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Ep. 12 - Greg Kozatek & Steh Cool · The Big Cunty Couch

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  SPEAKER_07: I didn't know this was like a mountain skate.
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  SPEAKER_07: What?
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  SPEAKER_07: Oh, the sure.
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  SPEAKER_07: Oh yeah.
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  SPEAKER_07: Get into it.
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  SPEAKER_07: How are you?
• 0:17
  SPEAKER_07: What?
• 0:18
  SPEAKER_07: I'm trying not to scream hi.
• 0:20
  SPEAKER_07: I know that's our that's our trademark intro.
• 0:22
  SPEAKER_07: What else would we ever do?
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  SPEAKER_07: Wicked trailer came out.
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  SPEAKER_07: Another one.
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  SPEAKER_07: Another one, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_07: Not to immediately make it about wicked.
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  SPEAKER_09: It's been a while since we talked about it.
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  SPEAKER_09: So I'm allowed.
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  SPEAKER_09: It was about yes, you're allowed one every time one of these squares turns over for my tiredness, you get one for wicked, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_07: So I'm running out.
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  SPEAKER_07: Uh more than you're tired square count.
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  SPEAKER_07: How are you?
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  SPEAKER_07: I'm good.
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  SPEAKER_07: Hi, Diva.
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  SPEAKER_07: Hi doll.
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  SPEAKER_07: Hi Disco Mom.
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  SPEAKER_07: Mother Disco.
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  SPEAKER_07: Yes, she is Mother Disco today.
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  SPEAKER_03: Capamonga refers to Club Night.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he named it after her.
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_03: He's not talking about Donna.
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  SPEAKER_03: He's talking about Gila.
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  SPEAKER_07: Wait, it's about Madonna?
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  SPEAKER_07: Donna Summers.
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  SPEAKER_07: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, Madonna.
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  SPEAKER_07: Madonna Summers.
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  SPEAKER_07: Madonna Summer.
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  SPEAKER_07: That's actually kind of a Madonna Summers.
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  SPEAKER_07: That's my new name.
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  SPEAKER_09: Actually, great.
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  SPEAKER_07: Hi, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_07: So how are you?
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  SPEAKER_07: I'm okay.
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  SPEAKER_07: You mad at me.
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  SPEAKER_07: I was a little late.
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  SPEAKER_07: Yes, I'm a little matty because you were just like a tiny bit late.
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  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_07: I was running so I was just like behind all day.
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  SPEAKER_07: I had a little apnea last night.
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  SPEAKER_07: That's not glamorous.
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  SPEAKER_07: I don't know what it is.
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  SPEAKER_07: Um the CPAP wasn't working.
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  SPEAKER_07: Just kidding.
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  SPEAKER_07: I'm not there yet.
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  SPEAKER_07: I'm not CPAP status, but I was not breathing.
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  SPEAKER_07: So the the result is I was tired.
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  SPEAKER_07: I slept in late.
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  SPEAKER_07: And then I'm now late as Gina.
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  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_07: I almost said a genius.
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  SPEAKER_07: You are late as a genius.
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  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_07: You started about three hours too.
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  SPEAKER_07: Two or three hours too late.
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  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_07: Speaks to how a lot faster.
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  SPEAKER_07: I know.
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  SPEAKER_09: That's actually really, really impressive.
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  SPEAKER_09: And you look great.
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  SPEAKER_07: Thank you so much.
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  SPEAKER_07: Tonight is like a loose disco night.
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  SPEAKER_07: And again, of course, this is loose disco.
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  SPEAKER_07: And you just say tight disco.
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_07: Jeez Louise.
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  SPEAKER_07: It's pretty tight.
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  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_07: We didn't loose because we don't tell our guests anything.
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  SPEAKER_07: Right.
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  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_07: I I was talking to you and I was like, so did you tell our guests that uh we're doing a disco theme?
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  SPEAKER_03: Because I we can't decide for like we're full theme night yet.
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  SPEAKER_07: It's just for me.
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  SPEAKER_07: And not you.
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  SPEAKER_07: No, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_07: Nothing ever is.
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  SPEAKER_07: So how are you?
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  SPEAKER_09: It's like fully hot and summer today.
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  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_09: So 80 degrees.
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  SPEAKER_07: Somehow not sweating yet.
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  SPEAKER_07: That's because there's like a uh cooling.
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  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, a mascot fan.
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  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_07: This hair is so big.
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  SPEAKER_07: So big.
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  SPEAKER_03: There should be a mascot fan in here.
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  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: Right?
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  SPEAKER_03: Don't those like that.
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  SPEAKER_07: They come with like a cooling system.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's amazing.
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  SPEAKER_09: They also have NASA developed this like cooling shirt technology where you have like water like running through a tube like underneath like a layer of spandex.
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  SPEAKER_09: NASA or NASCAR?
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  SPEAKER_09: NASA, but I bet NASCAR guys do it too because it gets so fucking hot in a NASCAR.
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  SPEAKER_09: Why am I talking about NASCAR?
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  SPEAKER_09: I'm like, you're a big, you're a big, big fan.
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  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, of the race, that race.
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  SPEAKER_03: So who are you wearing and what is your problem?
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  SPEAKER_09: Oh well, um, I'm wearing a vintage uh 70s completely polyester.
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  SPEAKER_09: I love that.
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  SPEAKER_07: Where the hell did you get that?
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  SPEAKER_09: I was searching online and I found this shop called dress that man.com.
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  SPEAKER_09: Completely, completely uh trash from the 70s, but it's just like no one ever wore it.
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  SPEAKER_04: So is it like from Instagram or no?
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  SPEAKER_07: No.
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  SPEAKER_07: Did you find it?
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  SPEAKER_09: I well, I guess they have an Instagram, but I found it on Dress That Man.
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  SPEAKER_07: I love that name studio audience.
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  SPEAKER_09: Dress That Man.
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  SPEAKER_09: Yes, honey.
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  SPEAKER_09: Yes, dress that man.
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  SPEAKER_07: It's so cute.
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  SPEAKER_07: That little shirt's kind of given me in the get down when I was once an extra.
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  SPEAKER_07: Oh yeah.
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  SPEAKER_07: Featured extra.
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  SPEAKER_07: We should talk about that.
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  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, no.
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  SPEAKER_09: So it's um it's like desert print with like sky and like put the little sledding thing underneath.
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  SPEAKER_07: Oh, yeah.
• 3:37
  SPEAKER_07: Show us those titties.
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  SPEAKER_09: Um it's my it's a mesh top, which I got and tried on for you, and you were like, You didn't live for the neckline.
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  SPEAKER_07: No, the neck was like v-neck.
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  SPEAKER_07: But it's been stretching out and kind of growing.
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  SPEAKER_09: I'm liking it more.
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  SPEAKER_09: As it's absorbing my sweat, it's getting to uh finally have that shape that we both wanted.
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  SPEAKER_09: Um it's a cool toe, I'm seeing.
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  SPEAKER_09: Thanks.
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  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, I have like the little um uh what would you call this like a Chelsea boot?
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  SPEAKER_09: We've had this conversation before.
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  SPEAKER_09: I guess it is, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_09: Chelsea boot.
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  SPEAKER_09: Oh no, it's a it's a Cuban heel.
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  SPEAKER_09: Like that's the yeah, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_09: Um I love that.
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  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, and then some like uh flare pants.
• 4:11
  SPEAKER_03: And what is your problem?
• 4:12
  SPEAKER_03: And also what is your name?
• 4:13
  SPEAKER_07: Oh my gosh, I'm Mike Fails.
• 4:15
  SPEAKER_07: And I'm Ange Balasone, aka That Girl Gina.
• 4:17
  SPEAKER_07: And this is the big county couch.
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  SPEAKER_09: It's the big hunty couch, and uh it's an audio and video talk show podcast.
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  SPEAKER_09: If you're listening, go watch.
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  SPEAKER_09: If you're watching, go listen.
• 4:28
  SPEAKER_09: And if you're rich, go fund.
• 4:29
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, go fund, uh like, comment, subscribe, review.
• 4:35
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, well, and that's why our listening numbers justify the hours I put into this and the money too.
• 4:41
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 4:42
  SPEAKER_09: Um, yeah, so that's uh my spiel and my problem.
• 4:45
  SPEAKER_09: Okay, so I have a coup I have a couple.
• 4:46
  SPEAKER_09: We'll see if we could get through all of them.
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  SPEAKER_07: My allergies are going insane.
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  SPEAKER_07: Oh, maybe that's why I was apnea.
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  SPEAKER_07: Maybe, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_07: Immediately make it a belly.
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  SPEAKER_07: So your allergies.
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  SPEAKER_07: Allergies are top of the season.
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  SPEAKER_07: It's it is the season.
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  SPEAKER_09: It's like, I don't know about you, but like when I have bad allergies, like I literally feel like I'm tripping.
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  SPEAKER_09: Like my head gets spinning.
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  SPEAKER_09: It's like I'm like I'm I have a fever or something.
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  SPEAKER_09: It's terrible.
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  SPEAKER_03: Do you you know when you have allergies, uh, you learn in like middle school to itch the back of your throat with your tongue?
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  SPEAKER_09: No, no, no, no.
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  SPEAKER_03: Right?
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  SPEAKER_03: Isn't that a thing?
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  SPEAKER_03: You like like the secret uh hack is like rubbing the top the roof of your mouth.
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  SPEAKER_09: I've never done that.
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  SPEAKER_03: Breaking news, if you rub the roof of your mouth with your tongue, it scratches your allergy like throat.
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  SPEAKER_09: My other problem is that do you know that song Unstoppable by Sia?
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  SPEAKER_07: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_09: It comes on the on the car radio a lot, and I I can't I seem to catch it.
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  SPEAKER_07: It's pretty empowering.
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  SPEAKER_07: I like my problem is that like I like it too much.
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  SPEAKER_07: Like it will come on and I'll be like, Yes! Like I'll I feel unstoppable.
• 5:39
  SPEAKER_07: I'm a Porsche with no brakes.
• 5:41
  SPEAKER_07: Your car's unstoppable as I crash and everything.
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  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_09: Um it's a good one.
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  SPEAKER_07: It's a good one, but I feel so like it's got Sia on here.
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  SPEAKER_09: I'm yeah, she's she's uh ready to swing from the uh we should replace that with a disco ball for a time.
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  SPEAKER_09: Sex yeah, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: No, actually, we should we yeah, comp in a disco ball, someone because it's this so nice.
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  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, it's disco night somewhere.
• 6:02
  SPEAKER_07: Love to love you, babe.
• 6:03
  SPEAKER_07: Well Yeah, who are you wearing?
• 6:05
  SPEAKER_07: What is your problem?
• 6:06
  SPEAKER_07: Who am I wearing?
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  SPEAKER_07: I'm wearing a jumpsuit from the Instagram brand called Mew Mews.
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  SPEAKER_07: Ooh.
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  SPEAKER_07: Not to be confused with Mucia Pradesh.
• 6:15
  SPEAKER_07: Mew Mew.
• 6:16
  SPEAKER_07: No, no, no.
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  SPEAKER_07: Can't confuse those.
• 6:18
  SPEAKER_07: Mew Mew, like Mew2.
• 6:20
  SPEAKER_07: It's Mu Mew.
• 6:21
  SPEAKER_07: It's yeah, M-U-W-M-U-W-S.
• 6:23
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: Which Although I have worn Mew Mew, like the designer, like a shoe before.
• 6:28
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, right, right, right.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's a little disco jumpsuit.
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  SPEAKER_03: And the shoe is um Jessica Simpson.
• 6:32
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, here, kick it that way because we've got shoe cams.
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  SPEAKER_07: Oh my god.
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  SPEAKER_07: Actually, these are kind of cute.
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  SPEAKER_07: Closer to the um the break of the couch.
• 6:38
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, there you go.
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  SPEAKER_07: They are cute.
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  SPEAKER_07: Jesse Simpson does.
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  SPEAKER_07: You're Jessica Simpson?
• 6:43
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 6:44
  SPEAKER_09: Oh my god, you're like helping fund her like next billion.
• 6:46
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, beef for billion.
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  SPEAKER_07: Uh, she really knows how to design a heel, an affordable heel by knocking off all like designers.
• 6:54
  SPEAKER_07: Of course.
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  SPEAKER_07: She really knows uh how to cater to the faggots.
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  SPEAKER_07: Her dad being one of them.
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  SPEAKER_07: Um and what else am I wearing?
• 7:03
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, I added a Victorian sleeve from Amazon Prime, but they were listed as Victorian.
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  SPEAKER_07: Really?
• 7:10
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, but I was like, I feel like it's a little disco if you just add a little bling.
• 7:14
  SPEAKER_07: Which I did.
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  SPEAKER_07: But you know, when you're doing period stuff, it's fine if it's Victorian because it was before disco.
• 7:20
  SPEAKER_07: Right.
• 7:20
  SPEAKER_07: So maybe vintage, yeah.
• 7:25
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, maybe her nana had a trunk up in the attic that she did.
• 7:29
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 7:29
  SPEAKER_04: She had a lot of trunks up there.
• 7:31
  SPEAKER_07: Dug into.
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  SPEAKER_07: Um and my problem, what is my problem?
• 7:33
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, what is your problem?
• 7:34
  SPEAKER_07: My problem actually is that my local Duncan is really, they're really nice.
• 7:40
  SPEAKER_07: Oh my god, yeah.
• 7:40
  SPEAKER_07: And they know my order now.
• 7:42
  SPEAKER_07: Which I don't know if you're like listeners, viewers, my current order is a medium hot with a shot of espresso, two pumps of French vanilla swirl, and two creams.
• 7:52
  SPEAKER_07: Do you I feel like you do cream and then swirl?
• 7:54
  SPEAKER_07: I know, that's why I stuttered it.
• 7:55
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_07: I was like, she's something's wrong.
• 7:57
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 7:57
  SPEAKER_03: So that and and now I I walk in and they have it ready, which is so, so nice.
• 8:01
  SPEAKER_03: But my problem is that like I have been kind of considering changing my order.
• 8:05
  SPEAKER_03: Wow.
• 8:05
  SPEAKER_03: So I can't like stop them or be like, it's ice.
• 8:10
  SPEAKER_03: Because it's so quick.
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  SPEAKER_03: They're so accommodating.
• 8:12
  SPEAKER_07: Not New York.
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  SPEAKER_07: I feel like I'm in fucking Cranston.
• 8:15
  SPEAKER_07: Well, first of all, that's a habit.
• 8:16
  SPEAKER_07: It's a weird, it's a weird Dunkin'.
• 8:18
  SPEAKER_03: It's they're not customizing, they're not doing they don't know they're regulars.
• 8:22
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 8:22
  SPEAKER_09: New York.
• 8:23
  SPEAKER_09: He we we went, we got coffee there the other day, uh, walked in, the guy was fully in the back, uh, didn't address us, say anything.
• 8:30
  SPEAKER_07: He was working on something.
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  SPEAKER_07: He doesn't even greet me.
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  SPEAKER_07: He I was like, oh, this guy is like he has him ready to go.
• 8:36
  SPEAKER_07: And like I thought this is poor customer service.
• 8:38
  SPEAKER_09: Little do I know.
• 8:39
  SPEAKER_09: He clocked you from across the gas station parking lot and whipped up your order without even being asked.
• 8:45
  SPEAKER_07: Is this pretty?
• 8:46
  SPEAKER_09: What the the wind?
• 8:49
  SPEAKER_07: In my head.
• 8:50
  SPEAKER_07: I'm like, it's very natural.
• 8:52
  SPEAKER_07: Really uh listen to you.
• 8:54
  SPEAKER_07: Even though it's my story.
• 8:54
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 8:56
  SPEAKER_07: So yeah, he has them loaded.
• 8:57
  SPEAKER_07: I can't fucking stop and change my order.
• 9:00
  SPEAKER_07: Because I'm thinking about going one less sugar.
• 9:01
  SPEAKER_07: I think I might be ready.
• 9:03
  SPEAKER_07: So one pump of swirl.
• 9:06
  SPEAKER_09: Wow.
• 9:06
  SPEAKER_07: So that's my problem.
• 9:07
  SPEAKER_07: Really, really hard, huh?
• 9:09
  SPEAKER_07: That's tough.
• 9:10
  SPEAKER_07: Hard to deal with.
• 9:10
  SPEAKER_07: Do you like my nails?
• 9:12
  SPEAKER_07: I do.
• 9:12
  SPEAKER_07: Am I a huge loser for painting the inside blue?
• 9:14
  SPEAKER_07: I don't know.
• 9:15
  SPEAKER_07: I is that like a thing?
• 9:16
  SPEAKER_07: I feel like you've done it once before.
• 9:18
  SPEAKER_07: Well, I did it once and I was like, ooh, they're Lou Bouttin nails because I painted the bottoms red.
• 9:23
  SPEAKER_07: But today I did blue, and you can't really see because like now I'm addicted to long nails.
• 9:26
  SPEAKER_03: These are short and stubby.
• 9:27
  SPEAKER_03: The sleeves are really Victorian.
• 9:29
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 9:30
  SPEAKER_03: V for Victorian.
• 9:31
  SPEAKER_03: Um, Sarah, I was like, ooh, should I do blue and gold?
• 9:33
  SPEAKER_03: And Sarah was like, careful.
• 9:34
  SPEAKER_03: It gets really Cleopatra.
• 9:36
  SPEAKER_03: And I was like, oh good.
• 9:37
  SPEAKER_03: That was 70s.
• 9:38
  SPEAKER_03: Appropriative all the way.
• 9:40
  SPEAKER_03: Like it was Egypt, it was Grecian, it was like superhero.
• 9:44
  SPEAKER_03: I was like, oh, perfect.
• 9:45
  SPEAKER_03: That's what I'm going for.
• 9:46
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 9:47
  SPEAKER_03: Great.
• 9:47
  SPEAKER_07: So my costume isn't your culture.
• 9:51
  SPEAKER_07: That's too, that's actually to drag queens.
• 9:54
  SPEAKER_07: You know how it's a saturated market, there's too many drag queens?
• 9:57
  SPEAKER_07: My costume isn't your culture.
• 9:58
  SPEAKER_07: Wow.
• 9:59
  SPEAKER_07: You know what I mean?
• 9:59
  SPEAKER_07: It's like there needs to be less.
• 10:00
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 10:01
  SPEAKER_07: Too many of us.
• 10:02
  SPEAKER_07: All drag is not valid.
• 10:03
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, I spent 20 hours on that uh joke.
• 10:07
  SPEAKER_07: Joke.
• 10:08
  SPEAKER_07: Wowie Zowie.
• 10:09
  SPEAKER_07: Wowie Zowie.
• 10:10
  SPEAKER_07: I'm so excited for our guest today.
• 10:12
  SPEAKER_07: It's a bit of a rizzy reunion.
• 10:14
  SPEAKER_07: Yes.
• 10:14
  SPEAKER_07: Uh for we're getting into the lore a little bit.
• 10:17
  SPEAKER_07: What does lore mean?
• 10:18
  SPEAKER_07: What does lore mean?
• 10:20
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 10:20
  SPEAKER_07: Like uh tales and stories, uh typically chronicling things of the past such that it provides context for the present.
• 10:29
  SPEAKER_07: I should read a book for once.
• 10:31
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 10:31
  SPEAKER_07: A big, big story book.
• 10:33
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 10:34
  SPEAKER_07: It's something very illustrated and um French.
• 10:37
  SPEAKER_07: Totally French.
• 10:38
  SPEAKER_07: Keep it French.
• 10:39
  SPEAKER_07: Do you have uh week in gay?
• 10:40
  SPEAKER_07: Not really.
• 10:41
  SPEAKER_07: Aside from the Wicked Trailer that came out, the new one.
• 10:43
  SPEAKER_07: What about All Stars Nine.
• 10:45
  SPEAKER_03: All-Stars Nine, we did watch.
• 10:46
  SPEAKER_03: I uh it's cute.
• 10:47
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 10:48
  SPEAKER_03: It doesn't feel like there's any stakes because there's there, you know, no one goes home.
• 10:52
  SPEAKER_03: And they all got a like big budget this time, which is fun because they all look amazing.
• 10:57
  SPEAKER_03: But unfortunately, I'm gonna say it on air, and y'all can quote me.
• 11:00
  SPEAKER_03: Got Mick, fabulous, drag queen, amazing style, taste, budget.
• 11:04
  SPEAKER_07: Uh is rumored to have spent$200,000 on like their package, this all-stars or whatever.
• 11:10
  SPEAKER_07: And unfortunately, they really cannot sell a garment like in how they walk.
• 11:14
  SPEAKER_07: Like they they're a model, they look amazing.
• 11:16
  SPEAKER_03: Like, I'm not dragging them, but it's kind of like you can spend 200k, but if you can't sell it, like if you can't walk, it's like what's the point?
• 11:24
  SPEAKER_09: Okay, so if drag queens can pull runway fashion, if they can spend tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands of dollars on their costume budget for a comp a reality TV show competition, it's like what are we here for?
• 11:39
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, it's like it's getting away from the point in a way.
• 11:44
  SPEAKER_09: I I guess from a purely like spectator, visual spectator position, it's like okay, cool, more is more.
• 11:51
  SPEAKER_07: I give me the biggest thing I've ever seen in my entire life.
• 11:53
  SPEAKER_07: That's it.
• 11:53
  SPEAKER_07: It's improving the resourcefulness that like we all like grew up thinking drag queens like had to have.
• 11:59
  SPEAKER_07: I just wonder if like we're getting we're almost like post-look.
• 12:02
  SPEAKER_07: I'm not saying like like well, hopefully it goes back to like weird cross dresser.
• 12:06
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 12:07
  SPEAKER_09: When I when I say look, I mean like the drag race TM kind of like highly funded look, where it's like I don't need to see like a carnival tent turn into like a couture gown.
• 12:16
  SPEAKER_09: Like I just hope to see like something that's like kind of funny and interesting.
• 12:19
  SPEAKER_03: This is slightly reminding me of um Landon Sider, who's a drag king, yeah, was talking about um wanting more inclusivity on drag race in terms of like including drag kings.
• 12:30
  SPEAKER_07: And let me just say, anyone who gets up into costume and you know does any type of drag is I'm gonna get along with because like I feel you, I get it, love it, work.
• 12:40
  SPEAKER_03: But also, if you open it up to drag kings, then it sort of becomes a display of costume because it's hard like kings to compete with queens are gonna exaggerate a male look.
• 12:54
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 12:55
  SPEAKER_03: And so then an exaggerated male look kinda is almost in contradiction to drag kings, possibly.
• 13:02
  SPEAKER_09: Because if they're going for Well, I think I think it's kind of the same problem that we're talking about with like, you know, the looks for the queens being like too over the top, too.
• 13:08
  SPEAKER_09: Because did you see any of Landon's like stuff on Dragula?
• 13:12
  SPEAKER_09: Because they won, I think.
• 13:13
  SPEAKER_03: I'm sure they're incredible.
• 13:14
  SPEAKER_03: And like they I have every right to want to be a part of it.
• 13:19
  SPEAKER_03: It's a huge opportunity.
• 13:20
  SPEAKER_03: But at the same time, I'm just also like being on drag race isn't a human right, right?
• 13:25
  SPEAKER_07: It's not you know what I mean?
• 13:27
  SPEAKER_07: So again, if if it opens up to that and becomes that, then it's like, what are we here for?
• 13:31
  SPEAKER_07: What's the conversation?
• 13:32
  SPEAKER_07: It's just uh queer people are turning looks, which is okay.
• 13:35
  SPEAKER_07: It's just a different show.
• 13:36
  SPEAKER_07: It's okay.
• 13:37
  SPEAKER_07: I I know I know what you mean.
• 13:38
  SPEAKER_07: I think it's highly problematic, I'm sure.
• 13:39
  SPEAKER_07: No, I think it's canceled.
• 13:41
  SPEAKER_09: I just think it's well, yes, you're you've been cancelled a hundred times tonight.
• 13:43
  SPEAKER_09: Um no, I think it's what's tough about it is that it's like uh drag race uh demands a certain type of performer, and I think like something kind of aesthetically gets confused, like you're saying, if you're someone who's like lampooning and kind of accentuating masculinity and then bringing it to this kind of like Elton John level for every runway.
• 14:04
  SPEAKER_09: But that's because the show that's because the fusion quickly goes away.
• 14:07
  SPEAKER_09: I think if things like if they change the format a tiny bit and change the casting a tiny bit, because of the the presence it that Drag Race has now, they could easily make people understand and find like a sweet spot where it all makes sense.
• 14:18
  SPEAKER_09: Because I do think like I'm not the biggest fan of Dracula, mostly from like a production standpoint.
• 14:22
  SPEAKER_09: I think like they don't know really how to like make a TV show and it kind of is painful to watch.
• 14:26
  SPEAKER_09: It's getting better every season, but it's like what kind of what kind of works for them is that like they have these they have the overarching theme of like horror and spooky and scary.
• 14:37
  SPEAKER_09: So like a lot of like Landon's looks were like it was like a werewolf who like turned out to be like a really horny team.
• 14:42
  SPEAKER_09: So it's like scratching his crotch and like doing all this funny stuff, and like so there was like a theme for everything in a way that it did make sense.
• 14:48
  SPEAKER_09: So it's like the can it filled the container in a way that like worked perfectly, and then they won the season because it was amazing, yeah.
• 14:53
  SPEAKER_09: But it's like it's a bummer that it took this long to get to a place where someone like Landon Cider is a winner on of a show and that the show was Dracula.
• 15:03
  SPEAKER_04: Unfortunately, sorry again, I don't watch, I think I kind of know what it's about, but yeah, anyways.
• 15:06
  SPEAKER_07: My all my my final answer about the drag king on drag race is prove me wrong, try it out.
• 15:12
  SPEAKER_07: You won't we won't know until they try it.
• 15:14
  SPEAKER_07: I know, but the show won't the show isn't letting them on, is the thing.
• 15:17
  SPEAKER_07: Right, exactly.
• 15:17
  SPEAKER_07: But eventually, like try you we won't know until they try, right?
• 15:21
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, yeah.
• 15:22
  SPEAKER_07: It just becomes a little cosplay, becomes a costume ball, which is fine, maybe.
• 15:25
  SPEAKER_09: It's just Well, don't you feel like that's where we are now with the Queens?
• 15:28
  SPEAKER_09: Kinda.
• 15:29
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, which is why I started talking about this, because it's just like it's different now.
• 15:33
  SPEAKER_03: It's a showcase of like who you work with.
• 15:36
  SPEAKER_09: Well, remember like for the original season of Drag Race, they they were gonna have it be a queen and a helper.
• 15:41
  SPEAKER_09: Like that was the that was like the original format.
• 15:44
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, but that's kind of like what it is now.
• 15:45
  SPEAKER_07: It's like pushing for it to go back to that.
