that
• 59:24
  didn't bother him. It was an intravenous needle that got
• 59:27
  on his nerves. Even when he was little. He fainted
• 59:30
  at the side of big needle. Hey, that thing was big.
• 59:37
  And now I'm gonna feel sore and stiff when i
• 59:39
  get up. Considered in the chair you're in, I wouldn't
• 59:42
  be surprised, honey. I think tonight you should take a
• 59:45
  nice hot bath with some Ebsen.
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: Salt, said Gress and Jane's hair.
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: Good idea. You just remember one thing, my little Janie baby,
• 59:55
  if you if you ever need me or daddy, it
• 59:58
  would be right.
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: Here, Paula said, pointing at Jane's part.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: She has congest heart failure, and we will come and
• 1:00:11
  we will come live in your dream sweetheart, God how.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: You Dad, He'll be a memory in your head.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: We are so proud of you. Jesse's She's made pomegranate syrup.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: That's all. That's the thing on her. They're just special.
• 1:00:29
  Every one of these stories, the OC is just special.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: We are so proud of you. Jesse's lucky to have
• 1:00:35
  such a sweet sister. We will always be watching over you,
• 1:00:39
  Paula said sweetly. We love you, Jane said. Oh, the
• 1:00:43
  purple stuff is about finished.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: Paula said, pointed the liquid hate that was halfway empty.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: I love you, mommy, I love you, Daddy.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: Jane said, giving her parents a hug before they return
• 1:00:54
  to heaven.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: By Mama, die onto the clouds. We love you too.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: The implication that Jane the Killer knows Jesus and christian
• 1:01:14
  It's like an devout.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: We love you too, Janey.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 7: I also like the implication the Christianity exists and Jeff
• 1:01:24
  the Killer, we we love you too, Janey. We love you,
• 1:01:30
  fall the reply, giving her daughter one final kiss goodbye.
• 1:01:34
  Jane slowly regained consciousness and came to the e KG
• 1:01:38
  and e E G roared.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: Back to life, showing hard and brain activity. I like
• 1:01:42
  how to just let her die. They didn't like artificially
• 1:01:45
  pumper or anything.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: You're going to be fine.
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  Speaker 2: She decomposed for five minutes.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean she's legally like a vegetable.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, her brain will never recover. Her vital is appearing normal.
• 1:01:56
  As her vision adjusted, she saw she was still in
• 1:01:59
  the operating theater at her When she looked down, she
• 1:02:02
  nosed her hands were now ivory white. She was pale
• 1:02:05
  like a corpse. She screamed over the loss of her
• 1:02:07
  natural skin pigmentation and saw that her once bright, platinum
• 1:02:10
  blonde hair was now cold black. Somehow changes your hair,
• 1:02:14
  it does. She tried to break free from the restraints,
• 1:02:17
  thinking that she would fail, but somehow, now increased strength
• 1:02:21
  ripped both of the restraints off and jerked the wires
• 1:02:23
  off her head. She tore the leg restraints away and
• 1:02:26
  got up out of the chair. She looked towards the
• 1:02:29
  two way mirror, now in a violent, angry, homicidal rage, hollered,
• 1:02:35
  what the hell did you do to me?
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 8: She's going to experience violent episodes and homicidal tendencies for
• 1:02:41
  the first ninety seconds.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: We have this mapped out homicidal. One of the scientists
• 1:02:48
  said to the group.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 9: You are now full of liquid hate, Miss Richardson, I
• 1:02:53
  look like fucking powder. That's because your natural skin color
• 1:02:59
  went away.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: Jane, You stupid idiot.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: Hey, don't be a dumb bitch. That's what liquid hate does.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 3: Jane.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 6: Oh, Jane picked Jane. Jane, look at me, Jane. That's
• 1:03:24
  what happens with liquid hate. Six point nine million dollars.
• 1:03:32
  Jane blonde to black powchery, white skin.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 9: Give her sixty seconds plus thirty equals ninety.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: Jane picked up a chair that was in the room
• 1:03:52
  and threw it against the two a mirror, shattering the glass.
