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Where Did I Go Wrong · Serious Beef Podcast

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I'm Abby and I'm Anna and this is serious beef.
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Welcome. Well, well, boy, we both sat
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there. We saw.
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This is just a couple of dudes on a Saturday morning talking
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about I don't know what. Some guys, some guys being
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dudes, dudes being guys. You know what?
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And you know what? Speaking of, you ever had an
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issue when you go to the doctor? And you and you never and you
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never know what to ask. Oh my God, just 'cause we're a
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couple of guys, there's a. Couple of guys, I I do have no
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idea what to ask when I go to the doctor.
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Sorry. That's my beef.
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That's my beef listener. Feel free to let me know if you
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all have the same experience. I don't know, but my husband and
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my father both. My father as well.
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Yeah, your father as well. Imagine that have done the same
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thing. They go to the doctor, they
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don't ask a single question and then wonder why they have no
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idea what's going on. Yeah, I'm like.
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What do you What do you need? And ask any questions that I
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can't even fathom that he comes home.
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Well, I'll give you this example.
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My your father comes home after a meeting with AI.
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Guess a nice surgeon. I don't know.
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He's good to get us the cataract removed.
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OK, OK. So he has the consult about how
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that you know what's going to go down and how we're going to
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remove this cataract, OK. He comes home, I have about 20
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questions that are immediately in my head.
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OK, how much is it going to cost?
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Do they have a payment plan? Is it laser?
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Is it by hand? When is it when?
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Well, when's the sewage that can be done?
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What's the recovery time? When can you drive again?
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I mean, immediately all of these things have popped in my head.
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He didn't ask a single question. He had no answers.
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He could not answer any of the questions that I that I had.
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I was like, well. How do you?
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Even have a clue of what's going on here.
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I had to go back with him then for a second consult so that I
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could then ask the questions. Imagine that.
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Imagine that. But my dad is the same way.
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Yeah. My mom is in the hospital again
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and, and, and you know, she's actually out of the hospital now
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in rehab. So.
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Oh, OK, good. Yeah.
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So hopefully on the mend. But again, I go up to the
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hospital and I'm like, well, did did you have any tests done?
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Yeah, we had ACT scan. Well, what were the results?
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I don't know. Did you ask?
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For the results. No.
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Did you ask to talk to the doctor?
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Did you ask the nurse to read you that?
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She can read you the results? You have no questions, None
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whatsoever. Bless him.
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Bless his heart. I.
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Don't oh to me. So like just to how, how do
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people get so far? I don't know.
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I can't even imagine. I called that doctor the next
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day, he made us tell, reads me. Every single test that was done,
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every every single diagnosis. I was.
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I made him still the phone with me for 30.
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Minutes I was. Like you were going to tell me.
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Everything I know, I heard you got in a fight.
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Well, I had to get in a fight with him.
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Yeah, because they discharged my mom.
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Woo woo. Insurance.
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Don't even get me started. Don't even get me started.
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Insurance. Insurance slash Medicare.
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Yeah, they they run the. World is the devil.
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Yeah, they are the devil. That's true.
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Anyway, So yeah, I just, I'm just curious.
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I'm a, I'm a, I'm a curious person.
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And, and I'm wondering, is it just me?
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Is it just the men in my life such as me that don't ask
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questions or is it all men in general?
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I I don't know. I really don't know.
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These are the two that I know about right now.
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You haven't lived. You really haven't lived until
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you. I'm actually a ghost.
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You haven't lived. Until you've taken your father.
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To the doctor and sat in there with him and he can't hear and
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and he doesn't have his hearing aids in.
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Who? Who knew?
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That that would be something that might be useful I thought.
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You were saying my father and I'm like then you and I'm like,
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is my does my father have hearing aids?
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Jesus Christ, he should. So he I took my father.
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You're going to have the same. Situation.
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Yeah, that, that was a that was a real trade.
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We'll say we'll save that for another day because this is this
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weekend is Mother's Day. It sure is.
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We're of course we're typical for us.
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We're we're behind in this will air.
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Day late in Dollar Shore. Always a day late.
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Dollar Shore. This will air after Mother's
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Day. But you know what?
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A tribute to the mothers here. Maybe I don't.
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Know and the motherfuckers. Oh.
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It's this exact same joke last year did.
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You really? Yeah, and I'm still offended.
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Shout out to the mothers and to the motherfuckers.
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No, we're. Not doing your shot for to them
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I don't know. The sauce, let's say our sauce,
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our sauce, it's a mother sauce there.
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Who knew there were sauces that are considered mother sauces,
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which all the other sauces then come from?
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It's true or derived. From I guess, we learned.
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This because we had to look up sauces.
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Yep. So today's sauce is a bechamel
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bechamel sauce. Bechamel sauce.
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It's. Pretty basic actually.
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It is. It is a a white sauce made by
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thickening milk with a white Roux, equal parts butter and
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flour. OK, in case anybody was
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wondering, it's true. Is there in case anybody want to
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make one of these? Right.
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Oh my gosh. OK, well, I didn't see did talk
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to you yesterday at all. Really.
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Well, maybe for about two minutes or so.
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A few. Minutes.
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We literally talked for an hour as I drove into the office.
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It felt like 2 minutes. I guess I meant I meant we
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talked on your way into work, but then after that I didn't
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really talk to you. So it's true I, well, I had to
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get you caught. Up.
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I'm alive real quick. Because I finished another book,
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so I had to give you the book before.
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The whole book, yes. Oh, I'm sorry, you tell.
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You weren't hanging on the end of your seat.
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Always. Come on.
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And then I had to tell you, we watched the Steven Spielberg
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documentary. You did tell me about.
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That so that we were talking. About the Holocaust, have you
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said this morning I said what do I want to talk about?
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And she said I am prepared to talk about the Holocaust.
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And I thought maybe no, maybe no, maybe.
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That might not be favorite topic though.
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Yeah, everybody's uplifting Saturday morning topics the.
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Holocaust. Now we have beef with Holocaust.
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We're not. We have.
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We shouldn't save that. We have major beef with the with
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the Nazis, I guess. The listeners.
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The listeners were unsure. They were, We are.
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We are not in favor. Strongly against Jesus, Do not.
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Do not, cannot recommend, wouldn't, could not say we
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should ever do again. Terrible.
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Let's avoid, let's avoid, let's avoid.
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No, well, because, because you know, and and maybe every kid
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doesn't go through this. Maybe I'm a special case.
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Maybe I'm a special strange case that I like in 7th grade when
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like you're learning about the Holocaust and and World War 2IN
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general not just though, but I was fascinated by the whole
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thing. It is it's it's a.
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Horrible like a. Train wreck.
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Horrible fascination because for most people you cannot imagine
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no the depths. Even.
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Hitting those those horrors. Yeah, I can't imagine.
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Yeah, like in the scale and and everything going on and World
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War 2 also just fascinating in general.
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Like it's insane to learn about it.
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And realize it actually happened.
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Yeah. So I, yeah, I won't, I won't go
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into it, but it was like I've at a young age, I was like, what,
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13 or something like that was like fascinating.
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Was like reading all these books and all this kind of stuff.
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So I was like, I'm prepared to discuss.
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No, we'll save that one for. Another, I would like to hope
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that our, our listeners are unified.
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They don't need us to convince them.
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You know, I don't think, I don't think this is going to be a
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persuasive discussion, but I, I think I'd like to hope that
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we're all on the same page. So, but no, but we're watching
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the Spielberg documentary and so of course it talks about he's
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made Schindler's List and he's, and also Jurassic Park in
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Indiana. Joe's and John's know that, but
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he did Schindler's List and Saving Private Ryan and it put
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those two back-to-back and it's just like excellent movies.
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Rough, rough you're. Right.
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Oh my gosh. OK, well, then I didn't last.
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I wanted to call you to talk about what we wanted to chat
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about today. But you were at.
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You were out partying. I was, I was, I was out.
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You went listen to Britney was there.
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Oh, OK, OK. It was my work, a bunch of work
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people. We have gone through a merge and
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so the US we were kind of absorbed in and so we that
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company, my our original, we just kind of a last hurrah, if
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you will. That's nice.
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So it was fun night. It was fun night.
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I learned about the lame is lobsters.
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Yeah, I didn't know. Text to me out of the blue.
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Which was funny if you've never seen the Esonelska with the the
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lame lame. Is with the lobsters and she's
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like. Yes, yes, I have it's.
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Hilarious. Well, because because I'm I'm
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I'll call her listener Erica, but I don't know that she's ever
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actually listened. She was there.
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Maybe someday she's there. And like, there's just kind of
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like a pause in the conversation.
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She goes, you seem lame is. And she does that.
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I like musicals. And like, yeah, of course she
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was like, no, no, with the lobsters.
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And nothing was ever going to prepare me for that.
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What? Kind of question.
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And I was like, no. And she was like.
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No one has ever seen. That she was so upset.
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So then I texted you. I said you know what my family
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watches SNLI bet they have. And sure, shit, you guys all
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immediately responded yes, we've all seen.
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Closet didn't. It oh, it's hilarious.
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It's hilarious. Go find it on YouTube.
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It's it's hilarious. So yeah, then we're out of the
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bar. We all, we had a couple drinks.
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I stayed out a lot later than I thought I was going to.
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I thought I was like, I'll I'll leave, I'll be home by 8:00 at
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the latest. It was not.
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I was out later than that, listener.
