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Ingo And Bingo And Garth Brooks Too · Hocus Pocus Lack Of Focus

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  I'm just a your resident who started a podcast out of boredom
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  and now hasn't got time to even write a simple fucking intro
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  like a fat spa. And I'm joined, as always, by
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  our Hostess with the most chest. Just this week, she has been
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  posting terse traps on Instagram, which means one of
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  two things she either needs new headphones or a large, toothless
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  Canadian hockey player just landed in the UK.
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  Either way, she's. Going with a goon.
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  It's Danny Thomas. I've heard that three Times Now,
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  so it's not saying any word to me if if he's not had a stroke,
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  he is eating an ice cream. Yeah, I'm eating an ice cream
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  and she was just like, forget it.
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  I want them to hear you and your unprofessional chewing of I do
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  waffle corn. I do.
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  Well I was feeling myself and I went to the shop and bought
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  myself an ice cream and we're 1/2 an hour old.
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  For anyone, for anyone interested, that's the corn.
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  Do you remember we used to be able to get from the machine?
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  They were so nice. What were they called?
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  Yes, soft serve. No, it was a soft serve or used
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  to do it yourself, wasn't it? Yeah, what were they called?
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  They were so good. Oh great podcasting this let me
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  eat ice cream speaking all that, no.
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  Because it was a whippy, whippy whippy.
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  A whippy. Yeah, Whippy.
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  Cornell. Speaking of a podcast and we we
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  fucked up a recording. So I just want to do a quick
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  rundown of stuff that we've done at the last the the one that we
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  missed out on and we don't have to even get too far into it, but
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  the no, probably the one that we.
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  Didn't get that. No, it was an absolute fucking
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  disaster. But the one that hit me in the
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  heart was that Alex came up with Hocus pocus, lack of focus,
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  Bingo and bingo. Yes.
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  Can you find that because it it cuts way too close to the bone.
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  And also while Danny's looking for that, I, I can fill us in on
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  what the the another another last podcast, which by the way,
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  is on the bingo card and Danny got scammed it.
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  Wasn't that? Good.
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  By a tarot reader. And he didn't do any kind of
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  paranormal scamming. He just is ghosting her.
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  And we spent a lot of money on it.
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  We spent about two hours of her explaining.
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  That guy basically just took money off her and hasn't done
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  anything, but he's done it to a lot of people.
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  It's funny, we got into a after about two hours of her talking
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  about that. Our actual subject matter, Harry
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  Houdini, who? I decided that'd be good because
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  he undid a bunch. Of scams and.
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  Scammers and that ended up being a fucking disaster as well.
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  So so yeah, that's that was the the last episode Danny got
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  scammed. We talked a bit about Houdini.
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  To be fair though, so I've actually only just found out
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  today, there's been two other people who've come forward
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  who've been scammed by the same guy on TikTok.
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  He's messaged me and my friend Nicole.
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  Yeah, so one girl paid 120 U.S. dollars, which I guess would be
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  like the £88.00 that I paid, and then the other one paid like 20
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  lbs, which is what Nicole had paid.
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  But yeah, they're just, they're coming out day by day.
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  Who got scammed by this guy. He's since paid Nicole back her
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  money, but not me because I think mine is a larger amount.
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  I haven't gotten my money back, but it's what it is.
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  It's fine if. If we have any more, if we have
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  any more developments on the story of Danny being scammed by
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  TikTok Taro, man TikTok Taro sounds like a game that
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  Victorian kids played. But if we do have any more
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  information on that in future podcasts, we will keep you up to
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  date. I am on the edge of my seat and
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  not being sarcastic at all. What else did we?
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  What else did we cover last week?
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  But that was kind of it. Garth Brooks just blocked me.
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  Wow, he really he has friends in all places.
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  So him blocking you is really that's bad.
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  You must. It would be really bad.
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  I really sad about. That is this because you were
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  all in on him being a serial killer?
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  I sent 2 posts being like where are the bodies born, burnt,
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  burnt, buried and he blocked me. Anyone who's not familiar on the
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  Garth Brooks stuff, Garth Brooks did end up getting some charges
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  against them. Not charges, but like some
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  allegations against them for being a creep.
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  But before all that came out, Tom Segura and Christina P his
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  missus on their podcast or Mom's House I.
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  Love her. They have been like looking at
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  his social media for like a couple of years now.
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  I'm basically saying that he is a lunatic who definitely has
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  killed a bunch of people. They started out where where are
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  the bodies Garth kind of a campaign.
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  And now if you go on to any social media that Garth Brooks
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  has, people who followed their your mom's house podcast just
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  bombard him with what did you do with the bodies?
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  Where are the berries? What's going on?
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  To be honest with you, if you if you do look at those videos, he
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  is, he does look like a fucking bot.
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  Like he is weird. It's kind of Mark Zuckerberg at
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  that trial, kind of weirdness before he became a child.
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  So he there's a whole kind of thing that conspiracy theorists
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  have put together and they've like lined up a bunch of people
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  went missing on the dates that he has been on tour.
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  So like 75 people during one of his tours and they all coincide
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  with the dates of which cities, which cities that he was in on
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  those dates. And today was like my first time
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  finding out about this. Actually, I will say, right.
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  So we just dropped the Iron Claw episode.
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  This is our next one. This is the most up to date like
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  we will be because we've lost episodes.
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  So. This is like.
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  The the closest to to being on topic we'll have been since the
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  Epstein episode. But anyway, right.
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  So yeah, I'd only like now I love Tom Segura and his missus
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  and like the podcast and everything.
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  I love Theo Von. And this was the first that I've
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  heard of the Garth Brooks thing only because he's only recently
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  blocked Tom Segura. And so Tom Segura is talking
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  about it again, which is it's just really funny.
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  Now I love Garth Brooks. I love, I love country music
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  anyway, but like Garth Brooks especially, I used to like
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  travel up and down the country in my dad's rig because he was a
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  truck driver and we'd listen to to Garth Brooks and I watched.
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  I made that. Is the most 1980s movie premise
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  I've ever heard in my life. 1996, the year Wexford won the
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  GAA championship. I had purple and gold ribbons in
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  my hair because the Wexford, I remember it well.
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  And it was, yeah, literally. So I'm obsessed with them,
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  right? But I made Michaela watch, so
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  she's my American friend. Loves.
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  Irish music and country music. Mickey.
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  Mickey. Yeah.
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  I made her watch Garth Brooks at Slate 1990.
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  Something like I don't even. And he, you are right.
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  He is dead behind the eyes. He's like fembot like, yeah,
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  absolutely like dead behind the eyes.
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  There's no emotion there. Yeah, I just, I just heard about
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  this day and I was like, then I went to a rabbit hole.
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  I was. Like this autism is a very
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  strange version of autism. Like it's, you know, like.
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  Autism. Pretty good.
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  Yeah, but he is he did turn into that kind of a marginalized
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  country star. You you, you know the the kind.
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  Of. Yes, the Bo Burnham song.
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  Yeah. Blue jeans.
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  What shirt? Yeah.
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  Yeah, exactly. Yeah, but.
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  That's how it went, yeah. Yeah, so that.
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  But again, I grew up in a household where my mother loved
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  country music, so Gareth Brooks would have been bigger.
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  Like she obviously was into it, like her Patsy Cline and stuff
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  like that. Well, well beforehand.
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  And my father was big was a big like Johnny Cash fan.
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  So like again, probably more into bluegrass and stuff like
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  that. But like Garth Brooks, when he
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  when he kind of hit hit a big fucking my every one of my
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  aunties out fucking line dancing to to Garth Brooks songs.
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  Oh yeah. So, so like, yeah.
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  Fucking banger. Oh now I'm sad he blocked me
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  because it's like. Yeah.
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  But. You know you're you can probably
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  YouTube them. But.
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  Yeah, I'm just because it's the only thing he, I'm sorry, but
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  he's he's. You're fucking gorgeous.
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  But like he's, he's not. On.
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  Spotify, right. And so I got like a six month
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  free trial of Amazon Music and he's on there.
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  There you go. And it's like if you go on
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  Spotify and you look him up, it's all just like covers of of
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  him. So I can still listen to him,
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  but you know, whatever it's not, it's not the same now.
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  If I could name, I don't know if I could name 5 GAS songs,
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  obviously I could name like the fucking tree begins like, but
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  like, I don't know if I can name the whole lot.
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  I'm like, he's not, he's not that prevalent in my life right
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  now. Like in the 90s he probably
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  would have been bigger, but then again, in the 90s I would have
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  been worried about things like falling pianos and quicksands.
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  So like, I'm not like stuff that I knew about the something I
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  knew about in the 90s. Were using for me.
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  I remember being terrified of piranhas and I was like, all
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  right, they're not like they are in Tomb Raider where there's
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  like. I've seen them in there in a
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  shop in Dublin. Then like they were selling
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  piranhas. I was like, how can you sell
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  piranhas And your mom's like grab Dad's grand.
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  He stuck his hand into the fucking yo, but the prana just
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  looked at him like didn't do a thing.
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  I was like my whole no exactly. Couldn't believe it.
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  Right. Do do me a favour, do me a
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  favour, right? I'm gonna see, I'm gonna see if
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  I can, if I can list how many Garth Brooks songs I can list,
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  right? OK, count them for me.
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  'Cause I'm just gonna go just count them for me, just see how
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  many I get, right? So obviously I've already
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  forgotten. All right.
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  Friends in low places. Yeah, if tomorrow never comes.
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  Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Ain't going home till the sun
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  goes down. Is that is that?
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  You. Yeah.
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  Yeah, but is that the name of the song?
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  It ain't going home till the song go down.
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  But they but. They, I don't know if it's the
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  name, but that's him. Shameless, I think.
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  Don't. I don't think a copperhead row
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  is that one. Is that a 1?
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  Is that him? Is that I thought it was.
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  I don't know, it could be I could be completely wrong.
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  More than a memory. Good, right cowboy?
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  And are you? Just reading this and are you
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  just reading these? No, I'm not.
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  Are you just reading? I'm not.
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  No, I'm. I swear I'm not.
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  I'm trying to remember. That's what I'm on 8.
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  This is great podcasting. Again, another another absolute
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  fantastic episode. Fucking nothing.
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  Nothing is allowed to. Hurt 9, right?
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  9 I got 9 I got 9 anyway. Justy names all.
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  The insects he knows block me. I just really like her bugs.
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  OK? Anyway, so how's your week been?
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  My week, my weeks been good. Yeah, pretty good.
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  And we don't have to get into that here.
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  What we could get into is, remember I told you that I got I
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  got witchy. That's what we talked about in
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  the last episode. And I had to I had to jar up my
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  blood and my blood and piss just like a real witch.
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  Yeah. Yeah, I did.
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  AI did a sexual Wellness test. I'm calling an SDI test.
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  Don't drag me into the mood. Was that's what's called?
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  Yeah, I did a sexual Wellness test and it turns out it's
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  weird. Sexually well for anyone who's
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  interested. Yeah, all positive down the
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  line, everything just positive, positive, positive.
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  Positive for gonorrhea, positive for chlamydia, positive for
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  AIDS. No, he's.
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  Not too sure he's HIV positive. Yeah, so I ended up having the
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  cop. I was explaining it my weird
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  Wolverine, I heal too fast. So I gave myself the finger
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  prick 3 times and couldn't get enough blood out.
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  So I had to go and get a Stanley knife out of my car that I use
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  for work and I sterilized it and cut my finger open and I had to
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  do it like 3 times because I still still kept healing up.
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  I was rocking around with a bunch of just scars on my finger
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  for a week but it turns out. How did you sterilize?
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  It's really easy and I, I, I would say to anybody like just
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  you can contact whatever it is that I forget, look it up with
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  sexual Wellness Ireland. They'll send you out with kiss
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  for free. You can send it back to them for
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  free. You put in a little bit of
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  blood, you put in a little bit of piss and then you get a bit
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  of Peace of Mind. Unless you're riddled, which I
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  am not, you know Batman's knocking for me.
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  It has to be your own blood and piss, by the way, not just
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  anyone's, just just so you're aware.
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  Not like your own blood and piss going around collecting other
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  people's blood and piss. I'm so sad.
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  But yeah. That's, I think in the same kind
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  of premise over here, but it's called frisky whales, which is
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  it's just like, well, now I don't.
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  Want to do the text? Until most places probably do
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  it. We've got some listeners in
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  Canada who have got a decent healthcare system, so they'll
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  more than likely do it. You guys have a decent
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  healthcare system. Well, like a free healthcare
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  system pretty good. We've got our own kind of
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  version of that as well. America just keep giving each
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  other gonorrhea, I suppose Your healthcare system probably
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  isn't. Yeah, yeah, if you're listening.
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  But that's. Did.
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  Did you see that there is like an epidemic of chlamydia in
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  Calgary, in Canada now after the Calgary Stampede?
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  Apparently it's like a proper epidemic because obviously
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  thousands of people attend the Calgary Stampede every year and
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  now apparently the. Stampede is the rodeo thing,
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  yeah. Yeah, yeah.
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  And apparently chlamydia is just rampant over there right now.
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  Yeah, Cowboys. Cowboys be cowboying.
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  Really. I'm going to have to start
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  making guys wear condoms. Maybe Cowboys?
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  Can you trust me? Yeah, I mean, I do have a lot of
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  wilderness up there. Like the majority of Canada is
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  Joe's wilderness and like if you go to the Northern territories,
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  no one goes up there. And that's where all the creepy
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  fucking folklore is. All the the horrible monsters
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  and stuff live up there. Like Norris of.
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  The world, basically. Is is is Northern territories?
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  No, we're not. That's that.
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  What's NT? So the northern territories of
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  Canada like way up the. Top of the.
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  Country, they said something happened there.
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  This fucking delay on these fucking why are we in?
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  AI. Know I know what?
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  Together. I know, I know.
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  I'm sorry the. Bitch, great podcast again.
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  Let's oh. Did you did?
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  You get the bingo card. I messaged Alex for it.
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  I'm waiting for Alex to to reply to me.
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  Oh, I talked to. Alex, he has been on a shoot
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  anyway, So yeah, northern territories in Canada are
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  basically just like north of the Wall, Game of Thrones.
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  There's the bunch of fucking crazy stuff out there that no
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  one wants to fuck with. It's, yeah, it's, it's creepy up
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  there. And apparently there's loads of
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  like, you know, like Native American folklore.
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  It's all in like the South of America.
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  This is all just crazy shit north of the wall basically
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  like. It's all, yeah, the same stuff,
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  only cold. Yeah, basically.
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  Cold, dark. It's like a.
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  Skinny Walker Yeah. So I do want to say right.
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  So last night, if you follow me on Instagram, you would have
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  seen this. I decided to start working with
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  demons just to see, just to see what would happen.
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  Yep. I.
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  Think I fucked? Up I.
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  Think I fucked up something, not something not so chill happened
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  last night. Great reference.
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  No, it was. It was well, right.
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  So I decided to call on Orias. I showed you a picture of him.
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  Cute little guy. Everything's cute.
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  When you show a cute picture of it.
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  He was a cute fixture. I thought it was really cute.
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  So he's like a little goat dude, but he's one of the Princess of
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  Hell. He's like the 14th Prince of
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  hell, and he's got something like 12 armies underneath him.
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  No, what are they called? They're not called armies.
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  Legions. Yes, that's what it is.
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  So he's got, he's got twelve of those and he is supposedly used
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  by high power people to gain power status, literal physical
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  transformation and a bunch of shit.
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  So you gotta offer him shit and then you gotta like give blood
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  for it. So he did that last night and I
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  was like, the wax is still on my floor.
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  Give me a second. 6464 candles, 64 candles.
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  I had to sit in the middle of the circle, cut my hand open,
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  have his sigil drawn under me basically.
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  And I was just like, yeah, let's just do that if you haven't.
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  So I did that, gave him wine, gave him like a bunch of fucking
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  shit that I had fruit and everything.
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  Went to bed. That was fine.
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  Woke up in the middle of the night because I was coming in my
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  sleep. OK.
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  Freaked the fuck out. Good thing.
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  Yeah, that doesn't that doesn't normally happen.
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  That's not like a normal thing. And then I, like, kind of just
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  woke up because of that. Sat up in my bed to get a drink
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  of water. There was a fucking thing just
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  stored in the doorway of my bedroom.
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  Turn the light on and it was gone.
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  So now, if I'm not in everyone's fucking favour, by this time
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  next week, I'm the cheapest call girl that you will know.
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  What, what, what? What?
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  What was the what was the what were you doing?
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  What? Do you mean?
