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Check Your Friend’s Prostate: The Hateful Eight's Destroyed Guitar · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt it's all
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  bit hearty so I don't really understand it Luke is that a little sashwat penis
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  Dan I accidentally got soap in my urethra and occasionally Terry smallo
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  maybe you wake up in the middle of the night with a little sashwat pis inside
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  of you multiple nerdgasm your guide to
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  all things
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  nerdy can I just say [ __ ] my team what's
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  happened they are useless you mean your work team or do you mean the Sydney
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  rabitos no I mean the team I mean oh you don't know about this I'm in a team he
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  knows he listens to the podcast yeah yeah okay I know you're your achievement
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  team my achievement yep they are useless so last week one of them decided to play
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  a brand new game and get some achievements which they scored quite
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  High last week because of that H problem is the way the competition works is the
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  more people get an achievement the less points it's worth yeah it's scaled right
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  yeah yeah true true achievement score true achievements so his true
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  achievement score for that is now minus for this week what a [ __ ] not minus
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  like a few I get minus I'm on probably minus 100 for the entire week I'll be on
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  first day he was minus 500 [ __ ] that's like half an entire game behind just be
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  glad I'm not on your team cuz most any achievements that I get everyone else
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  has got the only achievement I've gotten recently is uh when I started sleeping
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  with my companion in Fallout 4 I thought you were going to say one of your Mormon
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  wives Dan's back by the way yeah I'm back oh yes yeah do you know I made a
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  joke about having Mormon wives on uh on Utah TV did you did you happen to see that
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  I'm sure I didn't I didn't so um the most interviews was just Brian and I co
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  co-director and me but this one was Brian and Brian's wife Laura who's also
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  the producer of the film and uh they're chatting with us about the film and then
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  they said to Laura so how do you know these guys and she goes oh through
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  marriage meaning she's married to Brian and then I said yeah that's right
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  we're in a uh polygamous marriage and uh the woman went oh and then I looked
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  right into the camera and I said and I'd like to thank the state of Utah for
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  warmly welcoming us and the look on the
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  camera woman's face and the interview face it's just Priceless that's [ __ ]
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  awesome yeah you're not meant to make jokes like that apparently oh
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  no yeah sort of understand people are sensitive about religion the funny thing
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  was though because I was in Utah right I was in Park City which is this tiny
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  little town but I mean it's a tiny little town that once a year 30,000
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  people took to come for one week because there's two festivals happening Sundance
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  and slam dance together right and so it's packed out with all these you know
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  the locals go away they rent their houses out but every local that I did
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  meet I just couldn't help but ask them are you a
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  Mormon and most of them said no I'm not a Mormon and the closest I got to
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  meeting an actual Mormon was at about 3:00 in the morning I met this
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  intoxicated girl on the street who tried to ask me if I was going to a
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  party and could she come and uh I was like no I'm going home and you should
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  too and but then I couldn't help it and I said though are you a Mormon and she
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  said up until the end of last year I was but then I started doing things that I
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  really enjoy that the Mormon church on and I didn't ask her to elaborate but
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  man because I didn't want her to say drinking you know like just have like
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  just having one wife yeah exactly right yeah exactly right not having any Sister
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  Wives like yeah if you if if you're a wife of a of a [ __ ] gentleman are the
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  other wives your wife They're Your Sister Wives oh are they is that that
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  sister wife yeah okay okay oh good I'm glad someone's CAU that covered yeah no
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  no they they worked out a name for it don't worry yeah Joseph Smith's got it
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  covered yeah he's [ __ ] got it see everything that I know about Mormons I
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  learned from The Book of Mormon the Broadway musical oh man you know what so
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  I was in Los Angeles right for the
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  weekend because of misadventure and
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  uh I looked online and the Book of
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  Mormon comes to LA in two weeks time oh
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  man I was so disappointed so good and I just spent the week in Utah like it
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  would have been the perfect time to see Book of Mormon oh man cuz right now the
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  only things I know about Mormonism I learned from Big Love With Bill Paxton
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  so I heard they're bringing it to Australia but it's going to be like the
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  backup cast which I mean it's probably fine I mean the play is [ __ ]
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  hilarious any I've already got tickets for it oh really when is it uh 2017 oh
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  all right well I don't live in Australia so that doesn't help me is it still
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  playing on Broadway probably if it's still playing on Broadway I'll go and
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  see it after you we should all go see it yeah actually we should do it actually I
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  would love to see it again I was lucky enough to be with Luke when we were
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  going to see it because as you know lukee just somehow manages to you know
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  stumble his way into things right and this this for the listeners The Book of
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  Mormon is a a Broadway musical by Matt Stone and Trey Parker from South Park
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  and it sells out like it was sold out yeah and we have like weeks in advance
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  yeah we were in New York and Luke was like I want to go see that and I was
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  like there's no way we're going to get tickets and Luke was like H we'll figure
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  it out it's like fine whatever so we walk down to the theater and there's a
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  line there and and we're like what's this and they're likeoh it's the line
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  for you know spare tickets for you know when there's like leftovers or standing
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  room only tickets and all that jazz and I was like oh looks like we're going to
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  wait in the line I'm like all right fine we'll wait in the line for
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  disappointment later so I think I bought a hot dog and then I stood in the line
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  with you we get to the window right and we're like um two tickets and they're
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  like oh standing room only and we're like that's fine so we get two tickets
