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The Caulkroach Problem | Son of a Boy Dad #429 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 5: I'm doing I'm doing funny stuff these days, man. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I got some funny things happening.
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  Speaker 2: Hell yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 5: So last night I went to dinner. I went to
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  Speaker 5: this really cool steakhouse, this Argentinian steakhouse called Graciela. Oh
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  Speaker 5: Hotney restaurant. Yeah, hot hot it's the spot, hot spot.
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  Speaker 5: Where is it in New York City West Village.
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  Speaker 3: It's in the West village.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a hot spot.
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  Speaker 5: And we sat down and our tables, naturally, being New York,
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  Speaker 5: were pretty much communal.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, sitting with another group, these two girls that were
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  Speaker 3: to the left of us.
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  Speaker 5: It was me and my buddy, and our table had
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  Speaker 5: a tiny wobble to it, just a tiny wobble, you know,
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  Speaker 5: And for some reason I looked under and I could
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  Speaker 2: And so.
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  Speaker 5: I reached down and I started fixing it myself, and
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  Speaker 5: I got it under and fixed the wobble just as
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  Speaker 5: the staff was coming over to say, oh, do you
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  Speaker 5: need us to do that for you? And I said no, no, no,
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  Speaker 5: I put out all my own fires. And then I
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  Speaker 5: noticed the girls started to smile right, oh interesting, And
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  Speaker 5: I turned to them and I said, I fixed everything
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  Speaker 5: myself in case either of you is looking for a husband.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, and.
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  Speaker 2: They giggled very bold. That was good. Yeah. Well, then
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  Speaker 2: later on with any of them.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't because I didn't know them well enough. Okay, yes,
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  Speaker 5: later on I remember at one point of some of
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  Speaker 5: their food came out and I said, what'd you get?
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  Speaker 5: And they have said what it was? And then they
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  Speaker 5: ate most of it and there was a little bit left,
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  Speaker 5: and I said, you guys going to finish that?
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's a classic classic.
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  Speaker 1: But for you, I was like, no, I don't want,
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  Speaker 1: but you actually did want.
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  Speaker 2: I did want it. I wanted it.
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  Speaker 1: They're just too polite. See, they wanted to sleep with you,
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  Speaker 1: but you're just too much of a damned gentleman.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm husband material.
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  Speaker 1: I'm you're not sleep on the first date type of guy.
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  Speaker 5: They needed me to fix their roof leak, then yes,
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  Speaker 5: I would have been.
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  Speaker 1: Willing, yes, if they needed some cock in their walls,
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  Speaker 1: just not cocking their vagina.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I was just using some cock this weekend, were you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I get the hands of dirty.
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  Speaker 1: What was the guy's name? And what are you insinuating?
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  Speaker 1: He busted all over your hands.
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  Speaker 3: Cockroaches busted into my apartment. I had to cock them
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  Speaker 3: out your.
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  Speaker 2: Cock up there.
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  Speaker 5: Actually, that's how you're doing that. Yeah, you're calking holes.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah it works unbelievably.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you're stealing the exits.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I haven't seen one since.
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  Speaker 1: So you're putting him in a Now you're locking them
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  Speaker 1: in and beating the shit it out of them.
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  Speaker 3: Now, I got a whole routine, whole ritual.
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  Speaker 1: How'd you look up? What to do?
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  Speaker 3: Look up? It's all up here, brother, as a hat rack, I.
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  Speaker 2: Do, I do.
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  Speaker 1: There's no way that you inherently knew exactly what to
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  Speaker 1: do with some roaches.
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  Speaker 3: I've dealt with the roaches before. I've defeated the roaches
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  Speaker 3: plenty of times.
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  Speaker 5: You have never defeated the roaches. They are a recurring
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  Speaker 5: enemy in your life.
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  Speaker 3: This is the hardest they've fought.
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  Speaker 2: I will say that Harry versus the roaches is Israel
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  Speaker 2: versus Palestine. It is a battle that will go.
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  Speaker 1: Forever, well after we're gone.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's really because this is my first time dealing
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  Speaker 3: with the little ones. What are those ones called the
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  Speaker 3: German the Germans. I've never dealt with the Germans before.
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  Speaker 2: Germans.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've only dealt with the big ones, which I'd
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  Speaker 3: prefer the small ones to be honest, because you're.
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  Speaker 1: Gonna need the United States.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we want Germans, the the g I those are
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  Speaker 3: the Germans. So I've been dealing with the Germans only
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  Speaker 3: in the bathroom.
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  Speaker 1: And what is this a game of risk?
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  Speaker 3: And I I because my old apartment I had the
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  Speaker 3: big Johns. The I don't know what the I don't
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  Speaker 3: know what those ones were called.
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  Speaker 1: I think there's a full graph on the left there.
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  Speaker 1: What are the big graphics.
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  Speaker 2: Code probably have the starting five of the cockroad.
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  Speaker 1: The Russians probably.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, something like that. I don't know what they're called.
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  Speaker 2: Giants, giants? You got the giants?
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't think I had the giants. Oh no,
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  Speaker 3: I didn't have nothing like that. If I had those,
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  Speaker 3: I would I would have just I would leave.
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  Speaker 2: Oh they've got wings.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I would just leave the apartment if I had those.
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  Speaker 5: You can't calk the giants out. Just fly around the
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  Speaker 5: long way, come in through the window.
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  Speaker 1: Go knock on the front door, disguise as a maid.
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  Speaker 5: I'll send you a photo of your door dash, so
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  Speaker 5: you open the door and then come right in.
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  Speaker 1: Stomman. They will gift you a big wooden horse. He
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  Speaker 1: doesn't know about that.
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  Speaker 3: He has, of course I have, no, I haven't. But uh,
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  Speaker 3: the so like the the big ones I had in
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  Speaker 3: my old apartment. But it was pretty like. I think
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  Speaker 3: I knew where they were coming in from, and I
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  Speaker 3: had like a gallon jug of raid, and I would
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  Speaker 3: indoor rate of.
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  Speaker 2: Course, had it you just had it slashing around.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, it was a gallon with a hose, like an
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  Speaker 3: automatic hose. So I would walk around the apartment and
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  Speaker 3: I would just just spray, like every it's a barrier.
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  Speaker 3: You're creating a barrier.
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  Speaker 5: I don't even know what to fucking say to you
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  Speaker 5: that you are like powerwashing your apartment with raid. It's
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  Speaker 5: not it's not healthy for you to live in.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, you're mistaken. This is indoor raid. This
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  Speaker 3: is raid specifically for indoor.
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  Speaker 2: I'm telling you that doesn't mean it's good for you
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  Speaker 2: to be like breathing.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I would typically do it before leaving for a
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  Speaker 3: weekend something like that. I usually do it, Yeah, exactly, Okay.
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  Speaker 3: I usually don't do it where I'm just sitting in it.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I know you don't open your windows.
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  Speaker 3: No I do, especially when I after I raid.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's where the roaches are coming from.
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  Speaker 3: No, not the windows, They're coming from below the sink
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  Speaker 3: or some ship. But uh so, usually the gallon jug
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  Speaker 3: I would spray. You know, it's a barrier, and it
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  Speaker 3: sets up the barrier for like up to like three
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  Speaker 3: months or some shit like that.
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  Speaker 1: It's like when you're putting out a forest fire exactly,
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  Speaker 1: burn the tiny brush, yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 3: And it works very well. Like you I would in
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  Speaker 3: my old apartment, I would only ever find a roach
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  Speaker 3: and it would be upside down dead, meaning it died
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  Speaker 3: from poison aka the raid. Never would see them alive.
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  Speaker 3: But at the new apartment, I mean, these are these
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  Speaker 3: little guys are Germans. The Germans are strong. They do
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  Speaker 3: not go down easy, right, they got a lot of
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  Speaker 3: heart them.
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  Speaker 1: Well, they're fighting for something.
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  Speaker 2: Roaches.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's really surprising.
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  Speaker 2: So not happy with how things were left after the.
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  Speaker 1: Last exactly because their economy was destabilized. They want to
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  Speaker 1: make the Germans grade again.
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  Speaker 2: Far too many concessions.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, well, let me tell you they're doing a good job,
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  Speaker 3: but unfortunately I'm doing.
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  Speaker 1: A better job so as you have WMDs exactly exactly.
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  Speaker 3: So I got, I mean I got everything. I got
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  Speaker 3: the I got the roach motels, I got the liquid traps.
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  Speaker 3: The big thing, my new thing this year is the
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  Speaker 3: gel bait. The gel bait is apparently that's what the
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  Speaker 3: top dogs are using, the exterminators are using that. It's
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  Speaker 3: just like a big ass syringe of gel and you
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  Speaker 3: like spray it like you line like cracks with it
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  Speaker 3: where you think they're coming from. And it's a process.
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  Speaker 3: It takes a little bit. You can't expect immediate results.
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  Speaker 3: You gotta wait, wait for the process to you know, work.
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  Speaker 3: They take the gel, they bring it back to the
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  Speaker 3: to the nest. Everyone dies, everyone.
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  Speaker 2: They bring Why do they bring it back to the
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  Speaker 2: nest Because they're rolling in it, they're covered in it.
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  Speaker 3: No, that's just how they operate.
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  Speaker 5: I think what they think. They we found some new
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  Speaker 5: thing and we want to we want to show everyone.
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  Speaker 3: They think it's food, so they bring it.
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  Speaker 2: Why do they think it's food? What do they eat?
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  Speaker 3: Anything?
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  Speaker 2: They eat anything?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? They all they're looking for is water and like crumbs.
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  Speaker 2: So why would they think that gel is food?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. I haven't. I didn't dive that deep
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  Speaker 3: intol Like, what makes.
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  Speaker 5: You have not known what's going on for one second
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  Speaker 5: in this conversation.
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  Speaker 1: This is the most knowledgeable I've ever seen that.
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  Speaker 5: Now, I don't spend a hole in your thought process. No, no,
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  Speaker 5: So it's natural for me to assume you'd have an answer.
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't. Unfortunately I don't. This is very new
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  Speaker 3: to me as well. The gel bait the gel bait.
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  Speaker 3: But so I put the gel bait everywhere because I
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  Speaker 3: have like a I have like a cabinet behind my
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  Speaker 3: mirror in the bathroom, and every time I would open
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  Speaker 3: it up, there would be one German in there. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: one little tiny German in there.
