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New City Who Dis? Major Patch Update for Deadlock, City Never Sleeps! · Dadlock — A Deadlock Podcast for the Rest of Us

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  All right, so it is actually the 30th of September,
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  Wednesday, and guess what? We're recording DadLock.
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  Welcome to DadLock. I'm your host OmniStar, and
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  I'm joined by the ever -splendiferous Yarn. And
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  Major Patch came out. Major. So should the kids
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  hop in the van? Jump on in. Get in the van. We're
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  going for a ride. Major Patch has arrived. The
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  story about two men found themselves lost in
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  the middle of the woods. They stumbled upon a
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  cabin with a single PC, playing one whose two
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  dads were never the same. Reporting for duty,
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  I am Major Patch. And I am Lieutenant Snatch.
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  What do you think? Looks okay. Looks like shit.
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  I hate can I tell you I looked at the the forum
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  and the number one like first post on this patch
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  was like some guy being like You have to remove
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  voice chat from the ranked or else. It'll never
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  be a good game. Oh my god People won't stop being
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  toxic to me my my own chill my own like there's
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  three happiest days in my life and it's when
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  this patch came out and the two days leading
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  up to it and then Somewhere down the list on
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  other days are my children being born. This is
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  a married man with two kids. I mean, it's a pretty
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  good looking patch. I think my kids would understand.
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  I think they would get it. Yes, I would. So it's
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  called The City Never Sleeps. And let's you want
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  to just go down the list and talk about all the
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  things? Well, I have one correction here, which
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  is and I made this mistake earlier. It's actually
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  called City Never Sleeps. Oh my God. It is not
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  called The City Never Sleeps. All right, thank
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  you. And it's even more importantly, I was also
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  corrected about this too. It's also not called
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  The City That Never Sleeps. Yeah, who corrected
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  you? A podcast you listen to? Someone else that
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  you listen to, a different podcast that's decided
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  to be pedantic to you? Yes, pretty much. Yes,
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  City Never Sleeps. City Never Sleeps. And, appropriately,
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  set at night now. Everything's dark. Yes, yeah,
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  pretty pretty cool. I think since the Early days
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  of the beta or the whatever. This is the play
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  test. It's just gotten darker and darker every
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  major update Yeah, I don't I kind of almost wish
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  it was like I know it's called city never sleeps
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  literally So I find it like it'd be weird for
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  it to be a day night cycle or something like
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  that I do wonder if Because I was I was walking
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  around the map and I was like, it's really dark
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  Like it's like clearly nighttime and I wonder
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  how that all because also all the characters
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  look almost like a little too bright for how
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  dark everything is. Yeah. But I mean, I mean,
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  it helps you shoot them, right? It helps you
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  get them kind of like contrast against the background,
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  at least. Yeah. But we got we got the whole map
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  is completely different. They I mean, it's the
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  same structure, but they added just it's beautiful.
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  It's they added like actual parts of the city.
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  They changed all of the different sections of
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  the map and all that stuff. Does it did anything
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  jump out at you? Um, I mean, I think people online
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  have seemed to I was sitting on Reddit earlier.
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  People online seem to think that the Times Square
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  sort of middle of blue location is a little bit
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  ugly. Which I do. I like it. It's like this like,
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  you know, little moving trucks underneath the
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  thing. I mean, it's the thing that jumped out
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  to me is it all feels very open. Everything feels
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  very open Yeah, I mean the like Tim like so two
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  things one is that cities are both beautiful
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  and ugly, right? Yeah, sure and I feel like it
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  hits that I mean, I don't know when I walked
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  up the Times Square area I just was like I did
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  the thing where I looked up everywhere and I
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  was like, oh my god Wow Which is what I did when
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  I went to real -time square and Moba to do that
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  to me is it's pretty fucking cool Yeah. And actually,
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  I'm almost going back on what I was saying before,
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  because it's it's not all very open. It's it's
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  like all very open until it's insanely congested.
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  Right. And then and then there's like little
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  nooks and crannies everywhere to like, you know,
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  I mean, little homes. I was going to say the
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  same thing. It's all these like these nice little
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  nooks and crannies that feel like just so interesting.
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  And I was walking around the map and I just got
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  lost into. Like it and it it gives you a little
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  a little bit of depth to get into map knowledge
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  instead of just being like oh It's like one big
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  open area who cares like you get you really got
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  to know the map to like chase somebody now Which
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  is like a very fun part of the concept to me
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  and then just the personality that oozes out
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  of every Area just feels so cool Yes, yes No,
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  it's great. It does give you that like looking
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  up a Times Square feeling and especially now
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  that it's all so new to us And I think what also
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  jumps out is that color wise, I think the lanes
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  are a bit more associated with the actual color
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  because something that used to happen to me a
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  lot is you're getting chased. You start running
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  in a direction away from the person trying to
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  kill you. And then you realize you've run to
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  the enemy side of the map. Yeah. Right. And I
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  think they've done a little better with that
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  in terms of like the blue side looks more blue.
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  The fucking orange side looks more orange. Right.
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  Yeah, I mean, there's definitely like there's
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  like landmarks on either side that are different.
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  Yes. So you know, even the lighting, like you're
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  running up blue and you're running up orange
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  and it's like there's just like a bit of a hue
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  to things now heading orange. You know what I
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  mean? Which is nice. You mean yellow? Whichever.
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  Well, no, I'm thinking of like south side. Yes.
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  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I see. But but that's true.
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  Yellow to green as well. Like the yellow side
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  is all that like foundry like in the yard. Yes.
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  Yeah. And then the the green is all like very
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  like You know, there's lots of trees and foliage.
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  And the yellow side has like the seaport dock
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  with all like the halogen lights and everything
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  like that. Yes. Yeah. No, it looks great. And
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  then they did the thing that we were talking
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  about last time, which is that they changed all
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  the camps. Yes. They did the camps like the right
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  way. Yeah, I didn't think they were going to
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  do as much of the camps as they did, to be honest.
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  Not at all. And you know what? It looks I I checked
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  out every single camp. I went to everyone. They
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  each one. I just was like, oh, my God, this is
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  so cool. Like I just I just I mean, I don't know
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  if that just makes me like someone who's just
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  like, guys, it's just so cool. But like every
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  single camp I went down, like when I went to
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  the gutter ghouls and they come out of the ground
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  like the trash ones or whatever they're called
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  and they come out of the ground and like they're
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  like lifting themselves out of the grand and
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  there's like their legs are there and they're
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  all dirty wearing socks and stuff like that.
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  I was like, this is. This is cool! No, it's fucking
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  amazing, yeah. They have the stagehands, are
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  probably my favorite ones, these little, yeah.
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  Because the art masks are just amazing. Yeah,
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  yeah. They're just amazing, dude. Like, everything
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  looks so good. Some of them look a little less
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  complex to have made than others, but like, they
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  all look good. You know what I mean? Well, I'm
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  curious if they made the map. Like if they squeezed
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  in the map or if they just replaced everything
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  because I remember there are some places where
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  they've just added Stuff and removed old things,
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  but I wonder because the map looks a little Different
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  it looked like just looking at the the way that
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  the map is it looks like it's been like all slanted
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  a little bit It does it it does feel like a little
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  shifted But I can't tell if it's just my imagination
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  or not like Midland definitely feels like it
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  curves way more things that are different. I
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  can't really. I tried to figure it out earlier
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  walking around, but I had no you don't have any
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  frame of reference for like what's different.
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  I did notice. Have you seen the menacing Statue
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  of Liberty with the glowing eyes? I had I have
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  not even looked at. I was too busy looking at
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  the crab and the fucking other thing. And there's
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  so many things. It's so many things. There's
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  a menacing Statue of Liberty in the back that
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  just has glowing eyes in the like far background
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  of one of the lanes. It looks fucking sick. It
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  looks awesome. Yeah, man, I'm glad to cuz like
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  people had been fucking losing their goddamn
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  minds the last couple that we I I was showing
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  you the the discord yesterday was just like You
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  know people ready to like sell their house I
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  think it delivered. I they didn't they didn't
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  do anything smaller Not not a I feel like there's
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  some like certainly I thought maybe they just
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  you know come out some new characters and Update
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  a thing or two. This is a huge update massive
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  Real hype. I just I went to go look at the Statue
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  of Liberty, which is very menacing. It's almost
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  giving me a little bit of like Ghostbusters.
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  Yeah, I can see that. Yeah. What do you think?
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  So a couple of other things that they were just
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  going down, like kind of like the sheet on the
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  website and stuff like that of like making sure
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  that we hit everything here. But I mean, before
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  we move on from locations, do you have any place
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  that's like jumped out at you is something that
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  you just think is a really cool location wise?
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  Probably the. The place that I want to spend
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  the most time so far is the Green Lane. I think
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  that it just looks so fucking good. It's it's
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  also because I think Yellow Lane didn't change,
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  right? Yellow Lane looks like it was like, oh,
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  it already had the boat. It already had some
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  of this like they added that foundry area. They
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  added the it's what is it? Fairfax foundry or
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  something. I have to look at it. But and then
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  so Seaport Dock was already there. Yeah. Old
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  Fairfax factories. I think that yes, they also
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  added the stock exchange. I mean, it's all beautiful.
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  I haven't even looked at the stock exchange that
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  much. It had that kind of like those like, I
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  don't know what you call them, tickers or whatever.
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  There's like televisions in there. Oh, yeah.
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  Yeah, the tickers. Are you talking about the
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  ones that run across with like all the information?
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  Yes. Yeah. Back then, it was probably like actual
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  like they had like the flap instead of the runners.