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  MH they hand them to us and then literally she pulls the down oh closed
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  wow and all the people behind us were like a was Luke in his wheelchair at the
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  time no cuz that helps especially in America cuz Luke in the wheelchair with
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  the beard and the tattoos you probably look like a veteran no that says I was just the
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  walking stick then but I might bring it for next trip I would I would so I
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  recommend listeners if you're going to go away on a trip take Luke with you
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  he's like a little blind Stone hoing Clover of luck you just kiss him for good
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  luck I swear I was kissing him for luck I don't need a
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  lot unless you're his mobile phone yeah in which case you will be smashed stay
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  off the Hulk ride stay off the Hulk well you know let you can't take a mobile
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  phone we've discussed this you can't take a mobile phone onto the Hulk cide I
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  proved it you can't take anything on there no you can Luke proved you can
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  what do you mean you just it just gets F uh he I went with Luke right he took his
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  phone on got smashed yeah I went back there a couple of years later metal
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  detectors you can't take anything on there now really theyit minute I because
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  of Luke they changed the rules that's that's the only assumption I can make
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  magnificent I I put everything in my Lo Jenna got so mad at me because we're
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  putting stuff in the lockers and I I put most stuff in there and then I left like
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  some coins and [ __ ] in my pocket cuz I was like they're not going to care about
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  that and I got turned back and sorry I'll clarify first I got turned back
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  because I had my phone on me and I said you didn't say phone you said bag and he
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  was like put your phone in the locker as well so I was like fine so I went back I
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  put the phone in the locker came back up he was like fine go in got up to the top
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  where you get on the ride metal detector what's in your pocket coins back you
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  go for [ __ ] sake coins I was like change your sign
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  yeah strip naked Beyond this point yeah exactly yeah if it's not inside here it
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  doesn't go on the ride [Laughter]
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  speaking of uh speaking of have you guys have you guys ever been groped by a man
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  I I can't say I have Matt um no not at
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  all what do you mean by groped exactly yeah well do you mean have I had a
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  doctor touch my balls is that what you're asking I do mean that I do mean
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  that oh then yes many many times at least they said they were doctors right
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  it was in alley behind a PB but he did assure me he was a doctor did have to
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  pay him but see okay see I went for a medical all right and I
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  expected that that might happen except it never came up right and so I thought
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  maybe it doesn't you know yeah maybe I'm just being paranoid I've seen too many
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  movies yeah so I get in there checking my reflexes checking in my ears checking
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  my eyes gets me to stand up checking my balance you know like poking poking the
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  stomach area to make sure there's no um you no issues there and then all of a
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  sudden into the pants he's like all right just checking the balls oh what he
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  straight into the pants he just went into your pants it wasn't like he didn't
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  ask you to take down or anything NOP hand in and he cough cough all right no
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  hernas just check the balls yep all right wait and then I and then and then
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  and then was like all right went over the table over the desk to write some
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  stuff down and I was like well that just happened yeah did did you just wow no
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  consent well I mean implied consent cuz I mean obiously I went in there now I
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  went in there to have the medic she was at my [ __ ] house office so that's implied
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  consent [ __ ] man yeah I just I didn't know that was going to happen that's
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  that's my point well but every time it's happens for me I've known it's coming me
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  too it's only happened once and he said to me look I'm really sorry but I'm going to have
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  to so would you please in your own time when you're feeling comfortable take
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  your pants down and then give me the nod saying it's all right for me to come and
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  touch you yeah not just yeah let me give a little feel it was very quick because
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  I assume he was you know came instantly yeah he's very experienced well he's not
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  doing it for fun either right so he he just kind of you know when he was hold
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  my hand and that's that's done and then I thought maybe he just didn't want to
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  talk about it either sure he we were just like let's just move on you know
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  what if I was a doctor and I had to like part of my daily routine was grabbing a
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  guy's balls I reckon I'd do it like that too just like and they did it done now
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  we don't talk about this because we're men and move on I wouldn't want to be
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  like question when do we start have to worrying about prostate exams are we
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  getting to the age yet over 50 I think oh we're good good for now do you want
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  to just we could start checking each other for prostate problem we could
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  start checking each other I mean would you who would you rather do it to you a
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  [ __ ] stranger or a good mate you know
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  well I mean a qualifi training it knows what to look for yeah where you're just
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  sticking your fingers in it's like um oh you do it with your finger okay not
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  interested I'm going to do with the most sensitive part of my body look totally
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  totally unobstructed so yep you're
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  good well we did talk on this podcast before about the new robot that medical
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  schools are using to teach people how to check prostates because no human guinea
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  pigs are available yeah there was uh I remember kyl
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  Pilkington talking about it once with Ricky jaes and he was like why can't
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  they teach me to do it myself cuz you're not a doctor yeah uh
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  do we have a jingle for Matt gets grubbed by a
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  man we do now mat
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  get [Music]
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  by we have any additional groping news or
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  trying to find I don't think we do we don't even have any dick news this week
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  oh oh we do we do I've been a terrible
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  terrible podcast host and I failed to put the dick news we were sent by a
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  listener in the spreadsheet I knew there was something busted out [Music]
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  Nows listen to cognac Legion has sent in some dick news it's about a 99 million
