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Hour 2 - Stinky Cheese · The Ben Maller Show

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Speaker 2: It's our number two and you are in for a
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Speaker 2: reality check in our number two on this Wednesday of
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Speaker 2: the Ben Mathers Show. So we have the NFL police
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Speaker 2: blotter leading the way out of Wisconsin. How much trouble
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Speaker 2: is Packers team captain running back Josh Jacobs facing over
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Speaker 2: his domestic violence arrest? Also, how do you pick apart?
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Speaker 2: How do you pick apart the prepared statement from Josh
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Speaker 2: Jacob's Las Vegas based defense attorney. And what did you
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Speaker 2: make of the Packers generic statement they gave the boiler
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Speaker 2: plate response regarding Josh Jacobs and his arrest. We'll get
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Speaker 2: all of that from upside down to right side up
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Speaker 1: You're in late May. And if you have not heard, it's.
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Speaker 2: A umdinger of a story. It's a legal thriller.
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Speaker 1: Yep.
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Speaker 2: So if you didn't see or hear about this, we
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Speaker 2: have the police blotterer. And several people were messaging me,
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Speaker 2: did you do the NFL book them? I'm like, now,
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Speaker 2: we were gonna bring it back, and we didn't bring
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Speaker 2: it back. You know, the Wokesters. We had to cancel
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Speaker 2: it because of the Wolkesters, and we could do it,
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Speaker 2: and I was thinking about, like, ways we could do
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Speaker 2: the NFL book them, And I thought What would be
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Speaker 2: even more fun would to have have like a raffle
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Speaker 2: and have there's thirty two teams, if we put a
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Speaker 2: number near all each team and then we.
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Speaker 1: Could have a raffle to do it. Now, that would
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Speaker 1: be fun.
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Speaker 2: That would be But the off seasons only got a
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Speaker 2: little time left and training camp begins. It's almost June.
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Speaker 2: Training camp begins in July. Although this is prime, prime
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Speaker 2: handcuff season in the NFL, Like this is where these
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Speaker 2: boys get arrested, all right, these guys can't.
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Speaker 1: I got a lot of free time. These guys are a
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Speaker 1: lot of free time.
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Speaker 2: And you bring in a lot of money and women,
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Speaker 2: and those are the ingredients that lead to bad decisions.
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Speaker 2: And sometimes not even bad decisions. Sometimes it's just around
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Speaker 2: people that do things that you know, it's just a
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Speaker 2: weird situation.
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Speaker 1: Anyway, get you the point, all right, So we'll get
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Speaker 1: to the point.
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Speaker 2: Running back Josh Jacobs, who I believe is the team
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Speaker 2: captain for the Green Bay Packers, was arrested and he
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Speaker 2: was booked on multiple charges of domestic violence in Wisconsin. Now.
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Speaker 2: Jacobs is twenty eight, played for the Raiders for several years,
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Speaker 2: and he was booked and charged with battery, domestic abuse,
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Speaker 2: criminal damage to property which means he destroyed some stuff
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Speaker 2: of the lady. I assume domestic abuse, disorderly conduct. But wait,
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Speaker 2: there's more domestic abuse, strangulation and suffocation that's a big one,
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Speaker 2: and intimidation of a victim. So according to jail records,
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Speaker 2: the strangulation and suffocation charges, you might imagine that is, well,
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Speaker 2: that's going to get you in some real big trouble,
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Speaker 2: and that is a felony. The other four charges are misdemeanors.
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Speaker 2: Jacob is being held without bond. We were told on
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Speaker 2: late late on Tuesday, without bond. The police originally were
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Speaker 2: dispatched to his home. How about the fact he's spending
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Speaker 2: the offseason in Wisconsin. I assume he spent all the time.
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Speaker 2: I mean it was possible to maybe the packers had
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Speaker 2: some workouts or something like that. This happened in Wisconsin
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Speaker 2: and on Saturday over the weekend, and he was not
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Speaker 2: arrested immediately. Normally you're arrested right away, as I understand it,
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Speaker 2: you don't normally wait a couple of days to investigate.
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Speaker 2: In this case, they did, and then three days later
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Speaker 2: the thing happened on Saturday, and then they waited till
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Speaker 2: Tuesday to put handcuffs on and give a mug shot
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Speaker 2: to Josh Jacobs. Right, so that is a good jumping
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Speaker 2: off point, not for the Green Bay Packers, but for
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Speaker 2: the talk show. So let's get into it. Let us
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Speaker 2: discuss the question. Right, here's the question, just how much
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Speaker 2: trouble is packers running back Josh Jacobs facing over this
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Speaker 2: domestic violence arrest in Wisconsin. So my observations on this,
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Speaker 2: I've got saltwater, crocodile, doggie bag, and fax machine and
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Speaker 2: we will combine all of these things together and we
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Speaker 2: are going to do the hokey pokey and put one
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Speaker 2: foot in, We're gonna take it out.
