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Shortest Job Stint 2 · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_02: So we got thinking about it with the whole Katie Zachariah thing where she's already out as press secretary.
• 0:05
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, admin I don't look at what she did as the worst thing in the world where she basically was calling herself a la a lawyer but she didn't pass the bar.
• 0:13
  SPEAKER_02: Just a little white.
• 0:14
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, uh there's worse but you gotta think of the job qualification for what is it.
• 0:18
  SPEAKER_02: She's talking to the media.
• 0:19
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 0:19
  SPEAKER_02: Like I don't really give a damn what that is.
• 0:21
  SPEAKER_02: But anyway, she got blasted hard.
• 0:23
  SPEAKER_01: Uh and then five days later, Trump's like, you fire.
• 0:26
  SPEAKER_02: You gotta go, listen.
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  SPEAKER_02: Maybe I love how he put the spin on it.
• 0:29
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe it wasn't for.
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_02: It might not have been for.
• 0:32
  SPEAKER_02: It's okay, but she really took it on the gin.
• 0:34
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, literally, that was the spin they put on it.
• 0:37
  SPEAKER_02: There was a lot of egg on the face with that one.
• 0:39
  SPEAKER_02: And and really, legitimately, she might have been great in the job.
• 0:42
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 0:43
  SPEAKER_02: But I think a little more honesty might have been the way to go and be like, yeah, you know, I studied law.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_02: If she would have said I studied law versus I'm a lawyer, that's like me saying I'm a gynecologist.
• 0:55
  SPEAKER_02: I've studied plenty of plenty of downstairs.
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  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
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  SPEAKER_02: But I am not qualified to cure you.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm not trusting you.
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  SPEAKER_01: Who's had a job stint even less than five days?
• 1:05
  SPEAKER_01: You're sure give us your shortest one and you can put it on the app.
• 1:08
  SPEAKER_01: You can either write a message on our app or you can even voice a message on our app too, which would be awesome.
• 1:14
  SPEAKER_01: And uh our favorite, we're gonna pick one and they're gonna win a Legends gift card.
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  SPEAKER_02: Now, it could have been you left or it could have been you were terminated.
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  SPEAKER_02: I've got a little mix of both in here.
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  SPEAKER_02: Although 1076, man, uh I hear this two and a half hours at Denny's.
• 1:28
  SPEAKER_02: That's it.
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  SPEAKER_02: As a hostess.
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  SPEAKER_02: You weren't even in the kitchen getting greasy.
• 1:32
  SPEAKER_02: Right?
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  SPEAKER_02: So then what was the problem?
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh I never came back after uh uh because I didn't like some of the staff that I worked with.
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  SPEAKER_02: You only gave him two hours.
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, who's judgy here?
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  SPEAKER_01: You didn't even give him a chance.
• 1:42
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, unless it's unless it's your ex's uh new guy who's the chef, in which case you're like, um Or they weren't giving you a chance though, either.
• 1:49
  SPEAKER_02: That didn't make much sense.
• 1:50
  SPEAKER_02: Your ex's new guy.
• 1:51
  SPEAKER_02: Well, you know what I mean.
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  SPEAKER_02: Maybe you slept with a chef back in the day in high school and you're like, I don't know.
• 1:55
  SPEAKER_01: And you didn't realize that he worked there.
• 1:57
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, right?
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_02: He's making moons over Miami.
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  SPEAKER_01: 2204.
• 2:01
  SPEAKER_01: I worked at a deli and only worked two days because I was too slow.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's awesome.
• 2:06
  SPEAKER_01: You were too slow slapping the meat on the bread.
• 2:08
  SPEAKER_01: Well, come on, you gotta there is okay.
• 2:11
  SPEAKER_02: Have you ever been okay, I've never worked one of those meat slicers, uh-huh, but I've seen people really just and do it quick, and then you get Myrtle, who's oh my god, why did I ask for half a pound?
• 2:24
  SPEAKER_02: This is gonna take a week.
• 2:25
  SPEAKER_02: You know, it's like no away.
• 2:28
  SPEAKER_01: Oh wait, here's another one from 2888.
• 2:30
  SPEAKER_01: I left during my lunch break on my first day of training at Venture Fourth.
• 2:34
  SPEAKER_01: What's Venture Fourth?
• 2:35
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 2:37
  SPEAKER_01: Uh then we'll go up to this one.
