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Brandi & Julie "Adopt" a Baby and Real Housewives’ Ultimate Girls Trip · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 1: Woo, woo.
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  Speaker 3: Heather MacDonald.
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  Speaker 2: Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 3: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. I have some really
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  Speaker 3: exciting news. Our guests today are your favorites. We've been
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  Speaker 3: a throuple now going, oof, committed wise about four years.
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  Speaker 3: I'm here with Brandi Howard and Julie Goldman, stars of
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  Speaker 3: Dumb Gay Politics podcast and Patreon's dynamic comedic duo.
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  Speaker 2: And yesterday it came through.
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  Speaker 4: It did.
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  Speaker 3: It did. And we are the proud throuple parents of
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  Speaker 3: a beautiful little girl. My nip just took to a
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  Speaker 3: mouth like a duck to water. And I am just
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  Speaker 3: breastfeeding her right now. And the story was like any
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  Speaker 3: other adoption story that, you know, it's such a crazy story. route.
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  Speaker 2: Can you want to explain what happened, Julie?
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  Speaker 5: Well, it's a journey that we've all been, you know,
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  Speaker 5: cause you, you want to take your, um, commitment to
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  Speaker 5: the next level.
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  Speaker 6: Right.
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  Speaker 1: Cause we're not just a threeple, we're also a family.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And, um, well, basically what happened was I was at Target.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And, um, and as we know, we, you know, we
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  Speaker 5: enjoy watching also other families on Instagram enjoy their, uh, babies.
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  Speaker 3: Babies, you know, that, um, You know, all the struggles.
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  Speaker 2: The struggles.
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  Speaker 3: The struggles that you have waking up in the middle
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  Speaker 3: of the night. Yep.
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  Speaker 2: To a doll's cry. To a doll's cry.
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  Speaker 1: Yes. Feeding them. Taking them to Disneyland.
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  Speaker 2: Having to record a podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: During feeding hour.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Which is what's happening right here.
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  Speaker 1: I've got.
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  Speaker 3: our baby just on my nip right now and.
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  Speaker 5: It's incredible that she's taking to you and you know
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  Speaker 5: the thing is I was buying it I went to
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  Speaker 5: Target to get a hand mixer deodorant and face wash and.
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  Speaker 2: Came home as a mother you know three mothers and
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  Speaker 2: you know what we're so thankful for Sterling.
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  Speaker 3: And I love that name Sterling is a they them
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  Speaker 3: sure because we don't know we don't know we don't
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  Speaker 3: know and we're going to let Sterling decide.
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  Speaker 2: I mean you did already misgender her at the beginning Right.
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  Speaker 1: We're calling her a girl. So if she's a they,
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  Speaker 1: they are themselves. Okay.
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  Speaker 6: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 3: What I love about this doll that's available at Target
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  Speaker 3: is they know that this is a whole thing.
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  Speaker 2: Let me put my boob back. Girl. They know that
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  Speaker 2: it's a whole.
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  Speaker 3: Thing that's happening. That people are like, I want to
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  Speaker 3: pretend I'm a mom. Not when I'm five. Not when
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  Speaker 3: I'm seven.
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  Speaker 2: But when I'm 47.
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  Speaker 1: And... Let me hold the baby.
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  Speaker 2: Right now, we have to do the burping.
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  Speaker 1: Do the burping. Do the burping. Come on, pumpkin.
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  Speaker 2: Isn't she heavy?
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  Speaker 1: She is.
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  Speaker 3: She is the weight of a newborn. Like, as I
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  Speaker 3: was holding her, my arms started to get... And I
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  Speaker 3: was like, I need the little half-circle crescent pillow.
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  Speaker 1: But that's what you want.
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  Speaker 3: I need a breastfeeding pillow. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That's what you want. You want that.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm going to let you go. Stop. Stop.
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  Speaker 3: She has a little bit of a cold. There's actually
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  Speaker 3: a slight snot coming from her nose.
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  Speaker 2: Stop it.
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  Speaker 1: Okay?
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  Speaker 3: You're good.
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  Speaker 2: You're good. You're good. Watch the head. Watch the head.
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  Speaker 2: Her eyebrows are really... They came in. Her eyebrows.
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  Speaker 3: Now I'm going to do that lady's voice. Come on, Sterling.
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  Speaker 3: Say hi to your other mom. Why are you being
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  Speaker 3: such a fussy one? Why are you being fussy?
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Where's your older sister?
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  Speaker 2: Where is she?
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  Speaker 1: Do you see her?
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  Speaker 3: She had an accident last night. Now I have to
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  Speaker 3: change the sheets and put the mattress out for the
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  Speaker 3: whole neighborhood to see that she is a naughty bun. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: We have to replace her whole leg.
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  Speaker 2: That's what kills me about this.
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  Speaker 3: The fake moms is that they like, it's like the
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  Speaker 3: kids are bad. They're stressful. They're going through shit. And she's,
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  Speaker 3: she's just like, did you forget to do your, your
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  Speaker 3: assignment last night?
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  Speaker 2: My God, I didn't want to wake up at nine.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't want to go out to Michael's at 9
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  Speaker 3: PM to work on your project.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, come on, sleepyhead. It's so crazy.
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  Speaker 1: You know what's weird about it?
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  Speaker 5: It's like, well, you know, like when you're holding a microphone,
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  Speaker 5: even as a costume, you end up, and this will
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  Speaker 5: happen in Girl Strip, you end up talking into the
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  Speaker 5: microphone just to everyone because it's just.
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  Speaker 2: Even if it doesn't work.
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  Speaker 1: Even if it doesn't work. I do feel like I'm
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  Speaker 1: holding a baby. Yes, it's heavy. Like I'm now like,
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  Speaker 1: why am I doing this? I'm not even, I'm doing
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  Speaker 1: it on my own.
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  Speaker 3: It's natural.
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  Speaker 2: Can I ask you guys just real quick? It's really,
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  Speaker 2: it's an either or.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Were you a, listen... Julie wants to put it on
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  Speaker 2: her boobs so badly. No, she's got it while she's eating,
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  Speaker 2: so she has to burp. The fact that you are
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  Speaker 2: lactated naturally just when you saw Sterling.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Were you a Barbie or a baby doll kid?
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  Speaker 3: I actually was not that Barbie. That's why I did
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  Speaker 3: Barbies later in life. I always wanted to be the mom,
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  Speaker 3: like being the youngest of five. Like if a friend
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  Speaker 3: had like a younger sibling, I was like, I cannot
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  Speaker 3: believe you have a baby in a crib. Like this same,
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  Speaker 3: like amazing. So I liked the baby. I also wasn't
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  Speaker 3: a successful single mom. Like I had to go on
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  Speaker 3: the bus, like in my stories, I had to take
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  Speaker 3: the baby on a bus.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, you're a struggling single mom.
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  Speaker 2: I was a struggling single mom. Doesn't mean you weren't successful.
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  Speaker 1: Did it all for herself. You were like, did it.
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  Speaker 1: You struggled but overcame and you did it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Important announcement.
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  Speaker 3: I will be at Cobb's this Friday, October 2nd and Saturday,
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  Speaker 3: October 3rd at Cobb's Comedy Club. Two shows a night,
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  Speaker 3: an early one and a nine o'clock one. So please
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  Speaker 3: get your tickets at heathermcdolland.net. Then Desert Ridge, October 9th
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  Speaker 3: and 10th. And everything is at heathermcdolland.net. San Diego, November
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  Speaker 3: 14th with Chris Frangio.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: My parents went to buy a home. And of course,
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  Speaker 2: being the wealthy individuals that we were, it was a
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  Speaker 2: track home. And you had a choice of four models.
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  Speaker 2: So you'd go in the four. And the one that
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  Speaker 2: I ultimately made them get, which is of course the
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  Speaker 2: most expensive one, I just felt it as a child,
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  Speaker 2: but it had a nursery and it had a crib.
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  Speaker 2: And I don't know if I thought It was just
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  Speaker 2: a staged house. That was going in.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't even, it wasn't even, it was just a model.
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  Speaker 2: It was like fake.
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  Speaker 6: I did.
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  Speaker 2: I think a baby came with it. Did I think
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  Speaker 2: a crib came with it? I, you know, I would
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  Speaker 2: do Barbies and I'd probably be like a little pervy
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  Speaker 2: with the Barbies and I'd always cut their hair and
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  Speaker 2: they were always fucking for two seconds. You're like, Hey,
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  Speaker 2: sexy or whatever. But then you lose interest. I was
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  Speaker 2: always doing like baby dolls.
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  Speaker 3: Always. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Now, Julie, you're going to say you did He-Man.
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  Speaker 1: Or what are you going to say?
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  Speaker 5: I mean, it's pretty cliche, but I did like Weeble
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  Speaker 5: Wobbles and, you know, Matchbox Cars.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't do dolls. I did everything but that.
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  Speaker 2: But this feels so natural to you.
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  Speaker 3: Look.
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  Speaker 1: Babies love me like cats.
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  Speaker 2: Look at how you're patting.
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  Speaker 1: I would be a good dad.
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  Speaker 3: Listen, we have got to get back to work.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm sorry. but you're just going to, no one's
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  Speaker 2: holding the head. That's fine.
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  Speaker 4: Good.
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  Speaker 2: Hopefully she's really good. She's going to sit there. Sterling.
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  Speaker 1: We'll see you.
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  Speaker 2: That's what she used to.
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  Speaker 7: Do with you.
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  Speaker 2: Good.
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  Speaker 3: Um, let's hop into like a juicy topic. Then we
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  Speaker 3: get into some more personal stuff. Cause we have other
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  Speaker 3: personal stuff that we want to share with you guys.
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  Speaker 1: It's very exciting.
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  Speaker 3: Um, this is a story for Julie and I saved it.
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  Speaker 3: It happened last week. I don't know if you guys
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  Speaker 3: heard about it, but it is true. There is a
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  Speaker 3: lesbian bar.
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  Speaker 1: There's still a lesbian bar?
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  Speaker 2: There is.
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe that.
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  Speaker 2: Well, they have been struggling for years.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, because that might be the last one.
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  Speaker 3: In fact, the owner has to live in her car
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  Speaker 3: just to keep this open. But one of the things
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  Speaker 3: that made this lesbian bar, you know, keep its patrons
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  Speaker 3: is it had a strict policy that you had to
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  Speaker 3: wear a What do you call it?
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  Speaker 2: Not a lot. No, but what's the most extreme? N9.
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  Speaker 3: An N9 face mask to enter.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, for COVID?
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  Speaker 2: No, it's happening now.
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  Speaker 3: You still, every night, everybody that goes to this bar
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  Speaker 3: has to wear a N95 mask, okay?
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  Speaker 1: So the whole night?
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  Speaker 2: The whole night.
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  Speaker 3: Everybody, any night, every night.
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  Speaker 1: That is so embarrassing.
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  Speaker 3: Because I guess, okay, so then.
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  Speaker 2: I just need to interject.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: This is going to be a journey, a very wonderful,
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  Speaker 2: beautiful journey. It's gonna be a pronoun hell. It's going
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  Speaker 2: to be a pronoun landmine, one in which we've all
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  Speaker 2: never experienced. So let's just go into it knowing we
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  Speaker 2: don't know, we're meeting these people for the first time,
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  Speaker 2: you know, if you go by the pronoun it or it's.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just going by she.
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  Speaker 1: We're out of nowhere.
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  Speaker 2: Lesbian.
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  Speaker 6: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: That's what we're going to do.
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  Speaker 3: So the woman who owns it, who has to live
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  Speaker 3: in her car because she can barely keep it open, decides, hey,
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  Speaker 3: on Saturday night, we're going to have.
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  Speaker 2: Nine, what is it again?
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  Speaker 3: 95, N95 mask optional night.
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  Speaker 2: Well, let me just say, when it first opened, and
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  Speaker 2: this is 2025, okay? This wasn't 2020. This opened in 2025?
