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#225 Highchair Hassles & Horny Parents · Two Doting Dads with Matty J & Ash

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  Speaker 1: Action.
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  Speaker 2: What's the deal? Do you know what popped up the
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  Speaker 2: other day? Actually that made me laugh very much. Is
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  Speaker 2: Jimmy Fallon doing Jerry Seinfeld next to Jerry Seinfeld and
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  Speaker 2: they're both like, what's the deal? Was he offended? No,
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  Speaker 2: the would it together?
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  Speaker 3: It was great because like, if I was going to
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  Speaker 3: impersonate you, I don't know if that would be ad
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  Speaker 3: vice versa.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I'm so handsome, look at me.
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  Speaker 4: Let me just wipe up these tears with my money.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome back to do Nutting Dads. I am Maddie J
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  Speaker 2: and I'm Ash.
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  Speaker 3: And this is a podcast. Sorry I had a stroke
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  Speaker 3: just then. This is a podcast. I got a message on.
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  Speaker 2: My phone by watch Banking Apple and I actually, can
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  Speaker 2: I even finish this intro?
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  Speaker 3: Then I'm going to say something, Oh fuck, this is
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  Speaker 3: a podcast all about parenting. It is the good, it
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  Speaker 3: is bad, and if you come for advice, it won't happen.
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  Speaker 3: And I thought to myself. I went to bed last
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  Speaker 3: night and I was thinking, do you know what I'm
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  Speaker 3: going to wake up?
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna be mean to Ash. Yes, because at.
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  Speaker 1: The moment I show any weakness to you.
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  Speaker 2: Don't come for me. One thing that you should not
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  Speaker 2: do is talk about or show weakness around me, because
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  Speaker 2: I will find it. I'll exploit it.
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  Speaker 1: Because you like being spat on.
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  Speaker 2: I do dirty little boy. Yeah, only particularly, but my
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  Speaker 2: wife only interesting going on? Maybe Ellie, but we'll find
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  Speaker 2: out soon.
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  Speaker 3: Housekeeping can I just really quickly? And then we did
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  Speaker 3: those beautiful messages for our wives.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. And I looked at your link of the footage
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  Speaker 2: that you uploaded of April.
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  Speaker 3: It's some beautiful shots. But if you saw them April
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  Speaker 3: with the kids on holidays. And then there was one
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  Speaker 3: video and she's just flexing.
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  Speaker 2: You. I knew you'd buy it. Throw that out there
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  Speaker 2: because Matt'll be like, well, you've saved it, haven't you. No,
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  Speaker 2: I would never show me your phone right now.
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  Speaker 1: It's an automatic save.
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  Speaker 2: I just thought I throw that in there because I
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  Speaker 2: do mention that she's the strongest, So I thought maybe
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  Speaker 2: nestle for that in the and be like, yeah, that works.
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  Speaker 2: She looks good, very good.
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  Speaker 1: You're a lucky guy.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Also, April, well done.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she works hard, works very hard. Jim, Like what
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  Speaker 2: six days a week, Papa, that's great.
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  Speaker 1: Good on her housekeeping. Ash.
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  Speaker 3: We will let people know. Maybe they come for the Wednesday
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  Speaker 3: episode and they haven't seen there's a very special surprise
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  Speaker 3: sitting in the inbox of two doting dads. Doesn't normally
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  Speaker 3: sit there on a Monday, but it is there right now.
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  Speaker 2: If they subscribe, I would get it automatically. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: If you're listening and not subscribing, look to mirror, take
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  Speaker 3: a good hard look at yourself.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, flecked be better.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but we are doing Monday episodes now every single week,
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  Speaker 3: so it's going to toggle.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that also works. The shift you can shift. You
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  Speaker 1: can shift.
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  Speaker 3: It shifts between a guest episode and then the housekeeping episode.
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  Speaker 3: Who thought housekeeping would be such a dominant feature.
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  Speaker 2: It was an accident too. We just said it one
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  Speaker 2: day and so I was like, give it to me,
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  Speaker 2: give me more of it.
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  Speaker 3: I think Vic tried to take it out. She did
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  Speaker 3: initially when we said its housekeeping. She's very quiet.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think this name works.
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  Speaker 2: I'm distracted, and I'm distracted. You've got a stain on
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  Speaker 2: your jumper.
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  Speaker 1: Oh fuck.
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  Speaker 2: Honestly, the mouth was moving, but I'm like, what's this
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  Speaker 2: thing saying? I?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't have that when I first came in, did I? Vic?
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  Speaker 5: I don't think that was fresh.
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  Speaker 1: I had a.
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  Speaker 3: Bacon egg wrap and it was just the bacon was
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  Speaker 3: all compacted to the bottom of the wrap and it's oil.
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  Speaker 3: So I was getting all that egg and I was like,
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  Speaker 3: where's the bacon, looking for it, like I'm out, found
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  Speaker 3: the bacon, and then like bit into the bacon and
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  Speaker 3: it was just too much moist.
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  Speaker 2: Or too much more. No such thing.
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  Speaker 1: Well look at me now, I couldn't handle it.
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  Speaker 2: Worth it. If that's an oil stain that you might
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  Speaker 2: as well cover the whole thing in oil. Are you
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  Speaker 2: wrapping us up on to the next thing. No, that's it.
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  Speaker 2: We're going to see it for ages. What should do?
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  Speaker 2: How would you get that out?
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  Speaker 1: Think about the jumper.
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  Speaker 3: I bought it about two years ago, and it's a
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  Speaker 3: white jumper which has lasted a very long time off white.
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  Speaker 3: It's an off white and I bought it off white
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  Speaker 3: thinking it would hard an oil stain.
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  Speaker 2: But wrong, I'm now I found out that's not the case.
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  Speaker 2: Someone's saying that's vanilla. That that jumper that I did.
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  Speaker 1: I bought it and I said, is this vanilla?
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  Speaker 2: I said, it's off white, and I said, both work
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  Speaker 2: and it's got great The texture, so the text. So
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  Speaker 2: the oil is going to be in the texture. Now,
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  Speaker 2: I suggest to be in a nappy sand give it
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  Speaker 2: a little scrape.
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  Speaker 5: You've made your point.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I saw it on a bus shelter yesterday. Someone
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  Speaker 2: defaced you. So I'm going to go pass again today
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  Speaker 2: and see if what if I can stop and get
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  Speaker 2: a photo. Okay it was me. You had a Hitler mustache. Wow, yeah, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: that's a classic.
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  Speaker 1: It can't be upset by that.
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  Speaker 2: I wait for a penis to be drawn on. It's
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  Speaker 2: a rite of passage. If you're on a billboard and
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  Speaker 2: you haven't been defaced with a Hitler mustache, either that
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  Speaker 2: or you got your teeth out and you got missing teeth,
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  Speaker 2: that's not a classic.
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  Speaker 1: Also, the monobrow.