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  Right. But um, yeah, I mean, Did you go into
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  this location something that's jumps out is definitely
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  that like weird fog area with the Have you seen
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  this yet? There's like this purple fog that you
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  go down into I didn't I didn't look into it too
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  much I know you're talking about though. Yeah,
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  dude, so that's got a whole thing like this.
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  So when you go in there, you don't have stamina
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  anymore. So it's like this huge risk reward of
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  like you go in, you don't have stamina, you can't
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  hear anything from outside of it. So you can
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  jump. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's in that area that
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  used to just be kind of nothing with like the
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  the bull statue. Yeah. So or maybe it was the
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  diagonal side of that. But the two diagonal sides
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  now kind of have their own things where it used
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  to just be like a bunch of random camps and shit.
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  That's awesome. Like all this stuff is so I'm
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  so excited to like get in and play more. I wanted
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  to play yesterday, but because I have a family
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  with children, I had to I tried to shove them
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  into the child hole in the back of my house and
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  I locked them, but they got out and I had to
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  take care of them or some bullshit. And you know,
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  I love a trophy. I love if I had one. They came.
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  I said, Daddy, please, we need dinner. And I
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  said, here's your slot. And I splashed it on
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  there and their trough. And they just I was like,
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  you know what? I'll save that lock. I just picture
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  you're like a big beetle and like your grub children
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  are like trying to eat and you're like I Love
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  being a dad I really do It's so fun The I love
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  my children and you are all now my children as
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  well. Just my creepy weird adult children The
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  five people that listen to this podcast right
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  now. Yes. Lawrence Fishburn from the number one
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  listener. The other thing I noticed, so they
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  added obviously a bunch of cosmetic stuff and
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  then they also did, you know, new camps and all
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  the stuff we talked about. They also did some
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  functional things and some other cosmetic stuff.
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  So like they changed all the containers and the
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  way that everything looks like the buff containers
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  and the little magazines and books that come
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  out for each buff, which I think they look great.
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  And then the strong crates that you have to heavy
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  melee with more souls in them. Yeah, I do even
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  more than that. You go. Well, I was going to
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  say that I think that the do you do you have
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  like a feeling about because like to me, some
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  of the stuff like like the contrast of like the
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  dark map and some of these things like looks
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  so bright, like the piles of souls. And some
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  of that stuff just looked like shockingly bright
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  compared to the rest of the thing. And it kind
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  of freaked me out a little bit visually when
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  I was playing. Yeah. I think, again, it's like
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  the contrast thing is helpful. I want to spend
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  more time in the game, too, because I know about
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  some of this stuff. But I haven't played. I only
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  played two games yesterday. But I was going to
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  say, you said all the boxes and stuff look so
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  good. And the new whatever they're called, they
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  look like urns, right? It's like the owl. Yeah,
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  they give the little buffs. They also sound good.
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  Like the crunchiness of like breaking these things
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  is so good now It feels like you really like
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  there's a little bit of bass to them now where
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  they're used to just be like Kind of like a I
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  don't know old sound effect of just glass breaking
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  No, it's it looks great and and the all the buffs
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  are having different like books or whatever they
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  come out of the owl like it's just such a fun
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  like Cute quirky thing. I love it, dude. I want
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  to marry it The, uh, and then we have, now we
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  have, uh, steam vents, uh, that you can hide
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  in. Dude, it feels like a, it felt like more
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  of a MOBA when I played. MOBA. A MOBA. MOBA.
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  I don't know why that's so funny the way you
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  said it. Honey, where's my MOBA, my MOBA phone?
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  It felt like a MOBA. It felt like a MOBA. It
• 14:38
  felt like a MOBA. Sorry, are you trying to do
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  a Donald Trump saying MOBA as that was going
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  on? MOBA. I don't know. I love mobs more. I like
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  them with extra bar more bar. And then moving
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  on. Why was the best part of your up in applause?
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  Why was the best part of your Trump when you
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  said moving on the the broker? Yes. Yes. I have
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  no feelings about him. It's Risk of Rain showing
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  up once again inside my deadlock and I won't
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  have it. Some roguelike shit. They said that's
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  only happening for like... They said it's only
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  going on for like a couple days until the new
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  character comes out and so they're probably testing,
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  I would think, because they have the item update
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  coming eventually. They're likely just testing
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  like, hey, are the lunar items from Risk of Rain
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  like... So if you haven't played the game yet,
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  it's like there's a positive aspect to this new
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  broker, which is like a new shop, and there is
• 15:47
  a negative aspect. So like you might get, oh,
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  your majestic leap now gives you like 400 extra
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  health or shield, whatever. But then as a cost
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  to it, it's like now your, I don't know, fire
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  rate is like 25 % less, right? And they're all
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  randomized. That's the part that I don't like
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  if it was a if it was a trade off that you could
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  initiate that was like very specific. I think
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  that when you start getting the randomized bullshit,
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  it's just like it removes the I mean, I'd be
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  curious to see if they keep it long term, because
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  I can't imagine winning a game or getting close
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  to winning a game and then putting your item
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  in here and then getting something that sucks.
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  Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or just like being like,
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  oh, they did the thing and they won the game
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  because they got some busted as corrupted weapon
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  or something. Sure. a dead that would not feel
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  good in the long run. I mean, dude, it it makes
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  sense. Like if you're playing, I don't know,
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  silver or like some gun character, if if it's
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  going to take away my spirit power, but I'm not
• 16:46
  really building into spirit anyways, it's like
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  it's it's actually just all upside for the characters
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  who aren't going like whatever the downside is
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  will just be covered by the fact that they're
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  not building into it anyways. Right. But that's
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  not they they have no like it's not like they
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  their skill allowed them to. It'll be like that
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  they got lucky which is it at least in the game
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  like this to me I don't want luck to be a determining
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  factor in a major part of like oh I you know
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  like someone they were literally losing and then
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  they like got it like a busted corrupted weapon
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  at a pure chance and now I'm gonna lose to someone
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  who's less good at the game than me like Not
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  to say that that is exactly what would happen,
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  but it does feel a little bit like it's something
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  that could happen My guess would be that they're
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  trying to probably cover their ass for like The
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  type of game that TF2 became was like a very
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  try hard game. And also they have the same thing
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  for Counter -Strike and like a lot of the games
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  they do like this. So they're probably trying
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  to because there was this, you know, there was
• 17:43
  this rumor for a while that they were going to
• 17:45
  have a PvE mode come out. Right. And they still
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  might. So I mean, risk of rain, deadlock. You
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  know what I mean? But so I think it's probably.
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  If I had to guess, I'd say they would likely
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  not keep it in the regular ranked mode, but they
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  might put it in standard only. And they're only
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  doing it until the character comes out anyways,
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  right? So it's probably just testing. Yeah, they
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  might just be testing a mechanic or an idea or
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  something like that until they, you know, immediately
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  getting information and data or something. Sure.
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  I mean, it's still cool. I like the concept.
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  I could just see it being more permanent if it
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  was like, oh. These are the actual changes. And
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  then it becomes game knowledge of being like,
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  oh, if you bring it to the guy, he will make
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  it better for this character. And it's like a
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  not randomized change that I guess permanent.
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  Yes. Just from like what I think is like, I mean,
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  and also I don't I don't want it to be different
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  for standard than ranked. Like they would be
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  like standard games are already so silly and
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  hard to win when it comes to people like actually
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  getting someone who like you want to get a character
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  into ranked and you're playing with some guy
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  who's like. Um, you know, it's not just a meme
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  build. It's a terrible meme build where I'm like
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  only buying the worst items or something. Right.
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  You have no chance of winning. And then you add
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  in like a randomized garbage and it just becomes
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  like a new slot mode. Yeah. I mean, I mean, I
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  do think that you could just keep all this kind
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  of stuff to street brawl. But like, but if they
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  plan on making it like a real MOBA, right. I
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  mean, Dota and. League probably have more than
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  two modes or three modes, right? Yeah, I would
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  say we're not. I can't imagine them facilitating
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  another mode yet. Yeah, like with the with the
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  workload they have, probably. Do you have anything
• 19:26
  else you want to say about the previous things
• 19:29
  we've talked about before we get into the next
• 19:31
  segment or next patch? I think maybe I wanted
• 19:39
  to mention that I feel a bit like. Because this
• 19:46
  this has more to do with the the map updating
• 19:49
  my computer Isn't like the greatest computer
• 19:54
  ever. I'm gonna buy a new computer soon. I'm
• 19:56
  getting I'm upgrading GPU and stuff. But like
• 19:59
  I have a 3060 and My computer has trouble Trouble
• 20:05
  running this patch Like I could I clean my computer
• 20:09
  out more. Yes, you know, is it the newest computer
• 20:12
  now, but like I don't know if it's the I don't
• 20:18
  know if they have like fog going on now or what's
• 20:20
  happening exactly volumetric or not, but it's
• 20:25
  tough, dude. I played the two games I played
• 20:27
  yesterday were, you know, I felt like I was much
• 20:33
  less able to show up to team fights and actually
• 20:36
  affect them because of just how shitty the computer
• 20:39
  was running. I'm sure they'll optimize. Before
• 20:43
  I was like, they should optimize. But now that
• 20:44
  I see that they change everything, I'm like,
• 20:46
  I can see why they didn't worry about optimizing
• 20:47
  shit when they were going to change every model
• 20:49
  in the game. Well, yeah. So I'm sure that now
• 20:53
  that they have this feels very like the final
• 20:55
  version of the first map that they're going to,
• 20:57
  you know, like do like an actual like version
• 20:59
  one release of. So I wouldn't be surprised if
• 21:01
  they now begin to start to optimize. I mean,
• 21:06
  it seems to me like just to kind of cap our map
• 21:10
  discussion here. I think that they'll probably
• 21:12
  come back in and do another pass on the mid boss
• 21:14
  because the mid boss is untouched. But I'm trying
• 21:18
  to think of other parts of the map that haven't
• 21:20
  been changed. It's like every part got changed.
