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Full EP | Ohio Pastor Introduces Second Wife to Congregation; LaMelo Ball Pays Too Much to Change Diapers; Homecoming King Gives Crown to Student with Down Syndrome; Five Worst Halloween Candies · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 2: Yes. Yes. Happy birthday to Lonzo Ball. Now, Skip, I
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  Speaker 1: Now, is it Lonzo or LaMelo that says that changing
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  Speaker 1: his son's diaper isn't his job? And you know what?
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  Speaker 1: That's going to be our question. Do you think that
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  Speaker 1: he's right? Changing his son's diaper is not his job.
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  Speaker 3: This pastor in Ohio, I don't know if you guys
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  Speaker 3: saw this or not, but he introduced his second wife
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  Speaker 3: to his congregation. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Shakayla Ford is the new first or second lady.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And the pastor basically said, listen, I'm going to defend polygamy.
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  Speaker 3: with the Bible because the Lord told me that traditional,
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  Speaker 3: that monogamy is not traditional and that, you know, it's
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  Speaker 3: okay to have multiple wives. And he was like, you know,
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  Speaker 3: I just want to introduce everybody.
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  Speaker 2: To my, they're in Ohio.
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  Speaker 7: There's a verse in the Bible that says, if you
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  Speaker 7: take a second wife or a maid that, The only
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  Speaker 7: thing you have to do is make sure that she
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  Speaker 2: All right. So, LaMelo Ball says that it is not
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  Speaker 2: his job to change diapers. Do you agree? 877-242-2426.
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  Speaker 1: So, Lamello Ball says it ain't his job to change
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  Speaker 1: his son's diaper. Okay, I'm going to let Jasmine talk
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  Speaker 1: because she's the only one who has had a baby
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  Speaker 1: in here physically.
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  Speaker 3: There was no man around saying he wasn't going to
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  Speaker 3: change him.
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  Speaker 2: What? Or that I'll take care of him.
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  Speaker 5: You could have just stopped at wasn't no man around.
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  Speaker 2: You didn't have to ask. Last few words.
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  Speaker 1: Not only am I not going to change diapers, I'm
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  Speaker 1: changing my address.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes.
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  Speaker 3: And my phone number.
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't right to change diapers or to take a
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  Speaker 1: DNA test. But that's not the point. What we've got
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  Speaker 1: to do is to make sure that we're going to
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  Speaker 1: find out what it is that you have to say
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  Speaker 1: about this. incredibly incendiary thing to say.
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  Speaker 3: And insensitive.
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  Speaker 2: That's very insensitive.
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  Speaker 3: I think so. I think if you help me.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, don't tell me. Don't, don't, don't. Okay. We
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  Speaker 2: don't want to give it away. I mean, I'm not
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  Speaker 2: trying to say anything.
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  Speaker 3: That's how it happens.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. Give it away. Learn the lesson. I
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  Speaker 2: think you wrote for Stephen A.
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  Speaker 3: Smith.
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  Speaker 2: Where he got all that stuff from? It is the D.L.
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  Speaker 1: The question we're asking, LaMelo Ball, he of the $ 300
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  Speaker 1: million contract.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Says it's not his job to change his son's diaper.
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  Speaker 1: And Jasmine, what do you think?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, if he's got $ 300 million, he can hire
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  Speaker 3: four or five hundred people who can change the diaper.
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  Speaker 3: But I do think it is kind of selfish. If
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  Speaker 3: you help make the baby, you should help change the baby.
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  Speaker 2: Well, should she have to help provide the house that
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  Speaker 2: the baby lives in, too? Sure who? The girl who
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  Speaker 2: he had the baby with. Because you told us what
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  Speaker 2: he should do.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well, we know what she did.
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  Speaker 3: She had the baby. She carried the baby.
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  Speaker 2: For nine months. And then she had the baby. Should
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  Speaker 2: she help financially plan for the baby?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, she should plan to spend his $ 300 million.
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  Speaker 2: See, there you go. That's why. Let me tell you something.
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  Speaker 2: Don't ask me.
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  Speaker 3: Ask the judge. If you go before the judge, the
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  Speaker 3: judge is going to look at her income and his
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  Speaker 3: income and they're going.
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  Speaker 2: To say this is what happens in terms of child support.