• 2:38
  SPEAKER_01: Uh shortest job spent, and this is a guest, so I don't know who you are.
• 2:42
  SPEAKER_01: If you win, I don't know how to get in touch with you.
• 2:44
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, they said shortest job spent, I worked at an IHOP for four hours and I couldn't handle the late night shift.
• 2:51
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I wouldn't do it either.
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  SPEAKER_01: And you wanna know why?
• 2:53
  SPEAKER_01: Drunk people.
• 2:54
  SPEAKER_01: Drunk people, you know.
• 2:55
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, you're gonna show up at IHOP.
• 2:57
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you deal with like bad tipping, fights, puking.
• 3:00
  SPEAKER_01: No, that wouldn't.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you don't need that.
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  SPEAKER_02: Natalie's actually got a really funny one.
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  SPEAKER_02: I kind of feel bad for her because she's trying to live well, her teenage years, you know, but yet you want a job.
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  SPEAKER_01: I was in high school and got hired to work at Waterworld Large Amusement Park in Colorado.
• 3:16
  SPEAKER_01: I made it through orientation.
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  SPEAKER_01: I gave them a list of days I was gonna be gone in the summer for softball tournaments, and they said, Thank you.
• 3:23
  SPEAKER_01: We don't need you to come back.
• 3:25
  SPEAKER_02: That just hurts.
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  SPEAKER_01: Couldn't you guys have figured that out beforehand?
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  SPEAKER_02: You would think that that question would come up.
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  SPEAKER_02: Kind of like, how many days do you need off?
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  SPEAKER_02: Or do you work a full week ever?
• 3:34
  SPEAKER_02: Because I know that whenever I That's actually gonna be my next question, whoever we hire.
• 3:39
  SPEAKER_02: Do you ever work a full week?
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  SPEAKER_02: Period, the end no more.
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  SPEAKER_02: I just want to know, can you put five days in?
• 3:43
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 3:43
  SPEAKER_01: Do you know what five are?
• 3:44
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 3:44
  SPEAKER_01: Uh then this was I got five on it.
• 3:47
  SPEAKER_01: This is my favorite so far, 2242.
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  SPEAKER_01: When I turned 18, I took a job at Dandy Minimart.
• 3:53
  SPEAKER_01: I didn't know you also had to work the deli, and I hate all condiments.
• 3:57
  SPEAKER_01: I gagged every sandwich I made.
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  SPEAKER_01: I quit after the end of my first shift.
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  SPEAKER_01: First of all, it's weird that you hate condiments because I mean what do you mean, dry meat?
• 4:05
  SPEAKER_02: Like, do you just need like a sub that's just dry?
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  unknown: Dry.
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  SPEAKER_02: Just love this dry ham.
• 4:13
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I know there's some there's some slickness, if you will, to cold cuts, but it's not enough liquid.
• 4:19
  SPEAKER_01: Don't you need at least a dab of mustard?
• 4:22
  SPEAKER_01: Uh something.
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  SPEAKER_02: Some Italian dressing, softer for a sandwich?
• 4:26
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I can understand no mayonnaise, but literally just dry.
• 4:29
  SPEAKER_02: Dry.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then what if you have like lettuce on there too?
• 4:32
  SPEAKER_01: Then it's just dry and crunchy.
• 4:34
  SPEAKER_02: There's no extra flavor.
• 4:35
  SPEAKER_02: Do you even own a taste bud?
• 4:37
  SPEAKER_02: You know what?
• 4:37
  SPEAKER_02: I'm firing you.
• 4:38
  SPEAKER_02: And three, two, one.
• 4:41
  SPEAKER_02: Listen to Scott and Allie.
• 4:43
  SPEAKER_02: Scott and Allie's big three.
• 4:44
  SPEAKER_02: But I'll also give you a legend's gift card.
• 4:46
  SPEAKER_02: Just make sure you ask for no ranch.
• 4:48
  SPEAKER_01: That is, I've never met somebody like that.
• 4:50
  SPEAKER_01: That's so weird.
• 4:51
  SPEAKER_01: Not one condiment?
• 4:52
  SPEAKER_01: You can't do one?
• 4:53
  SPEAKER_01: Shea said, bless all the daycare preschool employees because I lasted less than a month.
• 4:57
  SPEAKER_01: Those kids were feral and I was stressed.
• 4:58
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I feel like I'm not sure.
• 4:59
  SPEAKER_02: You know, you you are in I I understand the pain.