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I was out later than that. But, but it was a good time.
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No, we were all laughing. You guys have fun.
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I have. Have you ever had a green tea
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shot? No, I had not ever had one
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before last night. It was delicious.
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Really. Yeah.
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Yeah, it was good. What's?
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Well, I pulled it up so I could tell you because I didn't know.
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So it's Irish whiskey, like a, you know, like a Jamison or
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whatever, Peach schnapps, sweet and sour mix.
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But the girl who was making things she actually uses, like,
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lemonade, almost like a fresh, like lemon kind of stuff
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instead. And then Sprite, usually lime,
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lime soda. Oh, my God.
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Delicious. That sounds great.
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It was delicious. It does sound.
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Those were great. So I had one of those last
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night. They were it was delicious.
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I was going to ask you what's your go to drink when you go
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out? You know when you go to the bar
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and you like you got to order a mixed drink or something.
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What's your? What's your?
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Honestly, it's this is tough for me because I never really know
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what to order. And we were just, it's funny
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that you say this. We were just at a concert and
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saying we wanted to drink. And so I ordered, I don't know,
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Amarillo Sour, which I really. Love, that's why I go to that's
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I love an Amarillo sour, super yummy, but I love.
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I think I'm more of a rum girl, or tequila more so than, say,
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vodka. Yeah, but because I love a good
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Margarita, like a frozen one or a daiquiri young, you know,
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delicious. But, you know, you're not always
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going to be able to order a frozen drink, you know?
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So we, we get these and they're in these tiny little cups, you
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know, and they're way overpriced, of course.
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Oh, yeah. And then we see these other
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girls and they're walking around with these bigger, much bigger
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cups. And it's like the same price.
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And we're like, it was reddish in color, pinkish.
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We're like, man, what are they drinking?
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I want that. So Sam goes to the bar and asks
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the guy, what was what's that drink?
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And he's like, oh, I don't know. It's I just call it something
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fruity. And so he made us.
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It was awesome. He made us eat one we loved.
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It so the girl's probably doing like I'm just making something.
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Pretty something fruity. So I literally think I'm like,
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you know what? That's it.
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That's my go to. Just make me something fruity.
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Like I really. Because you know, it's like a
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sex on the beach or, you know, something like that, Like that's
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just, it's just. Sam likes a mojito, I think.
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And she does. I'm not.
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I don't like a. Mojito.
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I'm not a big mojito person. But I'm like, yeah, make me
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something fruity. I'm going to be happy.
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I love we call me we call. It's not exactly a mixed drink.
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We call it angry balls, which is shot of fireball and in like an
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angry orchard or like some kind of hard cider mixed together.
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So it's like a cinnamon apple thing.
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Delish. They'll get you.
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They'll sneak up on you because every time you drink when you're
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doing a shot of fire you. Are I don't, I don't.
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I can't do the fireball. That's no for me.
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I don't, I don't have cinnamon mixed mixed in with it.
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It's fine. Yeah.
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Oh yeah, yeah, Cinnamon. Yeah, we'll do like.
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In the fall, like a warm apple cider, you know, like in the
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crock pot or whatever. And then we get the old Smokey
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salty caramel whiskey and we'll mix that together that.
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Is some serious good stuff, you know.
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They have actually. I can't believe I forgot to tell
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you this. I.
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I I do not know them because you forgot to tell.
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Me. I know old Smokey.
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You know them? I love old Smokey.
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You love old Smokey. They have they have a a thing
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going on. OK, a sweet steaks.
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Oh, oh A. Sweepstakes OK now you may have
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recently received an e-mail from All Smoking.
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I have not. Well, you should have.
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I didn't. OK, unless I win my junk.
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Maybe probably did spam or something so they have win AVIP
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trip to Nashville. Oh my gosh, we got to sign up.
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So you, I did, you did look at, look at that.
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I, I, you can earn other entries.
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I did all of these. She did.
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She has a green check. For your friends via e-mail.
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I put your e-mail in like. Went to my junk then because I
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never got it. That's.
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Hilarious. You're going to have to sign up.
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Oh my gosh, you're going to. Sign 105 winners, it says.
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I don't know what that means. 105 people could win.
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That would be amazing. But it's like they pay, they pay
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to fly you and three people to Nashville do like a tasting, all
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that kind of stuff. They all smoke fun.
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So I was like, fuck, yeah, I'm going to sign up.
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I'm like. That's a good time.
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I was on, I was on a call with the guys on Monday.
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This is how I found out about this because we're talking about
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all smoking, because usually we all have a drink or something
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like that when we're on there. You guys.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And so usually I'll have a
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drink. And so I had some salty caramel
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whiskey and such and such. Good stuff.
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Pal lives in Tennessee, near Nashville, Ish.
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OK. He, I actually, I think he lives
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closer to Knoxville, where when we were because we were talking.
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About the in and out he was like.
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That's the first in and out I ever went to OH.
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You got to go and dine out. That's such good stuff.
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God damn, that was delicious. It is.
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So he's of course very familiar with the old Smokey, of course.
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And he, he goes. Can you imagine if I win this
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and they fly me from fucking Knoxville?
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That's in Nashville. Because there even an airport in
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Knoxville. That's hilarious, right?
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Exactly. So so the the well, the contest
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closes June 30th. I got to hurry up and sign up.
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I know this is my opportunity to get flown down to Nashville.
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I know, no purchase necessary. Oh, I don't even have the
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purchase, but I will, but I will.
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You know I. Will, but I will if it's from
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old Smokey. It's true.
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Oh, that's hilarious. Celebrate National Moonshine
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Week with our most exciting giveaway of the year.
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VIP trip to Nashville, Moonshine week.
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That that sounds like an amazing week.
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So yeah. So I, of course, signed up.
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OK. All right, I'll, I'll.
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So I was surprised that you do. That's what I meant to tell you.
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It's like if Anna gets an e-mail, it's me.
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I'm signing every. Told me to look.
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I signed you up, I signed Sam up, I'm signing Ashley up.
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I'm putting all my emails in there because every time we put
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an e-mail in, you get three more entries.
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Oh wow, so he has like 1000 entries in?
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Him I have like 27 entries. She.
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Feels like everybody's work. All her work people, all their
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emails are in there. Every every every work person.
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That's great. That's.
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Hilarious. I'm I'm getting to Tennessee.
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Just go. You can just go.
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There, you're killing. Me.
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Man, that's good stuff. Oh my God, that's so funny.
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Well, that's funny. You know what?
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Nobody deserves a drink more than a mom.
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It's true. I'll bring it back.
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I'll bring it back. And I can guarantee you that
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there are a lot of moms out there who.
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Not only deserve it, but need need a drink.
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I think any pregnant woman probably needs a drink, right?
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But unfortunately they can't have one.
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They hate to see it a little bit.
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Need to see it. Yeah.
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A friend of mine, we just had a baby shower for her daughter,
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and I brought her this really awesome wine that we love.
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I bought something for the baby and then something for mom.
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Right? Yeah.
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And she opened up and she was so excited because she was like,
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actually on their honeymoon, whatever, there's somebody given
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they've gotten that same and they loved it.
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And so she was like, yes, this is after the baby's born.
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So that was exciting. Yeah, I was really happy that
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she liked it. Do you know?
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Anyway, that's kind of funny. OK, so we, Ashley and I, OK at
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our when we got married, we got this like box thing and it holds
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a bottle of wine and you can put in like then we put our vows in
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there. And you are supposed to like
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write a letter, read to each other kind of like all the
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reasons why you love them. And it's like if you ever have a
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hard time in your marriage, you can crack it open.
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Had the wine read the reason and you know, and all those kind of
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stuff. The letters.
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Yeah. Now I can't.
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I don't know where it is. I'm pretty sure it's at my
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inlaws house. Luckily we've not needed it.
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OK, good. I mean, but but I was, I was
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just thinking about it the other day.
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I'm. Like I got a bottle of wine out
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there somewhere. Where is that?
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It's probably the Roscato. Oh Yum, I love that, you know
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what I mean? Yeah, I think I prefer that
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whatever the blue is that you get that white one, it's a
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white. I think I prefer it.
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I got it. I think I prefer it over the
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Roscato. It's so.
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Good, I can't remember the name of that, I'll have to post a
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picture of it. And you know, the bottle is so
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beautiful. It's like blue in it.
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Yep, it's blue with this beautiful like I guess it's a
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flower design Yeah, but the wine is not even better than the
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bottle. So it's, but it's.
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But it's like a white wine. It's not the red I feel like is
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just like it's heavy Roscato. And I'm like, I don't, I don't,
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I don't want that. I want to be weighed down by
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roscato. And if you light bubbly, I mean
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the white. OK, whatever you say.
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Yeah. So, but you know what?
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I got a Zodiac. Do you want to?
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Do that first, I'll do. Yeah, you and I will.
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All right. Well, since we've been talking
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about cocktails, drinks. I got the.
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And the moms. And the moms.
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And the moms? Deserve a drink?
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That you deserve a drink. You deserve a drink.
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I've got. What is your cocktail based on
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your Zodiac song. There you go.
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OK. What cocktails do you have?
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I'm. I'm interested.
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All right, Aries. Aries, you're a cinnamon spice,
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old fashioned. Oh, OK.
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Aries, you're bold, ambitious and full of fire.
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This uncomplicated cocktail pays homage to your desire for
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directness and to the passion with which you tackle any
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challenge. Do you know what's in this?