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  Speaker 2: They live together. They live together. Are they married? No,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if they're married or not.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, well, yeah. He who makes the most money.
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  Speaker 2: This is biblical. He who makes the most money pays
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  Speaker 2: the most. No, that's friend of the cortical.
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  Speaker 3: What were you going to say, Marla?
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  Speaker 5: Well, you make that kind of money.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I feel like you can make some demands.
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  Speaker 2: That everybody should make.
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  Speaker 5: And women will accept it if you make that.
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  Speaker 2: Kind of money.
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  Speaker 1: I tell you what, if I'm going to change the diaper,
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  Speaker 1: I'm changing the woman. That's what I'm doing.
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  Speaker 2: I bet you what. I bet you what. If I
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  Speaker 2: come in here and I got to change the diaper.
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  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. You can have a wet nurse.
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  Speaker 1: You can have a night nurse. You can have nobody.
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  Speaker 1: And I tell you what, if you don't change diapers,
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  Speaker 1: you wouldn't at least change diapers.
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  Speaker 2: Because I know people that have diapers.
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  Speaker 1: I know somebody come in so the baby can sleep.
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  Speaker 2: When you got bread and he doesn't want to do it,
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  Speaker 2: that's not his thing.
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  Speaker 1: Because let me tell you something, I was a great
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  Speaker 1: babysitter and I've chained diapers before. And it's not the
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  Speaker 1: communal connective experience that people think it is.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's not. It's not all. How do you know?
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  Speaker 1: Well.
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  Speaker 3: I, too, babysat.
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  Speaker 2: I like when you play. You should be sick more often.
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  Speaker 2: You're so amenable when you're sick.
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  Speaker 5: He was 15 when he came back. I believe you missed.
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  Speaker 2: The diaper part. That's right. Hey, Moiva, so when you
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  Speaker 2: come back from hunting antelope... and collecting coconuts. What is
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  Speaker 2: it like? Do you agree that he should change? They
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  Speaker 2: don't have coconuts. Shut up. What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 3: I'm sick.
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  Speaker 2: Leave me alone. They have cassava. Do you know? Of
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  Speaker 2: course I know. Come on.
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  Speaker 3: He read a book or two.
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  Speaker 2: Or seven. Come on. Who's counting? more of us so
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  Speaker 2: what do you think do you think he has a point.
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  Speaker 3: Yes he does have a point now me personally I
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  Speaker 3: would change my.
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  Speaker 6: Child because you don't have 300 million dollars exactly there
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  Speaker 6: you go I don't have.
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  Speaker 3: That get your ass in there and change your.
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  Speaker 2: Diapers tell you what you better hurry up and change
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  Speaker 2: your diapers.
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  Speaker 3: That's right tell Stacy you're not going to change the
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  Speaker 3: diapers and see what happens.
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  Speaker 6: I think if you're providing all the other things yeah
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  Speaker 6: you can say that yeah it's 300 million I think
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  Speaker 6: you can say.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of things actually look you can have a
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  Speaker 1: day nurse you can have a nanny.
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  Speaker 2: You can have You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: You can have a baby whisper.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can have all. They do. Yes, they do.
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  Speaker 5: Baby whisper.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're going to sleep. Take your punk to sleep.
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  Speaker 1: Don't cry again. Hush, little baby. Shut your damn mouth.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. Daddy's going to throw you out this house.
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  Speaker 1: Oh god help us save us stop it look ladies
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  Speaker 1: and gentlemen the question we're asking is lamello ball said
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  Speaker 1: it's not his job to change.
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  Speaker 2: Diapers man come on and you know i.
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  Speaker 1: Was a babysitter and i changed you know i used
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  Speaker 1: to bathe my kids did you i went there you
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  Speaker 1: know and she didn't work at all and uh She
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  Speaker 1: abandoned us for.
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  Speaker 2: A long time. What?
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  Speaker 3: She abandoned us for a long time.
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  Speaker 1: I guess that one time she went to the mall.
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  Speaker 1: We had to make do for three hours.
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  Speaker 2: Three hours? That's tough.
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  Speaker 3: She said you had to make do.
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  Speaker 2: That's tough. I stayed up many a night wondering how
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  Speaker 2: I was going to do it.
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  Speaker 5: But you persevered.
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  Speaker 2: You made it.