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  Like what? Yeah, but you have 64 candles,
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  you cut yourself a demon fucking finger jet and then stood in
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  your doorway. You invoke him, right?
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  So I was invoking Arroyos who is used to like completely
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  transform your image, just give you like a whole like I wanted
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  to look hotter. So I was just like, you know
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  what, I can do a demon for this. This is, you know, whatever.
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  I can get a gym membership. I could also use the 64 candles
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  I already have in my house instead of a fucking gym
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  membership. Whatever, let's try it and see
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  what happens. Did all of my protection and
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  stuff first, obviously. And then I I did that.
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  I did the ritual, I did whatever.
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  There's a whole chanting thing. There's there's blood, there's
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  whatever. And yeah, I woke up to that in
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  the middle of the night. And then this morning I decided
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  I wanted to work with Citri. So he is the demon of lust and
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  basically shagging. When I look into him, he's a lot
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  of fun. Did original with him this
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  morning because. I'm the God of lust and shagging
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  Manny, so I was like. This year I was like, I was kind
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  of looking into it and I was like, how is this going to be
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  different from working with Dionysus?
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  Because he's very similar to Dionysus in, but he's demon.
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  So he's more. So you have it's transactional
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  rather than it is like worship. And you know, I'm not, I want to
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  get into what I what I did in that ritual.
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  But yeah, so that we'll just say that that worked.
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  Did you did? You gather yourself.
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  Is is that what's part of the the ritual?
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  With candles. What the fuck has got what is
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  what? And if you fit, so you, you do
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  your fun time, you have fun time by yourself, right?
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  And then what's left over from that fun time goes on to his
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  schedule. Like Simba?
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  Yeah, OK. Yeah, I get it.
• 22:40
  I get what? And I, I did that right, That
• 22:43
  took it out of me. Like literally, I had to go for
• 22:45
  a nap, had a nap, woke up. I'd been ghosted by guys months
• 22:50
  ago. I had like DMS from people I
• 22:53
  haven't heard from in months in the middle of the fucking day
• 22:56
  just to see what happened. And now I owe my soul to a few
• 22:59
  people. But you know, is what it is.
• 23:01
  It's fine. We live and we like you.
• 23:02
  Remember my my counselor, my guidance counselor in school
• 23:08
  saying to me, you'll never get anywhere in life with all this
• 23:13
  talking. And I remember thinking, fuck
• 23:15
  him, I'll start a podcast or something like that.
• 23:18
  And then not back then, but like, I remember like thinking
• 23:21
  like, you know, I had this. He told me I'd never got
• 23:23
  anywhere talking. And then I was kind of like,
• 23:26
  maybe maybe podcasted will lead to something somewhere along the
• 23:29
  lines. And then it's conversations like
• 23:32
  this where they talk to you and. You talk about.
• 23:37
  Fucking jamming candles in yourself.
• 23:41
  And then I think maybe, maybe, maybe he was right.
• 23:46
  And I'm not really. Maybe I'm just talking to
• 23:50
  someone about candle fucking and.
• 23:55
  I didn't. What was to be called like I'm
• 23:59
  not getting a job in RTE anytime soon put it this way.
• 24:02
  You don't have the accent for RTE, you have to have like,
• 24:05
  actually, I haven't actually decided on what song does.
• 24:09
  I want to use Soblin Royce like someone that we both know the.
• 24:15
  These these guys who got back DMJ, are you happy that they've
• 24:21
  DMJ and all? Right, I have no intention of
• 24:23
  like going down that road, but it was actually just really
• 24:26
  satisfying to see so but again, this is this is the caveat of
• 24:31
  working with demons is that obviously I've told you I work
• 24:34
  with different deities like Dionysus, Aphrodite, whatever,
• 24:36
  and that's devotion that like improves your life in the long
• 24:40
  term. This is very, very sudden and I
• 24:42
  it's basically like, yeah, I gave you that.
• 24:45
  So you gave me this immediately kind of thing.
• 24:47
  I just wanted to see if it worked because I had been
• 24:51
  reading into it for a little while and apparently it is like
• 24:54
  just that easy to invoke them. And I was just kind of like, do
• 24:58
  you know what? I pray to deities and stuff like
• 25:00
  that. I have my routine down and and
• 25:02
  things like let's just fucking try it and see.
• 25:04
  And like I look pretty today, right?
• 25:07
  You said that. You said it before we started.
• 25:09
  You're like. Where you go dolled up?
• 25:10
  You got you got dolled up and you look like this is what I
• 25:14
  immediately thought I said. I said why are you dolled up?
• 25:18
  Are you gonna go like? Are you gonna?
• 25:20
  Try to walk tonight. Yeah, take it as it is.
• 25:22
  But like this is the thing. And then I was like, let's just
• 25:24
  fucking try it. The orgasm in my sleep was, was
• 25:28
  really weird because it was with right, like this is, I'll tell
• 25:31
  you about the dream because it was really strange.
• 25:33
  There was a music festival in my local church in Wexford, in my
• 25:37
  local parish church, and it was headlined by Ozzy Osbourne,
• 25:43
  which again, weird. And then I had, I was at some
• 25:47
  weird orgy in my local church and I was like, all right, OK,
• 25:52
  so this is, this is a bit weird. I woke up.
• 25:56
  I was like, all right, Something stood in my doorway turned on.
• 25:58
  The light was gone and I was like, but I wasn't scared.
• 26:01
  I didn't like, I didn't feel scared at all.
• 26:03
  I was just a bit like, he's like, maybe it did work.
• 26:10
  So now I owe like, yeah, that I'm just, I'm in spiritual
• 26:15
  psychosis, which is, is probably just as as possible, to be fair.
• 26:19
  So I don't personally believe in quid pro quo demons and various
• 26:28
  gods from various religions over various times.
• 26:33
  I do, however, believe in the Calmac practices of putting out
• 26:40
  positivity. You get positivity back.
• 26:43
  And I've kind of had a, a, a rough couple of years for the
• 26:48
  positivity. It's been, you know, hard to
• 26:49
  kind of keep up and be nice and do nice things and be nice to
• 26:53
  people and stuff and. Wheel of Fortune.
• 26:56
  But I do feel. You're on.
• 26:57
  You can't be on the top all the time.
• 26:59
  You gotta you gotta be on the. Bottom Well, it would have been
• 27:02
  nice to be up there at some stage, wouldn't?
• 27:04
  It wouldn't. It would have been nice, but
• 27:05
  anyways. I do feel like I'm, there's an
• 27:08
  upswing now in positivity and I'm yeah.
• 27:13
  So I'm kind of, I'm just, I'm drafting up there and I didn't
• 27:18
  have to, I didn't have to shove a fucking a Yankee up my arse.
• 27:25
  So I'm pretty. Happy with it as well.
• 27:27
  Like honestly, like I've, I've been happy with where I'm at and
• 27:30
  stuff like I, I really have been and I haven't like I just
• 27:34
  literally did it just to see. I'm kind of like, all right,
• 27:36
  because you know me, I'm very spiritual.
• 27:37
  I'm very like, what would happen?
• 27:38
  Not necessarily like to get me what I'm asking this specific
• 27:43
  demon for, but just to see if anything happens outside you
• 27:46
  only mean of me doing. You're you're getting
• 27:49
  experimental with this stuff now really is kind of what's
• 27:51
  happening. Because there's, there's been a
• 27:54
  lot like that's happened there, like you've seen like with my
• 27:56
  money spell, things like that. It I am starting to see things
• 28:01
  happen. So I'm kind of like, alright,
• 28:02
  well, like let's just push it a little bit further.
• 28:05
  Let's just fucking have you. Not learned anything from like
• 28:08
  teen dramas or like Hocus Pocus or you know, Sabrina the Teenage
• 28:14
  Witch, you know, things like that.
• 28:15
  Whereas if you do medal. The thing is about like demons,
• 28:20
  right? Quote UN quote demons is there
• 28:22
  only demons because organized religion has deemed them so
• 28:26
  they're heads of things that are like bad to want.
• 28:30
  So like say Arias, which is status envy of people like do
• 28:35
  you know what I mean? And then you've got lost sex.
• 28:37
  All of these things they're only because they're only deemed
• 28:41
  demons and like wrong because of organized religion and how
• 28:46
  that's made them out to be. Now it's, I did like, I've been
• 28:52
  doing a lot of research on them for like a long time.
• 28:54
  I've like really been interested in like demonology and yeah, I
• 28:59
  just figured, let's fucking try it because it's been working for
• 29:02
  me so far. And I think as long as you're
• 29:06
  like safe about it and you guard yourself, you cast your circle,
• 29:09
  you do whatever you need to do so you're not just like hounded
• 29:12
  by like fucking. I was gonna say Baphomet, but
• 29:15
  he's actually a good guy. Like in in the scheme of things,
• 29:19
  it's like, yeah, I don't know. It just it works like it works
• 29:22
  for me. I know a lot of people are kind
• 29:24
  of like what? Go ahead.
• 29:26
  No, I just I'm just a big open Batman as above, so below, like
• 29:32
  people really could be like you can't be demons.
• 29:38
  I, I do think like what, what we call this, the likes of this
• 29:42
  Baphomet and these demons and even like Dionysus as well is
• 29:46
  exactly what you're saying is actually giving in to like our,
• 29:50
  our primal urges as human beings.
• 29:52
  And like religion, especially like, you know, a puritanical
• 29:58
  religions like fucking Christianity and and like, you
• 30:02
  know, the Abrahamic religions, they don't really kind of tie
• 30:07
  into like, like, you know, everything in moderation.
• 30:13
  Kind of it's like they're kind of you have to stamp out this.
• 30:16
  There's like big rules and this kind of stuff and I think.
• 30:19
  It comes. From like I listened not too
• 30:21
  long ago, it's how I ended up listening about the Dionysus
• 30:24
  thing, which was like a kind of a coincidence that you were
• 30:28
  after looking up some Dionysus stuff like the same week as I
• 30:30
  was. But it was a comedy podcast
• 30:33
  called Finn Versus History. Anyone wants to fucking
• 30:36
  recommendations on some fucking podcasts?
• 30:39
  I've got Mafia and also anybody likes this podcast?
• 30:45
  There's a podcast called Monster Fools 2 lads from Wexford do and
• 30:47
  it's fucking absolutely class. Go listen to that as well,
• 30:51
  Danny. Go listen to Monster Fools.
• 30:53
  Fucking UNITA. It's like.
• 30:56
  Basically what we do because I probably know.
• 30:59
  Him Eamonn O'Neill and fucking Billington Fucking Rob Robert
• 31:08
  Billington and an Eamonn O'Neill 2 Two very funny 2 Very funny.
• 31:12
  I know him, one of my friends fucked him.
• 31:15
  Not. Not recently.
• 31:16
  And yes, monster phones very good, no?
• 31:18
  Very good. I want to get back to my
• 31:21
  Dionysus stuff I. Was going through.
• 31:23
  I was going through pictures of him.
• 31:24
  Sorry. Yeah.
• 31:26
  One of my friends spoke to him, Rob Bills.
• 31:29
  He's got. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 31:30
  I was gonna say yeah, but yeah, no.
• 31:31
  It, it really is. Like, it's something that I
• 31:34
  think, and a lot of it is like, so they say if you're doing
• 31:36
  witchcraft and stuff, it's your own mind that stops it from
• 31:41
  working. Like, if you're not a whole,
• 31:43
  like 100% like this is going to work.
• 31:45
  Like it won't work. But then on that same note, I
• 31:49
  fucking dare you to go out into the street and explain
• 31:53
  manifestation to a homeless person.
• 31:55
  I'm like, you know what I mean? Like, I, I, I do get that.
• 31:58
  I do understand that. It's just like, oh, the life is
• 32:01
  a new ship because you're not living in a positive thing.
• 32:03
  You're, you're manifesting from a place of lack.
• 32:06
  And it's like, well, yeah. Because I haven't got you.
• 32:09
  Exactly, I'm lacking what I fucking I'm trying to manifest
• 32:13
  like that's bullshit to me. It's just like positive
• 32:15
  thinking. Whenever we're all human, we're
• 32:17
  all going to have fucking negative thoughts.
• 32:18
  We're all going to, you know what I mean?
• 32:20
  And and that's fucking fine. Like I said to you, Wheel of
• 32:23
  Fortune, you can't always be on the top.
• 32:24
  You might have a fucking shitty few ears and then slowly start
• 32:29
  to come up and then you're on top.
• 32:30
  It's like exactly that. Though that's.
• 32:33
  The thing? And it's like doing like magic
• 32:37
  and spells and rituals and things like that.
• 32:38
  Like they're not guaranteed fucking tools.
• 32:43
  They are. They can kind of move things a
• 32:46
  little bit in your favor, but they're not going to fucking
• 32:49
  change the world. Like I can't do a spell and have
• 32:51
  Donald Trump drop dead, You know what I mean?
• 32:54
  At a fucking like rally or whatever.
• 32:56
  Like that's like, I can try and I know that there are covens all
• 33:01
  over the world that do try, but like, it's you still have to
• 33:05
  factor in like the universe's plan.
• 33:07
  All you can do is kind of put the energy out there.
• 33:09
  And that's why they kind of like warn you against like even like,
• 33:14
  which is like that, I know, warn you against working with demons
• 33:17
  because it's like, yeah, they will give you what you want and
• 33:19
  I'll give it to you fast. But you might ruin your whole
• 33:22
  life if you're not carefully protected, if you're not like
• 33:26
  like I said to you last night, I was like invoked Hecti did a lot
• 33:30
  of divination before that to make sure that I had Hecate on
• 33:33
  my side to be like basically a fucking you like a union Rep
• 33:36
  with me dealing with these guys. You know, it's it's things like
• 33:40
  that. And if you don't believe you
• 33:41
  don't believe, that's fine. It is what it is.
• 33:43
  But like it's I've seen enough now all my life, like I've
• 33:47
  because I've seen ghosts and shit like that.
• 33:49
  But like all my life. I just because I'm I'm not
• 33:54
  making any phases. I'm just I'm actually.
• 33:57
  Quite no. No, I know I'm just explaining
• 34:00
  it just in general because a lot of people are a bit like
• 34:03
  bewildered by it, but I just mean like I've seen enough
• 34:07
  myself to know that I trust what I see and what I'm experiencing
• 34:13
  because I've I've made it happen.
• 34:16
  Do you know what I mean? If that makes any sense You.
• 34:20
  Should talk about manifestation, banning and being able to kill a
• 34:28
  president with your mind if you if you could try.
• 34:34
  Because. Today's topic 37 minutes in will
• 34:40
  be about remote viewing, but it can go a little bit further than
• 34:46
  just seeing things in far off spaces.
• 34:51
  It it does come down to a lot of mind over matter and that kind
• 34:58
  of stuff. So do you think we should?
• 35:00
  Did you did you have a little look up of anything remote
• 35:03
  viewing? A little bit.
• 35:05
  I kind of wanted you to tell me more about it.
• 35:09
  So I know the rough kind of idea of it.
• 35:12
  I know what it is. I kind of know a basic, very
• 35:15
  basic history of it. I am excited for you to tell me
• 35:19
  about it. Getting good at this.
• 36:59
  I know, I know. I've become lazy.
• 37:02
  Like dude, this is a better version of what I was doing.
• 37:07
  I mean the sponsors are getting better as well.
• 37:10
  Yeah, they're reaching out. I think word of our podcast has
• 37:13
  reached the underworld and everyone wants to work with us.
• 37:16
  So we're like, call her Daddy, but, you know, bad.
• 37:22
  Call her daddy. Just.
• 37:24
  Call her me dad. Colour the alpha then, right?
• 37:29
  Why didn't we call it fucking? Pump pressure.
• 37:32
  Colour the alpha. I love that call.
• 37:36
  Me call me your alpha then, but right, let's get into remote
• 37:41
  viewing, Russell, the idea. Let's just get into the idea
• 37:44
  first of what remote viewing is. I genuinely thought it was to
• 37:49
  view an apartment. When you brought it up, I was
• 37:51
  like, yeah, that's not scary, but.
• 37:56
  It's how all my how all my wanks went in 2020.
• 38:01
  But remote viewing is basically it's the practice.
• 38:09
  Of. Using your mind to view
• 38:13
  something in a far off space. That's the easiest way of
• 38:18
  explaining it. Now, the idea of this is
• 38:23
  thousands of years old. They talked about it.
• 38:28
  Of course, it's probably been going on longer than like a
• 38:31
  written history. But we know that they would have
• 38:34
  spoken about in places like ancient Greece, Egypt, people,
• 38:39
  places that we know kept a record, like in ancient Greece,
• 38:42
  they would have been known as an Oracle.