18:37
Sure. Spice Rum Spice.
18:39
Aloha. Yeah.
18:41
It sounds Hawaiian and it's a spice room.
18:44
There you go. Cinnamon simple syrup OK Several
18:48
pieces of orange peel and kumquat or orange slices for
18:52
garnish for. Garnish kumquat.
18:53
Have you never had No. I'm what the fuck?
18:57
I've heard of it, but it's like a little tiny small citrus
19:03
fruits nicknamed the little gems of the citrus family.
19:06
Little gem of the citrus family. We've been missing out on the
19:09
little gem of the inspector on the arm.
19:13
Oh my God, I'll have. To find some kumquats.
19:15
Kumquats. I had no ID.
19:19
Oh, OK, Who's next after Aries? I think I would know by now,
19:23
but. I didn't.
19:25
Taurus. Taurus, you are a tropical
19:28
boozy. Brunch sip.
19:29
That's going to be amazing. So you give me something, Look
19:31
at the colour of it. Look at that, look at that, look
19:33
at that full. Taurus, you're the guru of
19:36
luxury and treating yourself right.
19:37
Pamper your little bull self with this.
19:41
Fantastic. With this elegant cocktail that
19:45
would be perfect for a fancy boozy brunch.
19:47
Look at that. Oh, look at this.
19:49
Look at that, what's in that was that papaya hit me with those
19:52
directions. 2 tablespoons directions.
19:54
No ingredients. There are the directions down
19:57
here. Directions are.
19:58
There too, OK. All right, pink dragon fruit
20:01
puree dragon fruit, another Koloa kawaii coconut rum.
20:05
They really like, we're just going to say coconut rum, light
20:09
colored tropical fruit juice blend, dash of soda water and
20:15
cacao rum and coquat half fruit rush.
20:19
Another. Coquat, OK or coquat.
20:21
All right, right, there it is. Yeah, there it is, sitting there
20:24
on the side where it is. This our Zodiac today comes from
20:28
the rogue brusselsprout.com. The rogue Brussels sprout.com.
20:34
That's excellent, Excellent. All right Gemini, you are a
20:38
mango basil mojito. Sam loves the mojito.
20:43
Gemini, you're playful and driven by curiosity.
20:45
Just like the flavors in this non traditional mojito.
20:48
It's perfect to serve up at all the summer parties you're
20:50
probably planning. I love mango, yeah.
20:53
I do love a good mango. Oh, look at this.
20:55
If I look at. Oh, it's beautiful.
20:57
It's beautiful. I might like it if it had mango
20:59
in it. All right.
21:00
All right, fresh basil leaves, cubes of raw sugar, white rum,
21:06
mango juice, fresh squeezed lime juice, club soda to top, a sprig
21:11
of basil to garnish and a lime wedge to garnish.
21:15
Wow, no. Kumquat for this one.
21:16
No kumquat. But that might clash with.
21:19
The oh, it's it's like these are the cube brown sugar.
21:21
Oh, I see. It is like a cube of brown.
21:23
Interesting, interesting 'cause they did say so basically just
21:26
let your brown sugar get really hard in the.
21:31
Pan chisel off. A couple of cubes, toss in
21:33
several. Cubes, you're ready.
21:35
I am fascinated by bartending. Do you know like mixed?
21:38
Doing mixed drinks, remember? We when we were at that book
21:40
sale and we. Found that I still have mixed
21:42
drink books yeah, it's the most it's the biggest posted that and
21:46
posted Oh yeah, of course it's on my.
21:47
Shelf I need you to take a picture of that and we'll post
21:50
it because it is We found this this gem of a book at A at A at
21:54
a book sale one year for like and you bought it for like a.
21:58
Quarter or something yeah, it's like it's a super old book.
22:01
It's like small. It fits in the bottom of your
22:03
hand and it's I think it's some kind of brand of alcohol, you
22:07
know, so it's like it's like cruel, you know, mixed dream
22:12
Galilee. The name of it is so good and I
22:15
I'll have to look it up posted. Abby will say the name of it.
22:18
Here we'll put it in. Posted at Abby here.
22:21
The name of the book was Old Mr. Boston Deluxe, Official
22:25
Bartender's Guide. And we'll we'll post a pic
22:28
because we like it's. So fun, but it's all mixed
22:30
drinks and different things. It's so fun.
22:33
But I I'm fascinated by like the I don't have no idea how to make
22:36
anything and I don't know any mixed drinks and so I don't.
22:39
Usually become good at that, because then you could.
22:41
I thought about it but it's drink.
22:42
It's kind of expensive. It's a bit expensive.
22:45
You're not wrong. Right, all right, here we go.
22:47
Cancer, Cancer. You are Coconut Ginger rum.
22:50
Fizz. Oh, interesting.
22:52
Cancer, your sensitive crab self, likes to be safe and cozy.
22:55
Just like the warming flavors in this cocktail.
22:58
The coconut rum pays homage to the fact that the ocean and
23:01
tropics are in your salt. Oh, that's, look at that.
23:04
Oh wow, look at that. See, that's the other thing.
23:06
Whoever did the pictures did a great.
23:08
Job. Good job.
23:08
Look at these flowers. Look at that, gorgeous.
23:10
Gorgeous OK Coconut rum, fresh squeezed lime juice, low sugar
23:17
ginger beer, dark rum and a language.
23:21
For garnish, yeah, your dad would like.
23:23
That he would. All right, Leo, you are spiced
23:27
hibiscus daiquiri. Leo, you love to be in the
23:30
spotlight. Just like this show stopping
23:32
pink daiquiri. It's full of drama and charisma
23:35
and sure to be the center of attention.
23:37
It's also a bit extra, just like you look at that Here I can
23:40
turn. This a little what is that?
23:42
As soon as the star. It has a well, you know what?
23:44
It has A fruit in the shape of a star.
23:47
Has a garnish. Let's see.
23:48
All right. A spice, rum, fresh squeezed
23:51
fresh squeezed lime juice, hibiscus, simple syrup and a
23:55
star fruit slice to garnish. Star fruit slice to garlic.
23:58
Can you say that? Star fruit slice for garnish?
24:01
For garnish. Really cute, actually.
24:03
The star fruit on there. Yeah.
24:05
It's in the shape of a star. Nice.
24:07
OK, Piece of a star. OK, Virgo, you are a Rosemary
24:11
grapefruit old. Fashioned.
24:13
Oh, interesting. I heard of that.
24:14
Grapefruit. I love grapefruit.
24:16
I would. I think it tastes like the
24:20
acidity in your mouth after you vomit it.
24:24
Is it literally? I remember I had.
24:26
I thought it was like the I thought it was an orange.
24:29
It was like the biggest orange I've ever seen.
24:31
Did. You take a big old bite out of
24:32
it. Yep.
24:33
Oh, it was, it was so horrible. It why literally I was like, I,
24:41
I was at your house. Yeah, I was in your.
24:44
I was like, oh. Dad and I both like grapefruit.
24:45
I love. Ruby red I used to love.
24:47
Ruby red grape. The Ruby red grape.
24:49
Oh. I love it so much.
24:50
Gorgeous. It's so delicious.
24:51
But then I had to go through chemo and I can only drink
24:55
things that were warm. Do you remember this?
24:57
Yes. And so your dad would literally
24:59
have to put it in the microwave and warm it up.
25:02
And so I can never drink it again.
25:05
For you. The Ruby red creeper juice.
25:08
All right, Virgo, you know what? You know that beauty lies in the
25:11
details. Just like in this very classic
25:14
cocktail, fragrant Rosemary and bitter grapefruit echo your
25:18
grounded personality and reinforce your ties to the
25:21
earth. That's so.
25:22
Interesting to me. Oh, Rosemary, look at that.
25:27
Look at that. I'm amazed.
25:29
Gold Rum, Rosemary, simple syrup, several pieces of
25:33
grapefruit peel, grapefruit slice for garnish and a sprig of
25:36
Rosemary for garnish. Wow, that's what's in it.
25:39
Interesting. Oh, no, this one.
25:41
Libra, you are Pineapple run Sunrise.
25:45
That looks delicious. That looks awesome.
25:47
I eat the shit out of that. Yeah.
25:48
I love drink, drink. You're gonna eat the I'm gonna.
25:50
Eat that vibe. Then I'm gonna drink the shit
25:52
out of it, Libra. Libra, you find peace through
25:55
balance and harmony. This chic, layered drink pays
25:59
homage to your love of symmetry and your and to your excellent
26:03
aesthetic tastes. Oh, that is, look at it.
26:05
That's gonna be super yummy. All right.
26:10
One ounce of Campari. Campari who?
26:12
Knows. I don't know what that is,
26:13
Campari, I guess, but some kind of some kind of who knows?
26:17
I don't know what that is I've. Never heard of it.
26:18
Campari Pineapple. Juice, dark rum and pineapple
26:22
slice for garnish. So it's What the fuck is
26:25
Campari? Look it up.
26:28
Liqueur the red Italian bitter, it says.
26:33
Oh, OK. What does Campari taste like?
26:38
It tastes bitter with citrusy and spicy notes.
26:42
So I guess mixed, you know, it's a little bitter, citrusy kind of
26:46
thing mixed with pineapple juice and dark rum that probably is
26:48
pretty good. Going to be great with.
26:50
The pineapple for garnish. Look at it.
26:51
Look at that, it looks. Amazing.