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  Speaker 1: Lord, give me strength. I've been in single prayer for
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  Speaker 1: 45 minutes. Let me tell you something.
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  Speaker 5: I can't take it.
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  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. Now, if it wasn't too bad,
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  Speaker 1: I'd make them, you know, have the diaper on until
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  Speaker 1: she got on.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that's horrible.
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  Speaker 5: You still got some more you can get out of this.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, man. You ain't even empty yet.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 5: Sit in there for a while, Stinky. Your mama be home.
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  Speaker 2: That's terrible. I know when I take a dump, I
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  Speaker 2: get sleepy. Let out. Is that horrible? It is horrible.
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  Speaker 2: How is that horrible? It's terrible. Going through diapers like that.
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  Speaker 2: Come on now.
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  Speaker 3: You get all kinds of rashes and all kinds of stuff.
• 12:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the reams for Yeah, they do have a crate.
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  Speaker 2: Look at that.
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  Speaker 5: Thick-ass Desi-Nicks.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, man.
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  Speaker 5: Like, blaster.
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  Speaker 2: What the hell? A & D. Oh, man. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. I'm just telling you. I
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  Speaker 1: was a good babysitter, let me tell you. I know
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  Speaker 1: what it's like to be... What was your time limit?
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  Speaker 1: What was the most that you could do?
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  Speaker 2: The most that I... 35 minutes. Three kids, the most
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  Speaker 2: that I could do? Yeah. Before you said I quit.
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  Speaker 2: When I'm past my bandwidth, about 15 minutes.
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  Speaker 3: I told you. I told you.
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  Speaker 1: That's not even a TV show. Can you watch this
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  Speaker 1: until I take a shower? You ain't got to watch everything.
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  Speaker 2: Just finish.
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  Speaker 1: All right, we're getting more. I know this is really
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  Speaker 1: just out of line. LaMelo Ball said it ain't his
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  Speaker 1: job to change his son's diaper.
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  Speaker 2: Do you agree? We're going right to the phones. I
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  Speaker 2: do believe that it is his job as a father
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  Speaker 2: to do it.
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  Speaker 4: Nowadays in relationships, sometimes gender specific roles, they.
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  Speaker 3: Do it like that.
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  Speaker 5: But as a father, you should be able to change
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  Speaker 5: their baby's diaper for sure.
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  Speaker 4: I feel as though that he's not a real dad
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  Speaker 4: because it shouldn't.
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  Speaker 2: Matter how much money you're making.
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  Speaker 5: It's the love of that child.
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  Speaker 3: And that's a gift from God.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, this is Robert from Storm Mountain.
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  Speaker 7: And I'm thinking.
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  Speaker 3: That there's nothing.
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  Speaker 5: Wrong with him changing diapers.
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  Speaker 2: Nothing wrong with it. Back in the day, they used
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  Speaker 2: to have a bucket bag cloth diaper. And they had
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  Speaker 2: to do it that way. Now, I'm sure he wouldn't
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  Speaker 2: have liked doing it that way.
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  Speaker 7: But these are new days and times.
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  Speaker 2: Nothing wrong with it.
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  Speaker 1: So, Lamar Ball said, ain't no way in hell he
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  Speaker 1: changing diapers. Do you agree with him? We're going right
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  Speaker 1: to the phones.
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  Speaker 5: It depends if it's a boy or a girl.
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  Speaker 2: If it's a boy, yes, he should change the diapers.
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  Speaker 2: But if it's a girl, no.
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  Speaker 5: I ain't changing no little girl.
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  Speaker 2: Changed my niece. Lucky I have four sons.
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  Speaker 3: Changed my niece.
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  Speaker 2: Never again.
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  Speaker 4: I said, never again.
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  Speaker 2: Will I watch a baby girl that need change.
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  Speaker 8: So my husband doesn't even make $ 300 million, but he's
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  Speaker 8: the provider.
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  Speaker 2: So because he's the provider, no, he's not changing diapers.
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  Speaker 3: I'm the housewife. He's not changing diapers. He's not cooking.
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  Speaker 2: He's not cleaning.
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  Speaker 3: Like, what else do I have to do but to
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  Speaker 3: make sure these things are done? It's like these ladies today,
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  Speaker 3: they want the man to do everything. No, change the diaper.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, your man is your provider. Help him out.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like he's wrong for that. If it's
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  Speaker 2: my child, I mean, we just going to have to
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: work something out, baby. You got to be changing these diapers.