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  Speaker 2: Monobrow's good too, the mono bra and give me ideas.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just gonna long people to own and just give
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  Speaker 2: you different facial expressions.
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  Speaker 1: Waiting for Victor wrappers up.
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  Speaker 2: No more billboard chat.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry that I'm the only one to here on
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  Speaker 1: a billboard.
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  Speaker 2: All right, oh, subtleflex, But it's not a billboard, it's
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  Speaker 2: a bus shelter, and usually they think of piss, so
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't be walking around here.
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  Speaker 1: It's the same family.
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  Speaker 2: So you went from the moving bus because you were
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  Speaker 2: on a bus. When was the last campaign to now
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  Speaker 2: stationary piss filled bush shelter?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what's next?
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  Speaker 2: You really got moody. He really moved one of those
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  Speaker 2: posters around a light pole. I need to say, like
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  Speaker 2: the taxi, the boot they had the little like the
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  Speaker 2: little lip spoiler. It's for performance. Okay, all right, housekeeping?
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  Speaker 2: Sorry vig, how dare you try and wrap us up?
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  Speaker 2: We could just go on for hours, but we'll find
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  Speaker 2: some struggle. Really want to talk about the jumper again.
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  Speaker 2: It's something here that says Zara Larson, and my ears
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  Speaker 2: perked right up. Have you heard of Zara Larsson? Have
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  Speaker 2: I had? No? No?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, let me just yes I have?
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  Speaker 2: Really? Yeah, follows are ru you do? Yeah? I don't
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  Speaker 2: know why, I just do.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know.
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  Speaker 3: Marley was like but Zara Larson, and I was like,
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  Speaker 3: what the heck is that? Because we was in whenever
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  Speaker 3: in the bike of the car. She's like, play some beats.
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  Speaker 2: That's how she talks. Is she okay? This is her
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  Speaker 2: favorite song right now?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I think this is why I follow exactly song sort
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  Speaker 2: of came out of nowhere Sarah last. Yeah, see, I
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  Speaker 2: do like the song what a banger that isn't sweat yet,
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  Speaker 2: what a banger.
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  Speaker 3: She's actually coming out here, guys, and I don't know,
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  Speaker 3: there's many Zara Larson fans who are dods speaking to
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  Speaker 3: one right now. She's coming out here. I think it's September.
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  Speaker 3: We have taken Marley to a live show before and
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  Speaker 3: it was nice, But.
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  Speaker 1: Marley's really she's really just jumped.
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  Speaker 3: She's gone straight from the Wiggles and then just gone
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  Speaker 3: like right into pop culture. Zara Larson, Juel Lipa, Taylor Swift.
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  Speaker 3: Taylor Swift is like a nice she's pretty sweet, innocent.
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  Speaker 3: Listen to some of her oldest staff and she's like,
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  Speaker 3: it's nice country ballads.
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  Speaker 2: I like that, yeah, mixed in with like just heartbreak, heartbreak,
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  Speaker 2: heart break, and like it fuses people together heart.
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  Speaker 1: Break this but well, thank you write that down put
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  Speaker 1: on shirt.
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  Speaker 2: Sara is a bit central.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean by that?
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  Speaker 2: Just her dancing can be.
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  Speaker 3: Very good dancer, a great dance you remember that. Well,
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  Speaker 3: she's got great moves, She's very.
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  Speaker 2: She's a great mover and shaker.
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  Speaker 3: But sometimes I think to myself, is this appropriate for
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  Speaker 3: a six year old? Like they're very because they're very
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  Speaker 3: adult and they're very bump and grind.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I think the music itself without the visuals is
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  Speaker 2: definitely more appropriate because it's sort of she get caught
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  Speaker 2: up in the beat a bit and.
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  Speaker 3: Spotify they've all got you can watch the film clips now.
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  Speaker 3: It's like when you're a kid and you'd watch Rage
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  Speaker 3: and you love to see the film clips. It's it's
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  Speaker 3: like kids still have an appetite in the film clip.
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  Speaker 2: And the ones that was slightly inappropriate was like there
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  Speaker 2: was no film clip and it was like, oh what,
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  Speaker 2: I just waited all that time for bomb Funk MCS
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  Speaker 2: and was and all of a sudden, I'm just gotting
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  Speaker 2: no for a free styler. I missed it because there
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  Speaker 2: was maybe something in the film clip that was inappropriate
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  Speaker 2: for the OBC.
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  Speaker 3: So Mary loves she loves the way she dances. Marlin's
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  Speaker 3: also a great dancer, does dance at the moment, and
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  Speaker 3: she's gone from like.
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  Speaker 2: Hot potato, hot potato to just here flicks he flicks.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, she loves it.
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  Speaker 2: And you know, I'm like, what's the middle ground here?
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  Speaker 2: Because but Marley's none the wiser. She's just like I
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  Speaker 2: love to dance. If she's none the wiser and loves
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  Speaker 2: to dance and it's the beat and she's making up
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  Speaker 2: her own dances to that sort of stuff, I would
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  Speaker 2: embrace that because she could turn out to be I
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  Speaker 2: want to be a dancer. I want to go and
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  Speaker 2: do a contemporary dance or something I wouldn't. You can't
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  Speaker 2: shit on it just because Zarus maybe sometimes shakes her ass.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not shitting on it.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, but I mean no, I mean others.
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  Speaker 1: I love her ash, I love Zara Larson.
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  Speaker 2: We don't know a parrot, but no.
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  Speaker 3: But sometimes you think, is this content for adults also
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  Speaker 3: suitable for a six year old who is very naive
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  Speaker 3: to the words that they are singing and the moves
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  Speaker 3: they are performing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why I'm like, this is the song itself.
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  Speaker 2: Don't have a problem with that. The problem I might
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  Speaker 2: have is some of the more seductive dance moves that
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  Speaker 2: just come with that sort of music. Sometimes. But you
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  Speaker 2: can't shield her forever. And as long as it's not
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  Speaker 2: like I don't know honestly, whatever I say, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 2: put my foot in it because it's kind of like.
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  Speaker 1: Doing it not me.
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  Speaker 3: You're you're making very valid points, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: I would I would love Marley to become the next
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  Speaker 3: Teller Swift and a lot of money. If I've been
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  Speaker 3: quite honest, and if I can push in that direction
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  Speaker 3: and then great, Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Would you want that? Look if she's she's obviously talented, Like,
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  Speaker 2: why wouldn't you want to? Why wouldn't you want to?
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  Speaker 2: You know, let the flower blossom and bloom. What I'm
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  Speaker 2: about is not about making money. I want her to
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  Speaker 2: find success. It very much sounded like just the money.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks, I want a helicopter. I kind of thought by myself,
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  Speaker 3: I need my kids to help earn the money.
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  Speaker 2: I want to use jet Ski right, my kids, I
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  Speaker 2: reckon that's.