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  Speaker 2: The Germans are all over your toilet trees and stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Well, no, I was like, I moved them out because
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  Speaker 3: I was trying to figure out the situation, get it
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  Speaker 3: all handled.
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  Speaker 2: So what were they going in there for?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. I think they were like hiding in there,
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  Speaker 3: or maybe that's where they are coming in from.
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  Speaker 2: I did.
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  Speaker 3: I really didn't know. But I was only seeing one
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  Speaker 3: at a time, which I would be dead. No, it
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  Speaker 3: would be a live Oh that's scary. No, but it's
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  Speaker 3: not because they're they're like this big. They're like the
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  Speaker 3: size of a fly. You've become very brave to your enemy.
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  Speaker 2: I would say.
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  Speaker 3: No. If it was the big ones, I would be
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  Speaker 3: freaking the fuck out these little ones. Trust me, you
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  Speaker 3: would have no problem handling these guys. It's just the
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  Speaker 3: sheer quantity of them is the problem.
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  Speaker 1: Sure, when you're in the West Village. It used to
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  Speaker 1: be trench warfare, Yes, and you. It would be like
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  Speaker 1: you guys, you fought for three years and neither of
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  Speaker 1: you like made a foot forward.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, but I'll tell you what. I will take
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  Speaker 3: this over mice every day of the.
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  Speaker 1: Week, because why because they're not very and cute.
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  Speaker 3: Because they're not they they don't have like a heartbeat.
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  Speaker 3: Fucking mice.
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  Speaker 5: I think I'd rather have mice than roaches. No, you wouldn't, dude,
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  Speaker 5: I really don't like roaches. Oh I'm so talking.
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  Speaker 3: About there's one bug this big in my bathroom. You'd
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  Speaker 3: rather have them mouse?
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  Speaker 5: Okay, So when you need to kill that bug, what
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  Speaker 5: do you You just ball up some paper towels or
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  Speaker 5: something and you squish it.
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  Speaker 3: No, I just squish it, throw it and grab it
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  Speaker 3: throat in the toilet.
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  Speaker 2: With your bare hands.
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  Speaker 3: No, with a toilet with toilet paper.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I just asked. Yeah, yeah, oh okay. There's
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  Speaker 2: something about the crunching.
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  Speaker 3: They're they're so small, they don't crunk.
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  Speaker 2: I'm thinking they're gonna crun.
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  Speaker 3: No, you're thinking. I'm telling you, you're thinking of the
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  Speaker 3: big boys.
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  Speaker 5: You're not squishing hard enough, which is why they're not
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  Speaker 5: actually dying, and they're climbing out of one of toilet
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  Speaker 5: paper and coming back to life. You're not doing enough.
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  Speaker 3: This is how I know you boys don't know roaches.
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  Speaker 3: You're not supposed to squish and kill the roaches because
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  Speaker 3: that spreads the eggs. What if you if you smuish
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  Speaker 3: them on surfaces, you're risking eggs bread.
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  Speaker 2: So how are you killing them?
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  Speaker 3: Flush?
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  Speaker 2: You ball up in toilet paper, You squish and flush.
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  Speaker 3: I don't really squish. I'm more grab and then throw you.
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  Speaker 2: It sounds like you're bare handing these red.
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  Speaker 3: I would never in a million you.
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  Speaker 1: You just said I grab.
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  Speaker 3: With a toilet piece of toilet paper.
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  Speaker 1: Between two fingers. It's like two like that's that you're
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  Speaker 1: you're basically touching the exo skill.
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  Speaker 3: No, it's thick. It's very thick.
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  Speaker 2: Antennae.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you grabbed by a single antennae.
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  Speaker 5: I think antenna maybe the plural, so it's antenna. Probably
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  Speaker 5: antenna antenna mm hm.
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  Speaker 3: But anyways, I got the cock out and I pulled
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  Speaker 3: my cock out and I filled those holes up real
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  Speaker 3: good under the sink because there was a couple crap
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  Speaker 3: There was a couple holes where like the pipes come in,
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  Speaker 3: and I just shoved the cock right in there and
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  Speaker 3: I sprayed it all like with all on the cracks
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  Speaker 3: and it. I mean I sprayed it with the raid.
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  Speaker 3: No no, no, Originally.
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  Speaker 2: You went cock and then what on top of the
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  Speaker 2: cor thing?
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  Speaker 3: Just cock?
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: You just cocked it, just cock.
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  Speaker 1: The smartest way to do it is, UH to start
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  Speaker 1: giving them ideas that they take back to the rest
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  Speaker 1: of the roaches, like like indoctrinating them with communism so
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  Speaker 1: they take it back to their young colleges and say like,
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  Speaker 1: we as Germans don't have to like fight this fight anymore.
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  Speaker 3: To actually let them take themselves out right, yeah, from
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  Speaker 3: the society, because then you're going to have some blue
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  Speaker 3: haired Germans coming out.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: They plants to seed that could make them start to
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  Speaker 5: believe that this is not actually their reality. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 5: find out where they have their spinning top where they
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  Speaker 5: go to spin it and make it spin forever.
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  Speaker 1: Incept them. I like this, Yeah, until they're just the
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: old roach waiting to die alone.
• 15:30
  Speaker 5: You're waiting for a gallon of raid. You don't know
• 15:33
  Speaker 5: what it's coming, but you know it will take you
• 15:35
  Speaker 5: back to where you want to be.
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: I was looking at like the lows or home depot
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: whatever website or uber eats or whatever, and they had
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: one thing where it was just like a bomb, like
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: a smoke bomb that you just throw in a room
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: and lock it up just like it just kills everything.
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: Says it goes into the walls. Bro I was like,
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: I don't think I can do that. I think the
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: neighbors might say something or die. Yeah, it says it's
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: for inside. Though.
• 16:05
  Speaker 5: At some point in this podcast, I was going to
• 16:07
  Speaker 5: ask you why you once again sound sick, But I
• 16:10
  Speaker 5: don't think I need to ask that question.
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: No, do I sound sick.
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: Yes, you sound incredibly stuffy. Tell me I'm wrong.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: Ron, You have a little bit of no stuff going on, very.
• 16:22
  Speaker 5: Very congested again, and it's because you've been huffing fumigated
• 16:27
  Speaker 5: roach repellent for in so many different methods.
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: Repellent has bomb sprayed, sprays, gels, no repellent ye spreading
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: sprays and bombs have not gone down in almost over
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: a week.
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: Almost less than a week.
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: Almost since the cock went in. I have I have
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: not done anything because the cock has been working over time.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: It always does.
• 16:58
  Speaker 5: If we could take just a reef moment to note
• 17:01
  Speaker 5: that the two of you are wearing the exact same outfit.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, holy fuck, what's going on? Insane? It is
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: present Tuesday, get.
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: Or you're gonna give us your Louis Vuitton bag.
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: I had a president and I forgot to bring in.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: I've noticed that you've you've been going through it mentally,
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: so I wanted to get you. And this is actually
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: it's a communal present for the entire studio. A pet bro.
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: What is that?
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: An emotional cat?
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: Real, a full emotional support cat.
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: What the hell is that?
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: An emotional support cat for the pop squishy squishy squishy.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: We'll give it a pull on the head. Isn't that nice?
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: I don't know if it's nice, like a stretch stretch armstrong.
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: It's a little gooey. Yeah, it's a little wet.
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: Where the hell did you get that? A sex store?
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: Some freak ship.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: Throw it to sasas going to collect. I just want
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: to hear what I hear them is that.
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: What the hell is that one of those things that
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: you like put in like a cup of water and
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: it like expands.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, it's like a squishy. These are all
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: the rage.
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: This thing is disgusting, all the raid right now, they're
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: all the raid Give it a squish a little bit,
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: that's all you What do you mean it's all look
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: at the bottom.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's collecting a little bit of hair already.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: This might be the thing that if you gave it
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: to the roaches, they could bring it back to their
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: leader and start eating it and they'd all die. Yeah,
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: that's pretty good there. It's a big giant. It's made
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: of peep material.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: Is it edible?
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: Probably? I bite it, but you know, I don't want
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: to take much hair.
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: There's too much hair on it.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: That's gonna collect some hair, yeah, big time.
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: Where did you get this thing? Japan?
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah? I went to Japan this weekend to grab this.
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: I don't know, you're always going somewhere.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: To Japan to grab a stuffy?
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: Is that what it's called a stuffy?
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: No, they're called something. Just revealed it these No, they're's
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: not a stuffy. It's like they're they're called something. They're
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: like and when you go to toy stores, these are
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: like the most prized possession.
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: I thought, is that the same ship as those like uh?
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: I keep on seeing those videos of those people with
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: like this, the circular box a squishy squishy kitty.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a squishy kid.
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: That's a mega swish swishy kitty. Squishy kitty, a little
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: bit of a tongue twister, not really mega squishy kitty.
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: Say it five times fast.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: It's so disgusting. Where did you acquire this from the internet?
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: No? No, shot, what are.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: You talking about?
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: You ordered it online?
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: No you didn't.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: What what the fuck else would I buy this? You
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: think I'm going to brick and.
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: Mortars to get a squishy kitty? I don't know, I
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: don't know. Did you get it for one of the kids?
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: Did you get it for the kids? And they and
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: then you realize they rejected it? Yeah, it's like a
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: choking hazard.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: How can they possibly joke on that? It's kind of
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: an interesting It's like a futuristic material it really is.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: You think that they're like getting rid of material, like
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: they're running out of materials, and then they come out
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: with a squishy kitty like this.
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: You're like, really bizarre.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: The fur texturing is incredibly well done. It's very real.
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: Why does it look so like the fur looks so
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: real and then you touch it and it's not even
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: close to what you would expect it to feel like
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: it's futuristic.
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: Boys, get your paws on this cat showing back.
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: Oh man, things heavy.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: It's jarring. It's truly jarring. That how jiggly the squishy
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: kitty is.
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: I don't fuck with that at all?
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: What do you talk kin about? Not for me, honestly. Yeah,
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: my wife was like, get this out of the house.
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah you got it. It was it for the kids.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: No, it was never for that.
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: You just bought it for yourself.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: I mean I just bought it to kind of like
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: to have. I didn't know. It's kind of one of
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: those things you don't know what you're gonna do with it.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: It has such a powerful energy.