• 21:24
  I think both of the bases are changed from the
• 21:27
  the patch before this one. Right. And then now
• 21:29
  almost every part of the map looks different
• 21:31
  except for like the fucking the boat area. Right.
• 21:34
  Yeah. I mean, who knows what the future holds.
• 21:38
  But I think this is for me. I'm like, it only
• 21:41
  goes up. It only goes up from here. Yep. I am,
• 21:44
  I literally was like looking at my budget being
• 21:46
  like, can I get a computer in the next month?
• 21:50
  You got to start a, like, I feel like the price
• 21:53
  of new computers right now is so high that like
• 21:55
  the cost of entry of playing, if this game doesn't
• 21:57
  get optimized eventually, like. No, Gabe Newell
• 22:00
  is working together with the computer companies
• 22:02
  to fuck games. We're going to put a chip in your
• 22:04
  brain. God damn it. Trump, he's back. You'll
• 22:07
  be able to be the Rat King. The what everyone
• 22:12
  wants to be is a to finally live their dream
• 22:14
  of being a dirty rat living in yes Occult New
• 22:18
  York by the way great segue into talking about
• 22:20
  characters. Yes, that's right. You've identified
• 22:22
  a great segue. What does he win? six new characters
• 22:26
  Donald Trump as a game show host contestant Show
• 22:31
  them what they win. I can't Dear listener, you
• 22:35
  might have identified. I cannot do a Donald Trump.
• 22:38
  I'll try No, I won't I Don't even want to I'm
• 22:46
  gonna spare more impressions What are the characters
• 22:50
  can I get into them? All right, let's another
• 22:54
  great segue let's talk about that's right characters
• 22:58
  the oh my god, oh My god, they look fucking sick
• 23:07
  Do you want to do you want to hit me with anyone?
• 23:10
  Hit me with one that jumped out at you right
• 23:12
  away that you love. And then maybe let's after
• 23:16
  that, we'll talk about if we have one that we
• 23:18
  don't like. OK. OK. The one that I think probably
• 23:22
  hits everyone in the face really quick is the
• 23:24
  Red King. Right. He's fucking here. He's the
• 23:27
  Red King. It's amazing. Rats. Outside of that,
• 23:33
  Solomon jumped out to me just being like, a cool
• 23:39
  like New York dude sitting on a, you know, park
• 23:43
  bench playing the playing chess. Like it looks
• 23:46
  like with this character sweep for a couple of
• 23:49
  these characters, they looked at like who is
• 23:52
  a guy or a woman or something like even Baba
• 23:54
  looks similar, like just someone you would see
• 23:56
  walking down the street in New York. You know
• 23:59
  what I mean? I could see that. The so you said
• 24:03
  Rat King and Solomon Maya. I like obviously wrecking.
• 24:06
  I think. Yep. I think the nurse hero, the design,
• 24:13
  maybe less thematically New York, but still like
• 24:15
  very time appropriate. But the design of that
• 24:18
  character looks fucking sick. The orange and
• 24:20
  the, you know, the outfit and the eyes and all
• 24:23
  that stuff. The high shoulders, the nurse ratchet,
• 24:26
  the. Yeah, well, like I really I was like, that's
• 24:28
  definitely be a John Deadlock. Oh, fuck, I did
• 24:30
  it. It's going to be a Omni Stark character.
• 24:34
  How can we never say my name and we have to take
• 24:37
  your name out of this three times in the episode?
• 24:39
  I know, okay. All I said was John Deadlock, that's
• 24:42
  all I said. John Deadlock. John Deadlock. So
• 24:47
  I will say, let's say our least favorite character
• 24:49
  on the count of three, are you ready? In terms
• 24:52
  of visual, we don't know what they play like,
• 24:54
  obviously. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. Three,
• 24:56
  two, one. Violet. I thought you were gonna like
• 25:02
  say sucking any other character. I would have
• 25:04
  been like, you're wrong Well dead man, Danny's
• 25:06
  just like funny looking at very least Missing
• 25:10
  also. Yeah, and also there's a rumor right now
• 25:13
  that he is supposedly like the guy on the radio
• 25:18
  Deadlock. Yeah, so if he has like a radio show
• 25:21
  that would kind of fit in with his whole thing
• 25:27
  Deadman Danny on the radio. Deadman Danny, late
• 25:29
  nights. But yeah, Violet just looks, I mean,
• 25:33
  I'm sure it's good, whatever, but it looks a
• 25:35
  little bit like, I mean, the only thing that
• 25:38
  would revive my interest in this as a character
• 25:42
  is if she has some kind of like Splatoon mechanic.
• 25:46
  Yes. So I think that the character played could
• 25:49
  be really good. When I look at the character,
• 25:52
  it's visual. The picture they picked to me is
• 25:55
  not visually very striking. Sure. And I think
• 25:59
  that the name, the visuals, the concept is not
• 26:03
  being like communicated to me because right now
• 26:05
  I just I see there's like a little bit of like
• 26:07
  it seems like an Asian artist influence with
• 26:09
  like the coin in the back and the paintings and
• 26:11
  all that stuff. Yeah. But then there's like a
• 26:13
  they have a beret on. And then beyond that, they
• 26:16
  just have like, you know, a white shirt with
• 26:18
  a smock on. So it's like it's not jumping out
• 26:21
  at me. It's definitely still fitting into like
• 26:25
  the people you might see in Central Park thing
• 26:30
  where like shit like if you look in the picture
• 26:32
  she's like she's painting the city right and
• 26:35
  stuff and also we got to mention too she's hot
• 26:37
  I mean there's two there's three females in this
• 26:42
  two of them are pretty hot by the way emails
• 26:52
  are present there are human females but we don't
• 26:58
  know much about any of these characters, but
• 27:00
  I think that the visuals of this character tell
• 27:03
  you the least about her. Also, just less detailed
• 27:06
  character model and design. All the other characters,
• 27:10
  if you look at them, they have a lot going on.
• 27:12
  The only other character that I would say that
• 27:13
  is similar to that is Solomon. Solomon, I think,
• 27:18
  looks cool. He reminds me of Zillion for anyone
• 27:19
  who plays League of Legends. It's a very similar
• 27:21
  vibe, but the thing that I wonder from looking
• 27:25
  at it is that I don't get... He's like he's a
• 27:28
  magicky kind of, you know, maybe support character
• 27:32
  or something like that who's like chess themed,
• 27:33
  which is cool. But I think that that is a similar
• 27:36
  situation to Violet. I think less bad in the
• 27:39
  sense of like, I just don't get all these other
• 27:42
  characters. I can fully imagine between the keywords
• 27:44
  and the picture what they're going to be like,
• 27:46
  potentially. Solomon and Violet feel like the
• 27:48
  two where I'm kind of like, I don't really know
• 27:49
  what they're going to do. Like, I have no idea.
• 27:52
  I mean, dude, I look at Nurse Harrow and I think.
• 28:01
  She's gonna have a, you know, I'm forgetting
• 28:04
  the name of the character in Overwatch who has
• 28:05
  the like orbs she throws and red hair. Yeah,
• 28:09
  I'm getting a little bit of like a Moira with
• 28:10
  her where it's like she heals, but she hurts
• 28:13
  kind of a situation. Rat King, if he's anything
• 28:17
  but a fucking tank, I'll be really surprised.
• 28:21
  Solomon. Yeah, he's scrappy, so it feels like
• 28:23
  maybe he's got some kind of sustain. Yeah, and
• 28:25
  then. with Solomon, I'm like, I just have to
• 28:28
  assume he's gonna be in the world of like, utility,
• 28:33
  right? Can I, I just wanna say that, a thing
• 28:36
  to point out for previous characters, and I,
• 28:40
  obviously it's not all of them are like this,
• 28:42
  but as you know, every character in Deadlock
• 28:45
  usually carries some kind of gat on them. Yeah.
• 28:48
  So like, obviously, Nurse Herald's gonna have
• 28:50
  some kind of needle gun. Yeah, racking has bandoliers
• 28:53
  of bullets and stuff like that. So he's going
• 28:54
  to have some kind of weird rat gun. And then
• 28:56
  Danny looks like he has some kind of cannon thing
• 28:57
  in his hand. Yeah. But for the other three, like
• 29:00
  I can picture Violet on the Apollo slashes. Yeah.
• 29:02
  But is Baba pulling out a fucking gag? Just literally
• 29:06
  a piece straight out of her little like breadcrumb
• 29:08
  purse or whatever. Or is it going to be like
• 29:11
  magic or something? And then Solomon's another
• 29:12
  one is like, what's his weapon? What do you think
• 29:14
  his weapon is going to be? Well, let me move
• 29:17
  to Baba real quick, because I just had a thought
• 29:18
  on what her weapon would be. I bet you, Baba.
• 29:21
  is going to throw bread at the ground and then
• 29:23
  pigeons will attack you. That'd be sick. I think
• 29:26
  that would be great. But for Solomon, I mean,
• 29:28
  dude, he could literally just like my thought
• 29:31
  on him was that maybe he has like some kind of
• 29:35
  wider hitbox on like sending chess pieces in
• 29:39
  directions or something like that. Like maybe
• 29:40
  he's looking at the world like it's chess. So
• 29:42
  he's kind of like, you know, one of his things
• 29:44
  could be like sending a queen straight forward
• 29:47
  or sending something diagonally or so. I don't
• 29:49
  know. I hope, I mean, the way that his hands
• 29:53
  are in that kind of like Naruto thing, like he's
• 29:58
  doing like a Naruto hand signals. It looks a
• 30:01
  little bit like maybe he's going to be magic
• 30:03
  based more than like actually having a gun. It's
• 30:07
  called finger tutting. Yes, that's the one. Yeah.