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  Speaker 3: I want them to find their passion and be successful,
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  Speaker 3: not in terms of monetary value, but in terms of
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  Speaker 3: doing something that they love. And if that means making
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  Speaker 3: billions of dollars selling out stadiums across the world.
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  Speaker 2: I guess we'll. I guess we'll just have to let
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  Speaker 2: it happen. Yeah, Look, you're doing mine better than me.
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  Speaker 2: Do you want to know what my kids are into?
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: What's that.
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  Speaker 2: So we have a friend of each who's got a
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  Speaker 2: punk band. So my kids absolutely love his band, which
• 11:08
  Speaker 2: is a little bit screamer. I'll play you a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: I wasn't planning on it, so this is not I'm
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  Speaker 2: not pitching pitching them to anyone, but here we are,
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  Speaker 2: Here we are. This is my kid's favorite song. And
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  Speaker 2: this is not a lie. Oh my god, they love
• 11:27
  Speaker 2: this ship all right, that's very blank one. I too. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: see Oscar Frost.
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  Speaker 1: There is a lot of teenage angst in those I.
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  Speaker 5: Know it sounds like something from a movie.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he doesn't know that's sort of thing. But I
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  Speaker 2: remember went out to the supercars with each who is
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  Speaker 2: the guitarist of that band, And I was with Oscar
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  Speaker 2: and I put it on the way out there and
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  Speaker 2: I said, you know, vachho he knows ch. I was like,
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  Speaker 2: do you know that he's a really good guitarist and
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  Speaker 2: he's part of a band. And he was like no,
• 12:02
  Speaker 2: and he's lit up and he goes play something in
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  Speaker 2: this song. So I put that one on because that's
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  Speaker 2: one of my favorites as well. It's an older one,
• 12:07
  Speaker 2: and he was immediately when he saw Matt, he was
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  Speaker 2: in or he was like, wow, that's him because he's
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  Speaker 2: on the artwork too.
• 12:16
  Speaker 1: The street credit. You can play guitar. But I think
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: her concerts in September they're sold out. They're in this
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: small already.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So if anyone has any contacts on how to get
• 12:25
  Speaker 3: tickets to tell.
• 12:26
  Speaker 2: Ad shows everyone that comes here because they don't know
• 12:29
  Speaker 2: what the appetite is like down here, because they don't
• 12:31
  Speaker 2: give a fuck about us most of the time. So
• 12:33
  Speaker 2: when they put a tour at your notice, if you
• 12:36
  Speaker 2: go back every international artist, there's like three there might
• 12:39
  Speaker 2: be a kudo show for example or whatever, and then
• 12:42
  Speaker 2: all of a sudden, three months before they're actually here
• 12:44
  Speaker 2: or a month or they're like another show added that.
• 12:48
  Speaker 2: I think, Well, we were resuming tays all right, promise me,
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: I promise. Also, Jack Johnson's coming to the country. What well,
• 12:56
  Speaker 2: this is a podcast all about live act.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, you know what we are going to keeping. This
• 13:01
  Speaker 3: is the last we'll mentioned about music. I have something
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  Speaker 3: for you for me. It's for me, no, but you
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  Speaker 3: can be the enabler of this message for me. Do
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  Speaker 3: you remember a couple of years ago I performed a
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  Speaker 3: song this is very music centric.
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  Speaker 2: This episode so far, people are like, is this the
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  Speaker 2: right we'll skere out. Do you remember I performed a
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  Speaker 2: song called happy Dog on play School?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, we're buster yes.
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  Speaker 1: And if you don't remember, this is what it sounds like.
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  Speaker 6: I'm a happy dog. I'm a happy happy I'm happy
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  Speaker 6: happy dog.
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  Speaker 2: How many times have you done play school?
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  Speaker 1: Twice?
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  Speaker 2: Must be nice twice. I don't have the image for
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: play school, which.
• 13:49
  Speaker 3: Too many tats. I don't like tats on play School shrewds.
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  Speaker 3: So I didn't realize this, But when you perform a
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  Speaker 3: song on play school.
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  Speaker 2: You are entitled to royalties. No, yeah, are we rich?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Well did we? We are about to find out. And
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  Speaker 2: I wish that I negotiated a better deal, Like, don't
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  Speaker 2: say that. Come on, what do you got for me?
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  Speaker 3: I got this letter and it was like, these are
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  Speaker 3: your royalties for happy Dog?
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, I didn't even know I was
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  Speaker 1: entitled to that, But.
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  Speaker 2: Give me if you want to do the honest I
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: do I want to. I want to see it. You're
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: gonna let her open her at home? What's the deal
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  Speaker 2: with that? That's Ellie? That's me?
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  Speaker 4: That?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 5: Is it?
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  Speaker 2: Signature at the bottom love that ABC Play School Play School,
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: Showtime season four. For anyone listening at home, go back
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: to season four. You're be able to see Mammy Jay
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  Speaker 2: and all these glory. You owe them money? That's what
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: this is what I'm saying. It's in red and it
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  Speaker 2: says minus seventy seven dollars what you owe them? Bundy
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  Speaker 2: quick crowdown. Seriously, how is that possible? How am I
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: losing money on this job? I'll break it down here.
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  Speaker 2: You've got digital sales Happy Dog pro Rata with one
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  Speaker 2: of fifteen tracks. It must be on an album that
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: you can download Spotify. We should really boost this song up, Matt.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So the total odors.
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  Speaker 2: Total cumulative sixty one fifty five right, total royalty advance,
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: that's because you got an advance. How much you got
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: an advance for eighty three dollars and nine zen and
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: then from that episold less, so it says you owed
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: negative seventy seven dollars and seventy three cents. Oh no,
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: that's the difference. So they owe you five dollars and
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: thirty six cents. Okay, that's season four. We found it.
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: Have they masks? Have they edited it? Here we go
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: why don't.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: We pretend to be dogs together.
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: I'm a happig dog.
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: Do you want to play that to Oscar? Next time
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: I'm about to see each in the car? I'd be like, hey,
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: you know what need jay?
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: Well, no, why don't I play it? And be like
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: do you recognize this voice? To my kids?
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: And they'd be like turn it up.
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: They'd be like, oh, I got how much auto?
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: They need more anyway? Congratulations. That was one take that
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: was honestly, we could buy ten percent of a packet
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: of cigarettes.
• 16:18
  Speaker 5: I've just noticed it's at the very end of the albumstard.
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: No, you're you're closing out this headlining? Is that good placement?
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: All the bangers are usually like three four, six, and
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: then there's like the secret one down like maybe nine
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: or ten, where it's like, oh, how did I nearly
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: miss this? We gotta put it in there because it's there.
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: We need to make up the numbers. No, I think
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: it's pretty good.
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: Is that good? Please love me?
