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Lightning Round: March Madness, Friday the 13th & Viral Penguins | Fast Five Shorts · Omni Talk Retail

• 0:00
  Let's
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  go
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  to
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  the
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  lightning
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  round.
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  Jen,
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  first
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  question.
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  St.
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  Patrick's
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  Day
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  is
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  less
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  than
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  one
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  week
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  away.
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  What
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  is
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  your
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  favorite
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  St.
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  Patrick's
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  Day
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  memory?
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  I
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  know
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  you
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  don't
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  love
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  it
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  when
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  I
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  talk
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  about
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  my
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  alma
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  mater,
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  Michigan
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  State.
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  Yeah,
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  go
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  ahead.
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  And
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  I
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  don't
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  try
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  to
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  bring
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  this
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  up
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  in
• 0:18
  every.
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  Every
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  episode
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  we
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  do,
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  but
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  it
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  just.
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  It
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  just
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  magically
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  happens.
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  There's
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  something
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  about
• 0:23
  St.
• 0:23
  Patrick's
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  Day
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  and
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  East
• 0:24
  Lansing
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  that
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  go
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  really
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  well
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  together.
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  So
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  I
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  would
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  say
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  my
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  favorite
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  memory
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  would
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  have
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  to
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  be.
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  I
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  cannot
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  tell
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  you
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  which
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  year,
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  but
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  it
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  happens
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  to
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  get
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  warm
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  on
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  St.
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  Patrick's
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  Day
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  for
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  the
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  first
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  time,
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  everybody's
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  out
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  and
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  about
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  on
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  campus.
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  A
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  lot
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  of
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  green
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  beer,
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  a
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  lot
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  of
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  sort
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  of
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  sunny
• 0:42
  day
• 0:42
  drinking,
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  asleep.
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  By
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  5pm
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  in
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  East
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  Lansing.
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  That
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  definitely
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  tops
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  the
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  charts
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  for
• 0:47
  me.
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  So
• 0:48
  your
• 0:48
  lightning
• 0:49
  round
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  question.
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  Chris,
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  I
• 0:51
  can't
• 0:51
  wait
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  to
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  hear
• 0:52
  your
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  answer
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  on
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  this.
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  A
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  penguin
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  wandering
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  away
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  from
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  its
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  colony
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  toward
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  the
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  mountains
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  has
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  gone
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  viral
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  online,
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  and
• 1:00
  I
• 1:00
  did
• 1:00
  look
• 1:01
  up
• 1:01
  that
• 1:01
  meme,
• 1:02
  and
• 1:02
  the
• 1:03
  Internet
• 1:03
  is
• 1:03
  calling
• 1:03
  it
• 1:04
  the
• 1:04
  Nihilist
• 1:05
  Penguin.
• 1:06
  Chris,
• 1:07
  what
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  in
• 1:07
  reit,
• 1:08
  in
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  this
• 1:08
  retail
• 1:09
  world,
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  makes
• 1:09
  you
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  feel
• 1:10
  like
• 1:10
  that
• 1:10
  nihilist
• 1:11
  penguin?
• 1:12
  Like
• 1:12
  a
• 1:12
  nihilist
• 1:12
  penguin.
• 1:13
  What
• 1:13
  makes
• 1:13
  me
• 1:13
  feel
• 1:13
  like
• 1:13
  a
• 1:14
  penguin?
• 1:14
  Jen?
• 1:14
  That's
• 1:14
  your
• 1:14
  question?
• 1:15
  That's
• 1:15
  what
• 1:15
  you're
• 1:15
  asking
• 1:15
  me?
• 1:17
  What
• 1:17
  makes
• 1:18
  me
• 1:18
  feel
• 1:18
  like
• 1:18
  a
• 1:18
  penguin?
• 1:19
  Oh,
• 1:20
  my
• 1:20
  God.
• 1:21
  Off
• 1:21
  the
• 1:22
  top
• 1:22
  of
• 1:22
  my
• 1:22
  head,
• 1:22
  the
• 1:22
  only
• 1:22
  thing
• 1:22
  I
• 1:23
  can
• 1:23
  think
• 1:23
  of
• 1:23
  is
• 1:24
  my
• 1:24
  walk
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  or
• 1:25
  my
• 1:25
  general
• 1:25
  gait.
