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Ayahuasca Makes Us Normal (Southern Charm Recap) · Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge

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  Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and camera Judge.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of to Teas and
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  Speaker 2: a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp, Ban Tamra Judge.
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  Speaker 1: Now this is a special episode.
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  Speaker 2: Is our first episode ever recapping Southern Charm.
• 0:21
  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 3: So I wanted to catch up on the episode. So
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  Speaker 3: I watched twenty episodes I think eighteen to twenty episodes
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  Speaker 3: of Southern Charm.
• 0:29
  Speaker 2: I went indoke, balls out, or have a shot of whiskey.
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  Speaker 2: I wasn't sure which one it was. The you know
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  Speaker 2: what they put us to shame, it's what they're drinking.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I didn't realize that these guys on the show,
• 0:42
  Speaker 2: well except for Shep, are in their thirties. I could
• 0:46
  Speaker 2: be their chief's older than me. Is Craig really only
• 0:49
  Speaker 2: thirty six? Ye?
• 0:50
  Speaker 1: Yes, I thought he was like forty three.
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  Speaker 2: If you had to have sex for one yeah, same,
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  Speaker 2: you don't even have to. Oh you thought that I
• 1:01
  Speaker 2: had sex with Shep though, which is also fright.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you one million time you have sex with somebody,
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  Speaker 3: one time you get blamed for it.
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  Speaker 2: Listen, not even fell and slip listen, not even just
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  Speaker 2: the tip.
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  Speaker 1: Hell and slipped and hit the tip.
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  Speaker 2: No, we're gonna have him on and he'll tell you
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  Speaker 2: we've never even kissed.
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  Speaker 1: I did watch What Happens Live with Shep right after
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  Speaker 1: my facelift.
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  Speaker 2: Did he have beer only?
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  Speaker 1: No? No, this was a long time ago, oh years ago.
• 1:32
  Speaker 1: The recent face left. No, that was a brow left.
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  Speaker 1: This is the lower part of my face. So let's
• 1:37
  Speaker 1: talk about the cast.
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  Speaker 3: So Jet, which I never understood from last season, why
• 1:43
  Speaker 3: he was on the show Goodness, Well, evidently he left
• 1:49
  Speaker 3: during filming and he gave out a statement and it
• 1:53
  Speaker 3: said I'll leave it at that for now while I
• 1:55
  Speaker 3: work on next steps to recover both physically and mentally
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  Speaker 3: from what has been an extremely challenging and exhausting year.
• 2:03
  Speaker 1: Well, I think what happened to him.
• 2:05
  Speaker 2: Well, I think he said his drinking got away from
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  Speaker 2: him on the show. But also I think what really
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  Speaker 2: got away from him was Taylor.
• 2:14
  Speaker 1: I so he was upset about Taylor.
• 2:16
  Speaker 2: I think he was in love with Taylor.
• 2:18
  Speaker 1: So he quit the show because of this. I mean,
• 2:22
  Speaker 1: Jasey's so sensitive.
• 2:24
  Speaker 2: Well, I I think he probably realized he didn't have
• 2:27
  Speaker 2: a shot with her, So.
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  Speaker 3: We don't know how many episodes JT's going to be in.
• 2:30
  Speaker 3: But Olivia is now gone, not asked back, rumored to
• 2:33
  Speaker 3: be spending most of her time in Texas with a
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  Speaker 3: new boyfriend.
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  Speaker 1: So she was not we had.
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  Speaker 2: Her on the side. I know, back and listen. I
• 2:39
  Speaker 2: wish we had watched all of these episodes prior to
• 2:42
  Speaker 2: having her on. I know, because I would have had
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  Speaker 2: I would have been preparing questions.
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  Speaker 1: So new new cast members are Mollie, Sally. It's s
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  Speaker 1: A L. L. E.
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  Speaker 2: Wise is so Mally O'Connell. She was on Uh, she
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  Speaker 2: on America's Next Top Model. She was on America's Next
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  Speaker 2: Top Model.
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  Speaker 3: Yep, she's according to Bravo, she's a quirky Southern bell
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  Speaker 3: friendly but unfiltered. She grew up in Charleston but left
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  Speaker 3: to model around the world.
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  Speaker 1: She's back to.
