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One Year Better · Untraditionally Lala

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  Speaker 1: Hello gorgeous, it's Lala Kent. Welcome to Untraditionally Lala. Hello gorgeous,
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  Speaker 1: welcome back to Untraditionally Lala. We have officially entered Virgo season!
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  Speaker 2: Ah!
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  Speaker 1: Home of the greats. Kobe Bryant, Mother Teresa, Beyonce, Zendaya.
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  Speaker 1: Shall I go on?
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  Speaker 3: You could have just stopped at Kobe Bryant. You kind
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  Speaker 3: of ruined it with everybody.
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  Speaker 1: Else after that. I should have ended with him.
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  Speaker 3: No, you should have just left it with that because
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  Speaker 3: everybody else after that kind of went downhill.
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  Speaker 1: Beyonce? Zendaya? Mother Teresa?
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  Speaker 2: Zendaya's up there, Beyonce.
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  Speaker 1: She's... You bite your motherfucking tongue.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I've just been seeing too many things.
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  Speaker 1: Get off of conspiracy TikTok threads.
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  Speaker 2: I'm begging you. No, I can't.
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  Speaker 1: That thing on TikTok that you showed me though, I
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  Speaker 1: posted it on Graham, that girl or that little boy.
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  Speaker 1: And he's like, if mom leaves, who's going to play
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  Speaker 1: with me or who's going to play with you? And
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  Speaker 1: the dad's like, what do you mean? You're going to
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  Speaker 1: play with me. We always play. He goes, no, in
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  Speaker 1: the nighttime. He goes, why do you, what do you mean?
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  Speaker 1: Why would we need to play in the nighttime at night?
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  Speaker 1: I see mommy writing me like this.
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  Speaker 3: It is so great. No, my TikTok feed is great.
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  Speaker 3: Some conspiracy theories, some kids, some dogs.
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  Speaker 2: Some cars.
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  Speaker 1: Ocean, I told you guys, has a loose tooth. So
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  Speaker 1: this was a few nights ago. And she's like, Mom,
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  Speaker 1: how big is the tooth fairy? I'm worried that I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to feel her when she comes in to move
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  Speaker 1: my pillow to get my tooth out of the little
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  Speaker 1: heart thing that we gave her. I was like, babe,
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  Speaker 1: she is so tiny. You're not even going to know
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  Speaker 1: she's in here.
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  Speaker 2: How tiny? It's like Shrek. It's Fiona.
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  Speaker 3: Fiona comes in with little wings. I'm not telling her that.
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  Speaker 3: She'll lose her mind.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, she's like this big, Ocean. She's tiny.
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  Speaker 1: She goes, how does she carry the teeth? Or no,
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  Speaker 1: I told her. I was like, she wouldn't need to
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  Speaker 1: be very big. She's carrying baby teeth.
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  Speaker 2: And she was like, oh, yeah. But how many teeth
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  Speaker 2: does the poor fairy have to pick up a night?
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  Speaker 1: They disappear. She grabs, pays, disappears. So she asks me
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  Speaker 1: what the Tooth Fairy looks like. So I try to
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  Speaker 1: Google a photo. And Ocean goes, those are just drawings.
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  Speaker 1: I want to see a real photo of the Tooth Fairy.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, Ocean, there are no photos because no
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  Speaker 1: one's ever seen her before. She goes, well, if no
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  Speaker 1: one's seen her before, then she don't exist. I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: she exists. Trust me, I will find a photo. So
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  Speaker 1: I get like the cutest little photo that's a drawing
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  Speaker 1: and I put it into chat. And I was like,
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  Speaker 1: my five-year-old doesn't believe So I need you to make
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  Speaker 1: me a real picture.
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  Speaker 2: Did it do it?
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  Speaker 1: It did. And this is what she looks like. She
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  Speaker 1: is so fucking cute. I made the tooth fairy so
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  Speaker 1: stinging cute.
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  Speaker 2: How old is the tooth fairy?
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  Speaker 1: She's a baby. She's like five.
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  Speaker 2: So she's stealing the teeth for herself to put back
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  Speaker 2: in her own mouth.
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  Speaker 1: So then Ocean, this is what she says to me.
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  Speaker 1: She's looking at the photo and she goes, does the
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  Speaker 1: tooth fairy not have teeth? And I said, of course
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  Speaker 1: the tooth fairy has teeth. And she goes, Then why
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  Speaker 1: is she collecting all these teeth?
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  Speaker 2: To put in her own head. No, me and her
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  Speaker 2: are on the same thing. She's asking the right questions.
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  Speaker 1: She, you guys, the shit that comes out of her mouth,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not prepared for.
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  Speaker 3: To let everybody know, I just walked in the room.
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  Speaker 3: She came with Lauren. She came with Lala. And I
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  Speaker 3: walk in there. She's just sitting in a room on
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  Speaker 3: her little iPad drawing away. And I go, are you
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  Speaker 3: glad she came? Are you glad you came? She looks
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  Speaker 3: up at me in disgust.
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  Speaker 1: Today?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. She goes, I wish I stayed home.
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  Speaker 1: I told her. I told her.
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  Speaker 2: And now she'll learn. I told her 14 times.
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  Speaker 1: You're going to be so bored. It's going to take
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  Speaker 1: so long to get to the podcast studio. You don't
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  Speaker 1: want to come. And can I tell you how far
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  Speaker 1: I got?
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  Speaker 2: Just kidding, guys. Just kidding.
