Latest / After 2 Beers / #156 After 2 Beers: An Odyssey of Love, AI Threats, and Mental Health Realities
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- 0:21Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm Dutch Dalton, joined as always by Kim and Keblar.
- 0:25Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That's me and joining us as well, our new and featured co-host.
- 0:29Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I don't know why I said featured.
- 0:31Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm sorry, giblur, I am featured.
- 0:33Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You're like that, also starring on the Saturday Night.
- 0:37Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Live.
- 0:39Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Michael Puddin Summers.
- 0:41Chris "Dutch" Daulton: What's going on On this week's show?
- 0:44Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We are going to get back into doing the Am I the Asshole?
- 0:48Chris "Dutch" Daulton: After we skipped it last week Did we.
- 0:50Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, this is why.
- 0:51Kim "Gibbler" Ross: It was after more than a couple of years, yeah.
- 0:54Chris "Dutch" Daulton: This is why I write this stuff down.
- 0:56Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Otherwise you forget whole segments and then when you ask at the end, hey, did we get everything done?
- 1:00Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Nope, we got it, we got it.
- 1:01Michael "Puddin" Summers: Let's roll, let's roll, let's roll.
- 1:05Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All right this week's, am I the Asshole?
- 1:07Chris "Dutch" Daulton: The guy in his mid 40s has a picture on his wall in his office at his house of his old fiance when they were young.
- 1:14Chris "Dutch" Daulton: He's not married to that woman.
- 1:16Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh, she's in a bikini and I'll give you the details.
- 1:20Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Later we're going to determine if he's an asshole or not for keeping it Okay.
- 1:24Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Right, we have Giblur's Giblets, and then, in a to be news, I'm going to tell you about the worst first day of school ever.
- 1:37Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Oh girl.
- 1:38Michael "Puddin" Summers: All of them.
- 1:38Michael "Puddin" Summers: Yeah right, no, you don't even understand.
- 1:41Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We're going to go through that.
- 1:42Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And then one guy had a very full evening and, yeah, he made news for it.
- 1:48Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We're going to talk about that.
- 1:49Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Very full evening yeah.
- 1:51Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It was a full day.
- 1:52Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Full day.
- 1:52Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Talk about Carpe Diem.
- 1:54Chris "Dutch" Daulton: This guy sees the day, took it all, yeah.
- 1:56Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And then I'm going to tell you why AI is just another thing, that why you should be scared to death of the future Terminator man.
- 2:02Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's coming for us.
- 2:03Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm telling you right now, they're coming for your pass codes and they're doing a great job of guessing them.
- 2:08Michael "Puddin" Summers: Yeah, but they are.
- 2:09Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, they are.
- 2:10Chris "Dutch" Daulton: What do you have on your phone that you wouldn't want anybody else to see?
- 2:13Chris "Dutch" Daulton: They can figure it out.
- 2:16Chris "Dutch" Daulton: There's going to be an app one day.
- 2:17Michael "Puddin" Summers: Oh yeah, you just downloaded it on to the next phone.
- 2:20Michael "Puddin" Summers: Yeah, yeah, it's coming.
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- 4:04Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Boy, that guy hates fat people.
- 4:08Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Good thing I have oatmeal cream pies.
- 4:11Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Good thing I can buy my own fund rounds, otherwise he'd be singing about me.
- 4:18Michael "Puddin" Summers: I'm taller than 5'3", though, yeah right, I'm lucky, I'm not.
- 4:21Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It depends on the shoes I'm wearing.
- 4:23Michael "Puddin" Summers: All right.
- 4:24Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Are you guys ready to get going?
- 4:25Michael "Puddin" Summers: Let's do it.
- 4:26Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm diving into the show.
- 4:27Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Before we get into the MI, the asshole segment, I want to talk about something I saw on social media.
- 4:32Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Sometimes I love this country and sometimes I'm just appalled by it.
- 4:39Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Let me start by reading a social media post that was by the mayor of Huber Heights, ohio.
- 4:51Chris "Dutch" Daulton: He goes the rumors you have heard are true.
- 4:55Chris "Dutch" Daulton: The very first Buckeys in the state of Ohio is coming to Huber Heights.
- 5:00Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It will be at the intersection of 235 and 70 in the northeast corner.
- 5:05Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Well, he's getting very specific.
- 5:07Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Oh, he's been put out like the blueprints and such.
- 5:10Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Wow, yeah, he said, representatives from Buckeys will be at the planning commission on Tuesday night, august 15.
- 5:16Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Tonight you won't have to drive to Kentucky to get your beef, jerky and brisket sandwiches.
- 5:22Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Welcome to the Huber Heights Bucky where Hack B happy to have you Hack Bs yeah.
- 5:29Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So if you're not familiar with Buckeys, especially if you're not from the eastern part of the US or Texas, just to kind of give you an idea, it's a fucking gas station.
- 5:40Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Huge gas station.
- 5:41Kim "Gibbler" Ross: It's a huge gas station.
- 5:42Michael "Puddin" Summers: It's the size of Walmart.
- 5:43Michael "Puddin" Summers: It's got a hundred pumps.
- 5:45Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I actually looked it up.
- 5:46Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's a third the size of an average Walmart A third yes, okay.
- 5:50Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So it's 36,000 square feet and I was looking online to try to figure out a comparison.
- 5:57Chris "Dutch" Daulton: For people to give an idea, the White House is 67,000 square feet.
- 6:03Chris "Dutch" Daulton: The White House consists of 132 bedrooms, 35 bathrooms, 28 fireplaces, three elevators, a tennis court, a bowling alley, a movie theater, a jogging trap, a swimming pool and a putting green, and it's only a thousand square feet bigger than a Buckeys.
- 6:21Michael "Puddin" Summers: We love our gas station.
- 6:23Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh, my God.
- 6:24Kim "Gibbler" Ross: It's the cinnamon pecans for me.
- 6:27Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So we're going to get into all of this because this is good for me.
- 6:30Chris "Dutch" Daulton: What's funny to me about it is it's just a gas station that just has everything, but lots of everything.
- 6:39Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yes, right, like you know, you can walk into any dirt hole, vp, you know where there's chalk outlines and they sell beef, jerky and sodas and all that kind of stuff.
- 6:49Chris "Dutch" Daulton: But it's got the Buckeys Do what.
- 6:53Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You seen that video?
- 6:54Michael "Puddin" Summers: Yeah, I know, it's calling it Buckeys, buckeys, buckeys, buckeys Beef you see Pfeifene.
- 7:01Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'll get it now.
- 7:02Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's awesome.
- 7:03Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I love it, oh yeah.
- 7:04Michael "Puddin" Summers: Speaking of, amber loves it.
- 7:05Michael "Puddin" Summers: My wife, yeah, she likes.
- 7:07Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Buckeys oh, loves it Really, yes.
- 7:09Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Now here's the thing that's shocking to me about it.
- 7:11Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Okay, let's say you're driving wherever you're going and you pass one.
- 7:16Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You're like, oh, that's cool, I know that I can go in there and get gas and any assorted jerkeys, yeah.
- 7:23Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Cleanest bathroom.
- 7:23Chris "Dutch" Daulton: But she won't be passing it, she'll be stopping it.
- 7:26Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Well, my sister went out of the way on her vacation to stop at a fucking gas station.
- 7:32Chris "Dutch" Daulton: There's nothing special in there.
- 7:35Michael "Puddin" Summers: How do you hang her out?
- 7:35Michael "Puddin" Summers: You got to get your brisket sandwich.
- 7:38Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's just the briskets.
- 7:38Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's not heaven's opening up of.
- 7:41Michael "Puddin" Summers: anyway, you got to get your beaver nuts.
- 7:43Kim "Gibbler" Ross: I was just saying your beaver nuggets and Beaver nuggets.
- 7:47Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Now, I was thinking about this today.
- 7:48Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm trying to figure out why it's such a big deal, because Huber Heights is about what?
- 7:53Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 35, 40 minutes from here, people on my social media timeline are like oh, we're going yeah.
- 7:59Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You're going to drive 40 minutes to get gas to feed some soda.
- 8:06Michael "Puddin" Summers: Sodas and jerky.
- 8:09Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Now it's everything that Americans love in one spot right.
- 8:12Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's food and shopping.
- 8:14Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's a mall, but not a mall.
- 8:16Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yes, it's a mall with no walls.
- 8:19Kim "Gibbler" Ross: And you can even buy alcohol.
- 8:20Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, you can buy beer and you can buy wine.
- 8:24Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Yeah, All kinds of assorted barbecue sauces.
- 8:28Michael "Puddin" Summers: I'm just saying and that's my wife was saying they stopped at one and they were having a cruise in a bunch of mustangs everywhere.
- 8:35Michael "Puddin" Summers: Oh my gosh.
- 8:36Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's a hundred bucks.
- 8:37Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Because I had a gas station, amanda and I were watching On Patrol Live and they had to go break up a car rally at a Bucky's.
- 8:43Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah.
- 8:44Michael "Puddin" Summers: It's a gas station.
- 8:46Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I just can't get past the fact.
- 8:48Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All right, so for the people that aren't familiar with these things, I think I've been to two of them, at least one, maybe twice.
- 8:55Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It was the same one.
- 8:57Michael "Puddin" Summers: You know what I mean, yeah.
- 8:58Chris "Dutch" Daulton: But anyway, I've been in one, actually just twice, because I hate to say this, I'm almost embarrassed to tell this story.
- 9:04Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Aj made us drive out of the way one time to go visit one, just so she could get those fucking nuts that you can buy online and have them next day, amazon Prime but it's not the same.
