Latest / Scam Goddess / Fraud Fridays: The Multilevel Marketing Mom with Lizz Adams
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- 0:00Speaker 1: What's poppin Congregation? Is youug girl? Lacey Mosley aka Scam Goddess.
- 0:05Speaker 1: Welcome to an episode of Fraud Fridays, where we release
- 0:10Speaker 1: older episodes from the Scam Goddess vault. That's right, Fraud
- 0:14Speaker 1: Fridays is where we bring back your favorite episodes from
- 0:16Speaker 1: behind the paywall. Enjoy this episode from behind the paywall,
- 0:20Speaker 1: and as always, stay scheming, scam.
- 0:25Speaker 2: Come.
- 0:28Speaker 1: Robbery and rull scam, come rob and froll dam Goddess.
- 0:43Speaker 1: What is up? Congregation? Is Sugar Lacy mostly aka Scam Goddess,
- 0:49Speaker 1: and we're back every week. Honey, y'all know how it goes.
- 0:52Speaker 1: I'm super excited because I had one of my friends
- 0:54Speaker 1: in the building. She's an actress. You can catch her
- 0:57Speaker 1: in the next season of Dead to Me on Netflix,
- 1:00Speaker 1: which is pretty much all about scams that show, and
- 1:03Speaker 1: also you can follow her on Instagram at Liz Party.
- 1:06Speaker 1: She is a beauty influencer Liz Ada. Hello, I've actually
- 1:15Speaker 1: gone to a beauty influencer.
- 1:17Speaker 2: Yeah, we scammed hard that way we did.
- 1:20Speaker 1: I pretended I was a beauty influencer.
- 1:23Speaker 2: We got a really good grab bag, a lot of
- 1:25Speaker 2: good merch.
- 1:26Speaker 1: A lot of good merch like fully sized pod too.
- 1:29Speaker 1: I was like, yes, I'll share this with my many
- 1:31Speaker 1: beauty followers.
- 1:32Speaker 3: I mean, that's the only reason to become an influencers
- 1:35Speaker 3: for the free stuff.
- 1:36Speaker 1: Right Although I will say there's so much hate for
- 1:38Speaker 1: influencers right now, and people think it's a scam job.
- 1:41Speaker 1: But as someone who does scam jobs, I'm gonna say
- 1:44Speaker 1: that it's not. I mean, it is actually a lot
- 1:46Speaker 1: of work.
- 1:46Speaker 3: People very much underestimate how much work goes into crafting
- 1:49Speaker 3: the perfect Instagram post. But I also don't take myself
- 1:52Speaker 3: that seriously. I don't love the term influencer because it
- 1:57Speaker 3: is so loaded. But I got a bunch of creepy
- 2:00Speaker 3: following me on Instagram, and sometimes brands give me stuff
- 2:02Speaker 3: or pay me money to post things.
- 2:04Speaker 2: And we all basically all it is, you know.
- 2:07Speaker 1: We all have a I love my creepy Instagram man following.
- 2:09Speaker 4: Oh they are the most loyal, the most loyal, honey.
- 2:12Speaker 3: I every photo they're like so sexy beautiful, and I'm like,
- 2:17Speaker 3: thank you, that's.
- 2:18Speaker 1: So sexy beautiful. It never makes since the grammar is
- 2:23Speaker 1: always terrible, but you know what, we know the sentiment,
- 2:25Speaker 1: which yeah, it's low, you know, because I don't know.
- 2:31Speaker 1: We record these in advance. They're ever green, but currently
- 2:35Speaker 1: I won't share the date with you. But there is
- 2:36Speaker 1: some talk about destroying or not destroying. I say destroying
- 2:39Speaker 1: because my loaded opinion the light but the lights taking
- 2:43Speaker 1: the legs off the grammar has been like a big
- 2:44Speaker 1: thing for a while. Here's my issue with it. When
- 2:47Speaker 1: I look in the comments, it's all the haters in
- 2:49Speaker 1: the comments, like, oh, well, now these fucking instagrammers won't
- 2:52Speaker 1: be able to have pay rent. Why don't you want
- 2:55Speaker 1: to be able to pay rent? Bitch, Like, let's not
- 2:57Speaker 1: acting like we ain't seeing some on Instagram or seeing
- 3:00Speaker 1: someone on a fucking blog and been like I want
- 3:02Speaker 1: to do that, and then you go and do that,
- 3:04Speaker 1: and that's some shit you never even would have known
- 3:05Speaker 1: about if somebody hadn't to post it about the shit
- 3:07Speaker 1: like we all get joy from it, and it's always
- 3:10Speaker 1: a motherfuckers who don't get no likes anyway, Like I'm
- 3:12Speaker 1: sorry you posted a picture that was a bad angle
- 3:15Speaker 1: of you on a platoon boat to web the fuck
- 3:18Speaker 1: and it got one like like, that's not my fault.
- 3:20Speaker 3: I definitely see both sides to it, because there are
- 3:22Speaker 3: like studies that say that social media Instagram in particular,
- 3:25Speaker 3: especially for young people, makes them depressed and sad, especially
- 3:29Speaker 3: if they're they're like comparing how many likes they get
- 3:32Speaker 3: to like the cool kids at school or whatever.
- 3:33Speaker 1: Young people. Was already depressed and said, be young. It's
- 3:36Speaker 1: a fucking scam. That's true, because young people are gonna
- 3:38Speaker 1: be sad no matter what. Right, because when you're young,
- 3:40Speaker 1: you never know how fucking hot you are. You don't
- 3:42Speaker 1: you don't know that you should be out here running
- 3:44Speaker 1: scams and games on all these natives. I got lucky.
- 3:46Speaker 1: My mom told me, she was like, you got to realize,
- 3:48Speaker 1: like if you if you really knew how beautiful you were,
- 3:50Speaker 1: you would be a monster. And I was like, that's
- 3:52Speaker 1: the opposite.
- 3:53Speaker 3: I thought I was way hotter than I was when
- 3:55Speaker 3: I was young, and I was like in high school,
- 3:57Speaker 3: and I looked back on pictures and I was like,
- 3:58Speaker 3: oh my god, I thought it was suck.
- 4:00Speaker 1: But you were that because like you also got to realize,
- 4:02Speaker 1: like the timing, like you're around all these other kids
- 4:05Speaker 1: who are just as awkward, and they're awkward phases as
- 4:07Speaker 1: you are, and you was the cute one, so you
- 4:10Speaker 1: were you know.
- 4:11Speaker 2: What I mean, I don't know. I wasn't that cute.
- 4:16Speaker 1: His levels to this ship. But I will say that,
- 4:18Speaker 1: like I think kids were already depressed. We don't know
- 4:20Speaker 1: how hot we are. We don't realize that one day
- 4:22Speaker 1: you're gonna have to pay bills. We don't understand that
- 4:24Speaker 1: we live. Most of us not all kids.
- 4:26Speaker 2: You know.
- 4:26Speaker 1: Some of y'all had jobs and ship. Shout out to y'all.
- 4:29Speaker 1: But most of us, you know, we're getting a free
- 4:31Speaker 1: roof of our head, meals three times a day, jobs, congrats,
- 4:36Speaker 1: you know, shout out to work ethic. You know what
- 4:37Speaker 1: I mean. We all don't. Everybody has a different story.
- 4:39Speaker 1: But I think that maybe it is making people a
- 4:42Speaker 1: little more depressed. I could see that.
- 4:44Speaker 2: Yeah, going on just that comparison.
- 4:45Speaker 3: Or I think it's like we all show only our
- 4:47Speaker 3: best faces on social media.
- 4:49Speaker 1: So for some people, don't you got to follow some
- 4:51Speaker 1: sad people.
- 4:53Speaker 3: Yeah, but then it's like sometimes with the sad people,
- 4:55Speaker 3: they get too sad. You gotta find like the Goldilock
- 4:57Speaker 3: zone of being a real human on Instagram.
- 5:00Speaker 1: I like unhinge people. I follow unhinch people on Instagram
- 5:04Speaker 1: that I know just in my personal life, that are
- 5:06Speaker 1: just super messy girls and we have it full like
- 5:09Speaker 1: out here like a be's another thing. Let me tell
- 5:12Speaker 1: y'all back.
- 5:12Speaker 3: To like I mean, for other people's drama, I live
- 5:15Speaker 3: for Oh so good. I guess it doesn't touch my
- 5:18Speaker 3: like vicinity, then I'm very happy.
- 5:21Speaker 1: Yeah. These are like acquaintances from college or acquaintances from
- 5:23Speaker 1: high school people that if they came to LA they
- 5:24Speaker 1: know not to ask to hang out with me, like
- 5:26Speaker 1: you know, but we follow each other on the Graham
- 5:27Speaker 1: because I want to see the mess I want it. Yeah.
- 5:32Speaker 1: But so I just want you guys to know that
- 5:34Speaker 1: the reason that Instagram is purporting that they're taking away
- 5:36Speaker 1: likes is because they're saying, like, oh, we want to
- 5:39Speaker 1: make sure that people can have a positive experience on here,
- 5:42Speaker 1: and we want to stop cyber bullying. We also want
- 5:44Speaker 1: to stop ship posting, where people are just posting things
- 5:46Speaker 1: that they know we're going to garner attention that are
- 5:48Speaker 1: offensive or racist or homophobic or you know, xenophobic or whatever.
- 5:52Speaker 1: But that's not true.
- 5:53Speaker 3: I mean, you can still see how many likes you get.
- 5:56Speaker 1: Yeah, But I think the reason that they're doing this
- 5:58Speaker 1: is because advertisers target specific influencers based on their like count,
- 6:04Speaker 1: because you can't do it based on followers. Because you
- 6:05Speaker 1: can buy followers, you can buy likes two Yeah, that's true.
- 6:09Speaker 1: That's true. That's a real scam. You can buy them both.
- 6:10Speaker 1: But you can techat right. They are very cheap.
- 6:13Speaker 3: Actually, it's like three bucks for five hundred likes or
- 6:16Speaker 3: something crazy.
- 6:17Speaker 1: When I started my Instagram pages for comedy, I considered
- 6:21Speaker 1: like buying some followers or some likes, and I like,
- 6:23Speaker 1: went it, looked it up.
- 6:24Speaker 2: And no shame in the game as far as I'm concerned,
- 6:26Speaker 2: as long as everybody knows what's going on, right and
- 6:29Speaker 2: you're not taking yourself too seriously. I'm just like you
- 6:33Speaker 2: can tell.
- 6:33Speaker 3: You you can tell, especially if it's like someone who's
- 6:36Speaker 3: like twenty thousand followers and they get like a hundred likes, man,
- 6:39Speaker 3: and you're like, hmmm, some.
- 6:40Speaker 1: Mad im up? Because the ratio is that you're supposed
- 6:42Speaker 1: to get twenty percent of your followings likes on each post.
- 6:45Speaker 2: No, that's high. I would say ten percent.
- 6:48Speaker 1: Really, maybe it's ten. Maybe it is ten. Yeah, and
- 6:50Speaker 1: then if it's a good post, you might get upwards
- 6:52Speaker 1: of that, but it is low.
- 6:54Speaker 3: I mean these days and the reason everyone's been complaining
- 6:57Speaker 3: about Instagram in general is because the algorithm has changed
- 7:00Speaker 3: and it's been slashing like a lot, and that what
- 7:02Speaker 3: people are saying is it's because they want to get
- 7:05Speaker 3: people to pay for promoted posts. Yes, because Instagram's trying
- 7:08Speaker 3: to make that money too. Instagram's on that scam, and.
- 7:10Speaker 1: That's exactly why this is happening. It's because they want
- 7:12Speaker 1: you to pay for promoted posts they want and like
- 7:15Speaker 1: now there's promoted posts in your stories as well. They
- 7:17Speaker 1: change all the algorithms so that the people that they
- 7:19Speaker 1: want you to see on the export page come up first.
- 7:22Speaker 1: Like it's all about them making more money and taking
- 7:24Speaker 1: control away from the users because before it was like,
- 7:27Speaker 1: you know, some people were getting ten cents alike on
- 7:29Speaker 1: a post. You know, that all changes with this infrastructure.
- 7:33Speaker 1: So it's like, fuck Facebook, Fuck Mark Zuckerberg and his
- 7:37Speaker 1: had his serial killer haircut and his eyes the don't
- 7:39Speaker 1: blame but.
