Latest / Making The Merge - Survivor Podcast / I'M EMBARRASSED | S51 Episode 6
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- 0:03Speaker 1: I didn't cut out the intro. It's a what? It's
- 0:06Speaker 1: a chopper. It's a chopper! It's the saddest. This is
- 0:12Speaker 1: Making the Merge. We can really win this. I'm a
- 0:17Speaker 1: dog person now.
- 0:19Speaker 2: I'm making the Merge, baby.
- 0:20Speaker 3: Your dog was sick. I'm coming over. I cracked open
- 0:25Speaker 3: a coconut and made a cheer for you.
- 0:29Speaker 1: Hearts hearts hearts hearts hearts hearts hearts brand did you.
- 0:35Speaker 2: Know that chase doesn't like it when i do the hearts.
- 0:37Speaker 3: Thing he revealed that.
- 0:52Speaker 1: On the stream last night. You don't like it. He
- 0:54Speaker 1: doesn't like it. I didn't say I didn't like it.
- 0:57Speaker 1: What I was bringing up. I think you said, I
- 0:59Speaker 1: hate it. I don't dislike it. I hate. I loathe
- 1:03Speaker 1: it entirely. Hey, Grinch. Merry Christmas. Hey, Merry Christmas, guys.
- 1:07Speaker 3: What I was bringing up was that I have a
- 1:10Speaker 3: tendency to start things accidentally, and then I regret them.
- 1:14Speaker 3: So Billie Eilish, arg. I was sad that I came
- 1:18Speaker 3: up with that immediately.
- 1:19Speaker 1: Oh, no, that was great.
- 1:20Speaker 3: Yeah, but you and Jonathan did that 50 times that episode.
- 1:28Speaker 3: Makes me wonder what else you hate that I do. Well,
- 1:30Speaker 3: I don't hate anything that you do. I came up
- 1:33Speaker 3: with it.
- 1:33Speaker 1: That's on me. He hates it when we yes and
- 1:36Speaker 1: his bits or continue to do it. You hate improv. No, no, no, no, no.
- 1:40Speaker 3: One time I went hearts, hearts, hearts, hearts, hearts. And
- 1:42Speaker 3: then it became the intro of the show because PD
- 1:44Speaker 3: did it every week. And I think in my head,
- 1:46Speaker 3: I'm just like, oh, I don't know if it was
- 1:48Speaker 3: a strong enough bit for him to take it that far.
- 1:51Speaker 1: It's a purely me thing. I think it's a fun
- 1:53Speaker 1: little thing.
- 1:54Speaker 3: I think it's possible you're overthinking it. I'm definitely overthinking it.
- 1:57Speaker 1: I think this is what it is. Chase is like,
- 2:00Speaker 1: I came up with that. And so... You're mad that
- 2:02Speaker 1: you don't get to do it every time. Yeah, he's like,
- 2:04Speaker 1: I want to do the hearts, hearts, hearts, hearts, hearts.
- 2:06Speaker 1: You're mad, Pete. You're right. That's exactly what it is. Yep, yep, yep. Hearts, hearts, hearts.
- 2:10Speaker 3: Hearts, hearts, hearts, hearts, hearts. Guys, welcome to the episode.
- 2:12Speaker 3: I just want to be the host.
- 2:14Speaker 1: I think we're going to start this podcast now. Let's
- 2:16Speaker 1: have an HR meeting real quick.
- 2:19Speaker 3: Where in the world is Mary's dream male?
- 2:22Speaker 1: Yeah. Sitting over there in a frame. Guys, how much
- 2:26Speaker 1: did you spend? I spent a little bit. I went
- 2:28Speaker 1: to the trouble of getting her to reserve it for me.
- 2:32Speaker 1: A little behind the bathroom deal. Lots of texting.
- 2:34Speaker 3: Oh, God.
- 2:35Speaker 1: And it's just sitting over there. I'm sorry, man.
- 2:38Speaker 3: I'm so sorry. I really haven't had time to get
- 2:40Speaker 3: the drill.
- 2:41Speaker 1: We are just continuing the HR meeting, I guess.
- 2:43Speaker 3: And that I got to get like a stud finder
- 2:45Speaker 3: so I can make sure it doesn't fall off the wall.
- 2:47Speaker 1: It's going to fall off the wall.
- 2:48Speaker 3: I'm always feeling so bad like I'm letting you guys down.
- 2:50Speaker 3: And now I feel like I really let you down.
- 2:52Speaker 1: Usually you're not. Hey, speaking of Chase letting us down,
- 2:55Speaker 1: one more HR thing. We couldn't even park on his street.
- 2:59Speaker 1: I tried. So the first route to get on his street, blocked.
- 3:02Speaker 1: I go around. Second one, blocked. Third one, blocked.
- 3:05Speaker 3: I don't know why you're complaining. You were in a
- 3:06Speaker 3: nice car. You didn't have to run around the block.
- 3:10Speaker 3: For what it's take, I just used common sense.
- 3:12Speaker 1: I made it here. Bran made it so easy. I
- 3:15Speaker 1: wound up in the same place as Bran. Yeah. But
- 3:18Speaker 1: I just didn't know that I could... Didn't know I
- 3:20Speaker 1: could park at Liz's parents' house. Anyway, HR meeting adjourned. Yeah,
- 3:24Speaker 1: let's talk about Survivor. No, actually, well, we are going
- 3:26Speaker 1: to talk about Survivor, but I want to pull up
- 3:28Speaker 1: something from the real Rob, you know, the real Rob show. Okay.
- 3:35Speaker 1: I want to let Rob speak on something that I
- 3:38Speaker 1: think is truly, it's very significant, and it's something that
- 3:42Speaker 1: we didn't even realize. All right.
- 3:45Speaker 2: You've heard of the butterfly effect where a butterfly flaps
- 3:49Speaker 2: its wings and causes a hurricane across the world.
- 3:51Speaker 1: Well, I give you something far more powerful. The Robb effect.
- 3:55Speaker 1: Exhibit A. Anna, if I left before.
- 3:58Speaker 2: Tribal Council, she'd still be out there living her best
- 4:01Speaker 2: survivor life. But no, I stuck around just long enough
- 4:04Speaker 2: to be the deciding factor.
- 4:06Speaker 1: Sorry, Anna, it's nothing personal. It's just physics. Exhibit B,
- 4:11Speaker 1: we got Pat.
- 4:12Speaker 2: Because I left, Carter gets sent to the other tribe
- 4:14Speaker 2: through the mutiny. And what did Carter do with the
- 4:16Speaker 2: moment he got there? He voted Pat out. I wasn't
- 4:19Speaker 2: even on the island, and Pat was gone.
- 4:21Speaker 1: And then finally exhibit C. Linnea, this is where it
- 4:24Speaker 1: all gets beautiful.
- 4:25Speaker 2: Carter went to the other tribe and left his advantage behind.
- 4:29Speaker 2: Toga went digging through his bag like raccoons at a
- 4:32Speaker 2: picnic and found it. That advantage turned into Maggie's extra vote.
- 4:36Speaker 2: She passes to Kilby and Lewis, and that set Linnea
- 4:39Speaker 2: out the door.
- 4:40Speaker 1: One man leaves the game. Three people are gone. That's
- 4:43Speaker 1: a rob effect. How are you? How are you?
- 4:46Speaker 3: Man, I hate that he quit because I want him
- 4:48Speaker 3: to come back so bad. Is he under the impression
- 4:52Speaker 3: that if he hadn't left, none of that would happen?
- 4:55Speaker 1: No, he's not wrong. No one would have... But three
- 4:57Speaker 1: people would still be gone. But I felt like he
- 4:59Speaker 1: was wrong about every single thing he said. Oh, 100%.
- 5:01Speaker 1: I was the deciding factor. No, like... You fucked up.
- 5:05Speaker 1: You fucked... You thought you could vote yourself and save
- 5:08Speaker 1: somebody who didn't get any votes.
- 5:09Speaker 3: And then you just went along with what they were
- 5:11Speaker 3: all voting for anyway. Yeah, I like him. I like
- 5:15Speaker 3: how delusional he is.
- 5:17Speaker 1: You are worthless.
- 5:18Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 5:20Speaker 1: With a pink substance. Have you guys seen where... With
- 5:24Speaker 1: a pink substance.
- 5:26Speaker 3: Where he tried to edit the Wikipedia article saying that
- 5:29Speaker 3: he quit and made it where it said a matter
- 5:31Speaker 3: of fact. And they know it's him because in the, like, coding,
- 5:35Speaker 3: it says the real Rob Schmo.
- 5:37Speaker 1: Who could that be? That could be so many Robs
- 5:41Speaker 1: out there. It's Rob Sesternino. It is possible that... that
- 5:45Speaker 1: someone did that. It could be possible that somebody who
- 5:49Speaker 1: hosts the real Rob show. Yes, of course.
- 5:51Speaker 4: That's the most likely it is also in the, let
- 5:54Speaker 4: me go down the conspiracy theory.
- 5:56Speaker 1: Well, people are, people are obsessed with Rob.
- 6:00Speaker 4: I'm going to create a thing called the Rob show,
- 6:03Speaker 4: edit it, take a picture of the edits and then
- 6:08Speaker 4: post it on Reddit so that it makes it look
- 6:10Speaker 4: like Rob is more pathetic.
- 6:11Speaker 1: Than he is. That'd be a lot of work. I
- 6:14Speaker 1: have a confession to make. Oh, Chase is the real
- 6:18Speaker 1: Rob show.
- 6:18Speaker 3: I am the real Rob show. Hard times, hard times,
- 6:21Speaker 3: hard times. I just didn't like the fact that Rob
- 6:23Speaker 3: was getting all the credit for my Wikipedia bit. And
- 6:28Speaker 3: so I really wanted to let everybody know. It's the
- 6:29Speaker 3: real Chase show. I'm like those guys that take credit
- 6:32Speaker 3: for when a serial killer kills someone and it throws
- 6:35Speaker 3: off the investigation. And it's like, why did you say
- 6:37Speaker 3: that you killed that lady? And he's like, I just
- 6:38Speaker 3: wanted attention.
- 6:41Speaker 1: Go to a bar. I just wanted to be involved.
- 6:43Speaker 1: Go do karaoke if you want attention.
- 6:45Speaker 3: I've done karaoke one time in my entire life, and
- 6:47Speaker 3: it was at Bramble Fest.
- 6:48Speaker 1: That was your first time doing karaoke? Yeah, that was
- 6:50Speaker 1: my first time. Mine, too. Are you guys serious? Yeah.
- 6:53Speaker 3: Guys, we gotta go do more karaoke.
- 6:54Speaker 1: I love... I live for karaoke.
- 6:56Speaker 3: I'm too anxious to, like... Because I'm not a good singer,
- 6:59Speaker 3: as you guys know. Well, you're a beautiful singer. I
- 7:01Speaker 3: love going to karaoke for two things.
- 7:04Speaker 1: One.
- 7:05Speaker 3: Sushi.
- 7:05Speaker 1: Bad karaoke. Oh, yeah. I live for bad karaoke.
- 7:09Speaker 5: Okay.
- 7:11Speaker 3: Two.
- 7:12Speaker 1: I just love singing. Hey, heck yeah. Because you're good
- 7:15Speaker 1: at it. No, I'm not good at it. I just
- 7:17Speaker 1: have to have fun. You are a good singer as well.
- 7:19Speaker 1: We had a great time, BD. We did have a
- 7:22Speaker 1: great time. You're saying you wouldn't go to karaoke with me? No,
- 7:24Speaker 1: I would do it. Okay. But I think the reason
- 7:27Speaker 1: why you're so enthusiastic about it is because.
- 7:29Speaker 3: You're the best at it.
- 7:31Speaker 1: No, I like trying hard songs. You like doing what?
- 7:35Speaker 1: You like hard thongs? It's the Rob Show. All right.