• 30:11
  I'm not into that. I'm not into that kind of
• 30:12
  stuff. Finger dancing. Deadman Danny is just
• 30:18
  gonna shoot himself at people probably. I mean
• 30:21
  there's a character in League that's just speaking
• 30:23
  of Deadman Danny He looks reminds me of Tristana,
• 30:26
  which is a character. That's a yordle one of
• 30:28
  the short blue Creature people that they her
• 30:32
  whole shtick is that she has like a giant cannon
• 30:34
  that she shoots But she can also use it to like
• 30:35
  jetpack places and he definitely looks like he
• 30:38
  has some kind of flying jetpack situation I hope
• 30:40
  so dude. Yeah, I'm pretty excited and then obviously
• 30:44
  violet looks like I wouldn't be surprised if
• 30:45
  Violet like slashes or does like Kiriko style
• 30:48
  like, you know, draw stuff and then shoots it
• 30:50
  out or something. Sure. I mean, everybody in
• 30:54
  this game, this has been said on the Reddit many
• 30:56
  times, but like it's hard to make any like fully
• 31:00
  melee character because you have to you have
• 31:03
  to secure your souls in the laning phase. So
• 31:07
  it's like, can you really have a melee character?
• 31:10
  Maybe if they had a if they had a some kind of
• 31:13
  a dash that was on like an insanely low cooldown.
• 31:18
  And they would have to fix the the melee soul
• 31:22
  secure stuff because that's the I mean, there
• 31:25
  are so many times I may lay the soul in the air
• 31:27
  and I'm like, I guess I just don't get it. Denied.
• 31:31
  I mean, you could argue that I mean, Apollo and
• 31:33
  Drifter feel like they're supposed they're fully
• 31:35
  melee, but they have projectiles that come out
• 31:37
  of them. Like, I think that as long as every
• 31:38
  character just has that it's you know, like you
• 31:40
  don't have to change anything because like, sure.
• 31:42
  Who knows like what the but like I I'm I want
• 31:46
  to I'm curious like I wonder if they were gonna
• 31:47
  innovate with any of that stuff or it'll be the
• 31:49
  same or whatever because some of these characters
• 31:51
  look like they really could be Completely different,
• 31:53
  you know what I mean? Yeah No, everyone's so
• 31:57
  high on this stuff right now, but I can't wait
• 31:58
  till my YouTube algorithm in like four weeks
• 32:00
  is like Baba completely breaks the game. Yeah,
• 32:04
  every fucking person milking it forever They
• 32:07
  need to change violent literally unplayable.
• 32:10
  Yeah Or like everyone just, I mean, let's just
• 32:15
  talk about this. I know you said Violet is hot.
• 32:18
  I think she looks like a normal person and that
• 32:20
  is what I think about most people. To me, nurse
• 32:24
  Harrow, I want to step on her face. You think
• 32:26
  Baba and Violet are the same? I'd let Baba give
• 32:28
  me a little kiss and I'd drink whatever is in
• 32:30
  that concerning looking teacup that she has.
• 32:33
  She looks actually like my real life grandmother.
• 32:37
  I like her pigeons too. Yeah, the pigeon that
• 32:40
  by the way, the design of the pigeons is very
• 32:42
  good. Yeah, it reminds me in Teenage Mutant Ninja
• 32:44
  Turtles There's a pigeon character that I pigeon
• 32:46
  Pete reminds me of that. Um the thing I was gonna
• 32:50
  say was We obviously have to command our adoring
• 32:56
  ten fans to vote and obviously what's your what's
• 33:00
  your priority on voting? Let's talk So I think
• 33:03
  that it's like it just comes down to who's getting
• 33:05
  a vote after rat king. I think he's automatic
• 33:09
  It seems like whether or not I want him to be
• 33:12
  the first character, it's the same situation
• 33:15
  as Rem where it's like, we know what's going
• 33:17
  to fucking go first. After that, I want Solomon
• 33:22
  because I'm interested in what that gameplay
• 33:23
  is going to be like. I'm interested in the character.
• 33:28
  And then after that, probably I'm interested
• 33:30
  in Baba the most. Again, this isn't even for
• 33:34
  like character design stuff, because like, you
• 33:36
  know, you could make the argument that Nurse
• 33:37
  Harrow is like cooler than Baba or even Solomon.
• 33:41
  But like, I'm interested in what Solomon gameplay
• 33:44
  will be like. I'm also interested in what Baba
• 33:46
  gameplay will be like. Do you so let's let's
• 33:51
  I want to I want to rank this. Let's rank it
• 33:53
  here fine for the kids. I think to me, ranking
• 33:58
  one who's you say was your two Solomon. Solomon,
• 34:02
  I would say... Because he can 1v6 the enemy team,
• 34:08
  some people are calling him already Solo Man.
• 34:11
  Solo Man. Solomon, my favorite Pokemon. Or did
• 34:14
  you want... Solo Man. The... I would go Rat King
• 34:20
  and then Nurse Hero, but I think Solomon's pretty
• 34:23
  cool. I would put him up there for sure. And
• 34:24
  then somewhere, who would you put next, Deadman
• 34:26
  Danny or Baba? Baba then... Baba, then Harrow,
• 34:33
  then Dead Man Danny, then Violet. So from the
• 34:36
  top... You don't want to get stepped on by an
• 34:39
  evil mommy. Unless it's Baba, of course. An evil
• 34:43
  granny. And her pigeon tracks. She looks like
• 34:46
  she'd use your bones as a spell, but not step
• 34:49
  on you. I'll say this much, though. Could Baba
• 34:52
  have a second Baba Yaga form? Baba! I love Baba!
• 35:01
  I was in the bathroom with baba and she had a
• 35:04
  huge long Massive penis massive like a like a
• 35:10
  what did he say? It was like like an all the
• 35:12
  parma can The intro was you always say deadlock
• 35:19
  is a political podcast deadlock is a podcast
• 35:22
  a politics podcast Let's all right. So that's
• 35:26
  all the characters and obviously we told you
• 35:28
  had to vote behave accordingly And what do you
• 35:31
  so we're now we're getting to the thing that
• 35:33
  personally for me I actually don't like and I'm
• 35:36
  curious what you think about this. I don't like
• 35:38
  the new health bars Yeah I'll say that I think
• 35:43
  I like them. I wish that you could Go back to
• 35:47
  the old ones because I think in game It does
• 35:52
  the thing where as they gain more and more health
• 35:55
  you don't know that I really liked the how the
• 36:00
  other ones worked where it was like it added
• 36:01
  health to show you Oh No, like Abrams has like
• 36:05
  at a glance. You're like, I can't kill him. Whereas
• 36:08
  now it's like everyone's fucking health bar is
• 36:10
  the same size. I think by the way, we haven't
• 36:15
  even played enough. This is like such early impressions
• 36:17
  of the first impressions. No, no, nobody listening
• 36:20
  the Three people listening to this, huddling
• 36:23
  in a van down by the river, just going, oh, what
• 36:27
  is Yarn going to say about that? They're not
• 36:29
  going to, you know, they're not going to hold
• 36:31
  your feet to the fire and be like, actually,
• 36:33
  everybody loves it and we're going to kill you
• 36:36
  now. I want them to hold my feet to the fire.
• 36:38
  OK, it's a sharpening process. Iron sharpens
• 36:41
  iron. The camera that points out in front of
• 36:44
  Valve's headquarters is going to show you. getting
• 36:48
  lifted up off the ground by a very like several
• 36:51
  small cosplayers and then being burnt alive in
• 36:53
  the middle of the street as an appeasement for
• 36:56
  your fucking sacrilegious tone. Listen, brick
• 36:58
  sharpens brick. All right, brick sharpens brick.
• 37:02
  I mean, what are you in? I'm in dust. I'm in
• 37:05
  poop. Yeah. Valve told me to never play the game
• 37:09
  again. And I said, no, you cannot stop me. Yes.
• 37:12
  They didn't ban me. They just shame me every
• 37:14
  time I'm in. Well. When they try to burn me alive
• 37:17
  on that little camera, I will simply eat one
• 37:20
  of the new apples flying around the map and get
• 37:23
  25 health. He's losing it. That's how I live
• 37:30
  through it. You're in your deathbed. Having your
• 37:34
  like finding your life flashing for your. I need
• 37:36
  a little bad apple. I need a bad apple. I didn't
• 37:41
  like the UI. Yeah, I think. Yeah, I would. I
• 37:45
  would mod it out. to be honest with you. I don't
• 37:47
  know, would you mod it out? I might, we'll see.
• 37:49
  Dude, I'm afraid to mod anything nowadays because
• 37:52
  I can't fucking run the game anymore. I'm gonna
• 37:54
  be playing this, the next time me and you play
• 37:56
  together, I will be playing on my girlfriend's
• 37:58
  computer because it's much better than mine.
• 38:01
  Yeah, that sounds, I mean, I've seen, you talked
• 38:03
  about this last time, but I've seen how you play.
• 38:05
  That I helped her buy, by the way. Potato people.
• 38:09
  Well, yeah, it's rough. This is a large computer.