26:53
All right, Scorpio, you are. Passion fruit Ginger rum fizz.
26:59
Scorpio, you're known for your passion and beguiling ways.
27:03
This zippy passion fruit and ginger cocktail pays homage to
27:07
your mysterious, intimate, spicy personality look.
27:11
At that I can't say. That.
27:14
Look at that. I'm going to try all of these.
27:17
Look at. The ice is settled at the
27:18
bottom. I'm interested.
27:20
That's the other thing about the like mixed drinks is like the
27:23
chemistry, the science. True that like 'cause well, you
27:27
can have these things and they sit on top because they're they
27:29
don't mix. But I think that I think it's a
27:31
fascinating all right. White rum pulp from one passion
27:35
fruit, several pieces of crystallized ginger.
27:39
This is really fancy. Finely diced, I know.
27:41
Finely diced low sugar ginger beer and a sprig of mint for
27:45
garnish. Wow, look at it.
27:47
Look. At the sprig.
27:49
Is this passion fruit? I guess so.
27:52
It doesn't look advertising at all.
27:53
No, it doesn't. It looks kind of gross.
27:55
It looks like oh what does it look like I.
27:58
Don't know, looks like a bunch of.
28:01
Dark seeds. It looks like the feeling of her
28:03
pecan pie a little bit. OK, well, I don't know what
28:06
you're. Saying but but I would think
28:07
you're wrong. But anyway, I'm so let.
28:09
Down by pecan pie. I had one bite of it one time
28:11
and I was like, oh, really good. And so then I went to, went to
28:15
the whole childhood church picnic one year, got myself a
28:17
slice of pecan pie. I ate 2 bites of it and I was
28:22
like, it's too much now it's slimy and I doubt it's too much.
28:25
And Sam was like, you moron, you fool, you know you want the
28:28
pumpkin pie. And why would you ever get
28:30
anything other than like I'm? Sorry, what were you thinking?
28:33
I know I love. Pecan pies.
28:35
All right, Sagittarius. OK, you're a cacao.
28:38
Chai. Boozy iced coffee.
28:40
Oh yes, bring it on. Let's see it.
28:42
Sagittarius, you were born to explore, wander and seek
28:44
adventure. The exotic flavors in this drink
28:47
speak to your fiery spirit, intensity and desire to roam,
28:50
while the coffee gives you energy.
28:52
Perfect. It's perfect.
28:53
Look at it. Look at that.
28:54
Look at that. Sweet.
28:56
Sweet. All right, You need a cold brew
28:59
coffee, Cacao, rum, Chai, simple syrup.
29:05
What is that? Several pieces of orange peel
29:07
and an orange slice for garnish. Oh man.
29:09
I wouldn't try that for sure. That's amazing.
29:11
I feel like this is going to be the easiest one I think I could
29:13
put together. I think I could get I could get
29:15
coffee. Sure.
29:16
Rum, simple syrup and an orange. I don't care if he even has an
29:20
orange. Peel.
29:20
Exactly, Exactly. I could I could put that
29:22
together. I could put that one together.
29:23
That's worth a try. All right, All right, Capricorn,
29:29
I have a ginger coffee martini. Oh wow.
29:32
I'm I don't, I don't know that I've I've never had a martini,
29:36
but I have I have read what is in a martini and I don't think I
29:40
would enjoy it. There are, there's this martini
29:42
bar over in, in Saint Louis somewhere and we went one time
29:45
with some friends and I got one that was like a thin Mint type.
29:50
Oh, like a Andy's mint type chocolate.
29:52
Oh, and mint. And it was a very.
29:54
Good, but that is. But it was very strong.
29:56
Well, I've heard that. Yeah.
29:58
And so, yeah, martinis just kind of knocked me on my butt.
30:00
But, and there aren't they vodka?
30:01
Based. We'll, we'll find out.
30:04
That's fine. OK.
30:06
Capricorn, you work so hard at achieving your goals.
30:09
Unwind at the end of a long day with a simple dessert drink
30:12
featuring soothing ginger. OK.
30:14
Honestly. You know what?
30:15
They know me. Yeah.
30:16
Look at that. They're true.
30:17
It's true. I worked hard today.
30:20
What is the cheapest strongest thing you have?
30:23
Right, right. All right.
30:25
Coffee, rum, simple ginger, simple syrup, ginger slice for
30:30
garnish and piece of crystallized ginger for garnish.
30:35
So it's just coffee, rum basically, and syrup.
30:38
Wow, that's going to be. Strong that is going to knock me
30:41
on my ass. This the picture of it.
30:43
This is just. It is just.
30:44
You will not just unwind black, you will.
30:46
The dark brown unravel I I assume that it's coffee flavored
30:51
and there's no actual coffee. You know what I mean?
30:54
Because Can you imagine it's an upper and a downer roll at the
30:56
same time all together? Yeah.
30:59
I once I had AI won't name this person because I think they
31:02
listen to the podcast sometimes. We went to a bar down at
31:06
Carbondale, OK, and they had a special on, I forget.
31:11
It was like Thursday nights or whatever, and they were $5
31:13
pictures. Oh yes.
31:15
Now the picture was like those little short squat things that
31:18
you get like the the homecoming, you know, the town homecoming
31:21
and stuff, $5 whatever you wanted.
31:24
OK, picture. OK so I course 5 dollars $5 slap
31:30
that sucker down. Pinch your amoritus sour.
31:32
Oh my God. Boom.
31:33
Anything that's. Whatever anything you want to.
31:35
If you want to just straight vodka.
31:37
Technically, Oh my. God, technically, you can have
31:40
that. You can have it.
31:41
OK, Now this person I know $5 Red Bull and vodka.
31:47
Oh, I can't even I, I, I think this person got halfway through.
31:52
Then I drink the other half because I'm the trash can of
31:54
alcohol. Drink whatever.
31:55
Yeah, it was not good. It sounds terrible, like it
31:59
doesn't even sound like it'll, but it's.
32:01
Good energy drink and vodka. 1 is a strong upper, 1 is a
32:04
strong. Downer it was going to I looked
32:06
it up. Typically a martini is made with
32:08
gin and dry vermouth. But can you can replace vodka
32:12
and do a vodka martini? I think that's how I don't like
32:14
Martini. This is a rum, I guess martini
32:16
because this is just rum and syrup.
32:18
So I guess you could just make it with whatever.
32:19
You want and call it a martini as long as you put in one of
32:22
these glasses. You put in the fancy glass, It's
32:24
a martini, OK? Aquarius Aquarius, you're a
32:28
coconut citrus rum punch. Perfect.
32:31
Rum Rum punch. What is that?
32:35
From that's, that's Mary Poppins.
32:37
Mary Poppins. That's what her fucking medicine
32:40
tastes like. You're right.
32:41
She was a boozy bitch. She was no man.
32:47
She got me on that. One well, cuz.
32:48
Cuz we're in the the very secret side of your regular irregular,
32:53
we can't say it. Irregular witches.
32:55
Irregular witches. Yeah.
32:57
And that's the one that she goes It's, it's kind of like
33:00
cerulean. See, she goes and there's the
33:02
the kids that are there. Magical.
33:05
Powers. Right.
33:05
They have magical powers and they're all orphans and and
33:09
such. And she's there to like, teach
33:12
the magic. And she pulls out of the car
33:15
like all of her stuff. And she pulls like an entire koi
33:18
pond. She.
33:18
Has like a. Little VW bug or something,
33:21
right? A little tiny car, Yeah, she.
33:23
Pulls that? Yeah, pulls out an entire koi
33:25
pond. Whole koi pond.
33:26
Greenhouse Dog. Yeah, all all this stuff comes
33:29
out and the, and the little girl's like 7.
33:31
She's like, that was some serious, very popping shit right
33:34
there. She did.
33:36
I was so good I had to pause. I left my ass off.
33:39
Though I left my ass off. OK, Yeah.
33:41
Rum punch. OK, here we go.
33:43
Aquarius, you're open minded and eccentric, a bit of a rebel at
33:46
heart. This is that's Olivia to a team
33:48
that was. This is the most Olivia sentence
33:50
I've ever read in my life. Yeah, this unconventional
33:53
citrusy rum punch celebrates your free spirit.
33:57
This looks oh so yummy. Look at that.
34:00
Want one right now? We're going to.
34:02
We're going to go. We're going to go, you and I,
34:06
before Mother's Day. I will buy for you and you will.
34:08
And then we'll give it at your house.
34:10
OK? We'll get you a little mixed
34:12
drink thing, and then we'll make these drinks.
34:13
Mixed drinks. That's what we'll do for
34:15
Mother's Day. All right.
34:16
Coconut rum, orange juice, grapefruit juice, fresh squeezed
34:22
lime juice, dark rum and assorted citrus slices for
34:26
garnish. Yum.
34:27
That's grapefruit, orange and lime.
34:30
I think you would like that. Yeah, yeah.
34:33
Sounds amazing. That's pretty good.
34:36
One more. Pisces.
34:37
Last but not least, Pisces, you're a tropical ocean mojito.
34:40
OK Pisces, the ocean is in your soul.
34:44
The This mojito is a bit whimsical and plays to your
34:47
emotional, sensitive nature while also honoring your
34:50
intimate connection with the sea.
34:52
Oh, look at it. Beautiful.
34:54
What are those? Are those just gems?
34:56
What is what they put in there? It's.
34:57
Probably ice. Let's find out.
35:02
A pinch of blue. Spirulina.
