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The One Where Lisa Auditions To Host The Pod · Untraditionally Lala

• 0:05
  Speaker 1: Hi, can I be honest with you? I don't even
• 0:11
  Speaker 1: know how. She starts telling her podcast.
• 0:13
  Speaker 2: Don't tell her, don't tell her, doesn't let her.
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  Speaker 3: What you're saying is you don't listen to now.
• 0:18
  Speaker 4: What we've established.
• 0:21
  Speaker 2: Within seconds of the interview, she let me know that
• 0:24
  Speaker 2: she doesn't.
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  Speaker 4: Listen to my podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Yes I do.
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  Speaker 5: She doesn't watch the show that I'm on. She hasn't
• 0:30
  Speaker 5: seen one movie that I've been featured in, nor has
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  Speaker 5: she read my book.
• 0:35
  Speaker 1: So I'm mom of the Year.
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  Speaker 3: If you do listen, what's the intro to the podcast.
• 0:42
  Speaker 1: Give Them Laala?
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  Speaker 4: That's it?
• 0:55
  Speaker 3: You're doing what. I love how she has her cut
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  Speaker 3: turned to.
• 1:00
  Speaker 1: The buildings.
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  Speaker 4: I love it. This is my favorite to give Them podcast.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, this is literally the starting off point to see
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  Speaker 5: if you can like hold down the fort while I.
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  Speaker 4: Take care of a newborn baby.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so.
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  Speaker 3: You're not doing well.
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  Speaker 4: You can't even get the intro.
• 1:25
  Speaker 1: Give me a hint, give.
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  Speaker 2: Me how would you do at least if this were
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  Speaker 2: you're a podcast, how would you start it off?
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  Speaker 1: Oh? I say, welcome to the Give Them Laala podcast?
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  Speaker 4: And would you introduce yourself?
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  Speaker 6: This is GG and I have and Jessica Lala is
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  Speaker 6: out on maternity.
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  Speaker 4: She's right here. I'll say it. Okay, I love that
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  Speaker 4: as icon.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, you have got this. I see her sinking into
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  Speaker 5: it quite nicely.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, she's about to take over.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, So let me break down for you what this
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  Speaker 5: episode is all about. I am going to be giving
• 2:07
  Speaker 5: birth soon and work well, bills do not stop. I
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  Speaker 5: don't know if you guys are aware of this. My
• 2:16
  Speaker 5: mortgagee will be added actually correct, correct, So Mama still
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  Speaker 5: got to work, but I also have to like hunker
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  Speaker 5: down and nest and I needed someone to kind of
• 2:28
  Speaker 5: take over the boss bitch chair.
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  Speaker 1: So you were desperate in other words, So that's why
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  Speaker 1: you've called on me.
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  Speaker 4: No, actually know.
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  Speaker 5: I sat around and I was like, who could I
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  Speaker 5: have come in to co host the podcast with Easton
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  Speaker 5: and Jessica, And I kept thinking, I'm like, I love
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  Speaker 5: the way the podcast is now, Like I just like
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  Speaker 5: the banter between the three of us. I love that
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  Speaker 5: we don't rely on a guest. We've had guests who
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  Speaker 5: have been great, but honestly, I hope none of.
• 3:01
  Speaker 4: My guests listen to this episode, but none of.
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  Speaker 5: Them are going to keep the essence of the give
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  Speaker 5: them La La podcast, except the mother of all mothers,
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  Speaker 5: Lisa fucking burning hand.
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  Speaker 4: She take bts, take the bts. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 5: So basically, Mom, we now know we've established twenty seven
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  Speaker 5: seconds in that you don't listen to the podcast. So
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  Speaker 5: when you take over the episodes, we like to do
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  Speaker 5: a rundown of like what everyone's week was, like what
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  Speaker 5: we've been up to. Funny ocean stories. Do you have
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  Speaker 5: any funny ocean stories that have taken place?
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  Speaker 1: Oh gosh, let me think about it.
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  Speaker 4: You talk about Cutie Patuti all the time.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, I do. I call her stinker doodle Do
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  Speaker 1: you call ocean that?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, she's my stinker doodle doo, And she's my cutie Petuti.
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  Speaker 6: And she in turn calls me tries to say that
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  Speaker 6: I'm her cutie Patuity.
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  Speaker 1: She does. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: And we had the best time in the pool yesterday.
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  Speaker 6: We had a pool day and we were pretending that
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  Speaker 6: our rafts were boats, and she were in the chants
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  Speaker 6: around and she was the cutest little thing in the
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  Speaker 6: whole world.
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  Speaker 1: She melts my heart.
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  Speaker 6: She crawled into bed with me this morning and before
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  Speaker 6: eight o'clock.
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  Speaker 1: My nulpers are not even cracked.
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  Speaker 5: No, She tried to tap on me to make her
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  Speaker 5: mac and cheese. I was like, I'm sure Gigi would
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  Speaker 5: love to do that.
• 4:32
  Speaker 6: Why don't you go totairs and asked me to make
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  Speaker 6: her mac and cheese, and I go, why don't you
• 4:38
  Speaker 6: go and get some wheat fans. She was all about that,
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  Speaker 6: cawled in my bed, wanted to watch ice skating, Disney
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  Speaker 6: Ice skating.
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  Speaker 4: You have Disney on.
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  Speaker 1: I mesmerized by it.
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  Speaker 3: How long did it take you to get that up?
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  Speaker 1: It took me in quite a minute.
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  Speaker 6: I don't I have to wear two sets of cheaters,
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  Speaker 6: and like, if I don't have my contacts in, I
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  Speaker 6: wear two sets.
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  Speaker 4: Of do you mean two sets?
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  Speaker 3: I get you it on glasses.
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  Speaker 1: Cheater and those aren't strong enough, so then I add
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  Speaker 1: a double.
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  Speaker 2: Can we have a podcast episode where we take you
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  Speaker 2: to the eye doctor and see?
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  Speaker 4: Okay?
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  Speaker 5: I would love No, she's the only person on the
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  Speaker 5: planet who has eyes that come from outer space where.
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  Speaker 1: No obtometris twitch because you're talking about them.
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  Speaker 5: And she talks about when I have my contacts in.
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  Speaker 5: All I ever hear is this. This will be added
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  Speaker 5: to her tombstone. Tombstone too, where my glasses and my
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  Speaker 5: contact is bugging me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, my contacts are always bugging me.
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  Speaker 6: I got the thirty Yes, I got the thirty day
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  Speaker 6: like you wear. I love those, not a fan. So
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  Speaker 6: I just called one eight hundred contact okay and got dailies.
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  Speaker 6: Oh you did, They're in the mail.
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  Speaker 1: They're in the mail.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, And you guys.
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  Speaker 5: It's so sad because I'll look at her little just
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  Speaker 5: like every so often, I'll look in her little like
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  Speaker 5: contact container thing, and I'm like, she's going to put
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  Speaker 5: these in her eyes?
• 6:00
  Speaker 4: Are they crusty?
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  Speaker 1: Dusty?
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  Speaker 5: She can't see like the tiniest little microscopic care Well.
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  Speaker 6: I think what happens too, is my Messcara right kind
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  Speaker 6: off into the context.
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  Speaker 2: When you pour them out to put them in your eye,
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  Speaker 2: do you then rinse them off even more in your hands?
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  Speaker 4: You're not even put She dips her finger in me.
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  Speaker 3: Is that what you know?
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  Speaker 1: I have not been Probably?
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  Speaker 4: No, I will train you. I wear them every day.
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  Speaker 2: You have to pour them out more saline and swish
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  Speaker 2: them around to get off all those parts.
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  Speaker 1: I don't do you put any thirty days never last
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  Speaker 1: thirty days.
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  Speaker 5: That's because your finger banging the freaking juice contacts.
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  Speaker 4: Or my last ninety days.
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  Speaker 2: I literally have to be like, yeah, I haven't even
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  Speaker 2: changed its in like ninety days.
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  Speaker 3: Do you put yours in with mascara on?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I put my I just boom.
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  Speaker 5: I'm telling you, she's the only person in the world
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  Speaker 5: where it's like, don't wear makeup, don't do anything that's
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  Speaker 5: like a part of your normal routine, because your contacts
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  Speaker 5: will only a day.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: No, that's why I went to dailies. I can't wait
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  Speaker 6: for the dailies.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, So anyway, well you may love the thirty days.
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  Speaker 5: I don't wear contacts, So when she's switching around, I'm like,
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  Speaker 5: I guess that's how you do it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. No, all right, well I'm glad you
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  Speaker 1: trained me.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'll try your technique and I'll get back with you.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: I'm really excited though, for you to be co hosting
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  Speaker 5: the podcast like after baby comes, because you're gonna be
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  Speaker 5: the one that comes in here and you get to
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  Speaker 5: tell everyone how like oceans, reacting to babys and like
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  Speaker 5: fun so fun little moments.