• 38:46
  And the stories would have gone as they would have actually
• 38:50
  tested this kind of a thing. People who would have said they
• 38:52
  have the ability of an Oracle would have been tested.
• 38:56
  One of these tests that they would have done back in the day
• 38:59
  is to put something, a mystery animal in a pot.
• 39:06
  Then they would seal the pot. People claiming to be an Oracle
• 39:10
  would come into the room. They would sit down and they
• 39:13
  would tell what animal was in the pot and what the the
• 39:18
  particular kind of a test that was given out that that this is
• 39:24
  talking about was a a tortoise and a rabbit were chopped up.
• 39:31
  Sorry, a tortoise and a lamb were a high Fergus were chopped
• 39:36
  up and put into a brass pot. So not nobody would really think
• 39:45
  like they were told there was one animal in the pot.
• 39:47
  They were told like what animal is in this pot?
• 39:50
  And many people came in. Only one person was able to
• 39:53
  guess and they said that the animal that's in the pot is
• 39:58
  actually 2 animals. You've chopped up a lamb and a
• 40:02
  tortoise. The pot that it's in is made of
• 40:05
  brass and the lid that's on top is also made of brass.
• 40:09
  Now the pot was not in view of them, but they were able to
• 40:13
  explain what was in the pot. That's what the as the story
• 40:16
  goes, but. Yeah.
• 40:18
  As we move on through the years and we hear more about this
• 40:21
  remote viewing, it kind of becomes a staple that it is this
• 40:27
  kind of miraculous thing that they don't just they're not able
• 40:35
  to just tell like, you know, something like guessing
• 40:40
  something. It's that like the story is that
• 40:44
  they can tell you exactly what's in like a certain place at a
• 40:50
  certain time. And if you're going to believe
• 40:53
  these fantastical stories, then these remote viewers are fucking
• 40:59
  very, very powerful people, or at least powerful at that gift.
• 41:06
  So like if we if we kind of move up through the years, I suppose
• 41:13
  I can go and explain what from my idea of what remote viewing
• 41:19
  is. On a video I watched someone who
• 41:21
  claims to be a remote viewer was explaining how they they can do
• 41:26
  it and they said it's quite simple to remote view or to use
• 41:33
  basically other psychic abilities.
• 41:36
  If you are very good at something that we're not good at
• 41:40
  focus. So if you can quiet your mind
• 41:45
  very hard for a pair of ADHD riddled Nini Morgans like us.
• 41:50
  But if you can get into a, a meditative state and you can
• 41:59
  pinpoint your focus, if you've got something to like, if you've
• 42:06
  got an end point, like something that you can point your your
• 42:10
  focus towards, And also if you are good at meditation and
• 42:16
  clearing your mind, apparently these are things that you need
• 42:19
  for remote viewing. I wouldn't mind if there's
• 42:21
  anybody out there listening and wants to give this a shot.
• 42:23
  Look up remote view and get back to us on Hocus Pocus, lack of
• 42:27
  focus@gmail.com. Let us know how you got on at
• 42:30
  that kind of stuff. Yeah, Stanley, hand in the air.
• 42:32
  Question for you, are you so are you good at meditating?
• 42:36
  Because I I fucking suck at it. God no.
• 42:40
  Can you? No, you can't meditate.
• 42:41
  And what what are your, what makes it difficult for you to
• 42:46
  meditate? Like what are your kind of?
• 42:49
  But I found meditation to be quite calming to me, but also
• 42:55
  really, really difficult to kind of, and I know it's, it's, it's
• 43:02
  funny to say this, but getting out of my head, it's funny to
• 43:06
  say that about meditation because like, you know, it is,
• 43:10
  you're supposed to Zen yourself and kind of concentrate your
• 43:14
  thinking on to just your breathing and nothing else.
• 43:18
  And no, but I don't get distracted by the outside world.
• 43:21
  I get distracted by my, by the internalism of my own very busy
• 43:27
  mind. And I don't know, like again, if
• 43:30
  anybody out there is able to, you know, has any similar
• 43:35
  experiences or, or has any tips or anything like that for me
• 43:38
  for, for meditation, please by all means contact hocus Pocus,
• 43:42
  look at hocus. I think I've I've I've mentioned
• 43:45
  this, I don't know if it's on the the last episode or the the
• 43:50
  one before that, but I've started using this app called
• 43:53
  Luminate, not sponsored at all. You have been talking about it,
• 43:58
  but. It's incredible.
• 44:01
  Like I and I, I, I really do struggle with meditation and
• 44:04
  stuff like that. Now I can completely fucking, I
• 44:07
  can put my ear plugs in, I can put my like I have a, a weighted
• 44:11
  eye mask that I use 'cause I get migraines and stuff.
• 44:14
  So I can completely kill off all my senses.
• 44:17
  I still just, I'm still thinking constantly and like music and
• 44:23
  like this frequency and these things that they recommend you
• 44:26
  to try. It just doesn't work for me.
• 44:28
  But Luminate is really, really good.
• 44:32
  So like basically it works best if you have your, you know,
• 44:35
  headphones or earbuds in or whatever plays like a soundtrack
• 44:38
  to you. And what it does is it plays a
• 44:41
  light sequence and it forces you to kind of hallucinate.
• 44:48
  So my mind doesn't tend to wander because I'm just focusing
• 44:53
  on like, keeping my eyes closed so I don't go blind.
• 44:57
  But yeah, the like, just, you just get sucked in.
• 45:00
  You pay attention to the flashing lights and they create
• 45:02
  an image. So it might not be like,
• 45:03
  obviously it's not like fucking an acid trip with The Beatles or
• 45:07
  anything like that. It's just like patterns and
• 45:09
  shapes and like, it's really cool.
• 45:12
  It's just fucking just, I, I've started doing it now before I go
• 45:15
  to bed. So I've been unemployed for a
• 45:16
  few months. I start work now on the 1st
• 45:19
  September. I'm trying to get my sleep
• 45:20
  schedule back up to par because I've been on that unemployed
• 45:24
  sleep schedule where I'm not going to bed till like fucking
• 45:26
  four. And it's really, really helped
• 45:28
  to just like literally have it to wind down.
• 45:30
  And it just, it's the only thing that's ever worked for me doing
• 45:36
  meditation wise and stuff and grounding.
• 45:38
  And yeah, I recommend that to to anyone who's struggling to kind
• 45:42
  of switch off and meditate. And but again, this is just
• 45:46
  proof that I could never be a fucking sleeper agent or like I
• 45:50
  could never do remote viewing because I'm just like everywhere
• 45:53
  like. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 45:56
  I had. I tried that Mojo app back when
• 46:01
  I was taking my ADHD medication and my Dick stopped working and
• 46:05
  I was like, what the fuck is going on?
• 46:07
  I've been, I'm jerking my Dick off my body.
• 46:10
  What's after breathing and. Talks about a general first
• 46:15
  first one in. Yeah, well you mentioned fucking
• 46:18
  Alex Editis and Canadians already, so like, this isn't the
• 46:22
  first one. In Canada, you were the first
• 46:25
  person to mention Canada. Yeah, OK.
• 46:27
  All right, Danny. All right, let's not play.
• 46:30
  One thing, one thing and I picked up by Cat, but you were
• 46:35
  the one that mentioned him, so. Yeah, I, I also.
• 46:43
  Yeah. So this is the bingo we're
• 46:45
  talking about. Like, Alex has saw deep into our
• 46:48
  souls after six or seven episodes, and he's basically
• 46:52
  made a bingo game on the tropes of what we do, showing these
• 46:57
  episodes, and it just goes down. He hates us.
• 47:00
  So much, yeah. Basically just every time I
• 47:04
  mention my Dick or she mentions a Canadian or I forget
• 47:08
  somebody's name or we mentioned Danny's cat.
• 47:11
  And so basically everybody's getting bingo every week because
• 47:15
  we can't help ourselves and. Yeah, we can't.
• 47:18
  It's back to that, Yeah. But I tried that Mojo app and
• 47:21
  that has like a form of meditation.
• 47:23
  And yeah, it was pretty. It was pretty good.
• 47:27
  And I realized. Is it that good though?
• 47:32
  Yeah, no, like it was good for like guiding, guiding me through
• 47:36
  medication and also doing some key exercises, which you know
• 47:41
  was nice for my for for my butt hole.
• 47:45
  You need the key just a lot. Squeeze and.
• 47:47
  Pushing need to keep that pelvic floor tight, yeah.
• 47:50
  Oh, Abby, like I just be, I just be rocking fucking just just
• 47:55
  clench, release, clench, release.
• 47:57
  That's my meditation these days. I'm probably not going to see
• 47:59
  anything remotely from from squeezing my fucking shrink
• 48:03
  there, but like, here, whatever. And yes, let's stop mentioning
• 48:07
  my. Nether regions I'm.
• 48:08
  Sorry, I did back to remote viewing so.
• 48:17
  Yeah, again. So remote viewing is basically
• 48:20
  just another version of like like a psychic ability.
• 48:24
  A lot of people kind of claim to have these psychic abilities,
• 48:29
  you know, like the the likes of Yuri Geller claimed to be remote
• 48:34
  seer, but he also was a spoon Bender.
• 48:36
  Someone who said that he has like telekinesis could move
• 48:40
  things with his mind, this kind of stuff.
• 48:42
  And he does seem like a bit of a grifter.
• 48:44
  But again, can you prove that he hasn't done stuff?
• 48:48
  There's a story about Yuri Geller playing a helicopter over
• 48:52
  Wembley and causing someone to miss a penalty by moving the
• 48:55
  ball. And then when you actually look
• 48:58
  at the match, the ball does move.
• 49:01
  But also he is in a helicopter over Wembley and that could be
• 49:04
  the wind, the point of the ball. But let's get into.
• 49:09
  I. Watched.
• 49:10
  Sorry, go on. No, I watched this movie on
• 49:18
  Prime. Well, it's like it's done like a
• 49:20
  documentary or whatever. So the story behind it is real.
• 49:23
  It's this couple. They have like a haunted museum
• 49:25
  kind of thing. And there's this doll that they
• 49:30
  found up in the Andes and it was like, it was, it was witchcraft.
• 49:34
  So it was like a bunch of shit stabbed into it.
• 49:37
  There was like paper with the person's name and their date of
• 49:39
  birth, whatever. So obviously the fucking, the,
• 49:42
  the clevery thing to do when you're in America is to just
• 49:44
  take it, right? These two fucking hikers took it
• 49:48
  home with them for like a souvenir of the Andes or
• 49:51
  whatever. The main guy who took it home to
• 49:56
  his house woke up in the middle of the night.
• 49:58
  Just all of this horrible kind of fucking shit that happened
• 50:02
  that led them to find these this couple who were based in the
• 50:06
  same state was close enough for them to drive to just be like,
• 50:09
  take this. It's haunted.
• 50:10
  Like we just want to get rid of it.
• 50:13
  Enough shit happened in their house that they were bringing it
• 50:16
  on tour. There's all these like
• 50:17
  paranormal, like Rd. shows and stuff.
• 50:19
  And like they had the doll with them and apparently someone went
• 50:25
  up to their booth and they were like, we don't want to see the
• 50:28
  doll, blah, blah, whatever. And they're like, like, you
• 50:31
  know, we don't take her out-of-the-box.
• 50:34
  Like, so she was like bulletproof glass, like
• 50:36
  Annabelle style shit kind of thing.
• 50:39
  And he would say please, like just take her.
• 50:41
  I just really want to hold her. Like I'll pay you like fucking X
• 50:45
  amount of dollars like to to hold her.
• 50:47
  And they were just kind of fuck like, again, they're a couple.
• 50:50
  Their whole business is just driving around with haunted
• 50:53
  things. So they were like a lot of money
• 50:55
  just to fucking take her out-of-the-box, right.
• 50:57
  Took her out-of-the-box, man. Held her next minute, apparently
• 51:02
  allegedly all of the lights in that row of the convention just
• 51:09
  just broke all the way down and a man had a seizure because
• 51:12
  obviously the lights were freaking the fuck out.
• 51:15
  And he just looked at the couple and he's like take her back,
• 51:17
  take her back. He was just like sorry, sorry,
• 51:19
  sorry, put her back in the box and like freak the fuck out.
• 51:22
  So it is, I guess things like that, like the mind and the IT
• 51:27
  goes back to the couple talking about it and they were saying
• 51:30
  like they highly doubt that the doll did that, but it was like
• 51:35
  people's minds are so fucking powerful that it can make you
• 51:40
  believe anything. And so literally it could have
• 51:45
  been a case of where yes, the lights probably tripped for
• 51:48
  whatever fucking reason and that man took a seizure because he
• 51:51
  was sensitive to light, which is, do you mean looking at that
• 51:56
  without being a fucking like paranormal with whatever, can
• 52:00
  you? Can you tie this into Ramon
• 52:02
  viewing in any way? OK, well thank you for Danny.
• 52:06
  That last three minutes of a synopsis of a movie was brought
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  to you by Attention Deficit Disorder.
• 52:14
  No, I'm. I'm done now.
• 52:16
  I'm. Done.
• 52:18
  It's just you. No, No, no, no, no, Daddy.
• 52:22
  No. Don't.
• 52:23
  No, don't see our podcast now. Let's Fast forward to the 1940s.
• 52:34
  The The Second World War is over.
• 52:37
  Were working before. Well, I think we were in like
• 52:40
  ancient Greece. I can't remember what was on
• 52:42
  that a while back. No, the football over Wembley.
• 52:46
  Ancient Greece, were they? Yeah, Wembley.
• 52:50
  OK, let's let's. Reverse from the whatever 1998
• 52:56
  football FA Cup. Eric counting up Plato.
• 53:03
  Let's go to the 1940s. Eric Cantina Hitler.
• 53:08
  And the Americans are now the number one and two power in the
• 53:12
  world after the fall of Hitler's Nazi regime.
• 53:16
  The Italians are put under the boot of Europe.
• 53:21
  America has put an end to the Pacific plight of the Japanese.
• 53:27
  The world is in a quiet time, but a tense time.
• 53:32
  Enter the Cold War. Now 2 very well known races
• 53:40
  happened during the Cold War and that was the arms race and the
• 53:46
  space race. Everybody knows about this, so
• 53:49
  the arms race obviously was Let's get the.
• 53:52
  Not a scene. For those of you who are
• 53:55
  confused, not a scene, you don't get that.
• 53:58
  You're not an emo. You don't get that.
• 54:01
  It's not a scene. It's an arms race.
• 54:03
  Oh yeah, I'm not. I, I wasn't.
• 54:05
  I think I, I think the, the emo thing bypassed me.
• 54:08
  What was that? My Chemical Romance or just one
• 54:10
  of those focus? Fire boy.
• 54:13
  Watch out, Radioactive Man. I.
• 54:17
  Seen a scene? It's an arms race.
• 54:22
  That was an inadvertent Simpsons reference.
• 54:28
  Someone will laugh. Someone out there will laugh.
• 54:31
  Anyway, go on. We're going down, down.
• 54:33
  In the yearly round. Yeah, come on.
• 54:35
  Swinging yeah yeah, I know I didn't fucking one of the
• 54:39
  greatest songs ever written but I I just I didn't know I just
• 54:42
  didn't get the ref the. Same scene.
• 54:44
  It's an. I know I get that now.
• 54:46
  Danny Fine. Sonny is so Two of the biggest
• 54:52
  scenes in the Cold War were the arms scene and the space.
• 54:56
  Scene. They were also known as races
• 55:01
  so. We all know.
• 55:02
  About the race, the the race to the moon and to get out there.
• 55:09
  So obviously satellites like Sputnik, Yuri Gagarin being the
• 55:15
  first man in space, then Neil Armstrong to be the first man to
• 55:18
  set foot in the moon. They were trying to the the
• 55:20
  Russians and the Americans trying to one up themselves in
• 55:23
  the space race. Same thing coming with the the
• 55:25
  arms race. The nuclear capabilities that
• 55:29
  were came out of World War Two from the Americans had to be
• 55:32
  matched by the Russians. The Russians got themselves some
• 55:35
  nuclear capabilities as well. And that's where we got the Cold
• 55:39
  War where everybody was a little bit tense.
• 55:42
  What as like it was, it really was what it says it is.
• 55:48
  It's kind of like what we've been dealing with before now
• 55:51
  were like naval wars, which were like the the Brits were probably
• 55:58
  the best at worldwide throughout history, land wars, which you
• 56:03
  had people like like armies like the French army and later on
• 56:08
  like I would French probably had probably the best land army.