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: There's no way. Oh you guys are throwing that thing.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: Don't disass It's fun to catch too. Everything about it
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: is fun. Like, I don't understand why what what? Everybody's
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: a version of? It is a version.
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: We should get a knife and cut it to pieces.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: The eyes. You know, it'll spawn. You know that if
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: you crush us, all the eggs will leak all over
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: the place.
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: Or not it will, it probably would too. There's probably
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: something inside of it is that what it is is
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: like that you bought something illegal and they sent it
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: in this and cut it open. Yeah, it's like a
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: fake ID is inside of it.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: It's made of cocaine. It's made of pure cocaine. By
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: the way, did you guys see those Penn State, those
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: sweet Penn State students. There's a big drug ring at
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: Penn State. The fourteen frat kids were arrested because they
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: were making the pledges cut and bag cocaine.
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: That's hilarious. That's what the pledges should be doing.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's like one main dude who was behind it
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: and his dad was also in on it. His dad
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: was also arrested. His dad was like transporting the yola.
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: What were they cutting with?
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: That's a good question.
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: I'm not sure that's the that's the real that's the
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: real question.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: You're saying, like what material or like are you saying
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: are they using? Were they cutting with knives?
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: Is that your question?
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: No? No, what are they cutting it with?
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: God? It not what are they cutting it with? Yet?
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: Look at these these what frat was it capa Sike
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: sig guy?
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: I think Kai.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: You wouldn't expect that from sig Kai bros.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're usually fucking rock solid.
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: That used to drive me so nuts when people would
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: be like, no, no, these guys are these guys were kids.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: You're a good guys.
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: They're good guys.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: They would never do this.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is twenty two Jump Street meets Blow.
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: What's Blow?
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: What?
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: You don't know what Blow is.
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: Movie?
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a it's a it's an instant classic. Johnny Depp.
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: Oh, we've talked about I think we've talked about this
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: movie on the podcast.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: No, we never have.
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: No, we definitely have not one tile I gotta watch
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: a Blow.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: Not one time, have we.
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: No, I'm pretty sure we've had this exact conversation. It's
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: all right, though, I wouldn't hate having it again.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: It's a good movie, dude.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: I'm sharing the uh this the sig. They did a
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: house tour. I'm sending it to Tyler right now. They
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: just did a house tour and everybody's like, that must
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: be where they were fucking chopping the.
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: It's imagine like American gangster.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: Frat houses at Penn State are so disgusting. I just
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: sent it to you, Tyler. It's like there's there's no
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: it's just all like the bottom of that it's all
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: just like a sticky hairy floor. It's so foul? Is
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: that how the finals clubs were No, not at all, right.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: No, no stick to the floor.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: No, these floors are exclusively stick.
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: The one Riggs was in had had a basement that
• 24:30
  Speaker 5: was right fuse.
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: That's where all the parts were.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, partake and the Yeah he was in the Hey Bro.
• 24:40
  Speaker 5: And then there there was one other that was bad too,
• 24:43
  Speaker 5: the Owl. Yeah, it was pretty sticky.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: But for the most part, it's not a it wasn't
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: it wasn't too gross. Every single one at Penn State,
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: there's not one that wasn't gross due fucking foul.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: Years ago, I went to perform in Richmond. Did you
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: ever do that club in Richmond, Virginia?
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: I don't think so.
• 25:02
  Speaker 5: I can't remember what it was called, but a lot
• 25:04
  Speaker 5: of people went. But one of my buddies had a
• 25:07
  Speaker 5: younger brother who was at the University of Richmond at
• 25:12
  Speaker 5: the time, and he and twenty of his frat brothers
• 25:15
  Speaker 5: came to my show and then the next day they
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: had this thing. You know, one of them had a house,
• 25:22
  Speaker 5: the three or four of them or whatever they lived,
• 25:24
  Speaker 5: but that was also where they had all their parties
• 25:27
  Speaker 5: because they had gotten like kicked off campus or something,
• 25:31
  Speaker 5: and it was Halloween weekend and their whole pledge class
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: and all of them were playing this game of full
• 25:40
  Speaker 5: contact capture the flag basically where the rule was like,
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: if you could steal the other team's keg tap and
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: bring it back over to your side, you would win
• 25:55
  Speaker 5: the game. Either that or if you threw up on
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: the other team's k you would win the game. There
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: are two ways to win the game. Now, Okay, and
• 26:03
  Speaker 5: I watched this, Yeah, I have videos of it.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Where are you watching from like a hill in a
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: neighboring town, like you were an aristocrat observing a Civil
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: war battle.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: I was watching it from a deer blind.
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: No one in all suit telescope.
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and uh, I mean they were really like they
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: were like almost full on fighting each other, throwing each
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: other around, nosebleeds, like tossing each other in the bushes,
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: throwing up on each other.
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: It was insane. I've never seen anything like it. This
• 26:37
  Speaker 5: is Richmond, yeahs, Richmond's a big time party school. It
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: is those small schools like Richmond Trinity. Those are the
• 26:47
  Speaker 5: schools that you know kids go to and do drugs.
• 26:53
  Speaker 5: Those are drug schools.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, not like Penn State, which drug school to clean school?
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: I think they're all drug schools big, small.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but there are some there is like a level
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: of like mid size school where like the people who
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: were good at partying in high school go to be
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: good at partying in college.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and have money. And it's those schools you.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: Have a certain amount of money, and it's like, I
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: want to take my partying to the next level.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to be a pro partying.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: There should be recruitment networks for partying, like there should
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: be nil money for the best partiers.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: Do you think more people are doing cocaine now than
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: are than like they were in like the eighties.
• 27:31
  Speaker 5: I think it's the same yeah, oh you mean versus
• 27:35
  Speaker 5: the eighties? Probably less Yeah, probably, But I do think
• 27:38
  Speaker 5: that like a lot of people do from the nineties
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: through the two thousands through the twenty tens through now,
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: cocaine is about the same, would be Mike Bailey, Yeah kinda.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: M Well, there's some people like you ever hear the
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: statistics of like you eat seven spiders throughout your entire
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: lifetime while you're sleeping. Yeah, but then there's the thought
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: that there's somebody who's eating a ton of spiders and
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: like throwing off the numbers. There's somebody like Nicky Smoke's
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: in the cocaine community who's doing so much cocaine. Excuse
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: the sample size?
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: Well, they say, like even if you don't do cocaine,
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: you usually do at least in eight ball throughout your life.
• 28:13
  Speaker 6: Throughout your life, while you're sleep, you snorted in I
• 28:20
  Speaker 6: think Harry eats thirteen cockroaches in his sleep.
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: No shot.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: That's why you're so congested, and that's.
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: Why you don't want to I'm congested from all the
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: cocaine that I've been doing.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: The cockroaches are using him as the trojan horse. They're
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: they're they're all within your body right now.
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: I think it's crazy though, Like there is a lot
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: of Like I I've never done coke, it's not I'm
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: not a drug guy, but it seems like it's like
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: everyone does it.
• 28:46
  Speaker 5: Tyler, could we look up, you know, cocaine usage in
• 28:50
  Speaker 5: America over the decades and whether or not.
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: How do you even find that and like how is
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: that even accurate?
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: Who's reporting?
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's probably like seizures, size of seizures, amount of overdoses,
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: not a lot. Well, that's all from the fentanyl, right,
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: But I mean they can track it, or they'll put
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: out like a pole, an anonymous poll and be like,
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: have you used cocaine in the last year?
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: I just know those numbers aren't accurate.
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: Because everyone's just gonna say, no.
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: That's not true.
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what would you say, Well, I don't know.
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: I haven't.
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: I haven't used cocaine in about fifteen years. So what
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: if they what if you go on that said, have
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: you used cocaine in the last twenty years? Would you
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: say yes or no?
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah? I would say yes, no?
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: Shot?
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: Why not?
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: Because why would you? It's so much easier to say no.
• 29:38
  Speaker 5: Well, because I want them to have the right data
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: so that people like me can get answers to these
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: goddamn questions right second, I'm tired. It's the same reason
• 29:46
  Speaker 5: that I like, always consider donating to Wikipedia, even though
• 29:50
  Speaker 5: I don't.
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: You should.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: I want there to be proper information out there.
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah you should donate.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you go donating the cocaine exit polls WADI speak.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: Cocaine use reached historic highs during the nineteen eighties, fueled
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: by both powder cocaine and the rapid rise of affordable crack.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: Then in the nineties.
• 30:08
  Speaker 5: It dropped public health campaigns, harsher legal penalties, and a
• 30:11
  Speaker 5: cultural shift against the drug caused usage rates to fall
• 30:14
  Speaker 5: steeply through the nineties.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: That's what Reagan ran on, right, making crack more affordable.
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, long term drop.
• 30:22
  Speaker 5: Federal estimates indicate that overall consumption and the total number
• 30:25
  Speaker 5: of regular users fell by roughly half compared to the
• 30:28
  Speaker 5: mid nineteen eighties peak. Current usage remains a fraction of
• 30:32
  Speaker 5: nineteen eighties levels, though numbers fluctuate slightly year by year.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: It's because they were putting that bull junk in it.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: If they had just if it had been legalized and
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: regulated off the rip, then cocaine would still be pure.
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: Oh man, I love a nice line cut up with
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: some roach gel.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: Because then you bring it back to your frat brothers.
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, some dried cock, get some cock mixed in there.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: Let me get some of the German roach coke.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: I thought that, So why everybody's talking about the eighties
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: being the peak. But wasn't like Sigmund Freud doing cocaine.
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: They were, but that that was medicinal back then. That
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: was why they did it. It was Pierre. But somehow
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: when uh it was like fucking uh Sherlock Holmes did it.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: It was their version of Adderall.
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: Well, I thought there was another version of Adderall that
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: they were all taking in like the sixties, like uh
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: like Benz, Yeah, like what was like Jack Carrowack Simmons.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: Adderall didn't exist in the eighties.
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: Uh Bstral some crazy fucking shit that they were all doing.
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: But it is all the same. I mean, it's all
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: just amfetamines. Yeah, you boys know how it is. Come
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: on now. Of course I'm not an I'm not an
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: am fetimine.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: Person because it works too damn good.
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: No, it makes me oh yeah, that one. Ben's a
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: dream that's what like, uh yeah, Ben a couple of Bennies.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: Ben's a dream.
