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"LOVE ISLAND" Contestants (with Bobby Moynihan) · Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists

• 0:04
  Speaker 1: To Night on artists on artists, on artists on artists.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, we're talking to contestants of Love Island who
• 0:11
  Speaker 1: are on a brand new show called.
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  Speaker 2: Crush Beach Love Island number one peacock show, where we
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  Speaker 2: get a bunch of hot singles from all over gather
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  Speaker 2: around an island in Fiji with mikes and cameras everywhere.
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  Speaker 3: But this group is a fun spin off group.
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  Speaker 4: It's your favorite people that you've definitely heard of and
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  Speaker 4: definitely know, sitting down to hash out how Crush Beach went.
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  Speaker 4: So put your vodka cocktails down, get on those bikinis,
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  Speaker 4: get ready to work, and let's listen in.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, So good to see everybody.
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  Speaker 6: I cannot believe the gang is back together. This is crazy,
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  Speaker 6: this is wild.
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  Speaker 7: I missed you guys.
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  Speaker 8: Guys.
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  Speaker 7: It's crazy to see you guys with clothes on.
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  Speaker 3: You're so bad.
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  Speaker 7: I'm not going seriously, I'm not sure who.
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  Speaker 1: You look at. You weren't looking at the face, No.
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  Speaker 9: I was always looking at either privates or butts.
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  Speaker 7: It's hard not to man. You never see him walk
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  Speaker 7: in at least for me, butts or fingers when they
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  Speaker 7: give me their breakfast.
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  Speaker 8: You know, what I mean exactly. I can tell who.
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  Speaker 8: I could tell who worked there based on who gave
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  Speaker 8: me breakfast.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I the amount of hashing out we have to
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  Speaker 3: do later. We have so much debriefing, Spicy.
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  Speaker 5: It was a wild We wrapped on Crushed Beach about two.
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  Speaker 8: Hours ago, hours ago, two hours ago. Now, miss you
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  Speaker 8: guys and.
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  Speaker 7: Feet you know in the standing.
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  Speaker 3: Would you just put the loafers straight on like I
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  Speaker 3: put some in.
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  Speaker 9: The shoes before I left so that I could sell
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  Speaker 9: it on eBay, which I did, Wow, in two hours
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  Speaker 9: two hours.
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  Speaker 5: We should go around and say our names and what
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  Speaker 5: we've done since the show, what we were known for
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  Speaker 5: on Crush Beach.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's such a good idea. Do you want to start?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, I'm a Crystal Bacon. I was on Crush Beach
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  Speaker 5: for about six weeks and then I was booted off
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  Speaker 5: when a hot TNT guy came in and picked someone
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  Speaker 5: else instead. And so I am kind of the girl
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  Speaker 5: who is a little mysterious and people like to figure
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  Speaker 5: out what I'm up to, and the men were usually
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  Speaker 5: entranced by what I'm up to, and once they figured
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  Speaker 5: out they didn't want to.
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  Speaker 8: Beach, I would say it all about the mystery.
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  Speaker 1: Crystal, I would say you had the most confusing banter
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  Speaker 1: on the beach.
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  Speaker 7: I'm still.
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  Speaker 4: I remember you were just kind of throwing like mysteries
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  Speaker 4: and riddles that people.
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  Speaker 1: Can I put you for a trat. Jes said, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: let's go into the bridge. I a chair.
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  Speaker 5: I remember, I asked you, what has seventeen eyes blinks
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  Speaker 5: twice and can only be heard on the third night
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  Speaker 5: of the morning.
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  Speaker 2: Like, honestly, I've never heard someone on reality TV do
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  Speaker 2: so many riddles.
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  Speaker 7: I was going to say, British riddles a reality Brits
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  Speaker 7: riddles is crazy.
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  Speaker 3: It was crazy, yes, but like America loved it.
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  Speaker 1: Also, Crystal, shout out. You dropped the kind of one
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  Speaker 1: of the big differences between Crushed Beach and Love Island.
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  Speaker 1: They're not bombshells, they're T and T guys.
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  Speaker 9: Guys, I've never heard that phrase before.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, yes, they've bought things only a little bit different
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  Speaker 5: on Crushed Beach, and as we know, you know, Crush
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  Speaker 5: Beach is a little bit lower up a budget.
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  Speaker 7: I just found out it's Crush Beach and not Crushed Beach.
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  Speaker 5: Crush.
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  Speaker 1: You were going to town on all those cans too, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I got a lot of merch I gotta return.
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  Speaker 8: That's insane.
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  Speaker 4: But that okay, Well, I'm of course, of course you will. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 4: what okay, wait, what do you guys mean by that?
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  Speaker 7: Just usually people just start here and then just don't.
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  Speaker 8: I'm just asking a question. I'm actually just asking a question.
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  Speaker 8: What do you mean by that?
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  Speaker 3: Uh?
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  Speaker 9: I don't see an idol in your hands, so I'm
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  Speaker 9: not ready to be roasted. Right, We're not on we're
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  Speaker 9: not on the beach.
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  Speaker 8: But that's another if they have an idol. Believe you
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  Speaker 8: guys were the first couple. So we were the first couple.
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  Speaker 8: We sha you can go first, then you go ahead.
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  Speaker 8: Whatever Trunks the next and yeah, and I don't give
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  Speaker 8: a fuck trunks.
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  Speaker 5: My next literally doesn't give.
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  Speaker 9: A did never will never won't we never.
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  Speaker 7: Won't not give a fuck.
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  Speaker 5: Trunks.
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  Speaker 2: I just want to I just want it in full sincerity.
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  Speaker 2: Now that we're off the show, I'm just gonna ask you.
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  Speaker 2: Did you change your name to Trunks for your to
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  Speaker 2: sell these trunks, these boord shorts.
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  Speaker 8: Yep?
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  Speaker 3: You really just came in for the money.
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  Speaker 7: I'm just trying to sell bored shorts.
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  Speaker 4: Well, they're crazy because they're so long, they're almost like capris.
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  Speaker 7: It's all. They're actually pants.
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  Speaker 1: Pants, depending on how tall you are.
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  Speaker 2: Depend But like, I think you're gonna get a lot
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  Speaker 2: of slack from America if you came in here not
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  Speaker 2: looking for love and you came here with Alton alternate.
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  Speaker 8: So what do you mean by that? I'm just wondering,
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  Speaker 8: what do you mean by that?
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  Speaker 7: I'm not getting into this with you. We're not on
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  Speaker 7: the beach.
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  Speaker 9: I'm just wondering. I'm just wondering what you mean by
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  Speaker 9: with you. I signed a contract on crushed beach, but
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  Speaker 9: here we're both humans. Okay, I'm just wondering. If you
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  Speaker 9: were in it for love, are you in it for
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  Speaker 9: your board?
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  Speaker 5: Guys, Guys, we're not in the pit fight. We don't
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  Speaker 5: put the gloves down the drama queen.
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  Speaker 8: I'm not a drama queen.
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  Speaker 4: But yes, the Internet has labeled me as a little
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  Speaker 4: bit toxic.
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  Speaker 8: But yeah, I don't see it. I don't get it.
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  Speaker 8: I'm just a woman.
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  Speaker 5: You were labeled miss bitch. You it's the opposite of
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  Speaker 5: miss congeniality.
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  Speaker 1: I miss pitched America voted on miss bitch.
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  Speaker 8: On miss bitch, everybody wanted me up, but they keicked
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  Speaker 8: me around for the drama. My name is Niatasha Ablongata.
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  Speaker 8: I am twenty one. I am a Vergo cancer rising
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  Speaker 8: and I came to Crush Island looking for my crush
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  Speaker 8: and a mother of five. I have fourteen dogs, three kids.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so what are the five that you're a mother
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  Speaker 1: of two dogs?
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  Speaker 5: Which count? Which counts? This has always been my question
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  Speaker 5: for you.
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  Speaker 8: And I'm not gonna say, and I'm not gonna lay,
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  Speaker 8: and I'm just not gonna say.
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  Speaker 9: And I'm the second most mysterious one on and she's
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  Speaker 9: my serious because she's a bitch.
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  Speaker 8: Absolutely that's my mystery. And uh yeah, that's who I am.
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  Speaker 8: And Trunks and I were paired for a long time.
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  Speaker 8: We would come back and forth. We fight a lot.
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  Speaker 3: But do you want to talk about the letter you wrote? Trunks?
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  Speaker 8: Do I want to talk about the letter? Yeah? I
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  Speaker 8: would actually love to talk about the letter.
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  Speaker 7: I would love to hear it because I don't read.
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  Speaker 5: So it doesn't care. He doesn't fun.
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  Speaker 9: If you don't give a learn to read, fuck you
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  Speaker 9: you will you won't won't learn to read. I will
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  Speaker 9: not learn to read. And I shan't learn to read.
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  Speaker 1: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 8: So, yeah, things were heating up.
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  Speaker 4: We were fighting a lot, we were thinking about separating,
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  Speaker 4: and I tried to write you a letter to just kind.