- 7:40Speaker 3: Is so upsetting to me. There are a lot of
- 7:42Speaker 3: things that are upsetting about that man.
- 7:44Speaker 1: I've never seen the back of his eyelies. I don't
- 7:46Speaker 1: know what it looks like. Then the eyes always open.
- 7:51Speaker 3: He looks like a lizard person for sure, Like he'd
- 7:54Speaker 3: be a good candidate for you know, if if lizard
- 7:57Speaker 3: people were a real thing.
- 7:58Speaker 1: I feel like he married his wife and he was
- 8:00Speaker 1: just like teach me how to be human. Like his
- 8:03Speaker 1: wife's whole job is just like instructing him on how
- 8:06Speaker 1: to be a human being. Oh my god, I have
- 8:07Speaker 1: everything else going for me.
- 8:10Speaker 3: Hello, wife, would you like to make sex with your
- 8:14Speaker 3: human husband?
- 8:17Speaker 1: In the eyes? Imagine those eyes on top of you,
- 8:19Speaker 1: just never closed. No, no, I don't want to.
- 8:24Speaker 2: Everyone strike that from your memory.
- 8:27Speaker 1: Remember it, And that's what I Honestly, I'll look at
- 8:30Speaker 1: a dating app and I'll be laying on.
- 8:31Speaker 2: My back, and that's why you imagine that.
- 8:33Speaker 1: I imagine them on top of me. I'm like, yeah, you
- 8:40Speaker 1: gotta know, you gotta look.
- 8:41Speaker 3: That's proactive. That's proactive. Yeah, sinking into the future.
- 8:45Speaker 1: All right, guys, that wasn't even the first segment. I
- 8:48Speaker 1: know this is what happens when my friends come back
- 8:51Speaker 1: because I go on tangents. But let's get into it.
- 8:54Speaker 1: What's hot and f fraud. So this is where we
- 8:56Speaker 1: warn our listeners about scams that are afoot because we
- 8:59Speaker 1: don't want you to get sammed. On the show unless
- 9:01Speaker 1: it involves us, Like if you have a scam that
- 9:02Speaker 1: you'd like to promote, Yeah, I have a scam, do it?
- 9:05Speaker 3: Yeah, Like follow my Instagram and yeah, send me free things.
- 9:10Speaker 1: Wonderful. This makes sense.
- 9:12Speaker 2: Brands listening, Hi, I'm available.
- 9:14Speaker 1: Right available to post for you. Yes, in the most
- 9:17Speaker 1: earnest way possible, Like definitely telling the truth about every
- 9:20Speaker 1: brand that I represent for I actually do try to
- 9:23Speaker 1: only red brands that I like though. Yeah, same, But
- 9:26Speaker 1: so this is this, uh what's hot and fraud actually
- 9:30Speaker 1: comes from a listener. I'm gonna call you Tino, Tino, Tino.
- 9:36Speaker 1: It's not his name, but that's what I'm gonna call him.
- 9:38Speaker 1: It's a good name. Okay. So the background is from
- 9:40Speaker 1: two thousand and two to two thousand and five. I
- 9:42Speaker 1: worked at a pizza hut as a delivery driver in
- 9:45Speaker 1: a small town, one of the ones with like a
- 9:47Speaker 1: buffet and dining areas, like a good one. As a driver,
- 9:51Speaker 1: we're to task with like distributing coupon doorhanngers during our
- 9:55Speaker 1: regular slow hours. One of the coupons on the hangar
- 9:58Speaker 1: was a five dollars off deliver recoupon. So I just
- 10:01Speaker 1: want to say, I know kind of pizza hut that
- 10:03Speaker 1: he's talking about, because the last time I was at
- 10:06Speaker 1: this pizza hut, Michael Jackson had just died. I don't
- 10:09Speaker 1: know why this is such a significant memory. It was
- 10:12Speaker 1: two thousand and nine, Michael Jackson had died, and me
- 10:15Speaker 1: and my sister had just gotten out of school. My
- 10:17Speaker 1: mom took us to pizza hut.
- 10:21Speaker 3: Dead.
- 10:22Speaker 2: We didn't know about him yet.
- 10:23Speaker 1: We had known about the little boys. We just knew
- 10:27Speaker 1: about off the walls didn't listen. I was a smart child,
- 10:31Speaker 1: so I feel like I probably had my suspicious but
- 10:33Speaker 1: we okay. So I was sad. We went to the
- 10:37Speaker 1: pizza hood. So I know what kind of pizza hut
- 10:39Speaker 1: this is? Like they got the little bit like they
- 10:41Speaker 1: have like the little cheese, the cheesy sticks, and then
- 10:43Speaker 1: they have like cinnamon sticks that just sticking the c Yeah,
- 10:47Speaker 1: that's good, delicious. So I know what he's talking about.
- 10:50Speaker 1: So he said, scam part one. I love the third parts.
- 10:54Speaker 1: I would take the discarded buffet pizza during the aforementioned
- 10:58Speaker 1: downtime and I would sell it to skater boys at
- 11:02Speaker 1: the skate park for cheap, like five I said. He said,
- 11:07Speaker 1: see you, lad, I'm coming buying count a vine.
- 11:13Speaker 2: Tell me the truth.
- 11:14Speaker 1: Avrol got her start slamming pizza at a skate park.
- 11:18Speaker 1: He was like, hey, don't with that halfpike. You want
- 11:20Speaker 1: this pizza, you don't know where it came from. Also,
- 11:23Speaker 1: it's not a full circle. He was probably putting the
- 11:26Speaker 1: pieces back together.
- 11:27Speaker 2: This one is special because it has all the flavors.
- 11:31Speaker 4: This.
- 11:31Speaker 1: I like this because one, I'm down from food not
- 11:34Speaker 1: being wasted. Yeah, that's true.
- 11:35Speaker 2: That's not actually, that's not terrible.
- 11:38Speaker 1: And the piece is probably not bad. It's just the
- 11:41Speaker 1: heat lamp, eat anything right exactly. And also this pizza
- 11:44Speaker 1: is not bad. We all have had cold pizza from
- 11:46Speaker 1: the night before or something like that. Like this is fine.
- 11:49Speaker 1: So and I love that he's selling it for five
- 11:52Speaker 1: to ten dollars dollars a box, which is pure profit. Yeah,
- 11:56Speaker 1: because he stole it. Scam Part two This was this
- 12:00Speaker 1: was a little more like ingenuity.
- 12:01Speaker 2: Okay.
- 12:02Speaker 1: I would clip the doorhanger coupons, specifically the five dollars
- 12:06Speaker 1: off delivery ones. Then after a cash tip or no
- 12:10Speaker 1: tip delivery, I'd bring back one of those coupons and
- 12:13Speaker 1: say that the customer forgot to mention it. On the
- 12:16Speaker 1: original order. My manager would then alter the order and
- 12:20Speaker 1: pull five dollars from the till and give it to
- 12:23Speaker 1: me as a tip.
- 12:25Speaker 2: Really, yeah, that is a scam, right.
- 12:29Speaker 1: I love that the manager I didn't want to cut.
- 12:31Speaker 1: He wasn't like, I take two fifty, you'd take two
- 12:32Speaker 1: fifty because I feel like we could have made a
- 12:34Speaker 1: good amount of change just doing that alone. So he
- 12:37Speaker 1: said the prestige. This had the added benefit of making
- 12:41Speaker 1: corporate young brands think that doorhanger coupons worked.
- 12:46Speaker 2: He was scamming the corporation.
- 12:48Speaker 1: He was scamming Pizza Hut in general from the top down,
- 12:52Speaker 1: and while not taking advantage of my locally owned store
- 12:55Speaker 1: because they're reimbursed for every coupon. I have made a
- 12:58Speaker 1: lot of money off of this homegrown scam and never
- 13:00Speaker 1: felt bad about it for one second. Anyway, cool podcast.
- 13:03Speaker 1: Fuck corporate, No, you got it, corporate, Fuck corporate. Tino,
- 13:08Speaker 1: You're a king. We stand. I'm standing right now as
- 13:12Speaker 1: I do the podcast.
- 13:13Speaker 2: We have no choice.
- 13:13Speaker 1: We have no choice but to stand. I like this
- 13:16Speaker 1: because it's simple.
- 13:18Speaker 2: That's damn the man save the empire, right.
- 13:20Speaker 1: There's no way to there's no way to really get
- 13:23Speaker 1: caught with this because even if he keeps redeeming these
- 13:25Speaker 1: five dollars coupons, the corporation wants them to be redeemed
- 13:28Speaker 1: because it says that you're this is how we're drawing business,
- 13:30Speaker 1: our advertisement is working. And the manager was the one whole
- 13:34Speaker 1: game in the five dollars from the till. So it
- 13:35Speaker 1: ain't even like he went and stole to five dollars.
- 13:38Speaker 1: And what we're gonna do. Knock on the door and
- 13:40Speaker 1: excuse me. Hey, I'm from pizza Hut up the street.
- 13:44Speaker 1: I just want to know, did you get a doorhader
- 13:46Speaker 1: for five dollars? Off?
- 13:48Speaker 2: Leave my home? Please?
- 13:50Speaker 1: You're not gonna tell me. I don't know. I don't
- 13:52Speaker 1: need a red shirt.
- 13:54Speaker 2: The police.
- 13:54Speaker 1: I'm doing an investigation. No one's gonna look into this. No,
- 14:00Speaker 1: that's never gonna happen.
- 14:01Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 14:01Speaker 3: So, I think small scams add up over time, and
- 14:05Speaker 3: those are the most efficient scams because that's when people
- 14:08Speaker 3: don't miss five dollars here and there.
- 14:10Speaker 1: Right exactly. And also, this wasn't anybody's five dollars. It
- 14:13Speaker 1: was a discount, right. I mean, honestly, the only way
- 14:16Speaker 1: that this scam could be better for me is that
- 14:18Speaker 1: if it was happening to Papa John's. Okay, oh fuck
- 14:22Speaker 1: Papa John's and that racist ass sweet ass pizza fuck out.
- 14:26Speaker 1: That garlic saucy is kind of good. But listen, we
- 14:28Speaker 1: can get that anywhere.
- 14:29Speaker 2: That's true. True, that's garlic sauce.
- 14:31Speaker 1: So if you work with Papa John's and they giving
- 14:33Speaker 1: out coupon's, gaunt.
- 14:34Speaker 2: Scam get you scams popping, We give you permission used
- 14:37Speaker 2: to scam. Fuck Papa John fuck them.
- 14:42Speaker 1: Welcome. All right, guys, we'll be back after a break
- 14:46Speaker 1: with some non scam advertisements scam cod all right, I
- 14:57Speaker 1: guess and we are best. This is my favorite segment
- 15:01Speaker 1: of the show. Oh historic hoodwinks. It's where I will
- 15:06Speaker 1: regale you, Liz with a hoodwink that you may or
- 15:08Speaker 1: may not be familiar with. In this case, you are
- 15:10Speaker 1: familiar with this because you are the one who sent
- 15:12Speaker 1: me this article, which is awesome. We did a little
- 15:16Speaker 1: more research in some different sectors, so we got some
- 15:18Speaker 1: information that I'm sure still might surprise you. Maybe not.
- 15:21Speaker 2: Okay, give it to me.
- 15:23Speaker 1: So this is the multi level marketing scam.
- 15:28Speaker 3: I have a feeling right now this is going to
- 15:29Speaker 3: be a controversial episode.
- 15:31Speaker 1: Because this So many of these exist. They're ry everywhere,
- 15:38Speaker 1: and some of them it's like there is some kind
- 15:39Speaker 1: of benefit maybe, but they're low key cults.
- 15:43Speaker 4: Well they're pyramid schemes, yeah, is what they are. But
- 15:45Speaker 4: they're sexier, a little sexier, like better branding, like MLM. Right,
- 15:50Speaker 4: they already have a name, yeah, multi level scheme in
- 15:53Speaker 4: the name.
- 15:54Speaker 1: It doesn't it's not like, hey, join my scheme. Yeah,
- 15:58Speaker 1: because pyramid scheme. It's all in the title is that
- 16:01Speaker 1: it's a pyramid and it's a scheme. But multi level
- 16:05Speaker 1: marketing is first of all, multi level is a motherfucker pyramid.