- 7:42Speaker 1: We're cracking this coconut. Yeah. Yeah. Let's talk about the
- 7:45Speaker 1: heart thong. The heart thong. Beaten over black panties. Where
- 7:54Speaker 1: is that clip? Yeah. I should probably explain that was
- 7:59Speaker 1: a news clip about a Charlie XCX incident that happened
- 8:02Speaker 1: behind me and I had no idea. I'm on Instagram
- 8:05Speaker 1: and I see beaten over black panties. A girl got
- 8:08Speaker 1: assaulted because Charlie did her thong cannon thing and a
- 8:13Speaker 1: girl grabbed him and got Got her hair ripped out.
- 8:16Speaker 3: Dang.
- 8:16Speaker 1: And Petey's just like right in... Petey's like Kramer. I
- 8:19Speaker 1: was oblivious.
- 8:19Speaker 3: Petey's just like involved in crazy situations just standing to
- 8:23Speaker 3: the side.
- 8:24Speaker 4: But when Chase and I tried to web out the
- 8:25Speaker 4: thong cannon at Rainbow Fest, it was weird.
- 8:27Speaker 1: People had a problem with it. I think the thong
- 8:30Speaker 1: cannon would... It was really cool to look up after
- 8:32Speaker 1: it went off and just see it raining thongs. And
- 8:35Speaker 1: then I put my arms up. I didn't get any.
- 8:37Speaker 1: But I'm glad now. I might have been beaten over
- 8:41Speaker 1: black panties.
- 8:42Speaker 3: I would have got a phone call from PDB like,
- 8:44Speaker 3: I just got my ass beat by a woman in Atlanta, Georgetown.
- 8:49Speaker 1: For black panties. Black panties. Alright, are we going to
- 8:52Speaker 1: crack this coke? How much time have we done? Okay,
- 8:55Speaker 1: that's not bad. That's not that bad. 10 minutes. We
- 8:59Speaker 1: really just need to do a warm-up show.
- 9:02Speaker 3: We need to do a 15-minute podcast every time we
- 9:04Speaker 3: immediately get to the studio where we can just talk
- 9:06Speaker 3: about nonsense, get it out of our system.
- 9:09Speaker 1: It's the nonsense show. And then do the Survivor show.
- 9:12Speaker 1: Let us know if you'd subscribe to that show. Hey,
- 9:15Speaker 1: maybe that'll be coming to Patreon. Let's talk about the
- 9:19Speaker 1: biggest betrayal in Eric's life.
- 9:22Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
- 9:23Speaker 1: He said he opened his sart. His sart. We're between
- 9:28Speaker 1: thong and sart. This is off to a great start.
- 9:30Speaker 1: We're never going to get this show going. Okay. Kilby.
- 9:34Speaker 1: He said he opened his heart and soul to Kilby. Yeah.
- 9:39Speaker 1: I mean, Eric, fuck. Okay. Now the show is starting. So, Eric,
- 9:44Speaker 1: he said he opened his heart and soul to Kilby. Ding, ding, ding.
- 9:47Speaker 1: I got it. He wanted a real friend, not just
- 9:50Speaker 1: an alliance mate. Not just another number. He wanted a
- 9:54Speaker 1: real friend. And now he realized Kilby is the most
- 9:57Speaker 1: dangerous player in the game. Uh, brand, do you think
- 10:00Speaker 1: that they can go from lovers to enemies back to lovers? Uh,
- 10:03Speaker 1: this is your classic lovers to enemies, to lovers.
- 10:07Speaker 4: Um, I don't know. I, I will say I, last
- 10:12Speaker 4: week I was hopeful that, uh, Kilby was going to
- 10:17Speaker 4: be able.
- 10:17Speaker 1: To pull Eric back. after the tribal.
- 10:23Speaker 4: Eric is more hurt by it than I think I anticipated,
- 10:28Speaker 4: and maybe not more than I anticipated, but at the
- 10:30Speaker 4: very least, it seems like he's willing to hold on
- 10:33Speaker 4: to that grudge longer.
- 10:34Speaker 1: Than I anticipated. I mean, he was giving him some
- 10:35Speaker 1: sharp looks. Can I make a prediction? Go ahead. Merge feast.
- 10:39Speaker 1: Merge feast.
- 10:39Speaker 3: Everyone's eating. Everyone's so happy, overcome with joy. Those two
- 10:43Speaker 3: make up.
- 10:44Speaker 1: You think so?
- 10:44Speaker 3: We get a confessional from Eric where Eric goes, you know,
- 10:48Speaker 3: sometimes you just got to let bygones be bygones and
- 10:51Speaker 3: overbred together. You just let things go. There's nothing breaking
- 10:55Speaker 3: bread can't fix. That's exactly what he'll say. And then
- 10:58Speaker 3: he'll get a little emotional and he'll go, because friendship
- 11:00Speaker 3: is more important than this game.
- 11:01Speaker 1: Yeah. Or something like that. I think that's a solid prediction.
- 11:05Speaker 1: Good prediction. Thank you. Maybe they do improv together. Oh.
- 11:09Speaker 1: And they kind of. For the whole feast. Yeah, yeah.
- 11:11Speaker 1: They're like, hey, we need some entertainment for the feast.
- 11:13Speaker 1: Can someone do improv? And Eric is like, I have
- 11:16Speaker 1: been waiting for this. Let me ask you guys this.
- 11:19Speaker 1: Go ahead.
- 11:19Speaker 3: How many times, because we've only seen it once in
- 11:21Speaker 3: the edit. How many times do you think he's tried
- 11:23Speaker 3: playing improv games with people?
- 11:24Speaker 1: Once a day. I was about to say once a day.
- 11:26Speaker 3: I think it's a daily activity. Every day at lunchtime,
- 11:28Speaker 3: he's like, all right.
- 11:29Speaker 1: Maybe once a day is not enough. Oh, I said
- 11:30Speaker 1: improv o'clock already. Yeah. I bet he tries to do
- 11:34Speaker 1: an improv scene with each person on his tribe. Oh,
- 11:37Speaker 1: for sure. At one point in every day. Oh, for sure.
- 11:40Speaker 1: Let's check in on Jelly. Jelly, who says that we're
- 11:44Speaker 1: her ideal blunt rotation. Did you know that, Brant? I
- 11:48Speaker 1: saw it. I saw it. I got to be honest.
- 11:50Speaker 1: I had to Google what that meant. Oh, Brant. I
- 11:54Speaker 1: don't know some stuff. I thought it was pretty self-explanatory.
- 11:57Speaker 1: Ideal blunt rotation. What did you think? You're passing it around.
- 12:01Speaker 4: That makes sense. I thought she wanted to smoke us
- 12:04Speaker 4: all individually.
- 12:06Speaker 1: Smoke us? Yeah.
- 12:07Speaker 3: So it's like, yo, I would love to smoke you,
- 12:10Speaker 3: then you on a rotation, and then you.
- 12:14Speaker 1: Or did you mean like a rotisserie? Yeah, but it's all,
- 12:18Speaker 1: I thought she hated us. No, it turns out it's
- 12:20Speaker 1: a really nice thing to say. Yeah. So Jelly says,
- 12:25Speaker 1: I don't think there's ever been a group of three
- 12:27Speaker 1: that needs to win an immunity challenge more than us. Yeah,
- 12:30Speaker 1: and she's right. And then Jelly and Devin implore Ori
- 12:35Speaker 1: to take his shirt off, and he does. So thank
- 12:38Speaker 1: you to Jelly and Devin. for making that happen. He
- 12:40Speaker 1: does a little catwalk. Devin gave him some modeling tips.
- 12:44Speaker 4: I gotta be honest, I did not know these tips,
- 12:48Speaker 4: the difference between how a female on a catwalk walks
- 12:53Speaker 4: versus a male.
- 12:55Speaker 1: And then the last.
- 12:57Speaker 4: Thing that you do is turn your face around. I
- 13:00Speaker 4: literally never thought of it. I've seen models, obviously, before,
- 13:02Speaker 4: and he's right.
- 13:03Speaker 1: That's what they do. I've just never thought of it. Chase,
- 13:05Speaker 1: do you want to give us a little stretch?
- 13:07Speaker 3: Uh, I'm a little too tall for the camera angle, but.
- 13:11Speaker 1: I would crouch down and do it. On your knees.
- 13:15Speaker 3: We have all these cables. It's not that I don't
- 13:17Speaker 3: want you guys.
- 13:18Speaker 1: Just say you don't want to do it. It's not
- 13:19Speaker 1: that I don't want to. Coward. Coward. Coward. I'm trying
- 13:23Speaker 1: to make this happen for the audio listeners of the show.
- 13:25Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 13:26Speaker 1: A bit that they can really enjoy. Right, right, right. Oh,
- 13:29Speaker 1: he's doing it, guys.
- 13:30Speaker 3: Whoa.
- 13:31Speaker 1: Whoa. Why are you talking? Oh. He's doing such a
- 13:36Speaker 1: good job. You're talking about yourself. The second you said catwalk,
- 13:40Speaker 1: the immediate thing that went in my head was the....
- 13:44Speaker 3: I'm too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my shirt.
- 13:48Speaker 3: So sexy it hurts. The singer of that is the,
- 13:53Speaker 3: never mind, I was going.
- 13:55Speaker 1: To do a joke that's just for us.
- 13:57Speaker 3: It's one of the most famous songs of all time.
- 14:02Speaker 3: You think that's one of the most famous songs of
- 14:04Speaker 3: all time? I was joking.
- 14:05Speaker 1: Oh, because of the werewolves of London. The werewolves of London.
- 14:09Speaker 3: Guys, someone on Instagram, one of the listeners DM'd me
- 14:11Speaker 3: on Instagram the other day, sent me Conan's band was
- 14:15Speaker 3: playing that song. No, it was Jonathan DM'd me this.
- 14:18Speaker 3: Jonathan DM'd me a fan, which I wasn't wrong. At
- 14:22Speaker 3: this point, that's all he is.
- 14:24Speaker 1: Sends me Conan's band playing that song. He goes, I
- 14:26Speaker 1: think I owe you an apology. I think Too sexy
- 14:31Speaker 1: for my shirt has a better claim. Really? Yeah. Because
- 14:34Speaker 1: of the Shrek? Because of the puss in boots? Yep.
- 14:37Speaker 1: That's interesting. What song do people know more? Well, you
- 14:42Speaker 1: guys keep talking about the episode. I'll do some research.
- 14:43Speaker 1: We'll come back to it. I think we're just going
- 14:45Speaker 1: to keep it. No, I'm going to do some research.
- 14:46Speaker 1: Let's just keep it moving. Mike wants to work with Kristen.
- 14:50Speaker 1: They go on an idol hunt together. Yep. And then
- 14:53Speaker 1: finding this out angers Brody and Carter. Brady Brody. Especially
- 14:57Speaker 1: Brady Brody. He's very angered by this. Mike says that
- 15:00Speaker 1: Brady Brody wants to know all of his conversations and
- 15:02Speaker 1: anytime he goes anywhere. So it sounds like Brady Brody
- 15:05Speaker 1: is a little controlling.
- 15:06Speaker 4: It does seem that way. I got to be honest
- 15:09Speaker 4: with you, Mike, no one seems to like Mike and
- 15:16Speaker 4: I don't have any issues with Mike. Granted, we haven't
- 15:18Speaker 4: seen Mike a lot. I like Mike too. I, you like,
- 15:22Speaker 4: like Mike too. I like Mike too.
- 15:26Speaker 1: The sequel.
- 15:27Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 15:27Speaker 1: Like Mike too is not good. But that was the
- 15:29Speaker 1: one with Jesse Plemons in it? Or is that first one?
- 15:31Speaker 1: That's the first one.
- 15:32Speaker 3: I was just trying to do a bit about Like Mike.
- 15:34Speaker 1: Like Mike is great. Here's the thing about Mike. It's
- 15:37Speaker 1: got Brenda Song. I think Mike is... It's got Wendy Wu.
- 15:40Speaker 1: It has Wendy Wu. Homecoming Warrior. Mike is just there. Hey,
- 15:43Speaker 1: real quick.