- 9:13Michael "Puddin" Summers: It's not the same.
- 9:16Kim "Gibbler" Ross: They're nice and hot, still they're, oh yeah.
- 9:21Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Well, you know jokes on her because I keep my nuts warm for all the oh 24-7.
- 9:25Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Toss some cinnamon on them and she'll be on the town.
- 9:29Michael "Puddin" Summers: A little honey glazed nuts.
- 9:31Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Now what's wild is.
- 9:33Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So we've all been in.
- 9:34Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Have you been in one Gebbler?
- 9:36Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You've been in one with me, I think.
- 9:37Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Yeah.
- 9:37Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, so you can buy anything in these things.
- 9:40Chris "Dutch" Daulton: There's Literally, there's clothes, there's inflatable buckies for Christmas because nothing says In Halloween.
- 9:47Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Well, you know, the only time I'm ever like I can remember I was thinking about this.
- 9:53Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm like an inflatable beaver, and the only time up until this place.
- 9:57Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It was normally for bachelor parties and they were like that big red lips, but you can get the inflatable beaver.
- 10:10Chris "Dutch" Daulton: As I was saying, they brag about how clean their bathrooms are.
- 10:13Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That's what.
- 10:14Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I've heard, I've never been in one and you don't have to wait.
- 10:16Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You can actually go in there and eat your brisket sandwich right off the floor.
- 10:19Michael "Puddin" Summers: Yeah, that's what they say.
- 10:19Michael "Puddin" Summers: Sit there on the floor and yeah.
- 10:21Michael "Puddin" Summers: Little picnic.
- 10:21Michael "Puddin" Summers: I was enjoying your car rally and a picnic.
- 10:27Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You can get your pet spay or neutered.
- 10:29Chris "Dutch" Daulton: They also have a tattoo and a tattoo removal.
- 10:33Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm just kidding, I'm just gonna say I'm like that wasn't the one I wanted to.
- 10:38Michael "Puddin" Summers: Don't tell her that.
- 10:39Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All right, now you know I was thinking it's a gas station.
- 10:43Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It really is just a gas station that has a lot of jerky and sodas and everything else.
- 10:51Michael "Puddin" Summers: But it is.
- 10:53Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That's the other thing Most people, when you go to like, you stop at a place you hope that like it's empty, get your gas, grab your soda, get out of there, this place.
- 11:02Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You have to stand in line to get a brisket sandwich.
- 11:05Kim "Gibbler" Ross: If you have high anxiety, it's a little difficult.
- 11:08Kim "Gibbler" Ross: At times they have grocery carts.
- 11:12Michael "Puddin" Summers: At a gas station.
- 11:13Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Right, and what's wild is?
- 11:15Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You can see people pushing like it's a destination for people.
- 11:21Michael "Puddin" Summers: As she said, like the pay scale is outrageous.
- 11:24Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Oh, it's phenomenal.
- 11:25Michael "Puddin" Summers: Like the GM of the whole place, you make almost $200,000.
- 11:28Michael "Puddin" Summers: Yeah, it's massive, the bathroom attendant makes like over $22 an hour.
- 11:33Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Really.
- 11:34Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Yeah just go clean bathrooms all day.
- 11:35Kim "Gibbler" Ross: And you get to be at Bucky's.
- 11:37Michael "Puddin" Summers: And you can afford your uh fudge rounds.
- 11:41Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm trying to get me shoot Bud.
- 11:42Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Light out my nose.
- 11:44Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All right Now.
- 11:46Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Here's the things I think this place needs to take it over the top To make this really the place that people would want to go hang out.
- 11:53Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I think first of all, they need a big giant singing beaver.
- 11:58Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Like, uh, like.
- 12:00Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Chuck E Cheese or Showbiz.
- 12:02Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, Like it would look like Lizzo, but it and she's a beautiful singer.
- 12:07Chris "Dutch" Daulton: What if she would?
- 12:08Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You know what I'm saying, Right?
- 12:12Michael "Puddin" Summers: I was thinking karaoke beaver.
- 12:14Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Karaoke beaver.
- 12:14Chris "Dutch" Daulton: What do you?
- 12:14Kim "Gibbler" Ross: mean Beaver oaky Singing with the beavers.
- 12:19Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh, like you just get to, like you have like backup beavers, yeah, beavers, beavers.
- 12:24Michael "Puddin" Summers: Or beavers, whatever.
- 12:26Kim "Gibbler" Ross: He is going to be beavers yeah.
- 12:28Chris "Dutch" Daulton: They do sell beer and wine, as Gibbler said, I think they need a place specifically that is designated for you to go out and drink a couple, like if you're traveling.
- 12:36Kim "Gibbler" Ross: So you can people watch.
- 12:37Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Well that, oh my God, can you imagine the idea of Bucky Bar.
- 12:41Michael "Puddin" Summers: Count the Karens, bucky Bar, bucky Bar.
- 12:44Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, byob man, you just buy and walk outside.
- 12:47Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yep, they need an adult bookstore and a petting zoo.
- 12:52Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Because then it works for both.
- 12:55Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You just don't want to get the two of them mixed up.
- 12:58Michael "Puddin" Summers: I kind of can be a petting zoo Petting a bunch of beavers.
- 13:03Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh geez.
- 13:05Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You think they'd serve crabs?
- 13:08Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh man.
- 13:11Kim "Gibbler" Ross: All right, so that's definitely his bathroom.
- 13:13Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All right, now I've got a no bullshit question here for you and I thought about this sincerely.
- 13:17Chris "Dutch" Daulton: People are literally talking on social media about driving 45 minutes away to go to a gas station and I got to thinking, like what are?
- 13:28Chris "Dutch" Daulton: What is something that people in Richmond, indiana, small town, 25,000?
- 13:34Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 30 or so would we don't have today a mall well.
- 13:38Chris "Dutch" Daulton: For these that I came up with.
- 13:43Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Actually, I'm gonna give you.
- 13:44Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm gonna give you six, okay, cuz I really want to see where your head goes All right, what do you got?
- 13:48Chris "Dutch" Daulton: all right, and I and Kevin, I want you to do the same time in buddy.
- 13:51Michael "Puddin" Summers: All right, I'm gonna give you six options.
- 13:54Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You're the mayor of the day and the city council and everything else.
- 13:58Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You can determine which of these six come here.
- 14:01Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Okay.
- 14:01Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All right Target.
- 14:03Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh yeah, I knew that was gonna be one a casino.
- 14:06Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Okay a Bucky's okay, a Chick-fil-a Museum of any kind and A larger library with all everything that you would ever need to educate your kids.
- 14:24Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Now you get to pick right now.
- 14:27Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah.
- 14:29Michael "Puddin" Summers: I'm in seconds target I.
- 14:32Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Heard, we're already getting a target, but here that we're gonna get a target, so we really are getting a Chick-fil-a though well, the casino, because I was gonna go with the casino Just because of the it'll pay Purpose, uh-huh.
- 14:47Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It'll fund all the other ventures that you name so you get all six finger library and you'd get all Say yeah museums and what do you think?
- 14:56Chris "Dutch" Daulton: What's number two?
- 14:57Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Then let's say we besides casino.
- 14:59Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah.
- 15:03Michael "Puddin" Summers: I Wouldn't say Bucky's, because there's one right down the road now.
- 15:06Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Well, there's a target right down the road.
- 15:08Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah.
- 15:09Kim "Gibbler" Ross: And I'll hit Bucky's and Target.
- 15:10Kim "Gibbler" Ross: There's casinos right down the road.
- 15:12Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, you know.
- 15:13Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So that's it might.
- 15:15Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That point is nobody picked the museum, oh no, or a library or a stadium or a bigger school or I'm not gonna lie, I've not been to our library since I was in high school.
- 15:26Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, you don't really need it library nowadays really do not with the internet, I mean seriously.
- 15:32Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I mean like talk about an outdated building and doing decimal system you know, oh.
- 15:40Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Man.
- 15:40Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Anyway, I think we talked about Bucky's long enough.
- 15:44Chris "Dutch" Daulton: But it is what it is.
- 15:47Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All right, we can cut most of that out of the audio version.
- 15:52Kim "Gibbler" Ross: I was really hoping you're gonna go with like a Sam's Club or a Costco, because I can really be back, all right back behind that.
- 15:57Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Let's throw those out there like I think that that would be a good thing.
- 16:01Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Really.
- 16:01Kim "Gibbler" Ross: I'd probably pick one of those over target.
- 16:03Chris "Dutch" Daulton: What would you buy in bulk?
- 16:04Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's just two of you, oh yeah, you know, but like everything's cheaper, like some stuff you gotta watch though.
- 16:13Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, you gotta be because you're buying like 80 ounces of mayonnaise, right.
- 16:18Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Like a five gallon bucket I go through a crap ton of cream cheese.
- 16:23Kim "Gibbler" Ross: I always get my cream cheese over at Sam's Club.
- 16:25Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No, what's it when you say crap ton?
- 16:27Kim "Gibbler" Ross: so like you can buy like a, it looks like a big old Velvita block because it's just like a big Five pound block of cream cheese.
- 16:34Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, it sounds a bit.
- 16:35Chris "Dutch" Daulton: What do you just slice it and put it on the sandwich.
- 16:38Kim "Gibbler" Ross: We, we, we make lots of dips on the smoker or okay.
- 16:42Kim "Gibbler" Ross: I make my Creamy chicken enchiladas or whatever.
- 16:47Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Yeah, I mean, there's things that I actually do like to buy at my Sam's Club.