• 56:14
  But the problems with that war, it was the Germans that came up
• 56:18
  with the advanced technological armies that kind of wiped out
• 56:22
  the French because the French didn't act fast enough, that
• 56:24
  kind of stuff. Then the Americans caught on to
• 56:27
  this and were like, we need to start advancing ourselves
• 56:32
  technologically to outlast the Germans.
• 56:34
  Soviets done the same thing. And then when like, if you think
• 56:38
  about there was no such thing as a plane.
• 56:41
  And then within 20 years they were bombing each other out of
• 56:44
  the fucking sky. So that's how fast the arms race
• 56:46
  was was kind of really like open the ante here.
• 56:50
  And when it came to the to the Cold War, you're all kinds of
• 56:54
  stuff was being experimented. And we can get into like what is
• 56:58
  alien tech and what is an alien tech?
• 56:59
  But this isn't what this episode is about.
• 57:02
  The race that people don't really know about, or let's say
• 57:07
  isn't talked about because it's still questionable whether it
• 57:10
  was a true race at all, but is the psychic race that was
• 57:15
  happening between Russia and America.
• 57:19
  So if we are to believe the stories the Russians were
• 57:25
  playing around with psychic spies with a kind of there were,
• 57:32
  there was rumblings in America that the Russians had psychics
• 57:36
  with strong capabilities. Now a lot of misinformation was
• 57:40
  going from one place here. The Russians were filling
• 57:44
  America with misinformation. Same thing with America.
• 57:47
  American spies in Russia, we're filling them up with
• 57:49
  misinformation as well, which is of course, there's going to be
• 57:53
  hard like that. That's another way of fighting
• 57:55
  the Cold War. But whether the Americans took
• 57:58
  up some misinformation from the Russians or some actual true
• 58:03
  information that was going on in Russia, they decided to start a
• 58:10
  a project called Project Stargate, which was to use
• 58:13
  psychics to fight the Russians in whatever way we know how.
• 58:21
  Obviously this episode is about remote viewing.
• 58:26
  That's what we're going to, we're going to kind of 0 in.
• 58:29
  And that was Project Stargate kind of, it was an umbrella for
• 58:34
  like a bunch of different like psychic kind of events when we
• 58:39
  talk about like MK Ultra and stuff like that.
• 58:42
  Probably would have been under the guise of Project Stargate as
• 58:44
  well. Like a lot of this this stuff
• 58:47
  with like mind control, telekinesis, psychic abilities
• 58:51
  that aren't just remote viewing would have been under this
• 58:54
  umbrella. But today we're going to go down
• 58:55
  to remote viewing on what that actually means.
• 59:00
  Right, I'm here. I'm with you.
• 59:01
  I'm. Listening because.
• 59:03
  No, I'm good. I can see.
• 59:05
  But because I am, after being torn to threads verbally by
• 59:11
  Alex, our producer, about not remembering names, I have
• 59:15
  actually gone down the route of taking some notes and stuff like
• 59:19
  that. But there's no point of me going
• 59:21
  down through the whole fucking thing because it will probably
• 59:24
  bore the ass off people. So I'm going to give the noble
• 59:27
  kind of characters from Project Stargate and like what it was
• 59:31
  kind of sort of about. So Project Stargate, the remote
• 59:35
  viewing timeline. So the early research era in
• 59:38
  1971 to 1976, the birth of the protocol.
• 59:41
  So this is when they would have like started thinking about like
• 59:44
  they, they got hints that the Russians were were trying like
• 59:49
  this psychic warfare. So they got into it man by the
• 59:51
  name of Harold Puthoff. There's some great names in
• 59:55
  this. By the way, Harold Puthoff joins
• 59:57
  the Sri International, right? He he he joins this the Sri
• 1:00:01
  which. Later opens up projects target.
• 1:00:06
  So this is all by the way, CIA initiative.
• 1:00:10
  Yeah. So the CIA are the ones that are
• 1:00:13
  coordinating this whole thing and in the like 19741975A guy
• 1:00:20
  called Russell Targ starts collaborating.
• 1:00:23
  So we've got we've got put off and Russell Targ.
• 1:00:30
  We've also got a Pat Price. He joins producing, he comes up
• 1:00:36
  with the targets. So this guy Pat Price comes in,
• 1:00:39
  he is thinking of the targets. Now the guys again, at this
• 1:00:42
  point, they don't actually have psychics.
• 1:00:45
  They're just coming up with the idea.
• 1:00:47
  So now they have to kind of have a look around to find these
• 1:00:52
  people. So first place they start
• 1:00:56
  looking in is the the military. So they like in the early 70s,
• 1:01:01
  it's all just kind of out there, just a few people like talking
• 1:01:06
  about it, putting stuff together.
• 1:01:08
  But in the late 70s they actually get involved in
• 1:01:12
  military stuff like the Army, intelligence and stuff like
• 1:01:14
  that. And they start like exploring
• 1:01:19
  places and people that could get involved in this.
• 1:01:24
  In 1978, Skip Atwater is assigned to farm and train a
• 1:01:27
  small military RV unit, A remote viewing unit.
• 1:01:32
  And in 1979, here comes the actual names that we're going
• 1:01:36
  to, we're going to became focused on a man by the name of
• 1:01:39
  Ingo Swann completes structured, structured CRV training course
• 1:01:43
  for military viewers. Ingo Swann is a very interesting
• 1:01:47
  character in all of this. And we're getting into the guys
• 1:01:50
  now who do a bit of remote viewing in 1980.
• 1:01:53
  John Mcgonigal joins as a remote viewer number 001.
• 1:01:58
  He's given this is the his allocation.
• 1:02:02
  This is According to him as well, by the way.
• 1:02:03
  So a lot of this kind of stuff that we get is going to be
• 1:02:06
  according to these people themselves.
• 1:02:08
  But EIA has declassified some documents to say that this all
• 1:02:14
  actually have like the whatever about their version of events.
• 1:02:19
  But the Project Stargate was a thing and they were looking into
• 1:02:24
  psychic abilities and stuff like that.
• 1:02:27
  John Mcgonigal, another he is, he is one of these guys that is
• 1:02:32
  an interesting figure. Pat Pat Price, one of the guys
• 1:02:37
  who started up the whole thing. He dies unexpectedly, unexpected
• 1:02:42
  unexpectedly in 1975. So he was out of the of projects
• 1:02:49
  target at that stage. But he what happened, the story
• 1:02:53
  with Price goes that he tried some of these techniques, this
• 1:02:58
  remote viewing techniques, and he figured some stuff out, got
• 1:03:03
  into place that he shouldn't have been in.
• 1:03:04
  And he was like, OK, I'm out of here.
• 1:03:07
  And he was only in his 50s and he was found dead in his hotel
• 1:03:14
  room in Vegas. I believe he was his body was
• 1:03:20
  taken and cremated and then his wife, his wife was not there,
• 1:03:25
  not notified about his death. So he was Why can't I speak?
• 1:03:31
  I. Don't know how's that shroke
• 1:03:33
  taste? I'm just over one of the two of
• 1:03:36
  us. But.
• 1:03:37
  Yeah, they basically like he died.
• 1:03:39
  They are like I, I don't think they autopsy whatever, but they
• 1:03:42
  had. Completely he saw something or
• 1:03:47
  this is alleged that he might have saw something.
• 1:03:49
  So when he was remote viewing, he was just chancing his arm and
• 1:03:53
  he kind of saw some stuff that he shouldn't have saw people.
• 1:03:57
  He mentioned it to people that he shouldn't have mentioned it,
• 1:04:00
  that he said I need all of this remote viewing thing.
• 1:04:03
  I'm kind of freaked out by this whole thing.
• 1:04:05
  And then he was found dead. He was given a military, even
• 1:04:08
  though he had left the military. The military came, collected his
• 1:04:11
  body. He was given a military funeral
• 1:04:14
  and burned. And then his wife was no.
• 1:04:19
  And apparently he's he's buried in an unmar grave.
• 1:04:23
  So why would you bury someone in an unmar grave?
• 1:04:26
  Like I just don't understand what's going on here.
• 1:04:28
  Didn't they do the same thing with like MK ultra as well?
• 1:04:31
  Like they were all kind of just. But like a lot of guys from Emma
• 1:04:35
  Kale Tribe, like just they've got a lot of like bums off the
• 1:04:38
  street, people like John Dos, like people who are.
• 1:04:40
  Yeah, that wouldn't really be like, but it's what they were
• 1:04:44
  testing. I think it was down in like
• 1:04:47
  Colombia or something. They had like actual soldiers
• 1:04:52
  and stuff like that, that there was like a constant noise in
• 1:04:56
  their head and it was literally just they had planted that noise
• 1:05:00
  in the room is to sound like a bug.
• 1:05:02
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:05:03
  Yeah, to see how long they could like basically maintain their
• 1:05:07
  mind with that noise. It was like used as a form of
• 1:05:12
  like basically testing to see how far you would get in the
• 1:05:14
  event of torture and if you could drown out this horrific
• 1:05:19
  noise that was just constant. But yeah, like they've, they've
• 1:05:22
  been in like the US have been involved in shit like that,
• 1:05:25
  disgusting shit like that. That's just fucking with
• 1:05:27
  people's mentality for the longest fucking time.
• 1:05:31
  A lot of stuff that they declassify as well has a lot of
• 1:05:34
  holes in it. Like, so like they, they come
• 1:05:36
  out and they say declassify. Oh yeah, we, we were involved in
• 1:05:38
  these projects, but not in Kembleton.
• 1:05:40
  And we'll see, we'll kind of see that now here with projects
• 1:05:43
  target. So like in the early 80s, they,
• 1:05:45
  they brought on board some people called Lynn Buchanan, Ed
• 1:05:49
  Dames and Paul H Smith. They join until they join the
• 1:05:53
  unit and received some CRV training in 1983 and 84
• 1:05:57
  increased operational missions, including foreign facility
• 1:06:00
  reconnaissance and hostage and hostage location attempts.
• 1:06:04
  So basically they're in their rooms and the idea is they go
• 1:06:11
  into their their minds and they look at like Russian facilities.
• 1:06:18
  That's what the idea is. Who?
• 1:06:20
  Is shagging in the background. It's the fucking cat train you
• 1:06:23
  get in please. Come in.
• 1:06:30
  It's fucking she's like, she scratches to get out and then
• 1:06:33
  she fucking scratches to get in. Yeah, I have no doors in my
• 1:06:39
  apartment, so it's like it's fine.
• 1:06:41
  He doesn't scratch. Like when he was kitten, he used
• 1:06:43
  to try and like barge in when I was in the shower.
• 1:06:45
  But yeah, he doesn't really, like, have that problem.
• 1:06:47
  But I was like, what is someone shagging?
• 1:06:49
  Because it sounds like spring? So I was like, what's going on?
• 1:06:55
  Not just Vivian being a little absolute bastard.
• 1:06:59
  Completely off topic but she go inside or is she a house cat?
• 1:07:03
  She's a house cat, but like I yeah, she she kind of loves the
• 1:07:06
  garden, but she doesn't venture venture anywhere further than
• 1:07:09
  the garden. That makes sense.
• 1:07:11
  Yeah. So she's like, I don't even go
• 1:07:12
  outside. All of this house is mine.
• 1:07:14
  So yeah, go on. Yeah.
• 1:07:16
  She remotely views the outside, which brings us nice and remote
• 1:07:21
  viewing in the in the mid to late 80s, it kind of it, it
• 1:07:31
  seems like they're not in this kind of happening or at least
• 1:07:35
  the CIA are saying that nothing is happening.
• 1:07:37
  And in the early 90s, Stargate is kind of everybody kind of
• 1:07:42
  leaves and the sea. In 1994, CIA ordered an
• 1:07:47
  evaluation of the program's effectiveness.
• 1:07:49
  In 1995, the program is officially terminated and
• 1:07:52
  partially declassified, naming many participants in the public.
• 1:07:56
  So a lot of these guys now are being named and publicly, like
• 1:08:02
  they all kind of go, OK, we can come out and tell our versions
• 1:08:05
  of the story like so. So just to go on to see what
• 1:08:13
  people have kind of done in their like their civilian years,
• 1:08:21
  the the guys, the guys that will probably focus on here now was
• 1:08:24
  Joel Mcgonigle and Ingo Swan. So according to themselves, and
• 1:08:31
  like these guys, there's a lot of like, you know, they came,
• 1:08:36
  they were, they became civilians in the 90s.
• 1:08:39
  So there's like videos of them talking about their like stuff
• 1:08:43
  that they can do with remote viewing out there.
• 1:08:45
  So anybody who wants to look this kind of stuff up, the
• 1:08:47
  remote viewing is actually really fucking interesting.
• 1:08:49
  But there is, there's stories, again, all just stories, whether
• 1:08:55
  it's these guys conjecture, people talking about these guys
• 1:08:58
  or whatever. But the stories would be like
• 1:09:02
  the likes of Ingos Swan. He is a man who they brought on
• 1:09:07
  board and they were testing him out to see if he could really
• 1:09:11
  remote view. And one of the tests that they
• 1:09:15
  did with him was they had a box, same as what I was saying
• 1:09:18
  earlier on with the Greeks. They had a box.
• 1:09:20
  And they were like, OK, tell us what's in the box?
• 1:09:23
  7 So what's in this box? What's in the box?
• 1:09:29
  So I'm gonna say there's darkness in that box.
• 1:09:31
  All I see is darkness. And they went, oh, OK, well, you
• 1:09:37
  failed. And he was like, no, no, hold
• 1:09:39
  on. What I mean to say is the light
• 1:09:42
  bulb that you have inside that box has burnt out and now
• 1:09:47
  there's nothing but darkness in the box.
• 1:09:49
  You were expecting me to tell you that there was, or you were
• 1:09:52
  hoping that I would tell you that there's light in the box,
• 1:09:54
  but if you open that box up, you can see.
• 1:09:56
  That your your. Box of light is now a box of
• 1:09:59
  dark and they open it up and own.
• 1:10:02
  Lo and behold, the light bulb is actually a dark bulb.
• 1:10:06
  It was burnt out and Angle was immediately drafted and brought
• 1:10:12
  on board and he was, he helped out with some stuff like again,
• 1:10:18
  like we were saying, checking out some bases from the Russians
• 1:10:23
  and also hostage retrieval. So he was able to tell people
• 1:10:28
  where to go to retrieve hostages.
• 1:10:31
  Now the fantastical version of Angle Swan or sorry not Angle
• 1:10:39
  Ingle Swan is when he was doing these remote viewing kind of
• 1:10:47
  sessions, he was asked to look at certain coordinates.
• 1:10:52
  Now he doesn't know what the coordinates are.
• 1:10:53
  He just looks at certain numbers on a page and he closes his
• 1:10:59
  eyes. He has to 0 in to what these
• 1:11:01
  numbers would represent in his head.
• 1:11:03
  Makes sense to them. I don't know what the fuck that
• 1:11:05
  means, but in Alaska there is a place called Mount Hayes, and
• 1:11:15
  Mount Hayes is one of these. Like we've talked about
• 1:11:17
  mountains before, like Mount Shasta and places like that that
• 1:11:19
  are kind of a little bit creepy and they're all kind of, you
• 1:11:25
  know. Shit happens.
• 1:11:27
  Yeah. Yeah, Ingle has viewed into not
• 1:11:32
  the mountain itself, but but sorry, didn't didn't view the
• 1:11:35
  mountain, but viewed inside the mountain.
• 1:11:37
  And apparently inside the mountain in Alaska, he saw some
• 1:11:44
  shit, what he would describe as a command center with a lot of
• 1:11:53
  technology that he didn't understand.
• 1:11:56
  There was stuff going on he didn't exactly understand.
• 1:12:02
  Then he saw some beings who looked human, just not quite
• 1:12:08
  human. And also in this base, he saw
• 1:12:14
  humans, military garbed humans. So from this fantastical story,
• 1:12:21
  I'm saying fantastic a lot here. But like, again, I can't tell
• 1:12:25
  you that this is stuff that's happened.
• 1:12:26
  This is just conjecture. People that somebody has said
• 1:12:31
  and somebody is talking about. He was told to look into this
• 1:12:35
  mountain. He looked in.
• 1:12:36
  He's seen what basically was an alien presence on Earth, in
• 1:12:44
  Earth, and then he was asked to look in different locations.
• 1:12:51
  There's a mountain in, I believe New Zealand as well that he
• 1:12:54
  looked at that. The name escapes me.
• 1:12:56
  I'm sorry, Alex, I haven't got a great memory.