- 15:44Speaker 3: Werewolves of London has over 191 million streams. I'm Too
- 15:47Speaker 3: Sexy only has 156. Wow, there you go. We're talking
- 15:50Speaker 3: about cultural impact here.
- 15:51Speaker 1: That's fair. That is a fair point. That's the thing.
- 15:55Speaker 3: Mike is there, but there's something clearly that he's doing
- 15:58Speaker 3: that really bothers people because.
- 16:00Speaker 1: Everyone, no one's like, Mike's swell.
- 16:03Speaker 3: What does Brody say about Mike? Brody is frustrated with Mike.
- 16:07Speaker 1: Right.
- 16:08Speaker 3: I think that might, because doesn't he say something about
- 16:10Speaker 3: the fact that Mike is so passive?
- 16:12Speaker 1: That it's frustrating to him. He's very irritated by Mike.
- 16:17Speaker 4: It seems like I want Mike to tell me what's
- 16:20Speaker 4: going on, and Mike's getting mad.
- 16:22Speaker 1: And in Mike's perspective of that is Brody wants to
- 16:24Speaker 1: know everything that we're doing. He's being controlling. He didn't
- 16:29Speaker 1: like that he was doing the idol hunt with Kristen.
- 16:32Speaker 1: And then we get Mike making an offer to Kristen,
- 16:35Speaker 1: and the offer is just like, I'll work with you,
- 16:38Speaker 1: or if you work with me, keep me safe this week.
- 16:42Speaker 1: Next week, you have a blank check vote. That's what
- 16:45Speaker 1: he said. Oh, so she gets to pick who he
- 16:47Speaker 1: votes for next week. Blank check vote. Blank check vote.
- 16:49Speaker 3: I actually, and I know Mike's on my team, so
- 16:51Speaker 3: I'm biased. I do think he's playing a good game.
- 16:54Speaker 3: I do think that he's trying to manage relationships. I
- 16:57Speaker 3: think he's fucked up a little bit with Brady and Kristen,
- 16:59Speaker 3: because even Kristen was like, I don't want to work
- 17:00Speaker 3: with this guy.
- 17:01Speaker 1: Yeah, because everyone says he's at the bottom.
- 17:04Speaker 4: I just don't necessarily know what he's done, because to me,
- 17:07Speaker 4: Brody Brady is so.
- 17:09Speaker 1: Much more, like, I like Brody Brady. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 17:11Speaker 1: of course. But.
- 17:12Speaker 3: Like he's very intense during challenges.
- 17:16Speaker 1: He does seem like he's a little bit controlling to me.
- 17:19Speaker 1: I would rather get rid of that guy. You think
- 17:22Speaker 1: he ruffles more feathers because he's more boisterous. I would
- 17:25Speaker 1: assume that he would have, but it doesn't seem like
- 17:27Speaker 1: he is. It seems like he's such a nice guy.
- 17:29Speaker 3: And he's, he's just one of those people that like,
- 17:31Speaker 3: you know, when you meet someone and it's like, they're
- 17:32Speaker 3: clearly ADHD to the, the degree. And it's like, but
- 17:36Speaker 3: you can't help but love them because even though they're intense,
- 17:38Speaker 3: it's just filled with so much love.
- 17:40Speaker 1: Are you describing yourself?
- 17:41Speaker 3: Oh, well, no, but that makes me rethink how you
- 17:44Speaker 3: perceive me.
- 17:46Speaker 1: I thought you were doing a bit.
- 17:48Speaker 3: No.
- 17:48Speaker 1: And that's why I love Brady Brody, because I see
- 17:52Speaker 1: myself in him. Oh, oops. No, I don't. But now
- 17:55Speaker 1: I guess I should. Rewatch the season. Oh, but Kristen,
- 18:00Speaker 1: she says that she's open to the Brady, or not
- 18:02Speaker 1: the Brady Brody thing, the Mike thing, because, you know,
- 18:06Speaker 1: it's the open era. And it would be open.
- 18:08Speaker 3: It would be dumb to shut down options, especially if
- 18:10Speaker 3: there's a blank vote on the table.
- 18:12Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. A blank check vote. Yeah. It's very, it just,
- 18:15Speaker 1: it rolls off the tongue. I've got a blank vote, baby.
- 18:18Speaker 1: And I wrote your name. Shout out.
- 18:21Speaker 3: Okay.
- 18:21Speaker 1: That was Taylor Swift.
- 18:22Speaker 4: It took me a little while to figure out what
- 18:25Speaker 4: melody that was.
- 18:26Speaker 3: I actually didn't know either.
- 18:31Speaker 1: Mike said, I'm either going home next or I'm sorry.
- 18:35Speaker 1: There's going to need to be some editing on this show.
- 18:38Speaker 1: Not if I'm doing it. Mike said, I'm either going
- 18:42Speaker 1: home next or I'm winning this damn thing. Doesn't that
- 18:45Speaker 1: kind of feel like a winner quote? It does.
- 18:48Speaker 3: But also, I feel like it was so understated.
- 18:50Speaker 1: He's not winning.
- 18:50Speaker 3: Like, if they would have built up to that quote
- 18:52Speaker 3: a little bit better. But, I mean, he didn't go home,
- 18:54Speaker 3: so I guess he's winning this thing.
- 18:56Speaker 1: No, he didn't go to tribal. Yeah.
- 18:57Speaker 3: Well, that's what I'm saying. He said, I either go
- 19:00Speaker 3: home next or... Or I'm winning this thing.
- 19:02Speaker 1: He didn't go home next.
- 19:03Speaker 3: I don't know how you think he meant next time
- 19:05Speaker 3: they go to tribal.
- 19:07Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't know. Sometimes people, sometimes people just say that. No.
- 19:11Speaker 1: And it doesn't actually mean anything. I think it means it.
- 19:14Speaker 1: Cause there's that.
- 19:16Speaker 3: You're going to look real silly when Mike wins. There's
- 19:19Speaker 3: no way that that, those are the only two. I
- 19:20Speaker 3: think what PD is saying is if I was the
- 19:23Speaker 3: editor and I wanted to give a little tease, that's
- 19:26Speaker 3: how I would.
- 19:27Speaker 1: Put that in. Yeah. That's what it felt like to me. Okay.
- 19:31Speaker 1: Let's check back in with Dina, the Dina Divas. Yes.
- 19:35Speaker 1: Dina Divas, as Eric kept saying over and over in
- 19:37Speaker 1: the channel.
- 19:38Speaker 3: I did find out from my mom that I do
- 19:41Speaker 3: not know if my uncle and Dina are still together.
- 19:43Speaker 1: It's a little rocky right now. We'll find out. The
- 19:46Speaker 1: magenta woman. Thanksgiving's coming up.
- 19:49Speaker 3: I was about to say, after Thanksgiving, I will let
- 19:51Speaker 3: you guys know more about Dina.
- 19:52Speaker 1: If she's not there. She's only been to Thanksgiving one time. Right,
- 19:55Speaker 1: but you would think if they're still together, she'd come. Well,
- 19:58Speaker 1: this is another edition of Have You Seen Her? Checking
- 20:01Speaker 1: In with Dina.
- 20:03Speaker 3: Ooh.
- 20:05Speaker 1: I like that. You like that, Brandon? Yeah, I like
- 20:07Speaker 1: it a lot. Is it okay with you if I
- 20:08Speaker 1: continue to do that? Well, I don't know about that.
- 20:12Speaker 1: I feel like I've started with a bad precedent this episode. No,
- 20:15Speaker 1: he'll be fine with it because it's not a bit
- 20:17Speaker 1: that you came up with. Guys, can I be completely transparent?
- 20:20Speaker 3: Last night on Fresh From Tribal, I was exhausted, and
- 20:22Speaker 3: I just felt like I need a strong take right now.
- 20:25Speaker 3: And so I just said that thing about hearts, hearts, hearts.
- 20:27Speaker 3: I didn't think it was going to be a big thing.
- 20:28Speaker 1: I don't know. This feels like backtracking. Oh, no. But Eric,
- 20:31Speaker 1: so we're checking in with Dina. Have you seen it?
- 20:37Speaker 1: That was magenta, baby. Thank you. Eric says, I got
- 20:40Speaker 1: to say this out loud. Last night was rough. I
- 20:43Speaker 1: got a lot of tears to shed. When you're a
- 20:45Speaker 1: young Italian man, you're taught you can't cry. I don't
- 20:48Speaker 1: give a crap. I love crying. That's the thing.
- 20:52Speaker 4: Only Italian men are told they can't cry. It's not
- 20:55Speaker 4: an epidemic across men in general.
- 20:58Speaker 1: Just Italian men. It's just Italian men. As a kid,
- 21:01Speaker 1: as a young boy... My dad was like, yeah, cry. Oh, yeah?
- 21:05Speaker 2: No.
- 21:05Speaker 1: Oh. Oh, you're being sarcastic. I'm being sarcastic. Oh, I
- 21:09Speaker 1: was fully on board with your take. I was like, yeah, dude,
- 21:12Speaker 1: no one's telling you not to cry. I do think, I.
- 21:14Speaker 4: Do hold out hope that this next generation of young
- 21:19Speaker 4: men will be more in tune with their emotions because crying,
- 21:24Speaker 4: it wasn't shamed as much as my generation was.
- 21:28Speaker 3: When I think about when I was a kid, And
- 21:30Speaker 3: I would be crying, and my dad would be like,
- 21:31Speaker 3: stop crying. And so you're trying to stop crying, but
- 21:34Speaker 3: it's making you cry more. I think about that. And
- 21:36Speaker 3: at the time, I was like, oh, God, I shouldn't cry.
- 21:39Speaker 3: But looking back, he was just like, stop crying in
- 21:41Speaker 3: this Walmart.
- 21:43Speaker 1: You're making too much noise.
- 21:44Speaker 3: It's loud.
- 21:46Speaker 1: That's the thing.
- 21:46Speaker 3: I want my kids to cry, but just quietly in
- 21:49Speaker 3: a corner.
- 21:50Speaker 1: Yeah. Not out in public. No, dude, man, they'll call DSS.
- 21:55Speaker 1: Nobody wants to cry in public.
- 21:56Speaker 3: No. apparently eric does he love he says he loves
- 22:00Speaker 3: crying yeah yeah let me let me that was the
- 22:02Speaker 3: name of the episode by the way last time you
- 22:03Speaker 3: guys cried you guys criers pd doesn't strike me as
- 22:06Speaker 3: having enough emotions.
- 22:09Speaker 1: I'm just joking i'm just joking now you're overly sensitive
- 22:14Speaker 1: now i'm so i chase has gone soft he just
- 22:19Speaker 1: made a joke about me leaned over and he's like
- 22:22Speaker 1: i'm joking i'm joking i'm joking What do you think
- 22:25Speaker 1: I'm going to do? I just thought you were going
- 22:27Speaker 1: to cry. You're going to cry, PD! I don't cry much,
- 22:32Speaker 1: but there was like a 20-minute block of the Ray
- 22:35Speaker 1: concert where it was just like uncontrollable. I had to
- 22:39Speaker 1: put my sunglasses back on for a minute. You took
- 22:42Speaker 1: your sunglasses off? Yeah. Whoa. Bran, you strike me as
- 22:45Speaker 1: a guy that cries.
- 22:47Speaker 3: What?
- 22:47Speaker 1: I don't know, man. Yeah, I cry all the time. Yeah.
- 22:49Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 22:50Speaker 3: I feel like also once you have kids, it's easy
- 22:52Speaker 3: to get emotional because you have kids. Like imagine, this
- 22:54Speaker 3: is just a made up scenario. Imagine your kid like
- 22:56Speaker 3: walks up to you and is like, yeah, everybody bullied
- 22:58Speaker 3: me at school today. And my heart would break.