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  Speaker 3: Reconnect with family and friends, and so she's on the show.
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  Speaker 3: Then there's Sally. I think it is a newcomer Charleston
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  Speaker 3: social scene by night and bubbly party girl by day.
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  Speaker 2: She's a robotic surgical technician. She actually has a job
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  Speaker 2: party girl, but robotic. She's a robotic surgical technician. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know what that means, Well, she probably uses.
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  Speaker 3: The like a laparoscopic kind of she's a surgical text.
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  Speaker 3: So she's like a nurse, like a type of a
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  Speaker 3: nurse that is in for that kind of stuff. She's intelligent,
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  Speaker 3: gorgeous and independent. Then we've got Ryan Ryan, a true
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  Speaker 3: Southern gentleman from Charleston's elite social scene, along with his husband,
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  Speaker 3: doctor Eddie Irons.
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  Speaker 1: I think it is he's.
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  Speaker 3: One of Patricia's closest friends. So I think he comes
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  Speaker 3: on as just a friend.
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  Speaker 2: Well, because I was going to say Rodrigo was new
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  Speaker 2: as well, but no, we've been seeing.
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  Speaker 3: Was Rodrigo and Rod Remember Rod?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know is Rod on this season.
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  Speaker 2: We didn't see him in the episode one.
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  Speaker 1: Now we barely got to meet Ryan at the party
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  Speaker 1: at the end.
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  Speaker 2: JT does this entire season, but he before finishing his
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  Speaker 2: confessionals or green screens or whatever you want to call it,
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  Speaker 2: he said, I'm that is.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know how stupid that is? Financially?
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  Speaker 3: Like, you've already filmed the whole season. That's the hardest part.
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  Speaker 3: Just go to your damn confessionals. You're not going to
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  Speaker 3: get your paycheck if you don't finish Dom.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well Dom's obviously not good with money. Well it
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  Speaker 2: probably has a lot of money already doing what I think.
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  Speaker 2: He's old like old money.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, he has old money.
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  Speaker 2: He's not like, you know, new money like us with
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  Speaker 2: our matching Louis vatans over there. We were the first
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  Speaker 2: ones that had the white ones with the with the
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  Speaker 2: colored lettering on it.
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  Speaker 1: So this is this season. Yeah, so Rodrigo is on.
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  Speaker 2: I don't see rod So we've got Venita, We've got Taylor,
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  Speaker 2: we've got Madison, We've got Shep Craig, Austin Roderie, and
• 5:09
  Speaker 2: everybody is slept with everybody pretty much. Madison's my favorite Madison.
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  Speaker 2: I love Madison hot mess express but likes.
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  Speaker 3: So cute and I love her little smile, her little
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  Speaker 3: crooked smile that she makes.
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  Speaker 2: She's cute. She's cute.
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  Speaker 1: She's had to address that.
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  Speaker 3: I guess one side of her face is rosen or
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  Speaker 3: something or paralyzed. So if you see her talk, she
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  Speaker 3: talks out of one side of her mouth and smile.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's super cute.
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  Speaker 2: She's cute.
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  Speaker 1: She's adorable.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, granted, when you go back in time and
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  Speaker 2: watch some of the things Madison has done. It makes
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  Speaker 2: her a little less cute, but then.
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  Speaker 3: That's okay, but she's still on ten years later. Sometimes
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  Speaker 3: you have to be an asshole.
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  Speaker 2: Well, at least she's like an in your face asshole,
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  Speaker 2: where Taylor is an undercover asshole. Oh yeah, undercover assholes
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  Speaker 2: are a problem for me, Taylor. Okay, well, let's let's
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  Speaker 2: get into the.
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  Speaker 3: I can't believe Taylor sent Whitney a nude picture of herself.
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  Speaker 2: I can't believe that we are meant to believe that
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  Speaker 2: anybody would have a dinner. I know this is last season,
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  Speaker 2: but anybody would have a dinner with like twenty five
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  Speaker 2: staff for those fours. I want to get it that well.
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  Speaker 3: I think it'd be so fun to have a dinner
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  Speaker 3: like that. Everybody has their own little person that stands
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  Speaker 3: behind them.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's so cute.
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  Speaker 3: But I feel like like, even when they are assholes
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  Speaker 3: with their little Southern accent, they just seem so Should.