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Speaker 1: We do the hokey poke al right, So.
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Speaker 2: Number one one one, one, one one one. Now, first
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Speaker 2: of all, listen, if you can't be beating people up,
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Speaker 2: so obviously if he did it, you know he should
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Speaker 2: pay a price for that. You can't be putting hands
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Speaker 2: on people. That goes without saying. However, you can hop,
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Speaker 2: skip and jump around misdemeanors happens all the time. He
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Speaker 2: get all worked into a lather and sports talk radio
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Speaker 2: about people getting arrested, and then it's misdemeanor, it's nothing
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Speaker 2: in the big picture. If you're rich and you get
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Speaker 2: a misdemeanor, it's nothing. I am felonies, they don't do
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Speaker 2: a recess. There's no recess on a felony, all right,
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Speaker 2: So in the grand scheme of the legal system in
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Speaker 2: this country, misdemeanors are like a mosquito bite. I don't
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Speaker 2: really worry about a mosquito bite, although the deadliest thing
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Speaker 2: in the world is the mosquito, and yet they don't
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Speaker 2: make any movies about deadly mosquitos. Right, there's none of that.
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Speaker 2: There's no intimidation or anything like that. It's mosquito kills
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Speaker 2: more people than anything. But the context, it is like
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Speaker 2: a mosquito bite. Now a felony Unlike a mosquito bite,
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Speaker 2: which is a misdemeanor, a felony is like a saltwater crocodile,
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Speaker 2: an apex predator, flesh eating monster of the sea, if
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Speaker 2: you will, the sea of misery. And that's what this
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Speaker 2: could be. And it's not just a legal hiccup. It's
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Speaker 2: a legal Himalayan expedition, is what this is. So domestic
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Speaker 2: violence cases are not simple, I mean almost never simple.
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Speaker 2: We've talked about a lot. I went into sports radio
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Speaker 2: and I've talked a lot of legal cases over the years.
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Speaker 2: Domestic violence, though they're always messy. Think of it like
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Speaker 2: a pot luck and there's no labels and you're trying
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Speaker 2: to guess what the f the food is. And it's
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Speaker 2: always a he said, she said. There's almost never video
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Speaker 2: of what happens, right, even in this age of video,
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Speaker 2: So it's a he said, she said situation. It's rarely
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Speaker 2: black and white. It's almost always fifty shades of gray
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Speaker 2: with these, and it's.
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Speaker 1: Like, who do you believe?
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Speaker 2: And in the end, the key often comes down to
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Speaker 2: physical evidence. And that's the part that doesn't lie. It
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Speaker 2: doesn't blank physical evidence. It doesn't forget, it doesn't do drama.
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Speaker 2: And while it might go away, meaning if there's bruises
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Speaker 2: and things like that, the photographs they last a long time.
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Speaker 2: Now page two, so the packers running back. Josh Jacobs,
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Speaker 2: if you missed the beginning here, has been arrested on
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Speaker 2: a domestic violence charge bunch of charges against Josh Jacobs. Now,
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Speaker 2: through his attorneys, he released a prepared statement, a prepared statement,
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Speaker 2: and here is the statement from David Chesnoff, the attorney
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Speaker 2: said quote, Josh vehemently denies the allegations, and this matter
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Speaker 2: is in the early stages of investigation, with important evidence
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Speaker 2: that has not yet been made public. We ask for
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Speaker 2: fairness and restraint while the judicial process takes its course.
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Speaker 1: Close quote.
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Speaker 2: That is the attorney being paid by the Green Bay
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Speaker 2: Packers running back Josh Jacobs. That is David Chesnoff. So
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Speaker 2: the question, how do you pick apart this prepared statement
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Speaker 2: from Josh Jacob's defense attorney and vehemently denying the allegations
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Speaker 2: in that prepared statement. So the statement, here's the way
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Speaker 2: I'll break it down. So it's exactly what you get
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Speaker 2: when you are a forty seven million dollar professional athlete
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Speaker 2: and you can afford to hire a top level defense attorney,
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Speaker 2: and you hire a lawyer whose retainer has Commas in it.
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Speaker 2: You just do and you don't bring in a guy.
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Speaker 1: This guy. I looked him up.
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Speaker 2: I really didn't know much about this attorney, David Chestnoff.
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Speaker 2: He looks right out of Central Casting. If you think
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Speaker 2: of like a I think he's in his seventies. He's
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Speaker 2: an old like he's a mob attorney, guy from Vegas.
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Speaker 2: He fits all the cliches of attorneys, defense attorneys. The
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Speaker 2: guy over the years is the go to guy. Mike
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Speaker 2: Tyson hired him as a defense attorney. Cardi b Shaquille
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Speaker 2: O'Neal are among the celebrity clients that have hired him.
