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Hour 3 - Trading In the Carr · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Here we go.
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  Speaker 2: It's our number two. Happy Valentine's Day, the fourteenth day
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  Speaker 2: of February. Kellen Moore non committal. He's a new coach
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  Speaker 2: in Nolins. Non committal regarding Derek Carr's future with the
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  Speaker 2: Saints at his introductory news conference.
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  Speaker 1: What do you read into this?
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  Speaker 2: Also, Francisco Alvarez says the Mets. He's a catcher for
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  Speaker 2: the Mets have a better lineup than the reigning champion
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  Speaker 2: Dodgers ahead of the baseball season.
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  Speaker 1: Which side of the isle are on on that one?
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  Speaker 2: Also, the Yankees dealing with drama with Marcus Strohman, their
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  Speaker 2: pitcher's not happy. And in the NBA, we have a
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  Speaker 2: brewjaja between Tristan Thompson and the Cavs and the Toronto Raptors.
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  Speaker 2: Head coach will decide which side of the beef we're on.
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  Speaker 2: We'll get to all that right now here. It is
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  Speaker 2: our number three. Yeah, yeah, I don't really want that
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  Speaker 2: the hour, but our lead this hour is from the Bayou.
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  Speaker 2: are we going to start out in the byo Because
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  Speaker 2: we go where the news of the day takes us.
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  Speaker 2: And it was the Welcome to the Team news conference,
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  Speaker 2: a PEP rally in the Big Easy, the Big Easy.
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  Speaker 2: They're Kellen Moore, who was on the coaching graveyard list
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  Speaker 2: a couple years ago when Jerry Jones kicked him out
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  Speaker 2: of Dallas, went to the Chargers, did a year rehab,
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  Speaker 2: went to Philadelphia. Now he's the king, and he was
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  Speaker 2: shepherded in as the new head coach of the Aints.
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  Speaker 1: So I don't if you saw any of this or not.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe not, probably not.
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  Speaker 2: On the first full day as coach of the New
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  Speaker 2: Orleans Saints, Kellen Moore was asked about the quarterback position,
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  Speaker 2: and I think we.
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  Speaker 1: Have audio on this. We have the audio. I think
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  Speaker 1: we have the audio on this.
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  Speaker 2: So here's Kellen Moore and he was asked about Derek Carr.
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  Speaker 2: Listen closely to what Kellen Moore said. Derek Carr has
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  Speaker 2: been with the Saints a couple of years now, but
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  Speaker 2: listen to what Kellen Moore said about his future with Carr.
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  Speaker 1: Listen.
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  Speaker 3: I've viewed as Derek Carr's a tremendous starting quarterback in
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  Speaker 3: this league. We're fortunate to have him and we're excited
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  Speaker 3: to go through this process, you know, as as we
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  Speaker 3: built this roster together again, I'm meeting these guys for
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  Speaker 3: the first time the last few days. We're excited to
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  Speaker 3: meet more of them and this will be a lot
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  Speaker 3: of fun.
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  Speaker 2: Be a lot of fun. So all right, So to me,
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  Speaker 2: that sounded like I ain't committing to that guy. All
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  Speaker 2: He's tremendous. Don't you think that that sounded like he's
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  Speaker 2: not interested in kell To me, it sounded like he's
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  Speaker 2: not interested, all right, So he stopped. He did not
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  Speaker 2: endorse the quarterback Derek Carr. He did not, So let
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  Speaker 2: us discuss the question. Kellen Moore, the new NFL head coach,
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  Speaker 2: non committal. That's the word I we use, non committal
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  Speaker 2: regarding Derek Carr in his future with the Saints. At
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  Speaker 2: the introductory news conference. What do you read into this one?
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  Speaker 2: So I've got thousand island dressing, Dave Chappelle, and a
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  Speaker 2: time and we will combine all of these things together,
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  Speaker 2: and we are going to make a bunch of clouds
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  Speaker 2: that are gathering in the sky.
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  Speaker 1: Because a storm is a bruin. A storm is a bruin.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 2: So my first thought on this, if you're Derek Carr,
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  Speaker 2: the sound that you're hearing in the background is the
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  Speaker 2: trumpet of doom that's playing in the background.
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  Speaker 1: Kellen Moore had his tap dance shoes on.
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  Speaker 2: And I've heard so many of these news conferences.
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  Speaker 1: In the NFL alone.
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  Speaker 2: Every year there are anywhere from five to eight, nine
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  Speaker 2: or ten coaches that get fired and new coaches that
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  Speaker 2: come in.
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  Speaker 1: And so while Kellen.
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  Speaker 2: Moore was praise appraising his quarterback for now, saying tremendous
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  Speaker 2: starting quarterback, don't you think, just between you and I,
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  Speaker 2: if you thought you had a tremendous starting quarterback, you
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  Speaker 2: would say, oh, yeah, I can't wait to work with
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  Speaker 2: him because he's going to be here and I I
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  Speaker 2: took the.
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  Speaker 1: Job because of him.