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  Speaker 7: Of he knew each other for eleven minutes.
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  Speaker 4: At that point, and I just got this tension. I
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  Speaker 4: got this look in your eyes that like, maybe there's drama,
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  Speaker 4: maybe you don't really understand me, maybe you don't want
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  Speaker 4: to understand me. And so I had to put it
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  Speaker 4: all down on a letter, almost like confessing.
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  Speaker 7: But also was doing cocaine that day, just peanut butter
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  Speaker 7: and cocaine.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was gonna ask.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I usually have to explain it, but I just
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  Speaker 4: feel like, just a terrible mix. Are you putting the
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  Speaker 4: cocaine in.
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  Speaker 7: The butter?
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  Speaker 9: And then I have to mix it up and then
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  Speaker 9: I snort it. It's dumb, but I get it, butter
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  Speaker 9: in your nose. Just say it's terrible. It sounds really bad.
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  Speaker 1: You are my dog, though, Dude, I love you? Do
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  Speaker 1: you literally are a dog alike?
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  Speaker 7: How many people tell me that?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: How many that I'm like their dog? How many one? This? Dude,
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  Speaker 7: I love you?
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  Speaker 2: I America is saying this is the love story between
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  Speaker 2: the go ahead.
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  Speaker 7: I mean you are like my brother for life, and
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  Speaker 7: you saved my life.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you saved my life.
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  Speaker 8: Well, you both were drowning and you saved each other's life.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we needed literally support and we both got it
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  Speaker 1: at the same time.
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  Speaker 5: Remember it's that crazy footage if you guys locked into
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  Speaker 5: each other kicking.
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  Speaker 9: Ass one and two feet of water.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, tells you all standing around the pool, You're all
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  Speaker 1: watching us dying, and then we had to save each other.
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  Speaker 8: No, that was yes, you were there.
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  Speaker 1: I did that.
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  Speaker 8: I saw it. I just wanted to say, no.
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  Speaker 4: Did nothing. You just kept writing. Well I was mad
• 8:54
  Speaker 4: at you. I was mad at you both. So yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I just kept on writing in my journal, just hoping.
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  Speaker 1: My name is hunting. Say it again, hunting. My name
• 9:05
  Speaker 1: is hunting, and I like hunting. That's kind of what
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  Speaker 1: I'm about. I'm from Kentucky. I drive logs from the
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  Speaker 1: logging site to the manufacturer. And this was an incredible
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  Speaker 1: experience for me. I was here to experiment. I was
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  Speaker 1: here to enjoy the experience. And that's the difference, right,
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  Speaker 1: the people who were there for the experience and the
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  Speaker 1: people this is crush Beach. This is not Get married Beach.
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  Speaker 1: So the people that locked in so early. That's not
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  Speaker 1: what I was about. I had eight partners. I loved
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  Speaker 1: every single one of them. They all got voted out.
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  Speaker 3: Why don't you look at me in the face when
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  Speaker 3: you say that.
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  Speaker 1: Listen, you got voted out. I got seven partners. You
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  Speaker 1: came back at the very end. I didn't know what
• 9:51
  Speaker 1: to do. I froze up, and I'm sorry about that.
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  Speaker 7: America voted her back in. Ye see what she was
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  Speaker 7: going to do to you.
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  Speaker 1: I do think America liked to see me squirm, be honest,
• 10:01
  Speaker 1: it felt a little crazy. I felt like, literally like
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  Speaker 1: I once ordered Door Dash. A guy showed up and
• 10:07
  Speaker 1: then they voted him out, Like it was like crazy.
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  Speaker 7: I was like to join sag.
• 10:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he joins. It was crazy, And it was like
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  Speaker 1: I did feel like I was voted the book of
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  Speaker 1: job of the season. I was voted the joke.
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  Speaker 2: Rich of you to people a biblical rich when you
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  Speaker 2: know I'm a Christian, okay, and you know that.
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  Speaker 1: The Bible is literally my number one book on Goodreads.
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  Speaker 8: And you've seen that.
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  Speaker 5: Interesting that you say the Bible is your number one
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  Speaker 5: book on Goodreads, but you couldn't solve my Bible riddle.
• 10:40
  Speaker 7: Here we got it was the British Bible.
• 10:44
  Speaker 5: It was, Yeah, I just think it's interesting.
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  Speaker 1: No, but you want to say the Bible riddle?
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  Speaker 5: Sure, Five Noah's socks.
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  Speaker 3: Walk into a bar, always number based.
• 10:57
  Speaker 5: The bartender says there's too many no socks here, and
• 11:01
  Speaker 5: they say, what, I.
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: Just don't even know where to say that a joke
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  Speaker 1: riddle like? And also are the five boats talking at
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: the same time.
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  Speaker 3: It's also just so off putting.
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  Speaker 7: I'm not using from someone who rides logs.
• 11:15
  Speaker 9: Pretty when you said you ride logs, I thought I
• 11:18
  Speaker 9: thought you were bragging about ship that I.
• 11:22
  Speaker 1: Drive logs for real, big logs, you know, when we're
• 11:25
  Speaker 1: cutting stuff down. They need to be taken out of
• 11:27
  Speaker 1: the forest. That's what I do. It's a job.
• 11:31
  Speaker 8: Like I don't think that we don't believe we believe you.
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: I'm grateful to be here. I'm grateful you're here too,
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  Speaker 1: and we can talk about this like, don't look at
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  Speaker 1: me like that, don't look at me like that.
• 11:43
  Speaker 7: I was more, don't don't not look at him like that.
• 11:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, don't look at me. Don't look away from me.
• 11:47
  Speaker 2: If you want to look at my tears, don't you
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  Speaker 2: don't deserve to look at my tears.
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  Speaker 8: What I said to you, what I said to you
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  Speaker 8: on the floating, I meant I'm here for that.
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: What I said to you on the floating, I meant, you.
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  Speaker 8: Don't need him. I'm here for the girls. You don't
• 12:00
  Speaker 8: need him. What I said, Hi, I'm Casey.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a Christian with the biggest hits you've ever seen?
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  Speaker 3: What do you want me? What do you want me
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  Speaker 3: to say?
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  Speaker 8: Okay?
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  Speaker 5: One every season, that's it.
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  Speaker 2: I was there for the first couple of weeks, I
• 12:25
  Speaker 2: got boted out, and then they brought me back in.
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  Speaker 4: No, but I feel like you had such an impact,
• 12:29
  Speaker 4: and that's why they brought you back in. Like, even
• 12:31
  Speaker 4: in a short time, you like really left your mark
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  Speaker 4: on the beach.
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  Speaker 1: Well, Casey, Like, I'm gonna be honest, Like in the
• 12:37
  Speaker 1: challenge is everyone you know. We had the like get
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: the thing from the back of my throat challenge where
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: we had to make out with each other and take stuff,
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: and you were just blowing kisses.
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  Speaker 3: That's because you had a rock in your mouth. I
• 12:48
  Speaker 3: didn't want to get in there.
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  Speaker 1: I was dying.
• 12:51
  Speaker 4: It wasn't uncol how they put a rock in the
• 12:53
  Speaker 4: back of your throat and made somebody else try to make.
• 12:55
  Speaker 8: Out to get it.
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  Speaker 7: I was an inhaler.
• 12:59
  Speaker 1: It was lja, it was hooked.
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  Speaker 5: But that was a hot problem where you.
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  Speaker 8: Had with this. Yeah, with the tongue you have kind
• 13:07
  Speaker 8: of a drain snake of a tongue. Yeah. My so
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  Speaker 8: I was like, I can do this.
• 13:12
  Speaker 7: A lot of the crew guys were calling you drained snakes.
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  Speaker 8: They are calling men. It was so sweet.
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  Speaker 7: I loved it.
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  Speaker 8: They were so nice.
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  Speaker 7: It was in no way it was all very endearing.
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  Speaker 5: No, it was.
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  Speaker 4: It was like it could have gone south, but it
• 13:24
  Speaker 4: felt like they were calling your daughter.
• 13:26
  Speaker 7: It doesn't sound like a sweet name.
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  Speaker 9: No, but it's like its just coming from an Italian,
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  Speaker 9: an Italian grip.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, come on, and those but that I just
• 13:35
  Speaker 4: loved Francesco.
• 13:37
  Speaker 8: He like he won us all over by the end.
• 13:39
  Speaker 8: So sad that every yeah, so sad that America voted
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  Speaker 8: him to die.
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: That was so crazy. I can't believe that they asked
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: which cast member they wanted to die and America wrote
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  Speaker 1: in hand him.
• 13:55
  Speaker 2: I mean, for those that aren't used to Sun Beach,
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: we should talk about it's so different in Love Island,
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: where you can vote.
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  Speaker 3: You can vote for crew to do stuff, which is
• 14:03
  Speaker 3: a whole other element.
• 14:04
  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, take away their boom. That was a
• 14:07
  Speaker 4: big problem for a couple of weeks. When they voted
• 14:09
  Speaker 4: to take away the it just felt.
