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Danuke 2: Electric Boogaloo: Stan Lee's Blood Comics & Solo Trailer · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  so I've been thinking go on and one thing that we all need to do when we get
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  together mhm don't you mean Matt yeah Matt's not here we'll discuss that later
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  oh wow this is probably the earliest we've ever brought that up but yeah go
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  on I know I just I just remembered I thought I'll do it way yeah but we're
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  all going to go to Star Wars Disneyland when that opens yeah obviously I also
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  want to go to bingo bingo bingo like old ladies they call out the numbers yeah
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  yeah yep I want to go to bingo don't know why so there is bingo uh probably
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  where you are yeah you could you could not wait and go now no but what you want
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  is the multiple nerdgasm Bingo experience yes okay I'm in I'm in y you
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  know they have [ __ ] bingo in Sydney oh they do yeah I'm not being derogatory
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  that's what it's called [ __ ] Bingo yeah I've got do I used to go to [ __ ]
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  trivia oh yeah that was actually in CRA oh that's in there's there's [ __ ] in
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  cra yeah that's great all right Bingo for sure okay what brought this on um I
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  was watching an episode of Gavin and Stacy what's gav and Stacy it's a
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  British show okay that I've been binge watching today from about 2008 okay and
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  in the last episode I watched before we started recording they went to Bingo
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  yeah right are they uh are they elderly people no no no they're just young cool
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  people who decided to go to bingo well they're sort of young people and they
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  went with sort of the family s so they went with old people okay so you know my
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  film The Tale job available on Amazon 299 to rent 999 uh there's a scene that's set at a
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  fictitious strip club right yes and the inside of the strip club we we built a
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  set the outside of the strip club we filmed at uh marville bingo and uh we
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  used computer Graphics to cover up the word Bingo and replace it with the words live nude
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  girls yeah I still I don't like talking about it cuz that was my
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  scene it was man it was I just want the listeners to know that there was a day
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  where I rang Luke and said Luke who who has been in every single one of my films
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  since I started making films I said Luke I need you to be in this film I need a
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  bearded man to sit for a day drinking beer watching
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  strippers and I'll film that and your answer was no I'll pass oh was that I
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  didn't want to you gave me not enough notice and I couldn't get the time off
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  work GL I had to come up from Cambra to Sydney okay all right some might say a
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  day of free beers and free lap dancers is worth taking the day off but you know
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  I just it's not for everyone bad time you know that's that's the dream you
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  would be surprised how difficult it was for me to Wrangle volunteers for that
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  day we ended up filming in what looks like the most deserted strip joint ever
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  which kind of adds to the amb it makes look like one those you know ones by the
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  highway that only occasionally a trucker stops at so it was fine but uh the two
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  and a half guys that we did and I say two and a half because we had three
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  people in the room two guys came one of them brought his girlfriend so it's two
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  men and one woman watching the strippers um see if if if I was in Sydney at that
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  time or you're filming in camber I would have been there no matter what I would
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  have I would have been screwing up every single take so we had to do it over and
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  over if you were in Sydney and I was filming in camber you would have done it
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  just not the other way around you know what I mean yeah I would have that way I could
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  have just traveled home for it true he could have gotten nice and drunk
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  on the free beers on the free beers during the lap dances also
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  free well you had to pay for them but they'd be free yeah they were free for
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  you yeah you do have to pay if you uh if you want tits in a movie you've got to
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  pay we didn't pay any of our actors uh we didn't pay our crew everyone was volunteering
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  except for the people that showed their tits that you got to pay
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  for which not a lot not a lot but you do
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  got to pay I could sort of understand that a little bit though yeah like just
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  being a person in a movie sure that's fine mhm but then a few years down the
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  track when you bit older maybe you got kids and you go hey kids let me put on
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  the movie in and then and there's mom there with a tits okay so what you're
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  saying essentially is that when you have kids I'm not allowed to show them an old
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  black and white indie film called bleed through where you are nude except for a
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  see-through nappy um covered in blood
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  tortured uh and sodomized I believe yes yes yes that that that made it into the
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  Final Cup M mhm which about that scene yeah yeah cuz that wasn't originally
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  going to be in the movie oh I think we were there on set filming it and we're
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  only filming stuff for the movie so I don't know where the confusion was the
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  whole thing was we you actually said this won't be in the movie oh which
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  which was fine no never listen to a director when he says this won't be in
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  the movie what will it be in then come on like if it wasn't going to be in the
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  movie why were we filming it that's what evidently they told Sharon Stone about
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  that scene in Basic Instinct the well just this is just for
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  my private collection don't worry about it I don't think that's what I said to
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  you to to be fair no no no he said he said to her they just they just need the start and
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  end of the clip and the the rest will just be edited out and a closeup will be
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  put there and then apparently Sharon Stone didn't realize that was not the
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  case until she was literally sitting at the cinema with her family and Bam [ __ ]
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  shot he can't see anything anyway no that's true and I've tried yeah I really
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  tried and yeah you really it's not what everyone says it is I think it's the
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  only part of movie I've seen I've seen the whole movie it's a
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  pretty good it's it's the writer of Starship Troopers oh really yeah yeah
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  and he's a great saturnist so it's actually a clever movie okay I might
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  give it a go there the premise is somebody who is an author who writes
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  murder stories murders someone in the exact way that one of her characters