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  Speaker 2: Technically, to give a little tiny spoiler, this is obvious
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  Speaker 2: this will air the week before if Lisa gets hired.
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  Speaker 4: This will air the week before you're on.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, but we're just a little we're recording this a
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  Speaker 2: little bit early for obvious reasons.
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  Speaker 5: For obvious reasons, because I have to see that she
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  Speaker 5: can even take on the hardest role of the lifetime. Yes, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: podcast hosts.
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  Speaker 1: But can I tell you another story?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, that's why we're here, my love. You're steering the ship, all.
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  Speaker 6: Right, Well, so this more cute ocean. She's carrying around
• 8:02
  Speaker 6: her ballerina doll and her fish doll, and she goes.
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  Speaker 6: She loves to get into places where she shouldn't.
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  Speaker 4: Be, getting called the mermaid mom her fish doll.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, what does she mean, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, okay, I thought it was like just
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  Speaker 3: a I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Irmaid mermaid dog.
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  Speaker 6: So we have this china hutch in the dining room
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  Speaker 6: and I put all of my treasures in there that
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  Speaker 6: are breakable, and of course she's over there, she's got
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  Speaker 6: all the doors open, checking everything out, and she comes
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  Speaker 6: out with a picture of me when I was a baby,
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  Speaker 6: and she was saying, this is gonna be like a baby,
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  Speaker 6: and she was so excited.
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  Speaker 1: She goes, I love this.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, she really is.
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  Speaker 5: There's like a few we've seen things on TV where
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  Speaker 5: there's like babies and shows or whatever, and she's like,
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  Speaker 5: that's what's.
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  Speaker 4: In your belly? Mom, she's gonna be Can I tell?
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  Speaker 4: Can I tell a less cute story?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Okay, so funny but less cute. Some moms may be
• 9:05
  Speaker 5: up in arms. It's fine.
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  Speaker 4: Welcome to the Give Them Lalla podcast. Nothing new.
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  Speaker 5: So I've hidden my vibrator collection, okay, just because I
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  Speaker 5: feel the neat Well, I received another one, another vibrating
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  Speaker 5: toy that I have not used. I just threw it
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  Speaker 5: in the nightstand. Okay, I just threw it in the nightstand.
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  Speaker 5: Haven't used it looks fun, looks a little rookie ish,
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  Speaker 5: you know.
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  Speaker 4: Don't know if I'll ever get around to it. I
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  Speaker 4: need the big daddy. So this morning I have my
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  Speaker 4: I mask.
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  Speaker 5: Offs, like mom, Mom, can you help me put this
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  Speaker 5: toy back in its case?
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  Speaker 4: And I take that mask off. She's got the vibe eye.
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  Speaker 1: Well, they're so colorful, they're stunning. They're intriguing to.
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  Speaker 2: A child, and they turn on and they vibrate and
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  Speaker 2: they like suction and move around.
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  Speaker 4: They're so fun.
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  Speaker 2: If I did, I would put one in my mouth,
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  Speaker 2: just if it wasn't used just to like feel around,
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  Speaker 2: just for fun.
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  Speaker 5: You know, I cannot make this any more clear. It
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  Speaker 5: has not been used. It is a rookies vibrator. Like
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  Speaker 5: I'm looking at it and I'm like, this is what
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  Speaker 5: you give to someone who's like I've never masturbated before.
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  Speaker 4: You're like just a tiny little thing, tiny little guy.
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  Speaker 1: See.
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  Speaker 4: I like those.
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  Speaker 2: I don't like the big papaz No. I feel like
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  Speaker 2: there was the size of my arm and scare me.
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  Speaker 2: They could attack the shit out of me like I
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  Speaker 2: would get attacked.
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  Speaker 4: They're ready to murder that pussy. They're ready to beat
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  Speaker 4: that pussy up, beat that pussy up right least right.
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  Speaker 1: So what did you tell her?
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  Speaker 4: I said, put it away now. She said I don't
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  Speaker 4: know how, and I said give it to me please.
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  Speaker 4: I said where did you get this?
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  Speaker 5: And she said in the duor And I was like, ocean,
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  Speaker 5: you have to stay out of this drawer.
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  Speaker 4: But luckily, I say that.
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  Speaker 1: She's going to want to get in it every single day.
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  Speaker 4: But I've hidden.
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  Speaker 5: I've hidden all the vibrators in different places.
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  Speaker 1: So hunt.
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  Speaker 3: Find pieces, find the treasure.
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  Speaker 6: Do you know what I want to tell the story
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  Speaker 6: or you to tell the story about You were explaining
• 11:25
  Speaker 6: to land in that show.
• 11:27
  Speaker 1: What show the show? And you said, it's first have.
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  Speaker 4: We moved on?
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  Speaker 5: That's really funny. So anyway, Ocean found the vibrator. I
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  Speaker 5: put it away. It's a funny story anyway. It's not
• 11:42
  Speaker 5: exactly what you expect to see when your child's asking
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  Speaker 5: you to help her with a toy and you lift
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  Speaker 5: your blackout mask and you see like the vibrator there,
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  Speaker 5: You're like, oh wow, I do like the idea of
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  Speaker 5: a scavenger hunt though with the vibrator, because it's like,
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  Speaker 5: it looks fun, but can you find the charger?
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  Speaker 3: Well, but then what if you can't find the charger?
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  Speaker 4: Well, I know where all the stuff is.
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  Speaker 2: They should always remain charged, always, always, because imagine grabbing
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  Speaker 2: it and it's not charged.
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  Speaker 4: It ruins the buzz.
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  Speaker 1: Oh literally, literally we're on the same page.
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  Speaker 4: Do you have multiple vibrators?
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  Speaker 3: Lisa, that's not fucking talk.
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  Speaker 5: I feel like I could ask these whatever you want, Jessica.
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  Speaker 4: Sexual, Okay, it's going to be sexual. It's not sexual.
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  Speaker 5: It's we're moving on. What is the story that you
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  Speaker 5: want to tell?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, you were talking about to Landa last night.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, they were talking.
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  Speaker 1: Funny, so I have to get credit for it. It was.
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  Speaker 4: The moment, tell me the funny.
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  Speaker 5: So Landon and my mom we're talking about Bridgerton. Nothing
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  Speaker 5: against Bridgerton the show on Netflix. They said, you know,
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  Speaker 5: I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it, and I said,
• 13:01
  Speaker 5: I've seen it. I watched the very first episode and
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  Speaker 5: they were like, is it any good?
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  Speaker 4: I was like, honestly, it's for horny bitches who can't
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  Speaker 4: get me.
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  Speaker 3: What was?
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  Speaker 1: And I said, so you really loved it?
• 13:17
  Speaker 4: Fucking roasted by Lisa. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 6: G I got a kick out of myself for a
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  Speaker 6: minute's start of season two or three.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know which one.
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  Speaker 1: I was good Diet.
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  Speaker 4: She's fall deep in.
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  Speaker 1: So it's her favorite show.
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  Speaker 3: She grabs her vibrator and lays in bed with Bridgerton.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway.
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  Speaker 5: No, first season though, the main guy was really hot,
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  Speaker 5: so we're not far off, is he not?
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  Speaker 4: Because I haven't watched I haven't seen it.
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  Speaker 6: I don't even I wouldn't even know.
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  Speaker 7: When I heard it, I thought it was patting to
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  Speaker 7: and I was like, oh, yeah, the bear, not bear.
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  Speaker 5: No, I've only seen I think they're only on season
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  Speaker 5: two or three anyway, but the first one was the
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  Speaker 5: only one I watched. Okay, I have a few questions
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  Speaker 5: that I've wind up for Lisa.
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  Speaker 4: Oh is this the official interview portion?
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 4: If you could be an animal, what would you be?
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  Speaker 4: And why?
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  Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, this is so easy for me. I'd
• 14:32
  Speaker 6: be a horse. I love horses. I think they're beautiful, laughing.
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: So cute.
• 14:38
  Speaker 4: I love you so much, keep going.
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  Speaker 6: I just think they're beautiful. They run free. I want
• 14:43
  Speaker 6: to be a wild mustage.
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: What are you now?
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: I'm a I'm an old black lab right now and
• 14:58
  Speaker 6: I totally her legs give out. My legs give out.
• 15:02
  Speaker 6: Where we are in sea?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, Producer John, if we could please have a graphic
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  Speaker 2: of a horse, I'm a Jessic horse running.
• 15:08
  Speaker 4: With Lisa's half a minute during this flat. That would
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  Speaker 4: be great. If you could choose one superpower, what would
• 15:16
  Speaker 4: it be?
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: I want to teleport a teleporter. I love that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I would like to teleport.
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  Speaker 6: Because the drives to Palm Springs they turned from two
• 15:26
  Speaker 6: hours to three hours to four hours.