• 15:47
  SPEAKER_09: Helpers, helpers tonight, season 18 with me.
• 15:51
  SPEAKER_09: It's so funny we're talking about drag race.
• 15:52
  SPEAKER_09: We never really like cut all those.
• 15:55
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, probably.
• 15:56
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's like sad and serious and not making any sense.
• 16:01
  SPEAKER_09: It's almost political.
• 16:04
  SPEAKER_09: We're lightly taking a lot of June off.
• 16:06
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, missing pride altogether.
• 16:09
  SPEAKER_09: Not a single gig book.
• 16:11
  SPEAKER_09: And I hope you never do.
• 16:12
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 16:13
  SPEAKER_07: No one ever invites me.
• 16:14
  SPEAKER_07: Whatever.
• 16:15
  SPEAKER_07: Well, well, on that note, on that sad weird note, should we take a break and then bring in our Drag King guests?
• 16:21
  SPEAKER_07: Our two Drag King guests who are ready to punch and kick us.
• 16:24
  SPEAKER_07: We should be right back.
• 16:26
  SPEAKER_07: Be right back.
• 16:26
  SPEAKER_07: Bye.
• 16:33
  SPEAKER_03: Wait.
• 16:35
  SPEAKER_03: Underneath your clothes is an endless story.
• 16:38
  SPEAKER_08: Underneath your clothes.
• 16:40
  SPEAKER_08: Or my clothes?
• 16:41
  SPEAKER_08: Underneath your clothes, there's an endless story.
• 16:46
  SPEAKER_08: There really is.
• 16:49
  SPEAKER_07: Underneath you know, starting with that.
• 16:55
  SPEAKER_08: Underneath your clothes, there's an endless story.
• 17:01
  SPEAKER_08: Underneath your clothes, there's an endless story.
• 17:06
  SPEAKER_08: Underneath your clothes, there's an endless story.
• 17:11
  SPEAKER_08: There's a man I chose.
• 17:14
  SPEAKER_08: There's my territory.
• 17:23
  SPEAKER_07: And we're back.
• 17:25
  SPEAKER_07: We needed a little warm-up.
• 17:27
  SPEAKER_07: I could have had a shaky intro, so we need a little Shakira cat fix.
• 17:30
  SPEAKER_07: It got sad and weird very quick.
• 17:32
  SPEAKER_07: Our new segment, the Shakira intro.
• 17:34
  SPEAKER_03: We can only blame our guests.
• 17:36
  SPEAKER_03: You are in here.
• 17:38
  SPEAKER_03: Fucking threw us off.
• 17:39
  SPEAKER_03: You're intimidating, okay?
• 17:40
  SPEAKER_03: It's our Alma Mata.
• 17:43
  SPEAKER_03: Hey, say that.
• 17:44
  SPEAKER_03: Alma Mata.
• 17:45
  SPEAKER_00: Alma meta.
• 17:46
  SPEAKER_00: Almada.
• 17:46
  SPEAKER_00: Alma.
• 17:48
  SPEAKER_07: Alma mad.
• 17:49
  SPEAKER_00: Alma mad.
• 17:50
  SPEAKER_07: Alma mad.
• 17:51
  SPEAKER_07: Our besties stekul.
• 17:53
  SPEAKER_07: Stekul.
• 17:54
  SPEAKER_03: Well at stekul.
• 17:56
  SPEAKER_07: AKA.
• 17:56
  SPEAKER_03: She asked to be announced as.
• 17:58
  SPEAKER_07: Are you rebranding?
• 17:59
  SPEAKER_01: Or so I'm in school to become a therapist and I'm worried that like kids will like Google me.
• 18:06
  SPEAKER_03: Luckily, no one can find the note.
• 18:08
  SPEAKER_07: What's amazing about this is that we don't have any viewers or listeners.
• 18:11
  SPEAKER_07: So no one will ever get.
• 18:13
  SPEAKER_07: Like because we say the word.
• 18:15
  SPEAKER_03: Well, we because the word cunty.
• 18:16
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, right.
• 18:17
  SPEAKER_03: We're just telling ourselves that we're shadow banned so we don't feel so bad about the.
• 18:19
  SPEAKER_01: I think you're right, because when I type in cunty on YouTube, it's like it wants to give me all the comfies.
• 18:26
  SPEAKER_09: Actually, uh, pro tip, you should you should Google or you should search T B C C pod.
• 18:30
  SPEAKER_09: That that makes everything come up real quick.
• 18:32
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 18:32
  SPEAKER_09: Oh, really?
• 18:33
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, yeah.
• 18:34
  SPEAKER_09: Um, we're shadow banned.
• 18:36
  SPEAKER_09: We are, truly.
• 18:37
  SPEAKER_09: Because it's like every other episode, it's like something's you can't say adding up.
• 18:41
  SPEAKER_07: Turns out you can't say cunty too much.
• 18:42
  SPEAKER_07: Cunty, cunty, cunty.
• 18:44
  SPEAKER_06: Because it's the big cunty couch with the cool anonymous.
• 18:49
  SPEAKER_06: And Greg Pop's the Granny alumni lady.
• 18:58
  SPEAKER_08: And introducing Shakira!
• 19:03
  SPEAKER_07: She fell down the stairs.
• 19:05
  SPEAKER_07: Oh my god.
• 19:06
  SPEAKER_07: She's fine.
• 19:08
  SPEAKER_04: She's okay.
• 19:09
  SPEAKER_04: She wants to be, she's gonna figure it out.
• 19:10
  SPEAKER_07: Saying Shadow Band made me want to be like, I'm living in the shadow of someone else's dream.
• 19:16
  SPEAKER_07: It's like, Ash, it's your dream too.
• 19:18
  SPEAKER_07: It's your dad's dream.
• 19:19
  SPEAKER_07: You wouldn't be living in the shadow if it wasn't your dream.
• 19:21
  SPEAKER_07: You want to be, yeah, it's Joe.
• 19:22
  SPEAKER_07: And it always goes back to fucking Joe.
• 19:24
  SPEAKER_00: Ash Simpson.
• 19:25
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 19:25
  SPEAKER_00: Ashley Sorpson.
• 19:28
  SPEAKER_07: Did you not follow that?
• 19:29
  SPEAKER_07: No, I lost the thread.
• 19:33
  SPEAKER_00: What was it?
• 19:37
  SPEAKER_07: We're in trouble.
• 19:39
  SPEAKER_00: I'm down.
• 19:40
  SPEAKER_07: Ever.
• 19:41
  SPEAKER_07: Luckily you can translate me.
• 19:43
  SPEAKER_07: Y'all.
• 19:44
  SPEAKER_07: Y'all are used to it.
• 19:45
  SPEAKER_01: What was Ashley's big song?
• 19:47
  SPEAKER_07: Um You make me want to lala.
• 19:49
  SPEAKER_04: We make me want a lala.
• 19:50
  SPEAKER_04: No, no, no.
• 19:52
  SPEAKER_01: She had a big one.
• 19:53
  SPEAKER_01: She had a big one.
• 19:54
  SPEAKER_01: I said no when she did the jig.
• 19:56
  SPEAKER_01: On a Monday.
• 19:58
  SPEAKER_07: If there's anyone who needs a redemption, it's maybe her.
• 20:01
  SPEAKER_07: We were so hard on her with the cancellation.
• 20:03
  SPEAKER_07: Actually, I I went to the SNL episode.
• 20:05
  SPEAKER_07: Where's my fan?
• 20:06
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 20:06
  SPEAKER_07: Can you get my fan?
• 20:07
  SPEAKER_07: It's in the uh beauty room, sorry.
• 20:09
  SPEAKER_02: The track.
• 20:09
  SPEAKER_02: The beauty room.
• 20:10
  SPEAKER_07: The beauty room.
• 20:11
  SPEAKER_07: Is that what we call it?
• 20:12
  SPEAKER_02: Do you check the beauty room, babe?
• 20:13
  SPEAKER_07: That room is.
• 20:14
  SPEAKER_07: Any room can be a beauty room.
• 20:15
  SPEAKER_07: It is beauty room.
• 20:18
  SPEAKER_07: I want to live in it.
• 20:18
  SPEAKER_07: Everywhere I can go, I can make summon a beauty room.
• 20:22
  SPEAKER_07: A beauty room of Rebeau.
• 20:24
  SPEAKER_07: Yes.
• 20:29
  SPEAKER_06: Triple time it, honey.
• 20:30
  SPEAKER_06: I love you.
• 20:31
  SPEAKER_06: Thank you.
• 20:32
  SPEAKER_06: Thank you so much.
• 20:32
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I love you, honey.
• 20:34
  SPEAKER_07: Sit down.
• 20:35
  SPEAKER_07: Sit down.
• 20:35
  SPEAKER_07: We have other mic.
• 20:37
  SPEAKER_01: Honestly, yeah.
• 20:38
  SPEAKER_07: She'll never stay.
• 20:39
  SPEAKER_03: We gotta figure out how to do the cunty couch in the summer because mommy runs hot.
• 20:43
  SPEAKER_03: It's hot.
• 20:43
  SPEAKER_03: I'm sweating.
• 20:44
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 20:44
  SPEAKER_03: At least you guys are sweating a little.
• 20:46
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, full.
• 20:46
  SPEAKER_03: Greg, you look dewy and beautiful.
• 20:48
  SPEAKER_07: Full sweat.
• 20:48
  SPEAKER_05: Full sweat.
• 20:49
  SPEAKER_07: You can't tell.
• 20:50
  SPEAKER_07: My forehead doesn't sweat anymore.
• 20:51
  SPEAKER_07: You all look sweaty.
• 20:52
  SPEAKER_07: No, you look great.
• 20:53
  SPEAKER_07: You both look amazing.
• 20:54
  SPEAKER_07: You both look amazing.
• 20:54
  SPEAKER_07: You're giving dewy in a beautiful way.
• 20:56
  SPEAKER_07: Okay.
• 20:57
  SPEAKER_07: It's giving dewy.
• 20:58
  SPEAKER_05: It's giving dewy.
• 21:00
  SPEAKER_07: Oh no, no.
• 21:01
  SPEAKER_07: Thank you.
• 21:01
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, that feels great.
• 21:03
  SPEAKER_05: Where'd you get that sheen?
• 21:05
  SPEAKER_07: Prime.
• 21:05
  SPEAKER_07: What is that?
• 21:06
  SPEAKER_01: Timu?
• 21:06
  SPEAKER_07: Is there a difference?
• 21:07
  SPEAKER_05: Timu.
• 21:08
  SPEAKER_07: It's all the same now.
• 21:09
  SPEAKER_07: Even fucking Walmart is a little bit more.
• 21:10
  SPEAKER_01: I always just heard about Timu when I was in Michigan for Christmas.
• 21:13
  SPEAKER_01: I like visited a friend and like every other word out of her mouth was Timu.
• 21:17
  SPEAKER_01: She's like, oh Timu, Timu, got that at Timu.
• 21:19
  SPEAKER_01: And I was like, what?
• 21:20
  SPEAKER_01: Timu get down from there.
• 21:21
  SPEAKER_01: Timu.
• 21:22
  SPEAKER_01: Timu.
• 21:22
  SPEAKER_07: It's her Pomeranian.
• 21:24
  SPEAKER_07: Timu.
• 21:25
  SPEAKER_07: AliExpress.
• 21:26
  SPEAKER_07: Get over here.
• 21:27
  SPEAKER_01: When your mom your mom confuses the names of like all your siblings before she gets to your.
• 21:31
  SPEAKER_01: Jen.
• 21:32
  SPEAKER_07: Jen.
• 21:33
  SPEAKER_07: Timu.
• 21:34
  SPEAKER_07: Is it Sheehan?
• 21:35
  SPEAKER_07: Is it Shein?
• 21:37
  SPEAKER_01: Sheen?
• 21:37
  SPEAKER_01: Shine?
• 21:38
  SPEAKER_01: Shine.
• 21:39
  SPEAKER_01: No one fucking knows.
• 21:40
  SPEAKER_07: Jen has something different.
• 21:40
  SPEAKER_07: That's something like Mu Muse.
• 21:42
  SPEAKER_07: It's like, like, is it a mistranslation?
• 21:44
  SPEAKER_07: Is it like AI generated?
• 21:45
  SPEAKER_09: Like, what are we like?
• 21:47
  SPEAKER_09: What's happening?
• 21:47
  SPEAKER_09: Does it matter?
• 21:48
  SPEAKER_09: Because like you're not you're only reading it online.
• 21:50
  SPEAKER_09: You're not saying it, like not going to a store.
• 21:52
  SPEAKER_01: We'll never meet like a representative.
• 21:53
  SPEAKER_01: I know, isn't that sad?
• 21:54
  SPEAKER_07: Hi.
• 21:54
  SPEAKER_07: You use W Penelope for Mu Muse.
• 21:57
  SPEAKER_07: Um M E W M E W S.
• 21:59
  unknown: It's
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_07: Going for Mew Mew.
• 22:01
  SPEAKER_01: It's copying off of Mew Mew Mew Mew.
• 22:03
  SPEAKER_01: And also on the train ride here today, I was spammed with uh an Instagram ad about for Mew Mew for a dress, and I was like, that's cute.
• 22:11
  SPEAKER_01: And then I opened it up, and the dress was like$4,000.
• 22:14
  SPEAKER_01: It was like just like a little cotton thing.
• 22:15
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 22:16
  SPEAKER_03: Mew Mew is so expensive.
• 22:17
  SPEAKER_01: Crazy.
• 22:17
  SPEAKER_01: Why is it so expensive?
• 22:18
  SPEAKER_03: Did I say mucha?
• 22:19
  SPEAKER_03: Mucha?
• 22:20
  SPEAKER_03: Mucha chuck.
• 22:21
  SPEAKER_03: Did I say that right?
• 22:23
  SPEAKER_03: I think I said it better.
• 22:24
  SPEAKER_00: Alma Mata.
• 22:25
  SPEAKER_07: Alma Mata.
• 22:26
  SPEAKER_00: How do we say Alma Mata?
• 22:28
  SPEAKER_00: Alma Mata.
• 22:29
  SPEAKER_00: How do you say uh Frisdi?
• 22:31
  SPEAKER_00: Uh you say frisbee.
• 22:34
  SPEAKER_00: Frisbee.
• 22:34
  SPEAKER_00: Risdi.
• 22:35
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, so like we were saying, this is the lore app.
• 22:37
  SPEAKER_09: We're getting into the backstory because we all went to the Vor app.
• 22:41
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 22:42
  SPEAKER_09: Rule of dance.
• 22:44
  SPEAKER_09: Rule of Dance.
• 22:46
  SPEAKER_09: It's crazy there was no dance or acting department at Risdi.
• 22:49
  SPEAKER_07: You guys kind of made an acting department.
• 22:50
  SPEAKER_07: You made a musical.
• 22:51
  SPEAKER_07: Oops.
• 22:51
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, we got to.
• 22:53
  SPEAKER_07: I was gonna I was gonna talk about that.
• 22:55
  SPEAKER_07: Risdy, the musical! Yes.
• 22:57
  SPEAKER_07: Yes.
• 22:57
  SPEAKER_07: Wow.
• 22:58
  SPEAKER_07: Okay.
• 23:00
  SPEAKER_07: Greg, you are kind of like the Mount Rushmore of Risday.
• 23:03
  SPEAKER_07: You are.
• 23:04
  SPEAKER_07: And Steph, I want to carve you in there too, but then it's too, if it's the both of you, it's too like close and proximity.
• 23:08
  SPEAKER_03: It's too spot on.
• 23:10
  SPEAKER_03: It's like Greg, Nicole Miller.
• 23:13
  SPEAKER_07: I don't know anyone else.
• 23:14
  SPEAKER_07: Who's the other family guy?
• 23:16
  SPEAKER_01: There's oh Seth McFarland.
• 23:18
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 23:18
  SPEAKER_09: And we have some other big ones.
• 23:20
  SPEAKER_09: Katie.
• 23:21
  SPEAKER_09: Katie Gilman and Dale Chihouli.
• 23:23
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, Julie.
• 23:24
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 23:24
  SPEAKER_07: We got a Chouli.
• 23:26
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 23:26
  SPEAKER_04: Jahuli?
• 23:27
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 23:28
  SPEAKER_04: Oh my God.
• 23:29
  SPEAKER_07: Well, I forget about her.
• 23:31
  SPEAKER_07: Greg, you you are the godfather of Risty because not only were you.
• 23:34
  SPEAKER_07: You're my orientation leader.
• 23:36
  SPEAKER_07: You were my tour guy.
• 23:38
  SPEAKER_05: I'll never forget the tour I gave you for some reason.
• 23:40
  SPEAKER_05: Top N Z.
• 23:41
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 23:42
  SPEAKER_05: Quiet.
• 23:43
  SPEAKER_05: Not a word was uttered.
• 23:45
  SPEAKER_05: You were shrunk in.
• 23:47
  SPEAKER_05: Really?
• 23:48
  SPEAKER_05: Truly just like.
• 23:49
  SPEAKER_07: Shrunk in.
• 23:50
  SPEAKER_05: I mean, cute as fuck, but like just like silent.
• 23:53
  SPEAKER_07: I was nervous.
• 23:55
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 23:55
  SPEAKER_09: Well, because my RISD story was that I it was the only art school I applied to.
• 23:59
  SPEAKER_09: And the day that I I went to accepted student state at NYU, I got in and I was like, I'm gonna go to NYU, whatever, I'll be like in New York, close to family, blah, blah, blah, blah.
• 24:07
  SPEAKER_09: I when I got home from that, on my desk was the acceptance letter to RISD.
• 24:12
  SPEAKER_09: So I was like, what the fuck?
• 24:13
  SPEAKER_07: I was like, now I have to like decide if I'm like gonna change my life forever.
• 24:18
  SPEAKER_07: And I did.
• 24:19
  SPEAKER_07: But Steph, you are nearby the rock.
• 24:21
  SPEAKER_01: Like you're near, like there's like a bronze statue that like it's got like the proportions are off.
• 24:26
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 24:28
  SPEAKER_07: It was still made in the 1800s.
• 24:29
  SPEAKER_07: It's not carved out, but it's vaguely you.
• 24:31
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 24:32
  SPEAKER_01: If that makes sense.
• 24:33
  SPEAKER_01: Like you're nearby.
• 24:34
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 24:34
  SPEAKER_06: You really are, but I can't put you both on the mount the mount.
• 24:38
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, you're not sure.
• 24:40
  SPEAKER_07: Not in Nicole Miller's New York.
• 24:43
  SPEAKER_05: She was always brought up as like, it's Nicole, Nicole Miller went there.
• 24:46
  SPEAKER_07: What tattoo?
• 24:47
  SPEAKER_07: Who's Nicole Miller?
• 24:48
  SPEAKER_01: She makes like ugly um like yeah, cocktail dresses and stuff.
• 24:52
  SPEAKER_01: And I remember she like she came to critique our because like for apparel design, we had like famous critics come to like tell us our clothes of like shit.
• 25:00
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 25:00
  SPEAKER_01: And oh she came! She came, but she wore sunglasses.
• 25:03
  SPEAKER_01: And she was like, not gonna work, bitch.
• 25:04
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 25:05
  SPEAKER_00: Not gonna work next.
• 25:07
  SPEAKER_00: I am chopping.
• 25:08
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, that's like a walk, bitch.
• 25:13
  SPEAKER_07: I wish that'd be incredible.
• 25:17
  SPEAKER_07: How do I put this?
• 25:18
  SPEAKER_07: Not gonna work, but it's like, so do I pass or uh passion channel?
• 25:28
  SPEAKER_05: Right?
• 25:29
  SPEAKER_01: That's a dog.
• 25:31
  SPEAKER_01: What is your problem?
• 25:32
  SPEAKER_04: Who are you wearing?
• 25:35
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, cool.
• 25:36
  SPEAKER_01: Um, so the skirt is me.
• 25:41
  SPEAKER_01: Sorry.
• 25:42
  SPEAKER_01: I have so many problems.
• 25:43
  SPEAKER_06: Beth major in apparel.
• 25:44
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 25:45
  SPEAKER_07: And has tailored and and uh cinched and snatched several different things for Gina.
• 25:50
  SPEAKER_07: That's right.
• 25:50
  SPEAKER_07: Yes, she has actually.
• 25:52
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 25:53
  SPEAKER_07: She's my go-to, she's my first call seamstress tailor.
• 25:56
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 25:56
  SPEAKER_07: Extraordinaire.
• 25:58
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, the skirt is because like part of my problem.
• 26:00
  SPEAKER_01: I have so many problems right now, but my problem is I gained the fesh freshman 25 at school.
• 26:06
  SPEAKER_01: And so I'm wearing skirts and dresses all summer until we get back to the original.
• 26:10
  SPEAKER_01: I love it.
• 26:11
  SPEAKER_07: I want to scream, you're kidding, because like you look the exact same.
• 26:14
  SPEAKER_01: I was just talking about this today.
• 26:15
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, my fat redistributed in like an amazing way.
• 26:18
  SPEAKER_01: It's all in the back of your head.
• 26:19
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 26:19
  SPEAKER_09: It's just like a big like big I love that.
• 26:23
  SPEAKER_01: You should do that.
• 26:25
  SPEAKER_02: You should do that from the body.
• 26:29
  SPEAKER_07: But from the back.
• 26:32
  SPEAKER_07: It redistributed beautifully.
• 26:34
  SPEAKER_07: Incredible.
• 26:35
  SPEAKER_01: Thank you so much.
• 26:36
  SPEAKER_01: Um, glasses are emotional support because uh allergies are killing me.
• 26:41
  SPEAKER_01: And like I literally, everything hurt so bad, and also just like You're stoned.
• 26:45
  SPEAKER_04: No, you're not.
• 26:46
  SPEAKER_01: No, but I feel stoned.
• 26:47
  SPEAKER_01: I almost got hit by a car the other day.
• 26:49
  SPEAKER_07: Jesus.
• 26:50
  SPEAKER_07: Like, I wouldn't be surprised.
• 26:51
  SPEAKER_01: Not paying attention.
• 26:52
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 26:52
  SPEAKER_01: Because I'm like, I'm somewhere else.
• 26:54
  SPEAKER_07: No, it was me.
• 26:54
  SPEAKER_07: I was trying to hit you.
• 26:56
  SPEAKER_07: You were paying very much attention.
• 26:58
  SPEAKER_01: It was a black Mercedes.
• 26:59
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, the hit job.
• 27:00
  SPEAKER_04: Gone wrong.
• 27:01
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, black Mercedes.
• 27:02
  SPEAKER_01: It was a black Mercedes Sunroof 2007.
• 27:07
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe clueless a little bit.
• 27:08
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's like a yellow scotch tape, red scotch, scotch.
• 27:12
  SPEAKER_01: Scottish.
• 27:13
  SPEAKER_01: Um, yeah, someone told me it was punk the other day, and I said, Yeah.
• 27:17
  SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah.
• 27:17
  SPEAKER_09: It's punk.
• 27:18
  SPEAKER_07: I love the gigantic slit.
• 27:20
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm worried that some you guys are gonna see my snatch.
• 27:23
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, make it a lot, sweaty snatch.
• 27:26
  SPEAKER_07: I love a leg out that's beautiful.
• 27:28
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, I love it.
• 27:30
  SPEAKER_01: It's so natural.
• 27:31
  SPEAKER_07: I love the freshman 25.
• 27:32
  SPEAKER_07: You look amazing.
• 27:33
  SPEAKER_07: Thank you.
• 27:34
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, it's it's it's like in the house.
• 27:35
  SPEAKER_00: I made my fat bitch brownies.
• 27:39
  SPEAKER_06: No, not today.
• 27:41
  SPEAKER_06: Isn't that funny?
• 27:42
  SPEAKER_06: Like coming in and saying that.
• 27:43
  SPEAKER_05: I love it.
• 27:44
  SPEAKER_01: I like that.
• 27:45
  SPEAKER_01: In what context are you doing that?
• 27:47
  SPEAKER_06: Just me entering any sort of social space and screaming, I made my fat bitch brownies.
• 27:52
  SPEAKER_07: In my mind, it's like there's a big fight going on, and it's like you walk in, it's like, I made my fat bitch brownies.
• 27:57
  SPEAKER_07: It's like, oh, sorry.
• 27:58
  SPEAKER_07: Sorry.
• 27:59
  SPEAKER_07: Sorry.
• 28:00
  SPEAKER_07: Okay.
• 28:02
  SPEAKER_07: Are you guys fighting?
• 28:03
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, wait, so you you gained your freshman 25 because I'm in grades brownies.
• 28:09
  SPEAKER_01: Because of Angela's fat bitch brownies, Gina T's fat bitch brownies.
• 28:13
  SPEAKER_01: Um I'm in I'm in grad school right now, um, getting my master's in social work, but I'm focusing on psychotherapy.
• 28:20
  SPEAKER_01: So tinkering with minds.
• 28:23
  SPEAKER_01: I love that.
• 28:23
  SPEAKER_01: We have a beautiful couch here to do some investigation.
• 28:28
  SPEAKER_01: This is actually my office.
• 28:30
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, we pranked it out.
• 28:31
  SPEAKER_09: I do a telehealth.
• 28:33
  SPEAKER_01: The the chips like represent a lot.
• 28:36
  SPEAKER_01: Like there's like a lot of symbolism behind the chips.
• 28:38
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, they're little active things.
• 28:39
  SPEAKER_07: Greg asked me what the heck they were, and I was like, um squares?
• 28:43
  SPEAKER_01: It looks like you hung them by yourselves for.
• 28:47
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, I feel like we did it, and then everyone was doing it.
• 28:50
  SPEAKER_05: What they can't see is it goes up 80 feet.
• 28:52
  SPEAKER_05: It does.
• 28:53
  SPEAKER_09: Yes.
• 28:53
  SPEAKER_09: We actually have a three-story tall um studio, but it's only 13 feet wide.
• 28:57
  SPEAKER_07: And we're all we're all on strings.
• 28:59
  SPEAKER_07: So if we need to go up, we can.
• 29:01
  SPEAKER_06: But we have yet to do that.
• 29:02
  SPEAKER_06: We deserve wire work.
• 29:03
  SPEAKER_06: That's all I'm doing.
• 29:04
  SPEAKER_06: Okay, I want to friend of the pod, fan of the pod, thank you.
• 29:07
  SPEAKER_09: Oh, pink, yeah.
• 29:08
  SPEAKER_09: Aerial work, shoot her right up.
• 29:10
  SPEAKER_07: She's here, she's up there.
• 29:11
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, pink.
• 29:12
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, sorry.
• 29:14
  SPEAKER_09: So that was one problem.
• 29:16
  SPEAKER_01: Um, that's what there's a couple like I think, yeah, there's a couple problems going on.