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  year old erection 99 million year old Direction that's definitely over the 4
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  hours 99 million year old yeah it's impressive scientists have found inomed
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  in Amber in Southeast Asia where in Southeast Asia this is very
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  important uh I don't know if it says but uh all right they found an arachnid so a
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  spider yeah with an erection
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  what so an arachnid with an erection nearly half the size of its body has
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  been found in Southeast Asia preserved in Amber for millions of years wow I
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  mean if I'm ever caught in Amber that's how I want to be definitely found well
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  if I'm ever up against a tree chances are I'm
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  erected also it does say it's in Myanmar actually I feel sorry for him why this
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  is how he gets known no one finished him off he died with the erection he didn't
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  finish yeah ah you're famous now Larry you know toon Carmen died with an
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  erection too and Howard Carter stole it is that just cuz he was a teenager yeah
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  I think so no I think it's quite common to die with an erection I think if I
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  died as a teenager I would have had an erection oh definitely probability yeah
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  100% yeah now it's 50/50 but back then most
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  likely before [ __ ] historians start writing into this podcast and
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  criticizing my pronunciation I'm aware that you're supposed to say t an Amun
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  right but I'm not going to say that cuz I'd be like yes uh did you know that the
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  Pharaoh tat died with an erection everyone would be like what a wanker who
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  it's just one of those things you have to say wrong or you sound like a dick I
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  didn't know that is that true yeah correct is that just based some linguist
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  has come along and said I think you'll
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  find some linguist on Reddit yeah that it's yeah exactly they've like look it's
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  three separate hieroglyphs okay it's not
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  a [ __ ] name Tian C right y well this is interesting unlike male
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  spiders and scorpions which use modified legs to transfer sperm to females in
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  tidy packets like it says tidy tidy NE like not like the mess we make
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  um most harvestmen including the one found in the amber fossil insert into
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  genital openings next to the female's mouth Parts oh I'm going to come on your face
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  yeah like they're the original like team felatio yeah that's great team felo yeah
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  you don't you're not a member of team felo I'm a member I didn't know there was actual
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  team I'll link you to the video you're in
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  it that's right you don't have to be awake to be in team felatio [Laughter]
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  Luke so that's dick news this week you're in some other teams too L don't
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  worry that's right some other teams you don't need to be awake for you're going
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  to need to update your resume well it's got dark it's got real
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  dark well we've got some porn news do you want to hit us with some porn news
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  yeah I mean the porn news this week is great basically uh porn was
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  inadvertently played at somebody's funeral instead of a video tribute to
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  them and their dead baby it's [ __ ] awful yeah so a man his pregnant wife
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  and their year- old baby or in a car that crashed and the man and the baby
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  were killed then at their funeral service in Cardiff in the UK the priest
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  said we will now remember his life with these images yes Simon's life Simon and
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  Simon Simon and Simon Jun roll roll the playback and then mournfully they played a porn
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  clip now the article doesn't say exactly what was happening in the clip which is
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  disappointing I I really hope it was at least someone who looked like him
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  so that at least half of the people there thought that that was meant to be being
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  played man that sucks there's an investigation happening right they're
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  saying the who it is yeah and the the their best bet so far is that because
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  it's a smart TV it automatically connected to someone's Bluetooth when they
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  arrived what and started playing and look I can I mean if you were the priest
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  in this situation that is what you'd say right he say his words his words I've
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  never seen such film I promise yeah in other words I've been watched this one
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  yet yeah that's right oh get that off and uh and Link me the URL there's
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  there's two possibilities here there's either that was the DVD that was still
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  in the player from before y or or that's what they were
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  handed oh yeah or that I never thought of that yeah
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  [ __ ] we'll all remember Simon doing what he loved I I was going to say I
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  like and when I say I like I mean come on this is a horrible thing that
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  happened but I like the bit where it says thankfully an engineer came to fix
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  it and turn it off so like they had to wait for someone to turn up stop it it
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  took 4 minutes of it playing before it got turned off you no one how to work at
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  television okay let's uh someone would have had to have hit play four minutes
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  that same person could hit stop can I uh can I ask our editor please insert after
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  this 4 minutes of porn
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  audio and that's not going to be
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  interesting you better not be jerking it over there see it's not the first thing
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  that pops into my head is to masturbate in a toilet chances are I'm erected oh
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  God it is you just want to see the penis I don't think that's really provocative
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  that's just creepy if you give your taint a bit of a push oh it's amazing so
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  your trousers come down oh it is it is good oh I'm going to come on your face
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  oh my God harmonious he didn't finish it
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  was just very very dry I'd like to talk to someone about problems with my unit
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  oh DN yeah you'd never know that it uh it was faked so I know you're not faking
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  it ah sleepy time you're the wind beneath my wings Maddie and he didn't
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  [ __ ] you you [ __ ] him it's going have been a nice thing between us and you had to ruin
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  it and that was 4 minutes so that's how long they listen to it for porn in in
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  this situation is awkward immediately 4 minutes is a lifetime in this situation
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  the funniest thing too is that the priest says he doesn't look at the
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  screen while they're playing who obviously does this every day he looks
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  at the audience right so he said it took him a little while to realize they all crying
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  turning away he's like I know this is emotional but you need to watch this to
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  get closure oh man this is and he's like odd choice of
