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Coffee break ! · An ASMR Practice

• 0:02
  Speaker 1: Okay. Unfortunately, I had to start over. I did. Yeah.
• 0:07
  Speaker 1: I already gave grace.
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  Speaker 2: I already gave grace to the rightful recipient. And so
• 0:13
  Speaker 2: I wanted to give a tour of my coffee because
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  Speaker 2: I'm quite proud of it. Because I do the Vermont style, okay?
• 0:22
  Speaker 2: Just pouring a little extra. Honestly, it is a little
• 0:24
  Speaker 2: bit too sweet right now. And I brought the French
• 0:27
  Speaker 2: press out with me. because I'm never going to stop
• 0:30
  Speaker 2: with the French stuff. I've studied it for, like, nine years.
• 0:33
  Speaker 2: I've literally studied it for, like, nine years. Am I great?
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  Speaker 3: No.
• 0:42
  Speaker 1: I'm okay. I do my best. My friend... Okay, coffee tour.
• 0:51
  Speaker 1: Coffee tour got totally derailed. The dogs are barking.
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  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 1:09
  Speaker 1: This is a curious scene. It's Amazon.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, the man's handling it. The man's handling it well.
• 1:31
  Speaker 2: Amazon just dropped a package and the man's handling it well.
• 1:40
  Speaker 2: She stuck around to verify that everything was okay. So
• 1:45
  Speaker 2: that's pretty good. And there's sirens in the distance and
• 1:49
  Speaker 2: the dogs are just going crazy today and it's.
• 1:51
  Speaker 1: Just way too freaking hot. It's just truly way too hot.
• 1:57
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, the Amazon Prime truck is looking kind
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  Speaker 1: of good. Okay. She's kind of taking her time. I
• 2:09
  Speaker 1: like that.
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  Speaker 2: In the past, when I saw the Amazon Prime guys,
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  Speaker 2: I was like... They were going way too fast. Like,
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  Speaker 2: I just remember there was this girl.
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  Speaker 1: She was, like, running. She was truly running. And I
• 2:20
  Speaker 1: was like, you are going way too fast. I felt
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  Speaker 1: like my job was being threatened.
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  Speaker 2: But, okay, I'm not happy with how these people are just, like,
• 2:33
  Speaker 2: absolutely distracting me.
• 2:35
  Speaker 1: Maybe not. Okay, they're going away. Thank God. Thank freaking God.
• 2:44
  Speaker 1: There is such a thing as too fast, and there
• 2:45
  Speaker 1: is such a thing as too slow. That's all I know.
• 2:57
  Speaker 1: That's literally all I know.
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  Speaker 3: Um.
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  Speaker 1: Coffee tour. Okay, we got Vermont style. We got a.
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  Speaker 1: We got a blonde here. We got a blonde here.
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  Speaker 1: With the... Vermont honey.
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  Speaker 2: And.
• 3:16
  Speaker 1: Texarkana.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, no.
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  Speaker 1: Vermont maple syrup. Texarkana honey.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 3:23
  Speaker 1: We got a lot going on here.
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  Speaker 3: Um....
• 3:30
  Speaker 1: And, I don't know, some kind of cream. I don't remember.
• 3:33
  Speaker 2: I think it was probably almond milk today. Because I
• 3:40
  Speaker 2: think if it was dairy milk, I would have felt
• 3:42
  Speaker 2: inclined to sniff it first. I hope I said that right.
• 3:46
  Speaker 2: It kind of, like, reverbed in my head weird. I
• 3:52
  Speaker 2: talk in circles because my brain, it aches.
• 4:05
  Speaker 1: I love my girl. I love my girl I talked
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  Speaker 1: to this morning. My friend. My person.
• 4:20
  Speaker 2: I always get a little like, should I not say girl?