- 16:51Michael "Puddin" Summers: Yeah, we do too.
- 16:52Michael "Puddin" Summers: We got a.
- 16:52Michael "Puddin" Summers: I'm not gonna you have five kids.
- 16:55Kim "Gibbler" Ross: I get it from you, but like for me it's.
- 16:58Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm glad it's for the holidays.
- 16:59Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm glad there's not a casino in this town.
- 17:01Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh.
- 17:05Michael "Puddin" Summers: A man doesn't have to worry about that with me.
- 17:06Michael "Puddin" Summers: I don't like it.
- 17:09Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's not taste like puddin's like.
- 17:11Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Why didn't you say strip club?
- 17:16Michael "Puddin" Summers: Give me away from all.
- 17:17Michael "Puddin" Summers: Right.
- 17:17Michael "Puddin" Summers: Are you guys ready to do the Asshole?
- 17:19Chris "Dutch" Daulton: yes, let's move on from the fucking buck.
- 17:22Michael "Puddin" Summers: We're gonna do that this week.
- 17:23Michael "Puddin" Summers: Yeah, I remember.
- 17:24Michael "Puddin" Summers: All right, here we go.
- 17:27Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Do we have any more beer?
- 17:28Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Yeah.
- 17:30Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Can I, can we get one of those?
- 17:31Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Then we'll start.
- 17:32Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Do we have anybody that stayed on after that buck?
- 17:35Chris "Dutch" Daulton: He's the buckle.
- 17:37Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That was horrible if you're still there, just send us a message and we'll send you some stickers, or something.
- 17:45Michael "Puddin" Summers: I Nobody's there.
- 17:50Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Like do you, does buckies have like a theme song?
- 17:53Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Like I don't think that they have to necessarily advertise.
- 18:02Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's a great song burst over all right, amber, we love.
- 18:08Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Oh no, no destiny.
- 18:09Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Well, the mallord's already gone ever the mallord's already gone.
- 18:13Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Are you sure?
- 18:17Michael "Puddin" Summers: I don't know.
- 18:17Michael "Puddin" Summers: I thought he said there was only one.
- 18:20Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Shots of dude oh.
- 18:22Michael "Puddin" Summers: Man, I got gasoline.
- 18:23Michael "Puddin" Summers: Why you always get that one?
- 18:25Chris "Dutch" Daulton: every right.
- 18:26Chris "Dutch" Daulton: The pink Whitney.
- 18:26Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Smith's off brown five times distilled oh.
- 18:35Kim "Gibbler" Ross: This is actually really good.
- 18:37Kim "Gibbler" Ross: I like this.
- 18:37Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Adam, thank you, sir.
- 18:39Kim "Gibbler" Ross: What's up?
- 18:39Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Adam Amber survived mystery flier than the other amber.
- 18:44Michael "Puddin" Summers: Jesus.
- 18:45Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Yeah, last week it tasted weird butter scotch or is it really scratchin?
- 18:53Michael "Puddin" Summers: it's supposed to be but it's miss most, like pencil eraser.
- 18:56Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Maybe that's the flavor.
- 18:57Michael "Puddin" Summers: It's a mystery.
- 18:58Kim "Gibbler" Ross: God Used to be something better.
- 19:01Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Get erased.
- 19:03Michael "Puddin" Summers: Oh no, I'm weak, yes.
- 19:13Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh, that's gross.
- 19:14Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh, pink Whitney, all right, you know what?
- 19:27Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Here's one of the advantages for tuning in and watching this live you are the only ones are gonna hear our bucky audio.
- 19:38Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So, if you watch the, if you listen to the audio, we're basically gonna go straight in and to our mid asshole segment, but I like this segment.
- 19:47Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I hope you guys do too.
- 19:49Chris "Dutch" Daulton: This is something new.
- 19:50Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We're approaching 160 episodes, wow and we've done a lot of changes in in five and a half years and I think this is a cool segment.
- 20:01Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Aj, you like this segment.
- 20:04Michael "Puddin" Summers: Kevin said yes, you absolutely.
- 20:06Michael "Puddin" Summers: Yeah, he loves it.
- 20:10Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All right, so here we go this again.
- 20:12Chris "Dutch" Daulton: This is a Reddit subgroup.
- 20:13Chris "Dutch" Daulton: If you like this segment, you can go join Reddit and you can read dozens of these a day.
- 20:18Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yes and it's basically people that are looking for some sort of validation making sure they're not a dick.
- 20:24Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All right, here we go.
- 20:27Chris "Dutch" Daulton: This is from the perspective of a 42 year old male.
- 20:31Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Okay, so someone similar to us who's married to a 37 year old woman.
- 20:35Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Okay okay, here we go.
- 20:37Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We'll call him Chad and We'll call his wife Karen.
- 20:43Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Okay.
- 20:44Michael "Puddin" Summers: I.
- 20:48Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Wonder who's the ass?
- 20:49Kim "Gibbler" Ross: All right, we'll call her Elizabeth We'll call her Beth.
- 20:52Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Chad and Beth.
- 20:52Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So this is from Chad.
- 20:54Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Hum, my wife hates that I have a picture in my office that is a group shot of my university friends and I on a road trip, because it includes a girl named Trina that I was gonna marry when she was 21.
- 21:08Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Okay, and I'm assuming he was 21.
- 21:12Michael "Puddin" Summers: You know otherwise.
- 21:15Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Because we live on a strange planet.
- 21:16Chris "Dutch" Daulton: My university girlfriend told me she was feeling sick one morning and skipped classes that day.
- 21:21Chris "Dutch" Daulton: She passed away by the next morning she had contracted bacterial meningitis.
- 21:26Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh wow, she was a volleyball player and one of the healthiest people I knew.
- 21:30Chris "Dutch" Daulton: She he goes Chad, said.
- 21:33Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I didn't even think people died from that.
- 21:34Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Okay wow.
- 21:36Chris "Dutch" Daulton: The picture in question is from a houseboat in Lake Havasu.
- 21:39Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It is a group of us that are all still fairly close.
- 21:43Chris "Dutch" Daulton: One of the guys in the picture was the best man this wedding, and one of the girls is a friend with my wife as well.
- 21:49Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Okay, okay, so it's a good photo photo the girl I was going to marry is wearing a bikini bottom and a sports bra.
- 21:56Chris "Dutch" Daulton: She's wearing more than the rest of us.
- 21:58Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I don't know what everybody else is wearing.
- 22:00Kim "Gibbler" Ross: They was like maybe that's the problem.
- 22:04Chris "Dutch" Daulton: My wife hates this picture because it has Trina in it.
- 22:08Chris "Dutch" Daulton: She wants me to take it down and put it in an album or something.
- 22:11Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I do not own a photo album.
- 22:13Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm not taking down my picture in my office.
- 22:16Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Maybe I'm missing something.
- 22:17Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Trina was gone before I met my wife.
- 22:19Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I was devastated for a while but I got counseling and I dealt with the grief.
- 22:24Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm not hung up on her.
- 22:26Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It isn't a huge picture that takes up half my wall either.
- 22:29Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's a frame five by seven on the wall with dozens of other pictures from my past.
- 22:34Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So this is kind of crazy, right, like if it been big, giant, fat head.
- 22:37Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh yeah.
- 22:40Kim "Gibbler" Ross: He wasn't still hung up on her.
- 22:41Kim "Gibbler" Ross: He's still not gonna get her.
- 22:43Kim "Gibbler" Ross: My wife is upset that I have a picture of Trina and I won't take it down.
- 22:48Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So he is asking old Chad here, Is he the asshole?
- 22:52Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No, no.
- 22:53Michael "Puddin" Summers: I don't think so.
- 22:54Michael "Puddin" Summers: I mean, she's not around, you don't have to worry about her.
- 22:57Michael "Puddin" Summers: It's a group photo, like.
- 22:59Michael "Puddin" Summers: What is she worried about?
- 23:01Michael "Puddin" Summers: What is she so insecure about?
- 23:03Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Well, there you go, you just nailed it, yeah, and I bet you Chad doesn't even know right may not even know why she's so insecure about but that's.
- 23:11Michael "Puddin" Summers: Maybe this is right, because that was the first person he was gonna marry in well, you know it's gotta be.
- 23:16Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I thought about that right, right, because it's gotta be hard to be in a relationship with someone that's a widow or a widower, right if, especially if, they still loved that person, because then it's like you gotta be a little bit understanding because there was still a connection.
- 23:31Kim "Gibbler" Ross: It's not like they, either one of them, left each other by choice.
- 23:36Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, that's kind of a hard deal, right, he's already been through counseling.
- 23:39Michael "Puddin" Summers: He's over it, he's married you well.
- 23:42Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Even.
- 23:45Chris "Dutch" Daulton: They may, might be, but if she's bringing it up, Well he's bringing up the picture.
- 23:50Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That's a great point, though, gibbler.
- 23:51Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You said if, if he can't do anything about it, she's gone.
- 23:54Chris "Dutch" Daulton: But then If you're not fully over it, can you fully commit to the relationship that you're in?
- 24:00Kim "Gibbler" Ross: he married her.
- 24:02Michael "Puddin" Summers: That's marriage is just a legal You're talking to.
- 24:05Kim "Gibbler" Ross: You're talking to Doug about a I wanted to share half of his shit with her.
- 24:15Chris "Dutch" Daulton: See what is going on here.
- 24:18Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I show up, amber already throws me under the bus from.
- 24:21Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm telling you, I don't get the fascination with those things, I don't get it anyway, I like it.
