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Haunted Smelly Shit | Son of a Boy Dad #128 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 2: Hello everybody, Welcome back to the Son of a Boy
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  Speaker 2: Dad podcast. Today is Tuesday, August sixteen, fifteen.
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  Speaker 1: We're continuing our Banger tour of guests. Today we have
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  Speaker 1: on Ohen Ohen What really.
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  Speaker 2: Happened with oh Man?
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, we had a guest today, but they had
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  Speaker 1: a last second emergency so they couldn't make it.
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  Speaker 2: What can you do? What can you fucking do? Well?
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  Speaker 1: Whatever, we have a lot of shit to talk about.
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  Speaker 2: Do the shit ourselves per usual.
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  Speaker 1: For example, I shipped myself yesterday. Really yeah, I shipped
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  Speaker 1: my pants yesterday. Not like a little bit, but a lot. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: when I emptied the clip? When did that happen? As
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  Speaker 1: I got back from California.
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  Speaker 2: Damn that sucks.
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  Speaker 1: I had like an hour and twenty minute drive from JFK,
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  Speaker 1: and like this woman with she just found a way
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  Speaker 1: to hit every bump on the road.
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  Speaker 2: Doesn't happen to it? When I was just coming back
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  Speaker 2: from Long Island.
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  Speaker 1: It's crazy. It's going around.
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  Speaker 2: He was texting and driving the whole time.
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  Speaker 1: And she was finding every red light too. She was
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  Speaker 1: just like really slow. What she could have gone through it?
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  Speaker 1: She come up to a yellow first off was supposed
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  Speaker 1: to be a man? Was a woman driving, clicking her nail,
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  Speaker 1: singing in Spanish the entire time. I have no problem
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  Speaker 1: with that. Get me to my destination, so I don't
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  Speaker 1: ship myself. Yeah, I put yourself in the er in
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  Speaker 1: the elevator on my I got home. I was like, my,
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  Speaker 1: I mind over matter and I'm like, I'm like n
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  Speaker 1: I was like, it's my it's my own buttthole. Bro.
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  Speaker 1: I have this ship on a fucking you know what
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  Speaker 1: I mean. It's like a manhole cover sealed tight. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: there's no way that any ship's coming out of this ass.
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  Speaker 1: And I told myself that over and over. I must
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  Speaker 1: look so uncomfortable. And there was a guy waiting for
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  Speaker 1: the elevator. I fucking ship. It just it just happened, dude. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: And it was all this ship. That's crazy. It was
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  Speaker 1: so crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Home.
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  Speaker 1: No, she got home afterwards, I was like, uh, don't
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  Speaker 1: come in here, like like I just shoot myself in
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  Speaker 1: the elevator, like it was going to be like cute
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  Speaker 1: and funny. She was disgusted. Yeah, there was nothing funnier,
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  Speaker 1: like fucking like endearing about that. Just didn't look at me.
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  Speaker 2: Not too surprising.
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  Speaker 1: Clog to clog the toilet in the new apartment. As
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  Speaker 1: I'm like cleaning my ass, the folds underneath my ass
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  Speaker 1: cheeks had like shit in them.
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  Speaker 2: That's disgusting.
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  Speaker 1: It was so fucking preposterous.
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  Speaker 2: It was crazy.
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  Speaker 1: I'd never had felt anything like that. Dude, it was.
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  Speaker 2: It must have felt good though sweet release.
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  Speaker 1: Nope, no, more like deep shame right away. It's just like,
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  Speaker 1: how is this happening to me?
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  Speaker 2: At least it happened there. This didn't happen in the uber.
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  Speaker 1: I know it was close to I was about to
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  Speaker 1: pull up there. There was a time when I saw
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  Speaker 1: a patch of grass on the side of the way.
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  Speaker 1: I almost had her pull over so I could speak.
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  Speaker 2: In the.
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  Speaker 1: I was about to hit her with some Spanish. Bro.
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  Speaker 2: She wasn't. That's crazy, dude.
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  Speaker 1: It was explosive.
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  Speaker 2: That's I need that right now. I'm back to the
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  Speaker 2: big time, are you. I haven't shit since, just little shits,
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  Speaker 2: like not successful ones.
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  Speaker 1: It was because I started taking a new supplement called
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  Speaker 1: l Lycene, and I didn't even know that it would
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  Speaker 1: be like or they were like, oh yeah, but watch
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  Speaker 1: out for that diarrhea that comes with it.
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  Speaker 2: And sure enough, Bro, why are you taking that just
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  Speaker 2: because just you never know, you never know if you're
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  Speaker 2: gonna need l licene? Yeah, yeah, I got I got
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  Speaker 2: a big one brewing right now, pumped to go home.
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  Speaker 1: I hope for you to get it out, dude.
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  Speaker 2: I was kind of nervous going to play golf today
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  Speaker 2: because I was like, I don't know if this is
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  Speaker 2: gonna be a thing.
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  Speaker 1: White pants and all that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, No, I was just wearing these pants, were you. Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I showed up in this exact outfit and they were like,
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  Speaker 2: we gotta get you a shirt or something.
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  Speaker 1: It's a big dog shirt, collared, collared.
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  Speaker 3: Sure.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't think it'll be a big deal.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but most golf courses have a rule against layering,
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  Speaker 1: do they You can't wear the shirt underneath it.
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  Speaker 2: I wore a shirt underneath and they do a fucking
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  Speaker 2: medium shirt. Really, yeah, you squeezed into a meeting, would
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  Speaker 2: fit fine. But I was like, is this do you
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  Speaker 2: guys have anything bigger? And they're like, no, at your size, buddy. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, don't give me a fucking medium.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah no exactly. So, well, these be cups don't fit
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  Speaker 1: in a medium. Yeah, you're talking about but uh, what
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  Speaker 1: you were golfing with? Uh Frankie Frankie BURRELLI? Yes, well,
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  Speaker 1: how was that?
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  Speaker 2: It was very fun?
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  Speaker 1: I heard you? Uh well, I don't want to say
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  Speaker 1: what you hit. I don't want to say what your
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  Speaker 1: score was.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't great. I mean, I didn't I heard it
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  Speaker 2: was really good. No, Francis was lying. It wasn't good.
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't that score. It wasn't good.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't good. It's a hard course. And I haven't
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  Speaker 2: played golf in a year and a half before four that,
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  Speaker 2: it was probably four years since I played, or three years.
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  Speaker 2: You're more of a fishing guy or a fishing guy.
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  Speaker 2: But it was fun.
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  Speaker 1: It was really fun. Yeah, sounded good time, sounds elite.
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  Speaker 1: Frankie's good too, and hilarious.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I didn't know Frankie played in high school.
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  Speaker 1: Oh did he?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I don't think I knew that either. Yeah. He drives
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  Speaker 1: the fuck out of the ball though, right, yeah, better
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  Speaker 1: than you, Yeah, a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: I don't really use driver. I didn't really go driver.
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  Speaker 2: I went I went iron.
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  Speaker 1: It's crazy because he has no muscles on his body.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's got a big he's got a big hit
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  Speaker 2: the ball. He got a big hit the ball. We
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  Speaker 2: we should we should have him on the podcast though.
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  Speaker 1: Was he funny? Was he funny hanging out with them?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a good time. And then we got
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  Speaker 2: co moved after and Trent was there. Trent didn't do
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  Speaker 2: the video with me because he had to go out
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  Speaker 2: and do Breaking ninety right after, so Frankie had to
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  Speaker 2: do the nine Holes with me, and then they had
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  Speaker 2: to go right we got food and then they were
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  Speaker 2: going right back out to play eighteen more.