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  Speaker 2: But he couldn't even say that, And so he's he
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  Speaker 2: gave all these vague pearls of wisdom about Derek Carr.
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  Speaker 2: And really what he did is he took out a
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  Speaker 2: plate of vegetables and you know, some lettuce there, some
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  Speaker 2: leafy greens, and he poured some thousand island dressing on top.
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  Speaker 2: It was a word salad of nonsense, because more likely
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  Speaker 2: than not is it true that Derek Carr is not
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  Speaker 2: Prince Charming, is not Prince Charming, And the Saints so
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  Speaker 2: likely to excommunicate Car post June first.
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  Speaker 1: That's always a big day post June first. That would save.
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  Speaker 2: Them thirty million dollars so they can go out and
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  Speaker 2: buy some other crappy players. And Kellen Moore, he can
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  Speaker 2: go out and do a little retail therapy, little e commerce, right,
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  Speaker 2: go shopping, find a younger, cheaper quarterback who he can
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  Speaker 2: coach up. And that's most likely going to be in
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  Speaker 2: the draft. The Saints have the number nine overall pick.
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  Speaker 2: If not, they will have to dumpster dive, dumpster dive.
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  Speaker 2: And I knocked yourself out all right.
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  Speaker 4: Now.
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  Speaker 2: Secondly, we pivot to baseball. From the outrageous world of baseball,
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  Speaker 2: we had to Port Saint Lucy. Now I've been to
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  Speaker 2: Port Saint Luci. There ain't much happening in Port Saint Lucy.
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  Speaker 2: The Metropolitans, though, are holding spring training camp Metropolitans Mania
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  Speaker 2: in Port Saint Lucie. And I bring this up because
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  Speaker 2: the Mets, who lost in the final four of baseball
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  Speaker 2: to the Dodgers in the National League Championship Series. Francisco Alvarez.
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  Speaker 1: You know who that is. He's the catcher. Yeah, he's
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  Speaker 1: the catcher for the Mets.
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  Speaker 2: So, Francisco Alvarez, he doubled down, double down, double down,
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  Speaker 2: double down on his belief that the Mets have a
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  Speaker 2: better lineup than the Dwyers. Entering the twenty twenty five season,
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  Speaker 2: he said, quote, I think we are better than the
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  Speaker 2: Dodgers in terms of the lineup.
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  Speaker 1: Alarez said to The New York Post.
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  Speaker 2: That comes a couple of days after he said I
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  Speaker 2: think we are the best lineup in baseball. The Mets
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  Speaker 2: added Juan Soto from the Yankees. They kept Pete Alonso.
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  Speaker 2: But the Dodgers have the top player in baseball and
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  Speaker 2: sho hailed Tani.
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  Speaker 1: They have Mookie Betts, who stopped sucking at a time
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  Speaker 1: he can't suck in.
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  Speaker 2: The playoffs, and Captain clutch Freddie Freeman with that dramatic
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  Speaker 2: walk off home run, not to mention the other various
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  Speaker 2: players who have hit thirty thirty five home runs, various
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  Speaker 2: players around baseball, like the catcher Will Smith, the fresh
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  Speaker 2: Prince of Chavez, Ravine and Max Muncy, and I can
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  Speaker 2: go on and on. So let us discuss Francisco Alvarez.
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  Speaker 2: The Mets says that the Metropolitans lineup is better than
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  Speaker 2: the reigning world champion.
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  Speaker 1: Doyers ahead of the twenty twenty five season.
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  Speaker 2: Which side of the isle are you on? So let
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  Speaker 2: me begin by saying this is a fresh take. It's
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  Speaker 2: a fresh take.
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  Speaker 1: I think you know that. I'm a compromise witness. I
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  Speaker 1: will point out in.
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  Speaker 2: Defense of Francisco Alvarez, the term best means as good
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  Speaker 2: as all the rest, so he's not necessarily wrong. The
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  Speaker 2: legal definition is that the Mets lineup is as good
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  Speaker 2: as the Dodgers lineup, and the Milwaukee Brewers lineup is
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  Speaker 2: as good as the Yankees lineup, and the Boston Red
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  Speaker 2: Sox lineup is as good as the Seattle Mariners lineup,
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  Speaker 2: and the Chicago White Sox are just as good, just
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  Speaker 2: as good as the Toronto Blue Jats. That's how it works,
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  Speaker 2: because again term best in advertising as good as all
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  Speaker 2: the rest. Nevertheless, all right, Alvarez clearly does not mean.
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  Speaker 1: They're as good as the Dodgers. He means they're better
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  Speaker 1: than the Dodgers. And that line I get. He's on
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  Speaker 1: the Mats, he's a young guy and all that. I
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  Speaker 1: get it.
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  Speaker 2: But it reminds me of that famous skit if you're
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  Speaker 2: old enough to remember when Dave Chappelle had his show
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  Speaker 2: back in the day, Cocaine is a hell of a drug. Right,
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  Speaker 2: Cocaine is a hell of a drug, or in this case,
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  Speaker 2: being twenty three years old, being full of bravado. Now,
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  Speaker 2: speaking of New York baseball, though, there's another brewing story
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  Speaker 2: involving the Yankees and pitcher Marcus Stroman, who's been around
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  Speaker 2: for ten years and bounced from.