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: It's two hours from Boston. Where is it?
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  Speaker 2: Two hours from Greenville, Greenwich, Green, Green, Green something.
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  Speaker 8: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 1: So it's in Western Mass.
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  Speaker 2: She said, I'm going to, it was three, it was not,
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  Speaker 2: they said, there was three of, three owners. They decided
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  Speaker 2: they were going to do a bar that was open
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  Speaker 2: five nights a week or whatever. And that it was
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  Speaker 2: supposed to be for immunocompromised people. Lesbians. It's a lesbian bar.
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  Speaker 3: However, um, So how many people are that ill that
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  Speaker 3: want to go get fresh pussy every night? I mean, like,
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  Speaker 3: like if you're that worried about like germs, I don't
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  Speaker 3: think I should be meeting strangers in a bar and
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  Speaker 3: drinking alcohol.
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  Speaker 2: Heather brings up a great point. If you hear, and
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  Speaker 2: here it is, if you can't walk into a bar
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  Speaker 2: without wearing a mask, how can you munch box?
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  Speaker 1: Right. Mask free.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Cause now you're going into heaven. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's dirty in heaven. It's got a lot of game.
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  Speaker 2: So basically, right.
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  Speaker 1: Now we're doing it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. So it was five nights a week.
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  Speaker 1: And, M or N?
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  Speaker 2: N95. N95.
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  Speaker 3: The kind that like fucks up your face, like leaves.
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  Speaker 2: A mark under your face. It's got like a- It's
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  Speaker 2: not even going to look good. Once you find, you know,
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  Speaker 2: and then when the girl's going.
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  Speaker 3: Down on you, you look down and it's still like creased,
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  Speaker 3: you know, from, yeah, it's creased.
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  Speaker 1: It's also a pussy eating palace. Like it's become like
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  Speaker 1: a place you just go in there and you just
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  Speaker 1: do it in there.
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  Speaker 2: So the thing was for everyone immunocompromised, it was for,
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  Speaker 2: it was accessibility, it was all the things. Heather's jumping too.
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  Speaker 2: It was obviously going bankrupt. Right. Because who's having fun?
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  Speaker 3: No one.
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  Speaker 2: And so they suggested.
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  Speaker 3: They said, hey, we're going to just change it to
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  Speaker 3: a mask optional venue just one night a week.
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  Speaker 2: Just one night a week.
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  Speaker 3: And the people went insane.
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  Speaker 7: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: They were like, how dare you? And this is you're
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  Speaker 3: an ableist and I'm on disability and I can't work.
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  Speaker 3: And it's the one place I felt comfortable going. And
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  Speaker 3: you're taking it away from us to open it up
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  Speaker 3: to ableists who don't care about the disabled. And it
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  Speaker 3: was just this huge thing. And other people were like, hey,
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  Speaker 3: I get it. You know, they had this was their
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  Speaker 3: one place. But the woman who's working seven days a week.
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  Speaker 2: In a mask.
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  Speaker 3: And living in her car was like, maybe I could
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  Speaker 3: get four to five other people that don't want to
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  Speaker 3: wear a mask to buy a screwdriver.
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  Speaker 2: Like what the hell? How many tequila sunrises are you
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  Speaker 2: really getting down with the huge thing with the breathing hole?
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  Speaker 2: Are you putting a straw up the mask? Like, I mean, it, They,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how it ended.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Here's how it goes. Okay. It went, they went up.
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  Speaker 3: I was watching all last week and I was seeing
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  Speaker 3: the people that were angry. I saw the people mocking it.
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  Speaker 3: I saw the people that were like, just like me,
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  Speaker 3: like confused. And it just kept popping up and it
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  Speaker 3: was just fascinating, you know, to.
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  Speaker 2: See these people. It's actually truly unbelievable and has been
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  Speaker 2: kept out of Julie's algorithm. I think because perhaps Mark Zuckerberg.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Someone has like done a like secret 5150 or whatever
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  Speaker 2: the thing is. And like, she might actually like lose
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  Speaker 2: her life. So basically they, they all went up in arms. Meanwhile,
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  Speaker 2: we're assuming it's five, six people. Cause she's going bankrupt.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Two other owners have disappeared.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Um, then they have a community.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: The first thing is They go, they release an Instagram post.
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  Speaker 2: They go, hey, all of our disabled queens, we are,
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  Speaker 2: we are, we're going to, we have to, we're struggling financially.
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  Speaker 2: And it's not.
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  Speaker 1: Audio, okay?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's written text.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: You know, the chestnut on the. Yeah, yeah. So we're
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  Speaker 2: going to go to, we're going to go to one
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  Speaker 2: night a week. But of course it was Saturday and
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  Speaker 2: I could concur. Maybe don't do the best. Night of
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  Speaker 2: the week.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, especially when you're, you know, that sick, that's
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  Speaker 3: the night that you reserve to party in a mask,
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  Speaker 3: I guess.
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  Speaker 2: You're working from home every other day of the week.
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  Speaker 2: Like make the non-mask night Wednesday. So they said, we're
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  Speaker 2: going to do Saturdays one. And they had consulted the
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  Speaker 2: like LGBTQ, like chamber of commerce.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: How can we survive? Because I'm living in my truck.
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  Speaker 2: The other two owners have disappeared. I'm day to day.
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  Speaker 2: I'm carrying ice buckets. They said, do Saturday, no masks.
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  Speaker 2: How are you going to hook up with someone in
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  Speaker 2: a mask, by the way? I thought people are so hot.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, whoa, that was a mistake.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know how many bad Halloweens I had before
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  Speaker 3: I was married? Thinking that I was like going to
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  Speaker 3: meet this hot guy that was like Wolverine or something.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 15:12
  Speaker 3: And then, you know, they take off the mask and
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: the eye is like, Going sideways and you're like, now
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: you're on this awkward date with someone that you made
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: out with all night.
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: Same thing.
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: It's a major catfish night. Girls are wearing wigs and
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  Speaker 3: costumes and corsets.
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: And I have found love in the club with many
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: a man with a hat on as a child, as
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: a young adult.
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: I hope you weren't in a club as a child.
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: No, I was a young adult, but I consider that children.
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 15:41
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• 18:01
  Speaker 2: So they consult the LGBTQ Chamber of Commerce. They say
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: have one night. The night is Saturday. They announce, hey,
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: our disabled queens, No, we're going to do no mass
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: night on Saturday. We're so sorry. But every other night
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: of the week where we're making seven cents on our,
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: you know, mojitos is there for you. Because they're immunocompromised. They're,
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: you know, whatever, they have disabilities, whatever it is. They
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: go freak out, like you said.
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: They then, the owners are the one from the truck.
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: I just want to side note here. One of the
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: owners who stepped to the back did go to clown school.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: So that's a whole other thing where that person.
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was another career that didn't work out.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: Go on. How hard is it to become a clown?
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: I think quite hard. So she apologizes for the apology video,
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: which is text, remember?
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: They then attack her because she didn't make the text
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: accessible for people who.
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: That are blind.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, couldn't... So you're apologizing to- People who can see.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: You're apologizing to disabled people, but you're not making the
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: post disability friendly.
• 19:21
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: So that happens. So then this poor broken down person
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: holds a community gathering, which is half virtual and half
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: in person. And I'm thinking, you can't even get six
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: people at the club in a night at the bar,
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: but now we've got however many people at this gathering. Yeah.
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: One of the wonderful, most wonderful parts of the gathering,
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: while this person cried, this owner, I think her name
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: might be Meredith something. their name. Somebody went on afterward
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: and said, you know what? It was white, they, them tears. Wait,
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: you guys.
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: They're criticizing the people that were, because the person who
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: lives in her truck who wanted to let a couple
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: people have a drink without a N95 mask on happened
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: to also be a white person.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: They were weaponizing their white they them tears.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: Okay. So it doesn't stop. It's incredible. So everyone is furious.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: Not only about the post that you didn't make accessible
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: for the visually impaired. Now we've got white they them tears.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: And where we're at now is that a UTA represents...
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: UTA the agent? Yes. Okay. Somehow represents... Oh, the article
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: came out in the Washington Post or the New York Times.
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: UTA represents that paper for their film rights. Okay. So
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: now we are at this whole story being now adapted,
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: whether it be... a scripted or of course a Netflix
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: doc that will come immediately where you sit in the chair. Um,
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: immediately they've already adapted these rights to UTA.
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: I honestly don't think there's enough there for a movie
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: or a show, maybe a one-off Hulu half an hour
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: impact thing, but that's about it because it's like, you know.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: Okay, tell me what you think.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: Okay. I'm really going to try and, Keep it together.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 21:28
  Speaker 5: So, first of all, I want to say, I am
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: from Massachusetts. I'm assuming this is in Western Mass. I'm
• 21:32
  Speaker 5: not sure if it says where it is. That means
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: that Western Massachusetts probably has the highest percentage of lesbians
• 21:39
  Speaker 5: in the entire state.
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: I never knew that.
• 21:41
  Speaker 5: That's North Hampton, that's Smith College, that's UMass Amherst.
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: All the traditionally women college only.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: Are Western Massachusetts.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, good to know.
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: And North Hampton particularly is probably, I would say probably
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: in the United States, it's just like a lesbian city.
• 21:59
  Speaker 5: So with that said, in the course of the last
• 22:04
  Speaker 5: 10 years alone, Lesbian bars in general have all disappeared.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: They have all closed. We can't make money. Lesbians are
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: not historically the ones to go out. They don't have fun.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: They're annoying.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: They like to stay home and wash their different animals.
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: Meanwhile, gay bars thriving.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: Gay bars thriving. Gay men. Gay men go out. They party.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: They do drugs. They have sex indiscriminately. They have jobs.
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: They make money.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: That's right.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: They're alcoholics. All of it said with all love.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: Lesbians, as we know, and listen, and I'm going to
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: stand by everything I say here. You know, lesbians are,
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: as women, nesting, girlfriends, home life.
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: Building furniture at home on a Tuesday night.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: Creating duct tape from scratch. Just doing all of the things.
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:52
  Speaker 5: But of course, there's been lesbian bars and people have
• 22:54
  Speaker 5: gone to them. But they have, there's really none left.
• 22:58
  Speaker 5: So to hear that this was even there was exciting.
• 23:00
  Speaker 5: Now to hear that, of course, the lesbian community, which
• 23:03
  Speaker 5: is also historically loves to sabotage themselves and love.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: To destroy their own lives.
• 23:09
  Speaker 5: So, And, of course, we have to take down whether,
• 23:13
  Speaker 5: I don't know what their pronouns are or whatever, but
• 23:15
  Speaker 5: I'm just going to go with being a woman. This woman,
• 23:18
  Speaker 5: and maybe there were three of them, who tried to
• 23:20
  Speaker 5: do something in the community and tried.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: To do a lesbian bar where there are none of.
• 23:25
  Speaker 5: And, of course, it needed to be completely and absolutely destroyed.
• 23:28
  Speaker 5: And I just want to say, ableist, disabled, not disabled, whatever.
• 23:33
  Speaker 5: have some fucking like great grit. What's you know, great
• 23:38
  Speaker 5: gratitude that these people tried to put a bar together.
• 23:41
  Speaker 5: Two of them are gone and one lives in her truck.
• 23:44
  Speaker 5: What you should be doing is giving her money to
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: keep the bar going. But instead what you're doing is
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: calling her names and doing all this bullshit because you
• 23:51
  Speaker 5: can't stand for one second to like, I don't even know.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: You can't stand for what to have.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm going to, I'm manifesting mama. I'm manifesting.
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: That if this is a documentary where you need a commentator, hello,
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: please call Bostonian, Massachusetts, lesbianism.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: That's right.
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: She does wear glasses.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: I do.
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: So she's not completely abled.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: You know what?