• 1:26
  As
• 1:26
  I
• 1:26
  get
• 1:26
  older,
• 1:27
  I
• 1:27
  feel
• 1:27
  like
• 1:27
  I'm
• 1:27
  walking
• 1:27
  more
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  like
• 1:28
  a
• 1:28
  penguin
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  with
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  each
• 1:29
  passing
• 1:29
  year,
• 1:29
  Jen,
• 1:30
  I
• 1:30
  feel
• 1:30
  like
• 1:31
  that's.
• 1:31
  That's
• 1:31
  what's
• 1:31
  going
• 1:32
  on
• 1:32
  for
• 1:32
  me.
• 1:32
  I'm
• 1:33
  kind
• 1:33
  of
• 1:33
  waddling
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  as
• 1:34
  I
• 1:34
  get
• 1:34
  older,
• 1:34
  which
• 1:35
  is
• 1:37
  not.
• 1:38
  Not
• 1:39
  if
• 1:39
  you
• 1:39
  download
• 1:40
  the
• 1:40
  Move
• 1:40
  app
• 1:41
  from
• 1:41
  Dick
• 1:42
  Sporting
• 1:42
  Goods.
• 1:43
  Right?
• 1:43
  Yes.
• 1:43
  Yes,
• 1:44
  yes,
• 1:44
  of
• 1:44
  course.
• 1:45
  That'll
• 1:45
  hurt
• 1:45
  my
• 1:46
  knee.
• 1:46
  And
• 1:46
  then
• 1:46
  I'll
• 1:46
  just
• 1:46
  be
• 1:47
  waddling
• 1:47
  with.
• 1:47
  You
• 1:48
  know,
• 1:48
  without
• 1:49
  any.
• 1:49
  Anything
• 1:50
  I
• 1:50
  could
• 1:50
  do
• 1:50
  about
• 1:50
  it,
• 1:50
  too.
• 1:51
  But.
• 1:51
  But.
• 1:51
  All
• 1:51
  right,
• 1:51
  Jen,
• 1:52
  since
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  you
• 1:52
  brought
• 1:53
  up
• 1:53
  Michigan
• 1:53
  State,
• 1:54
  I
• 1:54
  was
• 1:55
  going
• 1:55
  to
• 1:55
  try
• 1:55
  to
• 1:55
  preempt
• 1:55
  you,
• 1:56
  but
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  you
• 1:56
  preempted
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  me.
• 1:57
  So
• 1:58
  March
• 1:58
  Madness
• 1:58
  is
• 1:59
  coming
• 1:59
  on
• 2:00
  very
• 2:00
  fast
• 2:00
  here.
• 2:01
  What
• 2:01
  chances
• 2:02
  are
• 2:02
  you
• 2:02
  giving
• 2:02
  old
• 2:03
  Tom
• 2:03
  Izzo
• 2:03
  and
• 2:04
  your
• 2:04
  Spartans
• 2:04
  this
• 2:04
  year?
• 2:06
  It's
• 2:06
  always
• 2:07
  hard
• 2:07
  to
• 2:07
  count
• 2:07
  Izzo
• 2:08
  out
• 2:08
  in
• 2:08
  March.
• 2:10
  Yeah,
• 2:10
  it
• 2:10
  is,
• 2:10
  for
• 2:10
  sure.
• 2:11
  But
• 2:11
  I
• 2:11
  did
• 2:11
  watch
• 2:12
  that
• 2:12
  loss
• 2:12
  to
• 2:12
  Michigan.
• 2:13
  Was
• 2:13
  it
• 2:14
  this
• 2:14
  weekend?
• 2:14
  This
• 2:14
  past
• 2:15
  week,
• 2:15
  actually.
• 2:16
  Yeah.
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  That
• 2:17
  was
• 2:17
  really,
• 2:18
  really
• 2:18
  tough.
• 2:18
  I
• 2:18
  thought
• 2:19
  we
• 2:19
  had
• 2:19
  them
• 2:19
  this
• 2:19
  time.
• 2:20
  Close
• 2:20
  enough,
• 2:21
  but
• 2:21
  not
• 2:21
  a
• 2:21
  win.
• 2:22
  So
• 2:23
  I'll
• 2:24
  give
• 2:24
  them
• 2:24
  a
• 2:24
  solid
• 2:24
  chance.
• 2:25
  I'm
• 2:25
  not
• 2:25
  going
• 2:25
  to
• 2:25
  give
• 2:25
  it
• 2:25
  a
• 2:26
  percentage
• 2:26
  here.
