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Payton's Predictions · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: What's the vibe today for horoscopes for Peyton's predictions?
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  Speaker 2: Well, it's Monday, so I'm letting you know what your
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  Speaker 2: go-to office attitude is based on your Zodiac sign. If
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  Speaker 2: it's your birthday today, you are a Libra, and you
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  Speaker 2: share a birthday with Sienna Spiro, Hilary Duff, Frankie Jonas,
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  Speaker 2: and Olivia Jade.
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  Speaker 1: I think we have a Libra on the line besides
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  Speaker 1: Kyle in the studio. Am I right, Trudy? Yes, I'm
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  Speaker 1: a Libra. All right.
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  Speaker 2: Awesome. How are you guys? Good.
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  Speaker 1: How are you? Good.
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  Speaker 3: Good.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Libras, I am letting you know what your attitude
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  Speaker 2: is when you get to work. You kind of hit
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  Speaker 2: them with the classic, I am so sorry for the delay.
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  Speaker 2: Things have just been crazy. When you actually saw the
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  Speaker 2: email last Friday afternoon and you chose to ignore it
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  Speaker 2: so you didn't have to make that decision.
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  Speaker 1: Sounds about right. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Oops.
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  Speaker 1: Uh-oh. Trudy, thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 3: Sounds about right.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, can I give a shout out to my son?
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  Speaker 3: It's actually his birthday today.
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  Speaker 1: Let's do it. What's his name?
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  Speaker 3: Happy birthday, Kiernan.
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  Speaker 1: Happy birthday.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks, Trudy. Thank you, guys.
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  Speaker 2: Bye.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, Holly. What's your sign?
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  Speaker 3: Aquarius.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Aquarius, the kind of attitude that you guys
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  Speaker 2: bring to work, you send a three-paragraph reply challenging the
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  Speaker 2: entire structure of a basic project because you refuse to
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  Speaker 2: follow a corporate template, which is going to leave your
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  Speaker 2: boss completely confused, exhausted, and thinking if they're going to
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  Speaker 2: fire you.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, well, okay. I kind of get that.
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  Speaker 1: But Hollywood plays always the best way.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like I think outside of the box way
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  Speaker 3: before anybody else.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go, girl.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Get them high.
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  Speaker 2: One thing.
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  Speaker 3: One quick question, John Jay. What happened with your nose?
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean my nose? What's wrong with it?
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  Speaker 1: What's wrong with your face?
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  Speaker 3: The skin thing. I had the same thing happen, so
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  Speaker 3: I wondered what happened with yours.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my nose?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you had that little... In, like, at your, you
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  Speaker 3: went to a dermatologist, you had something scraped or something.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, you're talking, you mean it was on the, I
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  Speaker 1: had one on the side of my face. They said
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  Speaker 1: it might be a, um.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, your face.
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  Speaker 1: The mose.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, okay.
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  Speaker 1: The mose thing.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I wanted to know.
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  Speaker 1: You had mose on your nose?
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 1: So what happened, so you know, I'm glad you had interesting,
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  Speaker 1: it's actually an interesting turnout. So they, they thought I
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  Speaker 1: had a something, right? You've had a. A basal cell.
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  Speaker 1: Basal cell, so they scraped it off.
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  Speaker 3: Yep, yep.
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  Speaker 1: And then I had a full body MRI and I
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  Speaker 1: had my whole body tested. This is six months later.
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  Speaker 1: Cause it's been, cause the doctor, my doctor said, wait
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  Speaker 1: for it to grow back. Cause I was like, I
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  Speaker 1: don't believe that I had whatever. And it's gone. I
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  Speaker 1: don't have it anymore. It's gone. And I think it
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  Speaker 1: has to do with, I did these things called NK
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  Speaker 1: cells in January and natural killer cells. And what they
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  Speaker 1: do is they eat cancer. And I think that's, I'm
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  Speaker 1: giving you the short version, but for anyone listening, you're curious,
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  Speaker 1: Google natural killer cells. And that's what I had.
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  Speaker 3: There's really not much you don't do.
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  Speaker 1: This is true. We're all kind of like, this is true.
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  Speaker 1: So it's gone. I don't have the glial scar coma
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  Speaker 1: or whatever the hell it was. Basal cell anemia. It's gone. Thanks. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So check it out. Google natural, natural killer cells. Thanks, Holly.
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  Speaker 3: All right, guys. Thanks.
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  Speaker 1: Bye. How about Pisces?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Rich, when it comes to you and your attitude
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  Speaker 2: at work, you will stare at a blank draft for
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  Speaker 2: 20 minutes trying to figure out how to say no
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  Speaker 2: without sounding mean. You have overthought the tone of every
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  Speaker 2: single period, and you end up adding like four unnecessary
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  Speaker 2: exclamation points and emojis so everyone thinks and knows that
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  Speaker 2: you're super sweet.
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  Speaker 1: All right. Well, hard to deny that. Yeah. You are
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  Speaker 1: super sweet. How about Leo's?
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  Speaker 2: I'm a Leo.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Leos.
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  Speaker 2: We will forward a task we could have easily done
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  Speaker 2: ourselves to like an intern or a co-worker with a
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  Speaker 2: caption of, can you just take the lead on this?
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  Speaker 2: Just so we can maintain the illusion that we only
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  Speaker 2: handle high-level strategy.
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  Speaker 1: Let's wrap up with the Virgos.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, John Jay, for you, the attitude that you bring
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  Speaker 2: to work, you will open up your email as soon
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  Speaker 2: as you clock in and immediately start micromanaging everyone else's timeline.
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  Speaker 2: You have pointed out three separate typos on a shared
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  Speaker 2: document before anyone else has even finished their first cup
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  Speaker 2: of coffee.
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  Speaker 1: Um, that happens at night before I go to bed.
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  Speaker 1: And first thing I do before I wake, when I
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  Speaker 1: wake up and first thing I do when I come
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  Speaker 1: in here. It sounds stressful. Yeah. Loosen up a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: If we didn't get to your sign that I'll post
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  Speaker 1: on our website, johnjainrich.com.