• 6:32
  Speaker 2: I use my Southern accent for the my Southern charm pods?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, okay, no, please don't.
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  Speaker 2: Austin Craig are going on a road trip to Shep's
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  Speaker 2: family farm.
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  Speaker 1: Craig and I talk like that growing up yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: had to.
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  Speaker 2: Lose it from my old job. Craig and I would
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  Speaker 2: I think Craig and I would make good uh babies,
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  Speaker 2: Well yeah, but no, Craig and I would make good
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  Speaker 2: road trip partners.
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  Speaker 1: I like Craig.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because I forgot I presented at the BRAVOCONN at
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  Speaker 2: BRAVOCN last year. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I can't remember what it was for, but it was
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  Speaker 1: Craig and Austin and me.
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  Speaker 2: I was going through my old pictures and I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: oh my god, I forgot that.
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  Speaker 1: I totally presented. I was like this short. They were
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  Speaker 1: hovering over me.
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  Speaker 2: I was in between.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, I have a question.
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  Speaker 2: Do you think that Paige gets paid to be on
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  Speaker 2: Southern Charm and that he gets paid for being on? No?
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  Speaker 1: Definitely not.
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  Speaker 2: You don't even think a little baby day rate. No,
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  Speaker 2: because I don't care how much I like a long
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  Speaker 2: dist That's that's why.
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  Speaker 1: She's always going. I don't want to go out there.
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  Speaker 2: You don't think she's getting paid any I don't think so.
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  Speaker 3: I mean you think about housewives, husband's boyfriends don't get paid.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but she's on another show and she's just so
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  Speaker 2: damn likable and funny I know she's so cute. JT
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  Speaker 2: and Venita go shopping to get JT an outfit for
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  Speaker 2: the Carolina Cup.
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  Speaker 1: Did you have you ever gone to the Carolina Cup.
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  Speaker 2: I was arrested at the Carolina Cup.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, hold on, you went to horse jail, so it's.
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  Speaker 2: Not really a jail. So what happens is every year
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  Speaker 2: we would go Carolina Cup is in Camden, South Carolina,
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  Speaker 2: and you go and like, you, you know, a bunch
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  Speaker 2: of your like drunk idiot friends you like get into
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  Speaker 2: like a party bus and then you go and you
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  Speaker 2: wander around dressed up and.
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  Speaker 3: Get to their rest part. Please how long is this story?
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  Speaker 3: Speed it up bullet point at points?
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  Speaker 1: Please? Well, anyways, what did you tell me what you did?
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  Speaker 2: No? I was holding a drink and I was underage.
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  Speaker 1: Oh so what did they do?
• 8:49
  Speaker 2: So they put me and one of the I'm not
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  Speaker 2: going to out the other girl in a pay wagon. No,
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  Speaker 2: they put you like it's in like a little cage.
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  Speaker 2: And this was like before, like this was when you
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  Speaker 2: didn't have a cup and pet you you didn't have
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  Speaker 2: cell phones then, like it was like when cell phones
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  Speaker 2: are still like in luggage.
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  Speaker 1: How long did you have to stay in jail.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't. I mean, I was never on my own.
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  Speaker 1: How long did you have to stay in your cage?
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  Speaker 2: My Carolina cup cage? Yes, I don't think anyone came
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  Speaker 2: to find me for like two hours.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, cause.
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  Speaker 4: It's huge Carolina cup is were you even to other drunks?
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  Speaker 4: I wasn't even drunk.
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  Speaker 1: I just I don't believe that.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I was probably tipsy and had one shoe on,
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  Speaker 2: but like I still was formulating sentences. But I was,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, nineteen years old or something.
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  Speaker 1: But shame on you on your age drinking.
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  Speaker 2: I did have to pee in the cage. They wouldn't
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  Speaker 2: even let me go to the portage.
• 9:38
  Speaker 1: Okay, we don't need to talk about this anymore.
• 9:40
  Speaker 2: Oh whatever, I think you've peed on this cement. It
• 9:43
  Speaker 2: was a dare I had to do it. I was
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  Speaker 2: don't dare me. I was in a cage for two
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  Speaker 2: hours after having two boons farms.
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  Speaker 1: Oh god.