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: You probably couldn't have read the post.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: I probably couldn't.
• 24:19
  Speaker 9: But also, you get one night where you're wearing a mask.
• 24:23
  Speaker 9: You should be grateful for just having one night where
• 24:25
  Speaker 9: you get to all go have an immuno party. This
• 24:28
  Speaker 9: is where people say they're going to move on. It's
• 24:31
  Speaker 9: just the entitlement of people today.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: It's unreal.
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: Everyone feels they're totally entitled to have something that isn't
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: theirs to have.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: It's a private establishment.
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: Like, it's, you know, it's one thing if it was
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: the park down the street and you're like, fuck, you know,
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: it's so disgusting.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: I can't even walk my kid. Yeah, I think you
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: can gripe about that. That's your park.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: That's your tax dollars. This is just someone else's business
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: that wants to change it. Like, too fucking bad. You
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: do have a right to complain, but... You sound like
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: an entitled.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: Yes, you all sound like entitled fucking assholes.
• 25:01
  Speaker 5: Every single one of you. And I'm looking at you.
• 25:03
  Speaker 5: How dare you try and take a lesbian bar down.
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: Take a lesbian bar down. They don't exist. We have
• 25:08
  Speaker 5: nothing now. Lesbians have zero. And we have fought tooth
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: and nail for years and years and years just to
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: keep what we have.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: And you want to take it down? Give the bitch
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: some money. Keep the bar open. Make it for.
• 25:19
  Speaker 5: Every lesbian-identified whatever on the planet, have it be the place.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: You get one night. That's what you get. You get
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: one night where you can wear your masks and.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: Fucking be blind. Yeah, I don't know why they wouldn't
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: do it the other way around. Have it all be regular.
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: And then the one night, that's your night.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: You can't survive on that.
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: Ask all the people that are autoimmune and go, okay,
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: I'm going to vote. What is the one night you'd
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: come and wear this mask? And 95 masks.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: It's Wednesday.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: Fine. Fine.
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: Wednesday night is mask night. And every other night is
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: free pussy night.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: And then Wednesday would pop off because they all have
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: to come on the one night.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: You get one night, one night a week. And make
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: it splashy. Make it fun. Let's have fun.
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: Maybe they're the ableist because they don't even want to
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: hang out with the most disabled people that go to
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: the bar.
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: You're being prejudiced. You're being prejudiced that you don't want
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: to hang out with other people who can walk.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: May I say as the ending of this, as very
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: liberal Democrat women, this is why people hate fucking Democrats.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: That is true.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: Let's not get too political, Leslie's.
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: Let's talk about the Real Housewives of Ultimate Girl Trip.
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: I think this last episode, which you hopefully have seen
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: by now.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: We've seen three times.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: That's why I wanted to wait until.
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: Thursday because it is literally... I think this should be
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: an Emmy-nominated episode. Yes.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: They have a Halloween party.
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: It's so many housewives from all the different franchises in
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: New York. And it isn't Halloween, but that's the theme.
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: And Luann's in charge of it because she's New York
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: and she's doing a Halloween thing. I'm also like, do
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: we not remember when you came as Diana Ross? Like
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: I would not want people to remember that I kind
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: of fucked up Halloween one year.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: Wasn't that, according to Dorinda, the most iconic episode ever?
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: So they have this thing. There are so many funny
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: things in this and amazing. So Dorinda shows up and
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: she wears, when she wore this costume to some other party,
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: and it was based on a performance that Lady Gaga
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: did once. on one night of one episode of Saturday
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: Night Live. So it wasn't her iconic VMAs from 2009,
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: where blood's coming, paparazzi. No, it was, and she puts
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: on this wig, and Jessel, who, you know, I don't
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: know what her deal is from New York, but she's
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: just like a bitch, and she's like, what are you?
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: What is this outfit?
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: And she's like, yes, you know, it's the most iconic
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: scene in all of Real Housewives, the most iconic scene.
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: And she's like, I don't know what you're talking about.
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: I'm Lady Gaga from Saturday Night Live 2014.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: So you're repeating the outfit. You're repeating the, who'd repeat
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: an outfit? It's the most iconic.
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: How do these kids not know it? That's where it
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: starts out. And it's so funny because being that this
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: is a 20 year anniversary and there's these new chicks
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: that are millennials and they're on the show and they're like, No,
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: I don't remember your stupid weird line from 2010. I
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: don't remember every housewife. Chanel comes and she's like, I
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: didn't know. Yeah, Chanel is from Dubai. And she's like,
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: You know, Ramona was there getting really mad at you.
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: And she's like, that's not Ramona, that's Dorinda. So the
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: fact that they don't.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: That was amazing.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: But also they're in costumes.
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: So that's confusing too.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: And also that the costume was from NSL.
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: NSL.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: No, she kept saying NSL.
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: Who did?
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: Dorinda.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: Oh, she did?
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: Yes, she kept saying, it's not from NSL.
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: Oh, she was so drunk. When they flashed back, it
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: was pre-Dorinda facelift. So she looks about 10 years older.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: She's wasted.
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: And also, why would you want to, I mean, personally,
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: if I had an episode, even if it was ironic
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: and it was me really drunk or my voice where
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: I like, you know, like sounds like I would not
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: want to draw attention to it. I'd want to be
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: something else. Who wants a flashback to her with like
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: the smeared lipstick and be like, we got the designer.
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: It's Bob Mackie from NSL. He did it just like
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: he did for Cher. And for, you know, even Richard
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: liked it. Richard's balloon came in yesterday while they were
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: putting the bubbles on me.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: Old Richard.
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: And that, that, and, one cares, but that episode was
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: iconic because Bethany, because Carol was pretending she didn't smoke
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: as fucking Amelia Earhart, but she was smoking. And then
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: Bethany and Ramona got into this huge fight because Bethany
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: bought a house in the Hamptons that was apparently next
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: door on the same street as that Rose... There's a
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: very famous Rose bar hotel. And Ramona's like, well, that's
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: just on a highway. And they were having like- You
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: know what? You know what?
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: I know a lot of things about real estate.
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: It's kind of on a busy highway. It's not only
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: that great.
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: You don't want to be.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: Next to a hotel guest. You want to be with.
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: People who have their house all year round. And so
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: I'm not just saying, I know a lot about real estate.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: Exactly. Just being a friend. And Bethany was like- I've
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: owned since 1992.
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: And that was it.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: Hey, Ramona wasn't there last night.
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: No.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: And that sucked. And who else wasn't? Oh, Sonia.
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: You know what I think?
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: I don't think they offered them enough money because she
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: said Sonia won't show up unless she gets 5K.
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: She said that?
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: She said that in one of the episodes. So she's like,
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: so I think they were filming their show in Palm
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: Beach and they were just like, we don't need to
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: show up to a party.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah. You know? And so, yeah, I'm not, well, who
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: am I doing it for?
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: And if they're not doing it for Luann and they
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: don't feel like they're getting paid.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: Um, what do you think they got? 2,500 or anyone?
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: I mean, I could find out, but cause Jill went,
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: I would assume they got thousand.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: No, I don't know.
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: I think they maybe got accommodations or a flight, but
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: I don't know that they got paid. I think each
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: person is different.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: Paid in hydration, paid for your thirst. I think, Hey,
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: it's a production. It's a TV show. It's not a,
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: it's not a union.
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: It's not, you know, everyone makes minimum wage. So it's like, yeah,
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: do I think they pay Nene to show up in
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: Atlanta and do a whole thing?
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they paid her.
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: You know, but they were probably like, hey, we don't
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: need Ramona and Sonia. Like we've got so many other
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: people coming to this party and we have so much
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: going on. Like production was probably like, hey, if you
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: want to come, great.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: If you don't, fine.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: They probably didn't even offer accommodations for New York because
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: it was local. Right. So they're like, you're either here
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: and they're like, no, we live in.
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: Palm Beach.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: Palm Beach. I know that if they said, Julie and Brandy,
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: do you guys want to come to the tip of
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: South America? What's it called?
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: Ushuaia.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: What's the one that makes the fleeces?
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: Patagonia.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: Patagonia. Yeah. And we'd be like, oh, what do we
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: get out of it? Oh, nothing. You just get to
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: be on for 10 seconds. We'd be like, See you there.
• 32:13
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: What day?
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: No, we can make that work. Yeah. It's the date
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: you're having your child. No, we can get on a plane.
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  Speaker 1: A hundred percent.
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• 32:30
  Speaker 3: Jill, I talked about it with Jill before she went
• 32:33
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• 32:36
  Speaker 2: That's all I'm going to say.
• 32:37
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• 32:40
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• 32:42
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• 32:44
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• 32:46
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  Speaker 1: I'm heading to the Emmys, and I have police complaints
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• 34:54
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• 35:07
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• 35:21
  Speaker 3: Like, you know, because Erin from Real Housewives of New
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: York knew she came as Jessica Rabbit and you could
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: not recognize her at all. It was kind of crazy.
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: She looked so different.
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: She didn't look like her own self and she did
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: not look like Jessica Rabbit. I thought she was Wonder Woman.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: I mean, I think.
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought she.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: I was just like, who is that and what are they?
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: I thought she was like someone from RuPaul's Drag Race.
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: I thought it was like a really attractive person.
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: It was crazy. And then nobody knew who she was
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: or what she.
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: And then they're all like... You know, they're not fans
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: like us. Like, they don't know all the different franchises,
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: all the different episodes. So they're constantly like offending each other.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: Constantly offending each other.
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: For not being like ridiculous fans.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like you don't know me.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: It's like so funny. You don't know who I am.
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: But why wouldn't you... At least, let's say, you're not
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: going to watch Atlanta, let's say, or Potomac, or everybody
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: watches Beverly Hills. You're not going to watch OC. You're
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: not going to watch Rhode Island. You're not going to,
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: you know, watch the old DC.
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: So good. Dallas. Right. You're not going to watch any
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: of those.
• 36:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: They totally even, they completely ignored Dallas.
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: They didn't even include him in anything.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: Dallas was great.
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: We have watched them all, but I'm saying if I'm
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: cast on Roni, I'm not, maybe I don't watch any
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: of those cause I don't have time because if you
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: even just think about Atlanta, the, The length of time
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: of Atlanta, I mean, the history there, you really have
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: to commit. But you should at least watch all the
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: episodes of Real Housewives of New York, beginning to end.
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: It's the best one. There's no excuse. Jessel, is it
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: Jessel or Jessup?
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: Jessel.
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: Jessel. There's no excuse that you wouldn't know every episode
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: of New York Housewives, which is riveting backwards and forwards.
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: You don't have to watch any other franchise, but you
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: should watch your own. That's like getting cast on fucking...
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: Game of Thrones and going, you know what? I just
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: didn't even watch the other ones. I think I'm a
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: dragon slayer. I might be just doing something.
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: So that is really bothering everybody. So now we start
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: with the show and they, and you know.
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: Luann's there. She's a pirate.
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: She brings her boyfriend. Oh, And she's like, here we go.
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: And they had this hypnotist guy come, which was honestly
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: kind of cool. Like, that was kind of crazy how
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: he did this thing. And he makes Lou levitate. Now,
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: I think there must have been an invisible string or something. Obviously,
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: he didn't make her really levitate. So she knew she
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: was going to levitate.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: And she's like, where's Portia? She didn't see me levitate.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: Where is Portia? She's two hours late.
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: And Portia was like, hey, just trying to find her stuff.
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: She gets her outfit together.
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: And then she's showing that she's in now a cab,
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: still an hour late, but she probably would have only
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: been like an hour and 15 had there wasn't some
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: crazy thing happening in the streets of New York. It's
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: snowing out. And she gets out and she's walking in
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: her heels and her weird outfit all the way down
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: to get there. And then Luann is just so mad.
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: Where's Portia? Where's Portia? Where's Portia?