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what Jack harrowac took. And then he wrote
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: on the road in two weeks.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: That wasn't he selling Ben's Dream Diet t shirts?
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: Yea, the Dream Diet merch with a copy of the book.
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: It a free Benz Dream Diet shirt.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: By the way, part of my taxtbook is out now.
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: Oh yes, go check that out. By that Did you
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: guys see The Return of Billy?
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: I didn't watch it on Jake Marsha's yeah, yeah, we
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: should get him on this show.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: To be honest, I don't think he's coming back.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: He would love to come on this show.
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: He seemed real, he seemed real happy. Yeah, working, working,
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: getting his hands dirty.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: He's a farmer now soil. Yeah, he's a farmer. He
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: tills the fields.
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: That's the cure to happiness there, that's the cure. That's
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: the cure to sadness, depression. You just gotta get dirty,
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: get your hands dirty, get some callouses.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: You know, Francis is talking about losing ten pounds. Bro.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: He put out this video of him eating shirtless in
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: his car. You've your pecks go to the middle of
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: your neck. I've never seen anything like it. Your pecks
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: fucking meet at your fucking Adam's apple.
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: What does that mean? What does that mean? You just
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: have like good or bad?
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: You have the most peck definition I've ever seen. Come
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: on a line that goes all the way up to
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: the top of.
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: Your neck where they have ten pounds is gonna come from?
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: And got no ten pounds unless you just get like like.
• 33:31
  Speaker 5: Runners, I'm gonna get super cut. I actually yesterday I
• 33:36
  Speaker 5: went to the gym twice in the morning and in
• 33:39
  Speaker 5: the night, and I think if I start doing two days,
• 33:43
  Speaker 5: I'm about to be a problem.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: Well, your joints are definitely gonna hurt, then I not,
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: if I'm.
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: Careful, you're gonna hurt yourself and you're not gonna lose weight.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: How dare you actually the answer?
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: He talks like that, are you like I wish injury
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: upon you and I want you to not achieve your goal.
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: I do not wish injury upon anybody. But if you're
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: are you lifting twice a day?
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: No? I lift in the morning and I do cardio
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: at night.
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, this is how much cardio are.
• 34:15
  Speaker 5: I'm going to just shade on something here that I've
• 34:18
  Speaker 5: already told Roan about, and I'm not going to talk
• 34:21
  Speaker 5: about it much, but I'm just gonna say quietly right
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: now that there is a current percolating dream, long shot
• 34:29
  Speaker 5: chance that I'm going to try to be an Olympian
• 34:32
  Speaker 5: in twenty twenty eight.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, love it?
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: Well, then you got to up it.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: You can't be doing That's where this is all coming from.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: You're laughing at him, but like it's a it's not laughing,
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: it's him.
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: You just go fawed, chortled.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: It's eerily possible.
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: It's attainable.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: It's eerily attainable.
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: What what what's sport?
• 34:54
  Speaker 5: I'm not even going to say the sport. I'm just
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: gonna go I want it. You don't want other people
• 34:57
  Speaker 5: to start trying pretty much. I think we need to
• 35:01
  Speaker 5: keep this net small until I've got the jacket on.
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: Can you tell us at least is it winter or summer?
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: Summer? It's the twenty eight Summer Games in LA.
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: And what does the process look like to get in? Sorry?
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: Is this distracting? Yes, you're petting it. That's my cat.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: Is your emotional support stuff?
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: Even? Yeah, brought Stephen in from from home today.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: Well Stephen, oh, cut it out. I don't like that.
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: He loves that.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: No way, he loves on the head.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: You can hear it.
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: What does the process look like to get into the Olympics?
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: Like you, I think you probably got to start going
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: to like qualifiers and stuff pretty soon. I have a
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: tryout in September, Oh my god, in September.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: Over Labor Day weekend, giving up my Labor Day weekend
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: to go try out?
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: Is it a one and done type thing?
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: Like?
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: If you like, what if you fail, Can you try
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: out again?
• 36:03
  Speaker 5: I think it's a little bit of like a rolling process,
• 36:06
  Speaker 5: to be honest with you. The problem I have right
• 36:08
  Speaker 5: now is that I've never played the sport and I
• 36:13
  Speaker 5: don't even know where I would play the sport. It's
• 36:16
  Speaker 5: not as if it's like something where I can go, yeah, yeah,
• 36:20
  Speaker 5: you know, I find a pickup.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: Game sports like shot put.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: Or No, no it's not. It's a team sport. It's
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: a team sport.
• 36:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I really you guys will figure it out. But
• 36:32
  Speaker 5: I don't want to say anymore. Volleyball No, no, I'm
• 36:34
  Speaker 5: not going to say anymore. I don't get it there.
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to think of a sport where like the
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: people that are doing it, like wouldn't like the skill
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: GAP's not that crazy, but like volleyball, I would assume
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: it is probably pretty tough to do.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that volleyball you got to play D one and
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: then and then be really elite at it.
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: Pretty insane.
• 36:49
  Speaker 5: I'm also my problem right now is that I'm thirty seven,
• 36:53
  Speaker 5: which means that in the summer of twenty twenty eight,
• 36:56
  Speaker 5: I'll be thirty nine, and even though I'm in decent shape.
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: Brady played till he was forty five.
• 37:04
  Speaker 5: He did, but he was consistently treating his body with
• 37:08
  Speaker 5: the highest end technologies and treatment teams and things like
• 37:14
  Speaker 5: that throughout.
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: But we also got to think, you haven't been competing.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you haven't taken any hits. You've never been sacked exactly.
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: Somehow, I'm I feel worse though, Yeah, but that's natural.
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: But you haven't. There's no there's not as much wear
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: and tear like you're You're still hovering around maybe twenty
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: five physically.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but your biological age is probably twenty five.
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: You may be right about that. I don't know.
• 37:39
  Speaker 5: I don't feel great. I mean whenever I go, I'm
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: trying to ease in. That's where these like two days
• 37:44
  Speaker 5: are coming from.
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I don't know if you can really ease
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: in if we have tryouts in September.
• 37:49
  Speaker 5: Yesterday I did a workout in the morning which was
• 37:52
  Speaker 5: accumulate one hundred berpies, where starting on every whatever minute,
• 37:58
  Speaker 5: you do three pull ups. Uh, you do six pushups
• 38:03
  Speaker 5: and nine air squats, and then you do as many
• 38:06
  Speaker 5: burpies until you want to stop to rest until the
• 38:10
  Speaker 5: next two minutes start. I hate that, and it was impossible.
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: I hate those like you do. Yeah, you do like
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: strictly that.
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: Well I did that.
• 38:19
  Speaker 5: I did that and I only got to seventy five
• 38:21
  Speaker 5: berpies and I couldn't continue. I mean literally like I
• 38:24
  Speaker 5: cannot get down. I can't get down and do more.
• 38:27
  Speaker 5: So I had to stop. But then, in order to
• 38:29
  Speaker 5: punish myself for not completing the workout, I did the
• 38:33
  Speaker 5: assault Salt bike. I did the salt assault bike, Tobata.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: What did you eat for dinner after that?
• 38:41
  Speaker 5: Well, I went out to that Argentinian steakhast, which I
• 38:45
  Speaker 5: got to stop doing that. Do you think that because
• 38:48
  Speaker 5: that's not going to be part of my Olympic diet?
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: Well, but I was going to say, do you think
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: that you need to be cutting right now if you're
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: preparing for the Olympics.
• 38:55
  Speaker 5: I think that if I'm going to play the sport
• 38:57
  Speaker 5: that I want to play, I need to lose its
• 39:00
  Speaker 5: ten to fifteen pounds. I think I need to be
• 39:02
  Speaker 5: a lot lighter because it's it's a lot.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: Is it pickleball? You have to be very light to
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: play Olympic pickleball? Is that like a news It's like
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: being a jockey.
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: You have They're always adding ship.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: They just added flag football what if?
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 39:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, huh, surfing to squash canoe. I want to be
• 39:27
  Speaker 5: a canoe slalomer. No, I don't even know. That's crazy
• 39:32
  Speaker 5: canoe slalom, is it? Judee, hey, Jude, Judah, it's cool.
• 39:40
  Speaker 5: It's cool that lacrosse is in it. But uh, they're
• 39:43
  Speaker 5: apparently they're doing sixes lacrosse sixes, which I don't even know.
• 39:47
  Speaker 5: I guess that's going to be like the rugby seven's.
• 39:49
  Speaker 5: I don't know why they do that for the Olympics.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, didn't they take baseball out of the Olympics.
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: I mean it's yeah, it's out of there.
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know they did. Like remember they did like
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: the three three basketball?
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: It's like, what the fuck is that in the Olympics.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it still isn't.
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: Oh wow, it's very odd.
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: It's like we have the Okay, so we got the
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: best basketball players, but now we got some guys who
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: are pretty decent.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: Craftydd the IPA.
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: Like, don't you think if anyone that was playing in
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: the real basketball Olympics played in the three v three
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: of that team would just win automatically.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: And they'll do their best to convince you that it's
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: a completely different sport. You're like, no, there's backdoor cutting.
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: Like that flag football quarterback who's like Mahomes is a no,
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: Like it's a completely different sport.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: And then two a tongue of Vailoa's little brother came
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: in and then immediately like won the qualifying tournament, like
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: not even to his little brother that played at like Maryland,
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: crazy bro. Just like a regular guy went in. The
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: players in flag football that they do are sick though
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: it's all laterals. They're like like throwing the ball in
• 41:00
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• 43:29
  Speaker 2: Ron I haven't seen you without a hat on in
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: I don't know how many episodes.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what the fuck? Well looks great, Thank you brother.
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: Why don't you do that more often?
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I didn't think about it.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: It looks so pleasant and happy. It's nice to see
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: your face.
• 43:44
  Speaker 5: That's so nice of you. Thank you so much, nice, warm,
• 43:47
  Speaker 5: welcoming face.
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: I was.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: There was a period of my life where a group
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: of women they called me as a nickname Apple because
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: they said, my face looks like an apple. That sounds me,
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: that feels me, feel me, That feels like bullying.
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: You look great.
• 44:03
  Speaker 5: Garry's face, on the other hand, reminds me of just
• 44:06
  Speaker 5: looking at him as like looking at a stop sign.
