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Lisa & Russell - They're In A Purple Patch · Lisa & Russell

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  Speaker 1: When you hit off with your mates and you just
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  Speaker 1: crack gags. Added a lot of colour, humour.
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  Speaker 2: Time.
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  Speaker 1: He went to boss level. For barra's bits. Have some
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  Speaker 1: of this. Bang.
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  Speaker 2: Gold 96 FM.
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  Speaker 1: Hey guys, how are you?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, fresh from the Hilary Duff concert.
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  Speaker 1: Here I am.
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  Speaker 2: What? What? Pulled my side fringe out and headed down
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  Speaker 2: to RAC Arena. To drop my daughter and her friends off.
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  Speaker 1: Last night? I didn't even know it was on. Oh, no.
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  Speaker 3: It came up on my Waze notification.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, really?
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Mate, apparently it was amazing. They were going off down there.
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  Speaker 1: It was the most beautiful, you know, wholesome.
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  Speaker 4: What do they call her fans?
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  Speaker 1: Duffers? I don't know. I think that's, isn't that the Simpsons?
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  Speaker 1: The Duff beers. But no, mate, that's so wholesome. You know,
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  Speaker 1: Disney and all that. Lovely. I love that. I love that. So.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, as a father. But let's get on to sport.
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  Speaker 2: In the cricket, we're going beautifully. Third test in Cape Town.
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  Speaker 2: The Aussies in the box seat.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: WA's Josh Inglis scored a ton. He's the only Australian
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  Speaker 2: to score multiple centuries in all three facets of the game.
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  Speaker 2: So the T20, the 50 over, and in test match cricket.
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  Speaker 1: So well done to the local boy.
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  Speaker 3: So obviously the crowd aren't waving enough sandpapers in the
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  Speaker 3: air to put the Aussies off. It's counterproductive.
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  Speaker 2: It was because Steve Smith wasn't even playing.
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  Speaker 1: No, he's the only one. They reckon he might have
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  Speaker 1: pulled out because of that, but I think that's ball twang.
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  Speaker 1: He was worried about what was going to happen. Now,
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  Speaker 1: this is important.
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  Speaker 2: I wanted to tell you about the AFL releasing their
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  Speaker 2: fixtures for next season, right?
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  Speaker 1: So it's quite remarkable what's happened.
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  Speaker 2: And... First up, round one is back. So they've got
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  Speaker 2: rid of that silly opening round.
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  Speaker 1: Thank God for that.
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  Speaker 2: You've been asking for that. So that's G-A-W-N, Gorn. Season
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  Speaker 2: starts Wednesday, March 17. Runs through to the Sunday. Starting
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  Speaker 2: a bit earlier because.
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  Speaker 1: That's early. Yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 4: Earlier and earlier all the time.
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  Speaker 2: They're trying to accommodate the MCG's big cricket 150th anniversary, Australia-England. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So they needed to get that sorted. The Dockers are
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  Speaker 2: just like absolutely... in prime time. They are just the
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  Speaker 2: hottest team in the AFL.
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  Speaker 1: They're in a purple patch. Oh, exactly. They get two
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  Speaker 1: shots at Brizzy too.
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  Speaker 2: Two grand final rematches, one in round eight at Optus Stadium.
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  Speaker 2: And then there's one at the Gabba on a Thursday night.
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  Speaker 2: Both grand final rematches, obviously chance for revenge. and to
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  Speaker 2: measure themselves against, probably don't want to play Brisbane twice,
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  Speaker 2: but that's what's happening.
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  Speaker 4: That's what I thought.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's not ideal, but it's great for ratings.
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  Speaker 2: Collingwood's coming to Perth twice in one season.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my God, are they going to be okay? Mate,
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  Speaker 1: let's rename the airport. Magpie Airport or something like that.
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  Speaker 2: Honestly, I'd just be in shock. Weeks off and there's
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  Speaker 2: no buys in the first 10 rounds. There's lots of
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  Speaker 2: Thursday night. Do you like Thursday night footy?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I do. Yeah, there's a lot of them.
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  Speaker 3: Gives us something to talk about on Friday.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that gives me something. That's right. Eagles don't get one.
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  Speaker 4: You know what really surprised me? Neither of our teams
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  Speaker 4: are going to Tasmania at all.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And they love to drag our teams down to Tassie
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  Speaker 4: to make them do the longest trip.
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  Speaker 3: And I think the Dockers also, they don't go to
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  Speaker 3: Geelong either, do they?
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  Speaker 1: Not this year, no.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 2: But the Thursday night's interesting. So rounds one to 16.
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  Speaker 2: And the Dockers have got six Thursday night appearances. Wow.
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  Speaker 2: And the Eagles are off Broadway, so they're mostly Sunday.
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  Speaker 2: But Sunday's become a big thing in the AFL, particularly
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  Speaker 2: Sunday night.