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  Speaker 1: Team to team to team to team to team.
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  Speaker 2: So Marcus Stroman has been a no show persona non
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  Speaker 2: grata at Yankee camp first couple of workouts. So where
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  Speaker 2: is that story headed? That story is headed to the
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  Speaker 2: transfer portal. You see, Stroman for the Yankees, their rotation
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  Speaker 2: is full. So the only way he has a slot
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  Speaker 2: in the Yankee rotation is if a couple of Yankee
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  Speaker 2: pitchers go down and have breakfast and they eat some snap.
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  Speaker 1: Crackle pop, some rice crispies.
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  Speaker 2: Other than that, Stroman's done and the Yankees kind of
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  Speaker 2: cheap right now, right they're miles apart. He's making a
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  Speaker 2: lot of money Stroman. So the Yankees would like to
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  Speaker 2: get out of Stroman's contract. Yes, that's right, the New
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  Speaker 2: York Yankees worried about money. So Stroman is a square
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  Speaker 2: p in a round hole, is what I'm trying to say.
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  Speaker 2: He's the odd man out, and according to my crystal
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  Speaker 2: ball is a distant relative of Nostradamus and friend of
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  Speaker 2: Nostra donav Domas.
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  Speaker 1: The Bronx Bombers will eat some cash, will eat some cash,
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  Speaker 1: and they'll send him out into the wild blue yonder.
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  Speaker 1: That's the kind of guy that goes to.
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  Speaker 2: A team like the Pirates that the Yankees will pay
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  Speaker 2: most of his salary and then he'll go to Pittsburgh
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  Speaker 2: for half the year and then be traded at the deadline.
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  Speaker 2: All right, final thought to the end, be a.
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  Speaker 1: Tensions ratcheted up. Oh this good story. Now, I haven't
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  Speaker 1: talked about this guy in about a year. The Toronto
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  Speaker 1: head coach, dark O Ryokovic is his name.
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  Speaker 2: This is the guy, said Scotty Barnce, face of the NBA.
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  Speaker 2: Scotty Barnes, remember that guy.
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  Speaker 1: Oh it's so good.
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  Speaker 2: He the NBA, in my opinion, fixed the game for
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  Speaker 2: the Lakers, and Darko Ryokovic went off on the officials
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  Speaker 2: and it's like, why do you even play the games?
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  Speaker 1: You know? It was so good.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, he's unhappy again the Raptors coach here. He's unhappy
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  Speaker 2: with random NBA center Tristan Thompson, who's the Cavaliers center there.
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  Speaker 2: And it's all because of a slam duck. So let
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  Speaker 2: me set this up. Final seconds Cleveland is blowing the
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  Speaker 2: doors off the Toronto basketball team. There's four seconds remaining
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  Speaker 2: in the fourth quarter, and Tristan Thompson drove to the
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  Speaker 2: rim and threw down a hammer dunk, and that led
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  Speaker 2: to some verbal sparring. The Toronto players were not happy
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  Speaker 2: when the game ended, and that also led to Darko
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  Speaker 2: Ryokovic going off on Tristan Thompson.
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  Speaker 1: Do we have the audio on this? I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if we have the audio on this one. Do we
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  Speaker 1: have the audio on this? We do, all right.
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  Speaker 2: Listen to the Raptors coach here as he complains about
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  Speaker 2: that dunk at the end of the game.
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  Speaker 1: Take a list.
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  Speaker 4: I think, what.
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  Speaker 1: Tristan big There was no class and it's respectful.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going to stand for that for sure. And
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  Speaker 2: I'm really glad that our guys, our players from Jamal
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  Speaker 2: if it was a court plan, Scotty and everybody else,
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  Speaker 2: that they still out full for themselves.
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  Speaker 5: So I'm loveman.
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  Speaker 2: After that, my team stands up for themselves that there's
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  Speaker 2: no class act.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 2: We actually recorded that in a bathroom in Toronto. He
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  Speaker 2: was taking a whiz while we recorded that. So if
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  Speaker 2: you didn't hear it, I'm were at headphones.
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  Speaker 1: I could barely hear it.
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  Speaker 2: The Raptors coach said, I think what Tristan did there
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  Speaker 2: was no class and disrespectful. He said, I'm not going
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  Speaker 2: to stand for that, he said, and then he praised
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  Speaker 2: his team. So Tristan Thompson responded, he didn't waste any time.
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  Speaker 2: He responded on social media directly to the Toronto coach.
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  Speaker 2: He said, you want a full court press with under
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  Speaker 2: a minute left in a game when you're getting cracked
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  Speaker 2: by thirty, this will happen to you, Thompson said on
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  Speaker 2: social media, and then he dotted the I saying lose
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  Speaker 2: for the draft lottery and be happy, buddy boy. All right,
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  Speaker 2: So Tristan Thompson calling Raptors head coach the great dark
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  Speaker 2: dooh Ryokovic calling him buddy boy and said, hey, take that,
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  Speaker 2: enjoy the lottery. So which side of the beef are
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  Speaker 2: you on?