- 24:28Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's good, rodney.
- 24:32Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yes, send us an address.
- 24:34Chris "Dutch" Daulton: If anyone that sends us an address, go to after two beers calm, there's a form you can fill out and I'll put together a little care package thing for For everybody.
- 24:44Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So if you send us a message, you get free stickers.
- 24:46Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Normally they cost money.
- 24:49Michael "Puddin" Summers: So what do you think?
- 24:50Michael "Puddin" Summers: You think he's an asshole.
- 24:51Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No, no, I think there's a lot of shit going on here, right Like.
- 24:55Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I honestly think that this lady clearly has some insecurities right, I don't know what caused them?
- 24:59Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Is you know?
- 25:00Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I don't know.
- 25:00Kim "Gibbler" Ross: I was gonna say that maybe there's a little bit of backstory or something else going on to cause her insecurities.
- 25:06Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Well, you know I was thinking about it.
- 25:08Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Here's the first thing maybe he does this to the.
- 25:09Michael "Puddin" Summers: Paragraph.
- 25:10Michael "Puddin" Summers: He was there.
- 25:11Michael "Puddin" Summers: Was she in the group, I wonder back then or no.
- 25:13Chris "Dutch" Daulton: He said that he didn't meet his wife until she had already passed.
- 25:16Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Okay, so she wasn't in the photo, obviously, but then I thought maybe it's a 37 year old wife that's comparing herself to a 21 year old right in the photo and, yeah, okay, so they don't compare anymore.
- 25:29Kim "Gibbler" Ross: No, but I'm telling you.
- 25:32Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Right and so maybe that's part of the bugaboo and clearly she has insecurities right.
- 25:37Chris "Dutch" Daulton: But, like a Great quote I heard some time or one time about that was that says if you don't let the wounds from your past heal, you end up bleeding all over the people that are trying to take care of you now right.
- 25:51Kim "Gibbler" Ross: You don't know what happened to this lady before she died of meningitis.
- 25:55Kim "Gibbler" Ross: No, not her.
- 25:56Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Maybe she got burned by somebody still held up on hung up on their ex or something well but I Taking it out on the wrong person.
- 26:07Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Well, it's not some.
- 26:08Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, I mean that's.
- 26:09Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's all about insecurities, right.
- 26:11Michael "Puddin" Summers: And plus, we don't know if he's talking about her.
- 26:12Michael "Puddin" Summers: All the time to you, yeah, yeah.
- 26:15Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I mean that's the.
- 26:16Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Thing.
- 26:17Chris "Dutch" Daulton: But well, no, but but see all the time.
- 26:20Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Not all the time I mean we're to be in a relationship with somebody that had a past partner that passed, and then they still talked about them all the time.
- 26:31Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Though.
- 26:31Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Wouldn't that be weird?
- 26:33Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Like you feel like you're being compared to them all the time.
- 26:35Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You're right, right, wouldn't you?
- 26:38Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, I.
- 26:40Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Don't know, I don't know.
- 26:41Kim "Gibbler" Ross: No, I don't want to bring up weird stuff, but like I know exactly what I want to drink and drink Like.
- 26:50Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Like even you know, I have a cousin that her husband passed away from cancer and she's still able to honor him on his birthday and everything else, and her new husband Completely understands and is you know well, and I don't think there's anything wrong with that.
- 27:05Kim "Gibbler" Ross: She had children with this man and everything else, and you know, yes, he should still be somewhat of a part of it, and Her husband does not mind and right, you know, because At the end of the day, you can love more than just one person in your lifetime.
- 27:25Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, yeah, that's the tricky part, right.
- 27:27Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So let me throw one at you, gibbler, that's gonna go right down the same path of this, right?
- 27:33Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So If you, in your current relationship, let's say you're married, Okay and your ex still has social media accounts that you haven't made him join you on.
- 27:45Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Just kidding I funny when people do that you know when people have joint social media.
- 27:51Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Oh that, that's normally the first red flag, yeah but Angie may, so that would be me.
- 27:57Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It was 30 years ago in October that my boyfriend was killed, never got over it.
- 28:01Chris "Dutch" Daulton: The love will always be there, but life goes on and there's no need for anyone who's living Sharing a life with someone who lost, someone who passed Especially it's such a young age and have any reason to be jealous of the deceased.
- 28:14Chris "Dutch" Daulton: My life, I've been totally different.
- 28:17Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That he lived, had, or I think she said yeah, I can assure you that I Agree.
- 28:24Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I think it's one of those things.
- 28:25Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's just you got to be honest with somebody up front and you can say I still had feelings for that person, but they are gone, and now I want to share what's left of my life with you right, you know, and you kind of go that route with it but I will say and this is the question I want to get into and this is where I'd love some feedback from people watching what happens when you see people in a relationship now that are on social media and they're like why do you have pictures of your ex still on social media, like you know?
- 28:54Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Or you'd have old profile photos and it's you and your ex.
- 28:58Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Do you know how hard it is to untag yourself from people's photos?
- 29:01Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh, no, no, I'm not saying it's right, oh, I'm saying you know, maybe it didn't end badly.
- 29:05Michael "Puddin" Summers: So people, you know right, they still want to have those memories in me because it's not like it didn't happen.
- 29:11Chris "Dutch" Daulton: But how many relate?
- 29:12Chris "Dutch" Daulton: How many fights do you think has been started?
- 29:14Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Because there's no pictures of past.
- 29:18Michael "Puddin" Summers: You know it's true.
- 29:18Michael "Puddin" Summers: You know it's true, it's not.
- 29:19Michael "Puddin" Summers: I don't know people.
- 29:21Michael "Puddin" Summers: I'd say people try 62.975 3%.
- 29:25Michael "Puddin" Summers: That sounds about right, yeah.
- 29:28Kim "Gibbler" Ross: How many people do you think Restart a new Facebook account or a new Instagram account so it saves them the time of untagging?
- 29:36Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Or Deleting everything I lost, my past.
- 29:40Kim "Gibbler" Ross: I will say that friend me on the new page.
- 29:43Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That's one of the things I struggle with is like when I try to invite people to come to our shows.
- 29:47Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm like fuck, which one of these are they using?
- 29:51Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Like I've got one friend like four pages, and it may be because they forgot their password or got Hacked or whatever.
- 29:59Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I always think it's like when somebody comes out with a new Facebook page.
- 30:03Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I swear in my mind.
- 30:04Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I feel like it's a wrestler.
- 30:06Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That's like trying a new character.
- 30:07Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm gonna start up a new friends.
- 30:10Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm gonna post way different shit way different shit, dude man.
- 30:13Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah change.
- 30:15Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No, that's that's old dutch, this is new dutch.
- 30:18Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That's why the new pages found a different Hair style.
- 30:25Kim "Gibbler" Ross: I don't know.
- 30:26Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh.
- 30:26Kim "Gibbler" Ross: No, angie, that's awesome.
- 30:28Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I appreciate you sharing.
- 30:29Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Thank you, angie.
- 30:30Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Uh, missy, too lazy to delete them.
- 30:33Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Honestly, I I'm with you.
- 30:34Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I don't have time to deal with that drama.
- 30:36Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah you know, like I don't even know what pictures are from my, every now and then I get a picture pops up from my past and they're not too bad.
- 30:45Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Yeah, and you're like oh snap, I probably had a.
- 30:49Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Untag no, they get banned and have to create a nuke, and that could be All right.
- 30:55Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Angie, you're actually right, because this is our second podcast Page on facebook.
- 31:00Michael "Puddin" Summers: He's got Zuckerberg.
- 31:02Michael "Puddin" Summers: It was Bad.
- 31:04Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Like puttin said, not everything ends badly and there's friends, love versus true love you know, and that's there is.
- 31:10Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I mean you know, and I think a lot of relationships that in kind of shitty or not even in shitty.
- 31:16Chris "Dutch" Daulton: This is this is just my humble opinion.
- 31:19Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I don't think people should get married until they're 30 years old, at least, at least, and the reason I say that is I feel like a lot of people that come out of high school or college and you're in your early 20s and you feel like, okay, I'm with this person that I dated and For the last number of years, and they're good people and I love their family, yeah, and I guess the next thing we're supposed to do is get married.
- 31:44Kim "Gibbler" Ross: There's nothing wrong, but.
- 31:46Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I guess that's what we do.
- 31:47Kim "Gibbler" Ross: the next thing it's like the societal beliefs.
- 31:49Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Yeah, oh, yeah where you're supposed to be such and such age to to get married and such and such age to have children and everything else.
- 31:57Michael "Puddin" Summers: Married by 21, divorced by 25.
- 31:59Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Right it guilty now there's a single single mom and and.
- 32:05Michael "Puddin" Summers: All they gotta do is worry about people.
- 32:07Kim "Gibbler" Ross: I mean praying on them.
- 32:08Kim "Gibbler" Ross: He loves them cougars yeah he does.
- 32:16Michael "Puddin" Summers: You can be hanging out them, buckies.
- 32:23Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I think in this situation, I think the lady Is the asshole only from the app if she continues to push it.
- 32:29Kim "Gibbler" Ross: But the thing is not like it's just a picture of just her in a bikini hanging in his office.
- 32:35Kim "Gibbler" Ross: It's like his, his group of friends that he's had friends of all, all of those years.
- 32:40Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Let me ask you another question like I have pictures of when I was 21 in a big group and it was somebody that I was with and what if it was just her?
- 32:48Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Then he's the asshole really a little bit.