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  Speaker 2: You can't just change the woman, huh? It's the D.O.
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  Speaker 2: Hughley Show.
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: So this Wednesday, I'm going to be in Detroit for
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: the turn up and turn out the vote. There are
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: going to be a lot of community figures there encouraging
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: you to vote. Make sure that you do that.
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: Did you vote yet, Jasmine?
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: Not yet.
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: I had my sticker on yesterday. I voted. I did
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: on Tuesday. Yeah. You did. You did on Tuesday. OK.
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: I did.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: You wrote it? Of course. Before you start, yes. Can
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: you vote? Yes. In what election? One in Kilimanjaro?
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: How do y'all vote anyway?
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: We vote. Here you go.
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: If it lands on you, you win.
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: He voted for the other guy. Whichever way these bones land.
• 16:08
  Speaker 5: Hope it go better than that election in Rwanda back
• 16:10
  Speaker 5: in the day.
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: Oh, no. Your Don Cheeto was excellent at that. Oh, yeah,
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: he was. You know who that is? I know. Don Cheeto, yeah.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: So, how do you guys vote in your village? What
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: do you guys do? It's a crap shoot.
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: I'm curious to know.
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, my goodness.
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: He won. He won't make it, though, but he.
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: Won. All right, whoever loses, we're going to have a
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: witch doctor come in and shrink his head.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: That's terrible. He got that little Zika virus.
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: He's crazy.
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: Oh, stop it. So, Morby, you voted in Tennessee. Yeah. Yes,
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: you did. We had early voting. Did they have early voting?
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Tennessee. Boy, they're going right back to the South,
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: ain't they?
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: It's tough down there.
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: They're not playing around. Boy, it's rough. Yeah.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: Sometimes people get really upset with the things I say,
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: so we're giving them an opportunity to express themselves with
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: our segment called F.U.D.L.
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: Hughley. So why don't you please welcome our F.U.D.L.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: Hughley correspondent, Little Niecy James. Hello.
• 17:13
  Speaker 9: This is Niecy James, your F.U.D. Hughley correspondent.
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: Our first F.U.D.
• 17:18
  Speaker 9: Hughley comment is from Instagram. Juan66 says, How would.
• 17:33
  Speaker 8: You like it if a white person never called you
• 17:35
  Speaker 8: by your name, but instead referred to you as Darkie,
• 17:38
  Speaker 8: or Hip Hop, or Midnight, or Halo Credit Score, or
• 17:42
  Speaker 8: What's Up Sickle Cell?
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: F * * * you, D.O.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: Hughley.
• 17:45
  Speaker 9: Our next F.U.D.O.
• 17:47
  Speaker 8: Comment comes from Instagram. Lelaine22 says, D.O., I notice that
• 17:52
  Speaker 8: you always wear a too tight extra medium shirt. Do
• 17:55
  Speaker 8: you think wearing a too small shirt makes you look buff?
• 17:58
  Speaker 8: While those tiny skin tight shirts may show off your arms,
• 18:00
  Speaker 8: they also.
• 18:01
  Speaker 9: Expose your midis.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: F * * * F * * * you, D.A.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: Hughley.
• 18:04
  Speaker 9: Today's last F.E.D.A. Hughley comment is from Facebook.
• 18:07
  Speaker 8: We all ain't able says, damn, there are times it
• 18:10
  Speaker 8: really seems we're down with the people. But there are
• 18:13
  Speaker 8: other times when you sound like an elitist and are
• 18:16
  Speaker 8: very condescending. We talk about blind first class, when most
• 18:19
  Speaker 8: of us are feeling blessed to be able to scrape
• 18:22
  Speaker 8: through enough money for a discounted coach ticket so we
• 18:25
  Speaker 8: don't have to drive 10 hours. Then you were bragging
• 18:27
  Speaker 8: about your new luxury truck getting delivered to your house
• 18:30
  Speaker 8: and complaining because something wasn't perfect.
• 18:33
  Speaker 9: Well, excuse me, you don't know most of us struggle
• 18:37
  Speaker 9: to buy a used car just so we don't have
• 18:38
  Speaker 9: to take the bus.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: So pardon me.