• 38:14
  This is a large section of the player base, is
• 38:16
  people who can't even run the game anymore. And
• 38:18
  just complain about it on Reddit. Well, that's
• 38:21
  definitely true, yes. Yeah, there are many, there
• 38:24
  are dozens of you. Go play CSGO or something
• 38:31
  and leave the deadlock to us people with real
• 38:35
  computers, right? They need to optimize the game
• 38:39
  I think everyone should be able to play it that
• 38:41
  has because I think you you easily meet the minimum
• 38:44
  requirements and you still can't That's what
• 38:46
  I'm saying a 30 and 16 gigabytes of RAM. I mean,
• 38:49
  come on, dude It becomes like a slideshow at
• 38:51
  the end of the game for you. Yeah, I've seen
• 38:52
  it. Yeah, it's painful It at the beginning of
• 38:55
  the game runs nice and smooth and then the second
• 38:58
  seven Pops and pops an alt in a you know, the
• 39:01
  enemy base 700 souls leaving their bodies at
• 39:04
  once slideshow Yeah, it's rough. The second everyone's
• 39:09
  popping their ult at the end, and the archmothers
• 39:11
  dancing or whatever. Chug, chug city. Rough stuff.
• 39:15
  I think we can skip a lot of the, there's a lot
• 39:18
  of visual changes to the HUD and UI and all that
• 39:20
  stuff besides that item emblems, the map, obviously,
• 39:23
  a bunch of things like that. I don't know, is
• 39:24
  there anything from that you want to talk about?
• 39:26
  Because to me, I think we'll see it in the game,
• 39:28
  and we'll kind of have more feelings about it
• 39:30
  as we go. I mean, as I scroll down, the thing
• 39:33
  that this little, I mean, yeah, dude, it's all.
• 39:36
  It most of this stuff is just all fucking good.
• 39:39
  The I will say the item shop now is a little
• 39:43
  bit like, I can't tell if it's better or worse,
• 39:46
  or if it's just different. And it annoys me right
• 39:48
  now, because I can't immediately find what I
• 39:50
  want. I needed a knockdown really quick. A couple
• 39:54
  days ago, or well, just yesterday. And, you know,
• 39:58
  just anger filled my brain because I was like,
• 40:00
  where is it? The they wasn't say the like some
• 40:08
  of the changes that they made visually to Like
• 40:11
  shop and everything like I think they look really
• 40:13
  really good, but I will say there's a part of
• 40:15
  me that I just want this stuff to be like super
• 40:19
  clear what I'm doing and like I think it's still
• 40:22
  clear it is different, but I think it's still
• 40:24
  clear, but I do I do think with some of these
• 40:28
  changes where I'm like they're they're adding
• 40:29
  more stuff and I'm like worried that it's gonna
• 40:31
  start to like the event feed and all that stuff
• 40:33
  like I'm Okay, I'll say this much of the things
• 40:37
  they've added. I think the popular items section
• 40:41
  is huge. Because when I moved, when I first opened
• 40:44
  up, me and you played League together twice or
• 40:46
  something. And I'm not a league player at all.
• 40:50
  And when I opened up the shop in that game, it
• 40:53
  was like getting hit in the head with a hammer.
• 40:56
  Like, just a horrible experience. I feel like
• 41:02
  deadlock is doing a little better with that where
• 41:03
  it's like, Oh, here are the, like, it makes it
• 41:06
  very obvious. There's a tab on the left side
• 41:08
  that just has a big thumbs up on it. You click
• 41:11
  that and it's just, it's not a build ready, but
• 41:13
  it's like, you can pick stuff from that and just
• 41:16
  pretty much do okay, right? And they're basing
• 41:19
  it on the most popular, like algorithmically
• 41:22
  found, you know, most popular things bought on
• 41:26
  each character, which just makes sense. They
• 41:28
  basically, they've gotten rid of the need for
• 41:30
  one of those like track lock builds. And now
• 41:33
  you just have them right there. You know? Yes.
• 41:36
  I mean, we'll see what I wonder what, you know,
• 41:38
  if that'll change what the build top builds are
• 41:42
  looking like if they kind of exclude that stuff
• 41:44
  or if they like my point is like, are they going
• 41:47
  to take whatever is the most popular, literally,
• 41:50
  or are they picking out and putting the default
• 41:52
  stuff right of like, this is what people should
• 41:54
  be buying or are they doing what people are actually
• 41:56
  buying? Yes. Yeah. because sometimes what people
• 42:00
  are actually buying, if you don't know the game,
• 42:02
  you're going to be like, what? Why would I buy
• 42:03
  that? Well, maybe they should do a little. Maybe
• 42:06
  they should do a little both then. Right. We'll
• 42:09
  see. And then they they changed. You know, they
• 42:13
  changed a bunch of little things and buffs and
• 42:15
  things, little visual changes. Yeah. Waste things
• 42:18
  are represented. But the one of the things I
• 42:20
  noticed that's kind of buried. And also, by the
• 42:22
  way, new voice line, like 10 ,000 new voice lines
• 42:25
  and also crazy. and the dialogue player. So we'll
• 42:28
  have to dig into that at some point. But in the
• 42:31
  accessibility features, they added an option
• 42:33
  for auto move, auto fire and auto mantle, which
• 42:36
  I think is cool accessibility wise. But I wonder
• 42:38
  if any of those will be exploited in any way.
• 42:40
  Wait, I did not know about this auto mantle auto
• 42:43
  move. Yeah, it's in the accessibility features.
• 42:49
  It's for the auto fire. It's literally like you
• 42:51
  if you turn it on and you hit the M1, you fire
• 42:54
  and you hit M1 again, you stop. And the auto
• 42:57
  mental you automatically. Yeah, I, yeah, I wonder
• 43:02
  how that I mean, I don't think that would probably
• 43:04
  be, dude, who knows, who knows, somebody's gonna
• 43:07
  sit in a, in a practice range and do this for
• 43:11
  12 hours today, probably and figure out if it's
• 43:13
  broken or not. So yeah, the new in the next death
• 43:16
  or deadlock video that comes up, it's just gonna
• 43:18
  be somebody being like auto mental is broken
• 43:21
  on auto mental shoots you across the level in
• 43:24
  one second. Yeah. The and then, yeah, just a
• 43:28
  bunch of like stuff in the custom like lobby
• 43:31
  stuff and all that, which looks good. I mean,
• 43:33
  quality of life things, lots of things in the
• 43:38
  settings and menus that you can change now. And
• 43:41
  they changed like the sandbox stuff a little
• 43:44
  bit to make it easier for testing stuff out,
• 43:45
  which I think is good. Dude, I will say I think
• 43:49
  auto move is actually I didn't listen to anything
• 43:51
  you just said. Sorry. I do think double tap.
• 43:55
  No. I think I do think me double tap to move
• 43:59
  forward is huge. I think every one of these games
• 44:02
  where there's any amount of like counterstrike
• 44:04
  probably doesn't need it because you're inching
• 44:06
  forward right but when I whenever I'm playing
• 44:08
  like a battle royale type game or a game like
• 44:12
  this that has a big enough map where I'm like
• 44:13
  I might be looking at the shop and not wanting
• 44:16
  to hold W Like it's nice. I always have like
• 44:20
  in a fortnight type game I always have an auto
• 44:22
  run button ready right so that I can just be
• 44:25
  like Oh, let me look at my items while I'm moving
• 44:28
  Yep, I find in this game. I'm just holding W
• 44:31
  all the time while I'm in shop I Could see I
• 44:35
  mean I don't I have that's never been a thing
• 44:37
  that I'd want but I can imagine somebody Will
• 44:39
  you have seven fingers on each hand? I'm no,
• 44:43
  I'm just not an invalid. The they did they got
• 44:47
  improved anti -cheat, it says here. So they'll
• 44:49
  finally be able to ban you for playing top heavy
• 44:51
  page mod. What about bottom heavy page mod? No,
• 44:55
  that's a lab. All right. Well, then that's fine.
• 44:58
  We can't have everything we want. We got for
• 45:00
  all the people in defeat. There's new footstep
• 45:02
  sounds. Yeah. Nice. And they removed they removed
• 45:06
  Sinclair from the game finally. So, um, please.
• 45:12
  But yeah, I mean, everything else looks good.
• 45:14
  I didn't see anything else that really looked
• 45:17
  good. You didn't mention, and this is very important
• 45:20
  for people like me. I'm squinting my eyes, tell
• 45:21
  me. There's a keybind map now. So you can see
• 45:25
  the keyboard map. Every key that's bound, every
• 45:31
  key that's not, for individual characters, they've
• 45:33
  gone full, full autismo. And I love it, I can't
• 45:39
  wait. I can't wait to look at every character.
• 45:41
  Ruin your game. Every button. For listeners that
• 45:44
  don't know, and that would be everyone because
• 45:46
  we've never talked about it. I love to get in
• 45:49
  there and just like, you know, my my crouch button
• 45:52
  is shift. My my my dash button is left mouse
• 45:57
  like side button. And that's just the beginning,
• 46:00
  my friends. Yeah, yeah, you're literally you.
• 46:04
  He he binds his everything for every character
• 46:07
  individually and then. A month later, it goes,
• 46:09
  yeah, actually went back to the default because
• 46:11
  because I was having a headache. Yeah. Yeah.
• 46:15
  Yeah. But I mean, I I think that all the changes
• 46:18
  are good. We'll have to play it more and come
• 46:20
  back with more thoughts and whatnot. But I'm
• 46:22
  excited. I feel like it was worth it. Yeah. I
• 46:26
  mean, I'm happier than I was before the patch.
• 46:30
  It's nice, dude. I think it lived up to the hype.
• 46:32
  I think I do think validated and we get that.
• 46:37
  Meme of the very enamored looking viper that
• 46:40
  I love. Oh, yeah. Beautiful. Super, super worth.