- 32:53Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Oh, oh, because like then, you're really not Over it and you're still holding on, and then it feels like that you're always gonna be compared to that.
- 33:03Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Well, see, then that's interesting to me.
- 33:05Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Great, because If she's in, what if it's two other people in the photo?
- 33:10Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And the other person was his best friend?
- 33:12Kim "Gibbler" Ross: That's fine, but you said just her, just yeah, I know, I mean if he, if he has just a picture of A girl on a bikini hanging in his office, it's probably not a good thing.
- 33:23Chris "Dutch" Daulton: What if it was just old girl?
- 33:24Chris "Dutch" Daulton: But she was just wearing like blue jeans and a t-shirt that might be okay.
- 33:27Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh, so it's about the attire as well.
- 33:30Kim "Gibbler" Ross: I feel like it is a little bit of about the longing for, I don't know, that's.
- 33:36Michael "Puddin" Summers: Maybe she's comparing her to sir I love after two beers.
- 33:39Michael "Puddin" Summers: That's like herself to her.
- 33:41Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I well, that's the whole thing you know and what I'll say I'll go back to.
- 33:44Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We talk about this every time with this, but no matter how thin you cut it, there's always.
- 33:49Kim "Gibbler" Ross: As long as he doesn't have a Ouija board, this top doesn't draw too.
- 33:53Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It'd only be weird if he had her face like tape to a flesh, like like.
- 33:59Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Like.
- 33:59Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Demi said what if like?
- 34:02Michael "Puddin" Summers: demi said what if it was her that had the picture up there?
- 34:04Michael "Puddin" Summers: Would he be?
- 34:05Michael "Puddin" Summers: Well, that's the whole thing.
- 34:07Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It goes both ways right Like you know it.
- 34:10Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That's like I talk a lot of shit to a lot of people, but when people talk to me about it, I don't get shitty.
- 34:15Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm not a.
- 34:15Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm not an angry person.
- 34:16Chris "Dutch" Daulton: If you deal that shit out, you got to be able to take it, and that's the thing.
- 34:20Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Like that, like what if she, like he, was a six pack?
- 34:24Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Just you know I'm.
- 34:26Michael "Puddin" Summers: Yeah, it's the same concept, right like so clearly this lady was in shape.
- 34:30Chris "Dutch" Daulton: She was a volleyball player.
- 34:30Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh right, you know, and I bet you this lady's in her late 30s.
- 34:34Chris "Dutch" Daulton: She's like any of us skins are sag.
- 34:37Michael "Puddin" Summers: I was gonna say it, I just held buddy bounce a quarter off 37 years old.
- 34:45Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We're not able to wrap the kidney bottoms in a sports bra.
- 34:48Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Well, you know what I, you know what I love about this show is we finally have came back to where this show is supposed to be, which is we don't have a conclusive answer.
- 34:57Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Something that you can take to your next.
- 35:00Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh, missy meyers, jumping on this one.
- 35:02Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Um, this is something you can take to your next bonfire family function is.
- 35:08Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's so what we've determined conversation piece yeah it's, if it's just the person, if it's multiple people.
- 35:16Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah if it's uh tire what if she's not dead?
- 35:20Chris "Dutch" Daulton: But it's just friends that are their friends cropper out.
- 35:25Chris "Dutch" Daulton: What if she's still here, like she?
- 35:26Michael "Puddin" Summers: hangs out the town and they know her Whatever, yeah, oh, hang out If it's your photo put
- 35:31Kim "Gibbler" Ross: her on the end, because you never know when you have to cut them out.
- 35:37Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm joking, oh no uh, you're just attacking your demographic here.
- 35:41Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, well, that's part of the fun too If I piss people off.
- 35:46Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Maybe it's not me, it's probably me.
- 35:47Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I don't think it's me, all right.
- 35:51Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Well, there you go.
- 35:52Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That's the.
- 35:53Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Am I the asshole this week?
- 35:54Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And uh, yeah, you know, I think it the way it was written from, uh, old Chad here.
- 35:59Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I think he's not the asshole, but uh, I want to follow up man.
- 36:04Michael "Puddin" Summers: I wanted to see her side and see if she Exactly.
- 36:08Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh my god, it's so true, missy.
- 36:10Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I talked to aj about that all the time.
- 36:12Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Like your skin loses elasticity as you get older, that's called fucking life.
- 36:18Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Right right and like shit ain't supposed to hang where.
- 36:22Chris "Dutch" Daulton: This is where cat Williams got it right, like if you know if you got plum and red if you got plum fingered nails and.
- 36:33Michael "Puddin" Summers: Give me a tiger stripe.
- 36:34Michael "Puddin" Summers: She earned them.
- 36:35Michael "Puddin" Summers: Oh man, that's right.
- 36:37Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All right, I think we're, uh, we appreciate.
- 36:40Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I think we're finally ready to jump into what, hopefully, will be the comedic portion of the show.
- 36:46Michael "Puddin" Summers: So after the buckies thing.
- 36:47Michael "Puddin" Summers: But I like the.
- 36:48Michael "Puddin" Summers: Am I an asshole?
- 36:48Michael "Puddin" Summers: I think it's a great.
- 36:50Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All right, I'm aiming, you're up, let's do.
- 36:53Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Uh, gibbler's giblets.
- 36:54Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Alrighty then.
- 36:56Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Okay.
- 36:57Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Uh, you know what I was talking about Costco earlier.
- 37:01Kim "Gibbler" Ross: This is what brought that up.
- 37:03Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Missy there's some truth to that, and I mean this in that's a positive comment.
- 37:08Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's heightens it up, hey, hey ain't no guy ever said man, your boobs are getting too big.
- 37:16Michael "Puddin" Summers: And if he said that he's a damn liar?
- 37:19Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Right or yeah?
- 37:20Chris "Dutch" Daulton: He doesn't want to be married to you.
- 37:23Michael "Puddin" Summers: You know, what do you?
- 37:26Michael "Puddin" Summers: Got camps, all right.
- 37:27Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Costco's hot dogs, that's about wieners again.
- 37:31Kim "Gibbler" Ross: We're talking about wieners again.
- 37:32Kim "Gibbler" Ross: You guys talking about boobs, I'm gonna talk about wieners.
- 37:34Kim "Gibbler" Ross: No, so Costco's hot dog has remained a dollar fifty Since it was first introduced in 1984 and that comes with a soda.
- 37:43Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Yes.
- 37:45Michael "Puddin" Summers: Yeah, because I've done, spent four hundred dollars in the I was gonna say I just bought a hundred and fifty pack of toilet paper.
- 37:53Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Because you know, I'm gonna start taking pictures of me at random speedways, you know.
- 37:59Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So, buckies, they got to take a picture of it.
- 38:03Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's the same thing with this fucking hot dog.
- 38:05Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Right, it's their niche.
- 38:07Michael "Puddin" Summers: They have formed something.
- 38:08Michael "Puddin" Summers: Their hot dogs are what their pizza.
- 38:11Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Their pizza, their popcorn.
- 38:13Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Yeah, I'm just saying Okay.
- 38:18Michael "Puddin" Summers: So I want to go in the in the speedway and just scream brisket on the board.
- 38:26Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Go walking in with a beaver costume on.
- 38:27Kim "Gibbler" Ross: I'm in the wrong spot.
- 38:30Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Turf wars.
- 38:33Chris "Dutch" Daulton: God, everyone loves the beavers true.
- 38:36Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It is.
- 38:39Michael "Puddin" Summers: It controls the world it does, you know what?
- 38:42Michael "Puddin" Summers: Whether we want to believe it or not.
- 38:43Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's not even a matter of believing it when women finally realize that they could make the whole fucking world what they wanted to be.
- 38:50Kim "Gibbler" Ross: We are lost.
- 38:51Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Who's to say we have it?
- 38:52Kim "Gibbler" Ross: You guys fight with each other too much she played dumb.
- 38:57Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Women have so much in fighting this lady's fighting over a picture hanging in an office, right, honestly, like If.
- 39:09Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Let me ask you a question and this is totally add here, but again, this is how much?
- 39:13Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Uh, this is what a a to b is all about right, drinking and talking if you're gonna hang out with me and puddin, like, let's say, hypothetically, the three of us are gonna go hang out to talk about the show and we're gonna record in three days.
- 39:26Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Are we gonna have Fred Bologna With that right there?
- 39:29Kim "Gibbler" Ross: It tells everything I need to know.
- 39:30Kim "Gibbler" Ross: But if you're like, hey, I'm in sweatpants and a t-shirt.
- 39:33Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You're good to go right.
- 39:35Kim "Gibbler" Ross: I'm good to go.
- 39:36Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Let's say it's two women that you know from the club, or one of them that you work with, you gonna show up and said sweatpants and a t-shirt.
- 39:45Michael "Puddin" Summers: Still fucking ain't not right.
- 39:48Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's women are so worried about what other women think about them.
- 39:55Kim "Gibbler" Ross: We are, oh my god.
- 39:58Michael "Puddin" Summers: I'm gonna show them my state fair tire.
- 40:00Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Cut off sweatpants Honestly the most comfortable pair of sweatpants ever.
- 40:06Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Like pants.
- 40:08Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah think about it.
- 40:09Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That's a game changer.
- 40:10Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, anyway, all right, let's keep going.
- 40:12Kim "Gibbler" Ross: All right.
- 40:13Michael "Puddin" Summers: No, you don't missy.
- 40:16Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Not the married ones, you know, it's true.
- 40:27Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Speaking of that, let's go back to hot dogs, Okay.