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: Just speaking of kids entertainment, I mentioned on our first
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: ever Housekeeping app that I've got a bit of a gripe.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah with Louis, who the hell doesn't like Bluis?
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: Let me just clear this right up, please, Louis.
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: People have messaged me being like you think Ash was
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: a very reasonable young man. However, off the back of
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: that episode, what people.
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: Also comment onto my videos and like you just sound
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: exactly like band It and it's like it's usually an
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: get that. Yeah it's Americans and they just see every
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: Australian it sounds like bandits.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, we can't both be banned.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: It's not a cop. Okay, I'll be what's her name again?
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: Chili?
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: Oh we Chili?
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, good girl dog.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: She is very attractive, bring that red lips to go. Eh,
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: what's okay? My gripe is this? My kids are currently
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: in their Blue era again it comes back around cyclical.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: We're also in the blue.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's like at the moment they're really into it.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: But the problem I have with it is everything's a
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: fucking game, right, So everything is a fucking game on
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: that show, which there's a lot of teaching moments. I'm
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: all about let me finish, let me finish, but I'm
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: trying to leave the house and go to the car
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: and the kids are like, look, shadow, you can only
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: step in the shadows. There's no fucking shadows. They're slowing
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: me down everywhere I go. All right, then they're trying
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: to ride me like a fucking horse. Yes, they love.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: My kids are upset. My knees can't handle it anymore.
• 18:08
  Speaker 7: My floorboards, anything takes forever because it's like, oh, we're
• 18:11
  Speaker 7: just going to turn into a game like on Blue
• 18:13
  Speaker 7: And I'm like, okay, borderline being like Blue is band
• 18:16
  Speaker 7: so we can get to school on time because I'm like,
• 18:18
  Speaker 7: get to the car and they're like, we can only
• 18:20
  Speaker 7: step in the shadow.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: The floor is lava. That's a classic, but they use
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: it on there as well.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: And what's the balloon one?
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: Keep You Uppy? Everything is keep you Uppy.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: That game is great.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's great, But I'm talking about when you're trying
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: to get the parenting things done that you need to
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: get done because people got to get to school. You've
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: we've got to get here, we've got to get to work,
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: and the kids are slowed me down because everything's a
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: game because they saw it on Bluey that's my gripe.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: I think it's fair, very fair.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: I agree with you.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: That's my only other than that love it, Okay, I
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: do have a gripe with Blue episodes need to be longer. Well,
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: they six minutes too quick. Do you think if they
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: were longer it wouldn't have the same charm because I
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: feel like you got to remember kids attention and if
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: you want to try and get a kid, because there's
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: a lot of in it, right, especially for parents as well,
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: where it's like there's different life lessons along the way,
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: which I think is really great. That's what they've hit
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: the nail on the head. But if you've got a
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: life lesson in an episode and it's twenty minutes long,
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: my fucking kid's forgotten the start of that episode before
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: the end. Okay. So and when I say my kid,
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: I mean me, So seven minutes is kind of they've
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: got less they've got you know, they've got minier ones too,
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: you know that less than seven. Yeah, they do short
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: ones and they're like, what are three minutes shorter? So
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: they've gone the opposite way. They're like, we need to
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: teach them quicker.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: What's next.
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: It's like, here's book, It's just like the whole season,
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: mat next next episode, Dan, that's how short our attentions
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: ben literally. Anyway, that's my grite with Blue.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: My gright that I have is with snails.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: I did see something on your story about a snail.
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we went the park the the day and there
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: was a little community garden, not the same one that
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: Marley snail.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: She's got a tape measure right now, it's like a snail.
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: That's a snail. That's it's but there it is that
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: if Marley was here, she grabbed that. It's Keith and
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: take it home. That's very bluey of you, that's very
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: banded of you. I take it back to the park
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: community guarden, not the one that Marley got chilli in
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: her eye, but a different one. And there was some kale,
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: and then on the kale there's a little snail. So
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: Marley has gotten a a kale snail. And Mary was like,
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: can I bring it home? And I was like, yeah,
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: I guess like a snail or the kale, we'll share
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: some kale.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: Then she got the snail and she became very frail.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: Okay, and she left a little trailer that's a song
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: that's back to the music one two three folt And
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: she's on the scooter and I thought, there's no way
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: she's going to be able to like scoot it.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: She's a bit tricky on a scooter, bless her, but she.
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: Like managed to have it on her finger, dropped it
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: a few times, brought it home. Mixed response from people
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: online on social media. Some people a few people were like,
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: how dare you take a wild animal into captivity?
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: We checked, fucking check yourselves, guys. It's a fucking snail.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: It's not a dolphin. Yeah.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: I would take a dolphin home, give it a good home.
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: Here are dolphy. Imagine if Oscar was like dragging up
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: the be like dug take home, and people are geting
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: upset about a snails Like snails aren't close to being endangered.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: I hope snails are just slugs.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: They just they're just slugs.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, remember the kid away and slugly died, right.
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: But then so that is people are like, you get
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: me ninja cockle or some kind of illness. I'm not sure,
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: so like, don't touch it because they're very poisonous. And
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: I look over at Marley's They're like fucking giving it
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: like a snail hug, and I'm like a trail shitting
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: everywhere at the moment. But then she was like, can
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: we go get it at home? So I've gone to
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: the pet shop bought a bloody container apparently like cucumbers.
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: There's the kimber in there, and it did escape one time.
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: They left the lid off and in a space of
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: thirty seconds were like, the snail's gone.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: The world's fastest snails. Yeah, I was like, I'm out
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: of here. We couldn't find it. Follow the trail man
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: was on a banana silvery trailer.
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: It was still It's like, you get me the wrong thing,
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: same shape.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: But now I'm like, I kind of want to get
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: rid of the snail.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: You still got it.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: Snails live for up to where First of all, have
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: a guess.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: It's got to be days, fifteen years, get fucked.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: I will not.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: And what's that in snail years? They must be ancient. Yeah,
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: what is it like dinosaurs? Or is that fifteen snail years?
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: And it's like three days, you don't know.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: It's fifteen is fifteen? I'm not some animal expert right now.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: That that's clearly because you took it home and you
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: weren't meant to.
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: I will, just for the people wondering, I will return
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: the sound back into the wild once the kids are
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: over it.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, which has got to be soon. It's got fifteen years,
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: so it's plenty of time. Do you know what it's called?
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: Slimy Rock Johnson.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: That is very good. If you've got any other snail names,
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: I want to hear them, so please send him in
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: Slimy Rock Johnson. That is good and it's gonna have babies.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: Should we get to my partners now, I just want
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: to confront you about something that's come across my desk, Matthew,
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: and I feel like it was a test of loyalty
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: from you, where I've received a message from one Ellie Johnson,
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: which happens to be your mother, Hillary. If you will
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: have you seen this?
• 23:18
  Speaker 5: How would I have seen it?
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: I don't know because I sent it to something. I
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: sent it. I saw it down to the world. Where
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: is it?