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Speaker 2: If you're a celebrity and you get in legal trouble,
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Speaker 2: who are you going to call? Many of these people
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Speaker 2: call David Chesnoff and he is a chriacterure of a
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Speaker 2: Vegas defense attorney. He is, and he's got the hair,
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Speaker 2: the look, the whole thing. And this isn't about really justice.
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Speaker 2: Most of this stuff is not about justice. I've learned
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Speaker 2: that as I've gotten older. When you have a lot
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Speaker 2: of money and influence, it's about the wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.
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Speaker 2: It's about wiggle room, is what it's about. And when
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Speaker 2: you look at it, money doesn't just talk here, it
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Speaker 2: negotiates like a doggie bag filled with cash. It gives
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Speaker 2: you a lot of wiggle, a lot of wiggle when
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Speaker 2: you have that money. And so that statement, which was
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Speaker 2: prepared by the defense team for Josh Jacobs, that to
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Speaker 2: me was a message. It was a secret dog whistle
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Speaker 2: for the District Attorney's office to judge anyone else who
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Speaker 2: likes to campaign and get donations for certain offices in Wisconsin,
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Speaker 2: because the system bends for people that have resources. It's
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Speaker 2: like justice is blind. It also loves direct deposit. So
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Speaker 2: it really loves direct depositis when the quote was vehemently
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Speaker 2: denies from Josh Jacob's attorney. And when you say that,
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Speaker 2: it's not just attorney speak, if you will, it's more
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Speaker 2: than that.
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Speaker 1: It's a code.
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Speaker 2: It's a code we're buying some time here while we
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Speaker 2: negotiate a safe landing the landing zone, and spare me
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Speaker 2: the whole early stages and all that stuff. I don't
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Speaker 2: want to hear about that. That line that they toss
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Speaker 2: out claiming that there's important evidence not yet made public.
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Speaker 2: Let me tell you what my experience when an attorney
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Speaker 2: is my understanding this. When an attorney says that line
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Speaker 2: that important evidence not yet made public.
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Speaker 1: When I hear that.
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Speaker 2: Line, that almost always means what it almost always means.
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Speaker 2: We are hoping that something is out there that will
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Speaker 2: surface that will help us, because we got nothing right
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Speaker 2: now right and we really want something that helps us
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Speaker 2: so we can get a sweetheart plea deal, because that
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Speaker 2: would be great. The felony strangulation charge is the whole enchilada,
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Speaker 2: and that's what all this is about for the Green
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Speaker 2: Bay Packers running back. Everything else is window dressing and
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Speaker 2: it's nothing in comparison as a first defense. As far
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Speaker 2: as we know, Josh Jacobs does not have any kind
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Speaker 2: of criminal record that we could decipher other than some
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Speaker 2: speeding tickets.
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Speaker 1: So that is a Class H felony. What does that mean?
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Speaker 2: That means that Josh Jacobs faces up to that's a
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Speaker 2: weasel term, up to six years in the Gray Bar
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Speaker 2: Hotel better known as prison, all meals paid for free
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Speaker 2: gym access and television, and you get a roommate and
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Speaker 2: also and or a ten thousand dollars fine. So the
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Speaker 2: goal of the defense rather obvious here, is to get
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Speaker 2: the downgraded felony from a felony to a misdemeanor and
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Speaker 2: then the migraine headache will go away a little bit
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Speaker 2: and you're still facing some NFL punishment. However, that's going
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Speaker 2: to be rather small compared to actually going Dow jail.
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Speaker 2: And again, if you did the crime, you do the time,
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Speaker 2: and we'll see how this plays out. Now, final point,
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Speaker 2: I gotta mention this because we talked about these stories
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Speaker 2: so many times over the years, and it just does
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Speaker 2: not end, and.
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Speaker 1: There's no end in sight. So the team has entered
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Speaker 1: the chat.
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Speaker 2: The team from Northern Wisconsin, in a prepared statement of
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Speaker 2: their own provided to state sponsored NFL media now run
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Speaker 2: by ESPN, the Green Bay Packers said, we are aware
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Speaker 2: of the matter involving Josh Jacobs and YEP. As it
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Speaker 2: is an ongoing legal situation, we will withhold further comment.
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Speaker 1: Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding.
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Speaker 2: Question, what did you make of the Packers rather generic
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Speaker 2: statement regarding Josh Jacobs and his arrest? So the Packers
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Speaker 2: statement here, let me break this down. I'll slice it
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Speaker 2: and dice it. So the Packer's statement on Josh Jacobs
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Speaker 2: has all of the emotional warmth of the manual for
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Speaker 2: the refrigerator in your in your kitchen. It's a yawn situation,
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Speaker 2: a yawn. It reads like the Green Bay Packers, that
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Speaker 2: football team from the frozen tundra. The Packers bravely stepping
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Speaker 2: forward to say absolutely nothing at all, Absolutely nothing at all.