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  Music normally we go with an Adele song but this is quite good
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  [Laughter]
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  too oh that's awful oh man I really hope they come out and say whose point it was
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  I don't think they will we're trying to establish whether it's a smart to well
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  that's Bluetooth a Wi-Fi connection well it's not true just I'll tell you but here's no
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  okay here's an interesting thing right an annoying thing that happens in my
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  home right I have a Bluetooth stereo right and if somebody else has connected
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  in the past they have to disconnect
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  before I can connect mine and sometimes I just arrive home and it'll
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  automatically connect to me and my podcast that was playing in my
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  headphones will just start playing through the speakers oh yeah you know so
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  I mean it can happen yeah okay how many people there who don't work there would
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  have connected to it before you're right there some guy some
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  some intern at the back's like oh my
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  God yeah if I don't say anything there's no way they can know that's
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  me oh dear I I look I don't want to take a
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  you know a sad note from well I mean you know should be a sad thing but um I just
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  just down at the bottom of the of the page I've got a little popup you know
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  link to a new article that says reasons why cancer pain is one of the worst
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  kinds of pain and I would have thought that's obvious right cuz it means you've
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  got cancer so you've got that on top of the pain right I sh they're going with a
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  psychological angle on that guess have have you had worse pains
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  than cancer pains Pain's pain I don't Define cancer
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  pain I'm not sure is it the pain from the cancer or the pain that you get from
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  trying to get rid of the cancer yeah or just that cancer is a pain like oh this
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  cancer is a pain yeah a such a pain I'm got to go to the hospital again it's
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  going to take 10 years of my life school going to have to ask Nelly Portman out
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  again yeah it was a pain yeah yeah anyway we can cut that if you don't want
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  that in there doesn't bother me well speaking of pain something that might be
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  painful on the ears yeah is a it's a tribute album by one of the worst
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  artists out there yeah in my opinion my humble opinion not just yours mat
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  according to this article Kaner West is planning to release a David Bowie
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  tribute album and everybody and I mean everybody yeah is clamoring there's for
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  him not it to to get that legally veto can I sign up for that now and and just
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  to clarify Matt when you say he's going to record a David Bowie tribute album he
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  plans to rap his own lyrics over David Bowie
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  music I'm not sure we need that in the world I'm [ __ ] certain we don't need
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  that mat yeah we definitely do not need Kanye West in the world on on the one
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  hand I mean if he wants to do it fine he's going to have to pay a lot of money to
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  David B's estate and then he's going to release this thing and and I mean it
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  looks like no one's going to want it mhm so yeah go go ahead I guess I don't know
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  I'm on the petition page right now and I'm thinking of signing yeah
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  I'm right now yeah all right fine we should we just sign it as a podcast like
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  a united front no I want to sign it as a podcast and as the three of us so that
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  we've got four names on there yeah okay
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  fair fair point does it say what songs
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  he's planning on uh Rebel Rebel oh yeah
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  and I clicked off the page it was Rebel Rebel familiar with that one yeah yes
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  you'd know it you'd know it Kanye has already starting creating versions of
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  Rebel Rebel and heroes [ __ ] hell summer straightforward covers with
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  Kanye actually singing others he's rapping his own lyrics over
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  boe's music that just I don't know what's worse well look is he doing this
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  because he's actually a Bowie fan or is he doing this because he's a money fan
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  he's doing this because he's a money fan he's a genius that's you could
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  forgetting this if You' ask him he will tell you he is a
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  genius I feel like a petition's not going to stop somebody like this but I'm
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  happy I'm happy to sign unfortunately with him it's he doesn't I don't I think
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  listens to what people say he's the George Lucas of Music yes here's what he
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  said Kanye believes the torch of musical
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  innovation has now been passed to
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  him now that David Bowie is dead it's up to Kanye to uh I don't know make music
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  about space and crossdressing has Kanye West met David
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  Bowie I mean we may maybe we don't know the answer to that but and and my next
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  question was my next question was going to be like David Bowie like him yeah and
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  we're not going to find out the answer to that either I assume he hasn't
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  because Google image brings up a lot of
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  uh mashups photoshopped images of them
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  both uh like for magazine covers and articles which I assume means there's no
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  actual photos I can't imagine David Bowie having the slightest inclination
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  to want to meet Kanye West no I don't think so he probably doesn't even know who he is
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  no yeah speaking of witch speaking of David Bowie and we've already talked
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  about it sad that he's died yes
• 27:14
  um there was a new planet discovered in our solar system the week of his death
• 27:19
  you think he became a planet I think if they don't name the planet planet Bowie
• 27:25
  then that's an injustice against this High civilization it does seem very
• 27:31
  appropriate did we already talk about this when we discussed Bo's passing when
• 27:35
  that quote about him wanting NASA to shoot him into
• 27:41
  space uh no I don't think we talked about that he he had looked into it to
• 27:46
  go into space and NASA wouldn't allow it and he came out in the papers and said
• 27:50
  yeah I wanted to go into space but NASA wouldn't allow it they're some of the
• 27:53
  most unreasonable people I've ever dealt with
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  refusing to shoot a pop star into space oh um didn't Johnny Depp pay for
• 28:06
  Hunter S Thompson's ashes to be launched into space they W launched into space
• 28:10
  they were put into a rocket that were launched above Hunter S Thompson's
• 28:15
  property oh so just to like low earth orbit or something yeah yeah so he's now
• 28:21
  the stratosphere yeah wa yeah scattered in the trees at the end of his Paddock I
• 28:26
  guess yeah right okay interesting but yes that was the idea but what actually
• 28:31
  happened was more of a symbolic gesture than actually taking Hunter S Thompson's
• 28:36
  ashes to space well that's all you can hope for really yeah I've decided I want
• 28:41
  to be buried on Mars really yep you might have to hold
• 28:46
  out you got to fill out the forms then Luke no no no cuz I'll be dead this is
• 28:52
  my last wish is to be buried on Mars so you guys got to handle that okay so who