• 29:20
  SPEAKER_01: Um the shoes are Daryl Brown, who's like this um he used to work he was like a railroad engineer, and now he makes work wear.
• 29:27
  SPEAKER_01: And I think he was like a cool.
• 29:29
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know, he makes really cool clothes.
• 29:30
  SPEAKER_01: It's like cool Carhartt stuff.
• 29:32
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 29:32
  SPEAKER_01: He did like a thing with Adidas that I really liked.
• 29:34
  SPEAKER_04: Awesome.
• 29:35
  SPEAKER_01: Um, yeah.
• 29:36
  SPEAKER_01: And then this I went to the vessel the other day and they had like amazing merch.
• 29:42
  SPEAKER_01: So I got this shirt.
• 29:44
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
• 29:45
  SPEAKER_01: I got my dick sucked at the vessel in Hudson Yards.
• 29:49
  SPEAKER_01: That is amazing.
• 29:50
  SPEAKER_01: It's really, I thought it was like you make hand-rawn shirts.
• 29:53
  SPEAKER_07: You did.
• 29:54
  SPEAKER_07: I made it.
• 29:55
  SPEAKER_02: And I was like, what the fuck?
• 29:56
  SPEAKER_02: Taking it off.
• 29:57
  SPEAKER_02: I'm taking it.
• 30:00
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, busted up and opened.
• 30:02
  SPEAKER_01: So 1-800 Stay Cool on Instagram.
• 30:05
  SPEAKER_01: Literally, they're so litty.
• 30:06
  SPEAKER_01: Only inspired like once a week, once a year to make them.
• 30:09
  SPEAKER_01: And um, this was litty.
• 30:11
  SPEAKER_09: Stay cool is incredible.
• 30:14
  SPEAKER_09: Right?
• 30:15
  SPEAKER_01: Shouldn't there be more merch that says I got my dick sucked at the Statue of Liberty?
• 30:18
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 30:18
  SPEAKER_01: Or like my dick sucked at Lake George.
• 30:23
  SPEAKER_01: It was like, where do you think?
• 30:24
  SPEAKER_07: Can I do a custom order of like I try to kill myself at the vessel?
• 30:30
  SPEAKER_01: I had to I had to be very specific about the wording.
• 30:32
  SPEAKER_01: It says at the vessel, not on, because you can't go on it anymore.
• 30:35
  SPEAKER_07: You can't go on it.
• 30:37
  SPEAKER_07: It was like right outside the vessel.
• 30:38
  SPEAKER_07: It's so annoying that like you can't go on it because people like to jump.
• 30:41
  SPEAKER_01: It's like, come on, guys.
• 30:43
  SPEAKER_01: They literally like shut it down for a long time and then they opened it up, and within hours, someone jumped.
• 30:47
  SPEAKER_01: Someone's like, bye! Somebody was like, peace.
• 30:52
  SPEAKER_01: Deuces.
• 30:54
  SPEAKER_04: Thank you so much.
• 30:56
  SPEAKER_07: Jesus.
• 30:57
  SPEAKER_07: Well, I love that.
• 30:57
  SPEAKER_07: That's incredible.
• 30:58
  SPEAKER_07: Thanks.
• 30:59
  SPEAKER_07: Uh, I you gave me a shirt of yours for my birthday once.
• 31:02
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, daddy's money.
• 31:03
  SPEAKER_03: A month later passed, and I had cropped it without realizing like I was wearing a shirt to meet you, and you were like, oh, you cropped it.
• 31:09
  SPEAKER_01: No, but I like it.
• 31:10
  SPEAKER_07: But I was like, that's the highest compliment.
• 31:11
  SPEAKER_07: When a gay crops a tea, that means it's in the rotation.
• 31:14
  SPEAKER_07: It is literally.
• 31:15
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, you did it, you made it going place.
• 31:17
  SPEAKER_01: That's a high honor.
• 31:18
  SPEAKER_01: Thank you.
• 31:19
  SPEAKER_01: You're welcome.
• 31:20
  SPEAKER_07: But but I couldn't tell at the time.
• 31:21
  SPEAKER_01: You were like, Oh, uh you chopped my work up.
• 31:25
  SPEAKER_07: You're like, that's my art.
• 31:26
  SPEAKER_01: But I think you, I think uh it like the whole image and wording remains.
• 31:30
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, right.
• 31:30
  SPEAKER_01: Of course.
• 31:31
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you're great.
• 31:32
  SPEAKER_01: Don't worry.
• 31:32
  SPEAKER_07: There was preservation.
• 31:33
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I like things.
• 31:35
  SPEAKER_01: I think things should be lived in.
• 31:36
  SPEAKER_07: But no, it's so fabulous.
• 31:37
  SPEAKER_07: Go check out staycool.com.
• 31:40
  SPEAKER_01: Is it stay cool?
• 31:41
  SPEAKER_01: It's a stay.
• 31:42
  SPEAKER_01: Tell the story, tell the story.
• 31:44
  SPEAKER_01: The story is like fifth grade.
• 31:49
  SPEAKER_04: Do you remember?
• 31:49
  SPEAKER_01: Well, yeah.
• 31:50
  SPEAKER_01: So in fifth grade, like you had to give a Valentine to everybody.
• 31:54
  SPEAKER_01: You'd make like a little box out of like a shoebox, and then you'd stick a Valentine in everybody's.
• 31:59
  SPEAKER_01: And like typically you just get like a pre-made Valentine at um Meyer or like Kmart, and then like write your name on it and stick it in the box.
• 32:06
  SPEAKER_01: This girl, can we bleep the name?
• 32:08
  SPEAKER_01: I mean she's not.
• 32:10
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, who knows what she's up to, but left.
• 32:13
  SPEAKER_01: I like I came home with all my Valentine's with my friend Carissa, and like me and Carissa were like so brutal about everybody.
• 32:19
  SPEAKER_01: Like, we just like roasted everybody all the time.
• 32:21
  SPEAKER_01: And I like opened up the letter from and I was like, I was like, what the fuck?
• 32:26
  SPEAKER_01: And I like unfolded like a letter, like a long letter, and it was like, dear Steh.
• 32:31
  SPEAKER_01: Like she spelt my she spelt my name wrong, but like throughout the letter, it was like, you're so funny, Steh.
• 32:36
  SPEAKER_01: And like, I'm so glad we're friends, Ste.
• 32:38
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I can't imagine another person in fifth grade with me right now, Steh.
• 32:41
  SPEAKER_01: That's incredible.
• 32:42
  SPEAKER_01: And it was like we were like on the floor, like hyperventilated.
• 32:45
  SPEAKER_01: We're like, Steh, you forgot the P?
• 32:47
  SPEAKER_01: The most important part of the name.
• 32:49
  SPEAKER_01: And um, and then it like became like my screen name, and then it's just like it's just been out of control.
• 32:55
  SPEAKER_01: But I love, and then like I don't know, my friends call me Stan now.
• 32:58
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, yeah.
• 32:59
  SPEAKER_02: Your Sta.
• 33:00
  SPEAKER_02: St.
• 33:01
  SPEAKER_01: Stin.
• 33:02
  SPEAKER_09: I can't imagine Pimpier without you.
• 33:04
  SPEAKER_06: That's reminded me of Lady Gaga, like circa the stars born, like press tour when she used to call Shanjela Shan.
• 33:10
  SPEAKER_07: And it was like no one was doing that.
• 33:12
  SPEAKER_07: It was a little side-eye.
• 33:13
  SPEAKER_07: I was like, okay.
• 33:14
  SPEAKER_07: Wait, Shan?
• 33:15
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 33:15
  SPEAKER_07: She said Shan?
• 33:17
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 33:17
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, I missed all that.
• 33:18
  SPEAKER_07: Hi, Shan.
• 33:19
  SPEAKER_03: I love Shan.
• 33:21
  SPEAKER_09: She's like, I call her Shan.
• 33:22
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 33:23
  SPEAKER_09: It was like it's very staff.
• 33:24
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 33:25
  SPEAKER_09: I love Staff.
• 33:26
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, only only the real ones know.
• 33:29
  SPEAKER_07: I never knew the back story.
• 33:30
  SPEAKER_07: Stofers.
• 33:30
  SPEAKER_01: I like Stofers.
• 33:32
  SPEAKER_07: First time I heard that.
• 33:32
  SPEAKER_07: Really?
• 33:33
  SPEAKER_01: It should upset me.
• 33:33
  SPEAKER_07: I literally'm always like stofers.
• 33:35
  SPEAKER_01: It should really upset me, but it doesn't.
• 33:37
  SPEAKER_07: Really?
• 33:38
  SPEAKER_01: Sometimes.
• 33:39
  unknown: Yeah.
• 33:40
  SPEAKER_07: Of course I'm shocked.
• 33:41
  SPEAKER_07: I'm like.
• 33:42
  SPEAKER_01: Really?
• 33:42
  SPEAKER_01: That's beautiful.
• 33:43
  SPEAKER_07: Wait, Steph, you like you were holding the mic like this for one second.
• 33:46
  SPEAKER_07: It was like very like, okay.
• 33:47
  SPEAKER_09: Okay.
• 33:48
  SPEAKER_01: That would never upset me.
• 33:49
  SPEAKER_01: My problem this week, sorry.
• 33:50
  SPEAKER_01: I keep No, it's okay.
• 33:52
  SPEAKER_01: Because it's it keeps coming up like as I'm looking at myself and like being aware of like my body language.
• 33:57
  SPEAKER_01: Um like TikTok keeps feeding me like uh Jojo Siwa content.
• 34:02
  SPEAKER_01: It's but because she was like drunk in Disney World last week for her birthday.
• 34:05
  SPEAKER_01: And I like I like fear, like one of my deepest fears I realized this past week is that like I am Jojo Siwa in a way, like like just like physically or like just like the way I act, like my like bruntiness or brunt, like what's the word?
• 34:20
  SPEAKER_01: Like my brashness.
• 34:21
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's like in like a raspy voice and stuff like that.
• 34:27
  SPEAKER_04: I promise you, you're not, Joe.
• 34:29
  SPEAKER_09: You're not thank you.
• 34:30
  SPEAKER_09: Sometimes you see an element of something and you're like, I'm afraid.
• 34:34
  SPEAKER_09: That can't be me.
• 34:35
  SPEAKER_09: I hope not.
• 34:37
  SPEAKER_07: You're not sure.
• 34:37
  SPEAKER_07: Okay, thank you.
• 34:38
  SPEAKER_01: But yeah, it's like that's been like haunting me, and it keeps popping up, and I'm like, no.
• 34:42
  SPEAKER_01: And then yeah, so that's well, she is very scary, so very scary.
• 34:46
  SPEAKER_01: Apparently, one of the videos I saw was like she like one of her vocal cords just like snapped.
• 34:51
  SPEAKER_01: So she only has one vocal cord.
• 34:53
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, does she have nodes?
• 34:54
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know what happened, but she said she only has vocal restaurants.
• 34:59
  SPEAKER_07: You have nodes?
• 35:00
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, don't tum.
• 35:01
  SPEAKER_07: You should have nodes.
• 35:02
  SPEAKER_01: She's a singer.
• 35:03
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, like, she's a singer now, as of like two weeks ago.
• 35:06
  SPEAKER_01: Jojo, yeah.
• 35:07
  SPEAKER_07: Wait, her vocal cord.
• 35:08
  SPEAKER_07: And she's given like the village.
• 35:09
  SPEAKER_01: Like, you know.
• 35:11
  SPEAKER_01: Wait, what do you mean the village?
• 35:12
  SPEAKER_07: The village people.
• 35:13
  SPEAKER_07: Oh.
• 35:14
  SPEAKER_07: I was like, yeah, which village?
• 35:15
  SPEAKER_07: The village, the, and then Chambalan's village.
• 35:17
  SPEAKER_01: And like Chambalan's the village.
• 35:18
  SPEAKER_01: Have you ever seen it?
• 35:19
  SPEAKER_01: Have you ever seen it?
• 35:20
  SPEAKER_01: Not gonna watch Bodge.
• 35:23
  SPEAKER_09: Well, we should get back to Jojo because there's a lot to unpack there.
• 35:26
  SPEAKER_09: Should get back to Jojo.
• 35:27
  SPEAKER_07: Greg, who are you wearing?
• 35:28
  SPEAKER_09: What is your goddamn problem?
• 35:30
  SPEAKER_05: Finally, fucking problem.
• 35:31
  SPEAKER_05: She's Steve Madden.
• 35:33
  SPEAKER_05: Have to order online.
• 35:35
  SPEAKER_05: Never have a size 13.
• 35:36
  SPEAKER_07: You might tall, so it's like that's I don't know what happened now.
• 35:44
  SPEAKER_07: Um, okay.
• 35:45
  SPEAKER_07: 13, my god, I'm like a woman's four.
• 35:52
  SPEAKER_07: No, I my special skill is I can fit into any size shoe.
• 35:55
  SPEAKER_07: Squeeze, okay.
• 35:56
  SPEAKER_05: Um shorts, every gay millennial bought them from J.
• 36:01
  SPEAKER_05: Crew last year.
• 36:02
  SPEAKER_05: Uh huh.
• 36:02
  SPEAKER_05: See them on the subway all the time.
• 36:03
  SPEAKER_05: Amazing.
• 36:04
  SPEAKER_05: And then with all the like wicked hype coming up, I took myself to see the Broadway shop.
• 36:10
  SPEAKER_05: I haven't been in years since 2006, so I took myself to the gift shop.
• 36:14
  SPEAKER_05: Um, this original t-shirt reveal.
• 36:17
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I went to the gift shop and I got this amazing piece of merch.
• 36:20
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, you fucking bitches!
• 36:22
  SPEAKER_07: I just fucking bitches.
• 36:24
  SPEAKER_05: Oh my god by the original Broadway cast in Wicked.
• 36:30
  SPEAKER_05: There was a pen.
• 36:30
  SPEAKER_05: And I there was one left, one left, and I got it.
• 36:33
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, and the perfect one.
• 36:35
  SPEAKER_05: Please give it to me.
• 36:36
  SPEAKER_07: That ingenious open.
• 36:40
  SPEAKER_03: Unfortunately, no one's allowed to plug merch.
• 36:42
  SPEAKER_03: So this all has to get cut.
• 36:44
  SPEAKER_03: It's all getting cut.
• 36:45
  SPEAKER_03: My god.
• 36:50
  SPEAKER_01: On the pod.
• 36:56
  SPEAKER_04: I don't even like the stuff.
• 36:58
  SPEAKER_00: I don't even like the stuff.
• 37:00
  SPEAKER_00: Can't get enough of it.
• 37:03
  SPEAKER_09: Everyone has to do their battle cry.
• 37:08
  SPEAKER_01: That's JoJo.
• 37:10
  SPEAKER_07: Your vocal cords.
• 37:11
  SPEAKER_07: Okay, I take back everything I said.
• 37:12
  SPEAKER_07: You're literally Jojo C-Well.
• 37:14
  SPEAKER_05: You didn't stop when you did it.
• 37:16
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah.
• 37:18
  SPEAKER_07: You're like holding a traffic cone.
• 37:23
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
• 37:24
  SPEAKER_07: That is iconic.
• 37:26
  SPEAKER_07: Wow.
• 37:26
  SPEAKER_07: Um and then stripping though.
• 37:28
  SPEAKER_07: My my problem is that I saw Challengers last week.
• 37:31
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 37:31
  SPEAKER_05: And there's one scene where they're like backhand.
• 37:36
  SPEAKER_05: Um there's one scene where they're drinking Gatorade.
• 37:40
  SPEAKER_05: And Gatorade.
• 37:41
  SPEAKER_05: I wasn't sure if that was the colour.
• 37:42
  SPEAKER_05: Blue and green.
• 37:43
  SPEAKER_05: Blue and green, Gatorade, Gatorade.
• 37:44
  SPEAKER_05: Girdard.
• 37:45
  SPEAKER_05: And I'm addicted now.
• 37:47
  SPEAKER_03: To Gatorade?
• 37:48
  SPEAKER_03: It's so good.
• 37:48
  SPEAKER_05: Every day, walk to Key Foods, grab three.
• 37:52
  SPEAKER_05: Actually, as many as I can carry.
• 37:53
  SPEAKER_05: Because I don't think I need a cart.
• 37:55
  SPEAKER_05: And have you do you guys use carts when you go into the colour?
• 37:58
  SPEAKER_05: No.
• 37:59
  SPEAKER_05: It's very gay not to use the cards.
• 38:00
  SPEAKER_05: I'll take a shit for myself.
• 38:02
  SPEAKER_07: The basket never is.
• 38:03
  SPEAKER_07: No, you don't want to get it.
• 38:04
  SPEAKER_07: It's hard to hold.
• 38:05
  SPEAKER_07: It's swinging around.
• 38:06
  SPEAKER_09: It's like you're it's gonna get in the crookier elbow.
• 38:08
  SPEAKER_07: Sidebar.
• 38:08
  SPEAKER_07: Brooklyn loves like the baskets that are like baskets and carriages combined.
• 38:12
  SPEAKER_09: It's like a weird, like say that for country catch because that's a bug.
• 38:16
  SPEAKER_07: Okay.
• 38:16
  SPEAKER_05: Anyway, I can't stop drinking this stuff.
• 38:18
  SPEAKER_05: Cool blue.
• 38:19
  SPEAKER_05: The the dark one, not the light one.
• 38:20
  SPEAKER_04: Is that part of the frost line?
• 38:22
  SPEAKER_05: Part of zero.
• 38:23
  SPEAKER_05: Wow.
• 38:24
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you're giving head to zero zero.
• 38:27
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, I said glowing.
• 38:28
  SPEAKER_07: I don't like it.
• 38:30
  SPEAKER_07: That's why you're glowing.
• 38:31
  SPEAKER_07: She's a fat bitch brownie.
• 38:32
  SPEAKER_07: No, you look incredible.
• 38:33
  SPEAKER_07: I can't how to shame you.
• 38:34
  SPEAKER_07: Sarah?
• 38:34
  SPEAKER_07: You look incredible.
• 38:35
  SPEAKER_07: Sarah! Sarah, make fat bitch brownies now.
• 38:38
  SPEAKER_05: She's not right now.
• 38:40
  SPEAKER_05: When's the last time you guys had Gatorade, though?
• 38:42
  SPEAKER_07: I'll have a Gatorade every time I'm hungover.
• 38:44
  SPEAKER_01: Same.
• 38:44
  SPEAKER_01: It really works.
• 38:45
  SPEAKER_07: What color are we all?
• 38:45
  SPEAKER_07: I'm orange.
• 38:46
  SPEAKER_07: I like the cow.
• 38:47
  SPEAKER_01: I like the frost because those came out when we were in like elementary school, and like I would only be able to get them on field day.
• 38:53
  SPEAKER_01: Like my mom's.
• 38:55
  SPEAKER_07: Isn't that when it's like cum colored?
• 38:56
  SPEAKER_07: It's like the white.
• 38:57
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, it's milk.
• 38:58
  SPEAKER_07: That's sorry.
• 38:59
  SPEAKER_07: It's a frost line.
• 38:59
  SPEAKER_01: It's the frost line.
• 39:00
  SPEAKER_01: I know, but I like the purple of the frost.
• 39:02
  SPEAKER_01: Purple rain.
• 39:03
  SPEAKER_04: It's like puddles in the bottle.
• 39:06
  SPEAKER_05: Orange is orange.
• 39:09
  SPEAKER_05: I don't like red.
• 39:09
  SPEAKER_04: Red is too.
• 39:11
  SPEAKER_01: Red's too like juice lip kids.
• 39:13
  SPEAKER_01: Like a kid has a juice lip.
• 39:18
  SPEAKER_07: It's red for about five minutes and it turns gray.
• 39:21
  SPEAKER_03: For like we got into the popsicles.
• 39:26
  SPEAKER_04: Juice lip.
• 39:27
  SPEAKER_03: Juice lip kids.
• 39:29
  SPEAKER_04: I hate them.
• 39:30
  SPEAKER_04: What kind of is that like a child version of like red wine lips?
• 39:34
  SPEAKER_04: Kind of.
• 39:35
  SPEAKER_04: Kind of, yeah.
• 39:36
  SPEAKER_04: Which we all suffer from.
• 39:37
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 39:37
  SPEAKER_01: No, totally like the same.
• 39:39
  SPEAKER_01: Same genre of horror.
• 39:41
  SPEAKER_04: It's like Hawaiian punch.
• 39:42
  SPEAKER_04: Juice lip or mustard corners.
• 39:44
  SPEAKER_05: Juice lip and mustard corners.
• 39:47
  SPEAKER_05: It could happen.
• 39:49
  SPEAKER_05: Till it happens to you.
• 39:53
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 39:54
  SPEAKER_05: Full clown Hawaiian punch.
• 39:58
  SPEAKER_07: Go outside.
• 40:01
  SPEAKER_05: Don't wet up.
• 40:02
  SPEAKER_09: Gina's never heard of juice.
• 40:04
  SPEAKER_09: Well, because no one, no one in Gina's family would let him outside with a with a juice mouth.
• 40:09
  SPEAKER_09: Never.
• 40:10
  SPEAKER_09: Deb was running out with a wet paper towel.
• 40:12
  SPEAKER_03: And a little pencil.
• 40:14
  SPEAKER_01: He's like, now block.
• 40:16
  SPEAKER_01: Were you guys did you guys have juice in your homes?
• 40:18
  SPEAKER_09: Oh yeah.
• 40:19
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, really?
• 40:20
  SPEAKER_01: Spoiled little brats.
• 40:21
  SPEAKER_09: My family had skim milk.
• 40:23
  SPEAKER_09: Oh, we had skim milk?
• 40:24
  SPEAKER_09: We didn't have soda.
• 40:25
  SPEAKER_09: That was it was no soda.
• 40:27
  SPEAKER_07: The only juices we had were like um like aren't.
• 40:29
  SPEAKER_01: My mom had a diet coke problem and like slammed a case of them like every night and then beat the shit out of us.
• 40:36
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, my mom used to like crash the can on our head.
• 40:41
  unknown: Oh my god.
• 40:42
  SPEAKER_01: It's like Deborah.
• 40:44
  SPEAKER_01: It's crazy.
• 40:44
  SPEAKER_01: The moms with their Diet Coke or Diet Picture.
• 40:46
  SPEAKER_07: And now she thinks she's kicked her Diet Coke habit, but it's like Diet Calcular.
• 40:49
  SPEAKER_07: Now it's seltzer.
• 40:50
  SPEAKER_07: Diet orange.
• 40:50
  SPEAKER_07: Diet orange?
• 40:51
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, which is dark.
• 40:53
  SPEAKER_07: No, no, that's Diet Orange is weird.
• 40:55
  SPEAKER_07: It's not okay.
• 40:56
  SPEAKER_07: It's Deborah 2.0.
• 40:58
  SPEAKER_01: My mom's on to the seltzer now.
• 41:00
  SPEAKER_01: We're like slam and seltzer.
• 41:01
  SPEAKER_05: Polar or LaCroix?
• 41:03
  SPEAKER_05: Which one?
• 41:04
  SPEAKER_01: LaCroix.
• 41:07
  SPEAKER_01: I hate LaCroix.
• 41:08
  SPEAKER_05: Me too.
• 41:08
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 41:09
  SPEAKER_05: Not bubbly enough.
• 41:10
  SPEAKER_01: Who's got the bubblest?
• 41:11
  SPEAKER_06: It's the bubbliest but polar, I think.
• 41:14
  SPEAKER_06: Swepps has a lot going on in the bottle.
• 41:17
  SPEAKER_01: Topo chico is like a big big big big big.
• 41:18
  SPEAKER_07: Topo chico.
• 41:19
  SPEAKER_07: I honestly think Topo Chico is the best.
• 41:20
  SPEAKER_07: Is that boutique?
• 41:21
  SPEAKER_07: I don't know.
• 41:21
  SPEAKER_07: It's very boutique.
• 41:22
  SPEAKER_07: It's a kutto.
• 41:23
  SPEAKER_01: It's how you say it's like Mexico.
• 41:26
  SPEAKER_01: Topo Chico.
• 41:27
  SPEAKER_01: It comes in like a beautiful yellow bottle.
• 41:30
  SPEAKER_01: Or it's like a blue glass bottle with like a yellow layer.
• 41:33
  SPEAKER_09: It's very pretty, yeah.
• 41:34
  SPEAKER_07: Not Saratoga.
• 41:35
  SPEAKER_07: Not Saratoga.
• 41:36
  SPEAKER_09: Not Saratoga.
• 41:37
  SPEAKER_09: That was what you're wearing, but what's your problem?
• 41:39
  SPEAKER_07: He's addicted to Gatorade.
• 41:42
  SPEAKER_07: I think that was a problem.
• 41:43
  SPEAKER_05: I was like, when is it gonna stop?
• 41:46
  SPEAKER_05: When am I gonna stop spending$20 a day on Gatorade?
• 41:50
  SPEAKER_04: Now, what kind of nozzle do you like?
• 41:52
  SPEAKER_05: It's twist off.
• 41:53
  SPEAKER_05: Regular wide mouth?
• 41:55
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, wide mouth.
• 41:56
  SPEAKER_05: Wide, wide mouth.
• 41:57
  SPEAKER_05: There's different types of.
• 41:58
  SPEAKER_09: Because in the 2000s, there was like the sport bottle where it was like a kind of like lip-shaped one.
• 42:02
  SPEAKER_09: You would like twist it.
• 42:03
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, it was like if you weren't making out with your Gatorade bottle, you were straight.
• 42:08
  SPEAKER_07: I was cast for it.
• 42:09
  SPEAKER_07: Yes.
• 42:10
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 42:11
  SPEAKER_07: This was Gatorade in the 90s.
• 42:13
  SPEAKER_07: That is the lip.
• 42:14
  SPEAKER_07: That is the flat lip.
• 42:15
  SPEAKER_07: So anyway, yeah, it's a classic wide mouth twist off.
• 42:18
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 42:18
  SPEAKER_07: Zero.
• 42:19
  SPEAKER_07: I can't get into it.
• 42:20
  SPEAKER_05: It tastes like a little asper.
• 42:22
  SPEAKER_05: No.
• 42:23
  SPEAKER_05: There's no asper in there.
• 42:25
  SPEAKER_05: I don't I actually haven't read the ingredients.
• 42:27
  SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
• 42:28
  SPEAKER_05: I can't get into it.
• 42:29
  SPEAKER_05: But like I love it.
• 42:30
  SPEAKER_06: A Gatorade addiction is like the one of the better problems I've heard on this fucking cow.
• 42:34
  SPEAKER_05: I'm just worried because I know I like to eat the same thing.
• 42:37
  SPEAKER_05: Like if I taste something good, I'm like I want it again the next day.
• 42:41
  SPEAKER_05: Like one of those.