• 1:03:56
  She grabbed a hold of one of the doctors who
• 1:03:57
  were monitoring her vitals by the collar, slamming him against
• 1:04:01
  the wall with incredible strength, causing a huge dent. One
• 1:04:04
  of the scientists sounded an alarm for armed guards and
• 1:04:07
  medical personnel to restrain Jane. One pulled out a syringe,
• 1:04:11
  trying to aim for Jane's neck, but Jane took the
• 1:04:13
  needle and stabbed the doctor between the eyes and injected
• 1:04:16
  an air bubble into him. Two guards with automatic weapons
• 1:04:19
  tried to fire it Jane, but she grabbed both of
• 1:04:22
  their arms, causing them to fire at age one agent
• 1:04:27
  fired at Jane, but the bullet didn't FaZe her a bit.
• 1:04:33
  The wound automatically and quickly healed up.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 11: Of course, she's literally wolver your bone, Jane, that made
• 1:04:45
  of the strongish metal.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: She's like in there, like using her karate, she learned
• 1:04:51
  from sheriff.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Sheriff Nick. No problem with no problem, thank you.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: Since she he approached the agian who was still firing
• 1:05:02
  multiple shots at Jane, and snapped his wrist in two.
• 1:05:05
  They spelled it I into not into two. Snapped his
• 1:05:08
  wrist into one. We'll never know, showing fractured bones and
• 1:05:13
  blood spurting everywhere, and orderly standing at it. Six foot five,
• 1:05:18
  three hundred plus pounds, tackled Jane, attempting to subdue her,
• 1:05:23
  but Jane had the upper hand of course, lapped him
• 1:05:25
  over on his side and snapped him neck into.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: He snapped me neck in two.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: Just as carnage continued, Jane took the now empty liquid
• 1:05:46
  hate container broken against the ground, took a sharp glass
• 1:05:48
  shard and stabbed to death one of the ages, her
• 1:05:52
  clothes now staying with blood amidst the dead, broken, mutilated,
• 1:05:57
  bullet riddled bodies and those who were out. Jane looked
• 1:06:01
  at the group who was in the room that now
• 1:06:03
  had no mirror and said, in one ominous tone.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: Thank you for saving me, thank you for making me
• 1:06:10
  what I am. I know now what I must do.
• 1:06:16
  I must kill Jeffrey Woods in his reign of terror forever.
• 1:06:22
  If he has not killed, more lives will be lost.
• 1:06:25
  She just killed four people. I am much stronger now.
• 1:06:29
  I am unstoppable, unkillable weapons. Weapons are useless against me.
• 1:06:38
  Anyone who dares cross me, I will be the last
• 1:06:42
  thing they will ever see. I will kill jeff the Killer,
• 1:06:48
  and no one can stop me.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: You know, I remember we got to read it at
• 1:06:54
  some point. It's not on the docket tonight, but there's
• 1:06:56
  Jane the Killer versus Jeff the Killer story, and that
• 1:06:59
  part about like I will stop him reminded me. There's
• 1:07:01
  a scene in it where the two of them are
• 1:07:04
  fighting and they're just like cutting each other to pieces,
• 1:07:07
  and then both he only literally Wolverine versus Creed, and
• 1:07:12
  the whole time just like we're not so different, you
• 1:07:14
  and I in this world, only fools are heroes this world,
• 1:07:49
  in spite of everything you've done for them. Eventually, they
• 1:07:52
  will hate you, ah.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: Ah and to your hatred.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 2: After ninety seconds, the allotted time has mentioned by the
• 1:08:19
  now dead doctor, Jane's homicidal tendency ceased and she was
• 1:08:24
  acting normal again. The same doctors who were examining her
• 1:08:28
  wanted to do X rays, MR eye scans, and the
• 1:08:30
  final examination on her, Jane stood naked as the day
• 1:08:34
  she was born, as physicians didn't see any abnormal changes,
• 1:08:39
  no defects. She was even more beautiful despite the fact
• 1:08:44
  that she was pale white with black eyes, even more beautiful,
• 1:08:50
  had a rock and.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 12: Bond tits were awesome, and she even had a dick
• 1:08:59
  on her belly, perfect in every way.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: We called those a unicorn.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 9: Okay, Miss Richard said, I want you to read what
• 1:09:08
  is on the chart right here.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: I'm an eye doctor. E F P T O z
• 1:09:13
  l P E d T E c if e's ez
• 1:09:15
  b t t v C one two three four five
• 1:09:17
  sixty seven, printed by Century City Optometry ten two fifty
• 1:09:22
  Santa Monica Boulevards, Sweet one seventy, Los Angeles, California, nine
• 1:09:25
  years ah six seven.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: It's one of those things where it's like she's every way,
• 1:09:29
  she's perfect, perfect ways. You couldn't imagine the eye. Doctor
• 1:09:33
  was flabbergasted that Jane read everything down to the fine print.