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  murders people in a book she wrote and therefore says well it couldn't possibly
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  be me that's way too obvious that was her whole defense
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  yeah I I wonder if that does hold him in court now that I'm saying it out loud it
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  probably doesn't well I couldn't have done it all the evidence points at me it's far too
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  [Laughter] obvious yeah did did she get off in the
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  end oh she got off all right okay that's good then I think we can spoil a movie what from
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  the '90s uh yeah that's true it's been longer than two weeks yeah definitely longer
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  than two weeks now in saying the two weeks have you seen Ready Player one yet
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  oh I haven't I haven't um wanted to see it this weekend and I ended up going and
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  seeing a play instead I know oh I know well cuz yeah we could have discussed it
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  but for the view the listeners could have heard it but you can't hear it so I
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  can't tell you anything oh look I don't give a [ __ ] I've got my whole new stance
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  about it's not what happens it's how it happens so lay it on me sweet what is what I've
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  been saying for years I've already sort of been through it a bit but um what I
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  was going to tell you is one thing very strange it's all about pop culture and
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  references what happens at the end of all Marvel movies in pretty much any
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  movie they sees uh there's a little scene at little extra yeah little extra
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  this one nothing don't stay for anything after credits to be fair Spielberg has
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  never promised anything like that yeah well it's time to get for him to get
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  with the times okay just to clarify you think it's about time Steven Spielberg
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  started making his movies more like the modern superhero movies
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  exactly I don't think he's that good a director [ __ ] oh oh okay all right sorry
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  let's uh let's pause here um I don't want to miss any so I'm going straight to
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  IMDb Steven Spielberg and of course you would wait till Matt's not here to bring
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  this up so that I have to carry this cross myself right no no I'm not going
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  to say it's not like I don't like any of his movies but there are some movies I
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  really don't like fair enough but your phrase he's really not that good of a
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  director I defy you to to deny that five random films that I choose from this
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  list are not among the best films ever made okay then number one you want to
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  you wait you ready you ready for it yep Bring It On okay Jurassic Park all right
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  good movie yeah good movie [ __ ] terrific movie yep that that's great y
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  okay Raiders Of The Last Arc yeah another great movie yep yep okay Jaws
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  great movie okay we're three for three I don't understand okay I really hope you
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  just say one I'm one I really want you to say
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  Munich God though [ __ ] off God no mun seen it so I can't say oh mate Munich is
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  great you know they were originally going to call it don't [ __ ] with the
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  Jews that may or may not be true but that is a line in the
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  movie so I'm not sure what you want me to say because I already know that you
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  hate Close Encounters oh that's a terrible terrible movie so I'll let that
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  go I'm not going to argue for you to say that one that that that's a terrible mve
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  I don't understand it it's slow it's boring well you know when the aliens
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  come man they're not just going to be all [ __ ] Independence Day some of
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  them are just going to want to hum to you and [ __ ] okay and drop some people
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  off and take some others with but did nothing in that
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  movie you know that's also the premise of Predator to right at the end he goes in the ship
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  people come off people go on okay you realize I'm not trying to say predat 2
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  is a great movie predat 2 is an okay movie it's okay but Saving Private
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  better Close Encounters I didn't like it you didn't like Saving Private Ryan no
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  not really really okay all right and you haven't seen the adventures of tin so
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  you'll just have to take my word for it that that's a [ __ ] excellent
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  movie all right that's the one with the dog isn't it there is a dog in it yes
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  it's the one that's literally the culmination of every adventure story ever
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  told realized in one Perfect film all right it's quite good
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  man while we're on the topic of Spiel oh oh can I bring on another
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  Spielberg um Indiana Jones
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  4 okay skull I I thought you might say that uh and
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  coincidentally I uh I watched that today because oh you did I had some mining to
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  do and also because I've had a little bit of good luck lately rewatching a
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  film that I hated the first time and enjoying it the second time right and
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  how did this one go not well Li not well no no look here's
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  the thing I didn't hate it as much as I did the first time by a lot because like
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  the first time I saw this movie like I walked out of the cinema wondering
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  whether my life had any meaning or not and I didn't feel that and in fact
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  there's a few little bits of this movie that I really really like and it's not
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  necessarily a bad movie it's an okay movie with some very bad scenes in it
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  like there were some parts in it that were actually quite good like where in
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  these like Le M and he just rocks up with a rocket launcher and just fires
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  out like that's just an Indy thing to do yeah and I love I love the world
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  building that they did in terms of since the last time we saw Indie there has
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  been a World War and he joined the OSS he's a decorated war hero there's all
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  this stuff that's happened but then when you look at this film it's really just
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  piecing together the good story lines from the other indie films and hoping
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  they work here you know what I mean crazy old man okay well Sean Conor is
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  not in anymore here's John Hurt all right it's the same thing okay the Grail
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  diary he's following someone else's Quest picking up where he left off it's
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  the same with this except it's with this scribbled map but really I think with
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  the crazy old guy you just have that as Indie yeah that's right well and also
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  there's a crazy young guy cuz you got shy buff oh he was terrible no he did a
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  perfectly good job with what he had to work with it was not the most well written it
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  wasn't Shai that ruined that movie if anyone it was Blanchet she was the one that did a