- 40:30Michael "Puddin" Summers: Lizzie's.
- 40:32Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Now okay, but anyway.
- 40:33Kim "Gibbler" Ross: So after the company president complained they were losing money on it, ceo Jim Sinegal put his foot down.
- 40:41Kim "Gibbler" Ross: He said if you raise the price of the effing hot dog, I will kill you, right?
- 40:47Kim "Gibbler" Ross: He's like no, this is our niche.
- 40:49Kim "Gibbler" Ross: You cannot get rid of the price of the hot dog, so yeah, he owns a hot dog company, though.
- 40:55Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You know hot dog man from all state that's true.
- 41:02Kim "Gibbler" Ross: It says that's a American Eagle, a little bit retro at this point.
- 41:15Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All right all right.
- 41:17Kim "Gibbler" Ross: So you guys all know who Fred Astaire is right.
- 41:20Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, oh yeah, it's amazing dancer.
- 41:22Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Okay, well, you know what else he?
- 41:24Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Was actually pretty decent at what's that?
- 41:26Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Skateboarding no shit.
- 41:28Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Well, that makes sense.
- 41:29Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So where?
- 41:29Kim "Gibbler" Ross: so American actor Fred Astaire started skateboarding in his 70s, got a lifetime membership to the National Skateboard Society, but he actually broke his wrist skateboarding at the age of 78.
- 41:40Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Wow Can you imagine skateboarding at 78?
- 41:44Kim "Gibbler" Ross: I can't imagine skateboarding in the 40s.
- 41:45Michael "Puddin" Summers: I can't even imagine skateboarding.
- 41:47Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I want to see him on a half pipe.
- 41:50Michael "Puddin" Summers: I.
- 41:51Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Ex-games old kick man right.
- 41:53Kim "Gibbler" Ross: He's like doing flips.
- 41:54Chris "Dutch" Daulton: They should have a senior games ex-games.
- 41:58Kim "Gibbler" Ross: That would be fun.
- 41:58Chris "Dutch" Daulton: There'd be so many broken heads.
- 42:02Kim "Gibbler" Ross: More people would watch.
- 42:03Kim "Gibbler" Ross: I would yeah, it's a bunch kind of like watching American Funniest home videos like you don't tell me that you're not watching.
- 42:11Kim "Gibbler" Ross: To watch people like bag themselves.
- 42:13Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh, trauma to the groin.
- 42:14Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Hey, what's that thing?
- 42:16Kim "Gibbler" Ross: about falling down, and I mean blink camera has made it fantastic for that, by the way.
- 42:22Michael "Puddin" Summers: Yeah, people's attention span.
- 42:28Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Oh yeah, All right, you know we, we all like a little bit of wrestling.
- 42:34Michael "Puddin" Summers: I don't like it.
- 42:34Michael "Puddin" Summers: I love it Okay.
- 42:36Kim "Gibbler" Ross: So do you know what a weird fact is about the undertaker?
- 42:39Michael "Puddin" Summers: a Weird fact likes Costco hot dogs Nope.
- 42:43Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Okay, no, I'm just, I'm trying to come like if you could think of something that the undertaker is like afraid of or Nervous about what it.
- 42:52Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Would it be?
- 42:53Michael "Puddin" Summers: buried alive.
- 42:54Kim "Gibbler" Ross: No, it's real weird.
- 42:57Kim "Gibbler" Ross: All right, anyway, okay.
- 42:59Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Well, I'm gonna go to it.
- 43:00Kim "Gibbler" Ross: I'm gonna go to it.
- 43:01Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm gonna work on your lead ins.
- 43:04Kim "Gibbler" Ross: There's a reason I don't run this show, okay.
- 43:11Chris "Dutch" Daulton: What is he?
- 43:11Kim "Gibbler" Ross: afraid of cucumbers.
- 43:13Kim "Gibbler" Ross: That's so cute I don't know if he's like a cat or what.
- 43:18Kim "Gibbler" Ross: So WWE is the undertaker is terrified of cucumbers.
- 43:22Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Paul bearer once watched him throw up all over a waffle house because there was a cucumber floating in his iced tea.
- 43:28Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Bearer used to prank him by placing cucumber slices in his hat and gloves.
- 43:33Michael "Puddin" Summers: That's awesome.
- 43:34Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I feel like that's you come yeah, man, that sounds like a rough childhood.
- 43:39Michael "Puddin" Summers: Where was that cucumber at Right?
- 43:41Kim "Gibbler" Ross: but no, like it's funny at the picture.
- 43:43Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Oh, obviously can't see it on the camera, but yeah, it's hilarious.
- 43:52Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh, that's yeah.
- 43:53Chris "Dutch" Daulton: He's afraid of cucumbers.
- 43:54Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Is there anything you're afraid of?
- 43:56Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Spiders are you?
- 43:58Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Yeah, it's the thing.
- 44:01Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Just that I.
- 44:01Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I hate primarily, I'm fine with.
- 44:06Kim "Gibbler" Ross: I think it's just anything that has more legs than four.
- 44:09Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It looks like Missy still has that reflex.
- 44:15Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm gonna make me belch a lot.
- 44:17Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I don't like them.
- 44:19Kim "Gibbler" Ross: I love them, you guys, but it's I don't like it.
- 44:21Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Salad.
- 44:21Michael "Puddin" Summers: I won't eat it, that's all.
- 44:24Michael "Puddin" Summers: I taste this cucumber no do you like melon?
- 44:27Kim "Gibbler" Ross: No watermelon, or must go.
- 44:28Kim "Gibbler" Ross: I know watermelon makes me Okay, so that's why I feel like I smell it a real watermelon.
- 44:34Michael "Puddin" Summers: Oh no, I'm driving, I you know what I have, one like that.
- 44:41Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's butterscotch, is it really?
- 44:43Michael "Puddin" Summers: Oh, wow.
- 44:44Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh, when people are eating, like where there's originals around yeah just the smell of it and I'm like.
- 44:49Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And another one I can't feed my dogs in the morning.
- 44:52Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh wow, I'm serious the smell of the evening.
- 44:56Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, no problem.
- 44:58Michael "Puddin" Summers: No, just something about in the morning, like when I see when that's the first smell you have to smell in the morning, is that?
- 45:07Chris "Dutch" Daulton: oh, we have like a, like a, like a.
- 45:12Michael "Puddin" Summers: I don't like a lot of things like a white bucket that we just scoop yeah one scoop.
- 45:16Michael "Puddin" Summers: That's what they get.
- 45:17Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, and there's times where I have to go out of my patio and throw up because really yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm sure story I got to tell you this here in Richmond, Indiana.
- 45:27Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Which makes this even better is there's a shit ton of dog food.
- 45:31Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I was gonna say ton of them and I took a group into.
- 45:34Chris "Dutch" Daulton: When I had my old job in Sales, I took a team with me to go do a tour of one of the facilities here and they took us around everywhere they have, where they they have this giant room when they slide down these it's like two foot by three foot blocks that are about that tall and it's just frozen fish food and beef and yeah, and they run it through this grinder and it's just grinding all that up and then they take us into the room and that didn't bother me so much, but then they take you into the room where they cook it.
- 46:06Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh, you know when you get that smell.
- 46:08Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, and there was a guy on our team, derek Washington, and see if he watches the show.
- 46:14Chris "Dutch" Daulton: He reaches down in there and take some and throws it in his mouth and crunches on it Cuz the guy told him to.
- 46:19Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, I about I.
- 46:20Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh, and then they have these big giant scoops where the flavor comes in, and they throw that shit in there and no fucking gross man.
- 46:29Kim "Gibbler" Ross: So this one's gonna like.
- 46:31Kim "Gibbler" Ross: You love olives.
- 46:32Kim "Gibbler" Ross: I like when I'm bartending and I'm making a bloody Mary with olives or I'm making a martini pretty dirty.
- 46:39Kim "Gibbler" Ross: I Can't handle the smell of olive juice really like that.
- 46:48Kim "Gibbler" Ross: If a little bit of olive juice from the olive jar or whatever spills.
- 46:52Kim "Gibbler" Ross: I can smell it for hours.
- 46:54Kim "Gibbler" Ross: And every time I go over there and I like somebody was like, well, what does it smell like to you?
- 46:59Kim "Gibbler" Ross: And I'm like, do you remember when you were a kid and your grandma like, say, you had something on your face and she'd lick her thumb?
- 47:06Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And wipe your face, or whatever and you can smell.
- 47:09Kim "Gibbler" Ross: No, like you could smell what somebody else's saliva smell like on your skin.
- 47:13Kim "Gibbler" Ross: That's what olives smell like to me.
- 47:16Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh, the worst thing you do is lick my face.
- 47:21Kim "Gibbler" Ross: You lick my face, I'm done.
- 47:32Chris "Dutch" Daulton: This is when we need ponder with the arrows.
- 47:34Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Right, um, let's see you know what.
- 47:39Kim "Gibbler" Ross: I'm gonna go to this one, because I've been golfing a lot lately but, I, can tell you that I will not go off at this place.
- 47:45Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Okay all right.
- 47:47Kim "Gibbler" Ross: So there is a one-hole golf course Just meters south of the Korean DMZ, which is surrounded on three sides by minefields.
- 47:57Kim "Gibbler" Ross: There are reports that at least one shot exploded a landmine.
- 48:01Kim "Gibbler" Ross: So like, can you imagine, like, hitting your ball bad and then all of a sudden, every time I hit it, yes.
- 48:11Michael "Puddin" Summers: That shit started exploding.