• 42:42
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 42:42
  SPEAKER_05: Really?
• 42:42
  SPEAKER_05: So yeah, like I could eat the same thing for a week, two weeks.
• 42:46
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 42:46
  SPEAKER_05: Like as long as it's available, and Gatorade is always available.
• 42:48
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 42:49
  SPEAKER_07: So now I guess maybe there is like a health issue with like too many electrolytes.
• 42:54
  SPEAKER_07: So yeah, too many, you could probably die.
• 42:56
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 42:57
  SPEAKER_07: I'm more worried about sodium.
• 42:58
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 42:59
  SPEAKER_05: I'm worried about the dye.
• 43:01
  SPEAKER_05: Oh.
• 43:01
  SPEAKER_07: You know, like that's why I do orange.
• 43:03
  SPEAKER_07: I feel like it's like a little more natural.
• 43:05
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 43:05
  SPEAKER_05: It's found in nature.
• 43:06
  SPEAKER_05: It's closer to citrus.
• 43:07
  SPEAKER_04: It ain't red.
• 43:08
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 43:08
  SPEAKER_05: Then I'm not doing yellow.
• 43:10
  SPEAKER_06: I think cat loves it.
• 43:12
  SPEAKER_06: I like yellow.
• 43:12
  SPEAKER_05: There's a dis I did try disgusting flavor, uh, cucumber lime.
• 43:17
  SPEAKER_05: Oh.
• 43:17
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 43:17
  SPEAKER_06: Gatorade?
• 43:18
  SPEAKER_06: I tried it.
• 43:19
  SPEAKER_06: We tried it.
• 43:19
  SPEAKER_06: We tried it to me.
• 43:20
  SPEAKER_05: You tried it?
• 43:21
  SPEAKER_05: In LA?
• 43:22
  SPEAKER_06: Cucumber lime Gatorade?
• 43:24
  SPEAKER_06: We did?
• 43:24
  SPEAKER_06: I don't remember that at all.
• 43:25
  SPEAKER_06: Pick of actually Kat to say her name again on the beach, on a blanket.
• 43:29
  SPEAKER_06: We were drinking cucumber lime Gatorade.
• 43:31
  SPEAKER_07: Jeez.
• 43:32
  SPEAKER_07: You liked it.
• 43:32
  SPEAKER_07: Didn't stick in my memory, so.
• 43:35
  SPEAKER_03: I ordered a full case.
• 43:37
  SPEAKER_03: She's got palettes outside.
• 43:39
  SPEAKER_07: I saw it back there.
• 43:40
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, yeah.
• 43:41
  SPEAKER_07: Full palette.
• 43:42
  SPEAKER_07: No, it's bad.
• 43:43
  SPEAKER_07: Cucumber needs to chill the fuck out in general.
• 43:46
  SPEAKER_07: Who told them that that was a good idea?
• 43:47
  SPEAKER_07: You know what I mean?
• 43:48
  SPEAKER_07: No one wants that from like the Gade.
• 43:50
  SPEAKER_07: From Gatorade or something.
• 43:51
  SPEAKER_07: Artificial cucumber.
• 43:53
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like a fresh cucumber in a water, sure, but never artificial cupboards.
• 43:56
  SPEAKER_07: And honestly, just to be the first vegetable they go.
• 44:00
  SPEAKER_07: For like it in their line.
• 44:02
  SPEAKER_07: Like, uh, that's I don't know.
• 44:03
  SPEAKER_05: It tricked me too because I thought it was the line, just straight line.
• 44:06
  SPEAKER_05: And then I said, Yeah.
• 44:09
  SPEAKER_01: Um, you guys were in Mexico recently.
• 44:10
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 44:11
  SPEAKER_01: Did you try Mexico?
• 44:12
  SPEAKER_04: No.
• 44:13
  SPEAKER_01: But I'm curious if you guys tried when you were hungover, because they have the best hangover cares there.
• 44:17
  SPEAKER_01: Um, there's like a seltzer called like Peña Fiel, and they have a flavor that's lime and salt, and it's so good.
• 44:24
  SPEAKER_01: That sounds amazing.
• 44:25
  SPEAKER_09: That sounds amazing.
• 44:25
  SPEAKER_09: Unfortunately, we were never hungover.
• 44:27
  SPEAKER_09: We were never hung over because we couldn't get drunk.
• 44:29
  SPEAKER_09: Wait, what?
• 44:30
  SPEAKER_09: We've had we've said this story in the pod.
• 44:32
  SPEAKER_07: It was like they were watering down the alcohol from like the distillery.
• 44:36
  SPEAKER_07: It was like screaming, make it a triple.
• 44:37
  SPEAKER_09: At the swim-up bar.
• 44:39
  SPEAKER_09: It was like, keep it, keep it coming, keep it coming.
• 44:41
  SPEAKER_09: Don't stop that pour.
• 44:42
  SPEAKER_09: And we, and that was at 10 a.m.
• 44:44
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 44:44
  SPEAKER_09: Woke up every morning to be like, okay, not I'm fine.
• 44:47
  unknown: It's a beautiful day.
• 44:50
  SPEAKER_01: Where where are you at?
• 44:51
  SPEAKER_09: Uh we were in uh Cancun.
• 44:53
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, fuck.
• 44:54
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 44:55
  SPEAKER_01: We were in an all-inclusive resort.
• 44:56
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, you're oh no.
• 44:58
  SPEAKER_07: But I want to go to New Mexico.
• 45:00
  SPEAKER_07: I want to go to New York.
• 45:00
  SPEAKER_07: New Mexico.
• 45:01
  SPEAKER_07: New Mexico?
• 45:02
  SPEAKER_07: New Mexico?
• 45:03
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 45:03
  SPEAKER_07: Like and and regular Mexico.
• 45:05
  SPEAKER_01: Like uh Santa Fe.
• 45:08
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I've been to New Mexico a thousand times.
• 45:10
  SPEAKER_03: I'm thinking of Mexico City.
• 45:11
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, honey.
• 45:12
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, honey.
• 45:13
  SPEAKER_03: Classic.
• 45:14
  SPEAKER_03: I've been to New Mexico.
• 45:15
  SPEAKER_03: Classic.
• 45:15
  SPEAKER_03: I have enough turquoise jewelry to style your mom.
• 45:19
  SPEAKER_03: No, Mexico City.
• 45:21
  SPEAKER_03: Don't you live there?
• 45:23
  SPEAKER_03: You would love it.
• 45:24
  SPEAKER_03: In a weird way, don't you live there?
• 45:25
  SPEAKER_01: Kind of in a way.
• 45:26
  SPEAKER_01: Spiritually, yes.
• 45:28
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 45:29
  SPEAKER_01: You drop the L.
• 45:31
  SPEAKER_01: It's a stiku.
• 45:33
  SPEAKER_01: Stiku.
• 45:36
  SPEAKER_01: But it's um Mexico City's is fucking amazing.
• 45:39
  SPEAKER_01: It's kind of ruined by how many like Americans have moved there since COVID.
• 45:47
  SPEAKER_01: And like it's yeah, like really just ruined it like within years.
• 45:52
  SPEAKER_01: So I love that.
• 45:53
  SPEAKER_01: Um but it's still great.
• 45:54
  SPEAKER_01: Like, regardless, it's still fucking amazing.
• 45:56
  SPEAKER_01: But like pre-COVID, it was a beautiful place with Spanish speaking people.
• 46:02
  SPEAKER_01: And and now it's like cold brews everywhere.
• 46:04
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
• 46:05
  SPEAKER_10: Yes!
• 46:06
  SPEAKER_01: Finally! And I'm going back.
• 46:08
  SPEAKER_06: Gentrified places near me.
• 46:10
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 46:11
  SPEAKER_09: Perfect.
• 46:12
  SPEAKER_09: Well, do either of you have a week in gay, which is either something that happened to you personally in your gay life or your globally.
• 46:19
  SPEAKER_06: Steph is straight, but queer J said.
• 46:21
  SPEAKER_06: And also the like the original fag hag.
• 46:24
  SPEAKER_01: The original fag hag.
• 46:26
  SPEAKER_01: Huge claims.
• 46:28
  SPEAKER_07: That's why you're not on the mount.
• 46:29
  SPEAKER_07: No, Steph is a fag hag who doesn't try to be one.
• 46:32
  unknown: Yeah.
• 46:33
  SPEAKER_03: We all come.
• 46:34
  SPEAKER_01: It just so happens that all my friends are gay.
• 46:36
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
• 46:37
  SPEAKER_03: Oops.
• 46:38
  SPEAKER_03: That's an incredible compliment.
• 46:39
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 46:40
  SPEAKER_07: So what's your week and gay?
• 46:42
  SPEAKER_05: Greg?
• 46:43
  SPEAKER_05: Go ahead, Greg.
• 46:44
  SPEAKER_05: My week in gay is that the community isn't up in arms because Dakota Johnson is playing a lesbian NHBO.
• 46:51
  SPEAKER_02: Oh.
• 46:52
  SPEAKER_02: Tell us more about that.
• 46:53
  SPEAKER_05: They said I'd I ripped my mic.
• 46:55
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 46:56
  SPEAKER_07: I'm not sure.
• 46:56
  SPEAKER_07: The community is angered once again.
• 47:00
  SPEAKER_09: Dakota?
• 47:01
  SPEAKER_09: Dakota Johnson.
• 47:02
  SPEAKER_07: I thought I read one thing once.
• 47:03
  SPEAKER_07: I'd believe it.
• 47:04
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 47:04
  SPEAKER_07: She claimed to be a slave for the cock.
• 47:08
  SPEAKER_10: That was a role.
• 47:12
  SPEAKER_07: Quoted.
• 47:13
  SPEAKER_07: That's crazy.
• 47:14
  SPEAKER_07: It's crazy.
• 47:15
  SPEAKER_07: No one can.
• 47:15
  SPEAKER_07: Give it to a gay actor.
• 47:18
  SPEAKER_07: Give it to a gay actor.
• 47:19
  SPEAKER_07: Give it to a real lesbian.
• 47:21
  SPEAKER_07: We got Kristen Stewart.
• 47:22
  SPEAKER_05: Who else do we got?
• 47:23
  SPEAKER_05: That's it.
• 47:25
  SPEAKER_01: She named it.
• 47:26
  SPEAKER_01: Named it.
• 47:27
  SPEAKER_07: Jojo.
• 47:28
  SPEAKER_07: Tignitar.
• 47:28
  SPEAKER_07: Jojo Siwa.
• 47:30
  SPEAKER_01: Get her in there.
• 47:31
  SPEAKER_07: We got a Kirsten Jojo in Dakota.
• 47:34
  SPEAKER_05: That's it.
• 47:35
  SPEAKER_05: The Trifecta.
• 47:36
  SPEAKER_01: The Trifecta.
• 47:38
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 47:38
  SPEAKER_05: I'd say give give Dakota anything.
• 47:40
  SPEAKER_05: Don't give her anything.
• 47:41
  SPEAKER_05: No, give her everything.
• 47:42
  SPEAKER_05: Don't give her everything.
• 47:42
  SPEAKER_05: Give her Madame Web 2.
• 47:44
  SPEAKER_05: Don't give her anything.
• 47:45
  SPEAKER_05: I'm give her everything.
• 47:46
  SPEAKER_05: I'll give her a pass.
• 47:47
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 47:47
  SPEAKER_00: Honey.
• 47:48
  SPEAKER_05: I know.
• 47:49
  SPEAKER_07: I know it's the wrong opinion, but I mean.
• 47:54
  SPEAKER_07: I might not do it for me, but she doesn't do it for me.
• 47:56
  SPEAKER_07: I can't explain.
• 47:57
  SPEAKER_01: I've only seen her in Fifty Shades of Gnap.
• 47:59
  SPEAKER_07: That's the problem.
• 48:00
  SPEAKER_07: The cooking movie.
• 48:02
  SPEAKER_07: Um Madam Webb.
• 48:07
  SPEAKER_07: She's in Madam Webb.
• 48:09
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, God.
• 48:10
  SPEAKER_07: Wasn't she one good thing?
• 48:11
  SPEAKER_07: I'm not saying she was in Cha Cha Real Smooth.
• 48:14
  SPEAKER_05: That's a movie movie.
• 48:15
  SPEAKER_05: She was in.
• 48:16
  SPEAKER_03: Cha Cha Real Smooth is a movie.
• 48:17
  SPEAKER_05: I'm not, we're not gonna get into this because I I can feel deeper.
• 48:20
  SPEAKER_05: The pressure, the tension in the room.
• 48:22
  SPEAKER_05: Apparently you know everything.
• 48:23
  SPEAKER_05: I won't go through IMDB.
• 48:25
  SPEAKER_06: She was in something Maggie Gyllenhall directed.
• 48:28
  SPEAKER_03: Because I was at the Gotham Awards with Pat, X-Boy, and Maggie said that Dakota delivered a line in such a way that was so like beautiful.
• 48:37
  SPEAKER_03: Feminine.
• 48:41
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, it's good.
• 48:42
  SPEAKER_07: She was so feminine.
• 48:43
  SPEAKER_06: She was so feminine.
• 48:44
  SPEAKER_06: And y'all can relate.
• 48:46
  SPEAKER_06: It's like, okay, fine.
• 48:49
  SPEAKER_06: Matt, Matt, Maggie's a lot.
• 48:50
  SPEAKER_06: Maggie's a lot.
• 48:51
  SPEAKER_01: The perfect description of Maggie, which is you're welcome for my intelligence.
• 48:55
  unknown: That's me.
• 48:56
  SPEAKER_07: I'm sorry.
• 48:57
  SPEAKER_07: No, it's okay.
• 48:58
  SPEAKER_07: I was just gonna say, it's that's a privilege to be intelligent.
• 49:01
  SPEAKER_07: Like, you know what I mean?
• 49:02
  SPEAKER_07: That's her cabri.
• 49:04
  SPEAKER_09: I feel like your sweat flew off your body into my mouth when that was happening.
• 49:08
  SPEAKER_09: And now you're pregnant.
• 49:09
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 49:10
  SPEAKER_09: Um, that is so funny.
• 49:11
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and I feel like I've seen her like chewed up nipples like more than I've seen the sun.
• 49:16
  SPEAKER_01: Chewed up by her brother, Jake.
• 49:18
  SPEAKER_01: Chewed up by Jake.
• 49:19
  SPEAKER_06: It's such an honor to be intelligent.
• 49:22
  SPEAKER_02: It's like, okay, Margie.
• 49:26
  SPEAKER_02: Barrow.
• 49:27
  SPEAKER_06: No, I do like her though.
• 49:28
  SPEAKER_06: She's so talented that she can like, I don't know, she can carry like leading lady beautiful roles, even though she's not the most like stunning compared to all the actresses and actors in Hollywood.
• 49:38
  SPEAKER_07: But she can carry off like let her play the lesbian.
• 49:41
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 49:41
  SPEAKER_05: Totally.
• 49:43
  SPEAKER_07: I know she's fine with that.
• 49:44
  SPEAKER_07: We'd be like, okay, sure.
• 49:45
  SPEAKER_05: People would let her.
• 49:46
  SPEAKER_07: I bet she would say canceled 35 times in this.
• 49:49
  SPEAKER_07: This is the episode.
• 49:49
  SPEAKER_07: This episode needs to be in the following.
• 49:52
  SPEAKER_01: We're gonna do a lot of editing on the editing.
• 49:55
  SPEAKER_09: You're hired.
• 49:58
  SPEAKER_07: Anyway, should we take a small break?
• 50:00
  SPEAKER_07: Because your wig is falling back, girl.
• 50:01
  SPEAKER_07: Really?
• 50:02
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 50:02
  SPEAKER_07: No, I don't know what's happening.
• 50:04
  SPEAKER_07: How dare you all?
• 50:07
  SPEAKER_07: You both have been staring.
• 50:09
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, no.
• 50:10
  SPEAKER_01: I I like no, it looks fine.
• 50:13
  SPEAKER_07: I had a feeling I was gonna ask.
• 50:14
  SPEAKER_01: It is falling back.
• 50:15
  SPEAKER_09: That was the sweat.
• 50:15
  SPEAKER_09: It was like a sweat and chemical like bond like flew into my mouth.
• 50:18
  SPEAKER_09: Like, it tastes like the wig is slipping.
• 50:20
  SPEAKER_09: Tastes like the wiggle wig is fine.
• 50:22
  SPEAKER_01: I do see the okay, yes.
• 50:24
  SPEAKER_09: Now you see it.
• 50:25
  SPEAKER_01: But I wasn't understanding what I was seeing.
• 50:27
  SPEAKER_01: You know what I mean?
• 50:28
  SPEAKER_01: It's dragged now.
• 50:31
  SPEAKER_06: Oh my god, it's going back.
• 50:32
  SPEAKER_06: Okay.
• 50:32
  SPEAKER_06: On that note, let's take a break L right back.
• 50:37
  SPEAKER_06: Oh my god.
• 50:39
  SPEAKER_06: Those eyes are all fire.
• 50:47
  SPEAKER_04: My dad's texting me.
• 50:48
  SPEAKER_09: Uh-oh.
• 50:49
  SPEAKER_04: All caps call me mom is in got into the orange soda.
• 50:54
  SPEAKER_01: Her lips are really orange.
• 50:56
  SPEAKER_01: She's got a huge soda around.
• 50:59
  SPEAKER_04: Down low.
• 51:01
  SPEAKER_07: Um label whores.
• 51:05
  SPEAKER_09: Diva's on a cliff.
• 51:06
  SPEAKER_09: And then counter punt is is the uh last moment.
• 51:09
  SPEAKER_09: Yes.
• 51:09
  SPEAKER_09: And we're back.
• 51:10
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 51:11
  SPEAKER_09: Gina's all glued in.
• 51:12
  SPEAKER_09: I'm tucked.
• 51:13
  SPEAKER_07: Uh I always tuck it halfway through just for the sometimes the tuck happens so easy, it's like, and then other times it's like your balls go inside your body when you tuck.
• 51:23
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 51:24
  SPEAKER_07: They do.
• 51:25
  SPEAKER_07: I can't.
• 51:26
  SPEAKER_07: I could never until it happened.
• 51:29
  SPEAKER_01: Between your legs or like on in front of your legs.
• 51:31
  SPEAKER_07: What do you mean?
• 51:32
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 51:32
  SPEAKER_05: She's asking about tucking.
• 51:34
  SPEAKER_07: Ask the question.
• 51:35
  SPEAKER_01: Ask the question.
• 51:35
  SPEAKER_01: No one's asking about that.
• 51:36
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 51:37
  SPEAKER_01: It's so like it's like, okay, I always wonder about like if running's uncomfortable, if like the dick goes.
• 51:42
  SPEAKER_01: When the dragon's running.
• 51:44
  SPEAKER_06: I'm not jogging.
• 51:44
  SPEAKER_01: Not for doing it.
• 51:46
  SPEAKER_03: I know I look soaked and sweating, like I just did a physical fitness test, but I'm I don't usually jog.
• 51:52
  SPEAKER_01: I'm talking about in general for males with the with penises, like does like when you run, does like the dick get caught between your legs?
• 52:00
  SPEAKER_09: No.
• 52:00
  SPEAKER_09: No.
• 52:01
  SPEAKER_09: No.
• 52:01
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 52:02
  SPEAKER_07: It has to be really it has to be really long if it was getting caught between your legs while you're working on the bottom.
• 52:06
  SPEAKER_07: But I feel like the balls act like a buffer.
• 52:08
  SPEAKER_01: They like it up.
• 52:10
  SPEAKER_07: They bounce it up.
• 52:10
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 52:11
  SPEAKER_07: Boom, boink, boink.
• 52:12
  SPEAKER_01: I had a couple people just tell me to ask that question because people want to know.
• 52:17
  SPEAKER_07: All of your patients are like.
• 52:19
  SPEAKER_01: That's like all we talk about in sessions.
• 52:21
  SPEAKER_07: I'm just so confused about where'd the pee-pee go.
• 52:23
  SPEAKER_01: I just watched I knew.
• 52:25
  SPEAKER_07: If you run, where'd the pee-pee go?
• 52:28
  SPEAKER_04: Luckily, none of us run.
• 52:30
  SPEAKER_05: Maybe Greg.
• 52:31
  SPEAKER_05: No running.
• 52:31
  SPEAKER_04: Gatorade?
• 52:32
  SPEAKER_05: No running.
• 52:33
  SPEAKER_05: No.
• 52:34
  SPEAKER_04: No, no.
• 52:34
  SPEAKER_04: Even if there's a big cooler Gatorade at the time.
• 52:36
  SPEAKER_07: If there's a cooler Gatorade, I will run for it.
• 52:40
  SPEAKER_07: I feel like coaches don't get like dumped with Gatorade.
• 52:42
  SPEAKER_05: I know what happened.
• 52:44
  SPEAKER_07: I want to get dumped by Gatorade this summer.
• 52:45
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 52:46
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 52:47
  SPEAKER_07: It's like a lawsuit now.
• 52:48
  SPEAKER_07: Or like it's dangerous because it's like ice and wall.
• 52:50
  SPEAKER_07: I think I'm a times.
• 52:52
  SPEAKER_09: I want to, I wanna, this summer, I want to um get the Guinness Book of World Records record for the longest grind train.
• 53:00
  SPEAKER_07: You've been saying that.
• 53:01
  SPEAKER_07: I it's my goal.
• 53:02
  SPEAKER_09: Like I want to have like an entire city block of people just grinding to um from the window to the wall.
• 53:08
  SPEAKER_09: I love that.
• 53:09
  SPEAKER_09: And you have to like sign up and like sign a waiver.
• 53:12
  SPEAKER_07: Is it is it good grinding or is it like white straight grinding?
• 53:15
  SPEAKER_07: Um I think it's as as much as you're comfortable with.
• 53:17
  SPEAKER_09: Oh I think there's gonna have to be, I mean, you're gonna be eventually there's gonna be someone you don't know either in front of you or behind you.
• 53:23
  SPEAKER_09: So there's gonna you're gonna have to negotiate that um maturely.
• 53:26
  SPEAKER_09: Yes.
• 53:27
  SPEAKER_09: So something's gonna have to be like, you know, put your hands on their shoulder if you're comfortable with that or on their waist.
• 53:31
  SPEAKER_07: But um You have to get yeah, waivers for everything.
• 53:34
  SPEAKER_07: Exact combination.
• 53:34
  SPEAKER_07: Right, yeah.
• 53:35
  SPEAKER_07: So you know when like straight people are grinding for no reason, it's like, what are you doing?
• 53:39
  SPEAKER_07: It's like you're at a I'm specifically thinking of Sarah's old roommate, but like, you know, when straight, a straight white couple is like for whatever reason, they just go, and they're like a little they're they're a little like set back from like a you know what I mean?
• 53:54
  SPEAKER_03: It's like swing swing.
• 53:56
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but it's like angry jacks.
• 53:57
  SPEAKER_03: Look at it.
• 53:58
  SPEAKER_07: What the fuck?
• 53:58
  SPEAKER_07: It's just they're like not on the dance floor.
• 54:00
  SPEAKER_02: They're like, honestly, it's like those hips are not.
• 54:04
  SPEAKER_07: Wow, maybe it's cool.
• 54:06
  SPEAKER_07: It is cool.
• 54:07
  SPEAKER_05: Flutter it.
• 54:08
  SPEAKER_05: I love it.
• 54:08
  SPEAKER_07: But you know what I mean?
• 54:09
  SPEAKER_07: It's just swinging.
• 54:10
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, now I know.
• 54:10
  SPEAKER_05: Now I know what you mean.
• 54:11
  SPEAKER_07: Did you guys grind at an early age?
• 54:13
  SPEAKER_07: Yes, yeah, seventh or eighth grade.
• 54:15
  SPEAKER_07: How did that fly in school?
• 54:17
  SPEAKER_07: Public school.
• 54:18
  SPEAKER_07: They went to Snapham, Rhode Island.
• 54:19
  SPEAKER_07: They were there, they were happy it was happening.
• 54:21
  SPEAKER_07: I almost had Crest and West.
• 54:22
  SPEAKER_07: They were like Western Hills.
• 54:24
  SPEAKER_07: Western Hills.
• 54:25
  SPEAKER_07: Western Hills?
• 54:26
  SPEAKER_07: Like, what are you talking about?
• 54:27
  SPEAKER_01: Wait, didn't you go to a Catholic school?
• 54:29
  SPEAKER_05: We went to Mount St.
• 54:30
  SPEAKER_05: Charles.
• 54:31
  SPEAKER_07: I went to LaSalle.
• 54:32
  SPEAKER_01: Is that not Catholic?
• 54:33
  SPEAKER_05: Or what is it?
• 54:34
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, it's very Catholic.
• 54:35
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 54:35
  SPEAKER_05: It's middle school, it was a Catholic school.
• 54:38
  SPEAKER_05: Wow.
• 54:38
  SPEAKER_01: Did you guys have line dancing in middle school?
• 54:41
  SPEAKER_01: We had like a mandatory, like sixth and seventh grade, like we'd have to once a month, we'd do our last period.
• 54:48
  SPEAKER_01: We'd all go to the gym and practice line dancing, and then like every school dance, we would line dance to like the specific songs that they taught us, and then we'd get one free song, and it was always Who Let the Dogs Out.
• 54:58
  SPEAKER_00: How do you line dance to that?
• 55:00
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, you could do you could do whatever you wanted to that song.
• 55:03
  SPEAKER_01: You could lose control of that.
• 55:05
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 55:06
  SPEAKER_01: It's like who let the dog on the town?
• 55:08
  SPEAKER_07: Like, you know what I mean?
• 55:09
  SPEAKER_01: Big grind.
• 55:11
  SPEAKER_01: Like genre.
• 55:13
  SPEAKER_07: Is that line dancing?
• 55:14
  SPEAKER_07: No, it's not even.
• 55:15
  SPEAKER_07: You're that's poka.
• 55:16
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 55:17
  SPEAKER_07: Or like ballroom.
• 55:18
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, ballroom.
• 55:20
  SPEAKER_07: Shady hawkins.
• 55:21
  SPEAKER_07: Shady hawkins.
• 55:22
  SPEAKER_02: Shady hooking.
• 55:24
  SPEAKER_07: Anyway.
• 55:24
  SPEAKER_07: Anyways.
• 55:25
  SPEAKER_07: So let's say we're back.
• 55:28
  SPEAKER_09: And we're back.
• 55:29
  SPEAKER_09: Um so label horse.
• 55:31
  SPEAKER_09: If you grab your paddle and a marker, um, as we have said on the pod countless times before, uh, this is a game wherein we assign a label from the L G B T Q I A plus spectrum to a person place thing or idea that doesn't already have one.
• 55:50
  SPEAKER_09: So for instance, we've said Twizzlers are bi, Twizzlers pulling people are trans.