• 4:24
  Speaker 2: Because of like the therapist and the show that I
• 4:28
  Speaker 2: really like, Working Moms. But then I'm like, she's short of, like,
• 4:37
  Speaker 2: because she, like, she kind of is trying to, like,
• 4:42
  Speaker 2: manage one of the male clients at the college. And
• 4:46
  Speaker 2: he keeps calling them girls. And she's like, they're women.
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  Speaker 2: They're not girls.
• 4:53
  Speaker 1: But then, like, he kind of becomes, like, a school
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  Speaker 1: shooter or something. Like, I think.
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  Speaker 2: Ultimately I think he. They work it out. They definitely
• 5:01
  Speaker 2: work it out. And they definitely get better. Like they're dynamic.
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  Speaker 2: Therapist and like. Client or whatever you call this.
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  Speaker 3: And so part of me is like. I want to.
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  Speaker 3: But no.
• 5:23
  Speaker 2: Because there was a guy at my last job. That
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  Speaker 2: called me girl. And I kind of liked it.
• 5:30
  Speaker 1: I kind of liked it.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, I never felt, like, small before.
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  Speaker 1: I literally....
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  Speaker 3: Literally, like, they'd just.
• 5:40
  Speaker 1: Be calling me a giant.
• 5:43
  Speaker 2: They'd be calling me a giant and accusing me of, like,
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  Speaker 2: colonizing their shit with eucalyptus or something.
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  Speaker 1: Like.
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  Speaker 1: And by they, I mean.
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  Speaker 2: Fucking.
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  Speaker 1: Some fucking guy. Doesn't even matter. Doesn't even matter.
• 6:04
  Speaker 2: Doesn't even matter. You know, I chose the MAM part
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  Speaker 2: because it's, uh, I was looking at the.
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  Speaker 1: What do you call this?
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  Speaker 2: The, uh....
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  Speaker 1: Because... What is it?
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  Speaker 2: I'd have to look it up, but the grat part, gratu,
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  Speaker 2: I think, is some kind of fucking language. I don't
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  Speaker 2: want to say because I don't remember, but it's one
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  Speaker 2: of them.
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  Speaker 1: One of the OG ones.
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  Speaker 2: And.
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  Speaker 3: I.
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  Speaker 1: Chose the tense that is.
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  Speaker 2: And I thought it was funny that it, like, looks
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  Speaker 2: like the word mom.
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  Speaker 1: And, you know, my girl, my lady.
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  Speaker 2: I spoke to, my ladies I spoke to this.
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  Speaker 3: Morning, they know what the fuck I'm talking about, okay?
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  Speaker 2: I'll stare directly at the sun, but never in the mirror.
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  Speaker 3: What does that mean?
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  Speaker 1: Does anybody know?
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  Speaker 2: I definitely had an experience that sort of felt just
• 7:43
  Speaker 2: like maybe like a fever dream.
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  Speaker 3: That helps me reframe it for sure.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to talk about it. I really don't
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  Speaker 1: want to talk about it. And it's funny as like
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  Speaker 1: a reframe.
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  Speaker 2: And it's funny if I just tell myself like, oh,
• 7:59
  Speaker 2: this is like a fever dream that's happening right now. Um,
• 8:04
  Speaker 2: otherwise it's kind of like, let's just say I'm pretty
• 8:11
  Speaker 2: sure I got pranked.
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  Speaker 1: Um, or they were testing me. This is what I think.
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  Speaker 2: I think the people, I think the authorities of some
• 8:20
  Speaker 2: sort were like testing the validity of my stances.
• 8:27
  Speaker 1: I genuinely think this is what it is. And I
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  Speaker 1: think I also asked for that, unfortunately.
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  Speaker 2: Um, and I, I behaved as I said I would,
• 8:39
  Speaker 2: I behaved exactly as I said I would, so, yeah, so, yeah, um, god,
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  Speaker 2: I just want to be a hater-ass bitch sometimes, okay,
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  Speaker 2: I think this is my time to go, this is
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  Speaker 2: our short.