• 28:56
  wait so you want us to bury you on Mars I don't care who you just have to
• 28:59
  organize details yeah all right well you might have to hold off a bit
• 29:05
  because well I guess it doesn't matter right because we'll have your ashes no
• 29:08
  matter what no no no no I don't no I'm buried I'm not ashes right well then
• 29:12
  you're going to have to hold take a body to space do we yep there was an article this week
• 29:18
  actually that uh I it's not in the spreadsheet because it wasn't wasn't
• 29:21
  super funny or interest or you know bring it up then Matt no no no it was
• 29:25
  just about uh it was just very very dry it was about how um some some scientists
• 29:32
  have approached you know the the government in the US to say that NASA's
• 29:37
  ma Mars plans are overly optimistic and unlikely to to be realistic and blah
• 29:42
  blah blah all this kind of stuff so you might have to wait a little while Luke
• 29:47
  um all right I I think I got a good 10 years left in me 10
• 29:52
  years I hope you got 10 years Luke [ __ ] hell I hope so as well I don't
• 29:57
  want to deal I not want to deal with that yet yeah yeah no no I think I think
• 30:02
  I've got well I'm 30 something now I reckon I can make 50 something I can
• 30:07
  make 50 right oh you just going to give up after that wake up it's my 50th
• 30:13
  birthday well I made it I'm getting too old for this
• 30:19
  [ __ ] just small targets yeah that's not aing high just
• 30:25
  live life day at a time well we're talking about Kan and another rapper is
• 30:30
  is IC tea yeah have we got some IC tea news this week of course we do do we
• 30:34
  have a jingle for IC tea news yeah and it's going to be in the style of I can't
• 30:39
  remember his band I almost said body jar it's not body jar no it's body count
• 30:45
  it's this is so this jingle is going to have to combine body jar and body count
• 30:49
  and no one who's not in [ __ ] Sydney is going to know what the [ __ ] body jar
• 30:53
  is go look them up they're a great band play D with you
• 31:00
  want let this wizard know into my humble home as anyone can see with
• 31:07
  I oh god what have I
• 31:12
  done what's the news the news is that uh
• 31:17
  well here's the headline the headline is IC te accidentally records Dungeons and
• 31:23
  Dragons audio book right which is slightly untrue doesn't
• 31:28
  accidentally record a D and D audio book he does record a d and audio book he
• 31:33
  just didn't pay attention to what the voice over job was when he took the gig
• 31:37
  and when he arrived at the studio and said okay what am I what am I reading
• 31:41
  today they handed him a D and D manual and he was like are you [ __ ]
• 31:48
  [Laughter] serious so here are some uh some
• 31:52
  comments he made during the uh during
• 31:57
  the the recording when he I guess he's got a podcast yeah apparently he does
• 32:03
  apparently he does and apparently he talks at length about it so if you do
• 32:06
  want to listen maybe we'll check that link in uh yeah okay I'm going to listen
• 32:11
  to his podcast because he's actually pretty interesting sorry Pro yeah for
• 32:13
  sure so he said things like it took me three and a half hours to read 25
• 32:18
  Pages this [ __ ] is impossible to me Pegasus pegas the horse with wings this
• 32:25
  [ __ ] is crazy
• 32:30
  [Laughter]
• 33:20
  [Laughter]
• 33:28
  around again nobody outside Sydney knows who that is by the way I te's real name
• 33:32
  is Tracy Lauren marrow huh two girls names and then the [ __ ] that's inside
• 33:38
  bones so I don't I don't blame I te wow
• 33:43
  I got to say I I uh I've seen a lot of interviews with him and he's pretty
• 33:49
  smart he's a cool guy he's a kind of guy who like if you interviewers try and
• 33:53
  trip him up he's got he's always got an answer in an intelligent way you know
• 33:58
  when you got rappers and you think they're posing or they're like you know
• 34:01
  cuz they're all gangster or whatever right and people try and call IC tea out
• 34:04
  on it and he's like he's like no no no I was I [ __ ] went to jail for for
• 34:09
  literally robbing liquor stores and stuff like that well you watch an
• 34:11
  interview and anytime they try and call him out on something he's like um before
• 34:15
  that I was in the Army yeah right it's like all right fine and then he's got
• 34:19
  really intelligent things to say about um history of rap and stuff like he did
• 34:23
  do made a documentary he directed a documentary about rap oh wow actually
• 34:27
  what find funny is he seems to just be available for stuff like like this DND
• 34:32
  audio book you know like apparently I know you can get to read it like he must
• 34:38
  just do stuff for cash and I watched this documentary once on Princess
• 34:42
  Diana's death and he was talking on it like as like an expert witness because I
• 34:48
  think they were just like okay who's what celebrities we can get who can we afford
• 34:52
  okay I see I te on this I think I'll do anything it probably is just the fact
• 34:58
  that cuz he everyone knows him but he's not really a so he probably just does
• 35:03
  any work he can pick up sure yeah well I have a question because uh I
• 35:10
  noticed something about audiobooks and I guess I don't know for some reason it
• 35:14
  only became apparent to me the other day um and I wonder if I does this I had an
• 35:19
  audible subscription oh yeah yeah and and so I've got a bunch of books on
• 35:23
  there I put it on hold cuz I haven't been listening to them but on the way to
• 35:26
  work on the train often I listen to to them if I'm not listening to podcasts
• 35:29
  and I listened to the Martian oh yeah on Audible mhm right uh and I also recently
• 35:35
  have been listening to another it's a science fiction audio book I think it's
• 35:37
  called the the synchronicity War um it's like a science fiction book but I I I
• 35:44
  didn't really think about it so much when I was listening to the Martian but
• 35:48
  in this it became very apparent but apparently it's okay right for the the
• 35:53
  obviously American actor who's reading
• 35:55
  the book to do voices for minorities oh
• 36:01
  right or not minorities but just other accents because in the Martian I didn't
• 36:06
  notice it so much when I was listening to it but then when I heard one
• 36:09
  character in it that's why no no well there is right he's and and they're very
• 36:13
  good I got to say the voice actors they're very good Pi the guy read the
• 36:16
  Martian uh and I mean it's their job and they're actors so obviously you know
• 36:20
  they're supposed to be doing this but they they keep track of what all the
• 36:23
  characters sound like and it's always consistent and they you know like when a
• 36:26
  certain character speak they do a different voice and noticeably different
• 36:31
  like they do a very good job listen to some great Star Wars audio books like
• 36:34
  that right well in the Martian uh I can't remember the character's name but
• 36:39
  the guy on um at Nasa who's kind of in charge of of rescuing him is a guy with
• 36:44
  kind of a like an Indian name I think and and anyway so in in the book he's
• 36:49
  got an accent like an Indian accent and I mean that didn't even twig with me at
• 36:53
  the time that and but then I was listening to this other book the other
• 36:57
  day and a character pops up who's the captain of this Starship got a Japanese
• 37:01
  name and he speaks in a little broken English Japanese accent with a oh we're
• 37:07
  going to jump her into the system and I was like Wow wait a minute use you is
• 37:12
  that okay I was like whoa okay I mean I guess the guy did some research and it's
• 37:18
  an accurate broken English accent I mean I don't know it just seems strange to me
• 37:22
  on that note I wonder if Ice T does that I hope so I hope he does a different
• 37:25
  voice for every little [ __ ] Goblin and yeah halfling I'd love to think that
• 37:30
  well we've already discussed on this podcast how between us we don't really
• 37:34
  find fake accents to be offensive but then again if I hear someone put on a
• 37:39
  bad Australian one I do get a bit funny about it like in that [ __ ] abysmal
• 37:43
  movie about the giant robots oh Pacific ring those fake Aussies I was like just
• 37:47
  get Australian actors to play those roles yeah well we're definitely not a
• 37:53
  minority that's the uh maybe that's what it is I don't know I just thought it was
• 37:57
  weird I mean I wouldn't have done it you know what I mean like I would have
• 38:00
  played it safe and not done it yeah like does does this guy go in right where he
• 38:04
  go he goes into the studio and he's recording this book and he's like right
• 38:07
  yeah i' I've read through the book uh is it okay for me to do a little little
• 38:12
  Japanese accent for this guy and then and then the publisher goes well he he
• 38:18
  he Japanese yeah it be racist not to do it it' be racist to do his voice in an American
• 38:24
  accent right exactly yeah I don't know I just thought it was like like strange
• 38:28
  cuz you wouldn't really it reminded me of um Mickey Rooney in breakfast of
• 38:33
  Tiffany was it that bad no of course not but did make me
• 38:39
  think if it was a actual film you wouldn't be allowed to have a white guy
• 38:43
  there going we are now jumping into the star system no no you would not we do we
• 38:50
  lose Luke or is he just staying this Luke doesn't be racist on this podcast L
• 38:54
  of things I just don't understand it's it's not a thing it's just he was
• 38:58
  reading the book so he just did the voices MH yeah but my dad reading me
• 39:02
  stories when I was 5 years old I would
• 39:05
  insist he do the voices if he dared read
• 39:09
  characters in his omnipotent reading voice no right does not cut it no but I
• 39:16
  mean it's very effective and like I said the guy the guy is doing this they're
• 39:20
  very good at it and and I'm sure it's authentic and I'm sure they would do it
• 39:23
  unless they knew they were doing it right like I'm quite impressed with the
• 39:27
  way they keep track of it and all that kind of stuff and like I said I mean
• 39:29
  they're professionals that's their job but it is it is pretty impressive that
• 39:31
  the way this this guy is able to create characters basically with just his voice
• 39:37