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: And I'm kind of like, I thought that was weird. Like,
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: why do you care if one girl's not there? There's 17,000
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: other housewives there. Like, I don't know if that was
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: producers pushing out for drama or reminding her because it
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: wasn't like she needed Portia to do something in the show.
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: She wasn't the singer of the night or something.
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: So I thought that was like a little contrived.
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: But then, so then she starts talking and she's bringing
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: out her her book from when she started to do
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: cabaret in 2018. And she's saying different things and, um,
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: and it's going on for like 27, it's like a
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: 27 minute set.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: Well, apparently it's 33 minutes since 25 seconds. I mean,
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: it went 33 minutes.
• 38:57
  Speaker 5: I believe it was, I think, yeah, I think it
• 38:59
  Speaker 5: was over 30, at least over 30, if not 33
• 39:02
  Speaker 5: to 36 minutes.
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: And they're all bored.
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: They're probably all in uncomfortable shoes like you are on Halloween.
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: And they're just like, Oh my God, again, When can
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: we do the fake dancing and get the mic pack
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: off of our back so we can, as Vicki said,
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: I'd like to get in my bed, I'd like to
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: put some really good lotion on, and get all in
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: my bed and go to sleep.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: Who are these people?
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: They don't work. Why is everyone singing? And remember she said,
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: I don't have a talent, but I just want Luann
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: to stop singing.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: You have to do it.
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she did a ranting. So then they do a
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: talent show. Finally, she stops talking.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: And can you imagine 36 minutes go by of like,
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: we're women living out loud. Okay, next. And then going on.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: Then all of the thing. And then, and Kyle, they
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: might not have your back, but.
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: I'll have your back. Yeah, I know. And she had
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: to read those lines.
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: Read them. Then she was like, Kyle, they may not
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: have your back, but I will have your back.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: Giselle.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, now that got.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: Hold on.
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: Giselle. I don't know.
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: Anyway, Giselle, you're my roommate. I would also like to
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: talk to.
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: Vicky yes.
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: Vicky everybody could use life insurance and it's just like
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: it was really interesting because they're all such narcissists and
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: such you know wanting the stars and everything So just
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: like the Real Housewives girl said, you know, Heather Dubrow
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: always walks in front and she always wants to be
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: in the middle. It's like so funny that they're all
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: saying like, do you want to be in the middle?
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: Now, as someone, I can be in the middle and
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: I can be on this side.
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: You mean just left or right?
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: I cannot be on the other side.
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: Just left or right in the middle.
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: I have to be right in the middle with the
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: right leg out and this part of my hair. Yes.
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: Or I can be in the middle. I cannot be
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: on the other end.
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: This is not going to happen. Can I tell you
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: something though? What? When I get put on the other end.
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: And my side, good side is the same as your
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: good side. So I don't care if it's a line
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: of six people. Yeah, but you're prettier than I am.
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: That's not true. Okay, whatever. Edit that out. There's a
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: line of six people and I'm on this side. I'll
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: just go like blatantly. I'll go, and if Julie's next
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: to me, I actually don't care who's next to me.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: I literally will.
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: This is my good side. Like Heather, I'll go like this.
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: I'm on the end, this end. And I'll be like,
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: just put your hand like on my waist. And I'll
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: be like, oh yeah, that is a good idea. You
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: know what I mean? I face my side out.
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: I don't care where I am.
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: So Luann is also a big girl and I've got
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: my hat on. I normally wear a fedora because that's
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: a cabaret thing. But right now I've got my pirate
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: outfit on and it's time to take the photo. And
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: she comes out and she's like, oh, and they all
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: just are like, no, like you cannot get in the
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: front spread out.
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: The hat's covering, you know, some girl.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: In the front. It was also after a little bit
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: of fighting. It was completely awkward.
• 42:07
  Speaker 5: She then, after the 36 minutes and calling everyone out,
• 42:10
  Speaker 5: made an announcement and went, are you ready?
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: Are you ready? And then called people out.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: For talking. For talking. Who's talking?
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: Who's talking? And then they went to do the picture.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: They all stood.
• 42:25
  Speaker 5: And then she came from, like, from wherever and descended
• 42:29
  Speaker 5: into the middle.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: And that's when everyone went.
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: Insane yeah because they're like you've made us suffer this
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: wasn't fun we weren't able to talk to each other
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: and have fun things this one is killed me so
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: she brought her hot boyfriend but because he's a pirate
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: they put eyeliner he put eyeliner on himself and throughout
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: this whole night he just looks miserable because the black
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: eyeliner he's just and he's just looking at Lou like
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: oh Because she's like, can you believe it?
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: Torsha's not here. She's two hours late. They don't even
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: want me here. This is my town. This is my town.
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: They don't want me in the photo and they're ignoring
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: me and I threw this party.
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: And I'm so upset.
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: And I was like, is this real? I was like,
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: then the next day she calls Dorinda because Dorinda left.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: This is my favorite scene of the entire show.
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: But I don't, I do want to point out.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: If not of the entire series.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: All right, who do you want? You want to be Dorinda?
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: I want to point out that what you did was true. Yeah.
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: But I, and I'm sure you guys all watched it.
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: And if you didn't, you need to understand that what
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: Heather just did went on for an entire act. It
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: was at least 20 minutes of the same on a loop.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: Two hours late. I mean, it just went over.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: Can we talk about Portia? She was two hours late.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: And then there was literally at one point, there was
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: like a man who was trying to hit on her
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: and she's like, I'm the queen. I don't know who
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: thinks she's the queen, but I am not her. And
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: there's literally a dude and he's like, I'm just trying
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: to holler at you. And then she just walks away.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: And she kept doing it.
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: And her boyfriend is like, oh my God, it was
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: fine when we were hanging out on the beach making out,
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: but I did not know.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: That this was it.
• 44:06
  Speaker 5: He literally didn't say anything.
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: I can't believe this is the chick that was so
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: fun on a beach. I did not realize this was
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: like what this show is about. He probably, like Jessel,
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: never watched the show either. Right. Like, he was probably like, what?
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, cool, she's on a TV show.
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: Like, he probably thought he was dating, like, another actress
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: or something. He had no idea what the fuck this was.
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: And so then she... So then they do a talent show.
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: Then we'll get to the call.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: They do the talent.
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: Show, which is kind of fun. So, like, you know, Teresa,
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: who's Cher, you know, does her little saxophone, which is
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: kind of cute. And then they have.
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: What is her name from New York?
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: Alex McCord.
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: Alex McCord, who looks really good.
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: She had like a wig on or something. She looked
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: really good. She came out and she tried to act like,
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: because she now lives in Australia, tried to act like
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: the Australian rapper Ray Gunn, but she had the actual
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: shoes from the iconic scene, which was iconic, Jessel, where
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: Lou says, you came down in your Harry Munster shoes.
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: Well.
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: The shoes were Louis Vuitton. Even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes,
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: my dear.
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: And so she does this thing, and it goes on
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: a little too long.
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: Because when you're not a stand-up, you don't know when
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: a joke is bombing, when to cut it short. You
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: practiced it with your husband, and you're still going. And
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: people don't know who Ray Gunn is. They don't know
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: that she lives in Australia. They don't remember this.
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: They don't know even who she is. They don't remember
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: who she is. She only did like three seasons like
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: 12 years ago. Why are you in the talent show?
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: No one else is even in the talent show.
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: I think they did fly her out from Australia.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: They must have.
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: And I think probably a producer. thought this would be
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: funny and will feature you and therefore it'll be worth
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: your while. It'll be worth our while to fly you
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: out on first class, you know, by yourself to go
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: do this thing. And then, yeah, then like Giselle did
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: a compliment thing to the old lady. And then Vicky
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: was like, I'm just going to rant. And she goes,
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: she's like, Luanne.
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: Stop singing!
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: Just stop singing!
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: And it's Luanne and Jill Zarin and this old society
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: lady who are judging the talent. So they all did
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: zeros and ones because they were like, that's mean. And
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: she was Taylor Swift.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: Vicky was.
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: Vicky.
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, with the bum knee.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: I don't know how she did it.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: I'm like, why would you choose that outfit?
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: I don't, I understand.
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: Because she's wearing like a bodysuit.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: A bodysuit.
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: I'm like, but okay, I guess you want to like
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: do better than what she did when she was Jackie
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: at the funeral. But so then, okay, let's see what
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: else happens. So she's, what else are you going to say? Go.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: So they, she, there's a big fight with her and Portia.
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 46:50
  Speaker 5: And like with Luann, who, well, like you said, it's
• 46:52
  Speaker 5: going around. I mean, I watched it three times. I mean,
• 46:55
  Speaker 5: why have you watched it four times? Because it's so good.
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: Like she remember Portia used to like get physical with
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: people before she came out. And I mean, I always
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: think that's maybe why she was so angry is because
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: she was probably like closeted, but I was, I really
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: thought like Portia was going to maybe like hit her.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: Portia.
• 47:14
  Speaker 5: First of all, we're not coming for Portia. No, we're
• 47:16
  Speaker 5: never going to, we are never, ever coming for Portia.
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: And how embarrassing is it though? Once you look back,
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you if they said pop out and walk
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: down the snow covered hillside. In your heels.
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: I'm out.
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: I'm not doing it. None of them, Vicky wouldn't have
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: done it. So she was already late and that's fine.
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: She was trying though.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: She was trying.
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: She was trying. That situation, now she's walking a mile
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: in a Halloween costume. With a cameraman. Hot garbage.
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: While you're FaceTiming proving to the girls that you were
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: like hobbling down the hill.
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: And that no, not production didn't go up to Luann
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: and go, don't be mad. Production's egging it on because
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: you can easily go up there and go, listen, they
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: truly got caught behind something that wasn't moving like a
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: caravan in a hospital. And nobody helped her. And it's like,
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: don't come for Portia.
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: That's right. Don't ever come for Portia.
• 48:04
  Speaker 5: And not in defense of or whatever, speaking of and
• 48:08
  Speaker 5: thinking about Luann, she's absolutely inebriated, I believe, and in
• 48:13
  Speaker 5: multiple ways.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: So I think that she's easily like being irrational and agitated.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: Had a few drinks.
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: Right. And let me just add in the book.
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: The fucking book and the 30-minute speech. her thing to
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: Portia was like very early and it was all in love.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: I do think she was legit.
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: That's why she wanted her there.
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: Okay. Yeah.
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: And I think she like really, really likes her a lot.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I know.
• 48:38
  Speaker 5: So she's hurt as if like, it's like when a
• 48:40
  Speaker 5: kid does jumps and was like, did you see it?
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: Did you see it? What'd you do?
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: I jumped up and down.
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: No.
• 48:49
  Speaker 5: And then now we have an issue. Now I'm, I'm
• 48:51
  Speaker 5: traumatized for the rest of my life. Cause mommy didn't
• 48:53
  Speaker 5: see me jump up and down. Like that literally is
• 48:55
  Speaker 5: what I feel like is happening here.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: So, So she's fighting.
• 48:58
  Speaker 5: And she's coming for Portia and Portia's like, I'm sorry.
• 49:01
  Speaker 5: And apparently apologizes to her twice, but Luann will.
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: Not let it go. And now we're not, you're going
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: to get the wrath of Portia, which.
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: So that it's kind of fun.
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: Cause this is like my favorite part of housewives. So
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: then they go to leave and in the car is Kyle, Vicky, Giselle,
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: and was it porsche and it was porsche and and
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: vicky's like who's it here is it saint you know
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: she's like oh my god thank god there's nobody singing
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: oh i don't want any more singing like we're saying
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: and kyle's just like the most normal like you just
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: always just like the most Like, I don't think Kyle's
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: ever been, like, irrational in her life. So she's just like, oh,
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: my God. And she was trying to talk to Luann.
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: She was. And I'm like, I get it.
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: You're probably not aware of it because you're a showgirl.
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: You are a cabaret. But we're all showgirls.