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: Vickers?
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: All seeing, all knowing from Ellie Johnson? Just feeding the
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: kids last night, She's like, oh my god, she's got
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: a message from that's mum. Yeah, did you not feel
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: it like I did? I felt it? Trust me. Here's
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: what I said. Yeah, Well I'm going to feel you
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: were right in right now. Ellie has Instagram, which she
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: needs to be checked. She loves it.
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: I went into her explore page all AI videos like
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: that's the dream.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: Everything was a can you believe this? No? No, Eli,
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: I can't can argument? I know? Do you know? I
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: know this is you because and my reg's I know.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: My response to you last night was perfectly crafted as well.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: I thought, as from Ellie Johnson, this might sound crazy,
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: but I'm so horny he he he, don't tell Matt
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: and I sent you that straight away. So that was
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: at six fifty seven, and at six fifty eight I
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: sent you, I know this is not Ellie. She doesn't
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: laugh like that.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: I was going to ask for a dick pic. She
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: loved that.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: Oh she works in a while, and I was like
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: trying to work it out. I was like, was that
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: was that? You're testing my loyalty? And you said, Daddy,
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: that actually feels so normal. I was like, what the
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: fuck is going on here?
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: Like not that I would ever want anything bad to
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: happen between you and April, because you are such a
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: beautiful couple.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: But I'm just saying Nana is single.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: She's just my type too. In the seventies, shall we
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: find Nana a date? We tried that. We tried, I
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: tried to put on she found a really lovely man
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: in France. Remember remember when she went to Paris and
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: she on that the language tour that she took and
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: she she met that guy. It was a restaurant that
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: he owned the restaurant and she would they would go
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: and eat there. Ask about it. Don't you know anything
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: about your mum? Well I do, she's horny, apparently, Matt,
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: speaking of d MS, I am an idiot I work
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: for I don't know.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: I'll never believe it.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: Working on social media as a career, I didn't realize
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: that the hidden messages you can still see them by
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: holding down the hidden message? Are they hidden because it
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: might have a word in there that that just picks
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: up that it's not appropriate, like shit is one.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: I always thought that was hidden when they don't follow you.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: N because there's two there's there's request which they don't
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: follow you. But if they put a word in there
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: that might be like, oh I fucking did this, they
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: could pick up farking go yeah, hide that. But I
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: didn't know until yesterday that you could hold it down
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: and accidentally because that message came from Ellie as hidden
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: because I had the word horny in it, Oh what
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: a shame. But I was like, oh, what's this, Ellie?
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: And I thought it was a bot at first, and
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: then I realized that you followed her and I was like,
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: oh fuck, so accepted it. But if you hold it down,
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: you can see what they said. And we did that episode,
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: my sobriety episode a little while back, and I got
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: a bunch of messages from that that I missed because
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: it was very overwhelming, that whole thing, and so I'm
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: going to go through them and next week I'm going
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: to just tip my hat to a few of them
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: and actually respond here because there was so many and
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: I can't get to everyone, and I was overwhelmed. So
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: I just want to let you know that I was
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: an idiot. And now that I've seen that, I want
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: to go through and just thank everyone for those messages,
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: because some of them are like they've poured their heart out,
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: and I feel bad. So if you're listening right now
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: and people are going, why the fuck did he never write? Yeah,
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: what a dick, I'm not. I was overwhelmed. I was frazzled,
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: And I'll go through and I'll properly thank everyone. Love
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: it next day, next week, next week. Yeah.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: Great.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: Today is one hundred and forty nine thank you.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: That is incredible.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: And what are you going to do for do you
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: like we celebrate the one fifty milestone. I think I celebrate.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: I'll celebrate six months when it comes, which is like
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: one hundred and eighty six and a half days. What
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: do you think you'll do? Probably get drunk, probably just
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: main that was a joke from Look, I haven't really thought.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to make it be who hard about it.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: I'll just acknowledge it. I guess pretty humble like that.
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: It's a fucking party. I'm so humble.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: We got the zoo or something.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: No, my legs will just hurt football. I always want
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: to drink beer.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: We'll send each other memes.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: We should race a race car really fast. That's what
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: we should do. We want to do that's how it's
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: dangerously fast, like could die fast.
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: Don't stress vic out like that. It was like, go,
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: what was the challenge you sent through? And you send
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: it in the group and I was like, I'll do
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: it. It was like two people like climbing off a building
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: and fix like ah.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: I was like trying to flip off each other's backs,
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: and I was like we should do this, like like
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: we're from circle or whatever.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: Like I'm I'm just going to pull the pin on
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: this one.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: Okay, guys, don't do it yourself. More danger danger. You're
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: almost forty, not me, you are you were not far
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: behind me, bro go a few years exactly?
• 28:12
  Speaker 5: Can I just sail on it?
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: Though?
• 28:14
  Speaker 5: Louis saw a photo of you two on my computer
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: last night while I was doing some work, and he
• 28:19
  Speaker 5: pointed to you and said, that's the younger one.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: How old is a photo? Was it just like recently?
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: Because if it was like six months ago? To look
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: how this man? Give us a minute?
• 28:33
  Speaker 5: I thought that was funny.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's real funny, isn't it. That's hilarious. All right,
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: let's be old one of the corners.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: Let's move on, old man, let's go. You're not old.
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: You're only as young as oh wait, lords older than you? Right?
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: Correct?
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: So it's great. Okay, Vic breaking news. We're going to
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: cross live now to Victoria Vicky aka vic or v
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: every nickname she hates for a breaking news story which
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: I don't know what it's about, because again I didn't
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: read the brief properly. What about very good? Sorry it's
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: so mean.
• 29:09
  Speaker 5: That was a great in very good I've got no breath.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: I need to have breath diaphragm, exactly. You listened.
• 29:19
  Speaker 5: Well, this is actually a story that's been around for
• 29:21
  Speaker 5: a little while, so I wasn't sure if it's too
• 29:23
  Speaker 5: old by now, but I feel like it's one.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: That's still breaking news as long as it's within five years.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: And fine hung up on the title, but well.
• 29:33
  Speaker 5: It's one that keeps coming back into my mind, and
• 29:36
  Speaker 5: I'm like, oh, I really want to know more about this,
• 29:38
  Speaker 5: but I really want to get your take on it
• 29:41
  Speaker 5: because it feels very unrealistic. So a billionaire business woman
• 29:45
  Speaker 5: has sparked a parenting debate after suggesting mums should only
• 29:48
  Speaker 5: spend three hours with their kids on weekends. Skim's co
• 29:52
  Speaker 5: founder Emmigreed has revealed she's a three hour mum, spending
• 29:55
  Speaker 5: no more than three hours with her kids every weekend.