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  Speaker 1: Damn.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah that sucks. Yeah, but also, uh, the best job
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  Speaker 2: in the world. Yeah, I was saying that, but I
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  Speaker 2: was also like, it was fuck, I forget what I
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  Speaker 2: was gonna say. Yeah, it was nice. I mean, it's
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  Speaker 2: a it's definitely a good gig that they got going there.
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  Speaker 1: And they're making a bunch of money doing.
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  Speaker 2: It, and they're those videos do really well. He said
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  Speaker 2: that the Breaking ninety videos are getting like five hundred
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  Speaker 2: k in episodes, that where we should do Breaking ninety. No,
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  Speaker 2: we can't steal that.
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  Speaker 1: What I feel like, that's kind of the thing you're
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  Speaker 1: supposed to steal.
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  Speaker 2: We were tossing some ideas around post post match and
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  Speaker 2: what they say. I was saying that they should do.
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  Speaker 1: You're giving the the people that get five hundred thousand
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  Speaker 1: views an episode ideas well.
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  Speaker 2: They were talking about post when what when because they
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  Speaker 2: think the trend might break ninety today? Oh yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, what's the plan after because they're
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  Speaker 2: not going to do breaking eighty. That's fucking in process insane.
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  Speaker 2: That's like, you'd be really good if Trent just wants
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  Speaker 2: up making the PGA. So if you're hitting in the seventies,
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  Speaker 2: you're a very good golfer. But uh he I would
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  Speaker 2: say that they should try doing something like a par
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  Speaker 2: three course and see if they can, like break par
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  Speaker 2: at a par three course. I think they'll be cool.
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  Speaker 1: That is a great idea. Yeah, did they give us
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  Speaker 1: any ideas?
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  Speaker 2: Like, oh, that's what that was what I was gonna say.
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  Speaker 2: They were saying that they might for the next one
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  Speaker 2: they're gonna do, they might make it just a series,
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  Speaker 2: just break breaking breaking ninety, right or breaking one hundred,
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  Speaker 2: and just have like someone else from barstool, continuously do
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  Speaker 2: it until they break it. And so maybe you no,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if I would do that. I don't
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  Speaker 2: know if i'd It's a lot. It's a lot to
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  Speaker 2: go out there every fucking day. Yeah, it's a far.
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  Speaker 1: How far was it like.
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  Speaker 2: An hour and a half? Yeah, that sucks.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but uh, I mean they are a lucrative, a
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  Speaker 1: lucrative brand, and uh now the pen doesn't know bar
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  Speaker 1: Now that Barcel's worth one dollar.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like, yeah, dude, they actually said that that
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  Speaker 2: that uh that the Pen stuff actually impacted them a lot.
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  Speaker 2: How just with like it's like a sports thing. They
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  Speaker 2: had to be careful about what they said. There's certain
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  Speaker 2: stuff that they can't say, well, golfing.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like people around here are like, finally we
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  Speaker 1: could fucking say shit again.
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  Speaker 2: No one here is doing is gonna do anything that
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  Speaker 2: they couldn't do before, I know, or not a single thing.
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  Speaker 1: It's like people who go to the gym on New
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  Speaker 1: Year's Yeah, it's like you could have gone to the
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  Speaker 1: gym on New Year's Eve, like there's no, there's no difference.
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  Speaker 1: It shouldn't be a difference.
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  Speaker 2: But it's like with swastikas in it, and Penn was
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  Speaker 2: like cool, fine with us, and the and.
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  Speaker 1: The sketches that you didn't put out were probably it's
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  Speaker 1: not because of Penn.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, not, none of it was because of Pen.
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  Speaker 1: It was because like you're like, oh, that this will
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  Speaker 1: negatively affect my entire career from from here from this moment.
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  Speaker 2: For Yeah, I don't I didn't think any I don't think.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think Penn was holding anyone back as much
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  Speaker 2: as people are putting as I'm sure Dave. I'm sure
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  Speaker 2: Dave was probably held back in Big Cat.
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  Speaker 1: But I don't feel like I feel like Big Cat
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  Speaker 1: does whatever he wants.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well he had to drop that parlay, right, they
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  Speaker 2: can't lose parlay.
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  Speaker 1: That's just because he was getting sued for millions of dollars.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you can still do whatever he and I
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  Speaker 2: guess like Dave, if he like was pretty much directly
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  Speaker 2: controlling the stock, if he was on his best behavior
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  Speaker 2: or not.
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  Speaker 1: Right, was he being a naughty boy?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? So now he can do whatever they fuck all
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  Speaker 2: he wants.
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  Speaker 1: He's got like security cameras all over his house set
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  Speaker 1: up like a fucking prison just to catch him if
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  Speaker 1: he fucks anywhere. Immediate publish. Yeah, it's just live. I
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  Speaker 1: just the day after, like when he got sold and
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  Speaker 1: had like the company meeting and like how everybody was
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  Speaker 1: like hanging out with their like feet up on the
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  Speaker 1: fucking desks. I was just like, man, I can't wait
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  Speaker 1: till the next boy, dad, so we could.
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  Speaker 2: It was just like yeah, I mean, people celebrating like
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  Speaker 2: I don't know nothing really, I mean, I guess the
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  Speaker 2: only thing that changed for us is that we get
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  Speaker 2: to keep our that's pretty big.
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  Speaker 1: But I think that's a pretty big one. No, I
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  Speaker 1: don't even oh did he Yeah, I didn't even see that.
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  Speaker 2: I have no idea. I didn't see. I wasn't here.
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  Speaker 1: I was I was in a meeting. I was in
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  Speaker 1: like a one on one meeting. And uh as the
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  Speaker 1: meeting started and I heard like a whoop, like like
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  Speaker 1: it sounded like Houston when a rocket goes off, like
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  Speaker 1: when I thought we weace X when a successful launch
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  Speaker 1: goes off.
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  Speaker 2: I thought we were getting fired. I like had my
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  Speaker 2: notes open because they were like no recording the no
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  Speaker 2: recording the meeting. Didn't you say that?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, And I was like ready to take notes to
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  Speaker 2: be like all right, this is what I got to
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  Speaker 2: figure out. And then the meeting was ten seconds long
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  Speaker 2: and Stave just being like so I bought back bar stool.
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  Speaker 2: It's like, dude, if anything, all of our jobs just
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  Speaker 2: got harder. Yeah, that's all that means. He's coming in.
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  Speaker 1: Every everybody like scream laughing guy ship face drunk and
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  Speaker 1: then was hung over the next day.
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  Speaker 2: That they cook couldn't come in and get yelled at.
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  Speaker 1: And then they all got screamed at you couldn't be
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  Speaker 1: there on time just to get Yeah, that was like
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  Speaker 1: I was, I had a pretty good thing going when
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  Speaker 1: Tape wasn't here. Also, I don't know who's keeping their jobs, dude,
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  Speaker 1: that ship might not be guaranteed either.
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  Speaker 2: No, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I heard the chopping motherfucker's left and right.
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  Speaker 2: I heard that. It was like we were all getting chopped.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean after the after the meeting.
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  Speaker 2: No, but if penns capped barstool, oh, that everybody who
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  Speaker 2: wasn't sports gambling is getting get getting tired. Yeah, it
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  Speaker 2: was like that was the plan, and like that's why
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  Speaker 2: Big Cat was like, you should probably go to Chicacog
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  Speaker 2: just a note you want to be in that because
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  Speaker 2: Big Cat's orbit is a strong one in the gambling world. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but KB, Yeah, maybe we were just maybe it was
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  Speaker 2: just written in the stars that we're just gonna get.
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  Speaker 1: Fired no matter what. Maybe or we'll get chopped either
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  Speaker 1: either side of it that we're on.
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  Speaker 2: Can you do it?