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  Speaker 1: I got to the light on Ventura and Sepulveda.
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  Speaker 2: You've made it far enough.
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  Speaker 1: How long is it going to take to get there, Mom?
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  Speaker 1: I really want to turn around to look at my
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  Speaker 1: missing tooth in the mirror at home. I handed her
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  Speaker 1: my compact.
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  Speaker 3: Just to let everybody know, from where she just said
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  Speaker 3: to where we leave home, that's all of maybe four minutes.
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  Speaker 2: And she's already asking, are we there yet?
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  Speaker 1: And it was a 45-minute drive. Beautiful. It was a
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  Speaker 1: long time to get here today. But she's fine now.
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  Speaker 1: She's got a phone. She's playing a game. She's not
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  Speaker 1: listening to us. But on the way here, as I
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  Speaker 1: just said, she lost the tooth. And that thing you
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  Speaker 1: guys was hanging on by a thread. It actually made
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  Speaker 1: me sick to my fucking stomach.
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  Speaker 2: No, she would like go. And it would blow. And
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  Speaker 2: it would go like this. And just flap.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, you have to pull it out, Ocean.
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  Speaker 1: She was like, no, I'm just going to have it
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  Speaker 1: fall out on its own. So I don't know when
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  Speaker 1: it fell out. But she's very concerned because if there's
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  Speaker 1: no tooth to give the tooth fairy, is she going
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  Speaker 1: to get money? She wants to know. By the way,
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  Speaker 1: mom said in the pool yesterday, she was, I bet
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  Speaker 1: the tooth fairy is going to bring you a hundred dollars.
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  Speaker 2: I think mom needs to close her mouth. And a
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  Speaker 2: lot of times I looked.
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  Speaker 1: At my mom and I was like, $ 100. Do you
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  Speaker 1: want to know what's crazy, though? I know she goes, shit,
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  Speaker 1: the tooth fairy's going to bring me $ 100, so now
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  Speaker 1: I have to pay her $ 100.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure. I don't know if it's a written law,
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  Speaker 3: but I think the first tooth is paid.
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  Speaker 2: By the grandmother. I'm pretty sure. 100%.
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  Speaker 3: What does she spend money on?
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  Speaker 2: Teeth.
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  Speaker 1: Ew.
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  Speaker 2: Pretty soon her own, but right now? Her grandchildren.
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  Speaker 1: Her grandchildren. She should pay. So I tell Ocean, I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to make sure that the bed's not made when
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  Speaker 1: we get home so that I can look for the tooth.
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  Speaker 1: But guess where the tooth is?
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  Speaker 2: In the car?
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  Speaker 1: If it's not in the bed. And she goes, where?
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  Speaker 1: And I said, you swallowed it and it's going to
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  Speaker 1: come out in your poop. And her face, I look
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  Speaker 1: in the rear view and she's like this. She goes, okay.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, is she going to dig through her own feces?
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  Speaker 1: Just wait. Oh, no. She's there for a minute. Mom,
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  Speaker 1: do you think that you could put a glove on
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  Speaker 1: and dig through it?
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  Speaker 2: I'm not kidding you.
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  Speaker 1: If it's in my poop, I was like, I wanted
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  Speaker 1: to whip around and be like, you've.
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  Speaker 2: Got me fucked up.
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  Speaker 1: Are you crazy? I said, I love you. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: digging through your poop.
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  Speaker 2: No, there's going to, I'm not. Thank you.
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  Speaker 3: Watch. I am going to walk outside of my home
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  Speaker 3: to two dogs and ocean taking a shit on the grass.
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  Speaker 2: She's going to be like, I'm trying to find my tooth.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to be like, oh, God.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, God.
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  Speaker 2: Can you just picture it now? I really haven't.
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  Speaker 3: Like, if I were to see that, I wouldn't even
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  Speaker 3: be surprised. I'd be like, I knew this was coming.
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  Speaker 3: I knew this day was coming.
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  Speaker 1: She cannot go in the bathroom and close the door, Easton.
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  Speaker 1: It's imperative. The whole house knows that. If Ocean enters
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  Speaker 1: the bathroom, she cannot close the door.
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  Speaker 3: We will find a fake tooth. To say that this
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  Speaker 3: is your tooth. Because I cannot have feces under fingernails.
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  Speaker 3: That cannot happen.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm getting anxiety.
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  Speaker 1: You're so funny to me. You're so fucking funny.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, God.
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  Speaker 1: Speaking of asses.
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  Speaker 2: Hand, foot, and mouth.
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  Speaker 1: No. I took, you know how I was watching the
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  Speaker 1: game with the Ravens? Thing on and a friend, we
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  Speaker 1: had Easton Sobriety birthday the other day. I was watching.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why I felt like I just wanted
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  Speaker 1: to like try out my Ravens helmet. They're in preseason,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm in preseason of helmet wearing.
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  Speaker 2: What did you just say?
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  Speaker 1: They're playing in preseason and I'm in preseason of helmet wearing.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 1: So I just had to test it out. I think
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to need to wear like a beanie underneath
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  Speaker 1: because it kind of kept falling forward.
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  Speaker 3: Guys, I know this is going to sound crazy, but
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  Speaker 3: I just walk in there. I'll see the helmet and
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  Speaker 3: I'll just put it on for no reason. And I'm like, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: this feels right.
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  Speaker 1: It's so sick.
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  Speaker 2: I'm obsessed with it. Same. I'll wear it around for
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  Speaker 2: like five minutes and I'm like, I got to take
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  Speaker 2: this off. Something's wrong with me.