  like it's very impressive but yeah I just thought it was a bit bit strange
• 39:41
  and again I hadn't even noticed it before but then just in this one case
• 39:44
  with this Japanese Captain I was like he's doing a funny japanese voice well
• 39:48
  he's not doing a funny japanese voice no I know and like you're right the only
• 39:53
  reason I think that is because I know he's not Japanese so that's the reason that I
• 39:57
  think it's a funny voice or he is Japanese and he decided to read the
• 40:01
  narrative in an American accent that was a sound of my
• 40:07
  mind I'm going to check on that I just thought it was interesting yeah yeah
• 40:12
  while we're on book news I bought myself a Kindle oh did you yeah oh you finally
• 40:17
  did yeah I was in America I went to a Best Buy got a Kindle yeah I like it I
• 40:23
  do like it it's much smaller much lighter and much easier to look at than
• 40:27
  iPad cuz I'd stopped using the iPad and started buying books then I was informed
• 40:32
  recently that I was not allowed to buy any more books because I have an
• 40:36
  abundance of them and uh so the Kindle was I'm going to have to burn some of
• 40:43
  mine that's right yeah your um your grandpa can teach you how to do
• 40:48
  it touche but no exactly right if you know we're traveling we're going to move
• 40:54
  again you know we don't want to be lagging a a whole bunch of books around
• 40:58
  so you know the Kindle is and I'm enjoying it had to buy it in America cuz
• 41:02
  you can't buy them here really yeah because we don't have Amazon here so
• 41:06
  Amazon products are not available okay yeah yeah no yeah my Kindle's good I
• 41:12
  like it I sometimes go through a period where I'm like I don't need it I've got
• 41:14
  my phone I'll read on my phone but it's not the same no it's not the same well I
• 41:18
  find it's not the same well even when I had an iPad I never used to read on it
• 41:21
  because you have to get it out you then have to open the app wait for the app to
• 41:26
  load and whereas the Kindle it's I've turned it on I'm where I sto yeah and
• 41:31
  the other thing I mean and this is anecdotal but they say that it's not
• 41:35
  good to look at a screen like a like a a normal computer or iPad or iPhone screen
• 41:41
  or whatever when you're about to go to sleep because of the blue light the blue
• 41:44
  light tells your brain it's daytime and I mean this is anecdotal but I do find
• 41:50
  if I'm reading on my iPad I don't get tired whereas if I'm reading on my
• 41:55
  Kindle before I'm I'll read AAP and I'm like sleepy
• 42:01
  time yeah cuz that's how I talk and the other great thing is the battery lasts
• 42:07
  forever yeah yeah it does so pretty happy with that purchase and you know
• 42:12
  quite affordable I will say this um I didn't buy a case for it because I
• 42:16
  didn't want to be too careful with it I wanted to be something I could just
• 42:19
  Chuck in my bag always have with me um and so on the first day it got this
• 42:24
  massive scratch on it and I was like ah well well that kind of sucks be careful
• 42:29
  uh screens are very easy to crack on them oh is that right okay yeah Luke
• 42:33
  Luke turned one of his into a paper weight okay I'll keep that in mind the
• 42:37
  the the back of it you don't care about it's that front screen you can crack
• 42:41
  them and it's very pretty when they break I've had mine for a few years and
• 42:45
  the back of mine it's like it's one of the older ones it's not a touchscreen
• 42:48
  one and the back is kind of like a uh like a kind of rubbery grip surface you
• 42:54
  know so you can hold on to it and I bought a case the second day that I had
• 42:59
  it and the I guess what must have happened is I've been using it I've been
• 43:04
  reading it right and then I've got the case and I've popped it into the case
• 43:08
  and I must have left like fingerprints or something on the back because it was
• 43:13
  in the case for years and years and years and then the case actually started
• 43:16
  to to fall apart so I took it out of the case and the back the the kind of
• 43:20
  rubberized back M has brown discolorations in the shapes of where my
• 43:26
  fing were oh because I must have let I don't know maybe I was eating I just just left
• 43:33
  disgusting greasy fingerprints on it I guess and and then put it in a case and
• 43:37
  then just over time they've disc discolored the plastic on the back and
• 43:40
  that's my disgusting Kindle news for the week do we have a jingle for disgusting Kindle
• 43:48
  news disgusting Kindle news this is a jingle heavy episode now
• 43:54
  now that I'm not able to play Jingles live to technical difficulties do we
• 43:58
  have a jingle for technical difficulties mean Matt can't play Jingles live on the
• 44:02
  podcast yeah but you have to play that in live now like get your guitar
• 44:07
  technical difficulties mean Matt can't play Jingles back live on the podcast
• 44:13
  perfect now you should have to remember that every
• 44:17
  week technical difficulties M Jingles
• 44:21
  live back on the podcast that was bad no that was excellent
• 44:27
  yep could you even hear the guitar yes and that was everything it needed to be
• 44:33
  I because I have these headphones on I'm almost certain I was not in the same key
• 44:36
  as the guitar surprisingly not too bad all right good done I mean you're going for comedy
• 44:42
  right oh yeah I guess so oh speaking of books
• 44:49
  sorry um Stephen King Author not a big
• 44:53
  fan of um Stanley Kubrick's The Shining that almost doesn't surprise me it's
• 44:58
  pretty different from the book yeah did you well I'm I read cuz I
• 45:03
  I I mean I like the book but I also like the movie but then I read this and I was
• 45:07
  like you know what he's right um he says the character of Jack
• 45:13
  Torrance has no Arc in that movie absolutely no Arc at all when we first
• 45:17
  see Jack Nicholson he's in the office of Mr Alman the manager of the hotel and
• 45:21
  you know then he's crazy as a [ __ ] house rat all he does is get crazier in the
• 45:26
  book B he's a guy who's struggling with his sanity and finally loses it to me
• 45:30
  that's a tragedy in the movie there's no tragedy because there's no real change
• 45:34
  he's right that's true but if you believe what the scholars tell you about
• 45:38
  that movie is that
• 45:41
  Cub's aim was not to show you jack going
• 45:46
  insane it was to allow you to go insane with Jack and discover along with him
• 45:52
  and that there are all sorts of things like patterns on the carpet suddenly go
• 45:56
  the other way and stuff like that and the geography of the Overlook Hotel
• 46:02
  never matches so it's like a dream so you walk from one room into another in a
• 46:06
  continuous shop that you've done before but you're in a different room this time
• 46:10
  and stuff like that so it wasn't so much a typical hero's journey it was more of
• 46:16
  just a a character study of a man going
• 46:21
  insane yeah okay well fair enough I mean like I I still like the movie I just uh
• 46:26
  I read this and I was like oh yeah he's got a point there I'm still yet to see
• 46:30
  it you haven't seen The Shining no I've I know no all about it I know the story
• 46:36
  I've just never got around to seeing it I wonder if you'd even like it now like
• 46:40
  if you just saw it story because of The Simpsons i' oh there's been many many
• 46:45
  different parodies where it's come along and yeah that's where you piece it all
• 46:48
  together and you work it out it's the shin do you want to get
• 46:54
  sued oh it's a good movie you should should watch it yeah and then read the
• 46:58
  book should I read the book first no need they're different enough no they're
• 47:04
  yeah yeah good point I will say the the f I mean spoilers I guess but the
• 47:08
  funniest thing about the movie and I I don't I assume maybe this happens in the
• 47:12
  book but my favorite thing is the way that you know they're all trapped up at
• 47:16
  the hotel and then through the through the shining the the little kid contacts
• 47:22
  you know the the caretaker and he travels all the way up there in a
• 47:26
  blizzard in his snowplow like he makes all the way up to the hotel and finally
• 47:32
  gets there and he walks in the front door and then [ __ ] get chopped in the
• 47:37
  back with an ax and dies immediately utterly useless thanks for
• 47:42
  your help buddy I really like that bit yeah do you
• 47:49
  guys know who Danny Lim is no okay so if you're in Sydney you've probably seen
• 47:54
  this guy he's a very very old old Chinese man with long white hair and a
• 47:59
  Long White Beard and he carries signs around that say like smile and stuff
• 48:03
  like that yeah I know yeah yeah he's he's a he's a mural on the wall at uh
• 48:07
  the malor hotel in New oh really yeah he's like an absolute icon of Sydney but
• 48:12
  uh he's in jail now why because he took it one step too
• 48:17
  far and this week he had a sign that said Abbott you're a
• 48:22
  [Laughter] [ __ ] also he he's behind he's a bit late
• 48:28
  I know not even the Prime Minister he gives a [ __ ] about Abbott
• 48:33
  now everyone's forgotten about so Danny Lim you're our geek of the
• 48:40
  week of the [Music]
• 48:47
  week that was the slightly racist jingle that I made for
• 48:52
  him just pretend it was an audible audio book this podcast is brought to you by
• 48:58
  audible audible do sponsor a lot of podcasts it's not because they haven't
• 49:02
  approved they won't approve us no I bet they listened to the show and they went
• 49:06
  no cuz almost every podcast I listen to could get Audible has a [ __ ] audible
• 49:12
  yeah we just can't get it not this one so you guys are on my side when we say
• 49:17
  season two of Serial is [ __ ] boring right speaking of podcasts I listened to
• 49:22
  half the first episode and just stopped I tried I can't do it I listened to I I
• 49:29
  I was interested for the first couple of episodes and then it it got really
• 49:34
  boring and it's just repetitive and stupid plus now it comes out every two
• 49:38
  weeks so you've kind of even forgotten that it was even on anyhow that's not
• 49:41
  what I want to talk about what I want to talk about is the fact that there's now a
• 49:46
  spin-off that is a recap of season 1 have you been listening to that I
• 49:53
  haven't listened Oh you mean the the updates from the hearing yeah yeah I