- 23:00Speaker 1: Yeah. I would cry for sure. Buckle up, brother. Yeah. Well,
- 23:03Speaker 1: Sharonda says that Eric is a very emotional being. And
- 23:07Speaker 1: that's true. Yeah. And she knows that if he feels
- 23:09Speaker 1: backstabbed or hurt, he's on the floor kicking and screaming.
- 23:12Speaker 3: And that's why I apologized to PD immediately because he
- 23:14Speaker 3: does the same thing.
- 23:17Speaker 1: God damn it.
- 23:18Speaker 3: It wasn't me.
- 23:20Speaker 1: It wasn't me. As long as it's brand.
- 23:22Speaker 3: I told you it's the computer that's different. It's on
- 23:25Speaker 3: a different wavelength. I totally get it. You're okay.
- 23:28Speaker 1: But Eric says he's not allowing any rats in the game.
- 23:33Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 23:34Speaker 1: You are worthless. Kilby is a worthless rat. Kilby, this
- 23:40Speaker 1: is the second time he's been called a rat. First
- 23:41Speaker 1: time was by Devin. Second time here by Eric, his
- 23:45Speaker 1: former lover.
- 23:46Speaker 3: His former lover.
- 23:47Speaker 1: I mean, they are the lover boys.
- 23:49Speaker 3: They were.
- 23:50Speaker 1: They were. Eric, he says, you think we're going to
- 23:53Speaker 1: take this lying down? In the words of Judas Priest,
- 23:56Speaker 1: they've got another thing coming. Yeah, I like that. And
- 23:59Speaker 1: then we get Christian. Christian is speaking English. Christian says,
- 24:05Speaker 1: although they're the easy votes, he might need to align
- 24:08Speaker 1: with Lewis and Kilby because the original Savu numbers are down.
- 24:12Speaker 1: So Christian, he goes to Lewis and he says he
- 24:14Speaker 1: wants to work with him. And Lewis, he seems receptive.
- 24:17Speaker 1: And guys, buckle the fuck up. Okay. Because Christian is
- 24:22Speaker 1: getting a little crazy.
- 24:24Speaker 3: Uh-oh.
- 24:25Speaker 1: He said he's embracing his chaotic side. Whoa. What do
- 24:28Speaker 1: we think about this new Christian? This feels like when
- 24:30Speaker 1: Mitch was like, I gotta make a move. Yeah, I
- 24:33Speaker 1: gotta be honest. His wild side seems a lot like
- 24:35Speaker 1: his not wild side. Well, his wild side is, I
- 24:39Speaker 1: might make an alliance with a couple people. Yeah. That's
- 24:43Speaker 1: a tick mass. But actually, you know what? We do
- 24:46Speaker 1: see Christian get a little crazy in this next scene
- 24:49Speaker 1: because we've got some tree mail. We're doing a tribe summit.
- 24:53Speaker 1: Each tribe must pick a representative. Christian does get wild here.
- 24:56Speaker 1: You're right. Yeah, so Christian gets a little crazy. The
- 24:59Speaker 1: Dina Divas, they draw their shots in the dark. And Christian,
- 25:03Speaker 1: he did something a little sneaky. A little chaotic. Yeah.
- 25:06Speaker 1: He put his thumb in front of Kilby and Lewis's
- 25:09Speaker 1: to hold it in place. And then Sharonda got sent.
- 25:12Speaker 1: Because Christian made sure. I gotta be honest. I don't
- 25:14Speaker 1: even know how you do that. That's crazy. Like, I
- 25:18Speaker 1: don't know how he did it. I don't either. But, like,
- 25:21Speaker 1: the fact that he cheated like that. Hey, Christian, if
- 25:23Speaker 1: you're listening, if you consider, like, a tutorial video. The
- 25:25Speaker 1: way that he was holding the bag, it's like, I
- 25:28Speaker 1: think he just had his thumb placed on the tube.
- 25:31Speaker 1: But then how do you... So he must have been
- 25:33Speaker 1: tracking it. Maybe he got Lewis and Kilby to put
- 25:36Speaker 1: theirs in first. Because he was holding it. It's a two-hander, right?
- 25:41Speaker 1: But I could see his thumb pinched on a couple
- 25:43Speaker 1: of them.
- 25:44Speaker 3: I think he had one on one side and one
- 25:46Speaker 3: on the other, but I don't know how you get that.
- 25:48Speaker 1: How do you do that? Without them catching on to
- 25:51Speaker 1: what he's doing. I'm very impressed. Is he a magician?
- 25:55Speaker 1: He might be. I was making fun of Christian when
- 25:57Speaker 1: I said buckle the fuck up.
- 25:58Speaker 3: He actually did something pretty wild. I mean, I don't
- 26:01Speaker 3: know if we've seen something like that before. Where they
- 26:04Speaker 3: actively cheat in the who goes to the journey thing.
- 26:07Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty good. That's awesome.
- 26:09Speaker 3: I have a lot of respect for him now that
- 26:10Speaker 3: he's willing to do that.
- 26:11Speaker 1: A lot of respect for him.
- 26:12Speaker 4: A lot of respect for Tanan on the other tribe
- 26:16Speaker 4: for just basically being like, we're not doing the shot
- 26:19Speaker 4: in the dark thing.
- 26:21Speaker 1: She said no. Mike's not going. She said no. Mike
- 26:23Speaker 1: kept being like, I'd like to go. And everybody just
- 26:24Speaker 1: kept ignoring him. He said, I'd like to go. Should
- 26:28Speaker 1: we do Shot in the Dark? And she literally just
- 26:30Speaker 1: says no.
- 26:33Speaker 4: And she's like, I think we should send somebody that
- 26:35Speaker 4: will be good at the negotiations.
- 26:37Speaker 1: Yeah, people have been down on my team. But you
- 26:40Speaker 1: see what happens when my players speak up? Tanan is awesome.
- 26:43Speaker 1: Tanan is speaking. Tanan. If she gets voted out, that's
- 26:50Speaker 1: what you got to do. So, Tanan blocks Mike. Tanan
- 26:53Speaker 1: is speaking. Carter blocks Lewis and Kilby. Carter is speaking.
- 26:56Speaker 1: I mean, fuck. Ah, Christian. Christian. Christian. Crazy, chaotic Christian. Yeah,
- 27:02Speaker 1: Christian is speaking, and you better fucking listen.
- 27:04Speaker 3: Yeah, because when Christian opens his mouth.
- 27:09Speaker 1: Where were you going with that? I don't know, man.
- 27:13Speaker 3: My brain was like, you need to do like a,
- 27:15Speaker 3: everybody needs to shut up. But then I was like,
- 27:18Speaker 3: then my brain was like baby bird. And then you
- 27:20Speaker 3: get a finger gun?
- 27:21Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
- 27:22Speaker 3: Hey, hey.
- 27:24Speaker 1: I don't know. And then Ori goes.
- 27:25Speaker 3: Guys, I'm spiraling over.
- 27:28Speaker 1: I think losing Ori last night and then the parking
- 27:31Speaker 1: situation where Chase had to run out to find me
- 27:34Speaker 1: behind his street. Here's what it was.
- 27:35Speaker 3: I was already running behind this morning and I was like, okay,
- 27:38Speaker 3: I got to get this done before everybody gets here.
- 27:40Speaker 3: And then it was just chaos. Like when Christian shows
- 27:43Speaker 3: up on the island.
- 27:44Speaker 1: That's okay. I'm just going to take a little nap.
- 27:47Speaker 1: You guys keep going. I'm just going to take a
- 27:48Speaker 1: nap real quick. Well, over on Toka, Brady doesn't even
- 27:52Speaker 1: know what a summit is. I just wanted to point
- 27:56Speaker 1: that out before we move on. But yeah, it's Kristen
- 28:00Speaker 1: who got chosen. In his defense, I don't think I've
- 28:02Speaker 1: ever seen Survivor call what is about to happen a summit.
- 28:06Speaker 1: A summit, I think, is like the top of a mountain. Yeah,
- 28:09Speaker 1: I woke up.
- 28:09Speaker 3: It's like the top of a mountain.
- 28:11Speaker 1: Sure. A summit. But also there's like... It's also a
- 28:13Speaker 1: gathering of important people to make a big decision. Right, right, right, right, right, right, right.
- 28:16Speaker 1: That's also a summit. That's a homonym, I think. Homonym, homonym, homonym.
- 28:22Speaker 1: When it's two words that mean different things. A homonym?
- 28:25Speaker 1: I think so. Yeah, so Kristen. We have Kristen and... Okay,
- 28:30Speaker 1: I'm going to use this sentence real quick. Are you ready?
- 28:33Speaker 1: Which summit am I talking about? Okay, yep. Name that summit.
- 28:37Speaker 1: I can't wait for the summit.
- 28:40Speaker 3: You're talking about the gathering of people.
- 28:41Speaker 4: No, the mountain.
- 28:42Speaker 1: Well, then that's a weird sentence. Well, we all talk different.
- 28:45Speaker 1: I can't wait to get.
- 28:46Speaker 3: To the summit. Is that what you said? I just
- 28:49Speaker 3: said I can't wait for the summit. No, that makes
- 28:54Speaker 3: more sense that it's the gathering of people. Okay.
- 28:56Speaker 4: Okay.
- 28:57Speaker 1: Well, it's not. Right. It's my sentence. I can't wait
- 28:59Speaker 1: for the summit of the mountain. Yeah, I can't wait
- 29:01Speaker 1: for the summit. All right, guys, we're getting back into
- 29:03Speaker 1: HR meeting territory. Well, dude, we have to kill an
- 29:06Speaker 1: hour for this lame-ass episode. They don't have to be
- 29:08Speaker 1: an hour. But we can fill time with non-HR meetings. Well,
- 29:13Speaker 1: I don't think that had anything to do with our
- 29:14Speaker 1: business at all. Can you imagine how.
- 29:15Speaker 4: Awesome your business would be if your HR meetings were
- 29:18Speaker 4: named that summit?
- 29:19Speaker 1: I think it's a great game. I'm just calling anything
- 29:21Speaker 1: off-topic an HR meeting because of the H3H3 situation. Right,
- 29:24Speaker 1: of course. The HRHR. The HRHR. Her, her. So we
- 29:30Speaker 1: have the three people going to the summit. And so
- 29:34Speaker 1: here's the thing. Two of them, they get to leave
- 29:36Speaker 1: with ribs. One of them goes to exile. Exile. back
- 29:41Speaker 1: exile's back but they go to exile with an advantage
- 29:45Speaker 1: uh tell us about this advantage jace uh real quick
- 29:49Speaker 1: i feel like if brady had gone and they were
- 29:51Speaker 1: like two people are leaving here with their ribs he'd
- 29:53Speaker 1: be like oh shit we have to fight whose ribs
- 29:57Speaker 1: are am i taking um Sorry, Petey. What did you
- 30:01Speaker 1: ask me? Jesus Christ. It's the tether. It's the tether idol.
- 30:06Speaker 1: You know what I'm realizing? Oh, yes. Is I think
- 30:08Speaker 1: I shot the wrong person. I should have shot Chase. Hey, guys.
- 30:11Speaker 1: You need me. Hey, guys. Please don't say that. You
- 30:14Speaker 1: really need me.
- 30:15Speaker 3: Say that.
- 30:15Speaker 1: No, but we would still have the studio. You just
- 30:17Speaker 1: wouldn't be here. Well, yeah.
- 30:19Speaker 3: So you guys only have me on the show because
- 30:20Speaker 3: you need the space? Yes, but we've had you. Where
- 30:23Speaker 3: are the successors?
- 30:24Speaker 1: No, we need you, but there's a contingency. So if
- 30:26Speaker 1: you die, we get it.
- 30:27Speaker 3: Well, of course.
- 30:28Speaker 1: We do want you here, but we have a contingency
- 30:30Speaker 1: plan where Liz would just take over your role. And
- 30:32Speaker 1: that's totally fair.
- 30:33Speaker 3: That would probably give a good new perspective. Although, I
- 30:36Speaker 3: don't know if she could pull out really good stuff
- 30:38Speaker 3: like I just did with Brady wanting to break people's ribs.