• 1:13:00
  But the, the mountain that he looked in there, same kind of
• 1:13:05
  thing. There was some kind of a base
• 1:13:09
  inside the mountain, not exactly the same, looks like it might
• 1:13:13
  have had a different purpose, but again, seems technologically
• 1:13:17
  advanced. When he was describing this, he
• 1:13:20
  was saying if you try to ask an aboriginal to describe the
• 1:13:27
  inside of a car, they would have no concept of technology.
• 1:13:30
  And that's what he described as well, was that he had no concept
• 1:13:33
  of this technology. What he looked, what he was
• 1:13:36
  seeing was something that was advanced beyond his
• 1:13:40
  comprehension, or at least he didn't know what he was looking
• 1:13:43
  at. He just knew that he was looking
• 1:13:44
  at technologies because again, you can infer from context that
• 1:13:51
  what he was looking at was something that was way more
• 1:13:54
  advanced. And also, funny enough, a
• 1:13:57
  mountain in Spain. Again, let's just call it Mount
• 1:14:02
  Spain and. When?
• 1:14:05
  He was Mount Spania when he was asked to look at this mountain.
• 1:14:09
  Again, he's only given coordinates, so he doesn't know
• 1:14:11
  that he's looking at a Spanish mountain.
• 1:14:14
  But when he explains, he says, I see sheep.
• 1:14:18
  Now, he's been asked a few things thousands of times.
• 1:14:22
  This is the first time in all this time that he'd seen tons of
• 1:14:26
  sheep. But it turns out that if you
• 1:14:28
  look at this region in Spain full of fucking sheep on these
• 1:14:31
  mountains, that this is where shepherds herd sheep.
• 1:14:34
  And he saw military helicopters. And then inside this space, he
• 1:14:41
  saw again another slightly different but technologically
• 1:14:45
  advanced base or command center or whatever you want to call it.
• 1:14:51
  He said this one looked like it has a spider web kind of shape
• 1:14:56
  to a, to a Dome, like a concrete Dome.
• 1:15:00
  And it looked like it had a different purpose than the other
• 1:15:03
  two, but it kind of the, the spider web shape kind of put him
• 1:15:08
  in mind that oh wait, this whole fucking planet looks like it's a
• 1:15:13
  webbed sheet. Because all of these places, now
• 1:15:15
  we've talked about these triangles before, like the
• 1:15:18
  Bermuda Triangle, the Dragon Triangle in Japan, these places
• 1:15:23
  that have got weird magnetic kind of pulls and.
• 1:15:27
  You know. So Appalachia, places like that,
• 1:15:29
  that kind of have that weird ominous kind of, you know, like
• 1:15:32
  planes go down, people go make shit happens.
• 1:15:35
  But yeah, it's like, and a lot of people think that it's like
• 1:15:38
  just like, so you know, Point Nemo and stuff.
• 1:15:41
  It's like the loneliest part of of the world kind of thing.
• 1:15:45
  A lot of it's like just electromagnetics and blah, blah,
• 1:15:47
  whatever. I I can get that maybe for like
• 1:15:50
  the Bermuda Triangle and stuff. But like when it comes to like
• 1:15:53
  Appalachia, like I, I don't think that that's the thing.
• 1:15:56
  I think it is just like that ancient and just yeah.
• 1:16:01
  But no, no, no, I get you. I understand what you're saying.
• 1:16:07
  Yeah, maybe. Like it's not beyond the realm
• 1:16:10
  of possibility that these two things aren't that fucking
• 1:16:14
  different. Like if you've got somewhere
• 1:16:17
  that is like this electric electrically charged in a
• 1:16:20
  different way than everywhere else, like what we talked about
• 1:16:23
  in Ireland, Irish sport. Or that there is the underworld,
• 1:16:27
  or there is like the other side of the world where it it
• 1:16:32
  coincides with our dimension, but it's another dimension that
• 1:16:34
  is kind of layered on top of ours.
• 1:16:36
  And you can get in there in there to certain places like
• 1:16:39
  fairy rings and stuff like that. You mean fairy?
• 1:16:41
  Traps. Exactly.
• 1:16:45
  But could there be places in the world where the magnetism is
• 1:16:48
  what causes the supernatural because it is some kind of
• 1:16:54
  metaphysical place where like the, you get what I'm saying,
• 1:16:58
  where the, the, the supernatural is closer to our realm.
• 1:17:01
  If it does exist in a different realm, like, you know, if the
• 1:17:03
  afterlife or if the underworld or if the fucking fairy world or
• 1:17:08
  if another dimension or whatever the fuck we're thinking about,
• 1:17:11
  if that does exist, Could this all be the one thing you know,
• 1:17:14
  could these, these pockets of electrical and magnetic
• 1:17:19
  anomalies be what does force the supernatural into our world?
• 1:17:25
  Yes, yeah. Again, I'm not saying it's true
• 1:17:28
  or it's not true, I'm just there could be a possibility that they
• 1:17:31
  are linked. I think so, yeah.
• 1:17:32
  Because there's there's like a lot of like different places all
• 1:17:34
  over the world that it's like, oh, we don't go there because
• 1:17:38
  something weird lives there. Like, yeah, I'm like, it's the
• 1:17:42
  fact that that is in every point of the world, there is some
• 1:17:47
  place like that, that there has to be some truth to it.
• 1:17:50
  Like it kind of goes back to me. Like the DF Love Pass, for
• 1:17:56
  example, where they went there for a hike.
• 1:18:01
  It was a routine hike. Like there was actually like
• 1:18:04
  fucking hiking instructors that were the head of it.
• 1:18:09
  And it was a trail that so many people had hiked before because
• 1:18:14
  they passed people on the way up and people have been there like
• 1:18:20
  it was fine. Like everybody kind of knew what
• 1:18:22
  the fuck they were doing. They were all very experienced.
• 1:18:24
  And then they were all feeling like their bodies were like
• 1:18:26
  naked in the snow. Couple of them had their tongues
• 1:18:31
  missing. Other of them were just like,
• 1:18:35
  just this really fucking bizarre shit.
• 1:18:37
  So this all happened, like, was it the 80s in Russia?
• 1:18:39
  So we're in the kind of height of like Soviet testing and
• 1:18:43
  things like that, that a lot of people think that they were
• 1:18:48
  basically stumbled on like onto a base and then the the Soviet
• 1:18:54
  soldiers had, you know, done whatever they were like
• 1:18:58
  instructed to do. Other people think it was
• 1:19:01
  animals, but then what animal would just RIP out their tongue
• 1:19:04
  and just leave the rest there? There's a type of hypothermia
• 1:19:09
  and kind of a snow madness, but like again, there was too many
• 1:19:14
  factors involved in it that kind of rules doesn't rule the output
• 1:19:18
  as kind of if there's just some strange happenings that went on
• 1:19:23
  with that as well. I heard recently it was another
• 1:19:25
  story actually from Monster Foes that the the the guys from
• 1:19:29
  Wexford they talked about on one of their recent episodes,
• 1:19:33
  probably their most recent episode about another version of
• 1:19:37
  the Diatlof pass. Now again sorry to everybody and
• 1:19:41
  Alex and the guys from Monster Foes.
• 1:19:43
  I can't remember what this one is called but there actually was
• 1:19:45
  a survivor on this one and same shit happened where she says all
• 1:19:49
  of a sudden everybody went fucking ape shit.
• 1:19:51
  One person went and smashed her face off a rock until they were
• 1:19:53
  dead. And again.
• 1:19:55
  I've heard of this actually. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:19:58
  But you can. You're.
• 1:20:01
  Yeah, You're kind of trusting the story of the survivor who
• 1:20:05
  was like a 17 year old girl, I think at the time.
• 1:20:08
  And she kind of, Yeah, she she she had a story that kind of
• 1:20:14
  changed over the years as well. So people kind of, yeah, I don't
• 1:20:17
  know whole what she says she did witness something very strange
• 1:20:21
  that happened over there in Soviet Russia at a time when,
• 1:20:25
  again, shit was going down. Like there was some stuff like
• 1:20:28
  experiments were happening and a new weapons were being tested,
• 1:20:32
  like electromagnetic weapons. And, and also if MK Ultra was
• 1:20:39
  happening in the States, there was obviously like we're saying,
• 1:20:44
  the races that were happening in between the Russians and the
• 1:20:46
  Americans, they could have had their own version of psychedelic
• 1:20:51
  kind of experiments going on over there as well, Which, you
• 1:20:55
  know, could might not be out of the realm of possibility that
• 1:20:58
  these people were experimented on when they were hiking in the
• 1:21:01
  middle of the wilderness. No.
• 1:21:04
  Like it's. I can't figure out what it is.
• 1:21:08
  I'm just trying to search like no I'm trying to search.
• 1:21:11
  Other examples? Not DF love DF love I.
• 1:21:15
  Could probably, I could probably just find it by looking on
• 1:21:20
  Spotify and looking at Monster Fuzz's episode from last Monday,
• 1:21:23
  because that's exactly what they talked about.
• 1:21:25
  And yes, this could be deemed as plagiarism from a podcast that
• 1:21:32
  does what we do. Sorry.
• 1:21:33
  Rob, sorry. Yeah, sorry, bodies.
• 1:21:39
  It is a it is a fantastic again, anybody who is and this sounds
• 1:21:44
  like I am wasting time because I'm also typing but.
• 1:21:59
  What the fuck is going on? 7 minutes.
• 1:22:01
  Oh, sorry, I have to go back to the top.
• 1:22:03
  Yeah, I'm literally. Scrolling the.
• 1:22:05
  Camera dabbing incident. So yeah, so the camera, KHAMAR.
• 1:22:16
  Right. DABAN incident, basically the
• 1:22:23
  same thing. Now you can look that up and all
• 1:22:26
  you will get back to talking about some weird remote viewing.
• 1:22:31
  How about that? So I'm not sure if I will if
• 1:22:36
  what I was talking about with all those bases there.
• 1:22:38
  Oh, by the way, underwater bases as well, which you would fucking
• 1:22:40
  hate because apparently massive can't stand it.
• 1:22:46
  Yeah, massive underwater bases that are also filled by
• 1:22:55
  extraterrestrials, apparently something less kind of
• 1:23:01
  extraterrestrial. Is that Joe Mcgonigal?
• 1:23:05
  I believe he was the one that found or that mentioned this
• 1:23:08
  giant submarine. And he said there was a giant
• 1:23:11
  submarine. It was like 9 storeys high.
• 1:23:17
  There was. He explained what it looked
• 1:23:20
  like, how it looked and. A nine story high submarine.
• 1:23:25
  Yeah, so engineers came along and said that couldn't exist.
• 1:23:28
  It couldn't exist. What you're talking about just
• 1:23:29
  will not exist under the water. The even the shape of it, it
• 1:23:34
  would just get under the water and it would just buckle.
• 1:23:38
  And then apparently they discovered that this thing did
• 1:23:44
  exist. He said when it was launching,
• 1:23:47
  someone got someone, someone high in the CIA said, well, that
• 1:23:53
  obviously doesn't exist. That's a fantasy complete.
• 1:23:56
  His words were a complete fantasy and got back to Joe
• 1:23:59
  Mcgonagall and Joe Mcgonagall was a little bit pissed off and
• 1:24:01
  said, well, you're complete. He said your complete fantasy is
• 1:24:07
  about to launch in 112 days. So they checked back out of like
• 1:24:12
  obviously they have to check in on these things 100 and whatever
• 1:24:15
  14 days later, just to see if the thing was there.
• 1:24:18
  And apparently where he said it was, there was a massive canal,
• 1:24:24
  Huge canal built. I hate it.
• 1:24:27
  That heads into the sea and then they were like, oh, we better
• 1:24:30
  follow where this canal goes. And then they found this fucking
• 1:24:33
  submarine again. I don't know if it's fucking
• 1:24:36
  real deal, but apparently it's the real that the submarine
• 1:24:40
  called the Red October. So the hunt for the Red October
• 1:24:44
  was based on this. Submarine, yeah.
• 1:24:47
  No, do you know what like really fucking like creeps me in with
• 1:24:51
  this, right? Is that you have an actual
• 1:24:54
  person like obviously being like, well, yeah, go fucking
• 1:24:56
  look at this. Fine, whatever, right?
• 1:24:58
  My shit that I'm into is the paranormal, supernatural.
• 1:25:02
  You're always going to find someone like.
• 1:25:04
  So a huge thing that I follow and what most like witchcraft
• 1:25:10
  practitioners follow is mundane over magic, right?
• 1:25:14
  So it's usually the stupidest, most boring explanation is
• 1:25:17
  always the most likely. And it's things like this that
• 1:25:22
  it's just like so say, like I said to you, I woke up.
• 1:25:24
  There was like something stood on my door.
• 1:25:26
  I had just done like demon rituals, whatever my brain could
• 1:25:31
  easily just I had just woken up. My brain is yelling more than
• 1:25:35
  likely playing tricks on me. That's you know, there is a
• 1:25:39
  logical answer for almost everything.
• 1:25:41
  But when you come to this kind of shit where it's like they
• 1:25:46
  didn't even believe him and he was just like, yeah, OK,
• 1:25:48
  whatever. And they still went and found
• 1:25:50
  it. Like, that shit creeps me out
• 1:25:52
  more than anything because it's like, well, where do you go from
• 1:25:55
  there? Do you know what I mean?
• 1:25:58
  If you have someone who who can like, basically just be like,
• 1:26:01
  yeah, facts in black and white right there in front of you.
• 1:26:05
  There you go. I fucking told you this was
• 1:26:07
  real. You've proven this real.
• 1:26:08
  Where'd you go from there? It's just kind of baffling that
• 1:26:11
  it's like to me, right, If I yes, I believe in what I'm doing
• 1:26:16
  and I believe in witchcraft. I believe in all this shit,
• 1:26:18
  right? And I've seen a lot of shit with
• 1:26:19
  my own eyes. But if I was there and I had
• 1:26:22
  someone beside me who distinctly fucking saw exactly what I saw
• 1:26:28
  to a tee, I would I would probably be a bit like right.
• 1:26:32
  I I knew it was real, but the fact that someone else now knows
• 1:26:37
  Israel and has witnessed it with me, that makes it even more
• 1:26:40
  real. Like that's so serious.
• 1:26:41
  Yeah, once you have someone to, you know, cooperate or what
• 1:26:46
  your. Feelings are like.
• 1:26:48
  Yeah, like. I remember.
• 1:26:49
  Staying with yourself. I stayed in a really hot old
• 1:26:53
  hotel before. Like sidebar, we'll get back to
• 1:26:55
  it, but it is just to build on that whole kind of like witness
• 1:27:01
  thing, right? So we stayed in this real hotel,
• 1:27:03
  me and my ex in London, and it was being renovated and it was
• 1:27:08
  like think it was open since the 1700s and half of it was newly
• 1:27:15
  renovated. The other half was still had all
• 1:27:17
  the scaffolding and the sheets and stuff hungover it and
• 1:27:19
  whatever. And so we were staying in the
• 1:27:22
  newly renovated part. And there's one thing that I
• 1:27:25
  can't fucking stand in hotel rooms.
• 1:27:26
  And it's when they have hardwood floors.
• 1:27:29
  There's no carpet, just hardwood floors, right?
• 1:27:32
  And the building was so old that they had like verses on the
• 1:27:36
  walls from like different like writers and poets from like
• 1:27:42
  their time staying there. So it was like literally from
• 1:27:44
  the 1700s to the early 1900s, right?
• 1:27:47
  Fine. I got a bad vibe immediately
• 1:27:50
  when I went in there. I was just like, I don't like
• 1:27:52
  this ways. As soon as we went to the
• 1:27:54
  fucking reception, I was like, oh, I hate it.
• 1:27:57
  Even when we got into the lift. So we were staying on the 3rd
• 1:27:59
  floor and the only reason we got off the lift is because I was in
• 1:28:03
  Ireland. I was visiting Ireland for two
• 1:28:04
  weeks before and I came back and it was like, you know, one of
• 1:28:07
  those lifts where it's like you pull the gate.
• 1:28:09
  Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, Old tiny.
• 1:28:11
  And I was like, that's actually kind of cool.
• 1:28:13
  Like, do you know what I mean? Like the building's actually
• 1:28:14
  really awesome. Went up to the to the room,
• 1:28:17
  whatever. I had a bad vibe.
• 1:28:19
  I didn't want to say anything to Matt because he was very much
• 1:28:21
  like didn't necessarily he believed in it, but he, I think
• 1:28:25
  if I said something it would freak him out more.
• 1:28:27
  So I was just like, no, I just won't say anything.
• 1:28:31
  We were hanging out, whatever. We watched a couple of movies,
• 1:28:33
  went to sleep pretty early and then it's the middle of the
• 1:28:36
  night and we heard just stomping across the floor up above.
