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HOW TO CHANGE YOUR MAN!! · Relatables

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  Speaker 1: Coming up on Relatables, What did you try and change
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  Speaker 1: about a man his lack of six pack? We got,
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  Speaker 1: we gotta praise the get your man healthy, but come on,
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  Speaker 1: six pack of true?
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  Speaker 2: Everyone's all girls out there are like, I want a dad,
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  Speaker 2: but I want a dad. But you're lying. You're lying.
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  Speaker 2: If you don't want to set a washboard, abs girl,
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  Speaker 2: you can fucking wash your clothes on the back of
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  Speaker 2: the Old Times in a river.
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  Speaker 3: It's soap up on that ship.
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  Speaker 2: All you want to do is feel the bumps and grooves.
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  Speaker 3: I know you do.
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  Speaker 2: Relatables podcast is hosted by myself, Jake Craig aka Daddy
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  Speaker 2: and my rubbing to my batman, Oddie Clark aka Mummy.
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  Speaker 1: Last time you said that, I don't know if I
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  Speaker 1: fucking like that, eh, I didn't pick up pick up.
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  Speaker 3: On the last time he said it. Yeah, last time.
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  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure you agreed.
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  Speaker 1: Because I think I was just in the zone of
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  Speaker 1: saying mummy and daddy, But you said, Robin to my batman,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, man. I'll cop mummy because I can
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  Speaker 1: talk about my feelings. But Robin to my batman, you agreed.
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  Speaker 1: Last on What's don't go back on your words, what's
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  Speaker 1: the better duo that's equal? We're all about a quality here,
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  Speaker 1: made about a duo that's equal? A not Batman and
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  Speaker 1: Robin sound like a bitch. Robin's a vital part of
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  Speaker 1: the team. Okay, I don't want to be Robin, right,
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  Speaker 1: you're you? What about the Jarvis to my Tony Stark
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  Speaker 1: SpongeBob and Patrick SpongeBob. You know you're more Patrick, but
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  Speaker 1: I'm SpongeBob. Why just because thays you are annoying intellectual intellectual?
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  Speaker 1: SpongeBob intellectual compared to Patrick. He lives under a rock mate.
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  Speaker 3: Compared to Patrick.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, guys, now that we've established it, I'm SpongeBob. I
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  Speaker 1: want to I wanted to start off, but I g
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  Speaker 1: question of the week. What did you try and change
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  Speaker 1: about a man?
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  Speaker 3: We're back. We're doing it again.
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  Speaker 1: We did this a couple of weeks ago, and it
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  Speaker 1: was so good that we had to do it twice.
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  Speaker 1: I had to, all right, want me to kick it off? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what did you try and change about a man? His
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  Speaker 1: skinny jean error?
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  Speaker 2: Please tell me it worked?
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  Speaker 3: Please tell me it worked? As a male? We all
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  Speaker 3: went through this era.
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  Speaker 2: Did you God?
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  Speaker 3: If you're a bit of a pioneer of the old
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  Speaker 3: wide pants.
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  Speaker 2: I definitely have worn skinny jeans before, but I will
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  Speaker 2: proudly say I went to the baggy dogs very early
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  Speaker 2: in the friendship group.
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  Speaker 3: You did you did? I will proudly say that I
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  Speaker 3: think I was. I was a bit of an earlier one.
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't say you were late, like I wouldn't say
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  Speaker 2: you were wearing skinny jeans like late.
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  Speaker 3: But they're still ask some friends in our friendship group.
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  Speaker 1: YEA, the ripped jeans that are quite tired on the
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  Speaker 1: old quadriceps.
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  Speaker 3: Not good.
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  Speaker 2: I saw a video and it was a girl saying
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  Speaker 2: dates really mad at me because I told him to
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  Speaker 2: drop me home because he was wearing these jeans and
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  Speaker 2: it was those jeans with like a rip skinny and
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  Speaker 2: then they also had like that that pattern of like
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  Speaker 2: the crunchiness or whatever. And I was like, good on
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  Speaker 2: you back in the day. Oh really, I reckon, there's
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  Speaker 2: I think my mum bought them for me.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I'm trying to think if I had a pair of them,
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  Speaker 2: or if I just had like the classic skinny with holes.