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  Speaker 1: That's where she's going to.
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  Speaker 2: SWITZERLANDE Yeah, wow, what can I say, I love how
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  Speaker 2: simple my mom is.
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: I know, remember when you used to hate dad for that?
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: What do you want? I love? You're like, can you dream?
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: I know you?
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: I know, but I always love that about him.
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, bar was low. I ended up with me
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: because you didn't even have.
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  Speaker 4: One stop full circle roasted herself.
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  Speaker 5: My dad, we would drive by cars and he'd be like,
• 16:04
  Speaker 5: that's my dream car and it would be some clunker.
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, really, that's how we're dreaming.
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  Speaker 1: He wanted Laura to have a Toyota Corolla.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know why he was shoving the Toyota Corolla.
• 16:14
  Speaker 4: Why why do dads love Corollas? My dad wanted me
• 16:17
  Speaker 4: to get a Corolla so bad? What is a Corolla?
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  Speaker 6: My dad wanted me to get a hond of Prelude
• 16:24
  Speaker 6: and it was the first year they came out. He
• 16:26
  Speaker 6: took me to the dealership saying that he was going
• 16:29
  Speaker 6: to look for himself a car. He was actually taking me.
• 16:33
  Speaker 6: We went and he ordered it for me. I got
• 16:36
  Speaker 6: Candy Apple red with off white interior. Took six months
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  Speaker 6: to come in.
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  Speaker 4: It was like fabulous white interior.
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  Speaker 1: It was beautiful.
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  Speaker 4: That does not sound like you at all.
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  Speaker 5: You won't even buy white purses because you're like, it'll
• 16:53
  Speaker 5: be filthy.
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: I think I.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: Learned from that car that was my first car.
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: Oh learning experience, that's she. But when I have just
• 17:03
  Speaker 5: you know, a few thousand dollars to be like, I
• 17:05
  Speaker 5: don't give a shit. I'm gonna buy a Toyota Corolla
• 17:08
  Speaker 5: just for the hell of it, in honor of my dad.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: The second car, second current, pump Spring.
• 17:13
  Speaker 5: Please know, I'm gonna have someone come and paint the
• 17:17
  Speaker 5: hood of it my dad's face.
• 17:19
  Speaker 7: With the.
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: Pretzel that we turn.
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: He'd be so proud.
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: Honestly, if they have a hybrid, a Corolla hybrid, I
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: will look at it as my next car.
• 17:30
  Speaker 5: The hybrids have weird shapes though, because they have to
• 17:32
  Speaker 5: be aerodynamic.
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: Well, I love that you would love to teleport to
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: just pump Spring.
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: I love that too. You're so good, mom, I love
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: you so much.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: Okay, I want to know if you were stuck on
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: a deserted island and had all the food, water, and
• 17:48
  Speaker 5: shelter you needed, what three personal items would you bring?
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: My nightguard?
• 17:53
  Speaker 6: Okay, that would be on top of my because right
• 18:01
  Speaker 6: now I don't have my night guard.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: And ask you to gum.
• 18:06
  Speaker 7: Now everything's just coming around. She's like, I gotta get
• 18:09
  Speaker 7: to palm springs for the damn night.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: Can we not pass over the fact you put gum
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: in your mouth every night?
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: Do you fall asleep?
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then I wake up chewing it in?
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: You guys, we cannot be doing this, she will, chest,
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: she will.
• 18:24
  Speaker 6: I'm more concerned about it ending up in her hair
• 18:26
  Speaker 6: and having what No, I'm worried about getting cavities.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: But it's sugar free, so I think it's okay.
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: So nobody worried about the death of this.
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: Well, I didn't know.
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: She was a little concerned now that you you could choke.
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: Well, and that's the thing, even without the gum.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: She's you, guys, were going on three weeks.
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: She may choke on her own tongue.
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: True, that's true. That's very true.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: So my other two things that I would take.
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: You've got food, water, shelter.
• 18:53
  Speaker 5: You don't need any of the like things that you
• 18:56
  Speaker 5: would be tripping about.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: It's just my cheaters. I need my cheaters.
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: Okay, you're not gonna contact cheaters.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: Well, I need cheaters, okay, Okay, my animals. I knew it.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: I knew one of them, those are probably first and foremost.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: To be honest with you, but.
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, who cares if your teeth are all fucked up?
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: That by yourself?
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: Are we a personal item?
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: The dogs? You know what I make the rules of
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: the game. It's my podcast.
• 19:20
  Speaker 6: Well, of course I take you guys. You guys would
• 19:22
  Speaker 6: be first and foremosts. I'm just thinking, yeah.
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: You know what I would say if you said that
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: in the actual interview, I'd be like, she can't commit,
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: she's indecisive, and she doesn't know how to play by
• 19:32
  Speaker 5: the rules.
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: She's not gonna make it.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 19:36
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't give you a fallback, Okay, Okay, I just
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: want to know in your own opinion. Yes, what do
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: you think your your strengths are?
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: What are my strengths? Yes? And these knees so confident.
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: I'm the being absolutly I love that answer. You're actually
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: getting a callback.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: I think I'm kind, You're very kind. Yeah.
• 20:12
  Speaker 6: And I think I'm I'm a good listener mm hmmm,
• 20:16
  Speaker 6: mm hmmm. And I think I can provide good advice
• 20:19
  Speaker 6: because I'm old and.
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: Why please, You're not just old and you're not old.
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: Thank you?
• 20:26
  Speaker 6: No, no, but my kids will say, gosh, there's this
• 20:28
  Speaker 6: old woman at the grocery store. Held she well, she's
• 20:30
  Speaker 6: probably sixties.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: Because you're not a normal sixty, you're a cool sixties.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: Okay, thank you.
• 20:36
  Speaker 5: No, but that is old compared to us. That's like
• 20:39
  Speaker 5: thirty years on us, right.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: H you know, can we say really quick what we what?
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: We each each list one strength for release. I think
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: you're outspoken, and that's so good, but like in such
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: a respectful way, like you will be like this shouldn't
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: be happening.
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna go take care of it.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's good.
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: Lease, yes, it's almost gotten her killed before.
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: You're very giving.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: Thank you. You guys are sweet.
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: You're also very taking. She's she's called it's called balance. Balance.
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: That is true. I would say your your highest and
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: greatest quality is being the rock for people.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: Oh that's yeah.
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: Security.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 21:29
  Speaker 5: Security, like literally, and some people probably think I'm a weirdo.
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: But it's rare that people are like you're weird. Maybe
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: I just don't see it.
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: But like when Lise, on the rare occasion, goes anywhere twenty.
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: Four hours max.
• 21:48
  Speaker 5: Twenty four hours max, then I need her home, like
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: she can't do these like when you used to go
• 21:53
  Speaker 5: to Utah with Easton. Yes, the weekends were like I
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: didn't like that at all. But then when you were
• 21:58
  Speaker 5: trying to get the household and it was like a
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: week enough is enough.
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: Well we missed you too, We got to have the
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: rock back in the house.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we missed you too for sure.
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah. No, you're your your boatloads are fund thank you.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: That's our real that's all. I'm around you with the people,
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: so that helps.
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: Hella fun. Okay, I want to talk about.
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: Because Jessica just saved your life on the podcast, I
• 22:22
  Speaker 5: want to talk about when you saved Jessica's life in
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: the Valley.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: Well, I want Jessica to start it out. I'll set
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: this up.
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: I'll set this up so really quick.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: I'm walking out to my car to get something and
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: there's a guy, he's maybe like a house away on
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: the other side, and there's a van and yes, the
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: van trunk is open, and I see that there are
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: no seats, but I didn't clock that at first. And
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: he's kind of just like hanging around his van and
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: then he sees me and he goes, excuse me, excuse me,
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: and I was like yeah, and he starts like walking
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: toward me. He's like, can you please jump, but like
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: help me get my van jumped? Can you can I
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: use your car and we could jump my van? It's
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: broken down on the side of the road. And I
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: was like, because I'm I'm driving the twenty sixteen Patriot
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: Basic model, it's not like the greatest battery, like it's
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: still got a battery, but like, we don't that could
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: go any day, like it's on its last leg. So
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: I was like, I don't know if like my battery
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: even has enough juice.
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: And he's like, no, no, no, it does. Believe me. All
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: I need is just like you to come over here.
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: It does. And I was like, no, I really don't
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: know if it does.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: He's like, it does. He was like really, So I
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: was like, okay, I'll be right back.
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: He was like very pushy.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: He was very pushy. Well, and the first red flag
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: is the freaking van.
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: I know, not Lisa coming in with the shade.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: I've seen too many crime dramas I get.
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: It wasn't the van that was weird.
• 23:46
  Speaker 7: It was the van with no seats, and it wasn't
• 23:48
  Speaker 7: like a white van with no windows.