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Speaker 2: The crisis management Swiss army knife of damage control, and
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Speaker 2: all professional sports teams, not just NFL, all professional sports
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Speaker 2: teams remain undefeated in the category of say nothing while
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Speaker 2: pretending it's something. And this is another example of that.
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Speaker 2: The statement has it wasn't written by some modern executive,
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Speaker 2: this prepared statement. It was ghost written by a fax
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Speaker 2: machine from nineteen eighty seven. Okay, it's just a reminder
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Speaker 2: that the NFL, the most consistent, the most consistent performer
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Speaker 2: in the National Football League is the copy and paste key.
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Speaker 2: Every professional sports team has this quote with blanks in it,
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Speaker 2: and they save it and it's like, well, we are
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Speaker 2: aware of the matter involving blank, as it is an
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Speaker 2: ongoing legal situation, we or insert team name will withhold
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Speaker 2: further comment. It's always been like that, right as long
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Speaker 2: as I've been around. This has been the thing and
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Speaker 2: is copy and paste it and keep humming along.
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Speaker 1: La la la la la la la la la la
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Speaker 1: la la la la la la la la la la.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. And so it's the four step crisis, lullaby.
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Speaker 1: It is what it is.
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Speaker 2: It's the classic four leaf clover. Now, why do they
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Speaker 2: all do this? Because you a acknowledge the story exists,
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Speaker 2: so you're acknowledging it. B you avoid admitting any kind
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Speaker 2: of wrongdoing or liability. See you buy time and d
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Speaker 2: you prevent quotes from becoming evidence later because you really
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Speaker 2: said nothing. It's not like the defense team or the
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Speaker 2: prosecutions can say, well, we'd like to enter in as
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Speaker 2: evidence you're on or this quote from the Green Bay Packers.
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Speaker 2: No one's gonna do that. There's nothing there, it's no
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Speaker 2: meat on the bone. And it's also traditional courtroom advice,
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Speaker 2: going back to the early days of the court system,
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Speaker 2: back in the Roman times, where you say as little
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Speaker 2: as possible while acknowledging that you are aware of said issue,
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Speaker 2: or in layman's terms, let the legal process play out
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Speaker 2: before doing anything.
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Speaker 1: It is the Ben Malo show. What do you think
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Speaker 1: is going to happen here?
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Speaker 2: I've seen everything that I could find about the Josh
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Speaker 2: Jacobs story, and it's really hanging on that that felon
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Speaker 2: depends on what kind of physical evidence they have at
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Speaker 2: this point and what kind of check or, as we said,
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Speaker 2: a doggy bag. Josh Jacobs can cut for some people
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Speaker 2: that are trying to win elections in Wisconsin and have
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Speaker 2: some influence over the judicial system in the state of Wisconsin.
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Speaker 1: You gotta know who.
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Speaker 2: I just love the fact that he knew right away
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Speaker 2: to contact this lord. Did did Packers have this guy's number?
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Speaker 2: Did Josh Jacobs have it? This is also the guy
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Speaker 2: the attorney that defended Henry Ruggs, the guy that killed
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Speaker 2: the young lady and she burned up in her car
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Speaker 2: with her dog. And this is the attorney defendantive and
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Speaker 2: Henry Rugg's about to get.
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Speaker 2: from the NFL. The captain of the Green Bay Packers,
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Speaker 2: Josh Jacobs. He's got some explaining to new I don't
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Speaker 2: know how your Tuesday went. I'm gonna go out and
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Speaker 2: live and say Josh Jacobs has had better tuesdays. He
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Speaker 2: was arrested on a domestic violence charge, a bunch of charges.
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Speaker 2: I eat the rest of it and get fat.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Clearly your comments can and will be used against you
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Speaker 1: Back to it coming up later.
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Speaker 2: We'll get the price gouging and nowhere to be seen,
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Speaker 2: not around, nowhere to be seen, not around. We'll get
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Speaker 2: to those stories as well. And Late Night Drug Tester writes,
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Speaker 2: and he says, I'm really surprised you don't have more
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Speaker 2: ad reads for bail bondsman. I'm sure you are the
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Speaker 2: number one radio show you have listened to by officers
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Speaker 2: and the purpse they are hauling to jail.
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Speaker 1: That's a good plane. You know, we do very well
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Speaker 1: with the good guys and the bad guys. They they
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Speaker 1: love the show.
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Speaker 2: And I have heard from police officers that have said
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Speaker 2: that they have pulled people over and they've ended up
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Speaker 2: arresting them for like d u I and stuff, and
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Speaker 2: they've had our show on while they're ending up getting arrested,
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Speaker 2: like in the in their car, like as they were
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Speaker 2: driving around. So I have heard that. King Roy writes
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Speaker 2: in from Wisconsin, says, do you think this silly little
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Speaker 2: legal issue will be wrapped up by June twenty first,
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Speaker 2: because Jacobs has a youth football camp in Green Bay
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Speaker 2: that day? Or should I tell my friend he should
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Speaker 2: ask for his money back. It's a little tough, that's
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Speaker 2: it's May twenty seventh today.