• 18:40
  Speaker 9: If I don't express my sympathy.
• 18:42
  Speaker 8: Because your new luxury truck mistakenly came with mink floor
• 18:45
  Speaker 8: mats when you specifically told them you wanted chinchilla.
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: F * * *!
• 18:49
  Speaker 9: Well, that's it for this week. This has been Niecy James,
• 18:54
  Speaker 9: your F.U.D.
• 18:54
  Speaker 5: Hughley correspondent.
• 18:55
  Speaker 9: And until next week, bye!
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: It is the D.L.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: Hughley Show, your 2026 edition. Jasmine, somebody, we promised someone
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: a human being of the week. It's somebody who's human. Yes.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: Who is it?
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: It's Kenny Cedeno Ramirez.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: That sounds like somebody Ice is looking for.
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he might be. But he did a good thing
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: before he left. So it was a viral moment. He
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: was actually named homecoming king at Mahanoy Junior Senior High School.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: In California, right?
• 19:24
  Speaker 5: No, it's Pennsylvania.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: Pennsylvania. It's one of the first things I said. And
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: he gave it to the other kid. Yeah, he gave
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: it to the other kid with Down syndrome.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: That's it.
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: Human Being of the Week. Don't you say a word. Congratulations.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: Let it go. Let it go. So he gave it to.
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: Jenny Sedano Ramirez. Thank you so.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: Much for being here. He gave it to Axton. He
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: gave your crown up to Axton. And that was a
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: loving thing.
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: It was.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: I want to give you our Human Being of the Week.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: Week why are they so low I'm not see I'm
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: not going to get into this I'm not going.
• 19:57
  Speaker 6: To have you clapping like you don't want to startle
• 19:59
  Speaker 6: anybody come on right give him the claps.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: Don't do that he gave it to Corky that's so
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: nice that's terrible.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: Now it's time for what you need to know with
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: Sybil Wilkes.
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: It's Sybil Wilkes with what we need to know. President
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: Trump announced a $ 1 million reward for anyone who reports
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: voter fraud that leads to an arrest and conviction, applying
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: the bounty to pass elections and the upcoming midterms. In Minnesota,
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: Attorney General Keith Ellison filed major civil lawsuits against Nassib
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: Bakery and the East African Healthcare Network under the state
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: False Claims Act, accusing them of stealing over $ 12 million
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: in pandemic child food aid.
• 20:42
  Speaker 5: Civil rights attorney Benjamin Crump.
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: Is speaking out after youth sports officials in Winter Park, Florida,
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: called police on the mother of a three-year-old black player
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: over allegations of pushing, questioning why a preschool athlete was
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: removed for abuse. excelling on the field. And in entertainment,
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: hip-hop icon Jay-Z is officially set to headline the Super
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: Bowl halftime show at SoFi Stadium in Los Angeles on
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: February 14th.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: I'm Sybil Wilkes.
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: Be informed.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: Be empowered. Thank you so very much, Sybil. Jazz me
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: the way you think. All right. More of the DLU
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: show is coming up. It's the DLU show. It is
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: the DLU show, your 2026 edition.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: In case you're going to be in Chicago, I'll be
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: at the Chicago Theater along with Don Lemon for the
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: DL and DL.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: Excuse me. Excuse me. Did you vote today?
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: You voted? Um, more than you voted. Lena, you can't
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: vote right now. You can? Why can't you vote? Are
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: you sure? Because she's not one of us. Because she's
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: not one of us. That's so stupid.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: I'm not talking about your native homeland. I'm talking about our.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: Can you vote in the American elections?
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: I can. All right. All right. Keep saying. People, folks
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: come knocking at your door.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: No.
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: Who's that?
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: Listen, Miss Santiago.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: We were talking about, we were talking about the mellow
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: ball and he said, you know, it ain't his job
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: to take care, you know, it ain't his job to
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: change diapers.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: You know what that sounds like? Graciela! Come get it. Graciela.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: That's a G-L. I can't laugh at you. The baby's awake. Graciela!
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: Get up. D-L.
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: What?
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: That's a common name.
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: I can't wait till you go on this cruise.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: Gracias. I'm not going on a cruise. Hasta luego.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: I'm not going on a cruise. I'm just going through
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: where the cruise is going to be at. You'll never
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: get me, Ferdinand. Oh, Jasmine.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: What?