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  Speaker 1: On this one? Which side of the so on this one?
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  Speaker 1: Where's the beef? This is a low level beef.
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  Speaker 2: It would have been better if it had been like
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  Speaker 2: a Celtic player and a nick player. That would have
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  Speaker 2: been pretty good. But this doesn't really rise to the
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  Speaker 2: top of the Mallard monologue. I am mentioning the story
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  Speaker 2: because I think it's pretty good. But I am actually
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  Speaker 2: gonna side with Tristan Thompson on this one. And here's why.
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  Speaker 2: I thought that was a pretty good line. Lose for
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  Speaker 2: the draft lottery and be happy, buddy boy. I thought
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  Speaker 2: that was funny. That was an atomic wedgie to buddy
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  Speaker 2: boy Darko the Toronto coach. Because you're I am a
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  Speaker 2: quiet part out loud. Everyone knows it. It's an open secret,
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  Speaker 2: but you're not supposed to say it. It's taboo to
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  Speaker 2: say it. Toronto is tanking for lottery balls. Now, on
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  Speaker 2: a separate note, it is akin to the unwritten rules
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  Speaker 2: in baseball, and that's the main reason I have a problem. Now,
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  Speaker 2: Normally I'd be like, all right, I sided with the
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  Speaker 2: Toronto coach, but this always annoys me. It always annoys me,
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  Speaker 2: and this goes on. It's more of a baseball thing
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  Speaker 2: than a basketball thing, but it's the same concept. That's
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  Speaker 2: an unwritten rule of basketball. The game's decided. You don't
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  Speaker 2: dunk at the end, you dribble out the clock, and
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  Speaker 2: those type of things don't show up your opponent.
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  Speaker 1: That's essentially what it is. Don't make the other guys
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  Speaker 1: look bad.
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  Speaker 2: However, these unwritten rules are ambiguous and there are so
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  Speaker 2: many gray areas for examples. As Tristan pointed out, if
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  Speaker 2: you follow the letter of the law on these unwritten rules,
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  Speaker 2: they're unwritten, so you can say what you want. But
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  Speaker 2: if I'm not mistaken, the Raptors, they're allowed to play
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  Speaker 2: full court press because they're losing, so they play to
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  Speaker 2: the end of the game. They play with a tenacity,
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  Speaker 2: a perseverance, to the end of the game, to the whistle.
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  Speaker 2: But the team that's in the lead is supposed to
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  Speaker 2: coast and float on the lazy river.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, got it, got it? That's the way it's supposed
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  Speaker 1: to worry.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, easy for you to say, Bill, my god got.
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  Speaker 2: To payoff the mal riddle of day. We do have
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: lame jokes. We'll take some calls coming up here in
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: a moment as well. But here's the mallar riddle of
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: the day. The New York Yankees added a two story
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: weight room and a blank to their spring training facility recently,
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: it was announced, and so that is the malor riddle
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: of the day. King Roy says, A cafeteria. Who else
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: do we have a ferg dog, A Benny versus the
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: Penny Season two finale watch party and all you can
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: eat buffegas by Ashure Dude wipes from Miguel on Fire
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: courtesy Flusher says A whorehouse. Who else a shaved ice
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: station from Late Night drug tester Alf the Alien Olpiner
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: says a two story weight room in a sports book
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: and then says a guy turned ten dollars into four
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: hundred and eighty four thousand dollars on a seventeen leg
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: NBA parlay the back of the day.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: I don't know when that was, but mayn pretty good.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: What else do we have?
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: Extra massage rooms from poly d a sports betting kiosk
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: from Donkey's Sausage, pac manned video game from Rob in Minnesota,
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: Page down, a tank for all the Devil Rays or
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: Debbie Rays.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: Yes, who else do we have?
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: Malarriddle sports book guess by Clam I can't read that.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: The answer, according to mister Irrigation is a four W
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: NBA Championship trophy room from the Houston Comets. Enjoy that
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: in New York City deli from Eke in Roseville, Minnesota.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: Fudgie in Boston says the Yankees added a Chick fil A.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: Chris and Kent, Washington says a bidet room, a sunglass
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: hut from the grill Sergeant. That's pretty pretty funny. Hand
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: puppet theater guess by Douglas Bowling Alley from Patrick DJ Spin.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: It's the Mallord riddle of the day. Who else do
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: we have?
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: Page down topless bar guests by Johnny Q. What else
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: do you have? All Right?
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: That's enough, Lorraine, up. Do you have an answer to
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: the New York Yankees. That's a baseball team, Loraine? They
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: added a two story weight room and blank to their
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: spring training facility in Florida.
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: Such so many good creative answers, mine kind of feels boring.
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: Now.