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: It was a Dodge caravan.
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: And we and Lisa and I do watch a.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: Lot of we watch hell I cry.
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: Watch cryme.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: Now I do have to say, oh, I've already said
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: it like a NiFe.
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: She's gonna hunk her down on you.
• 24:06
  Speaker 5: By the way, what's gonna hunk her down on the
• 24:09
  Speaker 5: F box?
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: Thank you do it now? Because I've said it a
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: couple of times Lise and I haven't gotten reprimanded.
• 24:13
  Speaker 6: So please, Yeah, I want like some Pampers to start
• 24:16
  Speaker 6: sponsoring it.
• 24:17
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, she knows who is sponsors to the podcast,
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: but she knows who ain't right in checks.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: It's because she's going online and buying the diaper.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: Okay, keep going, Okay, anyway, I will note thinking back
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: on it now. So I saw him and my immediate
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: thought was he's in a baseball cap.
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: He's dressed like a dad.
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: He's got new Balance T shirt, sports shorts, baseball cap.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: But now thinking back, it's a little too dad like,
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: almost like someone wearing a dad costume. Yes, so yes, portraying.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: So I said I'll be right back, and I was
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: really gonna help him. So I walk inside because I
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: was bringing something inside and I was in the garage, says.
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: Okay, and you can take it from here least.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: So Jessica comes up and tells me the scenario of
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: this guy, and I think.
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: I said, I'm going to go help.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: Him, and I said absolutely not.
• 25:12
  Speaker 6: She said tell him your mother said that was exact wording,
• 25:18
  Speaker 6: that you can't.
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: She said, I love him. Your mother said you can't.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: And I was like, well, no, I think he seems.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: Lisa was like, no, absolutely not. Tell him your mom
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: said you can't. I was like, okay, okay. Well, so
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: I go back out to my car and he's like
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: waiting and I was like, hey, I'm so sorry.
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: I just talked to my mom.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: She just said I couldn't. I couldn't and like my
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: car might not work. And the second I said I
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: just talked to my mom, he like the like chaotic energy,
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: like relaxed, and he like backed up a little and
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: he was like okay, and he like dropped it.
• 25:50
  Speaker 6: I was like, and I was on my way out
• 25:53
  Speaker 6: to be her backup because I thought, hell.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: No with a baseball, but I'm just and then the
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: crazy is he's zoomed off like tell me that.
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: He left was making you guys, you guys.
• 26:05
  Speaker 6: He saw a cute, a cute blonde thank you, who
• 26:10
  Speaker 6: clearly was ready and willing to and he was ready
• 26:16
  Speaker 6: to throw her in the van and away.
• 26:19
  Speaker 5: Chris and I were driving down the streets and he
• 26:22
  Speaker 5: had I didn't know that this had happened, and I'm like,
• 26:26
  Speaker 5: this is fucking weird. This guy has his silver van
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: parked on the side of the road and not just
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: like seats folded down. All the door is open, the
• 26:34
  Speaker 5: seats removed, like there's not a seat to be seen
• 26:38
  Speaker 5: in this van. And it's not like a painter van
• 26:40
  Speaker 5: where you haul your stuff around.
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: It's like a family van.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: No, you have to be so I talked to you.
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: Hear that, and then all of a sudden, he's room, room,
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: room races.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: Not a single help too, because I think I had also, Yeah,
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: I walked out.
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: Because after we found out, I kept spying and helped them.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: I'm not even kidding thinking. And I mentioned it to
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: a couple other people who've lived in California their whole
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: life and like knew the area, and they were like, no,
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: that was like actually dangerous, Like that's there's certain areas
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: that people go because there is like a night naive
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: whatever in certain neighborhoods versus others.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: It's true.
• 27:16
  Speaker 6: Can I tell you a quick story that I absolutely okay,
• 27:20
  Speaker 6: it's so. What happened was is I had this friend
• 27:24
  Speaker 6: and she had a flat tire in one of those malls,
• 27:27
  Speaker 6: you know, the like the parking parking crush. She had
• 27:30
  Speaker 6: a flat tire. All of a sudden, this guy appears.
• 27:33
  Speaker 6: He's going to help her change her tire. So she's
• 27:35
  Speaker 6: bending over. She's bending down, you know, squatted next to
• 27:39
  Speaker 6: the tire, looking at what has happened to the tire.
• 27:42
  Speaker 6: All of a sudden, in the shadows, she sees him
• 27:44
  Speaker 6: pull up the trobar and she literally falls back. He
• 27:51
  Speaker 6: hits her on the hand with the crowbar. She loses
• 27:55
  Speaker 6: two of her fingers.
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: Wait, I did not think this is where the story
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: was going.
• 27:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah, was no one, she screamed, and come to find out,
• 28:05
  Speaker 6: the guy was the.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's the one that slashed her tire.
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: Of course.
• 28:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah, she looked a lot like his ex wife, and
• 28:14
  Speaker 6: he was delusional obviously.
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: And deranged because even if it was the sorry, like
• 28:20
  Speaker 5: who tries to their ex wife.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: She lost.
• 28:23
  Speaker 6: In fact, she lost the tip. Oh sorry, she loves
• 28:25
  Speaker 6: the tip of her finger. No, it's like terrifying. So
• 28:29
  Speaker 6: you know what those things happened, and you just had
• 28:32
  Speaker 6: to be so aware.
• 28:33
  Speaker 5: Okay, the last one I want you to tell because
• 28:35
  Speaker 5: now we're turning in the podcast in a Stranger danger
• 28:37
  Speaker 5: and I'm kind of digging where it's going. Yeah, the
• 28:40
  Speaker 5: woman at Beverly Center that asked you to help her with.
• 28:43
  Speaker 6: Her You guys remember this, Yes, this girl. I'm in
• 28:49
  Speaker 6: the parking garage yet again.
• 28:50
  Speaker 5: And this parking garag just freaked me out. Yeah, get
• 28:53
  Speaker 5: to your car and hall ass lock the doors. The
• 28:56
  Speaker 5: moment you get in, she's on your phone.
• 28:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah, she's sitting in her She pops out of her car.
• 29:02
  Speaker 6: I have bags that I because I've gone shopping. She
• 29:05
  Speaker 6: asked me if I can help her put her bow
• 29:08
  Speaker 6: in her hair.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: Bow.
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: And she's like an older woman. She's not like seven,
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: what do you think, thirties thirty?
• 29:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, like late twenties, like put your own bow
• 29:18
  Speaker 6: in your hair, not to be rude. Yeah, And I
• 29:21
  Speaker 6: just think she was trying to like maybe somebody around
• 29:24
  Speaker 6: the corner. This is how my thought brosness goes. And
• 29:27
  Speaker 6: I said, I'm not good with my hands because I'm
• 29:29
  Speaker 6: not I'm not.
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: She felt good about telling her that because she also
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: didn't lie. Yeah, this is a truth teller.
• 29:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah, And I hard and got in my car and
• 29:38
  Speaker 6: locked my doors, and she went and sat back in
• 29:40
  Speaker 6: her car.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: It was so weird.
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: I'll tell you what was going to happen.
• 29:45
  Speaker 5: She was being used as someone as a distraction for
• 29:48
  Speaker 5: someone to come up behind you and do whatever, rob you,
• 29:52
  Speaker 5: hurt you.
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: I don't mess around.
• 29:54
  Speaker 5: And I think it's because we've watched too many crime shows,
• 29:57
  Speaker 5: because I recall telling.
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: This on the podcast, but I'm gonna say it again.
• 30:01
  Speaker 5: When I woke up super late in Palm Springs that day, yeah,
• 30:05
  Speaker 5: because I didn't sleep, and I called Shesh and she
• 30:09
  Speaker 5: was like, hey, do you want to come over?
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: And I was like, my mom's not in her room.
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: And she was like, oh, okay, well just come over.
• 30:15
  Speaker 5: You can wait for her here. And I was like,
• 30:17
  Speaker 5: I said, she's not there, No, she's not here. I'm like,
• 30:20
  Speaker 5: I'm not going to say she was laughing. She was
• 30:22
  Speaker 5: laughing knowing my mom was there. But I was like, no,
• 30:25
  Speaker 5: I need to definitely.
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: Make sure she's okay.
• 30:28
  Speaker 5: I need to make sure she wasn't like murdered and
• 30:30
  Speaker 5: hauled out of the house. Yeah, and she goes, oh
• 30:34
  Speaker 5: my god, she's sitting right here.
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: You need to like relax on the twenty twenties and.
• 30:39
  Speaker 5: Datelines because that's immediately where my head goes.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: That's true, But that's why I have to relax. I
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: have to relax because my mom watches them all the time,
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: and when I watch them with her, I'm always paranoid.
• 30:50
  Speaker 4: You need to watch a few more.