• 49:57
  have yeah so that's that's worth hearing yeah that was that's been interesting
• 50:02
  yes yeah I think they've just missed the mark with what was interesting about Cal
• 50:07
  was interesting for something that happened so long ago and to go back
• 50:11
  whereas what they're talking about now it's in the news well I mean elements of
• 50:15
  the new season are interesting to me anyway I found it somewhat interesting
• 50:19
  but I but again like it gets very very dry and into like military procedure
• 50:25
  episodes that are out so far could have been condensed into one 1 Hour episode
• 50:30
  yeah I agree there's a lot of repeating the same stuff whereas in season one you
• 50:36
  were convinced that every single bit of information you were listening to was
• 50:41
  imperative yeah actually you know what someone said to me the other day that I
• 50:45
  think actually I think it was was Jordan Genesis said that
• 50:50
  um the last two episodes of making a murderer were like we've got to make up
• 50:55
  we got to make up 12 episodes and I was like yeah you're right they
• 50:59
  could have been they could have been all smooshed in together you watch the Jinx
• 51:02
  yet Matt it's not on Netflix I got to find it
• 51:06
  somewhere find see it in Italy all right let me let me let me
• 51:12
  sort that out where I saw
• 51:14
  it my um my my go-to in Italy has been
• 51:19
  unavailable no it's okay right all right so yeah but uh as you mentioned
• 51:26
  mentioned there is a kind of a side thing happening on the serial podcast
• 51:31
  feed now because um those who have listen to the first season of Serial
• 51:36
  would know Adnan saided was arrested for allegedly murdering his his
• 51:41
  ex-girlfriend at the time it was proven he was guilty right true but he he he
• 51:46
  went to jail uh and he's been in jail for a long time and he's he's having a
• 51:49
  hearing now to determine whether he should get another trial
• 51:55
  because uh they feel he attorney dropped the ball kind of [ __ ]
• 52:00
  up and so uh the hearing's happening now and um Sarah kanig the the host of
• 52:06
  Serial has been in Baltimore at at the courthouse every day except for today
• 52:12
  she wasn't there because of the Super Bowl I guess that's not that's not true
• 52:16
  that's not trueing footb yeah that's not true she said it was because she had to
• 52:20
  actually work on the actual season episode of seral don't bother I'd rather
• 52:26
  you stay in Baltimore and follow this [ __ ] up yeah I know right but yeah so
• 52:30
  she's been doing daily updates which has been really cool yeah there's been three
• 52:35
  so far um they skipped Monday because she was back in I don't know where is
• 52:41
  she from even I don't know anyway she was back in her office uh and then she
• 52:45
  was going to be back there Tuesday which I guess will be nowish as we record this
• 52:51
  podcast so it's interesting because they've got Asia mlan in there talking about stuff
• 52:57
  yeah and uh they're trying to work out whether her her testimony should be
• 53:02
  admitted and there's been some question as to whether her testimony is valid and
• 53:06
  stuff it's interesting yeah te tear it's definitely more interesting than season
• 53:11
  two of cial yeah yeah it is no one's talking about it remember the first
• 53:18
  season like you heard everyone talking about everywhere people that didn't
• 53:21
  listen to podcasts or know what a podcast was figured out how to listen to
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  it yeah now most of the time most of the updates I saw about season 2 were like
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  season 2 of Cal oh I listen to it and I don't care mhm yeah I I feel bad for the
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  guy in a way because uh I don't know
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  I it is sort of an interesting story and I do want to know more about why this
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  guy did what he did uh for those who don't know it's about a a soldier in the in the US
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  military was in Afghanistan and he W he left his base he basically abandoned his
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  post and got captured by the Taliban and was in he was with them for like what
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  four years he was captive 5 years he was captive uh and then eventually America
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  traded some Taliban hostages to get him back and people were pissed off about it
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  because they were like well [ __ ] him he he he's a traitor own father like he he
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  he left his post and it's it's all about his story and and why he did what he did
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  and they haven't really gotten to that yet no I think that's the problem the
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  problem is that I still yeah I still don't even know they had a whole episode
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  about somebody else who was kidnapped yeah then they had a whole episode about
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  women who were trying to get in touch with him and couldn't that's not a story
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  I am interested to hear the next one cuz I Have you listened to all of them I
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  think I've got one I haven't heard well the most recent one was about because
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  you know the reason that he wandered off he says the reason he left is because he
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  wanted to get he wanted to get in enough trouble that he would be put in front of
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  somebody that he could complain about stuff that he thought was a problem in
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  his his his team whatever you call it
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  yeah Squad unit his unit right he wanted to he wanted to get in front of somebody
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  that he could talk to about some serious problems and because no one to talk to
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  someone about problems with my unit exactly I should have just gone to
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  my doctor um and then yeah so the last episode was about what those problems
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  were and they're pretty underwhelming I'll be honest yeah and they're the kind
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  of things that I would assume a soldier in Afghanistan would have to put up with
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  I mean it's not it's not [ __ ] that I have to deal with on a daily basis but
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  I'm not a soldier in Afghanistan right and but she says at the end in order to
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  understand why he felt that they were so important you have to understand more
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  about him and apparently that's what the next one's about so I'm interested to
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  hear about it because I mean it's all stuff about him getting that people get
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  in trouble for uniforms and stuff stuff that I assume happens in the military
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  yeah it's about the rules it's not about people get it's all about people getting
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  in trouble for not shaving or people getting in trouble for for not having
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  their body armor or helmets on and stuff like that and he's complaining about it
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  because he felt that it was an insult to the fact that they were actually doing
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  good stuff you know that's what you do like I know in the Navy you have if you
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  want to grow a beard you have to apply to be able to grow a beard you get weeks
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  to grow it they will then look at your beard to see whether or not it's growing
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  in full or anything and then you're allowed to continue or you get told to
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  shave it off that's just yeah what it is it's like I don't know it's not it's
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  it's the army man they're not like they there to give you yeah they're not there
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  to give you a hug and say it's all right just you know keep trying it'll be fine
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  yeah just shave when you can buddy like I don't know I mean on the but then I'm
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  not in his shoes like I'm sure it's [ __ ] awful over there fighting and
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  stuff so whatever I don't know I'm interested to see why why he feels so
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  strongly about these things but I'm just sort of like he's he didn't really think
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  he's true because he would have got in trouble for it so the people who he had
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  to face wouldn't have cared about what he was complaining about they would have
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  gone yes what he ended up doing was far worse than any of the things he was
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  trying to complain about right but he well that's and that's why I'm
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  interested because he clearly unless he's lying about why he did it unless he