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Speaker 1: No bail, right, no bail? Yeah, no bail.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, that's a tough one. This is gonna go
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Speaker 2: on for a while. Mark the Walker writes in. He
23:45
Speaker 2: says he's in Rochester. Legend on the show, Mark the Walker.
23:48
Speaker 2: He says, handcuffs are running rampant lately in the NFL.
23:53
Speaker 2: Just ask Mike Rabel and Diana Russini. Yeah, but that
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Speaker 2: was all for fun. You know, that's nobody. Nobody got arrest.
23:59
Speaker 2: That was just some playtime. You know, they were having
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Speaker 2: a good time.
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Speaker 1: Let's see here.
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Speaker 2: Yaphim in Chicago says, I can't express employment professionals get
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Speaker 2: weed Man a job. That is the ultimate test. Well,
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Speaker 2: weed Man would have to want a job. See the
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Speaker 2: whole thing about express employment professionals. If you want a job,
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Speaker 2: they will help you get a job. That's the bit.
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Speaker 2: Weed Man is very content to sit around all day
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Speaker 2: watching YouTube videos. That's what he likes, that's what he loves.
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Speaker 2: He's all about that action.
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Speaker 5: Now.
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Speaker 2: Chip in the Q's writes in and says a plus.
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Speaker 2: Chip was at one of the original Mallard meet and
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Speaker 2: greets we did years ago in Syracuse. Chip, it was there,
24:43
Speaker 2: Dale was there. We had a professor from Syracuse who
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Speaker 2: showed up a couple other people. So it was a
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Speaker 2: good time anyway. Chip in the Q says a plus
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Speaker 2: on the Mallard monologue, if Josh Jacobs goes to prison
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Speaker 2: for this offense, not only will he be provided with
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Speaker 2: three hots and a cot, but also all of the
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Speaker 2: making whoopee.
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Speaker 1: He probably will.
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Speaker 2: Not want Yeah, I don't I don't know that he
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Speaker 2: want that who who knows you might get involved in
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Speaker 2: it and may be all about that action, mister Irrigation
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Speaker 2: writes in he says, I believe the best justice money
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Speaker 2: can buy is the term you were looking for. I
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Speaker 2: gave you a version of that. I just used other
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Speaker 2: verbs and words and all that stuff. That's that's how
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Speaker 2: that went, mister irrigation. How dare you? Mikey Cano, don't
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Speaker 2: you know? Says seven oh two. Mafia Supermarket Steeve says,
25:38
Speaker 2: I really missed the NFL book, so does anyone. My
25:42
Speaker 2: idea was, since it's kind of late in the game
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Speaker 2: and all that, and it would be unfair to have
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Speaker 2: a round robin draft. If we did the bingo version
25:52
Speaker 2: of NFL book, that would be completely legal, right, Coop
25:55
Speaker 2: your thoughts? As the producer of the show, my vision here,
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Speaker 2: I think we have a bingo thing at the Malor Mansion,
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Speaker 2: so I'll bring it in. I got to make sure
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Speaker 2: there's thirty two of little balls in there, and then
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Speaker 2: we'll each will assign a number. If we do this,
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Speaker 2: we'll assign a number. Everyone will get a number, or
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Speaker 2: each team will have a number because and then we'll
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Speaker 2: just randomly pull out the numbers.
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Speaker 1: Numbers exactly. I like, right, well, are okay? So Coop's
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Speaker 1: already pausing, He's already pausing. There's no ple to pause.
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Speaker 6: I'm just asking a question you because in previous years
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Speaker 6: you've done ridiculous things, like there's no ridiculous things. Yes,
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Speaker 6: you're like, oh, the like arrests that have already happened
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Speaker 6: before the draft applied to the team that you get.
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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, that's the rule.
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Speaker 2: It's even so ridiculous, ridiculous.
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Speaker 6: I mean that is not ridiculous. It was ridiculous. It
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Speaker 6: was ridiculous before. I mean, it's not as ridiculous if
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Speaker 6: we're doing this bingo thing. But in the past it
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Speaker 6: was blatant.
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Speaker 5: It was you.
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Speaker 1: It was cheating at all. Okay, that you just.
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Speaker 6: Past the rest counted and then Ben would be like,
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Speaker 6: and it's my name on the show, so I draft.
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Speaker 1: First, and that's got a bunch of arrests already, they
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Speaker 1: whack me. You guys will still have jobs. I'll be
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Speaker 1: out of work. You won't be out of work if
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Speaker 1: they get rid of the show.
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Speaker 2: You'll work with some other chronians here, so I have
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Speaker 2: more liability here. Okay, come on, anyway, are we going
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Speaker 2: to make actual bingo cards with like the.
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Speaker 1: Different No, it's a big it's a thing you never played.