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  terrible accent wasn't it yes correct do you think before they hired her they
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  mayy went can you do a was it Russian yeah Russian but you know what's funny
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  about that Luke if you watch the behind the scenes of Raiders of the last Ark
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  right the guy that plays belloc the French archaeologist that's like
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  rivaling him and ends up working with the Nazis he tells this story about how
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  he did the audition got the part and then later on his agent rang him and
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  said oh by the way you'll need to do this in a French accent you can do a
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  French accent can't you so I wouldn't put it past them to have not asked it is
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  what I'm saying see see precedent been set I'm just asking Spielberg would he
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  had anything to do with casting you would have you would hope so well maybe
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  I'm thinking as a director and if he wants these people to be mov maybe you
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  check this in the casting part I don't know how they did an audition with him
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  for the role of a Frenchman enough to give him the part and
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  then did afterwards they ask if you speak in a French
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  accent yeah seems a little odd doesn't it it really does um have you heard what
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  he said about the next Indie movie oh God what well he hasn't really said much
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  about this one but he said this won't be the end of Indiana Jones okay all right
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  he actually even said something about maybe now I forget where I heard this
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  okay so it might have been a dream might have been a dream but he also said maybe
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  the next Indiana Jones might be female okay all right sure so like going a
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  complete reboot or something which I just don't think can
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  work yeah well I mean you know how I feel
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  about reboots they're they're rebooting two of my favorite films uh they're
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  rebooting Highlander and they're rebooting The
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  Crow and honest to God like I I've never
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  felt so strongly about a movie not being remade as I do about those two films
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  like you that you couldn't have picked a worst film to
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  reboot the crow I can understand what people said I didn't really
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  enjoy the original one yeah it's cuz you want a goth I wasn't a goth but uh
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  Highlander I've got mixed feelings on this one do you okay let's uh let's talk
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  it out oh cuz I quite like Highlander okay and I also like the Highlander
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  television show yes I like the Highlander movies so I wouldn't actually
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  mind seeing Highlander again but are they going to bring him back well no
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  they're going to start again no don't start again no that's what I mean they
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  they're going don't do they have to though can't they just go we've thought
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  about this we're not going to start again we're just going to see that's
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  perfectly fine make more I'm all for making more I even like the [ __ ] ones
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  right but cuz there were a few [ __ ] ones yeah yeah there were CU wasn't there
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  like five or something in the end uh well look I mean not all of them kind of
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  fit together properly so I don't even know what they count half of them don't
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  yeah I know and then there's the series that negated all the movies and it just
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  got a bit weird then there was a spin-off series did you know there was a
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  spin-off series at least one spin-off series no I thought there was only the
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  one television series there was the spin-off series of the spin-off series
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  it was only about that group that went around watching them the Watchers it
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  sounds sort of boring I didn't see it to be honest
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  yeah so yeah there was five sequels
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  right okay you know who they're uh in talks to play Ramirez uh for those who
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  don't know that's Shan Connor's character sha connory yeah mhm who Tom
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  Cruz no yeah I know Ju Just just no no
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  no a million times no well it would work for him cuz he does want to act like
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  he's Immortal and he's an over 25 so that could work for him yeah that is
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  true um and look it was always a little bit mixed up with the races anyway
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  because Highlander is about a Scottish guy who is played by a Frenchman yep who
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  teams up with an Egyptian who's played by a Scottish guy Scot y yeah so you
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  know having a Scottish actor and an Egyptian actor would be ideal but uh too
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  much one thing from this movie comes the greatest pickup line ever it's true I'm
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  Conor McLoud of De CLA McLoud and I'm Immortal yeah straight in the B works
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  every time but you also have to stab yourself that does help yeah you got to
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  prove that you're Immortal you can't just be like you know I'm Immortal and
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  my dick's not going to suck [Laughter] itself you could try that but yet you're
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  not going to get as far yeah probably not depends on the depends
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  on your audience yeah oh yeah so we were going to talk
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  about where Matt is oh yeah yeah Matt is not here because Matt's having fun in
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  Boston at P PAX East yeah that's right PAX East so I've not been to PAX East
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  I've only ever been to PAX Prime see whereas I've done PAX East Pax
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  Australia but I haven't done Pax PR there you go we've covered all bases yep
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  well no we haven't cuz there's I think there's a pack South
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  oh really like packs Deep South no I
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  don't think it's um oh no there's pack
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  South which is San Antonio Texas Texas
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  okay I thought there was one in Asia as
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  well I could be very wrong
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  though fact Asia no why is Google a sexy black and white chick
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  today Maria
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  Felix a Mexican film actress H okay I'm not getting
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  anything really no I'm getting sexy 1930 film
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  star no that's just for you that's great hey did you know back in the 30s in
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  Hollywood right hey you you've been to LA right yes okay when I went to LA I
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  don't know if you had this experience but when I went went to LA the first
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  time I saw more Mexicans than I was
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  expecting for the simple reason that
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  anytime I watch any films TV set in La it's just all white people and that's
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  what I expected but there's at least as many Mexicans yep no I got a shock of
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  that as well but it turns out there's always been that many Mexicans there