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  Speaker 2: There's got to be a photos I had both what
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  Speaker 2: did you try and change about him his victim mentality? Oh?
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  Speaker 3: Meaning like, oh what does it poor me? The world
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  Speaker 3: out to get me?
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  Speaker 2: Shut up, my god, get over it?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, wells houn to get everyone fair. Yeah, it's not
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  Speaker 3: just you, it's howd to get everyone?
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  Speaker 1: What did you try and change about him to be
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  Speaker 1: a better text that's also?
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  Speaker 3: I hope it worked. How are you good at texting
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  Speaker 3: now you have a girl? Am I good at texting?
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  Speaker 2: Now?
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  Speaker 3: That have a girlfriend? I text her back because you
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  Speaker 3: used to say like, oh no, no, no, no, no no.
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  Speaker 2: I was never a bad texter. I just hate texting
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  Speaker 2: and I would prefer a voice message.
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  Speaker 1: True, true, true, but I I do recall in my mind. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you wouldn't reply very quickly.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. No, true. But you're good now?
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm good now, I'm good now, I'm good now.
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  Speaker 2: I'm good with I'm good with my girlfriend.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just not good with everyone else. She changed.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, No, I'm good with her because I actually want
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  Speaker 2: to talk to her, but I'm not good with everyone else.
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  Speaker 2: You can wait, you're fuck What did you try and
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  Speaker 2: change about him him not brushing his teeth?
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  Speaker 3: Hopefully that changed?
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  Speaker 2: Hopefully Why did you even try and change it. Girl,
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  Speaker 2: that should have been a red flag from the start,
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  Speaker 2: and I should have left.
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  Speaker 3: Your kiss in that mouth. You brea the breath.
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  Speaker 2: Imagine the breath, and imagine like the build up of
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  Speaker 2: the white placky shit.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it looks sometimes it's with people.
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  Speaker 2: It looks like you can get a chisel and knock
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  Speaker 2: it off, and it's the grossest thing in the world.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, there was a girl that used to work
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  Speaker 2: and my girlfriend's work, right, she quit, but she works
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  Speaker 2: there long enough for me to meet her. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 2: And because I was slightly taller than her, she could see.
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  Speaker 3: I could see damn while she was talking.
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  Speaker 2: And let me tell you, it looked like I could
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  Speaker 2: put my hand in there and just pick it up.
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  Speaker 2: It looked like it was a mouthpiece. It looked like
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  Speaker 2: it was fake teeth. But they made him look ugly
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  Speaker 2: on purpose.
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  Speaker 1: I feel bad. Sometimes it's probably down to like her
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  Speaker 1: parents not teaching how to brush your teeth properly.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, though, you get told all the time,
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  Speaker 2: even on the ads on TV.
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  Speaker 3: Nine out of ten dentists say you should brush your
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  Speaker 3: teeth twice a day.
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  Speaker 2: You know that tenth one shouldn't be a dentist, but
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  Speaker 2: nine out.
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  Speaker 3: Of ten, I don't know. It's fucking ridiculous. I don't
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  Speaker 3: know why she tried to change that either. No, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I think you should have left.
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  Speaker 1: What did you try and change in a man that
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  Speaker 1: the de Lulu could be the tru Lulu?
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  Speaker 3: He's been all real, like, come on, let's get serious that.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think. That's not how things work. And you're like,
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  Speaker 3: let me live, Oh Lulu.
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  Speaker 2: What did you try and change about him? His skid marks?
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  Speaker 3: Please hope you did. That's the first thing I check.
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  Speaker 1: If I had to take a shit in my girlfriend's place, like,
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  Speaker 1: turn like a flush, turn around like and then use
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  Speaker 1: that little brushing next to it.
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  Speaker 3: I have a confession. I don't know if I've confessed
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  Speaker 3: to this.
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  Speaker 2: Stop me if I have about fresh dating me? My
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  Speaker 2: im fresh? All right, I would like to quickly add
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  Speaker 2: into the start of the story. She will clean her
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  Speaker 2: ears with the cutibs, or she'll use.
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  Speaker 3: Her cutips to wipe off some makeup or whatever. Hey
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  Speaker 3: whatever you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she doesn't throw them in the bin.