• 20:00
  Speaker 6: I was thinking just an in and out burger.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: Would be nice.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: That out, That's what a hamburger is all about. So
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: they only serve animal style fries.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: That's the only animal stuff. Which is the better way
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: to eat the fries and the animal store in correct.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: Yankees added not only a two.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: Story weight room, they added a barber shop.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: A barber shop.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: You talk about waste of money a barber shop, right,
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: Because I know back in the day when I covered baseball,
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: a lot of those guys would travel with their barbers
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: and they just cut their hair in the locker room.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: They go into the shower before the game, no one
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: was taking a shower, and they'd cut the hair. You
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: don't need your own private barber shop.
• 20:47
  Speaker 5: I don't see the point.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: Then helmets, yeah, they do.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: That's why they all lose their hair because they have
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: their hats on them.
• 20:54
  Speaker 6: So they're all bald and wear helmets.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: And when they're older, they're ball. When they're younger, you know,
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: you lose hair when you get older, but when you're younger.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: Now, anyway, let's take some calls and we have lame
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: jokes coming up a little bit. Let's say hello to
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: Jerome and Charleston. Hello, Jerome, Jerome and Charleston going on.
• 21:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's very surprising to me that you would be
• 21:16
  Speaker 7: annoyed by people. I mean, you do what like a
• 21:19
  Speaker 7: four hour show where you talk about a range of things,
• 21:23
  Speaker 7: but you being annoyed by people, that's very surprising. By
• 21:26
  Speaker 7: the way, Tristan Thompson, how many women in your tvision
• 21:32
  Speaker 7: Kardashian women and your estimate has he's seen naked, because
• 21:36
  Speaker 7: there's quite a few of them, and I'm.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: Sure, Well, I hate to be the bearer of bad news.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: You know, many of us have seen Kardashian women naked.
• 21:46
  Speaker 6: But I.
• 21:49
  Speaker 7: Mean naked, nigked. I'm not talking about the teas and
• 21:52
  Speaker 7: card well, you know, to wear the film flimsy clothes
• 21:55
  Speaker 7: and stuff.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: I seen more than Jerome.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: I don't know if you know this, Kim Jerome, you
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: do realize, like Kim Kardashian is the most famous porn
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: star of all time.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: I mean she got in porn. Poor ray J.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: He didn't make any real money out of that, but
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: she made all the money.
• 22:13
  Speaker 7: Yeah, because hey, that's about there is all there, okay,
• 22:19
  Speaker 7: because once she starts talking, I gotta change the channel.
• 22:22
  Speaker 7: There's nothing coming from her, So move on, move on
• 22:26
  Speaker 7: to something. She's an empty vessel.
• 22:29
  Speaker 6: Hey wait, let me ask the somethbout coaching. There's a
• 22:33
  Speaker 6: guy and you'll never his team.
• 22:35
  Speaker 7: Hasn't won a game. Why are these people going to
• 22:38
  Speaker 7: realize didn't made a colossal mistake high.
• 22:40
  Speaker 6: In this guy? I mean, we gotta we got a
• 22:42
  Speaker 6: team in South Carolina.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: Well, clearly you don't. You don't understand college basketball. Doug
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: Gottlieb is tanking to get the number one pick in
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: the recruiting draft.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: So I believe Green Bay.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: I believe Green Bay is gonna get the number one
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: pick in the recruiting draft.
• 22:57
  Speaker 7: And what draft is that?
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: Well, they just they just added a draft. It's an
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: nil draft. If you, yeah, if you if you have
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: the worst record couge basketball, you get more nil money.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: It's a brilliant strategy by our friend Gottlieb. And they
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: have won two games. They won two games at green Bay,
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: So don't short change.
• 23:16
  Speaker 7: The University of Wisconsin. Greenby has a portal draft. How
• 23:20
  Speaker 7: much money do they have? Many?
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: Boy, you're so negative, My god, Gottlieb and they're hey,
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: they play today.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: This could be the day. They're two and.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: Twenty three and green Bay tonight they play Northern Kentucky.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: That's a win.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: That is a winnable game for green Bay. And by
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: the way, tickets are available for those of you listening
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: in green Bay and anywhere in Wisconsin, tickets are available.
• 23:49
  Speaker 7: They are there's another way to beat the color. They
• 23:53
  Speaker 7: come and watch horrible basketball.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, if you want to, uh, you want to impress
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: your date on Valentine's Day, take him to a green
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: Bay college basketball game.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: That'll that all really impress him.
• 24:04
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, hey, by the way, how come you tell
• 24:07
  Speaker 6: me there's a guy.
• 24:07
  Speaker 7: That comes from your network every week to sell them
• 24:10
  Speaker 7: the Super Bowl rings?
• 24:11
  Speaker 6: You know.
• 24:11
  Speaker 7: Platico burs I.
• 24:13
  Speaker 6: Was looking at my fore another day one.
• 24:15
  Speaker 7: Of these he sells the super Bowl.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: Ring like, I don't know, why do you? Why do you?
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: Why do you ask him? I don't know. That's his michigasa.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 24:23
  Speaker 6: Hey, I heard that he's having the financial problems.