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  Speaker 1: Is fucking interesting though. Maybe we put together like ten
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  Speaker 1: twenty bucks, we buy it ourselves totally.
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  Speaker 2: I got one hundred dollars in my pocket, right, Hey.
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  Speaker 1: Portannoy, what if I told you could make one hundred
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  Speaker 1: x what you just paid.
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  Speaker 2: For Barstool, the best deal every Yeah, do you see
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  Speaker 2: that tweeting ever?
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  Speaker 1: Gonna believe this? Have you ever seen someone make one
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  Speaker 1: hundred x for their company's valuation in three days?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? That was fucking crazy.
• 12:16
  Speaker 1: People were so uh. People really acted like there was
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  Speaker 1: like like the world was going to end and then
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: like they like staved off the meteorite that was going
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  Speaker 1: to like crash into Barstool.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, dude, we talked about it. When I
• 12:29
  Speaker 2: called you, I was like, it's the equivalent to when
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  Speaker 2: Elon Musk bought Twitter and tweeted. Comedy is now legal.
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  Speaker 2: It's like there has not been a single thing that
• 12:38
  Speaker 2: no one's been allowed to say on Twitter. Ever. Twitter's
• 12:42
  Speaker 2: been the app where you can like post porn, you
• 12:44
  Speaker 2: can post crazy shit like racism. Yeah, Phobe, it never
• 12:49
  Speaker 2: matter nothing. It's like the only thing that's changed is
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: that now you just see videos people dying constantly. That's
• 12:55
  Speaker 2: what comedy is. Finally you can see death again.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can see death on you're on your feed,
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  Speaker 1: not even intending to see it.
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  Speaker 2: But it's good. I'm happy for Dave. Yeah on a
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  Speaker 2: personal level, Yeah, as a friend more than a coworker.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I heard that he wanted to take you out
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  Speaker 1: to dinner instead of Nate, but you tried. Yeah, no,
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  Speaker 1: enjoy this one yourself.
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  Speaker 2: Man, this one's on you. You earned it, and go
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  Speaker 2: get a bag yet classic stuid, Go get a bag it.
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  Speaker 1: Enjoy yourself. Man, you can finally say bag it again. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's a preposterous time. It's just uh, it's also funny
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  Speaker 1: and uh, we're just all of New York. Just everybody
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  Speaker 1: who's staying in New York seems like they're like it
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  Speaker 1: seemed like last week Nate was like I'm worried about
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  Speaker 1: the future of this office, and then like this week
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  Speaker 1: it's like we're fucking ye. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't really know. I don't really know what's
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  Speaker 2: gonna happen.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it seems like the New York Office seems
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  Speaker 2: to be doing good.
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  Speaker 1: We've been getting more credit. There's been more meetings where
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: people are like, yeah, I actually didn't realize that son
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  Speaker 1: of a boy that does pretty good. Numbies like I
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  Speaker 1: thought they sucked. Yeah, there's been a lot of that.
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  Speaker 1: There's been a lot of I thought they actually sucked
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  Speaker 1: dick and yeah, there was good.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. But do you see that that like a revenue
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  Speaker 2: estimation that someone posted of like all the I guess
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  Speaker 2: it was like in the It was in some sort
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  Speaker 2: of write up with the pen deal. It was all
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: based off of I don't think people as it was
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: based off of social clip numbers. It said that our
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: podcast estimated estimated revenue was eight hundred to eleven thousand
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: dollars a year. Really, wait, eight hundred thousand to eleven thousand,
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: eight hundred dollars. That's not true. No, that's what that's
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: what I was saying. I was like, dude, if that
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: was the case, yeah, I was like, if we were
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: making eight hundred dollars a year, we would not be
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: working here.
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: It also said that it said Busting with the Boys
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: got seventeen million views last month and that their estimated
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: revenue was eight hundred thousand dollars. And I was like, well,
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: first of all, they did not get I mean, they'd
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: do well, but seventeen million views, That's what I was saying.
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: It's all social, it's all clips. And also if they're
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: making if they're getting seventeen million views, a month. Their
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: revenue is way more than eight hundred thousand dollars a year.
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: I know, there's so many weird metrics that were like,
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: I can't tell what well.
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: The report card thing that we get says that they're like, oh,
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: son of a Boy, that was down forty percent this month,
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: But then you look at the actual views and we're
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: above I know, above average.
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: It's because the social team has a one size fits
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: all approach to every podcast. It doesn't make any sense,
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: and so they want six posts a day from us.
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: It genuinely makes no sense. Six posts it six reels
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: a day and three stories a day.
• 15:41
  Speaker 4: You can't funny stuff.
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Now, like keep in mind the shorts can be
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: like one second long.
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: Why yeah, what's the point?
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: Just cut me saying bag it.
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no revenue in in Instagram reels?
• 15:54
  Speaker 4: Is there not Instagram? But like you two, you can
• 15:57
  Speaker 4: make a qusch of money.
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know. It's just seemed the.
• 16:00
  Speaker 5: Rules are gonna says like next week and then we're
• 16:02
  Speaker 5: gonna be yelled at for not doing the rules that
• 16:04
  Speaker 5: like we didn't know about next week.
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I think we got to just be like, hey,
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: this is our plan.
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: To do it.
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: What do you guys think of this plan? We just
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: need to come up with a plan and tell them
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: that instead of just being like, we're gonna need you
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: to do the exact same thing. Part of my take toes.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: They even three, they have three hour and a half
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: episodes a week. Yeah, it's also like, dude, if we
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: were putting out one hundred and eighty reels a month.
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: I don't think anyone gives a fuck about this, but
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: if we were putting out one hundred eighty reels a month,
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: how would that's that we would be clipping every second
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: of our episodes. Yeah, are crazy? Our for sixty minute episode,
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: it's insane.
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, whoa that that just did? That really pissed
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: me off seeing that. I know, I was just woke
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: up and I was looking at it and it was
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: like f on face, Like, but we didn't hit our
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: two hundred and ten Facebook posts this month, Like what
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: the that's literally the number four? Yeah, yeah, we had
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: four Facebook posts.
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: Which is in the same ballpark.
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I am confident that the podcast will get big
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: and we won't have to do any of that ship.
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, one just freaks out like real time.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just don't understand. Yeah, YouTube for sure, the
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: YouTube the YouTube shorts are doing well. Those are getting.
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: A long, long term visus.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah. If it was my ideal world and we didn't
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: have to follow any of these rules, I would we
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: would record the episode, post one clip and say the
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: episode is out now, and that would be it.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because there are people who just completely consumed podcasts
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: via clips. Yeah, yeah, I listened to that pod. It's like, no,
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: you see the clips on.
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think this podcast is a very clippable podcast.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: Whatever. People might not care about this, but they definitely
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: care about your show and Philly this past weekend.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we already talked about that that also, Yeah, it
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: was Yeah, Philly was a good time.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: All of them came up so you could say who
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: your special guest was now.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Shane did the show this It was cool.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: It was very asked you if he could come on
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: your shows.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: It wasn't as much of an ask as it wasn't
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: tell now he did he asked, He asked.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: What was that conversation?
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: Like, well, because I did his show in a story
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: the week before and he was like, I'm gonna be
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: in Philly. Can I do time on the shows, is like,
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna come, and I was like, yeah, of course,
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: and uh it was fun. He did what it's Grove
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: thirty four Studio. I think it's it's very small, it's
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: like thirty people.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: But why did he do a show there.
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: Just to like work out new stuff? That's fucking nuts.