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  Speaker 2: Anyways, they go to the cup. JT is using a
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  Speaker 2: cane because of an ATV accident in Costa Rica. JT
• 9:58
  Speaker 2: and Austin haven't talk since last year, and JT wants
• 10:02
  Speaker 2: to have a conversation. With Austin to clear the beef.
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  Speaker 4: JT.
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  Speaker 3: You're so funny after you wanted to do a boy
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  Speaker 3: exorcism on him on Austin and now you want to talk.
• 10:15
  Speaker 2: But also you're bringing a cane around to everybody.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I mean the fact that he gave those canes
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  Speaker 3: out and then gave one to Patricia Like, nothing worse
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  Speaker 3: than giving an older lady a caine.
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  Speaker 2: Especially after we saw that she'd thrown her back out
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  Speaker 2: the season before.
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  Speaker 3: He just doesn't belong on the show. I'm sorry, he
• 10:34
  Speaker 3: just missed the mark on everything.
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  Speaker 2: But I mean he bothers me watching him, which I
• 10:39
  Speaker 2: think must mean you like him. I mean, at least
• 10:44
  Speaker 2: he's making an impact in some way.
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  Speaker 3: He is, but he's so hot on Austin's ass. Everything
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  Speaker 3: he does, it gets annoying.
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  Speaker 4: Because he's in love with Taylor.
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: Well, it's not going to happen, Bud, Yeah, move on.
• 10:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, isn't she dated? Like he took Taylor on like
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  Speaker 2: a vacation in like a European travel trip and she's
• 11:02
  Speaker 2: still hooked up with his friend and not him.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I guess Taylor is not as loose as we
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  Speaker 3: thought she was. Well, I mean, if she's sending Whitney nudes.
• 11:13
  Speaker 2: But also what is the matter if a nude is
• 11:16
  Speaker 2: slightly grade out or like, of all.
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  Speaker 1: People to send it Whitney, Yeah, well she knew he
• 11:25
  Speaker 1: was with.
• 11:26
  Speaker 2: Well, I think Whitney's probably has the most money, right.
• 11:29
  Speaker 1: Do you know Whitney's a producer of the show.
• 11:32
  Speaker 2: Well, he should produce him self.
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: Debate, Well, he's a producer of the show.
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  Speaker 3: And fun fact, Alex Baskin told me that they were
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  Speaker 3: going to do a show together with Whitney because he's
• 11:43
  Speaker 3: a producer, pitched him a show didn't end up happening,
• 11:45
  Speaker 3: and I said, isn't it weird though that He's like, no,
• 11:49
  Speaker 3: it's not weird.
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  Speaker 1: Because like, go oh, I never really thought about that.
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  Speaker 3: I always think of, like, you know, the producer out
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  Speaker 3: in the field, try and produce you.
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  Speaker 1: So it's like we never really see what gas.
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  Speaker 2: Like an executive producer.
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  Speaker 1: And what I think.
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  Speaker 2: Came about because he wanted his mom on the show
• 12:05
  Speaker 2: what his mom probably wanted to be on the show.
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  Speaker 2: She's great, she's good. Then Austin calls his girlfriend Audrey
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  Speaker 2: on the drive. Craig asked Austin why he did not
• 12:17
  Speaker 2: say I love you when ending the call. Austin and Audrey,
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  Speaker 2: this is going to be hard for me to as
• 12:23
  Speaker 2: and Audrey, this is going to be hard for me
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  Speaker 2: met last summer. They have been officially dating for three months.
• 12:28
  Speaker 2: Do you think they say I love you yet?
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  Speaker 1: Maybe not. It's Austin, Let's be honest.
• 12:34
  Speaker 2: Austin is not honest.
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  Speaker 1: That's exactly He's a boy.
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  Speaker 2: But do you think Austin's hot?
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: I think he's cute. He's got that Southern charm.