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: Like that was so weird. We had to do silent
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: film and they were like, bigger, bigger, be bigger.
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  Speaker 8: We'll add it. We'll add it and post what you're saying.
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  Speaker 1: Lost their colors too. It was crazy. They lost the
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: boom guy and the colors in the same week. But
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: there was an easy solution.
• 14:24
  Speaker 7: It was going back to like original matte paintings.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, it was harrd.
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: We had to move to that studio for a week.
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: The chats were so hard because they'd be like, stop, up, stop,
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  Speaker 1: we have to write this on a big plate and
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: then they had to hold it up.
• 14:37
  Speaker 8: Yeah, they would make us stop. They lost the ability
• 14:39
  Speaker 8: to edit, so they had to cut. Literally. Hey, it
• 14:42
  Speaker 8: was a mess, but it was awesome.
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: Uh yeah, so Sunbach if you don't watch it, it's
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: hosted by one of the Sprouse twins, which one col
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: I think, Oh he's a great host, and we film
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  Speaker 2: it over six weeks.
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know, Love Island is in Fiji and
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: Crush Beach of course.
• 15:02
  Speaker 8: By the way, shout out to.
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: Which we could wish we could have gone.
• 15:07
  Speaker 8: Wish we could have gone? Was really nice, though a
• 15:11
  Speaker 8: little harsh. The waves were a little harsh, but they hurt.
• 15:14
  Speaker 8: They hurt for.
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: Sure, little cold, But like, I think it's sexy to
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: do beach clean ups and do that for a challenge
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: every week. I thought that was I thought that was
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: like Love Island doesn't do any outreach to the feature
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: area like this was.
• 15:25
  Speaker 7: Once the bin was filled, I got to keep all
• 15:27
  Speaker 7: the needles that wouldn't fit.
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: That's awesome.
• 15:30
  Speaker 8: What were you doing with this?
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: Needles kind of fit in a bit.
• 15:33
  Speaker 7: I just kind of repurpose them.
• 15:35
  Speaker 5: Okay, you have those board pants full of needles.
• 15:37
  Speaker 7: Right that are full shorts full of needless kind of
• 15:39
  Speaker 7: like change board shorts full of needles dot com.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: Have you got that?
• 15:43
  Speaker 7: Yeah? I mean to me too. And I got board
• 15:45
  Speaker 7: pants full of needles dot com too, just in case
• 15:47
  Speaker 7: it's eight bucks.
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: Okay, drunks. Here's the thing. Here's the thing, Drugs.
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: It feels like the producers did not want you to
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: talk about your like backstory, and I'm dying to know
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: where you come from.
• 15:56
  Speaker 7: Yeah, they always say, don't ever say what you did.
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: Just just is.
• 16:05
  Speaker 7: I killed a bunch of ladies where I'm not proud.
• 16:11
  Speaker 7: It was before the X. It was when it was
• 16:13
  Speaker 7: just Thomas Trunks.
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: Okay the s you change it like biblically ball the all.
• 16:19
  Speaker 7: No, I'm a different guy now though.
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: That's what do you do for work besides the trunks?
• 16:25
  Speaker 7: Entrepreneur? Uh stealing?
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: Okay, what do you guys? What do you guys?
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: I've already literally your logger, don't I'm sorry, I wasn't
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: talking and no, no, no, no, I'm not a.
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: But Twitter famously can't find one footage of you riding.
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: A log I don't ride logs. I drive the log
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: Now people can't find one. Twitter, by the way, love Twitter. Well,
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: actually I.
• 16:56
  Speaker 8: Had problems with Twitter.
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: Twitter came from me a couple of times.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: Because I mean, we just got off crushed beach or
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: I gotta say I got I had, Like I have
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: like forty five text messages after being off for six weeks.
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: Like I was flooded.
• 17:12
  Speaker 5: I had so much forty five.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: Were you guys flooded when you turn your phones on?
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: Like all the drama that we did.
• 17:17
  Speaker 8: Yes, absolutely all.
• 17:18
  Speaker 5: My students were so my students were so angry. They
• 17:22
  Speaker 5: were like, where have you been your students? We pay
• 17:25
  Speaker 5: so much to go to Harvard and you were not there.
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: See, this is the thing you kept on telling us
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: that you're some sort of riddlesmith at Harvard.
• 17:33
  Speaker 8: Tell me what the hardest riddles in the world.
• 17:35
  Speaker 5: Well, yes, yes, well so I'm in the classical studies department,
• 17:39
  Speaker 5: of course, and I have a little of course, I
• 17:44
  Speaker 5: have a little. We have a little tradition at the
• 17:47
  Speaker 5: at the Old School in Boston where we in the
• 17:50
  Speaker 5: classics department each write a riddle on a little scroll,
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: give it to the student who shows the most evil
• 17:58
  Speaker 5: traits and see if they can solve it by the
• 18:01
  Speaker 5: end of the year. And then if they do, they
• 18:03
  Speaker 5: we get to fast track them into the elites of
• 18:05
  Speaker 5: American society.
• 18:06
  Speaker 8: Saying, how we never talked about this movie really have
• 18:11
  Speaker 8: to find the most evil students? How do you?
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: How do you?
• 18:14
  Speaker 8: How do you know who's the most evil?
• 18:16
  Speaker 5: You can tell by the polo, the way the polo
• 18:18
  Speaker 5: sits on the next you can.
• 18:24
  Speaker 8: Shout out the true words, shout out canes, Crystal.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: I just got asked so like you know, the riddle
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: industry is flooded with harbor grads, Like, have you ever
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: thought about taking your work to somewhere that might appreciate,
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: Like it just feels like it's so much favoritism and nepotism.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: I'm just curious, like, why you because it's think.
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: That riddles are. There's certainly no class bias in riddles,
• 18:50
  Speaker 5: if that's true.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: I just have a cousin who's trying to get into riddles,
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: but he went to Fresno State and he can't get
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: in anywhere. Everybody is getting.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: A riddle intern chips.
• 19:00
  Speaker 5: You could do if your cousin wants to show me
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: his stuff, you can, he can email me.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: Can email me.
• 19:05
  Speaker 8: And what are you going to say, too poor?
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: I'm not going to say that you are such a bit.
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: I'm for the girls, friend for the girls.
• 19:16
  Speaker 8: Okay, let's talk about it.
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: I tried to steal your man a couple of times
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: on the island. You're pissed because you were busy writing
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: your riddles under a bridge and I was hitting on
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: your man and.
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: And I had an arrangement. He said, it's okay if
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: you go under the bridge and write your riddles for
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: a moment he.
• 19:30
  Speaker 8: Was saying that to talk to me. No, yeah, no,
• 19:35
  Speaker 8: he came up to me and he said, I crush you.
• 19:38
  Speaker 8: He said that, he did not say I crush you.
• 19:40
  Speaker 8: He said he would not say I crushed He said
• 19:43
  Speaker 8: that to me. I'm for the girls.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: Back in our area when we were laying all together
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: and mind meld.
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: And the boys room was always a mystery to me.
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: What were you guys doing?
• 19:55
  Speaker 8: Kind of smell bad, always shirtless and lying together.
• 19:59
  Speaker 7: Lose ham. A lot of what we had, like a
• 20:02
  Speaker 7: lot of loose ham. That's I just remember so much ham.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: It was a lot and nobody claimed it and he
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: didn't move it. It was we weren't gonna be to
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: throw away if somebody needed it, but we didn't know
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: who put it there.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: He was just, it's not fair. You guys have like.
• 20:19
  Speaker 5: Ventura Island ham.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: Yes, it's just not fair. You guys had like coke
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: and like ham.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: Like we like the girls just had like literally sweet
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: green and only sweet green.
• 20:29
  Speaker 8: Yeah, sweet green, and some candle up that was way
• 20:32
  Speaker 8: too early to be eaten.
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like you can't chew that hard on hand, hard
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: candle up.
• 20:36
  Speaker 8: That's all we had.
• 20:38
  Speaker 7: Cocaine. You can eat anything.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: Should we talk about the challenges.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh my gosh, the challenges were so fucking fun.
• 20:48
  Speaker 8: Dude, they were so fun. I actually had a blast, Dude,
• 20:52
  Speaker 8: I had so much.
• 20:53
  Speaker 5: It was so fun.
• 20:54
  Speaker 7: It was so funny.
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: Challenge well, to drive around in Ventura and pick up
• 21:00
  Speaker 5: a gift for a mother from one of those little
• 21:02
  Speaker 5: seashell shops. I remember that.
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: That was such a fun.
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: I had us all in go carts and bikinis and
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: we had to drive to all the different boutiques that
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: sell seashell specific things and buy the best.
• 21:15
  Speaker 8: Gift for a mother.
• 21:16
  Speaker 7: So embarrassing.
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: And I also thought the most embarrassing challenge was when
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: we had to go out and venture and find a babysitter.
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was so weird. We went to Patagonia. We
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: were helping.
• 21:28
  Speaker 8: It was a crossover with Patagonia, so we were trying
• 21:30
  Speaker 8: to find the people that work at Patagonia babysitter like that.