• 30:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah, And it's like the girl that jogging down this
• 30:54
  Speaker 6: single two lane road in the dark is.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: Like, well, you know, I'm going jogging tonight my neighborhood
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: at like I was planning on like ten pm.
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: Here's such a damn lie. Now, I'm dead serious, Jessica,
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: don't play. Are you joking?
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: Jessica, I would never allow Why why I carry?
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: Because I was planning the evening in my mind and
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: I was like, well, that's the only time I can.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: I've been wanting to run more and I carry pepper
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: spray and it's well lit. Just what would you say
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: before sundown?
• 31:27
  Speaker 6: I would say in a crowded like go to a
• 31:30
  Speaker 6: park in the middle of the fucking day, Like it
• 31:33
  Speaker 6: is no joke out there, and I'm not kidding I
• 31:36
  Speaker 6: don't mean to scare you, and I don't think it's
• 31:38
  Speaker 6: because I've been watching too much twenty twenty.
• 31:40
  Speaker 5: I think people are a little bit looney and off
• 31:43
  Speaker 5: their rockers, and I will never allow you to do that.
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: I thought you were joking. I'm going to give you
• 31:48
  Speaker 5: a hard, long talk after this, young lady.
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: That's never acceptible. Okay, I understand you, guys.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: When I was in Tennessee, I used to I would
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: never do this anymore, hike in the woods.
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: But this is messed up.
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: What bike in the woods after nannying? I would stop
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: nanning at six and it would get dark around seven,
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: and I would hike like three miles and by the
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: time I was up to the top it was pitch black.
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: And I would hike down and it'd be so dark
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: I'd have to use my phone to shine on the path.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: Just a car.
• 32:18
  Speaker 8: If you ever go running in Glendale past like nine pm,
• 32:22
  Speaker 8: share your littlecation with me so at least I know
• 32:24
  Speaker 8: you're good.
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: Okay, really that I do have my location shared with
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: two girlfriends, that doesn't even matter.
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: They throw your phone's the.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: First thing they get rid of.
• 32:35
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I've seen so many twenty twenties where they're
• 32:38
  Speaker 5: like I checked your location and the phone was at
• 32:41
  Speaker 5: the end of the driveway, or it's in a canal,
• 32:46
  Speaker 5: in a canal, in a gutter.
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely not.
• 32:50
  Speaker 9: Well, the thing that's tripping me out about your story jests,
• 32:52
  Speaker 9: this happened in front of.
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: Your house, Laala, it was in my neighborhood.
• 32:55
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeh see that's no, that's no.
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: No, yeah, no, you're right, you're right, you're right.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: I got a smart enough Well, yeah.
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: You almost just were in the back of a van
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: and now you're gonna go run.
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 33:03
  Speaker 5: Well, because I feel like our neighborhood is like the
• 33:07
  Speaker 5: perfect place to pretend like you're broken down in a van,
• 33:11
  Speaker 5: you're in a dad outfit. You've probably got soccer moms
• 33:15
  Speaker 5: or kids that are outside. Not kids, but you know,
• 33:18
  Speaker 5: young women who are outside, like people who think I'm
• 33:23
  Speaker 5: in Like, I'm in a neighborhood. This isn't where I
• 33:26
  Speaker 5: would be like getting kidnapped, especially in Los Angeles, I know,
• 33:31
  Speaker 5: because it's usually a small town.
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: I will never move to Texas or Florida.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: They're always there.
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: It's always in Texas or Florida.
• 33:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah, for real, None of those gun total states gunt states.
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: Down home down.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: Gosh, yes, gun toting.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 33:55
  Speaker 5: They're also where you could see horses run wild. Not
• 33:59
  Speaker 5: so much Florida at Texas remember that.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: One too, But Montana that's where i'd be.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: No, she said, that's where i'd be a.
• 34:07
  Speaker 6: Horse, open ranger, open ranger.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: Deer in the buffalo play let's take.
• 34:17
  Speaker 5: Can I tell you what I saw today by the
• 34:19
  Speaker 5: Getty Center as I was driving on the four or
• 34:21
  Speaker 5: five with Dress a wild horse.
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: No, I was so excited.
• 34:28
  Speaker 5: No, two little bambies too, little reindeer love that.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: We need to have that in Utah all the time.
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: I've never seen a reindeer in neither have we.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: We saw baby reindeer.
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: And she was alone.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: She was alone.
• 34:53
  Speaker 5: No, I've never seen a baby bambie in Los Angeles.
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: That's wild because I have in the park which I
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: won't say which park.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: I go to my little granddaughter.
• 35:06
  Speaker 6: She no, Well, we're past the phase of her. Well
• 35:10
  Speaker 6: she'll say that word, but then I'll say, what did
• 35:12
  Speaker 6: you say? She'll say, I love you.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: No, she will.
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: She rattles under her breath.
• 35:19
  Speaker 6: She tattles on all of you, like if she hears
• 35:21
  Speaker 6: the podcast, she'll say Teeter just swore or Easton just swore,
• 35:27
  Speaker 6: and I said, what should we do?
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: And she goes wash his mouth out.
• 35:30
  Speaker 6: Sure, so I hope we've never done that to her,
• 35:34
  Speaker 6: but yeah, and I've never done it to my kids,
• 35:36
  Speaker 6: but I always.
• 35:37
  Speaker 5: By the way the way she disciplines her dolls, you
• 35:40
  Speaker 5: would think I run a tight ship and I'm putting
• 35:43
  Speaker 5: the foot down left and right.
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: Why what'd she do? She's tough on her dolls.
• 35:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're going to time out, time out, and if
• 35:50
  Speaker 5: you don't take your medicine, I will pin you down.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: Like what I will down? I know.
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's hilarious. She's very cute.
• 36:04
  Speaker 6: She didn't want me to leave today to come and
• 36:05
  Speaker 6: do this, by the way, she was having a melt down.
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: She's with her friends.
• 36:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, she'll be fine. She lives the dream. This morning
• 36:14
  Speaker 5: she was playing the piano with her helmet.
• 36:17
  Speaker 6: She she didn't want me to leave until popsicles or
• 36:20
  Speaker 6: liquors were involved, and then she was fine with me.
• 36:28
  Speaker 5: She knows what she wants, because I've spoken about this
• 36:30
  Speaker 5: on the podcast, that she has allergies, and while we're
• 36:35
  Speaker 5: going back and forth with the allergist and also her
• 36:38
  Speaker 5: pediatrician and another doctor that we've brought on, and the
• 36:41
  Speaker 5: all of us collectively are trying to nail down what
• 36:44
  Speaker 5: it is. All the serious things have been put to bed,
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: but it's allergies or.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Asthma, and I really think she has allergies.
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: I think it's allergies too.
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: So the allergist and the other doctors have said, let's
• 36:59
  Speaker 5: give her an hailer that's for morning and night, another
• 37:03
  Speaker 5: one that is for if she has cough attacks, and
• 37:07
  Speaker 5: then give her a children's allergy medicine every morning and
• 37:13
  Speaker 5: see if it helps. So I gave it to her
• 37:16
  Speaker 5: this morning, but I have to bribe her, so at
• 37:18
  Speaker 5: like nine thirty am she's ready to take her medicine.
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: And then we ate gelato.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: Good for you gelato from last night?
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: Hi?
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: Oh do we shout?
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: Do we shout out?
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: Or now what's it called again?
• 37:33
  Speaker 5: Anita's I think I think you guys came in a
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: in a Darling plaid bag. Well you would think if
• 37:40
  Speaker 5: you're gonna Postmates gelato or like grub Hub, any sort
• 37:44
  Speaker 5: of like cold something that's gonna melt, you get nervous. Right, No,
• 37:49
  Speaker 5: this place the presentation tell them.
• 37:51
  Speaker 6: It was fabulous so it came in a plaid bag
• 37:54
  Speaker 6: with their logo on it, which looked like a gift
• 37:57
  Speaker 6: in itself. And then it had those dirophoam you know,
• 38:01
  Speaker 6: like the ice coolers that are out of styrophoam. It
• 38:03
  Speaker 6: was a small one of those with the gelato inside
• 38:06
  Speaker 6: with these cute spoons.
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: Tarzana. Yeah, it borders.
• 38:12
  Speaker 5: It's like just outside of Encino.
• 38:18
  Speaker 7: About sweets, it was lemon.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: We got lemon and what were the other two?
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: Lemon? Mint.
• 38:27
  Speaker 5: We got a cheesecake and cookie which was like, gosh,
• 38:31
  Speaker 5: so good, and then we got a milk chocolate pretzel
• 38:34
  Speaker 5: which was also.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: With caramel drizzle.
• 38:38
  Speaker 5: This sounds I really want five Star pretzel drizzle.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: I know, but it had caramel mixed in with it.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: It was phenomenal.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: It looks amazing. And their pistachio No one got that.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: No, but we're going to go around too.