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: It was really cool. It was me. It was me,
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: Joe List, and Shane. I got off and I was like, damn,
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: I just killed. Did you think? Joe List went up
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: and I was like, I don't even know what killing is, Like,
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: I'm not even in the realm of I'm like, dude,
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: those guys are so fucking good. Yeah, Joe List as
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: a machine. Yeah, it's just like, dude, they're they're getting
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: laughs the entire time. Yeah, it was great. It was
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: really fun and luckily we had a host. I was
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: gonna have to cold open, but then the guy that
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: was running it was like can I host? And I
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: was like I didn't even let chance answer. I was like, yeah,
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: you can host.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: So why did he want you to come to the
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: show because you're you're free.
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: He was just like He's like, are you around?
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: But like you're free. Also, like he didn't have to
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: pay you.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: I don't think he paid anybody.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: I bet, bet, bet, and he just probably didn't want
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: to travel far or some shit.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: For what what do you what are we referring to
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: the story of show? Yeah? Oh yeah, dude, that was
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: just like a ten minute spot on Wednesday.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: It's just sick. I don't know, just fucking yeah. Except
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: tech guy Andrew. Don't worries, brother, an absolutely fucking pleasure.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: Tech Guy Andrew was fourth in the office or he
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: was like eighteenth in running for the for a president
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: of the office. He got eighteenth most votes.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: Oh shit, really can go?
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: Where was I at like twelve or something? You want
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: to be a president of this podcast?
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: Fuck?
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, say less? We got an ally on her side.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: Appreciate you, brother, Thank you, appreciate it. Yeah, you were
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: twelfth or something. Really I got votes? I got people
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: voting for me. That's crazy? Why because they like you? Brother?
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: Would they ever vote for me?
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: King of New York?
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: Type of ship? Who voted? Can you see? Who voted
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: for me? Is all anonymous?
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: Uh?
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: I'd love to take names.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: I think it's anonymous. But I might be able to
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: hack the main I might be able to get to
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: the bottom yeah.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: See if you can buy pay yeah, see, if you
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: can bypass the main frame games, it's going to be.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: But we might need to do a recount though, a recount.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean if if I hack into the mainframe
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: and find out that there's some skulldudgery going on double
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: voting or like hanging chads or whatever, Yeah, I could
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: definitely see him. Like Tommy, he was using a VPN.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: This means you could tell. This means so much to
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: Tommy smoke. Yeah, this is he. And that's why I
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: wanted to lose so bad, because I just need to
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: see that man depressed.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: Who was up to Tommy and Keegs.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Tommy and Keigs and then and then Meek, Marty,
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: Frank and Rico. That was the top six and then
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: but by the time this comes out, it'll be down
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: to three.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: Damn. It's interesting.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: And then by Thursday we'll have a new press and.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: Are they gonna be like, are they gonna have any
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: sort of big in a jacket? Oh okay, cool with no responsibilities,
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: all right. Bragging rights though, ragging rights totally for.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: A year or until next week when we try and
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: do it again.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that'll be fun. Yeah, employee of the month.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: See that's crazy. Now that's the idea of four play.
• 21:32
  Speaker 6: Give you that.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: No, four play. We were having I mean a real
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: brainstorming sasson. You were really just getting down to it.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: What was Riggs saying?
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: Riggs wasn't there. We did talk Riggs for a little bit.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, those guys love Riggs.
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: What what was it like four play?
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: Riggs wasn't there. What was the top talking Rigs? Oh,
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: nothing but fucking flowers and rainbows.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: Brother, he's a fucking legend.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was fun though. Those guys are cool.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that is cool. So it seemed like your Knights
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: in Philly were awesome.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: Though it was it was, uh the first night.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: I want to see what you said to me.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: No, don't.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know what I would have been. No, it's positive.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: I think I said you should have been there, Yeah,
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: because it was fun. I mean it was like everyone
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: was there.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: No, don't put that out.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: Well, I just don't know. I think I was drunk
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: and I was probably like, I fucking miss you so much, dude,
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: I wish you were here.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: I'll give you made him bummer your gay asses genuinely
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: such a fun city though this is the best city
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: I've performed in back to back.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that club is amazing. Yeah, it's just
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: even like going to like the soot, like looking at
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: it from I mean, I don't know, I don't need
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: to get into the architecture of the club, but it
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: was it's a it's a really good club, and the
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: staff is great, and and the and the people that
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: all came.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: Who were you hanging out with?
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: Though? Uh the first night, well, who else.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: Was on the show? Do weren't you?
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: You had four Me, Guardini and Mook and then Shane
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: did a guest. But on Thursday and then Friday it
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: was Me, Gardini, Mooke and then Love Mayor and Shane
• 23:01
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  Speaker 2: Which was too much. It was like they both did great,
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: but I was the fifth comic going up and that
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: was the crowd lost steam after like thirty minutes. They
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: were just like tired, interesting, not even tired. They just
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: well no, actually that one was not. They were not tired.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: They were shit faced by the end of my set. Yeah,
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: I'd been there for like an hour and forty five.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Fucking those are thirsty boys. They did you get drunk
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: before the shows? No, but you got drunk after the shows?
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, big time? Hell yes yeah yeah no, yeah, I
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: didn't really drink it all before. I would have like
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: maybe one beer and then. And then Friday was very fun.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: It was uh, Spud and Billy came and you go.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: To the barstool bar We did.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I always love the bar.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah I know.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: And I was like, why the hell are we going
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: to the Standard Reservation.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: They have a table every Thursday. I know, due they
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: get their own jay. Yeah, right this way, mister, Yeah
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: we got.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: And it was It was a It was a humbling
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: experience going to the bar owned by the company that
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: I've worked for for forty years and having to be like,
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: I'm with Shane Gillis. He's in the back, Is it
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: okay if I come in now?
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: You need to meet the bouncers there.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: If you're gonna be a Philly guy, you got to
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: meet no with a head bouncer.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's the man. Yeah, they are. I mean, they
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: were all great. As soon as they like Mooke. As
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: soon as I got the mook approval, they let me in.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: Is that what it was? Yeah? He runs you know,
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: you know runs Philadelphia.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: Where'd you guys eat while you were out there?
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: Nowhere? Really? Just like places right near our hotel?
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, where there's gonna be mouk Fest next year.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just being like I used to bray for Don Dude.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: I was telling I was talking about this on the
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: yeah yesterday, but we everywhere you go with Mouke. He
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: did these guys taxes, these all these like like not
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: I would want to call them sketchy guys because they're
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: all like nice as fuck. They're sketchy guys.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Nice sketchy guys, sketchy nice guys.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: And Mooke did their taxes for years, like would go
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: there and get all the files and do the taxes.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: And now you go with that, you go, I went
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: with move to all these stores and he's like, I
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: gotta go say hi to all these people, and they're
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: all like, dude. They literally they're like if you they're like,
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: if you're a friend of Mooke, you're a friend of mine.
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: And then they're like, if you need it. He must
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: have done something insane or something insane. He knows something terrible.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: But he was like the dude guys coming up to
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: me literally being like, if you ever need anything, you
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: call me.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: You let me know that you're a friend of Mook.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: The fact that he he was like, I need to
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: go talk to these people.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he made me. Yeah, he gave me a little
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: tour of South Street.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: You went to South Street? You fat Tuesdays Jim Steaks.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: No, we literally went to went to We went to
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: this vintage wrestling place. Yeah, a card shop and a
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: vintage clothing store. But apparently it's all owned by the
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: same two dudes. Interesting, and he did like he did
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: like all their taxes, you get any free shit? No,
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: they offered to give me free stuff, but I was,
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: I don't really need anything.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: I have a very specific taste in clothing.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, these shirts are a little thinner
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: than I used to.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: Can you sew these two shirts together on top of
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: each other so I can wear them simultaneously. Yeah, damn,
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: that's such a fucking I wish I was there.