• 12:45
  Speaker 2: Did you guess what show we're recapping, tam Southern Charm?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Then Shep talks about his health journey. He did ayahuasca
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  Speaker 2: and Costa Rica at a retreat. He is now drinking
• 12:59
  Speaker 2: less and going to the gym more. He says he
• 13:01
  Speaker 2: reached out to Craig and Austin after Vegas last year
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  Speaker 2: and they blew him off. He is hurt. But I
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  Speaker 2: looked up some of the effects. I wrote them down
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  Speaker 2: because I didn't want to any guess. I'm very curious
• 13:12
  Speaker 2: about this about because you know, in case we were
• 13:16
  Speaker 2: ever going to consider doing ayahuasca, Those who take ayahuasca
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  Speaker 2: can experience symptoms like vomiting, diarrhea, feelings of euphoria, strong
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  Speaker 2: visual and auditory hallucinations, mine altering psychedelic effects, fear, and paranoia.
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  Speaker 2: It should be noted that some adverse effects, such as
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  Speaker 2: vomiting and diarrhea, are considered normal parts of the cleansing experience.
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  Speaker 2: People react to ayahuasca differently. Some experience a euphoria and
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  Speaker 2: a feeling of enlightenment, while others go through severe anxiety
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  Speaker 2: and panic panic. It's not uncommon for those taking ayahuasca
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: to experience both positive and negative effects from the brew.
• 13:53
  Speaker 2: I feel like I'm pretty good on the minty breakdowns,
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  Speaker 2: So I feel like like that my current, yes exactly,
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  Speaker 2: We're imagine me on ayahuasca.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe he'd be normal, doubt it.
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  Speaker 2: Doubt it.
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  Speaker 1: So what did it do for him? Made him work
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: out and drink lass? I think it was We could
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  Speaker 1: have just washed himself on the show.
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  Speaker 2: For that, I think he had for nine years and
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  Speaker 2: that didn't work. But then Craig and Austin talked about
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  Speaker 2: Shep in the car. Craig wants to have a relationship
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: with Shep. He misses Shep. If Shep wants to change,
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  Speaker 2: Craig is ready for him. Okay, So I recorded with
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: Shep at that Bravocon that they were all talking about
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  Speaker 2: m He was definitely a little sauce.
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a whiskey drinker.
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: Well not anymore now according to the last reunion it's
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: no hard alcohol. Yeah, but me and bie Lyon said
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: it was not going to be no hard alcohol and
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  Speaker 2: then that only lasted one season.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but there was no genuine love. When Craig and
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  Speaker 3: Austin showed up to Shep's house, they just like, no hud,
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  Speaker 3: no nothing.
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  Speaker 1: They just walked right in. Yeah, I'm like, nobody likes
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  Speaker 1: Sheep right now. Well, I think they and they haven't
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  Speaker 1: talked to.
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  Speaker 3: Him in months, so it's they're only seeing each other
• 15:12
  Speaker 3: because they're filming together.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I kind of feel like Shep was saying he
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: wasn't going to come back. Oh he did, I think,
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I kind of feel like he was hinting
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: around to that. But then Shep saying like, Craig's a
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: hypocrite because he went through drinking and acting like an asshole,
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: and so he feels like he shouldn't have anything to
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: say about it. He was a heavy drinker, right, But
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: how old is Craig thirty six? And this happened a
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: while ago. Correct? How old is shep forty three? Now,
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: there's no ways forty three. He's two grades higher than me,
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: and I'm forty three always forty forty four. I mean
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  Speaker 2: he's forty. He really needs to stop drinking. He needs
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: to grow up. Like, does he have a job other
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: than Southern trip because Southern Charm's not gonna last for
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: I think he wrote a book. I think he sent
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: me a book that's not a job. Well, that gets
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: you money?
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, does he have a job?
• 16:00
  Speaker 4: Did you write a book?
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: Can we read books?
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: Now? I've been asked so many times to write a book.
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: I just I know it's just turning down that book writing.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: Then Madison and Mollie go shopping together for the Carolina Cup.
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: Mollie is excited to see Craig. Mollie says she is
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: not trying to flirt and steal him from page Well,
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: I think it would be impossible, no matter if you're
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: freaking like Naomi Campbell, to steal Craig from.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: Exactly, it ain't happening.
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: Happening.
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: I'm curious to see what's going to happen with them,
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: because they've had this long term relationship and it's lasted for.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: Quite a while.
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I think it really in their mid thirties,
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: there's got to be a time.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: Where you're like, I want to get married, I want
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: to have kids. Were you going to end up?
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: Craig has talked about how his clock is ticking well.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: Craig is very busy making pillows.