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  right always to the point that in the 30s all the classic horror movies you
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  know the Universal horror movies were all made twice once in English with
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  American actors and once in Spanish with Mexican actors on the same
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  sets and basically there'd be someone who just watched the days shooting made
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  notes passed the notes on to the next guy when the Spanish crew would come in
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  at night that that's that's really crazy yeah all the old movies from that period
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  there also exists Spanish language Doppel
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  hangers really yeah okay a lot of people
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  actually now rever the Spanish language Dracula as better than the English
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  language one because it was shot at night whereas the other one was
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  shot during the day and they the director of that one watched all the
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  dailies from that day and made adjustments where he thought he could
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  improve okay yeah so it's almost like he he made his movie once before as like a
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  dry run and then did the Spanish version yep go yep go yep now this work this
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  work that didn't so we're not even going to worry about that we'll focus on this
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  a little bit more yep yep makes total sense
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  yeah but yeah like cuz it's it's weird yeah when I got there there was a lot
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  more and it's for some reason I never had in my head like how close like Los
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  Ang California and Mexico are well California actually goes into Mexico
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  right yeah but even at the ATM you have to select English or
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  Spanish they don't tell you that America seems to hide a lot of stuff I have
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  heard something funny with you know how with Trump at the moment how he's
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  everyone must leave the country if you're not there if you're not a citizen
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  everything California is having a slight problem with their crops at the moment
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  cuz they don't have enough people to actually work on the farms yeah well there you
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  go but that probably shouldn't go in either Maybe maybe I did nothing wrong
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  there's nothing wrong with that no people working that's good yeah I mean
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  America has had problems uh with uh certain methods of
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  getting people to work on their crops before but that's not what we're talking
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  about no no we're talking about people who actually do want to work on the
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  crops and now they're saying no you can't do that yeah yeah mind you there's
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  no one lining up to do it for them I've tried I've tried myself to to get work
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  over there and it is bloody tough they do not want anyone who's not American to
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  be there except for Matt that's true
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  that's true but honestly I i' I'd like Matt yeah I'd let Matt in if I had a
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  country and I plan to someday you I wouldn't you wouldn't no it depends on
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  the country but I'd have to seriously consider okay just because he'd be too
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  popular and threaten your yeah yeah yeah that makes sense that makes
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  sense yeah and me I don't know I never want to look for another job ever again
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  so I I've told um Hannah if she does want to move overseas she has to be able
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  to earn enough to support me I had that exact conversation with h very recently
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  actually yeah yeah yeah that you're happy to move but she has to do enough
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  to earn or you you're doing the earning oh please I earn half what she earns
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  right now literally half so uh yeah yeah Hannah I've always
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  said look I'll follow everywhere but the second we leave I'm not learning another
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  language okay draw the line there all right and I'm not working so you you
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  wouldn't learn into any other language what do I need languages for
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  well it's like if you moved somewhere where they didn't speak English I guess
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  is what I'm saying I've got Google Translate what if you moved to uh LA
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  right and needed to learn Spanish as well Google Translate Okay Google go
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  will control my life if I live in another country fair enough I trust
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  Google yeah I trust Google yeah like the the whole motto is don't be
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  evil but is that like is that their motto is that like a mantra don't be
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  evil don't be evil don't don't be evil it would be so easy for them to be
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  evil though wouldn't it h really would cuz like any time I search for
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  something it's on Google and that and that anytime I get any emails or
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  anything from anywhere that Google already know what I'm shopping for yeah
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  which I think makes things a lot easier yeah that's
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  true except there are some things where you don't need to be reminded hey you're
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  still shopping for stuff I heard of someone recently who went in and brought
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  a toilet seat yeah so they own the new toilet seat yeah how many do you need
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  don't yeah you don't need more than one that's fair that's fair so I think they
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  need to just work on that a little purchased it don't need to adver any
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  yeah true true Google certainly knows I'm looking for a new watch put it that
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  way they [ __ ] know well yeah Google definitely knows
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  I'm looking for a new motorcycle helmet CU oh man you know I'm I'm thinking
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  about a motorbike yeah do it well don't do a motorbike okay
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  scooter yeah but I'm not a homosexual ah scooters is are not as
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  crap as they used to be okay all right is that is that on the poster yes well
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  it should be cuz everyone thinks of scooters those little things that you
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  pot around you do 30 km on and that's it mhm yeah I ride to work every day and
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  I'm doing 100 110 on the highway okay sure and so yeah that's cuz I I can't
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  ride a you are flying into Birds though so there's that you on bird you can run over them
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  in cars motorcycles and scooters now okay there you go well I'll consider it
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  I'll consider it it also it's clut about half the price yeah fair fair so why do
• 26:10
  you need a new helmet cuz your has bird all over it bir all over no I just felt
• 26:15
  like getting a new helmet and I've seen some Star Wars ones oh and I want a Star
• 26:19
  Wars one can you get a helmet that looks like Star Wars helmets yes so I'm trying
• 26:24
  to decide between po Damon yeah or just uh Rebel Alliance One like a white one
• 26:30
  oh I'm thinking I'm going to get a white one yeah it's more generic right
• 26:34
  yeah yeah so I'm thinking that's the one I'm going to go I'll say this I uh I was
• 26:38
  Googling for the PO dammeron leather jacket the other day so was I you can
• 26:43
  get it but it looks too new I want a distressed one cuz his is all soft and
• 26:50
  crumbly you know yeah you'd have to get it and then you'd you'd have to wear it
• 26:54
  in but then you don't really want to be the person to wear it in exactly I want