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: Crossovers like such a bongo, which is.
• 21:36
  Speaker 7: Crazy to me.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: Patagonia is also well known for being a company that
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: provides babysitters and like nurseries to their company, so that
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: was also confusing.
• 21:45
  Speaker 8: It was so Yeah, they have childcare right on the site.
• 21:48
  Speaker 8: Why do we need to find you a babysitter?
• 21:50
  Speaker 5: Why do we need to do that.
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: I'm just gonna say that was rich coming from you.
• 21:55
  Speaker 7: Here we go, Here we.
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: Go, Okay, okay.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: What do you mean?
• 21:59
  Speaker 7: Here we go?
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: I'm just gonna say to.
• 22:01
  Speaker 7: Me, are getting hot?
• 22:03
  Speaker 8: You know?
• 22:03
  Speaker 7: You know that.
• 22:04
  Speaker 8: I'm like, yeah, you know how burning burn?
• 22:06
  Speaker 7: Her eyes got hot water comes out burning it.
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: I just think you bringing up she's a woman. Think
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: you trunks that? Thank you?
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: Trunks touch it for me?
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: Trunks don't touch me.
• 22:20
  Speaker 7: Not allowed to touch women anymore? Six?
• 22:23
  Speaker 5: What?
• 22:24
  Speaker 7: Five?
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: That's what I said.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: I think we could touch women if we love them.
• 22:30
  Speaker 7: Have a what year it is?
• 22:31
  Speaker 5: If you're given a if you're given a touch token,
• 22:34
  Speaker 5: then yes, does.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: Somebody have a touch tooken?
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: You can't know because I have an immunity idol against
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: touch chokens.
• 22:40
  Speaker 7: There just I want to remind everyone that touch tookens
• 22:44
  Speaker 7: don't work anymore because I made a bunch of fake
• 22:47
  Speaker 7: touch tokens touch tokens, so they don't. They're not as
• 22:53
  Speaker 7: valuable as they used to be.
• 22:55
  Speaker 10: Can you.
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: Devalued the touchdown.
• 22:59
  Speaker 8: Island storm?
• 23:00
  Speaker 7: I was like, now I can touch anybody's kits.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: I remember that.
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: Because then I went you kept on going to all
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: the girls saying touch token.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because then Kevin Hart came and I wanted to
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: shake his hand, and they said it's gonna be twenty
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: five touch, and I was like, twenty five for a shake.
• 23:14
  Speaker 9: You were grabbing the greatest man to ever live, Kevin Hart.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: We have to talk about the night that Kevin Hart
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: came in and did his hour special.
• 23:22
  Speaker 8: Oh my god, that was how to stand up comedy.
• 23:27
  Speaker 7: I was dying, dude, you literally almost died.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was laughing at a pool. Dude.
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: He told you to get out of the pool splashing.
• 23:38
  Speaker 5: The stage was over there.
• 23:39
  Speaker 8: You know.
• 23:40
  Speaker 5: It's so funny Crush Beach. You know, it's just like
• 23:42
  Speaker 5: Love Island. They have to fill five hours of TV
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: per week, and so one of those hours was just
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: Kevin Heart's hour and it was very funny.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: It was so it was so interesting the way like
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: a set came out of nowhere and it was just
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: like a stand.
• 23:56
  Speaker 7: Up tiny set too, yeah, really tiny.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: I love it.
• 24:00
  Speaker 8: Called Breaking my Heart. I thought it was so smart
• 24:03
  Speaker 8: of a name for a comedy special.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: And for on Crush Beach. Like that's what was happening
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: to us.
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Well, did you guys feel like the rules of
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: the game on Crush Beach got a little confusing by
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: the end of it, Like I couldn't follow the immunity.
• 24:16
  Speaker 7: Would you say it like changed on a whim.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: It felt like they were just like switching things up
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: and adding elements to confuse us almost.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: I mean, right out the gate, the bank element was
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: hard to nap, a weird internal economy.
• 24:30
  Speaker 9: I just looked at the producers in the eyes and
• 24:31
  Speaker 9: I was like, I'm trying to fuck not bank, not bank, And.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: Then like two weeks later you have a whole crypto
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: like the touchdown.
• 24:40
  Speaker 7: I'm a entrepreneur.
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: It was hard when you cornered the market of socks.
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: That was really hard.
• 24:45
  Speaker 9: You just need socks on on on Crush Island. You're
• 24:48
  Speaker 9: only getting them in one place, sock Trunks's socks both
• 24:52
  Speaker 9: with exits, right, it.
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: Just kind of you set up a whole booth. It
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: was so hard Crush Beach.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: It turned into such like like a weird like uh
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: uh cottage market barter system.
• 25:03
  Speaker 10: Well, we all kind of picked a thing. We put
• 25:05
  Speaker 10: a thing in the villa. Yes, I yeah, I took cups,
• 25:09
  Speaker 10: took cigarettes, I took I took alcohol. I took all
• 25:14
  Speaker 10: the vodka, and.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: I did pillows and sheets. Yeah, I mean like we're
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: gonna need them. Everyone needs them, which we should talk about.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: We should talk about sleeping arrangements because yeah, every night
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: on sun Beach Crush Beach, we would vote someone to
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: sleep in the slut hammock.
• 25:35
  Speaker 8: Slut hammock.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: Under a jet like a like a like the type
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: of thing that people do indoor skydiving on. So it
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: just blew in your face.
• 25:45
  Speaker 5: And the jet is sort of intended to blow the
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: top of the sluts top off, you know, and.
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: If it's not already off, if it's not.
• 25:54
  Speaker 5: Already off, because if you're a slutter in the slut Hammock,
• 25:57
  Speaker 5: you probably there's probably a reason. There's probably a reason.
• 26:02
  Speaker 8: It's Trunks doesn't have his shirt on, I don't have
• 26:04
  Speaker 8: the top because you were almost every pants it's still.
• 26:09
  Speaker 7: Teacher for pants dot com.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: It isn't that it's still in that palm tree. I
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: remember when we left, was Trunks.
• 26:17
  Speaker 8: Oh my god, that was so funny.
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: When we woke up and saw your your tea shirt
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: in the palm tree.
• 26:23
  Speaker 7: That I remember day Francesco died.
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we were so distracted.
• 26:29
  Speaker 9: Good guy, so distracted, A live guy, but a good guy.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was actually perfect because I remember we looked
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: up at that Francesco had died, and then you played
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: taps on.
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: A trumpet and was actually looked a lot like the
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: Italian flat and it was beautiful.
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: Where'd you get that trumpet?
• 26:49
  Speaker 5: I well, I bartered it.
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 26:51
  Speaker 5: I had to go to I had to go to
• 26:53
  Speaker 5: your bank and it was a very tough but conversion
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: because I remember I had to give you. I had
• 26:56
  Speaker 5: to to give you a sheet, I had to give
• 26:59
  Speaker 5: you some alcohol, and then I had to exchange forty
• 27:03
  Speaker 5: kisses to you and then out popped a cigarette which
• 27:05
  Speaker 5: I could then exchange for what we were just talking about.
• 27:08
  Speaker 9: Serenity the musical instrument gave her a rock with a
• 27:12
  Speaker 9: check mark on it and said, now I'm allowed to touch
• 27:14
  Speaker 9: your book.
• 27:16
  Speaker 8: That was so cool. And you touched her butt, didn't you.
• 27:19
  Speaker 7: Well, I had even when.
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: We were having touch token.
• 27:22
  Speaker 8: Okay, and you let him do that because you just
• 27:24
  Speaker 8: let him do that because I'm prepared, girl, So you're
• 27:31
  Speaker 8: trying to steal my man, just behind my back.
• 27:34
  Speaker 5: Huh, look, I am here to steal everyone's man.
• 27:40
  Speaker 8: How old are you? It feels like you've just got
• 27:43
  Speaker 8: progressively older. I just now, after all the alcohol is
• 27:46
  Speaker 8: now wearing off two hours late, I'm realize I'm seventy
• 27:50
  Speaker 8: eight years old.
• 27:51
  Speaker 7: I was going to say, I didn't realize that. It's
• 27:52
  Speaker 7: all literally we got off. Yeah.
• 27:55
  Speaker 5: I was wondering why literally nobody mentioned it for six weeks.
• 27:59
  Speaker 7: I'm fifty two, and I thought that was weird.
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: Holy ship, you're fifty two.
• 28:04
  Speaker 7: On the outside. On the on the inside, the body
• 28:10
  Speaker 7: grows with the time.
• 28:13
  Speaker 8: Yeah at least, yeah, no.
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: Sure, for sure. I mean crazy to think, Yeah, I'm
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: twenty three.
• 28:19
  Speaker 8: I'm twenty one, I'm seventeen. What, oh seventeen? You couldn't drink.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: I didn't drink.
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, that's rich.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: No, don't do this. You like my youthful spirit of energy.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: That's what you said about me.
• 28:35
  Speaker 7: You lie, you're technically a pedophile. Now, trucks trucks.