• 1:28:43
  And I was just like, for fuck's sake, like I didn't go to sleep.
• 1:28:46
  And then Matt was like, that's all closed off because it's
• 1:28:49
  construction. So there was no one staying
• 1:28:52
  above us. And it was just like someone
• 1:28:54
  wearing heavy boots stomping. And he's like, it's also like 2
• 1:28:59
  in the morning on a Saturday morning.
• 1:29:01
  Like there's not going to be anyone like stomping up and
• 1:29:05
  down. So I was like, right, OK, fine.
• 1:29:08
  So we both lay there, didn't say anything.
• 1:29:11
  I decided I'm just going to Google the history of the hotel,
• 1:29:13
  right? Nothing weird.
• 1:29:15
  No, kind of like suspicious anything.
• 1:29:18
  Just a really old hotel. And then he went on Yelp and
• 1:29:23
  loads of people had reported shit, but it seemed to be on the
• 1:29:26
  other side that was getting renovated.
• 1:29:28
  So it's kind of like alright, like it's nothing to worry about
• 1:29:31
  or just whatever. Woke up in the middle of the
• 1:29:34
  night, right? And we were in the bed, we had
• 1:29:39
  the curtains like pulled completely over.
• 1:29:41
  But like there's like still like gaps kind of.
• 1:29:44
  And we could see something passing over the gaps in the
• 1:29:48
  curtains, like, so something was the the gap was straight down in
• 1:29:52
  the middle. And then something would walk
• 1:29:55
  past it. And it was like something was
• 1:29:57
  pacing back and forth. So I was facing, and I was on
• 1:30:01
  the side of the bed closest to the window.
• 1:30:02
  And I was just looking at it. And then Matt grabbed my hand
• 1:30:07
  and he was like, you can see that in the window, can't you?
• 1:30:11
  And I was like, yeah. And he was like, OK, then we
• 1:30:16
  heard like a clunk in the bathroom.
• 1:30:18
  So the bathroom was the other side to us.
• 1:30:21
  And I kind of squeezed my hand tighter.
• 1:30:24
  And I think, OK, that could literally be anything, right?
• 1:30:27
  And so do you know where the noise of bare feet on hardwood
• 1:30:32
  floor like wet feet? Yeah.
• 1:30:38
  Like this, feet sticking to the floor like.
• 1:30:42
  We heard that then the other side of the bed, right?
• 1:30:45
  We just heard like, like as someone had stepped onto it one
• 1:30:49
  step and Matt like his hand just like gripped mine.
• 1:30:54
  And I was just like, it's OK, it's fine.
• 1:30:56
  And then we heard like walking towards the bed and he shot up,
• 1:31:01
  turned the light on. I was like, it's OK, sorry
• 1:31:04
  you're hearing things. It's fine, don't worry about it.
• 1:31:05
  And he was just like, he was shitting himself because he was
• 1:31:08
  like, I fucking like, I never should have started going it
• 1:31:10
  with you. I've never experienced anything
• 1:31:12
  like this. And so they started fucking
• 1:31:13
  around with you and like literally just evident blind to
• 1:31:15
  me. And I was like your ground like,
• 1:31:17
  it's fine, don't worry about it. Like it's OK, we're here.
• 1:31:19
  It's it's it's an old building and it's like, oh, it's an old
• 1:31:22
  fucking building. Yeah, of course you're going to
• 1:31:24
  hear ghost people running along the fucking floors.
• 1:31:27
  Like he was heated, like he was proper annoyed.
• 1:31:30
  And I was like, right, OK, just calm down.
• 1:31:31
  Sorry. I got up, went to go to the
• 1:31:34
  bathroom, then after a few minutes calming him down, I shit
• 1:31:37
  you not, and he will tell you this.
• 1:31:40
  Wet footprints. It's from the bathroom up to our
• 1:31:43
  bed and we've been in bed about 5 hours.
• 1:31:48
  Neither of us had showered. We're going to shower the next
• 1:31:49
  morning before he left wet footprints.
• 1:31:52
  I didn't say anything to him. I was like, I'm not going to
• 1:31:55
  mention it. I went in, had like I'd gone to
• 1:31:58
  the bathroom, washed my hands, came back.
• 1:32:01
  He stood up like here was just found like the footprints and
• 1:32:07
  he's like that, like fucking there's something here.
• 1:32:09
  There's there's fucking something here.
• 1:32:10
  And I was like, you're bringing more attention to it now and
• 1:32:13
  there doesn't need to be. I was like, fucking, it's fine.
• 1:32:16
  I was like, I don't think that anything means any harm.
• 1:32:19
  I said what? Are things like fucking walking
• 1:32:21
  back and forth past the curtain and I was like, has anything
• 1:32:24
  happened to you? No.
• 1:32:26
  Do you feel unsafe? It's like, no, I'm just freaked
• 1:32:28
  out. And I was like, no, that's fine.
• 1:32:30
  It's just an old fucking building.
• 1:32:31
  It carries stories and he was just like, stop hate it, hate
• 1:32:35
  it, hate this hate you get away. Like literally I was just like.
• 1:32:40
  But it does look like every place carries a story.
• 1:32:43
  So it's like it's not hard to believe that someone doing like
• 1:32:48
  remote viewing I. Was going to say how are we
• 1:32:50
  going to tie this back in the remote viewing?
• 1:32:53
  I was getting there. I'm sorry so.
• 1:32:54
  I was getting this wet as this wet footed ghost.
• 1:32:59
  No. Because remote viewing, like
• 1:33:02
  from what you've said, you have to be able to like put yourself
• 1:33:05
  in the fucking room as someone who's remote viewing that room.
• 1:33:10
  And I find it really hard to believe that that.
• 1:33:14
  I don't think that's how we got to that ghost.
• 1:33:16
  I do believe there was another segue that got you there from
• 1:33:20
  remote viewing to there they out off pass no.
• 1:33:23
  But it brings it back from. Crazy other stuff.
• 1:33:26
  No, we finished the day out of pass stuff.
• 1:33:29
  Yeah. Anyways, here's more.
• 1:33:31
  Anyway, more goals it. Brings me no, no, I have to it
• 1:33:36
  will tie back right? So it's for the remote viewing.
• 1:33:42
  You have to like put yourself in the fucking position.
• 1:33:44
  And it brings me back to, did you ever read that book when you
• 1:33:46
  were a kid? We actually read it in school.
• 1:33:48
  It's called like 19 Paranel St. and it's basically written for
• 1:33:54
  two POV's. So there's like this really rich
• 1:33:58
  young girl back before it was made into a tenement house in
• 1:34:01
  Dublin. And so the little kids could see
• 1:34:06
  the little girl ghost when it was rich and they were kind of
• 1:34:09
  like she was sneaking food and stuff that the little kid could
• 1:34:14
  then and, and she was sneaking money and she was hiding it in
• 1:34:16
  places. And then the kid knew to go and
• 1:34:19
  look and she told him like, go look here, I've hidden money or
• 1:34:23
  whatever. And he'd go to like this random
• 1:34:25
  part of the building and like find money for his family.
• 1:34:28
  And it's just things like that. And I'm like it all just kind of
• 1:34:31
  like, it weirdly reminds me of that like the whole ghost story
• 1:34:34
  thing where it's like, what if it is just someone remote
• 1:34:36
  viewing and they're like, here, have you ever played Tekken
• 1:34:40
  before? I've got to like the 1800s Ling.
• 1:34:47
  Shy. You I always pick martial law,
• 1:34:53
  but if you it just didn't really do that.
• 1:34:58
  It's just really funny to think that if I could a remote view, I
• 1:35:00
  would use my powers for good. But, you know, like educating
• 1:35:03
  kids on Tekken. That's a great I I am.
• 1:35:07
  So. Fucking I am so struggling I'm.
• 1:35:11
  Very drunk. What I'm very.
• 1:35:13
  What your what your remote viewing?
• 1:35:16
  I don't know. Is is are you saying?
• 1:35:19
  Are you saying that like remote viewing could also what you
• 1:35:25
  could perceive as a ghost could be someone remotely viewing from
• 1:35:29
  a different time? Yeah.
• 1:35:32
  Tenuous, but I will accept that as the tie back in to remote
• 1:35:37
  viewing, no? But it's true.
• 1:35:39
  Do you don't? Think that's.
• 1:35:40
  Possible. Like if you win like.
• 1:35:44
  I don't know what a where foot goes in your hotel room was
• 1:35:50
  it's. Far fetched enough to believe
• 1:35:52
  right? So if I if I was sat here, right
• 1:35:54
  and I was like, I can watch Putin shower like he's showering
• 1:35:59
  right now. He's got that original source
• 1:36:01
  mint shower gel that just. Uses.
• 1:36:04
  Yeah, yeah, nobody knows that I'm.
• 1:36:06
  Back. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:36:08
  Nobody knows that I use that tinny shower gel on my balls and
• 1:36:11
  arse because I that was in the last episode.
• 1:36:15
  Bingo card, Yeah. But you know what I mean?
• 1:36:18
  Oh, yeah, I found it. I found the bingo thing.
• 1:36:20
  Well, I didn't. Alex sent it to me.
• 1:36:23
  I was just trying not to be on my phone but OK so.
• 1:36:26
  While while we're off on tangents, you might as well
• 1:36:28
  mention the bingo card then. Amazing.
• 1:36:30
  So and let's just we'll take off what we got on this.
• 1:36:33
  I think we're. So we should open this up at the
• 1:36:36
  start of every episode going forward.
• 1:36:38
  Yeah. And so.
• 1:36:39
  Play along, play along with episodes if you want.
• 1:36:43
  We'll put. We might put.
• 1:36:44
  The people. People powered up on the
• 1:36:45
  Instagram and people can't see it.
• 1:36:47
  I will do it because I forgot to make a graphic for the Iron Core
• 1:36:52
  episode last week, so I will do this.
• 1:36:54
  So Simpsons reference A we've done that.
• 1:36:59
  We've done that. We'll.
• 1:37:00
  Fall out one. We'll do an episode on that.
• 1:37:02
  Have we done that? I think we've done that.
• 1:37:05
  Oh, sorry that we will do an episode on that.
• 1:37:08
  Yeah, that they are off pass. Just he talks about his gentles.
• 1:37:17
  Yeah, we, yeah, we just got there.
• 1:37:22
  Irish slang used. I'm pretty sure that's I.
• 1:37:26
  Think. This episode off like by using
• 1:37:29
  Amazon and all also rewrote. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:37:35
  Alex letted that out, Yeah. Yeah, you tried to say that is.
• 1:37:41
  This I don't think we've had this.
• 1:37:43
  You've had Danny pouring wine, has heard.
• 1:37:45
  Have you heard me pouring wine? But I have heard you clinking
• 1:37:48
  the the ice cubes and whatever you're drinking there.
• 1:37:52
  I. Don't have ice cubes.
• 1:37:53
  I don't have ice. Cubes.
• 1:37:54
  Yeah, there's something in that. Glass.
• 1:37:57
  There's something in that glass. The giggles, I haven't.
• 1:38:01
  That hasn't happened yet. Technical difficulties?
• 1:38:06
  Yes, I've already mentioned that Danny's old podcast gets
• 1:38:11
  mentioned. Didn't mention that she.
• 1:38:13
  Hasn't. Yeah, no conspiracy theories.
• 1:38:19
  This is basically a conspiracy theory episode.
• 1:38:21
  So that was what they were saying.
• 1:38:23
  Mention of the last episodes. Yeah, 'cause we.
• 1:38:26
  Had one this week. Just he forgets the name of
• 1:38:31
  something. Yes, yes, I'm sorry.
• 1:38:36
  This is my random tangent, and that's a free square.
• 1:38:41
  Well. That's that's definitely
• 1:38:44
  happens. If we've the wet footed ghost of
• 1:38:47
  what? Where was it in London?
• 1:38:48
  We're going to find out what that ghost is.
• 1:38:52
  I'll find out. It was.
• 1:38:54
  I'll find out tales of Danny's building.
• 1:39:01
  We haven't had that, although you didn't mention that you've
• 1:39:04
  got no doors in your apartment. I don't know if that counts.
• 1:39:07
  I know, but it's also you're bringing me back to the I think
• 1:39:11
  he's going to pop out of the fucking walls and just shooting
• 1:39:14
  a big load of horse. Well, there's another one you've
• 1:39:23
  just referenced. I think you should leave.
• 1:39:26
  Yeah, OK. I think usually reference.
• 1:39:27
  All right, there we go. Anyway, Danny owns something
• 1:39:32
  horrific. Well, yeah, but did I talk about
• 1:39:33
  anything in that I own that's horrific.
• 1:39:35
  Well, the candles. I still handle in my pussy.
• 1:39:38
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, like, I don't own them
• 1:39:40
  anymore. They're burnt down and they're
• 1:39:41
  gone. So they own something horrific.
• 1:39:47
  Yeah. Anyway, mental health talk we
• 1:39:50
  didn't actually do. No, we did.
• 1:39:51
  We talked about meditation. Danny mentioned was craft.
• 1:39:58
  Yep, Justy's sister mentioned. Oh, none of your sisters this
• 1:40:04
  week. My sister drove by me this week
• 1:40:07
  while I was in the company of someone that counts and she.
• 1:40:10
  She. Waved.
• 1:40:11
  I want to meet her now. She waved and she stopped the
• 1:40:15
  car. And also she was in a very
• 1:40:16
  covert car as well. A car.
• 1:40:19
  She stopped the car, Yeah, but she, she stopped the car and
• 1:40:22
  kept waving out the window of the car.
• 1:40:24
  Like, kind of like an embarrassing man, like my
• 1:40:27
  sister, kind of. Turned, I believe.
• 1:40:28
  She does this, she done the embarrassing ma way about the
• 1:40:32
  car, but she was in that car that she shouldn't normally be
• 1:40:35
  driving. It's my nephew's car.
• 1:40:37
  So I was like oh why is she? Because she obviously heard tell
• 1:40:41
  in this small town about it that I was walking around with a girl
• 1:40:44
  and then my sister just decided that she was driving up a Rd.
• 1:40:50
  So as I listen to this, Tracy, I fucking know that you are just
• 1:40:55
  being a nosy cow. Tracy's too fancy a name,
• 1:40:59
  though. I always like think that.
• 1:41:00
  Like, I don't know why, but I picture your sisters to have
• 1:41:03
  like Bridget, Eileen not marrying.
• 1:41:07
  I don't know. Claire and Tracy some very
• 1:41:11
  declare. Nice names.
• 1:41:12
  I just like, for some reason that they're like, old.
• 1:41:16
  Yeah, because my my family and we have the weirdest names, I
• 1:41:20
  think. Right.
• 1:41:20
  And like, so my name, my dad's called Daniel.
• 1:41:23
  And the only reason I'm called Danielle is because, well, we
• 1:41:28
  never got to name one of them after me.
• 1:41:30
  And I was a shock. I was a surprise baby.
• 1:41:32
  So he was like, here's my chance.
• 1:41:35
  Yeah, so. I I'm going after me, dad.
• 1:41:43
  I don't know how you get this because it's not a fucking
• 1:41:45
  traditional Irish name by any means, Wayne.
• 1:41:48
  Wayne yeah, it's not. There's a guy, and this is going
• 1:41:51
  to sound like a joke, guy who lives across the tree from me
• 1:41:54
  called Wayne Kerr. Wink.
• 1:41:58
  I can't, I can't, I can't laugh because my name is Peter
• 1:42:01
  Farrell, which sounds a lot like paedophile and so not a lot of
• 1:42:10
  paedophiles around in my dad's time.
• 1:42:11
  Must her because he should have fucking learned.
• 1:42:14
  Maybe don't want? To call him but.
• 1:42:16
  I'm just, I'm Jesus Christ, I might as well have called me
• 1:42:20
  childly mclester. Like, fuck sake, Needy
• 1:42:24
  Mcfiddles. Yeah.
• 1:42:28
  My brother's Wayne and then Michael, Paul, Laura and then
• 1:42:34
  me. But.
• 1:42:38
  Those are all fairly. Long I just think I but Wayne is
• 1:42:41
  weird like I. Only know 1 Wayne.
• 1:42:43
  Well, I know two and one of them is Wayne Rooney, so I really do
• 1:42:46
  only know. 1. There was a I've never heard of
• 1:42:48
  another Wayne. Literally I think 3 Wayne's in
• 1:42:53
  like my little kind of area. Again, it's something I wouldn't
• 1:42:57
  know a lot of. Trend of a name at the time.