• 2:26
  I'll
• 2:26
  put
• 2:27
  Them
• 2:27
  in
• 2:27
  the
• 2:27
  middle
• 2:27
  of
• 2:27
  my
• 2:27
  bracket
• 2:28
  as
• 2:28
  the
• 2:28
  winner
• 2:28
  every
• 2:29
  single
• 2:29
  time.
• 2:30
  But
• 2:31
  my
• 2:31
  husband's
• 2:31
  a
• 2:31
  Nebraska
• 2:32
  fan.
• 2:32
  They
• 2:32
  are
• 2:33
  looking
• 2:33
  pretty,
• 2:33
  pretty
• 2:34
  great
• 2:34
  this
• 2:34
  year.
• 2:34
  It's
• 2:34
  been
• 2:34
  a
• 2:35
  fun
• 2:35
  story.
• 2:36
  We're
• 2:36
  also
• 2:38
  watching
• 2:38
  Illinois.
• 2:39
  I'm
• 2:39
  from
• 2:39
  Illinois.
• 2:40
  So
• 2:40
  it'll
• 2:40
  be
• 2:40
  a
• 2:41
  big
• 2:41
  ten
• 2:41
  year
• 2:42
  for
• 2:42
  basketball,
• 2:42
  I
• 2:43
  hope,
• 2:43
  and
• 2:44
  I'm
• 2:45
  going
• 2:45
  to
• 2:45
  give
• 2:45
  is
• 2:45
  a
• 2:45
  shot.
• 2:46
  So
• 2:47
  probability,
• 2:47
  probability,
• 2:48
  probably
• 2:48
  they
• 2:49
  make
• 2:49
  the
• 2:49
  Final
• 2:49
  Four.
• 2:49
  What
• 2:49
  are
• 2:49
  you
• 2:50
  giving
• 2:50
  it?
• 2:50
  What
• 2:50
  are
• 2:50
  you
• 2:50
  giving
• 2:50
  it?
• 2:51
  20%,
• 2:52
  50%.
• 2:53
  Oh,
• 2:53
  come
• 2:53
  on,
• 2:54
  Jen.
• 2:54
  Did
• 2:54
  you
• 2:55
  say
• 2:55
  20?
• 2:56
  Yeah,
• 2:56
  20.
• 2:56
  Of
• 2:57
  course
• 2:57
  I
• 2:57
  did.
• 2:57
  Yeah.
• 2:58
  They
• 2:59
  just
• 2:59
  lost
• 2:59
  to
• 2:59
  Michigan.
• 3:01
  Well,
• 3:01
  whatever.
• 3:01
  March
• 3:02
  is
• 3:02
  different.
• 3:02
  We
• 3:02
  can't
• 3:02
  lose
• 3:03
  three
• 3:03
  times
• 3:03
  to
• 3:03
  Michigan.
• 3:05
  Okay,
• 3:05
  85.
• 3:06
  85%.
• 3:07
  All
• 3:08
  right,
• 3:08
  you
• 3:08
  heard
• 3:08
  it
• 3:08
  here,
• 3:08
  folks.
• 3:09
  You
• 3:09
  hear
• 3:09
  to
• 3:09
  hear
• 3:09
  85%.
• 3:10
  Michigan
• 3:11
  State
• 3:11
  is
• 3:11
  in
• 3:11
  the
• 3:11
  Final
• 3:11
  Four.
• 3:12
  All
• 3:12
  right.
• 3:12
  I'm
• 3:13
  loyal
• 3:14
  from.
• 3:15
  All
• 3:15
  right.
• 3:16
  Love
• 3:16
  it.
• 3:16
  So,
• 3:17
  Chris,
• 3:17
  Friday.
• 3:18
  This
• 3:18
  Friday
• 3:19
  is
• 3:19
  Friday
• 3:19
  the
• 3:20
  13th.
• 3:21
  Are
• 3:21
  you
• 3:21
  superstitious
• 3:22
  at
• 3:22
  all
• 3:22
  or
• 3:23
  is
• 3:23
  there
• 3:23
  one
• 3:24
  thing
• 3:24
  you
• 3:25
  just
• 3:25
  sort
• 3:25
  of
• 3:25
  won't
• 3:25
  mess
• 3:26
  with
• 3:26
  just
• 3:26
  in
• 3:27
  case?