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you were actually want to go to Land and
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: Land and re ordered.
• 38:57
  Speaker 6: Because he didn't want to come into the house and
• 38:59
  Speaker 6: get out of the freezer.
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: In the door.
• 39:03
  Speaker 7: If she's in her room, it goes sliding glass door open,
• 39:06
  Speaker 7: her back door opens, and we're like, we don't want
• 39:08
  Speaker 7: to wake her up.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: The alarm system.
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: Did you get different flavors?
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: No, I think we got the exact same order. He
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: just went on.
• 39:15
  Speaker 6: Ordered different did he he ordered a couple of the
• 39:19
  Speaker 6: same because I reordered the Limon only one that he ordered.
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: This okay, because I didn't know what else is sin Linda.
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: He didn't tend me. He just said I reordered. I said,
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: all right, did.
• 39:32
  Speaker 6: You have any Did you.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: Think that in the box with the cones? The whole
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: thing was.
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: So No, it was great.
• 39:38
  Speaker 7: And I love how you just like flipped the lid open.
• 39:40
  Speaker 7: It's the styrofoam in there. It's the plastic so it
• 39:43
  Speaker 7: stays cold.
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: So good. And then we watched Your Honor.
• 39:47
  Speaker 5: Oh that's the show that Easton's watching on Netflix. I
• 39:50
  Speaker 5: heard that Your Honor was on like Showtime or something.
• 39:53
  Speaker 5: Didn't do great. Don't quote me that it was Showtime.
• 39:56
  Speaker 5: They threw it on Netflix. Apparently it is popp and
• 39:58
  Speaker 5: I think it's like number three on netfl flicks in
• 40:00
  Speaker 5: the US.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: Right now.
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: There's a seasons and I think they're rebooting the third.
• 40:04
  Speaker 6: My favorite so far is Presumed Innocent and The Morning Show,
• 40:07
  Speaker 6: of course.
• 40:08
  Speaker 5: The Morning Show. But we just finished that and we're
• 40:10
  Speaker 5: getting caught up. So I think our recommendations right now
• 40:14
  Speaker 5: for you guys to watch are definitely what you said,
• 40:18
  Speaker 5: Your Honor, the House.
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: Of the Dragon. Oh sure, so good, and Presumed Innocent
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: with John.
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: Which there may be some updates on this watch list
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: since this is in airing in September, but as of now,
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: those are great shows to watch summer summer shows.
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: It's hard to keep it ever green. I know, Jess,
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: Let's play a game before we go into ach and relief.
• 40:41
  Speaker 5: Lisa, you're freaking killing it. Can we get a round
• 40:44
  Speaker 5: of applaus from my mind?
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: You guys are.
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: Or TVD You're hired. You literally went to say it
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: and I was like, oh, do we do it?
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: Easton said on Fired Fire, is that.
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: What is that? That's Donald Trump? Boss baby?
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: No, what is it called?
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: Intern?
• 41:12
  Speaker 5: Pretty much, it's called it's called the Apprentice, the Intern.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: Whatever.
• 41:20
  Speaker 5: By the way, that was not me co signing on
• 41:22
  Speaker 5: a specific personnel.
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: It was just me making a funny yep, making it funny.
• 41:27
  Speaker 5: We love Yes, I just want to stay away from
• 41:30
  Speaker 5: all of it.
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: Okay, So producer John found this game and I'm very excited.
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: It's called the Sibling Game.
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: I am going to ask questions and producer John can
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: you explain to all three of them, point to.
• 41:46
  Speaker 4: The like point to who they think?
• 41:49
  Speaker 9: So yeah, so Lisa, so Jess will ask you the
• 41:51
  Speaker 9: question and you just got to say La La or Easton?
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: I say it yes, Okay.
• 41:55
  Speaker 9: So basically the whole point of the game is that.
• 41:56
  Speaker 8: Just to give a little example, is that I saw
• 41:58
  Speaker 8: on TikTok a father had his three children with a
• 42:01
  Speaker 8: bucket of water in front of them, and someone asked
• 42:03
  Speaker 8: him a question. He had to duck the head the
• 42:05
  Speaker 8: kid's head in the water. Basically who his answer.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: Was, They're trying to drown them.
• 42:11
  Speaker 9: Okay, your word's not mine.
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: Murder murder twenty way too much of it.
• 42:18
  Speaker 8: So for those on video, we will not be trying
• 42:20
  Speaker 8: to murder Easton and Laala here. We are just gonna
• 42:22
  Speaker 8: simply see who Lisa thinks.
• 42:25
  Speaker 9: Between the two with these questions.
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: Just take it away, okay, Easton and Laala if you
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: if you vehemently I think that's the word, disagree, I
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: want to hear. Okay, Okay, So, Lisa, who's the most
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: expensive child?
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: Oh for sure? Who's Easton likes all the niceties?
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: Okay? Oh, okay, who's the favorite? I don't have a favorite,
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: pointed to Laala.
• 42:51
  Speaker 5: No, okay, can I really break this down for you, Easton.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: They both think the other is the favorite.
• 42:56
  Speaker 4: Oh no, no, no, I wouldn't say favorite.
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: I know that we get different treatments.
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: Yes, but Easton always tells.
• 43:06
  Speaker 5: And I know that you tell people this because Landon
• 43:09
  Speaker 5: told me that you talked about it, that you think
• 43:12
  Speaker 5: that I'm the favorite and that I'm treated differently.
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: Okay, false.
• 43:16
  Speaker 6: I think I was harder on Lurene than I was
• 43:19
  Speaker 6: on you.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: You the baby bird that we just of caddled.
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: He's still the fucking baby bird.
• 43:27
  Speaker 6: I know she's in elementary school and I ready to
• 43:29
  Speaker 6: send her off to college.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: No eat.
• 43:34
  Speaker 5: Even though she doesn't have a favorite, No, she doesn't.
• 43:38
  Speaker 5: With the way that the treatment went. My parents were
• 43:42
  Speaker 5: way tougher on Meat, and they weren't even they weren't
• 43:45
  Speaker 5: tough on me. But he was treated like a baby
• 43:47
  Speaker 5: bird and still is treated like a baby bird to
• 43:50
  Speaker 5: this day.
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: He is the baby though. That is classic, That's classic.
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: Who's the most annoying.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: The most annoying?
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: Be real, you can totally be real.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: I think they both can be annoying.
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: She doesn't say neither. Wait, but what do we do?
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: What would you say?
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: Are most annoying.
• 44:14
  Speaker 6: When you're on your phone and we're trying to talk
• 44:16
  Speaker 6: to you and you cannot multitask.
• 44:18
  Speaker 5: I've made this clear multiple times when they say I
• 44:22
  Speaker 5: told you when you were on your phone, and I
• 44:24
  Speaker 5: tell them we've had this discussion. If I am on
• 44:27
  Speaker 5: my phone, don't talk to me about X, Y and Z.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: You know the whole that's her, that's her go to.
• 44:33
  Speaker 6: Anytime she doesn't remember something, she'll say, well, it's probably
• 44:37
  Speaker 6: on my phone.
• 44:38
  Speaker 7: And it's so fun to try to get her off
• 44:40
  Speaker 7: of her phone too.
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: It's she's so nice when you get.
• 44:43
  Speaker 7: Her off to ask the question. Yeah, it's just a
• 44:45
  Speaker 7: cherry on top.
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: Okay, So that's las annoying kind of he.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: Kind of circles his stories or.
• 44:55
  Speaker 4: Okay, oh beyond that is the most annoying.
• 44:58
  Speaker 5: And by the way, you, Dad and Brandon all do.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: It, and especially trying to get off the phone.
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: Who's the most athletic?
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: Oh? Oh? But can I be honest too?
• 45:11
  Speaker 6: She was in everything you name it, basketball, softball, gymnastics, boys,
• 45:20
  Speaker 6: piano like you name.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: It, she was in it.
• 45:23
  Speaker 6: And she is very athletically talented as well.
• 45:27
  Speaker 5: I disagree, but I think I used to be and
• 45:31
  Speaker 5: now I'm not like it. It would take me a
• 45:34
  Speaker 5: moment to get back into like understanding how to be
• 45:37
  Speaker 5: an athletic person.
• 45:39
  Speaker 7: But there's something about just like you dribbling a ball,
• 45:42
  Speaker 7: there's more you're more athletic than most people would be.
• 45:46
  Speaker 7: You get what I'm saying, Like, all right.
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: Still we're keeping the barlow and it's like dribbling a ball.
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: You can do that, absolutely, But you were very.
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: Good at everything.
• 45:54
  Speaker 7: You just were down and then went into this. If
• 45:57
  Speaker 7: you were to keep playing all of that, you would
• 45:59
  Speaker 7: have been probably.
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: Would have been better than Kaitlyn Clark.