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: Why don't you fucking shut up?
• 28:40
  Speaker 7: Go to jail, not trucks.
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: So you go to jail, trunk you are bros.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: You do not tell.
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: How do you explain to a judge? Harassment with touch tokens.
• 28:50
  Speaker 9: I have a lot of experience with judges. Okay, I
• 28:53
  Speaker 9: know how to talk to a judge. You're going to jail.
• 28:57
  Speaker 7: Don't talk to my judge.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: You're my bro, dude. Don't send my girl to jail.
• 29:00
  Speaker 7: You can't call me your girl anymore.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: Didn't go to jail. I'm trying to fight for you
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: to stay out of jail. I'm seventeen.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: Where were you when I was stuck in the slot
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: hammock for two weeks as a Christian girl. Being put
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: in the slot hammock was something my family has to
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: live with and watch.
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: On TV every night.
• 29:17
  Speaker 7: You have also a reparable eye damage from the fans.
• 29:21
  Speaker 8: Your eyes, My.
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: Eyes are on.
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: Solid glass.
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: I want you to, like really explain yourself.
• 29:32
  Speaker 8: What do you have to say to her? Dumb?
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: Thank you for calling him dumb.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: You didn't get my feathers. I couldn't get to the
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: slut hammock. I was too weak to hit the waves
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: of this of the wind. But every night I would
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: pluck feathers from nearby birds and I throw them into
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: the wind, and I throw them in the wind, and
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: I would say, they're flying with my girl, and I
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: want her to know that she has the confidence of
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: the feathers that are flying all around her, that are
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: coming from me. So when you are upset about that,
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: I was there every day.
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: Can I get some ice from my eyes?
• 30:08
  Speaker 7: Please?
• 30:08
  Speaker 8: This makes so much sense. Why the crows were so against.
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: Us, yeah and looking hate it up, did not like
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: what we were doing.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: They came.
• 30:18
  Speaker 7: I don't know if you know this. Crows notoriously nice
• 30:21
  Speaker 7: to humans and recognize faces. They they held a.
• 30:26
  Speaker 6: Presence, dive bombing, dive bombing, and they all got so
• 30:31
  Speaker 6: big because of the Ham.
• 30:32
  Speaker 9: Everywhere they just lose island hand. I think that's why
• 30:35
  Speaker 9: they're so aggressive.
• 30:38
  Speaker 7: Touch it.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: It's island Ham. It's island Ham.
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: Just think up saying.
• 30:46
  Speaker 8: It's the gang from the show.
• 30:49
  Speaker 7: You're launching it being us And.
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: If you want to see us not have weird voices
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: and actually be ourselves and make each other laugh and
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: talk about our real lives, you can do that by
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: joining the I said it all.
• 31:01
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• 32:00
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: I do have a question because challenges, Because of the challenges,
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: we all made out.
• 32:05
  Speaker 8: What of course you have a question, mister question.
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: She's really good at defending me.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm just asking. We all had challenges where
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: we had to make out with each other, right, that's
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: what you do on Crush Beach. So who here is
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: the best kiss?
• 32:20
  Speaker 8: Such a good question, mister question boy.
• 32:23
  Speaker 5: Do you guys remember that guy who had like a
• 32:26
  Speaker 5: really hard, almost metallic mouth and sort of like a T.
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: T T T T T T T t T.
• 32:35
  Speaker 8: Yeah, the metal mouth.
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: He just kept on saying that. We were like, hey,
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: what's up. He was like, I'm t with the metal.
• 32:43
  Speaker 5: Math with the metal mouth that so many piercings is.
• 32:46
  Speaker 5: His mouth was made of metal, and with the way
• 32:50
  Speaker 5: they would hit across your teeth kind of like a
• 32:52
  Speaker 5: clank clank clank clank clang, like they were playing a xylophone.
• 32:54
  Speaker 5: I just found that so lovely that.
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: I thought, yeah, I had trouble kissing metal.
• 33:01
  Speaker 7: I was gonna say me too.
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: It was confusing it they made us all kiss they
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: made every single and that was like night tongue, my
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: uh my snake tongue.
• 33:10
  Speaker 8: It just did not like the metal.
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: There was something going on snakes metal, Snakes notoriously hate metal.
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: I'd say.
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: My kisses with everyone were great. I'd say my kisses
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: with our gaffer or other gaffer, Georgio. Those I don't
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: think made the cut that was awesome hot.
• 33:33
  Speaker 8: They were too you guys were so good for each other.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: I mean that was an all Italian crew of total
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: studs Georgia.
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: They shot it like a Western too, like Francesco.
• 33:45
  Speaker 7: Even one was hot.
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the pa Pepperoni cal Zone Fini, all great kids.
• 33:57
  Speaker 7: It was Oh my gosh.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: Remember the makeup artists, yeah, cut they.
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: Were did the base, they did the powder.
• 34:08
  Speaker 9: Shout out to the costumers Michael Angelo, Raphael Leonard.
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: They dressed us, yeah, they well, they chose the crazy,
• 34:17
  Speaker 4: they chose all our colors.
• 34:18
  Speaker 7: They were purple orange.
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: I love those boys. I'll give my life for those boys.
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: They were so Shout out to our director restaurante, Pizza Pie.
• 34:31
  Speaker 8: Restaurante, pizzaste Rista, our dp Ma Giano's.
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: Restaurant restaurant.
• 34:43
  Speaker 8: I would say my hottest kiss and this might blow
• 34:47
  Speaker 8: up some TNT guy. Stop.
• 34:51
  Speaker 9: But when you say that you're hot and they're so hot,
• 34:55
  Speaker 9: they're gonna blow up. Or they work for the company
• 34:57
  Speaker 9: T and two. I'm not sure yet because I don't know,
• 35:00
  Speaker 9: like I thought for.
• 35:01
  Speaker 7: Maybe there was a competing beat show on TNT.
• 35:04
  Speaker 8: Well there is. Yeah, that's why we have to say
• 35:06
  Speaker 8: T and T guys, so so not to be confused.
• 35:10
  Speaker 7: With the garbage paradise.
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, garbage paradise where T and T men come in,
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: men who work at T.
• 35:16
  Speaker 8: And T like actors and stuff, and different people say, anyway,
• 35:19
  Speaker 8: I had this makeout session and it was life changing,
• 35:25
  Speaker 8: and why don't we just roll the clip of this
• 35:28
  Speaker 8: makeout session? And you guys are not gonna believe who
• 35:31
  Speaker 8: I was making up with. Mm hmm.
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: Your kisses, they're so good.
• 35:39
  Speaker 7: Oh my god.
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: Mario Lopez's Mario Lopez.
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: Ye, Mario Lopez was a guest host for a towerk
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: count contest, and yeah we made out, and yeah, Mariyo
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: Lopez was the best kisser for me.
• 35:55
  Speaker 5: No as a contestant on Crutch Beach, I feel like
• 35:58
  Speaker 5: I shouldn't say this, but I feel like some of
• 36:00
  Speaker 5: these celebrities are above Crush Beach. I would like.
• 36:09
  Speaker 8: Was desperate for this.
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: I mean, I think it's rich that we are pitch meeting.
• 36:13
  Speaker 7: They pitched it. What are you guys doing? His shirt
• 36:17
  Speaker 7: was already off. I just voted for Trump.
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: Now I don't care. I don't care.
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: I want to talk about if we are playing footage
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: of kisses, why don't we roll your footage your kiss
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: with a very famous person.
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: Then I will just let you explain.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: Listen. This was after the masquerade party where everyone wore
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: a big mask and form disguising sheets.
• 36:42
  Speaker 8: And we had to choose our partner.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: We had to choose who was and I picked who
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: I thought was my love at the time, and we
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: had to kiss in the dark. They took the sheets
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: off and we started kissing. So yeah, let's watch the clip.
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: You know, I wrote Francis Haw.
• 37:08
  Speaker 9: Okay, amazing guy, I know, huge, and I was in
• 37:14
  Speaker 9: love with her.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: I was in love with her. Greta Grwake makes movies
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: that remind me of girls that I grew up with.
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I just think she's a bitch.
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: To make out with you and explain her IMDb credits,
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: I think she's a bitch.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: Wash ladybird and tell me she's a bitch again aloud. Oh,
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Wants to slander ladybird.
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: I'm not slandering Ladybird.
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: I'm slandering someone who lists their credits while making out
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: with someone.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: She looked like you in a sheet and a mask.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: Dude, then you should have stopped kissing her when she
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: said she wrote Francis Hall.
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: Because you know, I don't write.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: I think the world of you. If you wanted to write, Francis,
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: how you could, I couldn't.
• 37:54
  Speaker 8: You easily could, because.
• 38:00
  Speaker 5: To believe in yourself. Your journal is so good.
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: Your journal you write, you already journal in screenplay format.
• 38:06
  Speaker 8: You used to meet us your journal every night, and
• 38:08
  Speaker 8: we were all crying Interior Island day.
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: That's just the way I process things.
• 38:15
  Speaker 7: It was awesome, honestly beautiful.