- 30:41Speaker 1: But she would give a perspective. It's the tether idol.
- 30:44Speaker 1: You remembered what I asked? Yes, I did. Brand reminded me.
- 30:49Speaker 1: We're going to do this cleanly. I'm not editing this.
- 30:52Speaker 1: But it's fine. I'm still going to do it this way. Okay, okay, okay.
- 30:56Speaker 1: So Chase, you know, they get... I'm listening, I'm listening.
- 30:59Speaker 1: Two people get ribs and one person gets sent to
- 31:02Speaker 1: exile with an advantage. Could you tell us a little
- 31:04Speaker 1: bit about what this advantage was? Do you think it
- 31:06Speaker 1: was a good idea? You are worthless. Do you think
- 31:08Speaker 1: it was a good idea? Do you like this advantage? Anyway,
- 31:13Speaker 1: tell us. Hey, thank you so much for asking that, PD.
- 31:14Speaker 1: That was very kind of you.
- 31:15Speaker 3: What I'll say is this is the same advantage that
- 31:18Speaker 3: we've seen in the past.
- 31:19Speaker 1: I believe it was Austin.
- 31:21Speaker 3: did it on the was that 47 or 46 45
- 31:24Speaker 3: 45 so no either yep uh now i understand why
- 31:29Speaker 3: people are like they don't know anything about survivors but
- 31:31Speaker 3: they're a fun show uh so.
- 31:34Speaker 1: In 45 austin got.
- 31:35Speaker 3: This advantage with two others whose names i don't remember
- 31:38Speaker 3: and it immediately made austin go well i'll just get
- 31:41Speaker 3: them voted out so that way i get this idol
- 31:43Speaker 3: for myself.
- 31:44Speaker 1: Yeah, I gotta be honest. I don't know how.
- 31:47Speaker 4: Because here's what happens. They all read the thing about
- 31:51Speaker 4: the tether. So they all know that part of the idol.
- 31:54Speaker 4: But then whoever goes to exile... which is Kristen, then
- 31:58Speaker 4: gets the remaining part of the information, which is the
- 32:02Speaker 4: idol becomes a normal idol if those.
- 32:05Speaker 3: Two people are gone. So she's the only one with
- 32:07Speaker 3: that information.
- 32:08Speaker 4: But I don't know how you wouldn't come to that conclusion,
- 32:10Speaker 4: because it's a really.
- 32:14Speaker 1: It's not, to me, it's not a great deal. Okay.
- 32:17Speaker 1: For somebody to go to exile with a tether idol
- 32:22Speaker 1: over getting a plate of ribs for my... Like, it's not...
- 32:28Speaker 1: You don't think it's a fair trade. I don't think
- 32:30Speaker 1: it's a fair trade. It's a fair trade if there's
- 32:32Speaker 1: a full-blown idol at play. Right. Well, it can be
- 32:35Speaker 1: a full-blown idol. That's what I'm saying. And one person's gone.
- 32:38Speaker 1: But I don't know how... She got lucky with that.
- 32:40Speaker 1: I don't know how they didn't come to that conclusion themselves.
- 32:43Speaker 1: They might have.
- 32:44Speaker 3: We just didn't see it. Because also, it's the open era, right?
- 32:46Speaker 3: So they're doing twists from the past. If they watched 45,
- 32:50Speaker 3: which is where Dee won, so I imagine they watched 45...
- 32:53Speaker 3: They were there.
- 32:54Speaker 4: But even if you don't know that, if I'm looking
- 32:57Speaker 4: at it, I'm like, well, that kind of sucks for
- 32:59Speaker 4: the person.
- 33:01Speaker 1: It's not that good for them. Yeah, no. I was
- 33:04Speaker 1: about to do a bit about how the three of
- 33:06Speaker 1: them were actually there for 45, but then I was like,
- 33:08Speaker 1: it doesn't really work.
- 33:09Speaker 3: Well, I appreciate you recognizing that and letting us know.
- 33:14Speaker 3: I was willing to go with you on it. When
- 33:15Speaker 3: you said they were there, I was like, I don't
- 33:17Speaker 3: know how you're going to justify that, but I'm with you.
- 33:18Speaker 1: Listen, Kristen was in the bushes.
- 33:20Speaker 3: She's been living in Fiji this whole time. Honestly, it
- 33:23Speaker 3: wouldn't surprise me.
- 33:25Speaker 1: So you're pro-Tether?
- 33:28Speaker 3: I don't feel one way or the other. What I
- 33:29Speaker 3: said last night on Fresh from Tribal, which if you
- 33:32Speaker 3: join our Patreon immediately after the episodes on Wednesday nights,
- 33:36Speaker 3: we hop on live. Um, what I said was, this
- 33:40Speaker 3: is just one of those things that Jeff and company
- 33:43Speaker 3: put in the game. Most of the time, it's probably
- 33:45Speaker 3: a pretty boring resolution, but there's the possibility of something
- 33:49Speaker 3: insane happening. So I'm, I'm for it in that capacity.
- 33:53Speaker 3: But at the end of the.
- 33:54Speaker 4: Day, the opportunity for Kristen is to have a night
- 33:59Speaker 4: to herself on a, in the jungle in the, in,
- 34:04Speaker 4: For that, you get to save one.
- 34:06Speaker 1: Of the people that you also just gave them ribs.
- 34:08Speaker 1: I just think if you think about it for a second,
- 34:12Speaker 1: as one of the rib people, you go, there's absolutely something.
- 34:16Speaker 3: But hold on now, because, I mean, not to jump ahead,
- 34:18Speaker 3: but who went home this week?
- 34:20Speaker 1: Ori, yes. And then who does she have left? Sharonda.
- 34:23Speaker 3: So if when they merge, she gets Sharonda out, she
- 34:28Speaker 3: just has a full-blown idol in her pocket. No, no, no.
- 34:30Speaker 1: Absolutely. Oh, okay.
- 34:31Speaker 3: No, what I'm saying is if I am Sharonda or Ori,
- 34:35Speaker 3: I'm going back.
- 34:37Speaker 1: To my tribe with a plate of ribs and I'm
- 34:38Speaker 1: thinking to myself, I bet there's more.
- 34:41Speaker 3: Because it just doesn't... Lewis agrees with you because he goes,
- 34:45Speaker 3: Jeff don't feed you for free.
- 34:47Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 34:48Speaker 3: And I thought that was a baller line.
- 34:50Speaker 1: But she's out.
- 34:50Speaker 3: There telling them that she just went to exile for
- 34:54Speaker 3: no reason.
- 34:55Speaker 1: Right, yeah, yeah. But Kristen seems to love exile. So
- 34:59Speaker 1: it kind of was a reward. She's the coolest person. Yeah,
- 35:03Speaker 1: she's been applying for 25 years. I love that. I
- 35:06Speaker 1: love that montage. It was all of her applications. Very cool.
- 35:11Speaker 1: And then while Ori is away. The cast will play.
- 35:16Speaker 1: Come to play. That's about to say that. While the
- 35:18Speaker 1: Ori's away, the Devon and the Jelly will play. They
- 35:22Speaker 1: bonded over trying to crack coconuts like what we try
- 35:25Speaker 1: to do on this show. Yeah. We succeed sometimes. We do.
- 35:29Speaker 3: Do we?
- 35:31Speaker 1: I think the people like that we don't. I think
- 35:34Speaker 1: every coconut's different. Some are rotten. Oh, yeah. Some are sweet.
- 35:39Speaker 1: Some are sour. But that doesn't mean they're not coconuts.
- 35:42Speaker 1: Some have meat. Oh, that's a lot of meat. Our
- 35:47Speaker 1: kid's book. Making the merch. Jelly and Devin, they just
- 35:50Speaker 1: take a second to experience Fiji. And Jelly says this
- 35:54Speaker 1: is going to go down as one of her top memories,
- 35:56Speaker 1: not just on Survivor, but in her whole life. This
- 35:59Speaker 1: moment is detrimental to what happens later. Her making... you know,
- 36:04Speaker 1: memories that she says are some of the most important
- 36:07Speaker 1: in her whole life.
- 36:08Speaker 3: I was like, there was no way she's voting Devin out.
- 36:10Speaker 1: This was literally the moment I'm watching the episode. I go, Oh, Oh,
- 36:15Speaker 1: and then jelly says, Ori isn't her type. She's a
- 36:17Speaker 1: little too wild for him. So there's like two nails
- 36:20Speaker 1: in the coffin. Or he posted a reel on Instagram
- 36:23Speaker 1: last night of him. And he was like, when you
- 36:25Speaker 1: get friend zoned and voted out in the same episode,
- 36:27Speaker 1: he's like, Oh, you know what?
- 36:30Speaker 4: As, as three individuals who have been in jelly's, dream
- 36:35Speaker 4: blunt rotation.
- 36:36Speaker 1: Oh, right. We are her type.
- 36:37Speaker 3: That is pretty fucking awesome.
- 36:39Speaker 1: She'd be wild. Because we're wild. She says she wants
- 36:43Speaker 1: to do a watch party with us. Yeah. Let's make
- 36:45Speaker 1: it happen. We're crazy, bro. We're crazy. Hey, if I
- 36:49Speaker 1: put the pink fur coat on... I'm yelling. Just so
- 36:53Speaker 1: you know. Hey, clip this. Son of a gun! Hey,
- 36:59Speaker 1: clip that. Hey, clip this. Clip this. Clip this. Jelly.
- 37:04Speaker 4: If you're watching, watch Party. Greenville, South Carolina. We'll watch
- 37:09Speaker 4: it together, and then we'll all go do karaoke.
- 37:12Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 37:14Speaker 3: And Brain will do a hard song. What's the hardest
- 37:15Speaker 3: karaoke song you can think of right now?
- 37:18Speaker 1: I've always wanted to do that Queen song. You mean Rhapsody?
- 37:22Speaker 1: Don't Stop Me Now. Don't Stop Me Now. Oh. Don't
- 37:25Speaker 1: stop me. Is that how it goes? Kind of. Hey, Jelly. Hey, Jelly,
- 37:29Speaker 1: if you're listening... I'll fly out to wherever you want
- 37:32Speaker 1: to do the watch party. I'll be flexible. Yeah. I
- 37:35Speaker 1: can't promise that. No, I'm not doing that, but we
- 37:38Speaker 1: have obligations. Yeah. I mean, we have real, you know,
- 37:40Speaker 1: we have lots. Yeah.
- 37:41Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
- 37:42Speaker 1: I guess y'all don't really want to smoke a blunt
- 37:44Speaker 1: with jelly. No, I don't do drugs. That's true.
- 37:51Speaker 5: Her dream blunt rotation is with someone who's never smoked
- 38:02Speaker 5: a blunt before. The most boring individual in the world,
- 38:07Speaker 5: and then PD. Her dream blunt rotation should just be PD.
- 38:11Speaker 5: PD's a good time. The other two on the couch
- 38:14Speaker 5: snooze fast. We work hard.
- 38:17Speaker 1: I will smoke a blunt with jelly. I'm willing to
- 38:21Speaker 1: do it. I don't know if you are.
- 38:23Speaker 3: Maybe if there's some twisted teas, I'll partake in that.
- 38:28Speaker 3: That's all that you'll commit to, is twisted teas.
- 38:30Speaker 1: Hey, jelly, let's smoke. Anyway, Ori, he brings back the ribs.
- 38:35Speaker 1: Speaking of smoked... With a smoked rib!
- 38:39Speaker 4: I'll also say, I thought that there was going to
- 38:41Speaker 4: be more.
- 38:42Speaker 1: I thought the plates... were like a visual aid, right?
- 38:47Speaker 4: I thought like you will go back to camp and
- 38:50Speaker 4: there will be a spread.
- 38:51Speaker 3: But it was the equivalent of when your teacher has
- 38:53Speaker 3: a pizza party, but she could only afford one pizza.