• 55:55
  SPEAKER_09: They all know.
• 55:56
  SPEAKER_07: Jet ski's a lesbian.
• 55:57
  SPEAKER_07: Yes, yes, they all fucking know.
• 55:59
  SPEAKER_07: I'm like, Tucker is gay.
• 56:02
  SPEAKER_01: Someone wrote L G B T Q I A at the top of this just so they're just case.
• 56:07
  SPEAKER_02: In case you forget.
• 56:11
  SPEAKER_07: Um I swear I'm smarter as a boy, like one click.
• 56:14
  SPEAKER_09: You definitely are smarter as a boy than than as a girl.
• 56:17
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 56:17
  SPEAKER_07: You try pinching off the blood to your head.
• 56:20
  SPEAKER_07: And to your your weebie.
• 56:22
  SPEAKER_07: Um packing early for a trip.
• 56:28
  SPEAKER_05: Packing early for a trip.
• 56:30
  SPEAKER_01: Straight.
• 56:33
  SPEAKER_07: Oh.
• 56:36
  SPEAKER_09: Okay, does everybody have one?
• 56:37
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 56:38
  SPEAKER_09: Okay.
• 56:38
  SPEAKER_09: Ready?
• 56:38
  SPEAKER_09: Three, two, one, reveal.
• 56:41
  SPEAKER_03: Whoa.
• 56:43
  SPEAKER_09: We have straight or L.
• 56:44
  SPEAKER_07: We have L, we have Q and A.
• 56:48
  SPEAKER_07: I was gonna say L.
• 56:49
  SPEAKER_05: What stopped you?
• 56:50
  SPEAKER_03: Because I was like, oh, I think everyone can get a little excited over a trip and pack early and be a loser.
• 56:56
  SPEAKER_03: It's queer pejorative.
• 56:57
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 56:58
  SPEAKER_07: For me, it's queer pejorative.
• 57:00
  SPEAKER_07: I mean, I was thinking L too, but I thought that's too scary.
• 57:03
  SPEAKER_07: But it's a little too on the nose.
• 57:05
  SPEAKER_09: It's a little too like it's almost a little bit too much of a compliment to call say it's lesbian to pack early.
• 57:11
  SPEAKER_07: Like, I because like lesbians absolutely lesbian to pack early.
• 57:15
  SPEAKER_07: It's you're trying to learn.
• 57:16
  SPEAKER_01: Greg's correct.
• 57:16
  SPEAKER_07: But I but then I just made it a little umbrella.
• 57:18
  SPEAKER_07: But I pick I picked A because I'm like, if you're not worried about uh sex and romance, you got a lot of time to pack and plan.
• 57:24
  SPEAKER_07: So I think I honestly feel like, you know, yeah, if your bag isn't is zipped up like three days in advance, you're not getting laid ever.
• 57:30
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 57:30
  SPEAKER_07: And you don't want to.
• 57:31
  SPEAKER_07: And you don't want to.
• 57:32
  SPEAKER_07: And you don't want to.
• 57:32
  SPEAKER_09: That's yeah.
• 57:33
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 57:33
  SPEAKER_09: So I feel like, yeah.
• 57:35
  SPEAKER_09: But it is, it is also, it is very lesbian.
• 57:38
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 57:38
  SPEAKER_05: Lists, yeah.
• 57:39
  SPEAKER_05: Like very things to check off.
• 57:41
  SPEAKER_05: Car is packed.
• 57:42
  SPEAKER_05: It's actually packed two days early.
• 57:44
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 57:44
  SPEAKER_05: Like they're smart.
• 57:46
  SPEAKER_05: Suitcases are in the car.
• 57:48
  SPEAKER_05: Dogs are in the car.
• 57:49
  SPEAKER_05: Like everyone is in the car.
• 57:51
  SPEAKER_05: Ready to go.
• 57:52
  SPEAKER_05: 48 hours.
• 57:54
  SPEAKER_05: Do an overnight in the car.
• 57:55
  SPEAKER_07: Sleeping the Subaru.
• 57:56
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 57:57
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 57:57
  SPEAKER_07: Bundle up.
• 57:58
  SPEAKER_05: Mm-hmm.
• 57:58
  SPEAKER_07: Leaving.
• 57:58
  SPEAKER_07: You're sleeping.
• 58:00
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, that's perfect.
• 58:01
  SPEAKER_07: Full L.
• 58:01
  SPEAKER_07: Still first.
• 58:02
  SPEAKER_07: What did you say?
• 58:03
  SPEAKER_05: She erased it.
• 58:04
  SPEAKER_05: I erased it because I'm like, I'm I she wrote straight.
• 58:08
  SPEAKER_05: Okay, you're literally me.
• 58:09
  SPEAKER_05: Or L.
• 58:10
  SPEAKER_09: I mean, we're not allowed.
• 58:11
  SPEAKER_09: The only rule is you can't write straight because it's not on the spectrum.
• 58:17
  SPEAKER_01: It's not a straight room.
• 58:19
  SPEAKER_01: So I guess would that be That's queer, Jason?
• 58:21
  SPEAKER_01: Would that be queer then?
• 58:22
  unknown: Queer.
• 58:22
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it would be or buy.
• 58:25
  SPEAKER_01: I think by is the closest to straight.
• 58:26
  SPEAKER_07: She they.
• 58:27
  SPEAKER_07: It's she they, yeah.
• 58:28
  SPEAKER_07: Bye is the closest to straight.
• 58:29
  SPEAKER_07: But something about packing early is not by to me.
• 58:32
  SPEAKER_07: No.
• 58:32
  SPEAKER_01: No, it's not by.
• 58:34
  SPEAKER_01: Bye is like it's more chaotic.
• 58:36
  SPEAKER_01: Late to the airport and like shoving stuff in a backpack.
• 58:39
  SPEAKER_07: Bye is a huge fight on the way to the airport.
• 58:43
  SPEAKER_06: Huge fight during the floor.
• 58:44
  SPEAKER_07: And then being called at the airport.
• 58:46
  SPEAKER_07: Gay is missing your entire flight altogether.
• 58:48
  SPEAKER_07: Bai is being so down to the wire.
• 58:50
  SPEAKER_07: Right, like just a hand.
• 58:51
  SPEAKER_07: Just making air.
• 58:52
  SPEAKER_07: But like fights along the way, you know what I mean?
• 58:54
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, yeah.
• 58:54
  SPEAKER_07: Yes.
• 58:55
  SPEAKER_07: Like fumbling at every turn.
• 58:56
  SPEAKER_06: It's like one's pre-checked, one's not.
• 58:58
  SPEAKER_01: Also, by's like taking the train, but then they like take the wrong tram or something.
• 59:02
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 59:03
  SPEAKER_09: It's like, why are you scanning your irises right now?
• 59:05
  SPEAKER_07: We can't go wrong tram.
• 59:07
  SPEAKER_07: Wrong tram.
• 59:09
  SPEAKER_07: Gay is fully asleep.
• 59:11
  SPEAKER_07: Fully asleep.
• 59:12
  SPEAKER_07: Hit snooze.
• 59:13
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 59:13
  SPEAKER_07: Not even aware that today's the day.
• 59:16
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I think gay makes the flight.
• 59:17
  SPEAKER_01: Bye is like the cinnamon like the whole family from home alone.
• 59:21
  SPEAKER_01: Bye.
• 59:22
  SPEAKER_07: Yes, very bi.
• 59:23
  SPEAKER_07: That's very bi.
• 59:23
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, yeah.
• 59:24
  SPEAKER_07: Very bi.
• 59:24
  SPEAKER_07: That's bye.
• 59:25
  SPEAKER_07: That's that chaotic energy, the whole thing.
• 59:26
  SPEAKER_01: Peter McCallister.
• 59:27
  SPEAKER_01: Bye.
• 59:28
  SPEAKER_05: Do you guys Auntie Ann?
• 59:30
  SPEAKER_05: Do we Auntie Ann?
• 59:31
  SPEAKER_05: At the airport?
• 59:32
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 59:33
  SPEAKER_05: At the airport?
• 59:33
  SPEAKER_05: Is it still at the airport?
• 59:35
  SPEAKER_01: There is an Auntie Anna LaGuardia.
• 59:37
  SPEAKER_05: There's an Anti Anna Amtrak at Moynihan.
• 59:40
  SPEAKER_05: I think sorry.
• 59:41
  SPEAKER_05: Okay, work.
• 59:41
  SPEAKER_01: I think LaGuardia's only at Wetzel's.
• 59:43
  SPEAKER_05: Sorry.
• 59:43
  SPEAKER_05: Confirmed.
• 59:44
  SPEAKER_06: Sorry.
• 59:44
  SPEAKER_06: Okay, it's there.
• 59:45
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 59:45
  SPEAKER_06: All right, gun to bubble gun to head.
• 59:47
  SPEAKER_06: Is it Auntie Ann's or uh Wetzel's pretzels?
• 59:50
  SPEAKER_01: Auntie Anne's.
• 59:51
  SPEAKER_09: Auntie Anne's.
• 59:52
  SPEAKER_01: But Wetzel's pretzels are bigger.
• 59:54
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 59:54
  SPEAKER_09: But that's like if you want a pretzel, maybe go to Wetzel's pretzels.
• 59:56
  SPEAKER_09: But if you want like a cake.
• 59:57
  SPEAKER_09: If you want to drink like sugar cum, then go to go to the auntie.
• 1:00:02
  SPEAKER_04: Go to auntie.
• 1:00:04
  SPEAKER_01: Auntie.
• 1:00:05
  SPEAKER_04: I'll have an auntie Anne.
• 1:00:08
  SPEAKER_04: I would lie.
• 1:00:09
  SPEAKER_04: That's my order.
• 1:00:10
  SPEAKER_04: I've never been.
• 1:00:11
  SPEAKER_04: I'll have the auntie.
• 1:00:13
  SPEAKER_04: Special.
• 1:00:15
  SPEAKER_09: Very confident, but like also a little scared.
• 1:00:21
  SPEAKER_04: If I speak to my aunt.
• 1:00:23
  SPEAKER_04: An Jesus.
• 1:00:25
  SPEAKER_09: Jeez, Louise.
• 1:00:27
  SPEAKER_05: Okay, so I have one.
• 1:00:28
  SPEAKER_05: What is it?
• 1:00:29
  SPEAKER_05: Yes, exoskeletons.
• 1:00:31
  SPEAKER_07: Like what's on the outside of a bug.
• 1:00:33
  SPEAKER_07: Cicada.
• 1:00:34
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 1:00:35
  SPEAKER_07: Wait, do you mean like what they shed?
• 1:00:36
  SPEAKER_05: What they shed, a husk.
• 1:00:37
  SPEAKER_07: Okay, dumb it down for a drag queen.
• 1:00:39
  SPEAKER_05: Like uh yeah, like a shell, a husk.
• 1:00:41
  SPEAKER_05: Like a bug that like has its armor on its body.
• 1:00:45
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, I know this.
• 1:00:46
  SPEAKER_04: There's my mark.
• 1:00:47
  SPEAKER_05: I cheat so much.
• 1:00:48
  SPEAKER_00: I want to see what old old Greg's got over here.
• 1:00:50
  SPEAKER_00: You can't write or this.
• 1:00:52
  SPEAKER_01: Or Greg's answer.
• 1:00:54
  SPEAKER_04: They got no one talks about old Greg anymore.
• 1:00:56
  SPEAKER_01: Old Greg.
• 1:00:57
  SPEAKER_04: Old Greg humor.
• 1:00:58
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 1:00:58
  SPEAKER_07: Old Greg humor.
• 1:00:59
  SPEAKER_07: That's so huge for the game.
• 1:01:00
  SPEAKER_07: That should be that's too strange.
• 1:01:02
  SPEAKER_07: My bird.
• 1:01:03
  SPEAKER_01: We're doing old Greg humor next.
• 1:01:04
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:01:05
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
• 1:01:05
  SPEAKER_07: Greg humor is like double clicker.
• 1:01:08
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 1:01:09
  SPEAKER_01: I guess that's Q.
• 1:01:13
  SPEAKER_05: Classic.
• 1:01:14
  SPEAKER_05: Works every time.
• 1:01:14
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 1:01:15
  SPEAKER_09: Three, two, one, reveal.
• 1:01:18
  SPEAKER_09: I D?
• 1:01:19
  SPEAKER_09: What the hell is D?
• 1:01:20
  SPEAKER_07: Use drag.
• 1:01:21
  SPEAKER_05: Ah!
• 1:01:22
  SPEAKER_07: First D.
• 1:01:23
  SPEAKER_09: Oh, okay.
• 1:01:23
  SPEAKER_09: And T and T.
• 1:01:24
  SPEAKER_07: First D on the paddle.
• 1:01:26
  SPEAKER_09: No, we've had D before.
• 1:01:27
  SPEAKER_09: Not on a paddle, but we've said D for drag queen.
• 1:01:30
  SPEAKER_01: I thought T was too obvious.
• 1:01:31
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, I mean, that's it's like that's the thing.
• 1:01:33
  SPEAKER_07: It's like metamorphosis, transformation.
• 1:01:35
  SPEAKER_07: It's T.
• 1:01:36
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 1:01:36
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I was my choice I because it's like, I feel like it's like they're like, like they're not like they're not well like I is always I is always we gotta always gotta be careful with I.
• 1:01:47
  SPEAKER_01: It's you know, I we gotta Okay, we're can we delete that?
• 1:01:51
  SPEAKER_01: We have to delete that.
• 1:01:52
  SPEAKER_01: We have to delete that.
• 1:01:54
  SPEAKER_03: No, no, it's easy.
• 1:01:56
  SPEAKER_05: I'll never work in this town again.
• 1:01:59
  SPEAKER_02: You're like, I think it's I because it's like okay, okay, yes, okay, okay.
• 1:02:10
  SPEAKER_07: And we love that.
• 1:02:14
  SPEAKER_07: And now that's the I experience.
• 1:02:16
  SPEAKER_07: That was like the mummy.
• 1:02:17
  SPEAKER_10: Like, like how do I put this?
• 1:02:24
  SPEAKER_07: Sorry.
• 1:02:25
  SPEAKER_07: Sarah's throwing up.
• 1:02:31
  SPEAKER_03: Sarah's purging from the ass.
• 1:02:36
  SPEAKER_03: Is it still considered bulimia if you purge from the butt?
• 1:02:39
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well, yeah, like there's people that abuse um I used to sing that song.
• 1:02:43
  SPEAKER_01: What are the uh why can't I remember the words it is?
• 1:02:48
  SPEAKER_03: It's the problematic episode, so I need a sing, is it still considered bulimia if I purge from the butt?
• 1:02:54
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:02:55
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:02:58
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:02:59
  SPEAKER_07: T, yeah, too obvious.
• 1:03:01
  SPEAKER_07: T for T for too obvious.
• 1:03:03
  SPEAKER_05: D for D for drag.
• 1:03:05
  SPEAKER_05: I mean It's a reveal.
• 1:03:06
  SPEAKER_07: It's a reveal.
• 1:03:07
  SPEAKER_07: Wow.
• 1:03:09
  SPEAKER_07: Now that's giving alphabet soup, yeah.
• 1:03:11
  SPEAKER_07: That's giving OG.
• 1:03:12
  SPEAKER_07: There was more letters.
• 1:03:13
  SPEAKER_07: We like allowed it.
• 1:03:14
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 1:03:14
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 1:03:15
  SPEAKER_06: We did allow it at one point.
• 1:03:16
  SPEAKER_06: We did allow it.
• 1:03:17
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, we'll allow it for you because you're on the mount.
• 1:03:18
  SPEAKER_07: Thank you.
• 1:03:19
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, you're Mount Rush.
• 1:03:20
  SPEAKER_07: It's a reveal, it's like annoying.
• 1:03:22
  SPEAKER_07: It's wasteful.
• 1:03:23
  SPEAKER_07: They're leaving they're leaving their shit everywhere.
• 1:03:26
  SPEAKER_05: A whole room full of like scattered empty cups.
• 1:03:29
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 1:03:29
  SPEAKER_07: Like wigs everywhere.
• 1:03:31
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 1:03:32
  SPEAKER_07: Now, how is this related to like a lizard like ditching their tail?
• 1:03:36
  SPEAKER_07: Similar?
• 1:03:37
  SPEAKER_07: I think similar.
• 1:03:38
  SPEAKER_05: They're leaving their shit around.
• 1:03:40
  SPEAKER_05: I don't know if it's an exoskeleton.
• 1:03:41
  SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
• 1:03:42
  SPEAKER_07: It's not.
• 1:03:43
  SPEAKER_05: Okay, thank you.
• 1:03:44
  SPEAKER_05: But like it says that.
• 1:03:45
  SPEAKER_04: It's like tail, like lizards love to like poop out their tail, and then it's like they drop their tail.
• 1:03:48
  SPEAKER_04: They drop it.
• 1:03:49
  SPEAKER_07: And I've never seen it.
• 1:03:51
  SPEAKER_01: They get rid of the tail or they get rid of their skin.
• 1:03:53
  SPEAKER_09: When they're being under dress.
• 1:03:56
  SPEAKER_09: Yes.
• 1:03:56
  SPEAKER_09: If they're being their tail is like bitten, they'll like be like, bye.
• 1:03:59
  SPEAKER_07: Or if their tail is stopped, they're like, oh, watch this.
• 1:04:02
  SPEAKER_01: And then they grow a new one.
• 1:04:03
  SPEAKER_05: My barberita was telling me that when she lived in Florida.
• 1:04:06
  SPEAKER_07: Your margarita.
• 1:04:06
  SPEAKER_07: My barberita.
• 1:04:07
  SPEAKER_07: I was like, Your barberita.
• 1:04:09
  SPEAKER_07: Barber?
• 1:04:09
  SPEAKER_07: Barbarita.
• 1:04:11
  SPEAKER_07: She should start a business called Barbaritas.
• 1:04:13
  SPEAKER_07: Barberita.
• 1:04:14
  SPEAKER_07: Barberita?
• 1:04:15
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, frozen barberita.
• 1:04:16
  SPEAKER_05: I'm on a frozen barberita, right?
• 1:04:17
  SPEAKER_05: I want a fucking frozen barbarita.
• 1:04:20
  SPEAKER_05: Frozen barberita.
• 1:04:21
  SPEAKER_05: Barbarita.
• 1:04:23
  SPEAKER_05: She said when she lived in Florida, that gay guys would put them in their the tails would just put them in their ears.
• 1:04:29
  SPEAKER_01: Tails or those blizzard tails.
• 1:04:30
  SPEAKER_05: I wonder if you need a little gauge.
• 1:04:32
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I see.
• 1:04:33
  SPEAKER_01: So you like stick it through the hole.
• 1:04:34
  SPEAKER_01: Sig it through the hole.
• 1:04:35
  SPEAKER_01: Why would the gay guys do that?
• 1:04:36
  SPEAKER_07: Ask barbarita.
• 1:04:37
  SPEAKER_07: Because like they needed to invent a dangly earring.
• 1:04:39
  SPEAKER_07: You're right.
• 1:04:41
  SPEAKER_09: Given any any culture under any circumstances, a gay will invent a dangly earring.
• 1:04:45
  SPEAKER_09: There you go.
• 1:04:46
  SPEAKER_09: It just happens.
• 1:04:47
  SPEAKER_09: It means he survives.
• 1:04:49
  SPEAKER_09: It needs to happen.
• 1:04:51
  SPEAKER_07: I'm gonna get you one.
• 1:04:52
  SPEAKER_07: A tail.
• 1:04:53
  SPEAKER_07: A tail.
• 1:04:53
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 1:04:54
  SPEAKER_07: I've always wanted one.
• 1:04:55
  SPEAKER_07: What kind of tail do we all have?
• 1:04:57
  SPEAKER_07: We asked this question back in uh college.
• 1:04:59
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 1:05:00
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, it's the college app.
• 1:05:01
  SPEAKER_07: What do I have?
• 1:05:01
  SPEAKER_07: I have like a docked, I have like a docked like boxer sniped.
• 1:05:04
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, based on your personality.
• 1:05:07
  SPEAKER_07: He has a box or snip.
• 1:05:08
  SPEAKER_07: Like it's like this.
• 1:05:10
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
• 1:05:11
  SPEAKER_00: I hate that.
• 1:05:13
  SPEAKER_07: That's what I got.
• 1:05:14
  SPEAKER_07: That's what do you got?
• 1:05:15
  SPEAKER_00: I have like What about like a classic lion?
• 1:05:19
  SPEAKER_09: I'm seeing something like swishes.
• 1:05:20
  SPEAKER_05: Maybe like a cat a cat when it's in the way.
• 1:05:23
  SPEAKER_07: Oh cat's tail.
• 1:05:24
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:05:24
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 1:05:25
  SPEAKER_07: Mancoon.
• 1:05:26
  SPEAKER_05: Manco.
• 1:05:26
  SPEAKER_05: We went to the cat.
• 1:05:27
  SPEAKER_05: We saw Mancoon.
• 1:05:29
  SPEAKER_07: Lucky.
• 1:05:30
  SPEAKER_07: Huge.
• 1:05:31
  SPEAKER_07: They're gigantic.
• 1:05:31
  SPEAKER_07: They're like this big.
• 1:05:32
  SPEAKER_07: Now are you old cat people?
• 1:05:34
  SPEAKER_07: Disgusting.
• 1:05:34
  SPEAKER_01: I'm a Mancoon person.
• 1:05:35
  SPEAKER_01: I had one growing up.
• 1:05:36
  SPEAKER_01: You had a Maine Coon?
• 1:05:37
  SPEAKER_07: Really?
• 1:05:39
  SPEAKER_01: His name was Frosty.
• 1:05:40
  SPEAKER_01: And he was gorgeous.
• 1:05:41
  SPEAKER_01: And um they they because he was a Coke dealer.
• 1:05:45
  SPEAKER_10: Right.
• 1:05:45
  SPEAKER_10: Yeah.
• 1:05:45
  SPEAKER_10: Your cat?
• 1:05:46
  SPEAKER_10: Your cat did Coke.
• 1:05:47
  SPEAKER_01: No, allegedly the vet.
• 1:05:49
  SPEAKER_01: I remember they said that this cat was a drug.
• 1:05:51
  SPEAKER_01: They said that they found the cat on the side of the road and he had frost on his head, so they called him Frosty.
• 1:05:55
  SPEAKER_01: And like I honored that for some reason instead of renaming him.
• 1:05:58
  SPEAKER_07: Sometimes it's it's right.
• 1:05:59
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 1:06:00
  SPEAKER_07: When the job is done for you, yeah.
• 1:06:01
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:06:02
  SPEAKER_07: I actually think it's really hard to rename a pet if it's already in the like works.
• 1:06:06
  SPEAKER_01: What were your pet names growing up?
• 1:06:08
  SPEAKER_01: Or like what pets did you have and what were the names?
• 1:06:09
  SPEAKER_09: We had a we adopted an overweight dog uh named JD.
• 1:06:14
  SPEAKER_09: Um that that was.
• 1:06:18
  SPEAKER_01: JD.
• 1:06:18
  SPEAKER_09: And it and it we and it stood for just dog.
• 1:06:21
  SPEAKER_09: Oh, I was gonna say just dessert.
• 1:06:22
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, basically, yeah.
• 1:06:23
  SPEAKER_01: JD's such like a heavy name.
• 1:06:25
  SPEAKER_01: We had a Bijan.
• 1:06:26
  SPEAKER_01: I'm right though, Greg.
• 1:06:27
  SPEAKER_01: I'm right.
• 1:06:28
  SPEAKER_01: JD's canceled again!
• 1:06:30
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 1:06:32
  SPEAKER_04: I had a dog, we had a Bichon named Molly, and she socked.
• 1:06:35
  SPEAKER_07: Didn't she root island?
• 1:06:37
  SPEAKER_07: Didn't she like grow lips?
• 1:06:38
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, she did.
• 1:06:40
  SPEAKER_08: Grow lips.
• 1:06:41
  SPEAKER_07: She did.
• 1:06:41
  SPEAKER_07: One time, like towards the end of her life, she started to get all these weird ailments, and like she just started to go a little cuckoo and was barking a ton and like was behaving awful.
• 1:06:51
  SPEAKER_07: And so she was barking, and I was like, My God, and my mom's like, I know she's been so awful, and her lips.
• 1:06:58
  SPEAKER_07: And I looked down because she had been barking for food, and she had a huge set of swollen lips.
• 1:07:03
  SPEAKER_07: Like her dog fulcrum was like had got a weird, it was blown out.
• 1:07:09
  SPEAKER_01: She and my mom's like, yeah, and her lips her orange soda.
• 1:07:18
  SPEAKER_07: Given the Gatorade bottle.
• 1:07:19
  SPEAKER_07: Mom, they were like squished and like full fall crumbs.
• 1:07:23
  SPEAKER_07: Didn't her like pussy get inflamed too?
• 1:07:25
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, she was bleeding from the pussy the whole god.
• 1:07:28
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, but like big big toe.
• 1:07:30
  SPEAKER_07: Her tail ended up like coming up like a bone and was like, No, but I thought I thought her like I thought her like vagina lips got swollen too, didn't they?
• 1:07:39
  SPEAKER_07: Like no, I'm not sure.
• 1:07:41
  SPEAKER_07: I think you can answer that.
• 1:07:42
  SPEAKER_07: I think you sent me some photos sometime where she was like shaved.
• 1:07:45
  SPEAKER_07: Oh yeah, she had a big pussy.
• 1:07:47
  SPEAKER_01: She had a big pussy.
• 1:07:48
  SPEAKER_01: Did she give birth or did it get stretched out from birth?
• 1:07:50
  SPEAKER_06: No, just a big bagel.
• 1:07:51
  SPEAKER_01: Just a big bagel.
• 1:07:52
  SPEAKER_06: She was she was known for it.
• 1:07:53
  SPEAKER_06: She was known for her big puss.
• 1:07:55
  SPEAKER_06: She was.
• 1:07:55
  SPEAKER_06: She uh she rocked it.
• 1:07:58
  SPEAKER_06: She rocked it.
• 1:07:58
  SPEAKER_06: Not her pussy lips, her regular lips were human.
• 1:08:01
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, right.
• 1:08:02
  SPEAKER_01: That is crazy.
• 1:08:02
  SPEAKER_01: I gotta see a picture of her.
• 1:08:04
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, we gotta, after we have to look at Molly.
• 1:08:06
  SPEAKER_05: Oh my god.
• 1:08:07
  SPEAKER_01: The people deserve to see her too.
• 1:08:09
  SPEAKER_01: Please like put her up on, yeah.
• 1:08:11
  SPEAKER_05: Put her on.
• 1:08:11
  SPEAKER_05: What how did she what did Molly succumb to?
• 1:08:14
  SPEAKER_05: Old age.