- 16:08Speaker 1: This is just a rebrand yeah, and scheme is the
- 16:12Speaker 1: marketing your scheme on people to marketing.
- 16:14Speaker 2: It sounds sexy, you know, it sounds like, oh it's official,
- 16:17Speaker 2: you know.
- 16:17Speaker 1: Honestly, anytime I want a dating app, I don't know,
- 16:19Speaker 1: I keep bring up dating apps, but I think I'm
- 16:20Speaker 1: like really on the hunt right now. And I said
- 16:23Speaker 1: somebody got a marketing job, I'm like, marketing, Well, you
- 16:27Speaker 1: ain't got to run the job. People say they're an advertisement.
- 16:30Speaker 1: Ain't a real job, a professional? Right, Just tell me
- 16:33Speaker 1: what your job is. I used to work in marketing.
- 16:36Speaker 1: Marketing is actually what I tell It's just a midd phrase.
- 16:39Speaker 3: That's what I tell strangers when I don't want to
- 16:41Speaker 3: tell them I'm an actress. They ask me what I
- 16:43Speaker 3: do when I say marketing, because I don't.
- 16:45Speaker 2: Want to tell them what I do.
- 16:46Speaker 1: I have a degree in marketing.
- 16:47Speaker 2: I did communications.
- 16:49Speaker 1: Yeah, technical. I don't want to tell them what I
- 16:51Speaker 1: do either, Like because when you tell people what you
- 16:53Speaker 1: do as an actor.
- 16:53Speaker 2: Then yeah, first of all, if you're saying me, you
- 16:57Speaker 2: wouldn't know you have to.
- 17:00Speaker 1: I wouldn't have this conversation like you don't. You obviously don't.
- 17:03Speaker 1: I'm not famous, so leave me alone. I hate it.
- 17:07Speaker 1: It's like you got the whole hold on to put
- 17:09Speaker 1: on my IMDb. I guess cha. All right, you want to.
- 17:11Speaker 3: Especially when you first start and you're like I did
- 17:14Speaker 3: like a web series that my friend wrote.
- 17:17Speaker 2: It's on YouTube you can find. Also, I did a
- 17:22Speaker 2: commercial for dog food.
- 17:24Speaker 1: And like, literally like, do you have do you like
- 17:26Speaker 1: Parina one? Do moms like YouTube? Shift? Like because maybe
- 17:33Speaker 1: you've seen me. I fucking hate that shit. And we
- 17:36Speaker 1: live in LA so it happens a lot, and especially
- 17:38Speaker 1: on dates, like men are so fucking jaded. I remember
- 17:40Speaker 1: going on a date a few years back, and I
- 17:42Speaker 1: wasn't really acting professionally at the time, but I just
- 17:45Speaker 1: moved to Los Angeles and was taking classes at UCB
- 17:47Speaker 1: and I went on a date with this guy. And he
- 17:49Speaker 1: was a financial analyst at a bank. Okay, he was
- 17:54Speaker 1: thirty five. Okay, I have a marketing degree, so I
- 17:58Speaker 1: went to business school.
- 17:59Speaker 2: I know.
- 18:00Speaker 1: Oh that at thirty five, if you're a fucking financial analyst,
- 18:02Speaker 1: no shade if y'all are, But that means you have
- 18:05Speaker 1: made no movement. Yeah in this in the bank, in
- 18:08Speaker 1: the corporate ladder at all that you started real, real
- 18:10Speaker 1: fucking late. And so but he's trying to flex on
- 18:13Speaker 1: me this whole time, Like, so, how's this working out?
- 18:15Speaker 1: So so you wait tables like this is so like
- 18:17Speaker 1: shittyw Yeah, so marketing, we gotta say marketing. Yes, this
- 18:23Speaker 1: is actually from someone speaking in first person about their
- 18:27Speaker 1: own experience and as being a child in a multi
- 18:30Speaker 1: level marketing scam. So, since I'm telling this story today
- 18:32Speaker 1: not because it has anything to do with early retirement,
- 18:34Speaker 1: but because I'm financially processing all these years later, how
- 18:37Speaker 1: this experience colored the ways that I think about money
- 18:39Speaker 1: and those who give financial advice, and perhaps my worldview overall.
- 18:43Speaker 1: If you're born in a scam or a call, I
- 18:45Speaker 1: can imagine that's sefted how you think about people. If
- 18:48Speaker 1: you're vulnerable financially, there are a lot of ways and
- 18:51Speaker 1: means for people to exploit you. We say it all
- 18:55Speaker 1: the time, the despo meter. How desperate are you? Yeah?
- 18:57Speaker 1: You know what I mean? If you got to look
- 18:58Speaker 1: coin into bank, you're not likely to, you know, give
- 19:01Speaker 1: up your Social Security and your pin.
- 19:04Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what they pray on. They're like, do you
- 19:05Speaker 3: need money? I can give you money.
- 19:08Speaker 2: And you're like, okay, I guess.
- 19:13Speaker 1: So. The first paycheck I ever received was from a
- 19:15Speaker 1: multi level marketing scheme. The employer my mom, who'd hired
- 19:20Speaker 1: an eleven year old met as a tax right off. Ooh,
- 19:23Speaker 1: shout out to your mom. A scammer.
- 19:25Speaker 3: That's a different level of scam when you're scamming your
- 19:27Speaker 3: own children, Like all those parents that steal their kids
- 19:30Speaker 3: social security.
- 19:32Speaker 2: That's me.
- 19:33Speaker 1: I feel for y'all. If your mama, your daddy ruined
- 19:35Speaker 1: your credit. Oh, put them in a home. But yeah,
- 19:39Speaker 1: so you never know, put them in a home. I
- 19:42Speaker 1: don't know maybe pinch them a little bit when they're old.
- 19:44Speaker 1: If they ruin your credit, pinch them a lot, Okay,
- 19:47Speaker 1: and then and they make them feel crazy. Gas light
- 19:49Speaker 1: them after you pinch them and be like, Mama, I
- 19:51Speaker 1: told you.
- 19:51Speaker 3: This all that you held your abuse. That's what we're
- 19:54Speaker 3: advocating here, advocating here.
- 19:56Speaker 2: But only they were in your credit.
- 19:58Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to do a I just say, a pension,
- 20:01Speaker 1: you know, lightning. Yeah, they live, you know, give him
- 20:04Speaker 1: their medication. But one of the arms is very sensitive.
- 20:12Speaker 1: So she put her on as a tax write off.
- 20:15Speaker 1: One of the secrets to wealth in this program she'd
- 20:18Speaker 1: been sucked into and now she's selling it for a living.
- 20:22Speaker 1: So her mother was like, doing this secret to wealth program.
- 20:25Speaker 1: Now she's out here. You know, each one reached one,
- 20:28Speaker 1: you tell three people. That's how the pyramid schemes were.
- 20:31Speaker 1: So spoiler. She's not now, nor ever was wealthy as
- 20:34Speaker 1: a result of living by this program. Of course not.
- 20:38Speaker 1: When I was in elementary school in the eighties and
- 20:40Speaker 1: my parents' marriage was still amiable, they attended a seminar
- 20:44Speaker 1: by a best selling author and self appointed wealth guru,
- 20:47Speaker 1: Charles Gibbons. A mustachioed floridian, oop.
- 20:51Speaker 3: Florida mustachioed floridian is the best way to describe a man, truly.
- 20:57Speaker 1: And I know exactly what this man looks like.
- 20:58Speaker 3: Now.
- 20:58Speaker 1: Yes, he's a little sweat always, you know. But he's
- 21:02Speaker 1: got on a suit.
- 21:02Speaker 2: It's cheap though he's inside. The air conditioning's on. But
- 21:05Speaker 2: he is sweat a little doing, just a little always.
- 21:09Speaker 1: And so he promised to share the many tax loopholes
- 21:12Speaker 1: he had discovered that could make an ordinary person a
- 21:15Speaker 1: millionaire if you paid several hundred dollars and later a
- 21:18Speaker 1: few thousand dollars to attend his seminar and become a
- 21:22Speaker 1: member of his organization. Oh boy, wow. So one he
- 21:25Speaker 1: starts off low, He's like, okay, a couple hundred dollars, Yeah,
- 21:28Speaker 1: I'm not my couple thousand bucks if you really have
- 21:31Speaker 1: this mm hmm. And I mean, honestly, I would believe
- 21:35Speaker 1: this though, because I'm assuming this man is white. Can
- 21:38Speaker 1: we look on this man and see if Charles Gibbs
- 21:39Speaker 1: is white? But I'm assuming that he's a rich white man.
- 21:42Speaker 1: And I do believe that rich white people know, we
- 21:44Speaker 1: all know that they know how to get out of
- 21:46Speaker 1: paying taxes. Oh yeah, so this seems legitimate to me
- 21:50Speaker 1: so far. I'm like, it's a rich white man about
- 21:51Speaker 1: to tell us how he's evading taxes, because then I
- 21:53Speaker 1: will be sitting in this damn seminar because I'm paying
- 21:55Speaker 1: all my taxes right now and I'm upset. I'm giving
- 21:57Speaker 1: the government everything they owed and it's upsetting.
- 22:00Speaker 2: It's too much.
- 22:00Speaker 1: I hate it. I asked my account I said, hey,
- 22:02Speaker 1: we get around this. He said, no, it's the lass.
- 22:04Speaker 1: I gotta fire you, ass I mean better call saw
- 22:06Speaker 1: a shady lawyer.
- 22:07Speaker 3: Yeah, I have a I used to have an accountant
- 22:11Speaker 3: that was real shady, but uh, now we're paying back taxes.
- 22:16Speaker 1: Look behind you, that's Charles J. Gibbons.
- 22:18Speaker 2: Oh he Oh my god, damn.
- 22:20Speaker 1: He looks exactly like we thought he would. In my
- 22:22Speaker 1: mind he was a little more overweight, but oh no,
- 22:25Speaker 1: I don't think he was gonna be overweight. He got
- 22:26Speaker 1: the pair with the first of all, he got the
- 22:28Speaker 1: hair with the part. He's got a thick head of hair.
- 22:31Speaker 1: You know, it looks like a winner. He looks like
- 22:33Speaker 1: a quintessentral. It's like a rich white man who has
- 22:36Speaker 1: evaded every text.
- 22:37Speaker 3: And that mustache is like a cop mustache too. It's
- 22:39Speaker 3: like very thick and very like police.
- 22:42Speaker 1: He says, I enjoy racism, but it's like I'm not
- 22:45Speaker 1: at the clan rally, but I don't, but I.
- 22:48Speaker 2: Don't mind it.
- 22:50Speaker 1: It's okay, right, It's like, look like you've never catched
- 22:52Speaker 1: me there. But hey, the work they do benefits me. Uh.
- 22:58Speaker 1: So he has some books I'm gonna read off his
- 22:59Speaker 1: book type. One is called super Self Doubling your Personal Effectiveness.
- 23:05Speaker 1: Another one is called Wealth Without Risk. That's not a thing,
- 23:11Speaker 1: Charles without risk. I don't think anything good comes without
- 23:14Speaker 1: a little bit of risk, Charles. So, Charles Gibbons has
- 23:17Speaker 1: another one that's called Financial Self Defense. What does that
- 23:21Speaker 1: even mean? He says, how to Win the Fight for
- 23:24Speaker 1: Financial Free.
- 23:25Speaker 2: These are great titles. I'm not gonna lie. That's where
- 23:28Speaker 2: he puts the marketing in mL.
- 23:30Speaker 1: And he is marketing. And they also look like self
- 23:34Speaker 1: help books, like he's on the book. There's a lot
- 23:37Speaker 1: of that's right.
- 23:38Speaker 3: Like free to rent on Amazon Kindle, like all these
- 23:42Speaker 3: kind of books are always free to get on your kindle.
- 23:44Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's understandable how this would be appealing. And
- 23:48Speaker 1: then also he's on these books So my parents found
- 23:54Speaker 1: this information that they learned compelling and motivating and went
- 23:57Speaker 1: home and made some changes to their finance and taxes
- 24:00Speaker 1: as a result. So they went to one seminar and
- 24:02Speaker 1: then they were like yes, life. A few weeks later,
- 24:05Speaker 1: they got a call from someone in the Charles Gibbons
- 24:07Speaker 1: organization who asked if they'd be interested in helping spread
- 24:10Speaker 1: the word about the program. I wasn't interested, my dad
- 24:13Speaker 1: told me recently. It seemed a little bit like a
- 24:15Speaker 1: multi level marketing scheme. It was not like an MLM scheme.