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: Now, if you're shopping for Halloween candy, we're going to
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: tell you how not to waste your money. Jasmine, give
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: us five of the worst Halloween candies by Becca Simone.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: Simon for Aberdeen News.
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: Number five, Mary Jane's.
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: Mary Jane's. Lies you tell. Mary Jane's. I don't like
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: Mary Jane's. Delicious. I love them.
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: I love them much.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: Number four of the top five worst Halloween candies, licorice.
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: The black licorice. Yeah.
• 23:11
  Speaker 6: It's good for you. It's good for you. So it's
• 23:15
  Speaker 6: castor oil. You don't want it for Halloween.
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: I mean, I do.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: No, I don't want it, but it's good for you.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: It's good for what? It's supposed to be very good
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: for you. For what? Blood sugar, lowering your blood sugar,
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: stuff like that.
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: You're making that up.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: I'm not at all. It's anti-inflammatory, lowering your blood sugar.
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, sure it is.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: Number three.
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: I didn't make it up. Top five worst Halloween candies.
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: Nico wafers? I'm not familiar with these.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: They're n * * * a wafers.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: They're fried cookies. You know what they are?
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: Ew. Number two of the top five worst Halloween candies.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: Candy corn.
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: Candy corn is pretty good, though. I can only eat
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: about three of them. I can't take no more. And
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: the number one, and it is the absolute truth, the
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: number one of the top five worst Halloween candies, them
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: circus peanuts.
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Smarties.
• 24:05
  Speaker 5: Like a stale sponge. You like Smarties?
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: Of course you wouldn't like Smarties. It makes perfect sense.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: Ah.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: Have a dummy. I see what you did. Listen, village idiot,
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: let me tell you something.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: He likes the dummies.
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: All right, we got more. That's going to do it
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: for us, ladies and gentlemen. This is D.L. Hughley showing
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: you a 2026 edition.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: In case you're going to be in Chicago at the
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: Chicago Theater, I will be there this Friday along with
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Don Lemon for D.L.
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: And D.L.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: And also Wednesday, we're going to be in Detroit for
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: the Turn Up and Turn Out vote. Going to be there.
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: Turn it up and turn it out.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: Turn it up. Turn it up.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: Turn it up. And so we'll be there for that.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: So make sure you do all you can to get
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: out there. Jasmine Sanders, what on earth did you learn today?
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: I see Anthropit has gone public. They filed an IPO.
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: Going to invest in them? Going to buy a piece
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: of that market?
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: No, I can't. Yeah, me either. I can't. No.
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's pretty big. I mean, when you look
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: at what AI is doing from Claude to Chad to
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: Herbert and everybody else, I don't know.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: Norbit. Yeah. Yeah.
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: Anthropic owns Claude?
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: No, I don't know. I can't do it.
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: I have no idea who owns who. I think Elon
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: Musk owns all of it.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: I can't do it. To be honest with you. I
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: definitely can't do it. Skip, my man Cheatham, what did
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: you learn today?
• 25:25
  Speaker 7: I remember yesterday you brought up talking about over the
• 25:26
  Speaker 7: weekend that there was a perfect day, what they call it, when.
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: There was every sport was playing.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: Equinox.
• 25:32
  Speaker 7: Yeah, basketball, football, women's and baseball, everything was on at
• 25:37
  Speaker 7: the same time.
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: You know, white people got upset because every time they
• 25:40
  Speaker 5: turned the channel on, there wasn't nothing but n * * * *
• 25:42
  Speaker 5: s on. So, you know, they were so upset.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: That's why they watch bass fishing. That's why. I'll turn
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: it on. What's that sponsored by? Bass fishing? What do
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: they sponsor? Who sponsors them? What's that sports show? Bass
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: Pro Shop. Bass Pro Shop. I'm sorry. I don't know.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: We didn't have that in Englewood. We didn't have that.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: Coming at this hour on the next D.L. Hughley Show,
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: we're going to be giving to Deserving Someone the Shoe
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: Booty of the Week Award.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: It is the D.L. Hughley Show.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: We will definitely see you on the other side. Kyle,
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: my favorite shore bus operator. Pull that string. We gots
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: to go.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: Toot, toot. It's the D.L. Hughley Show. See you on
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: the other side.