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  Speaker 1: I want to wear it every game.
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  Speaker 2: I know. I'm like, let's go in the car with
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  Speaker 2: this thing.
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  Speaker 1: And we're flying to Baltimore to go to a Ravens game.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm wearing the helmet.
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  Speaker 1: And if you think, how can you wear it if
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  Speaker 1: I'm wearing it?
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  Speaker 2: We're going to have to call the Ravens. We're going
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  Speaker 2: to need another one.
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  Speaker 1: We need one more helmet.
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  Speaker 2: We need one more different design.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I don't even need a hat.
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  Speaker 1: It'll be freezing in Baltimore because when they say it's
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  Speaker 1: so balmy right now.
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  Speaker 2: A balmy 20, like, it's a balmy 31.
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 2: Do you know balmy to me? Because balmy is about 53.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, balmy is in the 60s, all right?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, no, no, no, no. Come on, come on.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all are tripping. I've been in Southern California a little
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  Speaker 1: too long.
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  Speaker 2: No, 53 is really good because, like, wow, maybe we are. I'm, like, just...
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  Speaker 2: Just a nice parka. It's like, Jesus Christ. Big sweats.
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  Speaker 2: Three layers.
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  Speaker 1: So our friend was snapping photos of me looking like
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  Speaker 1: a buffoon. But then I looked at them and I
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  Speaker 1: was like, damn. I look pretty fucking fine in these. So,
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  Speaker 1: of course, what do you do? You thirst trap, right?
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  Speaker 1: You put that shit on Instagram. The amount of people
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  Speaker 1: asking if I got my ass injected. It was a lot.
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  Speaker 2: It was a lot.
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  Speaker 1: And although I loved that they were asking that.
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  Speaker 3: You don't love the freshman 15 you've put on.
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  Speaker 1: You're such an asshole. You're such a dick.
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  Speaker 2: Fuck you. All right.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry.
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  Speaker 2: So rude.
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  Speaker 1: And I have been talking about that. I'm like, I
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  Speaker 1: feel like I'm going to be rolling into.
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  Speaker 3: That's what brothers I think do though. Like when they
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  Speaker 3: hear their sister talking about like.
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  Speaker 1: Badass.
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  Speaker 2: Well, no, just like their weaknesses. It's like, all right,
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  Speaker 2: I got her.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that's what you choose. Wow.
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  Speaker 2: I got her. That's all brothers. Do you not think?
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  Speaker 2: Another TikTok feed.
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  Speaker 1: You can say this to me, but if you ever
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  Speaker 1: said this to someone you were dating, I'd punch you
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  Speaker 1: in the throat.
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  Speaker 2: I would never.
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  Speaker 3: But there's girls doing their makeup for TikTok, and their
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  Speaker 3: brother comes in and just is punching the air right
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  Speaker 3: in front of their face.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like, I'm not bad enough. I need to
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  Speaker 2: get worse. How old are those.
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  Speaker 1: People, Easton? I highly doubt their 33-year-old brother is coming
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  Speaker 1: into the room.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm like 21 at heart.
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  Speaker 1: Mostly I think it's not happening because their 33-year-old brothers
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  Speaker 1: don't live with them and their mom anymore.
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  Speaker 2: No, they're probably successful and doing things.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not saying you're not successful. You can go out
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  Speaker 1: and live on your own tomorrow. We're all dependent.
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  Speaker 2: I know. Somebody asked me if I wanted to move
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  Speaker 2: in with them.
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  Speaker 1: What did you say?
• 10:43
  Speaker 2: I got anxiety. I had to put my phone down. No,
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  Speaker 2: it's a hard no.
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  Speaker 1: It's a hard no. Are you joking?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know it really is. It's a hard fucking no.
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  Speaker 2: They're like, we could like do this. I'm like, what area?
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  Speaker 2: They're like, whatever area you want. I'm like, the area
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  Speaker 2: where you're not in. That's the area I'll live.
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  Speaker 1: How about my sister's back house? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I love that area. That location is perfect. With you
• 11:02
  Speaker 2: not in it, I don't want to live with anyone.
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  Speaker 2: I love me so much.
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  Speaker 3: Me.
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  Speaker 1: Me.
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  Speaker 3: Family guy.
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  Speaker 1: Family guy.
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  Speaker 2: No, I walk in the house and I'm like, God,
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  Speaker 2: I love just living alone.
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  Speaker 1: I know, but it's so fun, the dynamic of our household.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. And then mom will walk over. I was bored. Well,
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  Speaker 2: all right. Hello.
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  Speaker 1: It does.
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  Speaker 2: It feels like..
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  Speaker 1: If I could just get... A little bit larger house
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  Speaker 1: and a little bit larger ADU and a little bit
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  Speaker 1: larger backyard.
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  Speaker 2: It's all coming. We've got things in the mix, bitch. Bitch,
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  Speaker 2: we do.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, back to the photo, my ass would
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  Speaker 1: be its own separate planet if I got it injected,
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  Speaker 1: all right? You would know. This wouldn't even be a question.
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  Speaker 2: That's why.
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  Speaker 1: Of like, did you get your ass injected? It would be, oh,
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  Speaker 1: Lala decided to get her ass injected because it would
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  Speaker 1: be huge and I would look like Cardi B.