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  Speaker 3: She's like, oh, she throws them in the toilet.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, they float? I know they float. And also,
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  Speaker 2: you're not supposed to flush them in the toilet so
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  Speaker 2: they can get stuck in the pipes. That's what I'm
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  Speaker 2: starting the story with. Okay, yeah, okay, fresh dating. I'm
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  Speaker 2: at her place. Her bathroom's downstairs. Up says I'm going.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm going downstairs.
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  Speaker 3: You got a toilet.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not afraid early on to be like, I got
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  Speaker 2: a shit.
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  Speaker 3: You know, just people do it. Everyone does.
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  Speaker 2: And so I go down and take a ship flush
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  Speaker 2: and you know me, I preach, close it, then flush
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  Speaker 2: because of the germs.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, flush, think nothing of it. Wash my hands. Go
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  Speaker 3: back upstairs. We're doing with fucking man. We go do something.
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  Speaker 3: Come back.
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  Speaker 2: A couple of hours later, we're down in there. She
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  Speaker 2: goes to take a pee while we're in her room.
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  Speaker 2: Like her room has the on sweet thing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then she opens the toy.
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  Speaker 2: She starts laughing, and she starts saying she's I don't
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  Speaker 2: even remember what she said, but she starts laughing, and
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, what what what?
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 2: She's like, did you flush earlier? And I was like,
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  Speaker 2: don't tell me there's a nugget in there. Don't tell
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  Speaker 2: me I left a nugget, because I always leave a nugget.
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  Speaker 2: Something about me is I'm just a big fat shitter
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  Speaker 2: and I left a nugget and I go and she goes, nah,
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  Speaker 2: you did it, And I go in clogged it. I
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  Speaker 2: was filled the brim and I was like no, I
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  Speaker 2: was losing my ship.
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  Speaker 3: I was like no, no, and she's laughing and she goes,
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  Speaker 3: don't worry. This happens all the time. And I'm like,
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  Speaker 3: it's because you put fucking Q tips in there.
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  Speaker 2: This is your fault I had to do. She doesn't
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  Speaker 2: have a plunger. Oh, she goes, don't worry, this has
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  Speaker 2: happened before. You have to get a coat hanger, break
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  Speaker 2: it and shove it in.
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  Speaker 3: Oh what the hell?
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  Speaker 2: So I had to get a wire coat hanger, bend
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  Speaker 2: it to break it, fold it out, shove.
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  Speaker 3: It in and it works. This is bonding on a
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  Speaker 3: whole nother. But it was disgusting.
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  Speaker 1: Tell you what I thought you were going to say
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  Speaker 1: to start prefacing the que tips. Yeah, I thought you
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  Speaker 1: were going to say, so he took a ship and
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  Speaker 1: messed up. You left a massive skid mark. But she
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  Speaker 1: didn't have a ah, a toilet brush. So before you
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  Speaker 1: were going to say you got like one of the
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  Speaker 1: queue tips and clean that toilet.
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  Speaker 3: Imagine that I want to use toilet paper for a
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  Speaker 3: cue tip. You idiot, You're weird.
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  Speaker 1: Guy, Get into it because me. What did you try
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  Speaker 1: and change about him? Paying with the door open?
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  Speaker 3: I like doing that? Guilty. I am also guilty of
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  Speaker 3: that all the time. It's also it's like, at least
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  Speaker 3: you know I'm in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, can open
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  Speaker 3: the room like, well, sorry, I haven't angle my body
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  Speaker 3: so you can't see me from the door.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, no reflections going to catch its. Not that
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  Speaker 2: it's big enough anyway, but you do you see that
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  Speaker 2: when I want someone to know that I'm in there,
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  Speaker 2: When I want someone to know I'm in there, I'll
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  Speaker 2: pee into the water.
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  Speaker 3: I'm on my own pee on the side.
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  Speaker 1: Don't want to get a noise, Yeah, especially when you
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  Speaker 1: sleep and pen in side.
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  Speaker 2: What did you try and change about him his job
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  Speaker 2: so he could earn more money?
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  Speaker 3: Facts girl, fact girl. You want to be a stay
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  Speaker 3: at home girlfriend, you go get him to earn that brand.
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  Speaker 3: What did you try and change about him? No foreplay,
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  Speaker 3: no for play.
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  Speaker 2: That's the best part.