• 46:45
  All right. Well, that's that's everything for
• 46:46
  the patch. Is there any last patch comments you
• 46:49
  want to make? Yarn Dad? I have to imagine that
• 46:54
  Yarn Dad is canonically not my name, by the way.
• 46:57
  But just yarn. But they must just sit on Reddit
• 47:02
  for these ideas, right? Because so many of them
• 47:04
  seem to just come from the discord and read it.
• 47:07
  Like well, that's right. We have to ascend in
• 47:10
  our in our fledgling fan base needs to ascend
• 47:12
  to have our more Larger mustaches on lash. Yes
• 47:16
  bigger mustache. I want seven to have a thick
• 47:19
  juicy ass Great ask me that claps. Can we that?
• 47:24
  Yeah hundred percent. Can we get a clavicular
• 47:27
  mod for lash? No I mean it's clavicular skin.
• 47:32
  Sorry You've obviously read the news. I don't
• 47:37
  think we want to play. Well, yeah, that's true.
• 47:39
  You don't need to put that in the game. I mean,
• 47:41
  but if there was anybody who was going to be
• 47:43
  a look smacker in this game, who would it be?
• 47:46
  At this point in history, in real American history,
• 47:49
  like, I don't know, who was the most attractive
• 47:51
  person? Babe Ruth? I don't know. Yeah, pretty
• 47:54
  much. Babe Ruth. Look at that girthy. Look at
• 47:57
  that girthy guy out there huffing and puffing.
• 48:00
  running around in the field. Smoking a pack of
• 48:02
  cigarettes and eating a chocolate bar while he's
• 48:04
  running the base. Yeah. This is back when you
• 48:06
  could sound ha on the radio and that would be
• 48:07
  enough. Yes, that's true. Like, wow, he's such
• 48:10
  a sultry voice. World War II happening right
• 48:14
  in your ears. I have no idea. He smokes every
• 48:16
  day and consumes lots of cured meats. Yeah. Salty,
• 48:20
  cured meat. We used to call it the hard Irish
• 48:23
  belly. That's a new item, obviously, in the store,
• 48:29
  the hard Irish belly. What's the stat line on
• 48:33
  that hard Irish belly? It's just plated armor.
• 48:35
  Yeah, okay, fair enough. Yeah. All right, well,
• 48:40
  let us move into our next segment. Hit me. Deadlock
• 48:45
  lore. Deadlock lore. Deadlock lore, do you want
• 48:49
  some more? Of course, it's not a chore. Yes.
• 48:54
  Would you like to spin the deadlock lore wheels?
• 48:58
  Yeah, 100%, yeah. All right, I'll - Rip it! There
• 49:00
  it goes. No, you've got to make the sound We
• 49:06
  can't afford we can't afford a real wheel right
• 49:11
  so you got to make the sound with your mouth
• 49:12
  when you do it, okay, I mean Hold on Omni. Can
• 49:16
  you come over here for a second? Please come
• 49:20
  here for a second I thought you were gonna make
• 49:27
  the noise. I do want me to make the noise. We
• 49:30
  talked about this, dude We didn't talk about
• 49:32
  this. I'm just saying, I'm just saying we're
• 49:36
  low on budget. So if I say spin the wheel or
• 49:38
  you can say you want me to spin the wheel, like
• 49:40
  I'll spin it for you. Okay. All right. If you,
• 49:42
  if I say you spin the wheel and you make the
• 49:44
  noise. All right. Okay. All right. Do you want
• 49:47
  to kiss real quick? Yep. All right. Spinning
• 49:50
  the wheel. I'm not gonna lie, I totally forgot.
• 50:07
  When you did that, I was like, who's gonna pick
• 50:09
  it? I was like, shit, that's me. In the future,
• 50:11
  I should spin the wheel. What do you think that
• 50:16
  this giant, bubbly, headed ass professor man
• 50:20
  is his lord? Oh wait, are we talking about, you
• 50:24
  cut, I didn't hear what you said, dynamo? Dynamo.
• 50:27
  Dynamo. What is the lord of dynamo? Dynamo. The
• 50:31
  more we're doing this sort of improv, exercise
• 50:34
  in deadlocks character lore, I'm realizing that
• 50:37
  pretty much every one of these characters is
• 50:40
  sort of a Freaky Friday necromancy situation,
• 50:46
  where, like, for instance, if I had to guess,
• 50:49
  an important part of this is that I have not
• 50:51
  looked up any of these characters, I've just
• 50:53
  taken in what I've taken in by playing the game.
• 50:56
  So he seems like a tenured professor who I would
• 51:03
  cast as John Goodman, probably. Disregard the
• 51:10
  voice lines in the game. Recast John Goodman.
• 51:16
  Oh, it's the second time you brought up John
• 51:17
  Goodman. Is it? Yep. You talked about Roseanne
• 51:22
  last time with... That's right. Yeah, you're
• 51:24
  right. All right. Never mind, never mind. Cut
• 51:26
  all this. John Candy. He and kids look up these
• 51:33
  actors. They deserve a little recognition So
• 51:37
  John Candy, he's a tenure professor He had a
• 51:44
  bit of a workplace romance with a with a beautiful
• 51:49
  young woman who Everything was great there Except
• 51:55
  that she's a witch All right. This sounds like
• 51:59
  I'm a real red pill kind of guy, doesn't it?
• 52:01
  She's a witch And she turns him into not just
• 52:06
  any robot, she turns him into a project they
• 52:08
  had been working on together before he cheated
• 52:11
  on her. A robot project they were working on
• 52:15
  together. And then the two of them embroiled
• 52:20
  in a lover's quarrel. She attaches his soul,
• 52:26
  not in much of a Freaky Friday way, but more
• 52:29
  of a more of a full metal more of a full metal
• 52:36
  alchemist. More in a Monday in Monday kind of
• 52:41
  way. I don't get the reference, but let's move
• 52:44
  on. And so now he's living out his days as Dynamo,
• 52:52
  the quantum Lee entangled soul with no joy left
• 52:58
  in his life. I may have had entangled soul flanderer.
• 53:04
  Yes. I may have added a couple of character details
• 53:07
  that weren't really there. But dude, I think
• 53:09
  that's probably pretty close. I just want to
• 53:14
  say that if I was making up your story, he definitely
• 53:16
  would have done the thing that all professors
• 53:18
  do, apparently. And when they do scandals, which
• 53:21
  is sleep with a student. So I was trying to go
• 53:25
  a little past that, because that was the first
• 53:28
  inclination in my brain of just all cliches.
• 53:33
  I was like. stretch a little further from the
• 53:36
  lowest hanging fruit. In Minecraft, you don't
• 53:39
  walk past the diamond to go get some coal. Okay,
• 53:41
  that's what I'm saying. You get the diamond.
• 53:43
  You just go to the coal. Just pick it up. Yeah.
• 53:46
  Well, I think you were surprisingly close. Dynamo
• 53:49
  doesn't have a lot of lore. He has two paragraphs,
• 53:53
  and you basically got most of it, minus the cheating
• 53:56
  on a witch part. Okay. As a scientist, Professor
• 53:59
  Dynamo, which, by the way, weird name. Weird
• 54:01
  last name to have. So that's not his new robot
• 54:03
  name. That's just his regular guy name. Yeah.
• 54:05
  Regular. Yeah. That's his government name. Yeah.
• 54:08
  This is a Dr. Strange situation where you're
• 54:10
  like, what? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Dennis Dynamo. No,
• 54:14
  Professor Dynamo always had an inquisitive mind.
• 54:17
  So when a rift in space and time opened up in
• 54:19
  Central Park, he was first on the scene to investigate.
• 54:22
  And while he expected such a majestic site to
• 54:24
  be life changing. He was thinking more in a metaphorical
• 54:28
  way, as opposed to having his body atomized and
• 54:30
  reduced to a tiny dying star. But while his body
• 54:34
  is gone, his spirit and lust for knowledge lives
• 54:37
  on. A tenured professor at Columbia College,
• 54:40
  Dynamo looks to learn more about his condition
• 54:42
  while maintaining his class load. After all,
• 54:44
  he has future minds to inspire. That's it. That's
• 54:49
  all the lore. It is. Let me read. Sorry, I'm
• 54:53
  going to go back and through this and try to
• 54:54
  figure. He opened. when a rift in space and time
• 54:58
  opened up in Central Park and he was first on
• 55:00
  scene to investigate and While he expected such
• 55:03
  a man just excited to be life -changing. He was
• 55:05
  thinking more in a metaphorical way as opposed
• 55:06
  to having his body atomized that is I mean for
• 55:11
  a professor to go to be the first what first
• 55:13
  up Professor first one to show up to on the scene
• 55:15
  to a black hole opening up and then also he's
• 55:18
  a professor But he's surprised that the black
• 55:21
  hole atomized him I, I, this needs to be changed
• 55:26
  immediately to he did an experiment and then
• 55:29
  got fucked up. Cause that's always what I, that's
• 55:31
  what I thought it was going to be. I thought
• 55:33
  he was like some crazy college professor who
• 55:35
  did, you know, he's like, come on, you know,
• 55:37
  Marty, let's go turn on the space and time and
• 55:40
  rift machine. And then he fell in and he, he
• 55:43
  was like, Oh shit, I, I'm a singularity now.
• 55:46
  Fuck. And then somehow. You know, maybe a partner
• 55:49
  or someone. How did he get if he's turned into
• 55:51
  a dying star, who the fuck was like, oh, I'll
• 55:53
  put you into a container and help you. Well,
• 55:56
  this is why they need the, you know, yarn the
• 55:58
  script doctor here. The witch is perfect. The
• 56:03
  poor person that wrote this. Go ahead. I feel
• 56:06
  bad that we're shitting on this and clearly placeholder
• 56:08
  text. So of a fat bald man, Dr. Manhattan himself.