• 1:08:14
  SPEAKER_05: Oh bloody, a bloody hole.
• 1:08:18
  SPEAKER_01: Her hole was too big.
• 1:08:19
  SPEAKER_01: Bloody eyes.
• 1:08:20
  SPEAKER_01: Stupid.
• 1:08:21
  SPEAKER_01: Her hole was too big for this world.
• 1:08:24
  SPEAKER_07: She really got like the weird open sword disease.
• 1:08:26
  SPEAKER_05: Oh I know.
• 1:08:27
  SPEAKER_07: All right.
• 1:08:28
  SPEAKER_07: On her pussy or except her lips.
• 1:08:32
  SPEAKER_07: Those are beautiful.
• 1:08:33
  SPEAKER_03: Those are beautiful.
• 1:08:35
  SPEAKER_09: Kylie Kardashian saw them and she was like, That.
• 1:08:37
  SPEAKER_01: Give me the Molly.
• 1:08:38
  SPEAKER_03: Give me the Molly.
• 1:08:40
  SPEAKER_03: What is an old shop?
• 1:08:42
  SPEAKER_03: Well, like P P E apostrophe.
• 1:08:44
  SPEAKER_03: Shopping.
• 1:08:44
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, as a topic?
• 1:08:46
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 1:08:47
  SPEAKER_01: Old shop.
• 1:08:47
  SPEAKER_04: An ice cream shop.
• 1:08:49
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:08:50
  SPEAKER_01: Old timey shop.
• 1:08:51
  SPEAKER_01: Here we go.
• 1:08:51
  SPEAKER_09: Oh, this is a little hard, actually.
• 1:08:53
  SPEAKER_09: Old shop.
• 1:08:54
  SPEAKER_09: Old shopping.
• 1:08:56
  SPEAKER_09: An old shop.
• 1:08:58
  SPEAKER_06: I think I know it.
• 1:08:59
  SPEAKER_06: I think I know it.
• 1:09:00
  SPEAKER_01: Hold on.
• 1:09:00
  SPEAKER_01: Don't go yet.
• 1:09:01
  SPEAKER_01: Don't go yet.
• 1:09:01
  SPEAKER_01: Hold on.
• 1:09:02
  SPEAKER_01: I'm having a.
• 1:09:03
  SPEAKER_09: I don't know.
• 1:09:04
  SPEAKER_09: I'm stumped.
• 1:09:05
  SPEAKER_09: Go with your gut.
• 1:09:06
  SPEAKER_09: Oh, man.
• 1:09:08
  SPEAKER_09: It's not right.
• 1:09:10
  SPEAKER_09: That's a little right.
• 1:09:10
  SPEAKER_09: Okay.
• 1:09:12
  SPEAKER_04: What's not right is that far.
• 1:09:14
  SPEAKER_04: Well, it's old shopping.
• 1:09:18
  SPEAKER_09: We're all over the map today.
• 1:09:19
  SPEAKER_09: We got G, we got Q, we got T, we got L.
• 1:09:21
  SPEAKER_01: We almost got L G B T Q.
• 1:09:23
  SPEAKER_01: We're dismissing the buzz.
• 1:09:24
  SPEAKER_09: Oh yeah.
• 1:09:25
  SPEAKER_07: I almost said B.
• 1:09:26
  SPEAKER_01: It's kind of a whole thing.
• 1:09:29
  SPEAKER_07: No.
• 1:09:30
  SPEAKER_07: You thought L.
• 1:09:30
  SPEAKER_07: It's not B.
• 1:09:31
  SPEAKER_09: No, well, the reason why I thought the reason why I thought B was because an old Shopi isn't, it's not even old.
• 1:09:37
  SPEAKER_09: You know what I mean?
• 1:09:37
  SPEAKER_09: It's like someone's like, ooh, I'd love to do a little old shoppy style.
• 1:09:40
  SPEAKER_09: You know, like somebody's like getting out their antique paint.
• 1:09:42
  SPEAKER_09: They're like, they're doing a fucking font.
• 1:09:44
  SPEAKER_09: They're making it all kind of like fake old.
• 1:09:47
  SPEAKER_09: So there's some annoying artifice going on there.
• 1:09:51
  SPEAKER_01: Totally.
• 1:09:51
  SPEAKER_01: This is a this is a Midwest gay, by the way.
• 1:09:54
  SPEAKER_01: Not like not your East Coast or West Coast gay.
• 1:09:57
  SPEAKER_01: Like Midwest.
• 1:09:58
  SPEAKER_01: Who thinks like Shoppy?
• 1:09:59
  SPEAKER_01: Shoppy's like I gotta change.
• 1:10:01
  SPEAKER_09: I think I gotta change my my L to B.
• 1:10:02
  SPEAKER_09: I actually think B is more correct.
• 1:10:04
  SPEAKER_09: I don't think it'd be B.
• 1:10:05
  SPEAKER_03: It's the furthest from the street.
• 1:10:06
  SPEAKER_01: Closeted B or open.
• 1:10:08
  SPEAKER_09: I can't.
• 1:10:08
  SPEAKER_09: You know what?
• 1:10:09
  SPEAKER_09: I'm not voting this election.
• 1:10:11
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, a blank paddle.
• 1:10:13
  SPEAKER_09: Oh my gosh.
• 1:10:13
  SPEAKER_09: And that speaks volumes.
• 1:10:15
  SPEAKER_07: I said T.
• 1:10:16
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 1:10:17
  SPEAKER_07: Say more.
• 1:10:18
  SPEAKER_07: Something about it feels like a little Albert Nobbs.
• 1:10:22
  SPEAKER_07: Say more.
• 1:10:23
  SPEAKER_07: No.
• 1:10:24
  SPEAKER_01: Albert Knobbs from Old Shop.
• 1:10:26
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 1:10:27
  SPEAKER_07: You're a closeted trans.
• 1:10:29
  SPEAKER_01: Like pre-transition trans.
• 1:10:31
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 1:10:31
  SPEAKER_01: Uh I think I might agree with that.
• 1:10:34
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, it's a little trans.
• 1:10:35
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:10:36
  SPEAKER_07: It's a little trans in a really huge way.
• 1:10:38
  SPEAKER_07: Greg can't cosign.
• 1:10:40
  SPEAKER_07: I know, Greg.
• 1:10:42
  SPEAKER_07: We can't even say inquiry media, because I We never even said that.
• 1:10:46
  SPEAKER_07: We don't even do the editrix in che in Queev.
• 1:10:48
  SPEAKER_05: Editrix.
• 1:10:48
  SPEAKER_07: Editor and Queevee.
• 1:10:50
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 1:10:51
  SPEAKER_05: I'm saying Q.
• 1:10:52
  SPEAKER_05: Why?
• 1:10:53
  SPEAKER_05: Because it's Q.
• 1:10:54
  SPEAKER_05: I'm picturing like that Simpsons character, like with the like the monorail guy, but gay, and he's just got like an armband and like slinging candy.
• 1:11:04
  SPEAKER_09: Uh-huh.
• 1:11:05
  SPEAKER_05: It's just like a cane, old shop, like.
• 1:11:08
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, okay.
• 1:11:09
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 1:11:10
  SPEAKER_09: Barbershop quartet vibe.
• 1:11:11
  SPEAKER_09: Steampunk.
• 1:11:12
  SPEAKER_09: Barbershop quartet barbarita.
• 1:11:13
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 1:11:14
  SPEAKER_07: Steampunk.
• 1:11:15
  SPEAKER_07: Slight steampunk.
• 1:11:16
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 1:11:16
  SPEAKER_07: Definitely.
• 1:11:17
  SPEAKER_07: A little wren fair.
• 1:11:18
  SPEAKER_07: It's a little bit, it's a little bit of a costume.
• 1:11:19
  SPEAKER_07: It's a little.
• 1:11:20
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 1:11:20
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 1:11:20
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, it's old timey.
• 1:11:22
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 1:11:22
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:11:23
  SPEAKER_07: It's a little reverencing a different time is queerer.
• 1:11:25
  SPEAKER_07: It's a little malady.
• 1:11:26
  SPEAKER_07: It's a little malady.
• 1:11:27
  SPEAKER_07: It's a little.
• 1:11:27
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, that can be very cute.
• 1:11:28
  SPEAKER_07: Absolutely.
• 1:11:29
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 1:11:29
  SPEAKER_07: That's full.
• 1:11:30
  SPEAKER_07: It's full cue.
• 1:11:31
  SPEAKER_01: Do you guys remember in Block Island?
• 1:11:33
  SPEAKER_01: Like the last day we were there, this was in 2015?
• 1:11:38
  SPEAKER_01: 15?
• 1:11:39
  SPEAKER_04: 2001.
• 1:11:40
  SPEAKER_01: We went, we were like literally walking to the ferry to go home, and we like stopped at an ice cream shop like last second.
• 1:11:47
  SPEAKER_01: And there was a guy with a fucking halo.
• 1:11:50
  SPEAKER_01: You know, when you get in like a car wreck and you break every bone in your neck and they put like a metal thing drilled into your neck, and it's like halo.
• 1:11:57
  SPEAKER_01: Molly's cone vibe.
• 1:11:59
  SPEAKER_01: There was a guy behind the ice cream scoop with a full halo, like scooping.
• 1:12:04
  SPEAKER_01: It was crazy.
• 1:12:07
  SPEAKER_07: No, you must have been maybe we like departed at different times.
• 1:12:13
  SPEAKER_01: I remember I got a photo of it.
• 1:12:14
  SPEAKER_07: I remember you guys getting ice cream before the ferry because it was like You're like, we gotta go.
• 1:12:18
  SPEAKER_01: Girls.
• 1:12:19
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, but uh I don't remember the like body cage, cold.
• 1:12:22
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe it was just us girls.
• 1:12:24
  SPEAKER_07: Maybe it was just us girls.
• 1:12:25
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 1:12:25
  SPEAKER_07: Um should we pivot to Divas on a Cliff?
• 1:12:27
  SPEAKER_07: How do we uh Yeah, unless you guys want to do um Supia slash label whores on an espresso martini.
• 1:12:33
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, let's do it, let's do a little bit of a couple of things really quick, really end it like that.
• 1:12:37
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, as the topic.
• 1:12:38
  SPEAKER_07: I was like, I'm like, are you are you trying to get us to go out and get one?
• 1:12:41
  SPEAKER_09: I was like, what yeah!
• 1:12:42
  SPEAKER_02: Should we go?
• 1:12:43
  SPEAKER_09: I'd love to leave.
• 1:12:45
  SPEAKER_09: I'm like my powers are off tonight.
• 1:12:48
  SPEAKER_09: My gay dar is is not functioning.
• 1:12:50
  SPEAKER_09: I can't think of anything.
• 1:12:53
  SPEAKER_07: I know this one immediately.
• 1:12:54
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:12:55
  SPEAKER_04: Three, two, one.
• 1:12:58
  SPEAKER_01: Oh no.
• 1:12:59
  SPEAKER_01: What's your little question mark?
• 1:13:00
  SPEAKER_09: I mean because I'm all over the place.
• 1:13:02
  SPEAKER_07: I can't I wasn't sure, but this is what my gut said.
• 1:13:04
  SPEAKER_07: So L.
• 1:13:05
  SPEAKER_01: It feels L.
• 1:13:06
  SPEAKER_01: L.
• 1:13:06
  SPEAKER_07: L L feels L.
• 1:13:07
  SPEAKER_07: L B L L.
• 1:13:09
  SPEAKER_07: I feel like lesbians and myself love and buys.
• 1:13:13
  SPEAKER_04: It you your argument's gonna be good, I know.
• 1:13:15
  SPEAKER_05: No, I just I my the one by person in my life slurks them down by every single time.
• 1:13:23
  SPEAKER_05: He is ripping through espresso martinis.
• 1:13:25
  SPEAKER_07: They're actually so L slash B.
• 1:13:27
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 1:13:28
  SPEAKER_07: To be honest.
• 1:13:29
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 1:13:30
  SPEAKER_07: But I feel like lesbians love it.
• 1:13:31
  SPEAKER_07: They're like we need a round.
• 1:13:33
  SPEAKER_07: I'm thinking of like a lesbian and like a blazer.
• 1:13:35
  SPEAKER_07: She's like, espresso martini and make it fast.
• 1:13:38
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 1:13:38
  SPEAKER_07: Now let's be serious.
• 1:13:39
  SPEAKER_07: We all kind of love an espresso martini, I think.
• 1:13:40
  SPEAKER_07: I can't even say I've got a lot of fun.
• 1:13:42
  SPEAKER_07: To be honest.
• 1:13:43
  SPEAKER_07: What?
• 1:13:43
  SPEAKER_07: I don't think I've had one.
• 1:13:44
  SPEAKER_01: I like a coffee drink.
• 1:13:45
  SPEAKER_01: I got haunted recently because I had uh I had an espresso.
• 1:13:48
  SPEAKER_01: Well, it was like a it's called a carajillo, which is like espresso and like some other shit.
• 1:13:52
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know what it is.
• 1:13:53
  SPEAKER_01: And I drank it at like 8 p.m.
• 1:13:55
  SPEAKER_01: and then just all night stared at the ceiling.
• 1:13:58
  SPEAKER_01: This is a boring story.
• 1:13:59
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, it ruined my sleep.
• 1:14:00
  SPEAKER_01: No, uh, I mean Which is like I feel like I feel like a lesbian thing is to get really mad about sleep disturbance.
• 1:14:06
  SPEAKER_01: Like that's a big, that's a big old L.
• 1:14:09
  SPEAKER_01: I've been ordering martinis lately because drinks are so goddamn expensive that I'm like I might as well get as drunk as I possibly can.
• 1:14:16
  SPEAKER_04: What's your martini order?
• 1:14:17
  SPEAKER_04: Can I ask?
• 1:14:18
  SPEAKER_01: Uh gin martini with a twist.
• 1:14:20
  SPEAKER_01: Usually Hendrix because it tastes like water.
• 1:14:21
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my gosh.
• 1:14:22
  SPEAKER_04: I'm Hendrix all the way.
• 1:14:23
  SPEAKER_01: Only Hendrix with an olive.
• 1:14:25
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:14:26
  SPEAKER_01: Hendrix doesn't even like taste like gin, which I guess that doesn't make us like true.
• 1:14:30
  SPEAKER_01: No, I love it.
• 1:14:30
  SPEAKER_01: It's delicious, but it's like does that make us true gin?
• 1:14:33
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, top shelf bitch.
• 1:14:34
  SPEAKER_03: I love it.
• 1:14:35
  SPEAKER_03: But you know what?
• 1:14:35
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, so espresso martinis in my 30s, I want a cream-based one.
• 1:14:39
  SPEAKER_03: I want a little Bailey's in there.
• 1:14:40
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, you know.
• 1:14:41
  SPEAKER_04: In my 20s, you know, everyone's an alcoholic.
• 1:14:43
  SPEAKER_04: You're like, make it strong.
• 1:14:44
  SPEAKER_04: You cream isn't cool.
• 1:14:46
  SPEAKER_01: Have you ever had like a really good white Russian?
• 1:14:48
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:14:50
  SPEAKER_03: So good.
• 1:14:51
  SPEAKER_03: There we go.
• 1:14:52
  SPEAKER_03: So good.
• 1:14:53
  SPEAKER_03: There's a stigma until you have a good one.
• 1:14:54
  SPEAKER_03: She's overeating.
• 1:14:55
  SPEAKER_01: What's the signature cocktail at your wedding?
• 1:14:57
  SPEAKER_01: She's overeating.
• 1:14:58
  SPEAKER_09: She's overeating.
• 1:14:59
  SPEAKER_09: There's it's it's a gin.
• 1:15:00
  SPEAKER_09: Well, do you want to know?
• 1:15:01
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:15:02
  SPEAKER_09: It's a gin martini with a twist.
• 1:15:03
  SPEAKER_09: Hendrix Martini with a twist and uh Cosmo.
• 1:15:06
  SPEAKER_01: Incredible.
• 1:15:07
  SPEAKER_01: It's the summer of Cosmos.
• 1:15:09
  SPEAKER_01: They're back.
• 1:15:09
  SPEAKER_07: They're back in a huge way.
• 1:15:11
  SPEAKER_07: It's hard not to credit Misha Townsend when you talk about a Cosmo.
• 1:15:14
  SPEAKER_07: A Misha Townsend Cosmo with a couple of times.
• 1:15:15
  SPEAKER_07: Because he brought he revived them from the 90s.
• 1:15:21
  SPEAKER_07: Down.
• 1:15:21
  SPEAKER_01: Straight up.
• 1:15:22
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 1:15:22
  SPEAKER_07: Huge friend of the pod.
• 1:15:23
  SPEAKER_01: Huge friend of the pod.
• 1:15:24
  SPEAKER_01: First episode.
• 1:15:25
  SPEAKER_01: First episode.
• 1:15:26
  SPEAKER_01: Like you got everything.
• 1:15:29
  SPEAKER_02: Get out of here.
• 1:15:30
  SPEAKER_09: Shut the fuck up.
• 1:15:31
  SPEAKER_09: Get scared.
• 1:15:32
  SPEAKER_09: And for the one thing we've ever wanted is anyone to ever know anything.
• 1:15:35
  SPEAKER_09: I know.
• 1:15:37
  SPEAKER_07: Contrapont or Diva's on a cliff.
• 1:15:39
  SPEAKER_07: Diva on a cliff.
• 1:15:40
  SPEAKER_07: Diva on a cliff.
• 1:15:41
  SPEAKER_07: Diva's on a cliff.
• 1:15:42
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:15:43
  SPEAKER_01: Nicole Miller, Betsy Johnson.
• 1:15:45
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, what?
• 1:15:47
  SPEAKER_07: No, we need the trendies.
• 1:15:49
  SPEAKER_07: Trendy fashies.
• 1:15:50
  SPEAKER_07: Nicole Miller.
• 1:15:51
  SPEAKER_01: Nicole Miller, Betsy Johnson, or Johnson.
• 1:15:53
  SPEAKER_01: Or Tori Birch.
• 1:15:54
  SPEAKER_01: Wait, wait, wait.
• 1:15:55
  SPEAKER_07: Who's Kate?
• 1:15:55
  SPEAKER_07: Nicole Miller?
• 1:15:56
  SPEAKER_07: Who's getting saved?
• 1:15:57
  SPEAKER_07: Nicole Miller, Betsy Johnson, Tori Birch, and there's got to be someone else.
• 1:16:00
  SPEAKER_01: We can add another one.
• 1:16:02
  SPEAKER_01: Kate Spade.
• 1:16:03
  SPEAKER_01: Wait, yeah.
• 1:16:04
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I feel like Kate.
• 1:16:05
  SPEAKER_07: Well, we can't.
• 1:16:08
  SPEAKER_07: Cut her mic.
• 1:16:08
  SPEAKER_07: I don't think we can't.
• 1:16:09
  SPEAKER_07: I feel like Kate Spade deserves it.
• 1:16:11
  SPEAKER_01: We can't do Kate Spade.
• 1:16:12
  SPEAKER_01: Why?
• 1:16:13
  SPEAKER_01: She committed suicide.
• 1:16:15
  SPEAKER_07: She visited the vessel.
• 1:16:18
  SPEAKER_07: She was the first one on the vessel.
• 1:16:19
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my God.
• 1:16:22
  SPEAKER_06: Sawy.
• 1:16:24
  SPEAKER_01: She's not gonna see it.
• 1:16:29
  SPEAKER_01: There's that.
• 1:16:30
  SPEAKER_01: She was the she was I.
• 1:16:36
  SPEAKER_07: She was I.
• 1:16:37
  SPEAKER_01: Alright, alright.
• 1:16:38
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, so we got the goldmiller, Betsy Johnson, Tori Birch.
• 1:16:43
  SPEAKER_01: Period.
• 1:16:44
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:16:45
  SPEAKER_09: Of the three, you can.
• 1:16:46
  SPEAKER_09: I'm saving Betsy Johnson.
• 1:16:47
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm saving I'm saving Betsy Johnson.
• 1:16:49
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:16:49
  SPEAKER_05: Betsy's fucking nut.
• 1:16:50
  SPEAKER_01: She's not like her crazy ass hair.
• 1:16:53
  SPEAKER_01: Totally.
• 1:16:54
  SPEAKER_07: Dreads.
• 1:16:54
  SPEAKER_07: Dreads.
• 1:16:55
  SPEAKER_07: A white woman in dreads.
• 1:16:56
  SPEAKER_07: And no one questions.
• 1:16:57
  SPEAKER_07: Doing the splits.
• 1:16:58
  SPEAKER_07: She's 90.
• 1:16:59
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, she's wild.
• 1:17:00
  SPEAKER_01: Is she still alive?
• 1:17:00
  SPEAKER_01: She's still wild.
• 1:17:01
  SPEAKER_01: She's still alive, yeah.
• 1:17:02
  SPEAKER_09: She is, yeah.
• 1:17:02
  SPEAKER_01: Tori Birch, what she did to those little ballets.
• 1:17:06
  SPEAKER_01: What she did to us.
• 1:17:06
  SPEAKER_01: Those ballet flats are unforgivable.
• 1:17:09
  SPEAKER_09: The name Tori.
• 1:17:10
  SPEAKER_09: It's already that's I have a problem with that.
• 1:17:11
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 1:17:12
  SPEAKER_09: Tori Birch is very like Mario.
• 1:17:14
  SPEAKER_01: Ooh.
• 1:17:14
  SPEAKER_01: Is it?
• 1:17:15
  SPEAKER_02: Ooh.
• 1:17:16
  SPEAKER_09: What?
• 1:17:16
  SPEAKER_09: Tori Birch.
• 1:17:18
  SPEAKER_01: Birch.
• 1:17:18
  SPEAKER_09: Birch.
• 1:17:19
  SPEAKER_09: Tori Birch.
• 1:17:20
  SPEAKER_09: I don't know about that.
• 1:17:23
  SPEAKER_01: All right, here we go.
• 1:17:24
  SPEAKER_01: Tom Ford.
• 1:17:24
  SPEAKER_01: No, not fuck Tom Ford.
• 1:17:26
  SPEAKER_01: Um Tommy Hill figure.
• 1:17:28
  SPEAKER_04: Oh my god, you're addicted to fashion.
• 1:17:30
  SPEAKER_01: Mark Jacobs.
• 1:17:32
  SPEAKER_01: I just think this is fun.
• 1:17:33
  SPEAKER_01: And then um John Galliano?
• 1:17:36
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 1:17:36
  SPEAKER_07: That's different.
• 1:17:37
  SPEAKER_01: Wait, maybe.
• 1:17:38
  SPEAKER_01: Hold on.
• 1:17:38
  SPEAKER_01: John Galeano's there, and so is the um, what's his name?
• 1:17:43
  SPEAKER_01: So annoying.
• 1:17:44
  SPEAKER_01: I uh Katy Perry's designer.
• 1:17:47
  SPEAKER_09: Uh Muschino?
• 1:17:48
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:17:49
  SPEAKER_09: What's his name?
• 1:17:50
  SPEAKER_09: Jeremy Scott?
• 1:17:50
  SPEAKER_01: Jeremy Scott, Tommy Hilfiger, Jeremy Scott, John Galliano, John Galliano, and Marc Jacobs.
• 1:17:56
  SPEAKER_01: Mark Jacobs.
• 1:17:56
  SPEAKER_09: Oh, this is tough.
• 1:17:57
  SPEAKER_09: This is so hard.
• 1:17:58
  SPEAKER_09: Should we take Galeano away?
• 1:18:00
  SPEAKER_01: I think you're like, should we take a break?
• 1:18:02
  SPEAKER_01: Take Galeano away.
• 1:18:03
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, keep Galeano's a little like it's a little different.
• 1:18:05
  SPEAKER_01: Because it's like, because I would push like Galliano.
• 1:18:08
  SPEAKER_01: I definitely could push Galeano and Jeremy Scott together.
• 1:18:12
  SPEAKER_07: I like Jeremy Scott.
• 1:18:13
  SPEAKER_07: Is he problematic?
• 1:18:14
  SPEAKER_01: No, he's not problematic.
• 1:18:15
  SPEAKER_01: I just like It's a mirror.
• 1:18:17
  SPEAKER_07: Well, who are you saving?
• 1:18:19
  SPEAKER_01: Who am I saving?
• 1:18:20
  SPEAKER_01: Um Hilfiger?
• 1:18:22
  SPEAKER_01: I kind of want to.
• 1:18:23
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 1:18:23
  SPEAKER_01: He seems cool.
• 1:18:24
  SPEAKER_04: Wait, do you guys remember?
• 1:18:26
  SPEAKER_01: Mark's.
• 1:18:27
  SPEAKER_01: You guys just based on vibes.
• 1:18:28
  SPEAKER_04: Like a thousand years ago, the the was it a rich life or sweet life?
• 1:18:31
  SPEAKER_04: Or like it was like of Zack and Cody?
• 1:18:33
  SPEAKER_04: No, no.
• 1:18:33
  SPEAKER_04: It was Tommy Hilfiger's daughter.
• 1:18:35
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 1:18:36
  SPEAKER_01: She went to Risde.
• 1:18:37
  SPEAKER_01: I remember there was a huge scandal the year I graduated because Bleep taped a um tape recorder underneath like one of the tables.
• 1:18:46
  SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah.
• 1:18:46
  SPEAKER_04: Wait, say the name we'll bleep it.
• 1:18:47
  SPEAKER_01: Um taped a tape recorder.
• 1:18:50
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and she hasn't worked a day.
• 1:18:53
  SPEAKER_01: She hasn't worked a day in the industry since.
• 1:18:55
  SPEAKER_01: She hasn't.
• 1:18:55
  SPEAKER_01: Um but Tommy Hilfiger was one of the um I remember the judges.
• 1:18:59
  SPEAKER_01: And so anyway, the tape recorder was meant to, because like after they would do our critique, they take all of our clothes up into the um studio and then like because the critiques were public, and then they take the clothes up to the studio and then really talk shit about them and decide who got into the fashion show at the end of the year.
• 1:19:16
  SPEAKER_01: Taped the tape recorder underneath the table.
• 1:19:19
  SPEAKER_04: That is kind.
• 1:19:20
  SPEAKER_04: And right?
• 1:19:21
  SPEAKER_04: It's amazing.
• 1:19:21
  SPEAKER_01: He's so kind.
• 1:19:22
  SPEAKER_01: And um, and recorded the conversations.
• 1:19:25
  SPEAKER_01: So the judges that year or the critics that year were like Tommy Hilfiger, this other like sweet guy, I forget his name, and then someone else.
• 1:19:32
  SPEAKER_01: And the sweet guy was like bored during the shit talking part, and so he like there was like a piece of tape under the table, and he was just kind of like picking at it with his thumb, and then he like pulled on it, and it was the tape recorder like fell on the floor, and everybody like screamed.