- 38:55Speaker 1: So the slices are like fucking three centimeters. I thought
- 38:58Speaker 1: it was a visual aid. They come back in the
- 39:01Speaker 1: boat with just the one plate. Very funny. So Ori,
- 39:05Speaker 1: he decides to lie about the advantage because he thinks
- 39:08Speaker 1: it might benefit him in the future. We'll see. Sharonda also...
- 39:13Speaker 1: Sharonda also lies about it to her tribe. And then
- 39:16Speaker 1: back to Toca, Carter wants to make a sex swing
- 39:19Speaker 1: with Brady. His accent is so cool. What did he
- 39:24Speaker 1: call it? It's a sex swing. It's a sex swing.
- 39:26Speaker 1: But I could have swore it was. Everybody thought he
- 39:29Speaker 1: said sex swing. And we all just looked up. Where
- 39:32Speaker 1: the heck did they get that vine? The jungle, baby.
- 39:35Speaker 1: I don't know. The jungle be nuts.
- 39:37Speaker 4: The fact that we're 51 seasons in and the first
- 39:40Speaker 4: time we've seen sex swing.
- 39:42Speaker 3: Within five minutes, you have said jelly be wild and
- 39:45Speaker 3: jungle be nuts.
- 39:47Speaker 1: I stand by it. Hey, this is why he's in
- 39:50Speaker 1: the ideal blunt rotation. Truth be truth, you know what
- 39:53Speaker 1: I mean? Yeah, so everybody loves this swing, except for
- 39:59Speaker 1: one person. Maggle. Maggle. They asked Maggie if she wanted
- 40:05Speaker 1: to sit on the swing, and she said, fuck no. Man,
- 40:07Speaker 1: I was just coming around to Maggie. Last week, I
- 40:11Speaker 1: was like, okay, you know what? Maybe I like Maggie.
- 40:14Speaker 3: Maybe.
- 40:14Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Everybody was saying that and coming after me. Nope.
- 40:18Speaker 3: Turns out.
- 40:20Speaker 1: I was right.
- 40:21Speaker 4: She just doesn't pass my vibe test. I'm sure Magel
- 40:26Speaker 4: is a swell individual. She seems like she has a
- 40:31Speaker 4: beautiful soul. Her social media has been lovely.
- 40:36Speaker 1: She seems like such a nice lady on Instagram. Reels,
- 40:38Speaker 1: but not in the comments. I don't want to be
- 40:40Speaker 1: in a jungle with her. I'm with Brady Brody. Oh,
- 40:43Speaker 1: I agree.
- 40:44Speaker 3: She did not pass the vibe check here. They were
- 40:45Speaker 3: all having fun bonding.
- 40:47Speaker 1: Sometimes you have to sex swing.
- 40:50Speaker 3: Dude, sometimes you have to sex wink.
- 40:52Speaker 1: But Maggie, she's upset that we're worried about having fun
- 40:56Speaker 1: when there's no food. And then Chase, what does Maggie
- 41:00Speaker 1: try to do?
- 41:00Speaker 3: She's like, guys, we need to catch some fish. Let's
- 41:03Speaker 3: use the hammock as a fishing net. And everyone on
- 41:06Speaker 3: that tribe is like. She's crazy.
- 41:10Speaker 1: No one wanted to step up and be like, no.
- 41:12Speaker 1: You know, innovation is important, but sometimes there are reasons
- 41:17Speaker 1: why people don't do certain things.
- 41:19Speaker 3: I went through a swing of emotions while this was happening.
- 41:21Speaker 3: I was like, oh my gosh. Is this going to work?
- 41:24Speaker 3: How has no one done this?
- 41:25Speaker 1: And then you realized why no one's done it. Here's
- 41:27Speaker 1: what I'll say.
- 41:28Speaker 3: If it would have worked, we'd be having a very
- 41:31Speaker 3: different conversation right now.
- 41:32Speaker 1: That's right.
- 41:32Speaker 4: The thing is, maybe if they could figure out a
- 41:35Speaker 4: way to set it up, To stay there, maybe?
- 41:39Speaker 3: I think the holes are too big in that net.
- 41:41Speaker 1: Yeah, and the fish are probably coming up to it like,
- 41:43Speaker 1: look at these fucking idiots. That's their only comfortable sleeping place.
- 41:47Speaker 3: Is that a hammock?
- 41:48Speaker 1: And then Maggie sends them to some banana plant where
- 41:51Speaker 1: she tries to kill Tanan. Yeah. Maggie's taken enough from me.
- 41:56Speaker 1: Can we leave Tanan alone? Yeah.
- 41:58Speaker 3: Maggie's taken enough from me. Brady, I think, a lot
- 42:02Speaker 3: of people online don't like Brady.
- 42:04Speaker 1: I think they're wrong.
- 42:06Speaker 3: Brady in this section I understand how they get there
- 42:08Speaker 3: I understand how they get there too but as someone
- 42:10Speaker 3: who I guess has a lot in common with them you.
- 42:13Speaker 1: Got a little Brady in me I got a little.
- 42:14Speaker 3: Brady in me I think he's so funny in this
- 42:18Speaker 3: segment like he's mocking Maggie but everything he's saying is
- 42:22Speaker 3: completely valid so he's not just being ruthless for no
- 42:24Speaker 3: reason he's being like at one point she goes oh
- 42:28Speaker 3: why is Tanan climbing up there and he was like
- 42:31Speaker 3: because you asked her to you think she just wanted
- 42:33Speaker 3: to go break her neck for fun yeah I didn't
- 42:36Speaker 3: realize it was that up high. Here's the thing that
- 42:38Speaker 3: drove me nuts. You want to use the hammock.
- 42:43Speaker 1: As a net?
- 42:45Speaker 4: I think it's worth a shot. I think it was
- 42:47Speaker 4: a good try. You just leave it down there on
- 42:51Speaker 4: the beach?
- 42:52Speaker 3: You just left it down there? Brady also talks about this.
- 42:56Speaker 3: He's like, that was one of the only spots in
- 42:58Speaker 3: our camp that you could actually get good rest, and
- 43:00Speaker 3: now it's ruined.
- 43:02Speaker 4: But if you just do the trying to catch it,
- 43:04Speaker 4: and then you go back and you hang it back up,
- 43:06Speaker 4: it's going to dry, and it'll be okay.
- 43:09Speaker 1: But it's all sandy now. Yeah, it's sandy and saltwater-y.
- 43:12Speaker 1: It was all clumped up. Come on.
- 43:15Speaker 3: He says it smelled like fish, which is weird because
- 43:17Speaker 3: she didn't catch any fish.
- 43:18Speaker 1: Yeah, that's weird. That's kind of funny.
- 43:20Speaker 3: But also the ocean is where the fish are, so maybe.
- 43:22Speaker 1: Actually, that's probably what happened. Fish be living there. Hey,
- 43:27Speaker 1: really good observation.
- 43:28Speaker 2: Hey, PD.
- 43:29Speaker 1: No. Don't take my stuff just like you took Hart's, Hart's, Hart's, Hart's. Oh, yeah.
- 43:35Speaker 1: I'm so embarrassed. I'm sorry, Bran. I think I'm going
- 43:38Speaker 1: to quit stealing your bits. I'm really embarrassed, guys. Thank
- 43:41Speaker 1: you very much. And now it's challenge time with Embarrassed Chase.
- 43:45Speaker 1: You are worthless.
- 43:49Speaker 3: That's how I feel about this challenge. Ever since we've
- 43:51Speaker 3: dropped to the three tribes, we've gone back to kind
- 43:54Speaker 3: of bland challenges. The interesting thing about this challenge is
- 43:58Speaker 3: what happens before the challenge, though. So before the challenge starts,
- 44:03Speaker 3: Jeff brings out the tribes. Everyone sees who went home.
- 44:07Speaker 1: Yep.
- 44:09Speaker 3: And Magel sees that her plan worked and Kilby and
- 44:13Speaker 3: Lewis are still there.
- 44:15Speaker 1: And she is freaking out. She is so excited. And
- 44:19Speaker 1: she's like looking at the people around her. They don't
- 44:21Speaker 1: know what she's done. God, that pissed me off so much.
- 44:22Speaker 1: And she's like, this is awesome. And I was like,
- 44:26Speaker 1: you just pulled off. Save it.
- 44:27Speaker 3: This is what I'll say about Magel. Because she won
- 44:29Speaker 3: me over big time last week. She lost me a
- 44:32Speaker 3: little bit this week. If she would have played it off.
- 44:35Speaker 3: like she just put a hit out on someone and
- 44:37Speaker 3: acted like it was no big deal, I would have
- 44:38Speaker 3: been like, she is a badass. Back surprised, and then
- 44:41Speaker 3: when you merge, that's when you get together with the boys,
- 44:45Speaker 3: and you celebrate, you do a quiet dance, you talk
- 44:47Speaker 3: about who we're going after next.
- 44:49Speaker 1: Maybe like a little... Act like you've been there before!
- 44:52Speaker 1: Act like you've been in the end zone. That's what
- 44:54Speaker 1: I always say. Maybe just like a little fist pump.
- 44:57Speaker 1: Just something small that most people wouldn't notice. Like one
- 44:59Speaker 1: of these... Yeah. But not like, woo! Even this. Whatever
- 45:03Speaker 1: she did. Even this.
- 45:04Speaker 3: You look over. You see it. You look over.
- 45:08Speaker 1: Holy shit. Yeah.
- 45:10Speaker 3: Even just like a moment of like, wow, I can't
- 45:12Speaker 3: believe I pulled that off. Definitely.
- 45:13Speaker 1: Or even just a little wave. Just a little wave.
- 45:16Speaker 3: What if she had like pinched the person beside her
- 45:17Speaker 3: and been like, I did this.
- 45:20Speaker 1: That was on me. I took her out.
- 45:22Speaker 3: One other funny thing about this exact same moment is
- 45:26Speaker 3: Jeff goes.
- 45:28Speaker 1: How do you pronounce it? Linnea? Linnea, yeah. He goes,
- 45:32Speaker 1: Linnea voted out. Brady turns to whoever's beside him and goes,
- 45:35Speaker 1: Linnea voted out. And he, like, repeats what Jeff just said. Interesting. But, yeah,
- 45:41Speaker 1: the challenge isn't really super fascinating. Diva divas. Yeah.
- 45:48Speaker 3: That's another really funny thing is at one point in
- 45:51Speaker 3: the chat. So again, Eric sits out for this challenge,
- 45:53Speaker 3: just like last week.
- 45:54Speaker 1: Yeah. And I live for how much Sharonda hates Eric. Yeah.
- 45:58Speaker 1: I live for it. That moment made me laugh so hard.
- 46:00Speaker 3: Someone in the chat goes, is someone going to tell
- 46:02Speaker 3: him to shut up again? And at the exact moment.
- 46:05Speaker 3: He's going and Sharonda gives him like a death glare.
- 46:08Speaker 3: And I was like, she's going to tell him to
- 46:09Speaker 3: shut up. She didn't have to. No, she did not.
- 46:13Speaker 1: If we're doing a Sharonda death glare to Eric count,
- 46:16Speaker 1: I think this is two or three. Yeah.
- 46:19Speaker 3: I can't wait for them to be back on the
- 46:20Speaker 3: same beach. Jeff does a little tease where he just
- 46:24Speaker 3: has the one whale out. For a second, I was like,
- 46:27Speaker 3: that would be pretty baller if they did double elimination
- 46:29Speaker 3: two weeks in a row.
- 46:31Speaker 1: But they did not. He brings out the little whale.
- 46:33Speaker 1: Kilby goes, whaley! But also, this bothered me about the challenge.
- 46:40Speaker 1: There was no incentive to be first. No reward. No,
- 46:44Speaker 1: there was no incentive to be first. I think they
- 46:45Speaker 1: even said that at one point. It doesn't matter if
- 46:47Speaker 1: you're first. They kept saying that. And it's like, well,
- 46:49Speaker 1: then what are we playing to first for if it
- 46:51Speaker 1: doesn't matter? So you get the slightly bigger whale. Well,
- 46:54Speaker 1: if you ain't first, you're last. Yeah, just throw a
- 46:56Speaker 1: little something in there. Yeah, make it not peanut butter. Yeah.