• 1:42:59
  Maybe. Like trends?
• 1:43:02
  A guy literally, yeah must have been a trendy name at the time,
• 1:43:05
  like literally 2 doors up, still visits his mother, his mother
• 1:43:09
  and there's is Wayne as well and I give him away.
• 1:43:12
  It's a good Wayne. My, my, my brother visited my
• 1:43:14
  mum up to the end and his name was Wayne.
• 1:43:16
  So yeah, it works. But it's like I always like had
• 1:43:18
  said, if I was going to have children and I was going to have
• 1:43:20
  a daughter, it was going to be Molly because that's just
• 1:43:22
  timeless. And my aunt, my granny on my
• 1:43:25
  dad's side was Molly. And if I was going to have a
• 1:43:27
  son, it was going to be Casey. Casey and the Sunshine, Man
• 1:43:32
  that. Was my granddad.
• 1:43:33
  Yeah. Is it just Casey stand for
• 1:43:35
  anything in particular? No, just Casey.
• 1:43:38
  CA like SCA. OK yeah, Casey liked the the
• 1:43:41
  hockey player from the turtles. Course he would name them after
• 1:43:44
  I fuck in. No Casey.
• 1:43:46
  So my granddad was Casey but his real name was anyway.
• 1:43:54
  Well, he died like 18 years before he was born, so I don't.
• 1:43:56
  My granddad had a weird name and also was he died before I was
• 1:44:00
  born as well. We're very similar.
• 1:44:04
  A nickname? Yeah, actually Casey was a
• 1:44:09
  nickname for him. I don't know what his real name.
• 1:44:12
  I think it was. It might have been James,
• 1:44:15
  actually. Yeah, I think it was James.
• 1:44:16
  James Thomas. And then they had.
• 1:44:18
  Yes, my uncle was Jimmy James. So yeah, he took.
• 1:44:23
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So yeah, yeah, yeah, that's
• 1:44:25
  right. My granddad was James Daniel, So
• 1:44:28
  his oldest son was my dad. Yeah.
• 1:44:31
  Yeah. Yeah, yeah, my.
• 1:44:34
  Granddad. My granddad was Marcus Farrell,
• 1:44:38
  real name Marcus MOCUS. Don't have no idea what it was
• 1:44:44
  because his real name was Thomas and my brother is Thomas
• 1:44:49
  Farrell. His name is Thomas Peter Farrell
• 1:44:52
  and. My brother's best friend is
• 1:44:56
  called Thomas Tommy Farrell. Gosh.
• 1:44:58
  That's very funny. So my brother Tommy is Tommy
• 1:45:03
  Peter. And they didn't think they were
• 1:45:05
  having another kid, so they were like, let's give him the middle
• 1:45:08
  name of my father. And then I came out like a
• 1:45:12
  little fucking womb miracle because my mom wasn't supposed
• 1:45:17
  to have any more kids and yeah, turned out.
• 1:45:19
  Same, I was like my mom was like 38 when she had me so that
• 1:45:25
  explains a lot of how I turned out.
• 1:45:27
  Yeah, but my mother had a bunch of cysts on her ovaries and was
• 1:45:30
  told that her womb was barren. So I'd say she just was said to
• 1:45:35
  my dad, surprise, just go to town.
• 1:45:38
  Just just troll. Just keep on filling me up there
• 1:45:41
  and then. I Yeah.
• 1:45:44
  So I yeah, I I remember my math saying, which is a great thing
• 1:45:49
  for someone to have that memory when their mother died when
• 1:45:52
  you're like in your mid teens. She always said you were a
• 1:45:56
  mistake, son, but you were the best mistake I ever made.
• 1:45:58
  It was a nice kind of a thing. So my mum used to say, right, So
• 1:46:03
  my mum had so I've got three brothers and a sister and I'm
• 1:46:08
  the baby, right. So I remember her telling me
• 1:46:11
  that like when she she didn't want anymore after my like he's
• 1:46:17
  older than me. But my youngest brother, she had
• 1:46:19
  three chaps right? And she was just like, that's
• 1:46:21
  it, I'm done. Got caught with my sister then
• 1:46:24
  and apparently she found out she was fucking devastated and her
• 1:46:29
  best friend was like, well maybe it'll be a girl.
• 1:46:30
  She's like I don't fucking care what it is I don't want this.
• 1:46:33
  Like was like proper like didn't want this and and she had my
• 1:46:37
  sister, which makes my sister's a horrible cunt.
• 1:46:40
  If you listen to this, because I know you do, I fucking hate you.
• 1:46:42
  But anyway. She.
• 1:46:46
  That's the next Google Card whenever Danny threatens her
• 1:46:49
  sister. Worst person in the world, Worst
• 1:46:52
  person in the world. Like actual demon, demon on
• 1:46:55
  earth. And not the good kind, but yeah,
• 1:46:57
  so she had her. And then I was a mistake.
• 1:47:02
  Like a genuine mistake. And my mom was at the age I was
• 1:47:04
  born in a time where she probably could have gone over to
• 1:47:06
  Liverpool, caught in the boat over and got rid of me.
• 1:47:09
  But I wasn't very much. All right, here you go.
• 1:47:12
  Save this fucking marriage. Kind of.
• 1:47:18
  And I didn't so but yeah, my mom always said like actually as it
• 1:47:24
  went on, I took care of my mom till till the very end.
• 1:47:27
  And she was like, you were the best one of all of them, the
• 1:47:30
  only. One I really.
• 1:47:31
  Didn't kind of like count on having.
• 1:47:33
  It's like, alright, thanks. Here you go.
• 1:47:35
  Where's your bedpan? It should be.
• 1:47:40
  It should be another thing on the bingo card where Danny talks
• 1:47:42
  about herself as the best version of everything, where I'm
• 1:47:48
  the best of all my siblings. No, but I am literally the black
• 1:47:54
  sheep and the Gold Star rolled into one.
• 1:47:57
  Because you grow up in rural Ireland, right?
• 1:47:59
  And especially if you're born before the 90s where you're
• 1:48:03
  autistic and you're racist, a little bit homophobic and
• 1:48:07
  stupid, kind of like you don't have the best education.
• 1:48:11
  And I will say that, and that's not me being it is me being
• 1:48:14
  rude. It's true though.
• 1:48:15
  But do you know what I mean? Like no, you didn't have to.
• 1:48:18
  Go in 1985 you horrible cunt. So what the fuck?
• 1:48:23
  Like. Did you have to go to one of
• 1:48:24
  those trailers outside your primary school?
• 1:48:28
  No. Did you have a trailer outside
• 1:48:31
  your school? No, there's a lot of preview.
• 1:48:33
  You get kicked out of certain classes?
• 1:48:34
  Yeah. Did you get kicked out of
• 1:48:36
  certain classes? I I.
• 1:48:39
  Did get her back. No, it was never held back.
• 1:48:41
  I'm riddled with ADHD, but I was always this.
• 1:48:43
  I'm actually, I don't think I don't know if I'm the smartest
• 1:48:46
  one in my family because, well, I was probably the one that was
• 1:48:49
  more kind of I obsessed about like subjects in school.
• 1:48:57
  So like, I was pretty good in school, but.
• 1:49:00
  Did they say this? Yeah, right.
• 1:49:01
  Or about you. Brains to burn if they'd only
• 1:49:04
  just fucking use them. Yeah, I used to keep that a lot
• 1:49:07
  like if if he could cause like I don't I don't like U tests in
• 1:49:13
  school and like got really high on them and then they were like,
• 1:49:16
  well, why are you not better and had stuff.
• 1:49:20
  Yeah. And that's before.
• 1:49:22
  ADHD was a thing. You were just fucking away with
• 1:49:26
  the fairies or you had an ounce of common sense but didn't know
• 1:49:31
  how to use it. And I had this calculator,
• 1:49:35
  right? And I had, I have this
• 1:49:36
  calculator. So it's basically like I'm a
• 1:49:39
  fucking retard. Numerical dyslexia.
• 1:49:42
  It's not even that. I don't, I think it's just like
• 1:49:44
  retarded. Like genuinely I feel like it's
• 1:49:48
  retarded. She has mentioned retarded.
• 1:49:49
  She said it like 3 things. I, I don't care.
• 1:49:52
  Retard, retard, retard. I'm retarded when it comes to
• 1:49:55
  numbers, right? And literally you can throw 2
• 1:49:56
  numbers, throw 2 numbers at me, right?
• 1:49:58
  Get me to add them up. Watch my brain short.
• 1:50:00
  Go ahead. 14 and 312. 326. Yeah, what?
• 1:50:06
  What? That wasn't hard.
• 1:50:09
  You don't see how long? That talk to me though.
• 1:50:12
  What do you do? Do you do the thing in your head
• 1:50:15
  where you break it into like different, like bite size kind
• 1:50:20
  of things? Like if I have to do yeah.
• 1:50:21
  So I'm like. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:50:23
  Like so I'll I'll change it up in my head.
• 1:50:25
  Change it to throw me something to minus.
• 1:50:27
  I'm worse at minus. All right, 415 -, 77.
• 1:50:36
  OK, so that leaves me with three 3337.
• 1:50:41
  What did you give me? Can't remember, that's great to
• 1:50:44
  watch. I'm terrible.
• 1:50:46
  I'm doing, I can't do it. I can't do it.
• 1:50:49
  And I'm like my dad, right? So my dad was like fucking Rain
• 1:50:53
  Man. You can give him like a sequence
• 1:50:55
  of fucking however many numbers and just he's like he just
• 1:50:58
  literally he goes like this and he comes back and it's just like
• 1:51:01
  it's like he's done a Family Guy cut away.
• 1:51:03
  He's like and he comes back with the answer and I could never
• 1:51:07
  fucking do it now words. I'm a great word person.
• 1:51:18
  Thank you for joining us. No, I'm a guy like wordsmith.
• 1:51:22
  I can, all right? I'm really good at language and
• 1:51:24
  stuff like that. And I'm like, I'm very, very
• 1:51:26
  good. I said weird.
• 1:51:28
  I was a joke. That's three.
• 1:51:43
  We've got the giggles. This is a fucking tangent that
• 1:51:46
  lasted 15 minutes and you said Alex Clicker.
• 1:51:48
  That's three fucking bingos. I'm Richard.
• 1:51:52
  This is there, Richard. Right, Richard, Let's, let's get
• 1:51:57
  back to our more. Are we done?
• 1:51:57
  Is it? Over 2 hours in, two hours in
• 1:52:09
  and happening at the Mars yet? Is does Stalin come in to quit
• 1:52:16
  Stalin and show us your marks? You're, you're putting me under
• 1:52:22
  pressure here now, right? My face hurts.
• 1:52:31
  Yeah, let me just get me right. So where are we?
• 1:52:36
  Where? Where in the world are we?
• 1:52:40
  I don't know. Right.
• 1:52:44
  I think I did all I done the bases underneath the mountains,
• 1:52:50
  but. First, second and third.
• 1:52:54
  I'm about to fucking. I'm about to splooge the home
• 1:52:58
  run all over you right now. So he was given coordinates.
• 1:53:04
  Ingo Swan was given coordinates. No, sorry.
• 1:53:08
  John Mcgonigal was given a coordinates and he was the one
• 1:53:11
  that I've seen all these bases. This one here now is a
• 1:53:14
  coordinate that didn't make any sense to him like given numbers.
• 1:53:17
  But this didn't look like normal numbers because it was not on
• 1:53:22
  terraforma. It was not on solid land.
• 1:53:24
  What he was remotely viewing was a station out in space, kind of
• 1:53:32
  a, if for want of a better word, just kind of like a, I won't say
• 1:53:40
  it's like a space station, but it was like a platform in space
• 1:53:45
  that was out in the outer atmosphere.
• 1:53:48
  It didn't like work in our orbit.
• 1:53:51
  Like it was getting closer to the Earth.
• 1:53:54
  It was out there, it was stationary.
• 1:53:55
  So it was obviously being manned for one better turn by
• 1:54:00
  something. So.
• 1:54:02
  And he's. I think the correct term is
• 1:54:05
  person is. He was being alien.
• 1:54:07
  It was being alien, alien person.
• 1:54:11
  He says that this was linked to all these bases on Earth.
• 1:54:16
  Ingor Swan, the other guy who has stories about these remote
• 1:54:22
  viewing sessions who was supposed to be like one or more
• 1:54:24
  powerful ones. He remotely viewed the dark side
• 1:54:31
  of the moon and what he says he saw there.
• 1:54:34
  And this is something that has kind of comes into other
• 1:54:39
  conspiracy theories that people talk about the dark side of the
• 1:54:41
  moon that he said that he saw impersonate a helion alien bases
• 1:54:49
  on the dark side of the moon. And he said when he was remote
• 1:54:53
  viewing these alien, this alien bases, what he described as the
• 1:55:00
  stereotypical grey alien, he, he, he said he they turned and
• 1:55:11
  looked into his general direction.
• 1:55:15
  Now he's not there, but he says that they knew.
• 1:55:18
  That he was there, yeah. And then he got he got freaked
• 1:55:23
  out and he came back and he said it to the CIA.
• 1:55:27
  What the fuck have you got me into?
• 1:55:29
  What is this? And they said don't worry about
• 1:55:32
  it. But none of them acted
• 1:55:33
  surprised. You get me?
• 1:55:36
  So they kind of knew what was going on and.
• 1:55:39
  We're aware of. The moon.
• 1:55:44
  Futurama reference So God. Damn incursionator, sorry.
• 1:55:51
  Sorry. While while he was like to
• 1:55:56
  actually just to give some back story, his Ingo Swan guy.
• 1:55:59
  So he's the guy that was able to see the bullet wasn't working in
• 1:56:02
  the box. Joe Mcgonigal I think was the
• 1:56:04
  guy who saw all the bases, but Ingo Swan was told to remotely
• 1:56:09
  view Jupiter. Now why would you remotely view?
• 1:56:12
  Why would you be asking for that?
• 1:56:13
  He's the kind of person he likes to be quizzed on stuff that you
• 1:56:16
  could, he could prove he actually was someone who went.
• 1:56:20
  So it was Stanford, the, the college that he actually done a
• 1:56:23
  lot of the experiments and he was actually challenging people
• 1:56:25
  in Stanford to, to give him like, like to test him.
• 1:56:31
  And he says he's like, obviously he doesn't have like a 99%.
• 1:56:37
  Like he says like anything, there's going to be a degree of
• 1:56:39
  difficulty. So he could be like 60 to 80%,
• 1:56:42
  like he gets things right and other times he gets things
• 1:56:45
  wrong, but he always likes to be proved wrong or proved right.
• 1:56:49
  You know what I mean? Like he wants something that's
• 1:56:50
  tangible. So when they say have you when
• 1:56:54
  when they gave him the coordinates and he realized he
• 1:56:56
  was in outer space, he was like, what the fuck am I looking at?
• 1:56:59
  Like why you're doing this? This is unprovable stuff.
• 1:57:02
  But what happened was he was out remotely viewing Jupiter.
• 1:57:06
  Him and someone else was doing Jupiter.
• 1:57:08
  But he's the the one who's important.
• 1:57:11
  And also I can't remember the name of the other one.
• 1:57:13
  I'm sorry, Alex. But Jupiter is completely, like,
• 1:57:17
  uninhabitable, so we're led to believe, yeah.
• 1:57:20
  Jupiter is like a gas giant basically.
• 1:57:24
  Yes, Yeah, yeah, yeah. What they described in Jupiter
• 1:57:28
  was they described ice crystals floating around a massive
• 1:57:38
  storms, huge tornadoes. But the interesting thing was
• 1:57:42
  that Ingo Swann said the ring around Jupiter, he could see the
• 1:57:48
  ring around Jupiter. And obviously there's no ring
• 1:57:52
  around Jupiter. People are like, what the fuck?
• 1:57:53
  Just like we know that there's rings around Saturn.
• 1:57:56
  We've known that. For hundreds of years, we've
• 1:57:58
  known that for maybe 1000 years, Like they were talking about the
• 1:58:00
  rings of Saturn. The rings of Saturn actually
• 1:58:02
  built up in human lifetime, which is funny because like,
• 1:58:08
  yeah, that's that's this amazing thing where the rings actually
• 1:58:13
  became more visible as time went on, but.
• 1:58:16
  They're like the only planet that has visible changes at all
• 1:58:20
  in our lifetime and like even the last, like cows and ears,
• 1:58:25
  like there's yeah, it's not even, no other planet has kind
• 1:58:28
  of like, except when they said that Pluto wasn't a planet.
• 1:58:31
  And I feel bad. Pluto's not a planet.