- 24:20Speaker 1: It was a multi level marketing sailer. But my dad
- 24:23Speaker 1: later realized there was what looked like to him a
- 24:27Speaker 1: loophole in their system. So the dad is already a scammer.
- 24:31Speaker 1: Everybody evolved is a scammer, because if you're pulling up
- 24:34Speaker 1: to the joint, you're looking for a way to scam
- 24:36Speaker 1: the system. You're not about to just be out here
- 24:38Speaker 1: doing old fashioned hard work. And to be quite honest,
- 24:40Speaker 1: a lot of successful people are fucking scammers. Oh yeah,
- 24:42Speaker 1: because that old fashioned bootstrap shit, that's a fucking lie,
- 24:45Speaker 1: you know what I mean. So get out here and
- 24:46Speaker 1: get your con on. So get your con on get
- 24:50Speaker 1: your come on, get you guess. So he sees this
- 24:58Speaker 1: loophole in the system and they didn't prohibit piggybacking off
- 25:02Speaker 1: of the organization's own marketing. So basically he goes to
- 25:05Speaker 1: this event and he's like, instead, it's trying to be
- 25:09Speaker 1: like Charles, and I could just be Charles. Okay, I'll
- 25:13Speaker 1: fucking with it.
- 25:14Speaker 2: Oh yeah, right, I'm following so far, so.
- 25:17Speaker 1: The Pyramid scheme journey. So my parents began their Pyramid
- 25:20Speaker 1: Scheme journey by following where seminars would be held, calling
- 25:23Speaker 1: the TV stations in those markets to find out if
- 25:26Speaker 1: the organization was running ads, and then placing their own
- 25:30Speaker 1: ads immediately after the official ads with their phone number
- 25:35Speaker 1: to call for more info about the seminar. No, this
- 25:40Speaker 1: is brilliant.
- 25:41Speaker 2: That is so crazy.
- 25:43Speaker 1: Imagine if you're looking at an AD and it's like, uh,
- 25:48Speaker 1: Charles Givens Financial Freedom Workshop call eight seven seven five
- 25:53Speaker 1: nine to two today, and then the ad right afters
- 25:56Speaker 1: like Charles Givens again, that number is two six six
- 26:02Speaker 1: seven two. I'm gonna go with the number I heard last.
- 26:05Speaker 1: That first number we gave you was wrong. Here's the
- 26:08Speaker 1: better one to call. Actually, if you're really interested in,
- 26:12Speaker 1: would like discounts all the other number.
- 26:15Speaker 2: This is the cheaper number. You'll pay a little less
- 26:21Speaker 2: real Like, I'm calling that number right now, right, I'm
- 26:24Speaker 2: calling give me my landline, Give me my land line.
- 26:28Speaker 1: Pull the code over here. Oh my gosh, that's so brilliant.
- 26:32Speaker 1: So they collected the names and turned them in and
- 26:36Speaker 1: if any of those people showed up to the seminar,
- 26:39Speaker 1: my parents got the commission. They said, so my wow.
- 26:43Speaker 1: So my dad says he didn't want to push the program,
- 26:46Speaker 1: which he did not actually think anyone could do, but
- 26:48Speaker 1: just wanted to get a cut of the fees paid
- 26:51Speaker 1: by those already interested in attending. So they were basically
- 26:55Speaker 1: being like sending their own ad out and then saying like,
- 26:59Speaker 1: these are the me that we collected, give us commission
- 27:02Speaker 1: on the numbers. So you're still going to Charles Gibbons' workshop,
- 27:06Speaker 1: but if you call our number, we gonna get a
- 27:09Speaker 1: cut of yo feet. That's brilliant, like it says, oh god, gorgeous. So,
- 27:15Speaker 1: of course at the time there was heavy pressure to
- 27:17Speaker 1: attend ever more seminars and buy every new program themselves,
- 27:22Speaker 1: and our house had gradually filled with slick cases full
- 27:25Speaker 1: of VHS tips, VHUS tapes of the wealth grewer himself
- 27:32Speaker 1: sharing his secrets. It quickly became clear to me that
- 27:34Speaker 1: this felt more like financial advice to them. So now
- 27:38Speaker 1: she's like, Okay, I thought we were scamming the scammers,
- 27:40Speaker 1: but y'all seemed to also still be buying into the scam.
- 27:43Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 27:44Speaker 1: Gibbons was clearly a motivational pitchman, selling a whole lifestyle,
- 27:47Speaker 1: promising anyone could be their best if they tried to
- 27:50Speaker 1: achieve it. As my parents' marriage went south, my mom
- 27:53Speaker 1: took sole possession of the work, and she was thinking bigger.
- 27:57Speaker 2: Oh, master, doesn't say Mom that like like put her
- 28:01Speaker 2: daughter on the taxi. Yeah.
- 28:03Speaker 3: Yeah, so she's been this whole time. I feel like
- 28:06Speaker 3: she's been the mastermind behind all right.
- 28:08Speaker 1: Although I will say that dad had a good intive.
- 28:11Speaker 2: He took an initiative, for sure.
- 28:12Speaker 1: Yeah. So it says that we would spend evenings and
- 28:15Speaker 1: weekends going to bookstores in town and putting postage paid
- 28:18Speaker 1: response cards into every book by Charles Gibbons.
- 28:21Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, this is like, this is wild. This
- 28:25Speaker 3: is a grassroots scam.
- 28:27Speaker 1: Right, Like, y'all gotta be like mom, how many more
- 28:29Speaker 1: Barnes and Nobles today?
- 28:32Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, come on, I just want to go
- 28:35Speaker 4: to bed.
- 28:36Speaker 2: This is so wild.
- 28:36Speaker 1: Look, mommy's got a few more Barnes and Nobles. Did okay,
- 28:39Speaker 1: like you do the do the dance that I told
- 28:41Speaker 1: you to distract the people at the bookstore. Well, I
- 28:45Speaker 1: put these cards.
- 28:45Speaker 2: In okay, Oh my gosh.
- 28:47Speaker 1: I love it. So she began to do the actual
- 28:51Speaker 1: multi level part of this thing, recruiting others to work
- 28:54Speaker 1: below her so she get a portion of all their sales.
- 28:57Speaker 1: We'd attend the given seminars all over the midway and
- 29:00Speaker 1: set up a table outside of them, encouraging people to
- 29:03Speaker 1: sign up to sell the program. So this is not
- 29:06Speaker 1: like Givens told them to start this table. They're leeching
- 29:11Speaker 1: themselves onto an already established multi level marketing scheme.
- 29:15Speaker 2: Wow, why haven't I thought of that? Right?
- 29:18Speaker 1: I'm like, maybe I need to be Herbal life adjacent. Yeah,
- 29:21Speaker 1: we're Herbal Living, honey. Okay, Oh my gosh, yeah, this
- 29:26Speaker 1: herbal life, but we're not trying to make herbal life
- 29:28Speaker 1: your life. Were trying to make Herbal Living.
- 29:30Speaker 2: Okay, call this number right after all?
- 29:34Speaker 1: Her this other number, this is the one you want
- 29:37Speaker 1: to call. So all of that work gave my parents
- 29:42Speaker 1: and later my mom some modest but steady income, and
- 29:46Speaker 1: my mom often ranked on the list of top performers
- 29:49Speaker 1: for the organization than when they posted quarterly, and she
- 29:52Speaker 1: relished this right and it motivated her more than actual money.
- 29:55Speaker 1: So now she's getting a little of power and stat status,
- 29:58Speaker 1: and people want status. They want to walk into a
- 30:01Speaker 1: room and you know, be like.
- 30:02Speaker 3: Everybody wants to hear that they're the best at whatever
- 30:03Speaker 3: they're doing, right, even if it's scamming. You're the best
- 30:05Speaker 3: scammer ever.
- 30:06Speaker 1: I was like, thank you so much. Yeah, she scammed
- 30:08Speaker 1: scam awards forty five thousand families listen. No, yeah, she's
- 30:13Speaker 1: the best. No, yeah, a lot of them are bankrupt,
- 30:15Speaker 1: some of them are dead. Oh she's amazing. She got
- 30:18Speaker 1: every last pitty until they died. So like, yeah, I
- 30:24Speaker 1: could get that. I can get the allure. So she
- 30:26Speaker 1: says it sent my mom the scam organization. Charles Is
- 30:30Speaker 1: sent me and my mom on a free cruise. We
- 30:33Speaker 1: went when I was in eighth grade, and on it
- 30:36Speaker 1: I tasted my first alcohol, bought for me by a
- 30:39Speaker 1: much older man. Ew okay, I don't know why this
- 30:42Speaker 1: isn't it? But nothing else happened, nothing else bad happened,
- 30:45Speaker 1: just like she got somebody old and drink. But that's it.
- 30:49Speaker 1: That's it. There's no bad story there. But she just
- 30:51Speaker 1: said old creep bought me a drink. I don't know
- 30:53Speaker 1: why she felt like she needed to include that.
- 30:55Speaker 2: You in eighth grade, thirteen thirteen, that's.
- 30:58Speaker 1: Really now, as I did a legal shit cruise ships.
- 31:00Speaker 1: But because it's international, w.
- 31:03Speaker 2: I was just gonna say, it doesn't matter if you're
- 31:04Speaker 2: on a ship, right.
- 31:06Speaker 1: That's true. I was though, yeah I was gambling.
- 31:09Speaker 2: But creepy or you were?
- 31:11Speaker 1: Yeah, it was so fun. They never checked my ID.
- 31:14Speaker 1: They love a gamble. I made a lot of money,
- 31:16Speaker 1: at least for a sixteen.
- 31:17Speaker 2: Year old when I was sixteen.
- 31:19Speaker 3: I grew up around Detroit and so we would go
- 31:22Speaker 3: to Canada all the time because the drinking age in
- 31:24Speaker 3: Ontario was nineteen and spoiled. Like you probably haven't figured
- 31:28Speaker 3: this out just from listening for me, because I have
- 31:30Speaker 3: a white ass name, but I am Asian and I.
- 31:32Speaker 1: Have a white name too, so I'm constantly being like,
- 31:34Speaker 1: I'm black Asian, I'm Asian.
- 31:37Speaker 3: I know I sound like I just popped off the
- 31:39Speaker 3: Mayflower Elizabeth Adams over here. But I am very Asian,
- 31:43Speaker 3: and so when I was sixteen, I had my other
- 31:46Speaker 3: Korean girlfriends Id, who was nineteen, and because like everybody's
- 31:50Speaker 3: racist and things Asian looks like, so they just didn't
- 31:53Speaker 3: didn't look twice. So I was nineteen and it helps. Yeah,
- 31:55Speaker 3: sometimes it helps. You know, you got to scam the racist.
- 31:58Speaker 3: And that's what I was all about.
- 31:59Speaker 1: I've talked about all this podcas. So I had this
- 32:00Speaker 1: girl I d and she had a way bigger nose
- 32:02Speaker 1: than I did, and I would just show to people
- 32:03Speaker 1: and flare my nostrils. Shit worked every time, flair or not.
- 32:08Speaker 1: Sometimes racism is really just mail. Oh my god, you
- 32:12Speaker 1: can't tell.
- 32:12Speaker 2: They're like, wait a minute, this doesn't look like you.
- 32:14Speaker 2: Oh wait now it does. Oh you got those big
- 32:18Speaker 2: nose holes.
- 32:19Speaker 1: I see you checks out you're black, you're a woman.
- 32:22Speaker 1: Big nose holes.
- 32:24Speaker 2: Nose holes. I think that's what people should call nostrils
- 32:26Speaker 2: from now on, just truly nose holes.
- 32:28Speaker 1: It's where it's gonna be. Like, it sounds erotic. I
- 32:31Speaker 1: don't know why. No, No, I'm so sorry about this. Guys.