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Speaker 1: She never played the book. I'm oh, you know what
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Speaker 1: the book?
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Speaker 2: So the book him is we each go around? Was
27:36
Speaker 2: we used to have an update person? Now the room
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Speaker 2: start over there, so it'd just be the three of
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Speaker 2: us and then we'll break it down. And so there's
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Speaker 2: some some math involved in this. Are you good with math?
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Speaker 1: I'm okay, you're okay.
27:46
Speaker 2: So there's thirty two teams and there's now are we
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Speaker 2: going to add a listener or should it just be us?
27:53
Speaker 2: Or should we have a listener be part of it?
27:55
Speaker 2: But then which listener?
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Speaker 1: I know?
27:57
Speaker 2: All right, then it becomes a problem. And then if
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Speaker 2: somebody will, we'll get upset.
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Speaker 1: Also a draft lottery, what are those little you take
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Speaker 1: all the names and put them into the little board
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Speaker 1: and they go bring yeah. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: So if there's thirty two teams and then you divide
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Speaker 2: that by three, then we would each get like ten team.
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Speaker 1: What if there's two wild cards.
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Speaker 2: Ten and a half I guess we would. Well, there's
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Speaker 2: thirty two, so somebody's gonna get one last team, So
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Speaker 2: let's do the best. So if we have then thirty two.
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Speaker 2: If we bring a listener in and we divide that
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Speaker 2: by four, that would work. The mass would make it.
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Speaker 2: Marcel I love Marcea.
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Speaker 1: That's not a bad idea, all right.
28:38
Speaker 2: So yeah, I think it works better if there's a
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Speaker 2: fourth person, because then it's eight each gets eight teams
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Speaker 2: rather than an odd number of teams.
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Speaker 1: So all right, so I we agree we should bring
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Speaker 1: this back to book them. It's late in the game,
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Speaker 1: but if we do it this way, it's legal.
28:52
Speaker 2: Nobody can bitch about it, right, there's no funny business
28:54
Speaker 2: going on.
28:55
Speaker 1: I like it all right, wonderful.
28:57
Speaker 2: So Supermarket Steve and all you other guys are complaining
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Speaker 2: about the book. We'll bring it back, ya. Phoemi says,
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Speaker 2: you got to bring it back big board, all that stuff. Now,
29:07
Speaker 2: we can do this in alphabetical order. We'll figure that
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Speaker 2: out later. Let's go to the phones. Andrew Big night
29:13
Speaker 2: for guys named Andrew on the show. Andrew is in Bakersfield, California.
29:17
Speaker 2: Hello Andrew, Hello Ben. Analytically, I stole the hot Wings,
29:24
Speaker 2: so I did see some more crap that was put
29:27
Speaker 2: on the refrigerator regarding the hot wings, although I did
29:30
Speaker 2: not have a chance to catch Jason. He took off
29:34
Speaker 2: right after her show, so I saw him, but I
29:36
Speaker 2: didn't have a chance to talk to him. He sprinted
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Speaker 2: out of the building, likely upset because of the chicken wings.
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Speaker 7: Yeah, so in honor of Ben Simmons' championship, and not
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Speaker 7: trying to be hurtful, but your inability to pronounce Shae
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Speaker 7: Gilgis's middle or lass middle.
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Speaker 2: Last, Well, my pronunciation's fine. I think you should go
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Speaker 2: get your hearing checked.
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Speaker 5: Well, that's an option.
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Speaker 7: But I have a nickname for Shay Gilgess. It's Shave
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Speaker 7: the fish Nils Alexander. Okay, imagine a trout.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, first of all, that that's tremendously stupid.
30:19
Speaker 1: That's my first guy.
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Speaker 7: Right now, let me imagine a trout standing on its
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Speaker 7: tail at the right elbow. I picture a left hander
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Speaker 7: and he's got sidestin holding the ball. He flops to
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Speaker 7: the right, he flops to the left, and he shoots
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Speaker 7: the ball.
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Speaker 2: How about you imagine my right fist heading towards your forehead.
30:40
Speaker 1: How about that? Well, I would dodge you know quick,
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Speaker 1: aren't you blind? I thought you couldn't dodge that I could? Well,
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Speaker 1: I can sense, Oh you can sense. Oh you have
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Speaker 1: you have increased? It's okay, yeah, because I have.
30:53
Speaker 2: I've heard that when you go blind, your other senses
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Speaker 2: reach a higher plane.
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Speaker 1: Is that correct?
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Speaker 5: Right?
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Speaker 1: Yeah?
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Speaker 5: Yes, all right?
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Speaker 1: Good? All right? But the fish?
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Speaker 5: All right? Thanks?
31:06
Speaker 2: Never call again? All right, I think go away, Hang
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Speaker 2: up on yourself. He'll call tomorrow. He's not a newbie.
31:12
Speaker 2: He'll call tomorrow. Let's go to Steve, who's in South Carolina.