35:05
Spirulina. What in the world?
35:07
What? The fuck is it?
35:09
I don't. Know oh blue-green algae that's
35:13
packed with vitamins, minerals, antioxidants of protein?
35:16
It's a super food. It's a powder.
35:18
What? OK, you're going to put put a
35:20
pinch of. That it's algae.
35:21
Pinch of algae. Pinch of algae, but it's got to
35:22
be blue. A bar spoon of hot water.
35:25
OK. Well, you got to, you got to
35:27
dissolve the powder, I guess. I guess OK. 10 specifically.
35:34
Specifically 1010 fresh mint leaves.
35:36
Wow, several cubes of raw sugar that brown sugar were talking
35:40
earlier. Coconut rum.
35:43
It's fresh squeezed lime juice, club soda to top and the sprig
35:47
of mint. For garnish, very interesting
35:49
looking and sounding and you're getting some algae.
35:52
Look at that. Look at that and it's good for
35:54
you, no. Well, I don't think that'd go
35:57
that. Far call the algae stuff a
35:58
superfood. Ingredient Note Blue spirulina
36:02
is an edible type of algae with a bright blue color and
36:05
virtually no taste. Has many health benefits.
36:08
You can find it at specialty food stores or online.
36:11
It dissolves best in hot water, so dissolving first will be more
36:14
successful than adding it to a cocktail in its powdered form.
36:17
Cheers cheers. Thank you.
36:21
The rogue Brussels sprout. That was excellent.
36:24
Now we're going to go learn how to do some mixed drinks.
36:26
This is going to be. Taste some of.
36:28
Those remember when I was like, oh, these are going to be my,
36:30
these are my like goals for 2025.
36:33
I don't think I've done a single one of them, but I I'll learn
36:37
how to make a mixed drink. We'll do that.
36:39
Absolutely, absolutely should learn how to make at least one
36:42
right. I I mean.
36:44
Certainly, hopefully one that I like and then and as long as you
36:48
know how to make. Wine.
36:49
I need to learn how to make an amorita sour.
36:50
That's what I want to know, because that's what I want to.
36:52
Drink OK then. All right, sometimes when I'm at
36:56
home, if I have some coconut rum and I've got some juice and I'll
36:59
just make my own, I'll just make my own caution again.
37:02
Again, as long as it's something fruity, I'm happy.
37:04
It's true. It's yummy so.
37:07
Yeah. Oh, man.
37:09
All right. Well, moms, well, moms, go out,
37:14
have a drink. Have a drink if you can.
37:17
I hope. You hope.
37:17
Everybody listening had a great Mother's Day.
37:20
Whether you're a mom of human babies, fur babies, if you've
37:26
had to take your dad to the to the doctor, you've done some
37:30
nurturing in your life. Happy Mother's Day to.
37:32
Everybody right if you're a mother fucker.
37:33
Jesus. Christ, where did I go wrong,
37:37
Listener? Where?
37:38
Did I go wrong? Well, there's still some time.
37:40
OK, I I actually wrote down some funny stories.
37:42
I think we were, yeah. We kind of discussed some funny
37:45
mom stories. I thought I might tell, I might
37:48
tell all the podcasts, tell the listeners.
37:50
My my mom is my mom's pretty funny.
37:57
We for some reason we were talking about this.
37:59
My nephew's from Minnesota, call her mean grandma.
38:02
Yes. And we think it stems from my
38:05
mom really, really likes to play games.
38:07
Yes, we we like to play games. So it works out perfectly.
38:10
Play a lot of games. And but my mom has never been
38:12
the kind of person that will let you win.
38:14
No, you're never. She's going to.
38:16
Never let you win. Yeah, you play to win, you know.
38:20
You play to win the game, no? She's not harsh or anything but
38:23
she was never going to let as even as as a kid.
38:25
But if we're playing, sorry, she's taking you out.
38:28
Yeah, she's going to take you. Especially now we're all adults
38:30
too. It's like she'll literally look
38:32
you in the. Face and be like die die.
38:36
So she'll look in the face, die. We play, she loves to play Pass
38:40
the Trash and the the iconic line from Pass the Trash was she
38:44
told us, I do not like to sit out.
38:47
My mom wants to play the game, you know, so, so yeah, my
38:51
nephews call her mean grandma, which is hilarious, but she's
38:53
really not. She's very, very not.
38:55
She loves her grandkids so. Yeah.
38:57
Yeah, the the my favorite story when she used to when they first
39:04
got AVCR, a classic. She learned how to record things
39:08
that were on TV. Yes.
39:10
OK. And so she she'd set it up and
39:12
set the recording time and she'd.
39:14
Have it was awesome. You can DDR in there.
39:16
Yeah. And you could record when I just
39:17
DVR it. Yeah.
39:19
And my dad wanted her to record something for him that was going
39:22
to be on. And for some reason he turned it
39:26
off. She had it all set up to record
39:29
and he had turned it off. And she discovered it and said,
39:32
who turned this off? My own?
39:36
My entire. I think most of us were over.
39:38
There for some occasion you know whether it was a birthday party
39:41
or whatever and she's. Yelling Who turned this off?
39:44
And my dad's like, well, I turned it off.
39:48
And she says to him, well, you just screwed yourself again.
39:54
You just screwed. Yourself again, Tom and my
39:58
brothers and I, we look each other, and we our.
40:00
Eyes are like real big and like oh shit.
40:04
And we're trying not to laugh, but it's hilarious and.
40:07
He's in deep shit, he's in so much trouble.
40:10
So he just goes on this rant. I had to set up to record for
40:15
you. And then it's the second time
40:16
you've turned it off, like gets him out and he's like.
40:21
And we are. Just trying so hard not to laugh
40:24
and finally she gets there with a rant and she like goes
40:27
somewhere, like walks away, whatever.
40:29
And then we all. Just yeah.
40:32
We all just looted, so that is kind of a line that we say to my
40:35
family all the time. You just screwed.
40:36
Yourself again. It wasn't just you just screwed
40:38
up, it was again the fact that he had done it.
40:42
Multiple times we lost our shit. Oh my God.
40:45
So that is good. So that was pretty funny.
40:48
That's really good. Oh man.
40:50
You just screwed yourself again. Again.
40:52
Yeah, So holy shit. I I have I have a thing with.
40:57
For some reason I really have a a struggle to to find my words.
41:03
I know, especially when. She knows.
41:06
She knows how you. Lately I've been combining 2
41:09
words to make a new. Word.
41:11
That's a new thing that I know happening.
41:12
Because they're, I think of the most recent episode you, you
41:15
said something, you combined something together.
41:17
You're like, cut that out. And I go, that's dated.
41:19
You're like, please, It's it's dated.
41:21
Listener No. It's a new, it's a new word that
41:23
I've made-up. I, I have trouble with this and
41:27
I wrote this down because this was kind of funny.
41:29
So you know how your phone screen, you can make it brighter
41:32
or darker? Yeah.
41:34
And I, I saw this funny thing that a dude was it was a comedy
41:38
stand up. And he said basically his mom
41:43
had called him and said my phone.
41:45
I, I, I don't know what happened.
41:47
I think I've, I think I've discovered the dark web.
41:50
He said what? What are you talking about?
41:53
He's like. My phone went black.
41:55
I can't get I can't get out of it.
41:56
I can't see anything. I.
41:58
Think I'm on the dark web. I don't know what to do and.
42:03
Let's. He's like, you just need to turn
42:08
up the brightness on your home. You're not on the dark web, so.
42:16
That was pretty funny because then it it reminded me of this
42:19
time that we were going through the McDonald's.
42:21
Drive. It's really good and funny this.
42:24
More this more little lady thought she was it, stumbled
42:26
onto the dark. We're going through the
42:28
McDonald's drive through and I have the app on my phone so I
42:30
can give get a code to get, you know, whatever you get a little
42:33
cheaper, a little discount. Yeah, and I'm trying to get the
42:37
code to pull up. And you know how?
42:38
Your dad is in the drive through.
42:40
He's terrible. You should never let your never
42:41
let your dad go to the drive through.
42:42
For one, he doesn't stop and give the order.
42:45
He inches along the whole time he's ordering.
42:47
What, what? On the brake way?
42:48
So we're like jerk. All the way, jerk, jerk, jerk,
42:51
jerk, jerk, all the way. I know.
42:52
Finally, we literally now if he is in the drive through and if
42:54
he's in the driver's seat, we literally say just stop.
42:56
Put it in part. Put it in part.
42:57
Like he won't just stop. I, I think he thinks that he's
43:00
just going to order very quickly and then move on.
43:03
But you're ordering if you're ordering for more than one
43:04
person or if you're ordering more than just like a drink.
43:07
Honestly, that's not going to happen exactly because first of
43:09
all, they're going to ask you a million questions.
43:10
You're going to use the app, what's your code?
43:12
You're going to round up, you know, you're not going to just
43:14
move on quickly. Do you know, we were on the time
43:16
we went to the Taco Bell and he was like, I'm like, you would
43:19
pull. Up roll my window down.
43:20
And pull. Pull around.
43:23
Let's go. We pulled up so that you're with
43:25
the passenger seat behind him. Was by the speaker you ordered.
43:28
Yeah. Because he can't handle it.
43:29
He's terrible. It was.
43:30
Perfect. Yeah, I'm trying to.
43:32
I'm trying to give him a code. He's freaking out.