• 26:59
  it pre-worn in cuz yeah cuz if you if you get it and
• 27:04
  you start wearing it and it's all worn in people going to go that's a nice
• 27:07
  jacket if it's brand new and people going to go you're a bit of a try hard
• 27:11
  yeah exactly they're like oh you you bought yourself a jacket
• 27:15
  huh no jacket should look like a new jacket you know there's a few Star Wars
• 27:20
  jackets I would like oh yeah but yeah I don't know I just I want the Luke
• 27:25
  Skywalker one mhm but like the the tan
• 27:28
  one from uh Empire yeah yeah I also want a cape I'm still going to get a cape one
• 27:35
  though like a Count Dooku Cape no like a Lando Cape oh okay yeah I still think I
• 27:41
  can make that work um just in segments I've posted the
• 27:44
  helmet I'm looking at okay let me scroll down H eBay I remember when I could use
• 27:50
  eBay it's too expensive here oh [ __ ] me that's amazing yep what are you waiting
• 27:56
  for just click buy find now I really should should I yeah you
• 28:02
  really you really should all right I'm just going to find I'll do it after the
• 28:07
  show I want to find the best site to get it on yeah yeah Fair CU as I scroll down
• 28:11
  there's one or two that looks like they might be cheaper than others too so yeah
• 28:16
  you have to be careful yeah you still have to be careful on eBay and stuff
• 28:19
  like that you can't just trust everyone hey out of curiosity uh because I assume
• 28:25
  this is adjusted for my location what is
• 28:31
  the what is the shipping price of this
• 28:34
  to you um this one here so it's 234 to
• 28:40
  buy and $69 to ship okay it's the same so actually might maybe this hasn't let
• 28:46
  me see if I can helmet okay let me see if I can type
• 28:52
  this into the Singapore eBay M just to uh to show you the difference that it
• 28:59
  usually is in shipping [ __ ] me see look even eBay I've not been on it knows I'm
• 29:06
  after a [Laughter]
• 29:09
  watch see just just accept it it's fine everyone's just trying to
• 29:16
  help don't know why people get so upset about it there's no point trying to hide the
• 29:23
  internet knows all about you oh you know what it's even cheaper here hm I take it
• 29:28
  back there you go Still Still 230 bucks uh but then the the postage is only 50
• 29:34
  bucks so there you go okay I was trying to make a point that I cannot no longer
• 29:41
  make well why even maybe I should get it shipped to you and I'll just come over
• 29:45
  and pick it up yeah I thought you were never setting foot in uh Singapore again
• 29:50
  I still want to go to the casino oh okay sure it is air conditioned in the casino
• 29:54
  yeah so I might go there for like a day trip when I'm on my way somewhere
• 30:00
  else sure well where else would you like to go that's nearby um there's probably
• 30:06
  a few like I don't know what's what's around you wouldn't mind going to
• 30:10
  Vietnam oh yeah Vietnam's great Vietnam is excellent sort of near you is it um
• 30:16
  geography is not my strong suit sort of near me yeah it's sort of near me you
• 30:20
  know where Thailand is sort of yeah yeah it's next to
• 30:23
  Thailand um I've also thought like even if we go to like Europe or anything
• 30:28
  we'll sort of stop off oh man stop over capital of the world yeah so we'll just
• 30:33
  stop off see you for a day or two and then bug her off again perfect that way
• 30:37
  we can break up the long flights yeah true and I'll be more prepared this time
• 30:42
  and drink a lot more water yeah yeah and bring shorts or a kilt bring your short
• 30:47
  Kilt I'll bring my short Kilt I'll wear my mini Kilt okay so let's uh let's
• 30:52
  break it down and we'll tease a little bit too right coming up in the second
• 30:56
  half of this podcast we've got uh we've got new online fads we've got Stanley
• 31:02
  news we've got uh we've got Steven King news we've got black panther news we've
• 31:09
  got some uh stranger things news and of course as always we've got Star Wars
• 31:14
  news it's not really news should we start there let's start there okay d off
• 31:19
  will have the jingle so Star Wars news Star Wars news Star Wars
• 31:23
  news okay maybe it's time to update the jingle yeah maybe that's a new jingle oh
• 31:29
  yeah it's it's quite similar to the old jingle just a bit more minimalist iose
• 31:34
  you don't need to change a lot so uh yeah trailer for solo new one yeah now
• 31:40
  look I don't really get excited about like trailers because I thought we'd
• 31:43
  seen the trailer turns out we've seen the teaser trailer so I'm getting
• 31:47
  confused about all the different trailers we get now yeah so cuz I
• 31:50
  thought there was a teaser before that there was yeah so anyway so there was a
• 31:56
  teaser for the teaser yeah then the te the real trailer and now this is the
• 32:00
  real one maybe I'll like this one by the time this comes out and you're listening
• 32:04
  to this listeners you will have already seen this because I would have watched
• 32:08
  it probably about five or 10 times yeah yeah that's right um yeah I thought the
• 32:15
  last one actually looked pretty good don't get me wrong there's things I hate
• 32:20
  about it do you want to know what I hate the most I've kept this to myself
• 32:23
  because it's it's really Petty and superficial um
• 32:28
  I don't like his hair like I really don't like it it [ __ ] annoys me so
• 32:33
  much hansu never had hair like
• 32:37
  that he looks like he's got MAA here yep no I can see that now you've
• 32:43
  never ruin DET t for me but it's just wrong it's just wrong the center part
• 32:48
  long at the back it's not right it is not right I just I don't think I like
• 32:54
  him yeah I don't either but I'm hoping he can win me over because let's be
• 32:58
  honest we haven't seen the film yep but I think this is just going to no matter
• 33:05
  what this movie can be great it's still going to upset
• 33:08
  everyone yeah you can't go and make a movie of characters that people love and
• 33:13
  just recast and go yep don't worry about it yep watch this now this is now
• 33:17
  Canon yeah I know they've uh I think everyone sort of liked the H from we saw
• 33:24
  in the movies like you didn't know much about him he bit of a dick yeah pretty
• 33:29
  arrogant but you liked him but now you're going to watch him Y and I reckon
• 33:34
  they're going to try and make him not as much of a dick yeah definitely they're
• 33:37
  going to make him uh relatable yes and sympathetic yeah and that's just not the
• 33:43
  Han Solo we want no no we want the Han Solo that's exactly the same as Indiana
• 33:50
  Jones yeah well the same thing happened with that we we got to know Indie A
• 33:53
  Little Too Well by the end
• 33:59
  but yeah so U I'm looking forward to seeing it and because it comes out next
• 34:03
  month like we only got a month to go may 2th but you know where it's going to
• 34:07
  Premiere where KH what the Khan film
• 34:12
  festival like we're all those snooty European films Premiere this year solo
• 34:19
  is premiering there look they also have like a film Market there I mean it's not
• 34:22
  unusual for films to play there but uh they they don't need to sell the this
• 34:27
  movie to anyone yeah I know weird right like all that's it's going to
• 34:33
  premere there how long when when's K it must be soon uh it
• 34:40
  is um 10 days before 10 days before May
• 34:45
  25th see 10 days so that's a lot of time where people are going to get upset CU
• 34:50
  they're going to go an in it and there's going to be spoilers yeah that's right
• 34:53
  by the way listeners I said 10 days before May 25th because that's the day
• 34:56
  it's released world wide not because I couldn't work out the maths in my head
• 35:01
  okay just want everyone to know that but put it this way the uh the opening night
• 35:07
  film at Khan this year will uh will be a film called everybody knows starring
• 35:12
  jaier bardam and Penelope crw you know
• 35:16
  what I mean like then the next night
• 35:22
  solo so they just paid a lot of money for the movie to go there right yeah I
• 35:27
  still don't understand why though man they're fighting an uphill battle with
• 35:30
  this one though aren't they like this is the first Star Wars movie that people
• 35:36
  think might be [ __ ] and there have been some incredibly [ __ ] Star Wars movies
• 35:43
  yes I can think of three right now yeah but only three but yeah no this
• 35:50
  one I think with the problems I had with the filming throughout the entire thing
• 35:53
  and firing directors and yeah and then I don't know they've done a crazy thing
• 35:59
  by changing the look in the middle Falcon I think that's
• 36:03
  just I can't explain that away I think you're going to have to get used to the
• 36:07
  fact that there might be one or two things that have been changed I'm kind
• 36:12
  of glad I'm not going to be seeing this movie with you uh because you're going
• 36:15
  to be yelling at the screen in the theater oh I'm going to be furious like
• 36:20
  the way he's going to win the Millennium Falcon is going to piss me off to no
• 36:25
  end Maybe known he we've always known he won that in a card
• 36:31
  game even people who never read any extended stories they always knew that
• 36:35
  it was some type of card game that he wanted yeah that's but that's only
• 36:38
  because other people who had read the extended books had told them that yeah
• 36:44
  but I don't know there's some things I understand that they got rid of all the
• 36:50
  books and everything then went this is now they're all legends but I think
• 36:53
  there's some things that you shouldn't
• 36:54
  get rid of yeah and that to me is one of
• 37:00
  them but they're also changing the cannon from even the prequels as
• 37:05
  well could you remember when you saw uh
• 37:10
  you saw a mum Falcon type ship that's true and George went no no there's just
• 37:15
  lots of them around they're just they're just ships that's the type of ship yep
• 37:19
  and now we're going to watch it and no now this is going to be a different looking
• 37:23
  [Laughter] one yeah yeah look I mean there's there's been some
• 37:30
  revisionist history done with the the prequels that I'm well okay with you