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  Speaker 2: All right? Okay, okay.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I have told people, anyone who will listen really,
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: how much I love the feeling. Most girls will be like,
• 12:07
  Speaker 1: oh my God, I've been eating too much. My genes
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  Speaker 1: don't fit. Like I've got to do this. I've got
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  Speaker 1: to do that. Like the GLP ones. I got it.
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  Speaker 1: I love it. Do you boo. However you feel most
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  Speaker 1: comfortable and confident, that's what you should be doing in
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  Speaker 1: a healthy and safe way for me. For me, I
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  Speaker 1: love when I have to jump up and down to
• 12:27
  Speaker 1: get my jeans on. So right now, I am consuming
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  Speaker 1: a lot of calories. And I have noticed because the
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  Speaker 1: jawline that I don't have is becoming more of a not-have.
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  Speaker 2: All good.
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  Speaker 1: We'll inject it later.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 1: We'll hold out your diamond for the minimally invasive facelift later.
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  Speaker 2: I need to go to Lee.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. For the peps and the jawline.
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  Speaker 1: I'm on a glow peptide right now.
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  Speaker 2: She did me really, really well. With Lee.
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  Speaker 1: You know we had Lee on the podcast at Skintight Aspects.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. Well, I was supposed to go and
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  Speaker 2: then I didn't feel that great. Yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 1: I'm on the glow right now, which you have to.
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  Speaker 2: Give me today. Are you glowing?
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  Speaker 1: I feel great.
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  Speaker 2: That is so bitching, dude. I love it. I'm so
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  Speaker 2: proud of you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so into it, but I am in the bulking
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  Speaker 1: phase and I'm hoping that it goes straight to my ass.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, it's going to go to the belly, a
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  Speaker 1: little bit of the back, the thighs. I'm okay with it.
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  Speaker 1: I am a woman. Hear me roar. I love it
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  Speaker 1: when I feel like I have some meat on my bones.
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  Speaker 1: I am naturally a petite person. That's just how I
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  Speaker 1: was made. But if I have anything to do with this,
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  Speaker 1: mark my words, I will have a fat ass by
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  Speaker 1: next year. I have to keep up on my calories
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  Speaker 1: and I have to keep up on working out with Jenna.
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  Speaker 1: So I think that's the other reason why my butt
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  Speaker 1: looked like it did because I did literally every single
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: day working out. I didn't take one break and I
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: focused on ass every single day. I know Easton's enjoying
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: this conversation.
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  Speaker 3: I tuned out like 15, 30 seconds ago.
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  Speaker 2: That's okay.
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  Speaker 1: Just pretend like you're listening.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not even going to do that.
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  Speaker 1: And I feel really great about it. So thank you
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  Speaker 1: guys for the compliments on asking me if I got
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  Speaker 1: my butt injected.
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  Speaker 3: I will say to everybody who has been saying it,
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  Speaker 3: it has been.
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  Speaker 2: Riding high for her in the household. It's fucking all
• 14:15
  Speaker 2: she says.
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: Hey, there's no shame up in my game.
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: I'm all about it. I'm like, Mom, did you.
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: Hear people say my ass is fake?
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she walks into the kitchen beaming. beaming this bitches
• 14:31
  Speaker 3: guys they think i have a fake ass oh good
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: for you.
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: Compliment also you guys would be the first to know
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: if i get it injected like i don't do any
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: procedure without talking about it because i think it's important
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: that we talk about the procedures we get done and
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: eason brought to my attention that a lot of people
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: think i got my nose done and i did look
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: at before and afters and i don't know what happened
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: but my nose did get.
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: Smaller guys I know, and what's crazy is your nose
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: and ears never stop growing.
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: Maybe I learned how to contour it. Maybe some I
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: was smiling so it flared more.
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: Maybe a little Benjamin Button action going on with you. Reverse.
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: Oh, I love that. Tell me more. The wrinkles under
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: my eyes would disagree, but who cares? Because Instagram, Hollywood 2,
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: the Face app.
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: I know, I've been trying to. Guess what I did
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: see today?
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah. My nose looks so different.
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: There were times where I was like, it did look
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: like you got a nose job.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: It does. Yeah. I would tell you guys.
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: I can say you didn't. But can I also say this?
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: I was listening to Today Show. I was listening to
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: the Today Show.
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Men have spent, last year they spent over a
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: billion dollars. In self-care cosmetics. No, just like eye creams.
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: We're like women now.
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: And, you know, usually I would say lucky for you,
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: yours wasn't documented, but lucky for me that mine was.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: I'm on fucking TV.
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: That's pretty cool. Your comment crushed it. Which one?
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: When the girl was like, stop putting yourself in other
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: people's business.
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you go, sounds like riveting television. People were like... Honestly,
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: it's almost like you clocked them. They were like, oh
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: my God, she's right. It's like, what do you think
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: you're watching?
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: If all of us were just hanging out and having
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: a girl's dinner, we'd all go, this is fucking bullshit.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: Cancel this show. Get in some business. Yeah.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: Here's the thing. What people want is they're like fan favorites.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: The bottom line is without people making a storyline, get
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: pushed forward. You wouldn't watch that show. If the show
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: that people are asking for would be a success, it
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: would be on TV.
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: My loves.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Trust me. You don't have, you don't have some
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: million dollar idea. I have seen so many, even housewives,
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: but this person, this person, this person, and this person
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: on a show, it's like, Wow.
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: Can I make a huge point? Can I make the
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: biggest point that I don't think people..
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: Always make a big point.
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: The Kardashians is the biggest fucking, in my opinion, like
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: reality show.