- 48:13Michael "Puddin" Summers: That'd be the bad.
- 48:15Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Honestly like I'm a wrestling guy anyway and you know some pyrotechnics in on top of it.
- 48:19Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No, I'm just saying like it goes in all to boom.
- 48:25Michael "Puddin" Summers: Special target of the night, oh my god, that would be amazing.
- 48:30Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Tell me how cool bullying would be if there was a certain combination and it hit right and then fucking pen exploded.
- 48:35Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You would be like this is a great game.
- 48:38Michael "Puddin" Summers: I thought rocks anyways.
- 48:39Kim "Gibbler" Ross: But we're gonna have an a to be bowling team.
- 48:45Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh my god, I'm gonna tell you man, nothing makes life better than some explosions.
- 48:51Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Loans are pretty good, except for I want to go to the bathroom.
- 48:54Michael "Puddin" Summers: I want, I want to demo dirty with explosions.
- 48:58Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh, that'd be crazy, right that?
- 48:59Kim "Gibbler" Ross: would be a lot more fun.
- 49:00Kim "Gibbler" Ross: You know, extra and it's already fun.
- 49:03Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's already fun explosions.
- 49:05Chris "Dutch" Daulton: My favorite explosions cause kids.
- 49:12Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Depends on where they come all right, one more speaking of explosions actually now we're terrifying me, golly so speaking of explosions, fire extinguishers okay, yeah okay, you know the dry powder fire extinguishers.
- 49:26Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Yeah, they can actually cause diarrhea when the powder comes in contact with your skin.
- 49:31Michael "Puddin" Summers: Oh, I believe it.
- 49:31Michael "Puddin" Summers: Plenty of that in college.
- 49:35Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Do what I don't know.
- 49:36Michael "Puddin" Summers: I don't know any extinguishers and shit at where you know I went to ball state college.
- 49:41Michael "Puddin" Summers: Oh yeah, people spraying the extinguishers and next thing you know, you got them runs.
- 49:44Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, just shit in your pants.
- 49:46Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, all the time it's.
- 49:47Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That's how you know you're guilty.
- 49:49Michael "Puddin" Summers: Then they, I suppose, would pull the fire alarm.
- 49:51Michael "Puddin" Summers: So you can't shit oh.
- 49:57Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Fucking create a bastard.
- 49:58Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Those are the guys that get sees like you put that shit towards an education.
- 50:10Michael "Puddin" Summers: Tries to see who's getting it on All right.
- 50:14Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Does he ever talk about me?
- 50:15Michael "Puddin" Summers: or you or him.
- 50:17Kim "Gibbler" Ross: I've done that many now All right drunk one more and you got another one.
- 50:22Kim "Gibbler" Ross: I mean I can let's do one more.
- 50:26Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's been off the hook, man, not in a good way Sorry.
- 50:29Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No, it's not you, it's all of us.
- 50:34Kim "Gibbler" Ross: All go into this one, because you're talking about dookie howzer and I promise you this stuff is not playing.
- 50:38Kim "Gibbler" Ross: This just happened, so you know the punk band offspring.
- 50:41Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Yes their lead singer, dexter Holland, worked on his PhD in molecular Biology while touring and recording music.
- 50:50Michael "Puddin" Summers: Wow.
- 50:51Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Like tell me that's not kind of top.
- 50:53Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Okay, yeah, that's pretty right.
- 50:55Kim "Gibbler" Ross: He kind of was like dookie howzer.
- 50:58Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, it's pretty good.
- 51:01Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Well, that's gonna be my last one he'd be singing, and shit, he'd be singing.
- 51:05Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Here's the beauty of the internet.
- 51:07Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Now, like I can't find the shit I was gonna talk about in the news, I got one story for sure, and then we're gonna find the others, because the other ones are good too.
- 51:17Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All right, all right, here we go.
- 51:19Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Here's our first news.
- 51:21Chris "Dutch" Daulton: This is the AI part.
- 51:23Michael "Puddin" Summers: Okay, and this kind of this is free.
- 51:25Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So, like I'm not gonna lie to you, I upgraded our account on Buzzsprout.
- 51:30Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Cost me ten more dollars a month, but it produces an entire transcript.
- 51:34Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It gives us the names of the shows.
- 51:36Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Now it gives me like notes and stuff.
- 51:39Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Well, and I was like for ten dollars.
- 51:40Chris "Dutch" Daulton: This is amazing, right, right, and that's the big fear with AI.
- 51:44Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And this is what the big strike is right now with the actors, yes is they're afraid that they're gonna use that type of technology To basically replace all the people in the background.
- 51:56Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You wouldn't have to pay extras, right?
- 51:57Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's not the main actors that are technically striking, but they're a union, it's their riders right.
- 52:02Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, and they're concerned about it, and it just shows you just how less important their job is.
- 52:09Kim "Gibbler" Ross: AI can replace it.
- 52:11Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So there's some positives and some negatives to AI.
- 52:14Chris "Dutch" Daulton: A lot of people are gonna lose their jobs, but you know, if you get your job replaced, it probably wasn't that good so what not deep, just gonna be.
- 52:22Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, it's like what's really popular now are the D motivational posters.
- 52:28Michael "Puddin" Summers: I love these.
- 52:29Michael "Puddin" Summers: Give up, you can't do it.
- 52:30Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Well, one of them was like If pretty posters and a clever saying get you motivated, then you probably have a really easy job, and that's all I feel with this.
- 52:44Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So, ai, this one's a little freaky.
- 52:46Chris "Dutch" Daulton: A Team at Cornell found out it's possible, by training an 8i to do it, that they can steal your passwords by just listening to you type.
- 52:59Michael "Puddin" Summers: I believe, it, yeah.
- 53:00Chris "Dutch" Daulton: so just based on the way that you hit keyboard towns.
- 53:03Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yes it.
- 53:05Chris "Dutch" Daulton: They said they had it listen in while they hit each key on a keyboard 25 times and it learned what each one sounded like.
- 53:13Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's something hackers could use if they were sitting near you in a place like Starbucks.
- 53:18Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So the researchers basically created those conditions for their test.
- 53:21Chris "Dutch" Daulton: They used a phone to listen in on people typing and the AI was able to guess which keys you were hitting within 95%.
- 53:31Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Wow, just started.
- 53:33Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Then they tried it over zoom and it was still right 93% of the time, nice yes so there's gonna be a day when you are chapping your shit in your four digit code or whatever it is to get into your iPhone and meanwhile you and this guy that your husband or wife doesn't know about sending you some pics and they'll be able to use an app To know how to open your phone or, more importantly, how to open anything, anything, just by hearing you type coworkers.
- 54:02Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Okay think about that.
- 54:06Michael "Puddin" Summers: Like you have, I mean, you work in a sitting around next to an ATM, or they can still your card.
- 54:12Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, I'm telling you the AI thing is.
- 54:14Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's gonna be interesting.
- 54:17Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I think there's a lot of positives to it, but there's some scary shit and we're gonna have to figure it out representative no.
- 54:27Chris "Dutch" Daulton: But, I can't tell you what pictures are of a car.
- 54:30Chris "Dutch" Daulton: They haven't figured that much out yet.
- 54:34Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All right, let me find this other story here.
- 54:36Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You know what?
- 54:37Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I know where I got it, for sure, and it's on my phone, so let me just find it on my phone, all right, this is Arguably the worst first day of school ever.
- 54:48Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Okay, oh yeah, kentucky's largest school system canceled the second and third day of classes after a disastrous Overhaul of their transportation system.
- 54:58Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm starting to slur my words.
- 55:00Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, you are yeah welcome to after two beers.
- 55:02Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's funny because Kevin's like, hey, you should do some voiceover work for me.
- 55:07Michael "Puddin" Summers: You better keep me sober.
- 55:12Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It was a disastrous overhaul that left some children on buses just before 10 pm On opening day.
- 55:19Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yes, you get out of class three o'clock three at 10 pm You're just getting home.
- 55:24Chris "Dutch" Daulton: What seven hours later, oh, jefferson County Public Schools Superintendent Marty polio called it a transportation disaster.
- 55:33Chris "Dutch" Daulton: In a video posted on social media Thursday morning, polio Apologize to the district's 96,000 students.
- 55:42Kim "Gibbler" Ross: That's a lot of smoke.
- 55:43Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, it's in Louisville Kentucky.
- 55:44Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Okay along with their families, the bus drivers, the school officials who had to stay with students for hours as they waited for buses to arrive Wednesday.
- 55:54Chris "Dutch" Daulton: He called the decision to close schools on Thursday and Friday the most difficult of his career, but said it was necessary.
- 56:01Chris "Dutch" Daulton: District officials will spend the four days before Monday this yesterday.
- 56:04Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah reviewing the roots and having drivers practice them the district that encompasses Louisville has 65,000 bus riders.
- 56:14Michael "Puddin" Summers: Yeah, okay, I think I've seen a part of this where a bus driver pulled up on his crime because she has like four different schools she has to go to oh my god.
- 56:25Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Now here's the thing I want to know, like how long did these buses drive around with these kids on them right, and did they stop for bathroom breaks?
- 56:32Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh, I.
- 56:34Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Mean these kids break.
- 56:35Chris "Dutch" Daulton: There's a gardeners to seniors on this thing.
- 56:38Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's gonna smell like woodstock you know what I was thinking is, if you it's in.
- 56:42Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Kentucky, right yeah, and at least here locally it's a lot of rural students.
- 56:46Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah you could just like open it up.