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: When we're, like, she's basically saying. We're all on the
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: same page. We're all on the same show. Yes, you
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: go do singing and stuff. But when it's all of
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: us together, it shouldn't always be about you. And then
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: she was just like, but she was two hours late.
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: And it was my party. And da, da, da, da.
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: And there was a time where I stood on the edge.
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: And there was a time.
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: No, she did.
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: And she did prove her point. Yeah, she did.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: She did in the car.
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: There was some.
• 50:10
  Speaker 5: She did get to at least stand by the fact
• 50:12
  Speaker 5: that she did go, all right, darling, you stand in
• 50:15
  Speaker 5: the middle.
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: All right, I'm going to stand here, darling.
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: She does try and- And took the Miami girl.
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: And she showed it. And she did back that up.
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: So listen, exactly what Vicky said. She's like, I think
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: it was Vicky. She goes, I think Luann's a good person.
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: I think she can be a great friend. But yeah,
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: I just don't think that she's totally self-aware, which is
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: completely true, which is why this cabaret thing has worked.
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: If she had any awareness, she wouldn't have continued on
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: since 2018. She's been doing it for six years and
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: still selling tickets and still showing us a good time
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: because it is that. So it's like, I just was like,
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: so then this part was just so.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: Amazing.
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: Is this your favorite part of Housewives right now?
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: When she calls Dorinda. Okay.
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: So this is what, when you said this is my
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: favorite part of Housewives?
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: I mean, well, this whole episode was my favorite part.
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: Like if I die tomorrow and I can only see
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: one more episode, I just want to watch this Halloween.
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: Episode over and over again. Cause it really gave you everything.
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: It really gave what we thought a 20 year was
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: going to give us. Yes. With all the different characters
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: and being genuinely funny. And like, even like the Chanel
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: coming up when like, Teresa didn't understand the hypnotist, um,
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: instructions and mental instruction. And she was just like, all right,
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: I'm going to do it.
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: Like, let's just, I can't with this. And you are
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: the devil. Why are you making people levitate and reading
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: people's minds?
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: Like, I don't like you.
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: That man would burn down my village. Like she's always
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: been fucking funny.
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: So like, that was funny to see her.
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: So then the next day she goes, hi, Dorinda.
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: She's like, I'm getting everything ready for the, at the
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: Berkshires with you. I can't wait to see you, my love.
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: Well, you're going to, be very upset when you find
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: out what happened after you left. Well, what happened? I, well,
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: everybody was just, Portia was two hours late and they
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: were rude.
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: They did not respect me in my own town. It
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: was my party and I won't have it. It was
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: just so upsetting. I'm like, is this fake crying? Is
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: this real? And Dorian was like, oh, don't cry, Lou.
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: No one wants to see you cry.
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh.
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: And now I've got to get in that car and
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: put on a smile face, but it's showtime.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: And that's when she did it.
• 52:28
  Speaker 5: That fucking phone call is one of the, I hope
• 52:33
  Speaker 5: goes down in Real Housewives history or legend, whatever.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: In my own town. Like it was in my own
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: or city or whatever. It's New York city.
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 52:45
  Speaker 5: It was, it was sunset Boulevard. It was fucking like every,
• 52:50
  Speaker 5: it was all about Eve. It was like all of the,
• 52:53
  Speaker 5: like put a, uh, it.
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: Was Joan Collins.
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, it was. Yeah, exactly.
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: It was.
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: Listen to me, fuckers.
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: It was all of it.
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: Like this isn't the first time I've been to this radio.
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: And they pushed her out of the photo. That's what
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: she kept saying. Then they pushed me. They pushed me out.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: They kept pushing me out. They kept pushing me out
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: in my own city.
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: Like it was in sunglasses and a hat. And listen,
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: and this is said with love. And obviously we all
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: love Luann. I mean, you guys are like friends where
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: this is said with love and also with the truth
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: and the knowledge of knowing when someone has stayed up
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: all night. Yes. In my opinion. Okay. You're in sunglasses.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: Absolutely.
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: Now you're crying.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: And a salute to you.
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: But we're dealing with rock and.
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: Harris about what happened. And so then you come out, Oh,
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: good morning ladies. Huh?
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: Then she gets to the thing.
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: Good boy.
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: Hello.
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: Hello.
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: Hello.
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: And you know, and then, but now it starts up again.
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: They've got a two hour sprinter drive. So I'm very excited.
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: I can't wait for next week is the last episode.
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: I mean, the last episode does look good. I'm sad
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: to see it go.
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: Cause this really got me going.
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: It really was.
• 54:04
  Speaker 3: Just, it was just amazing.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: Um, so yeah, Yeah.
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: Here they are, their costumes. And, you know, and then
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: that was, no, see Luann was like, fine, I'll sit
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: in the stand in the back. Like she was so
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: bad when she ran up the stairs.
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: She's like, can you, no, nobody wants me. Like that's
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: very little girl.
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: Like, yes, that's very little girl. No, we do.
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: I know you are.
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: You are paying attention to me. Yeah, exactly.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: Exactly. You didn't see me levitate.
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: And then just since we're talking about New York, how
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: are you feeling about Real Housewives of New York?
• 54:37
  Speaker 5: I mean, I have to say watching Girls Trip and
• 54:41
  Speaker 5: meeting some of the cast from Roni or whatever, I.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: Didn't want to watch it.
• 54:47
  Speaker 5: I found Jessel, particularly Jessel, to be completely and absolutely off-putting.
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: Jessel is an awful bitch. Whether it's fake or not, no,
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: she's just a weird bitch.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: It's just like now.
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: We haven't watched any of the reboot, though, at all.
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: No, we haven't.
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: So we have nothing really to speak to except for
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: podcast interviews.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: But.
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: I definitely heard it was like that they rehearsed these lines.
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: It did irritate me that she's pretending she's, like I
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: said before, you don't have to watch any of the
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: other franchises, but you need to watch your own and
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: you need to watch beginning and end. If I can
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: find a way, Julie and I, while we're in Phoenix,
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: to go back and watch like literally the very first
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: season before Emily and Gina came on. That's how long
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: ago we went back to O.C., And, you know, we
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: can get it done in two and three days. Now
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: it takes a lot of drugs and you can't sleep
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: a lot. You do need to eat in bed and
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: take all of your calls in bed. And you don't shower.
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: But you can get it done. And there's no excuse
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: that she hasn't seen every single episode of Real Houses
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: of New York City.
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: In this cast photo, I just realized the dress that
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: I wore to my country club gala on Sunday is
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: the same size dress.
• 55:56
  Speaker 4: Oh, wow.
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: Pretty sure that's the exact same girl.
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: No, that's great.
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: No, that's interesting. Yeah, that's good.
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: Real House of OC, you guys came over over the
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: weekend for a fun girl slumber party. And we, after
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: we went to dinner, we started to watch the latest
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: episode of OC. And we were just laughing so hard
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: about it. Like it is just, not because it's funny,
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: just because it's like, Well, it's comforting. What we said,
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: it's comforting. It's like you just watch it, even if
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: it's dull. I don't know what they're going to do
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: at this reunion. I don't know how they're going to
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: get three episodes out.
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: Of this reunion so far.
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: They're on episode 12.
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: How many are there?
• 56:37
  Speaker 3: I don't know, but what has happened in the show
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: that you would, as Andy Cohen, what would you ask
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: at the reunion? There's literally nothing.
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: There's really not a lot.
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: I don't know how they're going to get.
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: Vicky being mad at Emily and Gina.
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: And Vicky being attacked in the hot tub.
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: Vicky being attacked.
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: Because I take Vicky's side.
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: But even if you get into Vicky being attacked in
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: the hot tub, you're going to have to address the
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: fact that Gina and Emily, as great as they are,
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: they are production soldiers. Yes. So when a producer goes
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: up and says, listen, you're just going to have to
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: confront Vicky. Gina or Emily. So Gina.
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: Gina.
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: Well, Emily confronted Vicky. Heather, and she confronted Vicki. Emily
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: did all the heavy lifting. You make it all about you.
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: So I think, I don't know how they're going to
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: do the.
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: People are going to be annoyed that Emily keeps calling
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: Vicki Victoria.
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: She's like, well, I think it's an asshole thing.
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: It's like, well, Victoria said this, and Victoria said that,
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: and Victoria don't like, and she probably did it once,
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: and probably the producer said- We'd like that. Because I
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: remember when Shanna Medora said when she would refer to
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: people's full names and her own name, they were like,
• 57:43
  Speaker 3: keep doing that. And then she became like a caricature
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: of herself. But Heather Dubrow was figuring out what she's
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: going to do with her now two-story penthouse worth $ 35
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: million in Century City.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: I mean, watching that, I have never... The projection... Of
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: the blueprint?
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they did a whole thing on the ground to
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: like figure out where everything was going to be. And
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: this is going to be a cabinet and this is
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: going to be a this. And then with the best
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: is that Kate Casey said, and she doesn't have great taste.
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: Her taste looks like it's in the interior or the
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: lobby of a personal injury attorney in Las Vegas. And
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, it is kind of like, it does
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: kind of remind me of that.
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: Or a plastic surgery office.
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean.
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: I'm sure it'll be beautiful.
• 58:33
  Speaker 4: Of course.
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: But I don't know, the only step we really see
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: is like, the fake green screen set behind her. And
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: it is a little weird with those like burgundy couches
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: and stuff, but whatever, you know, um.
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: I would recommend that like Gen Z, supposedly Gen Z
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: doesn't go out a lot. You know, they're the new,
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: they don't drink a lot. They don't go to clubs
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: and there are no clubs anymore, but I would say
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: don't sleep on. And no matter what your age or
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: generation going to a boozy, bougie dinner. Can't be boozy
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: trash dinner. Go to a boozy, bougie dinner and then
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: go back and have the slumber. Yeah. Get in your comfies.
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: Julie and I and Heather have literally come back here.
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: We didn't this time, but we have come back here
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: and put on the first season of Beverly Hills. Yes.
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: We don't fucking care. We can do Housewives roulette and
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: be like, throw it up, bitch. And we will sit
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: and be like, this is the best fucking time I've
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: had in two years. So then.
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: Now, the whole reason I planned this slumber party and
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: invited my sister, Shannon, you know her from Juicy Crimes,
• 59:36
  Speaker 3: is because I wanted to reenact Vicky kicking out Jen. Well,
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: she said she didn't kick. She wanted to just kick
• 59:44
  Speaker 3: out the crew, but got annoyed with them. And then
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: Jen and Emily left.
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: But did she clarify that she just wanted to kick
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: out the crew?
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, I missed that.