43:34
Well it's it's my turn, I need the code.
43:36
I said I can't get it. My screen went dark.
43:38
I'm trying to make it loud. That's what I said I.
43:42
Tried to make my screen loud. I meant.
43:45
Bright, I said loud. And so of course, we.
43:48
You were on the dark. Web.
43:49
I was on the dark web, so now I laugh because I think I'm on the
43:52
dark web and my screen goes dark.
43:54
Do you have this issue with Wayne?
43:57
Maybe not. He's usually immediately asleep
43:58
as soon as he gets in bed. OK, yeah, yeah, he goes right.
44:02
We're we're getting me and Ash. We're going to go to bed, right?
44:04
OK, we're in bed. I'm on my phone.
44:06
I turn my brightness all the way down because it's light.
44:08
The lights are off. Yes.
44:10
You know it's dark over here. Ashley's phone is powered by the
44:14
fucking sun. Apparently that's my phone.
44:17
I'm like, that's like, can you turn the brightness down on your
44:20
phone? When you get old and your
44:24
eyeballs don't work anymore and you have to have light in order
44:26
to see your light looks like your phone is very bright, then
44:30
God bless. Yes.
44:33
Another story I will tell you. This is something that you said
44:35
to me. I was, I was feeling very salty
44:37
one day at work and I said, I'm not checking my emails.
44:40
Everybody's going to get in line.
44:41
I'm doing my stuff 1st and then I had a doctor appointment.
44:43
I said and I'm going to the doctor 1:00 and then I'm not.
44:45
Coming back and you said to. Me.
44:49
Why are they going to put you down?
44:52
That's what you said to me. They're going to put you down.
44:55
I made the mistake of taking a drink right at that moment, so
44:58
of course I. Spew my drink everywhere I.
45:03
Was like, what? Why are they going to put you
45:05
down and I'm not coming back? I'm.
45:07
Coming back. What in The Who says that to
45:12
their mother? Who says that?
45:15
Someone with a very funny daughter.
45:16
I can tell you I've never said that to my mother, ever.
45:20
Now one time I did get in trouble because I was down in
45:22
the basement and I was playing all by myself.
45:24
I don't know where my rest of my siblings were, but I was playing
45:26
all by myself and I was in kindergarten and I had heard the
45:32
word swear. And so I was downstairs.
45:35
I swear, I swear. And my mom is at the comes to
45:39
the top steps because she heard me.
45:40
And she says, don't say that word we don't say.
45:43
I swear. I don't know why she didn't want
45:44
me to say that. Yes.
45:46
And I was just like, I'm sure I did the massive eye roll because
45:49
I was sassy. And you were out of sight.
45:51
And I was out. Of sight you couldn't see me and
45:54
I just just like okay and she walked away and I said it again
45:57
of course I swear I. Swear she goes back and she's
46:00
like. Anna, I told you we're not going
46:03
to see you say that word, OK? And I thought she had walked
46:07
away and I was downstairs and said I don't know who she thinks
46:10
she is. And my mom was still at the top
46:16
of the set. She heard that too.
46:18
She goes, she thinks. She's your mother and you get
46:21
upstairs right now. So I had to go upstairs and get
46:24
punished. I don't know what she thinks.
46:26
She's her mother. Thanks to her mother.
46:28
Get up here. She gotta go sit and die, ma.
46:30
It's a nice sassy ma. And there's a you would
46:36
probably, you'd probably just heard that phrase as well.
46:39
Didn't really even know what I meant.
46:41
I don't know she. Probably said that about me.
46:47
But it's one of the things the. Things that we hear from our
46:49
mothers that we say, because you were playing in your little
46:53
kitchen set when you were little and you put your Dolly in the
46:56
high chair and you looked right at your Dolly and you said,
46:59
don't you move from that spot? It was I'm like I was told for
47:05
many times. I was living all the time.
47:07
I thought he was like, oh, oh boy.
47:08
I say that to her a lot. Don't you move from that.
47:13
Spot Now you were lucky your doll was not going to move.
47:16
Because I don't remember you. Because what?
47:18
Growing up we had the, the, the, the house phone was not
47:22
cordless, right? Still had the cord.
47:25
And I remember you when you were young, or at least I thought I
47:28
thought that you had gone you had to get the extended cord,
47:31
the longer cord, right, because, because the other cord I could
47:36
be out of reach too easily. And so you had the Super long
47:39
cord so you could chase me down. Yes, the minute.
47:42
I got on the phone. Abby knew that she could get
47:45
into all kinds of mischief. Yes.
47:47
There is a radius that I could not be within, but otherwise all
47:50
that's wrong. And then when we got the
47:52
cordless phone, she knew she was in trouble.
47:54
Well, I was like you got the extendo cord.
47:55
I did get the jumbo long cord so I could grab your little ass.
47:59
Yeah. She's last.
48:00
Suing me. Blast.
48:02
Yeah, swinging the door to the airfare catcher.
48:05
Oh my gosh. She's she's, she's throwing the
48:08
she's tying up like a calf. Oh my gosh.
48:11
Yeah. Then we finally thank God for
48:13
cordless phones, because I tell you what, I was in trouble with
48:16
you. By that time, I by the time we
48:18
got a cordless phone, Anna. You were old enough to know
48:21
better. Exactly.
48:22
I still. Needed to be subtle.
48:23
I still needed to chase you now, though.
48:25
That's true. Oh, my gosh.
48:28
The other story I was going to. I was going to tell a story
48:29
about your grandma or your dad's mom.
48:31
Yeah. I don't think I know what the.
48:32
Story is, oh, boy, the story is very funny.
48:35
When Abby was in high school, she played softball.
48:39
Played softball your whole life? Probably, yeah.
48:41
Well, I was, for context, I was going, I was a freshman because,
48:46
and I had gone to Catholic school up to that point.
48:48
There's only 23 kids in my class.
48:49
And now I'm going to public school, right?
48:51
And so there's like 250 kids in my class now, and I didn't know
48:55
most of them, obviously, right, You know, but I've been down the
48:58
sun. Play ball, playing ball.
49:01
So I'm super. Tan And you go into high school
49:03
playing sports. So you're meeting, you are
49:05
meeting people. Well, yeah, I'm just in class.
49:07
In class. But I'm super tan.
49:09
I have the extremely curly hair. Super curly hair and she was
49:12
very tan, yes. And I had so many kids ask me,
49:17
are you mixed? Are you mixed?
49:18
Yeah, You know, And I like, you know, And I was like, no, like.
49:22
And I was like, I don't care. I don't know.
49:24
But my parents are very white. Yeah, my parents are very.
49:26
I was like, my parents are very white.
49:28
You. Know it was funny when I was
49:29
when I was in grade school also spent every day in the sun all
49:33
summer long at the pool. And I also have the curly hair
49:37
which you wouldn't know because I flat iron into submission
49:39
every day. But I do have the curly hair
49:41
comes from from from me and the French.
49:43
Apparently it is they give us nothing.
49:46
The Algerian French is what my dad says anyway.
49:50
So I would get asked the same thing, yeah, if I was mixed
49:54
because I would be very tanned. But then my then my one friend,
49:56
I'd met her for the first time in 6th grade, She thought I was
49:58
struck full on black, which is whatever, you know, who cares?
50:02
But then my tan started fading. Full on black is that I don't.
50:05
Know if that's a terrible thing to say, but she thought she
50:06
thought I was. And then my tan fades, you know,
50:10
months into the school year and she's like, oh, you're.
50:13
And she looks at me and goes, you're white.
50:16
Well, yeah, you know, I mean, she's like, she's like, you're
50:19
so tan, I thought. You were black.
50:21
And then the girl here, I was like, oh.
50:23
OK, she never said anything to me.
50:24
So like then when the when she realized I wasn't black.
50:27
So that was kind of funny. But so you, you keep you.
50:29
Are asked several times yeah, that if you were mixed and and.
50:35
Well, it was just kind of like a funny.
50:37
It was just funny. It was funny because not because
50:40
I was being asked, but because of how I was asked like every
50:43
day for the first like 2 months of school.
50:46
I was asked so many times and so it was to me.
50:49
It was just funny how often I was getting asked and.
50:51
We thought it was funny. Yeah.
50:53
We didn't care. We thought it was hilarious.
50:54
Yeah. And so.
50:56
But your you know, your grandparents are are a different
50:58
generation, you know, but. That's putting it so nicely.
51:01
Trying to put it nicely. We, we, we were over there at
51:03
one point. I remember your dad saying, oh,
51:05
yeah, all the kids at every school think she's mixed.
51:06
Ha, ha, ha, yeah, We laugh. We ha, ha, ha.
51:08
Yeah. And, and apparently we heard
51:11
this story later from your aunt, who's Sherry, who's married to
51:15
your dad's brother. And she tells us that grandma
51:18
was on the phone with her one day, crying.
51:20
Breaks down, just breaks. Down.
51:22
Breaks. Down crying, breaks down crying
51:23
and says, do you know what they say about Abby at school?
51:29
And Sherry's like, no, what she's going to be, this is going
51:32
to be something terrible. Oh my God, and.
51:33
She's like and grandma's crying, so she's like.
51:35
She can't quite get it out. They say she's by.
51:38
They say she's. Bye.
51:40
And she can't get it out. So Sharon fills in the blank.
51:43
Bisexual. I don't think I can even say the
51:51
word sexual to my any of my mom. Oh my God.