- 56:48Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Cornfields are tall.
- 56:50Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah you send them in there.
- 56:51Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You let them do their business.
- 56:53Chris "Dutch" Daulton: They can bring back corn for a snack.
- 56:56Chris "Dutch" Daulton: There's no snacks on these buses.
- 56:58Michael "Puddin" Summers: No snacks, nothing.
- 57:00Michael "Puddin" Summers: Oh, my god, oh.
- 57:02Chris "Dutch" Daulton: There's no bathrooms.
- 57:03Michael "Puddin" Summers: No, we're small enough that they're gonna get back in time, but yeah, I that's crazy.
- 57:10Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It is crazy.
- 57:11Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I don't know this whole thing I Was.
- 57:17Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I think the people that I fear I feel the worst for, though, are the bus drivers yeah.
- 57:22Michael "Puddin" Summers: Can you imagine being a?
- 57:24Chris "Dutch" Daulton: bus driver on a bus with kids for six hours showing up at somebody's house on like 930.
- 57:31Michael "Puddin" Summers: Imagine the parents that met people at the end of the driveway, oh God.
- 57:38Kim "Gibbler" Ross: I can't believe I haven't seen any of this stuff on tiki toffee, oh my god they weren't on the anxiety meds.
- 57:44Chris "Dutch" Daulton: They are now.
- 57:45Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Are you here?
- 57:47Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Are you ready for I hope it's gonna be funny.
- 57:50Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I was gonna say third and final story.
- 57:52Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Like you guys are finally over our show, this is well past after two beers.
- 58:03Chris "Dutch" Daulton: To what?
- 58:04Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Are you talking about oh?
- 58:06Kim "Gibbler" Ross: it's not after the first potty break.
- 58:07Kim "Gibbler" Ross: I promise you that are you peeing.
- 58:09Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You got a pee, all right.
- 58:10Chris "Dutch" Daulton: This is a story about a guy in Washington.
- 58:14Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That or no, I'm sorry.
- 58:17Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oregon.
- 58:18Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oregon and he had one crazy night.
- 58:20Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm breast, I was leading into this one.
- 58:22Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Okay so, man, he, I'm gonna see I can put this he.
- 58:29Chris "Dutch" Daulton: He went out one day with his buddy and they were shooting pistols.
- 58:32Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Okay, so then they went home and they decided to have some bourbon.
- 58:39Michael "Puddin" Summers: It's how you celebrate a day shoot right dragons bourbon, and then they're like normal day.
- 58:43Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You got to take care of your guns.
- 58:45Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We got to clean these guns, right.
- 58:47Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So they started cleaning their guns and then they decided let's have a little more bourbon.
- 58:52Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Okay, so now they've been drinking bourbon for a while and the guy was cleaning his gun and he shot himself in the leg.
- 59:00Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Now here's the odd part.
- 59:02Chris "Dutch" Daulton: There's the two of them there, and the guy that shot himself decided he should drive himself to the hospital.
- 59:09Kim "Gibbler" Ross: The other guy's gonna ride.
- 59:10Kim "Gibbler" Ross: He's like I don't trust that guy's driving.
- 59:12Kim "Gibbler" Ross: He's had more bourbon than me.
- 59:14Chris "Dutch" Daulton: He crashed into the entrance of the hospital because he passed out from blood loss.
- 59:19Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh oh gee.
- 59:20Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So not only did he shoot himself, he's now he's basically a DUI, Absolutely.
- 59:27Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Yeah, cuz I'm sure he's over the limit officers.
- 59:32Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Sure, sure, sure officers, yeah me here, me go here Me go.
- 59:36Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Here Me go, here Me go, let me get into my my official podcast voice.
- 59:41Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Here I get it.
- 59:42Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Officers responded I got that at that time.
- 59:49Michael "Puddin" Summers: You got it.
- 59:50Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Officers responded around 1045 pm Tuesday.
- 59:54Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I put a period there but they shouldn't have been one.
- 59:58Chris "Dutch" Daulton: This is the worst show ever.
- 1:00:04Michael "Puddin" Summers: That's the best one ever.
- 1:00:05Chris "Dutch" Daulton: This is the one we throw in the we.
- 1:00:07Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You know, ghibler and I used to record a lot of shows that have never been released Never.
- 1:00:12Michael "Puddin" Summers: This might be one of them.
- 1:00:13Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No, we like it All right officers responded around 1045 pm Tuesday to a 911 caller reporting his friend had shot himself, then crashed into a pole near the Northeast brand hospital.
- 1:00:26Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's been hospital.
- 1:00:28Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, I've got up to.
- 1:00:29Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Officers found the car had hit a pillar and came to rest my sidewalk near an entrance.
- 1:00:34Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You know, I gotta tell you I majored in broadcasting for four years of all state and at one point they should have had us do a show drunk like this Run and you had to say some of like hypothesis, hippopotamus, oh my god, and I'm like a lot of words.
- 1:00:51Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Missy Myers has spit it out by, honestly, one of the funniest jokes I've ever seen typed out, that's amazing Missy I want.
- 1:01:00Chris "Dutch" Daulton: If you had a web page, I'd go tip you a dollar right now.
- 1:01:06Kim "Gibbler" Ross: That was come by next Tuesday, get your beer that's a great joke.
- 1:01:10Chris "Dutch" Daulton: The man who the ma'am, the man whom police did not identify, you want to read?
- 1:01:15Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We read this one here.
- 1:01:20Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'll finish you that Miller said the friend, the man's friend who accompanied to the hospital kind of Told officials this last one's gonna get cut.
- 1:01:31Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh man, anyway, we're gonna end it.
- 1:01:42Kim "Gibbler" Ross: We got the producer helping out.
- 1:01:43Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Are you gonna read it?
- 1:01:44Michael "Puddin" Summers: read again, please.
- 1:01:45Michael "Puddin" Summers: No, I got it.
- 1:01:53Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I appreciate.
- 1:01:53Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Aj sent me a text message.
- 1:01:55Michael "Puddin" Summers: She's like, do I need to?
- 1:01:56Chris "Dutch" Daulton: come back and pick you up.
- 1:01:57Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No, I'm good I.
- 1:02:03Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Here we go.
- 1:02:03Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Officers found the car had hit a pillar and came to rest on a sidewalk near an entrance to the center on Neff Road.
- 1:02:10Chris "Dutch" Daulton: The man whom police did not identify was found laying by the entrance to the center with a gunshot wound to his left.
- 1:02:17Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Thigh Miller said the man's friend who had accompanied to the hospital like called 911.
- 1:02:24Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I Know I heard it.
- 1:02:28Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I heard.
- 1:02:29Michael "Puddin" Summers: I heard.
- 1:02:29Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It told a fish Officers the pair had been shooting handguns earlier in the day and returned to the injured man's apartment.
- 1:02:37Chris "Dutch" Daulton: He said they were drinking bourbon and cleaning their guns when the man accidentally depressed the trigger and fired around into his own Left.
- 1:02:45Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Thigh Miller said then he drove himself to the hospital but lost consciousness and it hit the pillar to the entrance.
- 1:02:52Kim "Gibbler" Ross: I I feel like his blood was little thinned.
- 1:02:55Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh, why wasn't the other guy driving?
- 1:02:57Chris "Dutch" Daulton: He's like man.
- 1:03:01Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I Would almost be more embarrassing to shoot yourself and not been drinking right, yeah.
- 1:03:16Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Kimmy's gonna get a UI after this thing.
- 1:03:18Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All right, I'd say what we're gonna do, we're gonna wrap it up, because this is a train wreck that just this is the best one.
- 1:03:24Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All right, you know, make sure you go and check out our webpage WWF dot.
- 1:03:33Chris "Dutch" Daulton: After two beers calm.
- 1:03:34Chris "Dutch" Daulton: If you enjoyed the show, make sure that you throw something in the old tip jar.
- 1:03:38Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We greatly appreciate it.
- 1:03:40Michael "Puddin" Summers: I'll give you the tip.
- 1:03:41Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We chatted with a business owner here locally and I think we're gonna start doing these live once a month, starting in probably September.
- 1:03:48Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So look for information on that so you can come and hang out with this.
- 1:03:52Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yes, not these, do one of these shows and then Buy some stickers and I gotta go.
- 1:03:58Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So for a gibbler, so she can pee so I gotta do the most important part.
- 1:04:02Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It is the most important part we say that at the end of every show, and it is this If you see someone out there that's struggling, like I am right now, mmm, just reach out to them, ask them hey, are you all right?
- 1:04:14Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Because at the end of the day, we're doing this just to try to entertain and have fun for everybody.
- 1:04:18Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Life's fucking hard.
- 1:04:20Kim "Gibbler" Ross: It is so hard.
- 1:04:21Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It is hard.
- 1:04:21Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And then the wild part is give a show to a video earlier about anxiety and how it sneaks up on you.
- 1:04:27Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm not gonna lie.
- 1:04:28Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I probably fight a panic attack at least once a month and I'm not saying like that's not a lot, but I take meds to make sure that I don't.
- 1:04:36Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, and I'm just saying life's you know even and you don't even know why.
- 1:04:40Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, that's the hardest part about it and everybody goes through it, if they're.
- 1:04:45Chris "Dutch" Daulton: If they tell you they're not, then they're lying to you and it's okay to admit it.
- 1:04:50Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And but sometimes you just need to help your friends out if you see that they're struggling.
- 1:04:55Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So that's all I ask and I guess without further ado, give her and put talk to them all next time.
- 1:05:25Kim "Gibbler" Ross: You.