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  Speaker 3: I think he didn't do full play.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you wanted to add some four play.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the best part for you?
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  Speaker 2: What's not the best part. But it's like the build up.
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  Speaker 2: It's like I think that it's because you know you're
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  Speaker 2: going to get set. It's like I love the foreplay
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  Speaker 2: part because it's the build up of it.
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  Speaker 3: Like he said, yeah, you know you're gonna get said yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I think that's where when the drell and starts to hit.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 2: What did you try and change about him? Him liking
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  Speaker 2: girls on Instagram?
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  Speaker 1: I think we said that one said that we doubled up,
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  Speaker 1: but fact we got to say we got to say
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  Speaker 1: it twice.
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  Speaker 3: What did you try and change about him? His type?
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  Speaker 3: Oh you weren't his tied? Yeah, didn't work.
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  Speaker 2: What did you try and change about him? Thought I
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  Speaker 2: could make him fall in love so deep he wouldn't
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  Speaker 2: move overseas for two plus years dot dot dot he left.
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  Speaker 1: It's let her be de Lulu. We back you go
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  Speaker 1: for it, go for it? Going off Instagram again? What
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  Speaker 1: did you try and change about him? His Instagram? I
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  Speaker 1: wonder if he means his feed or his actual or
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  Speaker 1: his following.
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  Speaker 3: Who was he following?
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  Speaker 1: Or is like aesthetically pleasing photos he posted? True guys
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  Speaker 1: don't think about that girls do that. Girls are even
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  Speaker 1: post a reel and then they'll put a cover photo
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  Speaker 1: on the reel that's not even part of the reel,
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  Speaker 1: so it looks good on their feet.
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  Speaker 3: Crazy. That's me that we've got followers, dounds that follows.
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  Speaker 3: There's an order and like I see a lot of
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  Speaker 3: influencers they do.
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  Speaker 1: You can pick a cover photo for like the reels
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  Speaker 1: they post, like it, n it's pretty one, something like
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  Speaker 1: that look really good.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think we don't pick anything. No, we don't
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  Speaker 3: pick a thing.
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  Speaker 2: We just let it land or whatever. I just let
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  Speaker 2: it land and do anything. I don't give a shit. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's part of the thing. What did you try and change?
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  Speaker 2: About him waking up thirty minutes before the desired wake
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  Speaker 2: up time just to hit snooze four times. I hate that,
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  Speaker 2: And he says, come on, just wake up on time.
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  Speaker 3: My girlfriend does that? Hey does she so off it?
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  Speaker 3: When I'm over.
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  Speaker 1: She's sort of changing, but she would just because she
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  Speaker 1: can fall back asleep, whereas if I hear want alarm,
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  Speaker 1: I'm awake.
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  Speaker 3: Oh I can fall back asleep. No, I'm good.
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  Speaker 1: So she's one and ten minutes later, another one ten
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  Speaker 1: minutes later, and I'm like, what are you doing to
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  Speaker 1: set one for like eight o'clock?
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  Speaker 3: That's so funny.
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  Speaker 2: I literally this morning, I snoozed mine three times this morning,
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  Speaker 2: but I didn't fall back asleep. I just snoozed it
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  Speaker 2: to like remind me to get up. I was just
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  Speaker 2: sitting there like resting because I was on my own,
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  Speaker 2: so I didn't care.
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  Speaker 3: But if I'm with my girlfriend, I'll wake up. I
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  Speaker 3: just forget to get up.
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  Speaker 2: I was just like because I didn't want to fall
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  Speaker 2: back to sleep. I was because if I fell back asleep
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  Speaker 2: that I wouldn't woke up to you got it?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, like what are you doing? I would have been rushing.
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  Speaker 3: It would have been fucking annoyed with myself. That's why
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  Speaker 3: I didn't get any dilemmas.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't pick any dilemmas because that's I thought, what
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  Speaker 1: did you try and change about him? His lack of
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  Speaker 1: six pack?
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  Speaker 3: We got.
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  Speaker 1: We gotta praise the getting your man healthy, but come on,
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  Speaker 1: six pack of true.
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  Speaker 2: Six Everyone's or girls out there are like, I want
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  Speaker 2: a dad, but I want a dad boy.