• 3:28
  Oh,
• 3:28
  that's
• 3:28
  interesting.
• 3:29
  How
• 3:29
  superstitious
• 3:30
  am
• 3:30
  I?
• 3:30
  You
• 3:30
  know,
• 3:31
  believe
• 3:31
  it
• 3:31
  or
• 3:31
  not,
• 3:31
  I
• 3:32
  am
• 3:32
  not
• 3:32
  superstitious
• 3:33
  about
• 3:33
  Friday
• 3:33
  the
• 3:33
  13th.
• 3:34
  I've
• 3:34
  never
• 3:34
  even
• 3:34
  seen
• 3:34
  a
• 3:35
  Friday
• 3:35
  the
• 3:35
  13th
• 3:35
  movie.
• 3:36
  Not
• 3:36
  a
• 3:36
  single
• 3:37
  one,
• 3:37
  if
• 3:37
  you
• 3:37
  can
• 3:37
  believe
• 3:38
  that,
• 3:39
  which
• 3:39
  is
• 3:39
  surprising
• 3:40
  given
• 3:40
  my
• 3:40
  love
• 3:40
  of
• 3:40
  movies.
• 3:40
  But
• 3:41
  I
• 3:41
  don't
• 3:41
  like
• 3:41
  horror
• 3:41
  movies
• 3:41
  at
• 3:42
  all.
• 3:43
  But
• 3:43
  I
• 3:43
  will
• 3:43
  say
• 3:43
  this.
• 3:44
  I
• 3:44
  always
• 3:44
  knock
• 3:45
  on
• 3:45
  wood.
• 3:46
  You
• 3:46
  know,
• 3:46
  if
• 3:46
  somebody
• 3:47
  says
• 3:47
  something,
• 3:47
  I'm
• 3:47
  always
• 3:47
  knocking
• 3:48
  on
• 3:48
  wood.
• 3:48
  You
• 3:48
  do
• 3:48
  the
• 3:48
  same
• 3:49
  thing.
• 3:49
  Yeah,
• 3:49
  I
• 3:50
  do.
• 3:50
  I
• 3:50
  do,
• 3:50
  yes.
• 3:51
  I'm
• 3:51
  always
• 3:52
  knocking
• 3:52
  on
• 3:52
  wood.
• 3:52
  I
• 3:52
  don't
• 3:52
  know
• 3:53
  why,
• 3:53
  but.
• 3:53
  So
• 3:53
  I
• 3:53
  must
• 3:53
  be
• 3:53
  superstitious
• 3:54
  to
• 3:54
  some
• 3:55
  degree,
• 3:55
  you
• 3:56
  know,
• 3:56
  for
• 3:56
  that
• 3:56
  reason.
• 3:57
  So
• 3:57
  produce.
• 3:58
  Ella,
• 3:58
  how
• 3:59
  superstitious
• 4:00
  are
• 4:00
  you?
• 4:00
  Yeah,
• 4:01
  I'm
• 4:01
  pretty
• 4:01
  superstitious,
• 4:02
  I'd
• 4:02
  say.
• 4:02
  Back
• 4:03
  in
• 4:03
  my
• 4:03
  sports
• 4:03
  days,
• 4:04
  I
• 4:04
  was
• 4:04
  athlete.
• 4:05
  Yes.
• 4:05
  Wearing
• 4:06
  the
• 4:06
  same
• 4:06
  ponytails.
• 4:07
  I
• 4:07
  was
• 4:07
  doing
• 4:07
  my
• 4:07
  makeup
• 4:08
  the
• 4:08
  same
• 4:08
  way.
• 4:09
  But
• 4:09
  when
• 4:09
  it
• 4:09
  comes
• 4:09
  to
• 4:09
  Friday
• 4:10
  the
• 4:10
  13th,
• 4:11
  I
• 4:11
  kind
• 4:11
  of
• 4:11
  think
• 4:11
  it's
• 4:11
  a
• 4:11
  mindset,
• 4:12
  like
• 4:12
  the
• 4:13
  voodoo,
• 4:13
  the.
• 4:13
  You
• 4:14
  know,
• 4:14
  if
• 4:14
  you
• 4:15
  think
• 4:15
  it's
• 4:15
  going
• 4:15
  to
• 4:15
  be
• 4:15
  bad,
• 4:15
  it
• 4:16
  might
• 4:16
  be
• 4:16
  bad.