• 44:10
  Speaker 5: It's like being told no without the words.
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It's a stern parent, a face.
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: Full of disdain and rejection, cynicism.
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: Crazy.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: Meanwhile, I'm full of welcoming, welcoming. I'm like a welcoming apple,
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: like the apple that the snake gave you in the
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: Garden of Eden, the most welcoming apple, Roan.
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: Can we talk at all about what's been happening in
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: Surviving Barstool?
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: Of course, of course it's it's been a great few episodes.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: Have you guys watched any of it.
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: I've been watching the clips. I haven't, I haven't I watched.
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: I think I watched the whole first episode.
• 44:43
  Speaker 5: I've watched a number of the like elimination votes, Yeah,
• 44:48
  Speaker 5: I sort of skipped.
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: To those and then yeah, that's kind of what I do.
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: I saw the clip of Brandon talking about talking to
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: when Nick got voted off. Yeah, and he's like, y'all
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: better have not done what I think you did.
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: Why didn't that bother him so much?
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: His best friend?
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: So that's it. It's just a friendship thing.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is his best friend. And Mickey Smokes did it?
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: Why did Nicky Smokes vote Nick out?
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: I think I think he knew nick is good until
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: he wanted to get him out of the game.
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: Well that's probably a good move.
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: No, yeah, yeah, definitely.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: It's deeply personal. The Wedes Wednesday Night episode is uh
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: is a sick episode. I guess it's out by the
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: time we're talking about this, but it's uh, it involves
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: just the most amount of scheming that I've ever done.
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: Spoil that ship for us, Huh, spoil that ship if
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: it's already gonna be out.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: It's already out. So uh, they're trying. They're all, I'm
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: on a tribe with five people who I don't know
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: or who I haven't been with the entire time they
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: stayed together. I got dropped onto their tribe and h
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: led by uh pat by Gaye and gave fidl Berg.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: They're all trying to get me out. They're like, they're like,
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: we're getting you out. They basically like sat me down
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: and told me that they're going to get me out,
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: and I'm like, why not Dante, And they're like, Dante's
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: not good and I had to like get I gave
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: them like an impassioned, like fucking Hitler speech. I mean, like,
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: you have to keep me in the game. I want
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: to be in the game so bad. Alex jones them
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: to death and they eventually, like with the help of
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: Tommy and Brandon Walker, they kept me in the game.
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: It was very you just through pure passion. You saved
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: your place.
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: I saved my place through pure passion. They didn't know
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: that I had a fucking idol at that time, though, So.
• 46:44
  Speaker 5: Why didn't you just say, like, okay, I accept that
• 46:46
  Speaker 5: you're going to vote for me and then use your
• 46:48
  Speaker 5: idol to Did they find out.
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: You have the idol?
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: No, none of them knew that I had the idol.
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: So do they know? Do the viewers now at this.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: Point viewers know that I have the idol?
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: Well?
• 46:57
  Speaker 5: Why again, was there no part of you that thought
• 47:00
  Speaker 5: like I'm cooked no matter what, I might as well
• 47:02
  Speaker 5: just like tell them to vote for me and then
• 47:05
  Speaker 5: use my idols.
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: I wanted to save the idol, so I was like,
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: I'm going to try so hard to save the Idol.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: What they didn't know is I had the idol to
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: play no matter what, so either like basically I was
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: playing to save one of them, because if I played
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: the idol and nobody knows, then like I could just
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: take whoever I want and get them out of the game.
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: You had to use the idol in this vote.
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: No, I didn't have to use it. I saved the
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: I was able to save the idol.
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: Boy, that takes some balls, man.
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is like it sounds like such a stressful game.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: It's a nightmare.
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: Like like, did you like I feel like you got
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: to take like adderall for this game? I don't, like,
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: are you just like firing on all Cyland? Like it
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: just constantly just like it's.
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: The most calm my mind has ever been. I'm kidding,
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: Like there's no part of me that was really that stressed.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: I like it like charged me up and excited me
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: to be able to play the game at that level.
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: Like it was just like I was just like enjoying,
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: like rushing to everything. Yeah, I was like Francis at
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: the Olympic trials. It was like I felt like I
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: was home.
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like the beginning would be not stressful
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: because you're like, I'm not gonna win. Who gives a fuck?
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: And then I feel like the further you make it,
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: you'll probably start like I don't know now, I'm in now,
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: I'm in it now. I'm actually like That's how I
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: was for the most Dangerous Games, Like I was like,
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: there's no shot I'm even gonna come close, so who cares?
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: And then the next thing I know, I'm top three.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: Given given the best speech that's ever been given it
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: in reality, speech.
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: That's ever been given, and then voting myself out accidentally, how.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: Did you do that?
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: Again?
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: How'd you vote yourself up?
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: I voted for Tommy and he wounded up winning at
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: one point.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: And if you have voted for who else was in
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: the final, I think Smitty. Yeah, if no one voted
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: for submitting, So if you had just voted for Smitty, I.
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: Would have won, or I would have or we would
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: have tied. I don't know what would have happened, but
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: I think if we went to a tie breaker, I
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: would have worn. But yeah, I voted for Tommy because
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: I assumed no one was going to vote for Tommy,
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: so I was like, this is just a dead vote.
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: I thought it was going to be between me and Smitty.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: That's a miscalculation on your PARTI and I crazy thing
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: is like I barely thought about it, Like I was like, yeah,
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: I'll just vote for Tommy, like this sounds right, and
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: then I've.
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: Just lost.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: In this game. I thought. I thought about everything so
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: much and every permutation. If you guys get a chance,
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: go back and just watch the tribal of the second episode,
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: because I'm just like, it's Marty and Glenny, and I
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: knew that Anika and Meek Phil were trying to vote
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: me out, and so I'm just grilling Marty and Glenny
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: being like.
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: Who the fuck who are you voted for? Just tell
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: me who you're voted for.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: And I got the information out of them just through
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: sheer Will. Well, I know they said they weren't voting
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: for me, but I had to like double and triple
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: confirm that because I was so scarred from last season
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: when we were double crossed by like Rhea and like
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: Dave and Big Cat and they're all like, I were
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: voting for you, and I took them at their word
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: the first time they said it, and I was like,
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: I'm not taking anybody at their word the first time.
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: I'm giving them every chance to show me the slightest,
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: like little maybe indication that they might be lying, and
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: then I'm gonna fucking uh like use the idol if
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: I have to. So I had the idol at that point.
• 50:20
  Speaker 5: How did you I'll even say, then, like how did
• 50:23
  Speaker 5: you know? How did you trust? Based on their answers
• 50:27
  Speaker 5: that you could just not play your idol in order
• 50:30
  Speaker 5: to and you'd be fine.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: Because Glenny's a paison. I made him swear on his
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: mother and then uh. And then he gave me like
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: if he nodded, he did like the Robert de Niro
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: like frown when he nodded.
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: I mean, that's just the weight of his cheeks dragging
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: the corners of his mouth down.
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: But like if there's a lie, if there's a hint
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: of a lie there, he averts eye contact or the
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: side of his mouth, like you know, something happens. And
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: so I asked these questions so many times about what
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: was going on that I gave them the chance to
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: like tell their story against their story, and it's like
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: I'm comparing the notes of what they're saying to themselves.
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: So you were really analyzing these guys.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: I was not like not psychoanalyzing in that like it's
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: like a.
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: It sounds like you were psychoanas.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: I was analyzing like a psycho, is what I'm saying.
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: I mean, you were looking for this.
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: No that that's when I'm grilling. So that's when I'm
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: grilling Marty.
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: Fundamentally more intelligent, is this what's happening?
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: Like you just mentally It sounds like you just yelled
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: at them until you believed them.
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: Yes, definitely, not more intelligent, but less worried to uh
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: like make a Like I wasn't worried about making a
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: that's that not right there? I was like Glenna, am
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: I okay? Because I was ready to play the idol?
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: And he just gave me that.
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: And that convinced you, Yes.
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: That was all I need. Look at that. Look at
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: that when he says it like that, you could tell
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: that is not a lying man. That is not a
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: lying man. When he when he was arms crossed and
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: he just fucking nods and it's like that that is
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: not a lie. And it's like when you but I
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: could have burnt the ottle right there.
• 52:19
  Speaker 5: Dude, I have dreams still where you know, I know
• 52:23
  Speaker 5: I'm getting voted out and somehow I hand my idol
• 52:26
  Speaker 5: to you right before I exit the game.
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: That's so nice of you.
• 52:31
  Speaker 5: Well I should have done it instead. I just tried
• 52:33
  Speaker 5: to like miraculously save myself, only to get caught in
• 52:37
  Speaker 5: a web of utter like host nonsense like lying, you know,
• 52:44
  Speaker 5: rule fucking.
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: Bullshit.
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: That was a top that was a top surviving moment.
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: Ever, No, they they have been putting out all these
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: Instagram top moments, top idol plays, top tribal moments, and
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: you're in all of them for that same moment. And you, honestly,
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: to your credit, like were debonair at the death and
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: you said, like, no, I realized I'm out, and we're
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: able to kind of like not fully if I was,
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: if I was you in that situation, I'm flipping every
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: fake stump on that set.
• 53:16
  Speaker 5: There's a part of me that just wishes I had
• 53:17
  Speaker 5: just fundamentally physically attacked Jeff Dlow and just like cause violence.
• 53:25
  Speaker 5: I don't think that who can pull me off that,
• 53:28
  Speaker 5: Oh I'm not in the Olympic shape right now?
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: True, even then, you're an incredible shape. Your best case.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: The best athlete left over there is movie she would
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: have to try to rear naked choke you off.
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and air.
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: As long as hell, and then.
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: My mind was very long. Yeah that was uh.
• 53:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they were all so proud of themselves, all those
• 53:49
  Speaker 5: people who were so proud of themselves for creating this
• 53:53
  Speaker 5: like unlosable situation, and they're all all chummy and getting along,
• 53:58
  Speaker 5: and then at the fuckingly it's like all of them weeping,
• 54:04
  Speaker 5: weeping hatred and like life ruining revelations.
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it seems like, uh, like.
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: How were you able to live in both of those realities?
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it seems like people get really upset when they
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: get voted off or like blindsided. But I always get confused,
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: which also I've never played this game, so I don't know,
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: Like I'm sure you get very emotionally invested, but it
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: seems like people get like surprisingly angry and then like
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: they're like actually mad at pros and in real life.