• 1:09:37
  He took a magnifying glass and saw the address company
• 1:09:40
  name of the bottom of the eye test chart. Um wow,
• 1:09:45
  he said. Dumbfountain said, Doc, are there any other test today?
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: Or can I just walk out of here and be
• 1:09:51
  on my way? She's killed four people.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: She's killed four people and she's literally she looks like,
• 1:09:55
  uh a corpse.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, Well, are you gonna give me another visual test?
• 1:09:59
  Or just in there and stare at me all day?
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 2: You're naked, She's just completely naked.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: Why keep staring me?
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 2: Doc?
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: Wow, I'm just gonna stare here, stand here and stare
• 1:10:14
  all day.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, doctor said, saying Shane fully.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: So I'll take that as you're free to go.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: She's like, are you gonna stand here and stare at me?
• 1:10:30
  And he a doctor, is like yeah, wow, I love it.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: So I'll take that. Am free to go?
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: And he does, Yeah, not only am I super powerful?
• 1:10:45
  I kill people, but I can't help it because it's
• 1:10:47
  part of my condition, and I get revenge and I'm
• 1:10:49
  perfect in every way, but everybody wants me, So I'm
• 1:10:54
  taking that as some freeom to go.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's an insane She's the perfect woman, perfect and
• 1:11:03
  there were beauty. She's so funny and she's only a
• 1:11:06
  little angry on her periods. So so I'm taking that
• 1:11:12
  as as I'm free to go. Dog, Why don't you
• 1:11:16
  take a picture last longer? I will get those old
• 1:11:21
  eighteen hundred cameras.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 13: The whole arm filled with smoke. Make a copy of
• 1:11:32
  that for me. Whenever you get a chance, I will.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: The giant just like keeps going. So I'm taking that. Yeah. No.
• 1:11:51
  Jane took her bloodstained clothes that were in a hospital
• 1:11:54
  bag and walked out fully nude, not caring the people
• 1:11:56
  are looking at her. On her way home, she saw
• 1:11:59
  clothes that were hanging out to dry on a clothes
• 1:12:01
  line outside a little suburban home. These clothes matched her frame.
• 1:12:06
  There were a pair of black sweatpants, a sleeveless black
• 1:12:09
  under armor. Sure in a black oddy this I okay,
• 1:12:18
  I understand. My thirteen year old me was like, this
• 1:12:22
  is the most beautiful.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: Woman of ever, perfect body, cut off, black under armor,
• 1:12:29
  not too buff but just buff enough.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 2: Could kill me in an instant, but very feminine.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: You could tear me in sleek but also dangerous.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 2: Throw me through the ceiling.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: Ninety seconds of pure chaos, like a.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: Just a pale rear ripley. Now you got me.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: Now you got me.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: You get it. You see where I'm at, You get
• 1:12:59
  what I'm talking about. They all smelled sweet as she
• 1:13:03
  pulled them off the clothesline and got dressed in broad daylight.
• 1:13:06
  The only article of clothing that weren't bloodstained were her
• 1:13:08
  black sketch, her sneakers. She's lived on, her socks and shoes,
• 1:13:14
  and called Jesse and told her she was okay. Jesse
• 1:13:17
  waited back at home for his sister to return. Also,
• 1:13:20
  Mary was waiting because we need to put her into
• 1:13:22
  the story. Jesse immediately ran into her big sister's arms,
• 1:13:26
  gasping emotionally, giving her a big hug. Mary hugged both
• 1:13:30
  Jesse and Jane and gave her honey buddy a kiss
• 1:13:33
  on the lips.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: Baby, I'm so glad you're okay. I was so worried.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 2: She's literally a corpse. She left a blonde with blue eyes,
• 1:13:41
  and she came back a corpse, and they're like, so good,
• 1:13:43
  you're okay, he said, emotionally, glad that Jane was all right,
• 1:13:52
  I knew you'd come back, Jesse said, through tears of joy.