51:55
Hey girl, goes. No, they say she's biracial.
52:03
It's. Still the funniest stories ever
52:05
in my life. She well, well, she's not.
52:11
So what does it? Matter like, like it would
52:13
matter either way, but she's not.
52:16
She's like, well, she's not so. Why do you care?
52:20
It's not like a slur. It's not like somebody's like
52:23
I'm not no one's. I'm not being made fun of.
52:26
No, I'm like nothing. It was.
52:27
It's literally just are you mixed?
52:29
No, I'm not. OK, like the whole conversation
52:33
she's like they're not making fun of her.
52:34
They're not they're not excluding her from me.
52:36
God bless. Just a question.
52:39
Oh my God, we laughed so hard. That was so funny that we
52:42
laughed. But you know the priorities are
52:44
were different for. The priorities were very.
52:47
Different. I guess so, but oh man.
52:51
That was that. That story does not probably
52:52
color my grandma in the best life.
52:55
No. But I mean, you know, it all
52:57
depends on how you've been raised.
52:58
They've come a long way, OK? Got Eddie Bort.
53:03
Got any more stories? I have one more story that I was
53:05
going to tell about. You because you have you have
53:08
fur babies. Yeah.
53:09
And you were taking Dipper and Sully to daycare, to doggy
53:14
daycare, and you couldn't go in right away because other people
53:20
were taking their dogs and you can't all go in at the same
53:22
time. And the dogs all freak out.
53:23
And Dipper was especially whining.
53:26
He. Loves the daycare.
53:28
Yeah, he knows exactly when you're at daycare.
53:29
And then he cries. He's a high speed cobar in the
53:32
backseat. He's like, let me out.
53:36
Let me out. I want to go to daycare.
53:37
So they are crying and whining. Sully joins in because Deborah
53:41
is crying and they want to get out of the car and go into
53:43
daycare very badly. And I'm on the phone with Abby
53:46
while she's waiting to go into the daycare.
53:49
And the sentence is, is is a sentence that all mothers have
53:54
felt in their heart around the world.
53:57
I feel like, OK, Abby says. The worst part about this is I
54:01
have to be in the car with them and.
54:06
I thought the worst part of that, the worst part about him
54:08
crying like this, is that I had to be in the car with him.
54:12
I was like all mothers of the world feel you right now, Abby.
54:17
We we understand and feel your pain.
54:19
It wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't in the car.
54:23
I've. We've all had to be in the car
54:25
with. Our children many times what we
54:28
haven't wanted to be No I. Will I will say.
54:31
You were terrible in the car. Your sister's not so bad.
54:36
You hated being confined. So I was bored.
54:39
Well, no. Even as an infant strapped me in
54:41
the car seat and you scream the entire time.
54:43
Let me free. I was like, all babies fall
54:46
asleep in the car. Not Abby.
54:50
Sam and Liv fell asleep. It was fine.
54:51
But not you. You scream the entire time.
54:53
Once you finally could get out of the car seat, then you were
54:56
better. But you had to antagonize your
54:58
sisters. So we're going on a road trip to
55:02
Florida, I think, OK. And you are.
55:05
You have the whole entire backseat of the van to yourself.
55:09
Liv is sitting in her little car seat.
55:10
She's got a cup of milk in a buddy in a movie she's set.
55:13
She's content. Not a word out.
55:15
Peep out of her. I think all the way to Florida,
55:18
Sam is bitching and moaning and whining because Abby won't leave
55:23
her alone. Abby's got antagonized.
55:27
At one point, finally, Sam snapped and.
55:29
Said Mom. Abby's looking out my window.
55:35
I was like. And I'm, I'm like, done.
55:38
I'm so angry. I'm ready to, I'm ready to beat
55:41
the both of you. Sam was not all innocent in all
55:43
of this either. And I was like, I'm literally so
55:47
frazzled and I'm screaming. Oh, Windows or?
55:50
Community windows screaming in the car no one owns anyone owns.
55:59
Screaming in the van and you kept picking each other and
56:03
finally I said because dad was driving, dad was driving, I was
56:08
navigating. This is the days of a map, you
56:10
know it's. Like I live with.
56:12
Two, I am. I finally scream and yell.
56:18
Pull. Over and.
56:20
Mike. Says why I said just pull.
56:23
Over. He's like, why?
56:24
I can't just pull over? We're caravaning.
56:26
With your brother, your brother and his parents.
56:28
And he goes. Why does it?
56:30
Because I'm going to beat their fucking asses.
56:32
And I actually dropped that bomb.
56:34
I was so angry. And we were like, and we did not
56:38
pull over, but he. Was like, I'm not pulling over.
56:41
But you guys, there was not another peep till we got to
56:44
Florida. That was it.
56:49
Asses. I had lost my shit.
56:51
No asses were beat. No asses were beat.
56:54
We will. Clarify.
56:55
I didn't have to do another thing because they knew I had
56:58
reached my absolute limit and I was done.
57:02
And then they shut the hell up and we got, we got the floor and
57:05
we made it so. We made it.
57:07
I feel your pain about having to be in the car.
57:12
So yeah, we should have put all the kids in Grandma Grandpa's
57:15
car and that would have solved the problem, but I don't think.
57:18
Grandpa and Grandpa would have gone for that.
57:20
No, they wouldn't have. It would have been a little bit
57:21
too much. So we should have just put you
57:24
and. Grandpa and grandpa's car.
57:26
That's fine. But you wanted grandma anyway.
57:28
You were grandma's girl. So anyway.
57:32
Oh, OK. That was funny.
57:34
Golly, I haven't thought about that in a long time.
57:36
It's a good one. My, my, my pen died on me.
57:38
Oh, was it like Mike Christie Yumble?
57:40
Did I tell all my stories? No, I'm OK.
57:42
I got it. Well, you know Christie
57:44
Yamaguchi has crackerback because we were at the Barneys
57:46
and Nobles with you and Olivia. We were at the Barneys and
57:48
Nobles. It is Barnes and Noble in case
57:50
you're wanting, but Lily called the Barneys and Nobles when she
57:52
was little and we. Thought that was funny.
57:53
So they got the like toy section in the back or whatever they do
57:56
and we were, I don't know, we were just back there for
57:58
whatever reason. And nobody goes.
58:02
Or maybe it was you it. Was No, it was Liv.
58:03
She. Pulls off the Barbie.
58:05
Off the shell. And goes.
58:07
Chrissy. Yavaguchi and it was it.
58:09
Was and we all look at you and go, Chrissy have a Gucci have.
58:14
You don't know what we're talking about.
58:15
Just go get yourself a Sharpie S Gel .7 pen and you'll know.
58:21
You'll know 'cause it glides across neighbor like Christie
58:25
Yavaguchi is to glide across. Ice.
58:28
That's what we say. I call it that at work now, the
58:31
Christie Yamaguchi. Yeah, I know.
58:33
I'm in the loan meeting and I'm like, I was like, I think when
58:36
somebody offered me a pen because I couldn't find my head
58:38
in my purse. I said no, no, I've got my
58:40
Christie Yamaguchi here. And they look at me like what
58:42
I've. Got my Christie Yamaguchi.
58:46
Holy shit. Oh, that's funny.
58:48
All right. Well, you got anything else or
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we covered it all? Well, I've read another funny
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story that I'll tell you about in World News.
58:56
We have a new Pope. I didn't vote for him.
59:00
Well, none of us. Did you'd have to be a cardinal
59:07
and a man? So none of us, none of us get to
59:10
get. To a Cardinals fan, you almost.
59:13
Did, but not a man anyway, so it was actually quite fast.
59:20
I thought Pope Francis was pretty good dude like that.
59:24
He's not super conservative, tried to take us forward and
59:27
definitely man of the people. I thought that was awesome.
59:31
So I was hoping they would like someone who would continue that.
59:34
Yeah, I think they have. But the Pope had passed away and
59:39
I read this, read this. Somebody posted the story about
59:42
their mom had text him and said you should show some respect and
59:47
watch the Pope's funeral. It's going to be televised.
59:50
And the girl said, well, mom, it's going to be on at like 3:00
59:52
AM here. Yeah.
59:54
And she said don't give me that shit.
59:55
I know you get up at 3:00 AM to watch K Pop concert.
59:59
And she said that's a fairpoint. I have no.
1:00:04
I have no argument that's true. That has happened.
1:00:06
I was like, we've actually done that.
1:00:07
You've done that. So I know, I know it's true.
1:00:10
So I thought that was pretty funny.
1:00:12
But anyway, that shit. Right, Give me that shit.
1:00:14
I know you get up. 3K pop concert.
1:00:16
And I was like so. Funny.
1:00:17
Like damn, she got her. She got her.
1:00:19
Said the rights. There's nothing she could say,
1:00:21
no argument, because she she's done it.
1:00:23
I've done it. Yeah.
1:00:24
So that was pretty funny. But anyway, so here's to the new
1:00:28
Pope. Hope he's a good dude.
1:00:29
And he's from. He's from America.
1:00:31
The memes are hysterical. He's from.
1:00:32
Chicago. He's not just from America, he's
1:00:34
from Chicago. And of course, the Americans are
1:00:36
jumping on that bandwagon. Yeah, it's from the greatest
1:00:39
country. Really.
1:00:39
OK, but there's all these memes out now of him in like a Bears
1:00:48
jerseys and they've they found a picture of him at a White Sox
1:00:51
game because the Cubs and the White Sox are trying to claim
1:00:53
him as a fan. And so his fan was like, Oh no,
1:00:55
he's a White Sox fan. It's hilarious already.