• 59:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: She's like, what the fuck? I have the crew to
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: get the fuck out, not for you to get the
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: fuck out. Come on.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 3: And so they're like, okay, would you like me to
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 3: cut this mozzarella? And so we, uh, unfortunately I did
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 3: order four pairs of matching mint pajamas, much like the
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 3: girls are wearing. They did not come in time, but
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: we got up and we did it anyway. And it, it's,
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 3: we're going to put it out there.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, you are.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 3: The quality is a little not too juicy scoop production, but, um,
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: I think it's so fucking funny that we have to
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 3: show it because we did it in one take.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: Cause that's what comedians do. One take.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 3: And it, um, it's pretty hilarious. And, Yeah, so, I mean,
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 3: I just, I don't even remember what even happened in this,
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 3: I just don't remember what happened in this episode. Like, oh,
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: Carmela said to Vicky, like, you have an expiration date.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: And the coming for Carmela. I mean, the whole thing
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: with Carmela and Vicky, and she's not a good mother,
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: and they don't live in the house, and.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: I don't really think she is saying she isn't a
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 3: good mother. I think she just said, I talked to him,
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 3: and he said they've been together a long time, so
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: he's raised the kid. I guess we're going to have
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 3: to hear about that at the reunion.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: Definitely. Because there was the other thing, too, where she said, oh,
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: your 14-year-old daughter's at home? My daughter would never leave
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: the house with a 14-year-old. She started to just, you know,
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: Vicki just started to.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: They are divorced now, so that we can't address.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: No, they broke up.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: Oh, they broke up.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 3: They broke up. She just dumped him just like within
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 3: like a week ago. He dumped the guy. And I
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 3: heard from somebody that said that Carmela's ex was like
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 3: totally blindsided. And I'm like, well, welcome to the club
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 3: of like real house husbands. She probably wanted to dump
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 3: you before she got the show and was like, I'll,
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 3: you know.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 5: Well, not for nothing, even watching the show, every episode
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 5: that had the two of them in it was her
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 5: with a conflict of whether or not she wanted to
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 5: be with him. Yeah, every single time. Literally, whether it was, yeah,
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 5: because he cheated on her. And then every single time
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 5: she was trying to give, it seemed to me, somebody's watching.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 5: She's trying to be like, I want you to be
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 5: transparent with me, but then you keep lying to me.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 5: I've found things on your phone. There's about your underwear,
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 5: all this bullshit. I just want you to, but I
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 5: want to try. I want to keep working for the kids.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 5: Every single time, he just seemed to fail her all
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 5: the time. And his only response was, well, maybe we
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 5: should have more sex. And it's just like, bye, bitch.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: What do you guys think of Carmella? I would like
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: to know. I think she's, I mean, I think she's
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: like a fine person.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 3: I don't think she's like TV magic, but I mean, whatever.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 3: I'm not, I'm not like bored by her scenes. Like
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: I'm a little bored when it's just Jen and her family.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: At least with Carmella, her.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: Daughter did a good Vicky impression. So I want to
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 3: give her that. She kept going, Vicky just keeps going.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 3: So I kind of thought that was kind of good.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 3: And then, um, But again, it was funny because it
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: was about Vicky. Like Vicky is, you know, she's, it
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: was totally brilliant. Some people are like, get her off
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 3: my show. She's such a miserable person. I'm like, she's
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: the only person that I've had fun talking about this
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 3: whole season and exploring. So it's like, no, she is
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 3: TV magic. She's so authentic. She's does not self-produce. She
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: does not do weird shit. And like, it's just, I
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 3: don't know. I just, I mean, not weird shit. She
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 3: is weird. That's what makes her great.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: But, um, she's fine. Tamara had her, you know, had.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 3: Ryan come and her son and her granddaughter who's 11.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 3: And she goes, and I'm going to, um, gift you
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 3: something from my collection. And it was like, just like,
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 3: I like, I listen, she's a very good grandmother.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: I'm sure.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 3: I'm sure it was a real Gucci bag, but I'm
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 3: just thinking if you're giving a Gucci bag to an
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 3: 11 year old, like or any designer bag, wouldn't you
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 3: want to give her something like cute or white or
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 3: pink or black or something? But she gave like, I
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 3: remember when I was younger and I was like, who
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 3: would want a Louis Vuitton bag? They're so ugly. Like
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: who wants a brown bag? Like I didn't realize they
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 3: were worth something. She literally gave her like the most granny-looking, like, thing.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 3: And the girl is very happy and, like, thank you.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: Here's a brown Gucci bag. But it was just kind of, like,
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: with Kleenex already in it.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: Used from the party.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: I went to in 2002.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: And some caramels for you to give around to the
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: other kids.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 2: A valet ticket from Javier's.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 3: 2012 don't you ever do that when you bring out
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 3: an old bag and you're like oh my god how
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 3: long has this been in here I literally just.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: Found like a carry on thing in here I was
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: like well I guess I'll throw that away.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 5: A couple of flossies already in there Vicky will.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: Never have an expiration date Vicky.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 3: Is absolutely gold they need to bring back Vicky because
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 3: without her okay imagine this season without Vicky It would
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 3: be nothing.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: What would have happened?
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: Nothing. Literally nothing.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: Luke would have interrupted two more fun dinners. Luke, stop
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: calling me!
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 3: And Shane has to sit at the table and is like, well,
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 3: you should appreciate me more because I take care of
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 3: the kids.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: And Well, Luke called me when I was at lunch. God,
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: poor Luke.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 3: Just always ruining a fucking good time.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: Poor fucking Emily.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: Like, do I have to be a lawyer, do this
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: show full time, and fucking deal with your whining? Women
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: have been taking.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 3: Care of the house. She hasn't really been a lawyer. Well,
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 3: he needs to shut the fuck up because women have
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 3: been taking care of the house for a hundred billion years.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: That's right.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 3: The little Persian mother-in-law who's been like, hi, you haven't
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 3: had me be on your show for three years. She's
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 3: hosting a Persian party next week. Oh, okay. So they'll
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 3: have a big Persian party across the street at the
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 3: mother's house or whatever.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: Are they still together, Emily and Shane?
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: Do we know? Oh, okay.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: The next season, I think they will break up. I
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 2: find her wildly entertaining. Unfortunately, I don't wish their family
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 2: to break up, but I do think that she's like,
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: I do find that what she, with Luke and Annabelle
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 2: and the whole thing, I think she is like coming
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: to terms with like her reality more. I do think
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: Jen is boring, but very kind. I do like that
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 2: aspect of Jen.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: And I do like the new bitch. What's her name?
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: Carmela.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: I do like her.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: I think she's, I don't know that she fits in,
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: but neither do Gina.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 3: I mean, they're all likable people. Like nobody is like
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 3: Jessel on New York is fucking unlikable. All of them
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 3: are likable and whatever. I'm just saying it's not their
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 3: fault that like, no, I mean, sometimes there just isn't
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 3: a big moment. Not how many times can Vicky bring
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 3: in a fake cancer boyfriend?
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: I mean, that's only once in a lifetime. When they
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 2: talk about iconic moments.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 3: Brooke's fake cancer and the Sprinter van FBI raid to
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 3: find Jen Shaw. Those two moments in 20 years, I'm sorry.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 3: If you're going to give somebody an award, it's those
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 3: two things. Nothing is better than that. And they were
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 3: not planned. We wouldn't have known it. The producers were surprised.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 3: And that is just, you happen to be doing a
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 3: reality show or documentary that goes in a way that
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 3: you never thought it would. And sometimes that happens and
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 3: it's super magical. And sometimes you kind of have a
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: boring season. And it's just kind of a boring season.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: But it's still, I can have it on.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: Me too.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: I can have it on and just hear them and
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: just feel like it's, I don't know.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: But the OC does have a few offshoot people. The
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 2: casting is getting into a weird pocket to.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: Me where I'm like, huh.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 3: Well, they're like 25 years apart. They would never hang out.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 3: It's not like, I mean, when you're women, you hang
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 3: out because you work together or because you have kids
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 3: or your neighbors. And they're none of them. None of
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 3: them are neighbors. None of them have kids that are friends.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 3: I mean, even Gina and Emily's kids who are similar
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 3: in age, they don't, the kids don't hang out. Right.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: Because I don't think they go to school or live
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: near each other.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 3: Like there's nothing.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: That's a good point.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 3: So it's like, there's just nothing that's tying them together.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 3: And that's where it's like, that's where when it originally
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 3: started was a thing that they all lived in Kota
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 3: and they, and they were all New York society ladies
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 3: that ran around and Jill put them all together because
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 3: she was like, Oh, I'll find you the best people
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 3: that are cool that I've met at parties and things
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 3: in that. Yeah. and we're all around the same age
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 3: and we all have money and we all have houses
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 3: in the Hamptons.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: Like that's where it's good.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 3: Now it's just like, you're, they're just trying to try
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 3: to make something fit. And like, like what does Vicky,
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 3: of course, Vicky's not going to get along with Carmela.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: Why would she?
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 3: She's a 40 year old former wrestler, former playmate who,
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 3: you know, who wants to weasel on her show that
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 3: she put together in 20 years, 20 years ago.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: And it's kind of disrespectful.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 3: She's like, no, I don't, Think that's like, no, I
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: don't find anything exciting about you. She clicked with Shannon
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 3: Bedore 10 years ago.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: That's that.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 3: Those two would be friends. And at first they hated
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 3: each other because.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 2: They went back.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 3: No, they didn't hate each other. Remember they were both
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 3: the same sign?
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: Or did Shannon hate Tamara? There was someone of the
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: three that they didn't like.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 3: Vicky and Shannon realized they were the same whatever The
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 3: Zodiac sign. And then afterwards, there was a time where
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 3: Shannon confided in Vicki about her horrible marriage to David
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 3: and Vicki was concerned and shared stuff. And it went
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 3: to a dark place while she was trying to make
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: it work with David. So instead of saying, you know what,
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 3: I've said some things and it wasn't truthful, but I
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 3: understand your concern. She instead made it that Vicki was
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 3: the worst person ever and is lying and everything. And
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 3: I think then when she finally broke up with David
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 3: and they're still being coworkers, they realize that they are
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: a lot alike and so they can be friends. Like
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 3: they're a similar type of woman, you know? Like they
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 3: literally showed up in the same black blazer.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 3: You know, I mean, like they're the same. They're the
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 3: Dos Amigos.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: We're the Dos Amigos. Da, da, da, say what you got.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 2: Everybody knows.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 3: We're wearing our Spanx as the Dos Amigos.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: Um, anyway. Okay.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 3: What do we think of Salt Lake?
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 2: Well, you've already discussed the Bronwyn thing.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah. The Bronwyn thing was that I, she told me
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 3: at the party, she was acting very secretive at the
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 3: Kyle party about this boyfriend, Brandon. So I wasn't going
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 3: to say anything, but then it all came out that
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 3: she's dating Brandon. Now the girls are kind of saying, huh,
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 3: how did it, how did the news article come out?
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 3: You Lisa, um, Barlow of putting things out and Lisa
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: was like, Oh my God, John, they're accusing me of
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 3: calling tabloids and things. I don't even know how to
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 3: dial a phone. Why would they say that? And so, um,
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 3: I think that she, um, yeah, like whatever, you know,
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 3: I don't think the Brandon's guy's not in the picture anymore.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 2: Confirmed that it's not your son, Brandon. No, not with Brandon.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 3: And I don't think they're hanging out anymore. And the
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 3: last guy, she was fake. No, I think that they were,
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 3: I think they were boning. And I think it was
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 3: one of those things like, you know, this can be
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 3: fun and hang out and I'll put you on camera
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 3: and just like cooperate and show up and I'll get
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 3: your plane ticket and all of that. Because A, I
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 3: want my husband to know that I have a hot
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 3: young thing. Yes. And I do have a hot young thing.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 3: And he's like, sure. She's probably like, this will help
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 3: your career.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: You know, you're a model. I believe she wanted to
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: stick it to Todd. And for that, I do like,
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: because it does sort of give her um an element
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 2: of validity and authenticity that she did have a thing
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: with todd because it's easy to just be like oh
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 2: you're sucking gout dick for money and i always kind
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: of felt like.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 3: That was such a great line yeah god i kind
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 3: of think and let's remind people angie said um it
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 3: wasn't lisa oh lisa said it and what was it.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 2: You suck gout dick go suck some more gout dick.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 3: Because she believed Todd had the body of someone suffering
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 3: from gout.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 2: Right. And she also believed erroneously that Bronwyn had sucked
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 2: his dick in the last 15 years. But I do
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 2: think that Bronwyn had feelings for him. And that is
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: why I like that she did this revenge thing with
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: this guy. Where she comes in as a fucking liar
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: and is annoying is, you know, whipping up this whole
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 2: story for you that this is a big secret and
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: no one knows and I'm confiding in you, Heather, and da-da-da-da.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 2: And then literally leaks it to the press herself within
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: like 48 hours. That's where she gets annoying and where
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 2: she does.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 3: Or she didn't, or she didn't really, you know, she
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 3: didn't say, don't say it. I just more was like,
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 3: I know I'm not going to say it because she said,
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 3: Todd doesn't know.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 3: And he's being very nice to me right now. So
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 3: I was like, well, don't worry. I'm like, I'm like, yeah,
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 3: I'm like, don't worry.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to say anything.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 3: And, um, But good for her, you know, whatever.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: The guy was cute, but they're saying on the show
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 2: she obviously leaked it herself. Oh, yeah. We are enjoying
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 2: waiting for Heather Gay's guy to be revealed as a grifter. Oh, yes.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 2: Because they dated in the past. And he lost interest
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 2: after one date. His ex-girlfriend has shown up online.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah?