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And it's because they're a family in each other's business.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: Oh my God. Guess what? When you watch.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: The news to become informed, it's a bunch of anchors
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: getting in other people's business. We're all in people's business.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: It's called spreading of the news.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: You're just a newscast.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: I'm just sharing news, you guys. And, and, here's the
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: other thing. There will be a day where people are
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: going to get in my business. But for the first time,
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: and I talked about this, I got interviewed by like
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: Bravo TV or something like that where, you know, they
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: asked me certain questions and I went through the laundry
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: list of things that I had been through from season
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: to season from the time I entered until the time
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: was up on Vanderpump Rules, okay? I deserved a season
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: of just complete..
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: Peace. Okay?
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: Season four.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: We don't want peace.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: First season that I ever entered, I was being called
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: a bunch of names.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: Whatever.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: Season five. Homewrecking whore. Season six. I finally got to talk.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: You're a whore from the north. There we go.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: Eason's first time watching Game of Thrones.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: We're here. Season two, everybody. Season two. Don't ruin it.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: Four, five, six. I finally got to talk about the
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: person that I was with.
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: Six seasons in Game of Thrones.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: Season seven. My dad died. Season eight, I got sober.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: Season nine, had a baby. Wasn't a great season. We
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: were finding our footing again. What season was that? Nine. Oh,
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: my breakup. My breakup. That's the end of it. That's
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: what happened. It was fucking awful. Season 10 was the
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: aftermath of me finding my footing. Season 11, fucking brutal.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: I can't even talk about it.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: Also, for everybody, if you are watching and you know
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: how to post a GIF into the comments..
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: Come on.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: Well, because she replied to me, and I was over
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: it by then, but she said I was cruel, and
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: I wanted to post a Nene's GIF where she goes,
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: so nasty and so rude. So nasty and so rude.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: I just don't know how to do it.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: I don't either.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: Other people are doing it, though, somehow.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: I'm just an idiot. You have officially reached one year
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: of sobriety. You made it. We had a party. You
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: did it. I did it.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: It feels great. too. Yeah.
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: It was a weird day, though, for you at first.
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: So my sponsor came over. And I felt very weird
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: and I didn't know why I couldn't pinpoint it. And
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: he came over and I was like, yeah, one year.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: And my sponsor looks at me and he goes better
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: than you were a year ago. Right. And right when
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: I heard that, I was like, that's what it was
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: because I was thinking a year ago, like just drunk,
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: doing all these things, relapsing.
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: And then once I.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: Like understood it and was like, wow, I have really
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: come a long way and that's not who I am.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: It's always the, I have to realize that that's not
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: who I am.
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: You know, like even when I call and I'm like, Hey,
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: I feel this, this and this. And I, you know,
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: the person I, and he goes, well, are you that today?
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: No, then you don't have to worry.
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: So once he like kind of talked and we chatted
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: for a minute, I was like, wow, I feel like
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: I can honestly celebrate myself now.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Because it is a huge accomplishment. Yeah. The first
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: year is the most brutal. And if you are you
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: OK with us talking about last year when you relapse,
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: like how it happened? Would you prefer to stay out?
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: No, I mean, I don't mind talking about my relapses
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: because I feel like there's somebody who's in my mental
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: boat who may relapse, who maybe I can help.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: But are you OK with me touching on what happened
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: one year ago?
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that you walked into my room. Yeah, go on.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: Is that fine? I don't want to talk about anything
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: you don't want to.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: No, I was, here's the thing. I like it. I'm
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: a human being. We all make mistakes. I'm glad that
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: everything happened the way it did.
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: And I'm very happy that I had you and mom
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: and the people around me that caught me, but also
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: like put me ahead. Yes, no, that was the, just
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: to let you know, that was, and I know it
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: sounds weird, but that was the best day of my life.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: So yeah, talk about it.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: Easton is what they would call a chronic relapser. So
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: he had relapsed a few different times before and I
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: lost my mind a few different times. And last year,
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: there's something that happens with Easton when I know he's
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: been drinking and he gets very combative. And my brother,
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: as we all know, those of you who, you know,
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: we all have the luxury of being around you, listening
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: to you on this podcast. And I said this in
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: the post, you just have something that is God given.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: You just have this thing about you. And I know
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: when he's been drinking because he's not that same person.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: So we all get into it. Easton's very combative and
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: he's not listening and it's getting escalated when it shouldn't
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: have been escalating at all. There was no reason for it.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: And I just felt the need to go through his
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: room and I go through every fucking drawer and I
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: finally hit the jackpot in the worst way possible of
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: a lot of mini bottles in his top drawer, a
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: lot of mini bottles in his backpack. And I just
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: lined them up on the table. And as you guys,
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: it wasn't a motherly thing. I know that a lot
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: of people would probably look at our dynamics as a
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: household and be like, wow, this is a fucking weird family.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: This is just how we roll. We're extremely codependent. And
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: this is how we rock.
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: And also you're in the program. So who better that
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: gets it than you?
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: Well, I had tried every other way. You guys, I
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: had any other relapse. I had lost my fucking mind
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: on him. And I, said probably some not great things,
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: but I was frustrated as fuck. Um, so this time
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: I just lined them up and he came in the
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: door and he was white as a ghost.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: How could you not be? I was caught.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: And I told him I was going to breathalyze him
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: and we breathalyze him. And it comes back that he
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: had been drinking and he tried really hard to say
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: that it wasn't right. And I said, he said, I
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: just need you to be honest right now. Like what
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: is going on? And he, messed up. And I said,
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: you and I will be going to a meeting tonight.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: You will get a sponsor and you will be working
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: this program. And if you choose not, I have no choice,
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: but to tell you goodbye. And it was one of
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: the hardest.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: Well, we did a year. I know.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: And I'm really proud of you.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: Day by day though. Day by day. We're going to drink.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: It was an awful conversation.