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  was just trying to for [ __ ] off cuz he didn't want to be in the Army anymore if
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  if he's serious if he he thought these things were serious enough then I am am
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  pretty interested to hear why why to him
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  this stuff was so important that he that he did this because you know his his his
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  plan was I don't know did you did you listen to all even for wi this is
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  overkill right right he when when when somebody goes missing right they call
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  they it's a massive deal right and they call on this this search parties and
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  it's a big [ __ ] deal it's called a dust one right it's a big [ __ ] thing
• 57:54
  right his plan was to disa appear he was going to leave they discovered that he
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  was gone this whole big emergency would be called he was going to make his way
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  to I think a Pakistani military base and then because they're sort of allies he
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  would he would go there and then they would return him and then he would get
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  in trouble but he would then be put in front of generals or somebody who would
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  be telling him off and then he could say yeah but here's why I did it and then he
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  would unload all these really serious issues and here's what I think about
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  [Music] that yeah yeah well so far I agree with
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  you yeah yeah I don't know I think it's interesting the reason better be [ __ ]
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  compelling I am curious to find out because again they did an episode on on
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  what his reasons were and I I don't know they weren't that serious he wants to
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  complain so I will go wander off and then all these people will come looking
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  for me putting their lives in danger well the thing because everyone has said
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  there are very strong like if something is actually going wrong and and by wrong
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  like off the books then there is a channel that you can go through to voice
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  that and they take complaints like that very seriously yeah because the other thing
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  is and they talk about this on the show as well his the problem is a lot of
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  people are saying he was [ __ ] a
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  captive for 5 years he's had 5 years of
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  shitty shitty life you know being being a hostage to think up a reason other
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  than I just didn't want to be in the Army anymore yeah so yeah I don't know we'll see
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  we'll see let's stop talking about it or will we yeah yeah let's move on sorry
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  that that went on longer than I minute to for something that that we don't find
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  interesting here's something we don't find interesting I guess I guess I do
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  find it interesting in a way I guess you
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  do I guess so anything else you find
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  um um well we've talked I talked about the hateful Aid a bit
• 1:00:08
  um somebody saw it I can see that in the notes yeah did you watched it yeah
• 1:00:14
  watched it yesterday actually yeah did
• 1:00:17
  you like it yeah I did not bad okay um I
• 1:00:22
  didn't like all of it uh uhhuh there's one scene in particular that I
• 1:00:28
  disliked because it was a scene from a completely different movie shoved in
• 1:00:31
  there and no explanation why there's a [ __ ] New Zealander just suddenly
• 1:00:36
  acting like a [ __ ] tour guide when that really wasn't the tone of the movie
• 1:00:41
  up until that point MH yeah there a few things like that we actually we talked
• 1:00:45
  about this on when we reviewed on necronom I think um I did some cursory
• 1:00:49
  research to determine whether New Zealand accents were legit for that
• 1:00:55
  period oh yeah and I think New Zealand itself existed for about 20 years at
• 1:01:00
  that point so yeah absolutely Maybe not maybe not but whatever it's not that
• 1:01:06
  kind of movie yeah that's true um
• 1:01:12
  yeah okay but you know quite quite liked it I quite liked some of the the mystery
• 1:01:17
  it was almost like there's an old um General you're going to have to beep
• 1:01:21
  this there's an old Agatha Christie book called 10 little that
• 1:01:27
  um that's really what it's called sometimes when they publish it now they
• 1:01:31
  call it 10 Little Indians cuz they think that's less offensive but I'm not sure
• 1:01:34
  it is I know but um depends on where you live yeah correct the uh if you live in
• 1:01:41
  Pakistan it's it's not what did you [ __ ] call
• 1:01:47
  me but uh the the premise is kind of similar you've got all these people in a
• 1:01:53
  room somebody's not who they are saying they are other characters are starting
• 1:01:58
  to catch on and one by one they're starting to drop dead so the premise I I
• 1:02:03
  liked I like that kind of thing I thought it was a good setup for a movie
• 1:02:08
  I thought the characters were pretty good uh thought the guitar smashing
• 1:02:13
  scene was uh pretty interesting once I read up on the details of that uhhuh
• 1:02:19
  yeah I just read about that yeah so there's a scene where uh the hostage
• 1:02:24
  who's played by Jennifer Jason Lee um is playing a guitar an old e style acoustic
• 1:02:30
  guitar and Kurt Russell gets the shits with her and smashes it yeah and uh
• 1:02:37
  apparently that guitar uh was actually period
• 1:02:41
  appropriate and was on loan from a museum um yeah for it's a it was a
• 1:02:47
  Martin guitar I guess um it's Mar that old and I guess so
• 1:02:54
  yeah um and they were told after the they the film finished and everything
• 1:03:00
  and then they were told ah sorry um the guitar was destroyed due to an onset
• 1:03:06
  accident and then now the museum director saw the movie when and saw the
• 1:03:11
  movie he's like do you mean smashing it on purpose yeah because apparently Kurt
• 1:03:17
  Russell was not told that it was a Priceless Irreplaceable artifact and
• 1:03:21
  they had a prop made for him to smash yeah I I have a question why did
• 1:03:27
  they have it to begin with if they've got the prop yeah well she she plays it
• 1:03:31
  I guess she plays it live too I guess they wanted an authentic sound which is
• 1:03:35
  a bit weird for a Tarantino movie because there's Brit pop as part of the
• 1:03:39
  soundtrack and as we've discussed [ __ ] New Zealand it comes up out of
• 1:03:44
  nowhere [ __ ] Sam Jackson talking about his Dingus yeah that was weird did
• 1:03:48
  they say did they say Dingus back then do we say Dingus now [ __ ] and by the end
• 1:03:55
  of that story I was like what are euphemisms is he going to come up with for
• 1:04:00
  his I know that's that story I thought I it went a little bit too far personally
• 1:04:04
  but anyway so Kurt Russell smashed the guitar in a tragic accident and the
• 1:04:10
  museum when they were told they thought oh they thought maybe something fell on
• 1:04:13
  it some scaffolding or one of the you know something and no [ __ ] they said
• 1:04:18
  when they saw the movie they were like well that's [ __ ] yeah and so money has
• 1:04:24
  been paid but apparently the loss of the guitar is immeasurable it's not about
• 1:04:28
  the money it's about history in fact it was almost which I agree with that yeah
• 1:04:33
  oh no I agree as well and I think I mean look I'm assuming it was obviously an
• 1:04:38
  accident cuz you know although the guy says um I think this is the author of
• 1:04:45
  the article saying I wouldn't be surprised if someone forgot to tell Russell it wasn't a
• 1:04:50
  prop like you know mhm mhm what who is he quent Tarantino just hates classic
• 1:04:57
  guitar well he'd have to imply that not only Quenton Tarantino but all the ads
• 1:05:01
  and the props Master for to tell him you reminded me of when I read this it
• 1:05:08
  reminded me of when we were filming my short film yeah and you Dan my short
• 1:05:14
  film starring Daniel Miller that never got finished so you can't find it anyway
• 1:05:18
  thankfully I was probably terrible with that there's a scene where you you're
• 1:05:25
  holding your walkie-talkie which we had borrowed from somebody yes and then the
• 1:05:30
  walkie-talkie starts misbehaving and you you get frustrated in the scene and then
• 1:05:35
  method actor during one take yeah method actor you got the [ __ ] and smash the
• 1:05:41
  walk talki on the ground you know what's
• 1:05:44
  funny like I looked like off camera after that moment and all I could see
• 1:05:50
  was Gordon freaking out yeah yeah and then Gordon his list
• 1:05:56
  uh that was that was a walkietalkie that he borrowed off somebody sorry it was
• 1:06:00
  basic it was kind of the same situation finish filming that
• 1:06:06
  we yeah and we should apolog oh now who now the person that Gordon borrowed the
• 1:06:11
  walkie-talkie off is going to listen to this podcast and be like I [ __ ] knew
• 1:06:14
  it I knew it scaffolding my
• 1:06:19
  ass that's all for this week thank you for listening and we hope you enjoyed
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