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: Well, he has a full warehouse to make well, so
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: he's doing something right. But Madison thinks Molly and Whitney
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: would be would be cute together. Mollie likes Whitney but
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: does not think he's ready to settle down.
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: I just don't think Whitney has any sex appeal at all.
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: I don't I want to know, like who Whitney has
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: hooked up with? Did he hook up with the Redhead Catherine? Catherine?
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: I think he used to hook up with Catherine. I
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: could have made that up, but I feel like they
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: hooked it up. Mollie definitely, though, listens to Jiggly Squad
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: and knows better than to f with Paige.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: I like Molly. Have we seen Molly in past seasons?
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: I didn't see America's Next Time Model.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: We saw her no, But I'm saying has she ever
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: filmed in this cast before. I didn't see her last season.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: No New New you called it jiggly squad, giggly squad.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: Clearly we would be the jiggly squad actually under our arms.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: I think that Mollie is going to be good for
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: the show. I think she's being pretty open.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: She's very open.
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: She was talking about how she was a former model
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: and gained weight due to a thyroid issue, which a
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: lot of people can really.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: Too, and then kind of just feeling comfortable in her
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: skin and talking about it.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: I mean she's not heavy, No, no, not at all.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: But Craig and Austin then arrive at Shep's family farm.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: Shep talks to Craig and Austin about Bravocan, which we
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: oh my god.
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: How many seasons, how many different shows does bravocon and
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: Jeff Lewis get brought up in?
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: Well, the twots gets brought up pretty good amount too.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: I mean, we could do better.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: Cast some shit.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: Let's really go for it.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: Let's get Shep on here and cast some shit.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Shep wishes that Craig and Austin supported him during
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: that hard time. Craig and Austin did not help Shep
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: because after Vegas, he got even worse. Well, isn't that
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: normally what happens? You get even worse before you get better.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: I don't have a drinking problem, but well, in anything
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: in life.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I mean.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: But Craig says Shep's unhealthy behavior affected his image business,
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: and Craig has stopped drinking over the last year. Craig
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: is drinking beer. We have to also be clear. Do
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: you become a certain age where you're like, I can't
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: handle that hard alcohol. It makes me feel like shit afterwards,
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: and I do stupid shit like I can have champs
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: or beers, but like if guy wouldn't even want to
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: be around you if you're drinking a beer, the burping
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: that would come out of your mouth, it's actually soothing
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: for the acid reflux. Beer is yeah, because there's like
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: all the bubbles.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: What about champagne?
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: I mean, have I burped today? Oh?
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: Days? Young? The day is?
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: Then do you think Shep's actions could actually hurt Craig's business?
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: Oh no, So that part didn't really make sense, not
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: at all. But I I do think that.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: Craig, sometimes you get sick of taking care of a person.
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: Well, I think Craig's a big point now that he's
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: got Paige. Yeah, he's not like he's not a bro anymore.
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: He's not there wanting to party. He wants to I
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: think he wants to settle down.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: His conspiracy theories are hilarious.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, we should get some tinfoil hats.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: Oh and come up with our own.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: We should have done a bicep drink. I don't know
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: how they do that.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: The minute Shep walked in to the two Teas interview
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: at Bravocon, we knew kind of what we were working with.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: Then we see Craig cooks dinner while Shep and Austin chat.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: Why do they always like compare themselves to one another?
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: They're little bitches.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: But Shep says that during his ayahuasca trip, he had
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: a vision of Austin and his sister. Austin's sister died
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: when he was seven. It's really sad. And then Shep
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: also had a vision of Taylor as a bird where
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: he took her into his nest.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: Deep shit right there.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: Especially because I don't think he knew Austin when Austin's
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: sister was seven.
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: No, it's like one of those things where my therapist goes, Okay,
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: we're gonna do this exercise.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: Close your eyes, release everything.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: Does that?
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: Yes, and then she'll go just erase everything of your mind.
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: What do you think? What do you see?
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: And why?
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: I go nothing? I see nothing. That's what I see.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: I think I see Dad. I know. It's like such
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: a weird when somebody tells you to that. You're like,
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: I don't know what I see. My therapist doesn't do that.