• 54:33
  Speaker 5: It's it's so it's such horseshit. Everyone that works here says,
• 54:39
  Speaker 5: you know, if they if they vote someone out or
• 54:41
  Speaker 5: backstab someone, they're like, that's the game, it's part of
• 54:44
  Speaker 5: the game. But then if it happens to them, they're like,
• 54:48
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna murder your children. We're never gonna speak again.
• 54:52
  Speaker 5: You're not good at your job, I'm gonna talk to
• 54:54
  Speaker 5: Dave and get you fired.
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 54:57
  Speaker 5: And it's like it's just as simple as it's like, No,
• 55:00
  Speaker 5: it's all personal. It's all going to be taken personally,
• 55:05
  Speaker 5: and nobody can avoid that. There have been a few
• 55:08
  Speaker 5: times where people have not taken it personally. I didn't
• 55:11
  Speaker 5: take it personally, but that's because I.
• 55:14
  Speaker 3: Took it personally.
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: No, I didn't.
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: I remember picking you up from the airport in DC
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: and you were like, Rudy is dead to me.
• 55:19
  Speaker 5: That's that's that's that's the most Dangerous Game Show. Yeah, yeah,
• 55:23
  Speaker 5: I took that personally. Yeah, I definitely took that personally.
• 55:26
  Speaker 5: Surviving because of how personally I took Most Dangerous Game Show,
• 55:30
  Speaker 5: I was like, I'm not going to put emotional stakes
• 55:32
  Speaker 5: into this. I'm not going to invest myself emotionally in this.
• 55:35
  Speaker 5: I'm just going to try to have fun and win
• 55:37
  Speaker 5: all the challenges I can't and then I'm assuming I'll
• 55:39
  Speaker 5: get voted out. And I did, and that's why I
• 55:41
  Speaker 5: was able to click back into that, like I access
• 55:44
  Speaker 5: to that promise to myself. Yeah, the moment I was
• 55:47
  Speaker 5: being fucked in the.
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: Ass and you can watch that access happen live on CAH. Yeah,
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: because you're like them, You're realizing not only are you
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: getting voted out, but you're getting screwed out of like
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: a quote unquote miscommunication.
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah you got loopholed, you got loopholed back.
• 56:03
  Speaker 5: Well, I didn't get loopholed, I got like loopholed the host, Like,
• 56:08
  Speaker 5: after the fact.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: You got insider traded.
• 56:11
  Speaker 5: It was like what happened in the real time was
• 56:14
  Speaker 5: a complete blurring of the lines, or not even it
• 56:18
  Speaker 5: was a it was an overstep of the rule, and
• 56:22
  Speaker 5: then after the fact they retrofitted a like an understanding
• 56:27
  Speaker 5: to make it so that the host and the rules
• 56:31
  Speaker 5: people hadn't just fucked me, but they did.
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you got sucked back.
• 56:34
  Speaker 5: I was like, if I get voted out of the game,
• 56:36
  Speaker 5: the idle dies, and Jeff was like, yes, it will
• 56:39
  Speaker 5: die if you're not in the game. And then he's like, well,
• 56:41
  Speaker 5: when I said that it was true, It's like come on, yeah, yeah,
• 56:45
  Speaker 5: you dare, Yeah, you got fucked.
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: It happens.
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: I think some people have been able to take it
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: like a gracefully this season, like Danny Jack just got
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: voted off and she was able to take it extremely gracefully.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: She's just like kind of her didn't cry.
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's class.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: I like didn't cry. I think Hannah didn't cry.
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: Hella cried, but like Montoya, Oh yeah, okay, I was
• 57:14
  Speaker 3: thinking about there was the golf girl.
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: Was she in this? Hannah Cook?
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: No, Hannah Montoya. But then none of them cried, which
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: like last season four or four women cried way too much.
• 57:27
  Speaker 3: Crying the same nails on a chalkboard.
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: Really brutal.
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: It was so brutal. Yeah, watching something for entertainment, people
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: are just.
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: But that's some people's entertainments is crying, not me. Some
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: people love a tear.
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: I hate tears really yeah, save them?
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: Well, do you hate them so much?
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: A dock In style?
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: Really yeah?
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: I think it's I mean, it's it's good TV.
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: Your crying.
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: The producers were probably salvating. I will say this season
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: has been not it doesn't have the star powers last season,
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: but the gameplay, the challenges, the uh, everything else that
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: you want to see as a Survivor fan has been
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: in this season. M Yeah, it's like almost a better season.
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: What do you think about like the alliances like when
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: when I've always wondered that too. When people do the
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: alliances and they're like, we had an alliance, It's like,
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: but you knew like it to only one person can win. Yeah,
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: that alliance is gonna crumble.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I think when it happened so early on,
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: you're like, well, you didn't have to do it to me. Yeah,
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: like you could have if we had an alliance. Like
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: even Nick Nick is like the most even keel well
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: liked person, and he was like when did you see
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: when he walked out? Yeah, he's like, what are you
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: sorry for? We're fucking me over?
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: He said.
• 58:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah yeah, And people were giving Nick shit. It's
• 58:44
  Speaker 5: like nobody understands how that feels.
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: And also the show is not as good if you
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: don't care as much. Yeah, the show is better because
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: Nick cared that much.
• 58:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah it is. Uh, it definitely is, because like I've
• 58:57
  Speaker 3: never done it, so like I'm saying all this stuff,
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: but I'm assuming. Yeah, when you're in it, it's probably
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: it's probably pretty fucking annoying to get voted off.
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: Like that, right. Imagine if Meek, Phil and Dante had
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: double crossed you, Oh I'd kill them both.
• 59:11
  Speaker 3: You would kill the Dawn wouldn't have a choice.
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: Dante reached out to me and said he was ready
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: to bury the hatchet.
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: Oh that's good from the whole Chicago situation, the hatchet
• 59:22
  Speaker 3: when we went to the Cubs game with Big Cat.
• 59:25
  Speaker 3: Remember Francis got the text and he was like, Yo,
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: where you at? Just got here?
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: Oh and he was at dinner with La Yeah yeah,
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: but he made it seem like he was at dinner
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: alone power move, and that I had stood him up alone.
• 59:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
• 59:39
  Speaker 5: And we were at the Cubs game and I was like,
• 59:41
  Speaker 5: what do you mean, where am I'm at the Cubs game?
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: Honestly, the worst thing me and you should be more
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: insulted by that entire scenario, that Dante didn't invite us
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: to the dinner. We're equally visiting, like Francis's.
• 59:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I mean I don't really have like a
• 59:58
  Speaker 3: close relationship up with the Dawn.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: I like Dante and I go out to dinner. We've
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: done it.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you've you've been to dinner once. You
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: probably had one dinner with Dante in your life.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 3: I don't think so.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: Well, you're only one behind Francis and the best.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 3: Friend that is true. Yeah, I guess I probably have
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 3: had dinner near Dante.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I mean. And he didn't invite you,
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: So it's like what what, like, are we chopped livers?
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: Like why if he's inviting Katik and Ella, what was
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: going to happen at that dinner? I feel like you're
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: going to get tapped for like the party society.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: I like that crew. I like that the three of
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: them are chums. What an interesting group of friends. I
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: like that.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it is an interesting I really like Dante. So
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 5: I'm glad that he's willing to sort of forgive me.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 5: He's coming to New York, and I said, we'll go
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 5: out to dinner, and I was thinking of taking him
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 5: to the restaurant Dante, oh and be like, I got
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 5: you a restaurant.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's why I.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: Made this for you.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: Dante came to Brooklyn and he was like, any go
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: to Brooklyn recommendations. I'm staying at whatever hotel he was
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: staying at. You can probably guess which hotel Dante would
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: stay at. The one, yes, and uh the uh. And
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: so I made him like the most comprehensive list of
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: places that he could go or hang out or different
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: types of dinner options that he could go to that
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: were close or around him. Look at look at how
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: look at how comprehensive and like well organized.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: That is good for you? Is really good?
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean look, bro, look at like coffee breakfast.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: This is for Dante if only in Brooklyn. So I
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: was like coffee places near him, wow, lunch places just
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: completely comprehensive. He didn't go to one place. He didn't
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: go to one place that I recommended to him. Wow,
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: is that a trash list? Is that? Knock it? Huh?
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 3: I said, you can't knock it? Why because sometimes you know,
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 3: you just you find somewhere that you think looks good.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: Oh you went all Brooklyn. This is awesome. Yeah, it
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: all I wrought you to send this to me.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: It's all Clinton.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 3: Maybe he wanted to get out of the borough.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: I mean you you've been to just about I mean,
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: what are those places?
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: Not many of these bars and clubs and stuff in
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: the night life.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 5: It occurred to me like sometimes I'll get these things
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 5: on Instagram that are like the five coolest bars in
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 5: New York City right now, and I'm like, I haven't
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 5: been to a bar in New York City. In years.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: Just a good old fashioned pub, like.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 5: A bar where you're like, let's people watch and talk
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 5: to people.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, talk to strangers, yeah, meet strangers. I just go
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: to restaurants.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't fuck with bars, no mo.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 3: If I was getting hammered, I would definitely like going
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: to a bar. But going to a bar sober it's
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: just so brutal.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: What about the mocktails they've gotten good?
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 3: Would you like a cattle juice box at the bar.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: My mocktail is basically a caprice somewhere crush tights. Yeah,
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: like a room.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: Mocktails do nothing for me. It's just you're just standing
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 3: there drinking juice, drinking a Shirley Temple.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: Shirley Temple is delicious, of course it is. Francis. You
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: brought me to a bar before we went to dinner
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: that one night.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 5: Where did we go? It was like a speaker, Oh
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 5: yeah we did, Yeah, we did do that was nice.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 5: I forgot about that, okay, yeah, so that's fair. We
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 5: went to a bar, we went for we got four
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 5: before dinner.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and we didn't we It wasn't the intention of
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: meeting other people.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: I haven't done a bar where that was the point
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: in a long time.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to do that this weekend where because
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: the the fellows are coming. I'm dreading it.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: But you're dreading your friends coming to town.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 3: Now. I'm pumped for my friends to come. I'm dreading
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 3: the evening that they want to go out because I
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 3: know it's just going.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: To be Are you going to be in qu or
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: are you going to explore different Burroughs?