• 24:25
  Speaker 7: He's got these rich hends on your network bombs birth
• 24:28
  Speaker 7: like forty five million network. Why can't they help him out? Finass?
• 24:34
  Speaker 6: Do you know who?
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: Maybe maybe he doesn't want to keep the ring, Maybe
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: he doesn't mean anything to him.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: Maybe he's just it's just a.
• 24:40
  Speaker 7: Ring or championship ring. You don't want to keep that.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: W If you go online right now, Jerome, there are
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: hundreds of NBA championship rings, World Series rings, and Super
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: Bowl rings that athletes have sold. So, you know, we
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: like it, we're fans. But that doesn't mean that they
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: like it and they want to hold onto it forever.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: Maybe they don't really care about it, just a trinket
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: and they know they can get some money for it.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: They need money.
• 25:04
  Speaker 7: Yeah. Hey, By the way, that guy with the Dodgers,
• 25:06
  Speaker 7: the ship they got to I mean with the Maths ship,
• 25:08
  Speaker 7: they got a better team than the Dodgers. You know,
• 25:11
  Speaker 7: the Dodgers are predicted to win one hundred and twenty
• 25:14
  Speaker 7: games this year. I mean I don't.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: I don't think they're predicted to when it was supposed
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: to win one hundred and ten or something like that,
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: not one hundred and twenty.
• 25:21
  Speaker 7: But un and by the way, you know what you're
• 25:25
  Speaker 7: talking about. Tristan Thompson's coming to the the Reptors coach.
• 25:29
  Speaker 7: I still say my own one of my all time favorites.
• 25:32
  Speaker 7: When they have Massolda after the game against the Giants
• 25:35
  Speaker 7: to give them an assessment of Dave King's performance.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it was actually it was actually I think
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: it was the Cups no Mets when Yeah, that was
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: so dusted. Well, Jerome, Jerome, if you want to you
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: want entertainment, okay, I'll give you some old school rants.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: You have access to like YouTube, right, you're on YouTube?
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah right, all right?
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: Look up your show.
• 25:58
  Speaker 7: I can't get Benny and the Pitty, but get you
• 26:01
  Speaker 7: get YouTube, all.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: Right, look up Earl Weaver Coaches Corner. Earl Weaver Coaches Corner,
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: and listen and look up the sorta on Kirk Vovaqua.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: You remember Kurt Vakua was a BASEBA podcast. Yeah, the sorta.
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: Bravakua called the sorta like a fat little Italian and
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: the sorta lost his mind and just unloaded on Bovoqua
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: and it's one of the fun Immediately all you know,
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: Bbaka was still around the sort of course he's.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Dead, but the sounds on YouTube, it's hilarious. I laughed.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: And the greatest of all time, now you know, Jerome,
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: and I am a historian.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: When it comes to the coaches tyrage, the greatest rant, Jerome.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: Have you have you heard the lee Ilia rant?
• 26:47
  Speaker 7: No?
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, Jo, listen to me. You gotta listen
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: to it next time you call. Let me know what
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: you think.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: It is the funniest thing.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, it's it's lee Ili on the cub fans.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: Eighty five percent of the world's working. The other fifteen
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: percent come out here. It's a playground for the blank bikes.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: Go and get up effing job like the rest of
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: the world.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: It's so good.
• 27:13
  Speaker 7: I got it, anybody, But I gotta ask you about Hey,
• 27:16
  Speaker 7: what about you know? All those places as Eagles is getting,
• 27:19
  Speaker 7: you know, and people are saying, well, we're sticking that,
• 27:22
  Speaker 7: you're sticking the chiefs. The time of the Chiefs how
• 27:24
  Speaker 7: long is it gonna take the two face media to
• 27:26
  Speaker 7: turn on the Eagles?
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: Dam?
• 27:28
  Speaker 7: What's the overun door?
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: I will guarantee well, come well listen, because you get
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: tired of it, and you know, eventually it'll turn just
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: like it turned for a while. People love Kansas City,
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: and then they're tired of seeing Taylor Swift and then
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: Travis Kelcey.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: And then you know, probably by next middle of next.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: Year, people be tired of the Eagles. I gotta go
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: go watch those videos.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: Room, get out of here, go away.
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: I realized my bosses probably don't want me to encourage
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: listeners to turn off the show and go watch videos,
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: but I just wanted to help them out. I'll do
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: a my solid let's go is des Moines, Kelly there, Hello,
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: Kelly des Moines, Kelly, Hello, welcome.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: Hi Ben Hello, Hello, congratulations.
• 28:08
  Speaker 8: Thank you sir.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: Yes, big news, Yeah, tending nuptials. This is great.
• 28:13
  Speaker 8: Yes, it's very exciting. We're going to have the baby first.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: But oh you are all right? So no, the wedding's
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: not going to be happening anytime soon. We have time
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: to plan the wedding.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: Are you looking? Are you looking at a Iowa wedding
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: or Seattle. I know you spent time in Seattle. Let
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: you from there.