• 29:59
  Speaker 5: She argues parents should focus on big core memories instead
• 30:02
  Speaker 5: of daily parenting tasks like reading school emails or cutting
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: sandwiches into star shapes. Critics say the advice may work
• 30:09
  Speaker 5: better for billionaires than busy families, while parents everywhere are
• 30:13
  Speaker 5: wondering who's covering the other twenty one hours.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: In the day.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what's happening with those kids? Is she just locking
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: them in the room.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: And really, it's so easy to just throw that out
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: there when you're a billionaire.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: Totally.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: I feel like, imagine if April turned around to me
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: or Laura and said, hey, on weekends now, I'm only
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: going to spend three hours with the kids, I'd be like,
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: the fuck you are? Like the fuck do you think
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: you are? Like, okay, me too, I guess, like what
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: the fuck like kids are? Like, hello, shut up, shut up,
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: you're three hours over. Like I said first, there's a
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: couple of things I hate about this. I love how
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: they mentioned billionaire twice because it's so easy to throw
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: that out there when it's like, oh, one of the
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: nannies will take care of them for the next four
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: or two hours over the weekend. And we're talking three
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: hours over the so it's an hour and a half
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: a day per day, So what do you And also
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: she said big memories? What do you mean by fucking
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: big memory? I tell you right now, as a older
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: child who's grown out of childhood into an adult, the
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: big memories are the time spent with your family, not
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: the hey, here's a fucking private jet that would be
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: pretty nice. But hey, here's a used jet ski ash
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: and it's like, that's a big memory. Remember it because
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: your times up. Your time's up. Now, I reckon.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: That sounds pretty good if i'm does.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: Sound pretty good. But it's easy to say that, like
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: who's going to look after the kid for the other
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: twenty one hours a day?
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, But if I was a billionaire, just like, you know.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't say that sort of stuff because you have
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: this guy, but she doesn't care.
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: The founder of Skins doesn't care about two men talking
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: about and then she's like, have.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: Two dozen dards said anything about my pending players? You
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: don't know that if you're just assuming. But also imagine
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: if a billionaire man, billionaire man, imagine if any man
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: said I am a three hour dad, I reckon.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: He get applauded.
• 32:01
  Speaker 5: Most of them are three hours.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, yeah, that's not the point just saying it
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: publicly and being like, oh, yeah, you know what, I
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: only look after like his three hours on the weekend.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: I would turn around and go, you're an absent father,
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: your piece of shit.
• 32:14
  Speaker 5: Just be like, from everything that we've learned from Gen,
• 32:17
  Speaker 5: I feel like the biggest lesson you can give your
• 32:20
  Speaker 5: kids is modeling, like modeling behavior constantly, and that doesn't
• 32:24
  Speaker 5: come in three hour dopamine hits because they've gone to.
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're setting them up for such a small attention span. Yeah,
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: because Okay, your week say, your weekend looks like this, right,
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: you wake up, no one has to work. It's kind
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: of like that's where your memory is made. Right, your
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: kids get up, they're like, what are you doing today?
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: You don't have to go to work. What are we
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: doing today?
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: I kind of like it. We're here for a good time,
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: not a long time.
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: You get the time around and be like, all right,
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: bullly forty five minutes, forty five minutes in the morning,
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: and then fifteen minutes in the middle of the day,
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: and then half an hour after bed after they're all washed.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: I think, good on paper. I know joking. He's not joking.
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: He's a horrible man.
• 33:03
  Speaker 5: I mean we all do it sometimes, like we have
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: a night off, what a girl's lunch or whatever your
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: any time.
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: I know, I never feel like I think and I agree.
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: I think there is time on the weekend for each
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: parent or parents together to have time to escape from
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: the kids and the chaos of all of that. But
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: at the same time, you know, like three hours to
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: spend with two kids who don't know any concept of time,
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: who just think, oh, okay, I've only you know, like
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: imagine getting to like halfway through painting or drawing or
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: doing activity. You can going, well that's time. Time's up.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: And he's like what and you're like, yeah, I don't
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: want to actually see you for the next forty two hours.
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: You don't understand, but I understand, and I'm going to
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: go out there is a billionaire and then tell everyone
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: that that's what I do, Like, You're a fucking idiot, mate.
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: That's how good.
• 33:49
  Speaker 5: The people those kids will grow into is the like
• 33:52
  Speaker 5: their nanny, the.
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: People who are spending the most about a time with him.
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: I'm not the mom and dad the external help, and
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: they wonder why. I like, when they do get the adulthood,
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: that kids will resent them for not giving them the
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: love that they needed. But it's like, oh, you can't
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: just buy laugh like fucking hell, Like I don't think
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: spend four hours that call me wrong, call me wrong,
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: call me call me wrong from now on or just
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: now okay, tell me if I'm wrong.
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: That's the phrase I needed. I don't think anyone has
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: got any parenting advice from a billionaire and gone, oh, that's.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: A really good point.
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: I'm going to billionaire unless you're a trillionaire. He just like, oh,
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: this that actually sounds good. Look if we had billions
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: of dollars each, we'll be like, that actually sounds pretty good.
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: I only spend two hours with mine, Like, I get,
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: I get what you mean. Like, no one's taking that
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: advice seriously. And if you are, God help you, Oh God,
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: God help me kids, then I'll just be like dad,
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: who's that?
• 34:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Like, I think the reason why I kept popping
• 34:49
  Speaker 5: back into my head was because.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: How does it feel you don't even have a stain
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: on your clothes? Actually, you're just dried up sleep.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: Maybe it was water.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: Maybe it was water, was a drill, Maybe it wasn't
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: it was it was it is really good.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: Sorry, Vick, I cut you off.
• 35:14
  Speaker 5: No, that's okay. I was more just thinking the reason
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: I kept.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: You guys asked me to do that. Okay, sorry, we
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: asked you to do that to bait you. It made me.
• 35:26
  Speaker 5: Feel a bit sad because like the whole reason we
• 35:29
  Speaker 5: have kids is to spend time.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, why did you have them? Yeah, yeah, it is
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: sad for I put my ship myself in my in
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: the kids shoes smaller shoes than mine, just and they
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: were like uncomfortable. They might not know the difference. But
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: at the same time, they're going to grow up and
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: be like, why is fucking Timmy getting to hang out
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: with with his cool dad like all the time and
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: cool mom all the time and I get limited time
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: and then what happens to me? I got to go
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: spend time with Wooden the nanny and it's like shout
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: out to doing a great job being your parent.
• 35:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I mean she's trying to sell a book,
• 36:00
  Speaker 5: so I think that's probably why this has come out
• 36:02
  Speaker 5: as well.
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: So okay, well she is a businesswoman for a reason.
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: Speaking of books, I'm going to be selling you books,
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: so maybe I should come up with something it's controversial,
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: like I don't only feed my kids dog poop, Like wow,
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: it's like it's nutritious by the book. By the book,
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: that's a little cheeser. You know how, you're very good
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: at fixing things. They come with a fixer around here.