• 56:15
  And now he's. And by the way, and then they put
• 56:19
  him into a fat bald robot body. I mean, they
• 56:23
  could have given him anybody. Oh, hey, look,
• 56:26
  it's it's Professor Dynamo. Oh, I could say I
• 56:32
  had a hero sub and I just I'm so excited about
• 56:34
  did you hear those are rifted space and time
• 56:36
  open up in Central Park? No one else is going
• 56:38
  there. And i'm gonna go there right now. Bye.
• 56:41
  I wish me. Well, the kids don't listen. They
• 56:43
  don't even see him They're just scrolling on
• 56:45
  their phone They scrape his astral fucking remains
• 56:48
  off the ground and they're like, oh he's still
• 56:50
  alive. He's a star Let's put him in a suit where
• 56:51
  he's fat and bald still so he can And give him
• 56:54
  a stupid fucking bow tie They made him look like
• 56:59
  fat tucker girls Well now now you know mo about
• 57:06
  dynamo Is that real? No. My God, I was going
• 57:13
  to say somehow that was worse than the whole
• 57:16
  thing. And this is this is a I just want to say
• 57:20
  that we've we've discussed about like Dynamo's
• 57:24
  body and what does it look like and like what
• 57:26
  parts of it are connected to what things and
• 57:28
  whatever. Yes, I will say his design of his model
• 57:32
  is very cool. Oh, it's I think that I imagine
• 57:34
  they'll rectify the Lord to make it. Makes sense.
• 57:37
  But I and I love his his melee being his big
• 57:40
  fat belly that he so good. Yeah. There's a there's
• 57:43
  a great short or tick tock, whatever, going around.
• 57:48
  It's like, why does every fat character in a
• 57:52
  fighting game do this? And it's like they're
• 57:54
  like he like stands all weird and then he still
• 57:56
  slaps his belly. And it's like Dynamo definitely
• 57:58
  falls into that. We're all about body acceptance
• 58:00
  on the deadlock, you know, series of products.
• 58:05
  And It's just, it's funny, but also again, we
• 58:10
  can reach a little further from the lowest of
• 58:13
  hanging fruit and go to the next one. I know
• 58:16
  that Valve will never be brave enough to give
• 58:17
  him a skin, that is him as a human being, where
• 58:20
  he's just a fat bald academic nerd. But somebody
• 58:24
  needs to mod this immediately. Get on it now!
• 58:27
  Stat! I would love it. Nipples out, stains on
• 58:30
  his shirt. I want him to have his belly poking
• 58:32
  out. Yeah. and then just feel like divorce papers
• 58:37
  in his back pocket. You know what, this man,
• 58:38
  I can tell he's got the body of a dad. Dadimo.
• 58:43
  Yes, yes, 100%. He's got the body of a sumo wrestler
• 58:47
  dad. A sumo wrestler dad. This man clearly eats
• 58:50
  a lot of cheese and beets. That's all I'm saying
• 58:51
  before he turned in. And by the way, I know that
• 58:53
  he's in the pursuit of knowledge, but like, you
• 58:55
  don't get that big. First of all, you don't put
• 58:57
  a person who's not fat into a body that looks
• 58:59
  like that. I feel like they'd be offended. Second
• 59:01
  thing. You don't get that big without eating
• 59:03
  a lot of food. And that person, regardless of
• 59:05
  what he was into, besides science, he would also
• 59:07
  be into food. So we need some voice lines where
• 59:09
  he's like, I miss eating hoagies. I guarantee
• 59:12
  you the writer. So I was a dungeon master for
• 59:14
  something where I was using a voice that was
• 59:16
  later deemed offensive. And I tried to... This
• 59:20
  is not what I thought you were going to say.
• 59:22
  No, but this is going to come back around. And
• 59:24
  so what I did was I magically made a reason for
• 59:27
  that character to have that voice. And I feel
• 59:29
  like that's what they're going to do with this.
• 59:31
  They're going to say, the writer for this Dynamo
• 59:34
  thing is going to be like, no, no, no, you don't
• 59:35
  understand. He has to be that circular because
• 59:37
  of the black hole. It's the black hole that makes
• 59:39
  him the shape that he is. Not the fact that we
• 59:42
  just want to laugh at a fat man. That's there's
• 59:44
  nothing to do with it. But again, we are about
• 59:48
  body acceptance. We love Dynamo. Please do the
• 59:50
  voice, actually. Dynamo's voice? No, do the voice
• 59:53
  you got in trouble for. No. It's basically that
• 1:00:00
  voice, 100 % that voice, but gliding. Now I know
• 1:00:03
  everything about it, because I looked it up.
• 1:00:04
  I want to know the lore reason why someone has
• 1:00:06
  to talk like that. So the character's name is
• 1:00:13
  Polypupilpus. OK, now I'm good. That's enough.
• 1:00:18
  Yeah, yeah. Wow. All right, well, moving on.
• 1:00:24
  Talk about... Giving you the wheel of a dungeon
• 1:00:29
  campaign in the D &D is a dangerous thing. They
• 1:00:31
  never should have done it. They never should
• 1:00:32
  have done it. All right. Let's do it. You want
• 1:00:37
  to do a little bit of Dead or Locked? Do you
• 1:00:38
  want to play a little Dead or Locked? Let's go.
• 1:00:39
  Hit me. All right. You want to introduce it again
• 1:00:42
  for the people who are joining us for the first
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  time? Yeah. You've heard of McGuinness. You may
• 1:00:49
  be heard of McGunness. But let's get into McGunness.
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  Dead or locked. It's a game of, what was it?
• 1:00:56
  It's a game of - Who do you want to kill? Or
• 1:00:59
  who do you want to lock lips with? Yes, that's
• 1:01:01
  right. It's a fuck -mary -kill, but we've gotten
• 1:01:03
  rid of marrying? Yes, and it's all about fucking
• 1:01:07
  and killing. It's about kissing on the lips.
• 1:01:11
  It's about kissing? It's about a gentle kiss
• 1:01:13
  on the lips, or who you would want to kill, which
• 1:01:15
  seems like an extreme - Who do you want dead,
• 1:01:17
  and who do you want to lock lips with? Eventually,
• 1:01:20
  when we get to Dead Man Danny, which we shouldn't
• 1:01:22
  do new characters yet, but when we get to this,
• 1:01:24
  he's already dead. What do we do about that?
• 1:01:26
  Huh? Like, I think you get stuck into kissing
• 1:01:29
  him, no? Necro -feely good about that. Necro
• 1:01:35
  -feely yum. Necro feels good, man. So dumb. I
• 1:01:43
  am going to pick, I'm going to spin the wheel
• 1:01:45
  this time and I will provide the sound effects.
• 1:01:54
  We have Hayes and Rem. Hayes and Rem. Dead or
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  locked. Now, it comes to my attention that I
• 1:02:03
  usually do the answering portion of this as though
• 1:02:06
  you were the game show host. Would you like to
• 1:02:08
  weigh in on it? Sure. Yeah, yeah. Hit me. This
• 1:02:11
  is easy. I don't think I... So here's a question.
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  I don't think I could kill Hayes. Not that I'd
• 1:02:19
  want to. But like is this saying that they are
• 1:02:24
  like we push a button and they die immediately
• 1:02:26
  Or am I having to like fear for my life and fight
• 1:02:28
  haze and like a fist to fist? I know you have
• 1:02:30
  say you have to win a fight Yeah, okay. Well,
• 1:02:34
  let's just be honest here. I was never gonna
• 1:02:36
  pick Rem for a kiss because he has a beak He
• 1:02:38
  looks very cute and I'd kiss him on the head,
• 1:02:40
  but I would not kiss him on the lips Yeah, so
• 1:02:42
  I'm gonna just I was experimenting with the concept
• 1:02:45
  but at the end of the day I am gonna kiss haze.
• 1:02:49
  I do feel like even though I'm thinking about
• 1:02:51
  fighting her would be terrible. I also think
• 1:02:53
  about kissing her, she might kill me. But that's
• 1:02:57
  certainly how I feel about it. Does Hayes canonically
• 1:03:00
  have lips anyways? Yeah, I think so. If you look
• 1:03:04
  at the character model, like in the game, definitely
• 1:03:06
  like the bottom part of her head is not mist,
• 1:03:09
  shadowy mist. OK. And I think she has voice lines
• 1:03:12
  about drinking beer and stuff like that. She
• 1:03:14
  just seems cool. Packing heat. It's more that
• 1:03:19
  I don't think I find her dangerous and scary
• 1:03:23
  I mean this is a really a question of You know
• 1:03:29
  Zoo Ophelia versus just kissing a human woman,
• 1:03:33
  so I feel like this one's pretty easy, right?
• 1:03:36
  Or is she like cuz she's wearing a mask that
• 1:03:38
  like a what's her whole thing. She's like a time
• 1:03:41
  cop or something We don't know the Lord because
• 1:03:43
  we haven't done it yet for the show, but yeah,
• 1:03:46
  but I heard there's something she's an assassin
• 1:03:49
  was there's some cool voice line she has about
• 1:03:51
  like like when you're a Sandman you have to Put
• 1:03:55
  Sandman or say it's something like that. And
• 1:03:58
  um, she's part of some special division of Operatives
• 1:04:01
  called the Sandman Sandman or whatever. Yes,
• 1:04:03
  but there I don't know what that has to do with
• 1:04:05
  her Why the way she looked? Oh, no, I just remembered
• 1:04:08
  it said it's a Freddy Krueger thing, right? Yeah,
• 1:04:11
  she's like, oh yeah, she's like a dream assassin.
