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LUKE is CRACKIN UP · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: John Jay and Rich what's up, Luke, how's it going? Guys? Good?
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  Speaker 2: What can we do for you?
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  Speaker 3: I just need to say something.
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  Speaker 1: So yesterday I saw this woman and she dropped her
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  Speaker 1: keys in the parking lot right, so I grabbed them.
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  Speaker 1: I see him on the ground. I'm like, oh, let
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  Speaker 1: me go grab them. I picked them up and I
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  Speaker 1: running across the parking lot. I'm like the Walmart parking lot.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, hey, I got your keys. Hey, wake up,
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  Speaker 1: I got your keys, heard me, And she just saw
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  Speaker 1: me waving. But I think she thought that I was,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, like trying to kidnap her or something.
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  Speaker 1: And she started like freaking booking it. And I'm like, wait,
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  Speaker 1: what are you doing?
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  Speaker 3: You have your keys? And she starts running and I
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  Speaker 3: just feel like.
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  Speaker 1: This weirdo like chasing the stranger across on Walmart parking
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  Speaker 1: like waving keys. I don't know if she thought I
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  Speaker 1: was like trying to murder her, but her face was insane.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. If I saw something running towards me,
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  Speaker 2: I might take off.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I would be very scared.
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  Speaker 2: So you're saying I've got your keys, I've got your keys,
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  Speaker 2: Like if you're going to excuse me, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am.
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  Speaker 2: I'd be scared. But if you're going, I've got your keys,
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  Speaker 2: I've got your key, is why wouldn't she stop?
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  Speaker 1: Maybe she didn't hear.
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  Speaker 3: You, That's what I was thinking because or I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe she's just afraid.
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  Speaker 1: She watched too many of these like Catch a Killer shows.
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  Speaker 1: She might have heard them to kidnap your knees? You know.
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  Speaker 2: So what did you do?
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  Speaker 1: So? How did it end?
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  Speaker 2: You still have her keys? No?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 3: I eventually like she's she's a kind of froze and
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  Speaker 3: looks at me and I go, no, no, no, I look,
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  Speaker 3: I have your keys. These are your keys and they're
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  Speaker 3: not my keys. He's like, oh my god. And she
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  Speaker 3: was like almost sweating.
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  Speaker 1: I thought, did you kidnap her?
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  Speaker 3: Definitely kidnap.
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  Speaker 2: You'll be reading about it next week, all right, Luke,
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  Speaker 2: thanks for calling it man, some funny story.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks for sharing that with us.
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  Speaker 1: Appreciate it.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you guys,