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 3: I think they want to go to Manhattan?
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: Should I say? Why don't I send you the list?
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: I sentante?
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 3: I don't think they're going to go to Brooklyn.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: They wouldn't go to Brooklyn. You have to damn near
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: go through Brooklyn to get to Manhattan Lower Manhattan.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, damn near taking the train. What about green Point?
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 3: That's near where you live? Right, it's close.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: You guys should go to Carl's Sober Bar in green Point.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 3: We'll be there.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: Carl Rack has a he has a Yeah, he has
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: a non alcoholic bar in green Point. If you took
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: them there and didn't tell them that I should bring
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: it on them, that is completely and.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 5: Meaning to tell you, guys, I'm concerned about your drinking.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 5: So we're going to start here.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: None of us are drinking this weekend.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 3: Actually, I saw Lev drink a full Na beer this
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 3: weekend thinking it was a real.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: Beer, and you started acting Goofy're right.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he started acting like he was hammered. He's like,
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 3: I'm peeling good. It's like that's a that's an enigory.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: Started dancing.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it is such a funny thing to do though,
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 3: when you're drinking, Like you've done that. I remember you
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 3: did that with the pironis.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I try them once. Yeah, it was devastating.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 3: No, you said you were pregaming for a concert.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: I bought I bought six pack of Proni's then they
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: were zero zeros. Yeah, I thought they were heavies. I
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: thought they were Peroni heavies Peronis. Like that's like a
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: classy you feel like you're outside in Europe drinking because
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: I was getting drunk off the butt, like the vibes alone.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's great and I still feel good.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 3: That was when you went to the to the Paramore podcasts.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I went to the Paramoal concert. Got there late
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: and they were done singing songs.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 3: It's just an on real night making gaming with zero
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 3: zeros and getting to the concert and they're sitting down talking.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: It was in a venue to where like it was
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: standing room only, and I had to go to the
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: balcony and like stand behind people. I wasn't even belly
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: up at the balcony. I was like peeking over people's
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: shoulders to get like a glimpse of Hailey Williams hair.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: But I am going to when Haley Williams comes back
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: into town at Forest Hills next month. I am going
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: to be there.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: Oh really, she's going to perform there? Yeah?
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 3: Is it Paramore there?
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: Sir Josh who Alan? Oh you're thinking Hailey Steinfeld?
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: That is who I'm thinking about?
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 3: On bro, Come on now, who's Haley Williams Paramore?
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: Oh? Okay, you're not a Paramore guy.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: Nope, you'd love them.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 3: Actually, I would go to Forest Hills to see Haley Williams.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 3: I love Paramore, do you actually?
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Well, what about her solo stuff?
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 3: I've only ever listened to her?
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: What kind of fucking color is that?
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 3: I've only ever listened to the Paramour stuff herr.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: I mean, her solo music's great.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 3: I'll have to catch up.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: It aligns with you politically too, of course. She just
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: performs with a Regina George cut out of her nipple
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: nipple poking two shirt free the nipple Conker nipple. Yeah,
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: we uh we got this football season. We should go
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: to a bar. Okay, doesn't that sound nice?
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah? It does.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 5: But I want to go to like a cool, classy
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 5: hotel bar with leather and darkness.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 3: It probably won't be showing football there, No, they won't be.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 3: So you want to just go to a bar during football,
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 3: but we're not going to watch.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: I want to watch it on. I want to be
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: like Don Draper at a bar. I might start wearing suits.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: Guys think that's a good idea.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: Now you should wear a suit with like a T
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: shirt like your Andrew Tait.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, mister Plenty, yeah.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: You should go with You should wear a Cobra taite
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: mister Plenty suit.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 3: Dude, I gotta, I gotta, mister Plenty.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 5: I bought a suit at that sample sale that I
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 5: went to all like a couple of years ago, where
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 5: I bought all that shit and I bought a suit
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 5: off the rack, you know, seventy five percent off.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 2: So I thought, okay.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 5: Then I went to my dry cleaning place and had
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 5: the tailor bring it in where it needed to be
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 5: and fitted to me or whatever. And then I wore
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 5: it to a wedding and nothing has ever fit me worse.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 5: And I was like, oh, this was a mistake. Yeah,
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 5: you can't do this.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: I bought it.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 3: I bought the suit off the rack and Macy's and
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 3: it's fits like a glove.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: I know you're saying, Francis, you need to have it
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: built a body.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 5: It just didn't work at all for me. So I
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 5: went on my buddy Lawrence from Throwing Fits. I was like, dude,
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 5: I need to buy I need to get a suit.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 5: He was like, you got to go see Jay Muser
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 5: And I went there and I'm getting fitted. I got
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 5: fitted for a custom suit and it wasn't as much
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 5: as I.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: Would have thought. Actually wasn't a little over a thousand maybe.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 3: Oh really, yeah, it's actually not as bad as I
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 3: would He.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: Cut me a deal. They were really nice to me. Nice.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 3: That's cool.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 5: But anyway, the point is is that I'm getting fit
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 5: for this custom shoot and I'm deeply concerned about the
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 5: weight loss that I got fit for it at a
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 5: time when I was at my absolute bulkiest bulk.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 3: You're gonna be looking like the Kings of comedy.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 5: And then by the time it's a right arise, I'm
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 5: gonna be Tracy McGrady in the draft.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, kind of afraid of you motherfuckers. That's good though,
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: Like better to have it at your biggest so you
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: can get it taken, you.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: Can take it in. But it's just another thing where
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: you know.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: Come Olympic time, come the opening ceremony, you're.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: Gonna I probably should have waited a little bit because
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 2: I didn't tell them that I'm doing two a days
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: to make the Olympics.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 3: Do you think it's going to impact the podcast in
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 3: like a negative way if you're like gone for the competing, No,
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 3: not at all, You'll just do zoom episode.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 2: No, I will be here. Oh you're not going to
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 2: miss the pod, don't you worry? Oh okay, by the way,
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 2: there's no chance I make the Olympics.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 3: The hell and be like so negative on you.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 5: Well, I don't want to worry about that. You know
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 5: we're not gonna don't you worry?
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: Don't you worry? That was his main thing is he's
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: not going to miss the pod.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 3: So if you don't miss the pod, I'm fine with
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 3: you competing.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've gotten like four customs suits from a place
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: called Enzo Customs and there it's fantastic. But I just
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: like that there's an Italian guy's name involved.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: Yea.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 3: Is that the where you get all your other plaid ones.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why I got some plaid ones. I'll just
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: go through the book. They give you a book of fabrics. Oh,
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: I just try to find the ugliest fabric. But ugly
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: fabric with a well fitted suit makes for a demonair.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 3: Look.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 2: Oh that's cool.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 3: Yea, that very classy.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah that's nice.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: I can't wait till you get that suit. What color
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: did you go with?
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 5: I went with like a sort of a chocolate brown. Actually, wow,
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 5: I'm a big brown guy. You're a big brown guy.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 2: I'm a brown guy.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: That's a very brown guy.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 3: Yea coated?
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: What fabric?
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 3: That's what the money's for.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 2: It's this. It's a light wool, a tumnal.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 3: I suppose it's gonna be hot.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 5: No, I think it's something that is all seasons, that
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 5: works for a man for all seasons, a man in full.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 5: You ever read any of those books, what Bonfire, the
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 5: Vanities or Man in Full Tom Wolf?
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh they're good books. Man, I'm reading the sequel
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 3: to the Terminal List right now, Jack Carr.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: Good book sounds like ass Now it's really good. Well
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: it sounds like ass Well it's not. We'll sell it then.
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  Speaker 2: I should notify, I should let everyone know really quickly
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: that I have decided that I will not be going
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 2: on tour this fall. And uh, I'm sorry to anyone
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 2: who bought tickets. I don't really have it in me
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 2: to uh to tour. I don't really feel like I
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: have the material. I want to focus on my work
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: here at Barstool and boy Dad, So I apologize anyone
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 2: that bought tickets.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: Oh that's great for us.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going to be uh devoting my energy here.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 3: I have inherited all of Francis's dates, so with the tickets,
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 3: dates and material, handed me the hour over as well.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, memorize this, memorize this verbatim. Yeah, how does that
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: make you feel?
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 2: Believe?
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: Phenomenal?
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 2: Very really really?
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 3: I imagine I.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: Don't know a single standard comic that likes doing stand
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: up comedy.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 3: I like doing stand up comedy. I hate touring. It's
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 3: so draining, is it.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 5: I mean I did it for like ten years. I've
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 5: done it for ten plus years, and I just got
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 5: used to it. But after a while you sort of
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 5: take stock and realize, like, boy, the amount of time
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 5: that I spend away, especially it being on the weekends,
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 5: is making it very hard for me to like develop
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 5: meaningful relationships.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: Or oh, you're choosing wealth.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 5: Well, I don't have anyone, but so many of my
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 5: relationships have sort of died on the vine as a
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 5: result of my continued absences. And I don't know, I
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 5: think it's time for me to like, I don't I
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 5: just I just think my future here is brighter than
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 5: out there, and I'm excited to the podcast is doing
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 5: so well, Like I want to put energy into creating
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 5: supplement material around this, and I have some fun ideas
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 5: for stuff that I want to do at barstool, and uh,
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 5: I don't know, I just like this more.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: I really do.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: SaaS, we're gonna need you to give up your tour
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: as well so we can all spend time together on
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: the weekends.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 3: Well, I only have a couple of dates for the fall, so.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm still pushing for that Scotland trip. I
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: think that the fucking Edinburgh trip.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 2: That'd be cool. I'd be sick some good five fishing
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 2: over there.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: Really good.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 3: We're in Scotland.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to London in October for the Eagles game.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: Oh maybe you guys come.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 5: I would like to do that. I hear that's there's
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 5: some great shows going on on the West End right now.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 5: Oh really, yeah, why don't you? He'll go see football,
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 5: and you and I'll go to a musical.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 3: We'll see Wicked.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: You guys, you guys can see Hades Town.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 2: I think you can do better than Wicked.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 3: Yeahs phenomenal.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 2: Wicked is phenomenal, but it's been around too long. It's stale.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 3: Phantom of the Opera even staler, more stale. Better though,
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 3: is that kind of thing that's Phantom of the operas?