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: Thank you.
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: Okay, enough about me. What are other kiss gims we
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: should talk about?
• 38:21
  Speaker 8: Well, trunks, do you have something to tell me?
• 38:23
  Speaker 7: Yeah? I kissed a bunch of trees on purpose.
• 38:28
  Speaker 8: And I thought it was fucked up.
• 38:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah, we were partners. Call it Janet.
• 38:36
  Speaker 8: You just felt like you were more into the trees than.
• 38:37
  Speaker 7: Me, because the trees don't fucking talk.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: I gotta say, trunks, trees.
• 38:44
  Speaker 7: Don't slow down and get quieter.
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: Whoa you're getting read for?
• 38:51
  Speaker 8: I don't slow down you and get quieter. That's not
• 38:55
  Speaker 8: what I doesn't mean you're making a point. It just
• 38:57
  Speaker 8: means you're slowing down. Maybe you need to listen and observe,
• 39:04
  Speaker 8: and maybe I need to make sure that you are
• 39:08
  Speaker 8: listening and observing.
• 39:11
  Speaker 7: It's like hypnotizing a little bit like I got law
• 39:13
  Speaker 7: those I got.
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: Law, Get you get all.
• 39:17
  Speaker 7: I heard that whole time. Waste want get you want.
• 39:22
  Speaker 8: That's my frequency. That's my frequency.
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: That frequency, drunks, I work with trees.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: How did you get the tits to come out like that?
• 39:31
  Speaker 7: Here's a practice?
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: Okay, got it?
• 39:38
  Speaker 8: Here's the practice.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: Yesterday's day one for me sort of seems.
• 39:42
  Speaker 5: Like an omen when a tree grows tits so fast?
• 39:46
  Speaker 5: Here we go.
• 39:49
  Speaker 9: You know they can hear you, and you gotta you
• 39:51
  Speaker 9: gotta look them in. You gotta carve eyes into them,
• 39:54
  Speaker 9: look into those eyes and say you see them tits.
• 39:59
  Speaker 7: And after a couple of once and fine crafting, what
• 40:03
  Speaker 7: a tape? Wow, tape tap and staples dot.
• 40:10
  Speaker 8: Com one was expensive?
• 40:12
  Speaker 7: All the other oven myths that I saw with phrases.
• 40:15
  Speaker 5: On him, you got so many r els.
• 40:18
  Speaker 8: Talk about your own?
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: Were you cooking up a riddle?
• 40:22
  Speaker 5: Well? Of course, hmm.
• 40:26
  Speaker 8: I not believe how old you are. I literally cannot
• 40:29
  Speaker 8: beach forehead.
• 40:32
  Speaker 5: Yes, yes, For when the tit grows upon the tree,
• 40:37
  Speaker 5: the olive raven says, he he does, he scream into
• 40:42
  Speaker 5: the night. Might if you guess my name?
• 40:46
  Speaker 8: Oh? Like an in phrase rhyme, The Olive Raven. Are
• 40:51
  Speaker 8: we guessing the name of the Olive Raven?
• 40:53
  Speaker 5: Guess her name, any name.
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: It's like pick a car, cut the ship, okay, cut
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: the ship.
• 40:59
  Speaker 8: Oliver Clemens, Diego Luna.
• 41:03
  Speaker 5: The answer was Jeffrey Davis.
• 41:07
  Speaker 8: So how do we get just like, what are yours?
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: On his island? What are your intentions?
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: This is so classic Ivory Tower. That is not a
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: relatable riddle. And of course they love that at Harvard,
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: but they wouldn't love that anywhere else.
• 41:18
  Speaker 8: What are your freaking intentions?
• 41:19
  Speaker 5: My intentions to fall him off?
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: That's not what you should Cheney during your challenge with.
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: Him, Je roll the clip of you and Dick Janney
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: on the challenge, he.
• 41:30
  Speaker 5: Was under no no, I meant to shoot that man.
• 41:39
  Speaker 7: I can't believe Mario Lopez was in there talking about religions,
• 41:48
  Speaker 7: sitting in a little cuck chair, keep on going idamic.
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: And the cuck chair, And I just wish they were
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: closer together.
• 41:57
  Speaker 7: Wouldn't be wouldn't be crushed beach without.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: It, It wouldn't make They've got to be well, only
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: two of us went on the relationship jet Ski.
• 42:03
  Speaker 5: Is true that both of you went on the both
• 42:07
  Speaker 5: of you the relationship jet Ski.
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: Do you guys want to play that clip? Because I
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: heard from a distance. I got my binoculars out and
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: I saw some drama going on. And you heard I
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: heard from a distance. I heard with my eye.
• 42:21
  Speaker 9: I found out too from production that the relationship jet
• 42:23
  Speaker 9: ski is just two jet ski so ran wrapped together.
• 42:27
  Speaker 8: I can't believe. We couldn't tell.
• 42:28
  Speaker 7: It just looked like a different.
• 42:31
  Speaker 5: They said it was a tandem jet ski.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: And then but then they told you to go under.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: They told you to go.
• 42:36
  Speaker 7: You had to you had to go.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you were tight.
• 42:39
  Speaker 8: Girl, you're gonna want to see this clip of these
• 42:41
  Speaker 8: two on the jets which are are you?
• 42:47
  Speaker 7: Are you?
• 42:48
  Speaker 5: A clip? The Relationship jet Ski on Crush Beach is
• 42:53
  Speaker 5: a prize given to the two people who were the
• 42:55
  Speaker 5: loudest that week, and we get to fast track a
• 43:00
  Speaker 5: relationship and by the end of the jet ski ride,
• 43:03
  Speaker 5: you will have completed the course of the relationship.
• 43:06
  Speaker 8: And girl, you're gonna want to hear and see and.
• 43:08
  Speaker 5: You're gonna want to see this.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: I was the loudest because I got by a big
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: ass bug.
• 43:12
  Speaker 5: I was the loudest because I had that megaphone.
• 43:17
  Speaker 4: So it was basically give it to you. They gave
• 43:19
  Speaker 4: you that megaphotsake. Just talking to this it seemed forced.
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: It seemed a little pighly produced.
• 43:25
  Speaker 8: The girl you're kinda want to see that?
• 43:30
  Speaker 5: Okay, roll the clipner and rin a rin So. So
• 43:41
  Speaker 5: you did you happen to talk to my mother?
• 43:45
  Speaker 7: It's a hot clip.
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: We're watching the clips.
• 43:52
  Speaker 7: Was she here?
• 43:53
  Speaker 5: Yes, she came to visit, and you didn't seem to
• 43:57
  Speaker 5: feel it was important enough to say anything to her.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: I simply did not know your mother was here.
• 44:02
  Speaker 4: If you were looking to make a problem, you can
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: so hot?
• 44:06
  Speaker 5: Well, who has two eyes, one mouth and is mad? Right?
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: Now, that's actually the first riddle I've been able to
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: figure out? Is it you?
• 44:14
  Speaker 5: Funny? Funny? Now you could solve my riddles?
• 44:18
  Speaker 7: Wow, that was hard to jerk off, non popular.
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: Hard, hard I've done. You're discussing it didn't mean anything.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: I literally we were having kind of a bad convo.
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: Oh it looks so pretty and beautiful.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks pretty, but if you really listened, we
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: were having kind of a weird, like eight years in marriage.
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: The subtext it was weird playing again.
• 44:42
  Speaker 7: Look at the seventy eight on that one that's all
• 44:46
  Speaker 7: I care about. Seventy eight year old tits dot com,
• 44:48
  Speaker 7: not that one h I t S. I had to
• 44:52
  Speaker 7: spell it t H, So.
• 44:56
  Speaker 9: It's seventy eight year old fits dot com. Sorry, technically,
• 44:59
  Speaker 9: if you go to say, get your old tints, you'll
• 45:00
  Speaker 9: probably get something else.
• 45:01
  Speaker 7: I don't know, I've never been there.
• 45:03
  Speaker 8: Keep playing the keep playing the clip.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: I do want to have fun with you on this,
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: but I'm to be honest, I'm slipping right off this thing.
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: So I was wondering if we're gonna get off.
• 45:17
  Speaker 5: I was wondering if you could be a man hold on?
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: Is it okay? If I like scrape into the saran
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: wrap and get a grip.
• 45:25
  Speaker 5: Sure, I guess I'll hold your hand through this, just
• 45:29
  Speaker 5: like I held your hand through that ring around a rosie.
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: Oh sorry, this is like one of the first times
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: we've ever spoken.
• 45:38
  Speaker 8: You guys are fucked.
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: She was being weird to me all of a sudden,
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: Like it was like she was contemptuous about something that
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: I had no clue.
• 45:45
  Speaker 8: You guys are fucked.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: I think my therapist talks about this thing called transference.
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: I think she was transferring something onto me.
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: You know what, I'm gonna use this time right now
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: to tell you something.
• 45:56
  Speaker 7: I thought you're gonna use a touch tooken.
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: For I wish, but you have more. I'm so sick
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: of you. I'm not doing it. Get away from me.