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Speaker 2: It is the Ben Mathers Show. Hello, Steve, welcome. This
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Speaker 2: is the part you.
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Speaker 5: Talk Steve from South Dakota.
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Speaker 2: Oh what did I say? Did I not say that
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Speaker 2: South Dakota? Yes, hello Steve, that would be you. This
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Speaker 2: is the part you talk here. Oh, by the way,
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Speaker 2: the price gouging. We have a price gouging update. They're
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Speaker 2: now estimating for Game three of the NBA Finals at
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Speaker 2: Madison Square Garden, the Knickerbockers and right now the Thunder
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Speaker 2: maybe the Spurs if they come back and win that
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Speaker 2: two tickets now they're saying could sell for over one
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Speaker 2: million dollars most expensive NBA Final seat ever. If that
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Speaker 2: actually does happens, you don't seem impressed by that, Steve
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Speaker 2: in South Dakota.
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Speaker 5: That really I've been alive for seventy eight years. Oh congratulations,
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Speaker 5: twenty three year veteran. Not just giving your little background.
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Speaker 5: I went in nineteen sixty seven, serve till nineteen ninety.
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Speaker 5: I want to go with how come they never say,
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Speaker 5: like the Green Bay Packers, our thoughts and prayers are
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Speaker 5: with missus Jacob.
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Speaker 2: What I don't think he's married to the woman. Well,
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Speaker 2: they wouldn't say missus Jacobs. She's not missus Jacobs.
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Speaker 5: But you ever notice they never talk about I tell
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Speaker 5: you what you tried him? My woman, I was married
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Speaker 5: fifty one years passed. Yeah, no woman, what is happening?
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Speaker 2: Well, I understand, I mean, but there's also you don't
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Speaker 2: know what actually happened.
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Speaker 1: Right, there were there are.
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Speaker 2: Cases but well see, but there are you know, you
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Speaker 2: don't know it's it's a he said. She said, unless
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Speaker 2: it's video, you know. And there are cases where guys
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Speaker 2: get I heard they do.
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Speaker 1: Have evidence, which is why there's no bail.
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Speaker 2: Well I suppose, yeah, I mean that's true, so we'll
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Speaker 2: see what happens. But they there are cases where these
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Speaker 2: things end up.
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Speaker 1: Well, but then your daughter.
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Speaker 5: Called you up in the middle of the night, said daddy.
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Speaker 5: He hit me. Yeah, you ain't gonna go up there
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Speaker 5: and crack it.
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Speaker 2: But this is not my daughter. But I understand what
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Speaker 2: you're saying. I hear your point.
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Speaker 1: You didn't call it. You didn't call about that. What
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Speaker 1: did you call about?
33:23
Speaker 5: I called about Jackson Dart?
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Speaker 7: You know.
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Speaker 5: I heerd Airborne infantry. I wore two braves, a green
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Speaker 5: one and a black one. Think where they gave them
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Speaker 5: to everybody?
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Speaker 1: Well, thank you for your service.
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Speaker 5: You're welcome. But here's the deal with Jackson Dart. I
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Speaker 5: fought for everybody's freedom.
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Speaker 1: Okay, Oh what was that?
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Speaker 5: Say? Whatever you want, I don't care America.
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you can do what you want that. We
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Speaker 2: live in the age of social media now, Steve, where
33:56
Speaker 2: everyone gets to complain about everything.
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Speaker 1: So that's that's why I know.
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Speaker 5: But you got to figure out there's three hundred and
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Speaker 5: forty million peoples. A couple of hundred people are Oh
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Speaker 5: who cares?
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Speaker 2: No, I well, it's something to talk about. Jackson Dart's
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Speaker 2: gonna be fine. And you know the way this works.
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Speaker 2: You've been around longer than me, Steve. If Jackson Dart
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Speaker 2: is good, no one will care. If Jackson Dart sucks,
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Speaker 2: people will care so it just depends how you play.
34:25
Speaker 2: As long as he plays well, he's got no other word.
34:27
Speaker 2: But if he stinks, then they'll say oh and yeah,
34:29
Speaker 2: yeah but this so.
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Speaker 5: You know, it's like me, I think Bob Gibson's the
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Speaker 5: greatest picture they played. I'm sure you've got ten others.
34:39
Speaker 5: Do you think they're way better?
34:41
Speaker 1: Well?
34:41
Speaker 2: It beens why like playoffs a regular season? Yeah, I know,
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Speaker 2: I hear you because in your your life experience, Bob
34:48
Speaker 2: Gibson was the greatest of all time and all that.
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Speaker 1: And I got you. All right, I gotta go see
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Speaker 1: but call any time.
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Speaker 5: But well, I just want to say I do like
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Speaker 5: your soulf.
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Speaker 1: Well, thank you, Steve.
34:58
Speaker 2: I appreciate that we're here for budd You want to
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Speaker 2: hang out with us, come call up whatever you want.