• 46:02
  Speaker 6: I'm just kidding, but he is very very athletic. Would
• 46:10
  Speaker 6: but this is what would happen. Oh sorry, I'm talking over.
• 46:12
  Speaker 4: The angel trees. She's nice too.
• 46:16
  Speaker 6: But I have to tell you like East End, for
• 46:17
  Speaker 6: one example, he had that skate, remember that skate, Yeah,
• 46:22
  Speaker 6: the ripstick. So he loved his ripstick and he'd leave
• 46:27
  Speaker 6: the garage door up and he'd go up and down
• 46:29
  Speaker 6: the driveway because there's a little bit of a slant.
• 46:32
  Speaker 6: Oh no, he gets wilding out to the point where
• 46:39
  Speaker 6: to the point where he's going so fast that he
• 46:42
  Speaker 6: slams into a cabinet in the garage, split his leg,
• 46:48
  Speaker 6: open hole stitches. Yes, and wasn't that when we were
• 46:52
  Speaker 6: going to behind?
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: That was like in two weeks, But I'll never forget.
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: I was with a buddy of mine.
• 46:58
  Speaker 7: He I hit it and I fall down and he's
• 47:01
  Speaker 7: the first person I see.
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: And he goes, should I call my dad? I was like, no,
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: call my I walked in the house everywhere. Lauren freaks out.
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: I don't remember anything. Really.
• 47:16
  Speaker 7: I get in the car. I don't know if you
• 47:17
  Speaker 7: guys remember or if I was out of it. We're
• 47:20
  Speaker 7: driving down and I thought I saw a bikelet or
• 47:23
  Speaker 7: a cyclist get hit by a bus.
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: Do you guys you were like going No.
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: I think you were floating in and out of consciousness.
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: I thought I saw.
• 47:34
  Speaker 6: I think he's thinking what could be worse what I'm
• 47:36
  Speaker 6: going through as somebody or somebody getting it by us?
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: Oh wow, I thought I saw it the most like
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: mom and the most like Dad.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: I think she's a lot like my mother.
• 47:50
  Speaker 6: Oh, fashion yashion Mom, a little hundred year old woman.
• 47:58
  Speaker 4: People are watching the YouTube channing.
• 48:00
  Speaker 5: To be like fashions a hat in a jersey every day.
• 48:06
  Speaker 4: The bitch can barely get ready out of her pajamas.
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: No one, bitch.
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you.
• 48:11
  Speaker 6: Easton has a lot of mannerisms of my late husband,
• 48:14
  Speaker 6: and so does my other son.
• 48:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, all three of them are like the same person.
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're welcome. Yes.
• 48:22
  Speaker 4: I think I'm a combination of you and Dad the guy.
• 48:25
  Speaker 6: Because you're you can be strong willed, yes, short fused
• 48:29
  Speaker 6: like Dad.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: Okay, last, but not least, because we did touch on
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: it a little.
• 48:36
  Speaker 4: Who has the filthiest mouth?
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: Really? You think? Gosh, I think your.
• 48:41
  Speaker 6: Neck and neck neck and neck bomb. You guys are
• 48:44
  Speaker 6: neck and neck.
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: You know what?
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: I'm home this week? Yeah? Tally, Yeah, I can't wait.
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: You're gonna forget after thirty minutes?
• 48:58
  Speaker 4: Is like a dog with the word squirrel? Okay for real?
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: Who got the most disciplined growing up?
• 49:06
  Speaker 6: The most discipline? I feel like we were kind of
• 49:08
  Speaker 6: easy on these kids. They never had a curfew. They
• 49:11
  Speaker 6: didn't no there was a as long as they told
• 49:13
  Speaker 6: me where they were.
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: Well, who got the most in trouble? Like if they
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: had rules, who broke them the most?
• 49:19
  Speaker 5: I think I probably there was a time in junior
• 49:22
  Speaker 5: High where I started acting out a little bit.
• 49:24
  Speaker 6: Oh, I had to take Yeah, she had this friend okay,
• 49:28
  Speaker 6: and she started like acting out with this friend like boyfriend,
• 49:32
  Speaker 6: no a girlfriend okay, And this girl was a little
• 49:37
  Speaker 6: bit spoiled, got away with murder at her house, and
• 49:40
  Speaker 6: she kind of started picking up some habits and so
• 49:43
  Speaker 6: I had to remove her from the friendship for a minute.
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: Do you remember that.
• 49:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I wrote about it in my diary. You would
• 49:50
  Speaker 5: think that my life had just don a.
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: Shit what you write?
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: Do you remember anything?
• 49:55
  Speaker 5: I think I wrote about how my mom wouldn't let
• 49:58
  Speaker 5: me wear makeup and how I was an adult and
• 50:00
  Speaker 5: could make decisions on my own.
• 50:02
  Speaker 4: I don't know. January High, my mother high the devil.
• 50:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Like there were no rules at that house. Like
• 50:10
  Speaker 5: we like she had makeup from Mac and we would
• 50:15
  Speaker 5: just have the best time ever.
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: It was like the funnest house ever.
• 50:19
  Speaker 6: You kind of started getting mouthy with me a little bit. Yeah,
• 50:22
  Speaker 6: with your dad too, so and I think it was
• 50:25
  Speaker 6: like not doing this, Yes, that's good.
• 50:28
  Speaker 4: I don't remember Easton.
• 50:29
  Speaker 5: Having Easton was more of like my dad would get
• 50:32
  Speaker 5: frustrated because it was like, how when I send you
• 50:35
  Speaker 5: to school with a folder that says turn in and
• 50:39
  Speaker 5: take home.
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: Are you still coming home with the turn in? I
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: don't understand.
• 50:43
  Speaker 6: Oh, it was like I wanted to beat my head
• 50:46
  Speaker 6: against a while. Like my husband, bless his heart, just
• 50:49
  Speaker 6: like really took on you in the education department because
• 50:55
  Speaker 6: we had a lot of tutors for you. Anyway, Yeah,
• 51:03
  Speaker 6: the folder process, turn it like, get it, do it?
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: Turn it in? He could not.
• 51:16
  Speaker 5: The meds really help in.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: The morning, don't forget to turn these papers in.
• 51:22
  Speaker 5: Not only that, the teacher says, huh, I said.
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: In the morning, I remember you calling us out.
• 51:30
  Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, you guys. I would stay up all
• 51:32
  Speaker 6: night cleaning like I was a night owl. And in
• 51:36
  Speaker 6: the mornings I would call in sometimes because I just
• 51:38
  Speaker 6: couldn't get out of.
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: Bed, and I would have this crackly morning voice.
• 51:43
  Speaker 6: I'm sure they thought I was on drugs, packs of cigarettes.
• 51:46
  Speaker 5: No, they thought you were for sure cooking, constantly calling
• 51:53
  Speaker 5: us out of school because she just couldn't bother.
• 51:55
  Speaker 6: To get She'd get bullied. So you know what I do.
• 51:58
  Speaker 6: She would have truancy notices by now. If we were
• 52:01
  Speaker 6: in this day and age, I would pull her out
• 52:03
  Speaker 6: and take her to l a for a week at
• 52:05
  Speaker 6: a time because she was getting bullied and I was like,
• 52:07
  Speaker 6: we're not doing this, so we take off and have
• 52:09
  Speaker 6: the best time.
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: I like that.
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: I think it should be like that because look look
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: where she is now.
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: Yep, you were homework.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: You were passing your grade.
• 52:25
  Speaker 4: Like a deep doesn't look like that. We're out of here.
• 52:30
  Speaker 4: That is so funny.
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: I did get a swing the tassel though, yes you did.
• 52:35
  Speaker 4: You know what, That's all that matters.
• 52:37
  Speaker 6: I think street sparts are more important. Sorry, I do coming.
• 52:41
  Speaker 5: From a room full of idiots, people who did not
• 52:44
  Speaker 5: graduate from I'm the only one of my family that
• 52:47
  Speaker 5: didn't graduate. Well, you came from a family of four
• 52:49
  Speaker 5: as well, they all graduated. If there were like twelve
• 52:53
  Speaker 5: of you, like, but there is four of you.
• 52:59
  Speaker 7: No, not that big of it too, okay.
• 53:06
  Speaker 5: Like so easy, there wasn't even that much history.
• 53:14
  Speaker 4: Said, that's okay, let's do our ache.
• 53:19
  Speaker 5: In relief of the episode, I usually start off with
• 53:22
  Speaker 5: Jessica because I'll forget about her if I.
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: Start That's true, Okay, my ache ache and relief. Hopefully
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: by the time this air is that'll be cleared up.
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: But my ache is that my I got on my
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: dermatologists put me on trettonoen so good, very you were
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: right though, dries out your skin.
• 53:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but you're you have like virgin skin, like I
• 53:46
  Speaker 5: go straight for the freaking not now because I'm pregnant,
• 53:49
  Speaker 5: straight for the retinyl straight out of Mexico.