• 1:19:44
  SPEAKER_01: And like the teachers were especially pissed because Tommy Hilfiger's daughter was like looking at the school that year to decide if she wanted to come there and like study apparel, and like, and so they were like, You ruined our prospective student, and like she'll never go to my house.
• 1:20:00
  SPEAKER_04: My god.
• 1:20:01
  SPEAKER_01: But it was crazy.
• 1:20:04
  SPEAKER_01: It was crazy, and then they like so like the next like a couple days later, we all had studio and they locked us in this room as like a whole like cohort, and um, and like the dean of students who we had ne I'd never seen.
• 1:20:16
  SPEAKER_03: Did bleepity bleep admit?
• 1:20:18
  SPEAKER_01: No, so then so um jumped up and was like, I know who did it, it was those bitches, and pointed at and because they were like in some beef and like it was crazy.
• 1:20:32
  SPEAKER_01: And then like we all got interviewed after that.
• 1:20:34
  SPEAKER_01: I remember like I got in trouble because they were like, You knew about it, and I was like, Yeah, and they're like, Well, why didn't you tell us?
• 1:20:39
  SPEAKER_01: And I was like, because I'm not gonna snitch.
• 1:20:42
  SPEAKER_01: And they're like, they're like, it's really bad stuff.
• 1:20:44
  SPEAKER_01: And I was like, it's kind of funny, it's really it's actually kind of fucking funny.
• 1:20:49
  SPEAKER_07: I love it.
• 1:20:50
  SPEAKER_07: I love the whole scenario, and I I remember this.
• 1:20:52
  SPEAKER_07: It was like so dramatic.
• 1:20:54
  SPEAKER_07: You really know it was after I left.
• 1:20:56
  SPEAKER_07: So dramatic.
• 1:20:57
  SPEAKER_05: But I've I've heard the tales.
• 1:20:59
  SPEAKER_01: It's an amazing thing.
• 1:20:59
  SPEAKER_05: Did it happen every year?
• 1:21:00
  SPEAKER_05: And this is the year that she got caught.
• 1:21:02
  SPEAKER_01: They did it our junior year and our senior year.
• 1:21:04
  SPEAKER_05: There was a like there was a listening party.
• 1:21:05
  SPEAKER_01: Also, it's like what year gradually that she had like a white implicated because I went to the I went to the listening party and they're like, You were there?
• 1:21:12
  SPEAKER_01: And I was like, Yeah, because it's fucking awesome.
• 1:21:16
  SPEAKER_07: We have a MySpace post.
• 1:21:18
  SPEAKER_01: And you're like what an icon.
• 1:21:26
  SPEAKER_03: Get her on the pod.
• 1:21:27
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, get her on camping criminal.
• 1:21:29
  SPEAKER_01: Amazing.
• 1:21:30
  SPEAKER_03: Those can't be her.
• 1:21:32
  SPEAKER_03: Wow.
• 1:21:32
  SPEAKER_01: Wait, so the more cliffhangers, right?
• 1:21:35
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, we never decided.
• 1:21:36
  SPEAKER_01: Wait, who's it gonna be?
• 1:21:38
  SPEAKER_01: John Galliano, Tommy Hilfiger, Mark Jacobs, or Jeremy Scott.
• 1:21:42
  SPEAKER_09: I'm unfortunately, I I gotta save Galeano.
• 1:21:44
  SPEAKER_09: You're saving him?
• 1:21:45
  SPEAKER_09: Saving Galeano.
• 1:21:46
  SPEAKER_01: If we're saving for the work, I would save Mark Jacobs.
• 1:21:48
  SPEAKER_01: Mark Jacobs.
• 1:21:49
  SPEAKER_09: It's between Galliano and Mark Jacobs.
• 1:21:51
  SPEAKER_09: So is Galeano for me.
• 1:21:52
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 1:21:52
  SPEAKER_01: So I'm wearing a goddamn plaid skirt.
• 1:21:54
  SPEAKER_01: I gotta thank Mark.
• 1:21:55
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you gotta thank Mark.
• 1:21:56
  SPEAKER_09: I mean, has his time and place too.
• 1:21:58
  SPEAKER_09: I don't really even know what Tommy Hilfiger looks like anymore.
• 1:22:01
  SPEAKER_09: Not not like facially, but uh like the work.
• 1:22:04
  SPEAKER_01: Um I don't know what it looks like anymore either, but the 90s were like Yeah, I mean, kinda, yeah.
• 1:22:09
  SPEAKER_09: He really had his pussy all over that.
• 1:22:12
  SPEAKER_07: I think I might I might say Mark as well.
• 1:22:15
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 1:22:15
  SPEAKER_07: For the talent and like maybe the little It's a Mark save for me, too.
• 1:22:18
  SPEAKER_05: Just because I I like looking at his his face.
• 1:22:21
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, his work is fun.
• 1:22:22
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, his work is.
• 1:22:23
  SPEAKER_05: Oh my god.
• 1:22:24
  SPEAKER_07: You had his haircut.
• 1:22:25
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, I was giving I I said give me the mark.
• 1:22:28
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, the little marky tuck.
• 1:22:29
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I love that.
• 1:22:30
  SPEAKER_01: That was the mark.
• 1:22:31
  SPEAKER_07: Sarah and I actually saw Mark when before he had like a pumped face.
• 1:22:34
  SPEAKER_07: Remember, he's had a couple faces by now.
• 1:22:36
  SPEAKER_01: His face crazy upper west side.
• 1:22:38
  SPEAKER_07: We saw him at a community table restaurant.
• 1:22:41
  SPEAKER_07: And you're like, you should get a pump.
• 1:22:42
  SPEAKER_00: Just you're the bump it up, fill it up with the phone.
• 1:22:45
  SPEAKER_05: He was ordering poutine.
• 1:22:49
  SPEAKER_05: Notes.
• 1:22:50
  SPEAKER_03: Notes.
• 1:22:51
  SPEAKER_03: Notes.
• 1:22:52
  SPEAKER_03: He was eating poutine.
• 1:22:54
  SPEAKER_05: He was eating poutine?
• 1:22:56
  SPEAKER_03: Ordering it.
• 1:22:57
  SPEAKER_05: He was ordering poutine out of community.
• 1:22:59
  SPEAKER_05: It was off management.
• 1:23:00
  SPEAKER_05: Poutine embarrasses me.
• 1:23:01
  SPEAKER_05: Could you make me poutine?
• 1:23:02
  SPEAKER_07: I try to think of something like a fashion person wouldn't order.
• 1:23:04
  SPEAKER_07: Poutine.
• 1:23:05
  SPEAKER_07: Poutine.
• 1:23:06
  SPEAKER_07: Like, how about a toboggan of poutine?
• 1:23:08
  SPEAKER_07: He's like, I don't know, you got gravy fries or something.
• 1:23:10
  SPEAKER_07: Whatever you got back there, but uh that's what it sounds like when it's off camera.
• 1:23:14
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, that's Mark.
• 1:23:16
  SPEAKER_03: I love my poutine.
• 1:23:17
  SPEAKER_03: He was a different girl.
• 1:23:19
  SPEAKER_03: Jam poutine.
• 1:23:22
  SPEAKER_03: Gina has one.
• 1:23:23
  SPEAKER_07: Hold on.
• 1:23:24
  unknown: Hello.
• 1:23:24
  SPEAKER_03: Hold on.
• 1:23:25
  SPEAKER_07: Okay, Timmy Shell, Harry Styles.
• 1:23:27
  SPEAKER_07: Would you put Tom Holland on that list?
• 1:23:30
  SPEAKER_07: I guess so.
• 1:23:31
  SPEAKER_01: What about that guy from Saltburn that I Batty Kill?
• 1:23:36
  SPEAKER_07: Jacob.
• 1:23:37
  SPEAKER_01: Keegan, Barry Keegan.
• 1:23:39
  SPEAKER_01: He's not a twink.
• 1:23:40
  SPEAKER_05: No, he's not a Twink.
• 1:23:42
  SPEAKER_01: He's not a Twink.
• 1:23:43
  SPEAKER_01: What is he?
• 1:23:43
  SPEAKER_01: Like an odd little man.
• 1:23:45
  SPEAKER_07: He defies catacombs.
• 1:23:46
  SPEAKER_04: He has been pissing me off.
• 1:23:48
  SPEAKER_01: Right?
• 1:23:48
  SPEAKER_01: I liked pump.
• 1:23:50
  SPEAKER_09: But he's talking about he's choosing to anyway.
• 1:23:53
  SPEAKER_09: We can call that shit.
• 1:23:54
  SPEAKER_09: Is he choosing not?
• 1:23:54
  SPEAKER_01: What do you choose?
• 1:23:55
  SPEAKER_09: He's choosing pump, is what he's choosing.
• 1:23:56
  SPEAKER_09: I think he's choosing pump.
• 1:23:59
  SPEAKER_03: I liked him at first, and then he just it looks like he's addicted to the attention.
• 1:24:02
  SPEAKER_07: And it's like, play it cool, honey.
• 1:24:03
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 1:24:04
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, he he was giving like sly and subtle and shy, and now he's just when you go to a place of pump, it's over.
• 1:24:10
  SPEAKER_05: Like the shy pump is full of drops.
• 1:24:12
  SPEAKER_07: Solpern was well received by like the masses, and he's got a big d like whatever.
• 1:24:16
  SPEAKER_07: He looks good.
• 1:24:17
  SPEAKER_07: His stylus is cool.
• 1:24:20
  SPEAKER_07: He's been wrestling, like, you know, so we're not saving him.
• 1:24:23
  SPEAKER_05: We're not saving bad at Kyogan.
• 1:24:25
  SPEAKER_05: I don't think he's a twink.
• 1:24:25
  SPEAKER_07: I don't think he's not a twink.
• 1:24:26
  SPEAKER_05: He's not a list.
• 1:24:28
  SPEAKER_09: Oh.
• 1:24:28
  SPEAKER_09: I thought you were gonna say Jacob Lordy.
• 1:24:30
  SPEAKER_09: Jacob is not also a twink either.
• 1:24:32
  SPEAKER_09: But I think he's more of a pretty boy in the sense that like he would be more You said what is Sean Mendes?
• 1:24:37
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, Sean Mendes.
• 1:24:38
  SPEAKER_09: Well, we're saying straight.
• 1:24:39
  SPEAKER_09: So Okay, put him on, put him on.
• 1:24:42
  SPEAKER_09: Okay.
• 1:24:42
  SPEAKER_09: Um so we're saying Tim Timote, Timothy.
• 1:24:47
  SPEAKER_09: Uh Sean Mendes, Tom, and Harry Styles.
• 1:24:50
  SPEAKER_05: Okay, I know who I'm saving.
• 1:24:51
  SPEAKER_07: I know who I'm saving.
• 1:24:52
  SPEAKER_01: I know who I'm saving.
• 1:24:53
  SPEAKER_07: All right.
• 1:24:54
  SPEAKER_07: I'm saving Harry.
• 1:24:55
  SPEAKER_07: I'm saving Timate.
• 1:24:57
  SPEAKER_01: I'm saving Tom.
• 1:24:58
  SPEAKER_07: I'm saving Sean.
• 1:24:59
  SPEAKER_07: Oh my god.
• 1:25:00
  SPEAKER_01: Whoa.
• 1:25:01
  SPEAKER_07: Get out off of our couch.
• 1:25:03
  SPEAKER_07: Sean is giving.
• 1:25:08
  SPEAKER_05: Wow, why?
• 1:25:09
  SPEAKER_05: For Sean?
• 1:25:10
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 1:25:10
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 1:25:11
  SPEAKER_05: He's so cute.
• 1:25:12
  SPEAKER_05: He's I mean, he's so cute, but he's also like giving gay lines.
• 1:25:17
  SPEAKER_05: Like the dialogue, the throwaway lines he's giving.
• 1:25:20
  SPEAKER_05: He's giving share.
• 1:25:21
  SPEAKER_05: It's giving share will like is in hall of fame for me.
• 1:25:24
  SPEAKER_05: Like and we we need more of that.
• 1:25:26
  SPEAKER_05: We do.
• 1:25:27
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:25:28
  SPEAKER_05: Okay, I see.
• 1:25:29
  SPEAKER_05: I see.
• 1:25:30
  SPEAKER_05: As a straight Sean Mendez.
• 1:25:32
  SPEAKER_05: Right.
• 1:25:32
  SPEAKER_05: Like once he goes gay, he knows it's over.
• 1:25:34
  SPEAKER_04: So he's keeping the closet tight for us long.
• 1:25:38
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, which is like literally so smart.
• 1:25:39
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 1:25:40
  SPEAKER_01: So smart.
• 1:25:41
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:25:43
  SPEAKER_01: Tom seems like a nice guy.
• 1:25:44
  SPEAKER_01: Tom's Yeah.
• 1:25:45
  SPEAKER_01: I'm I want to change my mind.
• 1:25:46
  SPEAKER_07: Maybe I would change my mind to Tom, actually.
• 1:25:48
  SPEAKER_07: He's so cool.
• 1:25:48
  SPEAKER_07: I'm jealous of him.
• 1:25:49
  SPEAKER_04: I wish I was Tom.
• 1:25:50
  SPEAKER_04: I didn't choose Tom because I think I'm jealous of him a little bit.
• 1:25:52
  SPEAKER_04: Oh well.
• 1:25:53
  SPEAKER_04: Because he's like British and cool and like can do flips and is straight, actually.
• 1:25:58
  SPEAKER_05: Zendai.
• 1:25:59
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 1:25:59
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 1:25:59
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 1:25:59
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 1:26:00
  SPEAKER_04: It's cool.
• 1:26:00
  SPEAKER_04: That's cool.
• 1:26:01
  SPEAKER_04: She's so much.
• 1:26:01
  SPEAKER_07: I said Harry at first because I'm like, he's annoying, but like, and the and the gender fuckery is like really on the show.
• 1:26:06
  SPEAKER_01: I fucking hate Harry Styles.
• 1:26:07
  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, kick him.
• 1:26:09
  SPEAKER_01: He doesn't have to be like.
• 1:26:10
  SPEAKER_07: Did you save Harry?
• 1:26:12
  SPEAKER_07: At first I did, but then I changed it to Tom.
• 1:26:13
  SPEAKER_07: You're dressed like Harry Styles.
• 1:26:15
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, Gary.
• 1:26:18
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, yeah, you are giving the Timothy at count.
• 1:26:21
  SPEAKER_09: So punt to me.
• 1:26:22
  SPEAKER_09: It is like not even funny.
• 1:26:24
  SPEAKER_07: We both could read for Peter Parker, depending on what they're going for.
• 1:26:27
  SPEAKER_09: On a different day.
• 1:26:28
  SPEAKER_09: Like if it would if the re which reboot they're on.
• 1:26:30
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, like Tom.
• 1:26:31
  SPEAKER_09: Yes.
• 1:26:32
  SPEAKER_09: I'm like Andrew.
• 1:26:33
  SPEAKER_07: Andrew slash uh Toby.
• 1:26:35
  SPEAKER_07: I see it.
• 1:26:36
  SPEAKER_01: Totally.
• 1:26:37
  SPEAKER_07: They're recasting him as a 35-year-old gay gender-expressive.
• 1:26:43
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, there's a new Spider-Man in town.
• 1:26:47
  SPEAKER_07: Madam Webb.
• 1:26:49
  SPEAKER_04: Madame Webb.
• 1:26:49
  SPEAKER_04: Madame Webb.
• 1:26:51
  SPEAKER_07: For Web Connects Us All.
• 1:26:53
  SPEAKER_07: Nip Slip, it finally happened.
• 1:26:54
  SPEAKER_04: I shave my nipples, y'all.
• 1:26:56
  SPEAKER_07: Because in case this happened.
• 1:26:58
  SPEAKER_07: And?
• 1:26:59
  SPEAKER_07: And that's a titty if you've ever.
• 1:27:02
  SPEAKER_01: Damn, they look like moist.
• 1:27:04
  SPEAKER_01: Wow.
• 1:27:04
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:27:05
  SPEAKER_07: From this side of the couch.
• 1:27:07
  SPEAKER_07: You know what?
• 1:27:08
  SPEAKER_07: Because they are.
• 1:27:08
  SPEAKER_07: Wow.
• 1:27:09
  SPEAKER_07: They are.
• 1:27:09
  SPEAKER_07: You know what?
• 1:27:10
  SPEAKER_07: Because they fucking are.
• 1:27:11
  SPEAKER_09: Should we should we take a uh medium break for one second and then come back and wrap it all up?
• 1:27:16
  SPEAKER_09: There's a lot to cut.
• 1:27:17
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, you can go or you can cut.
• 1:27:19
  SPEAKER_07: There's a lot to cut in this one.
• 1:27:21
  unknown: Literally.
• 1:27:22
  SPEAKER_07: I got a piece.
• 1:27:23
  SPEAKER_07: Let's cut from P and then we'll cut for a break for P.
• 1:27:25
  SPEAKER_07: Be right back.
• 1:27:26
  SPEAKER_07: Bye.
• 1:27:35
  SPEAKER_09: Okay, and we're back.
• 1:27:37
  SPEAKER_09: And I took my top off.
• 1:27:39
  unknown: I'm back.
• 1:27:40
  SPEAKER_09: And we're grinding.
• 1:27:43
  SPEAKER_09: Um Okay, cunt your punt.
• 1:27:45
  SPEAKER_09: Shall we?
• 1:27:45
  SPEAKER_09: Okay.
• 1:27:46
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, let's do it.
• 1:27:47
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, I only have two.
• 1:27:48
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 1:27:50
  SPEAKER_04: Samples.
• 1:27:50
  SPEAKER_04: Like mini samples in a bag.
• 1:27:52
  SPEAKER_04: Fragrance or anything.
• 1:27:54
  SPEAKER_04: Any sort of sample.
• 1:27:55
  SPEAKER_05: If it's sample, if it's fragrance, I'm gonna say cunt.
• 1:27:58
  SPEAKER_01: Fragrance is cunt, but like When it's like a like a lo shame.
• 1:28:02
  SPEAKER_01: It's like it's so disappointing every time.
• 1:28:04
  SPEAKER_05: You get one squirt and it's over.
• 1:28:06
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 1:28:06
  SPEAKER_07: I I'm O C D, so I hate samples.
• 1:28:09
  SPEAKER_07: Cause like, you know, when you order, like buy something and they throw shit in the bag or any sort of thing, it's like, thank you, but it's fucking me up.
• 1:28:17
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:28:18
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:28:19
  SPEAKER_01: They live in my bathroom for like years.
• 1:28:21
  SPEAKER_09: I feel like, I feel like like skincare samples, makeup samples, that feels very like just grab the in like the Halloween goodie bag and like throw it.
• 1:28:28
  SPEAKER_09: It shuts me down.
• 1:28:29
  SPEAKER_09: But a fragrance sample, I mean, it's in a glass bottle.
• 1:28:32
  SPEAKER_09: It's got a little like you know, a little sprayer.
• 1:28:34
  SPEAKER_09: It's a little like, yeah.
• 1:28:35
  SPEAKER_09: Punch.
• 1:28:35
  SPEAKER_09: I know you're very anti-sample for fragrance.
• 1:28:38
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 1:28:38
  SPEAKER_04: But they can be cut, I see your point.
• 1:28:40
  SPEAKER_09: I think cunt for fragrance, punt for others.
• 1:28:44
  SPEAKER_09: Cunt for free food sample, though.
• 1:28:45
  SPEAKER_09: I'll think of a lot of little chips.
• 1:28:48
  SPEAKER_09: BJs?
• 1:28:48
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, a little sip of like a new lemonade.
• 1:28:50
  SPEAKER_09: New England.
• 1:28:50
  SPEAKER_00: BJs, Sam's Club, Costco.
• 1:28:52
  SPEAKER_03: That has no BJs?
• 1:28:53
  SPEAKER_03: BJ?
• 1:28:54
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:28:54
  SPEAKER_00: Is that Midwestern?
• 1:28:56
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 1:28:56
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, obviously us.
• 1:28:57
  SPEAKER_01: I know, I don't know what we're doing.
• 1:28:59
  SPEAKER_01: BJ's is Rhode Island, but maybe that's how I know it.
• 1:29:01
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, we had Sam's Club in Michigan.
• 1:29:03
  SPEAKER_07: Do you think it's global?
• 1:29:04
  SPEAKER_07: I mean, I don't know if it's global.
• 1:29:06
  SPEAKER_09: BJ's is well.
• 1:29:08
  SPEAKER_09: It's a global brand.
• 1:29:09
  SPEAKER_09: And if they aren't global, they're gonna explain.
• 1:29:11
  SPEAKER_07: A BJ's universal.
• 1:29:12
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 1:29:12
  SPEAKER_07: Number two.
• 1:29:14
  SPEAKER_07: Gold disco balls.
• 1:29:16
  SPEAKER_07: Gold?
• 1:29:18
  SPEAKER_07: Punt.
• 1:29:18
  SPEAKER_04: You've seen them.
• 1:29:19
  SPEAKER_04: Punt.
• 1:29:20
  SPEAKER_04: Punt.
• 1:29:20
  SPEAKER_04: Huge punt.
• 1:29:22
  SPEAKER_01: We're sitting in one.
• 1:29:23
  SPEAKER_01: I know.
• 1:29:24
  SPEAKER_01: Like punt.
• 1:29:25
  SPEAKER_01: Punt.
• 1:29:25
  SPEAKER_01: Get it out of here.
• 1:29:26
  SPEAKER_01: I hate it.
• 1:29:27
  SPEAKER_07: No.
• 1:29:28
  SPEAKER_07: You don't need to do a twist on a ball.
• 1:29:31
  SPEAKER_09: No, no, no.
• 1:29:31
  SPEAKER_09: You don't need to do a twist on a disco ball.
• 1:29:33
  SPEAKER_07: Where have you seen in situations where it's a big thing?
• 1:29:34
  SPEAKER_07: It's very designed.
• 1:29:35
  SPEAKER_07: It's very like.
• 1:29:36
  SPEAKER_07: It's very like you've seen it.
• 1:29:39
  SPEAKER_07: You've seen the gold ball.
• 1:29:41
  SPEAKER_07: Fuck.
• 1:29:41
  SPEAKER_07: I know.
• 1:29:42
  SPEAKER_07: We're bleeping that up.
• 1:29:43
  SPEAKER_07: You need to bleep on balls.
• 1:29:44
  SPEAKER_07: We're absolutely that's ideal.
• 1:29:46
  SPEAKER_07: Wow.
• 1:29:46
  SPEAKER_05: Out of all the things said tonight, no wow.
• 1:29:49
  SPEAKER_07: I promise.
• 1:29:49
  SPEAKER_07: That's a huge bleep.
• 1:29:51
  SPEAKER_05: Like you are gonna have to what?
• 1:29:53
  SPEAKER_05: No, I'm gonna go in.
• 1:29:54
  SPEAKER_05: Hunty, I promise.
• 1:29:55
  SPEAKER_05: But you know what I mean?
• 1:29:56
  SPEAKER_07: You've seen the gold disco balls.
• 1:29:57
  unknown: Oh my god.
• 1:29:58
  SPEAKER_07: I yeah.
• 1:29:59
  SPEAKER_06: Wow.
• 1:30:00
  SPEAKER_07: Never works again.
• 1:30:01
  SPEAKER_07: Just like a stack.
• 1:30:03
  SPEAKER_07: It's always like a like a quote me.
• 1:30:05
  SPEAKER_07: It's like a stack of disco balls like on the floor.
• 1:30:07
  SPEAKER_07: It's like a big one, a small one, a medium one.
• 1:30:10
  SPEAKER_07: Nothing makes me want to throw up more than like a gold disco ball because it's like it's not cool, even though, yes, this is a literal gold disco ball that we're inside of.
• 1:30:16
  SPEAKER_07: But like, you know what I mean?
• 1:30:18
  SPEAKER_07: You can have a gold party.
• 1:30:20
  SPEAKER_07: You can have a gold party, and it's okay to have mirror ball.
• 1:30:22
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 1:30:23
  SPEAKER_07: That's constant.
• 1:30:24
  SPEAKER_07: Totally.
• 1:30:25
  SPEAKER_09: It's like that's people like write songs about the mirror ball.
• 1:30:28
  SPEAKER_09: You know what I mean?
• 1:30:28
  SPEAKER_09: No one's writing songs about the gold ball.
• 1:30:30
  SPEAKER_09: They're so tacky.
• 1:30:33
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 1:30:33
  SPEAKER_07: No one's writing songs about the gold disco ball.
• 1:30:36
  SPEAKER_07: They're so ugly.
• 1:30:37
  SPEAKER_05: I can't.
• 1:30:37
  SPEAKER_05: Wow.
• 1:30:37
  SPEAKER_07: I'm still ugly.
• 1:30:38
  SPEAKER_07: This is champagne.
• 1:30:39
  SPEAKER_07: By the way, this is champagne.
• 1:30:40
  SPEAKER_07: And it's Matt, yeah.
• 1:30:41
  SPEAKER_07: It's Matt Champagne from Asia.
• 1:30:43
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 1:30:44
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 1:30:44
  SPEAKER_07: Uh huh.
• 1:30:45
  SPEAKER_07: AliExpress.
• 1:30:46
  SPEAKER_07: Yes.
• 1:30:46
  SPEAKER_07: But we got champagne.
• 1:30:48
  SPEAKER_07: The gold disco ball is literally this.
• 1:30:50
  SPEAKER_07: That and yeah.
• 1:30:52
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, I'm with you.
• 1:30:53
  SPEAKER_07: It's giving beep bitty beep.
• 1:30:55
  SPEAKER_07: It's giving.
• 1:30:56
  SPEAKER_07: You've seen it.
• 1:30:57
  SPEAKER_07: I have seen it and wow.
• 1:30:59
  SPEAKER_07: Anyone else?
• 1:31:00
  SPEAKER_01: I'm thinking of those um uh like lantern things as light fixtures.
• 1:31:06
  SPEAKER_01: Like a um, yeah, uh China ball?
• 1:31:09
  SPEAKER_01: Like a Gucci light fixture.
• 1:31:11
  SPEAKER_01: Like a paper lantern.
• 1:31:13
  SPEAKER_01: Like lantern as light.
• 1:31:15
  SPEAKER_09: The like$300 ones, like like the like uh like Archimedes.
• 1:31:19
  SPEAKER_07: A better Keegan light.
• 1:31:20
  SPEAKER_04: A better Keegan light.
• 1:31:22
  SPEAKER_04: I just popped a bell.
• 1:31:23
  SPEAKER_07: Um I don't know.
• 1:31:25
  SPEAKER_07: And that's that's a sign of a good app.
• 1:31:27
  SPEAKER_07: The bell has popped.