• 5:02
  SPEAKER_02: If it's not you're not everyone's built for that.
• 5:04
  SPEAKER_02: Don't feel bad.
• 5:06
  SPEAKER_01: I am not built for that, I can tell you that much.
• 5:08
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• 5:10
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• 5:17
  SPEAKER_01: A six-year-old boy and a 35-year-old man were killed when a pickup truck drove through a youth soccer game in Wichita, Kansas Saturday.
• 5:26
  SPEAKER_01: Police identified the two who died at the scene as Cole, Adrian, and Nicholas Schaefer.
• 5:31
  SPEAKER_01: Eleven people were taken to hospitals, five children, ages five to nine, five adults also suffered some injuries.
• 5:38
  SPEAKER_01: Now, here's the interesting thing.
• 5:40
  SPEAKER_01: No charges have been filed as of yesterday with the woman who drove through.
• 5:48
  SPEAKER_01: I'm either thinking that or is something happened with like the brakes, because they say that they're still waiting for tests for alcohol or drugs and also mechanical inspection of the Chevy pickups.
• 6:01
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, listen to that.
• 6:06
  SPEAKER_00: And we're not there yet.
• 6:08
  SPEAKER_01: And the other thing about that is if it was a mechanical thing, then yes, I'm so sorry for the families that passed, but also for her, like she wasn't meaning she.
• 6:17
  SPEAKER_01: She's gonna live with this if that's the case.
• 6:19
  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
• 6:20
  SPEAKER_02: But then you ask the question, now this might not be a criminal charge.
• 6:24
  SPEAKER_02: You couldn't steer elsewhere?
• 6:26
  SPEAKER_01: Well, it's either steer into these kids or these kids.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
• 6:29
  SPEAKER_01: You know?
• 6:29
  SPEAKER_02: That's what you're right.
• 6:30
  SPEAKER_01: Because I was I was on 352 over the weekend.
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  SPEAKER_01: Packed.
• 6:33
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I see the soccer field.
• 6:35
  SPEAKER_01: There's no other way where you could go.
• 6:37
  SPEAKER_01: And federal help is on the way as Pennsylvania deals with the largest measles outbreak of any state in the nation.
• 6:43
  SPEAKER_01: The CDC says it's sending a disease detective from its epidemic intelligence unit to assist.
• 6:49
  SPEAKER_01: Pennsylvania health officials have confirmed over 1,200 measles cases.
• 6:53
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, Mr.
• 6:54
  SPEAKER_02: Detective, let me help you with this case.
• 6:56
  SPEAKER_02: That's a bunch of morons that don't do vaccines on something that's been having a vaccine for so long.
• 7:01
  SPEAKER_01: And then one last one.
• 7:03
  SPEAKER_01: Sean Diddy Combs, I have another Pennsylvania story for you, too.
• 7:06
  SPEAKER_01: Sean Diddy Combs, P.
• 7:08
  SPEAKER_01: Diddy, has been transferred from a prison in Jersey to a facility in Pennsylvania following his special treatment that he was receiving, and then also had a head injury, which I assume was hey, getting his head beat into a wall.
• 7:22
  SPEAKER_01: You're flaunting it, so I'm gonna beat you up.
• 7:24
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 7:24
  SPEAKER_01: So they had to transfer him, and now he's in Pennsylvania.
• 7:27
  SPEAKER_02: So he's in a whole new setup.
• 7:29
  SPEAKER_02: Well, he's gonna make all new prison friends.
• 7:31
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 7:32
  SPEAKER_02: I wonder if he'll get the fan.
• 7:33
  SPEAKER_02: And get his bank account changed over from one place to another.
• 7:36
  SPEAKER_01: Well, and I wonder if he's gonna get the special treatment in Pennsylvania or if he's like, I learned my lesson, don't flaunt it.
• 7:43
  SPEAKER_02: The guy, okay, first of all, you're caught.
• 7:45
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 7:46
  SPEAKER_02: You you are charged, you're in jail, you're continuing a lifestyle.
• 7:49
  SPEAKER_02: I don't think there's a lesson to be learned for in his mind.
• 7:52
  SPEAKER_01: I hate that he's also getting special treatment when he is a disgusting human being.
• 7:55
  SPEAKER_02: You know what, though?
• 7:56
  SPEAKER_02: He's in Pennsylvania, he's got a good shot for measles.