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was fun. Saturday was super fun Saturday. The
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: barstool bar was fun. The shows were great. The Saturday
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: late show was the one, the one that I had.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: I think I had a tough time following Shane on
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: that one. Yeah, because the crowd was not it was
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: it was like that one was.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: They probably knew by then he was going to be there.
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: That's what Brian six was there and he was like,
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: all these people waited outside and then went back in
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: to watch Shane again from the early show what yeah,
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: So so it was a lot of that and then, uh,
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: I don't know, it was fine.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: All the shows were great. Damn, that's kind of sick though,
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: in a great weekend. You're in a pretty good spot
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: in your career.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: I'd say, yeah, genuinely, like a really really fun time.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: I wonder how much this podcast it plays into you
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: being popular in Philly.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: I know that's what I said.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: You think, so yeah, fuck man, when I remember doing
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: the shows with you last year and they sucked, they
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: were terrible. Yeah, they didn't actually suck. I thought they
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: were really good and funny. But the fact that you
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: feel like it's this much better, keep growing, brother.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: I'm sure next year I'll go back and I'll be like,
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: I can't believe how bad it was last year.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: I know, I can't believe I let these fucking Jabbroni's
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: open for me. Imagine you like going to like Shane
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: at like Forest Hills. You're like, Hey, I'm gonna jump on.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do five right here stadium, but I'm just
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: gonna do a quick tenth at the front. I'm just
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: working through, so im working on some new shit. Really
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: would love to just go out in front of crowd
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: that's not mine. It's a good test for me. I'll kill,
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: I will kill, but it's probably good and healthy for
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: me to do that.
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: Dude, Guardini, every single night we would do the show
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: is we would drink a lot of beer and then
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: Guardini and Mouke would take Jamison shots, and then they
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: would take shots the whole night, the whole like lots
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: of shots and beers, like I've never seen people take
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: this many shots. And then they would eat buffalo bites.
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: And then Guardina would text me in the morning and
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: be like, dude, I think I have a tapeworm or
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: some shit. My stomach is so fucked and I'm like, yeah, dude,
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: it probably has to do with the fake chicken that
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: you're eating and the ten whiskey shots you had last night.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're like doing Pearl Harbor on your ass every day.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: And he'd be like, dude, I something is so wrong
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: with my stomach. And I'm like, no, you're.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: Hung probably on the licene. Yeah, he's probably on everything
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: they had a licene. I would have thought that I
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: have fucking it felt like. I think it was because
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: I had malt beverage the night before too, Dude, I
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: drink I'd like to stay away from those malts.
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: What did you drink?
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: It was some like competitor malt beverage that was the
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: only one that they had at the UH at the
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: wrap Attles that I was at.
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, how was that?
• 29:50
  Speaker 6: That?
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: Looks awesome?
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: It was fucking fun as hell. It was extremely awesome,
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: Just like.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: So you were out in a life for that, but
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: you were.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: I was in Alfe for PAPEV and then I flew
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: to Oakland for that.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: That's awesome.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: Oakland's like the hub of a lot of battle rap
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: stuff back in the day.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was cool.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this one girl brought her dad to a fucking
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: She was like a like an alt like Brooklyn comic
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: type of thing where it's just like you kind of
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: like listen, you're like, yeah, I get it, Like you
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: kind of like show that you got like the weird
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: joke by like a little bit of a giggle. But
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: she was going up against this dude who was like
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: just like but he destroyed her. It was like perfect.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: It was like going up against like a New York
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: mainstream comic. Like he was just fucking killing her. She
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: was like a vegan. He's like, if you are what
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: you eat, you're an industry plant. This funny ass ship bro,
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: he was just absolutely Her name was Coleslaw and he's like,
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: you just prove cole saws like mayonnaise. He was just
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: like doing so fucking well against her. And then they
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: like I don't know how he knew that the dude
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: would be there, but her dad was just like standing
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: on stage with like his hands on his hips. Yeah
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: you posted hilarious, and he like they didn't know what
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: to do, and he's like, well everyone around me was
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: making a bunch of noise, so uh, his hands up
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: and everyone was like god, he's like washed up dudes
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: in like flat brims. That's like pumping this fucking guy. Yeah,
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: it was so fucking funny. Dude, I was so entertained
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: by it.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that sounds like a good time.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: He's like a physician from Canada, just being like, yeah,
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: my daughter, you know, brought brought her ideas to this
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: free marketplace and you know, and he was like ruthless
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: about her. He was like, it looks like you're you're
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: like titties, look like your shoulders or something like that.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: And her dad, right, he was like, what do you
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: think about what he was saying about, like her body?
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: He was like, he's a lot. He was entitled to
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: do that.
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: And your daughter, that's got to be pretty bald. That's
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: pretty ballsy of that girl to bring her dad, And
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: just like, I don't know, I feel like just even
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: being a girl battle rapper's got to be.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: Like horrifying, Yes, but she a lot of girl battle rappers, no,
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: and most of them are like pretty tough. This girl's
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: name like Vixen the Assassin, Yeah, yeah, who have like
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: cool who talk about like robbing you? Yeah, Coleslaw with
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: the K Yeah that's funny as well. She's a Canadian
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: girl who took the train down here.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: Really the train.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: She's just like bold and like fucking like left wing,
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: like it's just it was the perfect antithetical matchup two
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: guys who are two people who are on the polar
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: opposite of ideals and shit like that. But yeah, the
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: train from California to Oakland.
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: That's hilarious. That must have been what fucking like two days. Yeah,
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: that's insane. That's crazy. The Wells Fargo, Yeah, that's nuts.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: But it's gonna be.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: It's gotta be cheaper to fly at that point. It's
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: definitely cheaper those those long trains. Dude. I remember when
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: I was I was in North Carolina and I didn't
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: want to fly home, so I was so scared of flying.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: And I looked at the train. It was like one
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: thousand dollars and probably like a thousand hours.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's it sucks, and it's like the only
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: thing that I could Maybe point two is that maybe,
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: like many other battle Rappers, she had a touch of
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: the tism and maybe was enjoying the train ride, you
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: know what I mean. Maybe a train person.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: They should probably like a bed and ship. Yeah maybe,
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: so those beds on those trains are rough, I know,
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: feel every bump.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, she probably had the l licene going through
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: her veins. After some fucking rickety ass train bedsleep.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: Dude, my uber here. It was like one of those
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: cars that just doesn't have like shocks.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no suspension on the.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're just it felt like we were driving down
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: like a.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: Beach, like a horse drawn garage.
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: It was crazy.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: Just a cobbles rocky road, cobblestone rocked Yeah, that shi
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: it is. It is not fun now if you have
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: a if you got the bubble guts, oh yeah, but
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: I feel like usually my asole was like a fucking
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: din Dude, just.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: Like I'm gonna I'm gonna launch one when I get home.
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: I'm so pumped.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like super happy for you.
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: It's gonna be good. I haven't take in a good
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: ship since Philly, and I know I've eaten a lot
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: of bad things and I put a lot of bad
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: stuff in my body. And it is going to you.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: Say you haven't taken a good ship. Have you taken
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: any ship?
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: Barely?
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: I got a hundred count of l licecene.
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm good on the licene. It sounds like a
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: fucking nightmare.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: It is, dude, It really was. I was in such pain,
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: just like sitting on the like moaning.
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's the feeling that you only get every
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: like every like twelve years, every yeah, everyoneever.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: Haley's comment comes around you fucking.
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: Moaning like I might ship myself while you're on the toilet.
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, it's like I was talking more about the
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: shitting here. I feel that every single day. But what
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: you were just describing, yeah, the toilet, Yeah, that's every day.
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: Just fuck.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: It sounds like just fucking christ like a fire alarm
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: going off and like.