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  Speaker 3: You're lying, You're lying.
• 12:38
  Speaker 2: If you don't want to set a washboard abs girl,
• 12:40
  Speaker 2: you could fucking wash your clothes on the back of
• 12:42
  Speaker 2: the Old Times in a river.
• 12:44
  Speaker 3: It's soap up on that ship.
• 12:45
  Speaker 2: All you want to do is feel the bumps and grooves.
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  Speaker 3: I know you do.
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, pillows if you're laying on stomachs that have six packs.
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  Speaker 3: Fuck yeah. All right, that's the start of the episode.
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  Speaker 3: We've got a big episode coming up. Enjoy the rest
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  Speaker 3: of it.
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: All right, up next, Jake, I want to talk a
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  Speaker 1: little bit about imposter syndrome, and I want to ask, firstly,
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  Speaker 1: did you think it's a very relatable thing to so
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  Speaker 1: Imposter syndrome is sort of like you get maybe someone
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  Speaker 1: get a promotion in job, or you get somewhere a
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  Speaker 1: little bit higher, and you get there and you're like, fuck,
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  Speaker 1: I don't deserve to be here, and you're like I'm
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  Speaker 1: not good enough, that I'm not good enough, feeling and
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  Speaker 1: you just sort.
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  Speaker 3: Of always underqualified. Yeah, you're doubting yourself all the time.
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  Speaker 3: Do you reckon? That's relatable? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I have
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  Speaker 3: to be surely.
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  Speaker 2: I think you've got to be slightly narcissistic in ways
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  Speaker 2: to benefit yourself. But I feel like you've got to
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  Speaker 2: be like sometimes if you truly believe you belong there.
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  Speaker 3: You're stronger than I am.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I know. And so here's where it comes
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  Speaker 1: into me and then we can relate it to everyone.
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  Speaker 1: So recently, very grateful the pot he's doing very very well,
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  Speaker 1: but very over critical on myself, I think. And because
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: I edit the podcast, I noticed very very little things
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  Speaker 1: and I don't know. I just got in my own head,
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: like last week with my speech, because I often mumble
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  Speaker 1: and like I say a word that's not the correct thing.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone understands what I'm saying, but I'll say the wrong thing.
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  Speaker 1: And like this past week, I was like doubting my confidence.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, what the fuck's wrong with me? Like
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  Speaker 1: up until a prior, I was like completely fine, ah.
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  Speaker 3: And I don't know what it was.
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  Speaker 1: And I was just like in my own head, and
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  Speaker 1: I've came down to it, I was like, what am
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: I talking about. I've been doing this flat two years.
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: I've been grinding, Like I'm good at what I do.
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: You can, it's evident by the listeners we're getting. Yeah,
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah blah lah lah.
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: But I was just like that's so relatable.
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: I'm just doubting myself out of absolutely nowhere for absolutely
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: no reason.
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: And I've always talked like this my whole life, like
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: I can't really change that.
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And has anyone ever said to you like, fuck
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: you mumble?
• 14:48
  Speaker 3: No?
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: Not really, No, It's just me being an imposter in myself.
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: I'm like, why is the human nature so fucked about
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: ourself that we could never be like grateful for the
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: position we're in. Why can't I just be like I'm
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: a beast, I could be here.
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: Well, the funny thing about that is is so once
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: you start to, like they say, you take a photo
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: of yourself and you zoom in on it, that's when you,
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: like and you can really dissect what you look like
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: or even like, I'll look at myself in the mirror
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: and I know for a fact, and I hate it.
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: My face is lopsided, dude, I swear to you. I
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: don't know if it's a fucking hallucination or a what's
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: it called when like a whatever you call it. I
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: swear literally, I swear to God this I and like
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: this part of my mouth is slightly lower than the
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: other side. But I don't want to look at you
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: now because I'm fucking insecure, all right, Yeah, but I am. Also,
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: what I was getting at was because you edit the podcast.
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: Of whatever one listens to, and then I had all
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: of the clips.
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you have more time to like dissect everything about yourself.
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: And I guarantee you that you don't dissect what I do. No,
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: you only dissect what you do, don't you? Or do
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: you do both? I probably do myself one hundredercent more. Yeah,
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: I do a little bit of you sometimes.