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: I may require your assistance at my house. I've never
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: been happier there's a little bit of maintenance work there.
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: I'm unable to complete myself. I bet there is. I
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: know it's it's a lock on the door to the dungeon.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: Nana's gotten out.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: Not again. It's so mean to Nanna. She needs to
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: be locked up for her own safety. Okay, she's sending
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: me dms like that. She needs more than just to
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: be locked up.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: I know she's had her phone privileges taken away.
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: It's grooming me. I'm essentially underage in her books. No
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: ex teacher X teacher goes rogue.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, could you imagine the headline? It's good for the podcast.
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: So on the weekend, never happens. Never happens. We are
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: a nighttime sex couple. Nice right, but every now and
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: then I get surprised. And on Sunday morning, probably goes
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: back down for a nap at about nine o'clock on
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: the Reformer. On the Reformer, there is a reformer in
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: her room. She sleeps in the cot, thank you very much,
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: so we put it down.
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: She wakes up a sex wing in there, I wish.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: So she goes down for a nap. At nine o'clock.
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: The kids were playing beautifully doing the coloring in. They
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: just love it. They lock in and I hop back
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: into bed and Laura and I had like a really
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: quick cuddle and then we're both like, oh.
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: What's fuck? Let me just let a cigarette for this chating.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: Go on, and we're both like could we should?
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: We were both still in our pajamas, like neither one
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: of us had brushed our teeth nice, and you know,
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: like yeah.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: Boy, you know when you're walking in the room and
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: someone's fart, like someone's fat than people on brushing the
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: teething this.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: Room, Me and Laura both like, hi, bab. She was like,
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: just don't kiss me.
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: We have sex, and then she's like, we couldn't have
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: to make it very quick, and she's like, just lock
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: the door, specialty. Sorry go So she like locked the
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: door and I'm like fuck because she was like a
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: while ago the lock was you couldn't the latch wouldn't
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: go in, and I was meant to fix it and
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: I didn't, and she's like, did you fix the latch?
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: And out of innuendos in this chat is fucking my
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: brain is like, stop it, Matt. The latch wouldn't go in.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: I bet it wouldn't be latch wouldn't go in. It's
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: whole Yeah, it was too big, right, And so she's
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: like can it lock?
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: And I go, yeah, it's fine.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: I'm locked in.
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: And so I couldn't quite see whether the bolt was
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: too high or too low or it was slightly ajar.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: So I'm now like shimmying the door and she's like, are.
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: You okay, And I'm like, yeah, give me a second,
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: and I'm like pushing the door up, like bending the hinges,
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: like trying like at some point, trying to pull the
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: lock across, like gotta fucking go in sometimes like any
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: second now, And she's like, won't lock, will it?
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: And no, it's not gonna lock.
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: Put something heavy.
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: So then I was like facing the fact that maybe
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: this delicious dessert that I was going to enjoy is
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: being taken away from me.
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: Dare you say delicious dessert and referring to morning sex
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: with no teeth brushing, And so then you could do
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: it up against the door. So that's like, no one's
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: got that kind of stamina strength in the legs a
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: can hold me up for that long.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: So then I'm like getting some stuff.
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: We still have the bassinette in the room, so I'm like, well,
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: use that I can.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: Barricade the door.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: Barricade time, like barricading the door like as if we're
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: being attacked.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: I'm They're like, don't worry, no one will be able
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: to get in.
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: And there's like old clothes, there's like shoes and a
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: wedge under.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: Okay, So I barricade the door. Then Laura was like,
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: I don't know I feel about the barricade. I want
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: the lock. I want the security of lock. And I
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: was like, the barricade secure.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: The moment's definitely gone.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: No one's coming in here.
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: And at this point we're both kind of like like
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: the baby monitor was there and Poppy was kind of
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: like not quite asleep.
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: Someone brushed their teeth through. Three were away out. We're
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: both like, I mean, we're like, the room stinks now
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: because I've fermented. Just yeah, it was so close, so
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: it just didn't happen.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: It didn't happen.
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: That happens all the time.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: So I now I need you to come over and
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: fix the door.
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: You say it needs you to come over and keep
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: watching and fuck me, keep look out. I'm just on
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: the other side door. I'm like, the coast is clear,
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: get it. Guys. Yeah, you guys do it. I'll keep
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: look out. Something will distract me immediately, and then the
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: kids are coming to be like you want to keep
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: looking out? Sorry, but we barricade. You're barricade. We're barricade.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: But we haven't been barricading because we I used to
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: have a destiny in the bedroom door there that's been
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: moved now, so there's no door. There's no chair to barricade.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: So there's a doorstop.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: You've lost the chair.
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: Oh the doorstop, the doorstop. But just so happens that
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: we had the sex oldiest episode come out today and
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: didn't ash get lucky after that. But what happened is
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: and because now it's getting colder at night, the room's
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: more closed up from the outside elements like wind and
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: coldness because my wife hates coldness rights as she as
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: you know most people do. But careful, that's women do.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: I thought that could be a bit sexist. But to
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: be fair, you you don't like the cold, do No
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: one likes the cold from a woman. Just cup that
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: was from a woman.
• 41:32
  Speaker 5: But we know April doesn't like the elements.
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: She doesn't like wind, rain, any pretty much anything, any
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: sort of weather doesn't like anyway, So I've shut the door.
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: I didn't put the doors up there because it was
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: long after the kids had fallen asleep. And I thought,
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: we're sweet here, but the door was shut. Yes, but
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: we'll both naked, okay, And I thought better get some
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: tissues in preparation. Oh, very considerate, I thought, so. So
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: I've opened the bathroom door, the on sweet door, which
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: is in turn the air is suctioned. The other door
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: opened because it wasn't closed properly. And I hear this
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: yelp and it's April. It's just like, oh my god,
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: thinking the kids come infully not because she was bar
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: asked on the bed. Sorry babe, but usually we're gonna
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: have to go back to the She was on the bed,
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: she was fully naked. She was too descriptive. I love it,
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: sprawled out on the bed. So she was on the
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: bed and I was obviously in the on switch and
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: I had the yelp of like ah, like she thought
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: the kid had come in. So we're gonna have to
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: go back to the doorstop or the barricade, because it's
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: just too I would hate little poor little Macy's head
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: popping around and seeing a naked mummy, she wouldn't know
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: what to do. And a naked daddy.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Harry.
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: I'm not even that film. But anyway, back to the
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: point barricading. It's good gear didn't do it, But you're.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: So handy, why don't just make a lock on the door.
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: We did have a lock on the door, and I
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: change all the door furniture and for some reason I
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: didn't put a lock on that one. But we're gonna
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: have to go back to the shop.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: If anyone's gonna have a lock on the door, it's
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: it's you.
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: What do you mean by that?
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: Because you can do anything with your hands.
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, you're a lucky lady. And it's time
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: for a segment.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: Now.