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: Tell me. She's come on and just been like, yeah. Um,
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: that's my ex. He's a complete liar. She's just like
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 2: commenting under people's stuff.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 3: That was what I talked about with Patrick McDonald on
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 3: the last episode. I was like, I don't know. There's a,
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 3: some people think it's fake. Other people just feel like
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 3: he is a grifter or not a grifter, but like a,
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 3: a player or whatever. And I'm like, yeah, when you're
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 3: like over 50. and you've had multiple marriages or whatever,
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 3: you could be a love bomber, just like Louie, Louie
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 3: and Teresa, but they have stayed together all these years.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 3: Now they're going on like eight years. So it's like, yeah,
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 3: when you're, when you're that age and you have been around,
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 3: there's going to be ex girlfriends that watch the housewives
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 3: who see their ex boyfriend on the show and are like, ah,
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 3: he's not a good guy.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 2: No, I will say, I don't think that her ex
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 2: with the motorcycle that Drake, just so you know, there
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 2: was footage of him putting the kickstand down on the
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 2: motorcycle and With his hand. So he bent over. So
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: people don't believe he's a real motorcycle. But I would
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: say I didn't catch him as a love bomber. But
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: if there was one toxic trait I wanted in someone,
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 2: I'm fine with a love bomber. Shower me with gifts.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 2: Shower me with compliments. Shower me with love. What do
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 2: I care?
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 3: Well, because then the bomb goes off.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 2: Well, it always does. And then it ends. Maybe you're
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 2: a love denier. The bomb still is going to go
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 2: off on me.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you just want to get out of the love
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 3: bomb thing.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 2: That guy doesn't seem like a love bomber.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 3: Like scot-free after three months. It's only good after three months.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 3: Then you're like, what happened? That's where the craziness happens
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 3: because you're like, why are you so mad? You used
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 3: to love it when I sniffled or whatever.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 2: Whatever it is.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 3: That was so amazing and interesting about you solely is
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 3: not good. And then you're very confused because you felt
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 3: like you could do no wrong the first three months.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 5: Well, I do have to say, and this is a
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 5: negative position. However, I am looking forward to Heather Gay's
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 5: take down because the level of her smugness and arrogance
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 5: sitting there, whether it's with the boyfriend or how she's
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 5: treating everyone, she's become a monster and she has.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: Found no humility. In fact, it's getting worse.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 5: So I'm just waiting for like, I like literally will
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 5: hear her voice and we see her face and she's,
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 5: all she's doing is attacking.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: She's deflecting. She's, She's then bragging. She's then blaming.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 5: It's like, I cannot stand her, but I need to
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 5: watch it.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: And watch her. We need the justice.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 5: And she's not unfortunate. She's not an evil person, I
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 5: don't think. Because she started out being, she's smart.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: She's funny. She's a business owner. She's a mom. She's
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: all the good things. But she has lost her way.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: She is lost.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: We're here for Meredith's facelift, though.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 3: Well, I just saw an article that said Meredith's recovery
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 3: was so seamless that she was out DJing just 10
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 3: days after the surgery. But let's also say this is DJing.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 3: You put on the headphone and you.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 2: No, no, no. You don't... You can leave now! You
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 2: do that, but mainly.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: You.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 2: Can leave now! This is how it starts, though.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 2: You gently put it on over the scars where.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: I'm going to be. Wait, your mic.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 2: And then you go.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 7: Boom.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: Play.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 2: Now we're doing.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: You can leave now.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 2: Boom.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 3: I'm just engaging, but she doesn't have to sing it.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 3: That's just, she just plays it. So she's not even, yeah.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 3: But I talked about that on my show and I
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 3: made a little clip of it and I said how
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 3: Dorinda and you know, and all these other Bravo people
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 3: and the pretty mess and Erica Jane and everything. And
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 3: Dorinda wrote, wow, I don't know why you're so negative
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 3: about it. Still love you though.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 2: And I said, I wasn't. I wrote back, I go, listen,
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 2: people are going and having fun.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 3: It's fucking a brilliant way to make extra money as
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 3: a housewife. Trust me, if you can make the money
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 3: that Luann can make with only one person, yourself, and
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 3: your little DJ machine and go to some gay bar
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 3: and walk away with five or 10 grand. That's a
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 3: much easier thing than writing an entire show and singing
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 3: and then having to smoke 10 cigarettes a night.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: Great.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 2: I love that.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 3: I told you guys, I said cigarette smoking was going
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 3: to be coming back. Madonna smoking. Everyone's like, I don't
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 3: give a shit. I'm 67.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 2: I'm doing a pack a day.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 3: And you're like, bad bitch doesn't care about lung cancer.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 2: And like, And then, but it really does like affect
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 2: your voice. It really, really does.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 3: You cannot keep smoking.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: Not as I would think for a singer.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 2: I don't know why you're so negative about 65-year-old DJs.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 2: I'm not.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: I love it.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 2: Don't let the kids do it. Don't leave it for
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 2: the people who've done that for their whole life. Don't
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 2: leave it to music producers. Don't leave it to people
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 2: who know how to do it, who are talented.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: I'm a 68-year-old chain-smoking DJ. There's nothing wrong with it.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 2: My son made me a playlist, and I push play.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 2: Drakey Boo's making the playlist for all the DJs around town.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: Exactly. Everyone put your hands up.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 3: That's stupid.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 4: What?
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: Everybody. You can.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 2: Leave now. You can leave.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 3: You can. Clip.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: Clip. Clip.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 2: You're the hostess with the mostest. It's brilliant.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: It's easier than.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 2: Writing a book.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: I would love it.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 2: It's easier than doing a podcast. It's the best.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 3: Everything's easier than stand-up.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 2: It's easier than singing. It's easier than doing karaoke.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 3: It's easier than doing Tom Sandoval's and the Good Time
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 3: Band or whatever that was.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 2: Wazer.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: That's right.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 4: All of it.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 3: It's wazer than opening a bar. Wazer than opening a
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 3: N95 lesbian bar. What about Wild Rose?
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 2: Wild Rose went under.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 5: It's way easier than starting a wine line.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 2: You know what?
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 3: When Heather Dubrow had that champagne line, she was like,
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 3: do you know how much it costs to mail one
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 3: bottle of champagne?
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 3: She's like, I just did it for the show and
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 3: to have a party. So like, no, you don't want
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 3: to do wine.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 2: You don't want to do.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: A whole food line. A frozen food line.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 2: You don't want to do frozen fish? A frozen food line.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 2: You don't want to do frozen fish? Where everyone can...
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 2: Where she's like... Shannon Bedore is in the fish business.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 3: And then everyone walks into the house and.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: They're like, what the fuck?
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 4: Who heated up tuna?
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 2: Like, there's nothing.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 3: Like, would someone have like a regular job and just someone.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 2: Would heat up? Don't fucking do it.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: Why are you opening up a lean cuisine?
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 2: Who put that in the microwave? Excuse me, this is
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 2: a communal space. Who the fuck just put tuna casserole
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 2: in the microwave?
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: Keep your tilapia lean cuisine at home.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 3: Peter went fishing like once a year.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: He goes fishing with a bunch of guys.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 3: And he brought home all this fish.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 3: So the first night was pretty amazing. He got out
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 3: his knives and everything. It was fresh tuna. And we
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 3: just like put some lemon on it. And it was
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 3: like we had our little sushi party. Brought it to
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 3: someone's house. But now there's a whole lot of other
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 3: fish to deal with.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 2: Getting older day by day. So then.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 3: Oof.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, no.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 3: I'm like, what's going on here? You know, like, I
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 3: don't know what. So then he made some fish a
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 3: little bit too late in the game. Oh, no.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 2: As you do. I walked it out. Oh, no.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, no.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 2: What in the heated tuna melt?
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: Am I in a Chinese wet market? Probably I'm bad
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: at that.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 2: I'm like, open the fucking windows. What is this?
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, God.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 2: So disgusting.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 3: I'm like, no. So heated fish, frozen heated fish, and
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 3: all you need is one housewife to be like... Then
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 3: she had her Finkster or whatever.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: Oh, the Tinkster.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 2: The Tinkster. Tinkster.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 3: Tickster.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 2: You guys are fucking calling it Napster. Tinkster.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 3: Tinkster.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: Tinkster.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 3: And then ending with leggings with lemons on it. And
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 3: she said the business did not work out.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: We did eat the food, though. We tried it. Someone
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: sent it to us.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 2: The frozen fish? Yep. A listener sent us the HSN
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 2: slash QVC.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: The food. Frozen fish.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 3: Yep. I just think it's such a weird thing that
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 3: you even got into food.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 2: Like, why?
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: No, you just can't. What did I tell you?
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 3: Like, I told Tamara when she was first starting, I'm like,
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 3: you need to get a product. I'm like, you guys
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 3: just should, like, get with, like, this is our favorite
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 3: protein powder.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 2: You both work out. You have a gym.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 3: Like, get things that work with your lifestyle.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: And she did.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 3: Okay, tell me about the fish. It was....
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 2: One of them was a shrimp scampi.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 3: Ah, yes.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 2: It was so gamey.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 2: It came frozen and we were like, huh?
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 5: It was actually, they sourced it from Peter's Fishing Trip.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 2: They sourced it.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: They sourced the fish.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 5: That's where the fish came from because there was too
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 5: much fish from Peter's Fishing Trip 15 years ago.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: And that's where all the fish came from.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 2: Oh my God. I mean, we even tried like, We
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 2: just said, like, get rid of everything with fish in it.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 2: Let's just do, like, the fettuccine Alfredo. I just, I mean,
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 2: and I hate to say it. Oh, wait, so there
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 2: was non-fish items?
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 3: Uh-huh.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 2: But still.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 3: I thought they threw, like, a salmon in that fettuccine Alfredo.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 4: Maybe they did.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: I can't remember.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 2: I don't recall a one of them that was edible.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: And I'll tell you this.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 2: I'm not kidding. And I'll eat frozen stuff. I don't care.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: I'll eat anything. And in high school, I did do Nutrisystem.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 2: And, um, so I do, yeah.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 3: So I do like the corners of my frozen food.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 2: Jenny Craig was the frozen.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: Oh, Jenny Craig too. But Nutrisystem was frozen.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 2: Jenny Craig's fine though. All of the food was fine.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: And it was all fine. All, all of it.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 7: I'll eat.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: Lean cuisine. Lean cuisine. Fine.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 2: Oh, I love lean cuisine.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: But, um, yeah, unfortunately for her, it was bad.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 2: And I would take the, the, the, um, toast oven.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 2: I thought that was a great idea.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: Oh man.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. The toaster oven of Sonia. I actually talked
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 3: about this with Patrick on the last episode, the producer,
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 3: because I said, it's not, again, not their fault.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 2: They're on the show.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 2: And they get an email.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 3: Yep. From I'm a grift.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: Shot.org.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 2: Callie.com.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 3: That's right.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: Dot CC.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 3: And they are like, I am going to, we are
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 3: going to, I just think you're the face of frozen fish.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 3: And they're like, you know what? I was going to
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 3: open a restaurant, but why don't I get with you, weirdo,
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 3: and be the face of your frozen fit? And they're
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 3: just like, oh, my God. And then they, because they're like,
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 3: this is going to be on the show. But when
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 3: you think about all the things, name one besides Skinny
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 3: Girl Margarita and besides any Lisa Vanderpump restaurants. What is one,
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 3: and I can't think off the top of my head,
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 3: what is one that the person sort of created on
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 3: the show while being on the show, like after a
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 3: couple seasons, that's actually a legit item today that they
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 3: still are involved with that is still making money? That's
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 3: not a podcast, not a performance thing.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 1: Does Tamara still have the gummies?