• 28:28
  Speaker 8: No, we're not going to go to Seattle. We're we're
• 28:30
  Speaker 8: gonna stay here in Iowa.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: So yeah, all right, how about that lorrain a little
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: des Moines, Iowa action.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: Uh, come on, Hendy, I'm ready, Ben. Yeah.
• 28:39
  Speaker 8: Yeah, So, I mean I've heard the list of people
• 28:41
  Speaker 8: that want to come, you know, and like suggestions. I'm
• 28:43
  Speaker 8: going to veto the dunk tank off the bat but.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: Come on, it'd be fun. It'll be everyone love it.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: Dunk tank, you have a water balloon fight, we could
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: have a potato sack.
• 28:56
  Speaker 6: You know.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: It'll be a reception thing, not a ceremony thing. At
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: the ceremony will be very professional.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: Now, I'm telling you right now, des Moines, Kelly and
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: your your husband to be there that if you really
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: want everyone to show up, open bar.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: If you have an open bar, oh my god.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: Oh there will be people traveling from other continents with
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: Ozzie Waz will fly in from.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: Western Australia with a kangaroo. If you have an open.
• 29:21
  Speaker 8: Bar, yeah, I don't know where we're getting married and
• 29:24
  Speaker 8: will be wildlife sanctioned.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: But you know, we'll get an exemption. And we know people,
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: we'll contact someone, we'll get an exemption. Okay, I got
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: you now, all right, well very good, but thank you.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: Keep us posted on any new developments and all that.
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: All right, thank you.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: There she goes our friend des moin Kelly. Very exciting.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: Let's say hello to Angry Bill. Who is next?
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: And I know Angry Bill very upset at Caitlin Clark
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: for turning down an opportunity.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: Hello Angry Bill.
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: Hello everybody. I'm not upset. Ok Caitlen Clark can't do
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: anything wrong. Just understand that nothing wrong.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: Nothing, Okay.
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: Mister Johnson of the Jets, the owner, he listened to
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: me a couple of days ago and gave Aaron is
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: going to give Aaron Rodgers as forty nine million dollars.
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: But here's the problem with Aaron Rodgers.
• 30:17
  Speaker 7: He cannot.
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: You have to have friends when you want to hang
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: on your career. You have to have friends in your sports,
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: whether it's baseball or football. He's got no friends. On
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: a smaller scale of one to ten, Ben, what team
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: is going to take this guy? How many teams?
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: It's what you're forgetting is mean?
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: What team on mouth scairwe.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: How likely is he to play again in the end? Uh,
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: I would say it, say it's about a five. It's
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: about a five.
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: That's pretty generous. I'm two.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: Well, here's why, because he's a you gotta you gotta
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: look at this from a business perspective, anger Bill. He
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: is a name, and people that don't take this stuff
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: that seriously, they know who Rogers is.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: He's a headliner.
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: So you figure you get a little bump if you
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: signed Rogers. And there's so many teams that don't have
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: a quarterback. So like the Giants, the Jets that got
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: rid of him, the Raiders, the Tennessee Titans, the Cleveland Browns,
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: the Saints don't have a quarter There's tons of teams
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: that need quarterbacks.
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: None of these teams coaches are gonna okay and want
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: to put up with his crap.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: Pete Carroll problem, Yeah, Pete Carroll. What about Pete Pete
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: Carroll in Vegas?
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: We'll see what happens. What Why didn't one coach get
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: in his face and punch his lights out? That would
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: have solved the problem.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: Well, that would have probably had to happen when he
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: was in college, not in the NFL.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: By the time he got to the NFL.
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: He's turned crazy as he's gotten older. The guy is
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: out of his mind.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: He lives in an interesting life. He lives an interesting life.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: All right, look at you. I'd be valentined. There, you
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: got a hot day today. Angry was valentined.
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: No, I'm hoping the flight of his malor meet out
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: in Iowa because I want to punch blind Scott in
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: the face.
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: Somebody else DM me and said that's what they were
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: gonna come for. Really, how about how about boxing with
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: blind Scott. I could do a boxing ring and we
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: gonna have blind Scott versus Angry Bill and other people.
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: How about that and any other blind people that come.
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: I want to punch them in the face.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: All right, all right, get out of your shirt. That's funny.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: That is funny by Angry Bill. All right, it is
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  Speaker 2: version eight seconds today, right after we get off the air.
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  Speaker 5: Knock knock, who's there? Blame?
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  Speaker 1: We blame week too.
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  Speaker 5: It's Big Man's lame joke of the week.
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  Speaker 2: That it is, and we say hello to the one
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  Speaker 2: and only weed Man. Hippie, Hello Weed, I love you
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  Speaker 2: laugh all right, the great weed Man.
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  Speaker 1: He's in Miami.
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  Speaker 2: He's been calling the show for many, many years, and
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: he loves jokes.
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  Speaker 1: He loves I love jokes.
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  Speaker 4: A right.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: Why is Lizzo These are actual jokes sending by actual listeners.
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  Speaker 1: Weed Man right?