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  Speaker 4: Most of their games are Saturday, I think, next year,
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  Speaker 4: which is because this year it was Sunday. And it
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  Speaker 4: was like the last game of the round. It's like
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  Speaker 4: you're almost over it by the time it comes around.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think they might play earlier on a Sunday now.
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  Speaker 2: But now the Sunday night has become– one of the
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  Speaker 2: big feature matches. Apparently we love watching Sunday night footy.
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  Speaker 1: Do we?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: First 13 rounds. What about those of us in bed early?
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  Speaker 4: I didn't get the memo.
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  Speaker 1: And the country people, you know. Yeah. Think about the
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  Speaker 1: country people.
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  Speaker 4: Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Poor rural people.
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  Speaker 4: They've got to get back down to, you know.
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  Speaker 3: But as you said, the Eagles won't be doing it
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  Speaker 3: much anyway.
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  Speaker 2: So the matches will start at 4pm, 5pm, 6pm in WA,
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  Speaker 2: either on telly. Grand finals now in October. Yeah. October
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  Speaker 2: the 2nd, so the first Saturday in October, not the
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  Speaker 2: last Saturday in September. Easter is, okay, Brisbane calling with
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  Speaker 2: Easter Thursday.
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  Speaker 1: Fremantle, Adelaide on Good Friday. So the mix aren't happy.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not happy. Winners and losers.
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  Speaker 4: I'll get the fixtures at the start of the year.
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  Speaker 1: It's okay. The toughest draw is Brisbane.
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  Speaker 4: I don't need this much information.
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  Speaker 2: They've easily got the toughest draw. And Fremantle, fourth toughest. Eagles,
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  Speaker 2: 14th hardest. So they're actually going all right.
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  Speaker 1: All right. I've had a bit of an epiphany. Oh.
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  Speaker 1: Sitting over here. Did you notice? That's all right. See
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  Speaker 1: me shaking and stuff?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Because I've just worked out. You're just nervous. It's a
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  Speaker 1: monster AFL year in Western Australia next year, right? 2027.
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  Speaker 2: We'll become the center of the footy world. They've added
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  Speaker 2: the Origin game again. They're calling it Teemu Dreamtime.
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  Speaker 4: I sure want to be the center.
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  Speaker 3: Teemu Dreamtime.
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  Speaker 1: They're calling it Teemu Dreamtime. But I'm not. I think
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  Speaker 1: it's going to be fan-bloody-tastic. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Playing here. So that game's been sold to Western Australia.
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  Speaker 2: North Melbourne sold games. And I worked, I was thinking,
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  Speaker 2: what's going on there? And it's not just Rita Safioti
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  Speaker 2: trying to bring product in and help tourism. It's actually,
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  Speaker 2: we don't have enough product. We don't have enough content,
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  Speaker 2: AFL content, in this state.
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  Speaker 1: So you know where I'm going with this? Lead us there.
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  Speaker 1: We need a third team.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, well, that's, WA's the hot tip if there is
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  Speaker 3: going to be another team.
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  Speaker 1: For the 20th team, I think it has to be
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  Speaker 1: in the north.
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  Speaker 3: Are you right in the north?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think the north. What about the southwest? What about, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Because you've got the airport down at Busselton, which makes
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  Speaker 3: things easier.
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  Speaker 1: You've got a growing population.
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  Speaker 4: What about the Busselton jetties, we'll call them.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. We've been down this part. Go the jetties.
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  Speaker 2: Wherever it is, I'm telling you, we actually need it
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  Speaker 2: because we don't have enough content. And that's why all
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  Speaker 2: this stuff's being added. So I've worked it out finally. Anyway,
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  Speaker 2: here's my quiz. The psych test is starting now. So
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  Speaker 2: the AFL draft next month, hundreds of teenagers across Australia
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  Speaker 2: getting interviewed by the clubs.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 2: And they always put them through these weird psych tests
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  Speaker 2: and they always ask these crazy questions.
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  Speaker 1: So I'll test a few on you. All right.
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  Speaker 2: A few of the boys have told me to come
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  Speaker 2: back and they're going, jeez, these Victorians, they've asked me
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  Speaker 2: all this weird stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: If your house is on fire, Lise, what three things
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  Speaker 2: would you grab before leaving?
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  Speaker 4: My cat, my dog.
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  Speaker 1: What about you, Russ? My passport.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I suppose I would definitely family. I would get
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  Speaker 3: the three members of the rest of my family.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, and the dog. So I'd take four. Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Or one of them can carry the dog.
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  Speaker 1: Jeez, you're going to have to make a choice. I
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  Speaker 1: said three things. One can carry the dog.
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  Speaker 4: But your family are probably capable of getting out on
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  Speaker 4: their own.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 1: You'd have to grab them.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, quick answer. Is your room clean?
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  Speaker 2: Yes. Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. Do you have any children?
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  Speaker 2: No. Imagine asking a young 17-year-old, do you.