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: It My sponsor really helped me because I was relapsing
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: and like my mindset was terrible.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: And this is where even on.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: The creative recovery podcast that I did, if you guys
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: wanted to go and tune into that one, we talk,
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: I talk about it and I wasn't doing it for me.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Sobriety.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I was doing it for everyone else.
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: And then once I.
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: Talked to my sponsor and he was like, no, even
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: if it is for everyone else, do you not understand
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: that you get a lot out of it?
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: And I had to change my mindset. And that was
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: the real reason why I felt like I was relapsing
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: because I was doing it for you. I was doing
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: it for mom. I was doing it for your kids.
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: I was doing it for the people around me that
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: I mistreated who I have to go through and make
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: amends and things like that.
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: So I was doing it for all of those reasons.
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: And after, you know, sitting down and even going through that,
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: like I was like, I'll never stop drinking unless I
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: really dive into me. And that's what I really had
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: to do was what problems do I have? And it was, okay,
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: I am an alcoholic. I'm not just doing this for
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: everyone around me. I have to do it for me.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: And every day that's what I'd have to tell myself.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: And still to this day, you know, this is for me.
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: No one else.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: You're just like a different human. And, you know, I
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: don't want to take away from the fact that like
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: Easton and my dad were extremely close. Like they had
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: a very sweet relationship. I think my dad knows where
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: all the bodies are buried when it comes to Easton.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: And I think he held Easton's secrets close to his
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: chest because my dad... Now that he's gone, but just stories.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: I'm like, my dad was a fucking gangster.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: And he kept me out of some trouble.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he did. And you've told me some stories and
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: I'm like, that's what was happening at 36, 48. Holy fuck.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah. He said, yeah, dad was a stand up man.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: And you went upstairs and.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: Because he didn't text you back when you asked if
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: he wanted something from McDonald's or something.
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: I just texted him. And yeah, I was just like
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: laying in my bed, texting him. Do you want McDonald's?
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: 30 minutes went by. And then here's the crazy thing.
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: I knew because the dogs.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: What do you mean?
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: So three stories.
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: I'm in the basement. He's on the second level. So
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: my dogs aren't in my room. And usually they always are.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: And I walked upstairs.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: He's on the third level.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah. Well, main level. Basement, main. Second level, basement.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: And then his bedroom upstairs.
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Okay.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: I'm in basement. So I walk up to the main level. Okay.
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: And all the dogs are just on their bed. All
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: of them.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: Just in front of the fireplace. Pablo, Bernice, Bella, Dior.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: Dior's usually always with dad. So like right when I
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: saw that, I was like, something's weird.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: And then I walked up and found him.
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So I think that was a lot of drinking
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: as well. Well, how could it not be? Trying to... Yeah.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: Cause yeah, like that's the other thing. And I'm good.
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: I won't cry because I have too much, but like
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: the last images of my father are not like great.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: If that makes sense.
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: No, you had to take on, I had a fountain
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: in his bed, which was great. But then at the very.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: End, what do you mean by it was great?
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: I mean, to compare to what I had to see
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: at the very end, like, you know, cause we cremated
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: and because I was the one who found him, um,
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: It's another core memory, and we're sitting in the funeral home.
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: And we're just sitting at the table, and it's like
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: a conference room.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you meet Brandon and mom.
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: So before we go through, we need one person to
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: identify the body.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: And all eyes went to me.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Brandon didn't go into you?
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: No, it was just me.
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: Brandon, you, and mom just looked at me, and I
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: was like, all right. So I had to go and
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: just see him on a fucking... metal fucking board, you know,
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: with a sheet.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: But yeah. Wow.
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: But yeah, I found it though. That right there is
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: like reasons why I think I was drinking. But yeah,
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: I had to switch the mindset, but like there were
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: so many times where I was like trying to think
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: of him so many different ways. And it was just
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: that sheet and a fucking table. But yeah, we worked
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: through it.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: I'm really proud of you.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: Thank you. I'm very proud of myself, which I don't
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: say a lot, but yeah.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: You should remind yourself a lot that you should be
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: very proud. And I think it goes back to the
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: podcast we did about retraining ourselves to think differently and
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: you trying to reinvent what success means to you. Yeah.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: And that was the other thing. Like, obviously, we all
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: want money. That's great. But that to me is that's
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: the cherry on top of success.
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: Like, that's great. But there's so many ways.
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: And I think I'm very successful right now in the
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: way that I'm working my mental.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: Well, I've seen you have more drive than I've ever
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: seen you have. The way my kids look at you
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: is just, I mean, they see TT and they just
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: die for him. You know, mom and I look... to
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: you as you know you're like the heartbeat of the
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: family you really stepped up and and i can sit
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: here all day long and wear shirts that say i
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: am the husband but like But you are.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: In a sense. I really will say. You handle your own.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: But I'm able to because I have you. I have mom.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: I have such a ginormous support system.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but that would be me. Even if I was
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: the husband.
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: If I were a great husband, just to let you know,
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: I'm not a great human just because it's me.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: I'm a great human because of the people I have
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: around me.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: You know? Yeah.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: You are who you circle yourself with. Yeah.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, it's just me, you, and mom. Yeah.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: That's why I think we're pretty fucking great. And I
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: think we're fucking fabulous. I do, too.