• 37:35
  know the omission of the murans for example perfectly happy for them to
• 37:41
  just yeah but uh I don't know we'll see
• 37:45
  we'll see we'll see yeah we we will all see we will give Disney a money oh yeah
• 37:50
  yeah y yeah they they make um probably a few
• 37:55
  hundred of me a year at least sure and that's just of stuff I know this is
• 38:00
  honestly I think I don't think I'm going to go to the midnight screening this
• 38:03
  what I mean man this be the first one you haven't
• 38:08
  yeah like even when the Remember When The Originals got
• 38:13
  re-released like back in absolutely do oh yeah man I went to that yeah same and
• 38:19
  it was just as packed as if it was a new movie and then I did episode
• 38:26
  one I was wasn't happy but I went and then I did episode two you know I didn't
• 38:30
  go to episode one midnight but I did go the next day with you who so you'd
• 38:35
  already seen it at midnight and we're seeing it again yep and I I was trying
• 38:39
  to lie to myself yeah went no it's not bad I saw it I think three times that
• 38:45
  day yeah yeah just didn't get better at
• 38:50
  least on the second and third time this film didn't catch fire oh that's true
• 38:55
  yeah a lot of people remember the great the Great Fire
• 38:59
  of fand Menace there was a big thing when it went out they weren't allowed to do any test
• 39:05
  screenings and that's what they would normally do at theaters if I'm correct
• 39:08
  they would sort of have tests so they could test a film out to make sure that
• 39:12
  wouldn't happen MH yeah and then although now they don't screen them on
• 39:15
  film now it's just a drive all digital which is fine oh yeah it looks way
• 39:19
  better way better well well that was also something George actually was
• 39:24
  championing as well to like to bring this in so like we actually still make
• 39:28
  changes till like just before the movie starts it's you're not held off for 6
• 39:34
  months in advance all right that's the final edit and we're done it's no we've
• 39:37
  still got time to work on it and which I think is why you get a shorter
• 39:42
  turnaround between the ending of filming and by the time it goes to the theater
• 39:45
  now yeah because I mean have they have they finally [ __ ] finished their
• 39:50
  re-shoot I maybe cuz that they were still talking about re-shoot what a
• 39:55
  couple of weeks ago yeah and I know Gareth Evans Gareth Evans that's not who
• 40:00
  I mean Gareth Edwards okay not not the uh not the Australian politici
• 40:07
  um Gareth Edwards has come out defending everyone on solo and saying no
• 40:14
  no no no re-shoot are totally normal my film sucked before I did the re-shoot
• 40:19
  well it is true re shoots aren't crazy uh they happen a lot you know Woody
• 40:24
  Allen always schedules re-shoot in after
• 40:27
  his edit so like it's not even re-shoot it's just he has a production period an
• 40:33
  editing period and then another production period cuz sh you go in you
• 40:37
  film everything you go start editing you go hold on this isn't working or we need
• 40:41
  another s of this and then you also even do test screenings and then people go no
• 40:46
  we don't like this or that and that and then you go back film a few things and
• 40:49
  come out but I think they did a hell of a lot with this like most of the movie the
• 40:55
  impression I get yeah which can be a good thing I like
• 41:01
  Ron Howard I like Ron Howard too man okay so you like Ron Howard but you don't like Steven
• 41:08
  Spielberg I just think Ron Howard's more a nicer guy yeah you're probably right you're
• 41:13
  probably right i' probably I'd prefer to go for a beer with Ron Over
• 41:18
  Steven for just like mat's sake sure
• 41:22
  yeah you're probably right plus to hire either of them everything he no what I
• 41:27
  mean like you're not trying to get a job out of either of them like if I had the
• 41:30
  opportunity to sit down with one of the other I'd pick Steven and I'd be trying
• 41:33
  to get him to watch the you know the tail job available on Amazon $2.99 to
• 41:38
  rent $9.99 to buy right but I don't I think you'd have a bit of
• 41:43
  shut with Ron probably and everything he says will sound like it's uh you're in
• 41:47
  an episode of Arrested Development and that'll be pretty cool I can I can not
• 41:51
  wait to see the solo edit with him doing the voiceover cuz
• 41:56
  you know that's going to happen within a week yeah yeah I'm I'm looking forward to that
• 42:01
  too oh that's right I remembered I'm right again okay you
• 42:07
  often are so y so remember recently I was talking about how they we need to
• 42:12
  sort of stop looking at movies and maybe start going to television
• 42:16
  miniseries yeah they were going to make do a remake of The Stand oh yeah yeah
• 42:20
  the stepen king Noel so they're going to make a movie out of it yeah right I mean
• 42:24
  that need to be quite a long movie if they want to cram everything in there
• 42:27
  yep but they listen to me instead of going a movie they're going to go a 10
• 42:32
  part TV miniseries okay well there you go which I think that's the perfect way
• 42:36
  to do that type of book yeah movie yeah I don't disagree don't gram it in
• 42:42
  stretch it out well they don't even need to stretch it out that's actually putting more of
• 42:48
  the book in yeah cuz that's where a lot of movies fail you can't actually fit
• 42:53
  everything in that's in like Lord of the Rings that movie should be hell of a lot
• 42:57
  longer you know they're doing a Netflix series right
• 43:01
  yeah I do but yeah yeah Lord of the Rings should be longer and The Hobbit
• 43:06
  should be shorter yes cuz if you look what there were three movies for The
• 43:13
  Hobbit that that book is what a half of the size or a quarter of the size of one
• 43:18
  Lord of the Rings book oh less less than that even so they created and made [ __ ]
• 43:23
  up for those movies but Lord ARA had to cut a lot yeah true but yeah I'm not
• 43:28
  looking forward to
• 43:32
  Rings don't care for L of the Rings I I don't care for a lot of things
• 43:38
  there I'll leave it there um did you care for black panther I didn't mind it
• 43:43
  yeah I wasn't my favorite no me neither but I thought it was uh damn solid um
• 43:49
  and it will have the auspicious honor of being the first film screened in Saudi
• 43:54
  Arabia they don't get movies no for the last 35 years it's been illegal to
• 44:00
  publicly screen a film why uh CU they don't
• 44:06
  like stuff over there okay yeah yeah a lot of stuff they don't like but they
• 44:12
  they're doing a lot of stuff now women can drive cars there now really yes yes
• 44:18
  starting this year and uh and they're going to they're
• 44:24
  going to screen black panther of all M now this is the first film screened in a
• 44:30
  cinema and it's because there's only one Cinema left there was another two films
• 44:36
  that were screen in a statun cultural center right and that was a double
• 44:41
  screening of the Emoji Movie and Captain Underpants so I don't know what Captain
• 44:47
  Captain Underpants is but I know the Emoji movie was just terrible yeah well
• 44:52
  I'm kind of imagine why would they scream that I don't think Captain
• 44:56
  Underpants is like the lost film by Aon Wells or something you know what I mean
• 45:00
  oh [ __ ] I mean it makes the Emoji Movie look good just looking at the poster
• 45:04
  here but what why why would they pick that that's not going to get people
• 45:08
  around to let's go to the movies I don't I don't think that's their aim I don't
• 45:12
  think it's like let's get people to go to the
• 45:17
  movies but so they're doing it so is it they lifted the band totally or they
• 45:22
  lifted the band for black pants no they've lifted the band totally um okay
• 45:27
  black panther is going to be the first one but every single film that comes out
• 45:31
  is going to be edited for Content so that uh nothing is seen as derisive from
• 45:36
  their their way of life I could see that changing a lot of
• 45:42
  movies yeah a lot even black panther because uh there's a lot of women with
• 45:47
  jobs in Black Panther so and women can drive but they can't be
• 45:54
  Uber drivers that's right they can't they can't earn any
• 46:00
  money well is
• 46:04
  just yay yeah yeah I think it's a good movie Baby Steps right yeah exactly
• 46:10
  right my friend uh my friend was in uh
• 46:13
  Afghanistan when the Taliban lifted and uh he said Cinemas were the first things
• 46:20
  to appear he said it was like they were Underground on Springs the whole time
• 46:24
  and the second Taliban was out of power they just sprung up yeah people want to
• 46:29
  watch [ __ ] movies y people can just enjoy themselves and take them away from
• 46:33
  their lives yeah cuz that's what entertainment is it's to get away from
• 46:39
  what you're actually doing Escape for a little while
• 46:44
  yeah I use it to escape pain a that's
• 46:49
  why I play games yeah I know buddy I
• 46:53
  know and that's also why I take drugs yeah I mean I take drugs to escape
• 46:58
  emotional pain oh M are prescription drugs too they're just not my
• 47:03
  prescription Let's uh let's be totally clear on
• 47:08
  that all right now Stanley Stanley's had a rough year he's not geek of the week
• 47:14
  yet no he's not geek of the week yet but [ __ ] me I think he's close it's coming
• 47:19
  soon yeah so um over the last year um
• 47:23
  he's been accused of sexual assault yep he was robbed of $1.4 million I didn't
• 47:30
  know he was robbed yeah he's been totally shaken down um oh and uh and he
• 47:37
  also has been hospitalized after a heart attack
• 47:40
  so yeah he's uh he's not doing good and um apparently they're all kicking when
• 47:46
  he's down a spokesperson from his estate has said that uh uh quote it's a real
• 47:52
  [ __ ] mess over here I think all of his money will be gone in just a few weeks
• 47:57
  weeks Stan is literally being picked apart by vultures
• 48:03
  right now one of the things that's happening to him in this not so great
• 48:07
  period in his life is that a former colleague of his somehow has a signed
• 48:14