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  Speaker 1: Have any children?
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  Speaker 3: Not that I know of.
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  Speaker 1: That's almost, you know what I mean? I'm not going
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  Speaker 1: to say what I was going to say. Anyway, what's
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  Speaker 1: the worst thing?
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  Speaker 4: It doesn't seem very much of a psychological question.
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  Speaker 1: It's just like, yes. Well, it's like, you know, do
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  Speaker 1: I disclose? Oh, okay. And I also think in certain, no,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Communities. Do you have any children? Oh, I said that one.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. You have just failed the psych test.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know what day it is?
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  Speaker 1: As the host, I've failed as host.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 1: What's the worst thing you've ever done, Lise?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I'm not saying here.
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  Speaker 1: Was that how you'd handle it? You'd say, listen, you blokes,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not telling you?
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  Speaker 4: The worst thing I've ever done.
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  Speaker 1: What about you, Russell?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I'd say, can you give me an hour and
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  Speaker 3: I'll get back to you? I've just got to narrow
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  Speaker 3: things down.
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  Speaker 1: Down to the top three.
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  Speaker 4: I'd probably make something up for the test.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But... Or we just say, look, I think that's inappropriate.
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  Speaker 2: I'd like to keep that to myself. I think that's
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  Speaker 2: a private thing.
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  Speaker 1: I've moved on from it. That's a good answer. I've
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  Speaker 1: learned from it.
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  Speaker 3: I'm offended and I'd like my AFL safe space now, please.
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  Speaker 1: All right, you ready for the big one, the hard one?
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  Speaker 2: The hardest one always, even when I played footy, was
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  Speaker 2: why are you better than Carl Langdon? Or why are
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  Speaker 2: you better than Chris Mayne Waring? Or why are you
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  Speaker 2: better than one of your teammates or one of the
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  Speaker 2: blokes coming through? So Lisa B, why are you better
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  Speaker 2: than Nat and Kimber.
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  Speaker 1: Come on. Give it to me. How would you go?
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  Speaker 2: I am so bleeding to death here.
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  Speaker 1: How would you go?
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you have to say so. Okay. Russ, why are
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  Speaker 1: you better than... I'm not even going to say it. Pete.
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  Speaker 3: Pete.
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  Speaker 1: Why am I better than Pete? Why am I better
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  Speaker 1: than Pete? How are you going to handle it? It's
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  Speaker 1: not what the answer is. It's how you handle it.
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  Speaker 1: I think we excel. Diplomatically. I think we excel in
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  Speaker 1: different areas. Yeah, we've both got strengths. We've both got strengths.
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  Speaker 1: We've both got our strengths and weaknesses. And I think.
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  Speaker 1: My strengths are better, though. Your strengths are much better
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  Speaker 1: than that of the wolf head. No, sorry. Here we go.
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  Speaker 4: What a weird question.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 1: That's a tough one.
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  Speaker 4: To be asking these kids.
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  Speaker 1: I'm very hard for these kids. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And it probably means nothing. All right, before I go,
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  Speaker 2: one of the biggest upsets ever in English soccer. I
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  Speaker 2: haven't checked this.
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  Speaker 1: Have you got audio there? Have I got some? I
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  Speaker 1: have got some audio. Yeah, okay. As we finish. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: hang on. Here we go. Three, two, one. Oh, hang on. No,
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  Speaker 1: it's this one. Sorry. You are better than him. 19-year-old
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  Speaker 1: Connor Hohe from Northern Ireland.
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  Speaker 4: The moment in Fleetwood Town's history.
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  Speaker 2: That is their electric dream. Fleetwood Fantasy and beyond. The
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  Speaker 2: Cod Army has reeled in.
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  Speaker 1: Its biggest fish. The Cod Army.
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  Speaker 2: So that is the biggest upset ever in English soccer. Arsenal,
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  Speaker 2: the Premier League champions, lost to Fleetwood Town. Not Fleetwood Mac.
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  Speaker 4: I've never even heard of Fleetwood Town.
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  Speaker 1: The 18th in the fourth level English football league. 18th
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  Speaker 1: in the fourth level? No, beat Arsenal.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Who are worth $ 1.
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  Speaker 2: 4 billion and Fleetwood's worth $ 2.
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  Speaker 1: 8 million. Oh, that's awesome. I love a story. What
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  Speaker 1: a great day in Fleetwood Town.
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  Speaker 2: Imagine they're still partying in Fleetwood Town.
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  Speaker 3: They will be celebrating that in a hundred years from now.
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  Speaker 1: And the pitch got invaded and all the fans ran
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  Speaker 1: over the Arsenal fans and went, sucked in, got that,
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  Speaker 1: go back to Arsenal.
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  Speaker 3: I love it. What a great story to end on.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Have a great weekend. Okay, mate. We'll catch you on Monday.
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  Speaker 1: You are better than Pete.