- 32:38Speaker 1: So the cruise was also where I played my first
- 32:41Speaker 1: slot machine and won my first money in gambling. Makes sense,
- 32:44Speaker 1: that's what I did on cruises Latin common. So when
- 32:48Speaker 1: we went to those seminars, especially on the cruise, we
- 32:51Speaker 1: were always around these people that I now recognize as
- 32:54Speaker 1: lost souls. Oh so dramatic. Those who got indeed were
- 32:58Speaker 1: clearly seeking some thing, and being a member of the
- 33:01Speaker 1: organization felt like belonging to something big and important. Yeah,
- 33:05Speaker 1: so that's like the culty aspect.
- 33:06Speaker 2: So culty.
- 33:07Speaker 1: My dad insists that they made enough off the organization
- 33:09Speaker 1: to justify the effort and expense, which is different from
- 33:12Speaker 1: most participants in multi level marketing schemes who spend more
- 33:15Speaker 1: than they earn and are continually pressured to buy things
- 33:18Speaker 1: to get started or to move up, which is true,
- 33:21Speaker 1: like normally they make by the products yourself.
- 33:25Speaker 2: You're gonna change your life.
- 33:26Speaker 3: You just need to spend five thousand dollars first.
- 33:29Speaker 2: But then I swear you're gonna change.
- 33:33Speaker 1: Like immediately after you write the check and it.
- 33:35Speaker 2: Cashes, then you're gonna be like it's about to be lit.
- 33:39Speaker 1: You know, first pay me rabb run. So some of
- 33:50Speaker 1: the stories of people who later sue this organization are
- 33:52Speaker 1: kind of heartbreaking. The woman whose husband died after canceling
- 33:56Speaker 1: his life insurance to save money at the behest of givens.
- 34:01Speaker 3: So that man was like, Hey, I got an idea,
- 34:03Speaker 3: why don't you cancel your life insurance policy to save
- 34:06Speaker 3: some money?
- 34:06Speaker 1: And then he died. But here's the thing that's not
- 34:08Speaker 1: bad for the man, that's bad for the woman.
- 34:10Speaker 2: I know, poor woman.
- 34:11Speaker 3: That means when he died, she was left holding the
- 34:13Speaker 3: bag probably all his debt too.
- 34:16Speaker 1: Ooh, that's rough. I don't like this scam. I'm gonna
- 34:20Speaker 1: say it now. I do like the scam we've been
- 34:22Speaker 1: talking about, though, which is the scammers who leached onto
- 34:24Speaker 1: the scam, right, I like them.
- 34:26Speaker 3: But the mustachio meridian, so fuck him, fuck him, fuck
- 34:31Speaker 3: him and his mustache.
- 34:32Speaker 1: He wrote in on So someone said I fell for it.
- 34:35Speaker 1: Non toxic cleaning and no chemicals. My kids got into
- 34:39Speaker 1: a spray bottle fight and my oldest got sprayed with
- 34:41Speaker 1: a diluted blue diamond from Norwe's. The allergic reaction was
- 34:45Speaker 1: over the top.
- 34:46Speaker 3: I'm sorry my kids got into a spray bottle fight
- 34:49Speaker 3: with cleaning supplies.
- 34:51Speaker 1: So I guess this is like another MLM, So now
- 34:54Speaker 1: we're kind of just talking general MLMs. The first one though,
- 34:56Speaker 1: is from GIBBONSK. But this one like so it says, uh,
- 35:04Speaker 1: my upline had to give me detailed directions on how
- 35:06Speaker 1: to find ingredients to share with the doctor. I demanded
- 35:09Speaker 1: that the upline. Okay, So upline is supposed to be
- 35:13Speaker 1: like someone who's up the chain of us.
- 35:15Speaker 3: So the way that MLMs work is you get into
- 35:20Speaker 3: it and then you're incentivized to recruit other people. And
- 35:24Speaker 3: that's how pyramid schemes are actually defined by like the
- 35:27Speaker 3: FTC by if the way that you make money is
- 35:31Speaker 3: through recruiting more than through product sales.
- 35:34Speaker 2: And so MLMs, like the really bad ones.
- 35:39Speaker 3: Say you recruit three people, and then they recruit three people,
- 35:41Speaker 3: and then all those three people recruit. So it goes
- 35:44Speaker 3: on and on and on until you're at the top of
- 35:45Speaker 3: the pyramid and you make commission out of all the
- 35:48Speaker 3: inventory that all these sales people or they're called i
- 35:51Speaker 3: think distributed distributors usually buying, are buying, and then you're
- 35:55Speaker 3: considered the upline. If you're like you've recruited someone, you're
- 35:59Speaker 3: the upline.
- 35:59Speaker 1: Right, they're the down line. Yeah, yeah, okay, so that
- 36:02Speaker 1: makes perfect sense here. So apparently this is like a
- 36:05Speaker 1: chemical free like whatever kind of product. Since why of
- 36:11Speaker 1: your kids getting the spray bottle fight with?
- 36:12Speaker 3: I mean, like that away, that's like parenting when on one,
- 36:15Speaker 3: I'm sorry we're judging this parenting, but but.
- 36:17Speaker 1: You know what, I'm not gonna judge this parenting because
- 36:19Speaker 1: kids are freaking dumb, you know, like kids would be
- 36:21Speaker 1: like bleach fight, what are you doing this? What's this poison?
- 36:27Speaker 1: Let's eat it? Literally, Like I remember, I'll never forget.
- 36:30Speaker 1: I almost had a heart attack. I think I told
- 36:32Speaker 1: my mom about this. I don't know if I did.
- 36:34Speaker 2: She's gonna find out.
- 36:34Speaker 1: Now she won't find out out. It don't matter because
- 36:36Speaker 1: my sister's alive. But I baby sent my sister all
- 36:39Speaker 1: of her youth. And it's crazy because I had nannies
- 36:42Speaker 1: and then my sister was born. They're like, we don't
- 36:44Speaker 1: want you to get pregnant, so watch your system control.
- 36:48Speaker 1: And so I came into the bedroom and I think
- 36:51Speaker 1: I went to like get something out of the oven
- 36:53Speaker 1: or something real quick in the kitchen. I come into
- 36:55Speaker 1: the bedroom and I think my sister may have been
- 36:57Speaker 1: two at the time, and there was a spilled bottle
- 37:02Speaker 1: of ad feel in front of her and she was
- 37:05Speaker 1: licking the coating off of the I literally like freaked
- 37:11Speaker 1: the fuck out and like she hadn't eaten any of them.
- 37:14Speaker 1: Thanks this bitch? What up?
- 37:20Speaker 2: You know?
- 37:21Speaker 1: Only a two year old would do this? Like, children
- 37:24Speaker 1: are crazy.
- 37:24Speaker 3: I used to work at high school when I was
- 37:26Speaker 3: in college, and truly my job was just to keep
- 37:28Speaker 3: all the children from killing themselves.
- 37:29Speaker 1: Yeah, they just that's literally the job. Do anything they don't?
- 37:33Speaker 1: Let them kill themselves.
- 37:34Speaker 3: Constantly like think I'll jump off this, you know, four
- 37:37Speaker 3: story balcony.
- 37:39Speaker 2: What do you think, mom?
- 37:40Speaker 1: And you're like, nah, Right, when I was a kid,
- 37:42Speaker 1: we jumped off of our balcony in our in our house.
- 37:45Speaker 1: We moved a couch to the wall so that it
- 37:48Speaker 1: would be right underneath where the balcony was, and then
- 37:51Speaker 1: we all just jumped off of this like twelve fourteen
- 37:54Speaker 1: foot balcony. Why because children are dump And my mom
- 37:57Speaker 1: saw footprints on the wall that were so high up
- 38:00Speaker 1: and she was like, how fuck are their hook and up?
- 38:03Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, I don't know, mammy, you know,
- 38:05Speaker 1: asked the clean lady I'm jail. I don't know he's
- 38:09Speaker 1: gonna find out now, but that's what we were doing.
- 38:11Speaker 1: So kids are fucking dumb, so I get this. But
- 38:14Speaker 1: the kids got really, really sick. And when she did
- 38:16Speaker 1: the upline and she called the upline and she was like,
- 38:18Speaker 1: what are the chemicals? Guy, I need to tell the doctor.
- 38:20Speaker 1: They were like, oh, actually it's not chemical free. It's
- 38:24Speaker 1: actually chemical full chemical it's chemical fool. So kid my
- 38:31Speaker 1: dad and then another mlum scheme says it nearly caused
- 38:36Speaker 1: me to get divorced. So this is little Room. The
- 38:37Speaker 1: Room markets their products to cust blue ro Ro lu
- 38:41Speaker 1: La Lula. I can't even say that. This is leggings.
- 38:46Speaker 1: That's how these are the like, so its supposed to
- 38:48Speaker 1: be like Lululemon, but they lu laro.
- 38:50Speaker 2: Yeah, shorter everybody, everybody.
- 38:54Speaker 1: No, we're not limon.
- 38:56Speaker 2: Well they're not like workout ones. They're like fashion leggings.
- 38:58Speaker 2: So yeah, they're behind crazy. Yeah, they do have crazy prints.
- 39:02Speaker 2: I'm like, what am I looking at? Mad Hatter pants?
- 39:04Speaker 3: They're big in A So they're big in like Middle America, Midwest.
- 39:07Speaker 1: Yea, they look like trash y'all give that up. So
- 39:11Speaker 1: they market their products to customers like a garage sale,
- 39:14Speaker 1: So you had better buy it when you see it,
- 39:16Speaker 1: because if you don't, it's gone before you know it,
- 39:18Speaker 1: and it's addictive and it creates like a culture of
- 39:21Speaker 1: friends that you're buying them from. Yeah, so I'm not
- 39:24Speaker 1: well off, but I spent an excess of five thousand
- 39:26Speaker 1: to eight thousand dollars over the last three to four
- 39:28Speaker 1: years buying shoddy clothing. I bought right into their BS
- 39:32Speaker 1: story that was helping the small business succeed. My first
- 39:35Speaker 1: person a pair of leggings. They were really soft, and
- 39:38Speaker 1: I was hooked. I bought the items one items traded sold.
- 39:42Speaker 1: This was on Lula LaRue all the time. It just
- 39:47Speaker 1: came up automatically in our social history, like did you
- 39:49Speaker 1: mean yes, girl, you know where I'm going? And she
- 39:53Speaker 1: said she searched for her own unicorn skirt for weeks.
- 39:56Speaker 1: I spent so much time and money on Lulu LaRue
- 39:59Speaker 1: and cause me to get divorced.
- 40:02Speaker 2: Oh oh, honey, I feel like they were also. I
- 40:05Speaker 2: don't think the leggings were the problem.
- 40:07Speaker 1: Honey. If you were a victim of this scamp, sweetie,
- 40:12Speaker 1: your husband was like the paper are you gonna make
- 40:14Speaker 1: dinner tonight. She's like, I got leggings. Okay, baby, I'm morning.
- 40:19Speaker 1: Can you get off the leggings site? From what can
- 40:21Speaker 1: we have sex?
- 40:22Speaker 2: I'm looking for my unicorn skirt. That's crazy.
- 40:27Speaker 1: So the thing about Lula La bro is.
- 40:31Speaker 3: Like, okay, so I'm very into MLMs. I think they're
- 40:34Speaker 3: very fascinating. I think that it is like a total cult,
- 40:38Speaker 3: like uh like appeal because they target vulnerable women in particular,
- 40:44Speaker 3: who are like stay at home moms or you know,
- 40:47Speaker 3: there's like their single uh single income family, but like
- 40:51Speaker 3: they want to do something to.
- 40:52Speaker 1: Help maybe a little thrill well it's not even thrilled.
- 40:55Speaker 3: Ady target like the good intentions of women, and so
- 40:59Speaker 3: women who want to help their family, and then they
- 41:01Speaker 3: pray on that and they're like, you can help your family,
- 41:05Speaker 3: you can reach financial independence, you know, like your husband
- 41:09Speaker 3: doesn't have to work so hard, you can take care
- 41:11Speaker 3: of your kids, you have control.
- 41:13Speaker 1: Thing that's great, which I forget about that. When I've
- 41:17Speaker 1: lived in Texas, all of the women in my neighborhood
- 41:20Speaker 1: except for my mother, really didn't work. Yeah, and so
- 41:24Speaker 1: that was like always a big brag because all the
- 41:25Speaker 1: men would be like our wives don't work. But then
- 41:27Speaker 1: when you don't work, you have way less financial control
- 41:29Speaker 1: over what happens in the house.