• 1:58:33
  It's that that's another kind of a thing that's that's well out
• 1:58:36
  there because they're. Again.
• 1:58:40
  You know the way you, you know the way you, it's not, it's a,
• 1:58:44
  it's a dwarf planet, but it's out there in the Kuiper belt
• 1:58:47
  that's out there. There's a shit load of other
• 1:58:49
  stuff that's out there. But there's also a planet that
• 1:58:50
  kind of circles around with Pluto that they sometimes had
• 1:58:56
  mistaken for Pluto, but like it's slightly bigger.
• 1:58:59
  But I guess you know, the way you love like sharks, like my
• 1:59:05
  conspiracies about space are kind of not as autistic as you
• 1:59:09
  like. They're up there.
• 1:59:10
  And so wait, we get into fucking Neptune and that fucking the,
• 1:59:16
  the the pentagram that's on top of fucking we.
• 1:59:18
  Have to be a 2 parter but. I guess.
• 1:59:23
  But Jupiter, he said there was a he said it was a a ring around
• 1:59:27
  Jupiter and. Right.
• 1:59:30
  The reason why they hadn't remotely viewed Jupiter is
• 1:59:33
  because for the first time in human existence, they were
• 1:59:36
  sending, they were sending some drones, some some reconnaissance
• 1:59:43
  shuttles out to Jupiter that we'll actually get some
• 1:59:45
  pictures. And so they sent these two bots
• 1:59:48
  out and lo and behold, it was a few months after he'd done his
• 1:59:51
  remote viewing and they came out there and they said there's no
• 1:59:55
  ring around Jupiter. He's absolutely spoof and top
• 1:59:57
  and shite. Well, a few years later between
• 2:00:01
  I forget 8 and 12 years later when they sent out the yeah,
• 2:00:07
  they found the ring when it was the much better.
• 2:00:10
  The fuck, Alex? I'm sorry, I forget.
• 2:00:15
  The name of the fucking God God damn it.
• 2:00:20
  It's it's NASA. Yeah, but the, the, the, the
• 2:00:24
  explorers, the, the, the ones that they sent out to Jupiter
• 2:00:28
  that time, which is 4 hours massive.
• 2:00:30
  It was a big deal at the time. And yes, who gives a fuck?
• 2:00:34
  No one's listening to this for two hours in and nobody gives.
• 2:00:37
  A. Is it?
• 2:00:41
  It's not the challenger. No, the challenger was the
• 2:00:43
  special that explode explodified killing all those people.
• 2:00:47
  Or did it kill those people? Again, conspiracy theories, but
• 2:00:51
  right the. Rover.
• 2:00:52
  No, that was Mars. That was my.
• 2:00:54
  Ignore me. So they figured out that Jupiter
• 2:00:56
  had a ring around it. And so I kind of justified Ingo
• 2:01:01
  Swan somewhat. But again, he has other stories
• 2:01:04
  where he was brought out to some lake and saw a spaceship leave
• 2:01:08
  the lake and all that kind of stuff.
• 2:01:10
  I think, I don't know again, his his stories become a little bit
• 2:01:15
  fucking out there, but there is a lot of stuff that he can prove
• 2:01:20
  as well. And.
• 2:01:23
  It was Joe Mcgonigal that remotely viewed Mars, and what
• 2:01:29
  he described out there was a planet with a large yellow
• 2:01:37
  pyramid. So he didn't know he was looking
• 2:01:38
  at Mars until afterwards, but he said there was a large yellow
• 2:01:41
  pyramid and a bunch of beings that looked not only humans and
• 2:01:50
  they were talking about. That thing that he's seen like a
• 2:01:55
  like it's, it's been spotted now on a Cam.
• 2:01:58
  Supposedly it's like a a dog, like a really large dog on on
• 2:02:04
  Mars. On Mars, that's like.
• 2:02:06
  Yeah, only an actual. Dog running around or like a big
• 2:02:10
  monolith. Like, no, it's a dog.
• 2:02:13
  Like it looks like a hell hound running around.
• 2:02:18
  And yeah, it's been captured accidentally on one of the the
• 2:02:22
  things. So it was like, because there's
• 2:02:24
  no, there's nothing around for ages that we've captured
• 2:02:26
  basically on on any cameras. And it is just this thing that's
• 2:02:30
  seen like frolicking. Well, we do have like the Mars
• 2:02:35
  Rover and a helicopter up there and they're taking pictures of.
• 2:02:40
  And Amy Wong of the Mars Wong. Amy Wong, Yes.
• 2:02:45
  Yeah, it is. Look it up.
• 2:02:46
  It's like it. Look, it does legitimate look
• 2:02:48
  like a dog. Look it up.
• 2:02:51
  But where are we going just to try and tie a knot in this
• 2:02:54
  fucking story? Oh, so he said that these beings
• 2:02:59
  that are on Mars were kind of talking about needing a new
• 2:03:04
  planet. So that's what they were.
• 2:03:06
  They were saying when do we go to our new planet?
• 2:03:08
  Blabbity, blabbity, blah, whatever it is.
• 2:03:11
  So that has been interpreted in a couple of ways.
• 2:03:15
  It's. Just the Heaven's Gate cult.
• 2:03:17
  Well, the the way. It's not my lovely boy the.
• 2:03:23
  Way it has been described is he has he looked at a bunch of
• 2:03:27
  aliens that are looking to invade Earth and make it their
• 2:03:31
  own planet or is he only viewing Mars but at a time where our
• 2:03:39
  ancestors who and this is a big kind of a theory that we
• 2:03:45
  actually come from Mars and. So was time travel kind of
• 2:03:50
  thing. Well, yeah, like remote like and
• 2:03:52
  people have said that that you that they can remotely view
• 2:03:56
  different times as well as different space.
• 2:03:58
  So what people are saying about this Mars thing is that he might
• 2:04:02
  have been viewing Mars so when the sun was a younger entity in
• 2:04:10
  our solar system it would have been a dwarf sun or not.
• 2:04:15
  Like AI don't know if it would be a red dwarf or waffle.
• 2:04:18
  It would be giving out a different type of energy which
• 2:04:22
  wouldn't have been as powerful. So as it grew, it encased
• 2:04:28
  Mercury and Mars, and now Earth is the most habitable habitable
• 2:04:32
  planet. But the theory is that when the
• 2:04:35
  sun wasn't emitting as much energy, Mars would have been the
• 2:04:38
  most habitable planet that would have been in what's called the
• 2:04:41
  Goldilocks. So as the sun expanded, then the
• 2:04:47
  Goldilocks one moved out to to Earth and Mars was
• 2:04:53
  uninhabitable. So our ancestors had to leave
• 2:04:58
  Mars, settle on Earth. We are a colonizing
• 2:05:03
  extraterrestrial being from a different planet, IE Mars.
• 2:05:09
  So that's one theory that comes out of this whole thing when he
• 2:05:14
  talks about, you know, Mars and existing.
• 2:05:16
  And when you see like, oh, there's pyramids on Mars or
• 2:05:19
  there's structures on Mars, or Mars looks like it's inhabited
• 2:05:21
  by aliens. Was Mars inhabited by aliens?
• 2:05:23
  Or was Mars inhabited by us and we've had to move from there to
• 2:05:28
  here and will be in the future have to move from here elsewhere
• 2:05:32
  as the sun expands and expands and the Earth?
• 2:05:36
  That's crazy. That's so interesting.
• 2:05:39
  I love that. That's that's a whole other
• 2:05:41
  elements. So like we were talking about
• 2:05:43
  remote viewing and that's just one aspect of like he's been
• 2:05:46
  remotely doing. That's what I'll even just going
• 2:05:48
  into like the the just the espionage of like looking into
• 2:05:51
  Russia and stuff. This is the more kind of like
• 2:05:54
  what ifs of it, like where is there aliens on the moon or are
• 2:05:59
  those aliens our future selves looking back at us is demarsing
• 2:06:04
  our past selves looking forward at what could be is the are
• 2:06:08
  these remote kind of bases that he is seeing underneath
• 2:06:15
  mountains. Are they actually?
• 2:06:17
  Extraterrestrials. Or are they what we might call
• 2:06:22
  intraterrestrials who live inside the planet?
• 2:06:25
  Like we talk about we're fucking lizard people, but is it lizard
• 2:06:28
  people or is it aliens? You know, like it's yeah again.
• 2:06:33
  It's fucking crazy. It's fantasy, it's fantastic.
• 2:06:38
  I love that though because. It's like, if you can't like,
• 2:06:41
  put yourself, yeah, if you're like remote viewing, if you can
• 2:06:44
  put yourself anywhere, like, yeah, it makes sense that you
• 2:06:47
  can do it through time and stuff.
• 2:06:48
  That's fucking crazy. I think like as well, like the
• 2:06:52
  universe and the Galaxy, it's like it's smaller than we think.
• 2:06:54
  It is not in that sense. I just mean there absolutely is
• 2:06:59
  life out there. And I think that it is closer, I
• 2:07:02
  think not, maybe not in our lifetime, but it is closer to
• 2:07:06
  being the fact that we can communicate them than we ever
• 2:07:10
  have been at this point. Well, here's like, here's what I
• 2:07:14
  imagine if the universe is this vast, there probably is a
• 2:07:18
  fucking ton of life out there, but in such remote areas that
• 2:07:22
  we'll never see them, we'll never know and we'll never we'll
• 2:07:24
  never know they exist, but. But it is the whole thing of
• 2:07:27
  like the sea. The sea is apparently that we
• 2:07:30
  know more about space right now than we took about the sea.
• 2:07:34
  Yeah, But. And it's like.
• 2:07:35
  What I'm getting out there, Danny, just before you go off on
• 2:07:37
  a fucking tangent about sharks. I'm not going to what I'm
• 2:07:41
  getting out. Is if we've, if we never see
• 2:07:46
  these creatures that are probably, you know, like there's
• 2:07:48
  probably stuff we can't fathom out there that aren't carbon
• 2:07:51
  based creatures. You know, the universe is vast,
• 2:07:53
  it's massive, it's huge. But if we've got these creatures
• 2:07:56
  that are that are and we've seen or you know, like we've got a
• 2:07:59
  million stories of extraterrestrials and stuff like
• 2:08:01
  that. But would it not be more in the
• 2:08:04
  realm of possibility that these are a version of our own selves
• 2:08:08
  from a different point of evolution?
• 2:08:11
  Like maybe they have to leave the planet or they've they've
• 2:08:15
  gone and impregnated a bunch of planets with our DNA.
• 2:08:20
  You know all this, that kind of the hypothesis that there is
• 2:08:24
  that we are just a version of the aliens that we think are
• 2:08:27
  visiting us if you get us. It's also a thing of like to
• 2:08:31
  know where I was like, oh, all the UFO sightings seemed to
• 2:08:35
  happen in America. I was like, well Can you imagine
• 2:08:37
  someone spotting something in fucking Kildare?
• 2:08:41
  Well, Scotland is probably one of the more, it seems more.
• 2:08:45
  Yeah, that whole the playground and it crashed and that that
• 2:08:49
  fucking schoolyard. But like, that's the thing.
• 2:08:51
  It's like, it would be such a fucking this side of the world
• 2:08:55
  thing to be like, oh, that's weird and just move on with it.
• 2:08:58
  Do you know? What I mean?
• 2:09:00
  If you ever think about where people see most UFOs, it's in
• 2:09:04
  remote areas where they can see the sky.
• 2:09:05
  That's. The thing like we can't even see
• 2:09:07
  this like a lot of us are like in populated cities or even if
• 2:09:11
  we are like rural, there is still a lot of houses or you're
• 2:09:14
  just not outside of your fucking gaffe at that level.
• 2:09:17
  In Texas, they've got this kind of all of West TX, I think is
• 2:09:24
  like light pollution freeze on. So they have these pockets of
• 2:09:28
  places that you can sit and camp and look at the look at the
• 2:09:34
  stars and the constellations and you'll be seeing them like they
• 2:09:37
  would have seen them thousands of years ago because there's not
• 2:09:40
  as much light pollution. There's parts like that in the
• 2:09:44
  Highlands in Scotland, but the highest points that you can go
• 2:09:49
  in the country. But then the like, there's my
• 2:09:51
  brother. So he went to stay in a place in
• 2:09:52
  Oregon, which is fucking gorgeous anyway, but it's all
• 2:09:55
  just lakes and waterfalls and mountains.
• 2:09:58
  And that's the majority of that is like, like pollution free.
• 2:10:04
  Yeah. Oregon Trails.
• 2:10:06
  Yeah, and he's told me that he's like, you go upright and you
• 2:10:09
  park, obviously in one of the national parks.
• 2:10:12
  But. From where you can park up, it's
• 2:10:15
  a long, long walk to where you can actually start camping just
• 2:10:21
  because they don't even want like the lights of vehicles
• 2:10:23
  around. Like it has to just be like, and
• 2:10:26
  he said, like honestly, it's like the whole place is lit with
• 2:10:29
  St. lamps because that's how fucking bright the sky is and
• 2:10:33
  how bright it's supposed to be. But yeah, it is.
• 2:10:37
  It's fucking crazy. Like even like here, like I
• 2:10:39
  remember like going out to Nash Point where the lighthouse is
• 2:10:42
  here now. It's a 20 minute drive from
• 2:10:45
  Cardiff, right? This is what I love about
• 2:10:47
  Cardiff. It is you drive 20 miles or 20
• 2:10:49
  minutes, sorry, in One Direction and you're at the coast and
• 2:10:53
  there's nothing. There's nothing out there.
• 2:10:56
  And it's fucking beautiful. And like the only light is the
• 2:11:00
  lighthouse. But it's like, where was I going
• 2:11:04
  with this? I don't know.
• 2:11:05
  Who knows? Lights, stairs are pretty.
• 2:11:07
  Ladies and gentlemen, we have. We have exhausted ourselves to a
• 2:11:12
  point where Danny doesn't even know what she's talking about.
• 2:11:14
  So we have been through such things as talking about our last
• 2:11:20
  episode. We've remotely viewed Danny
• 2:11:23
  shoving candles up her punani. Danny's punani is filled with
• 2:11:28
  wax. We have talked about Ingor Swan
• 2:11:32
  and Joe Mcgonigal and a cast of people who viewed different
• 2:11:35
  things around the planet. The the Cold War has led to a
• 2:11:41
  life on Mars, or even the Moon, or different places underneath
• 2:11:46
  the Earth's crust. We've heard about some West
• 2:11:50
  footed ghost in London for reasons I can't even fathom.
• 2:11:54
  We've talked about how Danny is named after her dad and I'm
• 2:11:57
  named after my dad and we're both named after child
• 2:12:00
  molesters. We.
• 2:12:01
  Don't know why that is. Ladies and gentlemen, we are
• 2:12:05
  exhausted. Danny has been doing a podcast
• 2:12:08
  while putting on makeup, so I imagine she's going to suck some
• 2:12:12
  Dick tonight. She's.
• 2:12:15
  Been. Texting and has seemed to have
• 2:12:18
  put herself onto a promise while I was talking about lads under
• 2:12:23
  the earth looking at fucking aliens or submarines or some
• 2:12:28
  bullshit. I don't even know what I was
• 2:12:30
  talking about. And next time we're actually
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  going to do the yellow. I swear we're doing the yellow
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  pass because I already have notes on that from another
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  podcast that didn't happen and. There you.
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  Go bingo. Bingo car.
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  She's talking about an old podcast.
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  We also promise about what we're doing next week, and it probably
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  won't be it. We might see.
• 2:12:50
  We might see Ocean next week. We might see.
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  A. Fucking what's his name from
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  Scream Queens? Potter.
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  Yeah, we might see him. We might see Mickey.
• 2:13:01
  We might see. In Achmed or whoever else, is
• 2:13:03
  this cast of character in Danny's life, which he promises
• 2:13:06
  is going to be on our fucking podcast, but it won't be.
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  I'm actually just in a padded cell and this is my only
• 2:13:12
  outside. Actually, her Harley Quinn
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  taking notes. Yeah, ladies and gentlemen.
• 2:13:22
  I got these spares Thank you C sections guys for baby that I.
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  Fucking Christ. Trying to I'm going to go get
• 2:13:32
  drunk on my roof. Drunker on my roof.
• 2:13:35
  Oh. Is that what his name is?
• 2:13:38
  So my roof. Very exotic name.
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  And ladies and gentlemen, he's an asset.
• 2:13:51
  He's remotely viewing. Your fucking me and all.
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  Of you and your punani as we speak, ladies and gentlemen.
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  I've been just in. She's been Danny.
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  Thank. You for.
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  Listening for the spell. Goodbye.