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: But yeah, that's why I also, like, I don't think
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: anybody will ever understand this family dynamic because of, I don't,
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: I pray that no one goes through what we've gone
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: through as a family.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: Well, I had a friend who just lost her dad,
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: and she texted me, and she was like, wow, I
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: have never understood the way your family operates more than
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: I do right now. Mm-hmm. And I've said this before,
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: after my dad passed away, keep in mind, we were
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: all like living a very normal life. I lived in LA,
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: you know, family lived at home. Easton was doing his
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: own thing. Once we lost my dad, it became like-
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: I had my own business.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: Like it was what normal people do.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: Like you get older, you move out and.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: You like do your thing.
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: Once dad passed away, it was like we all got
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: super codependent.
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: I went fetal position again. Like I didn't know.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: We all turned into like babies.
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: It's like my dad passed and I was now an infant.
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: Because who do I ask for things?
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: I got no one now. So really, I am just
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: an infant in this world.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: No, it's wild. It's just wild.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: And we didn't want to spend like any time apart
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: from each other because you realize... I'm like, wow, all
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: this time I was away from my dad living in L.A.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: trying to do what? I don't know. And I missed
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: all this time with him. Like, I don't want that
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: to be the case with my mom. I don't want
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: that to be the case with my brother. I just
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: want us to all be together all the time. Some
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: people can say we're fucking weird, but you know what?
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: It works for us and we're happy about it.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: I agree. On that note.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: Thank you for my one year. It's been great.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: One year.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: Day by day. Day by day. One day at a time.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: You've got this. On a lighter note, I don't understand this,
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: but you wrote in the notes, Tom, Tom Holland.
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: Can we talk about the Tom Holland workout?
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: Please. I would love to know what the fuck are
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: you talking about?
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: The Tom Holland workout is five pull-ups, 10 pushups, 15
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: air squats with no breaks. And you go for 20
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: minutes straight. His record is 27. So he did a
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: cycle 27 times. So that's like you do pull-ups, 15
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: of them. You go straight into 10 push-ups and then
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: you go straight into 15 air squats and then you
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: go straight into pull-ups again and you keep doing it
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: until the 20 minutes is up.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: You don't stop.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: I would die. Now that you put it that way,
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: I thought that it was just.
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: Like in total.
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: So it went viral, the workout, because he did it
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: for Spider-Man and then everybody was like Tom Holland training
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: and people would get like 12 minutes in and they
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: were like, how the fuck did you do this?
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: I can't even get my, I can't lift my upper
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: body strength. It's horrible.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: And then the people who can do the 20 minutes,
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: the thing that's crazy is his record is 27 all
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: the way. People are only getting 18 to 20.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: He did seven more than everybody. He's an animal.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: He's got a good body.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: What peptides is he on? He must be on peptides
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: and a lot.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: He's got the pep. But can he tide?
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: What is it called when you pre-workout? He's probably pre-workout out.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: I don't think that's it. I think he probably works
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: out every single day. And then he was like, I
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: don't have enough time to do an hour workout. Like
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: I got to knock this shit out in under 30 minutes.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: And he figured out a way to do it.
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: The Valley is officially over, you guys. It is Wednesday,
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: and there is no episode tonight.
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: Can we talk?
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: I don't even know.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: Would you guys like me and my mother to draw blood?
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: They did not like us much.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: No. How many episodes did you guys get?
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: I think two.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: Could you imagine if you kept going with the season held?
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: I saw this thing on threads. Again, my threads is
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: filled with just Virgo shit, and it says... Virgos have
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: a hard time because they're so blunt, and in the end,
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: they're left with one friend and one cousin. I'm like,
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: it's so true.
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: We don't even have cousins.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: By the way, though, I feel like I did great.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: I've been through some reunions, and let me tell you something.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: That reunion, I feel like I crushed. There's not one
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: thing that I go, oh, the unhinged moment. Oh, didn't
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: love that. It was like, I feel like I stayed composed.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: And as someone who can get very unhinged very quickly,
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: although I do not relate to some of the people
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: on my cast.
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: But you're not supposed to. That's why you have a
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: mixed cast.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: I will say it's nice for people watching to have
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: someone to relate to.
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: Well, there's so many cast members to relate to.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: There are.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: I know. I relate to Danny the most, I think.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: You're such a damn lie. You better. You don't relate
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: to him at all.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: No, I'm more of a Schwartz kind of guy.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: I love Schwartz. The whole time he's just looking into
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: the abyss.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: Like, where am I?
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: But I had to make merch, obviously. Where it's like,
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: where's your husband? You're looking at her, bitch. You're looking
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: at her. And what I love about this merch is
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: you don't have to be in my situation to wear it.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: You would be an epic husband and wear this shirt.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: You can get your I am the husband for yourself,
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: your friend, your husband, your actual husband.
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: At shoplalakent.com. Tracy Tudor is joining Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: Eason has no idea what I'm effing talking about.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: Tracy Tudor?
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: Does she own Tudor watches? That might be Tudor. Gone.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: No, but I think she comes from a pretty prominent family,
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: but she crushes in real estate. She was on a
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: million dollar listing. She's super good friends with Josh Flagg.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: And the fact that they're bringing her on to BH.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: Hold on.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: Game changer.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: Is BH still with the... Family Guy voice actress.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's on it.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: She's my favorite.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: Jennifer Tilly's awesome.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she..