• 1:13:56
  Of course I did, Jane replied, giving her little sister bugs,
• 1:14:00
  still emotional. Jeff has some competition, so as many other
• 1:14:06
  criminals out there. Don't go to sleep, you won't wake up.
• 1:14:12
  Jane the Killer is coming for you. These you know
• 1:14:19
  what this is that came from such a place of purity.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: This is infinitely worse than Jeff's Killer.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 2: By the way, Oh yeah, dude, it's a fan fig
• 1:14:29
  of an oc tied to Jeff the Killer. Jeff the
• 1:14:32
  Killer was the og.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: This is the Faneff the Killer was the blueprint.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this was This was a fan who's like, I
• 1:14:40
  bet I can be as good as Jeff the Killer.
• 1:14:44
  Were these popular, Oh dude. Most of what you would
• 1:14:47
  read online, not No Sleep. No Sleep was different because
• 1:14:49
  that would be perspective. But if you want to like
• 1:14:51
  creepypasta dot com or any like for him, this was
• 1:14:54
  the bulk of them.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: Was it people legitimately liking it, like being like that
• 1:14:59
  was bad ass?
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: Some so Jane the Killer picked up stuff. Most of
• 1:15:03
  them were like two paragraphs. It was like there was
• 1:15:06
  a guy named Elijah because the writer's name is Elijah.
• 1:15:08
  There was a guy named Elijah who found a secret
• 1:15:11
  sword that made him cool, and Jeff the Killer killed
• 1:15:15
  his whole family. Now he's alone and he hunts Jeff
• 1:15:17
  to kill him. This, that, and that'd be like the
• 1:15:20
  whole story. This is like wow, like the like you
• 1:15:25
  added characters?
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: How names? Did you conjure that creativity? Yeah, to finish this.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 2: That's why everyone started talking about you. And obviously it
• 1:15:33
  was it was a chick. So like like the fan art.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: Foster, Socrates and whoever the fuck wrote Jane.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: The Killer, we made it. Actually, we do know, right,
• 1:15:45
  We've got the name is the name there? Do we
• 1:15:47
  know that the person who made Jane the Killer.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: Is Fear of the Black Wolf? Fear of the Black Wolf.
• 1:15:52
  Hope you're doing well.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 2: Hold up the story confirmed by a fear of the
• 1:15:55
  Black Wolf, for mister ingry Dog is the real, actual
• 1:15:57
  story of Jane the Killer. The other story, who has
• 1:16:01
  Jane's last name as Arkansas, is a fan made and
• 1:16:05
  plagiarized version that only became more popular or known than
• 1:16:08
  the original.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: So it's like, oh, so the real one wasn't as
• 1:16:12
  popular as the other one.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, that's what sounds like it sounds like according
• 1:16:16
  to creepypasta dot com, well according to fandom dot com
• 1:16:20
  creepypasta category, so who say, But according to them, this
• 1:16:24
  is the original. And then the ripoff, Yes, that's I've
• 1:16:30
  never heard the Born from Science one, I don't think.
• 1:16:34
  But I do remember there being a bunch of like
• 1:16:40
  different Jane the Killer stories, but I don't remember that
• 1:16:42
  specific the Born from Science saying but she had liquid hate,
• 1:16:45
  she had perfect blood, she had perfect wee. Well, honestly,
• 1:16:48
  I don't know if the if the ripoff, the fake
• 1:16:51
  treading on the good name of Jane the Killer. I
• 1:16:53
  don't know if it was.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: Hey, what the hell?
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 2: Hey, you can't go mess it with this. This is
• 1:16:58
  the original text.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: Guys, thank you so much watching today that killed me?
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 2: Can we read even if it's for Patreon? Can we
• 1:17:07
  at some point read Jane versus Jeff? Please let me
• 1:17:17
  have this just I think you're different, you and I.
• 1:17:33
  Thanks for audio listeners on Spotify and Apple Podcast.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: Thank you for our patrons. We have some extra concert
• 1:17:41
  over there.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 2: Feel free to come over.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: We're streaming games and were We'll see you next time.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 2: You think this is a game, You think this is
• 1:18:03
  a game.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: I remember this. I'm leaving, I'm leaving
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 11: Ki