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, when we're reading something, I make us both sound
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: how much had anything to do for me? Not as much,
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: but but but bringing it back to everybody, I feel like,
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: even when I was playing soccer, anything you get, you
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: get in a position where you don't feel like you're
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: meant to be there, and it comes back down to that.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: I often, I really believe in this saying it's like
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: fake it till you make it. Yeah, okay, even though
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: some people think we've made it. But that's relatable in
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: any type of any fashion, Like you're in a position
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: that you're like, fuck, everyone's like, I don't know, everyone's
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: better at me a podcast, in this job, everyone's better.
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: I'm like, just faked a. I think that's a good idea.
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: We have a friend actually, I'm he probably wouldn't care
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: to said his name, but I won't say this in case.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: But so, we have a friend that's just starting like a.
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: Little media business and he he bought.
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: Some equipment and he's just been going and like knocking
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: on businesses doors and he was like offering free stuff.
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: And then now he's literally two weeks in and he's
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: got two pad clients I think definitely one, maybe two, Yeah,
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: definitely one. And he literally just like just started teaching
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: himself how to edit, how to like fly a drone,
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: how to get good camera.
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: Shots and admirable.
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: And he also would have just been I know, he
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: did one for free for a friend's business, and he
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: would have been going into that soa blind like look,
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: I don't he probably did it for free because he
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: was like, I had no expectations, I'll do my best.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: This is my first one. I guarantee you he has
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: had a million times where he's thought, like in the
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: last two weeks and a million times where.
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: He's like, fuck, I have what am I doing? You know?
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: It's so funny, But also I also thought it was
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: do you think it's because people are overthinkers a lot
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: of the time? He's my example, being so back in
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: the day we talk about getting with the opposite sex
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: a lot of the time. Right, some of our friends
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: aren't quite the intellectual they're not.
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: They're a bit thick.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: They're not very good at chatting, but they don't know
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: they're not very good at chatting because they're so thick.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: And so if I would go up and talk to
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: a girl, I wouldn't do it because I was over
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: think of what I was going to say. I thought
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: I'd make a fool of myself. Whereas our friends were
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: very thick, and he would just say some dumb shit,
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: but he wouldn't know he was dumb and everyone.
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: Would just laugh.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: But I would be overthinking things. And it's sort of
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: the same thing, Like if it's just so because I'm
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: an overthinker, I'm like, fuck, am I being I'm so
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: critical of myself? I was just a little bit like
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: thicker and me like I should be a bit full
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: of myself and just go into it blind and be
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: happy with what I do.
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: And he got a lot of more girls than I did.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: So, but what you're saying is like you're more analytical
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: in the sense of you you realize when people are
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: laughing at you, not with you.
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: He realized.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: He doesn't realize if people are laughing at him. He
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: just is laughing. He thinks they're laughing with yeah, whereas
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: they're laughing at him, and he just laughs along and
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: he's like yeah, he plays it off, yeah, yeah, man, which.
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: Is probably I think that's a better way to be.
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: I wish I could do that.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: Bet you. They don't experience much what's it called. What
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: are we calling this again, imposterive syndrome. I'm trying to
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: think of imposter syndrome I have experienced, And I think
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: the podcast is one where I go through phases where
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: I definitely think, like I think it's where let's we're
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: recording in a few days and I'm trying to think
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: of some content for the podcast, and I'm trying to
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: think of new stuff. I don't want to keep repeating stuff,
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: which I think we're pretty good out. We don't really
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: repeat eat stuff other than like dilemmas and stuff. But
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: that's the thing that people like to listen to. But
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: I want to think of new things for just like
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: kind of funny stuff. And sometimes if I'm struggling to think,
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: I'm just like are we even funny? Are we even
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: good at what we do? And I get in my
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: own head and I think, why the fuck does anyone
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: listen to what we post? And I get so and
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: that's the That's probably one of the times where I
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: feel it. I'm like, why does anyone listen to anything
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: we have to say?
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: But it just comes back down the human nature. Hey,
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: I think that's so reliable everything everybody ever does. You're
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: just like, is that even good?
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: And then in other people's senses of like you're going
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: to a job that you really want and you feel
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: underqualified for it, that must be the most insane feeling
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: of like I don't belong here, but they hired you
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: for a reason.