- 41:31Speaker 3: Allow spending money of your own, you know, you don't
- 41:34Speaker 3: have to ask your like you know, working part.
- 41:37Speaker 1: You want to be able to leave that nigga whenever
- 41:38Speaker 1: you want. That's what it's about. You got to be
- 41:41Speaker 1: able to up and leave. You got to keep your
- 41:42Speaker 1: body tight and go get you a new man, and
- 41:44Speaker 1: you gotta have enough change in the bank so you
- 41:46Speaker 1: can leave his ass truly.
- 41:48Speaker 2: So the Lula Roe.
- 41:51Speaker 3: Like model is if you're one of their distributors, they
- 41:55Speaker 3: make you buy like a certain amount of inventory, but
- 41:58Speaker 3: it's blind inventory, meaning that like you don't get to pay,
- 42:02Speaker 3: so you get like a random assortment.
- 42:05Speaker 2: And some of the leggings are so ugly, like god
- 42:08Speaker 2: to google ugly Lula Row and bring them up because
- 42:11Speaker 2: some of them are fucking crazy, and it's really hard
- 42:15Speaker 2: to get rid of that stock if it's like really ugly.
- 42:17Speaker 2: Some of them are cute, sure, and those are the
- 42:18Speaker 2: ones you sell out of. But if you have stock
- 42:21Speaker 2: left over from like your ugly leggings that nobody wants
- 42:23Speaker 2: to get, you still have to keep getting more in
- 42:25Speaker 2: order to like maintain your status that you reach.
- 42:28Speaker 1: And so now you're sitting with inventory that won't move, yes,
- 42:31Speaker 1: and you're having to bulk up. And when you're bulking up,
- 42:34Speaker 1: you don't know if you're purchasing something that's going to
- 42:37Speaker 1: be sellable or if you're purchasing something that's gonna also
- 42:39Speaker 1: go into that pile of stuff that's not moving.
- 42:41Speaker 3: Yes, So that it's like such a scam on all
- 42:44Speaker 3: these poor women that are just trying to make a
- 42:48Speaker 3: living or trying to help their families.
- 42:49Speaker 1: Right, oh, my god in heaven, these ugly right like
- 42:53Speaker 1: some of them are. Now that's all I want with
- 42:54Speaker 1: the tell in the blue like that's cute. That probably
- 42:56Speaker 1: make your booty look fait. Damn, these are some ugly
- 43:00Speaker 1: Like come on now, what is on most pot?
- 43:02Speaker 2: Is that a clown one?
- 43:03Speaker 1: Go back? That a clown one? Oh? Who want clowns
- 43:08Speaker 1: on the ass? We already got men enough. That's too
- 43:12Speaker 1: many clowns on my ass right now?
- 43:13Speaker 3: This is just a my leggings are just pictures of
- 43:15Speaker 3: my ex boyfriend clowns my ass.
- 43:20Speaker 2: So they really they really do that. They pray on
- 43:23Speaker 2: these programs.
- 43:23Speaker 3: They have all this inventory left over they've taken out
- 43:26Speaker 3: lines of credit in order to afford all of this.
- 43:29Speaker 3: And then what happened with Lulareau in particular is there
- 43:31Speaker 3: were so many women that were being recruited, and like
- 43:35Speaker 3: that's math, you know, you run out of people to
- 43:37Speaker 3: recruit after a certain amount of time. And then also
- 43:40Speaker 3: the market, like that market is so flooded with people
- 43:43Speaker 3: who sell them, and so now like you've got a
- 43:47Speaker 3: million places to buy them, so you don't buy them
- 43:50Speaker 3: from just.
- 43:50Speaker 1: How you have to price your stuff competitively. Now you
- 43:53Speaker 1: got to undercut other people who are already in the
- 43:55Speaker 1: scam with you.
- 43:57Speaker 3: Yes, oh so Loulaoaue actually, like I think they just
- 44:01Speaker 3: laid off like a bunch of factory workers actually, people
- 44:04Speaker 3: who were not involved in the scam. They were just
- 44:06Speaker 3: like employees receiving paychecks. And that's really shitty for them
- 44:10Speaker 3: because they, like I think they kept getting I think
- 44:13Speaker 3: there's a class action lawsuit against them actually from all
- 44:16Speaker 3: these people that were uh fucked by this pyramid scheme system.
- 44:23Speaker 1: So now we're gonna read off some pyramid schemes guys. Yes, okay,
- 44:27Speaker 1: this is for your scam knowledge, your scam warnings. So
- 44:30Speaker 1: we talk about Lualuro, Lulu, Lro women's apparel, Rodent and Fields. Oh, skincare, Yes,
- 44:38Speaker 1: Advogue Care that's for dieting. Rbal Life that's the nutrition
- 44:43Speaker 1: is a big one. Narium that's for skincare. Mona that's
- 44:49Speaker 1: for hair. That's the one. I've had people's hair falling
- 44:51Speaker 1: out right, damn No, cannot just say like these names, Mona, mirium.
- 44:58Speaker 2: They all sound like drugs to help you get it up.
- 45:00Speaker 1: I don't care they really do, because you know, drugs
- 45:03Speaker 1: for like women in their periods. They are always just
- 45:05Speaker 1: like women's names, like do you listen, yeah, Alyssa, you know,
- 45:09Speaker 1: like Jane and Dune.
- 45:11Speaker 2: Like I think mine is Nikki. Actually right, it's always
- 45:14Speaker 2: a woman's name.
- 45:15Speaker 1: I just think about being at brunch and I'm like,
- 45:17Speaker 1: oh my god, yeah, don't in my jewels. So you
- 45:19Speaker 1: know that held drink too much? Okay, listen, listen here,
- 45:22Speaker 1: Uh what was mine? There was juw Nail. I remember
- 45:26Speaker 1: you now.
- 45:27Speaker 2: Because it's like that's like, oh yeah, my my.
- 45:30Speaker 3: You know my ant flow is visiting this month, right,
- 45:32Speaker 3: all the euphemisms you know, describing your lady.
- 45:36Speaker 1: I gotta take my bestie or Alyssa or Alyssa so
- 45:40Speaker 1: Monat hair care, and then Juness, which is skincare it works,
- 45:47Speaker 1: which is for fat loss, it works. This one's gonna
- 45:50Speaker 1: hurt you, guys. doTerra essential oils.
- 45:53Speaker 2: Oh, essential oils, well, okay, so the essential oils one too.
- 45:58Speaker 2: It's like people are always claiming that they do all
- 46:01Speaker 2: these miraculous and like I dabbed a little bit of
- 46:04Speaker 2: essential oil on my wrist and it cured my cancer.
- 46:07Speaker 1: Like no, girl, it did not. Modern medicine probably did.
- 46:11Speaker 2: And good vibes.
- 46:12Speaker 1: Don't forget about the good vibes. I want to start
- 46:15Speaker 1: selling like something called like healthy cocaine a working title,
- 46:21Speaker 1: working title. Yeah, I'll get it, I'll get it right.
- 46:23Speaker 1: But I think I sometimes will like tough mint essential
- 46:28Speaker 1: oil girl, and it wakes me up, lazy. I'm not
- 46:32Speaker 1: huffing it. I just put it on my wrist and
- 46:35Speaker 1: it invigorates.
- 46:36Speaker 2: I mean, all these things are are like they're starting
- 46:39Speaker 2: with a thing that is good or helpful, and then
- 46:41Speaker 2: they're taking it too far, you know, Like sure, essential
- 46:44Speaker 2: oils are cool, like lavender are supposed to call me
- 46:46Speaker 2: and stuff, but.
- 46:48Speaker 1: But mint, like smelling mint really does wake me up
- 46:51Speaker 1: a little bit. I'm just saying it might wake up
- 46:53Speaker 1: the people healthy. Okay, and you guys, don't steal my idea.
- 46:57Speaker 2: Don't take this idea.
- 46:58Speaker 3: She's gonna trademark this healthy HC coming at you.
- 47:03Speaker 1: You're right, I do need a different title. I'm working
- 47:08Speaker 1: on it in beta. Yeah, yeah, amway.
- 47:12Speaker 2: Oh and we's a big one.
- 47:14Speaker 1: Yeah. And they had branched out. They got health, they
- 47:16Speaker 1: got beauty, they got home care. Like Scamway is out here, Scamway, Scamway.
- 47:22Speaker 2: I've never even thought of that.
- 47:26Speaker 1: So just so you guys know, these are things that exist,
- 47:29Speaker 1: and they are multi level marketing schemes. And even if
- 47:32Speaker 1: you like the products, just know that the way that
- 47:34Speaker 1: the business is set up it is to con you.
- 47:37Speaker 2: It's super predatory, the way the business models are. And
- 47:39Speaker 2: sometimes there are good things like Rodan in Fields has
- 47:42Speaker 2: like this eyelash serum that's apparently amazing, and like sure,
- 47:46Speaker 2: sometimes the products.
- 47:48Speaker 1: Work right, but no, and then there's also ten shocking
- 47:52Speaker 1: facts about multi level marketing schemes. And I'm just gonna
- 47:55Speaker 1: let you guys know a couple of these because like
- 47:58Speaker 1: this is like if this industry was so illegal, it
- 48:01Speaker 1: would not still be able to exist, right, you think
- 48:03Speaker 1: it would.
- 48:04Speaker 2: Well, here's the thing, Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna tell
- 48:06Speaker 2: you something there is there are multi level marketing company
- 48:12Speaker 2: lobbyists in Congress, and so that is part of the
- 48:16Speaker 2: reason why the FTC has such a hard time actually
- 48:19Speaker 2: taking these things down. They start with. So one of
- 48:21Speaker 2: the ones you listed Nearium, I think was that was
- 48:23Speaker 2: a skincare company I think.
- 48:27Speaker 1: Or was it?
- 48:28Speaker 3: Well, one of them on the list, uh was taken
- 48:32Speaker 3: up by the FDC because they made really uh like
- 48:36Speaker 3: ridiculous claims that are cured, like Alzheimer's and stuff like that.
- 48:39Speaker 3: And so that's where you can get it if you're
- 48:40Speaker 3: making false claims like that that like medically are disproven.
- 48:44Speaker 3: And so I think the FTC is trying to take down.
- 48:46Speaker 3: This is me just conjecture here, So don't quote me.
- 48:48Speaker 3: I don't know anything about government either.
- 48:49Speaker 1: But no one does, no one. It's a scam.
- 48:53Speaker 2: Government is totally a scam, you guys.
- 48:56Speaker 3: But they can get them on stuff like that. But like,
- 49:02Speaker 3: since they're a lobbyists and there are people in Congress.
- 49:04Speaker 3: There's like one congressman that used to be like the
- 49:07Speaker 3: head of he like used to work for one of
- 49:10Speaker 3: those big companies for a long time, for like ten
- 49:12Speaker 3: years or something like that, and so like it's corrupt.
- 49:14Speaker 3: Our government is corrupt, and they're supporting these companies, which
- 49:17Speaker 3: is why they're not getting shut down even though they're
- 49:19Speaker 3: super predatory.
- 49:20Speaker 1: Right, And that makes sense because there's so many things,
- 49:22Speaker 1: like I mean, we always talk about the NRA, which
- 49:24Speaker 1: is one of the biggest scammiest organizations ever, and they
- 49:26Speaker 1: have all of our government in their pockets. And that's
- 49:28Speaker 1: why we gotta worry about getting a shot when we
- 49:31Speaker 1: go to see a movie, you know. So it's just
- 49:34Speaker 1: really kind of fucked. So there's a few So there
- 49:36Speaker 1: are legal loopholes that allow these scams to exist. And
- 49:41Speaker 1: basically MLM is almost identical to a pyramid scheme, but
- 49:45Speaker 1: the emphasis on selling products rather than recruiting members keeps
- 49:48Speaker 1: it from being classified as a pyramid scheme. Also, MLMs
- 49:54Speaker 1: are unsustainable, which makes sense because like you were saying before,
- 49:57Speaker 1: even with like lul LaRue like what you have, once
- 50:00Speaker 1: it's too once it's saturated, it's hard to maintain. Amway
- 50:08Speaker 1: has almost a hilarious rate of failure. The Amway failure
- 50:12Speaker 1: rate stands at ninety nine percent. Oh no, there is
- 50:16Speaker 1: a one percent chance that you will go into amway.