- 46:59Speaker 3: You get an actual net. They blew the budget on ribs,
- 47:04Speaker 3: so they didn't have any more food for them. Um, dude,
- 47:07Speaker 3: the two racks, because we got that journey and we
- 47:09Speaker 3: got an exile Island kind of segment. They cut the
- 47:12Speaker 3: challenge pretty short.
- 47:13Speaker 1: Not much happens. Late challenge.
- 47:15Speaker 3: What it boils down to is that our purple tribe,
- 47:19Speaker 3: they don't know how to do puzzles. And then Jeff
- 47:21Speaker 3: gives a great all timeline.
- 47:24Speaker 2: If you don't know how to do a puzzle, you
- 47:26Speaker 2: are worthless.
- 47:28Speaker 1: And he's right. If that doesn't encapsulate the new era,
- 47:31Speaker 1: I don't know what does. But we're open now. I
- 47:35Speaker 1: think that's the problem for a lot of people. Yeah,
- 47:37Speaker 1: is the puzzles. Which, those puzzles are hard. Yeah, I
- 47:41Speaker 1: felt bad for him when he said that. I was
- 47:43Speaker 1: just like... That really is how he feels. Like, dude,
- 47:49Speaker 1: that would have been us. Oh, yeah. If we were
- 47:52Speaker 1: on a tribe together.
- 47:53Speaker 3: And it's just the three of us left. I don't
- 47:54Speaker 3: think we would finish.
- 47:56Speaker 1: I don't think I'd do that bad at a puzzle.
- 47:58Speaker 1: You don't think so? Under the pressure? Under the pressure.
- 48:00Speaker 1: And then me and Chase are around.
- 48:03Speaker 3: But remember, we tried that survival puzzle that time, and
- 48:05Speaker 3: we did not do good.
- 48:08Speaker 1: Okay, so I'm one of the few people who have
- 48:10Speaker 1: had this experience before. Of going to... And this is real.
- 48:14Speaker 1: I know you look confused, but this is real. I'm
- 48:16Speaker 1: one of the few people on this planet who will
- 48:19Speaker 1: ever have the experience of going to the Meta Horizon
- 48:23Speaker 1: Survivor Island. This is on the Oculus. It didn't last long.
- 48:27Speaker 1: I think it got shut down pretty quick. This is
- 48:30Speaker 1: in season 45. I visited the island. I was doing
- 48:33Speaker 1: challenges with a bunch of strangers. And I won the
- 48:36Speaker 1: slide puzzle. I think slide puzzles are one of the
- 48:41Speaker 1: ones that I could do.
- 48:41Speaker 3: I'm pretty good at slide puzzles because I had that
- 48:43Speaker 3: on the tin dogs as a kid.
- 48:45Speaker 1: Like, what happened here? Like, one person... I feel like.
- 48:50Speaker 4: Of the three of them, maybe Devin had the best
- 48:52Speaker 4: handle on what was going on in the puzzle. But
- 48:55Speaker 4: Ori just keeps putting things on top.
- 48:57Speaker 1: He's like, Ori, that's not where that goes. I think
- 48:59Speaker 1: that's what would happen.
- 49:00Speaker 4: I think maybe you would have a better handle on
- 49:02Speaker 4: the puzzle, but Chase and I wouldn't be able to
- 49:05Speaker 4: help ourselves by just getting in the way.
- 49:08Speaker 1: Guys, if you could put it on my tombstone, here
- 49:11Speaker 1: lies BD who won a challenge in Survivor Oculus. Is
- 49:16Speaker 1: that on your resume? No, but I think I should
- 49:18Speaker 1: put it on there. Add that, yeah. When I was
- 49:20Speaker 1: on the VR island, I was asking everybody, like, do
- 49:23Speaker 1: y'all watch Survivor? And they're like, no. They're just there.
- 49:27Speaker 3: They're just meta friends. That's pretty sick, though.
- 49:30Speaker 1: How hungry did you get? I got so hungry.
- 49:33Speaker 3: I would really like to do some sort of Survivor game,
- 49:37Speaker 3: like for a video game or something like that.
- 49:39Speaker 1: There's one for the Wii. Yeah, I was about to say,
- 49:41Speaker 1: we can play the Wii game and put that up
- 49:42Speaker 1: on YouTube, but I think that should be an off-season thing. Yeah.
- 49:47Speaker 3: Anyway.
- 49:48Speaker 1: Left HR. Yeah, where are we at? Oh, challenges.
- 49:51Speaker 3: I mean, they fuck up the puzzles, so they're worthless.
- 49:55Speaker 1: First and second were really close, but again, it didn't matter.
- 49:57Speaker 1: It doesn't matter at all. So really, who cares?
- 50:00Speaker 4: It could have been a really exciting moment, actually, if
- 50:03Speaker 4: there was a reward or something.
- 50:05Speaker 1: Up for grabs for first place. This is where Kilby
- 50:06Speaker 1: pissed me off. Matt, you pissed me off at the beginning,
- 50:09Speaker 1: and then Kilby pissed me off here. When he's riding
- 50:11Speaker 1: the whale. And he goes, whale-y! And then he grabs
- 50:14Speaker 1: it and he goes, whale-y!
- 50:16Speaker 3: Petey said this last night on Fresh From Tribal. He goes,
- 50:18Speaker 3: imagine it's down to three of you. You knew you
- 50:22Speaker 3: needed to win this challenge or else one of you
- 50:23Speaker 3: is going home. You're all close friends. And then some
- 50:26Speaker 3: assholes riding by you all going, whale-y!
- 50:31Speaker 1: Because I was feeling for them in that moment. For sure.
- 50:34Speaker 1: And then Kilby doing his bullshit. This is why I
- 50:37Speaker 1: declared vengeance. Do you know about this brand? I declared
- 50:40Speaker 1: vengeance on Maggie and Kilby. What does that mean? Actually,
- 50:42Speaker 1: he declared vengeance. What does that mean? It means that
- 50:50Speaker 1: it's kind of like a spell, I think. I say
- 50:54Speaker 1: I declare vengeance on you and then their games are
- 50:56Speaker 1: going to end poorly. The season's shot. It's done. You're
- 51:01Speaker 1: months late. Have you ever recorded a sports game? And
- 51:05Speaker 1: you're rooting for your team as it's going? I actually
- 51:07Speaker 1: can't do that. Oh, really? I really struggle. If I
- 51:12Speaker 1: can't watch it in real time, I just watch the highlights.
- 51:18Speaker 1: There's something about it that I can't. I keep myself
- 51:20Speaker 1: out of the loop and then pretend it's live. I
- 51:23Speaker 1: can't do it. I see what you're saying, Brian. I
- 51:25Speaker 1: think I would struggle with that as well. I feel
- 51:27Speaker 1: like that's a live experience. Well, anyway, I declared vengeance
- 51:30Speaker 1: on Maggie and Kobe. Yeah. And they'll be going down soon. Well, Maggie,
- 51:35Speaker 1: you got your... How soon? Well, I don't know, man.
- 51:38Speaker 1: Shoot your shot. How soon?
- 51:40Speaker 3: I did.
- 51:40Speaker 1: I declared the vengeance.
- 51:41Speaker 5: Yes.
- 51:42Speaker 1: So what you're saying is at some point in this season,
- 51:44Speaker 1: they are going home? But not just going home. You
- 51:48Speaker 1: sound like Rob right now. Those odds are so high.
- 51:50Speaker 1: Because of PD, two people just went home. This is
- 51:52Speaker 1: the PD effect. Maggie and Kilby are going to go home.
- 51:55Speaker 3: In the words of Jeff Probst later on this episode,
- 51:59Speaker 3: you lose when you show up. Everyone loses this game.
- 52:03Speaker 1: Here's the thing. Because I declared the vengeance, it's going
- 52:08Speaker 1: to be bad. Okay. So they're going to go out
- 52:12Speaker 1: in a way that's kind of embarrassing. Or they're going
- 52:15Speaker 1: to get medevaced or something. All right. Let's speed run
- 52:18Speaker 1: this rest of the episode really quick. You think we should? Okay.
- 52:22Speaker 1: Because I wanted to do something at the end of
- 52:23Speaker 1: this episode. Or it goes on. Okay. And Jelly was
- 52:26Speaker 1: able to save her idol. Jelly said, I have an idol. Dude,
- 52:29Speaker 1: it was so weird. I think this sums up the
- 52:32Speaker 1: entire rest of the episode.
- 52:33Speaker 3: For some reason... They give Ori the same tribal council
- 52:38Speaker 3: as Cere on 50.
- 52:39Speaker 1: Before tribal, I have one question for you.
- 52:41Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 52:42Speaker 1: And that is that you were acting like you were
- 52:45Speaker 1: hopeful that there was a chance. I knew he was going. Okay,
- 52:47Speaker 1: so you were just being delusional. Yeah, I knew he
- 52:49Speaker 1: was going. I was hoping with all my heart that it.
- 52:51Speaker 3: Because it was so weird how blatantly obvious that they
- 52:54Speaker 3: treated it. And it was because they knew that they couldn't...
- 52:56Speaker 3: I mean, there was just three of them.
- 52:57Speaker 1: Because it was earlier in the episode, Jelly said she'll
- 52:59Speaker 1: never vote against Devin.
- 53:00Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 53:01Speaker 1: I mean, it was so... I got a little nervous when.
- 53:05Speaker 4: it seemed to work on Devin when, or he was like,
- 53:07Speaker 4: when are you going to start playing for yourself? Uh,
- 53:10Speaker 4: but like, I, I do think jelly had a good
- 53:13Speaker 4: enough handle to where if she even had a sniff.
- 53:17Speaker 3: That Devin was going to do it, she would have
- 53:19Speaker 3: played it.
- 53:19Speaker 1: Like she was so confident that it wasn't going to happen,
- 53:22Speaker 1: that she didn't play the ad.
- 53:23Speaker 3: It was like, it was one of those things where
- 53:24Speaker 3: it was so we didn't need to have, it was
- 53:28Speaker 3: a short tribal and it didn't even need to be
- 53:30Speaker 3: that long. Because it was just like Jeff at one
- 53:32Speaker 3: point even goes, so if it is Ori and the
- 53:34Speaker 3: shot in the dark doesn't hit. And there was just
- 53:36Speaker 3: like a part of me that was like this episode,
- 53:39Speaker 3: which has been pretty boring, could end up as an
- 53:41Speaker 3: all timer. If that fucking shot in the dark hits,
- 53:44Speaker 3: because that's just what they were building up to for
- 53:45Speaker 3: like 10 minutes was like the shot in the dark
- 53:47Speaker 3: has to work.
- 53:48Speaker 1: The shot in the dark has to work. That's all
- 53:49Speaker 1: he had left. And then it didn't.
- 53:51Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 53:51Speaker 1: I mean, there's something exciting in that, I guess, where
- 53:53Speaker 1: it's just like, because one day it'll hit again and
- 53:55Speaker 1: it'll be a really big. Yeah. Yeah. Um, So it happens. Anyway, who...
- 54:01Speaker 1: Let's wrap up with this. Yes.
- 54:02Speaker 3: If that's okay.
- 54:04Speaker 1: Okay. Do you got something? No, I'm just enjoying your
- 54:07Speaker 1: speed running. I agree with you. We've done enough. Yeah,
- 54:10Speaker 1: I agree with you. Who... Now that we're getting ready
- 54:14Speaker 1: to merge. We're merging next week.
- 54:16Speaker 3: Yes.
- 54:17Speaker 1: Pick your winner, but it can't be somebody on your team.
- 54:22Speaker 1: The winner of the whole season? The winner of the
- 54:23Speaker 1: whole season. Is it too late now to say Ori?
- 54:25Speaker 3: Because I'm... Missing more than your body.