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: Like, it's it's an interesting thing that we go through.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: Analytical side takeaway is everyone goes through it. I'm hoping
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: I'm out of it now, but.
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: I bet you never will be. I'm just gonna fake
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: it till I make it.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, there's no way that there's people getting asked
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: to host big TV shows and they go up there
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: and they go a this, what why is anyone going
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: to watch this?
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: Because of me? There's no way they're going to watch
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: this because of me. They made a big mistake here.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: I can't believe and get to disappoint everyone.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: There's no way that's not gone through their heads.
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: Funny, it doesn't.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: Then you're the level of narcissistic that's probably perfect for show.
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: Beer, is all.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: They just don't talk about it because they think they
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: have to be that like trophy level person, whereas we
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: are relatables.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just relatables. I'll leave it on that.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: Okay, guys, we're bringing in a fresh news segment. It's
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: gonna be a quick little game that we're going to
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: play every once in a while. We think it's going
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: to be funny.
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: Why am I nervous?
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: Oh, he's a little nervous. He's very rarely nervous. We're
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: gonna be this is what we're gonna do. Okay, we're
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: both going to guess of a price. Okay, what we're
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: gonna do is we're gonna call a cafe local to
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: us in the area. Whatever we're going to say, Hey,
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: playing a game on our podcast. How much was your
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: most recent order? How much did the person spend? But
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: before we do it, so I'm going to guess a
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: number like fifteen dollars eighty and he's going to guess
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: twenty one dollars closest to it wins.
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: It's a little challenge and.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: We're kind of hopefully the first cafe says yes, yeah,
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: so this it's going to be interesting.
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: So we've got a cafe. What's it called South End
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: Social Gospel? South End Social Gospel. This is like, it's
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: funny because it's not even a.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: Frank call, like we're just playing a game.
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: Okay, are you talking to me? Or who do you
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: want to talk? I don't mind you talk.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: You said you don't mind.
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: I was hoping you'd say I do. I'm nervous.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: All right, let's just get the number before we get
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: into it. Jake, how much do you think the last
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: order of the cafe was?
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: So?
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: What time is it?
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: It's like one.
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: Thirty bit after lunch. People could be getting lunch or
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: they could be getting an afternoon coffee. I think I'm
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: going to take a risk and I'm going to say
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: six dollars and fifty cents.
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: That's it. Someone's just got a coffee. The last order
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: was a coffee.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: I'm going nah, it's lunchtime, dude, way more. I reckon like,
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: I just got to get more though, so let's go
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: eighteen dollars okay, cool flat? Yeah, eighteen flat? Are they
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: going to be piste off that we're like calling them
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: to ask?
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: Who cares? Let's see what they say?
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: Okay, good afternoon social, great speaking today.
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: Hey Glen, how's it going mate?
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Living the dream?
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah great. I'm actually on a podcast right now. We're
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: planning a bit of a game.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: Is there any chance you could please tell us what
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: the last how much the last order costs at your cafe?
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: It last order was four dollars four Yes, thank you
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: so much, Glenn, You're a legend. I just lost.
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: I knew it was a coffee that price.
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: It was probably a piccolo.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: Yes, shit, that was fucking beautiful.
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: I knew it. Afternoon coffee.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: Everyone's just had their lunch and they're like, wait, let's
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: get just get.
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: A coffee before we go back to work. What a
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: j though. It was a good bloke. Also, I think
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: what we should start doing is what was that cafe called?
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: We shout it out? It was called South End Social,
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: South End Social. Glen. The way he answers the phone
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: was brilliant. I've never answered a phone like that in
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: my life, even when I worked at.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: A restaurant, all is like, uh, hello hello, I'll be
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: like such and such restaurant.
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: This is jake. That's all I would do.
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: And then even you're like, how are you going to
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: living the dreams down?
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah? That was amazing. He was good. We should get
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: him on. Oh sure, this that was fun. Yeah, that
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: was fun.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: And what the game plan is, We're going to do
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: a few more of these down the track, but eventually
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: we're going to get a listener to guess the price. Yeah,
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: and if the listener gets it within a dollar, we're
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: gonna send them some free merch.
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: Send them some free merch. So that was funny. That
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: was that was very scary? Was that so scary talking
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: to people? Man?