• 1:04:14
  Yes, yeah, she's an inception FBI agent or some
• 1:04:17
  shit. Yeah, my hesitance to kiss her is mostly
• 1:04:20
  out of fear. I think I could kiss Rem and be
• 1:04:22
  like, oh, he's so cute, but he has a beak again,
• 1:04:25
  which I think would be not fun to kiss. I think
• 1:04:28
  he would bite my lips off and then laugh about
• 1:04:30
  it. Whereas Hayes at least has a human face of
• 1:04:35
  some kind. Yes. But I would worry about living
• 1:04:39
  through that encounter is what I would say. Yeah.
• 1:04:42
  So you kind of because you can't kill her, she
• 1:04:44
  would kill you. You're kind of forced into kissing
• 1:04:47
  is what you're saying. And just praying for my
• 1:04:49
  life. Yeah. I'm praying for your life. Yeah.
• 1:04:50
  She might still kill you even if you kiss her.
• 1:04:53
  I mean, we don't have to kiss on the lips. Rem
• 1:04:56
  could get a little kiss on the head, I think.
• 1:04:58
  But that's but that still leaves you dead with
• 1:05:00
  the Hayes situation. And it would not be romantic
• 1:05:03
  or sexual in any way. Be clear. Yeah, and and
• 1:05:05
  and it has to be so therefore you can't kiss
• 1:05:08
  Rem Lock lips with a haze And kill the adorable
• 1:05:15
  little rim and I'm sorry to people who are listening
• 1:05:17
  who are yelling at me I mean you yeah, I was
• 1:05:19
  gonna say killing Rem is never gonna be a popular
• 1:05:21
  answer I think yeah, I'm gonna get now I'm getting
• 1:05:23
  hoisted in front of the headquarters on the camera
• 1:05:25
  and they're ripping my they're quartering me
• 1:05:27
  and with horses drawing and quartering me They
• 1:05:30
  actually gave deserve it that valve apparently
• 1:05:33
  gave like a swag bag to one of those people Yeah,
• 1:05:37
  all you have to do is just go out there and show
• 1:05:38
  ass and they just Picture they're all just looking
• 1:05:42
  at the camera. It's just been like show it Yeah,
• 1:05:46
  they're just gonna go out there and twerk really
• 1:05:48
  hard and they give you all the stuff They give
• 1:05:50
  you the keys to the game and say here you go
• 1:05:54
  Yeah, do you have a do would you concur with
• 1:05:56
  my debtor locks? I think it's probably the only
• 1:06:00
  option, because if you have to wrestle a gun
• 1:06:03
  from or two guns, duallys from Hayes's hands,
• 1:06:07
  it's a losing situation. Now, if it was just
• 1:06:10
  a trolley problem, I think probably I don't know,
• 1:06:14
  dude, Hayes is probably hot. You know, objectively,
• 1:06:19
  personality and character is incredibly high.
• 1:06:21
  Yes. So it's like more like. Yeah, something
• 1:06:24
  intimidating going on there. Yes We should have
• 1:06:27
  a guest eventually who isn't just like a like
• 1:06:29
  a you know I was gonna say a straight dude. Yeah,
• 1:06:33
  I was getting like You know, I'm mostly straight.
• 1:06:36
  I think that you are somewhere in between I don't
• 1:06:39
  want to speak for you, but I do in between I'm
• 1:06:43
  in between these two deadlock characters getting
• 1:06:45
  I think you're gonna say in between us set of
• 1:06:48
  nuts We know that you like to kiss my own krill
• 1:06:53
  I like to kiss paradox. Yeah, that's what we
• 1:06:56
  did learn. Yeah. No, but I figure out our sexuality
• 1:06:58
  from that. But it is just easy. It's always like
• 1:07:02
  a beautiful woman or a, you know, an ancestral
• 1:07:06
  space horror. And it's like we will get more
• 1:07:11
  creative next time. I'll pick some weird split
• 1:07:14
  the difference. We will run out of these actually.
• 1:07:16
  And then we and then we don't have to do that
• 1:07:17
  anymore. Right. And then you send us your pictures.
• 1:07:20
  Dear listener. And we decide whether or not you
• 1:07:23
  need to get kissed on the lips or killed. And
• 1:07:26
  everyone will love that. And we won't get in
• 1:07:27
  trouble for that at all. And people will just
• 1:07:29
  send in pictures of their cats and dogs anyway.
• 1:07:32
  I mean, I would say it's like Kill Mary Fuck
• 1:07:36
  With Pets is not a game. It's just it's just
• 1:07:39
  more RAM, basically. Yeah. Yeah. Just send us
• 1:07:42
  pictures of RAM that you think are very kissable.
• 1:07:44
  And our email is dadlock .podcast .gmail .com
• 1:07:48
  and like and follow and subscribe. Let's move
• 1:07:53
  on to the next little bit of here, what we wanna
• 1:07:56
  talk about, but what have you been playing? What
• 1:07:58
  have you been doing outside of Deadlock? What
• 1:07:59
  have I been doing? Watching Lanterns with my
• 1:08:03
  girlfriend, playing Magic the Gathering. I mean,
• 1:08:07
  doesn't every dad eventually fall in love with
• 1:08:11
  Magic the Gathering? I think that's the only
• 1:08:12
  way. All the other games. Glad you've come around.
• 1:08:14
  Yeah, all the other games, you gotta do so much
• 1:08:16
  clicking, you gotta do so much aiming. Not magic
• 1:08:21
  the gathering you just you can just have a cup
• 1:08:24
  of coffee stare into the wall, you know sadly
• 1:08:30
  The true sport of all dads is doing exactly dissociating
• 1:08:35
  on a chair I mean, it's it's honestly more active
• 1:08:38
  than what most dads do because I think in you
• 1:08:40
  know, I'm 36 when I was a kid most dads Their
• 1:08:46
  pastime was just to passively watch sports, which
• 1:08:49
  there's nothing wrong with but to be engaged
• 1:08:53
  in a game, a game of magic. I mean, that's something.
• 1:08:58
  So you're saying that you're falling asleep in
• 1:08:59
  a chair and instead of watching golf on a far
• 1:09:01
  away TV, you just have the phone in your hand
• 1:09:04
  playing magic, but you're not really paying attention.
• 1:09:05
  I'm laying in bed with my girlfriend. She's asleep.
• 1:09:08
  She's like she's turning over. She's like, what
• 1:09:11
  are you doing? Why are you? And I'm like, I've
• 1:09:13
  almost got my graveyard back on the board. So,
• 1:09:18
  yeah, but a little bit of magic. What else am
• 1:09:21
  I playing? Not really a lot just like deadlock
• 1:09:25
  because I don't have that that much gaming time
• 1:09:28
  though. I either play one or the other and then
• 1:09:31
  um Yeah lanterns. We just watched the Watchmen
• 1:09:35
  show which was fucking incredible I wasn't sold
• 1:09:38
  on it from the first episode, but as it kept
• 1:09:40
  going it gained steam and oh Boy, that shit's
• 1:09:44
  good. I I even I watched a present Curtis the
• 1:09:49
  spin -off of Rick and Morty. I'm like 10 episodes
• 1:09:54
  or seven maybe episodes in and it's a it's obviously
• 1:09:57
  a very different show. But actually that was
• 1:09:59
  what makes it good and different. And it's to
• 1:10:02
  me much better than the newer seasons of Rick
• 1:10:04
  and Morty. It's like funny. It's got great cast.
• 1:10:07
  There's lots of like fun guest actors. The premise
• 1:10:09
  is hilarious and stupid. It's very low, low stakes,
• 1:10:13
  not like world building stuff. They're like having
• 1:10:16
  goof gaff fun. Very dead. Dead comedy. I love
• 1:10:22
  it. I want to watch it. I will It's a it's got
• 1:10:26
  the David Cross is a character in it He's obviously
• 1:10:29
  always very funny But his for some reason I just
• 1:10:32
  hear his voice and even though what the character
• 1:10:33
  saying isn't even that funny I just it gets me.
• 1:10:35
  Yeah in a special place. He's great and I want
• 1:10:39
  you to get me in my special place. I always will
• 1:10:44
  Since our listeners might not all be 30 mid 30s
• 1:10:50
  late 30s old white men. What are your suggestions,
• 1:10:56
  dear listener? If you're listening on YouTube,
• 1:10:57
  leave them in the fucking lower extremities of
• 1:11:01
  the page. He's so old, he doesn't know what comments
• 1:11:05
  are. What are they going to do? You write the
• 1:11:07
  words and the message. You post your messages.
• 1:11:09
  Leave it on the down part of the page. Send me
• 1:11:12
  a transcript. Give me a telegram. Send me a pigeon
• 1:11:16
  with a pay with comment. Alright. Well, like
• 1:11:21
  always, a dad never says goodbye. No. So we'll
• 1:11:26
  be right back. We gotta go get some stuff at
• 1:11:29
  the store. I gotta get the hot dog grease and
• 1:11:32
  some bun fluid. And you come and yarn? I gotta
• 1:11:36
  grab a carton of milk and a pack of milk. I need
• 1:11:43
  a gallon of heavy cream and a whole lemon. I
• 1:11:46
  fucked my joke up because I was gonna say a gallon
• 1:11:49
  of cigarettes and a carton of milk, but I fucked
• 1:11:51
  it up so quickly. I'm gonna go get black and
• 1:11:54
  milds and milds and blacks and then I'm gonna
• 1:11:56
  get harshers and whites. And then I'm gonna smoke
• 1:11:58
  both together and pass out on the side of the
• 1:12:01
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• 1:12:26
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