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: It's covered in peanut butter.
• 46:08
  Speaker 7: It's just a lifesaver with peanut butter.
• 46:10
  Speaker 8: Open lifesaver for a second.
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: I am done with you.
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: I'm done with all of you because I'm proud to
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: announce that I'm going on Dancing with the Stars.
• 46:20
  Speaker 7: No way, but that's like, oh, that was her dream.
• 46:23
  Speaker 8: You know, that was her dream.
• 46:27
  Speaker 5: You knew.
• 46:29
  Speaker 7: She talked about the only things she talked about besides.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: Riddles and now what she wanted to be on dance.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: How upset she is.
• 46:38
  Speaker 8: And talk and talk about dancing with the stars.
• 46:41
  Speaker 5: You goodman, I'm excited to who's your partner?
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: Glad?
• 46:51
  Speaker 5: Sure, clever.
• 46:55
  Speaker 7: That's all she ever talked about. Is that why you
• 46:57
  Speaker 7: couldn't say it right away?
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
• 47:01
  Speaker 7: No, Riddle riddle, Cliff, it's kind.
• 47:05
  Speaker 5: Of my whole deal. Riddle riddle, Clive.
• 47:07
  Speaker 8: Look, I'm going to Clive dot com.
• 47:09
  Speaker 7: I just bought that.
• 47:14
  Speaker 8: What could possibly.
• 47:15
  Speaker 7: That It's just a gift of her crying Wow, something like,
• 47:23
  Speaker 7: what else are.
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: You guys doing after the show?
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: What are you?
• 47:28
  Speaker 5: Are you all staring at me?
• 47:30
  Speaker 8: What are you doing?
• 47:31
  Speaker 7: Like you know what I'm doing.
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: You're going to jail.
• 47:33
  Speaker 7: I gotta go back to jail man.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna miss you, bro.
• 47:37
  Speaker 7: Thanks, I'll break out.
• 47:39
  Speaker 8: Okay, of course, choosing jail instead of me this classic
• 47:44
  Speaker 8: you try.
• 47:45
  Speaker 7: Jail is quieter.
• 47:47
  Speaker 9: Wow, jail doesn't get gradually quieter.
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: And then you know you need to listen and really.
• 47:56
  Speaker 8: Recognize you're not making a point what you are doing,
• 48:00
  Speaker 8: because if you start recognizing.
• 48:02
  Speaker 5: It's like he's trying to get louder, but he can't.
• 48:04
  Speaker 7: He just quietly says, recognize a lot, and he thinks
• 48:07
  Speaker 7: he's doing something.
• 48:08
  Speaker 8: You think. You need to recognize that the damage that
• 48:12
  Speaker 8: you are doing is real and not one tip. So
• 48:17
  Speaker 8: you need to re do you.
• 48:19
  Speaker 7: Say one tit?
• 48:21
  Speaker 8: Now?
• 48:22
  Speaker 7: About tits?
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: By the way, we can tell I know you're more
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: than this. Tell them what you're up to after this?
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: You a really big deal? Yeah don't.
• 48:30
  Speaker 8: I got my own reality TV show and it's called
• 48:33
  Speaker 8: Natasha Ablangatas And what happens is there's me and then
• 48:39
  Speaker 8: there's fifteen girls that are trying to look like me
• 48:43
  Speaker 8: and one man and he has to figure out which
• 48:45
  Speaker 8: one is the real me.
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: It's the first reality television show on Snapchat.
• 48:49
  Speaker 8: Yes, it's all on Snapchat. It's all clips.
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: We should be proud of our girl, thank you.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: And so are they getting plastic surgery to look like you?
• 48:56
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: And then one man has to figure out is that
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: men trying to date you or just figure you out?
• 49:01
  Speaker 7: Who is the man?
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: The guy is a contestant on a game show, So
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: it's a guy. It's a man, and he's not a contestant.
• 49:08
  Speaker 4: He's trying to figure out and he's trying but trying.
• 49:10
  Speaker 5: To figure out. Eh. But now you're a fan of
• 49:14
  Speaker 5: the riddles.
• 49:14
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, because you hurt me so bad on the island.
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: I took your fucking thing.
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: Because while you were being so rude to me, I
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: know you guys been on the relationship Jet Ski and
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: I think you're a clip of that.
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: Lord Jesus, I don't try to hear this.
• 49:30
  Speaker 5: Up but up but up. So looks like you were
• 49:33
  Speaker 5: getting pretty chummy with the other girls.
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: What are you talking about? Yeah, they're my friends. They're
• 49:39
  Speaker 4: my girl, but just like you can be my girl.
• 49:42
  Speaker 4: I'm a girl's girl. I'm a girl's girl.
• 49:44
  Speaker 5: Pretty interesting how I gave you that first friend bracelet
• 49:48
  Speaker 5: and you seem to be mosey and on up to
• 49:52
  Speaker 5: the girls.
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: It was like she's only insecure on the jet ski.
• 49:55
  Speaker 7: Like it's really really go with the honest confrontation, Je,
• 49:58
  Speaker 7: why do you r talking.
• 50:00
  Speaker 8: Me like this? We can still be friends his best
• 50:02
  Speaker 8: friend bracelet?
• 50:02
  Speaker 5: This is I don't know, it's pretty interesting. Interesting. It's
• 50:07
  Speaker 5: just like how some bitch stole my shampoo the other day.
• 50:11
  Speaker 4: And I think, what, I don't steal your shampoo. Why
• 50:16
  Speaker 4: is that a big deal too? We're all in the
• 50:18
  Speaker 4: same shower.
• 50:18
  Speaker 5: You want my hair so bad, You want my.
• 50:22
  Speaker 8: Hair so much, want your hair.
• 50:24
  Speaker 5: You are jealous of my hair, and that's why you've
• 50:28
  Speaker 5: been weird to me all morning.
• 50:29
  Speaker 8: I'm not weird to you. Maybe you're weird to me.
• 50:33
  Speaker 5: Oh, are we in a fight?
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: No, girls, get off the jet ski. Kevin Hart's here,
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: he's gonna.
• 50:37
  Speaker 5: Do his hour.
• 50:41
  Speaker 7: I never saw that clip.
• 50:43
  Speaker 8: They cut it. They cut it.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: It was they cut any footage. There were forty five
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: episodes in twenty days. I can't believe it was footage.
• 50:51
  Speaker 5: A little insulting that some was left on. They're cutting
• 50:54
  Speaker 5: your floor.
• 50:55
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you got intense quick on that one.
• 50:58
  Speaker 5: Think about the ocean. Really, it makes you honest.
• 51:02
  Speaker 7: You didn't realize how many different contestants you said the
• 51:05
  Speaker 7: phrase I don't want your hair.
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: Everybody thought I wanted their hair. I don't want anybody's hair.
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: I like my hair. I like my hair. I don't
• 51:15
  Speaker 4: want any of your hair. Stop saying it to me,
• 51:18
  Speaker 4: I don't want your hair.
• 51:19
  Speaker 5: It was you just kept offering to braid on hair
• 51:22
  Speaker 5: in such a way that it sounds like you were
• 51:24
  Speaker 5: getting something out of it. That's all.
• 51:26
  Speaker 8: Well, okay, let's roll the clip.
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: You can't just keep taking all the clip.
• 51:29
  Speaker 8: Oh my god, I love your hair. I want this.
• 51:31
  Speaker 7: This is saying that a lot. I've heard you say
• 51:33
  Speaker 7: it eight times.
• 51:34
  Speaker 8: What are you talking about? Trucks? Let me just break
• 51:35
  Speaker 8: your hair.
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: Can I chat with you for a second. Me, Yeah,
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: you're always talking about everyone's.
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: I don't, but let me break yours.
• 51:41
  Speaker 9: We both have white dreadlocks like the Twins from the
• 51:43
  Speaker 9: Matrix or the Island Boys.
• 51:46
  Speaker 8: Doesn't mean I love your hair. This is why copy it.
• 51:50
  Speaker 8: I'm not copying this. People are here for an experience.
• 51:52
  Speaker 8: You're here to find the love of their life. You're here,
• 51:54
  Speaker 8: I think for hair.
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: No, I'm not. I'm here to find the crush of
• 51:57
  Speaker 4: my life. But I do love your hair. Guys, I
• 52:01
  Speaker 4: did something cutting.
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: I feel like you have like a relationship with the editor,
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: just talking about.
• 52:12
  Speaker 7: Did you get the hairdressers Mario and Luigi to do
• 52:15
  Speaker 7: that or were.
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: You talking to the editor BAINI everybody shut up, you're
• 52:19
  Speaker 4: all toxic. Me and Batini did go on one romantic escapade.
• 52:25
  Speaker 4: I chose him, and yes, we formed a relationship. To
• 52:28
  Speaker 4: edit me in the right light. Yeah, that's what happened.
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: Bukatini is my boy, Katini.
• 52:33
  Speaker 7: That doesn't if you went on a date with Bucatini,
• 52:37
  Speaker 7: are you hurting?