  document that says he can have gallons and gallons of Stanley's
• 48:19
  blood right for what so the last time Stan was in
• 48:25
  hospital they they withdrew vile after vile of blood and gave them to this dude
• 48:32
  who's uh who's Now using them to print
• 48:35
  Stanley's signature on comic
• 48:39
  books what kind of [ __ ] is this that's that's crazy it's like weird and
• 48:46
  unusual right and people are going to buy
• 48:50
  them yeah so um yeah so these are don't buy these
• 48:57
  yeah these are special editions right that you can uh you can only buy
• 49:02
  apparently at one comic shop in Las Vegas right and uh and they're signed in
• 49:08
  his blood but he didn't actually sign them they just
• 49:12
  correct got him to sign over his blood for it's somehow yeah stamped stamped
• 49:18
  with his blood I guess and I think the worst part about
• 49:23
  this is the fact that people are also going to run out and buy this and then
• 49:25
  they're going to become colle C items and and people going to yeah pay more
• 49:31
  for them in years time when the he does pass in years time mate he's 95 in
• 49:38
  months he passes and those people are terrible terrible people yeah although
• 49:44
  although I've just thought about something yep once he's gone the only
• 49:50
  chance of bringing him back is in the DNA that will be in those blood stamps
• 49:55
  on those comic books so if you have bought one you literally
• 50:00
  hold the power to clone and resurrect
• 50:06
  stanlee that could be interesting but you'd
• 50:11
  be cuz I think he's starting to lose his mind a little bit so when they're
• 50:16
  cloning now how does cloning work I don't understand like so they clone so
• 50:19
  it's just the same DNA it's not the same person he's not going to be stanless
• 50:24
  correct it's basically going to be an identical twin grown in a lab
• 50:29
  yeah and then yeah he's not going to have the same way he was brought up and
• 50:33
  so he's not going to have the same memories and he's not going to be yeah
• 50:37
  yeah that's not CL that's not how cloning works unfortunately no no no no
• 50:41
  no it's not but I'm actually wondering do you think that they' filmed all of
• 50:45
  Stanley's cameos for the movies you know it wouldn't surprise
• 50:50
  me I once knew I was going to fire a voiceover artist so I got him to say
• 50:54
  every possible combination of uh what I could ever possibly want someone to say
• 51:00
  yep yeah I'm sure he got suspicious yeah just read the numbers read all the
• 51:06
  numbers okay but I I don't think it would be a
• 51:10
  bad thing to do for this I don't this one I don't think's being a dick to him
• 51:15
  yeah I think that would still just be a like yeah that's nice we want him to be
• 51:20
  part of this whole universe is created up until the time he goes and even a
• 51:23
  little bit after while this story AR ends yeah sure
• 51:31
  yeah no I'm actually why are they stealing
• 51:36
  money and how cuz he wouldn't actually need a lot of money anymore no man he
• 51:41
  just needs money anyway [ __ ] keep the machine on as far as I can tell cuz like
• 51:47
  he came out to Sydney a few years ago yeah and was signing on graphs yeah now
• 51:53
  I forget how much he was charging but I know he wasn't charging as much as some
• 51:57
  other people mhm yeah but he was signing autographs like all day yeah well for
• 52:02
  some people autographs is literally how they make their money you know yeah they
• 52:06
  were a character in Star Wars they were wearing a mask and they just do
• 52:10
  autographs yeah now he was signing so they would have flown him out and put
• 52:16
  him up yeah like the venue that he wouldn't have paid for him to come out
• 52:19
  himself he would have come up and he would have taken a good amount of that
• 52:23
  money would have been all of his yep and the amount of money that he would have
• 52:28
  made would have do me for at least a year oh yeah yeah man if not
• 52:33
  longer and he does a few of them and he's fine so why does he need so much
• 52:39
  money well it's not that he needs it just that since he's been in hospital
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  people are literally siphoning money out of his account these people are scum
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  yeah let's talk about something nice sure me sad um nice
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  nice okay so we've got some uh we didn't steal this news we've got some I'm doing
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  stupid things news and we've got yeah that's what we've got left
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  that's it all right we'll go if we didn't steal things okay so um The
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  Duffer brothers are being accused of plagiarizing stranger things now I've
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  got one problem with that yep uh they did steal it they stole it from a lot of
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  things they've basically ripped off all my favorite TV shows and movies from the
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  80s and I have absolutely no problem with that no but someone is saying that
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  uh they met The Duffer Brothers at a party in
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  2015 and pitched this to them as an idea uh and is now suing for uh for all the
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  profits that it has made claiming that doing this at all was their
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  idea that he he just suing now or is this something he's been trying to do
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  since it came out it doesn't say doesn't say cuz this is one thing that annoys me
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  about when people Sue yeah I think there should be a time
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  frame of when you can sue and it's you have like I don't know 6 months from the
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  time you become aware of it to do something to file your suit yeah yeah that's
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  fair like yeah it's been 3 years now
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  yeah got to be yeah so coming out now I think's a bit wrong but if he did do
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  earlier that's fine but so he's just saying what he
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  pitched at a party yeah he's saying that he met them said uh hey you know what it
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  be cool [ __ ] show that's looks like it's in the 80s and there's like there's
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  like scary [ __ ] and uh and a kids like getting experiments done on
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  them yeah yeah yep but the D Brothers have come out and said they have a
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  Google doc from uh 2013 2 years prior uh
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  that has this sentence Benny uh who didn't make it into the
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  show but uh but will did Benny leaves his friend Elliott's house a bunch of
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  kids are there eating pizza Dungeons and Dragons Benny leaves on a bike hears
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  voices goes to a strange World taken by
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  some evil force so there you go yep so that pretty much sums up what the show's
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  about yeah that's it that's it yeah
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  so don't Sue it's bad yeah unless they did actually rip you off which really
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  doesn't sound like they did or it may have been that you were pitching
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  something to them they weren't really listening to you cuz I was had a party
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  and that's not what they were there for yeah that's also true yeah I mean what
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  did The Duffer Brothers do before stranger things I'd never really heard
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  of them oh no wait they did that out of the mysterious show hold on
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  Duffer you know what it's funny if you type in Duffer Duffer and the word the
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  letter B the first thing comes up is Duffer bag which I think is people
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  misspelling duffel bag duffel bag yep okay let's get there okay so they did
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  waywood Pines oh that's it waywood Pines fabulous show right up until the final
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  episodes where they ruined it by revealing what it
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  was but waywood Pines is an old timey like little
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  mystery set kind of in a little town with a [ __ ] Supernatural thing so
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  this is like going to the wowski and going hey you know what you should do
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  something about computers and someone gets like sucked into a computer and
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  then coming out and saying oh that's that's [ __ ] my idea cuz all their
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  shitty all their [ __ ] ideas are that you can't have a completely original idea
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  anymore it it's just not possible I'm not sure you ever
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  could even the ancient Greeks who invented drama said that there were only