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: You're wrecking my hand against the sink.
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: Ah hold you going through?
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: Oh dude, that's the amount of rolls of toilet paper.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: I didn't realize how fast you fly through those things.
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: That's why you don't buy the thick toilet paper, you know.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: The thick does so much more though.
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's fucking dude, it's like three wipes.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: No, no, you get that thick stuff. You can you
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: get the thick stuff. You can use one square, good
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: to go. I'm always gonna use the same amount, no bro,
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: if you get the really thick stuff.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: I'm always gonna use the same amount.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: It's like using a sham wow back.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: A towel.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: It takes up everything dude, it assumes everything.
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that thick to but that that feeling of being
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: in a public place or in a car and being like,
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: I genuinely don't know if I'm going to be able
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: to make it home.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: Imagine this is that once a decade feeling, and like
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: her like male cousin's car, Like having to explain that
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: a gringo ship her fucking seat. Yeah, I really just
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: didn't want to have to do that. But the guy
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: who's waiting for the elevator definitely stepped in. And I
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: mean I was throwing out pieces of clothing, multiple pieces.
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: That's crazy, dude.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a terrible time.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: I don't even know how that like, because it comes
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: in waves too.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, totally, and I'm like, I'm over it.
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: It's good, and then all of a sudden it comes
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: back stronger.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: It's the third time in my life it's happened.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: You've ship yourself. Yeah, I've only shipped myself once or twice,
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: but it was both over the same week because I
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: had food poisoning.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, both of mine, we're very tame compared to this.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: Just mine was not.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: This was a fantastic beast and where to find it
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: was in my fucking Tommy choms.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It was when I showed my pantcy was like,
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: it's like, it's just now, it's happening now. It was like,
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: there's the There was never even a thought of like
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna try and hold it. It was like it's
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: coming out now.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's not coming out.
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: Of a demon trying to escape my body.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: There's no architecture to the turd like soft service streamers
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: coming out of you.
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: But I was in the wood piping.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah. They talked about this.
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's They were like, do you think we
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: could do like do you want to just walk back
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: to the clubhouse? And I'm like, no, it's not there's no,
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: there's no, there's not even any point of trying to
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: do that. I'm trying to walk three more feet. I
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: will ship.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: I'm a prisoner in my own body. Yeah, And as
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: soon as I got out of the car, I was like,
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: I know that either I'll stand up and I'll be
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: completely fine, or I'll be a faucet.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: That's crazy, dude. I can't believe you didn't. You couldn't
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: make it just ten more seconds.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: And not only was I like that was my asshole sealed.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: I was clenching cheek.
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, trying to just barricade.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was trying to. I had like like people
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: like I was like put in like dressers up against
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: the door, nothing fucking knock it down, desks and chairs
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: in front of the door, trying to like fucking and
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: it was. It was a category five.
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: So are you off the outlight scene now?
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: Yes, that's good for my body.
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: We'll see it could come back, I know.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: Or it could have been that airplane food.
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: Would you get on the airplane?
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: And I no, it was like the first thing in
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: the morning flight back, but it was like a greasy
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: ass breakfast sandwich, which could have been the culprit. And
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: then I stopped in the delta lounge on the once
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: I landed too. I don't feel like ordering food once
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: I get home.
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: That's a good idea. Would you go lax jfkf sfo
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: JFK san Fran san Fran is not bad, No, it's
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: not bad, decent, it's a decent port. JFK's rough. I
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: thought you went JFK to Lax is like a nightmare.
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: That's like actually a nightmare scenario in my life.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, JFK to LAX's orl I mean just because
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: once you get to JFK, like you still have to
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: get home. JFK might as well be in Pennsylvania.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's an hour and a half away.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: It's it's terrible.
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: How far away is it from like Brooklyn?
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: An hour and a half. Yeah, it took me an hour,
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: hour and twenty minutes to get home yesterday. Yeah, and
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: if it had been an hour and nineteen minutes, I'd
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: have a few more pieces of clothing. Yeah, I'd have
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: a few more items.
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: Did you have to drop? Did you lose any good clothes? No,
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: like any favorites.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: It was like stuff sponsors has just given me. I
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: was like, oh, wear this home.
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's good. It was fucking tough to just
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: ruin a pair of good, good slacks.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: No, I wasn't wearing these shoes though. I couldn't throw
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: out my shoes though.
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: Did they get on your shoes?
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: I don't want to do about it anymore.
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: Where was it was? It? It was going forward? How
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: would it even get on your shoes?
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: It's like you know, when, uh, where is your as well?
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: I'm already my ship is offset left. But it's like
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: when you.
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: Know how you could be how you could possibly get
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: shipped on your shoes, so the one place you can't
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: get shipped, it's.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: Like you know when bank robbers open up a bag
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: of marked bills kind of and it's just like the
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: blue dye just.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: So it was going forward.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: It was like it was like the it was like
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: the artist representations of when the submarine imploded. How like
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: everything imploded and then fully exploded. It might have been
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: it might have got on like the top of my head.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: Oh man, it was completely preposterous.
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: A brand new building, right, and there's only what it like,
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: there's like four people live in the building.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: No, it's a big s building.
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: Woh, I thought you were on that like fucking one floor.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: Your whole whole apartment's one floor.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, my apartments not that crazy.
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: Come over so so Francis and I know.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: I stated at a hotel that I thought was going
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: to be nice while I was in Oakland. It was
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: called the Claremont, but uh, it was like it was
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: built in the eighteen hundreds. It was like it was
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: like a European it was like a castle. It really was.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: It was like built by like an oil baron or
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: some shit. It was like a fucking castle, and I
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: thought it was going to be fucking sweet, but I
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: just felt like Rapunzel in this tiny room. And Dude,
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: it made me realize that I think that California smells bad.
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: I think you were at San Fran well, but I'm
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: saying the smell that I smelled in this old hotel
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: in California is a smell that I've smelled all over
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: LA and like whatever any older building that I go
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: to in LA. I don't know if it's like the
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: type of wood they have there, or like the tanned
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: skin that's been scraped off of people's bodies that's sitting
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: in all the carpet, but there's a familiar Los Angeles
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: or that like smell to me that I also smelled
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: in San Fran that I've smelled in like so many
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: old places, and it's different than stinky old New York buildings.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: Stinky old New York buildings have their own smell, but
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: there's like a specific California smell. I wish I knew
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: if it was a real thing, but it has to be.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: There has to be some reason why all these buildings
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: stink the same.
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the Pacific smell.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: Do you think it's the like the ocean.
• 41:41
  Speaker 5: Everything that we stayed in this past week was on
• 41:43
  Speaker 5: the water. We used to be dealing with East coast
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: Atlantic stuff.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it could be a different stink to the water.
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: The dog somebody, Yeah, damn. Yeah, there definitely was a
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: fucking execution. I don't know what it is.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: That's google it right now.
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: Why literal just you can't see stars.
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: Of this La and bacon. Oh that sounds.
• 42:05
  Speaker 5: Like, uh, can't see anything if you look up and
• 42:10
  Speaker 5: then like, uh.
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: What is that from the fires?
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: Just smug and then everyone looked at you with like
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: aquarium eye. I called it. It's like looking for famous
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: people just walking by.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah in La La. I'm not a big La guy.
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it sucks. After the Super Bowl.
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• 43:21
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• 43:23
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• 43:27
  Speaker 1: It sucks.
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: We stayed next to the hotel we stayed in for
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: the Super Bowl. Yeah, in that stupid ass area of
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: LA where it's like if you step one one step outside,
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: you're on the steepest hillway.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, oh yeah.
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: I couldn't go down. I just walked back and forth
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: that how was there Tuesday and now we'll go back
• 43:44
  Speaker 4: to but like that whole strip.