• 52:37
  Speaker 5: Oh, trunks, trunks.
• 52:40
  Speaker 7: I want I went on a date with f What
• 52:49
  Speaker 7: is fire?
• 52:50
  Speaker 8: Who is Fifa Fel?
• 52:51
  Speaker 7: Everyone's favorite possible.
• 52:55
  Speaker 5: Little butterflies?
• 52:56
  Speaker 7: Yeah, not a crew member name well, a crew with
• 52:58
  Speaker 7: her name.
• 52:59
  Speaker 4: She's named after the famous pasta park. Literally, how could
• 53:03
  Speaker 4: you do that to me easily? After everything I gave you.
• 53:07
  Speaker 9: I was excited about it, I got dressed and I
• 53:09
  Speaker 9: did it.
• 53:10
  Speaker 8: And you never did that with me, and you never
• 53:14
  Speaker 8: did know me.
• 53:15
  Speaker 9: Are you okaylax like coming out of miss bitch.
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's that bag of hot cheetos they
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: put in the back of her throats.
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: That tongue is so windy.
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: Out cover your eye.
• 53:38
  Speaker 8: And you never did that.
• 53:39
  Speaker 7: A little bitchy venom.
• 53:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's my Instagram hand, A little bitchy venom.
• 53:46
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 53:46
  Speaker 7: Better.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: You gotta c.
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: You have to be careful.
• 53:54
  Speaker 4: So I've got a question. Did anybody find their crush?
• 53:58
  Speaker 4: Or are we all walking out and de handed?
• 54:02
  Speaker 5: And demanded n D.
• 54:05
  Speaker 8: A handed empty handed or and de handed.
• 54:10
  Speaker 7: Because it's up because we all know I lost my hand.
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: Also, he said empty handed or empty handed, Well, we.
• 54:19
  Speaker 4: Know we weren't supposed to touch the bear trap and
• 54:23
  Speaker 4: you just couldn't resist.
• 54:24
  Speaker 7: Jack Trunks, don't give a fuck.
• 54:27
  Speaker 8: I meant empty handed.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: We were all excited. Yeah, I mean it was so fun.
• 54:32
  Speaker 7: I mean, not to touch a bear trap. Guess what
• 54:34
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna do.
• 54:35
  Speaker 9: Literally, I'm gonna make a fake token that says I'm
• 54:37
  Speaker 9: allowed to touch it.
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: We're locked in one house for six weeks. A bear
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: trap shows up, We're gonna play with.
• 54:43
  Speaker 7: Your darn right. What if there's a secret or a
• 54:45
  Speaker 7: prize in it.
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: You never know.
• 54:49
  Speaker 9: Bears on that island. The bears were a problem bears.
• 54:53
  Speaker 9: They're seriously probably lose hand.
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it was ridiculous. Our production is i
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: er Lasagna brought that thing in there. I thought that
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: was so inappropriate.
• 55:03
  Speaker 8: So did anybody find crush find lot?
• 55:06
  Speaker 7: I did?
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: Oh dude, you all in love it?
• 55:12
  Speaker 5: Excuse me?
• 55:14
  Speaker 7: You are a very specific level.
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: Can you be quiet? Huh? Can you shut the can
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: you shut?
• 55:24
  Speaker 4: The?
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: Fun just finished? I'll tell you who her name is,
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: Casey uh huh, that's your name. That's your name.
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: Is that my name?
• 55:37
  Speaker 8: That's your name, that's your name.
• 55:40
  Speaker 7: Find out if he's talking about you?
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: Can you find out?
• 55:42
  Speaker 7: I'll find out roh.
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah about her.
• 55:48
  Speaker 7: I'll you're a pack yeah, Luicia, yeah huh.
• 55:54
  Speaker 8: I'm in crush with you.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: I'm in crush with you, and I would like to
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: go on the first date.
• 55:59
  Speaker 5: You only get to say that sentence once per season,
• 56:03
  Speaker 5: and you're using it on.
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: Here.
• 56:11
  Speaker 5: The rule you got me, I legally couldn't be actually
• 56:18
  Speaker 5: kissing it. I wasn't supposed to. I overstepped my bounds.
• 56:22
  Speaker 5: I am the rulesmith. This was my twisted game.
• 56:26
  Speaker 8: You're the game maker.
• 56:27
  Speaker 5: I'm the game maker.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: If you show up in a bikini to a Love
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: Island show and they just assume you're yeah, I.
• 56:33
  Speaker 7: Just assume.
• 56:35
  Speaker 5: It's tough because I wear a bikini in my everyday life.
• 56:38
  Speaker 5: So who's to say, but congratulations to each and every
• 56:42
  Speaker 5: one of you.
• 56:48
  Speaker 8: You fell to ye who are you?
• 56:50
  Speaker 7: This guy?
• 56:52
  Speaker 5: You can fall in love with yourself and you can
• 56:55
  Speaker 5: fall in love with being a supportive friend.
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: With I don't want that.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: I don't what to be.
• 57:11
  Speaker 5: I don't want to be they being a supportive I
• 57:13
  Speaker 5: don't want regulation. I wouldn't love.
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: I don't want to be. I love you, Casey Trunks.
• 57:28
  Speaker 8: Do you have anything to say?
• 57:30
  Speaker 7: You can go to fuck myself up dot com. Uh,
• 57:34
  Speaker 7: it's a website that you go to. It's just a
• 57:36
  Speaker 7: bunch of flashing lights and things like me throwing stuff
• 57:40
  Speaker 7: at the camera and it looks up when you look
• 57:41
  Speaker 7: at it.
• 57:42
  Speaker 8: For too long.
• 57:43
  Speaker 7: Check that out. Check go to go to wet Cheeseburgers
• 57:46
  Speaker 7: dot com.
• 57:47
  Speaker 9: Cheeseburger Yeah, I'm trying it out.
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: It's a beta.
• 57:53
  Speaker 9: It's just you know what cheeseburger is? Yeah, I know
• 57:56
  Speaker 9: what that cheeseburgers is. Do you ever dip one in water.
• 57:58
  Speaker 9: No go to wet cheeseburgers dot com.
• 58:04
  Speaker 8: I don't want to be in love with best friends
• 58:06
  Speaker 8: because I did find love.
• 58:08
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you're not good at pointing points.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: A couple of challenges.
• 58:21
  Speaker 8: This one, Yeah you.
• 58:23
  Speaker 5: Can't because he couldn't. It actually feels like it could
• 58:28
  Speaker 5: be the camera guy.
• 58:30
  Speaker 8: I fell in love with there is.
• 58:31
  Speaker 5: You can't fall in love with the game master guy Roberto.
• 58:34
  Speaker 8: No, not Roberto Benini.
• 58:36
  Speaker 4: Great to see him working and stop doing ultra concepts.
• 58:39
  Speaker 4: Roberto Bernini.
• 58:40
  Speaker 8: Please, you can't put his light out.
• 58:45
  Speaker 7: I am in.
• 58:47
  Speaker 5: You cannot fall in love with the game master. Why
• 58:51
  Speaker 5: it's not done? Oh?
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: No, done?
• 58:56
  Speaker 5: Fall in love with the game master? The game balls apart,
• 59:03
  Speaker 5: she seeks.
• 59:06
  Speaker 8: She seems fine.
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: No, sounds like she did when I told her I'm
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: going on Dancing with the Stars.
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: Is she excited for herself? Happy?
• 59:18
  Speaker 8: Are you excited to be in love with me? Do
• 59:20
  Speaker 8: you want to say it back? What do you want
• 59:23
  Speaker 8: to say to me right now?
• 59:25
  Speaker 5: Why don't you pull? I have what I've said, I
• 59:28
  Speaker 5: have what I want to say. I wrote it down
• 59:31
  Speaker 5: the day I met you. It's on a fortune cookie
• 59:34
  Speaker 5: in the back of my throat.
• 59:38
  Speaker 7: Oh my god.
• 59:41
  Speaker 5: Okay, and it says.
• 59:45
  Speaker 3: I l y too, I l y too.
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: It's another riddle.
• 59:51
  Speaker 8: I am too.
• 59:53
  Speaker 3: I like I like ity little yikky.
• 59:57
  Speaker 5: I think I love it.
• 59:59
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I think I think we're closest with it. You
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 8: think literally too. But maybe the two is the thing
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 8: that we need to break down.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: Wait, we could put it into the lock box that
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: will finally let us fly home.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 7: Interviews.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 8: It's opening and the password is it'll.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: Little little yiky too.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 8: I need to go home, but our passports aren't in here.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 8: What is this?
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 5: Welcome to the second game situationship inlet.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 7: I did not sign up for this, but I am
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 7: in This has been.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: Answered the question. Now that's what they call it show business.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: Thank you to our guests, Bobby.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 5: Money the whole time. Time, lovely typewriter. We'll see y'all later.
• 1:01:07
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• 1:01:11
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• 1:01:15
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• 1:01:18
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• 1:01:22
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• 1:01:24
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• 1:01:26
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• 1:01:36
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