35:03
Speaker 2: We'll make you a We'll give you a dopey nickname.
35:05
Speaker 2: You can be a character in the show. Okay, buddy,
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Speaker 2: all right, man, I have a great all right, you
35:09
Speaker 2: have the YouTube. But you brother, there's the great Steve
35:12
Speaker 2: in South Dakota. It is the Ben Mahlord Show. We've
35:16
Speaker 2: got Mallard of the thirty degree, by the way, the
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Speaker 2: no show not around where'd he go Jacoby Brissett not
35:22
Speaker 2: attending the Cardinals OTAs he's trying to get a new contract.
35:26
Speaker 2: Exip he sucks. That seems to be a problem. It's like, yeah,
35:29
Speaker 2: being the lowest rated talk show host trying to get
35:31
Speaker 2: a new contract. Well, they can get somebody else to
35:32
Speaker 2: be the lowest rated talk show host. Time now for
35:34
Speaker 2: the Insta trivia, and here we go. Only twenty one
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Speaker 2: players in Major League Baseball history have hit four home
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Speaker 2: runs in a game, and that's since nineteen hundred. Me
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Speaker 2: and and only Eugenio Suarez are the are the only
35:54
Speaker 2: players with four dingers in a game that we lost? Again,
35:59
Speaker 2: twenty one players in Bay history have hit four home
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Speaker 2: runs in a game since nineteen hundred and Eugenio Soarez
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Speaker 2: or Auhanio Sours this is actually I call him Geno
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Speaker 2: and Blank are the only players who did four home
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Speaker 2: runs in a game and have their team lose.
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Speaker 1: That is the insta trivia. The answer. We'll get to it.
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37:18
Speaker 2: Time now for the Insta trivia and here we go. So,
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Speaker 2: there's only been twenty one players in baseball history that
37:26
Speaker 2: hit four home runs in a game, and since nineteen hundred,
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Speaker 2: Blank and a Uhanio Suarez are the only players with
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Speaker 2: four dingers in a game where they lost. So again,
37:41
Speaker 2: twenty one players all time in baseball fit four home runs,
37:44
Speaker 2: but since ninth in a game. Since nineteen hundred, only
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Speaker 2: a Euhanio Suarez and Blank have hit four home runs
37:53
Speaker 2: in a game their team lost. So that is the question.
37:56
Speaker 2: What is the answer? Erno Rubiks from rubiks Q is
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Speaker 2: the answer. Matt the Warrior Raider a's fan from Mallard
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Speaker 2: prop guy and sometimes about a Tom Brady roast. We
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Speaker 2: do miss him, Yeah, a legend. Who else do we have?
38:12
Speaker 2: A burger man got a right bad job by him?
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Speaker 2: Beer drinking Brian from Shane in Des Moines. Frank Thomas,
38:17
Speaker 2: who's fifty eight today from Late Night directester. What I
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Speaker 2: would say you were in dopey? Is it dopey? Now
38:22
Speaker 2: it's Bob Horner who who died on Tuesday. Now we
38:28
Speaker 2: can push back Mallard of the third degree coup if
38:30
Speaker 2: you want, you want to push it back, you want to,
38:31
Speaker 2: you want to, you want sure? All right, we'll push
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Speaker 2: you back for timing reasons. We are going to push
38:36
Speaker 2: and really for ratings reasons, because we are ultimately worried
38:39
Speaker 2: about the ratings. We want to have the highest ratings
38:41
Speaker 2: possible for malarly thirdy. Guess we're gonna time shift we'd
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Speaker 2: like to alard all the affiliates down the line. We're
38:46
Speaker 2: gonna time shift mallarly third degree that'll be coming up here.
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Speaker 1: Make sure you update that on your rundown then.
38:53
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll send that out so that that guy eating
38:55
Speaker 2: chili and his tidy white, he's the truck stop fungus guy.
38:59
Speaker 1: Yeah, he gets he gets that updated. Mike MacDonald had
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Speaker 1: a farm e I E I oh.
39:05
Speaker 2: He's also the coach of the Seattle Seahawks, and he
39:08
Speaker 2: was asked about having to go back after winning the
39:11
Speaker 2: Super Bowl. He said, the Seahawks mindset is he said, quote,
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Speaker 2: we want to run it forward.
39:17
Speaker 1: Is what it means? He said, they want to run forward.
39:20
Speaker 2: Does that mean that they're not going to get any
39:23
Speaker 2: help from the referees this year on phantom two point
39:26
Speaker 2: conversions which is what they got last year against the Rams.
39:31
Speaker 2: That's what fueled the Seattle Seahawks. I know J J
39:34
Speaker 2: N written shaking his head, but that's the reality. They
39:36
Speaker 2: got a phantom two points. Is that not going to happen?
39:40
Speaker 2: Did we not get that in the script this year?
39:41
Speaker 2: In the NFL? Is that right?