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  two stories going on a journey and a Stranger Comes to to
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  town you're thinking about it now right yeah I really am cuz yeah even if movie
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  like even if it is set somewhere something normally happens cuz someone
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  arrives or you go on a journey so uh Lord of the Rings is going on a journey
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  whereas uh Clos Encounters of the Third Kind is a Stranger Comes to
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  Town and there's also a journey in it as well where they go to some stupid
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  Mountain that's
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  true all right so what are the kids up to these days all right well uh last
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  time we reported on the kids they were uh they were doing the tide pod
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  Challenge and wondering why their friends were dying yeah yeah um I call
• 57:45
  that social Darwinism and I don't really have a problem with it I don't have a
• 57:50
  problem with the next phase that the kids are doing either
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  um but it is a bit we we and I don't quite understand
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  it they're snorting
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  condoms after they've used them no I thought that at first but I'm sure it's
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  not but I I bet there I bet there's like an extreme version where where they are
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  uh as the blue brothers would call them soiled uh no this is this is when you
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  unravel a condom stick it up your nose breathe it in until it comes out the
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  bottom of your throat and then and you pull it out of your
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  mouth why I don't know I don't
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  know I don't even think I'd want to see someone doing that no oh God
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  no I don't find it funny I don't find it I don't understand people no neither do
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  I and I definitely don't understand young people no we never did anything
• 58:53
  stupid like that when we were kids did we that think I mean we did stupid things but
• 58:59
  like like you know we [ __ ] drank and drugged ourself into a stuper but we
• 59:05
  didn't do like pointless things maybe kids don't take drugs
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  anymore maybe they don't drink maybe this is instead of that oh then start
• 59:14
  drinking yeah start drinking is a lot safer actually it's probably not no
• 59:20
  probably not I don't know also I snorting condoms or drinking I think if
• 59:25
  we publicly try to convince kids to uh get drunk that might reflect badly on us
• 59:32
  I was talking about cordial yeah fair enough that's my story and I'm
• 59:37
  sticking with it red cordial even though green cordial tastes nicer but red
• 59:42
  cordio gets your hyper what flavor is green cordio it's meant to be lime but it's called
• 59:49
  cooler there's cooler there was J lime J lime was my
• 59:53
  favorite well it's cooler with an a hey well I don't get
• 59:59
  it and I don't like [ __ ] yeah I drank it every goddamn day of my life I've got
• 1:00:05
  some at the moment ah he you you can't you you get Li
• 1:00:12
  lemonade over there God I love that stuff yeah yeah we
• 1:00:16
  have a lot of sodas over here that's true not quite as much as America or I
• 1:00:20
  could get my diet PE flavored Dr Pepper drink I drink so much lemonade
• 1:00:27
  when I'm in the states So when you say lemonade what do you mean you mean
• 1:00:31
  Sprite I mean I know water with sugar y yeah cuz when I cuz when I first went to
• 1:00:37
  America the very first time I went there to New York City I uh my drink of choice
• 1:00:42
  at the time was vodka lemonade and uh man I got some weird looks over there
• 1:00:46
  yeah yeah you got to say Sprite which is weird cuz are there any
• 1:00:51
  other brands for it or is it just it's Sprite there I'm pretty sure they've got
• 1:00:55
  seven up pretty sure that's American seven up yeah right yep I mean they
• 1:01:00
  don't have scheps I guess no I think that's the Australian one yeah but seven
• 1:01:05
  up seven Up's nice I like they seven up and Sprite they do taste different yeah
• 1:01:10
  they do scheps taste different too it's probably my favorite I like to mix it up a lot I'm
• 1:01:16
  actually drinking a shrips right now are you yep lemonade natural lemon flavor
• 1:01:22
  this is not natural lemon flavor you know they released a Peach Coke here for
• 1:01:27
  a limited time okay there's a raspberry Coke here at the moment that I'm God
• 1:01:31
  damn I would love that but for some reason in Australia it
• 1:01:36
  won't be here for long it'll be a limited time and then it'll disappear
• 1:01:40
  again unlike in the states where it's just you think of a combination you can
• 1:01:44
  get a Coke version of it yeah I uh I remember when they did diet lime Coke in
• 1:01:51
  Australia for a year they never did it in the the full sugar one they just did
• 1:01:55
  it in the diet and they just did it for a year and it was [ __ ] delicious it
• 1:01:59
  was refreshing as [ __ ] yeah I just don't know why they
• 1:02:03
  don't stick with oh they they just mustn't sell I guess so because if they
• 1:02:08
  were selling it we would still have
• 1:02:12
  it yeah and that's why capitalism doesn't
• 1:02:17
  work we can't get the things we
• 1:02:21
  want buy your helmet now all right
• 1:02:27
  um where's my I've got where is it
• 1:02:31
  no um I know I'll go back to the link yeah oh I have just kickstarted
• 1:02:37
  something but I can't talk about it cuz it's a surprise for when I test it okay
• 1:02:41
  it arrives in July it's just a teaser it might arrive in July it's kickstar it
• 1:02:46
  might arrive yes it may well put it this way it won't arrive before July no I
• 1:02:51
  have not had any problems with Kickstarter except for they come well
• 1:02:55
  after yeah yeah I've got three board games that I'm expecting okay that were
• 1:03:00
  meant to arrive last year right yeah well that's kick M and Jenner actually
• 1:03:06
  played played the cop version of the game I'm expecting oh is that right well
• 1:03:11
  it [ __ ] exists then I'd get on to that it exists Thorn watch Thorn watch
• 1:03:16
  where you look at Thorns real carefully now we I'm just I'm pretty sure let me
• 1:03:22
  just double check um go to
• 1:03:29
  here uh talk among
• 1:03:34
  El me Me Talk Amongst myself yep so um
• 1:03:40
  you know I've been uh playing quite a lot of Conan Exiles right yes still in
• 1:03:46
  pre-release uh God knows how long it
• 1:03:50
  releases officially in August oh Christ
• 1:03:54
  they pushed it back again supposed to be may but uh uh I'm I'm enjoying that
• 1:04:01
  Still Still Loving It uh stopped playing it for a little bit to play
• 1:04:06
  uh Kingdom Come King come um and then
• 1:04:11
  even though that's got a story and Rich characters and con doesn't have any of
• 1:04:16
  those things I'm back in Conan I've moved on to a new terrain uh where I've
• 1:04:23
  built myself a new house which I'm currently living in so uh that's all
• 1:04:29
  good but recently I purchased for my
• 1:04:33
  Kindle the collection of all the old original Conan
• 1:04:39
  stories I would really like to read them I they are [ __ ]
• 1:04:44
  great cuz even I just I love those movies oh me too me too I mean the Conan
• 1:04:49
  screenplay was written by John millius who wrote Apocalypse Now you know punch
• 1:04:54
  is a Don no punches a camel
• 1:04:57
  yeah punching punching another camel I love so what there was K Barbarian K in
• 1:05:03
  the destroyer and then there was red Sonia which had Arnold sweger but he
• 1:05:08
  wasn't Conan but he was yeah yeah I think that's how it works I never
• 1:05:13
  understood that yeah I'm going to have to get back to you on that cuz I don't
• 1:05:18
  know what I do know is that they are doing a reboot of red
• 1:05:23
  Sonia okay so I'm guessing the Conan one went well then I don't think it did man
• 1:05:30
  cuz I saw it and I did not think it went that well no it really didn't uh it did
• 1:05:35
  make me want to go back and watch the original Conan original which I did
• 1:05:40
  so yeah but no red Sonia that's a strange one to go back to cuz that one
• 1:05:46
  was I don't think was as popular as Conan no probably not Conan was pretty
• 1:05:52
  [ __ ] popular I used to like Conan and then my sister used to like Red Son
• 1:05:56
  really well there you go that makes sense yep and then I started to like red
• 1:06:01
  Sonia a little bit more as I got a little bit older she probably liked Conan a bit no
• 1:06:06
  did she the girls listeners R in are you
• 1:06:11
  female right do you find Arnold Schwarzenegger attractive even young
• 1:06:17
  Arnold Schwarzenegger yeah young yeah like in his prime when he middle like
• 1:06:22
  you cuz I've I've never considered him a sex simple then again I don't really
• 1:06:26
  look at men as sex symbols necessarily but I always thought he was a [ __ ]
• 1:06:31
  body yeah exactly right so what I want to know like do girls have like pictures
• 1:06:36
  of [ __ ] Arie up on their wall that's a good question I'm looking
• 1:06:41
  forward to people telling it yeah
• 1:06:44
  yeah come on ladies weigh in we we've got like two or three of
• 1:06:51
  you yeah Carol from Sydney let us know [Laughter]
• 1:06:57
  do you like a bit of the Swatch yeah I spoke to I spoke to Carol from Sydney
• 1:07:01
  this week oh you did yeah yeah she sent she sent me some pilliga scrub
• 1:07:06
  news which we had a bit of a laugh over it was great always nice to catch up
• 1:07:10
  with your mom