1:00:59
The just the the amount of stuff they've interviewed.
1:01:02
You still have family in Chicago.
1:01:03
And so they've been interviewing them and they're just like, I
1:01:05
never think. And they were just like, they're
1:01:08
just kind of blown away that he's the Pope.
1:01:11
Is it the first American Pope? Yeah.
1:01:13
Because they said there would never be a Pope for America.
1:01:15
That's like this thing about like, you would never, never be
1:01:18
a Pope for America. Well, so.
1:01:19
But he's spent a lot of time in, I want to say Peru as a
1:01:24
missionary. But yeah, born and raised, I
1:01:27
think, like you said, in Chicago.
1:01:28
But he's so funny, a missionary and has been works with the
1:01:32
worked with the poor and and seems like a really good person.
1:01:36
So yeah. Watch your ass.
1:01:37
So I just thought that's that's pretty good.
1:01:40
I hope he's pretty cool. I hope he's a good dude and does
1:01:43
good things. Like I said, or else.
1:01:44
Or else. Or else we're watching your ass.
1:01:47
We're watching you. Pope Leo the 14th is it?
1:01:51
I think that's what it is. I don't fucking know.
1:01:53
I'm pretty sure that's what it was.
1:01:54
But he what The name he took. Yeah.
1:01:55
Oh, I. See.
1:01:56
I see. So anyway, so Leo, yeah, yeah,
1:01:59
Well, he is now. He's a Leo.
1:02:01
What is that? What does that mean?
1:02:02
I don't. Know Lion?
1:02:05
What? No, it means he's a spiced
1:02:09
hibiscus Dr. Oh, OK, you're right.
1:02:13
No, I don't know what does that mean.
1:02:14
I don't means love. No, Anna, it means he's a spicy
1:02:18
biscuits Daiquiri I. Don't know what his his sign is.
1:02:21
I don't know where what his birthday is.
1:02:23
Somebody people were were like, you know, when they found out he
1:02:26
was from Chicago, they were like, yes, we're the greatest
1:02:28
country in American. It's like the mom is French, the
1:02:30
dad is whatever they're, you know, it sees it's a mixed bag,
1:02:33
which every American is. So it's like, get over yourself
1:02:37
on the yeah, on the American thing.
1:02:40
So I thought that was kind of funny.
1:02:42
That's pretty funny. Yeah.
1:02:43
I I it made me think of this. My dad, Van Horn.
1:02:46
My the last name Van Horn is a is is Dutch.
1:02:53
OK, OK. And so.
1:02:55
My brother Chris. Whenever he whenever my dad asks
1:03:01
my brother Chris to do something, he says how about no,
1:03:05
you crazy Dutch bastard. You don't know why that just
1:03:11
triggered that memory. He says that to him and I'm
1:03:15
like, what? Well, I don't know.
1:03:18
I don't know why you do this. Liv does this and my brothers do
1:03:22
this to my mom and my dad. I've never.
1:03:24
Talked to my parents. This week, never.
1:03:26
I. Don't know you crazy.
1:03:27
So that was pretty. Funny, but OK.
1:03:31
I kind of, I've kind of gone off the whales.
1:03:33
There, I did see. I did see a thing that said that
1:03:35
said like, it's just said about like, you're grown up.
1:03:39
My mom. Well, I'm not your friend, but
1:03:41
you know what I mean? Yeah, like that all is going to
1:03:44
stop. And it's like, yeah, my mom who
1:03:46
swears she's not my friend. And it's, it's the daughter and
1:03:49
the mom on vacation in like Greece and they're like getting
1:03:53
drinks or whatever. Well, let's just say when you're
1:03:55
growing up, you can't be your friend.
1:03:57
But now that you're an adult, yeah, get to be your friend.
1:04:00
But then you have a friend who when I'm choking on my ice cream
1:04:04
and I say, why does ice cream make me choke?
1:04:06
You tell me maybe I shouldn't Deep Throat the spoon.
1:04:09
Well, what do you want me to tell you?
1:04:11
What? Tells her mother not that they
1:04:14
throw the spoon. I don't understand.
1:04:16
I think it's solid advice. Oh my God.
1:04:18
Solid advice. It wasn't the spoon.
1:04:21
It wasn't the spoon. It wasn't now I did see this
1:04:24
that the IT said daughter asked mom, what do you want for
1:04:27
Mother's Day? And the mom answers.
1:04:29
I just want you to be happy. And the daughter says, well,
1:04:32
that's, you know, that's a lot to ask for.
1:04:34
Mom, can we just, can I just get you an air fryer and call it to?
1:04:36
You yes, oh man, that's pretty funny.
1:04:42
But you know what one of my favorite one of my favorite mom
1:04:46
Anna quotes from you. Oh, OK, was I had I had just
1:04:49
finished producing my debut Days of Our Mice.
1:04:53
Oh, yeah. I don't know.
1:04:54
Have we talked about days of our mice?
1:04:56
No. No listener tell us if we've
1:04:58
talked about days of our mice and it's such a good name.
1:05:03
I'll never. I'll never I.
1:05:05
Peeked. You peeked.
1:05:06
I peeked. I've finished producing Days of
1:05:09
Our Mice and you had said I never expected this much
1:05:13
entertainment on a rainy Saturday morning.
1:05:16
And I said, yeah, especially since it's Friday.
1:05:19
Friday. I don't even know what freaking
1:05:22
day of the week it is. This is a problem I feel.
1:05:25
Like I'm worried, I'm worried about my poor brain.
1:05:28
Oh my gosh, I'm really, I'm really worried about my brain
1:05:30
because the wrong thing comes out all the time.
1:05:32
Yeah, you were saying this. Yeah, well, I started talking
1:05:35
about this. You, you said one time you were,
1:05:39
you were like singing this song. You were singing the words.
1:05:45
Who's that beautiful girl? Who's that beautiful girl?
1:05:50
You just kept. Singing that.
1:05:51
Over. And over and over again.
1:05:54
But you were singing in this. Funny voice, they said.
1:05:57
Just about just about what I sounded just now.
1:05:59
It was terrible. And you just kept saying it over
1:06:01
and over. Again, it's because it Who's
1:06:03
that wonderful girl? OK, I'm.
1:06:06
Like it's a it's a me, it's a TikTok, OK?
1:06:08
This is the thing that you do. Yeah.
1:06:10
And Ashley is, And I have commiserated together about
1:06:12
this. When Abby gets a song in her
1:06:14
head, she will sing the same line over and over and over
1:06:16
again until the. OCD.
1:06:17
Apparently so you're about to lose your shit and finally I've
1:06:20
had enough. And I meant to say the line from
1:06:23
Shrek that someone is headed headed.
1:06:26
The right way for a smack bottom.
1:06:28
I meant to say someone has headed the right way for a smack
1:06:30
bottom but. Instead I instead I said.
1:06:33
You're about to get. Spacked.
1:06:37
You're about to get spanked. You're.
1:06:39
About to get spanked. I have no idea why that came
1:06:43
out. We speak in movie quotes
1:06:44
listener if you don't know this about it.
1:06:46
It's what we do. Almost movie quotes.
1:06:48
Are almost. Twisted, terrible movie quotes.
1:06:51
Yeah, I'm like. What?
1:06:53
What Olivia called the Birmingham musicians.
1:06:56
Oh, yeah, Yeah. Have you ever, have you ever
1:06:57
heard the story of the Birmingham musicians where the
1:06:59
little animals are getting away from their evil, abusive
1:07:02
masters? But it's it's a famous story,
1:07:04
and The Muppets did a version of it.
1:07:05
Yep. And in the in the in the version
1:07:08
of The Muppets, the one dog says I'm old, I'm beat up, I'm worn
1:07:14
away. And Liv loves that story.
1:07:17
And she says, oh man, I really want to watch that right now.
1:07:20
And. Sam couldn't remember what it
1:07:22
was, so she's like what? And Liv says the country time
1:07:25
farm animal buddies. Farm animal buddies Alex and I
1:07:32
went the Bremertown musician. She's like, Oh yeah, yeah,
1:07:35
that's it. So I'm not the only one.
1:07:38
I'm not the only. One who does this country Time
1:07:40
farm Animal buddies, everybody's favorite puppet movie.
1:07:44
Everybody's. Favorite.
1:07:47
Oh my God. So that, that's pretty funny.
1:07:49
But we all. We've all.
1:07:50
Done it. I mean, but I feel like I'm
1:07:53
doing this a lot more now and I don't know, I'm just having
1:07:59
having a hard time with that lately and I'm I'm worried about
1:08:02
my poor brain. So anybody has any tips on how
1:08:07
to get my brain and get it shit together that that'd be great.
1:08:10
I'll take it, yeah. Put some comments I've been
1:08:14
itching to block somebody. Put some comments in the on the
1:08:19
Spotify. We'll take some comments.
1:08:22
We'll take some comments. All right.
1:08:24
Well, I think that's probably. About all we got.
1:08:26
All right, I guess we better say goodbye.
1:08:28
I don't know about you, but after this I'm going to eat some
1:08:30
serious. Beef.
1:08:32
Some serious Mother's Day celebrations?
1:08:34
I don't know some. Serious cocktails.
1:08:35
It was right there, some serious.
1:08:37
Cock, no serious cocktails. Bye bye.