- 50:20Speaker 1: You have better odds just gambling, right, just get it
- 50:23Speaker 1: by tickets every week. Yeah, shit like go to just
- 50:26Speaker 1: go odds an Amway or bad. Also mln's like we
- 50:31Speaker 1: talked about a lot target the most vulnerable people in society,
- 50:35Speaker 1: So sorry about that. But guys, that's a DESMO meter.
- 50:37Speaker 1: Like when you are thinking something's a little shifty, gauge yourself.
- 50:43Speaker 1: Take a moment with yourself and be like, am I desperate?
- 50:45Speaker 1: Do I need money? Do I need attention? Do I
- 50:47Speaker 1: need validation? Like, really think about yourself and how you
- 50:50Speaker 1: feel in that moment before you say yes to anything
- 50:53Speaker 1: that gives you pause, because it does always give us
- 50:55Speaker 1: a little pause. Hell, I participated in some things that
- 50:57Speaker 1: I was like, this could be a scam er, this
- 50:59Speaker 1: could be a great opportunity, and sometimes it turns out
- 51:01Speaker 1: to be a great opportunity. So it's like maybe I'll
- 51:03Speaker 1: roll the dice.
- 51:04Speaker 3: I feel like I'm a naturally fairly suspicious person, but
- 51:10Speaker 3: occasionally I'll do something and I'll be like, like there
- 51:12Speaker 3: was one time that I agreed to do this like
- 51:16Speaker 3: short film with someone that I had just met in
- 51:18Speaker 3: one of my improv classes and they were filming like
- 51:22Speaker 3: at her parents' house in like Newport, and like, I
- 51:25Speaker 3: agreed to go and film there. And then I realized,
- 51:26Speaker 3: like I don't know any of these people. What did
- 51:29Speaker 3: I just agree to do? It turned out it was great.
- 51:31Speaker 3: They're still my great friends today. But before I went.
- 51:33Speaker 2: I was like, am I going to get murdered? Like
- 51:36Speaker 2: I don't even know these people. I'm also Newport. I know,
- 51:39Speaker 2: gonna go, I know, but I don't know. Sound it
- 51:41Speaker 2: could have been not Newport, is what I'm saying. Though,
- 51:43Speaker 2: Like I trusted that this was like legit.
- 51:45Speaker 1: Yeah, I've talked about that. I've done jobs whereas an
- 51:47Speaker 1: actor sometimes you get a freelance job offer, and like
- 51:50Speaker 1: I was like I could get murdered today, and I
- 51:52Speaker 1: was like, oh, I got me just show up somewhere
- 51:54Speaker 1: expecting I'm jumping pins to all my friends. I mean yeah.
- 51:59Speaker 1: And then here's the little tip on how to avoid
- 52:01Speaker 1: multi level marketing scams. So if someone says the word
- 52:04Speaker 1: toxins and can't name anything specific, they are trying to
- 52:09Speaker 1: swindle you. Yeoh you should try this new product. It
- 52:12Speaker 1: just gets rid of all your toxins. Just yeah, but
- 52:15Speaker 1: where ones? Which all all of them? The bad ones? Okay? Well,
- 52:18Speaker 1: like which specific bad.
- 52:19Speaker 2: Ones you know, like the ones that make you toxic?
- 52:25Speaker 1: In what way? We're not looking at tox outs.
- 52:27Speaker 3: We're looking at toxins, you know, So just gets rid
- 52:29Speaker 3: of them, just melts right off.
- 52:31Speaker 1: No, listen to my partner. She's absolutely right, Like, if
- 52:32Speaker 1: the taste of your lips, I want to ride your toxic,
- 52:36Speaker 1: you know what I mean, the taste of the boys
- 52:38Speaker 1: from Paradise, that's what we're getting rid of them. That's
- 52:41Speaker 1: a pretty spearce song. No no no no no no
- 52:43Speaker 1: no no no she me she got that from Yeah,
- 52:45Speaker 1: she got it from us, And honestly she was a
- 52:47Speaker 1: part of our advertisement and then she was called fire
- 52:52Speaker 1: inspired to write Toxic. So there you go. If you
- 52:56Speaker 1: have to invest money money to join, don't that's like
- 53:00Speaker 1: for anything.
- 53:01Speaker 3: I feel like if they're asking you for money, that
- 53:03Speaker 3: was like the first thing like I learned when I
- 53:05Speaker 3: got into this industry too.
- 53:06Speaker 2: It's like an actress.
- 53:07Speaker 3: Model, like you never should have to pay upfront to
- 53:09Speaker 3: do anything. If an agent is asking you to pay them,
- 53:12Speaker 3: they scam in you. If I'm modeling agency Barbizon.
- 53:14Speaker 1: Have you talked about Barbizon ever? You you talk about Barbara. Yeah,
- 53:17Speaker 1: we've glazed over the mall scams, but we will one
- 53:20Speaker 1: day just hop in real deep with good old Barbizon
- 53:23Speaker 1: paying for those photos they.
- 53:25Speaker 3: Me when I was a teen, When I was little,
- 53:28Speaker 3: I was living in the suburbs around Detroit. They try
- 53:30Speaker 3: to recruit me, and my mom was like, no, you're
- 53:33Speaker 3: not doing that. Sorry, bye, don't talk to my child.
- 53:37Speaker 1: That is a real scam Barbizon, all of those where
- 53:39Speaker 1: it's like pay us and then we'll make you a star.
- 53:41Speaker 1: And the crazy thing is is that acting and performing
- 53:45Speaker 1: in general, there's no blueprint. No, So we're all throwing
- 53:48Speaker 1: shit at the wall. We've all been scammed a little bit.
- 53:50Speaker 1: I've had some horrible fucking headshots with some some photographer
- 53:53Speaker 1: who once shot Jesse Tyler Ferguson like shot me his
- 53:56Speaker 1: New York apartment, had me looking like old ass Michelle
- 53:58Speaker 1: Obama when I was twenty one, Like now you've like
- 54:01Speaker 1: Michelle Obama. Now he had me looking like the old
- 54:02Speaker 1: Michelle Obama at twenty one. And they were horrible photos
- 54:06Speaker 1: and I can't use them. Their joke I'll post them sometime,
- 54:09Speaker 1: but they were very expensive. And just because he shot
- 54:11Speaker 1: Jesse Tylller Ferguson, I thought like, and I can't wait
- 54:15Speaker 1: for the people who have shot me to scam people
- 54:17Speaker 1: with my photos and be like, look, I shot Lady Bows.
- 54:19Speaker 1: Gift that keeps on giving. I can't wait until I'm
- 54:21Speaker 1: a part of people's scams. Please tell me if you're
- 54:24Speaker 1: running a scam with my name in it, I will
- 54:26Speaker 1: be happy for you. I won't see you. I mean
- 54:28Speaker 1: I might out you, but I won't see you. But
- 54:31Speaker 1: so it's like in acting, there's always so many scams
- 54:34Speaker 1: and you're kind of just throwing shit at the wall
- 54:35Speaker 1: and hoping that something sticks. And sometimes something that scamm
- 54:38Speaker 1: me ends up working out for you. So it's like
- 54:40Speaker 1: with Barboza and shit like that, Like they'll get people
- 54:42Speaker 1: who maybe fell for their scam but then became successful
- 54:45Speaker 1: after that because they truly were talented. But then they'll
- 54:48Speaker 1: be like, look at this girl.
- 54:50Speaker 2: We did that, that was us, that was all me.
- 54:55Speaker 1: So and also just look it up. If you get
- 54:58Speaker 1: an offer that sounds too good to be true, hit
- 55:02Speaker 1: a smooth Google, because that's the thing about people who
- 55:05Speaker 1: get scammed they're gonna hop on the Internet and they're
- 55:07Speaker 1: gonna talk about it. So good anything Google, Guys, if
- 55:12Speaker 1: you get a weird phone called Google, because I promise
- 55:15Speaker 1: you you're probably not the first person that they've done
- 55:18Speaker 1: it to your.
- 55:18Speaker 3: Friend's until it becomes sentient.
- 55:22Speaker 1: Yeah, it betrays you, yes, which it eventually will Google.
- 55:26Speaker 1: We will all be murdered by technology, honestly, the way
- 55:30Speaker 1: I want to die.
- 55:31Speaker 2: Yeah, it seems like a good way to.
- 55:33Speaker 1: Go when the technology takes over. So and this is
- 55:37Speaker 1: the saddest part of the show, Scammer of the Week.
- 55:40Speaker 1: So this is when we honor I would never out
- 55:45Speaker 1: you for your scams list, just.
- 55:48Speaker 2: Know they're happening.
- 55:49Speaker 1: They are, they are, They're pertinent, and they're they're fantastic,
- 55:51Speaker 1: they're percolating. But this is what we honor a charlatan
- 55:55Speaker 1: who we really just feel as worthy of our praise.
- 55:56Speaker 1: And this week it's don Trell Scott.
- 56:00Speaker 2: Oh that is a scammer name if I ever heard one.
- 56:02Speaker 1: And don Tell Scott has got an iconic catchphrase, what
- 56:06Speaker 1: is it? This is a robbery? Oh? Is this the
- 56:10Speaker 1: person who was wearing like the the shaking going yeah, yes,
- 56:14Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, King dressed like a going and so.
- 56:19Speaker 1: Don Chell Scott was arrested following a Tuesday afternoon robbery
- 56:23Speaker 1: at sun Trust on Thirteenth Avenue and Blueses in North Carolina.
- 56:28Speaker 1: So he also apparently has many wigs and sixteen different
- 56:32Speaker 1: mug shots. Police say that Scott was believed to have
- 56:35Speaker 1: a camouflage bag and a bottle of power Aid when
- 56:38Speaker 1: he walked into the counter and asked for a withdrawal slip.
- 56:41Speaker 1: I love they had power Aid.
- 56:42Speaker 3: I love though, because do you think that he picked
- 56:45Speaker 3: the bag because he was like, if I wear camouflage,
- 56:48Speaker 3: they won't see it.
- 56:50Speaker 1: I truly don't know. And I love that he's a
- 56:53Speaker 1: hydrated king, just staying hydrated while he's out here doing robberies.
- 56:56Speaker 3: I mean, he's got a sprint, you know, he needs
- 56:58Speaker 3: those electrolytes, right.
- 57:00Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. This image of all of his wigs,
- 57:03Speaker 2: all of his he's serving these looks though, Like look
- 57:07Speaker 2: at his face. He is he even did his makeup
- 57:09Speaker 2: for the blonde wigged. Look at that he's wearing hot
- 57:11Speaker 2: pink lipstick for the blonde lady wig. Because he's like
- 57:14Speaker 2: doing Caucasian crimes with his blonde, with his blond lady wigs.
- 57:18Speaker 1: He was like, I'm gonna give y'all gonna tell Barbie
- 57:21Speaker 1: like I love it.
- 57:22Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, this is too good.
- 57:26Speaker 1: Okay. So then there was a funny joke that I
- 57:28Speaker 1: was seeing on Twitter that I love, which was like,
- 57:32Speaker 1: if you look at the rose of his sixteen month shots.
- 57:34Speaker 1: Somebody who was like, we have Marina Selena corrinas Sabrina
- 57:39Speaker 1: about three camps LaToya and Tina.
- 57:43Speaker 2: What's that one song that's like Sabrina La.
- 57:46Speaker 1: That's oh, that's that's like. He also has all the
- 57:50Speaker 1: crystal yellow he got along. He's all that's somebody who
- 57:55Speaker 1: mixed it. They were like, and cookie, I met her
- 57:57Speaker 1: rapping an ice cream punk?
- 58:00Speaker 2: How many times has this person gotten picked up and
- 58:03Speaker 2: it's still out. Yeah, they're just like a slap on
- 58:06Speaker 2: the wrist. You, Oh, you silly.
- 58:08Speaker 1: They must get out of here. They're like, get out
- 58:10Speaker 1: of here, Yeah, you can keep the wig.
- 58:12Speaker 3: Well, if he was never violent, then I guess it's
- 58:14Speaker 3: just kind of more of a nuisance than anything.