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: Okay, guys, we're gonna finish it off with a quick dilemma.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: Festival dilemma. Oh, my boyfriend is going to a music
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: festival festival with a couple of work friends, both female.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: They know he has a girlfriend now and he talks
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: about me often. But when me and him were on
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: a break once a while ago, one of the girls
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: tried to make a move on him. He said, I
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: can come too, but knows it's not my sort of music,
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: which is right. One of the girls is in a
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: relationship and her boyfriend is also slightly icky about it too,
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: and the one who made a move is now talking
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: to someone. He's reassured me nothing would happen, and it
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: is literally just because they all get on at work
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: and like the same music. He's in his own tent. Basically,
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: even though he's reassured me, whilst he's away for the weekend,
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: I feel nervy. So how can I distract myself?
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: Icky? Wicky, dicky, sneaky, wikky. I don't like it.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: I say, you don't distract yourself, no, because why should
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: you have to do that when your boyfriend is putting
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: him in he's putting himself in a situation that's making
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: you feel icky. It would be slightly, very slightly, very
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: very slightly different if he was going with two girls
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: they both had a boyfriend and while you were on
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: a break, they had never made.
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: A move on him before.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: But I would still disagree going to a festival because
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: he's she said, he's in his own tent. It's more
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: than one day with the opposite sex.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: Why does he even want to though? Like why wouldn't
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: you want to go to a festival with your girlfriend?
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: He said, he said, you can come, but it's not
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: her type of music and she doesn't want to go.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: That sounds like such like a half as stept, like
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: you can come if your one.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can come too, like, but that's just I
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: don't why would you put yourself in that situation?
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: Like, why would you?
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: He knows for a fact obviously you've said something, and
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: he knows for a fact you feel key about it,
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: and he is still going and he's okay with it.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: I would say, yeah, So firstly, I don't think it's
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: right on his part. But if he doesn't see it's
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: a problem, I reckon, just go and cop the bad music?
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: Okay, why not? I was gonna say, breakup with him?
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: It's not really, dude, it's not that bad. You don't
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: think so oh, it's it's bad that like he doesn't
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: see it's a problem.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: I don't think, no, hes to see this as a
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: problem doing his breakup worthy. I do think he's break
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: up with really yeah, I actually do.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: Okay, I different there. I don't think it's breakup worthy.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: I just think it's like disrespectful.
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: For yourself and I know it's not your relationship.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: Put the fact that the hitting on her ones, but yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: why is he I just don't understand why he wants
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: to go.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like if my girlfriend and I once had a
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: break and two and there was two guys that work
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: he's friends with, and one of them tried to she
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: said to me when we got back to such and
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: such tried to make a move on me. And then
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: a few months later she's like, I'm going to a
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: festival with the two dudes.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Oh, you're changing my mind. I'd be like, bitch, you
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: changed my mind. Yeah, I think. Yeah, there's a serious
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: conversation needs to be hard about how this makes you feel.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: And if he does, if he's still going, maybe Jake's
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: option is the best break up with him.
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: Unfortunately, Sorry, it's bad. He's got bad music taste anyway,
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: he's got bad music.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: Unless it's a country music festival, good music test.
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: That's a tricky one.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: Some a guy that would do something like this is
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: always a tough of music. It's like trans music too.
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: There's no way it's not trans festival. To sorry to appropriate,
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: but there's no way it's not a trance festival, and
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: he's like.
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: Thanks for listening. Guys.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: If you want more, hold up, you need more.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys need more. Pay where it's at five
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: dollars a month. It's basically free. I don't know why
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: you haven't become a member yet.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: Dollars seventy five a week twenty.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: Five yeah, don't add extra money. And then we've got
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: two extra tears. If you want extra Dilemma episodes every fortnight,
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: it's like ten bucks. And then if you want a
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: vlog and all the other stuff we just talked about,
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: it's fifteen dollars and the logs are just behind the
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: scenes of Jake and I being ourselves.
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: It's so fun.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: Early access to any merchandise that could possibly be coming
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: out very soon, that is coming out soon.
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: I've got it there. It's not on camera. You can't
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: say that.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: Guess who's going to get first access patreons.
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: But either way, we love you. Thanks for tuning in.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: We'll see ya whenever we see ya.