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  Speaker 1: Little coffee break, um, Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: This is our short little coffee break.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you for listening. Tune in.
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  Speaker 3: Tune in. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how this works, to be honest. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I think I'm available on, like, almost every platform. The
• 9:19
  Speaker 2: problem is I don't know what that means and I
• 9:22
  Speaker 2: don't know who's listening because I think I, like, disregarded
• 9:25
  Speaker 2: the concept of statistics and so I think.
• 9:29
  Speaker 2: I think they're not telling me. I think they're like,
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  Speaker 2: you really don't want to know. So it shows me
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  Speaker 2: the downloads.
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  Speaker 1: But I don't know what that means.
• 9:39
  Speaker 3: What does it mean if it's downloaded?
• 9:41
  Speaker 1: Does anybody know?
• 9:42
  Speaker 3: Unfortunately, I'm not listening to anybody else's podcast.
• 9:45
  Speaker 2: I'm out in the streets talking to the people, walking
• 9:49
  Speaker 2: the dogs. What else?
• 9:56
  Speaker 1: I'm excited to go to Florida. I yeah.
• 10:03
  Speaker 2: I'm very excited to go to Florida I think Florida
• 10:06
  Speaker 2: is sort of for me at least like prime time
• 10:09
  Speaker 2: of just talking to strangers I feel like I encounter
• 10:15
  Speaker 2: a lot of really great strangers I mean the.
• 10:19
  Speaker 1: I think at the time I was disappointed.
• 10:21
  Speaker 2: Last time I was there, I was like, these are
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  Speaker 2: a bunch of freaking old uncle head looking as dorks.
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  Speaker 3: And now I.
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  Speaker 2: Can use a fucking one of those right about now.
• 10:31
  Speaker 2: I could use some like older couples right now.
• 10:37
  Speaker 1: And that's not don't make it weird, guys. Seriously, don't
• 10:40
  Speaker 1: make it weird.
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  Speaker 2: I just want to talk because my favorite people I
• 10:44
  Speaker 2: met in Florida last time were just like it was
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  Speaker 2: just like a couple. I was just like kind of
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  Speaker 2: grooving a little bit with all these like old heads
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  Speaker 2: and they were not very much grooving, but I was
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  Speaker 2: grooving and like the wife, you know, I kind of
• 11:00
  Speaker 2: hyped her up a little bit. The wife starts like
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  Speaker 2: grooving with me and like, and then the dad, you know,
• 11:08
  Speaker 2: then the dad's like yapping at me. Somebody muzzle these guys.
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  Speaker 1: Holy shit. Can I talk to the wife?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe I don't want to talk to any of them,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not sure, but I definitely am, like, understanding, shout
• 11:30
  Speaker 2: out someone that, uh, you know, I think I just
• 11:38
  Speaker 2: have to ask, I think if I want something, I
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  Speaker 2: literally just have to ask, and my understanding is, like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm probably gonna get what I want, Um, I think
• 11:45
  Speaker 2: this is sort of the messages I'm receiving and the
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  Speaker 2: faiths that I'm holding. So that's what I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: try to do because like these people, they were like insisting,
• 11:57
  Speaker 2: they were like, we want to buy you a shirt.
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  Speaker 1: Please let us buy you a shirt at this bar.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, uh, and, and, you know, they
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  Speaker 2: wanted to buy me a drink and they wanted to
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  Speaker 2: buy me food. And, and they did this multiple times,
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  Speaker 2: this couple, I was a part of, I mean, I
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  Speaker 2: was adjacent to them.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I was there.
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  Speaker 2: And I kept being like, yeah, sure. And they were like,
• 12:17
  Speaker 2: what color do you want? And I was like, whichever one, dude.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care.
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  Speaker 2: Or maybe I did pick it.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I think I was like, what do you think? Like,
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: look at me. What do you think would go good
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  Speaker 1: on me? Just pick something out. Sheesh.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, anyways.
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: Love you guys.