• 43:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah you just did last You couldn't go down the
• 43:48
  Speaker 5: hill because it was like an eighty eight degree angle.
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I forgot about how steep that was.
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: You're just that on a bluff. You're just at like the.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: It's West Hollywood. Yeah, you're just runner the store right.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: And we were across the street from this.
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys drop in. Uh, we were about to.
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: We did a quick roast battle. Yeah, was there anyone there?
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Burley, uh uh job Santino, Bert Norman, Oh really yeah,
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: I ever heard of them. Yeah, it's good ship, man,
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: those guys are good. They let me do ten nice
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: It was love different crowds.
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you know, it's different out there.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: I know exactly how it's different out there.
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: Guys. What's up with the fucking smell in this city?
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: Huh la is stinky?
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: Right? Everything smells so weird here.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: I swear to fucking god, dude. My old apartment smelled
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: the same as the fucking Paramount Studios that I worked
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: up in there smelled the same as this hotel smelled
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: the same as every like all old ship out there
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: smells the same. And I don't know if anyone else
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: has noticed it or feels it, but like, there's no
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: way that this fucking Berkeley hotel should smell the same
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: as a fucking hotel in Los Angeles. There's no I
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: need to get to the bottom of this stinky ass state.
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: We'll get so, we'll get to we'll get some people.
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: I'll do a little investigation.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: California stinks, bro, Make it as the title, and we'll
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: see if we can catch any fucking any smellologists.
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: Catch some heat. Little clickbait action there.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a little clickbait at that fucking you know in
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: the Algo throw it in a on a reel.
• 45:24
  Speaker 7: Carson, California has been sickened by a noxious smell of
• 45:28
  Speaker 7: rotten egg for months.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: It is it sulfurush? No, and it wasn't. It doesn't
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: feel recent. I've been there. It's years over years, and
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: I used to enjoy it when I liked la. Now
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: it reminds me of fucking broken dreams. Yeah, fuck, been there, man,
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: All of your dreams are still intact. You've never dreamt
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: something that's not still a possibility in your life.
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: Many nights in that Paramount studio, just grinding on the
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: Paramount lot. Yeah, night for own you on location today.
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: I did spend late nights in that bitch. Bro.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: They'd send everybody home. They'd be like, oh, did just
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: stay late? We need to rewrite all this, yeah, like
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: we need our top guy here. You're joking, bro? Is
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: it a stinking armpit with cabbage.
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: That actually sounds very familiar.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: No, it's like fucking it's like the shaved bottom of
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: a foot of somebody who spent uh a yoga man.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: You know what it was about. It was haunted.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: You think that's what it is? What it was, it
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: was the smell of the ghost ghosts smell.
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: Really, that's like one of the big things. It's they're
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: they're freezing and then they stink like dead people. Really, yeah,
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: it did. I mean that's probably what it was. Because
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: you were talking about demons a couple episodes. I have
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: been talking about demons and then you ship yourself. That
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: was probably the demon. The demon probably had to make
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: room in your body for himself.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: Here's gonna be me or this ship.
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we liquidated your insides.
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: And now he's living in there. I would have I'd
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: welcome a demon just like I said before.
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: It fucked stinky hotels for the rest of your life. Damn.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: That is actually one of that That would be one
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: of the worst punishments that you could get. Whenever people
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: are like, would you rather like have a penis on
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: your forehead or like have stinky hotels? Stinky hotel sounds like,
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: hell yeah.
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: I've only had one stinky hotel ever, and it was
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: in Providence and it was like an overwhelming cleaning supply smell,
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: like smelled like someone died in my room. And then
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: they just emptied a gallon of like lemon for breeze
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: in my room.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: Stinky hotels are traumatic because you can remember. I can remember,
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: like I had a stinky hotel in Portland, Maine. There
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: was a stinky hotel I had in Philadelphia one time.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: You remember every stinky hotel you'll ever go into.
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: The Chicago one that it sounds like literal human shit.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: That's oh oh yeah, the lobby smelled like a sneeze,
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: but like a butt sneeze.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: I remember going down to the lobby in Providence and
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: being like, my room smells like lemon, and they were like, shit, man,
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: everything smells like lemon in this bitch. And I was like,
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: well no. I was like, but my room like really.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: Smells welcome Rhode Island.
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I was like no, like you could smell it.
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: When I remember, I turned to the corner out of
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: the out of the elevator and I was like, what
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: the fuck is that smell? And then I'm just getting
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: closer and closer to my room. And I'm like, it's
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: coming from the room that I'm staying in.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: It's probably lie. It's probably like the thing that they
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: used to like cover up the smell of decomposing body.
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: That's what I said, Yeah, it's that's what it smelt like.
• 48:36
  Speaker 6: Li.
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: It smellt like something that they were like, we have
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: to use an overwhelmingly strong smell to combat the dead
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: bodies in the walls.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: Bro On my flight back yesterday, someone must have done
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: a madness and a badness in the toilet, a combination,
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: and they fucking they put like bags of coffee in there.
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: It was before I even shit myself. Dude, I would
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: have loved to ship myself in there in a bag
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: of coffee and then the bags off. You weren't doing enough,
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: so they wet the bags of coffee to make them
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: more fragrant. I've never seen anything like that. They were
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: fucking trying to unleash the smell of the coffee.
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: That's crazy. Why don't they just get I was gonna say,
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: why don't they just get a match or something? They
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: just get a lighter, Yeah, they just light a mat.
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: Why don't you just light a bomb up on the plane?
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: Make all the smells go.
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: That smell real quick.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they would, That's what they were trying to do
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: on their mind. So what what uh? What's the future
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: hole for you? Sass?
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: What do you got coming up? Bro? I'm much just
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: been busy as a motherfucker, been busy. I have to
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: yogat two shows tonight, that shows all week.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because people people are seeing the pedigree at this point,
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: they're like, oh shit, Sass, that that fucking now. It's
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: usually low right now.
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: I'll get like a couple of spots and then there'll
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: be one week where I have like every single night.
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: That breaks my fucking heart. No, I'm that's fucking awesome.
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: Start using their your your connections there and book people
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: for this show.
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: For this show. Yeah, I don't know a lot of
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: heavy hitters, brother, Yes you do. No, I don't. I don't.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: It doesn't have to be heavy hitters. I just want
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: funny people. Because we're getting ready for the ramp up.
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: Totally, We're gonna Understoore Radio collab.
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're actually also announcing we're going to be coming
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: out at the same time as the Act and Barstool Radio.
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: Are Son of a Boy Dad Live five days a
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: week one to two pm, one to two to three
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: to four Eastern Standard time.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: Whenever we see an uptake in other people's numbers of
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: when they're recording, will also hop on then wheel show.
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: Yes, I'm surprised they don't actually do that. I'm surprised
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: they're not, like the act does Well, Everyone's Everyone's podcast
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: should go at one to two. That's like, that's their logic,
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: that's the mindset of things around here. The I genuine like,
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: do we know who came up with the idea to
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: have two hundred and ten Facebook posts today? Or was
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: that just some random person?
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: Gillian Wallow? Do well, have you guys considered.
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: Being black Tyler gold Strong? Wait?
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: Is that the new guy that everyone's talking about?
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: No, he's been here, a different guy. He's good people.
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: Though out and about. Does well? Have you guys considered
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: sucking each other off?
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: Classic? Classic? They're gay? Mean girls? Says well Bron Have
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: you ever considered getting in a nasty divorce? Oh? Fuck no,
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: I haven't just riffs. It's all jokes.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: It's all jokes. Those girls know, we fucking love them
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: like sisters.