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: Why is Lizzo so upset about the bird flu? Why
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: a dozen egg omelets have gotten really really expensive?
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  Speaker 1: Weed Man? Really, sir? For Todd the comedian.
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: What's Lizzo's perfect Valentine's Day dinner? What a hearty one?
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: A hearty one? That's e eke and Roseville, Minnesota. What
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: did Lizzo say to the caterers as they were cleaning
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: up after the Super Bowl party?
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: What leave the gravy? We kept grinny.
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: That's a.
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  Speaker 2: That's our friend Darryl Daryl from the Ozars. I met
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: Darryl and his dad. Good good people there the mallor
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: meet and greet in Kansas City. What did Lizzo do
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: at this year's Grammys? Now that she's retired, what is
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: she gonna do here? Or what did she do well?
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: She was a seat filler. She was a seat filler.
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: That's a chip in Maine than even that chip?
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: Why? Why did Lizzo have to return to work?
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: Why appareently she crushed her nest egg? That's chip in Maine.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: Big Ben's lame jokes the Week. If you like this segment.
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: We do it every single weekend about this time. If
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: you don't like this segment, it's only once a week
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: So who gives a rats ass? Did you hear that
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: Lizzo saw for the what? What do you hear what
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: Lizzo saw or who she saw for the first time?
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: Since she lost so much weight. Who did she see
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  Speaker 2: for the first time?
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: I don't know who her toes?
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: That's a Noah Noah in Austin.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: Why doesn't Lizzo like the gamble?
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: Why she hates hates picking against the spread?
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  Speaker 1: She loves the spread?
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: That's a George and Uvaldi man, Yeah, you don't mess
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: with the spread. Why does Lizzo draw big crowds? Why
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: she's the biggest name in music?
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  Speaker 4: All right?
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: What new version of the popular Triple D show on
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: the Food Channel was weed Man asked to be the
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: new celebrity chef host of What Dumpster Dive Delights?
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: Dumpster Dive Delights? That's Frank.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: That's a good joke. That's Frank, Frank and Fargo. What's
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: the greatest thing you've eaten out of a dumpster?
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  Speaker 1: Weed Man?
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  Speaker 4: I have.
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  Speaker 1: I know? All right?
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: Did you know that the average human has three hundred
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: and sixty joints in their body.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well, good news.
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: Weed Man's not but he's got four hundred and twenty
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: joints in his body. That said Darryl Daryl and the Ozarks. Well,
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: weed Man told Lorena that he didn't want her to
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: feel obligated to get him something for Valentine's Remember when
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: he said that weed Man, Yeah, yeah, yeah, So she's
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: sending you a lifetime supply of nothing.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: Lorena's giving you what?
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  Speaker 4: That is accurate?
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: Then that is Tom in Indiana who wrote that joke, Lorena,
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: Tom in Indiana. Why was weed Man so happy the
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: Chiefs did not win their third Super Bowl.
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  Speaker 1: In a row?
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  Speaker 4: Oh I wanted them too?
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  Speaker 1: Well.
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  Speaker 2: No, according to this, weed Man has always been begging
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: for change, Change, Gmail me money. That's a surf for
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  Speaker 2: Todd the comedian there. Why is weed Man making his
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: joints like a Chuck Berry song?
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: Why he's rocking and a Roman is what he's doing.
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: That's Dennis Dennis in motew Thank you Dennis and Detroit.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: Why did weed Man Hippy call his roommate JFK when
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: he took a picture of him? Why because weed Man
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: wanted a headshot just like JFK. That's a buttermilk travo.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: Shut that, thank you, buttermilk chavo.
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: What's the only thing weed man can afford from tire raq?
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  Speaker 1: What free road hazard protection? That said?
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  Speaker 2: Noah, very funny, Noah in Austin.
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  Speaker 1: What did weed man get wrong?
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: Comparing weed Man, we're comparing Patrick Mahomes to Jesus.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: What did he get wrong?
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  Speaker 4: Why?
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  Speaker 2: All well, Jesus rose from the dead after three days.
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: Mahomes rose from the dead after three quarters.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: So there you go. That's a champing name. I have one, Ben,
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  Speaker 1: all right, cool, go ahead, cool.
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: This is from from let's say, Muckety Muck.
• 38:53
  Speaker 5: Why did ferg Dog want Ben to wear an Eagles jersey?
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  Speaker 1: Why? I don't know, so he could give him a push.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: That's not funny. What do mob guys call weed man?
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: What a gob of pooh is what they call you?
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: That's Tony in the bay.
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  Speaker 2: Why should you never throw weed Man's false teeth at
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: a vehicle?
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: Why you might denture the car? That's butter milk jabo.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: Well, everyone wants to get lucky on Valentine's Day at
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: his age? What does Dick and Dayton consider getting lucky?
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: What finding his car in the Walmart parking lot.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: Let's eat in rows in Minnesota. Last one. Did you
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: hear about Ferk Dog's paper joke? Oh, it's terrible. That's
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: Noah in Austin. Banky weed Man,