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: Do we think that's what's wrong with me? Yes? Then
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: Mollie Taylor tries to take you back to previous trauma. Oh,
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: you're going back. See. Some therapists believe in taking you
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: back through your past childhood trauma, and then some believe
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: that you work like you don't focus on the past. Yep.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: Then Mollie Taylor, JT, Venita, Leva, Rodrigo, and Tyler get
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: on a party bus for the Carolina Cup. JT says
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: his and Taylor's relationship is fine after she rejected It's fine, fine,
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: it's fine. It's like when people are like, do you
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: want to do this? Sure?
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: But did he really think he had a chance with her?
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm sure she led him on.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: I'm sure she shipped naked pictures.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: Do you think she's sent a nude?
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: I don't know, but I need to see the naked
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: picture because Madison said I saw titty and frontal frontal.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: I don't think Madison saw anything. But I don't think
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: she saw anything because I think she would have given
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: like explicit. Well, Taylor now has moved on and she
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: has a boyfriend who she's still I don't Gaston, where
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: do they come up with these names?
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: Gaston?
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: And not to be confused with beauty and the Beast.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: You gave me Gaston. No, that's a little mermaid.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: I don't crab, trusty crab.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, well anything? Is it just me?
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: Or does JT look like a young Shane Simpson?
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I right, does it? I think it's
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: the height and the expression. I mean, his personality doesn't
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: sound again but Shane, I think is funny. It's funny
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: and has like a But.
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: JT's jokes never land.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: Now because they're they're scripted.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: Every word out of his mouth is so awkward, you
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: just like, oh god, JT, please shut up?
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: And I kept calling him PJ, PJ.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: Well, what's the other guy on POTENTIAKA No, not that.
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: PK JT and PDJ.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: Who's TJ from Potomac? There's so many actors, can't we
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: just use your name? Then Madison and Austin chat. Madison
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: and Shep are better since Vegas. Everyone on the party
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: bus talks about Austin and his girlfriend Mollie Taylor. Venita
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: and lev are shocked that Austin and Audrey have been
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: together for so long. I live three months, so long.
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: Vanita and Leva have heard whisperings about other women dating
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: Austin at a similar time. This causes cheating speculation.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: God, you so I don't want to go through cheating speculations.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: Last season was all about Taylor and Austin the entire season.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: But you know what, I have a feeling we could
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: probably skip through a lot of this, and Taylor is
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: probably going to hook up with Shep again.
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: She's got a boyfriend now, Teddy. She might send him
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: a nude though it might happen.
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: Well.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: Then everyone arrives at Madison's Carolina cup block Shep, Yeah,
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: that's what you do that They're not ever gonna bomp
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: it again. Oh you think you've never unblocked somebody and
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: followed them again.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: Maybe.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: Then everyone arrives at Madison's Carolina Cup party. JT gives
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: Austin a kine to make amends. SHEP says hi to Taylor,
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: Taylor block SHEP. J T gives Patricia kaye, and she is,
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: of course offended by.
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: Did totally totally unaware, Like if she could have.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: Killed him in another moment and erased him from this
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: world in that moment, she would.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: Have been like, dude, what are you doing?
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: Were you with me at Bravochon when we sat next
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: to Patricia or was I with Tisphedra not with me?
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, she's really funny. I really like her.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: Then we see a two months later teaser. JT says
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: Craig lied and offended Patricia. Craig says that JT called
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: Patricia a bitch he needed to end up in the
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: Carolina cupcage when he gave her the cane and then
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: she rejected it.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: She should have just hit him in the head with it.
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: Listen.
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: She should have been like, you're fired, bam.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: Bam, met and stead he quit.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: Oh it was really good.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: I'm liking it. I do feel like after watching all
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: of last season and then watching this first episode, I'm
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: gonna need Levet to be more. I like her, I
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: like her, loved her in the reunion where she actually
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: is given a well, she's like business. She has a spinoff, yeah,
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: Southern Hospitality.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Oh I don't watch that show. I need to watch
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: that one now.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a good show. But because we've seen her
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: personality there, it's kind of like a vander Pump Rules
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: show where she manages these restaurants and bars and whatever.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: But like Leva and Vanita give so much like when
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: asked a question, but in scene they don't do much.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I don't understand that.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: Let's hope it changes. It will because they have good
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: ship to say. Yep. All right, thanks guys for tuning
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: in for another episode of to Teas and a Pod.
• 26:40
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