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: Bro, you're so dumb.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 5: So baffled by the matching outfits. I really am green shorts,
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 5: blue crew neck.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 3: Being in this pretty much. This is pretty much every day.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: Him being in a crew neck kind of a last
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: episode kind of gave me permission to be like, it's
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: long sleeve season.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's definitely.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: And I can't really wear pants, just jam pants under this.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: I went out to the fucking river cafe, I pants
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: squeezed under a fucking brace.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 2: You went to the river cafe with that thing on?
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: Yes, no way fall in. You could swim with this, No,
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: I'd be swimming against it. I'd be like dragged down.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 5: Did you see the seaplane that landed in the East
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 5: River and started sinking?
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: I didn't, of course I did.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 5: It's it seems as if that sort of thing is
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 5: happening more and more frequently, which means that every time
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 5: I ride my bike across the Manhattan Bridge, I am
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 5: looking for a plane crashing airplanes so that I can
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 5: cliff dive in, climb down to the lowest part of
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 5: the bridge, jump in and rescue people.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 3: Me and the fellas had a great talk last night
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 3: about the Delta, the trading cards, oh yeah, and our
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 3: thought processes on them. I was saying, I think they're cool,
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 3: but I would never ask for one because I don't
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 3: want to hold up the line from one of the
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 3: pirates from one of the pirates.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: And they said that they would want one of the
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: pirates trading cards.
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  Speaker 2: Bo said he would ask what are the pirates trading cards.
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  Speaker 2: What are you telling me?
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 3: The Pirates the pilots they give out, they have like.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: From the Pirates of Penzance. You've seen that musical, right, yes, Sullivan.
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  Speaker 5: I have seen The Pirates of pen Zance. In fact,
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 5: I auditioned for it in college.
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  Speaker 1: The modern major General.
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  Speaker 2: They're pretty cool. To be honest, it is modern. I
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 2: am the very model of them, modern major General. Musical
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 2: show the facts.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: See Bro, you don't know anything about musicals.
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  Speaker 2: Many cheerful facts of the hypothenuse straight system.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: Now so was the modern major General?
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  Speaker 2: Bro?
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  Speaker 1: He had like eighteen daughters. The fuck are you talking about?
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 3: Bro?
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: Definitely gay, no chance, Uh, Francis, didn't you have an
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: interesting uh interaction with the pirates as you were leaving
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: a Delta flight recently? Mmmmm a pirate?
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  Speaker 3: You should ask for a trading card because I think
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 3: it depending on what plane you're on. I think that
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 3: some of them are actually worth like a couple hundred
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 3: couple hundred.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, a three eighty pilots like getting a minted Jordan
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: card from UNC exactly.
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  Speaker 3: But we were debating if they have specific cards for
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 3: the plane or if it's just random. You get a random.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 2: Card I think they have the cards for their plane.
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  Speaker 3: That's what BO was saying. But I was saying, how
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 3: would there be any value to them if if everyone
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 3: that took an A three eighty could just get the
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 3: A three eighty card.
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  Speaker 2: Well, maybe those pilots are told not to come out
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 2: and give their carts away very often.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 3: It's true, they don't give them out at all. You
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 3: have to ask.
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  Speaker 5: Also, I would imagine that there are fewer A three
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 5: eighties in the fleet of Delta planes versus the smaller ones.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely, So presumably fewer people are flying than those.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 2: Maybe what happen.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 3: Three eighty sits almost a thousand thousand, one thousand souls?
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 2: Is that right? Yeah, one thousand.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 3: It's like nine hundred and thirty.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 2: Or something like that. Good for you for knowing that.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 3: I don't know. It's either like eight hundred and ninety
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 3: or nine hundred thirty.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 2: We need to know, Tyler, how many people does it?
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: A three eighty six sol?
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 2: What is the soul?
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 3: It's it's the largest soul plane sole plane. Yeah, hold
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 3: back to Bernie Mac, the second Bernie Mac.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 5: We've had eight hundred and fifty three souls passengers and crew. Oh, oh,
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 5: in a single class, all economy layout, three class layouts
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 5: five twenty five.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: That's because they're making so much money on the people
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: up front. Yeah, yeah, Francis, what was your interaction with
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: the pilot?
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 5: Well, I got off a nice Delta flight coming back
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 5: from the Internet Invitational, and I landed in LaGuardia and
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 5: I was walking through the terminal and a Delta pilot
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 5: who had gotten off of his flight from somewhere else
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 5: and was you know, had his nice hat on and
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 5: that short sleeved button down shirt that they wear and
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 5: the black trousers and the sweet roller suitcase. He came
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 5: out to me he goes no way, and I was
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 5: like yeah, and he was like, oh dude, my wife
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 5: and I we love your videos. You also you were
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 5: so great and tires And I was like, did someone
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 5: pay you to do this? Because for a Delta pilot
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 5: to be complimenting me and fawning over me is the
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 5: most backwards.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: That's like when Spider Man comes out of a kid's
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: birthday party, you know, me.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 2: Is so backwards. To me.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 5: I was like, I have been such a fan of
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 5: you guys and what you guys do for so long
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 5: that this is very back.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 2: He's like, can I take a picture? And I was like, yeah,
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 2: as long as you share it with me. Yeah.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 5: Uh, And he took a picture and went on his way,
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 5: and I was just like, it was the coolest thing
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 5: that's happened to me in a long time.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the top dog's whale.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 2: The Delta pilot.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 3: Should have asked them to come on the pod.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: We need to get one.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 2: We do need to get one. We need a Delta play.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: There's probably Delta pilots that listen. There's at least one
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: Delta pilot that has listened to this podcast during a flight.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: They get leisure time while they're up there. I've been
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: on private planes and I've seen guys playing Candy Crush,
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: always fucking Andy Crusher on a huge iPad. Bro, I
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: think Candy Crush might be the most popular game in
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: the world. World. Yeah, you guys should have a Challenger's
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: Candy Crush.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 3: I think we really need to.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: You should be playing game. There's probably people who are
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: so good at Candy Crush that we don't even know
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: they exist.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 3: Bro, what's up with older women playing games on their phone?
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: Dude?
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, my mom was just bro.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: My mom was just crushing a game. It was the
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: most colorful game I've ever seen.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 3: Every flight that I've been on in the last like
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 3: two months, I'm sitting next to like an older lady
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 3: just ripping games on her phone.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they do, and they a lot of the time
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 2: they'll play them with the sound.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, it's very like I've never seen anything
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 3: like it.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm happy for them. It's like they're they're finally
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: they finally have a chance.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like they're playing like they'll play like Solitaire,
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 3: Clash Royale, Subway Surfer.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're playing Subway Surfer.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 3: They'll play anything.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: What was going on with Clash of Clans when it
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: had like it would have like a major time slot
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: NFL commercial with Kate Upton in it or shit like that.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 3: Clash of Clans at its peak was fun as fuck.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: How much money did were they making billions?
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 3: Purchases billions? I guarantee it's it's still I think it's
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 3: still the biggest. I think it's still the biggest game
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 3: in on the app store.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: Ten billion lifetime rev.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 2: Wow, you were right. I don't know why I laughed.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 1: But I mean, at their peak, what did they ever
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: have a single year where they cleared a bill.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 3: I would assume, So, I mean, bro, it was so
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 3: fun getting the notification.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: So fun.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 3: You're getting raided.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: One point three to two billions? So are we calling
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: that billions won in one year? Is that billions?
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 2: I think we're going to give Harry this one.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it made billions. They made door ten billion. I
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 3: want to get into the game. Rust you guys? Ever
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 3: you guys ever see that game? No, it's like kind
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 3: of like Clash of Plans, but it's like, uh more,
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 3: it's like a first person shooter, but like apparently it's
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 3: one of those games where you you spawn in with
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 3: like nothing. You spawn in and it's just like a
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 3: naked dude, and then you like build a whole village
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 3: and ship with like a team of people that you're
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 3: playing with. But the server, you're all, it's always active,
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 3: like it's always online. So like you'll wake up in
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 3: the middle of the night and your your your village
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 3: is being raided and you guys are get you're getting
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 3: like fleeced for everything.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 2: This sounds like a healthy way to live.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 3: And then you got to like call all your bros
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 3: at like three am and be like, yo, we got
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 3: to get on like we're getting we're getting fucked up.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's in real time, it's in real time, and
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: you're it's a multiplayer. Yeah, oh wow. What if one
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 1: of your bros is like, uh, has a job.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 3: You're fucked. He's not about it.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: They get your unemployed gang. So you're gonna get this together.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: How are you even going to play video games this
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 1: weekend with all your boys in town land? Are you? Actually?
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: They're bringing setups for that out.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 3: No, no, but we will play some black ops too
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 3: on the split screen. Where are your friends staying apartment?
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 2: All of them?
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: None of them are staying with Nate.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 3: Well, Nate lives, he has an apartment, so he'll stay
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 3: at his apartment, and then someone will sleep on the
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 3: couch and Bo's bringing an air mattress.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna be away. I'm gonna be in made with
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 5: my family. If one of them wants to stay in mind,
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 5: they're welcome to. I'll pass it along, but specifically Bo, Yeah, yeah,
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 5: I'll pass it along.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 1: Peters can't Would you leave some beans behind for Bow?
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 5: There's beans, but I don't want him touching the machine. Really,
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 5: he doesn't know how to operate. You'd fuck that thing up.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 5: I don't touch that machine bow, he.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 3: Would break it.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 1: Does he have your permission to try to trade the
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 1: beans for something like a.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 3: Cup of coffee? Showing up to Starbucks with a big
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 3: thing of beans?
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 1: I'd like to barter. What was the What was the
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 1: exact trade in Jack and the Magic bean Stalk?
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 3: I think it was three beans, three magic beans for
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 3: a peso?
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 1: Was there a cow that's involved?
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 3: Might have been a cow.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 1: Jack trades milk milk cow for a stranger for some.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 2: Beans, magical beans.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 5: Then he goes all the way up and realizes that
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 5: there's a cannibalistic giant.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 1: Wait, we can't. We're gonna spoil the odyssey if we
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 1: keep telling this story.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 3: All right, all right, okayed the cat Steve.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 1: Steve's getting angry, Steven's ornery.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 3: All right, Thank you guys for listening. We will be
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 3: back next Tuesday. See you next Tuesday. Goodbye,