• 53:51
  Speaker 4: Give me the highest. Okay, So retinyls stronger than tret knowen.
• 53:55
  Speaker 5: Well they can't even buy retine have to you literally
• 53:59
  Speaker 5: have to get it in Mexico.
• 54:01
  Speaker 4: Okay, well, maybe I'll move on to graduate to that.
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: But he will. But okay, keep going.
• 54:05
  Speaker 4: I mean basically no.
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: It just like dries out my skin, but it's it's
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: fine because it helps like hormonal acne. And then my
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: dermatologists also put me on I'm gonna name it here
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: spiro lactane or spiro lactane.
• 54:18
  Speaker 4: Or whatever which is. I'll be honest because ladies probably
• 54:22
  Speaker 4: deal with this, especially in their thirties.
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: I got up to one hundred milligrams. You take one
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: per night and it starts to clear up your skin,
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: but it messes with your periods. So like I had
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: my period for the normal four to five days and
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: then like two weeks later I got it again.
• 54:40
  Speaker 4: No, not okay they got a yange. So anyway, that's
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: my ache. And they love Yanko. What's Yanko? Is that breadcrumbs? No,
• 54:51
  Speaker 4: that's Panko.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: Yanko's on the Good Morning Show.
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: Yanko.
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: Okay, so what's your I thought you was all ache
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: and relief in one I love it, Okay, Tea too.
• 55:08
  Speaker 7: My ache is my dogs keep just running by fences
• 55:11
  Speaker 7: and hitting their heads and bleeding everywhere.
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: No, not dogs, Bernice, she's just a haggard lady.
• 55:17
  Speaker 4: She's a haggard bit.
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So that's my ache is keeping this gal alive. Yeah,
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: she's just an idiot.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: Do you know who loves that?
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: Gal?
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: Is Ocean?
• 55:27
  Speaker 6: I know she doesn't like Bablo, No, she does not
• 55:30
  Speaker 6: like it's his breath and gets in her.
• 55:33
  Speaker 5: He's a big boy, and he's so sweet and sexy.
• 55:37
  Speaker 5: But you have to know they're right there, like face
• 55:40
  Speaker 5: to face, with that mouth open and there in her face,
• 55:44
  Speaker 5: and she I think she's.
• 55:45
  Speaker 4: Just like away and he's like a solid wall.
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: No, you can't move him. He's brick.
• 55:50
  Speaker 4: No.
• 55:50
  Speaker 7: And then my relief is the house and how great
• 55:53
  Speaker 7: it feels about to bring in this new little angel.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: Oh that's so fun.
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so that. Yeah, my relief is just the energy
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: that we have in the home.
• 56:04
  Speaker 5: Just I can't wait to wake you up at night
• 56:06
  Speaker 5: for your turn to feed.
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: I don't have nipples, you don't bottles.
• 56:11
  Speaker 4: Why mom, what is your ache and relief?
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: You know, my ache is always the same.
• 56:18
  Speaker 6: It's the shelters and the overcrowding and the people buy
• 56:23
  Speaker 6: from breeders.
• 56:24
  Speaker 5: So someone east and you asked someone like what the
• 56:29
  Speaker 5: most overrated dogs are people?
• 56:34
  Speaker 7: I mean, Frenchies were like the number one, but they
• 56:36
  Speaker 7: were They were just asking Vets and I and they
• 56:39
  Speaker 7: were saying Golden Doodles are just overrated dogs.
• 56:43
  Speaker 4: Whether you said in the doodle family though.
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: Anything?
• 56:47
  Speaker 5: Do what they were like they are They're said to
• 56:51
  Speaker 5: be great dogs, but they're not or something.
• 56:53
  Speaker 6: I guess it was just through like I think Frenchies
• 56:56
  Speaker 6: have a lot of health problems.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 56:58
  Speaker 5: I think anytime you get like a breeder dog, you
• 57:02
  Speaker 5: run into health problems because you don't.
• 57:05
  Speaker 4: Know where that dog is coming from.
• 57:07
  Speaker 5: Inbread for sure, like go to the shelter, get you
• 57:11
  Speaker 5: a mutt. Who you know the mom and dad have
• 57:13
  Speaker 5: been banging all over town. There's no way their families.
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: Well, you know, we had an in bread dog. Do
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: you remember, yea.
• 57:19
  Speaker 5: Pete Agio type urine in my bedroom on my brand
• 57:24
  Speaker 5: new carpet.
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was. He was had a lot of health problems.
• 57:32
  Speaker 4: This was before we were educated. And of course, and
• 57:36
  Speaker 4: then your relief.
• 57:38
  Speaker 6: Oh, that little angel baby, Oh is always my relief,
• 57:41
  Speaker 6: Like she warns my heart to the ends of the
• 57:44
  Speaker 6: Earth's perfect.
• 57:47
  Speaker 4: She really is the pride and joy of the fam.
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: I get the biggest kick out of her.
• 57:52
  Speaker 5: I know it's I know everyone says that their kid
• 57:55
  Speaker 5: is the coolest, but I'm telling you, anyone who like
• 57:58
  Speaker 5: never gets to interact with Ocean is very unlucky.
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, she is the best.
• 58:04
  Speaker 6: Last night we were she was sitting on the couch
• 58:06
  Speaker 6: and the music was going, you're playing something she's obsessed.
• 58:11
  Speaker 4: With, lil bow Wow. Now just bow wow.
• 58:14
  Speaker 5: But back in what I'm showing her what she's gravitated
• 58:17
  Speaker 5: toward toward he was lil bow Wow, and she's.
• 58:20
  Speaker 7: Obsessed like like Mike Era.
• 58:25
  Speaker 5: Still well hit still And I asked her what she
• 58:28
  Speaker 5: wants to listen to, and she says, yip o, and
• 58:32
  Speaker 5: it's wow wow wow ypo yip are my dogs out?
• 58:39
  Speaker 4: She showed her, like Mike, that's.
• 58:42
  Speaker 5: Why so she so she dances and she kind of
• 58:44
  Speaker 5: dances like she gets her shoulders.
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: That's the only way I can dance, different move rhythm.
• 58:50
  Speaker 4: She said, you've got.
• 58:51
  Speaker 5: The hands too, And I love it because I know
• 58:54
  Speaker 5: she's not going to be embarrassed by me, because you know,
• 58:56
  Speaker 5: we we dance all over the place.
• 58:58
  Speaker 4: And she she was looking at me and she says,
• 59:00
  Speaker 4: look at my.
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: Mom, like she's staring at her. Just stares at me.
• 59:09
  Speaker 3: Look at my mom, just so proud.
• 59:13
  Speaker 4: She's really cute. My ache is going to be I.
• 59:20
  Speaker 5: Think the fact that I'm gonna miss coming in here
• 59:24
  Speaker 5: every Monday, I think it's gonna fly by my maternity leave.
• 59:27
  Speaker 5: You know, it seems like a chunk of time. But
• 59:29
  Speaker 5: I'm like, I think I'm gonna be bummed about it.
• 59:32
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna be happy once I have my little babe,
• 59:34
  Speaker 5: and it will fly by. But that's something that I'm like, Okay,
• 59:40
  Speaker 5: we're as exciting as it is. My life is going
• 59:43
  Speaker 5: to change and having two kids. As exciting as that sounds,
• 59:48
  Speaker 5: I'm also very nervous because I like my sleep and
• 59:53
  Speaker 5: I'm litired even when I get to sleep.
• 59:56
  Speaker 4: So I'm like, I'm a little fucking nervous.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 3: Gonna be two car seats.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm already thinking about Hawaii. I'm like, two car seats,
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 4: but we're gonna have to airport.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 5: It's like it's a whole different ballgame. But one day
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 5: at a time, I'm taking two children. I approach my sobriety.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 4: Yes, one day at a time. So that would be
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 4: my ache.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 5: And I think my relief is the fact that my
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 5: mom is going to be sitting in as co host
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 5: and you're freaking funny and killing it.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 4: And I honestly think people are going to be excited
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 4: to have a little bit of a break from me.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 4: Give them a chance to miss me a little.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: They're going to miss you a lot.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, No, you killed it.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 5: I'm so excited, excited to be here. And she hired
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 5: for next week. You're hired for next week. And now
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 5: I'm going to show you how I sign off. All right,
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 5: let's see if you remember. All right, my loves, thank
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 5: you so much for joining us on another episode of
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 5: the Give Them La La Podcast.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 4: I hope that you have the best week ever. Happy
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 4: hump Day, and I will catch you next week.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 3: All right, give it a run, please go?
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 4: Can you sign at least.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 6: Thanks for tuning in to the Give Them Alla podcast.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 6: We hope to see you back next week.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 4: By throwing up my loves and you get an.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: A all right, perfect I love it next time. All right,
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: bye y'all,