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 2: The what?
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: The gummies. Does Tamara still have the gummies?
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 3: They're not letting her talk about it.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: If she is. Because that seemed to be pretty successful.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 1: Other than that.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 2: Nope. I mean, if you want to talk about like
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 2: Brooks Marks and the tracksuits.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, the tracksuits.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah. There's nothing happening.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: Well, let's play this game.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 6: At all.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 3: I guess you could say her caviar. Meredith Marks does
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 3: still have the caviar.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: That's a real product. Is it doing well?
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 3: I don't know, but it still exists. The Vita tequila
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 3: still exists.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 2: But we couldn't find it.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: True.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 2: And when I tell you, we looked to the ends
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 2: of the earth for it. We really did.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 3: And I don't know if the Vita was around before
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 3: she started. I'm saying you had to start it. So
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 3: you had to start it while once being on a
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 3: show and it was a success and you're still doing
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 3: it today. I don't know that there is anything. That's
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 3: why I said to Patrick, and Patrick said too, he's like, no,
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 3: my advice is get on the show, make general connections
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 3: to try to be friends with them.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 2: Don't come on trying to take them down.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 3: And then, you know, then if something comes of it,
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 3: then I'm like, I wouldn't try to have my own product.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 3: I would just try to be, gain enough likability that
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 3: I am just.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 2: You license your image.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: A spokesperson.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 3: You license your image. Yeah, and then you get the
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 3: Wendy's commercial.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 2: Oh, I see.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 3: And you get the real commercials that some of these girls,
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 3: I think, must make good money on, like real high
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 3: production commercials and stuff, as they should. Like their personality,
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 3: like it's great. I always just feel like, you know,
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 3: as we kind of joke that, oh, this didn't work.
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 3: It's like, just know that a person who was truly
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 3: a housewife, who was never in business- like Shannon, just
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 3: spending her husband's money on jewels in her teeth and
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 3: to have a hyper-allergenic home, then was told, you're a businesswoman,
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 3: let's get into frozen fish.
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  Speaker 7: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: You know? And what are they supposed to know?
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: They're not. She thought she was going to go be
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 1: like this health guru. She thought she was.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 2: Going to be on the deadliest catch. Shannon with a
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 2: fisherman cap. We need to make sure it's the freshest
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 2: it can be. The next ultimate girl trip meets deadliest catch.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 2: That's what they need to do. Send those girls on
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 2: special forces, just all of them.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 1: Send them to Antarctica.
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  Speaker 5: I would love to see any group of housewives go
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 5: through the, what's the thing we went through?
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 1: The strait. Not the Strait of Hormuz. The other one.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 1: The thing that goes from Ushuaia to Antarctica. The famous thing.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: Famous thing. And it can get insane. Send them to
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 1: Antarctica on a boat. Let's see what happens. Yes. We're
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 1: going to bring you some things.
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  Speaker 3: We wanted to bring up my Hollywood tales. This is
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 3: my book that I'm in.
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  Speaker 1: Amazing.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 2: My book.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 3: I'm one of many celebrities. Celebrity is used broadly. Here
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 3: I am with Raven.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, it's such a good, cute picture.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 3: And these two guys are professional photographers. They put the
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 3: book together. They've photographed a lot of celebrities with their
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 3: pets and then had an idea to do one big
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 3: coffee book.
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  Speaker 2: Did you commission them to take a picture of you
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 2: and Raven?
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 3: I went to their studio.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 2: And brought Raven. For your own personal use?
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 3: No, for their personal use. I don't have any.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 2: You said that they put a whole book together. This
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 2: must have been their plan, right?
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they were working on this. And then they just
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 3: asked me a bunch of questions. And everybody's thing is different.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 3: But my question was, how did you meet Raven?
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 2: And you said at a bar?
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 1: At a lesbian bar.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 2: She was wearing a mask.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 5: She's wearing an N95 mask.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 3: I said during the COVID pandemic, my husband came across
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 3: a Facebook page for her breed and saw that she
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 3: was up for adoption. My sons and husband and I
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 3: drove two hours to meet her. We were told she
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 3: was a breeder dog, but was now too old to
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 3: have any more puppies and was looking for her forever
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 3: home as a working mom.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 1: Of a certain age.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 3: I related to her so much and we fell in love.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's nice.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 2: Too old to breathe, the story of Heather and Raven.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 3: Amazing.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 2: She looks not a day over three. And we saw one,
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 2: I want you to know two stories. We saw one
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 2: walking on Reagan Street.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 3: My breed, Alaska and Klee Kai.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 2: And Julie was like, oh my God, there's a raven
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 2: dog we never, ever have ever seen. They're very rare.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 3: That's why they get a lot of attention because you
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 3: just don't see their breed very much. People think she's
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 3: a mini husky.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 2: She's not.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 3: She looks like a Husky who transitioned and had work done.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 2: But I would say so many Huskies are fine little
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 2: monikers since it's such an incredible thing to see. Now,
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 2: we came down here after our slumber party because we
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 2: had to go to the Harry Potter train. So it
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 2: was early in the morning. I won't even get into
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 2: how we got locked out and had to wake up
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 2: Shannon because you and Peter both have your phones turned off.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 2: And I said, well, it's a good thing I'm not
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 2: their child and that I need their attention. I literally
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 2: called Peter in Palm Springs. I'm like, Peter. Did you
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 2: call him really? Yeah.
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 3: Because you guys left and you left your purse here. Yes.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 2: And both, both, that's how still inebriated it was. Both you,
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 2: Julie was not. Both you and Peter have like, do
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 2: not disturb turned on. I'm like, well, good luck, Drake.
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 2: Good luck, Brandon. Good luck, Mackenzie. Good luck, any nieces
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 2: and nephews. But then there, I said, you know who's
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 2: going to answer the phone? Fucking Shannon.
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 3: Attorney at law.
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 2: And of course she's like, hello? She's like, did someone
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 2: get a DUI?
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 4: Exactly.
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, me from walking out the door without
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 2: my purse. Like I walked out, like one second I
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 2: closed it. I was like, I forgot my purse. Julie's like,
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 2: how do you do that? I'm like, I don't know.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 2: So when I came down, this is why. Because when
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 2: we came down the stairs, we're sneaking. I see this
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 2: book on the table, The Hollywood Dogs.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 2: Hollywood Tales. And I'm like, oh my God, I know
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 2: Heather's in this. And I look at it. It's a
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 2: pretty thick, hardback, beautiful book in my opinion. I think
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 2: it's a great hot coffee table book. And I'm like,
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 2: I'm never going to find her. And I go, I
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 2: open it one page and I'm like, there she is.
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 2: I couldn't believe you're at the beginning. Yes.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 3: I'm page like five or something.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And it's such a good picture. What a cool
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 2: thing to be a part of. I mean, you know,
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 2: you see a coffee table book and you're just like,
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 2: Oh God, like I'm not going to open that.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 1: And Hey, shout out to the breeder who discarded the dog.
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 2: You know what? She goes to the lesbian bar.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 1: That's right.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 2: She was, weren't they of a gay probably? You know,
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 2: I'm still trying to find her. I thought when I
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 2: met her, I thought that she, yeah, was a, you know.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 1: A lesbo. Lesbian.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 2: Lesbian. And so it was hard the first year.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 3: And then weirdly, you know, Raven is way more into.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 2: She thought you were too femme or?
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 3: I think that she was, that's why she's so into Peter.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 3: I don't know why she's so into Peter.
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 2: Oh and that's dykey energy yeah.
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 3: I mean it's like he leaves she like well if
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 3: it's been too many hours she's like it's this is
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 3: it he's never coming back and she like finds like
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 3: one pair of underwear in the closet that's like didn't
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 3: make the hamper and she's just like wraps her.
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 2: Body in it that's what I do that is disgusting.
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 8: Classic lesbian just so classic just clinging on for dear
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 8: fucking life I come home I come home and Julie's
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 8: got Julie's got my panties just like all up in
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 8: her neck and stuff I'm like good god where'd you
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 8: find those Just laying there.
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 1: I'll find the panties wherever they need to be found.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 2: Girls.
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 3: Yes. We have some exciting things happening in the world
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 3: of Brandy and Julie this month. Besides your incredible podcast,
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 3: which is free.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 3: Which is Dumb Gay Politics Podcast. You have your incredible Patreon,
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 3: which is so fun, which is just the giggles and
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 3: the fun. And so please support that. But you also,
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 3: if you're in the L.A. area.
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 1: OK, this is important. This is very important.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 5: We are doing Nightmare on Strip Street in Los Angeles
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 5: at the Mont Blanc Theater. I believe it starts October
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 5: 16th and goes through November 2nd. This is the horror,
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 5: the fun horror show. That everyone has to come to.
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 5: And we are putting a, we're starting an SOS right now.
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 5: If you know Jennifer Tilly, please send her to our Instagram.
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 5: We must discuss with her. Even Kyle Richards, we ask
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 5: of this, of you too.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 2: It's really Jennifer Tilly. And if you don't do it,
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 2: guess who's going to have to do it?
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 1: Me, Heather. We are, we, she needs, we, we would
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 1: like to pay homage to her in the show. We
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 1: have a special thing. We want to, um, um, do
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 1: feature her.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 5: And so we are now on our quest to connect
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 5: with her so that we can pitch her this idea
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 5: for the show.
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 2: October in L.A. is one of the funnest times here.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 2: Halloween here is fun. And you can come from all over, obviously.
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 2: You can drive in Phoenix, Vegas, you know, the Bay Area, anything. Bakersfield,
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 2: San Diego, anywhere. And we are going to have, like,
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 2: the best time.
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 1: It's a fun show.
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 2: Heather and Drake, who went? It's so fun. It's so great.
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 3: I'm so excited.
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 2: We already have our plan of where we're going.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 1: And you guys are.
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 2: Still committed to that night, right? Because I'm going to
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 2: go through.
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 3: Okay, good.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 2: We're going. So please come. We're going Sunday. Don't tell
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 2: the people who visit. Well, who cares?
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 3: They're Juicy Scoopers.
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 2: Come by and make my night.
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 1: Nightmare on Strip Street.
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 2: The matinee, Sunday the 17th is when we're going.
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 1: So you're committed.
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 2: I'm going to put it through today. Yeah.
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 3: And then also, of course, you guys, Better come to
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 3: my shows, San Francisco Cops, this Friday and Saturday, two
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 3: shows a night.
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 3: And there's meet and greets. I don't know how many
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 3: of those tickets are left, but come bring your friends.
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 1: All funny.
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 3: I cannot wait to get on stage. I love cops.
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 3: Then I'll be at the Desert Ridge Improv, which is
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 3: October 9th and 10th. And then Chris and I will
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 3: be in San Diego, in Calhoun, a beautiful theater there
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 3: on November 14th.
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 2: So make sure you come.
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 7: Everything's Christmas shopping has already started in our house. My
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 7: daughter is so organised, already planning Christmas gifts from Macaulay.
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 7: Hair care for her aunt and a fab fragrance for
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 7: her bestie. But the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 7: I'm an early bird, buying one present a week from
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 7: now till Christmas, which makes budgeting less stressful. I can
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 7: buy in-store or online from Macaulay.ie for home delivery or
• 1:35:13
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• 1:35:15
  Speaker 2: So easy. Gifts they'll cherish at prices you'll love. at heathermcdolland.net.
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 4: Bye.