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Why Did God Make Man Nipples By Brett Keane · Brett Keane and Eve Show

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  Hello, ladies and gentlemen, my name is Brett Keen from God TV
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  radio. I hope you're all having a
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  blessed day out there so I was having a conversation with one
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  of my favorite atheist friends in the entire world.
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  And he said to me, Brett, there is no need to deposit, a god
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  into the universe, all things come into existence, absolutely
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  naturally, all the I know Troll processes.
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  No, God is required. And he said, think about this
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  Brett. If a god designed you, then, why
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  did he put nipples on men? Why?
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  Why put nipples on men? Well, I responded to him with
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  this, perhaps God. Put those nipples there for my
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  wife's benefit. She loves my nipples.
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  She can't get enough of my nipples.
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  In fact, when she's not eating food, she is nibbling my
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  nipples, sometimes it's uncomfortable, but usually it
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  works for me. It usually leads to a lot of
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  different exercises. Sighs and obstacles for me.
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  So there's that. So he goes.
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  All right. Brett, I see what you did there.
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  I see what you did there. Well, how about this?
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  Why would God make it to where or design you in such a way that
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  the same hole that you used to eat food?
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  You also breathe through and he goes on to listing all these
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  different things such as back problems.
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  Tailbone did you? No, we used to have a tail
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  because apparently, we used to be like, Curious, George.
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  We used to have a tail, and we hung from trees and anyone, on
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  all this list, two different things that are wrong with the
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  human anatomy. And he said there was no
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  intelligence involved in any of this.
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  Well I love my atheist friends and I looked him right in the
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  eye if you smell what The Rock is cooking.
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  And I said to him well if it's all natural processes and it
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  involves absolutely no intelligence whatsoever.
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  Then I want you my friend to get all of your favorite people in
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  the whole wide world. Choose the most intelligent
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  people that you can think of. And I want you to go Into a lab
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  and see if you can create something that is sentient and
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  conscious and better than a human or at least try to
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  reduplicate. The process.
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  Just see if you can create a human out of thin air and you're
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  not allowed to use any of the cell structure or a design that
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  was already pre-existing and a human because I would be
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  cheating. Yeah, you got to go full god
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  mode on this man. You got to go full god mode.
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  And when I told him that he should get all of his friends,
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  in the most intelligent people in the world to go into a lab
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  and try to create a human since he says that doesn't involve
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  intelligence, anybody can do it. He just looked at me and said,
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  Brett, you're fucking terrible, man.
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  You're just absolutely awful. I can't get through to your
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  head. Well.
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  You may think that you evolve from a rock, but I believe that
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  God intelligently designed you and he did it with love.
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  I'm sorry. You feel that way sir.
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  I'm sorry you feel that way. Can we still be friends though?
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  Alright, peace out. Ladies and gentlemen, and God
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  bless.