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: Like sisters, would never let anyone hurt them, don't comment
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: mean stuff about them. It's hurtful. The inside of my
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: pen is scratched and it's quite frustrating.
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: What the fuck does that mean?
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Somehow it's got scratched all here.
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: The inside of your pen. Why do you even care
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: what the hell's going on with the inside of your pen?
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: Whether he's you gotta clean it every night and make
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: sure it doesn't.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: Jam thanks jamming on you.
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: Worst thing that could happen to a comedian is someone.
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: Taking away this best weapon that you have is the
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: comedian is.
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: The most powerful fucking tool in my box. Brother.
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, now that Dave owns barstool, we're gonna have to
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: all turn in our phones.
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: Sorry, pen, You guys must be real pissed to see
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: me break one of these things out. Jokes, a lot
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: of them incoming. Really is you just.
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: Need one pen? But what was keeping you from doing that?
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: Using that pen right before, right before the sale, you
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: had all the opportunity in the world to use that pen.
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: Now you're using the pen now.
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: Now is not the time to break out the pen.
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: Now we're free, we could finally use pens again. Jokes
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: are legal here at the fucking stool. The pirate Ship
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: is back. Yeah, that's fucking nice to be back in
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: this bitch, except for I gotta go to California. Yeah,
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: that's on Thursday, rough and rowdy on Friday, that'll be sweet.
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: And then next week is the Barstool Awards.
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and we got the fucking Case Race and we
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: got Stu's house on Tuesday. That's gonna blow. The The
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: Case race will be fun. But then having to like
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: at night like that, I need to lay in bed
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: until five pm. Yeah, I can't be up at nine
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: am taking a bus to Stu's house.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: That's what we gotta do.
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, STUDI lives at fucking JFK, I know, dude, And
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: then we gotta fucking.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: Thank got him off the lic email, I know.
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: And then we gotta fucking fly out to Boston put
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: on a goddamn performance performance of a lifetime Barstool Awards.
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's a good idea. I gotta figure out
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: what I'm gonna do. I gotta get a suit. Yeah,
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: you're fucked. And you guys, have you ever worn a suit? Yeah?
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: When I don't know, you've never worn.
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: A suit before. You've worn khaki pants and like a
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: blue blazer I guarantee that's the extent of it.
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna get a Kings of Comedy suit.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: Stacy Adams suit, like a wide shoulder like pink Kiden
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: stripe suit, real bat suit with like a lubaiton fedora
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: with like the red underbrim.
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: That's I'll just get a suit right, skin tight.
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, portnoy is gonna be pissed if
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: you're not in there in a suit. I now, don't
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: tell anyone I heard portnois coming in tomorrow.
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: Really yeah.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: Actually Erica told me, and she was like, don't tell anyone.
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: I heard that as well. Actually Nick told me. He said,
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: I heard portn noois making a surprise.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: Visit this week and everyone knows about it. I know whatever,
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: by the time this comes out, we will have been
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: late and fired already.
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: I know that's gonna suck.
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: Hey, monkey see monkey do.
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: Monkey, see monkey do. What time are you gonna get
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: in tomorrow?
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: Davey moves to Florida. I moved to Florida.
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: What time are you gonna get in?
• 55:09
  Speaker 4: I'm not leaving tonight?
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, true, can't risk it.
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: I'm not bro I'm not leaving. He gave his I'm
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: not leaving speech. I'm about to give him, and I'm
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: not leaving speech back. Minci's back in the bitch too.
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: I really don't What time are you gonna get in?
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: You're really thinking about it? Yeah, I just got ship
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: all night and I gotta come in at fucking eight am.
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: Dude, you did come in at eight am on the
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: other day.
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: It was terrible.
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: What time did you get in nine before?
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: Did you get in before nine?
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: Now? I got him like right at nine and why that? Yeah,
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: something like that to pretend that you're working, that's what
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: everyone's doing. I know. No one's working. No one's nothing
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: to do with what has not called. There's nothing to
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: do at eight am. I know, I know, Like what
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: am I gonna do? There's nothing literally no news.
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: There's no news to cover, even if you were like
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: assiduously blocked.
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: I know, no, I know, I know. So it's like,
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: but then it's like you gotta be here because you
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: want to like prove something to Daddy. I just don't
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: want to get yelled at.
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: He didn't yell at you.
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: I just don't. I don't want to get yelled at,
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: and I don't want to have people be like, where's
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: sas Well, Nate's gonna do that no matter what fucking
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: Vivla stool accounts. Sas didn't show up until nine o
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: three today.
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: Deek Zucker woke up like the undertaking.
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm back. I know, Yeah, I don't know. I
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: just don't. I mean, I'll be There were people that
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: were getting in pre eight that day. Dude, Tommy got
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: here at like seven forty five. Tommy, I texted Tommy,
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: I'll redo the message I texted him at I texted
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: him at seven eighteen in the morning. I said what
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: time are we getting in today? And he said, I'll
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: probably be there around eight thirty and then and then
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: I said, for real, question mark, because I was like,
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: that's insane eight thirty.
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: Dave was not in the office that day.
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: No, he never came in.
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: Everybody he was on a plane to Miami.
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: And then he said, yeah, I know. They said yeah,
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: but I don't know what other people will do. And
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: I said, well, I guess I'll go in at eight
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: thirty two. And then he texted me at seven forty
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: five leaving now I'm still in bed. At this point,
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: I was like, I thought we were getting in at
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: eight thirty.
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: No, shit, you're still in bed.
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: And then he goes and then I said, you're fucking
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: with me, and he said, I'll probably be there around
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: eight fifteen, And I said, why are you going to
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: the office at seven forty five? Dude?
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: The best thing about having this fake job of ours
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: is that it's fake. Yeah, and when you start pretending
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: that it's real, it takes away all the benefits of
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: having a fake job.
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: It is funny too, how people are acting like that
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: normal jobs get to the office at seven am. No
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: one's jobs get in. It's no one goes to work
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: at seven I know.
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: And everybody started the last year.
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, they all, They all fucking They wake
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: up at nine am. They put their mouse hovering clicker
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: on to make it appeal like they're online, and then
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: they sit there and spend.
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: Nine hours on Reddit being like people at barstool aren't
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: working enough.
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: The fuck aren't you working harder for It's also just like,
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: I don't know, I feel like it's so I don't
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: know how it's so hard to understand that it's just
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: weird hours. We didn't leave yesterday until like eight a
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: and eight eight pm.
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: There's also Uh, like there's a a diminishing return on
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: trying to do funny stuff. Yeah, like you can't, just dude.
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: That's why I'm excited about. Like I'm going to miss
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: the act obviously, but like I'm excited in some ways
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: about not having to like scrape the bottom of my
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: mind every day.
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: Trying to find something to talk about. Yeah.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: I think that it's gonna be way more natural to
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: just have like a free flowing conversation a couple of times.
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: It could be more dense with funny shit instead of
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: being like I need a camera on me at all times. Yeah,
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: definitely for a vlog or some shit like that. Totally, totally, man,
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: you know the fucking drill though, All right, what's there?
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: What's ther time at? You gotta be over an hour
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: fifty five long?
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: Ads.
• 59:17
  Speaker 4: New out of Order.
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: Will be out the same day as this.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: Definitely check out that election video too. New out of
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: Order Pepe.
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: Pod Rough and Rowdy this weekend, Rough and Rowdy this
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: week you're saying it's going to be the biggest ever. Yeah,
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: and you're canceling all your tour dates. No, no, but
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: I don't have anything coming up, so yes you do. No,
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: I don't. Here's some stuff Chicago that's sorry, really sold out,
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: clean Slate.
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: Let me do five, Let me do five at the
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: top of the Shytown Show.
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: Sure, all right, we'll see guys next week. Thank you.