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: I adore her.
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: Is top tier.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: She's top tier housewife.
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: No, I think that..
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: I look at her almost the way you look at...
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: This is going to be crazy, but..
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: What's his name?
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: Larry David.
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: Larry David.
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: Like, I see her and I'm like, oh my God,
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: you're on Family Guy.
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: Oh my God, you're on Family Guy. Yeah.
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she is.
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: I did see Meg Griffin in real life the other
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: day at the grocery store.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: I can't.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: Jessica Alba gets matching tattoo with daughter before she leaves
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: for college. Would I get a tattoo with my kids?
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: I will say this. It's hard for me to say
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: yes or no right now because I have a five-and-a-half-year-old
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: and a two-year-old, and the thought of them getting a
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: tattoo just sends me into a spiral. I mean, I
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: was sobbing on the way here today because school starts
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: on Wednesday, and then her tooth is gone. And I
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: usually play a song, and I sing it to her
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: while we're driving, and I hold her hand, probably a
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: little unsafe.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: I think you can scoot her off.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: And I'm like— Like, I just want to remember the
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: feeling of her hand in my hand.
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: Now you know why dad would just stick us in
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: the front row.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: Front row of what?
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: The Tacoma.
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: Remember?
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, not really that safe.
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: It was less than a mile away. And in Utah.
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: We'd maybe see eight cars on the way to work.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: On the way to school. School. Work.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: It fucking was work.
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: I'll never forget as well, getting out and going, this
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: fucking day sucks. And my dad would go, enjoy it.
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: It gets worse. And boy, did he fucking hit that
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: on the head. Yeah, because like you get.
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: Out of school at like three and you're like, what
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: a day. He's like, I got nine hours of work left.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: I had this conversation with Ocean. Cause she was, she's
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: talking about wanting to get older. And I was like,
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: let me tell you something, Ocean. Cause then you have
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: to get a job. I told her, I'm like, I
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: have to pay for this house. She goes, you have
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: to pay for this house with money? I was like, yeah,
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: a lot of money.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: I have to work so hard.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: I was like, and that house in Palm Springs, that
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: wasn't just given to me. She goes, you had to
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: buy that? I'm like, yes. When you get older, you
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: have to go out and work to make money to
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: buy things, right? You know, when I take you to Disneyland,
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: that costs money. It was mind blowing for her. I
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: was like, so I know you want to be older,
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: but like you will be, and you'll be older, longer
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: than you are a kid. Just enjoy the fact that like,
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: you don't have to worry about anything.
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: Oh my God.
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: To just be with a like 20 of my friends
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: on wasatch boulevard just pushing a razor screw like scooter
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: with one foot so fun oh my mom and now
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: you guys have electric.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: Shit fuck you ford expedition with all my friends to
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: go to wendy's.
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah i was pushing a skateboard or a scooter now
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: you see these kids on one wheels i'm like you
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: don't even know don't even know Um.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: So I can't decide if I'll get a tattoo with
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: them or not right now. I'm just trying to get
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: through the fact that she's starting kindergarten. She is obsessed.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: Cover your ears. She's obsessed with my, the heart tattoo
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: on my nipple. And she constantly was like, mom, the
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: heart around your nipple is so pretty. Do you think
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: you'll get the other one done? I was like, that's
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: when we turn into full trash. If I get a
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: heart around each nipple and she goes, I think I'm
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: going to get one when I'm older, mom. And I'm like, oh,
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: my God. I cannot even think about this. My baby
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: getting a heart tattoo around her nipple. Oh, my God.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: I'm going to lose my mind. All right. You can
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: unplug your ears.
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: Do you guys ever plug your ears? And then when
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: you like go in and out, it's like a good massage. Oh,
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: I just did that. And I. Okay.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: Really quickly. I want to tell a quick story and
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: then we can be done. Benny Blanco drops five pounds
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: from pizza diet.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so like two slices in the morning, two at night.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: That sounds like a good thing for my bulking. Anyway,
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: back to your Q-tip thing, plugging your ears. I went
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: to see a comedian and his opener, his opening act,
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: oh my God, he was so fucking hysterical, you guys.
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: Who is he?
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: He was like, I don't, he was like talking about
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: how like he doesn't fuck with gay shit. I don't
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: fuck with gay shit. He just kept saying it over
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: and over again. He goes, unless... You're telling me that
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: gay shit feels like when I hit my ear just
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: right with a Q-tip, I'm hella fucking with gay shit.
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: Have you ever, your neck, you're like, oh, fuck. It's
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: almost like you wish somebody else was doing it because
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: you're like, I kind of am going paralyzed a little bit.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: It's kind of like when they do the head scratcher.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: I haven't had it done to my head for years.
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: But that is the only reason why I would cut
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: my hair is to just get that little That little feeling.
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: Seeing over your head. I could just feel it just
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: a little bit. It was so good.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: What a weird episode today.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: We were everywhere.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: This is the fucking weirdest episode ever.
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: Well, we didn't have four of us. It was weird.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: I had a great time.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: Easton, thank you for sharing your sobriety journey with us.
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: Thank you for having me again. It's been great.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: Again, you're on this podcast. I don't know if you've
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: realized you're a co-host on Untraditionally Lala.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm going to add that back to my Instagram.
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: Add it to your bio.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I took it away.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: Ballin'. You guys, thank you for listening to another episode
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: of Untraditionally Lala. I will catch you next week. Bye.
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: Thank you.