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: This segment's about what you thought you knew before having
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: kids and then turned out to be absolutely bogus. Okay,
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: you thought you were smart. Okay, And it is thanks
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: to Aldi good Different, one of my best friends. So
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: we have the listeners write in and tell us what
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: they thought they knew before they had kids. It's very
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: funny because pre kids, I think adults are delusional most
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: of the time, most of them. Let's start with Grace.
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: I had a girl first and remember thinking girls are
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: the same as boys. Then I had a boy, and
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: boy I was wrong. He doesn't stop moving and climbing.
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: Oh my god. I could not relate to this more
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: Oscar all day every day, like remember the old energizer ads,
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: is that a kelpie? You can't stop him?
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: I know, I used to think I wanted a boy.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: Thank god, this was from Ella.
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: I never thought i'd have to have the talk that
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: we don't put toothpaste on our.
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: On our willie. Wow.
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: And I hope it was a raspberry flavor and not
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: the mint. Oh yeah, it's like censored iron. Oh this
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: is from j I thought that by having a second kid,
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: they would just play with each other and give me
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: a break a last. Now I just have two kids
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: instead of one constantly yelling, oh man, Oscar. This morning,
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: April going to the bathroom and all you could hear
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: is us going mam mam mam Hey my ma ma ma, ma, ma,
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: ma mam. I was like, bro let her do a
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: thing for God's sake.
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: And this one is from Charlie, that we would still
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: find time for each other.
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah right, Like I said Matt, before kids, we
• 44:56
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• 45:00
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• 45:05
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• 45:07
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  Speaker 2: Now. You need us more than ever. Know that we
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: still have each other. You Sander, sure, doting dilemma, You
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  Speaker 2: donting dilemma.
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  Speaker 1: Ella, that's a great song.
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  Speaker 3: Imagine the royalties on that if that was on Spotify
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  Speaker 3: negative eighty eight dollars.
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  Speaker 1: Question is a real quick one before we go.
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  Speaker 3: Have you ever gotten emotional about throwing out a baby
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  Speaker 3: item or product?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Definitely, yes, there's I mean, Oscar's got that Elmo that
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  Speaker 2: he's had since the dawn of time.
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  Speaker 1: That's hanging on by a thread.
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  Speaker 2: No, I refilled it with pillow fluff because we could
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  Speaker 2: never get we can that's the thing we can never
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  Speaker 2: get rid of that.
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  Speaker 1: Mister fixer over here, thank you.
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  Speaker 2: And I worked out that the chemical in the superglue
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  Speaker 2: actually binds the outer fluff perfectly.
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  Speaker 1: So you super blue.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it didn't stitch or anything, because it actually what
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  Speaker 2: it does it it heats up because whatever material or
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: probably something radioactive. Elmo is made out because it's from
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: like the fifties. This thing he looks like just a
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  Speaker 2: shadow of it. Elmo should be, but Oscar will go
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  Speaker 2: no like he would. Yeah, I think as a family
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  Speaker 2: we would be in morning if we lost Elmo. For
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  Speaker 2: God's sake, it doesn't leave the house anymore because of
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  Speaker 2: that fat.
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  Speaker 3: He's too fragile. He needs to be kept in a
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  Speaker 3: glass case. So he needs to get those like white
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  Speaker 3: gloves if everyone's to touch them.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and there's a guy that does like portraits. What
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  Speaker 2: he'll do is he'll, like AI generate Elmo, but not
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: not creepy like in a way that you can preserve
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  Speaker 2: it in picture form too. I love it.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe this hard could get preserved.
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  Speaker 3: There's one particular baby product that if I see discarded,
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  Speaker 3: I get a little bit emotional and.
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  Speaker 2: Use rubber nipples, isn't it? I mean, moving on, I'm
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: here trying to get sentimental. Sorry, and you're just in
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  Speaker 2: the gutter.
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  Speaker 1: What is it right now?
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: In BONDI it is currently cancel cleanup. So you have
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: a suburb council cleanup. You can't just request it.
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: You can't request it. But then I think once a year.
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  Speaker 3: They then say to everyone, but it's always it's like
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  Speaker 3: hear rumors of like it's this weekend.
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  Speaker 2: What are they checking out this week over?
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  Speaker 1: There's a lot of people go scavenging.
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  Speaker 3: When I was like, that's a good place to scavengea
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: you get like mattresses, coffee.
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: Tables, playing it down a little bit, diamonds and gold
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: and silver.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: It's helicopters, a lot of jet skis.
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: I'll just pick up of rolls from this person's rubbish.
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  Speaker 3: So I was walking and I saw this item on
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  Speaker 3: its own as well, which I think made.
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  Speaker 1: It more emotional.
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  Speaker 2: Is this your pile of You're just you're that guy
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  Speaker 2: taking pictures of piles of rubbish.
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  Speaker 3: I walked Buster and as I walked my loop, I
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: then saw this item. There's so many piles of rubbish
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: and this is what I saw.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that takes me back for the listeners out there.
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: It is a high chair, and it's a very specific
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: high chair that's pretty much sold everywhere, which is just
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: white with the with the gray. It's plastic. It's got
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: like the just the black buckle, very bare bones, basic,
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: but it got the job done and it was handed
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  Speaker 2: down so that means that they're not having any more kids.
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: That's what that means. That throwing that out, and that
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: is sad. That makes me a little sad that that,
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  Speaker 2: like so many memories, there comes a time where it's like, Okay,
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: well Oscar had it, then Macy had it.
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  Speaker 3: Potentially when Marley said her first words, does so much
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: time in the high chair with you and your baby,
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: so many arguments, so much crying, yelling, your dinner, and
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: then that just once you're finished with it just gets discarded.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: It's like picked up by the garbage truck, crushed.
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: The end of an era, and in an era where
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: it's like, Okay, that's it. I'm not going to have
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: that small person in my house anymore because we've grown out.
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  Speaker 2: That does make me a little bit emotional. Fuck it,
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: I'm getting it reversed, getting the second rightly. I was
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  Speaker 2: there standing next to this just very strange sight, me
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  Speaker 2: looking at this lonesome high chair being like.
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  Speaker 1: On the side of the.
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  Speaker 7: Road, and you're just like, no, just fold it up
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  Speaker 7: and keep it.
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  Speaker 3: I've got twenty four high chairs at home right now.
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  Speaker 3: Laura's like, for fox sake, stop picking up these random
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: high chairs.
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  Speaker 2: There's going to be a time that potentially you'll be
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: a grandparent and you'd be like, got this, and it'll
• 49:31
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• 49:35
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• 50:03
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  Speaker 2: And whenever I put anything on there, someone's like, ash,
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  Speaker 2: what are you doing here? I was like, oh, sometimes
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  Speaker 3: It's like a family who's dad disappeared and everybody.
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  Speaker 1: And then he comes to be like, forgot my heart.
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