- 54:31Speaker 1: His body's nuts. Yeah, dude.
- 54:32Speaker 3: What if I locked in and looked like that?
- 54:33Speaker 4: I actually am missing nothing about him aside from his body.
- 54:38Speaker 1: I thought... Hold on. Before we do Bran's speedrun game,
- 54:41Speaker 1: I do want to just defend Ori. Every time Ori
- 54:44Speaker 1: spoke at a tribal council, I thought he was giving
- 54:46Speaker 1: the smartest political answer. Ori's a cool guy. So sorry.
- 54:49Speaker 1: I just really like his body. I'm sorry that I...
- 54:52Speaker 1: I think he was really cerebral with how he approached
- 54:55Speaker 1: the tribal council's I mean, there's nothing he could do
- 54:58Speaker 1: about it this time. Sure. But the previous time. Who
- 55:01Speaker 1: do you think is winning, but it can't be somebody
- 55:05Speaker 1: on your team? I'll go first. Yes, please. I'm going
- 55:10Speaker 1: with Sharonda. That's a good one. Thank you.
- 55:13Speaker 4: I think Sharonda has really impressed me. Kind of one
- 55:18Speaker 4: of the things that really kind of pushed me over
- 55:21Speaker 4: with her this week was, even though I thought that
- 55:24Speaker 4: the whole thing with the ribs was dumb, But her
- 55:27Speaker 4: explaining how she wasn't going to talk first, she knows
- 55:32Speaker 4: Kristen enough to know that Kristen wants to feel like
- 55:35Speaker 4: the provider. So she's going to let Kristen say it
- 55:38Speaker 4: so that it's her idea. To me, she's very thoughtful
- 55:45Speaker 4: in just about every aspect of the game. But she's
- 55:48Speaker 4: understated enough to where no one really wants to get
- 55:50Speaker 4: rid of her.
- 55:51Speaker 1: She's not annoying anybody. And she's really smart. I think
- 55:55Speaker 1: Sharonda could win.
- 55:57Speaker 3: I've got one, and I think it might make me
- 55:59Speaker 3: sound crazy. What if Devin wins this season?
- 56:03Speaker 1: No way. You were so against him. I know. But
- 56:07Speaker 1: think of it.
- 56:08Speaker 3: Because this is what I've been thinking of edit-wise. Because
- 56:10Speaker 3: I was just looking at the list of players. You
- 56:12Speaker 3: are worthless.
- 56:13Speaker 1: Maybe Tanan. But then I was like, Tanan didn't really
- 56:15Speaker 1: get any confessionals at the beginning. She has so few.
- 56:18Speaker 1: I think she has nine total. Look at Devin, though.
- 56:20Speaker 3: Devin has the most confessionals, which PD made a good
- 56:24Speaker 3: point to me this morning about that.
- 56:25Speaker 1: I don't think it bodes well for him that he
- 56:27Speaker 1: has the most. But look at it.
- 56:29Speaker 3: He was the main villain for like the first two episodes.
- 56:31Speaker 3: Kind of dropped down for a little bit. He's been
- 56:34Speaker 3: one of the main characters on the disaster tribe when
- 56:36Speaker 3: they switched to three tribes. I mean, he's following the
- 56:39Speaker 3: similar arc of a new era winner. If he can
- 56:42Speaker 3: pull off not being too much at the merge.
- 56:44Speaker 1: Well, but so is Jelly then by that same argument.
- 56:47Speaker 1: I was about to say, that's my pick. Jelly. You
- 56:50Speaker 1: can't pick someone on your team. Jelly's not on my team.
- 56:53Speaker 1: Jelly is on Bran's team, and I think it's not
- 56:55Speaker 1: just because me and Jelly are going to hang out. Right.
- 56:59Speaker 1: It's because I think that now she has this kind
- 57:03Speaker 1: of like Aubrey-Brocco story arc that she can skyrocket from here,
- 57:08Speaker 1: from this super low point.
- 57:10Speaker 3: I actually think that it doesn't bode well for her.
- 57:12Speaker 3: I think that this episode leaning so much into Ori
- 57:14Speaker 3: being like, you have to play.
- 57:17Speaker 1: What do they keep saying? That was his one play.
- 57:19Speaker 1: That was the only thing that he could try to
- 57:22Speaker 1: drive a wedge between Devin and Jelly. Where he was like,
- 57:24Speaker 1: what are you going to do two, three votes from now?
- 57:26Speaker 1: He said to Devin, when are you going to play
- 57:29Speaker 1: for yourself? And he was trying to say that to
- 57:31Speaker 1: Jelly too, essentially. I don't know, man.
- 57:33Speaker 3: That was hard because I don't even know who I
- 57:35Speaker 3: think is going to win the whole season. Even if
- 57:37Speaker 3: I could pick someone on my team.
- 57:39Speaker 1: Here's my four front runners for winning. I would say Mike, Jelly,
- 57:47Speaker 1: sharonda tanan yeah i guess i don't see mike at
- 57:53Speaker 1: all i can see my i just think he's been
- 57:56Speaker 1: featured consistently.
- 57:58Speaker 3: Yeah and he's not like super heavily swayed one way
- 58:01Speaker 3: or the other right now.
- 58:03Speaker 1: Kristen's not even on your short list i think it's
- 58:06Speaker 1: the broken ankle thing that I think it's just too obvious.
- 58:11Speaker 1: The broken ankle, it doesn't, yeah. She's like obviously the
- 58:14Speaker 1: best player. I think I'm going to start calling that
- 58:16Speaker 1: Christian syndrome. She comes across like Captain America. And when
- 58:20Speaker 1: I say Christian, I don't mean this season's Christian. I
- 58:23Speaker 1: mean Hubicki. So I'm going to call it Hubicki syndrome. Yeah.
- 58:26Speaker 3: Where it's like, oh, that's so obviously the best player
- 58:28Speaker 3: on the season. No way she wins.
- 58:31Speaker 1: But maybe she does win. I mean, it would be
- 58:33Speaker 1: a pretty... I think she's going to be one of
- 58:35Speaker 1: the most popular winners ever. Oh, yeah.
- 58:38Speaker 3: She'd be a popular winner, but dare I say, it
- 58:40Speaker 3: would be kind of boring because it just seems obvious.
- 58:42Speaker 1: Well, I mean, we don't know how... There's nothing boring
- 58:44Speaker 1: about this. It couldn't be boring because for her to
- 58:46Speaker 1: get to that point, she has to rise all the
- 58:49Speaker 1: way to the top from the bottom. I'm embarrassed. I'm sorry.
- 58:52Speaker 4: I have Jelly, Carter, Kristen, Kilby left, and I feel
- 58:57Speaker 4: honestly like any one of those people could win.
- 59:00Speaker 1: Yeah. I would love to see Kilby go the distance.
- 59:04Speaker 1: That would be crazy.
- 59:05Speaker 4: Like on your team, PD, I wouldn't be surprised if Tanai.
- 59:10Speaker 4: or Sharonda won. I'd be pretty surprised if Devin won.
- 59:13Speaker 4: I'd be absolutely floored if Christian won.
- 59:15Speaker 1: Yeah, same.
- 59:16Speaker 4: Like Chase on your team, I don't think Lewis is
- 59:19Speaker 4: going to pull it out.
- 59:22Speaker 1: I couldn't see anybody on your team winning, Chase. Not
- 59:24Speaker 1: even Eric. Maggie. Well, I traded Eric away, so... I
- 59:30Speaker 1: don't know, man. Maybe Lewis.
- 59:32Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 59:33Speaker 1: If I'm being honest, I'm kind of rooting for Tanan.
- 59:36Speaker 3: But because she didn't get any confessionals in the second episode,
- 59:39Speaker 3: it would be weird.
- 59:41Speaker 1: But she's dope. She is great. I'd love to hear
- 59:43Speaker 1: more from her. I hope we do now that we've merged.
- 59:44Speaker 3: I don't even know who I'm rooting for, dude. Jelly
- 59:47Speaker 3: would be cool to see win. I feel like she's
- 59:50Speaker 3: had the most of like... I'm connected more emotionally to Jelly.
- 59:54Speaker 1: Sure. Especially after this week. And then last week, she
- 59:57Speaker 1: was also the pivotal vote. Or who was, no, no.
- 1:00:02Speaker 1: Wasn't Jelly Pivotal last episode, last week too? Or who
- 1:00:05Speaker 1: was that? Who went home on that tribe? I've already forgotten.
- 1:00:09Speaker 1: Linnea went home. Yeah, Linnea. So that was all Maggie,
- 1:00:12Speaker 1: never mind. No, no, no, there was double tribe. It
- 1:00:13Speaker 1: was the Dina.
- 1:00:14Speaker 3: Oh, that's right.
- 1:00:15Speaker 1: Alexis went home. Alexis, wasn't she pivotal in sending Alexis home? Yeah. Yeah,
- 1:00:20Speaker 1: I mean, they all. Yeah. Okay. I guess, I guess so.
- 1:00:24Speaker 1: I don't remember. And we forgot about that. I'm embarrassed.
- 1:00:27Speaker 1: It's okay. You are worthless. Yeah. After Chase says anything,
- 1:00:31Speaker 1: he follows it up with, I'm embarrassed. Yeah.
- 1:00:34Speaker 3: And then you guys are going to start doing that bit.
- 1:00:35Speaker 3: Then I'm going to be like, guys, I don't even
- 1:00:36Speaker 3: know if I like that bit.
- 1:00:37Speaker 1: That's funny. Oh, man. The reason we forgot about Alexis
- 1:00:43Speaker 1: getting sent home is because of the rocks thing. Because
- 1:00:45Speaker 1: that tribal was like a minute and a half long,
- 1:00:48Speaker 1: and then we go to The Rock's 30-minute segment. Right,
- 1:00:50Speaker 1: which is very exciting. This season, dude, needs to heat
- 1:00:54Speaker 1: up at the merge. But I think the tree tribes...
- 1:00:59Speaker 1: I'm Louis now. It took mass to the three tribes.
- 1:01:02Speaker 1: The three tribes, it brought it down for a couple weeks,
- 1:01:05Speaker 1: but the merge is going to pick things up again.
- 1:01:08Speaker 1: I mean, just from the preview for next week, it
- 1:01:10Speaker 1: looks like it's going to get so chaotic. We're going
- 1:01:11Speaker 1: to get fucking Brady and Devin on the same tribe.
- 1:01:14Speaker 1: I know Bran needs to get out of here, but
- 1:01:17Speaker 1: I know some people were calling this a boring episode,
- 1:01:19Speaker 1: but this is one of the casts where I just
- 1:01:22Speaker 1: like watching. I just like spending time with this cast.
- 1:01:26Speaker 1: That's a very good point.
- 1:01:27Speaker 3: And it's going to make later episodes hit harder that
- 1:01:29Speaker 3: we've spent time with them pre-merge like this. So I
- 1:01:32Speaker 3: agree with you 100%.
- 1:01:33Speaker 1: Great. All right, guys, let's get out of here. Hey,
- 1:01:36Speaker 1: a man went home.
- 1:01:37Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:01:37Speaker 1: A man went home.
- 1:01:39Speaker 3: Yeah, I wish that he didn't, though. God, I was
- 1:01:43Speaker 3: rooting for it to be Devin. I said a thing
- 1:01:46Speaker 3: where it was like, God, I hope that happens. It
- 1:01:49Speaker 3: would be so funny because that means Petey loses another player.
- 1:01:52Speaker 1: All right, we'll see you next week. Bye. You're about
- 1:01:56Speaker 1: to hear some ads that help keep the lights on
- 1:01:59Speaker 1: here in the old studio.
- 1:02:00Speaker 3: Thanks for listening or don't listen. It's really up to
- 1:02:05Speaker 3: you at this point. It's at the end of the show.
- 1:02:07Speaker 3: I mean, you're listening to me. Hi, but here they come.
- 1:02:11Speaker 3: I promise they're coming.
- 1:02:12Speaker 1: Yep. Here they are. Happy day.