- 58:16Speaker 1: Well. Also, I don't think that he's been armed. I
- 58:19Speaker 1: think that people have assumed he's been armed, and he
- 58:22Speaker 1: hasn't been armed.
- 58:23Speaker 2: He's just out there shooting a shot. He's like, hey, right,
- 58:25Speaker 2: give him some money.
- 58:26Speaker 1: This is a robbery. This is robbery, you know. And
- 58:31Speaker 1: so he reportedly that song. So he told the teller
- 58:36Speaker 1: that she was pretty. Aw So he goes, hey, girl,
- 58:39Speaker 1: you are very beautiful. This is a robbery. I don't
- 58:45Speaker 1: know if I know how to feel. I'm like thank you.
- 58:47Speaker 1: Oh no, like how do you receive that? So he
- 58:50Speaker 1: left the powerade bottle on the counter and now it's
- 58:53Speaker 1: being simp for testing. And I'm kind of bummed that
- 58:55Speaker 1: he did that. That's slappy, like take the powerie with you.
- 58:57Speaker 1: He probably just got too hyped because he was like
- 58:59Speaker 1: that worked, you believe me.
- 59:02Speaker 2: Just gotta say you're pretty. This is a robbery.
- 59:04Speaker 1: So Scott had reportedly rented a room at the Colonial Inn.
- 59:07Speaker 1: Upon searching the room, police found a black notebook that
- 59:10Speaker 1: said this is a robbery.
- 59:13Speaker 2: Well, he wrote it down like he had to memorize
- 59:14Speaker 2: his line.
- 59:16Speaker 3: He was like, I gotta get this right. Okay, this
- 59:18Speaker 3: is robberies. No fuck fuck okay, this is the robbery.
- 59:23Speaker 3: Fuck okay you are robbed. No no, no, that's past sense.
- 59:27Speaker 1: I'll never get this right. Or he maybe he was
- 59:29Speaker 1: sliding it under the counter because sometimes you don't.
- 59:31Speaker 3: Want to Yeah, yeah, yeah, like the ocean's eleven side. Yeah,
- 59:34Speaker 3: like communicate via note.
- 59:36Speaker 1: So. Phoenix City Police say that Scott was barking at
- 59:40Speaker 1: the wall while they conducted an interview with him before
- 59:43Speaker 1: bringing him back to Columbus. So this will happen in Columbus.
- 59:45Speaker 2: He's barking like a dog.
- 59:47Speaker 1: They said, he was barking on the wall. Okay. I
- 59:49Speaker 1: mean it's like, look, we need to question you, Like
- 59:54Speaker 1: that's a wick. It would be very difficult to get answers,
- 59:56Speaker 1: Like if you're not snitching, I guess you might as
- 59:58Speaker 1: well be barking. Like it's entertaining. If I work up,
- 1:00:01Speaker 1: I'd let this man go. He seems so fun, he
- 1:00:05Speaker 1: seems stable. I'm definitely not that k yeah, but also
- 1:00:10Speaker 1: just like someone who has the gumption to just be
- 1:00:11Speaker 1: so crazy.
- 1:00:12Speaker 3: Yeah, truly it's inspiring because it's like, you know what,
- 1:00:16Speaker 3: we could all be a little more crazy.
- 1:00:18Speaker 1: Right, We're always trying to hide it. It will always
- 1:00:20Speaker 1: show it to people we trust. But what if we
- 1:00:22Speaker 1: just were just barking out here? You know why not? So,
- 1:00:25Speaker 1: the teller said that she did not see a weapon
- 1:00:27Speaker 1: during the robbery, but feared that he had one. Sure,
- 1:00:30Speaker 1: but if he didn't have one, like, it's not armed robbery, honestly,
- 1:00:33Speaker 1: I just asked you to give me money. You gave
- 1:00:35Speaker 1: it to me.
- 1:00:36Speaker 2: Yeah, he just tried it. She gave it to him.
- 1:00:38Speaker 1: He was like, can I have some money in your register?
- 1:00:41Speaker 1: This is a robbery. You're very pretty? Are you beautiful? Coming?
- 1:00:45Speaker 1: You sexy bit you so sexy beautiful my comments give
- 1:00:51Speaker 1: me all the money in your tail?
- 1:00:52Speaker 2: So sexy beautiful robbery please.
- 1:00:56Speaker 1: So, a significant amount of money was not reportedly taken
- 1:00:59Speaker 1: during the so he didn't get away with a lot,
- 1:01:02Speaker 1: and that probably also lowers the degree of felony that.
- 1:01:05Speaker 2: He's not walking out with like a million, he's what
- 1:01:07Speaker 2: like fifteen dollars he walked out with dundry.
- 1:01:12Speaker 1: So police say that Scott had a small amount of
- 1:01:14Speaker 1: methanphetamine on him at the time of his arrest. Oh,
- 1:01:17Speaker 1: this explains very very much. It explains the barking. And
- 1:01:22Speaker 1: Scott has sixteen different mug shots and we saw these
- 1:01:25Speaker 1: mugshots and they're honestly like these wigs like they know
- 1:01:28Speaker 1: him at the beauty supplies.
- 1:01:29Speaker 3: So some of these are good wigs. These are not
- 1:01:32Speaker 3: just like Halloween store wigs.
- 1:01:34Speaker 1: Now, they're not Halloween store wigs, but I they're struggle wigs. Well,
- 1:01:37Speaker 1: you gotta you gotta jujom a little, you know, you
- 1:01:39Speaker 1: gotta work with them. There's one one that he's got
- 1:01:41Speaker 1: a middle part where I'm like, that could probably be. Now,
- 1:01:44Speaker 1: some of them do look synthetic, I would.
- 1:01:46Speaker 3: Yeah, they all were definitely all synthetic. I don't see
- 1:01:49Speaker 3: any lace, so they're probably not lace.
- 1:01:51Speaker 1: Front Yeah, he's not doing frontals. You know, you got
- 1:01:53Speaker 1: to keep costs though. But also he's giving us different hairstyles.
- 1:01:56Speaker 2: He's got different eye colors in some of these too.
- 1:01:58Speaker 2: He's going like all out with the isaacs.
- 1:02:00Speaker 1: Yes, what's crazy is is that he looks the same
- 1:02:04Speaker 1: in everything a different way. Like he doesn't have one
- 1:02:09Speaker 1: of those faces that you can camouflage because some people
- 1:02:11Speaker 1: you see them and they have a very strong jaw lines.
- 1:02:15Speaker 1: Because some people you can see who's somebody who's like
- 1:02:16Speaker 1: a chameleon who you can see them. They look completely
- 1:02:19Speaker 1: different all the time.
- 1:02:20Speaker 3: Gary Oldman, it looks different in every movie that he's in.
- 1:02:24Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, that's Gary Oldman.
- 1:02:25Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like Charlie Starren can pull that off too.
- 1:02:28Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
- 1:02:28Speaker 1: Like so those people, it's like they can change their
- 1:02:30Speaker 1: weight or change their face a little bit or make
- 1:02:32Speaker 1: it who.
- 1:02:35Speaker 2: I like.
- 1:02:36Speaker 1: Always no Meryl Streep, and she'd be doing the most.
- 1:02:39Speaker 1: That's Marl scam is that in most movies where she
- 1:02:41Speaker 1: takes on a character, she also takes on different hair.
- 1:02:44Speaker 1: Sometimes she puts in tee.
- 1:02:45Speaker 2: She looks really different ages all that time. Because in
- 1:02:48Speaker 2: some movies I'm like, she looks so good, and some
- 1:02:50Speaker 2: I'm like yeah.
- 1:02:51Speaker 1: Because it's like the makeup. I think a part of
- 1:02:53Speaker 1: her character process is like putting on ship because I
- 1:02:57Speaker 1: was like, damn, she's such a good actress, and she is,
- 1:02:58Speaker 1: but also there's a smoke in me of like false
- 1:03:01Speaker 1: teeth and like, you know, all the ship that she's
- 1:03:04Speaker 1: doing so but he looks like the same dude in
- 1:03:06Speaker 1: every photo. Like this.
- 1:03:11Speaker 2: Will make your day truly, Oh gosh.
- 1:03:14Speaker 1: All right, list, we've come to the conclusion of the show.
- 1:03:17Speaker 1: Where do you want to be found? I never asked
- 1:03:19Speaker 1: people where they can find you, just where you want to.
- 1:03:22Speaker 3: I want to be found, you know, everywhere I'm on Instagram.
- 1:03:27Speaker 3: I'm Liz Party, l i zz party. I spell it
- 1:03:29Speaker 3: with two zi's. That is a scam. I'm on Twitter
- 1:03:33Speaker 3: and this is my this is my best scam. My
- 1:03:35Speaker 3: Twitter handle is just Liz and uh, you know, you
- 1:03:39Speaker 3: don't need to know how I got that, but I
- 1:03:41Speaker 3: did get.
- 1:03:41Speaker 1: How did you get Liz? Scammed?
- 1:03:44Speaker 2: I scammed Twitter for that handle.
- 1:03:46Speaker 1: That's crazy.
- 1:03:47Speaker 2: I took it from someone. This is this is real.
- 1:03:49Speaker 3: I took that Twitter handle from someone. Wait, okay, so
- 1:03:53Speaker 3: I knew somebody.
- 1:03:55Speaker 1: Robbery. This is robberies. You are very pretty exactly what happened?
- 1:04:01Speaker 1: Wait what happened?
- 1:04:02Speaker 3: Oh okay, So I knew somebody who worked for Twitter,
- 1:04:04Speaker 3: and back in the day this was I was a
- 1:04:06Speaker 3: quote unquote earlier adopter. If somebody wasn't using a Twitter
- 1:04:11Speaker 3: account and if it was in active note logins or anything,
- 1:04:14Speaker 3: Twitter employees could repurpose them or they could basically, so
- 1:04:17Speaker 3: I got someone at Twitter to give me that handle
- 1:04:19Speaker 3: because no one had logged in for years.
- 1:04:22Speaker 1: Damn, that's smart. I want to snatchandos from people who
- 1:04:25Speaker 1: have been logged in for me. Yeah, so suddenly I'm running.
- 1:04:30Speaker 3: People are constantly trying to get into my account though,
- 1:04:33Speaker 3: because I have such a short handle and so I
- 1:04:35Speaker 3: had to turn on all the like you know, six
- 1:04:38Speaker 3: factor authentication things because people were constantly trying to reset
- 1:04:42Speaker 3: my password.
- 1:04:42Speaker 1: Insane.
- 1:04:43Speaker 2: Now people trying to scam me after I scam.
- 1:04:45Speaker 1: Twitter, you know what I mean. But that's that's a
- 1:04:47Speaker 1: part of the game. It's a part of the game.
- 1:04:49Speaker 1: And guys, you can always find us, as we always say,
- 1:04:51Speaker 1: if you have any retired scams that you don't mind
- 1:04:53Speaker 1: us laughing about or inspiring people to do to Papa John's.
- 1:04:58Speaker 3: Scam Papa John's Scampapa on this is scam Papa John's
- 1:05:01Speaker 3: for all their works.
- 1:05:02Speaker 1: Steal from them, scam them. They're a bad company by
- 1:05:05Speaker 1: a bad man. Fuck Papa and John both tho both
- 1:05:10Speaker 1: of them. I'm assuming it's two different people. But you
- 1:05:12Speaker 1: can email those scams into us at scam Goddesspod at
- 1:05:15Speaker 1: gmail dot com. Also you can follow us at scam
- 1:05:17Speaker 1: Goddess Pod on Instagram and Twitter, and you can follow
- 1:05:21Speaker 1: me Lacy Moseley at d I v A l A
- 1:05:23Speaker 1: c I Diva Lacy on all platforms. All Right, Congregation
- 1:05:27Speaker 1: Stacy Scam Goddess. This has been in the earwith production
- 1:05:33Speaker 1: in association with Team Coco. Scam got his stars and
- 1:05:37Speaker 1: it's hosted by me Lacy Mosley aka scam Goddess. Our
- 1:05:41Speaker 1: producer is jessicass Neros and our audio engineer is Rich Garcia.
- 1:05:45Speaker 1: Research for the show is conducted by Kate Doyle Stay
- 1:05:49Speaker 1: Scamming