• 1:31:28
  SPEAKER_01: All right, Ikea, Ikea paper lantern light.
• 1:31:32
  SPEAKER_07: Uh punt.
• 1:31:34
  SPEAKER_01: Punt, yeah.
• 1:31:34
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 1:31:35
  SPEAKER_01: Because they only let you like.
• 1:31:36
  SPEAKER_07: I used to be punt in general on paper lanterns.
• 1:31:38
  SPEAKER_07: Sorry to interrupt you.
• 1:31:39
  SPEAKER_07: But now I've seen them be used in a cool way.
• 1:31:41
  SPEAKER_07: Wow.
• 1:31:42
  SPEAKER_07: When someone is like rich and decides to go paper lantern and it's like huge, but that's because it's that's an expensive person.
• 1:31:47
  SPEAKER_01: But that's a Naguchi one, probably.
• 1:31:49
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:31:50
  SPEAKER_01: Because Naguchi I want really bad, but then it's like, but would will it read in my space as like a shitty IKEA one?
• 1:31:57
  SPEAKER_09: No, it wouldn't.
• 1:31:58
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 1:31:59
  SPEAKER_09: I I the thing about the IKEA ones is that it's like somehow they always get like you kick it while you're putting it together and you're like, god damn it.
• 1:32:07
  SPEAKER_09: Nah, and then you just keep it for the rest of your life.
• 1:32:09
  SPEAKER_09: It's like that like I'm not gonna take it apart now.
• 1:32:10
  SPEAKER_09: I'm not gonna go back and get another one.
• 1:32:12
  SPEAKER_09: I'm just gonna like, I guess I'm just gonna have a hole in my lamp for forever.
• 1:32:15
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 1:32:15
  SPEAKER_09: So that's that's everyone who has ever gotten an IKEA paper light has kicked it and then kept it.
• 1:32:20
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 1:32:21
  SPEAKER_05: It's true.
• 1:32:21
  SPEAKER_07: And that's why it's punt.
• 1:32:22
  SPEAKER_01: It's true.
• 1:32:22
  SPEAKER_07: That's why it's punt.
• 1:32:23
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 1:32:25
  SPEAKER_03: I did.
• 1:32:26
  SPEAKER_03: Although vintage IKEA is pretty cool.
• 1:32:27
  SPEAKER_03: Like 90s had like it had a very postmodern kind of look.
• 1:32:30
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:32:31
  SPEAKER_03: Because it was like Sweden.
• 1:32:32
  SPEAKER_01: Scandinavian?
• 1:32:33
  SPEAKER_07: Scandinavian.
• 1:32:35
  SPEAKER_07: Because it was Sweden.
• 1:32:36
  SPEAKER_07: Sweden.
• 1:32:37
  SPEAKER_07: Swedish.
• 1:32:38
  SPEAKER_07: Scandinavian?
• 1:32:39
  SPEAKER_07: What is it?
• 1:32:40
  SPEAKER_07: Swedish.
• 1:32:40
  SPEAKER_07: No one actually knows.
• 1:32:41
  SPEAKER_01: Aren't they interchangeable?
• 1:32:43
  SPEAKER_01: Scandinavian's like the whole peninsula, like Finland, Norway, and Sweden.
• 1:32:46
  SPEAKER_07: And then it's Swedish.
• 1:32:48
  SPEAKER_07: It's Swedish.
• 1:32:49
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, so I wasn't wrong.
• 1:32:50
  SPEAKER_05: The meatballs.
• 1:32:51
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, right.
• 1:32:51
  SPEAKER_01: The fucking eatballs.
• 1:32:53
  SPEAKER_01: It's a meatballs.
• 1:32:54
  SPEAKER_01: There you go.
• 1:32:54
  SPEAKER_01: I went to Ikea recently and they have a cup of meatballs with like a layer of um mashed potatoes and then um gravy on top, and it fucking rips.
• 1:33:02
  SPEAKER_09: Well, you know what's you know what's fucking punt is that it's expensive to get food at IKEA now.
• 1:33:07
  SPEAKER_09: It used to be you would go, you get the Swedish meatballs, you get the match, you get the lingonberry, you get all that.
• 1:33:12
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, it was so fucking cheap.
• 1:33:13
  SPEAKER_02: You know what it is.
• 1:33:14
  SPEAKER_07: It's like that disgusting.
• 1:33:16
  SPEAKER_07: You up and down me.
• 1:33:17
  unknown: You know what it is.
• 1:33:18
  SPEAKER_07: You've had a couple.
• 1:33:20
  SPEAKER_07: You've had a lingonberry.
• 1:33:22
  SPEAKER_07: You've had a baker's dozen.
• 1:33:24
  SPEAKER_02: Baker's dozen.
• 1:33:27
  SPEAKER_02: You know it's that red shit.
• 1:33:29
  SPEAKER_07: What is it?
• 1:33:30
  SPEAKER_09: It's like it's like kind of like cranberry sauce, sort of, but it's Swedish, so it's a little more like sour.
• 1:33:35
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 1:33:37
  SPEAKER_07: I'm so happy that we got the shortcut.
• 1:33:39
  SPEAKER_07: We got the architect.
• 1:33:41
  SPEAKER_07: I took my top off.
• 1:33:42
  SPEAKER_01: Where's that tank top from?
• 1:33:43
  SPEAKER_01: I like Amazon.
• 1:33:44
  SPEAKER_01: Ah.
• 1:33:45
  SPEAKER_01: Bezos.
• 1:33:46
  SPEAKER_07: We love primes.
• 1:33:47
  SPEAKER_07: We love Bezos.
• 1:33:48
  SPEAKER_07: We love Prime Primes.
• 1:33:49
  SPEAKER_05: Daddy Bezos.
• 1:33:51
  SPEAKER_05: Daddy Bezos.
• 1:33:51
  SPEAKER_07: It's a designer called Beosos.
• 1:33:53
  SPEAKER_07: Bezos.
• 1:33:54
  SPEAKER_03: Bezos by Bezos.
• 1:33:55
  SPEAKER_07: Who primes more?
• 1:33:57
  SPEAKER_01: Mm-mm.
• 1:33:58
  SPEAKER_01: I don't even have a review.
• 1:34:01
  SPEAKER_01: That's hype! I don't even have an account.
• 1:34:03
  SPEAKER_01: You know what I do is I put stuff in my cart and wait till I hit that$35 mark to get free shipping and then I and then I love it.
• 1:34:11
  SPEAKER_01: So I ordered a lot of things.
• 1:34:12
  SPEAKER_01: I do order from Amazon, but like once every couple months.
• 1:34:15
  SPEAKER_03: Hour.
• 1:34:16
  SPEAKER_03: One.
• 1:34:16
  SPEAKER_01: Once every hour.
• 1:34:17
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:34:18
  SPEAKER_03: I'd say.
• 1:34:19
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, more or less.
• 1:34:21
  SPEAKER_03: More or less once every hour.
• 1:34:22
  SPEAKER_01: No, the last thing I'm fucking prime a glass.
• 1:34:24
  SPEAKER_01: The last thing I got from Prime was a um a glass.
• 1:34:26
  SPEAKER_01: I got a razor for like cutting my hair, and I went to the colour.
• 1:34:29
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, I heard I heard you talk about it.
• 1:34:31
  SPEAKER_07: You primed a haircut.
• 1:34:32
  SPEAKER_07: You primed a haircut.
• 1:34:34
  SPEAKER_07: You primed a haircut.
• 1:34:36
  SPEAKER_09: They do that now, yeah.
• 1:34:37
  SPEAKER_09: They they take your blood and give you your.
• 1:34:42
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 1:34:42
  SPEAKER_07: At least DD.
• 1:34:44
  SPEAKER_01: From Barber's Barbarita?
• 1:34:46
  SPEAKER_07: Barberita.
• 1:34:47
  SPEAKER_07: Barbarita is the ram.
• 1:34:48
  SPEAKER_07: I love her and send me her info.
• 1:34:50
  SPEAKER_07: Incredible.
• 1:34:51
  SPEAKER_07: We've been looking for a female barber.
• 1:34:53
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 1:34:53
  SPEAKER_05: And she, okay, Barbarita is fucking incredible.
• 1:34:58
  SPEAKER_05: She is in another space.
• 1:35:00
  SPEAKER_05: She's in a space with another lesbian barber.
• 1:35:02
  SPEAKER_05: She's in another realm.
• 1:35:03
  SPEAKER_05: She's in another realm.
• 1:35:04
  SPEAKER_05: Um like physically.
• 1:35:06
  SPEAKER_05: Physically.
• 1:35:08
  SPEAKER_05: But yeah, she she's at Andrea Lorde Studio.
• 1:35:10
  SPEAKER_05: Where the hell?
• 1:35:13
  SPEAKER_03: I love your little fade.
• 1:35:14
  SPEAKER_03: It's so cute.
• 1:35:15
  SPEAKER_03: You look incred.
• 1:35:16
  SPEAKER_03: You both look incredi.
• 1:35:18
  SPEAKER_05: Go see Barbarita.
• 1:35:19
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 1:35:20
  SPEAKER_07: She loves dogs.
• 1:35:22
  SPEAKER_07: Well, in that case.
• 1:35:23
  SPEAKER_01: How did you find her?
• 1:35:24
  SPEAKER_01: How did you find her?
• 1:35:25
  SPEAKER_07: She was originally at Fellow Barber.
• 1:35:26
  SPEAKER_07: You primed her?
• 1:35:28
  SPEAKER_07: I was Googling Lime Arita and I found her because by chance.
• 1:35:32
  SPEAKER_07: Straw burita.
• 1:35:32
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 1:35:34
  unknown: Okay.
• 1:35:34
  SPEAKER_07: Do they still make those?
• 1:35:36
  SPEAKER_07: I think so.
• 1:35:36
  SPEAKER_01: Where is that from?
• 1:35:37
  SPEAKER_01: Duncan?
• 1:35:38
  SPEAKER_09: No, no.
• 1:35:38
  SPEAKER_09: It's a butt light Lime Marita, Straw Burita.
• 1:35:41
  SPEAKER_07: Straw burita.
• 1:35:41
  SPEAKER_09: Strawberry mangarita.
• 1:35:43
  SPEAKER_07: But I'm sure.
• 1:35:43
  SPEAKER_07: Wait, Duncan had a line of straw buritas.
• 1:35:46
  SPEAKER_09: Duncan currently has a line of watermelon products.
• 1:35:48
  SPEAKER_09: They have a watermelon donut.
• 1:35:49
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, it's called watermelon burst.
• 1:35:51
  SPEAKER_07: What's your stance on Duncan?
• 1:35:52
  SPEAKER_05: Okay, my stance on Duncan is.
• 1:35:55
  SPEAKER_05: I think it's.
• 1:35:57
  SPEAKER_05: Okay, there's Duncan, like 90s Duncan, and then there's Duncan.
• 1:36:01
  SPEAKER_05: There's New Anglain Duncan.
• 1:36:02
  SPEAKER_05: New England.
• 1:36:03
  SPEAKER_05: And then there's New York Duncan.
• 1:36:04
  SPEAKER_05: New York, yeah.
• 1:36:05
  SPEAKER_05: Tri-State area.
• 1:36:06
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 1:36:07
  SPEAKER_05: Right?
• 1:36:07
  SPEAKER_05: Like they're two different.
• 1:36:09
  SPEAKER_05: They are so different.
• 1:36:10
  SPEAKER_05: So like New England Duncan?
• 1:36:12
  SPEAKER_05: Dunklin?
• 1:36:12
  SPEAKER_05: Dunk.
• 1:36:13
  SPEAKER_05: Dunklin.
• 1:36:13
  SPEAKER_05: Dunklin, Dunklin.
• 1:36:14
  SPEAKER_05: Dunklin.
• 1:36:15
  SPEAKER_05: Dunklen.
• 1:36:15
  SPEAKER_05: New England, don't clay.
• 1:36:16
  SPEAKER_05: That's fine.
• 1:36:17
  SPEAKER_05: Don't do it.
• 1:36:17
  SPEAKER_05: Give us a site.
• 1:36:18
  SPEAKER_05: How do I say it's a slut?
• 1:36:19
  SPEAKER_05: It's a slide.
• 1:36:20
  SPEAKER_05: It's a slare.
• 1:36:22
  SPEAKER_05: In middle school, I was pulling up, getting those culadas.
• 1:36:25
  SPEAKER_01: That's the word we were just looking for.
• 1:36:28
  SPEAKER_05: Gina culada.
• 1:36:30
  SPEAKER_09: And that might be TM, though.
• 1:36:31
  SPEAKER_09: K marked.
• 1:36:32
  SPEAKER_07: What do you mean?
• 1:36:33
  SPEAKER_07: Like Gina Colada.
• 1:36:35
  SPEAKER_07: But it's like Gina culata because it's right.
• 1:36:38
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 1:36:38
  SPEAKER_07: It's right.
• 1:36:39
  SPEAKER_07: Colada?
• 1:36:40
  SPEAKER_07: Culata.
• 1:36:40
  SPEAKER_06: No, I'm spelling it the right way.
• 1:36:42
  SPEAKER_06: Gina culada.
• 1:36:44
  SPEAKER_06: Like Gina Colada, like Pina Colada, but it's culada because I'm because I'm Miss Cranston Universe.
• 1:36:49
  SPEAKER_05: That's incredible.
• 1:36:51
  SPEAKER_03: I worked at Duncan.
• 1:36:52
  SPEAKER_03: Did you really?
• 1:36:53
  SPEAKER_03: You worked there.
• 1:36:54
  SPEAKER_03: Wait.
• 1:36:54
  SPEAKER_03: Generation Smoothie.
• 1:36:56
  SPEAKER_03: Which was a culotta with a fucking heaping scoop of plain yogurt.
• 1:37:01
  SPEAKER_03: That's all it was.
• 1:37:02
  SPEAKER_03: That was the summer.
• 1:37:02
  SPEAKER_09: Sorry, you worked at Duncan?
• 1:37:04
  SPEAKER_09: Like before school, right?
• 1:37:05
  SPEAKER_09: You would like go in like the mornings, right?
• 1:37:07
  SPEAKER_09: Not before school.
• 1:37:08
  SPEAKER_07: Oh.
• 1:37:08
  SPEAKER_07: In the summer?
• 1:37:09
  SPEAKER_07: I thought you had like an early game.
• 1:37:10
  SPEAKER_05: It was a summer job.
• 1:37:10
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:37:11
  SPEAKER_07: It was 440 4 45 a.m.
• 1:37:13
  SPEAKER_07: to noon.
• 1:37:14
  SPEAKER_05: Was this before Hammerhead Grill?
• 1:37:16
  SPEAKER_03: Absolutely.
• 1:37:19
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:37:19
  SPEAKER_03: They gave me the key on the second day.
• 1:37:20
  SPEAKER_03: I was like, aren't you gonna train me?
• 1:37:22
  SPEAKER_05: And they're like, now, what at some point.
• 1:37:24
  SPEAKER_05: What was a dark Duncan secret?
• 1:37:26
  SPEAKER_05: Like, what did you see back there?
• 1:37:27
  SPEAKER_05: That was the worst.
• 1:37:28
  SPEAKER_05: What like freaked you out the most?
• 1:37:30
  SPEAKER_05: Your eyes.
• 1:37:30
  SPEAKER_05: The don't act.
• 1:37:32
  SPEAKER_05: It's gone offline.
• 1:37:34
  SPEAKER_07: Nothing freaked me out.
• 1:37:35
  SPEAKER_07: We there was a strict like you can't have you can have anything you want except the meat.
• 1:37:39
  SPEAKER_07: Which I was like, I don't need the meat from the draw.
• 1:37:42
  SPEAKER_09: What?
• 1:37:43
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, you could have whatever you want.
• 1:37:44
  SPEAKER_07: That's very free.
• 1:37:45
  SPEAKER_07: And everybody like touches is your kingdom.
• 1:37:47
  SPEAKER_03: And it's like, no one needs the meat.
• 1:37:50
  SPEAKER_03: Like, we're okay.
• 1:37:52
  SPEAKER_03: That was a rule.
• 1:37:53
  SPEAKER_03: And then I don't know, it was a beach duncan.
• 1:37:56
  SPEAKER_03: So there was a homeless person who would always try to run by and scoop up the tips.
• 1:38:00
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, which beach?
• 1:38:01
  SPEAKER_07: And you're like, Jerry! Get back here.
• 1:38:05
  SPEAKER_07: Bonnet.
• 1:38:06
  SPEAKER_07: Bonnet shores.
• 1:38:07
  SPEAKER_07: Narragansett.
• 1:38:08
  SPEAKER_07: You know bonnet.
• 1:38:08
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, I know bonnet.
• 1:38:09
  SPEAKER_07: Bonnet is because a shit show.
• 1:38:11
  SPEAKER_07: Speaking of Narragansett, I'll be right back.
• 1:38:14
  SPEAKER_01: You got a six pack?
• 1:38:16
  SPEAKER_07: The nine-hour episode.
• 1:38:18
  SPEAKER_01: I like that we're all like Ris D working girls, by the way, because like not a lot of people at RisD had jobs.
• 1:38:24
  SPEAKER_07: I know.
• 1:38:25
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, say that.
• 1:38:26
  SPEAKER_01: Let's get into it.
• 1:38:27
  SPEAKER_01: And they still don't, if I'm being honest.
• 1:38:30
  SPEAKER_01: Yesterday I painted a birdhouse.
• 1:38:34
  SPEAKER_01: I'm a working girl.
• 1:38:35
  SPEAKER_09: You say you painted a birdhouse?
• 1:38:37
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:38:38
  SPEAKER_01: I want one of those.
• 1:38:39
  SPEAKER_09: I tried to no, okay.
• 1:38:40
  SPEAKER_09: So I tried to get a sniff pack of narraganset, and this is the only one they have.
• 1:38:43
  SPEAKER_09: Oh my god.
• 1:38:43
  SPEAKER_09: So I was like, at least let me get one.
• 1:38:45
  SPEAKER_07: We can crack it ceremonially.
• 1:38:47
  SPEAKER_07: Everybody, everybody dig in.
• 1:38:49
  SPEAKER_07: Mind if I crack one?
• 1:38:50
  SPEAKER_07: Crack open a narrow set.
• 1:38:53
  SPEAKER_00: Hi, neighborhood.
• 1:38:54
  SPEAKER_04: I'm an Irish Norwegian from Minnesota.
• 1:38:56
  SPEAKER_07: Hi, neighbor.
• 1:38:58
  SPEAKER_07: Hi, neighbor.
• 1:38:59
  SPEAKER_07: Heavy pull.
• 1:39:00
  SPEAKER_07: Thank you so much.
• 1:39:01
  SPEAKER_07: I'll top you off.
• 1:39:02
  SPEAKER_07: Sarah?
• 1:39:03
  SPEAKER_07: Kelman?
• 1:39:05
  SPEAKER_09: Take a swig.
• 1:39:06
  SPEAKER_09: Get it on camera.
• 1:39:11
  SPEAKER_09: She shotguns it.
• 1:39:13
  SPEAKER_01: Fucking good.
• 1:39:14
  SPEAKER_01: This is fucking delicious.
• 1:39:16
  SPEAKER_09: It is.
• 1:39:17
  SPEAKER_09: They are really good.
• 1:39:18
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 1:39:18
  SPEAKER_01: I've been drinking straight tequila all night.
• 1:39:23
  SPEAKER_01: Little palette cleaner.
• 1:39:24
  SPEAKER_09: Ooh, it's chilly.
• 1:39:24
  SPEAKER_07: Ooh, I love that.
• 1:39:25
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 1:39:26
  SPEAKER_01: Really cold.
• 1:39:27
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, you're bad.
• 1:39:28
  SPEAKER_07: That it was for that.
• 1:39:29
  SPEAKER_07: For your one can for a party of four.
• 1:39:33
  SPEAKER_07: Thank you, Mike.
• 1:39:34
  SPEAKER_07: Thanks so much.
• 1:39:35
  SPEAKER_07: You reading me, then thanking me.
• 1:39:36
  SPEAKER_07: Like, yeah, that's our dynamic for doing that.
• 1:39:40
  SPEAKER_01: Final sloppy thoughts.
• 1:39:41
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
• 1:39:42
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, final sloppy thoughts.
• 1:39:44
  SPEAKER_00: Problematic, encouraged.
• 1:39:45
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 1:39:45
  SPEAKER_07: Anything.
• 1:39:46
  SPEAKER_07: Based on the tone.
• 1:39:47
  SPEAKER_01: Not from you, though.
• 1:39:48
  SPEAKER_01: Let's talk about intersex again.
• 1:39:50
  SPEAKER_01: Who's worse?
• 1:39:51
  SPEAKER_01: Actually, for once I'm like Gina's so PC.
• 1:39:54
  SPEAKER_01: Gina is being the PC.
• 1:39:55
  SPEAKER_07: I stand by what I said.
• 1:39:57
  SPEAKER_07: Even though I was like, ban drag kings.
• 1:40:00
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, we started, we started off on a great note.
• 1:40:03
  SPEAKER_09: We did.
• 1:40:06
  SPEAKER_09: My final sloppy thought is I'm so glad I went to RISD.
• 1:40:09
  SPEAKER_06: Me too.
• 1:40:09
  SPEAKER_09: So glad I went to Risdy.
• 1:40:11
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 1:40:11
  SPEAKER_09: What a beautiful Risdy.
• 1:40:13
  SPEAKER_07: What a beautiful thing.
• 1:40:14
  SPEAKER_07: Go to RISD.
• 1:40:15
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 1:40:15
  SPEAKER_09: Go.
• 1:40:15
  SPEAKER_01: If you All of you run out now.
• 1:40:17
  SPEAKER_01: Go.
• 1:40:18
  SPEAKER_01: Apply.
• 1:40:19
  SPEAKER_01: My final My Final County thought is to work, bitch.
• 1:40:27
  SPEAKER_09: My final country thought is.
• 1:40:29
  SPEAKER_08: And there's the man chose military.
• 1:40:50
  SPEAKER_00: Everybody a Risdi, put your hands up.
• 1:40:53
  SPEAKER_00: Put Shakira.
• 1:40:55
  SPEAKER_00: Everybody a Risdi, except put your hands up.
• 1:41:02
  SPEAKER_07: Wow.
• 1:41:03
  SPEAKER_07: Got kind of hogwards.
• 1:41:05
  SPEAKER_06: We got hog wars.
• 1:41:07
  SPEAKER_07: I put the hog in hogwarts.
• 1:41:09
  SPEAKER_02: Thank you all for the cards.
• 1:41:10
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, thank you.
• 1:41:13
  SPEAKER_04: 100%.
• 1:41:14
  SPEAKER_01: Thank you for having us.
• 1:41:16
  SPEAKER_01: It's so good.
• 1:41:16
  SPEAKER_07: Anytime we bust through here.
• 1:41:19
  SPEAKER_07: So good.
• 1:41:20
  SPEAKER_01: We should just hang out here.
• 1:41:21
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 1:41:22
  SPEAKER_07: We should.
• 1:41:22
  SPEAKER_07: We should.
• 1:41:23
  SPEAKER_07: It's a couch.
• 1:41:24
  SPEAKER_07: It's a couch.
• 1:41:24
  SPEAKER_07: We can hang out here and not have to work.
• 1:41:27
  SPEAKER_05: What did you paint a birdhouse for?
• 1:41:29
  SPEAKER_03: I lied.
• 1:41:34
  SPEAKER_03: Incredible.
• 1:41:34
  SPEAKER_03: I don't I don't do that.
• 1:41:35
  SPEAKER_03: I don't do anything.
• 1:41:36
  SPEAKER_03: Even though I majored in paper machine a balloon.
• 1:41:39
  SPEAKER_03: You were like, we're all riszy.
• 1:41:41
  SPEAKER_03: We all work.
• 1:41:41
  SPEAKER_03: And I was like, yes, we do.
• 1:41:43
  SPEAKER_07: It was believable.
• 1:41:44
  SPEAKER_07: You got me.
• 1:41:45
  SPEAKER_07: We sure do.
• 1:41:46
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, yeah.
• 1:41:46
  SPEAKER_07: Wanna plug anything?
• 1:41:47
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 1:41:48
  SPEAKER_07: Fucking 1-800 Ste Cool.
• 1:41:49
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
• 1:41:50
  SPEAKER_01: Check out my um Instagram that I post on like once every 10 years called 1-800 Steku to get a ste cool.
• 1:41:57
  SPEAKER_01: It's the some dick sucking merch.
• 1:41:59
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, also if you need anything tailored, call me.
• 1:42:02
  SPEAKER_09: Absolutely.
• 1:42:03
  SPEAKER_09: That's free for the summer.
• 1:42:03
  SPEAKER_07: Aren't you tailoring something for Michael Proutie eventually?
• 1:42:07
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, yeah, we've got to be tired.
• 1:42:08
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 1:42:09
  SPEAKER_07: The exam's over.
• 1:42:10
  SPEAKER_07: You passed.
• 1:42:10
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, no.
• 1:42:11
  SPEAKER_01: The exam's in a year.
• 1:42:12
  SPEAKER_01: I have another year of school.
• 1:42:13
  SPEAKER_07: Well set.
• 1:42:14
  SPEAKER_07: I'm still sending you my orders.
• 1:42:16
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, thanks.
• 1:42:16
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, send me your orders.
• 1:42:17
  SPEAKER_01: I'm free now.
• 1:42:18
  SPEAKER_05: Plug magazine.
• 1:42:19
  SPEAKER_01: Plug your witness protection identities after this episode.
• 1:42:22
  SPEAKER_05: Inquiry media.
• 1:42:25
  SPEAKER_00: And the gullet.
• 1:42:26
  SPEAKER_05: And the gullet, my stupid food blog.
• 1:42:28
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:42:29
  SPEAKER_07: Mike said this.
• 1:42:29
  SPEAKER_07: I didn't know you had a food blog.
• 1:42:31
  SPEAKER_07: And now I'm like, I love food and I love blogs.
• 1:42:34
  SPEAKER_07: Come on.
• 1:42:34
  SPEAKER_07: And I love you.
• 1:42:36
  SPEAKER_07: Well, I'm I'm gonna send it to you.
• 1:42:37
  SPEAKER_07: DM me.
• 1:42:38
  SPEAKER_07: Okay.
• 1:42:38
  SPEAKER_07: Put it down your gullet.
• 1:42:40
  SPEAKER_07: All the way down.
• 1:42:41
  SPEAKER_07: Y'all should shove it down my gullet.
• 1:42:42
  SPEAKER_06: Right after we caught.
• 1:42:43
  SPEAKER_07: Well, on that note, see you next Tuesday.
• 1:42:45
  SPEAKER_07: On the big cunky couch.
• 1:42:48
  SPEAKER_05: Oof oof.